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Tape deck Media. See hello and
welcome to see you at the Potty Richter.

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My name is Chris Chapman, and
with me as always are Aaron Frescas

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and Joseph bec Castro. We're gonna
take a look at Arnold's twenty thirteen action

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comedy sort of Western vehicle, The
Last Stand today. Aaron's got some production

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information for us, so I'm gonna
throw it over to him. Aaron,

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why don't you hit us with that
sweet sweet knowledge? Oh hello? So

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they yes, The Last Stand directed
by Jiwan Kim or Kim Jiwan, depending

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on I guess that's you know,
it's we always flip it in America for

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some reason, or they're gonna do
it American. God damn it. I

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don't. I don't get it,
though. What's the point, because I

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like, because they some cultures do
surnames first, okay, So so technically

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Kim is his surname. I mean, I'm not going to claim to know,

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but it's like Kim jong ill Kim
Jong un, right, or like

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young Young Kim I remember the closer
for the Diamondbacks back in the day,

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like Kim. I mean, it's
actually different in Korean. Somebody explaining that

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me this once when I was in
Korea. But it's like Kim Young young

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so or like Yao ming the name
on the back of his jersey was Yao

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because that was like so. Then
Kim's a super definitely a super common name

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because it seems like a lot of
actors have that too. Yeah. Yeah,

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very popular, popular but common Korean
name. Okay, anyway, that's

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the director, and it kind of
seems like he was actually one of the

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first people attached to the film,
with the studio Lionsgate bringing him a board

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around twenty ten, and he,
like I said, he's a popular He's

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from South Korea, is a popular
South Korean action director, and this is

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actually his first English language film,
slash us debut. Was he on there

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pre Arnold or was this an Arnold
vehicle from the very beginning? From what

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I read, I think it was
variety, But he was attached before Arnold.

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Oh, like one of the first
people, I think so. Some

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of the other project projects he's directed
include the Korean films A Tale of Two

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Sisters, The Good, the Bad, and the Weird, which I watched

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part of I didn't finish because I
gotta read no honestly, I was in

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and out of the house, and
eventually, like I ended up, which

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we'll get to later, I ended
up rewatching. I ended up watching two

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movies that we'll talk about later that
I ended up watching, ended up watching

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and staid. But it's basically like
a it's a Western pretty much. It's

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a it's a like a South Korea
in Westwood's like about chasing a map.

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I need to finish watching it.
But it was good. It's a very

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it's kind of it's a little more
comical than than this, but it's kind

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of kind of the same tone.
But that's was like, this movie was

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hilarious to me. Yes, this
movie is awesome. And uh, then

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he did an Apple TV series called
Doctor Brain, which I would have watched.

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But who the hell has Apple TV? Do you I do? There's

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like there's like surprisingly good shows on
there. What do you have? There's

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not a lot I really enjoyed.
There's a Mythic Quest, which is made

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by the guy who makes Always Sunny
in Philadelphia. I really think that shows

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which super good? Which guy is
that? Rob mcleanny. He's like the

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actual Yeah, Mac, Yeah,
it's a scripted show. Yeah, it's

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a it's a it's got two seasons
I think so far. Well what's it

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about? I don't I don't know
if the third season is happening or not.

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Uh, it's basically they run he
runs a video game company that they

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they produce like a a M M
O RPG, like a World of Warcraft

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type type game. And that's basically. I mean, it's it's about a

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lot of stuff, but that's that's
the premise. It's just a video game

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studio. And then there's I mean
that's where ted Lasso is, but I

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haven't watched that. That's where I
have watched. What's there other severance is

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there? I haven't watched it.
No, I don't watch a lot of

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TV, so I don't even know
why I have this stupid thing. But

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uh, well, why did you
sign up for it? Then? Uh,

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specifically I wanted myth request and something
else I don't even remember. Now

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it's been so long that Leonardo DiCaprio
movies on there which one kills the flower

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move. Yeah. Oh, you
know, there is a place to get

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all this stuff that is not Apple
TV. It is somewhere in the High

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Seas exactly. But I think you
just get a nice black flag and you

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go to the high seas find whatever
you're looking for. I'm too lazy to

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get it when it's easy to get
let alone, when I have to do

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extra work for like pirate Ship.
WHOA, Okay, this is off record

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because he walked away, But uh, who said anything about pirrating? I

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don't know what you're talking about.
I said pirate ship, like pirate style.

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Shit. I didn't mean I was
pirrating things. Carian. Yeah,

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exactly. You read that you like
Pirates of the Caribbean. Sure, okay,

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first one's good. Yeah, the
other two were fine, and then

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there's four more that I've never watched. Yeah, I don't anyway. So

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yeah, it's called Doctor Brain.
It's it's a Korean show. It's uh,

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Apple TV's first Korean It's all.
It's in Korean, so you gotta

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read if you're into that. So
uh the last stand written by It was

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written by Andrew Nauer, who doesn't
have too many credits on IMDb, but

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most of them seem to be comedies, with the only one I've heard of

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being A Senior Year starring Rebel Wilson, which is the one where I think

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where she it's in a coma when
she's in high school and she wakes up

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when she's as old as reb Wilson
is, Oh, is that what it

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is? You know what I'm talking
about. I vaguely remember it, and

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like in my memory, it was
just like it was a never been kissed.

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It was like old lady goes back
to high school. I think that's

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what I think. That's what it
was. In Erico Watchington. She said

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she liked it, but I didn't
end up watching it. He does share

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credit on that one with a couple
of other guys. But so, according

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to a Variety, Jeffrey knockman Off
was brought in to rewrite The Last Stand,

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although I guess it was obviously an
uncredited rewrite because he's not credited.

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The only credited writer on IMDb is
Andrewnwer. But yeah, so Jeffrey knackman

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Off neck necktch natch min Off.
I don't know no an ach neck ornatch

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man Off. So anyway, he's
basically an action writer with credits including Trader

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starring Don Chiadle say it, Chiodle, that's right, right's the French guy?

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Right? Yeah, yeah, it's
about the French Revolution. That sounds

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more Italian. Cheattle anyway, and
then the roll on Emeric Masterpiece of the

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Day after Tomorrow. He wrote that
the movie, Yeah, it's fine as

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far as movies goes, perfectly entertaining
as exactly. It's it's a movie you

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leave on the background, Yeah,
when you're cleaning or if you're hung over

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at a a whatever you call it
Airbnb out in the middle of nowhere in

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Washington and they only have a bunch
of DVDs there. That's one that you

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put on along with Infinity War even
though you've never you've never seen any Marvel

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movies, and that's what you start
movies. Nice, what is a good

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one to start with? Yeah,
that movie like blew my mind because the

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only one, actually the only ones
I've seen before that were I watched like

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the first twenty minutes of Avengers and
fell asleep, and then I also watched

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I Think with you Aaron and our
friend Eric, we went and watched Captain

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America in theaters and that was good. We kind of sucked. I mean,

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it's good for I am like that
movie. Yeah, it's I mean,

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I feel a lot better about it
now, but like at the time,

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I was like, it's like the
Rocket tea I've seen Thor and I

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just watched Thor again last night.
It's not very good. That's fine.

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I like Thor more than almost like
anybody I know, Like I really enjoy

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that the first one, Yeah,
like the first the first one, I

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don't know, yeah, but I
probably like it gets better as it goes

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on. Yeah, but the beginning, I don't know what I watched.

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I'm like, they're in like New
Mexico, it's all desert ye. And

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then they're in this like shitty cgi
space place like I don't give a fuck.

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So those were the two I watched. I'm like, dude, why

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is everybody in this ship? And
then I saw a preview for ant Man.

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I'm like, are you fucking kidding? Me ant Man, like,

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dude, this ship is so dumb. And then it was like, oh,

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we've seen Infinity War like preally freaking
game, Like I don't watch that

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ship, bro, And then then
I watched Infinity War. And then I

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watched like everything at least like every
movie at least like three times, like

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John Stewart and Half Baked. Have
you ever seen Infinite War? But that

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one and that one and Winter Soldier
my two favorites serrem, We're watching Winter

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Soldiers super high, and like time
slows down and then like, uh,

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you know, fucking Bucky comes out
of nowhere just like what Oh I forgot

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that happened. This movie is amazing. Yeah, so all right back to

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the movie. Oh yeah, I
heard that after tomorrow. Okay, again,

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which drugs are you doing? I
don't know, Probably mushrooms that would

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be. I'm granted, I don't
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drugs anymore at all, But like
when I was, I don't, I

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do too many of them and then
I freak out. So that movie would

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have freaked me the fuck out,
Like I mean, like it's perfectly I

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mean I was. I wasn't like
blown away, but it was like enjoyable.

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Had you seen it? I actually
watched it in theaters. So and

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if we're on now, I'd be
like it's trophy or whatever, but enjoyable.

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It's fine. But Aaron, you
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you had seen the movie before and
you were on drugs. Maybe I feel

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like when i'm I only really do
weed. If I'm high, I can't

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watch a new movie. But if
I've seen the movie before, oh,

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shit, It's like it doesn't matter
what it is. Yeah, maybe mushrooms

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are different. Like, I've only
done it once, and I wasn't watching

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anything. I was just trying in
my room, trying not to die,

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so or what I thought was trying
to do. I was watching the door

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breathe and then figuring out what's going
on with life and then forgetting anyway anyway.

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But yeah, so he also sorry. Jeffrey Nackmanhaff also wrote, wrote,

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and developed a show with Dylan McDermott, Dylan McDermott, and Tony Kollet

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called Hostages, which is about a
surgeon being blackmailed into assassinating the president after

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a family's taken hostage by a rogue
agent, which sounds like it would be

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a plot of a movie, but
it was a show with like sixteen episodes.

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Jesus Christ's It's just I don't know. I was like when I read

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that, I was like, wait, what that sounds like a two hour

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movie, not a sixteen hour show. It's like prison break, Yes,

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exactly, broke out of prison and
then they're like, oh fuck, we

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were expecting to get canceled. Do
we put him back in prison? Yeah?

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I think they're doing. Yeah,
he has to go back in.

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I'm pretty sure, but I think
maybe between the two writers, it kind

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of feels like you can tell which
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the movie. Sort of maybe I
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he just rewrote the movie. And
then it was Once Arnold came on board,

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it was like, okay, now
we got a red lines for him.

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Yeah. But yeah, as I
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was Arnold's first film after spending the
previous seven ish years as governor of California,

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with his last starring roles California,
California. Yeah, there you go.

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I even wrote it down fanatically and
I still did it wrong. But

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his last starring role being ten years
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to Terminator three, And believe it
or not, he wasn't actually the first

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choice for the role. They originally
wanted Liam Neeson for it, but he

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ended up passing and it was offered
to Arnold, And that definitely would have

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been a different movie than what we
ended up getting. Yeah, because well

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I think Liam Neeson is somewhat capable
of doing comedy. He still would have

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given the movie like it just would
have been a more serious tone. Yeah,

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definitely, this is pre or post
taken. This is post it.

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I looked at two thousand and eight
oh eight, Yeah, so I think

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this might have been after taking two
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the Gray, I was looking at
his list but uh or his credits,

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but anyway, And I think the
only comedy I've seen him in is funny,

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but it's mostly because he's playing himself
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super serious and intense in situations that
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Ted when he's asking about the cereal, which I watched today because I was

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watching both the things I mentioned right
now today that that's just or was it

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Ted too? I think it's just
it's just great. He's talking about tricks

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and if they're for kids and if
he can still buy him and I don't

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know it was, and then his
thing on life is too short when he's

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attempting to do improv just gets me
every time. Because I've watched that today

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too, so that I think I
showed it to you guys, are mentioned

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it to you, guys, I'll
send you a link to it. It's

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it's with Ricky Gervais and uh Steven
Merchant and it's about Warwick Davis like it's

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his show. Oh okay, yeah, I've seen that. And Liam Neeson.

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In the first episode he randomly like
walks in and he uh too because

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there at Warwick Davis is at Stephen
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and he's like, I want to
start doing a comedy impro like improv anything,

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and they're like, okay, let's
improv a scene. And just the

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way he improves, he's just basically
doing the same thing asn't Ted, but

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it's like it's darker, so it's
it's pretty good anyway. So yeah,

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basically he's Leslie Nielsen because Leslie Nielsen
was like a serious actor. Yeah,

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but he wasn't a comedic actor.
But then they put him in. But

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he but he can serious. But
he was saying funny stuff. Yes,

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but he does it differently, like
I don't know, explain it, like

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different kind of serious, like he
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he's still he's still in on the
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of the silly straight man where leading
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Ted role, and that is just
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basically, and it's it's not goofy
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but it's I don't know, it's
it's uncomfortable. I think it's uncomfortable for

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the it's uncomfortable for the people in
the scene. Yeah, but uh,

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but he basically does the same thing
in A Million Days, a Million Ways

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to Die in the West. But
he's also the villain, so I didn't

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really need to be funny there.
Which did you guys watch that movie because

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I liked them. I did.
Yeah, I'd like almost everything that Stephan

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family. Well granted it's it's completely
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the voice now. But yeah,
it's fine, it's it's I don't know,

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but yeah, I very much enjoyed
Ted Milly, Ways to Die in

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the West, the Orville. I
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It's just a star Star star Trek. Everybody's more like modern day person.

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most part, it's just Star Trek. But I watched, uh, I

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have Peacock because it was they had
a Thanksgiving Black Friday. It was twenty

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bucks for a year, so I
got that, and I watched the season,

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like the season and Ted and which
it was it's entertaining, like it's

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yeah, because he wrote I think
he wrote all of them, or he

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know he wrote most of them.
He direct all of them, I think.

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But yeah, it's it's good.
You should check it out of Peacock,

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which is probably even less of a
chance than that, which or I'll

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give you the beast word for Peacock. It's good. Yeah, I have

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your peak. Yes, yeah,
you do. Hey, anyway, okay,

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moving on? Oh yeah, so
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I'm sure the last end probably still
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it, but I'd say it's this
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to resembling like an eighties or ninety
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glad that Arnold ends up being in
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have a few movies left from his
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we'll get one more m although Chris
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edit? What's escape plan? Escape
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not not as much as that.
So yeah, no, this this one's

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better. This one's like, this
one's more in line with that, Yeah,

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like the silliness sort of. Yeah, I mean it's not that the

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other one's not silly at all,
because it kind of is. But I

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think this one executes it a lot
better. Gotcha. The only one I

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can think of is I think he's
a killing gun there, but I haven't

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seen that. But anyway, this
did make me curious if how like one

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of those like Quippie one liner rolls
would go, like one of these would

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go starring Leane Meeson, Like,
would it be funnier if he delivered his

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lines in a like sarcastic tone like
Arnold Arnold does or like that serious is

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just work with that serious like Nissan
like way, like when he when he

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like in this movie when he jumps
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ask how he's doing. Le Neeson's
like, old, did that have worked?

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that scene would have worked, you
know what? I don't know if he

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could do. There's the scene where
the old lady. I don't want to

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spoil anything, but the scene with
the old lady and he looks at her

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and he goes he says obliged.
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play that properly like a black because
it would be serious. It would be

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like serious and like I just like, I don't think that's gonna play correctly.

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I don't know the only one to
think it was, Like, I

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know, like they most likely we
wrote the sheriff part to better fit Arnold's

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strengths and probably more one liners,
but I feel like some of the lines

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might have been funnier coming from Lenisan, like just because it's so completely unexpected,

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like especially like you fucked up my
day off, Like yeah, see,

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I think that I might have almost
been better with that would be great.

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Well, I think the real question
is how much better would Schindler's List

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be if it had Arnold instead and
it's just a German Like wait, was

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he supposed to be German? In
that He's I've never actually seen that all

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the way through. Yeah, I
don't remember where they are come on get

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Away from the Nazis do it now? I think like prime early nineties Arnold

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and Schindler's List. Amazing. He's
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rape fines, klan Off. Choose
over here now, klan oh Man?

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Anyway, how much of that's gonna
get cut? All of it? So?

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Anyway? This is uh. He
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wasn't originally supposed to be art On's
first film after leaving office. His comeback

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was originally supposed to be in a
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up eventually coming on twenty twenty one, but it started Clint Eastwood. Yeah,

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who also directed it. Oh,
so I watched it a couple of

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years ago. Did you ever see
that? I haven't seen it? Okay,

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so Joe, now, no,
Okay, So I watched a couple

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of years years ago. It's it
was good. It's definitely a Clint Eastwood

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movie, if that makes sense.
Yeah, Like I feel like I watched

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Grand to Reno, and then every
trailer for every Eastwood movie after that.

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I was like, yeah, I
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the same kind of not as racist, but it's got the same kind of

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like slow Burn like movie, yeah
Field from what I remember, but I

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also get it mixed up with The
Mule, which came out a few years

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before, and it's about Clinice Wood
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which was actually a very entertaining movie. You could check that out. Yeah,

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So anyway, let's check out a
description of Crimacho and see if you

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can figure out why the movie never
got made with Arnold. So I'm gonna

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send the link for it, which
I didn't write down, but I will

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find it just a second. So
yeah, yeah. Oh, by the

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way, I was running around before
this and I was gonna make food,

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but I didn't have time, so
I ended up getting like I was like,

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fuck it, I'm just gonna get
McDonald's because'll be right over there.

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And I did it on the app, but the app closed out as Erica

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like I was driving. Erica sent
it and I was like, okay,

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cool, I'm gonna get I'm like
I used to all get two big doubles

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in a fry. I was like, I'll get four that way. Can

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if I get hungry later, I'll
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order. Oh really, it's a
good order. It's like, especially if

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you're on the app, because the
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so it's like five bucks for the
whole thing. Yeah. So I

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go through the drive through and pay
for it, and I didn't even look

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how much it costs. And then
I get to the window and they're like

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seven mcdoubles and uh, you get
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and they're like, are you sure, Aaron. I'm like, yeah,

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yeah, you have seven mcdoubles.
And I was like, whatever, all

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right, okay, yeah, it's
not like I'm not gonna eat them,

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so it's like, all right,
whatever. Then I look at the thing.

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I'm like, for some reason,
when it sent it, even because

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the order was still in there,
it still said Like when I reopened the

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app, it's still like had the
order not sent, and it still said

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four, but for some reason it
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if I would ordered eight, it
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So I sent you guys the link. If one of you guys wants

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to read the uh the uh second
like, click on the description thingy and

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read the second one. Yeah,
yeah, okay, got it all right,

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So what did you say? You
were trying to figure out why this

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maybe didn't get made with Arnold?
Yes, okay, got it? So?

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Based on the book Crime Macho stars
Clint Eastwood as a one time rodeo

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star and washed up horse breeder who, in nineteen seventy eight takes a job

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from an ex boss to bring the
man's young son home and away from his

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alcoholic mom. Crossing rural Mexico on
their way back to Texas, the unlikely

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pair faces an unexpectedly challenging journey during
which the world wheary horseman may find his

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own sense of redemption through teaching the
boy what it means to be a good

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man. Okay, so from that
description, do we have any guesses as

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to what would have happened around like
twenty ten that might have caused Arnold to

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drop out? Uh, knocking up
his housekeeper? Guess? Great guess,

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which is just like raising a boy
to become, you know, like a

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good man. And on top of
that, it's like a kid from Mexico,

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which again is just you know,
racisty but like but no, but

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he's saying like it's it's a Mexican
kid. So it's like yeah, anyway,

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Yes, you want to see aim
At of Rodeo. Though, when

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I watched that movie and he's an
old man in it, so I think

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it's I don't even remember, Like
again, I get mixed up with the

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mule, so I was like,
yeah, halfway through the movie, him

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and the kid start smuggling drugs.
I think, like, I don't know,

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but yeah, so hey, why
don't we go to a chapter of

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Onold's autobiography titled His biography is titled
Total Recall. This chapter is titled The

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Secret to find out what the man
himself has to say about it. So

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he starts off by talking about how
he and Maria Shriver we're seeing a marriage

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counselor the last few months that he
was governor, and how she had one

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scheduled for the day immediately after he
left office, where the marriage counselor basically

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confronts him by saying that Maria wanted
to ask if he was the father of

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their housekeepers, Barry Schwartz and nig
Sorry I gotta say this correctly. Schwartz

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a Nigerian looking child. As if
there was any doubt if you've ever seen

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a picture of that kid when he
was a child. Holy No, it's

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it's the same thing with Danny Harrison, which is George Harrison's kid. Oh,

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exactly like him, but brown.
It's just so risky. It looks

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exactly like Arnold, but Brown.
So in the book, Arnold says,

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quote, I told the therapist it's
true. Then I turned to Maria and

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said, it's my child. It
happened fourteen years ago. I didn't know

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about him at first, but I've
known about it for several years. I

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told her how sorry I felt about
it, how wrong it was, that

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it was my fault. I just
unloaded everything. It was one of those

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stupid things that I promised myself never
to do my whole life. I never

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had anything going on with anyone who
worked for me. This happened in nineteen

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ninety six when Marie and the kids
were away on holiday and I was in

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town finishing Batman and Robin. It's
probably depressed about that too, anyway,

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So he says, Mildred had been
working in our household for five years,

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and all of a sudden, we
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Mildred gave birth the following August,
she named the baby Joseph and listed her

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husband as the father. That is
what I wanted to believe and what I

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did believe for years, and it
continues. Joseph came to our house and

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play with their kids many times,
but the resemblance hit me only when he

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was school age, when I was
governor and Milder was showing them her latest

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photos of him and her other kids, which I can imagine the differences,

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the way the kids looking, the
very orade looking kid. But the resemblance

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was so strong that I realized there
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While Mildred and I barely discussed it. From then on, I paid

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for his schooling and helped financially,
helped financially with him and her other kids

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well. Her husband had left a
few years after Joseph was born, but

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her boyfriend Alex had stepped in as
their dad. By the way, quick

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side note that I know none of
this is movie related. This is mostly

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for people listening, but I think
it would feel weird if we never brought

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this up. And it does time
with this movie eventually, and I figured

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this is as good a time as
any to mention it, so that's why

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I mentioned. Plus, it's just
like a juicy piece of hot goss,

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like, because when I was reading
this, I was like, oh,

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this is good anyway, Okay,
So imagine you meet a chick, her

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name is Mildred like whatever, you
know, and then you start Datoner and

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everything. Then he realized, like, oh she was just Arnold Tchutschager.

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Maria Shreiver's like housekeeper, and holy
shit, that kid looks exactly like Arnold's

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my step son going to be Arnold's
son. So speaking of Joseph, that's

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got to be what like, you
know, Joseph felt when he, you

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know, got with Mary and it's
like Jesus stepdad, you know, and

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it's because his real dad's God.
It always Rob Williams. Or he's like

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Mary tells me, he's like,
oh, we better be immaculate. He's

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like, I don't trying to rob
Crimpton. But anyway, so he goes

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on the book or he goes on
to see in the book quote. Maria

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had asked me many years before if
Joseph would was my child. At the

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time, I didn't know if that
I was his father, and I deny

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it. My impression now was that
she and Mildred, who by this time

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had worked in her home for almost
twenty years, had talked it out.

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In any case, very little of
what I had to say seemed to be

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news to Maria. The issue was
out on the table and she wanted answers.

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So yeah, she ends up asking
why he didn't tell her earlier.

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Oh sorry, unquote. So she
ends up asking why he didn't tell her

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earlier, and he pretty much says
that one he didn't know how to do

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it without basically blowing up the marriage. Two he was positive there was no

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way to keep it private because she
shares everything with those damn Kennedys, and

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then everyone's gonna know. And then
the Shriver's her family, is what he

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says. He didn't say the damn
yeah, but anyway. And three he's

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always been a very secretive person because
he was brought up to keep things to

404
00:27:45.680 --> 00:27:52.000
himself. So yeah, I mean
none, huh. He then goes on

405
00:27:52.039 --> 00:27:53.720
to say, quote, Normally I
try to defend myself, but now there

406
00:27:53.720 --> 00:27:56.640
was none of that. I tried
to be as cooperative as possible. I

407
00:27:56.680 --> 00:28:00.359
explained that it was my screwup,
that she should not feel it had anything

408
00:28:00.359 --> 00:28:03.440
anything to do with her, which
is he tells her I fucked up you're

409
00:28:03.440 --> 00:28:07.440
the perfect wife. It's not because
anything is wrong or you left home for

410
00:28:07.519 --> 00:28:11.240
a week or any of that.
Forget all that. You look fantastic.

411
00:28:11.279 --> 00:28:15.119
You're you look fantastic, You're sixy. I'm turned down by you today as

412
00:28:15.200 --> 00:28:19.720
much as I was on the first
date. Which is a very eloquent way.

413
00:28:19.799 --> 00:28:22.880
It sounds like I say, come
on, Marie, I still love

414
00:28:22.920 --> 00:28:26.079
you more than ever. But please
understand, I was hoy. I was

415
00:28:26.200 --> 00:28:30.839
very very holy. I'm holy right
now. So I am saying these things.

416
00:28:30.559 --> 00:28:33.400
This is why we have a male
as a as a psychiatrist. I'm

417
00:28:33.400 --> 00:28:41.960
not honey for him. I'm hony
for you now, is what he's saying.

418
00:28:41.960 --> 00:28:48.720
Basically. It's like, but you
don't understand. I was holy.

419
00:28:48.839 --> 00:28:52.559
What was I supposed to do?
Look if you had been around, obviously,

420
00:28:52.759 --> 00:28:57.559
but oh Jesus, yeah. So
uh. Marie decides that he to

421
00:28:57.640 --> 00:29:00.960
separate and d up moving out of
the house, and he talks to her.

422
00:29:02.119 --> 00:29:03.200
He talks a little bit about how
it was a tough time for her

423
00:29:03.279 --> 00:29:07.240
because on top of all this shit, her mom just died and her and

424
00:29:07.279 --> 00:29:11.519
her brothers were trying to figure out
what to do about their dad because like

425
00:29:11.640 --> 00:29:18.400
his memory was dementia probably sounds like
it. Her dad's Sarge ends up dying

426
00:29:18.440 --> 00:29:22.480
shortly after, and yes I did. Her dad's name was Sarge, and

427
00:29:22.519 --> 00:29:29.920
that was not a nickname, by
the way. What Yes, literally,

428
00:29:30.400 --> 00:29:36.759
her dad's name was Sarge and her
dad's name was Robert Sergeant Shrever Junior,

429
00:29:37.079 --> 00:29:45.359
which old times I don't know.
I guess so Arnold mentions in his book

430
00:29:45.359 --> 00:29:48.000
that he was actually so he actually
founded the Peace Corps, which I'd say

431
00:29:48.039 --> 00:29:51.839
is crazy. But he's also part
of one of the more influential families from

432
00:29:51.920 --> 00:29:56.160
US history, so I guess that
makes sense. But I did a quick

433
00:29:56.200 --> 00:29:59.000
search on him and I actually found
out he also founded the Job Corps,

434
00:29:59.079 --> 00:30:00.359
which I don't know what that is, but head Start, which is a

435
00:30:00.400 --> 00:30:04.519
government funded education program for kids,
sorted the job course, probably like funding

436
00:30:04.599 --> 00:30:07.160
jobs. I didn't actually that one
up, I just get right now,

437
00:30:08.000 --> 00:30:12.359
AmeriCorps Vista, which is the national
service program designed to alleviate poverty, and

438
00:30:12.359 --> 00:30:15.759
then Upward Bound, which is the
only one that I've heard of. And

439
00:30:15.160 --> 00:30:18.599
that movie with the dogs and the
Cat, Yes exactly. He was the

440
00:30:18.599 --> 00:30:22.359
one that thought of the idea to
put dogs and cats. They were all

441
00:30:22.359 --> 00:30:26.640
like little kids like no dogs and
cats the top. Yeah, that's yeah.

442
00:30:26.680 --> 00:30:27.720
And you gotta have Dona Michi in
there. Make sure you get that

443
00:30:27.920 --> 00:30:30.160
kid, Michael J. Fox in
there as well. And you gotta have

444
00:30:30.200 --> 00:30:36.440
Sally Fields. What about Sally Fields
Chester? No, that was arnold suggestion,

445
00:30:37.000 --> 00:30:41.680
Sally Field Field put Sally Fields in
it. Who Sally Fields? Oh

446
00:30:41.680 --> 00:30:47.079
Sally Field? Okay, now was
there more than one? Yes? All

447
00:30:47.119 --> 00:30:55.839
the Sally Field Upward Bounds that's sorry, high school the program that helps high

448
00:30:55.839 --> 00:31:00.920
school students with attending college. So
basically, he took his dumb military name

449
00:31:00.960 --> 00:31:03.920
and kind of flipped it on its
head and like, you know, did

450
00:31:04.160 --> 00:31:08.200
good to the world. Sorry military
people, which did they know what you're

451
00:31:08.200 --> 00:31:11.000
saying? They do bad for the
well, it's like, you know,

452
00:31:11.079 --> 00:31:15.039
a military is kind of there for
like war, oh yeah yeah, yeah,

453
00:31:15.119 --> 00:31:18.960
yeah, yeah, he's like protecting
your country or whatever, like killing

454
00:31:18.039 --> 00:31:21.680
Nazis. You know, that's all
good, but like, you know,

455
00:31:21.960 --> 00:31:30.960
the other he's more Jimmy Carter than
he is uh Hitler. You know,

456
00:31:30.400 --> 00:31:36.039
he's going the peace route. The
habitat for humanity is supposed uh you know

457
00:31:36.359 --> 00:31:40.279
military, Yeah, Jimmy Carter,
which is very like yeah, like Jimmy

458
00:31:40.319 --> 00:31:51.640
Carter Hitler, Jimmy Carter's like nineties
Eisenhower, who wasn't general and like seems

459
00:31:51.759 --> 00:31:56.839
very like pro mill like pro military, pro war, just like well that

460
00:31:56.279 --> 00:32:04.039
and throw Oh yeah Eisenhower, that's
better with Hitler. But yes, uh

461
00:32:04.240 --> 00:32:09.119
no him him sergeant and his wife
Eunice. I think what's her name,

462
00:32:09.200 --> 00:32:17.759
which is a sergeant unite just it's
so cute, it's uh shriver. Uh

463
00:32:19.000 --> 00:32:22.279
So. Maria Shevard's parents were the
ones that got him doing charity stuff and

464
00:32:22.319 --> 00:32:29.480
all, like the politics, all
of his more central centralish uh views and

465
00:32:29.480 --> 00:32:32.319
stuff like the environment and all that
stuff all comes from from her family,

466
00:32:32.839 --> 00:32:37.720
like him getting him into it,
like they were. All of his special

467
00:32:37.720 --> 00:32:45.440
Olympic stuff came from them because Unice
uh in doctrinate it sounds bad, got

468
00:32:45.480 --> 00:32:54.839
him into like helping with that and
he loved it so doctrinated like she but

469
00:32:55.039 --> 00:33:00.000
yeah no, she she got him
into that, like the special Olympics stuff

470
00:33:00.319 --> 00:33:04.200
and sorry, that was really not
good. But uh yeah, so all

471
00:33:04.240 --> 00:33:07.359
of his charity stuff, they had
a big influence on him, and they

472
00:33:07.359 --> 00:33:10.079
seem like good people. I don't
know, they're also I'm almost like with

473
00:33:10.119 --> 00:33:14.279
the Kennedy family almost like they probably
they seem like good people. I haven't

474
00:33:14.279 --> 00:33:17.799
looked into him at all, so
this is all me. But they seem

475
00:33:17.839 --> 00:33:22.880
like good people. But they're also
not Kennedy's. Don't forget about Neil Young,

476
00:33:22.880 --> 00:33:30.039
who convinced him to turn his hum
Vy electric. He made an electric

477
00:33:30.119 --> 00:33:36.200
company. Yes, I really like
that. He's not so republican Republican.

478
00:33:36.240 --> 00:33:39.400
He's very He's way more like like
open minded, yes, and like especially

479
00:33:39.440 --> 00:33:45.880
with the environment and all like yeah, yeah, But anyway, Sarge died

480
00:33:46.119 --> 00:33:51.279
in uh So, he died in
twenty eleven, and there's an interesting little

481
00:33:51.319 --> 00:33:53.160
tibbit from his funeral that Arnold mentions
the book that I wanted to share real

482
00:33:53.240 --> 00:33:58.920
quick, which says, quote the
requiem in Washington on January twenty second,

483
00:33:58.920 --> 00:34:01.200
twenty eleven, was almost fifty years
of the day after Sarge founded the Peace

484
00:34:01.240 --> 00:34:05.839
Corps. Joe Biden, First Lady
Michelle Obama, Bill Clinton, and many

485
00:34:05.839 --> 00:34:08.599
other leaders came to the mass,
and Maria honored her dad with eloquent and

486
00:34:08.639 --> 00:34:13.119
moving remembrance, during which he talked
about how Sarge had taught her brothers how

487
00:34:13.159 --> 00:34:17.000
to respect women that may have been
partly directed at me. But I'd heard

488
00:34:17.000 --> 00:34:23.679
Maria praise her father in similar words
many times. I was like, no,

489
00:34:23.719 --> 00:34:30.639
it's like Jesus, I don't know. Keep in mind, this is

490
00:34:30.719 --> 00:34:34.519
at a time, At this time, absolutely no one knew about this,

491
00:34:34.800 --> 00:34:37.679
about the kid, Like even their
own kids didn't know about it. They

492
00:34:37.760 --> 00:34:40.559
knew that they were separated, because, as we're gonna find out, Maria

493
00:34:40.639 --> 00:34:44.039
is not gonna end up living at
home. But I don't think that they

494
00:34:44.079 --> 00:34:47.280
told him the reason why, or
the real the real reason why. Actually,

495
00:34:49.199 --> 00:34:52.440
it's like I said, hot goss
Man some good stuff. So he

496
00:34:52.480 --> 00:34:55.400
continues in the book kind of trying
to explain why he did what he did,

497
00:34:55.440 --> 00:35:00.360
which basically boils down to I kept
like I kept it a secret,

498
00:35:00.440 --> 00:35:04.199
but I probably shouldn't have, saying
quote, I asked myself what had motivated

499
00:35:04.239 --> 00:35:07.000
me to begin faithful and how I
could have failed to tell Marie and Joseph

500
00:35:07.039 --> 00:35:09.159
for so many years. A lot
of people, no matter how successful on

501
00:35:09.519 --> 00:35:14.960
unsuccessful they are in life, make
stupid choices involving sex. You'll feel you'll

502
00:35:14.960 --> 00:35:17.239
get away with ignoring the rules,
but in reality your actions can have lasting

503
00:35:17.280 --> 00:35:22.280
consequences. Probably my background in having
left home at an early age also had

504
00:35:22.320 --> 00:35:25.639
an effect. It harded me emotionally
and shape my behavior so that I was

505
00:35:25.719 --> 00:35:30.440
less careful, careful about intimate things, which okay, sure, he also

506
00:35:30.480 --> 00:35:34.159
status quote at the time I found
out for sure that Joseph was my son,

507
00:35:34.199 --> 00:35:37.800
I didn't want the situation to affect
my ability to govern effectively. I

508
00:35:37.840 --> 00:35:39.159
decided to keep it a secret,
not only from Maria, but for my

509
00:35:39.199 --> 00:35:44.119
closest friends and advisors. Politically,
I didn't feel it was anybody's business because

510
00:35:44.159 --> 00:35:47.880
I hadn't campaigned on family values,
which while that might technically be true,

511
00:35:49.119 --> 00:35:52.440
I feel like the public voters probably
would have thought a little differently about that.

512
00:35:52.719 --> 00:35:59.960
But whatever, Like that's a good
way to justify it for yourself,

513
00:36:00.119 --> 00:36:02.519
especially like I get it, like
if he's justifying it to himself, because

514
00:36:02.559 --> 00:36:05.880
you know, he's like, fuck, he's like whatever. They don't need

515
00:36:05.920 --> 00:36:08.079
to know, Like I didn't.
I didn't actually do that. Like it's

516
00:36:08.119 --> 00:36:13.239
something that you tell yourself that you
don't actually believe. It sounds like yeah,

517
00:36:13.519 --> 00:36:15.719
but he continues by saying, quote, I blocked out the fact that

518
00:36:15.719 --> 00:36:19.639
as a husband and father, as
a man with the wife and family,

519
00:36:19.960 --> 00:36:22.320
I was letting people down. I
let them all down Joseph too. I

520
00:36:22.360 --> 00:36:25.519
wasn't there for him as a father
needs a boy. I wanted Mildred to

521
00:36:25.519 --> 00:36:29.920
continue working in our home, but
I thought I could control the situation better

522
00:36:30.000 --> 00:36:32.119
that way, or sorry, because
I thought I controlled the situation by that

523
00:36:32.159 --> 00:36:35.400
way. But but that was wrong
too. Yeah, I don't know.

524
00:36:35.440 --> 00:36:37.800
It just sounds like a time bomb
waiting to happen there, especially as a

525
00:36:37.840 --> 00:36:44.360
kid gets older and more. Arnold
like like like yeah, so yeah.

526
00:36:44.400 --> 00:36:47.639
He then talks about being called by
the La Times and being asked questions about

527
00:36:47.679 --> 00:36:52.519
them separating, and he released the
statement saying it was amicable. Their therapist

528
00:36:52.599 --> 00:36:57.039
then suggests or then suggested including the
truth so that it would be clear who

529
00:36:57.119 --> 00:36:59.880
is the victim and who's the wrongdoer, but Arnold was opposed to it because

530
00:36:59.880 --> 00:37:01.199
he's like, if that like,
I'm not a public official anymore. I

531
00:37:01.199 --> 00:37:05.480
don't have to share my private life
with these Jebbronis. That's not an actual

532
00:37:05.559 --> 00:37:08.800
quote. But then he remembers he's
like what he says, quote, I've

533
00:37:08.880 --> 00:37:12.599
let the public know everything else about
me, so why hide this negative side,

534
00:37:13.000 --> 00:37:15.960
which is true and also wouldn't have
mattered because within a few days reporters

535
00:37:16.000 --> 00:37:21.760
started asking questions about a sunboard on
a weblock. So the La Times calls

536
00:37:22.400 --> 00:37:25.920
again and tells him that they're going
to publish a story saying saying as much

537
00:37:25.960 --> 00:37:30.519
basically and ask for a quote.
Arnold says he told them quote, I

538
00:37:30.599 --> 00:37:36.079
understand I deserve the feelings of anger
and disappointment among my friends and family.

539
00:37:36.519 --> 00:37:38.400
There are no excuses, and I
take full responsibility for the herd to have

540
00:37:38.480 --> 00:37:44.199
cost. I have apologized to Maria
and my children and family. I am

541
00:37:44.239 --> 00:37:47.079
truly sorry. I asked that the
media respect my wife and children this extremely

542
00:37:47.079 --> 00:37:51.840
difficult time. While I deserve your
questions and criticisms, my family does not.

543
00:37:52.559 --> 00:37:55.920
So this is when he decided it's
probably time to tell the kids what

544
00:37:57.039 --> 00:38:01.760
happened the night before the story breaks, which he mentioned in the book,

545
00:38:02.079 --> 00:38:07.280
saying, quote Patrick can Quist,
Christapha, his son was His son was

546
00:38:07.320 --> 00:38:14.840
at the tod anyway, so we
do that. Pat we can quistifer what

547
00:38:14.960 --> 00:38:21.320
helm with me? Patrick and Christopher
were home with me. So I asked

548
00:38:21.360 --> 00:38:23.039
him to sit down and told him
face to face. In each conversation,

549
00:38:23.079 --> 00:38:25.760
I explained that I made a mistake. I said, and this is a

550
00:38:25.920 --> 00:38:30.639
quote inside a quote, I'm sorry
about it. That happened with Mildred fourteen

551
00:38:30.679 --> 00:38:31.880
years ago, and she got pregnant
and now was a child by the name

552
00:38:31.920 --> 00:38:35.480
of Joseph, which is funny because
I'm like, yeah, I'm sure they

553
00:38:35.480 --> 00:38:37.000
would have been like, yeah,
we played with him, we know who

554
00:38:37.000 --> 00:38:42.119
he is. He just mentioned that
earlier, and he says it does it

555
00:38:42.159 --> 00:38:44.400
doesn't change my love for you,
and I hope it doesn't change your love

556
00:38:44.440 --> 00:38:46.000
for me. But this is what
happened. I'm terribly sorry about it.

557
00:38:46.199 --> 00:38:51.079
Your mother's very upset and disappointed.
I'll work hard to bring everyone together again.

558
00:38:51.239 --> 00:38:52.400
This is going to be a challenging
time, and I hope it won't

559
00:38:52.400 --> 00:38:55.519
be too awful with the response from
other kids at school or the parents when

560
00:38:55.559 --> 00:38:58.840
you go home to your friend or
you go to your friend's houses, or

561
00:38:58.880 --> 00:39:00.519
when you turn on the TV or
up of paper, Like I said,

562
00:39:00.519 --> 00:39:04.039
I'm curious if they're they're just gonna
be like, dude, we know Joseph

563
00:39:04.159 --> 00:39:06.400
obviously. Like on top of that, I'm like, I'm not sure what

564
00:39:06.440 --> 00:39:10.280
the rest of it, Like the
housekeeper's kids look like, but any DeVito

565
00:39:10.360 --> 00:39:19.039
weirdly but like, well, okay, exactly like Joseph looks like the baby

566
00:39:19.039 --> 00:39:21.599
from junior, like when Arnold first
gets pressed, like when he when he's

567
00:39:21.599 --> 00:39:23.199
having that nightmare about getting pregnant,
when he burst the baby, it's just

568
00:39:23.239 --> 00:39:28.440
like his face super impose on it
onto a baby. That's basically what Joseph

569
00:39:28.480 --> 00:39:31.400
looks like. Like, So like, I don't I don't know, I

570
00:39:31.400 --> 00:39:37.639
don't get like how you wouldn't know. Yeah, I think the important thing

571
00:39:37.400 --> 00:39:40.639
to take away from this is we
need to replace you Aaron with somebody named

572
00:39:40.679 --> 00:39:47.400
Patrick, because Arnold already has a
kid named Joseph and Christopher. That's true,

573
00:39:47.639 --> 00:39:55.960
you're yea he has daughters. Is
one of them named Aaron? No,

574
00:39:57.400 --> 00:40:01.920
that's that's Catherine. Uh Christina?
Yeah, you gotta go. Yeah,

575
00:40:02.800 --> 00:40:07.079
majority rules after this episode, and
you edit all the other ones.

576
00:40:08.400 --> 00:40:14.320
They do most and he keep doing
most of the work. Or I could

577
00:40:14.360 --> 00:40:17.760
just change my name to like Christina. I don't know why with the girl's

578
00:40:17.840 --> 00:40:29.559
name Patrick that I actually prefer to
be a Catherine then Christina? Or again,

579
00:40:29.599 --> 00:40:36.079
why do we want the girl's name
whatever? Anyway? Oh yeah.

580
00:40:36.119 --> 00:40:38.800
So he also mentions that he regrets
the impact it had on Mildred and Joseph

581
00:40:38.800 --> 00:40:42.920
because they weren't used to living in
the public eye. Public eye. They

582
00:40:42.960 --> 00:40:47.079
say pubic ey, because that'd be
weird. That's sorry. He also mentions

583
00:40:47.079 --> 00:40:50.840
that he regrets the impact it had
on Mildred and Joseph because they weren't used

584
00:40:50.840 --> 00:40:53.559
to living in the public eye and
now they're being constantly, basically haunted by

585
00:40:53.559 --> 00:40:57.440
the press. I guess even it
ended up ended up getting them a more

586
00:40:57.440 --> 00:41:00.280
private place, private place to live, and says that Mildred was always cool

587
00:41:00.280 --> 00:41:07.000
about stuff, which he's doing with
like minus the you know, like obviously

588
00:41:07.119 --> 00:41:12.000
lying about shit. Yeah. He
then talks a little bit about how the

589
00:41:12.039 --> 00:41:15.679
time of writing the book, he
still he was still trying to act like

590
00:41:15.679 --> 00:41:19.480
he Marie were together, even though
the divorce is still going forward. He

591
00:41:19.559 --> 00:41:22.719
said he gets that she's like pist
or disappointed or whatever, but he said,

592
00:41:22.800 --> 00:41:30.239
quote I really hope he said,
or whatever totally, but he said,

593
00:41:30.280 --> 00:41:31.519
quote, uh, I still have
hope that Marie and I can come

594
00:41:31.519 --> 00:41:36.239
back together as husband and wife and
as a family with our children. He

595
00:41:36.280 --> 00:41:38.199
can call us denial, but it's
the way my mind works. I'm still

596
00:41:38.199 --> 00:41:40.199
in love with Marie, and I'm
an optimist. In all my life,

597
00:41:40.239 --> 00:41:44.880
I have focused on positives. I'm
optimistic that we will still come together again,

598
00:41:44.920 --> 00:41:49.440
which I'm like, prepare for disappointment, my friend, because that ain't

599
00:41:49.519 --> 00:41:52.639
happening. He then talks about how
because of this, he tried to stay

600
00:41:52.639 --> 00:41:55.480
busy, first with speaking engagements and
then resuming his movie career, which brings

601
00:41:55.559 --> 00:42:00.280
us we're wrapping it around, brings
us best back to Primacho. He ended

602
00:42:00.320 --> 00:42:02.440
up announcing that he was suspending his
career to work on personal matters, which

603
00:42:02.519 --> 00:42:06.480
robbed us. Okay, this this
is the part when I found out,

604
00:42:06.800 --> 00:42:10.440
which robbed us of an animated series
he'd been collaborating with with stan Leon called

605
00:42:10.440 --> 00:42:15.719
The Governator, and m I send
you guys a link for its wiki page.

606
00:42:15.239 --> 00:42:19.400
Yeah, and I was gonna move
right past this, but then I

607
00:42:19.440 --> 00:42:24.159
read the description and when you guys
got to read this, okay, let

608
00:42:24.199 --> 00:42:29.679
me send this to you, and
uh, let's read the plot because it

609
00:42:29.760 --> 00:42:36.039
is amazing. Okay, all right, the plot, Okay, The Governator

610
00:42:36.119 --> 00:42:39.719
would have featured a fictionalized Schwarzenegger,
who, after stepping down from his role

611
00:42:39.760 --> 00:42:45.559
as Governor of California, became a
superhero in order to fight crime, his

612
00:42:45.840 --> 00:42:51.039
real life family and Bertwood home.
It would, by the way, I

613
00:42:51.039 --> 00:42:58.079
don't know why it's anyway okay,
sorry, would have had fictional It's not

614
00:42:58.199 --> 00:43:02.480
would have it would have whatever,
all right, anyway, would have had

615
00:43:04.440 --> 00:43:07.199
fictional counterparts, with the home having
an Arnold Cave under it as a base

616
00:43:07.239 --> 00:43:13.320
of operations. So lazy with the
writing named an Ernld Cave, I mean

617
00:43:13.320 --> 00:43:15.840
it makes sense. This is the
same era as I think maybe this was

618
00:43:15.920 --> 00:43:20.559
later. This is a striperella that
the Pam Anderson one that was on.

619
00:43:20.719 --> 00:43:23.480
Fucking No, this was like twenty
eleven, was it was this the same

620
00:43:23.559 --> 00:43:25.480
Oh? Really? Same time?
Yeah? This was like right, this

621
00:43:25.800 --> 00:43:30.639
was supposed to come out right after
he left office. Well, it's definitely

622
00:43:30.639 --> 00:43:37.599
the same amount of laziness anyway.
To assist in crime fighting, the cave

623
00:43:37.599 --> 00:43:40.320
would have had high tech vehicles,
super suits, a gym, and the

624
00:43:40.320 --> 00:43:47.559
addition of a group of sidekicks.
One sidekick is his cybersecurity expert Zeke Muckerberg

625
00:43:47.920 --> 00:43:55.159
Jesus, a teenage computer genius.
The Governator would go up against Gurly Man

626
00:43:55.719 --> 00:44:02.480
Gurly standing for gangsters, imposs stirs, racketeers, liars, and irredeemable x

627
00:44:02.599 --> 00:44:15.519
cons. It's recurring super villains.
Larry King also appears as the trailer as

628
00:44:15.559 --> 00:44:22.159
an investigative reporter and then there's a
whole bunch of screenshots of like concept ard

629
00:44:22.639 --> 00:44:27.039
watch the trailer. Oh yet I
haven't seen it yet. I waited and

630
00:44:27.199 --> 00:44:29.760
I was like, oh, ship, there's a trailer. Sure, let's

631
00:44:29.800 --> 00:44:37.679
watch the trailer. Oh I probably
should have leuked. Are you gonna find

632
00:44:37.679 --> 00:44:42.400
it real fast? If it's on
YouTube? I'm sure it is that my

633
00:44:42.519 --> 00:45:00.000
recording volume keeps getting crazy trailer.
Yes, hold on, I'm gonna make

634
00:45:00.039 --> 00:45:08.440
shirts and hidev ah, that's boom. All right, Well that's not too

635
00:45:08.519 --> 00:45:17.000
loud. It has been a few
for his past eighty years. Now I

636
00:45:17.159 --> 00:45:24.840
must say goodbye. Coming up wouldn't
be returning to your life as a movie

637
00:45:24.880 --> 00:45:30.679
star, very king of chair,
No there are. I've had a great

638
00:45:30.719 --> 00:45:32.719
career as you know, as a
body build a as an actor, and

639
00:45:32.840 --> 00:45:37.360
as a politician. Now I'm going
to be a private suis and once again

640
00:45:37.000 --> 00:45:51.280
I won't be back this dress.
Name lets paging from San Francisco. Oh

641
00:45:52.239 --> 00:45:54.320
well you're in luck. Yeah,
you better hope the fucking gombinator gets there.

642
00:45:58.119 --> 00:46:06.079
Also, how else am going to
be if robots were there school?

643
00:46:08.360 --> 00:46:14.719
Did they not get the dialog pass? That one? Maybe not? Wait

644
00:46:14.760 --> 00:46:20.360
it was one of those just an
iron man soon we'll go back, all

645
00:46:20.440 --> 00:46:24.400
right. So we're actually not gonna
play the last two minutes of this trailer

646
00:46:24.800 --> 00:46:30.320
because it is literally just action and
that doesn't make a good podcast. But

647
00:46:30.159 --> 00:46:37.599
Black Eyed peas sample of Digsdale,
you know, the pull fiction song plays

648
00:46:37.679 --> 00:46:43.159
and Arnold drives a mortar cycle but
it turns into a flying thing and he

649
00:46:43.159 --> 00:46:45.599
goes to San Francisco the bat cycle. Yeah, okay, it turns into

650
00:46:45.639 --> 00:46:53.639
the bat cycle and he fights robots
and robots who are early dealing money.

651
00:46:54.360 --> 00:46:58.519
Well, you can program a robot
to do anything, yes, but it

652
00:46:58.599 --> 00:47:02.039
seemed like the robots were in charge. I don't know. Oh god,

653
00:47:02.079 --> 00:47:07.599
it's like a terminator thing. It's
like a verse terminator. But he's wearing

654
00:47:07.800 --> 00:47:12.159
some Loakes or Arnold Chase, whatever
you want to call him, and he's

655
00:47:12.199 --> 00:47:15.400
just like beat him up and shit's
blown up. And uh, allegedly with

656
00:47:15.400 --> 00:47:19.119
San Francisco. I didn't see a
cable car, so I don't know that

657
00:47:19.119 --> 00:47:24.159
branch could have been anywhere you're you're
legally obligated to show a cable car if

658
00:47:24.199 --> 00:47:30.760
you're anything's happening in San Francisco on
TV and film, But that's basically it.

659
00:47:30.800 --> 00:47:35.159
And then it says, uh coming
twenty twelve, but we never got

660
00:47:35.159 --> 00:47:38.960
that, and no, Stanley's dead, and I'm I'm curious if there that

661
00:47:39.159 --> 00:47:45.480
is actually like the actual one or
someone did something like that Black Black Eyed

662
00:47:45.519 --> 00:47:47.199
Peace song over it. I think
this is the actual one because there was

663
00:47:47.199 --> 00:47:52.599
no space for anybody to talk during
that scene. That's true, you know

664
00:47:52.639 --> 00:47:55.880
what I mean, Like his mouth
didn't get enough along into production or whatever

665
00:47:55.960 --> 00:48:00.880
to record anything besides that. It
kind of seems like that. Okay,

666
00:48:00.320 --> 00:48:04.599
I don't know, but it is
on YouTube, Yes, but he checked

667
00:48:04.639 --> 00:48:13.239
out check out the goator quite enjoyable. It's ridiculousness. Yeah. Uh,

668
00:48:14.920 --> 00:48:17.800
it's just the whole thing seems good
to me because it's got the girly thing.

669
00:48:17.960 --> 00:48:21.039
When I saw that, I was
like, oh man, what the

670
00:48:21.079 --> 00:48:29.920
fuck he's fighting girly man. That's
great. But yeah, anyway, uh

671
00:48:29.960 --> 00:48:34.320
so moving on, all right.
So we then get to cry Macho,

672
00:48:34.559 --> 00:48:38.519
which Arnold uh talked about in his
book, saying quote another project that got

673
00:48:38.519 --> 00:48:43.599
to real derailed was criy Macho,
a movie I'd looked forward to making the

674
00:48:43.719 --> 00:48:46.239
entire time I was Governor Al Ruddy, the producer of the Godfather and MILLI

675
00:48:46.480 --> 00:48:52.880
million Dollar Baby, which I guess
you can see how Eastwood got involved.

676
00:48:52.360 --> 00:48:55.400
But he'd been holding onto this movie
for me for years, but after the

677
00:48:55.440 --> 00:49:00.000
scandal broke, the material was just
too close to home. The plot revolve

678
00:49:00.320 --> 00:49:05.400
around a horse teener's friendship with a
streetwise twelve year old Latino kid. I

679
00:49:05.480 --> 00:49:07.480
called al and said, maybe someone
else can star. I don't mind,

680
00:49:07.559 --> 00:49:10.199
or he can hold it for me
a little longer. He'd already talked to

681
00:49:10.280 --> 00:49:17.280
investors with him, saying, the
producer saying, quote, they'll make any

682
00:49:17.280 --> 00:49:21.880
other movie without you, but not
this one end quote. So yeah.

683
00:49:21.920 --> 00:49:25.679
He then mentions that the studio producer
started calling his entertainment lawyer, Patrick Knapp,

684
00:49:25.679 --> 00:49:29.920
who's also his nephew, and asking
if his career was still on hold,

685
00:49:29.960 --> 00:49:31.920
and kind of being pushy about making
movies with him. So he ends

686
00:49:32.000 --> 00:49:37.239
up presuming his career his movie career
and starts off talking about in the book,

687
00:49:37.239 --> 00:49:38.639
it starts off talking about the expendables
too, before moving on to the

688
00:49:38.719 --> 00:49:44.719
last stand And something he mentioned makes
me think we missed out on a somewhat

689
00:49:44.760 --> 00:49:47.679
important part of his character arc for
the movie. At least I kind of

690
00:49:47.719 --> 00:49:51.559
think so, because I realized when
I was writing this that I would watch

691
00:49:51.760 --> 00:49:54.920
that. When I was watching the
movie was also drinking. So while I

692
00:49:54.960 --> 00:49:59.280
know the actual scene is in the
movie, I honestly can't remember if he

693
00:49:59.480 --> 00:50:02.199
it's a line he mentioned in the
movie because because it's also been a few

694
00:50:02.239 --> 00:50:05.480
weeks since I watched it. But
he says, quote, I went from

695
00:50:05.519 --> 00:50:08.840
Bulgaria to the American Southwest to shoot
The Last Stand with that movie. A

696
00:50:08.840 --> 00:50:13.000
lot of pressure did follow me.
In fact, the script had been written

697
00:50:13.000 --> 00:50:16.360
for me. I play an LAPD
drug cop who is near retirement. After

698
00:50:16.400 --> 00:50:21.119
my partner gets crippled in a bungled
raid, I decide I can't handle the

699
00:50:21.199 --> 00:50:25.039
job anymore. So I go back
to my hometown on the Arizona Mexico border

700
00:50:25.079 --> 00:50:29.559
and become sheriff. Then suddenly and
just sums up the move. Then suddenly

701
00:50:29.559 --> 00:50:32.119
a major gang, a drug gang
is headed my way after the escaping the

702
00:50:32.159 --> 00:50:37.000
FBI. We're supposed to stop him. Three and experienced deputies the last Stand.

703
00:50:37.039 --> 00:50:39.119
It's a great he says, it's
a great role. The sheriff knows

704
00:50:39.119 --> 00:50:43.000
if he succeeds, it will mean
everything to this to the town, his

705
00:50:43.079 --> 00:50:45.400
reputations on the line. Is he
really over the hill? Or can't you

706
00:50:45.440 --> 00:50:50.039
do it? End quote? Okay, did it mention the that stuff about

707
00:50:50.039 --> 00:50:52.840
the LAPD drug cop and the bungled
raid was in the movie or no it

708
00:50:52.840 --> 00:50:57.159
wasn't right, Yeah, it was. It was they changed some stuff they

709
00:50:57.199 --> 00:51:00.000
mentioned he got shut No, no, no, there was a big drug

710
00:51:00.079 --> 00:51:05.119
grade. He he was, so
he talks about it. Then he doesn't

711
00:51:05.119 --> 00:51:07.719
mention much about it, but there's
definitely scenes about it in the movie.

712
00:51:07.800 --> 00:51:13.320
The FBI talks. He barely mentions. Yeah, he barely mentions that he

713
00:51:13.559 --> 00:51:15.719
was in the l A p D. Okay, So arcotics was it when

714
00:51:15.719 --> 00:51:20.320
they're when they're saying like who the
sheriff is? When like force is getting

715
00:51:20.320 --> 00:51:23.280
a breakdown of it? Okay,
Okay, correct, he got shot I

716
00:51:23.280 --> 00:51:29.119
think five times, and yeah,
everyone else in his squad died. Okay,

717
00:51:29.159 --> 00:51:32.079
I mean that would be like,
uh, you know, why did

718
00:51:32.119 --> 00:51:37.159
you survive and no one else.
It's kind of a shug Night Tupac situation

719
00:51:37.679 --> 00:51:43.519
speaking of okay, which is sort
of speaking of because it's related but not

720
00:51:43.559 --> 00:51:49.880
really though. Okay, anyway,
moving on, The movie also stars Academy

721
00:51:49.880 --> 00:51:53.679
Award winning actor Forced Whitaker as Asian
John Banister, who seems who seemed like

722
00:51:53.760 --> 00:51:58.559
he like he's a great actor,
but honestly seems like he feels bad saying

723
00:51:58.559 --> 00:52:01.199
no one everybodys after offered a movie
because he does not seem to discriminate when

724
00:52:01.199 --> 00:52:05.840
it comes to what he says yes
to. Because that dude has seriously one

725
00:52:05.880 --> 00:52:09.760
hundred and thirty four acting creds on
his IMDb. His career is strange to

726
00:52:09.800 --> 00:52:15.039
me. He's in a ton of
random stuff including shuffle papers, shuffle paper,

727
00:52:15.079 --> 00:52:19.159
shuffle paper, check notes. A
movie with Johnny Depp called City of

728
00:52:19.239 --> 00:52:22.519
Lies, which again which Joe was
just talking about, which is related ish,

729
00:52:22.559 --> 00:52:27.760
which is about those two investigating the
murder of rapper Notorious Big. Never

730
00:52:27.800 --> 00:52:30.280
heard of it. Yeah, I'm
sure it's good. I remember that came

731
00:52:30.320 --> 00:52:34.599
out a couple of years ago.
Another movie called Burden co starring Usher,

732
00:52:34.760 --> 00:52:39.079
about a KKK museum opening up with
a in a South Carolina town I never

733
00:52:39.119 --> 00:52:44.559
heard in a movie called Repentance with
Anthony Mackie about an author and spiritual advisor

734
00:52:44.599 --> 00:52:49.440
who takes on a trouble client whose
fixation on his dead mother's death ends up

735
00:52:49.440 --> 00:52:51.880
putting their lives in jeopardy or something
like. I don't know, anyway,

736
00:52:51.920 --> 00:52:53.800
these are probably all really good movies, like not too Chebek, and I'm

737
00:52:53.840 --> 00:52:57.639
sure they're super entertaining too, because
I don't think I've ever seen him in

738
00:52:57.639 --> 00:53:00.400
anything bad, although it was in
Battle in Battlefilters and that's supposed to be

739
00:53:00.440 --> 00:53:04.320
one of the worst movies ever.
But besides that, like even he was

740
00:53:04.320 --> 00:53:06.800
in Black Panther, which is awesome. He was in Rogue One, which

741
00:53:06.880 --> 00:53:07.840
here's the best Stars movie ever,
and I've seen it twice, but I

742
00:53:07.840 --> 00:53:13.360
can't remember anything about it. But
I'm guarantee it's no Phantom Menace, which

743
00:53:14.320 --> 00:53:21.679
is mine. You know. Rogue
One, Yes, that is like a

744
00:53:21.760 --> 00:53:27.280
really really good movie, but it's
forgettable, like the plot points, and

745
00:53:27.320 --> 00:53:30.800
I don't know why I've seen it
twice. I can't remember anything like I

746
00:53:30.800 --> 00:53:34.400
can remember them just because I know
what it's about and remember stuff. But

747
00:53:34.840 --> 00:53:40.960
granted again probably not probablyety let's say
ninety set one hundred percent sure drinking each

748
00:53:42.000 --> 00:53:46.039
time, but like you think I
would take something from it. Well,

749
00:53:46.159 --> 00:53:51.599
the one, the one thing I
remember in the one shitty thing about that

750
00:53:51.639 --> 00:53:54.440
movie is so in a New Hope, Luke blows up you know, the

751
00:53:54.480 --> 00:54:00.800
death Star because he fires a rocket
at a plasma thing. Whatever the fuck

752
00:54:00.840 --> 00:54:06.840
he does missile something into the exhaust
port, which is about the size of

753
00:54:06.880 --> 00:54:09.920
a wamp rat. Okay, so
if you're building a fucking death star,

754
00:54:10.480 --> 00:54:15.079
like it's gonna take a lot of
energy, right things, it's it's no,

755
00:54:15.239 --> 00:54:16.880
it's no moon, it's a death
star. It's huge. Like,

756
00:54:17.079 --> 00:54:23.320
the exhaust has to go. This
sounds written down exhaust set it so many

757
00:54:23.320 --> 00:54:28.039
times and it's like, yeah,
the exhaust has to go fucking somewhere,

758
00:54:28.159 --> 00:54:30.360
right, So the guys who designed
it, like you know, they're like,

759
00:54:30.519 --> 00:54:32.800
exhausts gotta go somewhere. We can't
just fucking plug it up. We're

760
00:54:32.800 --> 00:54:36.920
all gonna die from like CO two
poisoning, so you know. And then

761
00:54:36.960 --> 00:54:43.360
some fucking douchebag farmer from fucking some
desert planet comes and like shoots a rocket

762
00:54:43.400 --> 00:54:45.679
that goes like down in there and
hits the fucking hole and then it blows

763
00:54:45.760 --> 00:54:49.000
up, and it's like, yeah, you got fucking lucky. But like

764
00:54:49.039 --> 00:54:51.199
the engineer, what the fuck is
he gonna do? Is he gonna plug

765
00:54:51.239 --> 00:54:53.000
up the exhaust port? Is everybody
gonna die from CO two poisoning? No,

766
00:54:53.119 --> 00:54:57.960
he's gonna have an exhaust port.
However, this movie kind of wreck

767
00:54:58.039 --> 00:55:00.960
cons that and it's like, oh
no, we playing that way now,

768
00:55:00.039 --> 00:55:05.480
fuck that. There's a bullshit shot
from the from the from the first one

769
00:55:06.159 --> 00:55:09.840
and shot. Yeah, I forgot
they did. Was I mean, who

770
00:55:09.920 --> 00:55:14.480
know that fucking kid had the force? That's true. I know no one

771
00:55:14.480 --> 00:55:17.719
else could make that shot. But
even Vader couldn't make that shot. There

772
00:55:17.760 --> 00:55:22.199
was something else. Oh oh the
other sorry, I was trying to think

773
00:55:22.199 --> 00:55:24.400
of the are two things I remembered
about that movie bad? Bad? Uh

774
00:55:25.039 --> 00:55:30.280
deep fakes Yeah, just layou at
the end. Nah. The other one

775
00:55:30.400 --> 00:55:34.599
was bad too, grant grandma,
Grandma tarking, Grandma Tarking. Was I

776
00:55:34.639 --> 00:55:39.000
don't remember that one being that bad? You know, I don't know anyway.

777
00:55:39.039 --> 00:55:44.119
I mean even Vader's d aging was
little. Was he in that too?

778
00:55:44.480 --> 00:55:46.559
He was? Oh yeah he was. Yeah. They could have cleaned

779
00:55:46.599 --> 00:55:50.960
up that, like polished his mask
a little more. Yeah, yeah,

780
00:55:51.880 --> 00:55:54.480
and it was. It was,
which makes me sad to say it was

781
00:55:55.239 --> 00:56:00.320
old James, old Jones voice was
yeah, which again, like you watch

782
00:56:00.360 --> 00:56:04.800
the New Indiana Jones movie and you're
like, why does he sound like he's

783
00:56:04.920 --> 00:56:07.920
eighty when in the scene when he's
like when he's younger? Oh, the

784
00:56:08.000 --> 00:56:10.239
opening scenes, You're like, I
said, you met James Old Jones.

785
00:56:10.280 --> 00:56:15.840
I was like, James, here's
when like in that scene when he's younger,

786
00:56:15.840 --> 00:56:17.400
he's like, well, I don't
know, you're like Jesus Christ,

787
00:56:17.519 --> 00:56:22.079
clear your throat man, or like
if you ever seen The Irishman, Like

788
00:56:22.519 --> 00:56:29.039
yes, the Age of Joe Pesha
de Niro DeNiro, and de Niro's beating

789
00:56:29.039 --> 00:56:30.440
the shit out of a guy,
but he just moves like a fucking like

790
00:56:30.440 --> 00:56:34.239
eighty year old dude. It's supposed
to be like thirty four, but he's

791
00:56:34.280 --> 00:56:42.239
all like wretched and like he's grabbing
his leg with his hands. Yeah,

792
00:56:42.239 --> 00:56:45.960
it's like, just get a fucking
like stunt double or something and give him

793
00:56:45.000 --> 00:56:51.400
like a green mask and fucking put
de Niro's face over like, uh,

794
00:56:52.039 --> 00:56:54.599
anyway back to uh forced Whittaker and
I think Joe mentioned way back into that

795
00:56:54.639 --> 00:56:58.559
Ghost Dog where the samurai is good
even though that's one of the stupidest names

796
00:56:58.599 --> 00:57:01.800
for a movie ever. Yeah,
one of the coolest names of the movie

797
00:57:01.840 --> 00:57:06.079
ever. Just I was like,
I remember giving you about at the time,

798
00:57:06.159 --> 00:57:08.559
like what no fucking with ghost Dog
way of the same, right,

799
00:57:08.559 --> 00:57:14.480
And you're like, yeah, it's
a badass movie the it like, is

800
00:57:14.519 --> 00:57:16.400
it just him as a samurai?
I've only ever heard good things about that

801
00:57:16.519 --> 00:57:23.119
movie. Okay, No, it's
like a modern day and he's like an

802
00:57:23.159 --> 00:57:29.239
assassin or something. But he also
follows, you know, some sort of

803
00:57:29.360 --> 00:57:31.400
samurai ship like samuraik. I haven't
seen it. Yeah, I haven't seen

804
00:57:31.440 --> 00:57:35.519
it a very long time, but
it's been good. Also, I watched

805
00:57:35.519 --> 00:57:38.440
half of Battleflord Earth when I was
in like high school and was really high.

806
00:57:39.360 --> 00:57:44.880
That movie was amazing the first half
that I watched, So apparently it's

807
00:57:44.920 --> 00:57:49.920
really bad, but i've never seen
it. Side. Yeah, Panic Room,

808
00:57:50.039 --> 00:57:53.920
Yes, Panic Room is good.
Yeah, he's Jared Leto's stupid face

809
00:57:53.960 --> 00:57:59.199
burn off. It's great. Yeah. Any anything he's in is always I'm

810
00:57:59.199 --> 00:58:01.880
always like, damn this. He's
pretty good actually, but I haven't seen

811
00:58:01.920 --> 00:58:06.840
him in a ton anyway. Moving
on, so, uh the last time

812
00:58:07.559 --> 00:58:10.360
anyway? What? Yeah, Ever, I've never seen that movie either,

813
00:58:10.400 --> 00:58:15.239
though I heard it's sexy though,
which I think is like the second time

814
00:58:15.280 --> 00:58:19.400
we mentioned that movie on here.
But it's either that or the game,

815
00:58:19.920 --> 00:58:22.239
because you mixed up up. You
mixed up the crying game with the game.

816
00:58:22.320 --> 00:58:25.639
That's right, that's right. Every
one has Michael Douglass. The other

817
00:58:25.679 --> 00:58:32.719
one has a transgender person. Yes, it's something. I don't know which

818
00:58:32.760 --> 00:58:35.880
one it is, and I don't
want to. I don't want you to

819
00:58:35.920 --> 00:58:38.000
explain it. I'm just gonna put
one on one day and be like,

820
00:58:44.280 --> 00:58:45.559
you should you should still watch the
game though, I think it's on like

821
00:58:45.599 --> 00:58:49.800
Netflix. I want to. I
want to buy you both the DVDs,

822
00:58:49.800 --> 00:58:55.320
but swap them. Oh yeah,
just just and then right the wrong one

823
00:58:55.360 --> 00:58:59.360
on there so you forever think the
game is the crying game and the other

824
00:58:59.400 --> 00:59:01.079
way round. Should figure out how
to do deep fakes and then deep fake

825
00:59:01.119 --> 00:59:07.639
Michael Douglas into the crying game.
Yeah, the one where he hooks up

826
00:59:07.719 --> 00:59:15.119
with the no what what anyway?
Okay? So moving on the last day

827
00:59:15.119 --> 00:59:17.639
and also starts John Knoxville's Lewis Dinkham, who we probably know best from the

828
00:59:17.679 --> 00:59:22.679
two thousand and five TV Turn movie
The Duke's of Hazard, and I don't

829
00:59:22.679 --> 00:59:27.199
really have much about him besides I
enjoy stuff when he's in stuff, although

830
00:59:27.199 --> 00:59:30.280
he usually ends up playing the same
character, which whatever. And I could

831
00:59:30.280 --> 00:59:34.039
definitely see after watching this again how
Joe mixed up this role with the one

832
00:59:34.039 --> 00:59:37.000
in Walking Tall because it's similar.
It's a little good, same thing.

833
00:59:37.079 --> 00:59:42.679
Yeah, and it's like kind of
the same movie. And in fact,

834
00:59:43.960 --> 00:59:46.079
right after this, when I was
watching it on HBO, I will not

835
00:59:46.119 --> 00:59:51.079
call it by the fucking stupid name
has I was watching on HBO. He

836
00:59:51.280 --> 00:59:53.400
was like, you know, it
does the thing like up Next or movies

837
00:59:53.440 --> 00:59:57.119
you think were like. And the
first thing was like walking Tall. Oh,

838
00:59:57.159 --> 01:00:01.760
it's on the walk Tall, do
it and so again, moving on.

839
01:00:02.000 --> 01:00:05.960
Stars Jamie Alexander Sarah, who from
the behind the scenes footage which will

840
01:00:06.079 --> 01:00:12.199
check out later, just seems like
a genuinely lovely person. She was.

841
01:00:12.800 --> 01:00:16.440
Yes, we also have Luis Guzman
as Mike, who I think probably usually

842
01:00:16.480 --> 01:00:19.360
plays the same part in most of
the stuff, but it does it so

843
01:00:19.440 --> 01:00:27.840
well that and whatever I'm going with
it. Rodrigo Graduate being Rodrigo Santoro as

844
01:00:28.199 --> 01:00:31.760
Frank, who will just always be
Pala from Lost to Me, Power Lines,

845
01:00:32.079 --> 01:00:39.000
Power Power, Palo Lies whatever anyway. Edward Noriega is a villain Gabriel

846
01:00:39.039 --> 01:00:43.039
Cortez who looks super familiar before I
looked up his credits and realized he I

847
01:00:43.079 --> 01:00:46.480
know him from the Penelope Cruise film
called Abrallos Ojos, which is just the

848
01:00:47.360 --> 01:00:52.599
movie that Vanilla Sky was remake of. And then we have Peter Stormyer as

849
01:00:52.639 --> 01:00:57.400
Buriall, who is great in this
and did a quick I did a quick

850
01:00:57.400 --> 01:01:00.559
search on him and he's actually Swedish, which I think we meant we mentioned,

851
01:01:00.559 --> 01:01:02.480
which I'll end up cutting if we
did mention, but yeah, he's

852
01:01:02.480 --> 01:01:06.400
actually sweeted shoot. So I'm not
actually sure if I've ever heard him speak

853
01:01:06.440 --> 01:01:12.559
with his real accent before. Yeah, I don't meet I don't no,

854
01:01:13.119 --> 01:01:16.360
I'm from Sweden. But it's like
it's just a bad, like stereotypical accent

855
01:01:16.360 --> 01:01:24.039
that Jamieie Curtis and trading places here
you go. But like he was also

856
01:01:24.119 --> 01:01:27.840
doing like a weird which I'm again
I'm sure we'll talk about in the next

857
01:01:27.880 --> 01:01:30.000
episode, but he was also doing
like a like it sounded southern, but

858
01:01:30.360 --> 01:01:35.920
he was trying to do Southern.
Okay, yeah, okay, so yeah,

859
01:01:35.920 --> 01:01:40.599
but it's like a like a it
sounded like a guy not from someone

860
01:01:40.639 --> 01:01:45.440
not from this country trying to do
a southern accent. Yeah. I think

861
01:01:45.480 --> 01:01:46.960
I think there were like certain lines
where I was like, oh, man,

862
01:01:47.320 --> 01:01:50.480
that's good, and then there were
other lines where I was like,

863
01:01:51.320 --> 01:01:54.920
oh, you're struggling Yeah, okay, so we're gonna pump the brakes right

864
01:01:54.960 --> 01:01:59.559
there for this episode, but we'll
pick things up next week with a little

865
01:01:59.559 --> 01:02:04.639
bit more production info as well as
diving into possible reasons that the Last Stand

866
01:02:04.880 --> 01:02:08.280
may not have met expectations at the
box office, and then we'll finish things

867
01:02:08.320 --> 01:02:14.599
up as we normally do by checking
out some promo videos. Anyhow, thank

868
01:02:14.599 --> 01:02:16.639
you so much for listening. I
hope you have a fun, slash safe

869
01:02:16.760 --> 01:02:22.599
Saint Patrick's Day and we'll see you
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870
01:02:22.639 --> 01:02:28.079
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871
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872
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