Yesterday on the Minnesota Goodbye. Actually, on the show, we talked about
surprises, so we got an email and they says, hey, I know
him late, but I'm listening back to today's show and you guys were talking
about the best surprises. My dad has been playing in a band since I've
been alive. I'm probably his biggest groupie and always would bring my friends to
watch his gigs, dance with my mom and the other band wives. Well,
the best kept secret was that he and the band surprised me and played
a small set at our wedding. Everyone knew but me, even my nine
year old nephew, who was a rock star. Keeping the secret. They
snuck all the equipment in a day ahead and set up My mom said I
wasn't allowed to see the reception hall because she wanted me to see it all
decorated. When we walked in for the first time at the reception, I
didn't even notice a full band set up until my husband pointed it out to
me after we were walked into the reception l it was so special. I'll
always be the drummer's daughter, Alyssa. What a big surprise that I'm actually
surprised didn't get ruined, especially by like the nine year old. That is
your steel trap. And also, that's so cool you've a built in band,
because a live band to hire for a wedding is expensive. Don't you
think that she already probably had other means of entertainment? She had something,
But that's still super cool. Hey, guys, want to say, because
of you, I've been watching Jerry Duty really good. I have a question
about urinal etiquette. I don't know if we're going to know the answer to
this. Yeah, and I but here we go. Me and my friend
go to a hockey game, and I'm using my typical urinal etiquette, where
you use every other urinal when available, stare forward, don't talk, and
read the promotional poster in front of you. That seems like, without knowing
a lot, that seems like what you would do. Well. Some random
person comes up, stands right next to me and carries on a full conversation
with me as we're we're leaving ourselves. Of course, this seemed like it
took forever since it was such a random conversation. When I left the restroom,
I told my friend some loser and they're kept on having a conversation next
to me while we were both peeing, and made a joke that he didn't
know urinal etiquette. Then I come to find out neither my friend, and
he said, I am being an idiot? Is your anal etiquette really thing?
Or am I just crazy? Probably more of a question for Dave it
is that I think that it's just like, there is absolutely etiquette. I
have always heard you don't stand next to someone at the urinal if unless there's
no other open space, you do the every other So I know for a
fact that's etiquette. I think the talking is probably it just depends on the
person. Yeah, you have chattier people. I mean even in the women's
bathroom. I don't talk to some people, and some people will talk and
I will talk back to them, and we're in separate stalls talking. So
I think that you're both right. I think some people just are don't care,
and some people respect the etiquette. Yeah. I don't know anything else.
No, I mean that's exactly what I would have said. The only
thing. One time I was in the women's restroom, which once again is
not urnal etiquette, but I didn't know who had walked in, but there
was a song Plane over the speaker and it was Amy James from K one
to two, and she tried to talk to me, and I couldn't figure
out who it was at first, and I really didn't want to talk to
the person, so I just stayed silent, which made it twenty times worse
instead of acknowledging the person talking to me between like the stalls. And then
eventually I just like squeezed out of there and I realized it was Amy.
But at that point I was too far in of being awkward and silent that
I didn't stick around and be like, sorry, Amy, I didn't know
who it was. You, Oh God, Okay, Hey, Jenny and
fallon, Dave and Drake too. I was listening to the Minnesota Goodbye for
five seventeen and had to smile to myself at Jenny's ab fart story. When
working out, I had a similar thing happened to me. But at work.
I work at a small chiropractic office with only four staff members, me,
the billing manager, the massage therapist, and the male chiropractor. I
would get adjustments frequently by my boss, the mail Cairo, and one day
I was having some mid back paid and he did an adjustment on me where
he would wrap his arms around me and basically bear hug. Wwe slam me
down on the table while using his fist as a pressure point on my spine.
Well, I bet you can guess what happened next. He had me
roll back and he pushed down on my body hard and I so loudly expelled
all the air on my body. Not only did I grant, but the
driest latant fart came out of me. I know he heard it because he
got this side smile and giggled a little. I was mortified. Luckily,
the two other ladies that worked there didn't hear it, but I could have
just become one with the fart and drifted away with the wind. I'm sure
he had situations like this all the time and forgot about it, but I
am still embarrassed by this today. Anyway, Thank you for reading this.
I love the show and listen and follow along daily. You guys are my
company, along with my two dogs as I work from home now and don't
have co workers to chat with throughout the long quiet days before my husband gets
home. I have been listening since middle school and would sit on the school
bus streaming of the show for my iPod waiting for Elena's have you been paying
attention quiz and test myself. If you ever need more content, you can
always bring that bit back or do some sort of trivia. Thanks again,
Katrina. Katrina, that is mortifying and amazing, and you're right he probably
did hear that all the time. Oh, I've seen so many chiropractor videos
of people get in their backs cracked or something cracked and a two falls out
like you just can't help it. And I think that chiropractors know what they
signed up for. I'm calling today's episode blatant fart in your honor, So
I'd love how you worded that. You're very funny. Okay, I actually
got a DM from this person and she said, Hey, I want to
send you something about that I heard on your show about weddings in Scottsdale.
And she's like, it's probably too late. I said, it's never too
late. You send that away. So, hey, guys, I just
want to say I'm super pissed off at that girl who called in today and
is debating being in her friend's wedding in Scottsdale. What a selfish person.
If I don't remember what this is. Well, I think she has it
wrong though. The girl who we had on who was debate going to a
wedding was it was going to be in Chicago, and then the bachelor at
party was in Florida. Yeah, so as we did it, we do
a replay. We don't remember, I don't know. We've done a few
replays and staves out that's a rule of thumb. So anyway, I apologize,
I don't remember. She says, what a selfish person. If her
friend was there for her when it was her time to get married, then
she needs to return the favor, especially if her friend asks her to be
there. Being in someone's wedding is an honor and it is obviously not that
important to her, which is why she is contemplating ditching. Shame on her.
She's a horrible friend, her excuses are lame, and her friend will
probably be very disappointed. I am just disgusted. The reason I'm so triggered
by this is because I'm a recent bride myself. I spent all of my
twenties and early thirties attending bachelorette parties, bridle and baby showers. Gender reveals.
My friend's kid's birthday parties. The list goes on. I've thrown showers
for some of my friends as well. When it was my turn for my
way, nobody cared. They all have lame excuses to not come to my
shower or bachelotte party, Like my husband is going golfing and I need to
watch the kids. I was like, Okay, maybe your husband should go
golfing another day since I threw your baby shower for you. The list goes
on of lame excuses everyone had to not be there for me. It's extremely
hurtful when you put time and effort into other people and when it's your time
to shine, they can't do a single thing. I've decided the people who
weren't there for me, I'm not giving my time to and I'm done with
them. I made them a priority and they couldn't do the same when it
came when it mattered to me. Can anyone relate? Sorry for going off,
It's just upsetting. If people are there for you, then you should
return the favorite period. I can feel that pain in what you're writing,
and it's not like I don't know if you maybe you wrote this sounds like
you obviously got married later than a lot of your friends since you did baby
shower shot, mbile's kid's birthday parties, and that does suck. I mean,
the thing is, yes, they're a different point in their life,
and it really is different when you have no kids and no family or you
know what I mean, you're not married or whatever. Even if you are
married with no kids, it makes it a little bit easier, But that
still sucks that you did that for all those people, and it sounds like
a lot of them bailed on you. And I'm really sorry you felt that,
because You're right, that's like the time when you do feel loved.
I think some people take it too far obviously and expect too much of people.
That's another thing we've covered. I mean that bachelor at party, she
was like three days in Florida for two thousand dollars? Are you kidding me?
What are you spending two thousand dollars on for three days in Florida?
I mean, I get it they could have been going to like Miami or
something where it's more expensive, but that just sounded insane to me. But
to ditch out on like your shower and all these that makes me sad,
and I'm really sorry that like, I can feel like that pain in your
email. So I'm sorry. Okay, next email, I opened the door
for someone when everything in a situation was screaming no. But thank god it
turned out fine. Okay, let's see where this goes. It was eight
to nine pm in winter, so dark. Oh, I get it.
We talked about how you don't open the door for people when they come to
your house. Yeah, and like, especially if you're a woman alone.
Oh yeah, yeah, you don't open the door. Okay, so she
opened the door for someone even though everything was saying no. It was eight
to nine pm in the winter, so it was dark. We live in
the country and we were going to wake up at midnight and drive to the
UP. I believe that stands for Upper Peninsula. It does Michigan. My
husband was driving and I was going to sleep in the car, so I
was up late getting last minute things ready. My husband went to bed at
six. My three young kids were also in bed. We had already dropped
my two dogs off at my parents since we'd be leaving in the middle of
the night earlier. Two vehicles were driving around and asked my husband if we
had seen their dog. We hadn't, so when someone knocked, I assumed
it was about the dog, and the guy wasn't walking away because he could
see the lights on. So I answered, He's like, are you missing
a dog? I found one and I go, is it a German short
hair? He got all excited it was our dog, but I had to
tell him no, it wasn't ours, but someone is or was driving around
looking for one. But we have two German wire hairs so close. Though.
Needless to say, my husband was pretty mad. I opened the door
alone, without him awake and without my very protective large dog to back me
up. Moral of the story, don't answer the door even though it was
fine. Won't do that again with the guy did have the dog that they
were looking for or the neighbor. Okay, but I don't think she had
contact for those people that just drove by looking for their do I's like,
knowled she could really assist it. Just said someone is looking for the dog.
Hold on, let me just heavily breathe take a breather. Here we
go, Hey Dave and the rest of the morning show. I'm bored enough
to rewatch the hills. Oh great, through it and currently it's at the
part Heidi and Spencer are wedding planning, Aster mentioned premarrital counseling and Spencer gave
a look. It made me think of a show idea. How many people
got premarrital counseling and decided not to get married, specifically for some reason discovered
in counseling, not just called off an engagement for cheating or whatnot, only
because counseling made them realize I can't do this. Just a thought, would
be interesting to know how common or uncommon it is. I think it would.
I mean, we could definitely do that. I think that's very uncommon
because it's a more of a religious thing, so especially Catholics, and well
I say especially Catholics, I don't know. There are plenty of religions that
would make you do that, and I don't think it stops most people.
I think it's pretty like routine kind of counseling. Yeah, so it's not
like you're digging too deep, right, and usually isn't it with like the
past will not pastor it would be the priest. Yeah, so you're not
revealing most likely a lot of issues that you would to a fracas who is
not associated with your church. Yeah, absolutely, one more quick one will
do. Hey, fallancing your latest post of Edith and you. I just
wanted to share some pictures of my cat, Yuki. Even though mine has
a black eyebrows, it is still the same evil looking look that my cat.
Okay, it still has the same evil look your cat, and the
cat looks just like Edith the same. I've heard that tuxedo cats is what
they're called, are the spiciest. Yeah, so of course I was drawn
to Edith, and yes, Yuki has some evil ass looking looks. So
anyway, thank you for sharing that. I love the little animal pictures and
that's it. Thank you so much for listening. Dave's back tomorrow for the
Minnesota Goodbye, so I'll forward him these emails that we didn't get to that
we're kind of more specifically for him, and have a great weekend on my
behalf, Jenny, you're here tomorrow, all right, and then I'll be
back next week. Dun dundon, you can email Ryan Show at KDWB dot com.