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I played today with a ton of
gratitude and appreciation for the opportunity to do

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this. I'm really glad I get
to do it again tomorrow, and I'm

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gonna remind myself I'm a dog and
I'm ready for this moment. iHeartMedia,

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Wolf Wolf, I'm a dog.
I'm looking at a dirty dog right across

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this table. Wow wow, And
I'm looking at a pretty lovely, friendly

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dog. I don't know how to
deal with her. Yeah, Now you're

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a dog. J. J.
Jackson's daty Baale's. My name is Mike

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Siroy April Showers, bring money Flowers. Here on iHeartRadio. You're listening to

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the Nasty Ass down Beat on Wednesday, April twenty fourth, twenty twenty four.

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Oh the Wolf is here. Three
Dogs and a Wolf, one thousand.

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Apologies for missing I guess yesterday.
That's the only official one that we're

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on the hook for. Everything else
was on schedule as a Dingu and I

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were off a couple of days,
but big thanks to Pugs and Sybil and

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friends for jumping in here and knocking
out for the last couple of mornings.

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They're great fun, show them hit
the vibe. Good folk, You're supposed

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to be back yesterday. Yeah,
what do you want me to do?

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I mean, you can tell I
sound crappy still, but boy, you

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try to you pick a weird day
to take off. It's the day you

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get back from Vegas to get doubt
from from people. And even I was

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like texting Zach are Pd. You
know, I'm like, it felt like

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I was fibbing and I know,
I'm like, I'm not. But that's

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a hard day to It's like they
after the super Bowl. It's like,

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oh my god, I'm just sick. Yeah. I bet those rare moments

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when you have to convey information that
is so incredible that you feel like you're

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lying right when you're one hundred percent
telling the truth. Yeah, how many

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times does that happen? It's a
it's a really strange feeling, like you

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you have the sense that I am
lying right now. I'm trying to think,

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get over on somebody, but you're
telling the hundred percent truth. But

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it's just so unbelievable. I think
you're putting yourselves in the listener or the

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recipient shoes. You know. Yeah, I'm thinking if we just switched,

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I would think okay, But the
other I almost had a picture of like

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my thermal you know, because I'm
like, in his head, he thinks

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I'm still in Vegas extended went to
the Sunday Night fish Shoes. That's what

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I thought. You, I know, I mean, you deemed it the

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Flamingo flu the second I text you, because I'm a because I always want

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to try to one up things when
it's the perfect joke. I was like

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the Fremont Fleu. I was trying
to like think of something. I was

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like, No, the Flamingo flu
is absolutely perfect, and alliteration really works

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when you get the first two lests. Yeah, no, no, dude,

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it it's the right answer, because
yeah, you'd only imagine our boss

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seeing that text. It's like,
sure, you're sick. Oh it's right

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after four days in Vegas, huh
and then the very next days yeah yeah,

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four days, four total full days
off from work. It's bad enough.

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And I've had this happen to me. It happened to me one time

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where I had a planned vacation.
Didn't obviously have the connotation to what Vegas

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brings to mind as to what a
vacation could look like. Very normal time

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off. Probably stayed at home and
I was sick. I got sick over

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vacation and just could not make it
back. I think it was up here.

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I think, in fact, it
might have been the only sick day

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that I've ever taken up here.
And uh, even doing that, it's

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just the fact that you've been off
and you're supposed to come back and you

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call in. It's like, dude, sure, you're just trying to stretch

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this out. But then when you
add I was in Las Vegas for four

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days, that really makes it insane. Nor I believe I was like us,

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Kevin's gone, you know, so
it's like we have to you know.

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It's honestly, it's over set at
this point. But the stool needs

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three legs, and it's harder with
two. It's impossible with one, possible

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with one. Unless you're Kevin Gray, right who You listen to his postgame

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half hour of just one person going
on and doing it beautifully. It's an

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impressive feed. It's something that I
wish that I could do, right.

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I hope that I never have to. You had to do one segment by

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yourself metallic blasted metallic? Yeah I
did. I did karaoke for an hour,

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but it kind of put me in
a strange position. Yeah, I'm

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like, okay, so what are
the all alternatives here? And our boss

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said, well, Danny, you
could cobble together something maybe called TC or

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whatever. But we already had PUGS
in place, and I know he loves

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doing this, so it's like,
well, let's get pugs first option.

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If he and Sybil aren't available to
slide in and do another day, then

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y'all I'll put something together. Right. But it was very thankful that.

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I mean, by proxy, I
felt great that whole time, perfectly.

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I just got a free day off. I know, I know, because

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you're sick, I'm texting you.
It's like still feeling a little scratchy back

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there, buddy. I think that's
the first text I got yesterday morning,

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like you're gonna need another day.
I'm You're like, I could just tell

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great, right, Well, whatever, we're back. We're strong, maybe

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stronger than ever. Look at all
nice tech messages welcoming us back. Carry's

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asking about my bleach b hole for
some reason, that's not what we're uh,

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that's not what we're out there doing. Did not we didn't turn our

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back in a listener. Yeah,
so we got this, man, We're

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gonna knock it out today. We
gotta obviously. Man, it was a

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late night last night as we were
all watching some Dallas Mavericks and get Her

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Done huge. We had all morning
to discuss that. At least a couple

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of segments worth we'll jump in.
It's funny because we haven't been on the

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air since they started the first round, and I think that we'll spend all

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of our MAVs talked today and probably
not even mention Game one as far as

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like breaking it down and looking at, you know, certain aspects of that

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game that were relevant at that time, because those things come quick. Man.

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Yeah, and yeah, I know
we're gonna discuss this at Lenk,

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but you know they talk about these
as you know, game three coming up

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on Friday. Man, so far
you could refer to these as rounds,

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right, That's what it looks like. Yes, a big fight, and

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it's fun. I do have one
thing from Las Vegas if you are curious,

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nine am, I'm gonna well review
you the sphere. I spent two

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magical nights basking in love and light
with hippies across America in the sphere and

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it was something but nine o'clock this
morning my brother Cash from certain to Siroch.

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The certain Desrocho was going to come
in here and join us. He

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was there as well. God wants
you stuff. We just want to review

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it. Oh, I mean there
was there was wheelchairs, there were people

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being dragged out. Who was it? We will tell you at nine madness.

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But it was fun and we'll give
you an honest I'll give you an

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honest review of the sphere. Well
you may not even have ever heard,

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but nine o'clock will do that.
But there's something Vegas related that I wanted

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to talk about, and I figured, six oh seven am before Christina wakes

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up, this is a this is
a break I think it is a breakfast

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boner. Any chance? Why not? Why? That's the real question?

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Underutilized. Man, Yeah, this
is a breakfast bonus. It kind of

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is. I guess you tell me
afterwards. So one thing about Vegas.

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I've traveled with Christina dozens and dozens
of times. Man, we you know,

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been together a while, but we
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way to say it. We're not
a farting couple, you know what I

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mean, Like, we don't do
that stuff. I think that's good.

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I don't know it's up to you. Whatever you If you're a fighting couple,

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cool, but we're not clarify that
a little bit. I mean,

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both of you clearly pass rectal gas
on a daily basis. You are human

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beings. You just don't draw attention
to it. We try, I think,

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Yeah, I don't try to make
her laugh with a huh hilarious fart.

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No Dutch ovens in play Dutch ovens
exactly like I don't. And I

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don't think I've ever heard her do
it, you know, And I don't

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know when you know, she goes
to the bathroom, all this stuff,

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you know, like you just don't. We don't make a show of it.

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I don't know, maybe because we're
unwed for now, who knows,

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But we just don't do it.
You know what happens with girls, And

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there's YouTube evidence to show this where
the girls will, oh, the build

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up, the build up, like
they're hanging out with their man and they'll

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have their phone on them, you
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it's yeah, and they they're talking
to a friend or whatever, and it's

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just like the it's basically the step
brothers fart. Yeah, they've been saving

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them up for the power hours that
they're capable of thirty five seconds long,

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loud, powerful, noxious, thirty
five seconds look like whenever you're not around,

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they're separate cake fart instrum, grand
account. We're farting on a birthday

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cake, just holding their lower intestines
hostage for the duration of your meal together,

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and then they just release it in
one final blow. All right,

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The loudest fart I've ever heard.
When I was a kid, we were

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on vacation and it was my mom
in a hotel room. In my memory

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it was it was ten seconds of
just pure base bass boost. I mean,

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so, yes, I think you're
absolutely right, but we don't do

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that. You know, I'm kind
of happy for it too. We don't

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need to do that. Whatever if
you do, and if you're married forever,

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who cares, if you have a
kid, pull my finger, fine,

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I'm with you, with you because
there's certain and some people say,

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oh, you guys are so uptight. There's some element to retaining a smidgeon

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of mystery. Right, yes,
And once you start doing that, it's

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you. If you don't put that
horse back in the barn, then it

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becomes a game. Then it becomes
probably one upsman, and then it comes

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to starting your own YouTube channel documenting
the e don't need it, so anyway,

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that's our status. Right, So
in Vegas, we have a room,

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you know, beautiful whatever. Actually
fine, we say the Harrows,

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right, which casino wise is kind
of old school though, right, old

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school, but it's nothing special.
But the room was perfect, it was

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nice. But what they don't have
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Vegas why because the last few trips
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we don't have the powerful bathroom fan
anymore. You know, you should have,

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especially a hotel industrial quality. You
know, their toilets are strong,

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like we're not going to go fix
clogs and toilets every damn night of our

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lives. You put you know,
like if you go to a lobby,

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you know, a lobby of a
hotel, those are massive, powerful toilets.

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They can do anything. And even
the hotel rooms are pretty strong.

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But there's usually a fan too,
like a loud, strong fan. But

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look, the point is this,
My sweet Angel is sleeping, you know,

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in her bed, and if you're
staying four days together, you're in

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your hotel room, you're gonna have
to do a little bit of damage every

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now and again. And I go
in there and it is just an echo

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chamber with no fan. I need
some cover fire, Danny. It is

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silent in that room, and my
sweet little angel sleeping, and I'm in

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there doing a Neil Perk drum solo, and I'm like, you can hear

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this, maybe in the next room
over, certainly in this room right here.

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So then cover fire sink on,
yep, maybe even shower on if

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you need it, louder. That's
what that's the secret. Okay, it's

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the shower. Start the shower,
waiting for it to warm up, do

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damage, and then while you're in
the shower, it gives the dissipation time

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necessary to clear you an all wrongdoing. Right, yeah, any evidence mean

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while you're sweating, right, yeah, exactly, I've dying in the seat

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in my new steam room that I
built in the harrows. You just think,

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go to the lobby, Okay,
how about this for an over Yeah?

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Okay, no, that's fair.
That is fair. People a uncomfortable

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Yeah, yeah, some slots I
got, I got a ticket I got

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to turn in. But the sports
books about the clothes I gotta turn into

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another winner of which there weren't too
many. But then how about this for

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an overthink, start the shower,
provide that cover fire, do your damage.

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In my head, she still hears
the flushing that is now six minutes

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into what sounded like a shower,
right, it's thereby what then you're just

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toast anyway, you know, or
maybe she's asleep the whole time and never

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hears a thing. What was so? What did you end up doing the

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shower well? Or did you just
okay? It also depends if I was

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gonna get in the shower, like, hey, I'm gonna take a shower,

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you know, freshen up whatever,
then I do the shower trick shower

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on, damage control in there,
routing and tuton and then into the shower

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and then like we said, but
middle of the night, when it's dead,

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silent, no TV on, there's
not Friends on or whatever crappy thing

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is on every TV. I'll be
there for you. I love this episode

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when they do the clap it's forfarts
just right. Yes, the office open

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is way quieter and shorter than the
Friends open, by the way, for

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coverage, But middle of the night, right, no TV on, silent

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in this room, dead least deathly
silent, and there is a chance that

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she's asleep, and why would she
care she hears something? Whatever I mean

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for humans, But in that case, I would just do the sink.

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It doesn't provide that much noise,
okay, And then how about the flush

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it in time your loud moments to
win the flush you know, to try

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try to hide that too, and
then you run into the not getting at

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all, and you got to do
the double flush, and then that's just

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you might as well fight as well. Just left the door open, and

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yes, no, I'll do five, turn on the fire alarm and just

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let let the world know. Hit
all the lights. Upsy daisy, what'd

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you do? Well? I did
all the things I just said, like,

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I mean whatever I think. It's
not that yeah sink you just had

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sink, Yeah, sink in the
mother night. And then shower if I

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could mask it under a shower,
and then I would take a shower,

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which I didn't even need. Oh
you needed it out after that, miss

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bad. There was nothing to abnormal. It's just sort of let buffet food.

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I didn't go to one buffet,
although I do love it was back

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of the day, man, oh
my god. And I think they're fifty

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bucks if you're lucky. These days, I think I looked up the either

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the Lagier or the Venetia. The
Venetian buffet is up to like one hundred

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bucks. Yeah, you you might
get lucky for for breakfast. The breakfast

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might be a little lower. Yeah, maybe fifty or sixty Yeah for breaky,

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Yeah, thirty nine if you're lucky. I got the nice, nicest

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places. But no, I didn't
do any buffet. So you woke up

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in the middle of the night and
one time were removed. One time I

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did, like if we're dead asleep
and then you know what, it's three

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in the morning to evacuate, and
she is like a seal team six member.

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I don't know how, I don't
know when. You never will.

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It's one of the great mysteries of
life. It's amazing. What are you

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all making a boo boo? When
does that happen? What does that happen?

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Yeah? You going in the yard? What's happening? How do you

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do this? Look, guys,
it is a part of life. So

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if you have to go, you
have to go. Like, I don't

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think she would I think she wouldn't
say anything like or make you feel some

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kind of way you any other restaurant, No, she I know she wouldn't.

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You could have died. Okay if
you hold that, No, I

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don't got to be maybe why you
got sick just retaining all the bacteria?

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Do you need to make a poo
poop? And then let's factor in that

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you probably didn't bring your travel poo
pere bottle with you, did you know?

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Then how do you what if?
Oh? That just oh man,

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you cover that up. I don't
know what are they saying. I know

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you're looking at the text thread.
There's gotta be some advice out there,

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No, not much. A lot
of people say they don't fart in front

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of their significant others, right yeah, which I mean if it slips out,

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it slips out. I mean,
it's not like saying you're going to

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fart parade like no, no,
you're you're like comparing farts like who could

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fire hard? But it's just like, I mean, it's you've told me

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that you you've guys been watching a
comedy together and you have the laugh too.

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Yeah, I laughed fun and then
we just kind of saw it's just

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silent for a second, and she
doesn't acknowledge it when my stomach muscle contraction

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close calls yeah, and then that
brings you to the whole different dynamic.

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Yeah. Yeah. But at home
obviously there's you know, options galore,

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But in this cacophonist hotel room,
it's just and I think the last like

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three hotels you went to didn't have
a fan, That's what I'm saying.

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So I don't know if if something's
changing. I think, I think,

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why are they doing that? I
don't think there are any hotels anymore like

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I think, like especially the newer
hotels, I don't think there's any because

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the last hotels I'm saying, actually
there's no fans. Yeah, that's what

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I'm saying. How do you ventilate
that room? No, I guess maybe

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you don't, or maybe they're built
a certain way where something I don't even

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know, maybe there's more circulation or
something, or if it's just straight cost

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because this industrial fan system in every
hotel room, I mean times at by

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thousands when you build a place or
rebuild a place, I honestly thought that

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was the reason they were installed.
Because those things, compared to the one

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you have at your house bathroom,
they sound like a seven forty seven.

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When you turn them on, they
are louder than God. And that's what

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we need. Yeah, I thought
that was the reason that they put them

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in there, because those walls are
paper thin. My god, if you

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if you don't have your that weird
window under the window unit air conditioner blasting,

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you can hear the lady walk the
damn housekeeping cart four doors down right.

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Like those walls are paper thin,
you can hear someone screwing who floors

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away from you. Yeah, I've
just looked it up. Why don't hotel

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bathrooms have exhaust fans? Is there? I'm looking at this is changing.

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I don't know. You know,
there are some people claiming it. There's

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a couple of Reddit articles about it, but I mean, I don't know.

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Man. Well, you pop into
a day's in off of an interstate

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though, and that thing is that's
what I was counting on. Well,

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I'm hoping for I don't know,
more exciting Vegas stories. Yeah, just

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like that one or two. All
right, I have something else that I

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think now is the time for.
Because Kevin, our buddy, is on

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his way back, right, I
think he's in the air right now.

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I don't know how far he's made
it. He may still be over land.

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I don't know if he's been over
water yet. Do you have the

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thing he texted his flight information?
Yeah, I hang it once, tracker

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on while you do. I have
inspirational audio JJ that I'm gonna play,

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and I think it has to be
played now because either he's just on his

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flight or he's just over land about
to go over the Atlantic again. Look,

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I'm not saying this is great American. He's got to be American,

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right, Yeah? Yeah, but
I paid forty bucks for it. You

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paid forty bucks for what for this? I was supposed to get this before

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he left, and I just got
a couple of days ago. I got

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Kevin a cameo from the Jardian's lady. Okay, I said it's too Cavio,

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and I told her my friend is
scared to fly over the ocean,

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and he thinks she's playing it's gonna
end up in the Atlantic, and as

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he's now on his way back,
he still needs this inspiration. So look,

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you're leaving it up to Deanna Cologne, the original singer and dancer from

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the Jardians commercial that we all love
so much, to provide some inspiration to

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Kevy so he doesn't croak on his
flight back. And here you go,

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Deanna Cologne, the Jardians lady with
a message for Kevin. Hey, what's

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up there, buddy. Okay,
I don't know how to exactly say.

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Your name is a Kevo or a
Kivo or a key Viio, I don't

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know, but whatever it is,
I heard you're taking your first trip to

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Europe. Dude, good for you. I hope you have a freaking ball

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and your friend there, Mike asked
me to sing you a song to reassure

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you that you're not gonna die on
the plane. Dude, You're not gonna

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die on the plane. Hey there, whatever your name is, because I

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don't know how to say it,
You're gonna take a trip to Europe and

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you're gonna survive it. Don't you
freaking worry. You won't end up in

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the ocean. You're gonna be okay, and you'll land and you're gonna have

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a commotion. That sucked. But
I literally like maybe I should be a

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rapper. I don't know should I
be a rapper? Because I just like

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literally split that off the top of
my head. I really did. I

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wish I knew how to really say
your name, because then I could have

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like really written some stuff. Do
you know what I'm saying? You know?

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You? O Mike, what are
you doing over there? I mean

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your friend? But dude, listen, I hope you have a freaking blast.

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I hope you have a blast in
Europe. I don't know exactly where

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you're going, but make sure you
go to Italy. Have an absolute blast,

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have so much fun. You got
a great friend here and Mike,

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Mike, I'm just kidding, you're
a good guy. Listen, have a

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blast. Eat all the pasta,
all the bread, the butter, the

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wine, do it all. Have
the champagne, have all the desserts.

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Go to every baker. I'm telling
you, I mean, like, listen

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to me, and thank you so
much for being a fan of the commercial.

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Sending you so much love. I
hope you have a blast, and

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I also hope you don't die on
the flight back home. Yeah, don't

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don't die on the plane, Okay, and listen. If something goes wrong,

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just cling to like you know,
the chunky, Like find the chunky,

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cause like you know what, we
survive, all right, Love you

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an American treasure. Deanna Cologne.
Deanna bomb Chica Cologne as she's listed how

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much of that run you not bad? That was the did you pay for

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the minute? Dollar a minute?
The Jardian's lady trying to sing Kevin a

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song that he's not going to die
in Atlanticotia. It just said Kevio and

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I guess the vo Cavio. She
thought it could have been Cavio, which

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is weird, and then it's bug
me. I wrote Cavio like Mario,

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which that's clarified it. I don't
know, well, I got a flight

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update on Yeah, dude, okay, so that music is not played by

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the way, no connector. He's
going straight from Rome to df dub.

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This is an eleven and a half
hour flight. Give me the flight number,

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uh a A two thirty nine.
Right at this moment, he has

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probably been over the water for at
least a couple of hours. Okay,

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it looks like he flew straight from
Rome directly I guess northwest and went over

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the entire country of France in Yeah, he's over Great Britain right now.

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Right, Oh, he's past uh
Ireland is in his rearview mirror. If

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this is accurate, So he is
full on just wide away mean, this

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is what's in his future. He
is going over the exact place the Titanic

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went down, Blue above, blue
below. I mean, look at that,

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Mike, I know. I mean
that's hours over water, pure water,

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so pure water, ocean water,
pure water, deep water. Oh

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and look once he gets kind of
close to North America, even when he

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hits land, he's still kind of
stuck in a channel for a while gap

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there. He's supposed to land at
two thirty six the FW time. Yep,

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he's got eight nights. So he's
been in the air for about three

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hours and it says he's arriving light. Yeah, it does say twenty minutes

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later. So he did have a
little bit of a nightmare getting out of

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here too. Yeah, we'll hear
about that. He missed the or they

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delayed the hell out of his flight
by four or five hours, and he

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missed his next flight in Barcelona.
But he made it. By all things

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that I'm hearing, we didn't communicate
too much, like I kind of leave

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him alone, but he sent me
a video of him in the pit of

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the Dave Matthew Show having him last. We will have all the Keviot stories

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you need when he gets back tomorrow, but it's just me and Danny.

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Today hits JJ and we're gonna do
a lot of maps. We'll get to

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that and probably thirty five minutes or
so in Sports at seven. But coming

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up next it's the most important thing
in the world, a big decision in

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the USA that impacts workers us and
very likely you will kick that around.

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Plus we have to replay one of
my favorite Nanny songs that you may have

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missed because I think we only played
it once. We'll do it all,

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and we'll do it all next right
here. A ninety seven won the Freak