WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.280 --> 00:00:03.279 Yesterday on the Minnesota Goodbye. Actually, on the show, we talked about 2 00:00:03.319 --> 00:00:06.240 surprises, so we got an email and they says, hey, I know 3 00:00:06.320 --> 00:00:09.720 him late, but I'm listening back to today's show and you guys were talking 4 00:00:09.720 --> 00:00:12.960 about the best surprises. My dad has been playing in a band since I've 5 00:00:13.000 --> 00:00:16.480 been alive. I'm probably his biggest groupie and always would bring my friends to 6 00:00:16.519 --> 00:00:20.199 watch his gigs, dance with my mom and the other band wives. Well, 7 00:00:20.559 --> 00:00:24.039 the best kept secret was that he and the band surprised me and played 8 00:00:24.039 --> 00:00:27.679 a small set at our wedding. Everyone knew but me, even my nine 9 00:00:27.760 --> 00:00:30.800 year old nephew, who was a rock star. Keeping the secret. They 10 00:00:30.839 --> 00:00:34.240 snuck all the equipment in a day ahead and set up My mom said I 11 00:00:34.280 --> 00:00:37.280 wasn't allowed to see the reception hall because she wanted me to see it all 12 00:00:37.320 --> 00:00:40.280 decorated. When we walked in for the first time at the reception, I 13 00:00:40.320 --> 00:00:43.759 didn't even notice a full band set up until my husband pointed it out to 14 00:00:43.799 --> 00:00:48.399 me after we were walked into the reception l it was so special. I'll 15 00:00:48.439 --> 00:00:56.640 always be the drummer's daughter, Alyssa. What a big surprise that I'm actually 16 00:00:56.679 --> 00:00:59.719 surprised didn't get ruined, especially by like the nine year old. That is 17 00:01:00.119 --> 00:01:03.000 your steel trap. And also, that's so cool you've a built in band, 18 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:07.719 because a live band to hire for a wedding is expensive. Don't you 19 00:01:07.760 --> 00:01:11.959 think that she already probably had other means of entertainment? She had something, 20 00:01:12.280 --> 00:01:17.079 But that's still super cool. Hey, guys, want to say, because 21 00:01:17.079 --> 00:01:19.599 of you, I've been watching Jerry Duty really good. I have a question 22 00:01:19.680 --> 00:01:23.640 about urinal etiquette. I don't know if we're going to know the answer to 23 00:01:23.680 --> 00:01:26.359 this. Yeah, and I but here we go. Me and my friend 24 00:01:26.400 --> 00:01:30.079 go to a hockey game, and I'm using my typical urinal etiquette, where 25 00:01:30.079 --> 00:01:34.000 you use every other urinal when available, stare forward, don't talk, and 26 00:01:34.040 --> 00:01:37.480 read the promotional poster in front of you. That seems like, without knowing 27 00:01:37.480 --> 00:01:40.200 a lot, that seems like what you would do. Well. Some random 28 00:01:40.200 --> 00:01:42.519 person comes up, stands right next to me and carries on a full conversation 29 00:01:42.560 --> 00:01:47.120 with me as we're we're leaving ourselves. Of course, this seemed like it 30 00:01:47.159 --> 00:01:51.040 took forever since it was such a random conversation. When I left the restroom, 31 00:01:51.079 --> 00:01:53.480 I told my friend some loser and they're kept on having a conversation next 32 00:01:53.480 --> 00:01:57.120 to me while we were both peeing, and made a joke that he didn't 33 00:01:57.159 --> 00:02:00.879 know urinal etiquette. Then I come to find out neither my friend, and 34 00:02:00.959 --> 00:02:04.640 he said, I am being an idiot? Is your anal etiquette really thing? 35 00:02:04.719 --> 00:02:07.960 Or am I just crazy? Probably more of a question for Dave it 36 00:02:08.159 --> 00:02:13.080 is that I think that it's just like, there is absolutely etiquette. I 37 00:02:13.120 --> 00:02:15.919 have always heard you don't stand next to someone at the urinal if unless there's 38 00:02:16.000 --> 00:02:21.120 no other open space, you do the every other So I know for a 39 00:02:21.199 --> 00:02:25.960 fact that's etiquette. I think the talking is probably it just depends on the 40 00:02:25.960 --> 00:02:29.680 person. Yeah, you have chattier people. I mean even in the women's 41 00:02:29.719 --> 00:02:32.560 bathroom. I don't talk to some people, and some people will talk and 42 00:02:32.599 --> 00:02:37.120 I will talk back to them, and we're in separate stalls talking. So 43 00:02:37.159 --> 00:02:40.479 I think that you're both right. I think some people just are don't care, 44 00:02:42.159 --> 00:02:46.120 and some people respect the etiquette. Yeah. I don't know anything else. 45 00:02:46.560 --> 00:02:49.199 No, I mean that's exactly what I would have said. The only 46 00:02:49.400 --> 00:02:52.479 thing. One time I was in the women's restroom, which once again is 47 00:02:52.479 --> 00:02:54.800 not urnal etiquette, but I didn't know who had walked in, but there 48 00:02:54.879 --> 00:02:59.280 was a song Plane over the speaker and it was Amy James from K one 49 00:02:59.280 --> 00:03:01.719 to two, and she tried to talk to me, and I couldn't figure 50 00:03:01.719 --> 00:03:05.039 out who it was at first, and I really didn't want to talk to 51 00:03:05.120 --> 00:03:07.719 the person, so I just stayed silent, which made it twenty times worse 52 00:03:07.759 --> 00:03:12.960 instead of acknowledging the person talking to me between like the stalls. And then 53 00:03:13.000 --> 00:03:15.159 eventually I just like squeezed out of there and I realized it was Amy. 54 00:03:15.199 --> 00:03:19.560 But at that point I was too far in of being awkward and silent that 55 00:03:19.680 --> 00:03:22.240 I didn't stick around and be like, sorry, Amy, I didn't know 56 00:03:22.240 --> 00:03:25.360 who it was. You, Oh God, Okay, Hey, Jenny and 57 00:03:25.400 --> 00:03:29.000 fallon, Dave and Drake too. I was listening to the Minnesota Goodbye for 58 00:03:29.039 --> 00:03:32.800 five seventeen and had to smile to myself at Jenny's ab fart story. When 59 00:03:32.840 --> 00:03:37.520 working out, I had a similar thing happened to me. But at work. 60 00:03:37.840 --> 00:03:40.520 I work at a small chiropractic office with only four staff members, me, 61 00:03:40.719 --> 00:03:45.719 the billing manager, the massage therapist, and the male chiropractor. I 62 00:03:45.719 --> 00:03:50.000 would get adjustments frequently by my boss, the mail Cairo, and one day 63 00:03:50.199 --> 00:03:53.840 I was having some mid back paid and he did an adjustment on me where 64 00:03:53.840 --> 00:03:58.840 he would wrap his arms around me and basically bear hug. Wwe slam me 65 00:03:58.919 --> 00:04:02.599 down on the table while using his fist as a pressure point on my spine. 66 00:04:03.159 --> 00:04:08.199 Well, I bet you can guess what happened next. He had me 67 00:04:08.319 --> 00:04:13.120 roll back and he pushed down on my body hard and I so loudly expelled 68 00:04:13.240 --> 00:04:17.079 all the air on my body. Not only did I grant, but the 69 00:04:17.160 --> 00:04:23.399 driest latant fart came out of me. I know he heard it because he 70 00:04:23.560 --> 00:04:28.959 got this side smile and giggled a little. I was mortified. Luckily, 71 00:04:29.360 --> 00:04:31.680 the two other ladies that worked there didn't hear it, but I could have 72 00:04:31.720 --> 00:04:34.720 just become one with the fart and drifted away with the wind. I'm sure 73 00:04:34.759 --> 00:04:38.519 he had situations like this all the time and forgot about it, but I 74 00:04:38.560 --> 00:04:41.680 am still embarrassed by this today. Anyway, Thank you for reading this. 75 00:04:41.759 --> 00:04:44.519 I love the show and listen and follow along daily. You guys are my 76 00:04:44.560 --> 00:04:47.079 company, along with my two dogs as I work from home now and don't 77 00:04:47.079 --> 00:04:50.680 have co workers to chat with throughout the long quiet days before my husband gets 78 00:04:50.680 --> 00:04:55.120 home. I have been listening since middle school and would sit on the school 79 00:04:55.120 --> 00:04:59.120 bus streaming of the show for my iPod waiting for Elena's have you been paying 80 00:04:59.160 --> 00:05:01.920 attention quiz and test myself. If you ever need more content, you can 81 00:05:01.920 --> 00:05:05.160 always bring that bit back or do some sort of trivia. Thanks again, 82 00:05:05.319 --> 00:05:11.879 Katrina. Katrina, that is mortifying and amazing, and you're right he probably 83 00:05:11.879 --> 00:05:15.480 did hear that all the time. Oh, I've seen so many chiropractor videos 84 00:05:15.480 --> 00:05:18.759 of people get in their backs cracked or something cracked and a two falls out 85 00:05:18.920 --> 00:05:23.759 like you just can't help it. And I think that chiropractors know what they 86 00:05:23.759 --> 00:05:29.160 signed up for. I'm calling today's episode blatant fart in your honor, So 87 00:05:29.360 --> 00:05:32.040 I'd love how you worded that. You're very funny. Okay, I actually 88 00:05:32.079 --> 00:05:35.720 got a DM from this person and she said, Hey, I want to 89 00:05:35.720 --> 00:05:41.399 send you something about that I heard on your show about weddings in Scottsdale. 90 00:05:41.439 --> 00:05:43.279 And she's like, it's probably too late. I said, it's never too 91 00:05:43.399 --> 00:05:46.279 late. You send that away. So, hey, guys, I just 92 00:05:46.319 --> 00:05:48.519 want to say I'm super pissed off at that girl who called in today and 93 00:05:48.639 --> 00:05:53.439 is debating being in her friend's wedding in Scottsdale. What a selfish person. 94 00:05:53.759 --> 00:05:57.439 If I don't remember what this is. Well, I think she has it 95 00:05:57.480 --> 00:06:00.079 wrong though. The girl who we had on who was debate going to a 96 00:06:00.120 --> 00:06:03.959 wedding was it was going to be in Chicago, and then the bachelor at 97 00:06:04.000 --> 00:06:06.720 party was in Florida. Yeah, so as we did it, we do 98 00:06:06.759 --> 00:06:14.600 a replay. We don't remember, I don't know. We've done a few 99 00:06:14.600 --> 00:06:17.600 replays and staves out that's a rule of thumb. So anyway, I apologize, 100 00:06:17.600 --> 00:06:20.879 I don't remember. She says, what a selfish person. If her 101 00:06:20.879 --> 00:06:24.319 friend was there for her when it was her time to get married, then 102 00:06:24.360 --> 00:06:27.560 she needs to return the favor, especially if her friend asks her to be 103 00:06:27.600 --> 00:06:31.120 there. Being in someone's wedding is an honor and it is obviously not that 104 00:06:31.199 --> 00:06:34.720 important to her, which is why she is contemplating ditching. Shame on her. 105 00:06:34.800 --> 00:06:38.279 She's a horrible friend, her excuses are lame, and her friend will 106 00:06:38.319 --> 00:06:43.360 probably be very disappointed. I am just disgusted. The reason I'm so triggered 107 00:06:43.399 --> 00:06:46.759 by this is because I'm a recent bride myself. I spent all of my 108 00:06:46.839 --> 00:06:51.920 twenties and early thirties attending bachelorette parties, bridle and baby showers. Gender reveals. 109 00:06:53.240 --> 00:06:57.199 My friend's kid's birthday parties. The list goes on. I've thrown showers 110 00:06:57.240 --> 00:06:59.759 for some of my friends as well. When it was my turn for my 111 00:06:59.759 --> 00:07:02.639 way, nobody cared. They all have lame excuses to not come to my 112 00:07:02.720 --> 00:07:06.759 shower or bachelotte party, Like my husband is going golfing and I need to 113 00:07:06.800 --> 00:07:11.519 watch the kids. I was like, Okay, maybe your husband should go 114 00:07:11.519 --> 00:07:15.879 golfing another day since I threw your baby shower for you. The list goes 115 00:07:15.959 --> 00:07:19.560 on of lame excuses everyone had to not be there for me. It's extremely 116 00:07:19.600 --> 00:07:24.160 hurtful when you put time and effort into other people and when it's your time 117 00:07:24.160 --> 00:07:27.839 to shine, they can't do a single thing. I've decided the people who 118 00:07:27.879 --> 00:07:30.560 weren't there for me, I'm not giving my time to and I'm done with 119 00:07:30.600 --> 00:07:32.639 them. I made them a priority and they couldn't do the same when it 120 00:07:32.680 --> 00:07:36.360 came when it mattered to me. Can anyone relate? Sorry for going off, 121 00:07:36.399 --> 00:07:40.040 It's just upsetting. If people are there for you, then you should 122 00:07:40.079 --> 00:07:44.720 return the favorite period. I can feel that pain in what you're writing, 123 00:07:44.800 --> 00:07:47.120 and it's not like I don't know if you maybe you wrote this sounds like 124 00:07:47.120 --> 00:07:51.040 you obviously got married later than a lot of your friends since you did baby 125 00:07:51.079 --> 00:07:56.560 shower shot, mbile's kid's birthday parties, and that does suck. I mean, 126 00:07:57.560 --> 00:07:59.879 the thing is, yes, they're a different point in their life, 127 00:08:00.000 --> 00:08:03.279 and it really is different when you have no kids and no family or you 128 00:08:03.360 --> 00:08:05.040 know what I mean, you're not married or whatever. Even if you are 129 00:08:05.040 --> 00:08:09.879 married with no kids, it makes it a little bit easier, But that 130 00:08:09.079 --> 00:08:13.319 still sucks that you did that for all those people, and it sounds like 131 00:08:13.360 --> 00:08:16.240 a lot of them bailed on you. And I'm really sorry you felt that, 132 00:08:16.319 --> 00:08:20.600 because You're right, that's like the time when you do feel loved. 133 00:08:20.120 --> 00:08:24.319 I think some people take it too far obviously and expect too much of people. 134 00:08:24.600 --> 00:08:28.839 That's another thing we've covered. I mean that bachelor at party, she 135 00:08:30.079 --> 00:08:33.879 was like three days in Florida for two thousand dollars? Are you kidding me? 136 00:08:33.440 --> 00:08:37.519 What are you spending two thousand dollars on for three days in Florida? 137 00:08:37.559 --> 00:08:39.639 I mean, I get it they could have been going to like Miami or 138 00:08:39.639 --> 00:08:45.600 something where it's more expensive, but that just sounded insane to me. But 139 00:08:46.039 --> 00:08:48.440 to ditch out on like your shower and all these that makes me sad, 140 00:08:48.519 --> 00:08:52.559 and I'm really sorry that like, I can feel like that pain in your 141 00:08:52.600 --> 00:08:58.799 email. So I'm sorry. Okay, next email, I opened the door 142 00:08:58.840 --> 00:09:01.919 for someone when everything in a situation was screaming no. But thank god it 143 00:09:01.960 --> 00:09:05.919 turned out fine. Okay, let's see where this goes. It was eight 144 00:09:05.960 --> 00:09:07.559 to nine pm in winter, so dark. Oh, I get it. 145 00:09:09.759 --> 00:09:11.320 We talked about how you don't open the door for people when they come to 146 00:09:11.360 --> 00:09:15.639 your house. Yeah, and like, especially if you're a woman alone. 147 00:09:15.759 --> 00:09:18.600 Oh yeah, yeah, you don't open the door. Okay, so she 148 00:09:18.679 --> 00:09:22.399 opened the door for someone even though everything was saying no. It was eight 149 00:09:22.440 --> 00:09:24.759 to nine pm in the winter, so it was dark. We live in 150 00:09:24.799 --> 00:09:28.279 the country and we were going to wake up at midnight and drive to the 151 00:09:28.360 --> 00:09:33.639 UP. I believe that stands for Upper Peninsula. It does Michigan. My 152 00:09:33.720 --> 00:09:37.159 husband was driving and I was going to sleep in the car, so I 153 00:09:37.240 --> 00:09:41.360 was up late getting last minute things ready. My husband went to bed at 154 00:09:41.519 --> 00:09:45.519 six. My three young kids were also in bed. We had already dropped 155 00:09:45.519 --> 00:09:48.440 my two dogs off at my parents since we'd be leaving in the middle of 156 00:09:48.440 --> 00:09:52.799 the night earlier. Two vehicles were driving around and asked my husband if we 157 00:09:52.840 --> 00:09:56.559 had seen their dog. We hadn't, so when someone knocked, I assumed 158 00:09:56.639 --> 00:09:58.720 it was about the dog, and the guy wasn't walking away because he could 159 00:09:58.720 --> 00:10:01.720 see the lights on. So I answered, He's like, are you missing 160 00:10:01.759 --> 00:10:05.000 a dog? I found one and I go, is it a German short 161 00:10:05.039 --> 00:10:07.919 hair? He got all excited it was our dog, but I had to 162 00:10:07.919 --> 00:10:11.600 tell him no, it wasn't ours, but someone is or was driving around 163 00:10:11.679 --> 00:10:16.000 looking for one. But we have two German wire hairs so close. Though. 164 00:10:16.480 --> 00:10:18.519 Needless to say, my husband was pretty mad. I opened the door 165 00:10:18.519 --> 00:10:22.720 alone, without him awake and without my very protective large dog to back me 166 00:10:22.840 --> 00:10:26.279 up. Moral of the story, don't answer the door even though it was 167 00:10:26.320 --> 00:10:28.840 fine. Won't do that again with the guy did have the dog that they 168 00:10:28.840 --> 00:10:33.320 were looking for or the neighbor. Okay, but I don't think she had 169 00:10:33.360 --> 00:10:35.799 contact for those people that just drove by looking for their do I's like, 170 00:10:35.879 --> 00:10:39.960 knowled she could really assist it. Just said someone is looking for the dog. 171 00:10:43.360 --> 00:10:48.080 Hold on, let me just heavily breathe take a breather. Here we 172 00:10:48.120 --> 00:10:50.759 go, Hey Dave and the rest of the morning show. I'm bored enough 173 00:10:50.799 --> 00:10:56.039 to rewatch the hills. Oh great, through it and currently it's at the 174 00:10:56.080 --> 00:11:01.600 part Heidi and Spencer are wedding planning, Aster mentioned premarrital counseling and Spencer gave 175 00:11:01.639 --> 00:11:05.120 a look. It made me think of a show idea. How many people 176 00:11:05.200 --> 00:11:11.960 got premarrital counseling and decided not to get married, specifically for some reason discovered 177 00:11:11.960 --> 00:11:16.440 in counseling, not just called off an engagement for cheating or whatnot, only 178 00:11:16.519 --> 00:11:20.600 because counseling made them realize I can't do this. Just a thought, would 179 00:11:20.600 --> 00:11:24.320 be interesting to know how common or uncommon it is. I think it would. 180 00:11:24.360 --> 00:11:26.200 I mean, we could definitely do that. I think that's very uncommon 181 00:11:26.679 --> 00:11:33.000 because it's a more of a religious thing, so especially Catholics, and well 182 00:11:33.080 --> 00:11:35.720 I say especially Catholics, I don't know. There are plenty of religions that 183 00:11:35.720 --> 00:11:39.679 would make you do that, and I don't think it stops most people. 184 00:11:41.600 --> 00:11:46.720 I think it's pretty like routine kind of counseling. Yeah, so it's not 185 00:11:46.759 --> 00:11:50.759 like you're digging too deep, right, and usually isn't it with like the 186 00:11:50.799 --> 00:11:54.639 past will not pastor it would be the priest. Yeah, so you're not 187 00:11:54.759 --> 00:12:00.559 revealing most likely a lot of issues that you would to a fracas who is 188 00:12:00.600 --> 00:12:05.759 not associated with your church. Yeah, absolutely, one more quick one will 189 00:12:05.840 --> 00:12:07.799 do. Hey, fallancing your latest post of Edith and you. I just 190 00:12:07.840 --> 00:12:11.720 wanted to share some pictures of my cat, Yuki. Even though mine has 191 00:12:11.879 --> 00:12:16.879 a black eyebrows, it is still the same evil looking look that my cat. 192 00:12:16.919 --> 00:12:20.360 Okay, it still has the same evil look your cat, and the 193 00:12:20.480 --> 00:12:24.639 cat looks just like Edith the same. I've heard that tuxedo cats is what 194 00:12:24.639 --> 00:12:30.200 they're called, are the spiciest. Yeah, so of course I was drawn 195 00:12:30.240 --> 00:12:35.240 to Edith, and yes, Yuki has some evil ass looking looks. So 196 00:12:35.840 --> 00:12:41.159 anyway, thank you for sharing that. I love the little animal pictures and 197 00:12:41.320 --> 00:12:43.840 that's it. Thank you so much for listening. Dave's back tomorrow for the 198 00:12:43.840 --> 00:12:50.039 Minnesota Goodbye, so I'll forward him these emails that we didn't get to that 199 00:12:50.080 --> 00:12:54.200 we're kind of more specifically for him, and have a great weekend on my 200 00:12:54.279 --> 00:12:58.080 behalf, Jenny, you're here tomorrow, all right, and then I'll be 201 00:12:58.120 --> 00:13:03.279 back next week. Dun dundon, you can email Ryan Show at KDWB dot com.