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We're back with another edition of the
Federalist Radio Hour. I'm Emily Dashinsky,

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culture editor here at the Federalist.
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Make sure to subscribe wherever you download
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our website as well. Christopher Bedford, executive editor at the Common Sense Society,

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is here for our annual tradition where
Chris airs his grievances. We've been

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doing this for three or four years
now, Chris. It's really become quite

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the tradition that the listeners really get
into. We have some questions for you

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that we can get into. But
you brought this wonderful beer that I really

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like. It's the Hoffbrow original,
It's a Munich beer. It's wonderful.

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Where do you get this? I
got this downstairs at the liquor store.

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I mean it's Hoffbrow, how of
the most famous beer hall in Munich,

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closely associated with Octoberfest. It's great, and but you never really, I

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mean it's not. I'm surprised it
was at that liquor sore. I'll just

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say that without without doctor. Yeah, I'm surprised by that. You know,

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you probably like it. It's made
according to the German purity laws.

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They have really strict laws on beer, and they brag about it in a

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way that I wouldn't if I was
German anymore. Like different things are not

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would not fit a lot of a
lot of things that you make in America

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would not be allowed to be called
beer in Germany. They it's just kind

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of traditional. That leads for a
lot of innovation in America. But actually

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it's okay. Don't feel bad about
that because this Christmas, like half the

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country is, you know, changing
the changing their opinions and all that.

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But I'm just saying that, you
know, Holocaust jokes are in this season.

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No, like members of Congress totally
down with it. Who's made a

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Holocaust joke in Congress? You see
it on the streets. You know what

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streets are you on. They're canceling
streets of Warsauce are good ninety, They're

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canceling Christmas trees, Christmas tree lightings. I see what you're saying. The

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Holocaust strokes are in on the left, is what you're saying. Yes,

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yes, yes, I thought you
were talking. Is like ninety seven percent

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Democrat. Yeah, so I was
actually wondering about this. Is so one

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of my grievances is get right down. I was just going to ask you

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start please. Sarah's got a lot
of really liberal friends from college. Okay,

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we went to college together, but
sure, I used to have a

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lot of liberal friends. But their
wives like stop letting them hang out with

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me after Trump got elected, so
we feel like we're family. Is not

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going to associate with that man,
that dude who wrote the art of the

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Donald. Yet not welcome in this
home. I'm welcome, like he is

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bad. This house is welcoming and
inclusive and everything the science says, yes

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exactly. So I don't really have
a ton left anymore in the way that

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I used to more. I used
to have a lot more than my kind

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of friends in conservative media because I
went to college here, I was an

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e fraternity here, I bartended here. You know, I still got some

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pals we start hang out. But
Sarah's got some close pals, good people

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too. But I was wondering.
I was like, I'm getting dragged to

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these Christmas parties and I'm kind of
wondering, like, so are we allowed

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to make jokes now, like has
a whole new line of humor opened up,

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like an awful humor, And she
said to run a few by her

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to see if they worked. She
decided that she prefer that I'd not share

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any of those jokes, So they're
hard to get through, like I never

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you know, if you go to
like a kind of like Christmas party.

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I went to a couple Christmas parties
this year. They're probably a conservative dominated.

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Most people were talking about their families
drinking. You'd have to put up

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with a couple of like right wing
jokes every now and then, like church,

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I mean, but it doesn't dominate. Yeah, not the case with

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some of these Christmas parties. And
not one love loved our host. She

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is fantastic. Every year she hosts
SR make your Own Martini party, and

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none of them know how to make
martinis. Hit. I keep my politics

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to myself and I make everyone martinis. But you know, there were people

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that I didn't have that much to
talk about this year, So the conversation

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was dominated by these two women who
are struggling with IVF married women, and

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they're talking about the insurance paying for
it. And I'm sitting here and I

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just want to ask them when you
go in there like two women and say

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we've been trying and we're not getting
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like a straight face and be like, have you considered IVF? I have?

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So insurance companies are mean. Insurance
companies like deny you like you can

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say sperms or we only cover forward
falls. But the insurance is like,

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yeah, well we'll throw money at
this. Yeah. Really there's a lot

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of money to be an IVF.
Yeah, insurance is paying for it.

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And I'm just kind of like,
hey, yeah, I didn't I didn't

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even begin the questions because my first
question was going to be like, I

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think I know the problem. So
instead it's not really grievance at the end

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of the day, because that would
have been my grievance, would have been

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Sarah's too, But instead I just
I made four Gibson martiniz and I drank

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them. I went home and I
went to sleep. I'm not a doctor,

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but have you medical professionals have told
you you know, and I wish

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them the best. So I can't
tell if your first grievance was about the

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Holocaust or IVF, or if that
was two well, we're anti Holocaust,

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I know. But is your grievance
that the left has now embraced anti Semitism

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or is your grievance that the left
has now embraced anti Semitism and IVF is

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for two women as I just don't
know. You need to enumerate. I

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I don't know how far the left
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in their street theater, like basically
any person who was at that party would

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be like trying Hitler mustaches on Jewish
kidnap victim babies and like chanting from the

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River to the Sea. But I
don't know if it's entered, like we're

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allowed to make Jewish jokes and play
company. Well, here's what it is.

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No, it's just the it's the
way the left exploits uh in many

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cases legitimate victims in this case legitimate
victims of course, and in other cases

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people who they who are victims by
their definition. It's all exploitive, using

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people as political chess pieces and cultureal
a whole book about this is like two

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thousand and seven was Guilty Liberal Victims, and I think it was guilty Liberal

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victims in their sign. I never
went to that stage you went through a

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reading and culter, Well, it's
actually a very good book and it holds

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up and it's the same, like
it's the same phenomenon. It's just we

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hear from the left after Charlottesville how
disturbed they are by rampant anti semitism,

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apparently from Donald Trump. Well,
that's the funny thing is a lot of

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my friends who cut me off.
I wasn't privy to the conversation, but

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I know how these conversations go,
like, he's we don't have hateful people

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in our house, and it's like, and some of my friends who did

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this too, is kind of bummed
about. I still talk to them a

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little bit, but I really strong
supporters of Israel. Yeah, and there's

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got to be a little bit of
like, hey, so can we go

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hunting this year? Because I'm not
the batty. This is your friends are

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the batties. And we've talked actually
on the show. I actually feel like

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we've had in the last couple of
years. You and I have had tougher

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conversations about Israel than many people on
the right are willing to have. And

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I think that's entirely fair to have
like a nuanced approach to Israel. On

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the other hand, there are I
mean, this is a perfect example of

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the left giving cover to violent and
it's over violent, hateful, bigoted people

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that are you know, there are
professors who have talked about it being exhilarating

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to watch what happened on October seventh. You know, this is an act

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of resistance. Hamas is essentially a
resistance group. These are martyrs. Hamas

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fighters are martyrs over and over again, giving cover to actual, violent,

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dangerous bigots well at the same time
disqualifying Christians or people with traditional views or

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even people like Abigail Schreier who were
jk rowling, people that are center left

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and have different take on whether kids
should be trans In this house, we

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follow the science exactly, capitalized,
dumber and dumber. I don't see many

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of them anymore, to be honest, it's like, really just one left

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in my neighborhood. Mm hmmmm hmm. And it but it still bugs me.

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Okay, So we don't have a
clear scientism as a religion. It

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bugs me. Okay. So this
is a grievance. Yeah, it's a

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real grievance. On loan, I
don't like it. Unload your burden.

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The I mean, this was this
was an this was an intentional thing by

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kind of the anti Christian, anti
conservative thinker European thinkers to put science and

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reason and all these things in place
of religion and to give it a a

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cult status, whereas as opposed to
truth, which is what science is supposed

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to seek. You know, science
is actually in charge now just the process

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and religion, which you know,
pioneered a lot of science Christian religion and

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Christian religion which really kind of introduced
a lot of the way that reason into

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a logic into a lot of the
West. Any grievances about Galileo, Yeah,

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I mean I don't. I don't
think they should have pardoned him.

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They parted them like twenty years ago, right, I don't want to go

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back, and you know, judge
our ancestors based on the facts they had

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a hand. I mean, listen, we don't know anything. Really,

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what can we know? I don't
I probably would I would not have prosecuted

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Galileo. It was more complicated than
people say it was. It was not

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actually it's not. Actually, it's
kind of like how people always screw up

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the Oscar Wild case, Like he
was thrown in prison for being a bugger,

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and it's like, no, you're
throwing p and for libeling a member

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of the House of Lords. That
was that was like the lot he broke.

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This reminds me that Galile reminds me
that you once went to an Indigo

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Girls concert as as a boy was
on the block. Yeah. Yeah,

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his crime was looking up the truth. That's that's a gripe. I have

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agreements the Indigo Girls. Yeah,
I went to the Indigo Girls concert.

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Actually an album that year. They've
had many good albums. Okay, So

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I feel like I interrupted you in
the middle of your scientist agreements. It's

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it's it's just such a lie.
It's such total bs. The same people

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that have a sign out that says, in this house we believe in science

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will like tell you that cutting the
hip off of a young woman and stitching

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up her privates and sewing that piece
of hip in like a really grotesque fashion

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in between is fulfilling care. The
same people that will tell you that that

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a viable child inside the womb is
just to feed us and a piece of

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flush that can be flushed down the
toilet. Than the same people that,

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yeah, will demand their pronouns be
used and it's like, you don't really

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believe in science. Yeah, you
just what that really means is you believe

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in God, Emperor Fauci. This
is a grievance of mine, actually one

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of the Well, he's not in
prison, that's a grievance. Why isn't

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Fauci in prison? Fauchi will never
go to prison. What are you talking

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about? I want to put so
many people in prison now, if I

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Fauci were really if Anthony Fauci,
who recently, by the way, did

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you hear his thoughts on Catholicism,
Yeah, he's too smart. He's too

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smart. But he doesn't need to
go to Mass. He really said he

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doesn't he needs to go to Mass. Yeah, he's more spirit didn't he

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actually use the spiritual? Didn't he
invoke that he's more spiritual? Yeah,

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it's just a perfect cliche from the
perfect cartoon. It's there like a fifteen

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year old, an over educated coastal
liberal. I mean, you couldn't write

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that. But it's not just Fauci. I mean there are people out there

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who ruined our lives, who shut
down the churches, who arrested priests,

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who kept people from their dying spouses, children, parents, who sequestered folks

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alone to die in misery, who
unleashed riders on our streets, and the

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American people. I love that we're
forgiving people, but sometimes like no one

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wants to talk about it. Too
many, too many hands are dirty,

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and no one wants to talk about
it, and everyone wants to move on.

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I want to talk about it.
Show me your hands. What did

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you do during twenty twenty? Did
you? And because you know, I

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listened to NPR a lot, unfortunately, because they've got some good music stations.

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And in the lead up to COVID, there's this one show I was

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just listening to it since passed away, where you know, he played this

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song about being a resistance fighter against
the Nazis in France, and because they

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love to imagine themselves as like what
would they have done against we are the

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resistance, we stand up against the
authority. We we would have hidden the

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Jews. And it's like COVID runs
around and they're calling the cops. I'm

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like Christians having star service and they're
calling the rating Jewish weddings in New York

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and it's like it's exactly what,
No, it's exactly what. They're right,

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So when you can slot something into
the and other people who have written

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about this and spoken about this,
but when you can slot something easily into

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the oppress or oppressed dichotomy, it's
exactly what they're doing. It has nothing

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to do, it's it's it's exactly
how they use victims and people as political

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pawns. And you know there are
some people who aren't trying to do that,

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but who I think just get are
bought into the ideology. But if

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you're looking at Israel and Palestine and
you you say, well, at this

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point, Israel has all of the
resources. Israel has the backing of the

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oppressive, the United States. The
Palestinians are the victims here. Even if

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you're the person who writes like World
War two fan fiction, you are yourself,

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you get your podcasts. You know
what I would like to see, because

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I mean, there's three groups of
people in Israel. One of them has

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a modern army, one of them
has a terrorist army, and one of

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them is just hiding in their churches
trying to have to get shot by IDF

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snipers or blown up by Hamas militans
and to the Christians. And you know

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how many American politicians are out there
on the Christmas season being like, yeah,

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hey, here's another sixty billion dollar
check or whatever supports your effort against

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these awful primitive barbarian rapists. But
I really would like to see your plan

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for patrician stuck in Gaza right now, keep an eye on them. There

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aren't many, but there are hundreds. If there was a gate club where

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people were hiding in Gaza right now
is of course there wouldn't because Gaza would

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never allow that. Yeah, then
politicians would be out there all over,

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like, what are you doing to
protect this vulnerable population? This is the

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thing like so actually it's not a
funny grievance, it's like a sad one.

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No, it's a completely serious one. And Ryan Grimm we interviewed the

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new Chairman of the Freedom Caucus,
Bob Good on our show Camera Points yesterday.

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We're taping this on I think it's
December twenty first, and he asked

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about this example which again as of
this taping, we actually still don't know

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why and if we don't know whether
the IDF sniped two women who were I

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would have said, there's no way
they did that. And then the IDEAF

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said, well, we're looking into
it actually, and then they said,

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but we don't do that, we
don't do that, and snipers don't even

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snipe. But but a member of
parliament in England has family, so I

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believe they're a member of the parish
who has said that that's essentially what happened

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the Vatican, which no offense.
I don't put a ton of stock in

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the political leanings of the in the
political expressions of the Vatican these days,

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like the Jesuits said that is what
happened, and going on the right.

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They're going on the bishop's word because
the bishop right, they leaned into it

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hard enough that they wrote up a
story about it on their own news outlet,

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which is leaning into it. That's
it. I mean you you genuinely

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would have to have some confidence in
what you heard to publish something like that.

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And my point is we are you
know, we give about a fifth

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of the Israeli military's budget, but
members of the you know, Israeli military

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have said things to the effective you
know, the United States support is essential

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just in munitions and all of that. It's a relevant question, like we

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we actually should be asking questions about
Christians in Gaza in peace time and in

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wartime. I think it should be. I mean, this is obviously so

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far from reality these days. I
mean, the only special interest groups we

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go abroad to fight and kill four
are like Afghan girls and gay people in

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Russia. But my foreign policy would
just be like, we're fine as supporter

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allies across the world, but I
am curious what your policy is for your

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Christian minorities, because we have a
lot of allies who are very good o

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their Christian minority, and this is
Israel is actually done among them generally speaking,

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this is just a grievance. But
like again, it's not to say

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there's absolutely no comparison between Hamas and
israel An idea. These liberal students out

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there and these activists, like I
get the argument people want to have about

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like what the state solutions should look
like in Israel. I could see they're

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being keep good people on both sides. But when you're like pro Hamas,

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it's like those guys are so I
mean, as Donald Trump, somebody,

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somebody is doing the ripen. I
mean, these are Oh my god,

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we are bad dudes. The my
grievance is you, It is just you

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Nahamas bad. Let's be unequivocal about
that. You actually reminded me when you

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were talking about scientism and abortion of
aggrievence that I have, which is the

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decline of two archetypes, one the
statesman and two the public intellectual. Because

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actually somebody who had I think,
objectionable takes on Israel but reasonable takes on

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abortion was Christopher Hitchins. And the
reason I say public intellectual, I actually

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was recently reading some old, like
really old like talking about like two thousand

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and five blog posts about Christopher Hitchens
speaking to Witherspoon, Fellows and the Family

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Research Council and how the left used
to attack Christopher Hitchens. Christopher Hitchins confronted

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the left with the cold hard reality
that there's a unique DNA created at consumption

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and there's it is undoubtedly a human
life that you're you're ending. It's not

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just your DNA, right, Yeah, this is a new human life that

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is created. That is that is
life. And the left is too cowardly

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to confront the reality. And Christopher
Hitchins was embrace that. And I just

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don't think we have a lot of
people, like we do have people that

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have sprung out of the intellectual dark
web who are brave and interesting, but

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we don't have a lot of people
that will commit actual heresying on point that

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will hurt them. You know,
comedians have been doing it lately, Like

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Bill Barr has a whole I think
it's Bill Barr has a whole skit.

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He's like, yeah, you know, I love abortion, you know,

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yeah, yeah, you're plot but
it's a baby. You're killing a baby.

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You can applaud you're women like but
Luisykluis, that's Gilbert. But Luis

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c k has one about a cake
and yeah, comedians have actually been taking

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the forefront. And if you look
at this, like ten years ago,

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the top three comedians where they like
Shane Gillis, Bill Barr and Dave Chappelle,

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like people actually follow like serious comedy. Will laugh at me for saying

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that. So someone who's like just
random passive of consumer pop culture. There

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are the three top guys I could
tell, and they are all making fun

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of the left like that out there
making like making fun of you know,

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the tea party. This is a
good thing, which is easy. By

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the way, oh yeah, and
by the way, people on the tea

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party are like the moms for Liberty
Girl. It's fun. It's been like

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swinging. Yeah, yeah, they're
having fun. You know. I don't

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know how he pulled it off.
I look at his wife. I haven't

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seen the accuser. I look at
the guy like, what are you?

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What are you funny? You look
funny because he's he's batting out of his

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cover. Ye. Because okay,
so that was Christmas molly Ham is good

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on this question, like we lack
statesmen. Now, I think that's another

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appropriate grievance in the public intellectual reminded
me of yeah, exactly, exactly.

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So what's to roll right on into
your next screevements? Wow, I mean

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millennials. You're a millennial. I
don't want to I don't want to like

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pick on any any specific millennial.
But oh, you're gonna whind about me

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showing up fifteen minutes today. Showed
up, she says, she was like,

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I'm not late. I had I'm
not being rude. I had a

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podcast that's called double booking no generations
prior to you that is considered rude behavior.

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I did not double book. I
did not double book. I had

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a podcast at ten. You booked
a podcast at nine thirty. It was

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already different location, it was already
booked. I will say you double booked

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on them. No, they showed
up fifteen minutes late. The person that

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I taped a podcast with before,
You've minutes late, and I told you,

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I told you right away. If
they hadn't, I probably would have

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been five minutes late. That's standard. Yeah, that's standard. Sometimes you're

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five minutes late. Being on time
is one of the white patriarchy's greatest crime

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against humanity. I learned that at
the Smithsonian. I've actually not yet been

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to the San Kraller Smithsonian. I
haven't either. I haven't. I also

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haven't been to the American History Smithsonian
since they redid a lot of it.

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I was a gutting worse when I
went in there. It was just all

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like ships and stuff and guns.
What I remember, Yeah, of course

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that was your takeaway. I went
to the American Indian Musim with my dad.

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I actually they have great really sucked
when I went. They have great

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food at the it's called the Smithsonian
of the American Indian Very politically incorrect,

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that's what that means. That's what
they are. My gripe with that museum.

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It's like the American Indians like a
super interesting group of people. Yeah,

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but if you lie about them then
they're not. So if you're like

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if you're like, here's how like
a group of like this, this absolutely

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savage tribe of warriors gets a hold
of Spanish horses and uses it to carve

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out a land empire that takes up
like half of the content of the continent

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to United States command st Yes,
like that's like this just like just like

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that, they're like an tire army
and Game of Thrones and they've got like

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a dragon queen is weeping through and
people are and they tribes, but they

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don't they don't talk about that.
They pretend that it's firm gully. You

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look at this pottery. Look at
this pottery they made. I'm like,

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why don't you tell me about the
dudes who are like cannibalizing Christian saints,

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like the in the great snowy north
Woods north of North Dakota, where we're

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like with indoor heating, we still
don't really want to go, and these

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guys are like half naked eating missionaries, and it's like, tell me about

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that, because that's an interesting story. But instead they're like, look at

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those beads. They actually had had
a very roads and where are they.

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There's no rose that you talking about. They don't tell an interesting story.

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There's an interested story. You can't. But also that you can't even have

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a warrior as a mascot. It's
meant to represent a Native American, even

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though like Americans are like, hell, oh yeah, we're warriors. We

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were some of the best of all
of the warriors. It's like it's like

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when the press kind of tried to
insinuate that that Donald Trump had made Nazis

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violent, Its like that this whole
thing. It's like, well, the

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Indians being violent because I met the
English Spanish. I'm like, yeah,

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I'm sure the English and the Spanish
taught them. I've been to those medieval

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torture museums at Renaissance fairs. I'm
sure they're completely accurate. I'm sure we

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could teach a thing are for you
too about violence. I was at a

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museum in Naples, Italy, and
was much younger and may have been drinking.

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But they had a sort of glass
bottom into the basement where the corpses

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of people who had been tortured were
still there, and we just did full

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photo ops, like laying down like
human body on top of the glass bottom

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like the torture people. I don't
think the Italians were pleased, No,

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I doubt it. I don't think
you should have. I mean, I

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don't. Don't get me wrong.
White people are crazy, like if you

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bombra a harbor, we will harness
the power of the sun to destroy your

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civilian cities. But generally speaking,
everyone's crazy. So I have a listener

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grievance about you. This is from
Ryan Poor Emily. Chris was so eager

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to do it. Doctor Biden joke
that he wasn't listening to you effortlessly drop

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it into your introduction. I had
appreciated the non attention usage. And then

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Chris comes stomping through the scene.
Bless you for not shaming him by noting

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that you had indeed said doctor,
I agree, bless me. It's so

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much patience most people when you're talking, or just waiting for you to stop

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talking so they can say what they
have to say. And I am not

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immune to that, especially when I
got my iPad on my lap was used

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as a coaster like. There are
whole episodes where I'm talking to someone and

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Emily's just on our phone. No, I'm looking up what we're talking about

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like that. Now I start doing
too, but then the notification pops up

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in a message and I'm like,
ooh, I just got an AOL inst

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you got mail? Okay, one
more. This is from Gregory Ross,

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who, by the way, coined
your nickname the Big Bee. I love

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that. Thank you, Gregory,
the Big the Big Bee. This is

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a question from the Big Bee from
Gregory. He actually said he's still working

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on consistent sides and something special for
Eve pre Mass for Christmas Eve pre Mass,

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So maybe I'll hear some ideas,
Chris, I wanted toss that you

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were away, not so much agrievance. So maybe the grievance is not having

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a pre mass food tradition. But
what suggestions do you have for that?

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I mean, there's a lot of
great size that you can make that are

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that are honestly just better the next
day. And every time we make them

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and then eat them and then eat
them the next day, we're like,

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why don't why didn't we make this
the day before? Like mashed potatoes with

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cream, cheese and sour cream and
butter just blended all in, so you

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put cream cheese and sour cream in
it? Oh yeah, really? Oh

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yeah, a little piggy smid.
My mashed potatoes are like fifty percent and

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I also sprinkle some cocaine for hunter. Yeah, for a hunter, like

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fifty percent mashed potatoes. And actually
the French I think a scaffee is mashed

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potatoes for fifty percent butter. And
I've tried Apparently it's not the chef of

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scaffee I is. But I've tried
that a couple of times, and I

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cannot get that butter to stay in
those massed potatoes. It doesn't work.

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You're more of a Julia child,
and that you're also a spy. Cream

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spinach amazing, like the kind of
things you can have beforehand. But I

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will admit that I have kind of
given up on Christmas Eve niceties. One.

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I don't go to the midnight Mass
anymore because I'm usually drunk by ten

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or eleven on a Christmas Eve.
Two. Now I have a seven year

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old and he ain't going to the
midnight Mass. He's also drunk. No,

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I I am kidding. We all
have to get to bed so Sanna

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can get in and get to work. Because Sanna's got a lot of work

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to do. Everyone's going to be
asleep for that, so this year's difficult.

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Santa's drunk, though, Let's be
honest, Santa is drunk by the

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time he's coming down the stree and
get that red nose out of his mind,

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Yeah, blushed cheeks out of his
mind. Catholics have it this year,

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I'm not. Lutherans probably have the
same thing. With the liturgical calendar.

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It's the shortest liturgical calendar possible for
Christmas. It's on the day after

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the fourth Sunday of Advent, so
we have to go to if we want

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to go to the Christmas Eve vigil, you've also got to go to the

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fourth Sunday of Advent. So you
can either go twice in a day,

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or you can go to the vigil
for the fourth Sunday of Advent and then

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you can do the vigil for Christmas. You got to figure it out.

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But a couple of years ago,
when I was growing up, I was

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just out of college, actually my
brothers are growing up. Family was going

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through some weird difficult times were going
on, and the normalcy of being able

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to just beat our house and have
a nice Christmas meal or be with my

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papa, who passed away a few
years before that was kind of broken for

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a period of time. We hadn't
gotten back together yet, And we went

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to my uncle's house on my dad's
side, and they ordered a bunch of

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Chinese food and we drank my ties. Yeah, and it was a freaking

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phenomenal. So last year, when
Sarah and I were home alone for Christmas

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Eve, I was like, do
you want to go to this Chinese restaurant.

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We get to the Chinese restaurant.
Apparently we're like, not the only

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people who thought of this, and
it's packed. Really, it's a two

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and a half hour wait to get
takeout for you now packed. And we

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were like, you know what,
that's fine. So we waited two and

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a half hours and even have barstools, and I was like, sling me

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up a suffer am bastard, give
me my tie, mister Kahn, I

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will have a scorpion bowl. Please
drove home. No one was hurt.

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But two and a half hours later
everyone Reft's name. They were like,

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here's some free dessert, and we
went home and watched Christmas movie. So

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this year we called ahead to that
restaurant and my dad and I will probably

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go, you know, pick up
the food, sling a couple of my

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ties, and I'll come back and
I'll be making cocktails at home. And

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it's like totally like well out lottery
tickets to the kids, Like it's a

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really classy affair. But Christmas Day
that's when all the cooking happens, right,

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and you we've done podcasts on this
before, people can look them up.

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But I think we did want a
couple of your skill called how to

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Have a Happy Christmas, and it
was just Chris doing it. Julia Child

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routine. I screwed myself this year. I got in over my head.

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It sounds like it. It sounds
like So I buy the steak from the

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TV chef Brian Voltazio because my friend
is his right hand man, and he

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can get good sake that I can't
get dry. It's hard to find like

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a dry age rib roast uncause you
want to order out certain place of the

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internet. So but you don't.
You just don't know what you're going to

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get when he gets it. Usually
these things are about fourteen pounds to get

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a whole ribros You can't buy like
a portion and meat. I don't know

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if you've known this. Thanks a
lot Biden is like twenty eight to thirty

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dollars a pound for some of the
stuff. So I agree to this knowing

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it's going to be a lot.
I'm going to sell some stakes to my

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friends who want them, who are
like out, I'll I get there and

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this is a big one, nineteen
point six pound at twenty eight dollars a

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pound. Yeah, I don't want
to think about it. It's not like

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I can be like take it back. I'm just looking at it. And

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I ordered a drink and a great
lunch it's an amazing restaurant out in Frederick.

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Order to drink, order the second
drink and was like, I guess

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I can't brumptly yell at my wife
again for all the Amazon packages that appeer

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at my house every day. You
better not screw up that rose. I

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will never stop that roast. I'm
scientific about this stuff. I'm from Wisconsin

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and the best prime rib I've ever
had was what you made? Thank you?

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Yeah, and that's that's actually our
Christmas meal usually, but I get

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like Biden prices. I don't know
that that's going to happen this year.

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But the Christmas prime rib or Christmas
tined fish this Christmas Day prime rib probably

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probably peanut butter and jelly, yeah
exactly. I saw someone eating a peanut

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butter and jelly on TV the other
day and I was like, man,

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I need to eat more because I've
been banned from schools. They will be

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it will be a forgotten sandwich like
grievance. So there's a forgotten sandwich.

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There's a sandwich guy on Instagram who
just like looks up. He takes all

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these old sandwich books which I've It's
like, yes, mix some mayonnaise.

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And some capers and some butter,
salmon and butter, and like it's called

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like the Club Number five. And
some of them are good and some of

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them are just awful, like anchovies
mixed with butter. It's like that's your

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sandwich pass. Yeah. I feel
like he's in to someday be doing the

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PB and J because you, I
mean, you're better off walking into a

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DC public school with like a COVID
sign then you are walking into a school

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today with a pbn J. Any
final a greements is Chris. I didn't

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expect the PB and J to come
up. Yeah, it was. It's

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just I've got a really embarrassing allergy. I'm gonna log at the down a

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little snowflake. Yeah, I know. It's like it's embarrassing it because I

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think when I when people tell me
about their allergies, all I could think

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of is like, man, you're
so weak, you're so capable of survival.

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Some people also make their allergies there
like a crucial part of their identity.

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There was this one girl used to
coming to the bar I worked out.

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She had like a Celiaxe real clute
analogy. You had this kind of

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kind of just like porky little friend
who would pretend to have it from time

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00:33:12,279 --> 00:33:15,759
to time. And but the like
was a celiax like, hey, I

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can't have toast on this plate.
You can't just take it off after this.

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The chef like, I'm trying to
explain to this this dude who speaks

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like five words of English like for
celiax is and he's looking at me for

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her, and I'm like, I'm
like, I know, I asked the

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00:33:30,319 --> 00:33:36,359
same questions Carlos's name. But but
the friend would be like, if bread

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was with than three feet of my
disc, you have to throw it out

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and I'll need it again too,
because I'm also a Celiac, And I'd

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00:33:39,519 --> 00:33:43,680
be like, no, you're not
Joyce. I just like sneaked a little

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00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:46,279
pieces of bread into her food every
now and then into the cocktails. Yeah,

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00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:50,519
into the faked Celiacs run. It's
like, come on, this is

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just you don't need to. You
don't need to inconvenience the entire kitchen.

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Just like hit the gym. When
I order a cocktail, I order it

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gluten heavy, extra glueden, please, so just put a breadstick. Allowed

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00:34:05,359 --> 00:34:08,639
to drink Budweiser, Okay, not
bud Light I know you're not bud Light

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or is it gay adjacent? I
it's fine. I think it's fine.

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00:34:14,679 --> 00:34:19,320
I'm not happy about Peyton Manning slinging
bud Light. No, I'm not happy

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00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:22,800
about it. I would I probably
wouldn't represent bud Light if I were some

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sort of celebrity. But but I
have and I haven't been to Target,

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so I've I've held strong on Target, which I think is a much the

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00:34:30,559 --> 00:34:32,840
only place I can get little paper
umbrellas for my cocktails. You know what,

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00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:37,039
no one's got a paper umbrella because
I'm not supporting satan for a millennial

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00:34:37,079 --> 00:34:39,039
woman, the level of sacrifice it
takes, and not go to Target for

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00:34:39,079 --> 00:34:44,599
over a year, like I deserve
some sort of metal. But that said,

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00:34:45,039 --> 00:34:50,440
I did like by July, I
was back to I was culture,

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and I don't think Peyton Manning or
even UFC is like they don't understand.

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00:34:53,199 --> 00:34:55,199
I don't even like bud Light.
But sometimes you like I had, I

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00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:58,679
was at a baseball game and the
only light beard that had was bud Light.

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00:34:59,599 --> 00:35:02,280
But once pro culture socided, something
is gay in that sense, pro

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00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:07,719
culture sense, you can't be undone
and liberals go out there and be like

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maybe if we just expose like the
maybe we just educate them in a second

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00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:19,400
Nope, education also gay and now
Peyton Manning, good, you are my

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00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:24,760
grievance. I don't even need to
do you do anything else? I got

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tons. We could go here for
hours. Yeah, I'm just getting started.

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I'm cutting this off all right.
Christopher Bedford, Executive vetitor at the

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Common Sense Society, a highly problematic
person all around. Thank you so much

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for joining us and airing your grievances. I look forward to the twenty twenty

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four agrievances. I got more from
twenty twenty three. I'll be back.

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Yeah, just keep a list and
we'll return to them. You've been listening

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to another edition of The Federalist Radio
Hour and La Trashinsky, culture editor here

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at the Federalist. We'll back soon
with more. Until then, be the

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lovers of freedom and anxious for the
fray too. Do
