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Hey, look it. Hey,
look he's it. Hey look he was

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good. Chris. Why would you
say that? Why would you say that,

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Chris? Girls, I don't say
that. Girls go to lion,

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girls go to lion in the forest. Girls. Man, you can't.

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I'm saying. Welcome to the Stark
Tank Podcast. Our time is borrowed.

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Welcome, Welcome to the show.
Stop us bro, we're too niche.

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Welcome to the show. We've we've
got a lot of questions to catch up

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on. We missed a week because
a bunch of bullshit happens at the beginning

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of January apparently that I personally don't
feel like getting into person. But we're

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gonna catch up. We got your
questions here, We've got a lot of

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I think there's stuff to talk about. I think there's like we we might

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we might jump into some current events
if it's if it's necessary, but we

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want to focus on your questions.
But first, before we get into it,

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I want to I want to mention
that Derek got really famous over the

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last couple Yes, like shockingly it
was exactly so you describe you described this

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because you're you're the best person to
describe this. Well, I don't know

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I just well, essentially, I
shared things that I normally like doing,

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but it just really caught on,
even even on Instagram. I'll start with

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this and then I'll work to what
I really want to talk about. Uh,

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you know, we've been doing you
guys know, extra anmial people and

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whatnot. And we've actually posted on
the YouTube channel itself with snark Tank some

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of the gay covers we've done,
and it's just like it's it's like hobby

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shit. I just think it's fun, it's stupid. And I just did

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one really fast when with Metallica the
inter sand Man and that shit. It

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probably has like ten million views on
Instagram. It just went and to the

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point where like the entire metal community, people that I've looked up to,

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you are all like just and I
was like, oh, I didn't.

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It's always when you're not expecting it, right, when you're just releasing something

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really fast. And then the same
thing happened on Twitter, where so on

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Instagram, I saw a handful of
mods on Mortal Kombat one. Now I

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didn't even think about because the body
community doesn't really touch Mortal Kombat, but

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apparently their engine is much easier to
operate. I think there might be using

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Unreal five and so unreal and re
engine all that stuff like that is very

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easy to manipulate. So I was
shocked. I didn't know because all the

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other Mortal combats, nobody really did
anything. So I immediately just slapped them

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on. And of course the first
thing, the first thing I have to

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do is you slap on bone or
on some people, you make them naked

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and then they just have the ridiculous
hardest boners. Then I did a Wolverine

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as baraka Braca's Wolverine, which makes
sense, posted a little clip and I

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knew it was pretty deceptive because Wolverine's
fucking up Omni Man, right, so

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you don't notice right away, and
then the Hulk jumps in and you really

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notice that Omni Man has the hardest
penis. He's like, what I like

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about it is that they're not unrealistic
proportions of penises either, Like, well,

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maybe someone can be walking around with
that much heat, you know,

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like he got like he got like
a good like niner on him. You

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know, yeah, I believe he
got some heat on him, you know,

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like that that's a bad bitch.
You know, he probably got some.

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He probably got some length on him. But the funniest thing is when

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Hulks starts beating him, his hard
cock is up against hawks as on his

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stomach. Dude, Like, this
is crazy. I do love how deceptive

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it is. Like it really like
if you're if you if you just scroll

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past it, you there's a good
chance you might not notice what the fuck

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is going on. Because I didn't
notice, I was like, why does

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this doy have so many Well,
it's just wolver It's just a wolverine mood.

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I had to watch lot, guys. I had to watch it like

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four times before I like it because
of the as well. That's what I

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was hoping for. I was hoping
that you wouldn't. That's why you know,

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I didn't allude to anything. I
was hoping that people would notice it

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probably the second watch or something.
Uh yeah. And there were people that

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I even saw some Coote tweets that
were the same. They were being like

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like like, it's not this is
unimpressive because they didn't get it. They

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were like you could do the ship
in Mugen like years ago, like Nigga,

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look closer, closer, look look
harder, look way harder. And

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dude, because one of my what
about the creators Mighty keep Somebody that I

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really enjoying YouTube? What the fuck
is this? What the I knew it

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was gonna happen. I was just
like, I'm gonna I'm gonna let it

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because I didn't, I didn't reset
it, so sorry. I should have

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get I should have gave you guys
a warning. I just need to adjust

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my volume. Derek's camera has a
mind of its own, and it's really

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upset Derek. That was a Junji
e too moment. I'm like, you

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move your face and then there's like
another Derek, Fine, just chilling you.

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That's some like grudge it now.
I fixed it now, I just

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my my phone's a little high.
I'm just trying to fix it. What

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were you gonna say? Kingston so
one of my favorite creators, Mighty keep

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Somebody, I watching you. I'm
watching him for years on YouTube. It's

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so funny because he comments and just
like, yo, why is a meetout?

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He commented meat out, and Derek's
response was so simple. It was

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so like just Joe only simple.
Was just like you don't have your dick

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out sometimes, and I'm just like
what I mean, just sometimes, I

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mean, sometimes people just get really
excited, Like, you know, some

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people like playing video games, some
people really like fighting, and so I

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feel like an omni man was a
perfect representation of that, Like he really

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fucking enjoys fighting so he can be
getting sliced up by wolverine and maintain his

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boner. And that's the thing that
people don't there's a handful of people that

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don't understand. And I've also learned
this is like almost like a good social

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experiment of people that are homophobic in
a way that like penises make them uncomfortable,

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where you know, to me,
dick, it's just a dick man.

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First of all, it's a video
game dick. But even if he

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saw like a real hard penis in
real life, I'd be like, I

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would be more like whoa surprised,
but not like weirded out and scratching my

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head and like what the fuck's going
on? But there was a handful of

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people that had this reaction of being
like they don't understand it. They think

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it's like a immediately, and I
feel like it might be one of those

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things where it's a little bit of
projection where they can they're not coming to

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grips with the fact that they like
penises, but they don't want to,

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so when they see it, they
don't see it as comedy. They see

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it as something that is like hot
or lustful, so they don't understand the

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scenario where they're confused. Were like
how many comes from? How hard he

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is? But that's the whole point, being completely in a situation exactly,

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don't get hard like that when you
fight well. Scenario like the the Ori

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engine was so easy to manipulate,
always putting like hard dicks on all the

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characters because they're in the most dangerous
and scary situations, which is completely antithetic

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to being turned on. It's yeah, I just I love my favorite thing

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about this. This this weeon has
eight eight point eight million views. It's

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also got four five thousand book barks. The amount of bookmarks is. It's

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sad the bookmarks. It's not even
the it's not the likes, it's not

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the reason. It's the bookmarks that
kill me, because it's like, why

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don't this is a this is a
treasure. This is one of those things

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I gotta hold on to this.
Yeah, I mean it's the goul video,

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that Gokul video that you put in
the chat that's a video you gotta

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hold on to. That's a video
you gotta download, you gonna give it,

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and you have the go Coul video. That's all I can say about

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it. That always the story,
right, is the mom where he shouting

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whistlers, Yes, you gotta hold
on to that video. That's a video.

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I saw a video on Twitter of
Goku, like I don't even remember

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where I saw I think it.
I think it was Twitter. It was

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like maybe maybe I'll maybe I'll kill
you, yeah, and and like fucking

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I wish I could find it.
I don't know where the hell it went,

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but it brings me joy to see
just random random ship like this explode

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in this way. It reminds me
a lot of the Resident Grandma thing that

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I made a couple months ago,
where I was just somebody I commented about

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that yeah someonemos like this is your
version of this. I love that.

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It's just he's so hard, it's
unreal. Its so it's so ridiculous.

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And then so so I saw Garris
the Black Timekeeper character. I saw somebody

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using him before, like mods are
on it, and what they were doing

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they would time freeze you while you
were bent over and then he has this

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move where he like hit, he
humps you with his chest. Essentially he

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bumps you, but he looks like
he's thrusting his cock. So I've seen

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people doing that on Instagram. So
immediately my first thought was to Okay,

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obviously I'm gonna mod Garris and then
do that. And so here's the thing

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to make it because some people probably
would have had a problem with it,

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because first I was going to do
it to Omni Man since he's already naked,

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and I was like, but that's
too easy. And then I was

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gonna do it to one of the
girls because I have them nude in MK

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one, But then I'm like,
that's too I feel like people probably would

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have a problem with that. So
Mario Mario is like, it's so stupid

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to take super Mario and have him
getting violated. And it worked because it

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it took off. Two other people
started stealing it and shit, and the

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gay porn community found it. Dude, there's like a handful of gay porn

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what do you call them? Porn
stars that are following me now because I

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because I shared that, And there's
a guy that got tagged that looks like

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Garris. The dude tagged him and
he's like, you've been immortalized. And

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I clicked on his page and it's
this bald, tall dude that looks like

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Garris. But then if you scroll
down a little bit, he's like pipeing

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other black dudes and I'm like,
okay, I gotta get off here,

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I gotta get off his page.
I ended up going down a rabbit hole,

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and I can't explain. I can't
explain this. I can't explain people

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going back from this, and there
being dozens of pages of it go back

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from those are the moments that you
can't, Like, you can't because,

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like you know, everyone, everyone
is mistakenly stuffed down the gay porn hole.

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Once or twice you click one thing
to be you're like, whoa,

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you women have really big dicks.
You go back, but you stop at

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that moment you go back and you're
like, all right, cool, I'm

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I've seen scared. I'm gonna go
back. I've seen the most gay porn

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I have ever seen in my entire
life in the past day or two because

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of this, like like it was, it was so many because they were

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they have big followers, so you
would get you would get notifications I would

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get I get better for notifications when
large people have large audiences when they when

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they re interact with your page,
they repose to follow or whatever. So

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then when I click on their profile
and it was dozens of gay dudes pipe

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and other dudes, and I'm like, I have seen a lot of gay

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porn because of this. So then
at a certain point, I was just

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like, I'm just gonna let it
die down because clearly it's going through its

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communities like it went through the gaming
community, went through uh, the more

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combat community, now the gay community, so it's it made its rounds.

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Was pretty fun, and some of
the quote wheets, some of the quote

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tweets got bigger, like there's that
what's that Diary of a wimpy kid meme?

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That gift there's that chubby kidd that
he's waving and then he looks yeah.

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Yeah. It had like one hundred
thousand likes one of one guy,

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one guy that did that, and
I'm like, dude, it's bigger than

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the post itself. I've never seen
anything like it. That always yeah vins

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go hard stole it, uh or
vis that go hard stole it. It's

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one of the it's one of the
when you make something this big, it's

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just you know, yeah, I
know it's gonna get ripped for sure,

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but like it's one of the things
where this the vis a go hard guy.

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I know that he saw exactly where
it came from. It's not like

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it went down a pipeline like say
I share things that have I don't know

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where it came from because it's who
knows where it started. That's the whole

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thing where I don't know. I
have no problem with you reash like this

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is the reason why I don't really
do what do you call it a watermark?

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Because I don't really care. But
when it's just blatant that, that's

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the only time it annoys me.
Where I'm like, bro, like I'm

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right here. You could have just
quote tweeted me like I'm right here.

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Whatever. It is pretty silly,
but yeah, it was fun. Though.

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I'm glad that so many people got
to experience why I do this ship

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in the first place, Like why
because like I said in the beginning,

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I feel like there's people that didn't
understand the humor in it, Like they

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just think it's like some gay shit
and I'm like, no rest asure.

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The women have giant tits and there
naked too, Like this is this is

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like a whole Yeah. I'm like, this is not just like, oh,

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I'm showing the boners more often because
it's funnier than just naked chicks,

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because I feel like there's too many
people that do do the naked chicks for

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like hot reasons, like they think
this is hot. You would just,

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yeah, it's not funny. You
would just jerk off to it. Yeah.

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Like and me, I'm like,
yeah, look good, don't get

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me wrong. Chunn Lee and street
Fighter six looks fucking awesome. Jerry looks

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fucking awesome. You know what I'm
saying. You don't jerk. You don't

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jok you don't there's a level,
there's level senten you don't go beyond.

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You don't jerk off to that.
You just enjoy it. Yeah, exactly,

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I enjoy it. It's funny.
It's funny at the same time because

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situational, like I played the open
world thing and then you first I'm running

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into Chunn Lee and it's like funny
because it's you know, it's awkward.

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She's like just naked as ship and
everybody's just casually not paying attention to her

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giant ass and stuff and her massive
thighs, like as if it just makes

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it funny. Have you seen then
you get to appreciated nice? Have you

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seen what you know? How do
you know Horizon like Horizon for midd West

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and like Horizon zero. Have you
seen the mod where it's like because in

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the beginning of Horizon, the first
one, you play child Aloy, like

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it's like a it's like a kid
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But like, yeah, in the
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like the tutorial level, she's like
a child, but like there's a mod

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that's that sticks the child model onto
the adult model. So like her neck

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is like giraft out and her her
arms and legs are fucking real thin and

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long. It is one of the
funniest fucking things I've ever seen. That's

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the shit that I like. That
is That's the ship that kills me when

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I see it. But I love
such a fan brolet's speaking of this.

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I'm actually I'm glad that we started
off with this because did you hear I'm

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of course you must have heard about
this Chris Catcom fucking putting in d r

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M in their old games because because
of a so this the theory is,

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well, it's not even a theory. The Capcom representatives come out and said

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that like mods, even like uh
just world mods, f ov mods,

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everything, it's all cheating, all
blanketed, and it's all cheating. You're

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ruining the game. And people are
theorizing though the reason why this happened and

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why they're retroactively trying to swat away
some mods of their games, which they

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fucked up some of them, like
for example, uh Residuval Revelations, they

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fucked it up and had to immediately
reverse the patch of the d r M

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because it broke the game. But
like that game is fucking over like ten

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years old, and they're trying to
go on the old things and stop people

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from mody shit. Specifically because that
one fucking guy that was streaming a tournament

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a street Fighter six forgot to turn
off the lid and because of that dumb

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motherfucker he was in he was in
a world championship. Yeah, thousands of

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people that he had. The one
that's literally on I can send it to

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you right now. I have.
I took a selfhich with my avatar with

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nude chun lead dude, I have
I looked for Fortnite bro. I've been

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down bad. I've been down bad. I've definitely I'll tell you what that

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would have a tournament has happened.
Yes, that happened in a big tournament.

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D like this, But my how
do you forget though? That doesn't

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even make sense to me? No, what I think, what I think

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happens is this, right, what
happens is on his screen. You see

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that on the other screen, you
don't, I don't think. I think

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what happens is he didn't know that
it was gonna stream his screen. That

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doesn't make any like his screen of
it. Because what happens usually in mods

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if you play mods online, right, I'll see regular chun. Yes,

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Na, that's no, that's no, that's actually not true. That is

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because friend, he doesn't have new
chun. I have new chun. Yeah.

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Well, and also that's been the
way you would the characters that you

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because for example, it's just like
how hacking works. It is interfering with

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the p v P, so you
put on your character. No, it's

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that that's the whole what what what
I'm saying. What I'm saying is like

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there are some there are some games
where I don't know if that's a choice

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on the developer's part, because there
are they're like in uh, what is

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it Left for Dead? I remember
specifically there are mods and Left for Dead

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where you can have like your entire
team is like Velociraptors and ship. But

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like those mods only appear for you, like if somebody else joins your game,

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they'll just see normal Left for Dead, like anybody can have their own

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modes, like little ones I particularly
have downloaded because my friend doesn't. I

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was like, hey, do you
see this? He was like, no,

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I did see on my screen.
Yeah. I don't know what that

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is though for me. For me, what's his name is as big as

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it's fit, so it's probably it's
just it's a different Yeah, it might

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be the differ like his fist.
Just keep going like for example, for

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example Red Dead Redemption, dude,
Yes, Luke's fucking forearms or Popeye's disgusting.

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I don't even know what the hell
is bigger than that. So here's

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the thing, uh, like read
of Redemption. I was so excited to

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see on TikTok that cars have been
modded into the game. I was so

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excited, but it turns out it
is only a specific server online. There's

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all community and the server, and
they're fucking around with it, and so

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it's they don't have the coding available
for the single player, and that pissed

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me off because that's all I cared
about. I don't I don't play online.

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So it's it's just a different encoding. And so the code that he

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has it translates to the PvP to
the multiplayer, which mine, uh the

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ones that I have on Mortal Kombat, uh would as well, which uh,

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I can't wait. I told my
friend, I was like, dude,

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we got to play MK one again. And so I and he doesn't

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know about all this ship that I
slapped on, so I'm like excited to

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surprise him with like the hardest dix. That guy really everything for cop But

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did he he really fucked everything?
I don't understand. It happens, you

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know, because you're like, you
know, especially if you're a perversion,

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if you're a pro player, you
gotta be you gotta be more careful.

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So that's a that's a file on
this part. That's just stupid. Take

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your you gotta you gotta carry your
stick. That's that's your money. It's

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through. It's through most of those
mods like that, like Resident Evil or

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shoot Fight or anything. It's through
Fluffy. You have to do. Fluffy

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is the easiest thing in to control. Literally press one button to slap all

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your mods off or on. Like
That's why it's so like reckless to even

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like just literally open up your Fluffy
mod and then just be like take them

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all off and they're off. So
that's why it feels almost like how did

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you for? How did you just
he's probably rushing into the tournament a bunch

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of dumb shit, probably because there
it almost feels like it was on purpose

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to me, almost what makes for
your money? You know, like you

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don't watch porm of your computer?
You know, yeah, like you'd like

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there is there's way you gotta there
certain things you gotta be, you gotta

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you gotta clean up your active,
you gotta watch your staff. That's why

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it's so That's why I just feel
so it's so irresponsible. It almost felt

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purposeful to me, like you'd ask
the question, why would you do that

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on purpose? But a lot of
people do a lot of crazy ship because

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it's just it's just so easy to
avoid. People are just dumb people don't

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make like what was that? Was
that retard? What was that guy's name?

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Dream was a dream that got cheated
in Minecraft, that got caught cheating

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doing obvious stuff like his RNG was
so good it was impossible. I'm pretty

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sure it was dream. It's what
makes that even funnier is that the The

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thing about the dream one is that
like he he kept bragging about it.

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That's what made it worse for him. He's like, he fucking did whatever

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he did was stupid. I was
like, that's dumb. Yeah, he

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kept like, well I did this
in Minecraft, and it's like, bro,

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shut up, shut up. It's
weird. It's like the fact you

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cheated. Stop, it's so easy. It's like it's so obvious that you

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cheat. That's the weird thing too, where it's like people do these things

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where it's so obvious, like nobody
has that type of luck. It is

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impossible. You were the luckiest person
in the universe, not even the fucking

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galaxy. It's impossible. But like, if you're gonna cheat, right,

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you know, people are gonna try
to make you recreate it right impossible.

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You look you look stupid, you
look like, oh, you got it.

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This one time. Oh yeah,
I beat this game and you look.

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You look at someone's fine with Pokemon. I beat in like two hours.

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It's like a really do that again? He was signing close to that

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again. Yeah, like yeah,
it's just what like the if you want

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to say, if you want to
be technical, sure and probably yeah blah

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blah blah blah blah. But yeah, it's wild that Capcom did that stuff.

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Now, apparently it's not in as
many games as some people were saying,

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Like I actually just tested on Ultimate
More uh Ultimate Marvel three because some

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people said it was fucked up with
that too, but I didn't see any

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issues with it. But definitely some
resid evil ones and just old fucking games

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they care very strange. I don't
know that is funny that a nude mod

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completely ruined everything though in a tournament
that's she was naked. Uh So,

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I don't know. The mods look
good though, Man, there's some good

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uh ZANGI fucking the what's who's the
who's the that? That? Uh?

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What? What is she? Uh? The the Italian chick, the big

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one. Yeah, they there's mods. There's mods to fucking uh the because

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I guess some people thought her tits
were too small because she she's all muscle

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mommy, yeah, giant tits,
and like they fixed her hair because her

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hair looks like Magneto, looks like
Magnill's elle Bro dreams. Come. Yeah,

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she definitely she can. She can. I want to see her versus

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a Lady Dematraska or something or Madam
more than her name is. I don't

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got enough gas in the tank for
that. I think. I think I

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think got perish before I was able
to finish watching that. I think I'd

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be like my hands, my hands
just corroded on themselves. I think,

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Uh, man, I feel like, have you seen this fucking Power World

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thing? Have you seen this at
all? I just found out about it

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two days ago. All right,
you know I will. We'll save it

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for the next episode then, because
I'm sure a lot more will happen.

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It's gonna be it's this is not
going away for any time for a while,

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like and definitely by the by the
time we record next time, dude,

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like, like, it'll still there's
probably gonna be more of it for

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those of you who don't know.
I just want to Power World is this.

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I mentioned that on the podcast a
longer, like a while ago is

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this game that's like Pokemon, it's
likens, yeah, because it just it

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didn't I don't know it. It
was just this random trailer that was shown.

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It's some like showcase or something.
It was Pokemon for most of the

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trailer, like some Pokemon type game, and then there's just this shot.

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There's just a shot of all these
Pokemon on an assembly line in a factory

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making weapons, making like assault rifles. I'm like, Okay, I guess,

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I guess this is real. But
it came out I think, like

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what two days ago at the time
of recording this a day ago, and

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uh it's it's the biggest game of
the world right now. Basically. Uh,

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like straight up, I don't understand
how did it get so I have

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not seen and you even said yourself
that you mentioned it. I literally have

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zero memory of this. I don't
understand how big it got without anybody in

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my circles online anywhere hyping it up. Yeah, I mean no one was

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talking. No one was That's the
thing. It's like, no one was

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talking about it really, like like
it was a trailer in like some showcase

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that everybody was like, what the
fuck is that? Like, what the

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fuck is this. Why are there
like Electa Buzzes manufacturing AK forty sevens in

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a fucking in a fucking warehouse and
you buy? What the fuck is going

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on? What is this? Uh? And it was just kind of like

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a funny. It was just like
a funny thing. Like everybody was just

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like, ah, weird. I
don't know, but I don't think there

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was anybody who was like excited for
it, you know what I mean.

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It wasn't like hype. It was
more like what the fuck is that?

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And then I think it just dropped. I think it came out on game

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Pass, so like a bunch of
people were able to play it without actually

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like buying it. I think that's
what really helped a lot. But I

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think, what what what it really
is, It's like, oh, people

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are hungry for Pokemon outside of Nintendo, and so now that there's some kind

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of option, even though it's more
like no your turn, and so even

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though it's like more like oh,
yeah, I'm just I'm just it's literally

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every time you time out, like
you timed out for one moment and I

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said something and then you spoke right
when I spoke. I'm just fucking I

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just thought it would be funny to
say the the uh. But even so,

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even though it's there's like this this
Pokemon aesthetic, and even though it's

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more like Rust or like Arc Survival
Evolved and like all these other things,

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there's like a Pokemon element to it
where people are like, yes, I'm

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hungry for this on consoles that aren't
fucking you know, based on twenty fourteen

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hardware. So it's exploding. But
the thing that I don't know, it's

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like there's there's accusations of AI art
theft, there's accusations of straight up plagiarism

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from Pokemon. There's there's I don't
know. I don't know yet. It's

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it's kind of a mess out there
right now. I don't know whether or

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not it's like ethically okay to play
this even or if it's just a completely

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stolen piece of shit made by like
twelve people in a basement with AI,

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you know, Like, I have
no idea. I really don't know.

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It's too early, it's chaotic,
but what is it. It's looking a

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little bit like that war god Zeus
of Child, but just enhanced. Like

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it looks like all of those things
were. When I first looked at the

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h it was it was the company
whoever did it. I saw them on

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Twitter posting that they had like over
like four million units or something like that

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sold. And when I saw the
thumbnail of that, I immediately was like,

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because I didn't keep up with Pokemon, I'm I'm on the I'm the

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one hundred and fifty one and then
I fell off. So when I saw

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that, I was just like,
hey, is this, Like are these

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I thought it was actually affiliated with
Pokemon because it they just look literally like

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Pokemon, And I'm thinking, there's
no way you can get away with this,

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can you? Yeah, dude,
there's one that's straight up, straight

403
00:28:33.960 --> 00:28:37.319
up and elect the buzz just straight
up. And from what I remember,

404
00:28:37.680 --> 00:28:41.400
I liked, it's wild, Like
how do you get away with that?

405
00:28:41.440 --> 00:28:45.720
Shit? Like it seems way too
like it's too similar. It's not until

406
00:28:45.720 --> 00:28:48.799
the point it's like, uh what
was it? Uh? What was that?

407
00:28:48.880 --> 00:28:52.480
Remember when A blurred lines and then
Marvin Gay remember that shit? Oh

408
00:28:52.559 --> 00:28:56.480
yeah? Yeah, like uh yeah, Like there's a lot of examples of

409
00:28:56.519 --> 00:28:59.680
that, but that was one of
those things where they try to argue,

410
00:28:59.680 --> 00:29:03.400
but it's so obvious that it was
that fucking lifted. And I see this

411
00:29:03.519 --> 00:29:06.920
and that was my first thought though, like, there's no way this isn't

412
00:29:06.920 --> 00:29:10.119
gonna end in a lawsuit, is
it? Like it's this is insane.

413
00:29:10.319 --> 00:29:14.559
I mean maybe they cleared it.
Yeah, maybe I heard that they got

414
00:29:14.559 --> 00:29:17.400
suited a couple of times, but
it didn't take so, like, I

415
00:29:17.440 --> 00:29:19.759
don't I don't know what the fuck
is going on with this thing. I'm

416
00:29:19.839 --> 00:29:23.039
curious about it. I kind of
want to spin it just because it's so

417
00:29:23.119 --> 00:29:29.599
big and just so weird. But
like I thought about buying it. I

418
00:29:29.640 --> 00:29:33.160
saw that motherfucker with an axe beating
the fuck out of some flying stingray things,

419
00:29:33.200 --> 00:29:37.319
and I felt so bad. I
saw fucking up some animals. The

420
00:29:37.400 --> 00:29:41.599
thing, the thing that almost the
thing that the thing that almost sold it

421
00:29:41.599 --> 00:29:45.400
to me was this guy was like, uh, in Power World, you

422
00:29:45.440 --> 00:29:48.000
can just go up and punch the
Pokemon. And it was just some guy

423
00:29:48.160 --> 00:29:56.599
walking up to like a sheep Pokemon
and just just beating down on it until

424
00:29:56.599 --> 00:30:00.440
it went unconscious. I was like, this is kind of I don't know,

425
00:30:00.599 --> 00:30:06.279
I'm I'm kind of I'm kind of
into I wonder how Peta feels about

426
00:30:06.279 --> 00:30:11.640
this fucking game, but it's just
it's just so twitter. Some more Pokemon

427
00:30:11.799 --> 00:30:15.160
kind of game made. Bro.
Yeah, I mean I don't know sold

428
00:30:15.640 --> 00:30:21.759
copies. Though a lot of the
is coming from Nintendo themselves. They're like,

429
00:30:21.799 --> 00:30:26.480
hey, make a fake account,
tweet a I did this. Anything

430
00:30:26.480 --> 00:30:29.519
they can to make it seem worse. Well, the thing that I don't

431
00:30:29.960 --> 00:30:32.480
I don't know because I've seen a
lot of conversation online where it's like,

432
00:30:32.480 --> 00:30:36.079
well, if you're a real Pokemon
fan, you'd want Power World to succeed

433
00:30:36.599 --> 00:30:41.319
because Nintendo's getting too comfortable making garbage, so they need to be put in

434
00:30:41.319 --> 00:30:45.519
the dependent. It's like, first
of all, that you don't. That

435
00:30:45.680 --> 00:30:48.599
is the fucking stupidest opinion I've ever
fucking heard of my life. You think

436
00:30:51.119 --> 00:30:57.519
AI thefted or just straight up normal
thefted shovel wear being really successful is going

437
00:30:57.559 --> 00:31:04.319
to teach Nintendo a lesson? Are
fortunately not? That is literally the opposite

438
00:31:04.400 --> 00:31:07.839
lesson that you would want them to
learn. It's literally the opposite. You

439
00:31:07.839 --> 00:31:11.079
don't want them to be like,
oh, look they could just do nothing.

440
00:31:11.079 --> 00:31:14.000
They could just steal and do nothing
and make a lot of money.

441
00:31:14.039 --> 00:31:18.599
Let's why would we why would we
put effort into this? That's the if

442
00:31:18.640 --> 00:31:21.799
you think they're going to learn a
good lesson from this. You're fucking just

443
00:31:22.000 --> 00:31:26.519
really really naive, and I I
I appreciate you. I I like that

444
00:31:26.559 --> 00:31:30.880
you're frolicking around in a field of
dandelions while the rest of the world is

445
00:31:30.880 --> 00:31:34.440
burning around you. But you need
to fucking get inside and stop playing simple

446
00:31:34.519 --> 00:31:41.920
jack. Okay, So what happens
is Nintendo Nintendo is there. There's no

447
00:31:41.640 --> 00:31:47.920
like I go for someone that had
a play a Switch to have an O

448
00:31:48.039 --> 00:31:52.160
lead, right, I got an
O led Team Deck. The Nintendo's consoles

449
00:31:52.319 --> 00:32:00.799
laughable. That consoles fucking is a
terrible console. It's from seventeen. It's

450
00:32:00.839 --> 00:32:05.839
even so. Even so, dude, you know what I just say.

451
00:32:06.039 --> 00:32:08.200
It's a handheld from twenty seventeen.
You know what I just saw it.

452
00:32:08.400 --> 00:32:13.720
I feel like like I feel like
the Veta was the I phone stronger than

453
00:32:13.759 --> 00:32:15.799
the Switch. I'm pretty sure it
wasn't. I'm pretty sure they're a phone

454
00:32:15.839 --> 00:32:20.559
stronger than this. I'm not misremembering, but for its idea, it was

455
00:32:20.799 --> 00:32:24.720
up to speed maybe len And this
ship is so far behind that, like

456
00:32:24.839 --> 00:32:30.519
if you try to bro I saw
Arkham City on on Arkham City at twenty

457
00:32:30.559 --> 00:32:36.640
I think twenty fifteen game, maybe
twenty sixteen maybe Yeah. I saw running

458
00:32:36.640 --> 00:32:40.680
on switch and it looked like absolute
fucking ass shit. Yeah, And it's

459
00:32:40.720 --> 00:32:45.960
like, bro, it's why do
people let like they just people just let

460
00:32:46.119 --> 00:32:51.640
Nintendo disrespect them so much? Because
I saw people running defense for this ship

461
00:32:52.200 --> 00:32:53.640
and I'm like, okay, and
then and then switch to is gonna come

462
00:32:53.640 --> 00:32:59.279
out and it's still gonna be ship
because you guys keep buying this ship.

463
00:33:00.079 --> 00:33:05.559
Stop buying this ship. I played. I'm playing. I am playing Resident

464
00:33:05.880 --> 00:33:09.039
three on max settings on the fucking
lead with the steam deck right now,

465
00:33:09.079 --> 00:33:14.400
and it's running at ninety frames.
There's no reason fucking thing. They just

466
00:33:14.440 --> 00:33:17.319
don't care. I mean, obviously
the switches, the switch is smaller,

467
00:33:20.160 --> 00:33:25.559
right, but they they can do
it. And and like if Nintendo wanted

468
00:33:25.599 --> 00:33:30.720
to, they get like really not
people sunking socks off they wanted. Well,

469
00:33:30.279 --> 00:33:32.920
I think the issue that they've did, the issue that Nintendo, the

470
00:33:32.960 --> 00:33:37.119
issue that Nintendo runs the dudes like
a they don't have to b it kind

471
00:33:37.119 --> 00:33:42.759
of doesn't matter because you have like
I mean, you have you do have

472
00:33:42.880 --> 00:33:45.759
like I don't know, you have
the Xbox series as X and you have

473
00:33:45.880 --> 00:33:50.119
like the PlayStation five, and they're
like the strongest consoles on the market,

474
00:33:50.160 --> 00:33:53.880
you know, like they do all
this crazy ship, but I mean arguably

475
00:33:53.880 --> 00:33:59.519
there's really not there's not a game
as good as you know, Tiers of

476
00:33:59.519 --> 00:34:01.400
the Kingdom on either of them,
really, you know, like that's kind

477
00:34:01.400 --> 00:34:05.200
of that's kind of where they're they're
at, where it's like, we're just

478
00:34:05.200 --> 00:34:07.639
gonna make really good software that's like
impeded by the technology, but it's still

479
00:34:07.960 --> 00:34:12.159
the software is still so good that
you're gonna be you're gonna buy it anyway.

480
00:34:12.400 --> 00:34:15.519
And also because this hardware is and
also because the hardware, because the

481
00:34:15.599 --> 00:34:21.000
hardware is uh, gimped in some
way, it means it won't be as

482
00:34:21.039 --> 00:34:22.719
expensive as the other one. So
it'll be it will always be like the

483
00:34:22.800 --> 00:34:29.000
cheapest and most affordable games are just
expensive. The games are just expensive,

484
00:34:29.039 --> 00:34:31.639
but they're also like generally better.
Like they had two Games of the Year

485
00:34:31.679 --> 00:34:37.800
nominations last year, you know,
a year, but here's what we have.

486
00:34:37.119 --> 00:34:40.760
May have another one. I had
one, wasn't it Mario RPG came

487
00:34:40.760 --> 00:34:44.519
out too late? No, But
I get it. Look at I get

488
00:34:44.519 --> 00:34:46.679
what. I'm one hundred understand what
you're saying from I don't know this perspective.

489
00:34:46.719 --> 00:34:51.599
It's just one of those things that
if you know, if if the

490
00:34:51.760 --> 00:34:53.239
if the, I know, this
would never happen. This is all utopia

491
00:34:53.280 --> 00:35:00.400
speak. But if gamers rose up, if they gamers and we're like and

492
00:35:00.440 --> 00:35:04.840
they were like, we're not gonna
buy this till you just just keep up

493
00:35:04.880 --> 00:35:07.480
with the current market as far as
the standards of a of A graphics and

494
00:35:07.559 --> 00:35:13.639
fps and all that ship because personally
me, uh like, say, I'm

495
00:35:13.679 --> 00:35:17.159
watching Jojo play the first one on
our TV. I might have mentioned this

496
00:35:17.199 --> 00:35:21.639
before, but since it's not a
four K TV, it looks like absolute

497
00:35:21.800 --> 00:35:25.840
fucking diarrhea, and I'm like,
I just fuck this. I'm like,

498
00:35:25.920 --> 00:35:29.639
fuck looking at this. You know, you can get used to it and

499
00:35:29.639 --> 00:35:30.800
ship, but it's just one of
those things where it just feels like a

500
00:35:30.840 --> 00:35:38.480
fucking disgrace where I would have I
would have dove on to and jumped onto

501
00:35:38.480 --> 00:35:45.320
the Nintendo bandwagon if they actually respected
me and and their base right like you

502
00:35:45.360 --> 00:35:50.239
know, but I'm I'm the odd
person out right because people are gonna buy

503
00:35:50.239 --> 00:35:53.599
it anyway, so I gues I
mean their as I care about it.

504
00:35:53.840 --> 00:36:02.639
I care about performances. In fact, I care about perform but most crazy

505
00:36:02.159 --> 00:36:07.880
I wish doesn't any way. I
wanted to correct. I wanted to correct.

506
00:36:07.119 --> 00:36:09.239
I wanted to correct the record.
They did have two Game of the

507
00:36:09.320 --> 00:36:14.119
Year nominations last year. I was
totally right. It was. It was

508
00:36:14.119 --> 00:36:15.679
here's the Kingdom and Mario Wonder.
We're both the nominated for Game of the

509
00:36:15.719 --> 00:36:20.159
Year. Wonder. Uh. I
don't think Wonder was up there. I

510
00:36:20.199 --> 00:36:22.599
think it was. I think Wonder
got something. But now, literally I'm

511
00:36:22.599 --> 00:36:28.119
looking at you, literally looking at
it. I'm literally looking at I'm literally

512
00:36:28.159 --> 00:36:31.119
looking at the website. It was. It was Alan Wake two, Legend

513
00:36:31.119 --> 00:36:35.239
of Zelda, Resident Evil four remake, Mario Brothers, Wonder, Balders,

514
00:36:35.280 --> 00:36:38.760
Gay three, and spider Man two. Mm hmm. I guess it was

515
00:36:38.760 --> 00:36:42.679
the early ranking of Game of a
Year because at the ending of it it

516
00:36:42.719 --> 00:36:46.119
was only four games and Wonder was
not there. Kingston Okay. Well,

517
00:36:46.119 --> 00:36:49.239
when they when they did the really
were like, oh, that's four games.

518
00:36:49.280 --> 00:36:52.840
They gave four things that I'm thinking
during the Game Awards four games were

519
00:36:52.880 --> 00:36:58.960
there. There's always there's always six
games for the category. I'm looking at

520
00:36:59.000 --> 00:37:02.760
the website literally right now where it
says Game of the Year nominations voting closed.

521
00:37:02.840 --> 00:37:07.679
Win is Gay three and it's Mario
Wondering fucking Tire's the Kingdom. I

522
00:37:07.760 --> 00:37:12.679
knew that sounded wrong. There is
a wondrous, frighteningly mid no dispect to

523
00:37:12.719 --> 00:37:15.440
that game. It's fun. That
game is I've played that game literally a

524
00:37:15.519 --> 00:37:22.719
thousand times. That's that so fun. But it's like games, you know,

525
00:37:24.760 --> 00:37:30.320
dude, Mario Brothers. We you
Super Luigi Brothers. Mario knew Super

526
00:37:30.360 --> 00:37:34.760
Mario Bros. Bro I can I
can name off, like genuinely seven of

527
00:37:34.800 --> 00:37:40.719
that game. That game is repeated
so many times, like I see,

528
00:37:40.760 --> 00:37:44.239
I see what you're saying. I
think you said you played Mario Wonder times.

529
00:37:44.280 --> 00:37:45.440
I'm like, no, you didn't. No, no, not that

530
00:37:45.559 --> 00:37:50.199
exact game. I've played that kind
of game so many times. Did you

531
00:37:50.239 --> 00:37:52.400
play? Did you did you play
the new one? Though I've played and

532
00:37:52.400 --> 00:37:54.760
finished it. It's a fun game. It was just like this is a

533
00:37:54.880 --> 00:37:59.320
kid's it's nothing from what it was
before. I mean, that's kind of

534
00:37:59.320 --> 00:38:04.199
the point. You're like Wonder and
it's on the point of Mario. It's

535
00:38:04.239 --> 00:38:07.920
it's geared towards E for everyone.
So you know, I feel like I

536
00:38:08.880 --> 00:38:12.880
war God's juse of Child should have
been nominated for Game of the year.

537
00:38:12.920 --> 00:38:19.280
I think that's wild. I honestly
think that there should be a culture.

538
00:38:19.360 --> 00:38:21.760
Look, I don't know, I
don't know how well this would go,

539
00:38:22.159 --> 00:38:24.639
how well this would this would go
with a with a general audience. But

540
00:38:24.719 --> 00:38:29.000
I feel like there should always be
another one slot for Game of the Year

541
00:38:29.079 --> 00:38:34.199
that is just completely just like people
who really don't deserve it, so they

542
00:38:34.199 --> 00:38:37.800
can spend time around people who are
actually like they have to go to the

543
00:38:37.800 --> 00:38:40.920
award show surrounded by all of these
people who are so clearly above them,

544
00:38:42.000 --> 00:38:44.960
and they know they're not going to
win, but they have to sit there

545
00:38:45.639 --> 00:38:50.840
and be surrounded by people way better
than them and then just feel the shame.

546
00:38:50.920 --> 00:38:53.360
There's even like a special camera that
pans to them specifically when they lose,

547
00:38:53.599 --> 00:39:01.000
Like when I look a like,
dang, we made so much want

548
00:39:01.039 --> 00:39:07.920
to appreciate people like EA and he
point to the guy. You guys fucking

549
00:39:08.159 --> 00:39:15.119
suck. All right, let's let's
uh, let's get into some questions.

550
00:39:15.320 --> 00:39:19.079
I do want to get into this
one because it's something that I mean,

551
00:39:19.119 --> 00:39:21.199
I'm going to choose to trust this. I don't know how I accurate this

552
00:39:21.199 --> 00:39:22.639
information is, but I have no
choice. I know I could just google

553
00:39:22.639 --> 00:39:25.719
whether or not this is true.
I refuse to because it's simply not worth

554
00:39:25.760 --> 00:39:30.159
my time. But salty lemon road
and he says, not a question.

555
00:39:30.199 --> 00:39:32.400
I just want to let you guys
know that pastrami is made from brisket.

556
00:39:34.280 --> 00:39:37.239
The brisket is brined for like a
week to ensure the salt penetrates through the

557
00:39:37.239 --> 00:39:40.760
meat. I just didn't know this
because I felt like there was like a

558
00:39:40.760 --> 00:39:45.920
million different types of astramis. It
sounds it sounds legitimate enough, like I

559
00:39:45.920 --> 00:39:49.280
could believe that, right. If
this guy's lying to me, then he's

560
00:39:49.320 --> 00:39:51.800
going to have a rude awakening when
he wakes up with a fucking gun in

561
00:39:51.840 --> 00:39:54.280
his mouth. Because I refuse to
be lied to. That's I refuse to

562
00:39:54.320 --> 00:39:58.800
be lied to. Do not lie
to me. I will kill you,

563
00:39:58.840 --> 00:40:07.440
just to the extreme. It's not
extreme. It's called standing up hating nickel.

564
00:40:07.480 --> 00:40:12.920
And he's like, it's a weight
and a fucking gun in his face.

565
00:40:13.800 --> 00:40:17.920
Sometimes you gotta you know. I
just looked it up real quick.

566
00:40:19.000 --> 00:40:28.239
It is is legit. It is
good. Yeah. I was about well

567
00:40:28.559 --> 00:40:30.320
yeah, yeah, I don't know. I don't know what I thought I

568
00:40:30.519 --> 00:40:34.000
could have sworn. I don't know. I don't know what I thought about

569
00:40:34.000 --> 00:40:37.920
pastromi, but it was not.
I didn't think it was brisket. So

570
00:40:37.000 --> 00:40:40.679
I appreciate the uh man bris gets
a bi. It's a pretty fucking good

571
00:40:40.679 --> 00:40:45.239
meat man that I know that.
That's that's pretty It makes sense though,

572
00:40:45.239 --> 00:40:47.360
I guess, you know, it's
all smoked, Like since it's smoked,

573
00:40:47.360 --> 00:40:51.039
it's all pink and ship so I
get, yeah, it makes sense,

574
00:40:51.360 --> 00:40:54.039
all right. That information though,
that information that was like one of those

575
00:40:54.039 --> 00:40:57.679
things where it's like it wasn't worth
the effort to google it for me,

576
00:40:59.159 --> 00:41:02.440
And I was kind of thinking about
like what what things are worth? And

577
00:41:02.800 --> 00:41:08.880
I was thinking about how like like
how low the twenty dollars bill has fallen.

578
00:41:09.920 --> 00:41:14.840
You know, it's crazy as a
like a bill, like you know,

579
00:41:14.960 --> 00:41:19.320
like I remember doing crazy shit for
twenty dollars. I remember jumping down

580
00:41:19.400 --> 00:41:22.079
like a two story elevator shaft and
rolling in high school for twenty dollars,

581
00:41:22.440 --> 00:41:27.119
which is fucking really stupid, especially
because I'm small, So that's like twice

582
00:41:27.159 --> 00:41:31.760
the high really really dumb. White. It was very white. It was

583
00:41:31.840 --> 00:41:35.199
very white. We were in a
very white area. And to be fair,

584
00:41:35.400 --> 00:41:37.840
this is really not a lot to
do for you. It's for moments

585
00:41:37.840 --> 00:41:40.280
where it's like you have your moments
where you're you're probably doing things and you're

586
00:41:40.320 --> 00:41:45.679
like, I'm not technically white,
and you're already I was with You're like,

587
00:41:46.960 --> 00:41:52.920
yeah, I'm already here. The
group of people that I was around,

588
00:41:52.960 --> 00:41:55.920
it's like I was pretty heavily outnumbered
and this was something that they wanted

589
00:41:55.920 --> 00:41:58.800
to do. I was like,
all right, well, I'm not gonna

590
00:41:58.800 --> 00:42:00.800
be let the moment where everybody's like
getting caught for doing something stupid and they're

591
00:42:00.800 --> 00:42:10.159
giving their names and you realize,
hmmm, Smith Jackson, Kent, Oh,

592
00:42:10.239 --> 00:42:20.239
I'm gonna get in trouble for this
because I'm not white technically. Oh

593
00:42:20.320 --> 00:42:24.400
my god. So so I was
playing last night, I was playing Gears

594
00:42:24.400 --> 00:42:28.719
of War. I jumped onto the
original Gears of War. I'm gonna run

595
00:42:28.719 --> 00:42:30.760
through the I'm gonna, I decided, I'm You're just gonna run through the

596
00:42:30.760 --> 00:42:34.599
trilogy again in my off time,
just because like, I love it.

597
00:42:35.000 --> 00:42:40.000
But I could not stop seeing I
could not stop seeing Trump and tray Ho

598
00:42:40.519 --> 00:42:46.760
from Our From Our fucking Gears of
War Daily Wire extra Ammo Rewrite, which

599
00:42:46.760 --> 00:42:50.320
you can find on the Patriot patroon
dot com. Slash the Star Tank,

600
00:42:50.320 --> 00:42:59.039
by the way, extra extra,
There's so many. There's so many,

601
00:42:59.159 --> 00:43:01.440
Like there's there's moments that I just
forgot about, like when he's like when

602
00:43:01.480 --> 00:43:06.239
when Marcus is in like the the
the what is it? The Raven and

603
00:43:06.280 --> 00:43:07.400
the guy's like, you're Marcus Phoenix, right, the guy who fought at

604
00:43:07.400 --> 00:43:09.920
as Will Fields. Wow, that's
so cool and he goes not really,

605
00:43:10.760 --> 00:43:15.480
And I just thought about like Trump
would be like absolutely, it's cool.

606
00:43:15.199 --> 00:43:19.400
Even it's like, this is the
coolest thing. I saved your life.

607
00:43:19.880 --> 00:43:23.639
You're not here without me. I
fucking risked my life to save everybody I

608
00:43:23.639 --> 00:43:31.679
would give me right now. That
trilogy, that trilogy is in some respects

609
00:43:31.719 --> 00:43:36.400
completely ruined for me, but like
I I love it still. It's not

610
00:43:36.519 --> 00:43:39.119
ruined in a way that makes it
worse, but it's it's definitely like I

611
00:43:39.159 --> 00:43:43.599
don't know, it's like what when
like too many memes come from like a

612
00:43:43.679 --> 00:43:45.079
series. It's almost like how some
people feel about breaking bad, you know

613
00:43:45.119 --> 00:43:49.840
what I mean, Where it's like
there's too many. Honestly, I can't

614
00:43:49.880 --> 00:43:53.280
watch that show anymore, dude,
it's so many fucking memes. Early twenty

615
00:43:53.559 --> 00:43:58.800
three was obnoxious. I think it's
a great show. It's a fantastic show.

616
00:43:58.840 --> 00:44:01.320
It's like there's like maybe two shows
that put up their break. No,

617
00:44:01.400 --> 00:44:06.000
well there's two modern shows and then
two shows from like maybe like ten

618
00:44:06.039 --> 00:44:09.519
fifteen years. I put up there
with young I think this is us and

619
00:44:09.639 --> 00:44:14.079
Game are up there with it.
I think it's a long Sheldon and the

620
00:44:14.079 --> 00:44:15.519
Good Doctor. For me, it's
like those are top tier. And then

621
00:44:15.840 --> 00:44:22.239
with the new series of Your Mind, Well, there's cover, there's a

622
00:44:22.280 --> 00:44:24.840
new there's a new series. There's
a new series coming out around about even

623
00:44:24.920 --> 00:44:30.320
younger Sheldon. Did you see that
infant Sheldon. It's it's called it's called

624
00:44:30.400 --> 00:44:38.800
Sheldon eternally it's young even younger Sheldon's
the name of the show. That's crazy.

625
00:44:39.159 --> 00:44:49.840
Even younger, more younger Sheldon,
a pompous piece of ship. He's

626
00:44:47.159 --> 00:44:59.239
just it's literally just fucking baby geniuses, but with one it's just one baby

627
00:44:59.480 --> 00:45:09.119
with no one to talk to.
He's Stewie basically, Yeah, have you

628
00:45:09.239 --> 00:45:21.280
seen Bruno? Uh that the previous
them. The opening of Baby Sheldon is

629
00:45:21.840 --> 00:45:28.119
Dick coming is a Dick Sheldon sperm
flying up his mom's uterus and then inseminating

630
00:45:28.159 --> 00:45:30.920
her. Like I like the idea
of it going so far like you have

631
00:45:31.000 --> 00:45:34.880
young you have big Bang Theory,
then you have young Sheldon. Then you

632
00:45:34.880 --> 00:45:38.320
have even younger Sheldon. Then you
have more younger Sheldon, and then you

633
00:45:38.639 --> 00:45:44.480
keep going and they have very very
very young Sheldon. Yeah, then you

634
00:45:44.480 --> 00:45:55.760
have conceptually in like the Sheldon Sheldon
Jones. But the Shelby question mark is

635
00:45:55.800 --> 00:46:01.679
this Sheldon question mark? Sheldy,
Yeah, it shows up aborted. Sheldon

636
00:46:01.960 --> 00:46:07.760
is is an alternative uniforse. I
adore, I fucking adore the idea that

637
00:46:07.760 --> 00:46:16.639
it's just called Sheldon. That's so
stupid show because that because that the announcers,

638
00:46:17.239 --> 00:46:20.960
because then like the marketing, like
the like the in between like a

639
00:46:21.199 --> 00:46:23.079
you know, like coming up next
on Disney Channel, like like those types

640
00:46:23.079 --> 00:46:28.000
of people, they would have to
be like coming up next on Sheldon.

641
00:46:29.599 --> 00:46:34.719
They would have to enunciate the question
mark. I love that. Oh man,

642
00:46:35.239 --> 00:46:38.519
all right, come come, come, come come. I don't know

643
00:46:38.519 --> 00:46:44.400
how the I don't know how the
the Big that's two and a half then,

644
00:46:44.519 --> 00:46:46.159
isn't it. Yeah, it's just
it's all the same to me.

645
00:46:46.480 --> 00:46:55.800
I know the show show. I
really hate that show. I hate Big

646
00:46:57.480 --> 00:47:02.159
so much that show. Dick literally
likes her. Dad likes that show.

647
00:47:02.719 --> 00:47:09.760
They don't. They don't. I
I want to. I want to sit

648
00:47:09.880 --> 00:47:15.480
every person down that likes that show
and convince them because I know I'm right.

649
00:47:15.079 --> 00:47:21.960
I know I'm right that that show
sun't actually like let's go get this,

650
00:47:22.440 --> 00:47:25.440
let's go. Let's my benevolent dictator. I guess I wouldn't be so

651
00:47:25.480 --> 00:47:29.519
benevolent in that because there would be
a lot of people discriminate against. I

652
00:47:29.559 --> 00:47:35.400
would brainwash and if they don't accept
that that show isn't funny, I would

653
00:47:35.400 --> 00:47:42.800
lobottomize them ad because it is.
It is. It is a I've said

654
00:47:42.800 --> 00:47:45.800
this before in the show, like, there's got to be case studies in

655
00:47:45.840 --> 00:47:51.679
this in years to come on how
these people tricked millions of people to think

656
00:47:51.679 --> 00:47:57.840
this ship's funny? Because I still
have yet to see a And to be

657
00:47:57.920 --> 00:48:00.960
fair, maybe if I watched like
an entire season, I get like maybe

658
00:48:00.960 --> 00:48:05.760
three or four like Chuckles. But
every other scene that I've seen did nothing

659
00:48:05.800 --> 00:48:08.079
for me. And I'm like,
I like a lot of Oh no,

660
00:48:08.119 --> 00:48:12.280
I have I Am not just dick
and fart jokes, guy, right,

661
00:48:12.360 --> 00:48:15.519
I'm not. I have a wide
array. I can enjoy a lot of

662
00:48:15.599 --> 00:48:20.199
dry humor. It's it's very that's
just not one of them. A lot

663
00:48:20.280 --> 00:48:22.199
of those shows, to be fair
though, a lot of those shows,

664
00:48:22.239 --> 00:48:24.519
like say, yeah, those shows
the CBS I think it was, or

665
00:48:24.519 --> 00:48:30.320
ABC or whatever. I think CBS
they're just not they don't do anything for

666
00:48:30.360 --> 00:48:37.239
metten. They're just they're not good. I don't understand. It's it's like,

667
00:48:37.400 --> 00:48:40.159
uh, even SNL. To to
be fair, I think to be

668
00:48:40.199 --> 00:48:44.559
fair, SNL to me was technically
the writers were never funny. To me,

669
00:48:44.719 --> 00:48:47.440
it was just the comedians at the
time, like when the All Star

670
00:48:47.519 --> 00:48:51.960
Cast, like you know, back
in the day when like David Spade and

671
00:48:52.000 --> 00:48:54.719
all those people were like killing it. I think that these are really funny

672
00:48:54.760 --> 00:48:59.519
people and they just knew how to
end prov really well. But I think

673
00:48:59.559 --> 00:49:04.360
the right has always been ship in
my opinion, I like a lot of

674
00:49:05.800 --> 00:49:07.400
That's kind of the point of SNL
really is like because like they have a

675
00:49:07.440 --> 00:49:09.320
week to put a show together,
you know what I mean, And it's

676
00:49:09.320 --> 00:49:12.519
like a bunch of right, like
the idea. It's kind of like Monty

677
00:49:12.559 --> 00:49:16.199
Python, where like not most of
Monty Python and most of SNL and most

678
00:49:16.400 --> 00:49:21.360
most sketch comedy shows like most of
it, especially if it's live, it's

679
00:49:21.400 --> 00:49:23.360
gonna like most of it's gonna suck, like you're really kind of wading through,

680
00:49:23.440 --> 00:49:27.480
like for the twenty percent of it
that's golden, you know what I

681
00:49:27.480 --> 00:49:30.000
mean. That's kind of what a
lot of good SNL is. It's like

682
00:49:30.199 --> 00:49:35.360
it's like the golden nuggets plucked out
of like pretty mediocre episodes, Like iconic

683
00:49:35.679 --> 00:49:42.039
iconic moments from like SNL are like
like you could count probably months between them,

684
00:49:42.199 --> 00:49:45.480
you know what I mean, In
like it was more succession, like

685
00:49:45.519 --> 00:49:50.519
it was more often in a certain
period of time, you know. Yeah,

686
00:49:50.639 --> 00:49:53.800
yeah, but still the early nineties
group that was pretty consistently funny.

687
00:49:53.960 --> 00:50:00.239
It all right, I feel I
feel, I guess I feel I'm a

688
00:50:00.280 --> 00:50:04.880
little bit harsher, and I feel
like the vast majority of the show is

689
00:50:04.920 --> 00:50:08.639
almost never funny. Uh. And
there's like gold there's yeah, the diamond

690
00:50:08.639 --> 00:50:14.360
in the roughs. Uh And and
a lot of people that like say like

691
00:50:14.440 --> 00:50:19.480
a big bang theory are the people
that keep that show afloat, because god

692
00:50:19.599 --> 00:50:23.280
damn, I watched I've I've given
that show so many fucking chances, and

693
00:50:23.639 --> 00:50:27.960
I was just like, I I'll
put it this way. There have been

694
00:50:28.039 --> 00:50:35.559
late night Jimmy shows and and monologues
that I found more intriguing than a lot

695
00:50:35.559 --> 00:50:37.519
of the skemes that I've seen.
Yeah, easily, and I'm like,

696
00:50:37.559 --> 00:50:43.199
what the fuck is happening? Yeah, it's good, it's it's crazy.

697
00:50:43.199 --> 00:50:45.840
You gotta treat you gotta treat Saturday
Saturday Night Live like it's a decade of

698
00:50:45.960 --> 00:50:51.480
music you missed and you're just sifting
through a playlist of like hits, you

699
00:50:51.519 --> 00:50:53.440
know what I mean. Like it's
just like you can't. Like I've seen

700
00:50:53.480 --> 00:50:57.800
some clips recently, like from SNL
that have been pretty funny, Like there's

701
00:50:57.800 --> 00:51:00.400
a comedian Nate Bargatsy that was just
on. He had like a cop he

702
00:51:00.440 --> 00:51:02.880
had like actually like two good sketches, which is kind of nuts for like

703
00:51:02.960 --> 00:51:08.800
modern SNL. Usually there's only one. Uh what Max. There's probably people

704
00:51:08.800 --> 00:51:15.559
listening right now that are probably annoyed. I would say, die, no,

705
00:51:15.840 --> 00:51:21.599
actually, just send me, send
me, uh link me some shit

706
00:51:21.679 --> 00:51:25.840
that you think, knowing who I
am or who we are, send something

707
00:51:27.039 --> 00:51:29.639
that you think, like, oh, you'll definitely like this because I am

708
00:51:29.760 --> 00:51:32.119
I'm open minded. I was open
minded with Big Bang theory. I gave

709
00:51:32.119 --> 00:51:37.039
it multiple chances. I wasn't just
I'm not a bandwagon hater at all,

710
00:51:37.840 --> 00:51:44.039
and and then but it's solidified,
it's it's there's a pretty there's a pretty

711
00:51:44.039 --> 00:51:46.000
good one that I thought was pretty
funny, which and it's largely because Nate

712
00:51:46.039 --> 00:51:51.039
Bargaty as a comedian is so bad
at acting that it like it makes it,

713
00:51:51.039 --> 00:51:53.039
it makes it twice as funny that
it's that it is what it is.

714
00:51:53.039 --> 00:51:57.559
But he plays like George Washington founding
the United States, and he talks

715
00:51:57.599 --> 00:52:00.199
about like how he we're gonna make
a nation that like like you know,

716
00:52:00.280 --> 00:52:05.960
that arbitrarily measures things very differently and
all this like all these like little little

717
00:52:05.960 --> 00:52:07.880
things. And then he's like there's
a black guy in his troop and he's

718
00:52:07.960 --> 00:52:13.440
like what about what have men like
me? And he goes, you asked

719
00:52:13.440 --> 00:52:17.920
about the temperature, We're gonna go
fahrenheit instead, and it's just like there's

720
00:52:17.960 --> 00:52:24.079
something about it. He just completely
completely and it's not it's not and that's

721
00:52:24.119 --> 00:52:28.000
like a that's like a you know, that's like a Sea Tier joke in

722
00:52:28.039 --> 00:52:31.119
it of itself, but it's like
something about the how unconvincing this guy is

723
00:52:31.159 --> 00:52:36.840
as George Washington, like really fucking
it really sells it. But yeah,

724
00:52:36.840 --> 00:52:37.800
I don't know. There's there's like
some good ones, but it's like,

725
00:52:37.960 --> 00:52:42.559
yeah, I don't know, it's
snls is. I've given up on sketch

726
00:52:42.599 --> 00:52:45.360
comedy until people link me things because
even sketch comedy shows that I like,

727
00:52:45.360 --> 00:52:47.840
like He and Peel, Like I'm
watching a full episode of Ken and Peel

728
00:52:47.880 --> 00:52:51.920
sometimes, I'm like that was one
of those that was like really good,

729
00:52:52.599 --> 00:52:55.000
you know, like they're all good, but like, yeah, like that,

730
00:52:55.039 --> 00:52:59.159
I remember, I remember the episode
with the burn victim insult comic,

731
00:53:00.320 --> 00:53:04.199
like that was easily. That was
easily that one of that episode, like

732
00:53:04.239 --> 00:53:09.920
by a lot, and that snip
is wild actually might not be more dude

733
00:53:10.320 --> 00:53:14.960
that is that is probably one of
my favor that that might be my favorite

734
00:53:15.039 --> 00:53:17.360
sketch. I don't know. That
might that might be a bit that might

735
00:53:17.360 --> 00:53:21.000
be a bit intense, but it's
definitely one of my favorite ones. It's

736
00:53:21.000 --> 00:53:23.519
the same My favorite sketch is definitely
the Zombies. I don't mean black people.

737
00:53:23.800 --> 00:53:30.159
That ship had me in tears.
I'm kind of I'm kind of realizing

738
00:53:30.199 --> 00:53:32.239
maybe I haven't seen a lot of
that show because you guys just named too

739
00:53:32.280 --> 00:53:37.679
and I'm like the ghetto black names, like the like the like the things.

740
00:53:40.960 --> 00:53:47.000
That's good. Yeah, That'sron.
Duke married it is my favorite fucking

741
00:53:47.079 --> 00:53:54.719
name. Duke marry it. I
don't I feel like I feel like when

742
00:53:54.760 --> 00:54:00.320
Keem Peeple succeeded that Chapotos is a
motoralized show that it should be funny.

743
00:54:00.840 --> 00:54:05.760
But why King Peele succeeded with Chappelle
show did it? Is that Key and

744
00:54:05.880 --> 00:54:08.679
Peel. I feel like comedy.
What makes comedy work for me personally is

745
00:54:08.800 --> 00:54:14.760
you have to be the joke at
the end. Like your ridiculousness or your

746
00:54:14.960 --> 00:54:20.840
wild reaction is what makes comedy funny
for me. Like this thing may be

747
00:54:20.920 --> 00:54:24.639
weird to you, but you makes
it. It's it's it's like when you

748
00:54:24.679 --> 00:54:29.840
watch babies fall out of skyscrapers and
plummet to the ground and you laugh,

749
00:54:29.960 --> 00:54:32.199
Well, that's just that's just that's
just trauma. Laughing that I've become part

750
00:54:32.199 --> 00:54:36.239
of my personality. Like that's what
makes me laugh now. And it's sad.

751
00:54:36.440 --> 00:54:40.639
It's really not good. I'm saying
that babies get hurt. I watch

752
00:54:40.719 --> 00:54:45.039
like people go through like really terrible
situations and then I laugh at the situation

753
00:54:45.199 --> 00:54:47.199
and then I found out they get
hurt. I'm like god Man, and

754
00:54:47.239 --> 00:54:51.280
then I watch it again. I
don't know. Maybe maybe I don't want

755
00:54:51.280 --> 00:54:53.559
to be just think. This is
all making me think that maybe I should

756
00:54:53.599 --> 00:54:58.559
give Young Sheldon another I say,
another shot, as if I gave it

757
00:54:58.599 --> 00:55:02.360
one in the first place. It
was actually surprised. I've never seen a

758
00:55:02.360 --> 00:55:08.000
single episode of Young Sheldon, but
maybe I haven't been Yeah, I don't

759
00:55:08.000 --> 00:55:10.079
know if I've seen a single clip
of it, to be quite frank,

760
00:55:10.840 --> 00:55:15.239
so maybe maybe I'll watch it.
I'll report back to see if it's really

761
00:55:16.239 --> 00:55:22.199
really life changing television. If it's
not, you microwave my penis. Let's

762
00:55:22.280 --> 00:55:28.320
go. Young Sheldon is so terribly
bad that let's move on. I bet

763
00:55:28.559 --> 00:55:34.239
I bet you couldn't sit through an
episode of Young Sheldon. That's easily win

764
00:55:34.320 --> 00:55:37.159
that bet. I bet you would
dissociate. I bet you couldn't sit down

765
00:55:37.199 --> 00:55:43.840
and focus on it. You can't. You couldn't sit down. You couldn't

766
00:55:43.880 --> 00:55:49.320
sit down and then right up like
just a quick four paragraph review of it.

767
00:55:49.920 --> 00:55:52.599
I associate, I associate watching I'd
associate watching things that I like so

768
00:55:52.719 --> 00:55:55.840
like, no chance, no chance
in hell? How many seasons was that?

769
00:55:57.239 --> 00:55:59.719
Let's move on. I don't want
to talk about more more than you

770
00:55:59.760 --> 00:56:04.000
would assume, hey, sire,
than you would assume. How many seasons

771
00:56:04.039 --> 00:56:08.440
of Young Sheldon was there? What
the android tell us? Six seasons?

772
00:56:12.079 --> 00:56:15.599
My sin phone just told me that
the fact that there's more than one season

773
00:56:15.639 --> 00:56:22.039
of something like that is it is
wild, is insanity. You know what's

774
00:56:22.079 --> 00:56:24.599
crazy is that I read I read
in like an article that like in order

775
00:56:24.719 --> 00:56:30.119
because the show was going on way
longer than they anticipated, Like they had

776
00:56:30.159 --> 00:56:35.159
to keep shrinking Sheldon the actor,
because he kept growing, like, he

777
00:56:35.280 --> 00:56:37.960
kept growing, so they kept like
they would shave him in the chins.

778
00:56:38.760 --> 00:56:40.800
They would, they would shave his
shins. They would throw him in the

779
00:56:40.880 --> 00:56:46.039
dryer for forty minutes. They sk
him for like twenty minutes a day.

780
00:56:46.440 --> 00:56:52.519
They start whooping them. They gave
him they get They took water out of

781
00:56:52.519 --> 00:56:54.679
his diet entirely, only let him
drink coffee. They threw him in the

782
00:56:54.760 --> 00:57:00.800
dryer, They shaved his shins,
they would, they would. They would

783
00:57:00.920 --> 00:57:06.079
put him in like a really stiff, like full body straight cast and drop

784
00:57:06.159 --> 00:57:13.840
him straight down from two stories so
that his spine would compact. It's crazy,

785
00:57:13.880 --> 00:57:16.679
speaking of a speaking of that that
tactic that you just said, I

786
00:57:16.800 --> 00:57:20.559
was I don't know how he got
there. Oh. Someone was trying to

787
00:57:20.559 --> 00:57:23.199
say there was a Mendela effect with
the e t uh, saying that he

788
00:57:23.280 --> 00:57:27.320
never said et phone home. But
it's bullshit. He does. It's just

789
00:57:27.360 --> 00:57:30.440
some people that are I think there's
people trolling Mandela effects now. It's crazy.

790
00:57:30.519 --> 00:57:35.920
Oh yeah, people are like the
people love that, and I love

791
00:57:36.000 --> 00:57:38.320
that. It's pretty good. It's
pretty good, and so I would watch

792
00:57:38.400 --> 00:57:45.559
it totally. Is it's actually pretty
It would be a It would be a

793
00:57:45.559 --> 00:57:47.519
good thing to start because it would
go viral and then there would be a

794
00:57:47.519 --> 00:57:51.320
handful of people in the comments saying
no, and you ignore them. We

795
00:57:51.320 --> 00:57:53.320
should do that, like next episode, next episode, we should just lie

796
00:57:53.480 --> 00:57:55.679
like did you know that? Like
you know this, you know that it's

797
00:57:55.719 --> 00:58:00.119
actually the phrase from Superman. It's
actually it's a play. It's a bird

798
00:58:00.480 --> 00:58:05.480
and it's it's done. Yeah,
that would be and people like, no,

799
00:58:05.599 --> 00:58:09.559
no ship, no way, you
did that good with the the wh's

800
00:58:09.639 --> 00:58:15.320
is full metal? Sheen? Full
metal? Yeah that was a good one.

801
00:58:15.719 --> 00:58:20.000
But that's yeah, that's a guy
like I do want to like I

802
00:58:20.039 --> 00:58:22.599
do want to base it in something
I do want to That would be fun.

803
00:58:22.440 --> 00:58:28.039
Faked, like a fake Mandela,
Like what is something like uh,

804
00:58:28.440 --> 00:58:30.440
oh man, what is Yeah,
we gotta we gotta work shop this off

805
00:58:30.480 --> 00:58:34.000
off camera or something, because that's
a good that's a really good idea.

806
00:58:34.679 --> 00:58:38.239
Yeah, just be good lying to
people. I love it. Things are

807
00:58:38.239 --> 00:58:40.559
crazy because I don't even I don't
even take time to get involved with them

808
00:58:40.559 --> 00:58:43.159
anymore. I'm just like, whatever, dude, that could be true?

809
00:58:43.480 --> 00:58:45.840
Like did you know the Food of
the Loom thing was this? And I'm

810
00:58:45.880 --> 00:58:47.199
like, I don't even care anymore, dude, whatever, Actually dick and

811
00:58:47.239 --> 00:58:52.719
balls or something like. The thing
that bothers me about that stuff is that

812
00:58:52.760 --> 00:58:55.519
like we're past the point where we
could ever truly know, you know what

813
00:58:55.519 --> 00:58:59.679
I mean, like not really fruit
of the Loom, Like because I saw

814
00:58:59.719 --> 00:59:04.119
some by with like a shirt like
an old shirt with the Cornucopia logo that

815
00:59:04.239 --> 00:59:07.199
true to the Loom insists was never
a part of it. But like,

816
00:59:07.280 --> 00:59:10.239
fuck, do I know, Like
you could just buy a label maker on

817
00:59:10.719 --> 00:59:14.440
Amazon for like fifteen bucks and do
that, you know what I mean?

818
00:59:14.480 --> 00:59:21.639
Like it's over, Who's over?
Like what person does that would do that?

819
00:59:21.639 --> 00:59:23.719
That's the thing. It's like I
would do that. I would reprint.

820
00:59:23.800 --> 00:59:28.400
I would find the most authentic way
to reprint that Pokemon card and spell

821
00:59:28.440 --> 00:59:30.920
onyx the way I thought it was
just so I could show it on a

822
00:59:30.960 --> 00:59:34.039
video on TikTok and I would blow
up and confuse millions, like I would

823
00:59:34.079 --> 00:59:39.480
do that because because it's so cheap
to do that. It's so cheap,

824
00:59:39.559 --> 00:59:43.320
Like you used to be. You
used to have to do crazy shit.

825
00:59:43.599 --> 00:59:45.559
It used to be so expensive and
so tedious to do that kind of thing

826
00:59:45.559 --> 00:59:47.960
that it wasn't even worth it.
But now it's like, bro, like

827
00:59:50.760 --> 00:59:54.679
Derek's putting fucking moved Giant Dixon Omni
man and getting eight million views. Why

828
00:59:54.719 --> 00:59:59.199
wouldn't you, like, why wouldn't
you just do this shit to fuck with?

829
00:59:59.400 --> 01:00:02.360
Like, why not? Why wouldn't
you just fucking lie? Just lie

830
01:00:02.400 --> 01:00:14.119
with me, lie alongside me?
Serpent of chastise, lying while also insisting

831
01:00:14.159 --> 01:00:17.039
that he he's a good person every
episode. I don't think. I don't

832
01:00:17.079 --> 01:00:21.519
think I'm the best person. I
don't think I'm the worst anyway. But

833
01:00:21.559 --> 01:00:24.679
there's just no point of dis mistruth
for no reason, like especially out of

834
01:00:24.719 --> 01:00:30.639
boredom. That's so crazy kidding,
I'm gonna I'm bored. I'm a fabricate

835
01:00:30.760 --> 01:00:37.119
something. My grandma in case that
was funny. Well, that's what I

836
01:00:37.239 --> 01:00:38.639
was saying. Funny, That's what
I'm saying. It's like it would be

837
01:00:38.639 --> 01:00:43.039
funny, it would be funny.
That is that takes no time out of

838
01:00:43.039 --> 01:00:45.559
your day. Like I'm just gonna
edit this real quick thing. That's fine,

839
01:00:45.559 --> 01:00:47.639
whatever, I'll do this. I'm
going fucking I'll go on photo shopping

840
01:00:47.840 --> 01:00:52.400
photos. I go to photo shopping. I'm just I just put together.

841
01:00:52.960 --> 01:00:57.519
But then like lying about the food
of the loom thing, buying a fucking

842
01:00:57.639 --> 01:01:04.440
label, buying a label and creating
this fake shirt just to have people be

843
01:01:04.519 --> 01:01:07.840
like, was that was that?
What it was? It's insane. I

844
01:01:09.440 --> 01:01:12.880
don't know, man, That's see. Here's the thing. The difference is

845
01:01:13.039 --> 01:01:15.480
I understand why someone would do that
because I see the I see the comedy

846
01:01:15.519 --> 01:01:20.199
in it for the person doing it. I I don't have the energy to

847
01:01:20.199 --> 01:01:22.519
do that though, Like I just
don't. I don't care enough to do

848
01:01:22.599 --> 01:01:24.159
that. But I see why people
would, and that's why, like I

849
01:01:24.199 --> 01:01:27.599
just I'm at a point where it's
like I can't you can't trust anything now,

850
01:01:27.760 --> 01:01:30.000
Like the Mandela effect is obviously just
like your brain doing bullshit. It's

851
01:01:30.000 --> 01:01:34.519
forgetting things it's not real, it's
no alter alternate dimensions. But then like

852
01:01:34.679 --> 01:01:37.920
a company will go, well,
hey, we never actually did that,

853
01:01:37.920 --> 01:01:40.400
that logo didn't exist. And then
you see a label in the wild with

854
01:01:40.440 --> 01:01:44.400
that fucking thing that they insist didn't
never happened. And then you're like,

855
01:01:44.440 --> 01:01:46.880
well, what the fuck is this? Why are you like? Why are

856
01:01:46.920 --> 01:01:51.679
you fucking with us? Now you
know it's I don't know, it's too

857
01:01:51.760 --> 01:01:59.960
much. Let's move on getting stressed
out. Uh, worm with a worm

858
01:02:00.159 --> 01:02:05.559
sized worm with a worm sized gun? Rode in. That's fucking terrifying.

859
01:02:05.760 --> 01:02:08.519
Interesting. So wait so is so
wait a minute, is the gun?

860
01:02:09.320 --> 01:02:15.800
So when he says worm sized gun, I assume he's trying to right,

861
01:02:15.840 --> 01:02:20.280
it's it's not a gun that is
the size of a worm, even though

862
01:02:20.320 --> 01:02:23.000
that is, because then that'd be
a hymn sized gun at the moment,

863
01:02:23.000 --> 01:02:30.440
it wouldn't be a worm a gun
size worm. How do you how do

864
01:02:30.480 --> 01:02:34.880
you reconcile size to proportions when you're
talking about a worm sized gun because a

865
01:02:34.880 --> 01:02:37.320
worm is like long and thin,
but like a gun has to be thicker

866
01:02:37.360 --> 01:02:39.480
than that. It can't be like
a long, thin gun, you know

867
01:02:39.480 --> 01:02:43.440
what I mean? No, it's
just a gun for this like. However,

868
01:02:43.440 --> 01:02:47.360
however, a a nine M nine
pistol for me, imagine a gun

869
01:02:47.880 --> 01:02:52.559
that was proportionate to the size of
a worm, not in the not in

870
01:02:53.320 --> 01:02:59.079
not in like dimensions exactly, but
in just proportionate size for you. Kill

871
01:02:59.159 --> 01:03:02.119
you with a worm sized gun?
Kill you? No, probably not,

872
01:03:05.920 --> 01:03:10.480
Yeah, kill he wrote in he
says, hey, they're legal mining operation.

873
01:03:10.760 --> 01:03:15.079
Video game question for you. I
have been and still am an oblivion

874
01:03:15.119 --> 01:03:19.679
person. But I always felt like
I missed out by not liking Skyrim,

875
01:03:19.800 --> 01:03:22.000
But after trying the survival mode,
I've been able to personally enjoy the game.

876
01:03:22.360 --> 01:03:24.920
So it got me thinking, do
you have any game modes or gameplay

877
01:03:24.960 --> 01:03:30.800
systems that helped you get into a
game you previously didn't care for. I

878
01:03:30.840 --> 01:03:36.559
was about to make that like worse
for some reason, but I just got

879
01:03:36.599 --> 01:03:44.679
to say that it is. Man. I don't know, Man, I've

880
01:03:44.960 --> 01:03:49.880
I've scarm is just a lot better. It's it's kind of bizarre to not

881
01:03:49.960 --> 01:03:57.239
get into it. Yeah, well, to be fair oblivion, to be

882
01:03:57.280 --> 01:04:04.639
fair to oblivion. Oblivion is fucking
so funny. It's charging so no.

883
01:04:04.760 --> 01:04:12.239
But like like the the the the
unintentional comedy that happens as a result of

884
01:04:12.320 --> 01:04:15.199
Oblivion being as jank as it is
in a way that Skyrim isn't Skyrim's jank,

885
01:04:15.280 --> 01:04:20.000
but it's not like Oblivion level jank. Like Skyrim's pretty polished in comparison,

886
01:04:20.039 --> 01:04:26.800
which is wild, but Oblivion just
has these like really awkward actors,

887
01:04:26.840 --> 01:04:32.480
these really gross looking facial animations,
these really like hilarious like why do I

888
01:04:32.519 --> 01:04:36.400
come to the arena and then the
guy like explodes and flies into the sky,

889
01:04:38.000 --> 01:04:40.800
or like you have like a you
have like a guy who's looking for

890
01:04:40.880 --> 01:04:45.719
like I'm looking, I'm I'm looking
for Gorthwyn window. He's in hiding,

891
01:04:45.679 --> 01:04:48.760
and then you turn to the right
and it's him and he goes, I'm

892
01:04:48.760 --> 01:04:54.320
in hiding from the Imperial Watch.
And it's like just these ridiculous moments that

893
01:04:54.559 --> 01:04:58.519
are It's may I've missed out on
Oblivion completely, Like I just didn't play

894
01:04:58.559 --> 01:05:00.360
it, Like I played maybe five
minutes of it before I was like this

895
01:05:00.519 --> 01:05:06.519
plays like absolute dog shit and I
refuse to play it. So I just

896
01:05:06.599 --> 01:05:12.519
never continued with it. But it's
it's like seeing these things online have made

897
01:05:12.559 --> 01:05:15.639
me consider like going back to it
or like trying any because like that's fun.

898
01:05:15.679 --> 01:05:19.760
It's just comedy of it is.
So everything is just so improved as

899
01:05:19.800 --> 01:05:24.960
far as uh, especially like your
fucking menu, dude, God damn.

900
01:05:25.480 --> 01:05:31.440
Like it's one of the things where
it's like, fucking off, it's horrible,

901
01:05:31.760 --> 01:05:36.239
it's crazy, and uh, it's
it's so it is interesting if somebody

902
01:05:36.320 --> 01:05:40.719
is an Elder Scrolls fan and they
didn't really get into Skyrim. It's interesting

903
01:05:40.760 --> 01:05:44.440
to run into those people because it's, uh, because I know there's people

904
01:05:44.440 --> 01:05:46.480
that are still like, oh tomorrow
and superior. This is superior. I'm

905
01:05:46.480 --> 01:05:49.719
like, I get what you're doing. I understand that. But as far

906
01:05:49.760 --> 01:05:56.159
as just the way that Skyrim runs, it's just a better experience overall.

907
01:05:56.239 --> 01:05:59.760
So it is interesting that that happens. But you know, to reach the

908
01:05:59.840 --> 01:06:03.000
road. Uh. Now, as
far as the question goes, Skyrim Survival

909
01:06:03.000 --> 01:06:06.320
Mode sounds kind of dope. Actually, I don't think I ever thought ever

910
01:06:06.400 --> 01:06:09.679
even that. Yeah, I've never. I've never thought about that either.

911
01:06:12.760 --> 01:06:15.000
So I'm trying to think of like
something, Oh I didn't I didn't get

912
01:06:15.000 --> 01:06:20.639
into it until a specific mode,
I guess. Literally, Actually I never

913
01:06:21.159 --> 01:06:28.559
I never Modern Warfare Call of Duty. I never played the only game closer

914
01:06:28.559 --> 01:06:31.000
to that. I ever played was
Black? On PS two? Oh I

915
01:06:31.000 --> 01:06:34.960
played Black? Yeah, I played
Black, which was fun. Oh my

916
01:06:35.000 --> 01:06:40.719
god, I haven't heard anyone mentioned
Black in a long time. Did you

917
01:06:40.719 --> 01:06:49.039
buy Yeah? Are you serious?
And stuff like you get to like like

918
01:06:49.119 --> 01:06:55.920
wrap people up with like shadow ten
drills. That's that's no, that's uh

919
01:06:56.039 --> 01:06:59.840
the darkness. I think, Yeah, this is just like that spec ops

920
01:06:59.880 --> 01:07:03.079
or I forgot I don't remember what
you bought Black because you're black, because

921
01:07:04.400 --> 01:07:09.119
I guess I gotta play this game. I bought it specifically because I thought

922
01:07:09.239 --> 01:07:14.280
the uh the the advertisement was cool. This nigga would be like Black and

923
01:07:14.320 --> 01:07:20.920
it was all these shells on the
on the cover. Like Black is a

924
01:07:20.960 --> 01:07:24.960
game that I I totally it's weird, like I'm a big FPS guy,

925
01:07:25.000 --> 01:07:26.840
but like I totally missed out on
it. I think I just didn't.

926
01:07:27.159 --> 01:07:30.679
I just felt like I wasn't allowed
to play it or something. Black was

927
01:07:30.719 --> 01:07:33.719
really fun. I only felt like
it was. I even even at the

928
01:07:33.760 --> 01:07:38.079
time I felt like I was going
to fucking slow, like I felt like,

929
01:07:38.159 --> 01:07:41.360
yeah it is. I felt like
I couldn't, Like I was like

930
01:07:41.440 --> 01:07:44.440
I let me go. I want
to, you know. But anyway,

931
01:07:44.880 --> 01:07:46.679
Uh, yeah, so I missed
all of the Call of Duty's I didn't

932
01:07:46.679 --> 01:07:48.400
play any I didn't play any Metal
of Honor, any of that ship.

933
01:07:48.400 --> 01:07:53.239
I didn't even play the first Modern
Warfare. So Modern Warfare two came out,

934
01:07:53.280 --> 01:07:57.000
and that's when you know, I, yeah, I skipped all that

935
01:07:57.039 --> 01:08:00.679
ship. Model war for two got
me hooked for a while where I don't

936
01:08:00.719 --> 01:08:04.079
even I don't fuck with multiplayer like
other than I did a little bit of

937
01:08:04.079 --> 01:08:11.079
co op stuff online with Mass Effect
and whatnot. When Mass Effect three came

938
01:08:11.119 --> 01:08:14.199
out, I played that for a
lot. But yeah, I normally don't

939
01:08:14.239 --> 01:08:17.279
do pvps, what I'm saying,
But that ship, like I prestiged like

940
01:08:17.319 --> 01:08:21.479
one of my characters, which is
something I never and I've never done since

941
01:08:21.560 --> 01:08:26.760
then, because I just damn That's
why I don't think I've ever done that.

942
01:08:27.399 --> 01:08:30.720
Yeah, I fucking never again.
But I was obsessed for a minute

943
01:08:31.000 --> 01:08:35.119
at least once, and I think
I had the option, and then I

944
01:08:35.159 --> 01:08:39.239
was like I had the prestige,
and then I was like, why the

945
01:08:39.239 --> 01:08:42.079
fun do I want to get rid
of? No? Yeah, why would

946
01:08:42.079 --> 01:08:45.039
you want to start over again?
I'm gonna reset my progress? Stupid.

947
01:08:45.680 --> 01:08:48.359
I definitely did at least once.
It's just it's just bragging, right,

948
01:08:48.439 --> 01:08:53.079
it's so stupid. Yeah, I
couldn't care. I could care, so

949
01:08:53.239 --> 01:08:55.840
I couldn't give less of a ship
about bragging rights and calls vide. I

950
01:08:55.840 --> 01:08:58.079
was like, you're fucking out of
your mind. I worked for all these

951
01:08:58.079 --> 01:09:00.840
guns, I'm keeping them. I'm
gonna I'm gonna low all you people like,

952
01:09:00.920 --> 01:09:03.239
oh, yeah, prestige, have
fun with your fucking unusable guns.

953
01:09:03.279 --> 01:09:09.359
Stupid, but yeah, that's do
you guys remember the first time you guys

954
01:09:09.439 --> 01:09:15.840
used the famas for two Fuck,
this gun is stupid as shit. The

955
01:09:15.880 --> 01:09:18.199
first time I used that gun,
I was like, this gun is fucking

956
01:09:18.520 --> 01:09:21.920
dumb because I was just like,
oh, I'm just gonna aim for the

957
01:09:23.000 --> 01:09:25.640
head. And at least two of
the shots hit the birds in the head

958
01:09:25.640 --> 01:09:30.479
and they died. It was just
like it's a busted. It's a yeah,

959
01:09:30.479 --> 01:09:33.479
I really nice. I don't know. I'm trying to think of like

960
01:09:33.520 --> 01:09:40.000
an exacting I think GTA online,
the original Grand Theft thought of four got

961
01:09:40.000 --> 01:09:43.479
me into Grand Theft Auto in a
way that I wasn't previous because I don't

962
01:09:43.520 --> 01:09:48.640
know, like putting in cheat codes
and like getting a like a jet or

963
01:09:48.640 --> 01:09:53.079
something in San Andreas. It was
fun, but like it was still just

964
01:09:53.319 --> 01:09:55.880
a sandbox of like AI, you
know what I mean that we you're fucking

965
01:09:55.880 --> 01:09:58.399
around with. But like when I
when I learned that like GT four had

966
01:09:58.439 --> 01:10:01.720
like a multiplayer mode where you could
just like run around the entirety of New

967
01:10:01.800 --> 01:10:11.000
York City and just mow other people
down with your car, and just like

968
01:10:11.399 --> 01:10:14.840
that shit was that shit was like
I'm so excited for this. And I

969
01:10:14.880 --> 01:10:19.319
spent hours in the original greandth Little
four online. It was fucking ridiculous.

970
01:10:19.479 --> 01:10:24.079
Me and I blind. We would
get helicopters and we would like fly down

971
01:10:24.159 --> 01:10:28.079
city streets and like tilt the blades
so that they were like scraping against the

972
01:10:28.119 --> 01:10:35.359
street, and just it was fucking
ridiculous. The dude. I still,

973
01:10:35.399 --> 01:10:40.600
honestly, I don't know how GTA
five online is now. I just I

974
01:10:40.640 --> 01:10:42.920
tried it originally and I just didn't
like it. I felt like the overcom

975
01:10:43.560 --> 01:10:47.199
they overcomplicated a lot of things with
like with Vanilag, because like in GTA

976
01:10:47.239 --> 01:10:50.279
four it was just straight up like
free for all. You had like death

977
01:10:50.319 --> 01:10:54.800
matches and stuff, but like it
was mostly just like hey, you know,

978
01:10:55.760 --> 01:11:00.119
here's New York City. There's weapons
and equipment around the map and like

979
01:11:00.239 --> 01:11:02.760
armor and stuff. Just fucking run
around and have a good time. But

980
01:11:02.800 --> 01:11:08.840
like in GT five they had like
car insurance and like you had to buy

981
01:11:08.880 --> 01:11:12.760
your cars and like you couldn't steal
other players cars in a game in Granda.

982
01:11:12.800 --> 01:11:15.279
Thought it was crazy. Yeah,
if they had insurance, it would

983
01:11:15.279 --> 01:11:18.399
like lock out and ship or whatever
else. Yes, stupid. Yeah,

984
01:11:18.560 --> 01:11:23.560
it just felt it felt too and
maybe honestly, maybe it's dope. Now

985
01:11:23.680 --> 01:11:27.439
I haven't played it since literally twenty
thirteen, so maybe it's significantly better.

986
01:11:27.720 --> 01:11:31.119
But I just I just loved the
freedom of GJ four and how just chaotic

987
01:11:31.159 --> 01:11:36.720
it was because that shit was you
it just one back then? Yeah,

988
01:11:36.960 --> 01:11:45.199
and what did it? Was?
It? It did? But so Jesse

989
01:11:45.319 --> 01:11:48.279
Online came out, I think like
a month or two after, it was

990
01:11:48.680 --> 01:11:51.079
still like a little bit. It
was still a little It was a little

991
01:11:51.119 --> 01:11:56.359
after. Yeah I remember that,
but I know it was a little stuff

992
01:11:56.399 --> 01:11:59.439
in your family and your parents and
I was like, this is weird.

993
01:12:00.039 --> 01:12:00.840
I remember playing you know, this
is kind of not underdo. Then I

994
01:12:00.880 --> 01:12:04.159
played it again, like maybe in
twenty seventeen, I played it. I

995
01:12:04.159 --> 01:12:06.520
played it over covid, over covid. It's wild. It was a wild

996
01:12:06.560 --> 01:12:11.199
experience. It was like so much
because when I had the Gang Wars,

997
01:12:11.199 --> 01:12:14.680
so like people just hat like you
if you had an alien suit on for

998
01:12:15.720 --> 01:12:18.520
kidnap you and like beat your ass
and like leave you random places like tah,

999
01:12:19.199 --> 01:12:24.279
Like that's really fucking I'm kind of
yeah, I'm kind of bummed.

1000
01:12:24.520 --> 01:12:27.119
I'm kind of bummed that I missed
that, like because that I do love,

1001
01:12:27.239 --> 01:12:29.680
like Grandtha lit A four online is
like some of the most some of

1002
01:12:29.680 --> 01:12:32.159
the fondest online memories I think I've
ever had, like sincerely, like as

1003
01:12:34.199 --> 01:12:38.840
it's a little dudee running around New
York City and fucking random people up as

1004
01:12:38.880 --> 01:12:42.239
hilarious. It's it's it's funny.
So like I'm kind of I'm kind of

1005
01:12:42.279 --> 01:12:46.479
bummed that I let the initial kind
of lame wave of g t A five

1006
01:12:46.520 --> 01:12:48.760
Online kind of sour me because I
just never I never went back to it.

1007
01:12:48.800 --> 01:12:51.960
I feel like I missed that a
long the cool ship. But anyway,

1008
01:12:53.239 --> 01:12:56.840
it's that's definitely the mode that I
think of because I don't think without

1009
01:12:57.000 --> 01:12:59.479
without those memories of GT Online and
Breadth of the Four, I don't know

1010
01:12:59.479 --> 01:13:03.199
if I would have bought They're playing
and beating Grand the little five this like

1011
01:13:03.239 --> 01:13:06.239
this year, which I did,
by the way, I finally finished it.

1012
01:13:08.039 --> 01:13:11.640
Oh wow, kind of backless.
It's a long, very kind of

1013
01:13:11.680 --> 01:13:15.119
mad story story game. Very man. I disagreed to I thought it was

1014
01:13:15.119 --> 01:13:20.399
fucking SICKK five? Really did you
say four? Oh? I haven't played

1015
01:13:20.720 --> 01:13:25.119
five? Well, I haven't finished. I haven't finished. I'd beat five

1016
01:13:25.159 --> 01:13:27.159
when it first came out, and
I beat it again, like you may

1017
01:13:27.159 --> 01:13:30.840
be like, no, I beat
I just I just finished four. It's

1018
01:13:30.840 --> 01:13:34.119
so funny watching my achievements because it's
like my first achievement is like so,

1019
01:13:34.159 --> 01:13:35.920
I don't know, like two thousand
and eight or two thousand and nine or

1020
01:13:35.960 --> 01:13:42.000
something, and then like the last
one is twenty twenty four. It's so

1021
01:13:42.119 --> 01:13:46.159
crazy, it's insane. But anyway, what time is it? How much

1022
01:13:46.239 --> 01:13:48.560
time we got? We got?
We'll do one more question and then we'll

1023
01:13:48.600 --> 01:13:53.199
back out. You're drinking prime right
now. You're drinking prime. Man.

1024
01:13:53.239 --> 01:13:56.960
I didn't think you're gonna notice dance
you got logan Paul's cocking your fucking throat.

1025
01:13:57.119 --> 01:14:00.359
I didn't watch you, and I
didn't I was hoping me alla fu

1026
01:14:00.760 --> 01:14:03.319
get you look at you? Hey. I wanted a cheap, inexpensive,

1027
01:14:03.520 --> 01:14:09.479
non threatening energy drink because I'm having
stomach issues again and so I'm trying to

1028
01:14:09.560 --> 01:14:13.119
drink something I shouldn't be drinking energy
drinks at all, but I went hard

1029
01:14:13.159 --> 01:14:15.479
on the pain in the gym and
I need something. I need to fix

1030
01:14:15.560 --> 01:14:19.760
that. Just it's cocky, your
mouth, bro, it'sat Yeah, I'm

1031
01:14:19.760 --> 01:14:28.159
trying to get tweeted today, tweeted. I'll say that it has when you

1032
01:14:28.199 --> 01:14:30.760
say that, it has the energy
of like a four year old coming Look

1033
01:14:30.800 --> 01:14:38.640
what I drew. Literally, it's
a place where I dumped the stupidest ship,

1034
01:14:38.760 --> 01:14:43.560
my stupidest dude. That's what you
stopped. Wait, hold on,

1035
01:14:43.600 --> 01:14:45.680
you did not stop the show to
say that you tweeted that you did.

1036
01:14:45.840 --> 01:14:50.520
You did not. Just it's so
stupid, so beyond stupid. Repeat again,

1037
01:14:50.560 --> 01:14:54.279
repeat again. I want I want
everybody to hear hear what you what

1038
01:14:54.279 --> 01:14:57.840
you post on Twitter. I want
everybody to hear the masterpiece here. It's

1039
01:14:57.880 --> 01:15:02.600
really, it's really, it's not
special. You know you read it feels

1040
01:15:02.600 --> 01:15:05.640
a little a little more plump than
usual. You know, that's it,

1041
01:15:05.800 --> 01:15:10.439
you know, just asking you know, all right, you feel a little

1042
01:15:10.439 --> 01:15:13.119
plump sometimes you feel a little more
plump down there to you. You know,

1043
01:15:13.760 --> 01:15:16.119
yeah, maybe maybe it's a little
bit more blood and the little more,

1044
01:15:16.359 --> 01:15:20.319
little more hog than you had last
time. You know, I think

1045
01:15:20.319 --> 01:15:27.760
that's what I think. That is
so actually common. You got a little

1046
01:15:27.960 --> 01:15:31.279
got a little more, a little
more got a little more missed than p.

1047
01:15:31.520 --> 01:15:36.279
You know, miss thing p.
It's weird. It's weird to even

1048
01:15:36.359 --> 01:15:40.279
notice that sometimes, Like sometimes I'll
notice, I'm like, you're looking you're

1049
01:15:40.279 --> 01:15:45.199
looking thinner today, but a little
fact today, goddamn bro, A little

1050
01:15:45.319 --> 01:15:46.880
Sometimes I'm a little disappointed. I'm
like, hey, man, what's what's

1051
01:15:46.880 --> 01:15:49.880
going on? And then I get
scared because I'm getting older, and so

1052
01:15:49.920 --> 01:15:55.800
I'm like, is this just is
this? Is that? Yeah? This

1053
01:15:55.840 --> 01:16:00.680
is old pop on, like the
hardest core of horn to like kind of

1054
01:16:00.720 --> 01:16:01.880
get myself a little amped up,
you know, like just get a little

1055
01:16:02.079 --> 01:16:08.000
juiced up. But you're gonna start
taking rhino pills. Bro. Do they

1056
01:16:08.079 --> 01:16:11.960
have I guess they have boner pills
that are safe now? I don't.

1057
01:16:12.279 --> 01:16:15.119
I don't want safe ones. Yeah, yeah, you want those ones that

1058
01:16:15.159 --> 01:16:18.520
are gonna like damage your liver after
like two fucking pills. I want I

1059
01:16:18.560 --> 01:16:23.119
want the ones that like I'm like
I want the ones that, like,

1060
01:16:23.159 --> 01:16:26.760
you know, like in the fucking
cartoons where like the character takes it and

1061
01:16:26.800 --> 01:16:30.119
they're like, I gotta use this
one when I desperately need it. I

1062
01:16:30.119 --> 01:16:31.840
want those kind of ones. Dude. I don't have an excuse you,

1063
01:16:31.960 --> 01:16:34.640
because I can still do it whenever
I need to do it, but like

1064
01:16:34.680 --> 01:16:38.760
when I need to, it's gonna
be hilarious. All right, this is

1065
01:16:38.760 --> 01:16:42.560
a this is a good one.
Bunch a hole through Lily, Dude,

1066
01:16:41.720 --> 01:16:45.000
this is a good one. I
don't know about you, but my vote

1067
01:16:45.039 --> 01:16:53.079
goes to presidential candidate hilarious Rodham glitterists. I'm like, what if no mom,

1068
01:16:53.159 --> 01:16:56.880
no dad, and no sister.
Damn? Oh really really really really

1069
01:16:56.960 --> 01:17:04.079
hit shit man, Damn, it
is a good question. Trauma boys,

1070
01:17:05.520 --> 01:17:11.439
all right time, Welcome to Trauma
cast. I'm sad. When was the

1071
01:17:11.439 --> 01:17:15.479
first time you ever noticed that someone
you look up to is younger than you

1072
01:17:15.520 --> 01:17:18.399
are? Did it fuck with you? I remember finding out like nine years

1073
01:17:18.439 --> 01:17:23.000
ago that Joon Tron is two years
younger than I am, and I couldn't

1074
01:17:23.039 --> 01:17:27.760
decide whether I felt hopeful that I
could do that someday or more of a

1075
01:17:27.800 --> 01:17:33.399
mess than I already was. I
love this question because I've come I've come

1076
01:17:33.560 --> 01:17:40.800
close, I've come close to this
happening. I don't have any nothing at

1077
01:17:40.840 --> 01:17:44.079
all. Well, the thing that
I noticed specifically was like a lot of

1078
01:17:44.079 --> 01:17:46.800
the YouTube animators that I knew,
or a lot of the YouTube animators that

1079
01:17:46.840 --> 01:17:51.520
I was in high school watching,
were either in my exact age or like

1080
01:17:51.800 --> 01:17:55.680
just one year older. And that
kind of blew my mind. At the

1081
01:17:55.720 --> 01:17:58.960
time. I was like, what
the fuck there are people like my age

1082
01:17:59.199 --> 01:18:02.600
making shit that everybody in my lunch
room is consuming and like talking about.

1083
01:18:03.000 --> 01:18:09.600
That's when I'm fucking weird. When
I find out found out that Lyle was

1084
01:18:09.920 --> 01:18:15.800
genuinely only like two years older than
me, my jaw dropped. Yeah,

1085
01:18:15.880 --> 01:18:20.239
yeah, shocking, is really not
much older than me at all? Like

1086
01:18:20.600 --> 01:18:25.680
that is I think two years older
than me too? Zach, I mean,

1087
01:18:25.760 --> 01:18:27.680
Zach might be young. I don't
know, Zach might be younger.

1088
01:18:27.800 --> 01:18:32.840
I honestly Zach Zach the same.
Yeah, he might be a year older

1089
01:18:32.880 --> 01:18:35.560
than me. Yeah, I don't
know, and two years older than you.

1090
01:18:36.039 --> 01:18:40.720
That's what's that. But so that's
it's I've never had an experience for

1091
01:18:40.800 --> 01:18:45.239
somebody younger than me. I have
definitely I have who Joey Bad asks,

1092
01:18:45.239 --> 01:18:48.960
my fair rappers when you're younger than
me? Oh yeah, I don't know.

1093
01:18:48.520 --> 01:18:51.840
I would never. I would never
listen to the music of people who

1094
01:18:51.840 --> 01:18:55.159
are younger than me. Like,
here's no point, but it's wild.

1095
01:18:55.239 --> 01:18:58.399
It's wild. I'm thinking about it. He is, that's kind of crazy.

1096
01:18:58.560 --> 01:19:02.560
He's born in January. They have
nothing to say. Really, that's

1097
01:19:04.720 --> 01:19:09.920
I mean the closest. Okay,
okay, so the closest. Kendrick is

1098
01:19:10.239 --> 01:19:13.840
one year older than me, So
that's what. Like, he's thirty six,

1099
01:19:14.239 --> 01:19:18.600
and so that's like the closest I
get. I just looked on Wikipedia

1100
01:19:18.800 --> 01:19:25.560
because Jonathan Young is somebody who I
admired. You, I think he's younger.

1101
01:19:25.720 --> 01:19:28.600
And wait, how old has been
Young? John? Twenty eight?

1102
01:19:29.039 --> 01:19:31.600
I've had conflicting so I saw that
he was twenty eight. But then I'm

1103
01:19:31.640 --> 01:19:34.319
like, I looked it up just
to confirm, like where he was,

1104
01:19:34.359 --> 01:19:38.000
and I conflicting ages. I was
like, wait, what is he?

1105
01:19:38.479 --> 01:19:41.439
So I guess, Okay, he's
twenty eight, so that is pretty close

1106
01:19:41.479 --> 01:19:44.800
with him, he's twenty eight.
That he's a lot younger than me.

1107
01:19:44.960 --> 01:19:51.079
And and I will tell you that
ship. I get really upset when when

1108
01:19:51.159 --> 01:19:55.479
noone. That happens when I see
someone who's a lot younger than me and

1109
01:19:55.520 --> 01:20:00.159
they're like, so they're so beyond
it. But this happens. It just

1110
01:20:00.199 --> 01:20:01.680
happens to everybody. When do you
think about it. Most people are sports

1111
01:20:01.680 --> 01:20:06.279
fans. They grow up watching sports, and then at a certain point everybody

1112
01:20:06.439 --> 01:20:11.319
is younger than them because all the
other people aged out, they're all retired.

1113
01:20:11.680 --> 01:20:15.119
So I'm dealing with that right now. We're these these people that are

1114
01:20:15.119 --> 01:20:17.279
making millions of dollars. They're at
in the height of their career. They're

1115
01:20:17.279 --> 01:20:20.199
fucking like they're like thirty years old. They're like thirty two, And I'm

1116
01:20:20.239 --> 01:20:24.600
like, fuck, So I'm experiencing
what a lot of people experience. And

1117
01:20:24.680 --> 01:20:30.079
uh so it is weird though,
because looking up is usually you're young is

1118
01:20:30.119 --> 01:20:32.159
fuck looking up towards people that have
existed for a long time. So it's

1119
01:20:32.239 --> 01:20:34.479
rare when this happens. Yeah,
I can't. I can't look up to

1120
01:20:34.479 --> 01:20:36.880
people who are younger than me.
Though I can't do it, I can.

1121
01:20:38.079 --> 01:20:40.279
I can appreciate it. I can
admire it. I can be like,

1122
01:20:40.399 --> 01:20:42.319
hey, that's good, that's a
good talent. Man, that's that's

1123
01:20:42.359 --> 01:20:47.039
sick. Well, because I'm glad
you dropped your pacifier to do this really

1124
01:20:47.039 --> 01:20:50.800
cool, fucking, really cool thing. God bless. It's weird. You

1125
01:20:51.119 --> 01:20:58.720
have to be like a non family
is a musician family. They are musicians,

1126
01:20:58.880 --> 01:21:01.199
all right. I was literally just
I was literally just messing him.

1127
01:21:01.199 --> 01:21:05.359
I gotta I gotta be there all
musicians. He like, he is not

1128
01:21:05.399 --> 01:21:10.079
an abnormal, Like he may be
abn melody because of how far he's taken

1129
01:21:10.119 --> 01:21:12.760
it when it's tell that Nigga to
come back on the show, but he

1130
01:21:12.800 --> 01:21:15.359
wouldn't hit him up again. But
he's not like they all play instruments,

1131
01:21:15.520 --> 01:21:18.920
and has his instruments to piano,
which is insane. That's his instrument And

1132
01:21:18.960 --> 01:21:21.199
I'm like, like, that's your
COMMUNI when he's like, yeah, I'm

1133
01:21:21.199 --> 01:21:26.479
a I'm a pianist, it's fucking
weird. I mean everything, like the

1134
01:21:26.520 --> 01:21:30.279
most piano is the most versatile instrument. Now it's like it's the one that

1135
01:21:30.319 --> 01:21:32.479
teaches you that. It's just like, dude, you can play If you

1136
01:21:32.520 --> 01:21:36.279
can play piano, you can play
anything because just plug it into a program

1137
01:21:36.359 --> 01:21:41.640
and it just it just Yeah,
it's insane. Yeah, seeing his solo

1138
01:21:41.760 --> 01:21:44.680
is his key soul. You can
tell that that is his instrument of choice

1139
01:21:45.279 --> 01:21:47.680
because like, while like it's like
I would feel bad if, like,

1140
01:21:48.520 --> 01:21:51.880
you know, like for me,
it's like with my favorite medical Like everybody

1141
01:21:51.880 --> 01:21:54.760
in my family is in a medical
field for the most part, stuff and

1142
01:21:54.800 --> 01:21:58.840
my sister who eventually went back into
the medical field. But I'm just like

1143
01:21:59.199 --> 01:22:01.760
whatever, you know, like I
feel no, I will say, I

1144
01:22:01.760 --> 01:22:04.359
will say something similar to this.
It's not exactly the same thing, but

1145
01:22:04.399 --> 01:22:09.039
it's in the same vein I guess
is. There was a point, and

1146
01:22:09.079 --> 01:22:11.760
I remember this very vividly, there
was a point in my life where I

1147
01:22:11.800 --> 01:22:15.960
started to realize that porn stars could
be younger than me, and that was

1148
01:22:15.000 --> 01:22:18.399
disturbing that. I think it was
like twenty I think it was like twenty

1149
01:22:18.560 --> 01:22:21.039
twenty three or twenty four. By
the time I thought about it, I

1150
01:22:21.079 --> 01:22:29.680
was like, oh, m oh, huh, because when you're fifteen,

1151
01:22:29.720 --> 01:22:31.840
none of that, like you're not
thinking about that. Ass that's a world

1152
01:22:31.920 --> 01:22:35.399
away from you, the world away
from h mode. Yeah, that that

1153
01:22:35.479 --> 01:22:39.840
bothered the hell out of me.
I remember this one time I girded up

1154
01:22:39.880 --> 01:22:43.760
my whole intick computer completely discovered in
gert. I had to chisel it out

1155
01:22:43.920 --> 01:22:45.520
while I was too living out saw
the Age of a pornstar. I was

1156
01:22:45.560 --> 01:22:49.680
like, damn, dude, twenty
four. Fuck, I'm twenty four right

1157
01:22:49.680 --> 01:22:55.239
now too, felt really weird.
We're gonna be at the age soon where

1158
01:22:55.279 --> 01:22:59.960
the milk porns I used to watch
were definitely younger than us. That's weird.

1159
01:23:00.119 --> 01:23:05.399
The what is gonna be younger than
us? It's gonna be crazy.

1160
01:23:05.680 --> 01:23:10.239
We already I'm gonna turn thirty and
I'm thirty in three months, right,

1161
01:23:10.439 --> 01:23:13.319
Derek, you're thirty four, right, I'm thirty. I'm gonna be thirty

1162
01:23:13.359 --> 01:23:16.119
six in March. Give me thirty
six and then you're thirty now right,

1163
01:23:16.600 --> 01:23:19.199
Yeah, I just turned thirty in
like ten more years. Is gonna go

1164
01:23:19.239 --> 01:23:21.960
on part and I'm looking up.
I'm gonna look up mature. It's gonna

1165
01:23:23.000 --> 01:23:25.720
be the same age as me.
Bro, I'm gonna hit my h my,

1166
01:23:25.720 --> 01:23:30.960
my classic MILFs. I'm like,
damn thirty. What I'm gonna I'm

1167
01:23:30.960 --> 01:23:35.359
gonna sit down and be like,
damn, all right, I'm done with

1168
01:23:35.399 --> 01:23:40.279
this, that note on that.
Let's get the let's get the fuck out

1169
01:23:40.319 --> 01:23:45.399
of here. Yeah, life is
strange, Bro. I love that game.

1170
01:23:45.920 --> 01:23:48.680
No, I don't, No,
you don't pretend we played that game

1171
01:23:48.680 --> 01:23:54.560
together. I've never seen you insulted
game more viciously in my life. It

1172
01:23:54.640 --> 01:23:58.840
was for let that game live.
It was for content to be fair,

1173
01:23:58.920 --> 01:24:02.479
like, I mean, whatever,
you're having fun, you're you're sure you're

1174
01:24:02.560 --> 01:24:10.119
joking anyway, cant me the fuck
down? Hurry up? Three two one?

1175
01:24:14.359 --> 01:24:18.720
Wait, hold on, I didn't
have anything gonna start speaking. Sorry,

1176
01:24:19.199 --> 01:24:23.760
I had a I had this.
Did you guys get the video of

1177
01:24:23.760 --> 01:24:27.239
Goku that I sent you in the
chat? Yeah, where he's just like

1178
01:24:27.319 --> 01:24:31.159
talking ship. I love. I
love that video so much. Maybe I'll

1179
01:24:31.239 --> 01:24:35.079
kill you. Yeah, all right, fuck fuck bitch ass Patreon. This

1180
01:24:35.119 --> 01:24:41.319
website can suck my fucking balls and
my dick and cock. I love the

1181
01:24:41.479 --> 01:24:45.279
stammer. It's the stammer and the
excitement at the end that really gets me.

1182
01:24:45.319 --> 01:24:49.640
It's like, yeah, I'll kill
you, yeah, yeah. I

1183
01:24:49.760 --> 01:24:56.000
love the idea of go Goku being
like I'm gonna beat you to you too,

1184
01:24:56.079 --> 01:25:00.159
you can't walk, or maybe I'll
kill you yeah yeah. Like a

1185
01:25:00.279 --> 01:25:06.039
tone is fucking awesome. I love
anytime a character stammers. I'm completely in

1186
01:25:06.039 --> 01:25:11.159
for it. I agree. There's
I think you know what it is that

1187
01:25:11.319 --> 01:25:16.720
I I honestly think that's why Family
Guy got so popular really early because there

1188
01:25:16.800 --> 01:25:19.880
was a lot of that going on, like the authentic like capturing of like

1189
01:25:19.920 --> 01:25:25.439
stammering in normal human conversation. Like
there was a lot of that in early

1190
01:25:25.479 --> 01:25:28.199
Family I don't know if it's there
so much anymore, but it used to

1191
01:25:28.279 --> 01:25:30.640
be like that that that I love
that scene and like I can't rememberf it's

1192
01:25:30.640 --> 01:25:32.800
like one of the first three seasons
or not. It's definitely early where like,

1193
01:25:33.600 --> 01:25:38.159
what is it Peter and mister petersman
rob a train? Do you guys

1194
01:25:38.199 --> 01:25:42.119
remember that clip? Yeah? Really, And they're just having the like they

1195
01:25:42.159 --> 01:25:45.399
rob a train, but like they're
just like train robberies don't really don't really

1196
01:25:45.399 --> 01:25:48.239
happen anymore. It's like really an
old and and they're just kind of like

1197
01:25:48.319 --> 01:25:53.840
engaged in a really awkward small talk
with the fucking ticket guy and then they're

1198
01:25:53.840 --> 01:25:56.039
gonna like, oh, well we're
gonna we're gonna take your stapler and he's

1199
01:25:56.039 --> 01:25:58.560
like, well that's they're gonna dock
that for my pay if you take it,

1200
01:25:58.800 --> 01:26:02.399
like it's your really only hurting me, Like you're not. It's there's

1201
01:26:02.399 --> 01:26:05.520
I don't know, there's something I
love. I love that style of writing

1202
01:26:05.560 --> 01:26:09.880
a lot so smiling friends is quite
a bit of too, actually, Zach

1203
01:26:09.920 --> 01:26:15.800
show, I love it makes everything
better, dude, Yeah, fuck you,

1204
01:26:15.720 --> 01:26:18.840
gay system of a down be like
we're left with no Colm right in

1205
01:26:18.920 --> 01:26:24.039
the power bottom. The song is
bubbles. I like like people. People

1206
01:26:24.079 --> 01:26:28.319
are just the bubble. He didn't
even try anymore to this is. This

1207
01:26:28.359 --> 01:26:31.479
is the name of the song.
People are so sick of us not getting

1208
01:26:31.479 --> 01:26:33.319
it that they're just like, Okay, well, this is what I asked

1209
01:26:33.319 --> 01:26:36.439
you for months. By the way, for the parentheses, the song is

1210
01:26:36.479 --> 01:26:40.640
bubbles, I appreciate it. I
have not heard bubbles though, so I'm

1211
01:26:40.680 --> 01:26:44.600
I'm in the dark with this one. Not really much of a system of

1212
01:26:44.600 --> 01:26:45.880
a down person, honestly, Like
I've heard a little bit of it,

1213
01:26:45.880 --> 01:26:50.039
but I haven't actually dived in for
like Toxicity and Lost in Hollywood and Chop

1214
01:26:50.119 --> 01:26:56.159
Suey and the big Ones. But
of course I think I probably would have

1215
01:26:56.159 --> 01:27:00.399
listened to them a lot more if
I hadn't lived in Glendale or Bank for

1216
01:27:00.479 --> 01:27:03.720
as long as I have. Because
I hear the opinions of our media.

1217
01:27:05.439 --> 01:27:09.439
You know, I'm not saying I'm
not saying it's like I don't mean in

1218
01:27:09.520 --> 01:27:11.600
like a derogatory way. It's not
like racist. I'm just like, you

1219
01:27:11.600 --> 01:27:14.960
know, I've heard what you have
to say on masks like I don't.

1220
01:27:15.279 --> 01:27:21.000
I don't need it with like a
melody that's crazy, cuts off my nuh

1221
01:27:23.159 --> 01:27:32.520
uh a SpongeBob SquarePants more like blow
job gay pants, that's dumb. But

1222
01:27:32.520 --> 01:27:44.439
I also can't believe I've never heard
that before, bargains imprisoning me. All

1223
01:27:44.520 --> 01:27:50.319
that I see absolute savings, no
parentheses on this one. Is that what

1224
01:27:50.359 --> 01:28:02.119
that is? It's absolute savings,
absolutely gay at all. The next wave,

1225
01:28:03.079 --> 01:28:09.680
the premise is he's having PTSD for
such good sales, and the sales

1226
01:28:09.720 --> 01:28:15.000
are too good, we should that
should be a new honestly not a bad

1227
01:28:15.039 --> 01:28:18.439
idea taking song, you know,
because because that is something that actual commercials

1228
01:28:18.560 --> 01:28:23.319
do, like they will take the
patular songs and rewrite them to be about

1229
01:28:23.359 --> 01:28:30.159
like like I remember specifically Secret Agent
Man uh for Walmart. They had like

1230
01:28:30.159 --> 01:28:33.920
a commercial in like the late nineties, in nineteen ninety nine, maybe two

1231
01:28:33.920 --> 01:28:36.800
thousand and one at the latest,
where it was like that happy face going

1232
01:28:36.880 --> 01:28:43.439
around with like a Zoro mask slashing
the prices to the song s Agent Man.

1233
01:28:44.000 --> 01:28:47.039
But it was like I don't know
why this is stuck out to me.

1234
01:28:47.319 --> 01:28:50.079
Oh, because I thought it.
I remember because I got chastised by

1235
01:28:50.119 --> 01:28:53.880
my parents because I thought it said
secret Asian man, and they were like,

1236
01:28:53.960 --> 01:28:58.399
that's n as I did too.
I did too. Literally, Age

1237
01:28:58.760 --> 01:29:06.680
hold On had for years secret here
it is nineteen ninety nine. Well I

1238
01:29:06.960 --> 01:29:14.119
nailed it, Asian man. Yeah, my grandmother were so secret Asian and

1239
01:29:14.159 --> 01:29:17.359
it's just Keanu reeves so back in
my back in my younger years, back

1240
01:29:17.359 --> 01:29:20.880
when YE had a lot of Asian
friends, right, and my grandmother constantly

1241
01:29:20.920 --> 01:29:24.119
heard me make fun of my Agian
because we made fun of each Obviously these

1242
01:29:24.239 --> 01:29:26.640
kids did to make fun of each
other. Or my grandmother heard make fun

1243
01:29:26.680 --> 01:29:30.439
of my Asian friends so often she
thought I was probably becoming racist to Asians.

1244
01:29:31.000 --> 01:29:33.560
So every time I made a joke
like that, she would like,

1245
01:29:33.640 --> 01:29:38.000
fucking like call me. I was
like, stop, that's not funny.

1246
01:29:38.279 --> 01:29:42.760
Quit that, and she's like,
who talking about? What did his grandma

1247
01:29:42.840 --> 01:29:45.319
grandfather come back from nom and make
him not like Asian people? Like what

1248
01:29:45.399 --> 01:29:48.520
pushed him down this road? And
I was like, Grandma, it's I'm

1249
01:29:48.640 --> 01:29:53.520
just repeating silly things. I hear
like, it's nothing anything like that.

1250
01:29:53.600 --> 01:29:57.760
He's like, dude, seeing this, seeing this fucking commercial again, I

1251
01:29:57.800 --> 01:30:01.800
put it in the chat. I
can't fucking believe how how effective this thing

1252
01:30:01.880 --> 01:30:06.279
is that taking me back to that
time. It's fucking ridiculous. But uh

1253
01:30:06.359 --> 01:30:11.800
yeah, they changed it to seek
mister rollback Man, which is which sucks.

1254
01:30:12.479 --> 01:30:15.760
But like the idea is that he
was slashing all the prices and stuff.

1255
01:30:15.840 --> 01:30:19.439
I see, but but he's not
Zoro. He's doing the James bunch.

1256
01:30:20.840 --> 01:30:23.760
I was like the way you described
it, I was like, they

1257
01:30:23.800 --> 01:30:27.760
so they mashed up two things.
Yeah, I remember it. I think

1258
01:30:27.760 --> 01:30:33.319
it's just because I remember the sword
being I remember because I do remember him

1259
01:30:33.399 --> 01:30:39.000
having a rapier in one for sure. Yeah. Yeah, but do you

1260
01:30:39.039 --> 01:30:42.920
guys remember the there was like did
you guys ever want past the time?

1261
01:30:43.319 --> 01:30:45.039
But they used to play cartoons on
Channel five, like way back in the

1262
01:30:45.119 --> 01:30:51.920
day, like back maybe I don't
know, I remember watching cartoons that I've

1263
01:30:51.920 --> 01:30:56.279
talked to people about cartoons that nobody
remembers and it and it just it makes

1264
01:30:56.319 --> 01:31:00.199
me feel crazy. So I have
I've learned to stop talking about cartoons,

1265
01:31:01.000 --> 01:31:03.680
like talking about Dolphin and people telling
me it's not real, and I'm like,

1266
01:31:03.760 --> 01:31:06.239
well, talk about well, I'll
talk about stuff like hey, remember

1267
01:31:06.319 --> 01:31:14.399
Lloyd in Space or like or fucking
uh uh uh the the Jumanji cartoon,

1268
01:31:15.119 --> 01:31:17.319
and everybody would be like no,
and I'll be like, okay, sorry,

1269
01:31:17.439 --> 01:31:21.720
and then I'll apologize like earnestly because
I don't want to put that position

1270
01:31:21.880 --> 01:31:27.600
walk out the room anyway. The
point the point of bringing up secret Asian

1271
01:31:27.640 --> 01:31:30.840
man walmart in the fucking credits which
are apparently going to take six hours,

1272
01:31:31.520 --> 01:31:38.520
is uh we that's not a bad
like to make to like if we pick

1273
01:31:38.520 --> 01:31:43.159
a company, right like Epstein's Island. It's not a company, but like

1274
01:31:43.279 --> 01:31:45.560
let's say, for instance, that
it is, and then find a song

1275
01:31:45.600 --> 01:31:53.840
that we can like write like a
commercial version for like that could be kind

1276
01:31:53.840 --> 01:32:00.039
of that could be kind of fun
island. Yeah, yeah, you know

1277
01:32:00.319 --> 01:32:05.319
do you know Gola Gola Island the
theme song to that I I don't remember

1278
01:32:05.640 --> 01:32:15.920
raped together in Oh My God's anywhere. Let's go to Jeffrey Epstein's Island and

1279
01:32:15.960 --> 01:32:18.399
then there's that, uh and then
we'll have the announcer coming well, the

1280
01:32:19.000 --> 01:32:25.119
female announcer talk about like how like
tickets to Epstein's Island are free if for

1281
01:32:25.199 --> 01:32:35.399
everybody with six kids anyway. Anyway, Leon, Sam's big meaty stinks Andy

1282
01:32:35.439 --> 01:32:42.520
the man whose handies are stre and
Dandy names Son? What names son?

1283
01:32:42.920 --> 01:32:48.199
GOCKU not cock a rot? Okay, I don't know what I'm saying.

1284
01:32:49.920 --> 01:32:59.359
That's like gotk and not cock a
rock cock? Got yeah? Got cock?

1285
01:33:00.760 --> 01:33:04.920
Derek quick picture, Chris and Kingston
both gazing into your eyes while they

1286
01:33:04.960 --> 01:33:10.319
simultaneously corn cob your cock? What
is corn cob? What is that?

1287
01:33:11.319 --> 01:33:15.600
It's like people, you know how
people eat corn cobs in a very aggressive

1288
01:33:15.600 --> 01:33:23.199
manner. Sometimes it's like that.
That's crazy. Heke smoth, he smoke,

1289
01:33:23.319 --> 01:33:28.960
Heath smoker, homeless trans woman giving
y'all the f slur pass Hell yeah,

1290
01:33:29.079 --> 01:33:31.640
I mean it's too late. I
already said it right, So it's

1291
01:33:31.680 --> 01:33:35.800
it's too late. Just set it
and forget it, Set it and forget

1292
01:33:35.840 --> 01:33:46.159
it. Only sleeping with only a
shirt like squid word is peak. Yeah,

1293
01:33:46.199 --> 01:33:53.479
it's all at the space. It's
the silence that makes it okay.

1294
01:33:54.319 --> 01:33:57.520
Sleeping with only a shirt. Sleeping
with only a shirt like squidward is peak.

1295
01:33:58.239 --> 01:34:00.840
Jesse pink pickman, Uh Colin sleeps
like that, By the way,

1296
01:34:00.840 --> 01:34:04.600
I hate that. I I don't
I don't understand how it's like a cartoon

1297
01:34:04.680 --> 01:34:14.239
car he does that. Can you
imagine going to bed with a T shirt

1298
01:34:14.239 --> 01:34:17.199
and no underwear? Like sincerely,
like, that's so fucking animalist. He

1299
01:34:17.279 --> 01:34:21.760
wanted to poose it. It's crazy. That's disgusting. It's disgusting. It's

1300
01:34:21.760 --> 01:34:29.439
disgusting easy access. I don't get
it. Just no, there's immediately have

1301
01:34:29.520 --> 01:34:32.640
sex immediately. What am I supposed
to do? Oh my god, have

1302
01:34:32.680 --> 01:34:39.119
some fucking patience and resolve. He
wanted to poose it. That ship's hilarious,

1303
01:34:39.159 --> 01:34:43.279
bro, that is that's great.
I like that fucking crazy to me

1304
01:34:43.359 --> 01:34:45.079
to have some pants on and shirt
off, which is normal. He's like,

1305
01:34:45.159 --> 01:34:49.760
nah, funk that that. I
sleep in jeans and no shirt and

1306
01:34:49.840 --> 01:34:57.439
boots, like I sleep in just
my blazer. You know, it's really

1307
01:34:57.439 --> 01:35:05.319
crazy. It's so it's that's oh
my god, it's I've definitely fallen asleep

1308
01:35:05.600 --> 01:35:10.800
blazer once. I've definitely like laid
in bed and just passed out after a

1309
01:35:10.800 --> 01:35:15.520
wedding and just been like two man, Yeah, that's the first thing that's

1310
01:35:15.520 --> 01:35:19.079
coming off. Well, the thing
is, it's like I wake myself up

1311
01:35:19.279 --> 01:35:25.279
taking all of it off, like
straight up, like I'm I'm stumbling into

1312
01:35:25.319 --> 01:35:27.880
my room. And if I take
the energy to take my belt off,

1313
01:35:27.920 --> 01:35:31.800
take my take all that ship off, it's I'm I'm awake now, or

1314
01:35:31.920 --> 01:35:34.279
more awake than I would be.
And then it's so it's like, you

1315
01:35:34.319 --> 01:35:38.000
know what, I'm just just gonna
pass out. This is I'm not gonna

1316
01:35:38.000 --> 01:35:42.319
make a habit of this, but
for tonight or it's the exception Rise against

1317
01:35:42.319 --> 01:35:44.760
re education to the sound of a
black eye panting away, to the rhythm

1318
01:35:44.840 --> 01:35:49.000
of the thrusting deep inside may homeless
transferm whose resolution is to fuck Alexander and

1319
01:35:49.039 --> 01:35:54.560
the horse eating Philadelphians. Oh yeah, that's right. I forgot about that.

1320
01:35:54.560 --> 01:35:58.640
We talked about how people horses.
Yeah, I just saw that Chunnel

1321
01:35:58.640 --> 01:36:04.720
five documentary about that. Oh yeah, but the uh, the zombie zombie

1322
01:36:04.800 --> 01:36:11.560
land that's Kensington, Kensington, phil
Kensington, Pennsylvania, fucking insane. It's

1323
01:36:11.680 --> 01:36:15.840
it's ridiculous. There are people scraping
on the ways, face off. Yeah,

1324
01:36:15.920 --> 01:36:20.239
they're all on tranks. Literally their
flesh is rotting. It's crazy.

1325
01:36:20.359 --> 01:36:25.439
It's it is. It's literally a
zombie apocalypse in Philadelphia. This is what

1326
01:36:25.479 --> 01:36:29.960
I'm talking about, Like, man, Philadelphia is what people think so many

1327
01:36:29.960 --> 01:36:34.079
places are what people think New York
is and Philadelphia and Boston are those places.

1328
01:36:35.479 --> 01:36:43.159
Like it is crazy, how standoffish. Everybody in Boston is like to

1329
01:36:43.239 --> 01:36:48.720
an unreasonable degree, like unreasonably like
mean, like for no reason. They're

1330
01:36:48.720 --> 01:36:53.800
really proud of being called massholes.
I think that's the problem. Yeah,

1331
01:36:53.840 --> 01:36:56.560
somebody gave them that name, and
they're like, yeah, like, let's

1332
01:36:56.600 --> 01:37:01.840
embrace them at a nine to eleven
also kind of even though it was only

1333
01:37:01.880 --> 01:37:06.199
like a fraction is bad. But
we'll talk about it a lot. We'll

1334
01:37:06.239 --> 01:37:10.880
talk about it so much. That's
so fucking rude. But I'm I'm with

1335
01:37:10.960 --> 01:37:15.119
it. Oh, big deal,
big deal, your marathon got bombed,

1336
01:37:15.039 --> 01:37:19.720
big fucking pressure cooker or some ship
by a pressure cooker, by a pressure

1337
01:37:19.760 --> 01:37:25.760
cooker, some fucking like what was
it, some guys from like Chechnia or

1338
01:37:25.800 --> 01:37:30.640
wherever the fun they were from,
I don't remember, get by a pressure

1339
01:37:30.680 --> 01:37:33.720
cooker. That's like somebody microwaving the
Statue of Liberty into the ocean. That's

1340
01:37:33.760 --> 01:37:36.800
fucking embarrassing. Oh, we put
a fork in a microwave and put it

1341
01:37:36.800 --> 01:37:44.079
in the Statue of Liberty and now
now it's a Now it's gone that's just

1342
01:37:44.640 --> 01:37:47.560
that's wild. I love, I
love how horrible you guys are in Philly.

1343
01:37:47.600 --> 01:37:53.279
I think Philly's so fine. Have
you lived there? I've never lived

1344
01:37:53.279 --> 01:37:57.760
there, Now that's the problem.
Yeah there, everywhere's fine to live there.

1345
01:37:58.079 --> 01:38:00.880
Everyone's fine until you live there.
San Francisco's great until you live there,

1346
01:38:00.880 --> 01:38:04.800
and then your car is always broken
into every It is wild. It

1347
01:38:04.920 --> 01:38:09.479
is crazy how often people's cars are
broken into in San Francisco, Like,

1348
01:38:09.640 --> 01:38:15.560
sincerely, it makes you there?
Are you people leave their doors open,

1349
01:38:15.760 --> 01:38:23.000
like open like a jar, just
to prevent people from busting their windows.

1350
01:38:24.319 --> 01:38:27.560
It's outrageous. It makes sense,
that makes that's such a making sense thing

1351
01:38:27.600 --> 01:38:29.439
on people like you feel. But
I'm like, well, like, how

1352
01:38:29.479 --> 01:38:33.399
many fucking homeless people are there,
dude? I mean that there's a lot

1353
01:38:33.439 --> 01:38:36.399
of homeless people kind of everywhere.
It's still not there's a lot of homeless

1354
01:38:36.399 --> 01:38:40.880
people in LA and I still just
still wouldn't expect my cart. It's crazy.

1355
01:38:41.039 --> 01:38:44.319
It's it's worse there. It is
actually worse there than his here.

1356
01:38:45.039 --> 01:38:46.880
Well yeah, I know, but
like it's still kind of like, it's

1357
01:38:46.920 --> 01:38:51.680
not homeless people breaking into cars,
though I would assume it a good portion

1358
01:38:51.760 --> 01:38:57.399
of them are No, it's just
people stealing. It's not homeless people not

1359
01:38:57.359 --> 01:39:00.279
that also homes you on fucking thieves, you know, yeah, would be

1360
01:39:00.359 --> 01:39:04.000
like, listen to our audience,
it's all homeless. I am. I'm

1361
01:39:04.000 --> 01:39:10.439
a thief. I'm Derek the homeless
Thief. I will steal your come.

1362
01:39:11.640 --> 01:39:14.960
Do you think I got all this
equipment? I got this, this seat,

1363
01:39:15.119 --> 01:39:18.760
there's there's microphone. I will steal
your sperm out your nutsack. Don't

1364
01:39:18.960 --> 01:39:24.960
fuck with me, bro, How
would how would you do it? Would

1365
01:39:24.960 --> 01:39:27.720
you do it with like a capris
on straw, you'd like I would do

1366
01:39:27.720 --> 01:39:32.479
it with a knife and a a
broken straw, a knife and a broken

1367
01:39:32.479 --> 01:39:36.039
straw, But I would get it. I was just gonna be curious and

1368
01:39:36.119 --> 01:39:41.840
beat it out of them. Jesus
Christ many where you just beat it out

1369
01:39:41.840 --> 01:39:45.079
of them and then then you siphon
it that one blood born death screen.

1370
01:39:46.319 --> 01:39:53.000
Bitch where you where? Bitch?
Where you when I had this cock in

1371
01:39:53.319 --> 01:39:58.279
King Kuma, I don't know.
You are tuned into ninety seven ninety eight

1372
01:39:58.319 --> 01:40:01.439
point seven w R R I P
with Negro in this big mariachi music with

1373
01:40:01.560 --> 01:40:06.079
fog horns. I want some cock
sludge. I love to swallow man splooge.

1374
01:40:06.119 --> 01:40:11.079
I really love to make this dick
cry so tonight. I'm sucking this

1375
01:40:11.079 --> 01:40:15.319
this guy's ball sack by Cman m
uh The Star Tank is my favorite Marxist

1376
01:40:15.399 --> 01:40:20.800
podcast. Very cool, Yeah,
very cool? Uh fuck it? Carry

1377
01:40:20.840 --> 01:40:24.720
on with the Britton slander. Shit
sucks here. Listening to Sweeny makes me

1378
01:40:24.720 --> 01:40:26.960
consider racism. Sweeney, thank you
for being the voice of reason. Chris

1379
01:40:27.000 --> 01:40:32.000
should kill himself baller of the first
sin iron deficiency man spums, I mean,

1380
01:40:32.359 --> 01:40:34.159
I mean somebody said no, mom, no, Dad, no sister

1381
01:40:34.439 --> 01:40:38.199
earlier, so like I don't,
I don't know. It's pretty cool that

1382
01:40:38.239 --> 01:40:42.960
anything would surprise you at this point, is crazy, spum spum befutters.

1383
01:40:43.439 --> 01:40:47.720
What the fuck? Uh? Sweeney
is just start? I just started watching

1384
01:40:47.760 --> 01:40:53.199
one piece. When will my skin
turn black? Also come to Sweden,

1385
01:40:53.239 --> 01:40:58.159
we've discovered mule near that would that's
a lot to handle, Like if that

1386
01:40:58.279 --> 01:41:00.159
was in the news that like Mulenir
was found. Like there's a hammer.

1387
01:41:00.640 --> 01:41:03.439
No one can pick it up.
It's not even heavy, no one can

1388
01:41:03.479 --> 01:41:08.840
pick it up. I'm sure it's
just a kid, like the fucking aliens.

1389
01:41:08.960 --> 01:41:11.760
I'm sure it's just a kick like
aliens, Like what if it's not.

1390
01:41:11.960 --> 01:41:14.520
What if it's like not though,
Like that's the thing, Like things

1391
01:41:14.520 --> 01:41:18.119
like that are funny until it's like
went away so fast, it's it's wild.

1392
01:41:18.199 --> 01:41:24.119
Like people just all we all forgot
about the Mexican aliens. Instantly,

1393
01:41:26.359 --> 01:41:30.680
we knew they were fake. It
makes me look like anything else, man,

1394
01:41:30.760 --> 01:41:33.319
make them look like anything else.
Make them look like an offshoot of

1395
01:41:33.399 --> 01:41:39.479
squid or something like raise, come
on, you do make them look like

1396
01:41:39.479 --> 01:41:43.640
squids with pussies on their fucking body. But also that sounds kind of cool.

1397
01:41:43.640 --> 01:41:45.920
But ew yeah, because then all
of a sudden, now we're intrigued,

1398
01:41:46.199 --> 01:41:48.279
we're gonna talk about it, We're
gonna try to break it to the

1399
01:41:48.279 --> 01:41:56.119
facility and fuck them. That is
kind of do you remember? I say,

1400
01:41:56.159 --> 01:42:00.680
it is kind of wild that the
universal consensus to like the agreed upon

1401
01:42:01.039 --> 01:42:06.239
joke that everybody had about Area fifty
one was that yeah, we're gonna,

1402
01:42:06.800 --> 01:42:13.079
yeah, we're gonna break in there
and rape them like that was like that

1403
01:42:13.199 --> 01:42:15.920
was just the that was just crazy, Like if you really think about that,

1404
01:42:17.000 --> 01:42:24.119
crazier would you say that that is
true? If you No one sat

1405
01:42:24.159 --> 01:42:27.720
down and said that, but that
is what that is what the joke was

1406
01:42:28.000 --> 01:42:30.239
that like, yeah, we're gonna
go into the facility. Like imagine,

1407
01:42:30.920 --> 01:42:35.439
imagine if you were observing ants,
right, if you were observing ants,

1408
01:42:35.479 --> 01:42:40.159
like you somehow got like a little
drone, like an ant sized drone to

1409
01:42:40.199 --> 01:42:43.760
go down into like an ant colony
or whatever, and you went into a

1410
01:42:43.800 --> 01:42:47.520
boardroom and then you saw a bunch
of people being like, we're gonna fuck

1411
01:42:47.680 --> 01:42:54.479
that. We're gonna fuck the people
against their will when we find them,

1412
01:42:54.560 --> 01:42:59.199
you'd be a little perturbed. I
think, maybe just a little. Maybe

1413
01:42:59.199 --> 01:43:08.079
it's a little anyway, jolly old
dipshit. Could you nut in the can

1414
01:43:08.119 --> 01:43:10.960
you? Could you nut in the
vacuum of space? Or would it freeze

1415
01:43:11.000 --> 01:43:15.720
in your urethra mm? What would
what would happen to come in space?

1416
01:43:16.800 --> 01:43:26.039
I'm sure because like I keep hearing
conflicting information about what space does to people,

1417
01:43:26.399 --> 01:43:29.359
Like I heard a long time ago
that the conception that you would boil

1418
01:43:29.640 --> 01:43:32.359
was wrong. The conception that you
would freeze instantaneously was also wrong. So

1419
01:43:33.000 --> 01:43:39.520
I don't I'm not going to pretend
like the freezing one was the accurate one.

1420
01:43:39.520 --> 01:43:42.000
There used to be one. People
say your head would explode. I

1421
01:43:42.039 --> 01:43:46.279
know that's not real. There's but
apparently you don't instantly freeze. I think

1422
01:43:48.079 --> 01:43:51.640
I don't know, but like I'm
just saying, like I've heard like actual

1423
01:43:51.680 --> 01:43:56.359
like scientists talk about, like how
there's like really drastic misconceptions about what space.

1424
01:43:56.640 --> 01:43:59.880
You are not going to survive at
all, and you won't live for

1425
01:44:00.239 --> 01:44:02.039
very for like even a proud probably
a fraction of a second. But what

1426
01:44:02.119 --> 01:44:05.039
happens to you, our idea of
what happens to you is very not what

1427
01:44:05.079 --> 01:44:08.640
we think it is. But then
I just couldn't remember what the fuck it

1428
01:44:08.840 --> 01:44:15.239
was. It's a place, it's
a place that's below freezing temperature to an

1429
01:44:15.239 --> 01:44:21.680
extreme degree, and it's no,
it's no atmosphere. Your head blows up,

1430
01:44:23.439 --> 01:44:29.279
your your organs fail, they explode
or I think something your organs,

1431
01:44:29.560 --> 01:44:32.880
But it's something like you freeze so
much, you freeze to the point where

1432
01:44:32.880 --> 01:44:36.520
you're basically boiling or something. I
don't know. I don't know. Look,

1433
01:44:36.720 --> 01:44:42.640
fucking I don't know. I've never
been in space. Yeah, why

1434
01:44:42.680 --> 01:44:46.479
don't we just put them? Why
don't we just put somebody who Look,

1435
01:44:47.279 --> 01:44:55.880
Look, Okay, I'm gonna say
something. I understand that I understand that

1436
01:44:55.920 --> 01:45:04.640
this is unethical, but we are
we are very curious people. We want

1437
01:45:04.640 --> 01:45:12.239
to know what things do. Yes, I've always kind of wanted to see

1438
01:45:12.239 --> 01:45:15.840
somebody fall into a woodchipper, to
be completely honest with you, like just

1439
01:45:15.840 --> 01:45:18.239
just just for the shear, just
for the because I'm so curious about how

1440
01:45:18.359 --> 01:45:24.680
quickly, like what like how quickly? And space is one of those where

1441
01:45:24.680 --> 01:45:27.520
like I just want to know what
happens to a huge like a real human

1442
01:45:27.520 --> 01:45:30.840
body in space. Can't we just
find like a pedophile or something and just

1443
01:45:30.920 --> 01:45:35.960
record it just so we know,
Like I don't like this theoretical ship that

1444
01:45:36.000 --> 01:45:39.880
we're doing, you know, like
where where we just have to like assume

1445
01:45:39.920 --> 01:45:44.840
what happens because you know they've done
it to chimps already, right, No,

1446
01:45:44.960 --> 01:45:48.039
they see it. Yeah, see
if they have the footage of it,

1447
01:45:48.319 --> 01:45:53.640
you know they do they Oh yeah, of course they do. They

1448
01:45:53.680 --> 01:45:58.600
have footages. They have footages of
monkeys experiments, just like there's footage of

1449
01:45:58.640 --> 01:46:02.479
experiments that they test on animals on
planet Earth. For sure, when they've

1450
01:46:02.800 --> 01:46:09.279
when they've blasted dogs and apes and
stuff into into orbit, they definitely recorded

1451
01:46:09.279 --> 01:46:12.640
it to see what happens. But
then they would absolutely be crucified if it

1452
01:46:12.680 --> 01:46:15.680
ever leaked out, So they probably
after they conduct the experiments, they probably

1453
01:46:15.760 --> 01:46:21.720
kill the people to make sure that
they doesn't leak out. That's crazy,

1454
01:46:23.560 --> 01:46:27.520
but for sure, Like why wouldn't
they Why wouldn't they record their findings?

1455
01:46:29.079 --> 01:46:31.479
I don't know. I just think
it's people really die in space, Like

1456
01:46:31.479 --> 01:46:34.239
has anyone tried? I really thought
that for a while, Like how do

1457
01:46:34.279 --> 01:46:39.359
we know people die in space?
I really believe that for a little while,

1458
01:46:39.640 --> 01:46:43.920
you know what, because they saw
them, they saw I'm like,

1459
01:46:44.000 --> 01:46:47.279
wow, I do love I do
love the people who believe like the moon

1460
01:46:47.359 --> 01:46:50.800
landing is fake. I love those
people. Those are my favorite people.

1461
01:46:50.800 --> 01:46:55.720
I think. Anyway, let's move
on. I don't think it's fake.

1462
01:46:55.760 --> 01:46:57.199
But like, if it was fake, I'd be like, all right,

1463
01:46:57.199 --> 01:47:00.960
cool, that's right. I thought
it. I don't know. I didn't

1464
01:47:00.000 --> 01:47:02.079
have a dog in that fight.
For a long time, I thought like,

1465
01:47:02.279 --> 01:47:04.399
if it's fake, like whatever,
I could believe that we I could

1466
01:47:04.439 --> 01:47:08.279
believe that we would want to do
something like that. But then like,

1467
01:47:08.920 --> 01:47:10.960
I don't know, there's just too
much about the foot Like there's so much

1468
01:47:11.000 --> 01:47:15.800
about the footage that would be harder
to fake around that time, like even

1469
01:47:15.840 --> 01:47:19.239
just the way that the dust reacts
to to like how they're moving around like

1470
01:47:19.279 --> 01:47:25.840
it just it would It makes no
sense. It could. It definitely seems

1471
01:47:25.880 --> 01:47:29.439
to be real. That's why I
stand by it's real. The big thing,

1472
01:47:29.439 --> 01:47:30.439
it's like, oh, why haven't
we gone back? It's because there's

1473
01:47:30.439 --> 01:47:35.000
nothing there. It's a fucking moon. Like we've seen we've won money issue.

1474
01:47:35.279 --> 01:47:39.000
It's like, oh, we're gonna
spend six billion dollars to go to

1475
01:47:39.000 --> 01:47:43.119
the fucking moon again so we can
get more nothing like, there's nothing up

1476
01:47:43.159 --> 01:47:45.279
there. So I think India went
back way because India was like, hey,

1477
01:47:45.279 --> 01:47:47.840
we finally have some money. And
then they they're like, we're gonna

1478
01:47:47.840 --> 01:47:49.760
go on the Dark Side of the
Moon or something, the Dark Side of

1479
01:47:49.760 --> 01:47:51.960
the Moon or some ship like that. And I'm like, that's cool,

1480
01:47:53.000 --> 01:47:57.119
but you know, you're disating a
shipload of money to feed your population.

1481
01:47:57.760 --> 01:48:00.199
You know, it's crazy. I
think something just do that. I just

1482
01:48:00.239 --> 01:48:08.159
thought something wild. It's wild because
of like how poor India is on average,

1483
01:48:08.319 --> 01:48:12.800
and they're like, now, how
long how long do you have to

1484
01:48:12.840 --> 01:48:15.399
work at a call center before you've
saved enough money to go to the moon.

1485
01:48:17.640 --> 01:48:26.920
That's crazy. Given sometimes like just
do it. Do it? The

1486
01:48:27.359 --> 01:48:32.000
what's your real name. It's not
Paul, tell me your name. Don't

1487
01:48:32.000 --> 01:48:42.039
disrespect me, you that bro.
I mean, it just shows how Americans

1488
01:48:42.079 --> 01:48:45.359
are because it's like the fact that
they have to do that at all whorts

1489
01:48:45.399 --> 01:48:48.800
like nigga, I know you're outsourced. I know this. I'm fine with

1490
01:48:48.840 --> 01:48:59.079
your nameshi or whatever. It's a
it's a listen people, some people freaking

1491
01:49:04.159 --> 01:49:11.800
your name is it is me John
Williamson. And you're like, no,

1492
01:49:13.000 --> 01:49:18.560
dude, it's okay, it's okay. In the tam yeah, please tell

1493
01:49:18.560 --> 01:49:25.399
me you really works with a bunch
of anyone. I'm good works with a

1494
01:49:25.439 --> 01:49:27.640
bunch of them, right, Like
my girlfriend does. She does obviously does

1495
01:49:27.640 --> 01:49:30.399
tech work, but she works with
a bunch of people from India and they

1496
01:49:30.439 --> 01:49:32.199
all just give their real names.
They're like, oh, yeah, my

1497
01:49:32.279 --> 01:49:42.359
name is my name is like Lily
or likes my name is Lily. I

1498
01:49:42.439 --> 01:49:47.560
have I have a degree. But
it doesn't matter anymore for her. It

1499
01:49:47.600 --> 01:49:50.920
does for us, It wouldn't for
her, it doesn't she has the job

1500
01:49:50.920 --> 01:49:55.079
already. It doesn't matter, like
if you know, yeah, yes,

1501
01:49:56.279 --> 01:49:58.800
I have a degree, but it
doesn't really matter because I'm already working.

1502
01:49:59.119 --> 01:50:00.399
It was it was a way some
time for me to spend all that money

1503
01:50:00.399 --> 01:50:08.800
on nothing, but uh, I'm
dating. I'm dating a piece of shipmen,

1504
01:50:10.720 --> 01:50:13.279
love, live, laugh, love, bro. I'm not upset about

1505
01:50:13.319 --> 01:50:20.800
it, Lily, a piece of
ship. I love. Impersonating. My

1506
01:50:20.920 --> 01:50:27.199
favorite thing is impersonating women is so
fun because like we just we can't so

1507
01:50:27.319 --> 01:50:30.800
like we just default to like,
have you heard my this is gonna This

1508
01:50:30.880 --> 01:50:34.520
is not going to be fun for
anybody listening because it's it relates to just

1509
01:50:34.560 --> 01:50:36.520
somebody that me and Kingston. No, but you have you ever heard my

1510
01:50:36.560 --> 01:50:42.640
impression of Alex kingson which Alex are
Alex are our friend, our girl,

1511
01:50:42.680 --> 01:50:44.880
Alex our friend, our friend.
Yeah, what is it? Let's hear

1512
01:50:44.920 --> 01:50:47.960
it. Let's hear how rude it
is impressive of its Like, hey,

1513
01:50:48.000 --> 01:50:51.840
it's me Alex, and I did
that for her dad. I did that

1514
01:50:51.880 --> 01:50:55.359
in front of her dad, and
her dad's like, that's so accurate,

1515
01:50:55.399 --> 01:51:00.359
man, that's so fucking accurate.
That is not how she sounds at all.

1516
01:51:00.399 --> 01:51:03.359
It's funny that you do that,
though, because I essentially, whenever

1517
01:51:03.399 --> 01:51:06.960
I'm doing an impression of a woman, it turns out a March Simpson I

1518
01:51:08.079 --> 01:51:13.359
sent you, Yeah what I do? Hey, it's me Joe Joe,

1519
01:51:13.760 --> 01:51:15.800
I always do. That's like,
yeah, that's how I sound. Yeah,

1520
01:51:16.000 --> 01:51:23.439
it's me Lily, my I can't, we gotta, this is gonna

1521
01:51:23.479 --> 01:51:29.640
be with We can't let that happen. How sounds that it is exactly how

1522
01:51:29.680 --> 01:51:34.239
Lily sounds. It is exactly it
is. I've heard Lily say all of

1523
01:51:34.279 --> 01:51:38.800
these things verbatim at least seven times
in the last week, and I haven't

1524
01:51:38.800 --> 01:51:42.560
even seen her this week. I'm
ruining the upholstery of a four to f

1525
01:51:42.600 --> 01:51:48.399
one fifty with the boys becoming homeless
to support the homies. Cypergraph gay Peter

1526
01:51:48.520 --> 01:51:55.840
be like, I'm gonna put some
dick in your mouth. That's crazy crazy,

1527
01:51:57.159 --> 01:52:00.119
that is evasive. Brude Melmo found
at in New York City apartment,

1528
01:52:00.159 --> 01:52:05.159
getting loud in the clubs, smoking
meth in the McDonald's play space. Damn

1529
01:52:05.720 --> 01:52:14.319
damn oh greens and tidy tables,
and welcome back to Snart Tank, a

1530
01:52:14.439 --> 01:52:16.920
gay racist podcast. This is episode
three hundred. My name is Carl Moriarty

1531
01:52:16.920 --> 01:52:23.239
and I'm gay. Whoa nice nice
rideing? Uh? Andy? Why you

1532
01:52:23.319 --> 01:52:27.119
so gay? So Andy? Why
you so gay? Are you homo?

1533
01:52:27.399 --> 01:52:31.560
Andy? Have you been dicked down? You've been dick you Andy? Why

1534
01:52:31.760 --> 01:52:34.920
okay, I see Andy? Why
you so gay? Yes, it's smooth,

1535
01:52:34.960 --> 01:52:39.520
so Andy? Why you so gay? Are you homo? Andy?

1536
01:52:39.720 --> 01:52:46.000
You've been dicked down, You've been
fucked in your smooth booty hole. I

1537
01:52:46.119 --> 01:52:49.399
do like I do like smooth booty
hole as a as a as a replacement

1538
01:52:50.960 --> 01:52:56.119
sweety superpowers, being constantly wrong.
Back to tank of com, Caucasian container

1539
01:52:56.119 --> 01:52:59.399
and the crackle bell for gays,
Donald Trump burping on Dom's clip fight me,

1540
01:52:59.520 --> 01:53:02.079
Greg Mill for what you have done
to my boo? Do Christian girls

1541
01:53:02.119 --> 01:53:05.520
squirt holy water? King Kong's ding
Dong rode in. All I want to

1542
01:53:05.520 --> 01:53:09.239
do is bust inside a guy or
two. I'll fuck them and then I'll

1543
01:53:09.239 --> 01:53:15.279
fuck you. Thank God we're gay
parenthesies. No rain uh she pipkin on

1544
01:53:15.319 --> 01:53:20.800
my pippa possum is gay and homeless. F slur on the roof be like

1545
01:53:20.960 --> 01:53:29.359
if I was a gay man.
Yeah, yeah, but F slur on

1546
01:53:29.439 --> 01:53:32.920
the roof. That's such an insane
thing here. You know what's crazy is

1547
01:53:32.920 --> 01:53:38.920
that that is such an insane thing. It works better if you say f

1548
01:53:39.000 --> 01:53:43.520
slur and not and not the actual
slur and actually, yeah it should be.

1549
01:53:44.880 --> 01:53:48.920
How about the inward with an ellen
there on the roof. If I

1550
01:53:48.960 --> 01:53:56.359
was a gay, that is such
a great that's there's nothing better than that.

1551
01:53:56.399 --> 01:53:59.119
And n word with the ellen.
It is such a good sounding word,

1552
01:53:59.159 --> 01:54:01.119
dude, it is is It's terrible. It's like, damn, I

1553
01:54:01.159 --> 01:54:04.920
can never really use this word,
but it sounds so funny going nigger.

1554
01:54:08.199 --> 01:54:10.520
Yeah, yeah, Chris, yeah, Chris, exactly, that exactly,

1555
01:54:12.000 --> 01:54:15.920
and lure on the roof, Hey, get down there, nigga, what

1556
01:54:15.960 --> 01:54:19.000
you doing? Hey, we do
do up there? Buddy's da up there?

1557
01:54:19.039 --> 01:54:25.920
Do get down, get down there. Black. I love the idea.

1558
01:54:25.960 --> 01:54:28.439
I really do love the idea of
buying the video game Black because you

1559
01:54:28.439 --> 01:54:30.439
saw it and you're like yeah.
I was like, yeah, well,

1560
01:54:30.520 --> 01:54:38.880
yeah, of course I gotta get
that form. That is so crazy.

1561
01:54:39.279 --> 01:54:43.000
I was and the and the and
the clerk was like, oh, you're

1562
01:54:43.000 --> 01:54:49.479
here to buy Black, right,
And I directed right to it. Broye.

1563
01:54:49.760 --> 01:54:55.199
He took the money out of my
pocket and then you walked and he

1564
01:54:55.399 --> 01:54:59.399
walked past the game stop. He
was like, wait, went out there,

1565
01:54:59.399 --> 01:55:06.640
grabbed Remember I remember when I walked
in. I remember I walked into

1566
01:55:06.680 --> 01:55:10.840
a game stop looking at Puerto Rican
as possible, and I was like,

1567
01:55:10.840 --> 01:55:12.640
Hey, I'm here to buy grand
theft thoughto and he's like, I actually

1568
01:55:12.640 --> 01:55:23.840
think you're just here for theft obviously, it's just how theft do you want?

1569
01:55:23.880 --> 01:55:27.439
Idiot? How many copies it?
Yeah? You must be here for

1570
01:55:27.560 --> 01:55:32.680
theft three or something? Uh mean
wild? It was just called theft,

1571
01:55:34.680 --> 01:55:41.279
average clit energy. What starts with
my hell cat is pushed to start and

1572
01:55:41.399 --> 01:55:45.920
ends with her just the hard r
star coffee. Yo, I can work

1573
01:55:45.960 --> 01:55:49.119
on gangst the Quest? Yo?
Can I work on gangst the Quest?

1574
01:55:49.640 --> 01:55:54.720
Derek? Some guy I remember some
guy I wrote and thought it was Edward

1575
01:55:54.760 --> 01:56:01.199
quest Derek. Check out checkout Speed
of Light. Uh petition to turn Starlight's

1576
01:56:01.279 --> 01:56:06.800
actor actors face back to normal?
Yeah that's yeah, Yeah, yeah that

1577
01:56:06.640 --> 01:56:11.680
is that's some That a thing is
really fucking tragic. Wait what was that?

1578
01:56:11.680 --> 01:56:15.199
That was so Aaron? Aaron Moriarty? I think, right is her

1579
01:56:15.279 --> 01:56:23.680
name? I think the actress,
the actress who plays oh my god,

1580
01:56:23.920 --> 01:56:29.760
uh star Starlight in Uh the boys
got like buckle, fat, rouble and

1581
01:56:29.920 --> 01:56:33.119
ship. Yeah, just all sorts
of stuff. And how old is she?

1582
01:56:33.159 --> 01:56:36.439
How old is she? Yeah?
She was weird. She looks like

1583
01:56:36.439 --> 01:56:40.399
an alien. Now she looks like
a fucking alien, like like like it's

1584
01:56:40.479 --> 01:56:44.479
so that alien sad. She's twenty
nine, she's younger than me, dude,

1585
01:56:44.520 --> 01:56:48.319
and she I can't believe she's what
happened. She was she was such

1586
01:56:48.319 --> 01:56:55.199
a son, She was such a
like, dude, she was like the

1587
01:56:55.439 --> 01:56:57.760
exact thing that I would picture when
I when I woul think like the like

1588
01:56:57.800 --> 01:57:00.199
the like literally the girl next to
or you know that you would have like

1589
01:57:00.239 --> 01:57:03.119
a crush on. It's like,
this is what a what a nice looking

1590
01:57:03.159 --> 01:57:12.600
person, just genuinely and then just
that's yeah for sure. And then it's

1591
01:57:12.640 --> 01:57:15.880
just like now she just looks she
straight up looks like a fucking alien and

1592
01:57:15.880 --> 01:57:17.439
it's so and I don't I don't
say that to be like, oh,

1593
01:57:17.640 --> 01:57:20.399
you know, fuck this person.
It's not even like a just like I

1594
01:57:20.479 --> 01:57:25.720
understand it's mean, but like I
just feel so sad when I see that,

1595
01:57:25.720 --> 01:57:29.279
because I'm just like, dude,
people look you look fine, like

1596
01:57:29.319 --> 01:57:32.159
you look fine. I want I
I really do think that there's and we

1597
01:57:32.199 --> 01:57:34.520
talked a little bit about it on
the Extra AMMO, where like I feel

1598
01:57:34.520 --> 01:57:40.800
like there's this we really put women
on a pedestal in this weird way where

1599
01:57:40.800 --> 01:57:45.640
like it's really fucking with them.
It's it's really fucking with them in this

1600
01:57:45.800 --> 01:57:48.159
in it like oh hey, Kylie
Jenner and the fucking Kim Krashi and all

1601
01:57:48.159 --> 01:57:50.760
these people like like make up all
the time, filtered all the time,

1602
01:57:51.079 --> 01:57:55.319
and then they're just like if you
look normal, it's not okay, and

1603
01:57:55.359 --> 01:57:58.960
it's like, dude, like you're
fine, Like you are fine, Like

1604
01:57:59.000 --> 01:58:05.439
truly her, she's an extreme example
because what did she see that made her

1605
01:58:05.600 --> 01:58:13.119
feel that she wasn't attractive. It's
especially when the amount imagine the amount of

1606
01:58:13.520 --> 01:58:16.399
thirst trap, not thirst trap,
the amount of thirsty messages she would get

1607
01:58:16.640 --> 01:58:23.880
from being on that show, Like
what it that? That's I get regular

1608
01:58:23.960 --> 01:58:28.199
people getting to it. I don't
know, man, that shit is.

1609
01:58:29.039 --> 01:58:34.279
That's probably the biggest example of like
an unfortunate Yeah, a situation of that

1610
01:58:34.319 --> 01:58:42.399
where it's like you were so above
average as far as like conventional attractiveness and

1611
01:58:42.479 --> 01:58:45.520
you still were like, nah,
I gotta fuck myself up. Yeah.

1612
01:58:45.600 --> 01:58:49.279
I don't know. I just I
wish more people were just kind of comfortable

1613
01:58:49.319 --> 01:58:53.279
with like who they I don't know. It's something I want your message to

1614
01:58:53.279 --> 01:58:55.840
come from. It's it's a weird
message to come from this podcast, which

1615
01:58:55.920 --> 01:59:00.159
is like so mean and just fucking
derelict and and just fucking in the gutter.

1616
01:59:00.199 --> 01:59:02.920
But like I it does make me
sad to see people just like that,

1617
01:59:03.079 --> 01:59:06.680
unhappy with themselves that they're willing to
completely fucking butcher themselves in this way.

1618
01:59:09.239 --> 01:59:11.600
I only care so much, you
know. But like, like,

1619
01:59:11.680 --> 01:59:13.960
I don't know, dude, I
don't. I'm not really a fan of

1620
01:59:14.039 --> 01:59:16.000
Drake, you know. I don't
hate him or anything. But that one

1621
01:59:16.039 --> 01:59:19.199
line where he says, like sweatpants, hair tied, chilling with no makeup

1622
01:59:19.239 --> 01:59:21.479
on, that's when you're the prettiest. I hope you don't take it wrong.

1623
01:59:21.840 --> 01:59:27.600
I've always identified with that a lot
because that I in that scenario where

1624
01:59:27.640 --> 01:59:31.119
the girl is just chilling no makeup
in normal fucking clothes, Like, that's

1625
01:59:31.159 --> 01:59:33.800
when I'm like, that's top tier, right there, Yeah, chilling,

1626
01:59:33.880 --> 01:59:44.239
no makeup, her Rod's out,
yeah, just out there, this fucking

1627
01:59:44.399 --> 01:59:47.479
pride knife and plumb. I'm like, damn, dude, I can't wait

1628
01:59:47.520 --> 01:59:50.399
till my girl straps me up.
And I can't wait till my girl mounts

1629
01:59:50.399 --> 01:59:55.560
me. Bro. I stopped.
I stopped. I stopped paying rent so

1630
01:59:55.600 --> 02:00:02.840
I could be a real fan transform
Gremlin appreciate. Make sure that money goes

1631
02:00:02.880 --> 02:00:08.960
doors though. Yeah, yeah,
give us send us the money you would

1632
02:00:08.960 --> 02:00:14.880
have spent on rent, like right
now, send it to us right now.

1633
02:00:15.039 --> 02:00:21.279
You sweets coming for you for sure? Uh? All right? So

1634
02:00:21.680 --> 02:00:28.079
transferment exposing people with lactose intolerance and
niney million rodgers of ionizing radiation yoush not

1635
02:00:28.279 --> 02:00:33.319
Vin Penn, God damn it.
Come on, bro, we need homeless

1636
02:00:33.359 --> 02:00:39.279
gear. Homeless They can't buy it, but like, yeah, yes,

1637
02:00:39.600 --> 02:00:41.880
I mean you know, they can
save it for like six months and then

1638
02:00:41.920 --> 02:00:44.760
get something. So we'll get play
at a loss. We'll save it,

1639
02:00:44.800 --> 02:00:48.199
We'll, we'll, we'll well,
we'll just spend all of our money making

1640
02:00:48.199 --> 02:00:54.359
homeless murs to sell it for one
dollar and then we'll go bankrupt and then

1641
02:00:54.359 --> 02:00:56.720
and then we'll and then the show
will be over because we can't afford to

1642
02:00:56.760 --> 02:01:01.600
do it. I like it.
Yeah, the angelic DM big dudes fuck

1643
02:01:01.680 --> 02:01:06.560
the living shit out of me.
Jesus. They could care less as long

1644
02:01:06.600 --> 02:01:11.520
as I'm on my knees. So
take off your clot. I don't know

1645
02:01:12.079 --> 02:01:15.439
clothes I assume is what that is. But it cuts off you. Guys

1646
02:01:15.479 --> 02:01:18.520
gotta be really mindful about how long
you make them because it's just straight up

1647
02:01:18.520 --> 02:01:21.479
cuts off. I don't know about
you, but my vote goes to the

1648
02:01:21.479 --> 02:01:29.000
president presidential candidate. Hilarious Rodham clitterists
Craig the Canadian. This episode of Shark

1649
02:01:29.079 --> 02:01:33.760
Tank or Star Tank is very normal, I swear kind of is it's your

1650
02:01:33.800 --> 02:01:38.560
boy? Shawne d Daily Wire present
Matt Walsh's what is a Black Ben and

1651
02:01:38.640 --> 02:01:42.640
Jerry's Funky Monkey If they ever make
a Smash Brothers movie, Paul Just of

1652
02:01:42.680 --> 02:01:48.640
Washington to play Master Hand and Crazy
Hand racist racist, Alanis morrisse At be

1653
02:01:48.840 --> 02:01:59.039
like, and what did you expect? They're n words, parentheses, ironic

1654
02:01:59.199 --> 02:02:05.079
melody. That's what you get when
you trust a black person. What that's

1655
02:02:06.239 --> 02:02:11.079
in words? When they're stealing cakes. I don't know. I don't know.

1656
02:02:13.279 --> 02:02:19.279
I have a black black, Amy
Black, Amy Black, because Amy

1657
02:02:19.399 --> 02:02:25.279
black, I can do gay shit, have iron like I got I gotta

1658
02:02:25.279 --> 02:02:28.560
switch my I gotta switch my meter
if I really want to get racist with

1659
02:02:28.560 --> 02:02:31.560
the songs, like if it's like
clockwork for me, bro, it's really

1660
02:02:31.600 --> 02:02:38.279
bad. It's really bad person,
it's really fucking it's some ship. Dude.

1661
02:02:38.880 --> 02:02:42.199
You probably collap with that one.
Dude that that hard our song you

1662
02:02:42.239 --> 02:02:45.079
know, Edward Edward, Edward Ardward, you know it's crazy. I make

1663
02:02:45.159 --> 02:02:46.560
songs like that, and I laugh
about it and I lay down. I'm

1664
02:02:46.600 --> 02:02:54.039
like, don't what would what would
Donna Summers think of me? And I

1665
02:02:54.159 --> 02:02:56.279
tear up a little bit and I
go to sleep. You don't tear out

1666
02:02:56.279 --> 02:02:59.920
there, He's never take a little
bit like one. Tear wells up.

1667
02:03:00.159 --> 02:03:01.359
And then I watch a guy fall
off building. I'm like, well,

1668
02:03:02.760 --> 02:03:09.840
I watched, I watched. I
watched Kingston fold his dog into five in

1669
02:03:10.079 --> 02:03:12.720
five different directions, put it in
an oven, turn it on, and

1670
02:03:12.720 --> 02:03:15.880
not shed a tear because he was
that low on foot, like he was

1671
02:03:15.920 --> 02:03:19.439
just that hungry. Crazy. The
idea, the idea of someone doing something

1672
02:03:19.479 --> 02:03:24.880
like that and just going about their
day is so horrifying, I know,

1673
02:03:25.079 --> 02:03:30.680
to imagine having to see it.
Such a three x three x O inventing

1674
02:03:30.680 --> 02:03:32.319
a new sect of Islam where you
get seventy two fan boys after blowing up

1675
02:03:32.760 --> 02:03:38.159
the bathroom, uh, slurping,
stroking, smoking, joking, emoticon's going

1676
02:03:38.159 --> 02:03:41.000
like this homeless drip at age,
Lord of Homeless Drip, Dean Martin voice,

1677
02:03:41.720 --> 02:03:47.560
Ain't ain't that a dick in my
ass? That's funny. That's really

1678
02:03:47.600 --> 02:03:50.880
funny. That's Ain't that a kick
in the head, right, that's good?

1679
02:03:51.000 --> 02:03:57.760
I like, yeah, OBI want
you blow me? Uh Norwegian game

1680
02:03:57.840 --> 02:04:00.920
dev? Let me dev you'r let
me devel up your game. Mister Blackman,

1681
02:04:00.960 --> 02:04:02.680
You've got a lot of people wanted
to make Gangs the Quest. Oh

1682
02:04:02.760 --> 02:04:05.399
wow, wow, I mean Norwegian, So I don't know how. I

1683
02:04:05.439 --> 02:04:10.399
don't know how true to form he
can really capture Gangst the Quest? Did

1684
02:04:10.479 --> 02:04:13.560
you find out Gangst the Quest was
made in like fucking Finland or something?

1685
02:04:13.600 --> 02:04:18.439
If like Remedy made Gangst the Quest, I'd be baffled. It would be

1686
02:04:18.800 --> 02:04:25.359
man funny to see their take on
gangst Black American gangst the culture. I

1687
02:04:25.399 --> 02:04:40.720
would love that they like, good, you're finally awake, nigga and not

1688
02:04:40.800 --> 02:04:48.000
understanding in ward they would make up
the hard ship. It would be watermelon

1689
02:04:48.079 --> 02:05:00.439
and sheep's head. Someone stole your
corn bread. It's just all it's just

1690
02:05:00.479 --> 02:05:08.560
all like, it's just it's just
it's just like, oh, that's probably

1691
02:05:08.560 --> 02:05:10.880
what an a I would do,
like, hey, could you could you

1692
02:05:11.000 --> 02:05:15.760
make a Skyrim mixed with san Andres
and then it would just take those lines.

1693
02:05:17.079 --> 02:05:25.279
Is that dragon parthen Parthax, I
forget part and that parth and X.

1694
02:05:25.680 --> 02:05:29.680
Yeah, why does it sound wrong? Because it's been a long time.

1695
02:05:30.760 --> 02:05:33.119
I think that's very true. Can
we finish this guy's we gotta finish.

1696
02:05:33.159 --> 02:05:35.239
Yeah, yeah, we gotta go. Oh yeah right, Kremlin and

1697
02:05:35.319 --> 02:05:40.079
Grandma. And if I hear one
more chumba Casino, I'll kill and I'll

1698
02:05:40.159 --> 02:05:45.800
kill you deep Cavid Appleton, Oak
fucking police coming hard as I thrust some

1699
02:05:45.840 --> 02:05:48.359
brown abby. I don't want to
be queer anymore. By rise against Donkey

1700
02:05:48.720 --> 02:05:54.760
crying out. Shrek helped me as
Kingston savagely beats him to death while dual

1701
02:05:54.760 --> 02:06:03.760
wielding hammers. That's crazy, hell
stri please he's killing me, Strick please,

1702
02:06:04.560 --> 02:06:08.560
I like they have it being two
small hammers, like really tiny,

1703
02:06:08.680 --> 02:06:13.199
like ballpeen hammers. Uh wage slave
five to eighty three A sad guy from

1704
02:06:13.239 --> 02:06:15.720
Michigan down bad for a helicopter Dick
emoticon so I can see Chris going emoticons

1705
02:06:15.760 --> 02:06:19.399
going like this to it the Peppini
brothers and pour him all right, snark

1706
02:06:20.119 --> 02:06:26.439
snark Tank feasts your eyes on that
gay doctors mix. Donk Donkerson, Monk

1707
02:06:26.680 --> 02:06:29.880
Giatsu. You gotta pay the trolls. Hold to get in the boys,

1708
02:06:29.880 --> 02:06:33.039
hold gaye six. I can mathematically
prove why liking fanboys isn't gay, fellas,

1709
02:06:33.359 --> 02:06:38.319
give me a second, please listen. Just be gay. Yeah,

1710
02:06:39.520 --> 02:06:43.640
there's literally not a there's literally no
problem with being gay. I want to

1711
02:06:43.680 --> 02:06:45.439
hear your video essay on it.
Yeah, can give you give a video

1712
02:06:45.560 --> 02:06:49.880
essay? You know what if you
well, I can't call you by name

1713
02:06:49.920 --> 02:06:54.199
because your name is what you said. But if you the person who wrote

1714
02:06:54.239 --> 02:06:57.880
this, make a video essay and
send it to us, we will review

1715
02:06:57.920 --> 02:07:02.000
it on the show. We'll have
an extra AMMO dedicated to it. How

1716
02:07:02.000 --> 02:07:05.560
about that? Yeah, that'll be
fun. Bilbo Faggins be like, I'm

1717
02:07:05.600 --> 02:07:15.159
going on an adventure but gay of
course. Of course, silly classic.

1718
02:07:15.760 --> 02:07:23.520
Yeah, that's as Dildo Swagons is
another one. Uh uh, here comes

1719
02:07:23.640 --> 02:07:30.800
the come do doo doo. Okay, here comes the boy. I forgot

1720
02:07:30.840 --> 02:07:33.119
about that. I forgot about that. That's what it is. Pretty much.

1721
02:07:33.239 --> 02:07:36.720
It's just no, it isn't is
it? Yeah, you're right,

1722
02:07:36.720 --> 02:07:42.840
you're right. It's some TikTok meme
from like twenty twenty one Master of Baiting.

1723
02:07:43.560 --> 02:07:46.920
I'll come on his face Metallica if
I were gay if I were a

1724
02:07:46.960 --> 02:07:50.439
gay man with a femboy or two
an evil lesbian Gumball's voice actor calling a

1725
02:07:50.520 --> 02:07:57.000
dream the f slur Sandman dot Gov, John Strickland, Nick Kerrs, Upcoming

1726
02:07:57.199 --> 02:08:07.079
arch Nemesis, Noah k Naga Nice
the College basket Football Arc Marks eighteen eighty

1727
02:08:07.159 --> 02:08:11.119
nine. Synagogue of Keith David check
out our junnals. The First Church of

1728
02:08:11.199 --> 02:08:15.479
Keith David featuring Paul Joseph Watson's massive
fist waffle punching his shit down the sink

1729
02:08:15.520 --> 02:08:18.760
train. The Second Church of Keith
David featuring being better than the First Church

1730
02:08:18.800 --> 02:08:22.800
of Keith David. Pre Roz Blake
eight nine six. Crypto scammer and YouTube

1731
02:08:22.800 --> 02:08:26.439
station logan Paul winning the United States
Championship a we cron duel. He said,

1732
02:08:26.520 --> 02:08:31.520
Son, have you sucked the balls? Would you? What would you

1733
02:08:31.640 --> 02:08:37.520
say? If I said that you
cock? Just grab on this dick.

1734
02:08:39.079 --> 02:08:41.279
You'll even get laid. I know
what you're trying to do. You're trying

1735
02:08:41.279 --> 02:08:46.039
to do a hero of war by
rice against If I said that you cock,

1736
02:08:46.520 --> 02:08:50.720
doesn't make sense, fix that it's
almost fine. You'll even get laid.

1737
02:08:50.760 --> 02:08:52.199
Its perfect because you'll even get paid. Is the line. Uh,

1738
02:08:54.079 --> 02:08:56.800
Sween would rather die than deal with
furries, yet would gladly fuck a girl

1739
02:08:56.840 --> 02:09:01.000
who can turn into a cat.
Yeah, Sweeney's mentally ill. We've established

1740
02:09:01.039 --> 02:09:07.800
this. I literally like furry arc
is gone like that. You're fine?

1741
02:09:07.880 --> 02:09:13.399
Yeah, okay, A little dishrag, A little dishrag. This happens off

1742
02:09:13.479 --> 02:09:20.000
screen. I guess for him.
Britney spears toxic with the taste of your

1743
02:09:20.039 --> 02:09:22.960
dick. I want to ride your
cock tick. I'm sipping inward. I

1744
02:09:22.039 --> 02:09:26.479
remember this one. I'll ask an
oilfield trash Texas state of Salad, suck

1745
02:09:26.560 --> 02:09:31.279
me cocktra Uh sue hulk tickle my
ass hair is nikky ziggy, good friend

1746
02:09:31.319 --> 02:09:39.279
of the show, Marcus currently working
on what Marcus currently working on? Turning

1747
02:09:39.319 --> 02:09:43.640
off the hammer of Dawn. Outside
Sweeney's room, a roughly human shaved pile

1748
02:09:43.720 --> 02:09:48.920
of red flags. Uh. The
Penis Country inhabitant Wicket nine O nine Captain

1749
02:09:48.960 --> 02:09:54.760
crunches oops all come Jackson DuPont,
badly brave hugger Derek Duck cont the jiu

1750
02:09:54.840 --> 02:10:00.760
jitsu master, slowly but in hevily
mounting you. Uh, Atheryan Jerian Hunter

1751
02:10:01.199 --> 02:10:03.760
frying bacon with my shirt off.
Melphus won the angerous crowd enjoying the view

1752
02:10:03.800 --> 02:10:07.920
on the day Plaza from the sixth
floor. And it's always running at our

1753
02:10:07.960 --> 02:10:15.920
list, the King of haphazard Bye
Combo, big Fat Come. There's a

1754
02:10:16.000 --> 02:10:20.640
lot of big, big fat com
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