Ext Hello everyone, right that I don't even know what's going on. I
could just I mean, but you're just like you really concentrating me saying,
are you Dumblet's discrubble? Du still could have been that you just told them
yourself. I felt guilty, Yeah, because I really still want that drink.
This beyond that, it is fun. All right. I want to
thank you guys for tuning in to this week's episode of Hostially Awkward. This
is the first episode of February, which, as we know, is Black
History Month. So we are doing y'all and I'm black black, and I'm
black y'all, and I'm black y'all, and I'm black, y'all and black.
We did because I'm black February first, he took Wow, I don't
think we need to put you up for the delegation both we put them on
the action black broke. Yeah, so that is that not what happens the
beginning? Yeah, I mean you the one, You're the talking one that
we got to send back. That's the wine. He the upper crust,
that's the one with the white and so, speaking speaking of white, you're
talk about white people doing yeah, yeah, because it was funny to me,
like like when white people find out that they're not a part of the
cool kids in like real time, it'd be heartbreaking, but it was funny
as hell. So the death supervisor that works the service counter, she's quitting.
Her last day is next week third or just coming Thursday. Well she
got a new job. She was like, fuck, y'all, I'm out.
I don't know if I want to do that job, but anyway,
I mean doing service county. So she is having a going away party on
that following Saturday. They so, you know, she goes around the store.
She invites everybody there. You know, she kind of kick it with
and rock with. She didn't invite the store director to her part, and
like you know how well you find out from somebody. No, my uncle,
he he is upper upper chain. He runs everything now, so he
don't work just at the store. So we are store director as a little
white dude, he probably like five foot two, and he sounded like Gilbert
Gofford. So every time I see him, I just think of the parent
from a landing and I just like that. That's type of time beyond as
wold. No, so I understood why he was not invited, understood,
but he was so hurt, like he came back there and asked my assistant
assistant meet supervisor Paul. But yeah, so he came. So he came
back there. He was like, he's like, so justin, let me
ask you a question, said, when you're back into the party on Saturday.
Justice instead of him playing it out like well party just was like,
oh, yeah, I'm gonna be there. You're not gonna be there.
He was like, well, what do you know I didn't get an invit
I like people, they care about the party I did, and they know,
damn, well I'm not coming. You're gonna give me your invite?
N why just be plus one of niggas? That's what's wrong with people now?
And what I what I wanted, like, So what I think happened
is they not fucking with dog because of the way he showed up. And
the girl who's quitting her best friend who still works their wedding, so she
had you know this little I was about to ask him like, well,
was any management, like actual actual management? Well, she fucking one of
the assistant store directors. So they dating. So he's there just about the
fall. But what I'm like, so her best friend had a wedding,
and she was like, well, it ain't gonna be that many people there.
We just get some chicken from my job, you know what. So
just like it picking safe, she got she got a hundred pieces. She
was like, did your feed everybody? We're gonna be good. We get
the size all that ship. Hey, get a meal deal where you can
feed everybody, you know, the guests listen mostly what Well, he was
a white wedding, That's what I'm saying. In the country hill billy too.
She got a police record a mile long, and she can tell because
it was fucking four of us in the house and we'd be like fifty piece.
So when she was like she was like, well, I come back
up there and I pick up the chicken myself. And he was like,
oh no, you don't got to come back and get it. I'll bring
it to y'all again. He wasn't invited to her wedding, but he volunteered
to bring the chicken and stay like he brought the chicken and stayed like he
got drunk talking about fire. No, we just admitted that. He the
time. I don't know what the fuck you thinking you will be back,
young man, because I will come to your house and drag you the fucking
man, it's short term disability disabled. Now it's gonna be long term disability
that I mean speaking of layoffs. No, it's it's fucked up because like
Spectrum was on some bullshit with them, like, you know, just basically
telling everybody like, hey, we're closing your niggas, got you know,
sixty days to figure life out. The said, yeah, I never realized
how many people that have worked at that place. It's like people have been
there, you know, like for decades. Just like no, I'm just
talking about this in general. How many people then came through them doors for
employment? Oh no, I knew that before I went there. You went
there too, bet bro I oh no, not me. No one thing
that I've always said, you know how people are, like, man,
I don't give for how hard life gets. That's how I felt about working
for a Spectrum, and I stuck to it, like I saw the stress
that that ship was putting like everybody else. And this was before y'all even
started working there. I'm like, I just I couldn't do it. I
could not do it. So that that is one place I don't I don't
give a fuck what my financial situation was. I did not apply as nigga.
I applyed at Target, but I didn't apply a fucking spectrum. I
refused the door. I hit brow up a job, so I had to
return the favor. Tommy, they're closing period. So that call center downtown
they're closing it period. Hey Carlo, shout out to Kayla man Kla always
come through. How was the Lactose Vibes pop up? I hate this thing,
but I mean lactose is appropriate because it was honestly ass Like, I
think I'm overdoing pop ups. Like y'all know, I don't like dealing with
people in the first place, but I'd rather just stick the online words,
like I really do pop up? Man, I just I think I'm overdoing
pop ups. Come he can't pronounce it and whatever? No, Like,
honestly, the only reason why, like as far as like we're doing pop
ups, why I would try to do it. It was more of a
service to customers because some people like when it comes to that type of thing,
they do like the shopping person like they like to see the sizes and
things and all of that. So I try to accommodate. But y'all noticed
that I don't do them consistently, like I only do them when it comes
to in THISX hour. What was they mixed lemonade too? I only do
them, you know, whether it's Valentine's Day and sweetest day. But you
know, it definitely could have been better. I had my usual supporters,
so thank y'all. Serta, Yeah, Mike came through. I was We
were in there fucking freezing for three hours. The space that the space that
I rented like and that was another thing because like having to pay for the
space kind of made it even more like because I paid, you know,
and the space itself was not what we expected. It looked like somebody either
like like just moved out and was just like here, put some tables and
chairs in here. The heat. Now when you look like I'm gonna let
Serita look, but when you look at what was like sent to me like
video wise completely like floor was shining like everything bro Africa and I got there
and I'm like, you know, I feel like this Africans right now.
No no, no, no, now. I want to add that even
though the space was different than what I expected, like you could start from
here. Even though the space was different from what I expected, like the
person herself, Like she was very nice and like very accommodating. So like
she contacted me, she's like, hey, she was like, my cleaning
lady ain't been answering the phone, Like did she you know? Is the
place clean? I'm like, well, shit, I'm here now, really
don't matter. So she came and like took the trash out and that kind
of stuff. But it's like the floor and like all of that stuff,
Like I didn't have no time for that, Like I couldn't get in the
building until four. The pop up started at five, so it wasn't really
nothing to do about that. But then the fucking heat was in the freezer
until I finally gave it a text. I was like, look, I
was like, yes, it's like you can tell it's the same spot,
but it don't look like yeah right, I said. I felt like me
written it. It was the after, like this was the before and I
got the after. But you know, she was she was very nice,
but we like we turned the heat and we're like, bro, this ship
is not kicking up, like it's a steady sex ninety and it was cold.
So when I texted her, she was like, well, I told.
I was like, but the thing says, you know, replace batteries,
Like the screen is illuminated, but it's saying replaced batteries. So maybe
that's why the heat is not working. But it's cold in here, and
I didn't wear a coat. I just had my Columbia hoodie on, I
mean Columbia jacket. So it was nippys fucking there. And she was like,
well turn you know, the heat all the way so I pushed this
bitch up to ninety and it's still when I get cold. So she had
her assistant come through. She was like, well, I'll door dash some
batteries. What you know, because I live all the way in oak Creete.
I don't want you to have to wait that long. What size batteries
does it take? But then she ended up no. But then she ended
up having her assistant come and bring batteries. Shout out to her assistant because
she came, she brought the battery, she changed, and then she made
a purchase. She was like, what do you sell it? And I
told her. She she was like, hold on, she was like,
let me change these batteries. I'm gonna go see what you got. So
shout out to her. Uh, it's like that random white lady and that
came form Sweetess day. She was trying to find you know, the little
comedian and she was like, oh, Vegan Loub, I'll take it so
crazy. Yeah, that's what it was. What it was, absolutely,
Yeah, But I do. I think I'm at a point where like,
I'm overdoing pop ups because I don't I don't be wanting to do them in
the first place because y'all know how I am like having to interact with people
like that, So I will I think I'll just stick to online cells or
even doing something with just like not just you, but a few different as
well. We'll see. I've tried that. And the reason why I would
do my pop ups the way that I did them, like in the past,
where you know, stuff was actually going away as supposed to. People
act shy with shopping. So when I did do the pop up with other
vendors at Dior's gallery is like I had people that would like stop by the
table. I'm like, hey, you got a business card, Like they
didn't want to shop in front of the people there. So that's one that's
still seeing once again because I think that still wasn't full of your dumb graphic.
You still gotta kind of go up a little bit. Oh no,
they was interested. They just didn't want to shop in front of people.
So they was getting business cards. And then they was like, yeah,
so they were shopping, they just they weren't shopping there. Yeah, I
can't tell y'all what's in my freak bag business dance and you know that I'm
trying to tick on my but hoole on the weekend. And then another another
thing with that is like, like my my catalog is too huge to be
limited to one table, So me doing you know, vendor events with other
people in that, like at one little tape like that does literally absolutely nothing
for that. But no, you would so have I would say that whatever
twice as nice rows in loop. Well, damn, I'm kind of mad
that he's right look there talking right. Well, I didn't get through introductions,
but if this is your first time joining us, I would like to
properly introduce myself. I am your host and favorite motivational speaker. Me me,
me, me, someone hundred oh, come and dropping. It's the
NAT to my left. Of course, we have the Narcissist, the new
mister bitches, it's the new I was waiting for the shake. Yeah,
that's what I was waiting on. We got heartbreak back, heartbreak back in
the building. Heartbreak breaking backs make them nervous. That's nervous, mam,
said kool aid man. Damn but yep, so pie God wanders in the
building. Of course we have the man behind the magic, mister tone deaf
uncle Ben's if you're nasty, why do you put that on my jacket?
Like, ain't no telling. It ain't me, but ain't no telling.
Since she was spoon sucking like only I mean, you didn't see that picture
floating around Facebook? What picture she butt naked landing covered in rice? You
didn't that's been going around all well. It's some of the biggest rice I've
ever sd in my life. This is a mad large rice. Is this
right? It's white rice? Is it rich? You gotta be enriching the
motherfucker because it's just big as hell, like I've never seen where is this?
She was gonna start looking at what the I s this big bitch?
Yeah it is, yes, yeah for real? Like look like this big
like the rice gras crazy looking sexy, Like what's the orals coast or whatever
that it is. Then they got nothing to do it. So first of
all, she's black. The lady was black, Yes, looked. I
thought she's pretty. And she was covering the rice. Yes uncooked? Who
now is cooked? Risto? I'm not no in butter in sugar somebody you
just said, you just saw if you can't tag me in the picture so
I don't have to like scroll looking for it. I'm with more with with
sugar and butter in it like that's it's not she's like covered and rice the
rice off her, just the tablet. So you and me that way on
camera. Don't look like me me just staring off into the distance. And
I wasn't it was just the flashing it, you know, I felt like
ye an yeah, but yeah, there go. Not the biggest piece of
rice you've ever seen in life. This thinka said not if she was naked
had butt cinnamon in it, Mam, go to hell. That's every time
the sticker say butt cinnamon, I'm gonna punch. But because you know what,
how about we get into uh, how about we get into this video
for a Black History Month? Ready putting in the pack of the bus.
But I'm sorry, little baby. Y'all live in the barrel of monsters when
they got the guts and it ain't no much discussion. Can we march Yuh,
don't be trying to play. I just set in the seat, pull
up my history, had a red nick on my nick. Try to kill
me, can't trying to prove had the department Troy had to start a new
start, throw apartment, got over the battery the baddest, But I'm sorry.
The baby I'll come up with politicians is the maddest christilling chistom in the
blackest How we move? Did you see seventy two and show him something new
that A ran from presidency to do and doing the popping mescles ain't stopping niggas
if you went away with him, I'm dropping niggas about popping niggas if you
change your matter a pop pit to freaking und slaves company put him in great
not that you got what the mens that I made, given my face that
you hill or starting to face going mad on the stumbled up on and kill
him from the frank cook. You know, I feel like, yes,
yes to heaven, Yes, it absolutely is. I don't think Martin Luther
King died for that because no man, Malcolm Ma big Tupman got off Malcolm
Max ain't died for that. Big Tupman got off. Rosa Parkers didn't sit
at the front of the bus for that. She had to Black Nigga heard
her. The man what I'm saying were like, what I forgot? I
was started with my story, said, I guess give them the history anyway
they can digest it. Here. We love flavor. Flavor though Chu d
has the message. Bro said MLK died because of Jesse Jackson. That might
be, and still didn't win the presidency. You took your nigga out and
win. Brother wrong with you. You can't snake your nigga and then they
still not fuck with you. That you turned on him for nothing. That's
a waste of a hill turn. He's a big dummy. I mean that
that happened niggas man to Tako Prime example, I was watching some ship from
like ninety four. I was like, damn, I forgot Dog was a
bad guy guy. No man, the Indian nigga was the superhero. Then
he started hanging out with Ted dB and I was like, this looks extra
races like folk like you just barked, this is so pilgrimage. That's what
they That's what they did, Bros. You mean to tell me? Y'allsow
Manhattan for a twenty dollars bill and four singles and some CARMACKX and the fucking
air Fresh like this should you find it? You find at the front of
the registered the Walmart, bro, Like, what the fuck is the not
well trinket? Back then it with some the balloons. So y'all love the
Obama rap videos and he's alive for Obama rap videos. Remember, hey,
the only Obama video I support is the ones when the Magnificence did it on
the bone Dock Obama and they did the auto tune. Yeah, gotta show.
Mari I said lonely Virgil was more hilarious because he was cooling. Yo.
He he said he had a river that connected him and I think,
like Mike Tyson House, it's the lazy river that connects him and Mike Tyson
House. He also said he was Xavier was his father, Like, Bro,
I know my dad. You just gonna tell the world you my father,
brog. That ship was hilarious. Tell somebody who got a dad,
I'm your dad. Nasty work bro man like, that's like that ship was
wild like and then it was it was even more to me and Wine like
growing up watching Virgil because he looked like her uncle James. Virgil had all
the potential to just not do nothing. That nigga won a million dollars tighter
they got done right the about it there, she said, baracka like a
flame, So the President. I want to do a quick call back though,
because if you remember, like Kayla was on the show and we had
a very long discussion about hygiene, like male hygien and of course in true
you know, stalker fashion, like this pops up on my phone, So
I want to show this quick video. Okay, you ever wore the Saint
draws two days in a row? Yeah? I have. I'll be hustling.
I don't feel like I started from the again. So this is gonna
tell me everything I need to know about you in one question. Okay,
you ever wore the Saint draws two days in a row? Yeah I have.
I'll be hustling. What's the longest he ever gone? Probably like I
don't know, like you mean like take a shower, put the same draws
on? Probably like oh, I used to be outside like hustling heavy,
heavy, probably so like you was sweating the sh taking a shower, put
the same draws one going back outside. Like it's crazy to me because people
be saying saying ship that Batman can't beat up out of me, Like there's
some shit you ain't never supposed to especially a fig there's some shit you never
supposed to say. Man, Batman can't beat that ship out of me.
Man, Man, these niggas be crazy. Niggas be crazy. Four days,
four days, you shitty bitch, shitty as bastard, four days,
you a nasty some of a bitch. It is a fact that it was
his reaction to his discuss because because he come out of nowhere with his reaction.
Man, but yeah, that's hilarious. Man. People don't watch that
right like I don't. And these are the niggas who'll be getting all the
pussy. But you can't say that because why that's hate. No, that's
not that's you definitely not get at all. Miria said, I can tell
who is dated. The street level dope boy wearing the same clothes is very
common, which is so funny because I grew up around them and guess what
them niggas had different fits on, Like what nigga selling dope to be musty?
You are hustling as backwards and they was clearly getting to it because you
know what's funny, it's like they was actually elevating. But it's like the
ones who wasn't washing they ass. They was the ones that just they never
went anywhere with it. So it's like you are sacrificing everything you ain't never
and it's hot, so you was out here with it, itchy asked on
the corner, and you won't even have enough to get the car that you
want. This nasty work, Bro, I ain't no, ain't no nigga
ever did nothing, And like that string you is to where you didn't have
a moment of the day where you was like I put some water on my
boss. Now, bro, you couldn't wash your ass while he was waiting
on the reup like nothing, b take a whole bath. I mean you're
not gonna wash you at least change the draw now, damn talking about That's
why I started going commando when I was out here trapping hard. So now
you just got ass sweat dripping down to your ankles. That's no better work.
It's booty sweat baby. I hope y'all was serving I hope y'all were
serving all pure junkies, because there is no bro said hit the showers before
you hit the streets. Money, go be there, Look, believer of
what is for me is for me. If I missed that pop because I
needed to pop some soap between my ass and that wasn't meant to be.
That was probably an undercover anyway. I didn't need to serve that motherfucker at
that moment in the week, miss because you want to go wash your ass.
Now, everybody don't think you're the snitching ship because you're the only one
that left to go wash your ass. Answer your phone a shower, right,
man, real trap niggas on shower, you will snitch nigga who's asking
smell right now? Who's walk by wind is sucking up everything it ain't mine.
So clearly that my alibi is not having a strong walk by Wind right,
fact that you showed up to buy niggas out the court like Dove got
the niggas question, Yeah, Taylor, that was the next point because she
said, how do you logically wash your ass and put dirty draws back off?
Exact. WM never been at hard. You can sell an eight ball
and get some clean draws. I've never been that hard. I don't get
it. That means you in the wrong line of work. Because if the
plug ever pull up, what I mean, he smell like unwashed ass.
I'm not buying nothing work. You check yourself to rehab facility or something.
You smell like cologne. But you know, y'all bro like all outdoors don't
smell like dirty Mic and the boys and Mark said he a free ball before
he ever watched his ass, just to put on right exactly. The fact
that you take drunk, dirty draws and put them with dirty clothes, right,
that's the logic putting them back off. It's crazy. I feel like
niggas would do that, just like they go through the clothes basket and they
sniffle. People don't smell that bad. He's back. That is wild nigg
that want to wear the fancy designer. It's a lot of a creatious And
I see how you just took my grecious. But y'all just got on me
because I said I would commanded. But yeah, because one I know that
you are big and it's hot for you. Wash your eyes. I believe
it. I know he said that he was washing his ass, but he
was going draws out. Look, that's cool, just stop wearing that draws.
Niggas Like y'all can go in the corner store and like, hey,
give me a three pack of Tea's, but you ain't got no draws back
there, like exactly. That could have been the easy and and and the
and The crazy part is, I know niggas cracks was extra soupy because they
was wearing like the silkies and the Boxer breefs and ship. No, not
the breefs, like the actual boxers with the silgas and ship and you out
in the sun trappings. That's gooool. Soupy eyes is really walking around with
swamp ass telling that work. Look, I don't like no moist booty that
ship just I understand why babies crying. I don't like no wet ass.
That is just ships. Like the cry from the smell that they can't understand
where it came from. That's no. I actually I have the uh the
monostack cream that it's like like the powder and like put it under here and
between like the thighs and stuff so you don't sweat yeah, I can't,
you said, niggas scooting on the ground trying to just lodge there. That's
what I started to listen. Then, hiding your dope in the crack of
that soupy ass is crazy, you know what? You know what, We
used to give dope boys a lot of ship for how they ran, and
we always thought it was just because their pants were because the ass was itching
out about Think about how they run. It's like they're trying to scratch it
in between strides as work you do, mm hmm hmmm, seeking something,
She said, Girl, that cream is everything. Yes, you're not No's
dope. He said, Man, it's comebo sticks. I guess starting from
ask and shit is mind blowing funny. I told you on the last yow,
I think that they'd be trying to air that ship out. That is
no, I'm disgusted. Well it does. But while we are talking about,
you know, the booty things, I have a question now, bro,
you you know you used to be you used to have to respond to,
you know, certain scenes and stuff, and because you were like you
were a fire department and not like medic type ship. I don't know if
you knew about this or not. But it was a lot of people in
the comments who said, like they work like the trauma portion and this was
really a thing. Of course they said like you can't like you can decline,
but there was a oh, you were okay, but it was like,
you know, you can decline, but they do something when people get
shot. So I wonder if it's anybody that's ever been shot in the comments
that can like confirm or deny this what nothing happened is for taking you to
University Hospital that's the trauma center because a lot of doctors asking you a whole
bunch of questions really fast, and you finger up button. Having trained at
the level one trauma center, I can tell you that's exactly what's gonna happen.
You're gonna enter the room and they're gonna take all of your clothes off,
all the way down to the birthday suit. We do that for two
reasons. Number one, we need full exposure to look for all penetrating trauma
injuries. And number two, we need to do a digital rectal exam to
look for any bleeding that may indicate that you emergently need to go to the
operating room. Bullying in my leg. That better or not it's gonna happen
because you just told you a finger in my eye. They got to see
if they might have made away up there. But it's a brilliant It went
through and through. But it was a lot of people in the coming to
like and like who working, and they were explaining why and they were saying,
sometimes they'll just tell you, like, clench your butt cheeks, and
if you can clench your butt cheeks, then they can probably like forego the
examine ship because that means that you know, whatever little nerves or whatever,
but if you can't clench your butt cheeks, oh that you try up See
Bro said absolutely accurate, because you know, like that was you know,
party, that was his job. That's what he used to do as crazy
unexpectedly And I bet, like, I bet, I bet it's doctors in
there and think it's funny and don't even tell niggas is coming looks today.
I'm gonna play this one more time because I just I want you all to
see, like, like this man has just been shot, right and you
would think that that would be traumatizing enough, but I want you to see
him that's the trauma set. A lot of doctors asking you a whole bunch
of questions really fast, and you finger up your button and it was like,
I know, I didn't know these big where yeah not here, boss,
What did y'all want? We gotta make sure everything's okay,'s in
my right and that is that is funny. Uh. He said, I've
been shot and they took all my clothes off my going for high blood pressure
and get their ass pro like we didn't say not about the damn hih blood
were talking about a bullet h I said, I ain't never checked the rectum,
but I have cut niggas clothes. Man, Jered cut my fucking favorite
pair of jeans when I flipped the truck over trying to check my leg trait
toe death. So they ain't do that to you, like I said.
People were in the comments. They was like, you know they can decline
it, like if they can, they'll just tell them like you know,
clench your butt cheeks, like if you can actually squeeze your butt cheeks.
Whatever they was looking for as far as like whatever to make sure like nothing
is like some nerves or paralyzed or something, but that don't tell them as
far as like whatever bleeding they might be looking for You've heard it, Bro
said, we got to see if you got anything else going on. Court
said, it's true, and it's usually the hospital staff, not paramedics,
checking for bleeding. Uh. It also depends on where you hit. Nobody
going in your butt, if your pinky toae got blown off. See and
and and this is the thing, right, So y'all know how I just
showed you all the video about the lady who was waxing and she had a
shitty ass. Now you have dope boys who are like the most likely to
be shot type ship. These are the ones that are wearing the same draws
and not washing the ass. And this is the finger the butt that you
have to put your finger inves Now so much more ense now, h m
hm m hmmm. I don't want I wouldn't want to save lives that bad.
Mm hmmm. Said I cry because it's like, don't get me wrong,
you know, I just Bro, I pulled down some drawers and it
looked like it's rust in the middle. And I'm supposed to like give you
an exam. Mm hmmm. It looked like a penny resignation, not a
penny booty. I'm like, you know, this no longer lines in my
career plants, so I'm good on that. But talking about some gumy,
I ain't even do nothing. I'm just saying that's the that's not that would
definitely be something that will wake me up on my career path. They could
have let me die if they had to do that. I was already in
shock. Nigga worry about the holes I wasn't born with nigga. See,
and this is what we talk about, like men are literally homophobic to the
point where they would rather die. Like when you get to a certain age,
we know they men have to have process exams and ship and rather than
have something done that is literally for your health, to save your life,
this is what they worry about, Big London. What's good, Mario?
I never know this about you. Mario said, I worked as a CNA
for a week or so. Long story, but suffice to say, medical
is not ministry. Look, I am the only female family member within like
our age group that has not done anything with childcare or medical like CNA work.
So any type of nursing CNA childcare like because I knew that I would,
I would walk the fuck off the job. I'm I'm I'm not that
person, like I don't want to see no meat hanging, like I don't
want to see none of that ship. And I'm also childish, you know
what I mean, So like certain injuries and ship, I'll probably be cracking
up. And then another one is like you don't want me trying to put
an ivy in And then it's like I see some ship and I throw up
in your womb, Like that's the type of motherfucker. M no, mm
hmmm. Yeah, I'm just I I recognize exactly, so she's not gonna
be there. I know my limits. I'm squeamings with like I can't even
I can't stand to see certain patterns. You think I want to look at
the top of a motherfucker brain. Mm hmm. Bro oh yeah, Bro,
you up there, it's that time for you to start getting go ahead
and drink that stuff. Call mhm. Mario said, my mother was an
rin and I love old people, so I thought it was my calling.
But about the third wrinkley ass, I was done. I don't love old
people that It's truly the definitely, I definitely could see that enough of these,
Bro said, do do the only thing that makes me vomit. Just
yeah, I just I can't A lot of a lot of Ship I can
deal with, but just I'm way too screamish for that. Like that's honestly,
Like I don't mind horror movies, you know, Like I love scary
movies, but Ship, like saw, I don't, like I can't watch
it, like the Grizzly like that I can't do because I'm too like like
there was a part like because I was when I was watching Ozark and Ship
and the nigga was like pulling his nails off and ship like that kind of
shit is like, ah, I can't watch that, So you don't want
to watch a nigga his foot chopped off and made me watch that ship so
many times. But we watched scream and niggas get stabbed at least ninety two
times. It's different because ghost Face go ghost real overboard with STAPs what we
usually really just hear that. But yeah, now back then he didn't get
yeah like I'm got a gun now mm hmm, you said you want to
flip my bed over when you see me in New York. I ain't get
him up in the juice either. Brains ain't bad. It looked like eggs.
Wow, that's bullshit. You start a podcast, but it gotta be
a monologue. It gotta be you by yourself saying it's to tell part of
the story. If one of my patients had the biggest horse dick I've ever
seen after stable, it was not for me. I would clean around your
boss, but not looking at your dicks. That's what I was laughing before,
because I said, I gotta stop reading that. I have to boss.
That's what you describe it like that. I know you're a boet and
you real good work, but you couldn't use something. You could have used
something elegant, Like you could have said something different. Bro. Hey,
Bro said he saw a nigga balls cut open and that was different. Kay,
Let's say I can't went into the trauma area a few weeks ago,
saw a bunch of blood and almost passed out, and see blood. I
can do. I just I don't like to look at a lot of difference,
Like I said, like I'm weird, Like I can't even look at
certain like patterns without freaking out, Like I already know if it's a bunch
of holes, but like if the line's going to a certain little I just
I can't. I used to. I had a cut that was on my
h my arm when I was a kid, and it like before the scab
come in, like it was real broad and you know, got like that
little strawberry little to it. I couldn't look at it. I hated it.
White Deaf said, I'm morbid. I've seen the dude with his head
blown off and went to go eat some yellow right after now. So okay,
So that's one thing I can't really say I've seen anything that is actually
like ruined my appetite. That's just the fat bitching me. But but one
thing that will fuck with me, and like if I hit, like if
I'm eating, like somebody is like clearing their throat and like doing that nat
like white people ship, that gets me because you know they just sit there
and they're just blow their fucking nose at the table. So Mario said,
wounds are fine. I have a problem with smells. Charred flesh has the
smell that makes you gag. Bro agree, he said, charge flesh is
the worst. Can we go to a place like char flash? I gotta
drop a lot somewhere. What what what was wrong? Would you started off
with the trauma. Mh, Well, since one wants to go to yes
you have you No, you never heard of a cookie cookie. I watched
a lot of ship on the internet that is already. I know that ship
is insanely discussed. You know, there are a lot of things. If
it's the video, I think it is the way he explains it. Yes,
Trey, she said, they blowed their nose and took that same handkerchief
right now, like right, like, why do you just have a snotty
ass pocket? You're having a snot rag in your left it's my pocket square
like that is just like, bro, that is just you are just walking
around with mucus for what reason? This is my said, what is that?
Some freak ship? It is, but I'm pretty sure there's a color
to it. Called that ookie Cookie. It was just a lighthearted drinking game
we used to play. Yeah, we called it ookie Cookie. It was
just a lighthearted drinking game we used to play in college. Harmless really.
Some people call it wet biscuit, but our group preferred to call it ookie
Ookie Cookie. Anyways, you just get the bros together. You stand in
a group in a circle around a barstool, and you put a cookie on
top like Jugger cookie, eminem cookie doesn't really matter, just as long as
there's an adequate surface area. When the leader screams go, everyone pulls that.
This is the this is the funny part. Everyone pulls out their unit
and starts feverishly self stimulating with the goal to not be the last one that
finishes on the cookie, because that the last person to finishes then obligated to
eat the cookie. And it's entirely you know, having said that out loud
all these years later, at almost almost sounds a little gay, but no,
it was just mostly just a team building exercise as a bonding experience,
really mm hmm. Almost the way that she walked away whatever team he played
for, I don't want to be on it. It's not your team.
That's some blue mountain station. This is their normal one time they did do
quite often. No, this is a recurrent thing. There is somebody on
his on his game or whatever they're doing, came up with that first off
that that loses that last twice. That's probably the only time a nigga will
be happy to come quick. It's a nigga on that team that that had
to eat that cookie more than once. That is because folks just he can't
win the ship that and like I said, it's their normal. And we've
talked about this on the pods several times. White people love fucking jokes and
pranks and exercises and anything that has anything to do with it. The way
he described it, he knew that this was inappropriate because he couldn't get that
shit out. No, he didn't realize until he explained it out loud that
it was gay. You didn't hear him. He said, well, you
know what saying that out loud now? So nothing about studying in the circle
and everybody got their dick out that didn't say the circle drunk part that didn't
say, hey, red flag not okay eating you know five six other niggas
you know, like Bro, you got your bro sperm swimming in your esophagures?
What you Awron? Actually it's actually sorry, what if a nigga?
Not aim but properly what I just said me, That's what I just said.
Whenever Bro say yuck, it's so funny and everybody got the dick out.
Kayler said, why do we need to know this? Because I had
to know it so whenever I get exposed to some disturbing ship. I feel
like looks obligation to share. Let me tell y'all something, Okay, there
there are not many instances where I will be a hater, but with ship
like this, where I'm like, br what the fuck, I'm taking everybody
down with me. So when it comes to ship like this, I'm bringing
everybody down because I definitely in the group. Bro said, white firefighters be
on that. Dave said, the fuck. I wish the funk I would.
I'm going to jail if any of my homies ever say let's play that.
Everybody's agreeing that that is, you know, let's pigmented ship. Mario
said, he is dead ass serious. White people have way different like,
yeah, I told you anything involving it. They are in They love dick
dick pranks and jokes and taking pictures oh with a fucking nutsack on their homie
forehead. While He's like, they do like that. I got my coworker
that work in my department. He went to college. I'm asking them they
play this. Bro said, I'm not vigorously going in on myself. Ye
crazy tray, and she said yeah. He started slowing down at the end,
Yeah, because he realized what that shit sounded like coming out of his
mouth. Bro said, that's how you get the worms. Absolutely, Mario
said, when I worked in the kitchen, it was a common game to
get people to look with your dick, like hiding in the fridge with your
dick in your hand. I bet yo, there's a lot of mysticals going
on there. I'm not the fridge with the milk and cheese now, I'm
telling you, like, that's the kind of that's the kind of ship they
be on. How you're gonna makes with the dickhead? But if it get
on your lip, like somebody's spinning yourself, Tray said, you couldn't even
get the explanation out. Yeah, that ship was wild. But and more
black history news, we woke up to singing the most random ship Okay Trey
Songs allegedly assaulting and snatching out the hair of Chack Eats. Now I'm going
to our show. You know the post, of course, But the funniest
part in the comments was never mind, it's actually it's part. It should
be part of the screenshot. Hold on, So he posted his hair for
those who were you know, audio only and may not know about it.
Uh, Jackie's posted fuck Trey songs. Laughing emojis can't come back to Atlanta
more laughing emojis. This nigga came in the club and said, I got
on a Q fit. Lol. Whole time nigga hating will it says hatting,
but I know what he means. This man dancing introducing himself to niggas
all type of shit, bitch ass nigga, and I gave it that bitch
ass nigga compliment. Man, fuck you pussy you a hope boy, that
love be fake. And this nigga pulled out my dread. You better be
lucky than boys, wasn't me? Boy? You over with in the A
every show we there, from the A to North Carolina to Flora to all
that shit. So there's a comment that says, you must have remixed the
song. We told you stopped doing that shit. And when I tell you,
when I tell you, I laughed that ship for a solid fucking about
ten fifteen minutes later. That is wild. Wow, They're said, mister
Steel your dreads. I'll just be wanting to know, like, when did
these niggas just become tough guys? Right, you didn't. But it's funny
because somebody on Twitter. They was like, oh, y'all almost wasn't paying
attention when Trey told you where he was from. No, Trey's songs,
that's different. I'm talking about jock Kicks. I don't know. But now
we were talking about this at the pop up last night. But I was
like, I don't know if it was like a coincidence like that, he
just so happened to be around him, and he was like, you know,
pulling the meg, like Nikki was having her melt down and nick Meg
was posting all of her pictures and shit doing everything else, partying and whatever,
not giving the fuck. So I didn't know if that was Trey's songs
angle or if he was purposely posting pictures with t I because t I was
with all of them, because he was told, nigga, you ain't good
in the A, so him showing pictures with t I was like, they
don't get for what you're talking about, still good, nag. So I
don't I don't know if that was the you know what I mean. It
could have been a coincidence or it could have been a nigga fuck you.
I'm good regardless. Everybody know these allegations that's put upon Trey Songs that be
in the media, like they say Dog is a creepy ass nigga, and
they've been calling Dog the candy man for a long time. Imagine being pressed
by four foot crooner. So I feel like Jacquie's got on one of these
blogs and he got on the Facebook or the Twitter. He said, we're
on the internet and he called ms the Songs who is a free man because
he ain't been prosecuted for none of these crimes that these women are saying he's
doing that. I'm not saying that he didn't do it. I'm just saying
he ain't in jail. So I think Jacquie's was somewhere on the internet called
folks and ravens if Trey Songs read that shit, and it was like,
in the back of my mind, when I see you, he definitely did
after this. When I see you, it's up for you and this is
what happened when you saw me. And now you know a bunch of people
on Twitter are calling him out for that, cause it was like he's had
all these allegations about him, You've been kicking with him and all this shit.
You wasn't saying nothing, but now all of a sudden that you're mad
at him. Now, yeah he did that shit like and this is what
they be talking about, like niggas be protecting predators and shit. And then
the mom they get mad at him. Now they want to out them.
So I have the video. You beat your eyes again for calling them a
rapist. So on on one second, I'm about to play the video cap
I want to wear to know this bitch ass nigga tray songs is a bitch
period. This nigga's a bitch, bro, This nigga came in the club
talking about rape. Fuck you telling about right, fuck bitch ass nigga.
Then you come outside the club and swing on your little brother. You was
a bitch, Chris Brown of Gold, You was a bitch, brother about
a bitch that ain't even my bitch. You talking about bitches that's with these
niggas, the workers. You talking about people that came with these niggas.
Hey, man, fuck you, bitch ass nigga. You're a rapist,
bitch, And I don't give a fuck if you tell anybody anything about what
we texted. Put the message on there, brother. Fuck you bitch ass
nigga. You can never come around me. Fuck you nigga? So yeah,
you fire nothing? Bro? Who want to hang out with you anyway?
You ain't got the bitches talking about he ain't got no holes. I
said, five for nothing. Bro traces on to whoop your eyes again.
I don't die. He really should because you obviously ain't learned your lesson.
She said, was that him on that video with the dirty drawers? I
feel like that was Gunna, but it could have been Jacks. I don't
know. I don't see it, BRO said, Jackies is like fourteen years
stop being ef and bully. Hey we people? No, no, he
got no I want to I want to address that comment. Though. Short
people are some of the most aggressive motherfuckers, and they be starting ship and
it's that whole Napoleon ship, like you know what. I'm like, how
many signs have we seen Tory l like that nigga try to swing somebody completely
fucking missed songs just that big a person that's Google, where's my phone?
But I don't think songs is six I'm doing you not got the laptop breaks
yet? He might be a five A kind of nigga youself five eleven?
Oh no, that's decent. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's decent.
Jackie's had that coming. I said he had it coming. I'm talking to
niggas bigger than you. Yeah, that's that's okay. And he's five five,
so he's shorter than me. Okay, so he got a good Subway
six. Keep him coming along, keep him coming Cookie Cookie Dialogue a podcast
yourself, y'all know, so chined I wish y'all grow up. Wait,
wait a minute, Wait a minute, No, I ain't talking about that.
I'm talking about the damn said this. Nigga said, Bobby V tried
to fight me in Chicago. He's an angry Why is Bobby B trying to
fight you? Nigga? Right? Bobby B definitely a short though, he
like you made comments about them transgender alligations because because I know, because I
know you, and I know how you can make me want to fight you,
I understand, but I just want to know the circumstances. We need
more to the story. Bobby walked was like training over here, woa fight?
Hey? You pressing niggas about what said? Dude say period? Are
all dudes who say period? All louder gays? What? The relaxed a
little Bro, what period? I just say, that's such a woman word.
Watched the whole video of a yard and I blocked up part out grown
as niggas say period, what you're doing? Bro? Shut up? I
don't even do that. You could say on the folks or something period,
sheould say on bed on fold. Now, I don't know. It's a
lot of internets like you could have used it. You said period out again.
You deserve whatever you got, bro with people chos just from Virginia,
same same place where the clips from. And some nigga name shampoo that push
your t obviously missed. I said, we missed you shampoo and your and
your grams too. So I'm guessing that he was a hustler. Okay,
day he was the plug Wild, stressed like a savvy businessman. Never seen
my rants about him. I got heat for that. I saw that VP
the area trying to get up. No, I've never seen you talk about
Bobby be you your phone number? Wow, Tray said, the crazy part
of his nigga has been saying period before it was the thing transgender allegations.
I saw the Bobby, I saw the video Bobby b was doing. Wild
shipped to the former fellow. That's why sitting the start. Absolutely, I
believe all. She's a woman, or so, she says. I heard
Bruce Jenner want to go back to being a nigga again. Yeah. Yeah,
we talked about that. We was like, yeah, being a bitch
is tiring, ain't it. Wrap said, yeah, man, this happened.
This is ain't what I thought that was. Bro. She's lucky that,
you know what, texting me and the minute com and you come and
give me a girl. Fuck you, No, she did it, little
emojic, no eye blacking glass, fucking free loader. Kids. Let me
tell you something. Let me take that. Let me tell you something now.
I am, you know, very committed to breaking the generational curse of
being the type of black parent who feels like their kid owes them something because
I decided to go forth with being a mom. Okay, I do not
feel like my child owes me anything. I do everything in my power for
her to be able to save her money so when she graduates, she is
able to get out on her own. She is not struggling. She got
a nice chunk of money put up every two weeks when I get paid.
There's a portion of my paycheck that goes to her savings account because I am
also helping her, say, I want her to be the best that she
can be. I've helped her with her credit everything else. But for some
fucking reason, this person who is nineteen and turning twenty years old this year,
this is her final year of having teen in her age. For whatever
reason, they have this thing where they feel like you owe them something.
They feel entitled to things you are not entitled to. Jack shit. Okay,
it depends because just even then, I wouldn't because I can't even tell
you how many things of my name eating in the house. But it's more
so. But it's more so, like you know, like with going to
work in school, like I work from home. Okay, I'm not having
her put gas and shit and and that's a fucking that's a big gas truck.
I don't have her put gas in the truck when she's the one that
has to go to school every day. She gotta go to work and shit,
that's mainly when the truck moves. Because again I work from home.
I mean here on Sundays and then I'm home the rest of the week unless
it's my week to rotate into the office and even then I am seven minutes
away. If I get caught at a fucking stoplight, okay, I am
right there, so so I don't use you know that much gas and stuff.
So it baffles me how when you ask them to do certain things,
they feel like compensation should be involved. It ain't no, depending on what
I fucking ask you to do. When I'm not making you pay rent as
a grown ass fucking adult, when I'm your motherfucking chauffeur and I'm not charging
you gas money, when I am feeding you and not making you buy your
own groceries, when I'm going in my fucking pocket to pay for you to
go to college. I don't owe you shit. It don't matter what I
ask you to do if no, if I'm telling, whether it's to do
something around the house, if I take you like you know what, my
neck feel like it's going to snap off, I need to besides just my
fucking lump. I don't get fuck what I ask. I don't ask you
to do, to contribute to anything. You have no idea. And I
think it's because like she's never had to feel that, Like she doesn't understand
how good she has it, even though she sees how bad like and I
hate to say it like this, but all of her friends that at least
that I know and have met, they all have shitty households. What she
was saying about a couple of them, they all they have shitty parents or
they don't live with their parents, and it's just because their parents were shitty
like she had. They have some really really fucked up, you know,
upbringing. And it's like they would trade so much to be in your position.
And I have to worry about the shit that you worry about. But
if it's something that simple as to me telling you with washing the dishes,
like she's the type of muff Like she'll go in the kitchen and she'll like,
wash out the bowl does she used? Or like the fork and shit,
if you don't wash them motherfucking dishes in that scene, stop playing with
me, dog. And she's like, well, if everybody did that,
we wouldn't have to shut the fuck up and wash them dishes. Bro,
Like she just yeah, hold on comments. Uh. Tray said, kids
don't owe me ship. They ain't asked to be here. Mario said,
fuck them. Kids go in fam talk that talk. H Yeah, I
don't have to I don't like, I don't have to, I honestly like
because honestly like I haven't had to put hands on him in a long time,
Like after that last time, they was like, you know what,
we don't like that side of that bitch. We'll be good over here,
and they left me the fuck along. Like I can literally count on one
hand, I've beans got it the worst. She was the very last one
I had to put my hands on and she I talked that story on Facebook.
You up, no, but she almost took me out, wow,
because I had to chase her through the park across the street. So it
was it was a lot. I talked about that story and then and then
she tried to you trip me and try to lie to tell me that I
beat her ass for nothing and I should have beat her ass again. So
real quick to debate to you know, since we hear now jelly Bean was
told not to take a cell phone outside. Okay, it wasn't her cell
phone to begin with, it was my pop cell phone. Now the cell
phone wasn't even on, like it didn't even have any service. But his
mom passed away and there were you know, like pictures and all that stuff.
So We didn't want anything to happen to the phone. So we tell
jelly Bean, do not take this phone outside again. It's not even it's
not well, you know, kid game, you know all that kind of
shit. So she used to have the phone because when it's in the house
Wi Fi. So there was literally no reason for her to take it outside.
But what the kids want to do. They want to flex and shit.
So she wants to be the kid to you know, look like she
got a fucking cell phone. So she takes the phone outside. Guess who
comes in lost the phone? Oh no, so she loses the phone.
Now she got this really like this real ghetto ass little friend that used to
live around the corner from us. They moved now, but she saw the
boy who found the phone. So she told us like, hey, I
saw you know, I saw the boy, like I saw him pick up
the phone or whatever. I told him that's not your phone. But he
left with it anyway, But that's okay because I know where his bus stop
at, and like, you know, so she was right, she was
on it. Yeah. So yeah, So at this point, it's like,
now I have to approach you know, this little boy about this phone
and the little girl like she checking and shit, so he ended up like
he gives up the phone. I don't tell jelly Bean that I have the
phone, right, I go put the phone back down downstairs on the charger.
Jellybean goes downstairs in the basement something with my mom, and she spies
the phone on the charger. Now I am minding my business. The ass
whooping has already happened, like she this the ass whooping was the day before,
like it was one of them, the real black ass whooping. Where
you go to sleep like you don't want dinner, you don't nothing, You
just continuously sleep it out. It's it's like proper fall that ass whooping.
She comes upstairs while I am minding my fucking business and says, oh,
and f y, you whipped me for nothing because it was just a joke,
the phone downstairs. I never lost it. Oh, because she didn't
know that I'm the one that got the phone back and put it back on
the charger. So when she saw it, she thought, though, so
here here, here, here is where I am going to come and try
to gilt trip and provoke. The ass whooping is done, and you want
to rehash this situation, you want to make me angry again when you know
you were lying because you don't know that I'm the one that got the fucking
phone back. It's one thing too livebl you just volunteer one mm hmm.
Nobody talking and shut out, ma'am. Dad said, my son wear a
size thirteen three xcel and forty four pants and mad at me because I asked
him to give me fifteen dollars because I didn't have cash, and he has
never bought a pair of pants a day in his life. These kids are
spoilt, said, Adulting isn't hard until they're on their own. Yeah,
my mother, Myra, rest in peace to her, didn't play that ship.
Chores are a part of your life. The dishes would be the start
of physical assault. I would have beat her whole ass. You better than
me, yeah, like I just the way I told her to get the
fuck out of my face. Like if you if you knew how I whooped
her ass the day before I was I was damn and scared of a part
two because because I didn't I didn't have to whoop them that often. But
when I did, I made a fucking statement. So, like I said,
I can count on one time I mean, on one hand, the
times that I've had to whoop both of them combined, h this, I
would have put her in so many wrestling moves. But yeah, that that
shit blew me because she really came up and then had a little sass to
it. It was a prank whip me found Yep, I'm with yeah.
I really didn't have problems with jelly Bean until she started going to like daycare
and ship. Once she started going to daycare and like being exposed to other
kids that were shipped, that she would try to bring home and I would
have to like nip it right away, like that falling out and tum ship.
Let them daycare kids get you fucked up. They don't live here,
you do, don't fun, don't play with me like that, just openly
on the floor. My son did the one time to the same same situation
to daycare and whatever the this is on the Robert when I was whipping that
belt in the grocery store teaching that white lady how to do it. You
tell me you want to take this bump for falling on the floor, and
then you know the kind of parents you guys. So she's done. She's
gonna whoop your ass anyway. So not only did you take a back bump
that you didn't have to take, on top of that, not even get
your ass woo, you probably won't evenna get your ass with, but you
took an unnecessary bump and they ain't gotta beat the fuck up. What's wrong
with you? I think like it when it comes to like parenting. The
kids who are able to get away with that tantrue ship, they are usually
the kids of parents who like they're so afraid of judgment to the former,
like they give them what they want just to stop because they don't want to
be embarrassed. Are you embarrassed me? I'm gonna embarrass you right back,
and it's in this very same spot. I'm finna beat your ass you snap
bubbles galore, and I hope we turn the corner and see one of your
school friends. I will wear your ass out right of Applejacks. Don't fuck
with me as soon as me in school, I'm getting suspended. Like what
you know why I got suspended. You've seen that little more fucker come around
the corner, he laughed. I was on his ass at school. I
have that, so Mario said, my kids had a whole meeting about me
to figure out what they were gonna do about me. I think I know
everything, apparently, yeah, Jellybean. Now as a parent, I have
access to all phones. You know, Rie is nineteen, and I can
still unlock her phone whenever I feel like it. But when I got home
from having a from the hospital, when I was in the hospital with Kobe
and pneumonia, I come home, when I tell you, my fucking house
was a mess, Like I went ape shit. I could barely breathe.
Like for me to be that mad and muster up the strength to yell at
the level I did when I barely had fucking air in my lungs Now,
I'm not gonna lie. I collapsed after I went in the front and I
just kind of like that was it. But this little motherfucker went in her
fucking phone and then like you know how you can go in your phone,
You can literally write a note. She basically was like writing a little note
like cussing me out, like how dare you come in my room with a
life threatening illness? Man, I didn't have to strength to snatch her up,
and I got mad at her for talking ship She wrote it away from
you not like she got overly disrespectful city too, And now that's crazy to
me. They went somewhere what they thought was probably apparently a ship. Say,
everybody know that they phone ain't private in my house. That's crazy.
So I'm not allowed to have feelings because that's why I never cussed around about
it, as you shouldn't. She was like, I never passed. I'm
a bitch ass nigga. Right now. I can't say it to her face,
but this is how I feel. I'm right in here. Oh no,
she knew she wouldn't. And then when I gathering myself my emotions,
we we can have whatever conversations you want to have. I don't want to
be responsible for anything that happened. And if this man go in here,
I don't know, but don't give me one that's don't point that they got
to do is give me a reddish looking one. You nothing, you ain't,
never got nothing to share in the past, and don't make her drink
the Okay, absolute niggers here working with these niggas. Oh, when I
said we took the word back, it was just hard yards all over the
wait. Gods, you got me here working with these niggers. I am
black, black power. I'm missing some stuff. I don't know town,
did you keep some stuff over there? Like you didn't put everything here?
Like videos that are said that popped up for me, and the chest is
here that the specific ones that came out, So why they figured this out?
I have another thought, So I like the one I like to watch
documentary time time. So on Netflix they got a week We Are the World
documentary. I heard about that and this was some interesting ship. But when
I see things like that, it makes me wish that like Mike and Prince
was still here so they can tell like they point of view of this situation,
because watching what I did, why did not then finish it? Yet?
Mike looked real annoyed at all of these niggas in his room who cannot
sing. Have you heard the song we are the World's trash? It's bad.
They need to like update it, but maybe one person should the same.
Yeah, you can see like in the real video of them, like
showing how his face be looking with Mike was just saying we are the world
and that was it and it had been okay, but the thing you want
to get that money? Yeah, I was just gonna say it was charity,
money was money crab. No, this just sing because I guarantee you
ain't. Nobody who listened to Willie Nelson also listened to Bonjo but Madonna.
But after watching that, I'm like, I'll say, why Prince was like
that? That was a bullshit. It was definitely a lot of that.
He wasn't a regular basis. I think it would have been funny though,
to actually have seen Prince in there and given all the faces that he'd be
giving people, and that would I would have paid money to see that.
I would have paid money to see Prince and Mike actually like beef. We
sat here and watched the whole thing about the fact that their beef was all.
I just tried to send it again to make sure it came to Because
we are the world, we are some crackheaded children. Cousin said, if
you talked about me and the phone I paid for it, I'm gonna make
you stand on it. This is true. Mariol said, I have murdered
my mother many times with my conversation alone in my room because it's heffer know
how to talk to people. You don't always have to hit right, you
don't always have to hear. That's why I said when I when I did,
when I did, whoop ass, I made account of family journal.
Yes, you are right. Now. I want everybody, I want everybody
to thank Kayla for this, for this next, this next video. Kayla
was so just sad, like oh and I just come like I just bust
out laughing over her shoulder. Yeah, you can take all them off.
We watched them all. We didn't want We didn't watch that one though.
DJ one music background request, all right, I'm sick, but you the
reason that we hear brought to you by Oh you're gonna You're gonna see in
a moment that for I can't even remark about what just happened. Does anybody
realize that this is Steevie one year? It's oh my gosh, Okay,
I'm calming down. It's not that I've never seen him before. It's not
that I've never been to his concert refor, It's not that I haven't spoken.
It's just that that just happened. Love, Oh my gosh, thank
you, Stevie Wonder. I will never not get excited to be in a
company of your great team. Is this is this is a real Grammy,
I haven't. I haven't seen one in weird. I don't know a bunch
of wife loss you know watching You're not gonna watch the whole video again.
But actually I can't even remark about what is already in your life because it's
one. Okay, I'm calming down. It's not that I've never seen him
before. It's not that i've never con it's just as I just haven't.
Oh my gosh, thank you Steevie Wonder. I will never not get excited
to be in a Yeah, they didn't let him fall up the stage one,
I hope not. Didn't let Stevie fall up the stage one. Don't
let me hold up Steve ain't he has because I'm a cry I do remember
they had my nigga shoot. I have, of course shot and the freezer.
I don't know, but Steven, you're trying to bounce in the basketball.
Saw that coming. But they're they're hearing is better because when you're down
a sense, your other senses just watched the video right now? No no,
no, no, I just because you because you said you said he
is better? Did that video look like he heard anything? So here's because
he's on stage and think about it. There's a lot of reburb and different
things like that going on. He wasn't his senses. I'm just saying exactly.
And then nobody to come out and turn them around. Nobody thought.
Nobody thought it takes right, like nobody thought that taking mic was like,
hey, Steve, she got one already. I thought that what was doing
that. Y'all gotta stop leaving Stevie Wonder in the hands of white people because
this only bullshit only happened his handlers. Handling bullsh it only happens when you
all leave Stevie Wonder along with these white people. The white people be having
my man's on TV looking wild? God damn is that a video? Is
the video on YouTube? Nowtown, you gotta play this video? Stevie Wonder
tumble back, Obama Rella Body Associated Damn? The Associated pressent got you out
here bad? What got Michelle Carty? They grabbed him by the braves.
H who gets Stevie wanted dress in the morth we're introducing him. He comes
out like I want to know a day in the life of Stevie Wonder here
apparently calling doctor Drea for in the morning dog doctor Jing the hell for that
though, he said four. He held up the time difference to make the
Stevie she had second hand embarrassment. We are did Stevie was high? Leave
him alone. We got it, yep. See Caylus said, earth to
mean. Whatever you're looking for, we don't want it too late. I
got it. Yeah, No, roll that beautiful bean footage, beul It
can't be as bad as Joe Biden falling off that bike that wasn't going nowhere.
How the fuck you fall off a bike down Stationary? I just knew
I wouldn't tripping. Now, remember Stevie, he was tripping like damn with
Tarro, who's a nigga from Wortal Konbat. That was half center tip.
That's not what her outfit looked like. She brought a whole horse ass on
stage. That's probably why Steve didn't know where the fun he was going.
She bumped him and through the nigga off course. Shut up, man.
Now he's looking at the left trying to lead him. It's like the blind
I just like you, Come on, man, that wasn't good. That's
not how I too worthy? Uh yeah hat Now Mario said, I am
going to help, not eyes in me me me him. Come on,
man, the blind leading the blind. That's a good material we need.
The eyes will be perfect right now, because Stevie definitely a couple of the
you know what, but you didn't like the blind leading the blind and he
didn't want to play the video. That's all I'm saying. He was so
faked, righteous dog. He just like that for the elders. Hey,
I didn't same thing. Hit me in the neighbor one Mario like short again?
No, no, the girl behind. I want you to watch something,
okay right there? Lining No, I want y'all to pay attention to
what Michelle Obama does right before he falls. Okay, no, say here,
you can't see me like he was gonna be able to stay like,
hey, you watch this. I was just gonna say like that, but
it heard okay, I don't mean to jump maybe like, damn, bitch,
are you just dropping me like that? I was wrong? But going
on out here? Rest if I'm blind and I'm with you when I fall,
I'm like, bitch, could have walked by myself? The fuck is
you here for? Obama? Come get your clumb's eyes where so? Yeah,
do a documentary on Stevie Wonder who would play Stevie wonder we did Bro,
we can't turn Jamie Foxx and the fucking Childwick Boseman, Chadwick Boseman playing
every black historical figure ever. I play five black people, and one of
them was like skinn, I'm like brow you play third good Mercy. Mario
keep laughing because his glasses fell up. Damn, said Steve. We can
see he looked at Michelle like, I know this bitch didn't almost blew my
cover. I've been faking a phone for forty years. Mario said. If
Stevie carbmshelled the bitch in that moment, I wouldn't be offender because it was
justified. Yes, she is going down everybody, every program book, you
love me. It reminds me of that time when we dropped Zanni in your
kitchen. That's the bathroom, were drunk. Ship get into the house.
Not right, here's cool? Uh I saw that ship, dude, Oh
my goodness, how would you your kids let you fall like that? At
that point in time, everybody got die And I believe it would be the
one who's a score up. First of all, we already know that we
already know that that would would would happen. Just becall gonna drop you and
walk over you like our libries and tyround legally because she's a cancer, and
more attention with her emotions. Oh my god, damn get up then look
at us. Why would you drop daddy like that? Walk? I don't
the nigga? What was coming up? Third step pops going down? Not
Uncle Ben's. I think I saw this before Mario. I got the value
of down. But and then you already know how the medical staff and his
family feel about him. Feed that, fed that nigga, some chick fils
like shot the funk up town my family and man about we've Stevie is an
American treasure. He used to be protected at all costs. Michelle literally fumbled
the bat. And we've talked on the show before about you know, like
women proposing to me. Now, that is something that I will never ever
ever do. I don't I don't even shoot my shot on a regular like
in a regular situation like to date, Like that's just that's not my thing.
I don't approach guys, I don't, you know, And I don't
feel the type of way because I know that, you know, women they
are more assertive in that where they're like, ship, I shouldn't you know,
I send the d M first, like heyre but my thing is more
so, I feel like even if a nigga is not like feeling you to
that extent, like how you feeling him and she's like when you shoot your
shot first, like I feel like it's setting myself up, you know what
I mean, do the same thing. Yeah, no, but continue.
I'm literally explain why that is so when I shoot my shot at a guy,
like, of course, all men are not like this. I want
to put that disclaimer out here for the cry babies. All men are not
like this, but we know that there is a huge chunk of me and
her. They're just looking for a new pussy. And I feel like from
a guy's standpoint, like even it's like, damn, I ain't really trying
to fuck with her like that, but she she owed me, so I
might as well. Like it's just I feel like he looks at it more
green lit that way, versus him actually approaching me and showing me more like
but just because you like me, that don't mean me fucking you as a
guarantee you just like me, that don't mean you're gonna give me no pussy
just because you like me. I'm just gonna add an additional ri because just
because you liked me, I could totally do some shit that could completely turn
you off, absolutely right. So whatever swag, whatever sauce you thought I
had, you found out like, oh no, that nig was corny now.
But seeing that's the thing, I feel like niggas already do a lot
to like pretend to pretend to be a certain way in order to get to
that stage. And I feel like, if I'm making the first move,
I'm doing seventy five percent of the work at that point. So see,
I can see both sides because like for me, I've not had to shoot
my shop. I'm not opposed to it. I just haven't had to do
it. But see where you look at something as you're doing seventy five,
there are some people who are like, well, that's the twenty five I
need so I can accommodate her with the rest of this shit. Because I
feel like some niggas be like, all I really need is for you to
show me just a little bit that you're fucking with this, and then I
go for what me there because I know you like me, so I know
all this corny shit and all this shit that I'm finna propose to you,
and like you gonna receive it well because you already liked it. And I
think it's a thing where it's like because I am a woman and and you
being around me literally all of this time, Like nigga, you've been around
me almost thirty six years and seeing people who I've dated, like after everything
like Orlando happened, seeing how much effort people put in to actually shoot,
they shot and it was still bullshit. How do you think I feel about
being the one to shoot my shot? Like, if you know what I'm
saying, I give it so and again I'm not saying it everybody I said
that. I know that, but it's also it's a gamble that I'm not
willing to take. Some people are willing to take that gamble. I'm not.
And that's just like that's my reasoning for it. Like I feel like
I've had niggas go the extra mile to be a completely different person, to
get that wall down, to get in good just to be on bullshit.
But if I'm approaching you, you already know the fucking wall is down,
and at this point you're like, well, s she I ain't even gotta
work. It's hard because should I already know, like you know what I'm
saying, like she she already on me? So yeah, I know,
y'all. So that should answer your question. Mm hmm, I actually be
liking people if you said, what kind of people do I know? Well,
I'm a decent human being. So okay, So here's how I feel
about wine being a decent Here's how I feel about wine being a decent human
being. Right, so you pieces of ship. Look, wine is like
I'm like astin, You're in good hands. Wine has been burned a couple
of times, was right? Yo? Wait wait what the burning people's car
is now in touch? No? What what? Why would like earning and
burning the man at the same time burning the man? You interrupted me?
Right, Rich said, hey, y'all, sorry, I'm so late.
My company just left and time got away from me. Me and me.
I was a pop up. It was ash. You missed that part.
That's at the very beginning part of the circle. But so wine has been
burned a couple of times, and now didn't you know the breaks? I
was? So you keep interrupting me. I'm just saying this wine has been
burned a couple of times? Did you keep cutting me off? So because
he's because for a while, for a minute, because because he's been burned
before. Think about it, like think think about it like when you're cooking
a burger, right, God, think about it. Like you're cooking a
burger right and it's like you're cooking it shit going good, you know what
I'm saying, So all seasoned up or whatever, like it's it's looking like
it's gonna be a really good burger. You flip it over. Now you
lose track, you know, just for a little bit, like you get
sidetracked, and then it's like it sticks to the pant right, So that
so that little portion, like that part is kind of like burnt a little
bit. And it's like when you go to make the sandwiches, like it
ain't as good as you it started out to be. I but that but
it's a person but it's still but no, I'm saying like I'm saying,
like you started out as like fully like like man, this like this this
ship gonna be fire, nigga, Like you know what I'm saying, what
right now? And then no, no, on the service you look like
a good guy, you're cool, you're nice, but then the minute we
sit down and have two or three dinner, you are a complete assi.
Wow, that was great. I'm just saying he burn a little bit.
Did anybody else in the comments get that? Because that's what so it's so
it's like the burger is still good enough to eat, the right Like the
burger is still good enough to eat, but you know it's fucked up a
little bit. Why could I be like an incomplete sandwich like you ordered to
make up get an incomplete sandwich, because that's not how it was. You
started out with everything and then you just you got got a little scorched.
I couldn't have been like when you bat the sandwich and all your ship fall
off the back. Like I couldn't have been that. Oh my god,
dude said you you want to be the ass bread is what you just said
you want to be. You want to be the everything, not a saloopah.
Remember it was all at the house and keys bust out. Laugh because
when Tom put that tago, his guns pushed all of filling out the back.
It didn't taco shell broke like taco shell break. That's all it was.
It squeezed at the back of that ship like two face, but you
was mad at me. I ain't even say nothing. Everybody Mario said,
I am a piece of ship because no one has ever been oh tender with
my feelings. If it's funny, I'm laughing, fuck your feelings. Somehow,
I feel like that's the right way to spell tender. But I have
spelled to like chicken tender because that's how it's spelled. That tender is like
when you're trying to get your dicks up, Mario. Yeah, I mean,
like, okay, you started out as like you, like you started
out like fresh black angus beef patty, and you ended up like one of
them frozen all these joints. Damn, that's a can't you talk about women
now you don't respect them anymore? What what do you mean? I don't
respect women out a while as fun When have you seen me make a stand
when having just degraded women that If anything, I'm out here publicly trying to
fund them and getting cookies. Yeah, I'm so mad that motherfuckers was like
they was a here solicitate their business, like that's not what this study is
here for. I mean, I'm trying to help you. You had to
connect from it's not funny, it was very funny. I really thought you
were to you bringing them back, you know, was worthing SI cookies.
I'm not going to get them, pay for them. I'm not going in
there. If she wants cooking here cookie. Yeah, thank you, my
god, oh my, that's so funny because I was thinking about that because
a wet biscuit for a nice call back not too terrible, because so he
says, with biscuit, and you had to him because hardly they're working together.
I'm knowing you're all working on the biscuit together. No, this is
all I'm gonna look at my cookie and give it that. I know because
I was like moms, just talking about finishing on this cookie and instant tone
like you see the hand. Yeah. Did y'all want to un Oh?
Yes, everybody does. Yeah. Honestly, I feel like after seven years
they kind of fall off. There's not a credit report from it. Definitely
is because I mean, your skin actually regenerates yourself and everything from he didn't
touch this, but we're actually gonna touch on that. A big house,
big big, like he said, predatorial. Seven years, seven years you
fell off. Yes, his wine is over here wild. That's all he
do about all they need do. I'm just trying to show a woman I
love them. I do. I love everybody. But anyway, have a
video I want to play. I'm just trying to get at this is regarding
a woman shooting her shot. She was who shot? Yeah you girl?
You got a girl? I'm talking about all right? Telling back on?
He said, yes, man telling me back Oh yeah, mm hmmm.
This everybody was all, oh, they embarrassed each other. Well that's what
you heard. Well, the thing is, it's about your goop. We
could tell that there's a lack of communication big when I'm of affection back between
him and the DJ, I said, spend that ship. Why are you
still hearing the hustle? Turn the music back on? It really was being
nosy instead of like I'm trying to yell at my bitch when no one else
but that's getting here. Turn the music back my god, Yeah, conversations
low key. I do feel like that's really why Dogs said turn the music
up, because he ain't want nobody to hear what the DJ Spend that ship.
It's like, nah, nigga, what you say? Yes, enough.
Yeah, what's funny is there was a point in time or like I
was never proposed, but there's been points in time where like I have shot
my shot middle school, I did No, that's when the niggas is still
having hawk no no, and honestly got a story and rest in peace to
him. But when I was in middle school, I shot my shot at
Downtree Hamilton. He was the new kid at Webster. Do you know he
opened my letter in front of the class all of No, he knew what
it was because back then, like I don't know if y'all remember, we
used to have there were pictures like your regular pictures, but y'all was old
school. I don't know if y'all two had this when you had the pictures,
but then you had like another picture day during the year, but that
was like y'all fun pictures or like y'all composal stuff and it came with like
the little stickers and ship Okay, I didn't know if y'all was in the
sticker era. No, he's older than me, so he probably stop painting
the narrative like the best that he was a freshman when I was a senior.
Not that exactly. I might have been like an eighth grade but still
freshman ship like that is the one I'm glad. I was always be fig
freshman. Come over, you want to my freshman year lockers. My freshman
year one, we were deep as fun. You gotta look at it was
me, me tavy like all of us went to Tech freshman year LaDonna all
of us plus when we were coming in as freshman's. Anthony was a senior,
so I didn't had none of them problems. H hold on, Mario
said, Team one. He is a truth teller. You may be slightly
charged, but we all have been through things. Yeah, I told him
like that. That's why I say he's mostly decent, Like he just here
little crusty like like that's what I'm saying, Like like you like this good?
You didn't, okay, so approach so we know that they're like when
we look at like Facebook, like the moment I see certain names on face,
like I know it's gonna be some sour shit. If I see Robert
Claybooks, it's gonna be some sourd shit. If I see it real,
it's gonna be some So if I see Aris Garner, I know it's gonna
be some sour shit. If I see Marshall fucking Duke, I know it's
gonna be like every form of sour citrus and fucking Margarita thought that you could
get. Like I as soon as I see the names, I know what
type of vibe is coming with it. Period, you were not that okay,
Like you are more fucked up than you were, Like you were not
just the one hundred percent just doe. I like, man like I'm just
here for love type of nigga that you started out as. But but you
still like mostly good so again yeah, so so you're not the type where
like I said, like you you turned around and caught the burger into all
right, so it's just a little burn on the bottom, like you didn't
use the nonstick skillet that just like just let them get the butt of the
just let them be the butter of the bro. Do you want to be
the burnt hot dog at the barbecue? Is that better? They still eat
the burn hot dogs? I do actually like the burn how dogs fire like
thek I eat turkey hot dogs? Yeah they can. When did turkey bacon
come out? Stop calling it that it's turkey strips? When did they manufactured
like when did this come out? Talking about Charred broad still get eight crust
crust Bill's character somebody gonna love one. We like a good crust, you
know when we see they're gonna like my corny jokes and smoking one day.
All right, if you have been living under a rock in the past couple
of days, you probably have not seen the story that is, uh coming
out of Dallas. It's crazy because this involves individuals that were originally from Milwaukee.
So Sweetly Seasoned it well it was at this point because Google says permanently
closed at this point. But oh so they just rebranded like Bence resigning and
ship like you're somewhere right, yeah, But Sweetly season was a food truck
out in Tallis and there was a situation where a young lady was asked to
help her friend's mother with her food truck. So Kim is the food truck
owner, and her son asked, what's her name? Was it? Charrell?
I think it was Charill hotch Yah, yeah, okay, he asked
Charill, you know, to come help out. So she's wearing like a
fucking Sweetly Seasoned shirt. You know, she got her little user name user
tag and shit printed on her like everything customs. She's out there braid and
hair, she on live and everything. There were a couple of people out
on, but Keith Lee ended up joining her live and long story short,
he was like, you know, all right, where am I pulling up
back? Now? This is after she has introduced the food truck owner,
like, hey, you know this is her food truck. We have this,
this, this, and all of this kind of little stuff here.
So moving forward, Keith Lee comes and does what Keith Lee does. He
gets food and he's like, all right, tell you what I see.
You know, you got somebody you know over there cutting hair, you know,
the braid and everything going on. So I'm gonna leave one thousand dollars
for the barber so he can give free haircuts. I'm gonna give one thousand
dollars to her for doing hair, and then you keep two thousand dollars for
yourself. So charge my car for four thousand dollars and then you can,
you know, handed out how you see fit. He's told you one thousand
for him, one thousand for her, two thousand for you, charge my
car for four thousand dollars and then you can hand it out how you see
fit. So tone is uh pulling up now? Is that just his response?
Okay, I just want to know if I had to keep like explaining
as far as what was going on first, I actually for our show.
But you've got kickboxing coming up. So yeah. So she decides after he
is gone, Oh and he also left an extra eight hundred plus dollars for
free meals for public to get. Apparently after he left, after the the
third person got free food, she told Sharill, hey, you need to
start charging again, even though he left this money for people to eat free.
So that's number one. So Charrell reaches out to Kim and I was
like, hey, you know, basically just trying to touch bases on when
we can get my brother his money, because you know he's up here from
Louisiana and with him leaving, I don't know how he's gonna get it.
She told her that she could keep her thousand dollars. She just wanted her
brother to get his money. So now you have three thousand dollars out of
four. You go on to say, how you not paying him anything because
they're not even part of your business. You didn't tell Keith Lee that when
he was telling you that he was leaving that fucking money for You didn't say,
oh, well, no, they're not with me, like they're not
a part of Sweetly season You didn't say that to that man face when he
was charging the fucking car for four thousand dollars. So it turned into this
huge thing where she ends up going on Live and saying like, I don't
think I'm wrong, and he told me, you know, to he wasn't
part of the business, and he wasn't even giving free haircuts. He was
charging forty dollars for the haircuts because he charged my son and my grandson.
So Keith Lee is gonna address all of that in the comments. Sorry,
in this video, this is not much to talk about, but there are
a few conflated and confused things that's going around about the situation, so let's
talk about them. Three days ago, me and my family went the Sweetly
Seasoned food truck number one. Nobody had any idea we was coming. They
found out he's in Dallas, like everybody else found out he's in Dallas because
we was posting videos in Dallas. So in hopes of us coming, they
had t shirts made and they was on live all day so me and my
family wouldn't cahos with none of this. We's all under the impression that they
were a team and this was a normal routine for them. The barber being
there, the braider being there, family being there, a lot of people
being there. This is our first time here. We are customers. We
have no idea what's going on behind the scenes. Number two, I was
never under depression that haircuts was free. Again, my family was watching the
Lives. We knew that he was cutting here for forty dollars. So when
we walked up and I said, I want to get one thousand dollars to
the barber to do free haircuts and one thousand dollars to the braider to braid
hair, it was because of the original video. The Sun said it was
slow due to marketing. That's marketing. God willingly, after we post a
video, there will be a line out the door. If there's a line
out the door and there's a barber and a braider doing hair while people are
waiting, that's marketing. So again, it's in a hood. You play
some music, you cutting hair, you braiding hair. You're all sitting out.
You'll having fun. It's a parking lot barbecue. So again we don't
know the behind the scenes, if they knew each other, if they didn't
know each other. And the reason why I didn't pay everybody individually. The
interaction that you see look longer than what it was. It was really only
like a five minute interaction. Within that five minutes, thirty to forty people
pulled up, they was pulling up and drove that parking lot was getting deep
fast. And for me and my family safety in general, I don't never
carry cash around, and nine times out of team, if we tip,
we always do it through the POS system. And even if we wanted to
do it a different way, jail and Apple pay wasn't an option because it
was four or five people at the same time alive. So for safety reason,
they wouldn't be able to say their phone numbers or their personal information out
loud. And as far as they'm taking my phone and putting the number in
on sell themselves, I wouldn't handle my personal phone or nobody. So the
POS system was then option that made the most send. I've learned through the
journey that sometimes it's deeper than the food, it's deeper than the marketing,
it's deeper than the customer service, and this is one of those cases.
In my opinion, Sweet Season got allowed to figure out, and I think
got in advance that they do figure it out. The last thing I'm gonna
touch on is the sun is misconstrued in something that I said, and I
don't appreciate it. After I said out loud in detail what we deemed the
money to be used towards, I also said, y'all can divv it out
how y'all feel necessary, meaning after the money hits, because it's a POS
system, it don't hit the same day. Y'all can send it out through
Apple, pay, through Zel, through cashaft, through check through cash however
y'all feel necessary. It's spread it amongst the team, I thought, and
I still think that that's a very clear statement, but it's being misconstrued,
in my opinion, intentionally misconstrued that I said, and the mom and the
son can say who get the money and who don't get the money? I
so keithly did tell her to distribute the money how she felt necessary. I
never said that, regardless of what was going on behind the scenes. I
felt on my heart to do what we did, so for the mom to
going back in and disregard. My heart was at and what I felt like
God was telling me to do in that moment, to shive you the money
how she felt necessary is one hundred percent wrong in my opinion. See the
means and I see the jokes, but I am not in the business of
shutting businesses down. Her actions did not sit right with y'all in her customer
base. That resulted in the situation that she in to day. You just
ate the food and left with tip, praying in advance to everybody in the
situation and stay safe. That's my biggest concern. Thank you. I appreciate
y'all. God bless you have an amazing day. I'll be safe. So
after you know, he releases whatever like some now, she decided that she
was gonna try to give the money back. So first she made a post
like come get your money, m right. Yeah. So then she tried
to like her son's reaching out, you know her, She was like no,
she was like my brother going already. She was like, I'm not
gonna come get uhing because why wouldn't you just be sitting it electronic? I
don't know, I'm not gonna come get nothing. Smell like a setup.
But she really fucked herself up because when I took like because I watched the
act, like the review of the food that she did and that did,
and he was, yeah, a lot of people would have tried it.
So the fact that you ruined ruined your business and your reputation over a thousand
dollars when that man's free promotion, what's going to bring you so much business?
Because again, like it was only a thousand dollars because the chickcats,
you say, hey, I don't need my Porsch, you could keep my
portion. I just want my brother to get his. So the only reason
why she even was going hard was because of her brother. She was like
because run dog is money. So it's amazing how much influence this nigga really
got. Like this nigga is an MMMA fighter who's yeah, yeah, niggas
am and he still fight on occasions. But the nigga is an MMA fighter
that just decided to start eating food and his fucking gone. And not if
he like your food, nigga, blesh your motherfucker business with just niggas who
come in to try your food off the strength of a far foot five in
a fighter who loved God and his family. But don't sugarcoat ship. So
it be the truth. How well, because I seen him eating one where
he went and copped that sweet potato pie that instead of having a regular crust,
it had Graham crackers. They never had a power ground cracker crust.
To I feel like that's pretty common. It's not believe it or not.
I know some pillow. I mean we you also a smack guy that you
keep bullshitting around about the world. Not ready for that, but but you
could be Keith Leaning right now. You out here, missus lest my nigga.
You see you work. You've been in the food district distribution industry for
ten plus years. I think you would know a few things. Mario said,
Keith Lee out here ruining ship for these foods, cameras, three fucking
people, that ship as wild as fuck. But that man said what he
wanted the money used for She is a whole scammer and greed gotta put on
blast. Ye, the feeding three people got me. You could have just
used up the money he left to feed people. If Keith Lee tells you
to do something, just do it, stupid, stop trying to get over
because the money that you're trying to get over with it. But that was
three thousand dollars that you didn't have when you started your dead and it was
given to you on top of the fact that Keith Lee literally is about to
keep you busy but at least the next three months. And now I was
like, imagine coming back the next day and doubling that little four Jean's that
he gave you that you had to distribute amongst your team. But now when
you're doubling, not is whatever you make. Now this is all your peoples
about. The idiots ever felt that anybody that dog has said something good about
it could be just because your pound cake is the best. Fucking Abs is
back there on this goddamn screen. That's a player. Every time I look
around, it's fucking scars and Abs. Brent said that right there is the
bullets of shit. Karma came for that ass a sappingon it because they were
already in line. Your character means everything. Karma was already in line,
planning on getting some food and saw. But it was the fact of how
she tried to make it seem like she didn't even know Charille when Sharille literally
like she introduced her like on the live and did everything. And if you
saw like, cause if you're going like she got the whole thing on her
page, if you saw how excited she was for them in the way that
she was cheerleading and shit because she got accute something something. Oh, well
you was, you was just doing whatever for Clout And she like Nigga,
they came because of me, because of my life. Right, he got
on my live and we got him here, and she was like, she
was so excited for them, like you would have thought it was her food
truck. And even after that, she still didn't ask for done. She
said her portion of the money. She wanted to see this black business grow.
And this black business turned out to be a bunch of holds. And
of course, you know, her and her friend fell out because he asked
her and out the post stuff, and she was like she wasn't at first
until they got to you know, planned in her face about her brother.
Well, that guy who is a word we cannot use on this platform.
Oh that nigga was screaming up some ship in his life. That's ain't no.
When they get screaming, and the picture changed a little bit. But
yeah, he was in a tizzy couple. He was at, what you
don't know who is? But you know who is? Oh, well then
we can't say we just called me a faggot, so she said, but
I can't. She starts aful part of the community. Fuck the freaky ass,
I said, cucumbers. She said, it's okay, fact we still
love it. Freaky ass oranges? Oh can I call him galas? She
didn't know Old Girl had a following on TikTok. She thought she couldn't do
nothing. Owner doesn't. I think that's what you think. Why are you
trying to find because not doing it? Because that a bunch of galas say.
You don't even have to know Keith Lee to tell them. All you
have to do is post a video and keep in his fans. Don't do
shady niggas with internet presence. It's crazy, y'all, really a swarm on
the motherfucker. Y'all don't know any of these people in this situation, but
y'all be like ya keep please say this long, bitch, because I mean,
look at look at the situation with like the barbs and making a sell
your mom's grave. That's a real thing that really like. But I don't
not the video of them like dancing. I don't know they tap danced on
her ship. That's crazy. Somebody was talking or something. I don't know
where that video came from. Oh, but even like bringing it, well,
no, I'm saying, like the video of self. Look, oh,
I think they just the Nikki song over it. Mama, she's not
that she said anything like the bar Oh no, we went to the grade.
No, that's why. But can she can she say this? Can
she say your mama in the situation, your mama jokes around for you.
I just want to make sure this is equal on all sides, because it's
right. Once you call my husband a pedophile for your dad, Mama,
that's all I'm saying. If we're taking gloves off, we're taking gloves off
because both things are true. Damn that was that got dark real? Okay,
so myself, So both things being true. Now, one of one
of those things, one of those things was not preventable. One of those
things was not preventable. Oh I'm sorry, but I start watching because that's
where I got that the sesame strepisode. But you you were you were mad
at you were mad at people because you made the choice to marry a sex
offender. You made that choice. You knew what your life was gonna be.
Like when you decided to say I do to a nigga who was taking
it from somebody who was saying I don't you knew where this was going.
That was colder than Nikki disc mm hmm. But you made that choice called
the big foot. It didn't even with that, like I feel like,
no, I don't know that that particular bar was. I was like,
it didn't make like it was stupid to me. And here's why, Like
I feel like like from a woman's standpoint, huh could have been while I
am not big at all, like I have no I don't know why I'm
so short, but I'm not. And Granny, damn, how do you
getting nothing bruff you? Maybe that's what problem. I can see that I
can see that was bringing you back to heaven. But then she carried her
mind was like ship put back, left, cut you off at me?
Is that what I'm always on him? No? But it's it is it's
crazy because when you look at it, it's one of those things where I
feel like Meg, not Meg, Nikki is playing into that shit of where
because Meg isn't a smaller woman. You know how they always try to make
it seem like women who aren't a smaller like they're less feminine. Other you
can't tell me Meg ain't fucking feminine. Okay. Yeah, so it's like
to make it seem like taller women are just like these huge threatening figures and
shit, and like they always met with a type of aggression, you know
what I'm saying. And I didn't like that. And like I said,
like even with me not being you know, tallerant shit, but like you
said, like my mom talked all like Granny was tall, and it's like
that, ain't one leave her house. Yeah, that's totally I'm not mad
at tall people. No, I make I make her read ship. I
ain't got no man in the house. I make her do a grab that
ship off the shovefreker ship. When Kim was there, that was just job.
Get your ball head ass up there and grab the spaghetti sauce, nigga.
I put it on his head before I numbers Like, I literally just
asked. The ball head just ripped and I took off from I figure,
if you put your face in my ass, what's the difference we putting my
ass at the top of your head. But it was like a Scout massage.
Okay, So Dino made a post in the group right, and there
was a post that well he didn't make it, but he shared it and
I said I was going to dress it. So the post said, you're
not gonna fuck the whole city then settled down with me and uh he shared
it was like a stop playing with me now. I want to if you
are not the person who has you know, been friendly with your yourself and
you and you feel that way, fine, I just really can't stand how
some of the biggest holes like as far as like when niggas because I don't
like women don't too much like there are women that talk about it like they
say it, but you don't see it as much as like men talk about
it all the time. That's why I'm using them. But you will have
niggas who say this when they have fucked everybody, and it's like, I
really be wanting to know like the thought process that you feel like, well,
I don't want to every time we fucking going somewhere, I'll see some
nigga that fucked you. What makes you feel like every time she goes somewhere
she want to see holes that fucked you. But it's what matter? Why
does it matter who had your bitch before you had? Every gotta pass.
Somebody has somebody before you met them. Why does it matter? Like,
are you walking around just in niggas face ogling them? Did you fuck my
bitch? Like? What did you? Niggas are very very weird, and
I don't understand, like what you insecure about some shit that you don't even
know unless you're really asking questions. Every nigga fucked my bitch? I mean,
was your chick loose like that? Now? She was, you know,
loosey goosey, and you don't want a wife. The whole understood.
But you know, hey, the next shick you gonna me might be a
little looser than earth. So one who had ten bodies, now multiply that
about five and the next bitch you got fifty bodies. They gotta been okay
with the ten body bitch. I'm just saying, if that's how you're looking
at it, I'm just saying, if you gonna look at bruh, you
ain't got I have been fucking for two decades, okay, Like I'm I
am about to be forty this year. Okay, I've been fucking for two
decades. Yeah, I'm like you think about it. Damn, we've been
for twenty years. But niggas wanting you like they be wanting you to be
fucking forty forty years forty forty five years old and not have no more than
three bodies under your belt, like in twenty years where fuck you relationships whole
life even I was married, I'm still sitting and running back like, damn,
thirty years. It's crazy you want chicks to have a low body count.
But yeah, most niggas think all chicks that had a whole face tone
probably up there with the Super Bowl at this point. That's crap about right,
was in the Air Force. We only don't like super Bowl fifty fifty
five at the most. I ain't talking about the bodies. I'm talking about
years. Fucking that's a good how doing tong got five? That slang is
crazy slang, a dangle lang. Bro get that little golden anniversary pain.
I don't know. Fifty years is to watch, ain't it? Oh?
Yeah, work for no putting there, work for half a centuries. Crazy,
somebody's got to do it. Swiveling his hip for a nikgla for a
half dollar, swinging her for a half dollar. No, I do,
like, I really, really really despise that niggas have that mindset to where
they feel like, Okay, if she has fucked, you know, over
this amount of niggas, and then the number don't even be high if she's
fucked over this amount of niggas, Like I don't want to be seen with
her because you know too many people that fucked her. But yet they really
expect us to be proud to walk around with them even though they had fucked
everybody. Whenever you go in the fucking bar club, it's this bitch,
this bitch, this bitch that you fucked. And then we all know how
women are. When women see that you have girlfriend. They do some DVUS
ship. Yeah, they do some real dvous ship. Yeah, and it's
light. Now. Now, I am not gonna act like bitches don't be
ruthless and bitches don't be scanless, because I know that they very well can
be. But we can say that in a lot of situations when it comes
to like a chick being in the spot with her dude and it's niggas in
there that you know she used to fuck with or whatever nine times out of
ten, Like she's gonna pay niggas dust because she's where she wanted to be
at. Meanwhile, when you were dealing with a dude who is fucked with
a bunch of people like it is a lot easier for this nigga to be
tempted just because it's pussy to him. For her, It's like with shit,
I don't like that nigga no more like I'm where I want to be
at, and it's it's kind of different. Now. That's not saying that
bitches were not cheat because I have seen it, But I'm just saying when
you're dealing with a nigga who's been out here, it's way more likely for
that nigga to stay loyal. Hoes have loyalty in them for some reason.
Like we we can be fucking and doing whatever we want to do, but
like when we actually with somebody, we'll, you know, be cool on
it. It be the hoes that don't be open about being hose that be
doing all the sneaky shouldn't be cheating. Those are the dangerous ones. The
open hose that will tell you, like shit, I do what I want
to do. We be the cool ones, we be the faithful ones.
But when, but when it's let me see, don't you say? All
my time? Mario said, I think that standard is changing. A lot
of dudes looking for virgin Mary. I enjoy a harlot, bring some skills
to the table. If I wanted to teach, I would have a podcast.
Clean pussy is all that is required. I need you sucking your own
titties and knowing how to come on your own. I cannot do approved.
Mm hmm. Bro, if you have only fucked three people in your life,
there is no way you know how to suck a deck. Beat it.
Get away from me. Give me shorty who has spent this block a
few times. I mean you know that. I don't think. Okay,
that's cool, show you something that you a minute. I wasn't ready for
that, I would, right, I ain't ask you for that. Oh
yeah, absolutely, And I'm just I'm just talking from general man. I
was a very late bloomer session dick experience. I was very late, like
I was. I was, I was late double digits. Second, I
had a kid a couple of years later, so I mean I was a
team mom. There you go my my very first time nasty since high school.
Well, to be fair, ain't no fair, that's what it was.
To be fair, it was it was the summer graduation, so that
was I had just turned eighty, because you know, my birthday always comes
like right after school lets out. So graduation was done, then it's my
birthday. So I had turned eighty. That was the year that Mama told
Da she upstairs, fucking I have he call you back when you go out
and tell me how your birthday. So but yeah, that's why I carry
a pistol now. So, Sherman, that was the first penis that I
brought anywhere close to my face. And and I told I Drew the comic.
Y'all saw when I start crying, you started crying. Look Sherman had
that horse dick that Mario said that old man had. Look like no,
yeah, and it's like, bro, this is my friend. You just
go wave with pringle can in my face like and then I tell like it
just it smelled like dick, Like I didn't just it was just it was
a dicky smell, like it was just fucking pure dick. It's like because
it wasn't like a thing where it's like this nigga didn't wash yourself like cause
Shane he was like he was a real clean nigga. Was just it smell
like Mario said, I know what you're talking about. But as a late
bloomer miss me me and you have caught up just saying because she you must
have been killing popsicles or something, because practice makes perfect. You know what.
I actually hated popsicles as a kid because I didn't like that Sh'S touching
my teeth. I only ate freeze pops because I can do like this with
them, like I would cuff my lip to go around the to get the
plastic so that it wouldn't touch my teeth. I hated popsicles. I'm addicted
to Magnum double caramel bars. Those are guilty pleasure in mind. They still
are at like seven dollars a box and it's only three and that's expensive to
me. I like, yeah, man, nope, I don't. I
love gelato. But you know where I get mine from? Audie? That
ship is good. It's fucking amazing. Yeah, that's what I get.
It's a caramel cookie crunch type ship. My motherfucker's good. But it's from
Audie. I bought the I bought some for us for Kayla because yet she
had wanted to see us. I mean, if I put it in my
pocket and walk out, you know what. But as far as like a
story discount, we employed discounts. Wow. Right, Well, now we've
gone through all our videos, but we have one more topic that I'm gonna
get through before we check out for the night. You know how, we
just finished up the conversation about you know, guys not wanting chicks that have
you know, dated or has sex with you know, certain number of dudes
before they got with him. A lot of people love to shame women for
like like the Daya Mall statement. So there was a post on Facebook and
it was like when they were like Daya massaists. So Ma is one of
the people. He's not here anymore, but Mall is one of the people
who was say, man, there's some holes came up with to feel like,
you know, such and such so they won't feel like hos or whatever.
And I'm like, dating multiple people is not abnormal, right, More
people need to date more than one person. And I feel like people think
dating automatically means fucking and that says more about y'all than anything. That means
that anybody you talk to you feel like they have to go on your draws,
because if you feel like that's not the standard, like oh well I
don't do that. Then if that's the case, why do you automatically feel
like everybody else did. That's kind of like the like what the Lori Harvey
think? But dating amal just means what I tell y'all all the fucking time,
stop being faithful to single people and then excuse me and then getting mad
when shit don't work out because instead of you exercising your options, you have
put all of your time, resources and focus on this one person before they
agreed to do the same thing. Y'all didn't have that mutual agreement to move
exclusively. You chose to move exclusively. If that's how you want to date,
that's perfectly fine. Like you have people like, well, I can't
focus on more than one person at a time. I get it. It
sucks for you, but I get it because people say, well, that's
I can't remember that many things about different. I'm like, if you have
more one friend and you can remember shit about each one of your fucking friends,
you can remember shit about dating multiple niggas if it's fucking worth remembering,
and if they're not worth remembering, then you know who to ax off the
fucking roster. The purpose of dating multiple people is to find the best fit
for you. So when it comes to them shaming women for wanting to date
them all, you know, so to speak, And that doesn't mean data
mall. Oh, any nigga that shoots the shot, you give them a
chance. That's not what that's saying. It's saying, if there are multiple
people that you were interested in, there's nothing wrong with dating and getting to
know all of them. Now, another bullshit ass argument that niggas had.
They're like, oh, well it's only cool for women to say. If
men say data mall, then we gotta be you know, fuck boys and
whatever. I'm like, No, it's how you date them all. You
can't and hide and do all of this type of shit and then get caught
up and then wonder why motherfuckers is mad. If you were honest about I
feel like dy like minded people, be honest about how you were moving.
If they choose to move forward with you, then they are signing the terms
and fucking conditions. But to sit here and lie and say that men couldn't
get away with it. I'm sorry, but I was born in nineteen eighty
fucking four, So with me being in the fucking era that I was in,
we watched a human fucking raisin literally date them all on flavor of love.
This nigga had a gaggle of bitches, a gaggle of bitches. And
it's like, whether it's yeah, like, whether it's flavor of love?
Yeah, flavor of love? You had really chance? You got the fucking
bachelor Michaels even the country nigga had his ship. And that's why I said,
j yeah, Like so getting sixty you nuts. And the crazy thing
about this is we're in an era where like watching TV of people dating them
all, Yet these motherfuckers is there waiting to be chose by one person.
They don't even got their own options to eliminate. So what are you talking
about? Like niggas literally cheered for watching this ship. So I don't want
to hear that men can't do it. They literally have shows around what do
you choose to engage with these kind of people? But the thing is,
so it's just a matter of communication, that's it. Because I live like
you ever just find yourself having a conversation with somebody, like, I see
why a lot of people block you on Facebook. I see how I see
how these interactions in like. Niggas shared this video of like back to rat
Beef, Benzeno and Eminem are dissing each other again. Welcome back to nineteen
ninety eight and shit, so he shares this video of them exposing Eminem.
I guess folks had like a bas Yeah, but like, who gives them
me? Personally? Bro? Who cares? He covered these motherfuckers up long
enough to become a rap superstar. It'd be a fucking icon and the great
White hope And now this shit coming out when he old and washed it?
Don't nobody? I asked him. I was like, bro, and I'm
like, bros, twenty twenty four, you want us to cancel Eminem?
What the fuck? Check it for? Dog? No? You know only
girls canceled things? Then why you posted? I guess you just wanted to
talk about it? Nah, I didn't really want to talk about What the
fuck is it? Why you entertaining what I'm saying? Talk about? Yeah,
niggas, if anybody are past no, we don't care about eminem talking
about black people conversation to the tape. That's all I was saying. Yeah,
Like, after we had this engagement, I was like, I see
why people are block you. Now, you're an idiot whatever, stupid.
He sound like that nigga that was mad, that dude telling him he was
wearing the same drugs. Yeah, he was so disgusted, so disgusting,
even trusting white is getting bitches and his eyes can't even focus. I was
a little jealous of the misert. He is married, but you know,
when you're getting money, you cheat on your wife. What goes. I
don't know. Cheating is a rich niggas sport. I don't got that kind
of money, So I don't cheat on people because I'm broke and if you
take me for half, all you gonna really get is the next box on
some sneakers at this point in life. Well, we are going to go
ahead and get out of here. See look y'all, we kept it under
three hours. I can go home and get ready for bed. I have
I have. Hey, no, people have been trying to come on the
show, and I'll be like, brock, y'all ain't noticed that I don't
like to talk to people like, I don't have guests on the show.
I just have like my people, and we sit here and we do what
we do like. And when I do have guests, they are always women.
I never have guys on the show. Sorry, it's enough balls in
here. I'm trying to balance thus out. So what you need to do
is stop saying, Hey, that is that friendship because we only have women
too. Hey, when did you know I did that? Who told?
Well? Forgot I've sat here and watched you say. I don't lie.
I ain't take that ship to Tone and Wine. You know you would be
more suited on a Death Fresh show. No, because he don't got a
vagina or no motherfucker tas you ain't know about sneakers in wrestling. Those are
different shows. Okay, well it's still coming to y'all. Different show.
If you asked me on a Death Fresh show, you got to have titties
as in a vagina. No. What I'm saying is when I refer them
to y'all, no, they be here for the nonsense. If I say
it's better for Tone and Wine show, that's not me specifying with show.
I'm looking for bitches who likes sneakers, but I turn that into a woman's
thing. I told you man, kicks and dicks come in twenty twenty five,
y'all, No I didn't. It was high. I wasn't binding.
It's binding. I mean if Ton could come up with put your guys wa
is it? Kid? Okay? Dog? That's all you saw? Tone?
Just read Carl Stone with kid in college. Damn, what's wrong with
you? We're talking about stolen kids? Are you talking about it? Just
think of something about one I Clyde, you know what you get out here.
So we are going to go ahead and wrap this up. I want
to thank you guys so much for tuning into this episode. If you were
not able to tune in live, you can always catch the replay on my
Facebook page on Monday mornings, or you can tune in for the audio only
episodes on all of your favorite streaming platforms Tuesday ten am, or whenever Tone
gets his ship together. So until next time, we got a hope. Mm hmm