WEBVTT 1 00:00:03.439 --> 00:00:09.599 Tonight on Bullstone, Battican officials declare socks unnatural and unholy, shows and shoes 2 00:00:09.720 --> 00:00:14.080 united again. Serious allergies developed against wrapping paper. What you and your family 3 00:00:14.119 --> 00:00:18.239 can do? More later, South Carolina identity thieves, Charleston, Charlottean's or 4 00:00:18.280 --> 00:00:23.440 Cameltone baggers, America under seeds the Heartland's teens but chugging milk. Sure the 5 00:00:23.480 --> 00:00:28.039 bones are stronger. Put one about the families? Blank stairs? Are they 6 00:00:28.440 --> 00:00:32.000 several winter rising activities you can do with your sloth? All these made up 7 00:00:32.000 --> 00:01:07.840 things and more? Tonight on Bullstone. Hello, and welcome to bull Stone. 8 00:01:07.959 --> 00:01:11.719 I get to say it because it's a different podcast. I told him 9 00:01:11.719 --> 00:01:17.640 he had to. I'm Dave Stecco, I'm David Flora, and welcome to 10 00:01:17.760 --> 00:01:22.879 our experimental, highly volatile and unstable entity. Yep, holding your hands, 11 00:01:22.959 --> 00:01:27.400 Yeah gets you. Yeah, Bullstone. We're just gonna make sh up all 12 00:01:27.480 --> 00:01:33.040 night. That's right. There is no research. We I promise. We 13 00:01:33.400 --> 00:01:38.359 wanted to do something that incorporated all our friends, friends of the podcast, 14 00:01:38.439 --> 00:01:42.799 people with other podcasts, people with other interests, as as we indifferently. 15 00:01:44.000 --> 00:01:52.040 God that that sounded great and interest his we indifferent me. So tonight with 16 00:01:52.280 --> 00:02:06.480 Laura God, that's why you were charged doing the opening Fenshampaign. Thanks Ors 17 00:02:06.560 --> 00:02:10.240 and Wills. So that's what we're doing. Where we are not We have 18 00:02:10.319 --> 00:02:15.039 not prepared anything. We're just gonna shoot as it were. We have invited 19 00:02:15.120 --> 00:02:21.000 a very special guest tonight and this is this is the format with to do 20 00:02:21.039 --> 00:02:23.520 it, because it's hard to do that in our normal show. This is 21 00:02:23.560 --> 00:02:27.680 an extra thing for you, free of charge. Well, I mean, 22 00:02:28.199 --> 00:02:32.400 we pretend that it's entirely voluntary, but part of it is the ensuing aftermath 23 00:02:32.479 --> 00:02:38.000 of an ongoing plea deal with what I consider to be very small town and 24 00:02:38.680 --> 00:02:46.879 railroading legal system in Scotland. We were implicated in ran afoul of a magistrate 25 00:02:47.439 --> 00:02:53.039 in a situation of Wyvern's side. Yeah. If if you're if you're unfamiliar 26 00:02:53.080 --> 00:02:57.000 with that, or you're already like what the fuck, then listen to blaster 27 00:02:57.039 --> 00:03:00.759 A Podcast episode twenty eight where the David's get them elves into another pick a 28 00:03:00.879 --> 00:03:07.639 whole message rouble. So yeah, we had to plea out with the local 29 00:03:07.680 --> 00:03:14.919 authorities and man, what a pickle that one. Really wavy lines, wavy 30 00:03:14.960 --> 00:03:20.360 lines, wavy lines. This is what Walder Walter in the court word on 31 00:03:20.439 --> 00:03:25.000 all of your shut down, you shit, you shit shut down. Doge 32 00:03:25.000 --> 00:03:31.520 Belardo, do that on command the Doorge Belardo, you can't be the judge. 33 00:03:31.759 --> 00:03:36.639 Wait, yes, welcome to my courtroom. Not only am I the 34 00:03:36.719 --> 00:03:42.759 judge of the Scottish Tribunal, but I'm also the plaintiff. This is this 35 00:03:42.840 --> 00:03:47.080 is some ball This is some serious ballstone. It's a small town Scotland, 36 00:03:47.479 --> 00:03:53.120 all right, David. So we're we're in court leaning against the judge whose 37 00:03:53.159 --> 00:03:57.280 balls we kicked. Correct, you are here by charged with kicking me in 38 00:03:57.360 --> 00:04:02.719 the stairs, and I'm eating wyvern shite on my friend the wyvern who I 39 00:04:02.759 --> 00:04:06.199 bit. I'm actually aware wiver and I transform into a wyvern on the blood 40 00:04:06.240 --> 00:04:12.000 moon. But that's neither here nor there. I think that is somewhat here 41 00:04:12.240 --> 00:04:16.040 and it's all the way there because the wyvern wasn't really a wyvern. It 42 00:04:16.079 --> 00:04:20.639 was doctor Why. It was doctor why, the legally distinct entity from doctor 43 00:04:20.639 --> 00:04:26.800 who. And you spray them down with the milk of human kindness. Right, 44 00:04:27.040 --> 00:04:30.480 we did a real milk job on real thorough milk job there. So 45 00:04:30.600 --> 00:04:32.879 wait a minute, though, but is there any other penning litigation as to 46 00:04:33.000 --> 00:04:39.399 your assault on doctor why me and my assault? Why a ware wyvern biting 47 00:04:39.399 --> 00:04:44.040 a man and transforming him into a wyver and is a proud Scottish tradition. 48 00:04:44.639 --> 00:04:47.319 It's not illegal, no, of course not. But a bollocks kicking a 49 00:04:47.399 --> 00:04:51.360 bollocks kick. Oh I thought that's what you guys did anyway, like for 50 00:04:51.519 --> 00:04:57.160 fun on a Wednesday night, of course, Oh that was a Thursday night. 51 00:04:57.240 --> 00:05:00.839 Well you got us. What's your friend square lads shore, I'll give 52 00:05:00.839 --> 00:05:05.199 you the old Scottish option. You can have one of two sentences. The 53 00:05:05.360 --> 00:05:13.560 first sentence death, the second sentence you have the force to do community shuts. 54 00:05:15.600 --> 00:05:17.920 I got it. I got a good plan for that. I will 55 00:05:18.120 --> 00:05:24.279 grudgingly opt for the ladder, as it seems to have a longer Do you 56 00:05:24.360 --> 00:05:28.800 have any skills of newt No? Well, what do you do in your 57 00:05:28.920 --> 00:05:32.680 free time? Milk jobs? Well, not much is evident, But don't 58 00:05:32.680 --> 00:05:35.720 try to wheedle you on the way into the mercies of my heart. No, 59 00:05:35.920 --> 00:05:45.399 he's right, it's just milk. Got a mercy harness the milk all 60 00:05:45.480 --> 00:05:49.920 right? Well you know we we we do run a pretty pretty tight milk 61 00:05:50.000 --> 00:05:57.240 job ship. I understand, pretty rickety ship called blurry photos Each job milkier 62 00:05:57.319 --> 00:06:01.240 than the less. What's that a photos? Oh, it's a podcast that 63 00:06:01.319 --> 00:06:05.839 everyone hates. We can't do community service though, because we're just we're telling 64 00:06:05.879 --> 00:06:11.199 facts and doing stupid voices that poorly. So so we have to have some 65 00:06:11.279 --> 00:06:15.319 other option that really unshackles us from any research or the truth. Here's your 66 00:06:15.399 --> 00:06:19.839 option, mother, You get your American ashes back to Chicago and you do 67 00:06:19.959 --> 00:06:26.319 a new podcast to supplement bloody photos where you have another human being in the 68 00:06:26.399 --> 00:06:31.519 recording studio with you. Quick question? Does that include a Tory Belardo Tore 69 00:06:31.639 --> 00:06:36.399 Belovardo, my grandson. Yes, not a human being. Here's not not 70 00:06:36.560 --> 00:06:41.120 to play with you any longer. You're both on yet all three of your 71 00:06:41.240 --> 00:06:46.079 timeout legal time out counter offer. If we can't get to Tory Belordo, 72 00:06:46.439 --> 00:06:49.600 what's the next best thing you can do for us? He does have a 73 00:06:49.720 --> 00:06:58.279 roommate smells of altmands, the gangreness Mark so long indeed an ungainly fellow, 74 00:06:58.959 --> 00:07:02.680 shallow and complay, fastidious and is grooming. But what's the point when you 75 00:07:02.759 --> 00:07:09.000 look like that? Le Yes, Mark Sholoff will do nicely. Now get 76 00:07:09.079 --> 00:07:15.959 the hands from the room of my card. Wow, no time passed, 77 00:07:16.079 --> 00:07:20.079 but we were all just remembering something together. So, ladies and gentlemen, 78 00:07:20.680 --> 00:07:28.920 first episode of Bullstone, please welcome Mark Sola. Hello everybody. Yeah, 79 00:07:30.040 --> 00:07:33.120 he's been in the basement doing cocaine and lifting weights for the last four hours, 80 00:07:33.199 --> 00:07:36.480 so we think he's about ready and I'm all out of weight, right. 81 00:07:39.839 --> 00:07:46.040 You not only are the creative engine behind the engine? Yeah, what 82 00:07:46.160 --> 00:07:51.360 are you like a racist cowboy from the nineteen fifties not earlier. Not only 83 00:07:51.480 --> 00:07:57.120 are you one of them creative engines. It was a sand drawn for him. 84 00:07:57.879 --> 00:08:01.240 But yeah, the nitro burning funny car. That is Blaster a podcast. 85 00:08:01.480 --> 00:08:05.439 That's true. I do make a podcast if my very own with and 86 00:08:05.800 --> 00:08:09.839 much like blurry photos, with a couple of little side dishes to that extra 87 00:08:09.920 --> 00:08:13.399 hot entree. What else you're serving up hot and fresh marks? What am 88 00:08:13.399 --> 00:08:18.800 I serving up well? Within the Blaster Podcast network, within the Blaster Podcast 89 00:08:18.920 --> 00:08:22.959 umbrella. I also like to do different types of episodes, so we do 90 00:08:22.160 --> 00:08:26.439 something called microsodes. When I say we, I just mean myself. I'm 91 00:08:26.600 --> 00:08:31.639 a very lonely person. We do. I do microsodes. But I get 92 00:08:31.680 --> 00:08:35.000 it though, because like Detoria Belordo, is this this character and you feel 93 00:08:35.000 --> 00:08:37.000 like it's two people. It's the same way that I do this David Flora 94 00:08:37.159 --> 00:08:41.080 character and people feel like there's two people in the podcast. It's exciting, 95 00:08:41.200 --> 00:08:46.799 right when you're not the Crimson Knight out fighting for justice, right, David 96 00:08:46.879 --> 00:08:54.799 Floras the real anyway? I know? Uh yeah, Blaster Podcast. I 97 00:08:54.879 --> 00:08:58.799 do microsodes, which are little versions of the episode. And I also do 98 00:08:58.879 --> 00:09:03.519 a thing called Muffed Movie, Yes, which is a podcast where de Tore 99 00:09:03.840 --> 00:09:07.320 this character that I play is not involved and me and my friend Andy act 100 00:09:07.399 --> 00:09:09.840 out movies that we like by memory, which is pretty great. I listened 101 00:09:09.840 --> 00:09:13.000 to that and I've enjoyed it. So everyone else listening to this shit, 102 00:09:15.919 --> 00:09:18.960 it's on the same de Leo. If you subscribe to Blast your podcast, 103 00:09:20.039 --> 00:09:24.679 you get Muff Movies. Correct. Muff sort of hijacks the Blaster podcast feed. 104 00:09:24.000 --> 00:09:26.559 It's kind of unfair to the listener. Well, you know, we 105 00:09:26.759 --> 00:09:31.639 we have an arrangement like that with a couple of middle aged Southern women that, 106 00:09:31.080 --> 00:09:37.519 yeah, kind of do the same thing. Sorr is that is that 107 00:09:37.639 --> 00:09:46.840 the cat of candy er right? Did I get it right? The cat's 108 00:09:46.879 --> 00:09:52.600 eyes? Yeah, the cat and the eyes is something I genuinely am uh 109 00:09:52.200 --> 00:09:58.639 uh jealous of with your podcast. You guys speak a lot of languages, 110 00:09:58.120 --> 00:10:01.799 and so you can out you got to speak like two languages. We have 111 00:10:01.919 --> 00:10:07.159 memorized between us two words and that is that is the sad truth. Yeah, 112 00:10:07.279 --> 00:10:16.000 you can bust out words like adobe and crape, suzette, dreadnought. 113 00:10:16.600 --> 00:10:22.519 I'll say this. I have been learning Ukrainian from my co worker Nikola Yospovitch 114 00:10:22.600 --> 00:10:26.320 Misko, who has been teaching me a pretty good handful of of of Ukrainian 115 00:10:26.360 --> 00:10:30.240 I can get. I can get that osmosis over to me. So yeah, 116 00:10:31.200 --> 00:10:35.600 yeah, did you say dupa? Yeah, because that's also Polish for 117 00:10:35.720 --> 00:10:39.159 but yeah, there you go. Ukrainian and Polish very similar. Mmm. 118 00:10:39.480 --> 00:10:43.919 So don't tell them that, yeah, punch, punch punch, Okay, 119 00:10:43.000 --> 00:10:46.919 no, you know that's the thing Western western Ukraine they love Poland really yeah, 120 00:10:46.960 --> 00:10:54.679 it's the East two is a bunch of dicks, Honestly, shoes. 121 00:10:56.159 --> 00:10:58.879 Honestly, I know nothing about the Ukraine. My apologies to any Ukrainian listeners. 122 00:11:00.320 --> 00:11:03.559 I's just not very well schooled, dude. We're huge in the Ukraine 123 00:11:05.559 --> 00:11:09.080 and it's and it's it's fine because the Ukraine they're gonna be re redrawing some 124 00:11:09.120 --> 00:11:15.000 of those lines. Anyway, they're gonna be rebranded. There's gonna be new 125 00:11:15.120 --> 00:11:20.720 Ukraine. It's the Yo Ukraine. It's an interactive experience that the whole family 126 00:11:20.799 --> 00:11:22.679 can enjoy. No, they're gonna they're gonna join NATO, try to get 127 00:11:22.720 --> 00:11:30.200 some German protector ship and will be Ukraine. But with the Uh, one 128 00:11:30.240 --> 00:11:35.159 of the things that we wanted to do with with bull Stone is still still 129 00:11:35.200 --> 00:11:41.480 stay within our realm of UH weirdness and and fun unknown mystery times. Yeah, 130 00:11:41.840 --> 00:11:48.840 but talk to our friends and what we decided to do for this premiere 131 00:11:48.879 --> 00:11:52.600 episode and this episode, we're gonna talk about a little bit of time travel. 132 00:11:52.879 --> 00:11:58.399 That's that's our that's our jumping block, that's our spring board. That's 133 00:11:58.440 --> 00:12:03.120 a little thing that Ampline and Mario that you never get right, you know, 134 00:12:03.279 --> 00:12:05.080 you don't. It's true if you jump on it and you go right 135 00:12:05.159 --> 00:12:09.600 into that hole. Wait wait, wait wait, I got something from Mark 136 00:12:09.639 --> 00:12:13.120 here, So I would say that discussing time travel would be the Eazon detra 137 00:12:13.360 --> 00:12:26.879 for this episode. Drowning in My Tournament Job, more Locked ps Yo Best 138 00:12:26.960 --> 00:12:33.159 New science Fiction Show, Morelock Holmes. So, um, yeah, what 139 00:12:33.240 --> 00:12:37.679 we're gonna We've done no research. We This is one of the we refused 140 00:12:37.720 --> 00:12:39.600 to do. We refuse to research any of the topics that we're going to 141 00:12:39.679 --> 00:12:43.399 talk about on bullstones, vaccine deniers. I've just listened to Katy Perry for 142 00:12:43.440 --> 00:12:48.159 the last three days, so I guarantee there's nothing useful about to come out 143 00:12:48.159 --> 00:12:50.840 of me. This is a useless sidebar. What's the big deal with Katy 144 00:12:50.879 --> 00:12:54.919 Perry? Is she doing something these days? Because this is the third time 145 00:12:54.960 --> 00:12:58.279 I've heard Katy Perry today. Today, she's just big on your mind. 146 00:12:58.360 --> 00:13:07.399 You know why, because Illuminati I went. He just nuzzled up through the 147 00:13:07.480 --> 00:13:11.480 windscreen filter into the mic. You got a pet it with your nose sometimes 148 00:13:11.799 --> 00:13:18.840 I call it Kata Parry in it wo. I was at a I am 149 00:13:18.039 --> 00:13:22.159 I'm I'm an adult ass man. I'm a grown ass man. I'm thirty 150 00:13:22.200 --> 00:13:26.159 eight years old, like a tough guy would be, and thus implying anyone 151 00:13:26.240 --> 00:13:30.720 not thirty eight lesser than but um, I work with a lot of really 152 00:13:30.799 --> 00:13:33.120 great people, really wonderful people, but they're like all in their mid twenties, 153 00:13:33.600 --> 00:13:37.080 too young. Yeah, So when I go to like, like I'll 154 00:13:37.120 --> 00:13:41.240 go to a party at their house and I don't know what thes happened, 155 00:13:41.320 --> 00:13:43.679 right. All I know is that I'm drinking better liquor than they are because 156 00:13:43.720 --> 00:13:46.360 I take a bottle and I hide it in the house and then I go 157 00:13:46.519 --> 00:13:52.519 back to it. That's not a lie. It's really not a lie. 158 00:13:52.320 --> 00:13:56.279 But I was at a party and they were playing music videos and I was 159 00:13:56.440 --> 00:13:58.519 first. First of all, I was like, holy crap, this is 160 00:13:58.639 --> 00:14:05.000 it's a music videos exist again. Oh And the two things that I saw 161 00:14:05.399 --> 00:14:09.440 were turned down for what which is one of my new favorite music videos. 162 00:14:09.879 --> 00:14:16.559 Is that a song about different hotel service options you can have like five dollars 163 00:14:16.639 --> 00:14:22.279 extra. It's what. It's a little John Oh who's making a triumphant comeback. 164 00:14:22.360 --> 00:14:24.840 And the song is I mean, the songs whatever, it's it's all 165 00:14:24.919 --> 00:14:28.799 right, but the music video is art. It should be in the Smithsonian, 166 00:14:30.279 --> 00:14:33.879 it's how good it is. The other thing I saw was a Katy 167 00:14:33.919 --> 00:14:37.240 Perry video for a song I don't remember where everything was Egyptian and so do 168 00:14:39.000 --> 00:14:41.360 so batch crazy that I I mean, I was drunk when I saw, 169 00:14:41.480 --> 00:14:48.960 but I was like, it made me question my sobriety because I couldn't follow 170 00:14:48.000 --> 00:14:50.440 it. And then somebody's like, no, it's just like that. So 171 00:14:50.720 --> 00:14:54.240 you pulled a man aside as though you had just time traveled, and You're 172 00:14:54.240 --> 00:14:58.759 like, am I looking at sequential information on this television? Or am I 173 00:14:58.840 --> 00:15:01.240 so drunk? He's like, no, dude, it's it's crazy like that. 174 00:15:01.399 --> 00:15:03.840 Yep. I was like, just does this make sense to anyone else 175 00:15:03.919 --> 00:15:05.360 that's watching it? And then everyone just looked at me, and I was 176 00:15:05.360 --> 00:15:09.759 like, no, I need an answer, and they're like they're like years 177 00:15:09.799 --> 00:15:13.960 old. Yeah, They're like, buddy, you should, aren't you tired? 178 00:15:16.279 --> 00:15:20.080 You got some home to your kid VHS tapes on the porch if you 179 00:15:20.120 --> 00:15:22.879 want to go look at I would have fallen for that trick that you guys 180 00:15:22.919 --> 00:15:28.279 have a skippet or a boppet. Too old for boppets. It was it 181 00:15:28.320 --> 00:15:33.080 grown ass man when that were you? Hey, Green Machine? Were you? 182 00:15:33.159 --> 00:15:37.440 Green Machine nineteen seventy eight, light bright. It's like a big wheels 183 00:15:37.600 --> 00:15:43.320 but it had two handles that you could like rotate it using too. If 184 00:15:43.360 --> 00:15:46.399 you look at the Blaster podcast Twitter, I just posted a link to its 185 00:15:48.480 --> 00:15:50.679 commercial, The Green Machine. I don't know why I'm so into it. 186 00:15:50.759 --> 00:15:54.679 It's like ten, eleven, twelve years old. Oh old enough for the 187 00:15:54.759 --> 00:16:02.399 speaking of the Green Machine boys will have fast fun. That's awesome. Yeah. 188 00:16:03.279 --> 00:16:07.600 I had a big wheel that was a night Rider themed. I think 189 00:16:07.679 --> 00:16:11.960 mine was too, and it had the power break. It had the power 190 00:16:11.039 --> 00:16:18.039 break on the side. No Stalgia. I I outgrew it, so I 191 00:16:18.279 --> 00:16:22.360 used to ride it kind of like one of those razors, Like I would 192 00:16:22.519 --> 00:16:32.440 stand on it and like it standing up. Oh yeah, hello, I'm 193 00:16:32.480 --> 00:16:34.799 twelve. So to answer your question, now, I don't know what's going 194 00:16:34.799 --> 00:16:40.519 on with Katy Perry. What I have seen confused to me so much that 195 00:16:40.639 --> 00:16:45.879 I had to ask for outside help. So uh so time travel, Mark, 196 00:16:45.240 --> 00:16:48.000 what do you? What do you know about time travel? What do 197 00:16:48.080 --> 00:16:49.720 you? Well? I know lots about Tell me you know lots about them. 198 00:16:49.720 --> 00:16:55.519 Why haven't you made any money off the The thing about time travel is 199 00:16:55.919 --> 00:16:57.679 knowing about it as a bit of a curse because everyone wants something from you. 200 00:16:59.000 --> 00:17:02.320 Yep, doesn't matter. It's like winning the lottery. Yeah, like 201 00:17:02.519 --> 00:17:06.119 even your own family. As soon as they find out that you know what 202 00:17:06.319 --> 00:17:11.039 time travel is and how to manipulate the time stream, the time space membrane, 203 00:17:11.440 --> 00:17:14.359 as soon as you approve to them, you can pierce that deftly with 204 00:17:14.519 --> 00:17:18.640 your subtle knife. Then all of a sudden, it's like it's not I 205 00:17:18.720 --> 00:17:23.000 mean, it's not super literary because it's like young adults. Still I didn't 206 00:17:23.000 --> 00:17:27.359 read it even see I think of myself as a smart person, or I 207 00:17:27.519 --> 00:17:32.440 used to, but I realized, like I don't read anymore. I haven't 208 00:17:32.480 --> 00:17:38.160 since two thousand and six, and like I welcome home, thank you additionally, 209 00:17:38.519 --> 00:17:42.960 And this might be gender biased. I feel like women read more than 210 00:17:44.039 --> 00:17:48.079 men do nowadays. I could see them and I it's not like it's not 211 00:17:48.240 --> 00:17:52.079 like that's a bad thing, but it makes me feel like not only do 212 00:17:52.200 --> 00:17:56.759 I think of myself as smart, but I'm not, but also like I'm 213 00:17:56.839 --> 00:18:03.319 part of the losing gender because a guy the gender war is coming. I 214 00:18:03.400 --> 00:18:11.279 mean, tell much start and water colloidal silver. I guess it doesn't matter 215 00:18:11.599 --> 00:18:14.839 that women read more than men, except like I'm like, hey, i'd 216 00:18:14.880 --> 00:18:17.640 like a woman to be impressed with me, and like this is one more 217 00:18:17.720 --> 00:18:21.200 thing that makes me less impressive in the ship. The ship on me impressing 218 00:18:21.240 --> 00:18:23.759 a woman has so long since sailed. I have that that's not true. 219 00:18:23.799 --> 00:18:27.759 Year a triathlete, you're thirty eight years old, a grown asthect you just 220 00:18:30.039 --> 00:18:33.680 across Iowa. You bring good liquor and you hide it like a like a 221 00:18:36.759 --> 00:18:41.279 like a Ukrainian spy. Anyway, time travel. Honestly, I don't know 222 00:18:41.440 --> 00:18:45.079 anything about time travel. I watched some doctor who didn't like it. Oh, 223 00:18:48.319 --> 00:18:49.640 I watched three seasons of it. I guess I liked it enough. 224 00:18:49.799 --> 00:18:53.279 Yeah. See, I love time travel. I think about it all the 225 00:18:53.359 --> 00:18:59.640 time travel travel. I think that if I think that, uh, if 226 00:18:59.720 --> 00:19:03.880 you did learn to do time travel, the people bothering you for things would 227 00:19:03.039 --> 00:19:07.359 not be your family. It would be other versions of you showing up in 228 00:19:07.440 --> 00:19:10.759 your timeline. Oh yeah, with your life. Yeah, they'd be like 229 00:19:11.000 --> 00:19:15.319 seventy two Daves hanging out my apartment breaking things like what if there was a 230 00:19:15.400 --> 00:19:19.279 story about you and other time stream used just keep on coming and fucking with 231 00:19:19.400 --> 00:19:22.119 your ship. Yeah, And they're like, wait, we don't get on 232 00:19:22.160 --> 00:19:26.359 this bus today, And you're like what A right? I guess you know? 233 00:19:27.599 --> 00:19:30.519 Yeah, And then and then then like the third Dave is like, 234 00:19:30.599 --> 00:19:32.160 no, no, no, you really should get on the bus. That 235 00:19:32.319 --> 00:19:34.640 Dave there's some information he's not entirely privy too. Yeah, you really should 236 00:19:34.640 --> 00:19:37.759 get on the bus. Yes, it's too weak to go through the hard 237 00:19:37.799 --> 00:19:44.240 time, don't talk to him, don't talk to that man. And then 238 00:19:44.319 --> 00:19:48.279 the worst is like this other Dave comes. It was like, listen, 239 00:19:48.119 --> 00:19:52.160 I've tried it both ways. I'm gonna tell you there's no easy path, 240 00:19:52.400 --> 00:19:56.160 there's no there's no right earth, there's no wrong. You should just do 241 00:19:56.440 --> 00:20:00.920 whatever you're gonna do, but know that there are consequences. We're gonna lose. 242 00:20:00.000 --> 00:20:06.000 That's the worst, Dave. I want the day that promises me salvation 243 00:20:07.079 --> 00:20:10.599 or not getting up of us. What would you what would be the first 244 00:20:10.640 --> 00:20:14.279 thing you could do if I could time travel? Yes, if I give 245 00:20:14.319 --> 00:20:17.279 you a watch right now? That said, all you have to do is 246 00:20:17.480 --> 00:20:22.759 enter a date. Oh, we're talking like a calculator, Harry Potter calculator. 247 00:20:22.839 --> 00:20:26.000 Watch. It's a Cassio nineteen eighty four calculators. No, it was 248 00:20:26.160 --> 00:20:30.279 because nobody really knew how to use those. Okay, then it's a Nintendo 249 00:20:30.400 --> 00:20:33.319 Power glove. Yes, that's what it was. Yeah, there's a dead 250 00:20:33.359 --> 00:20:40.039 dog on the floor. I wish this are a video podcast because because Dave 251 00:20:40.079 --> 00:20:45.240 Flora's is his little dog is wearing like a little Bulls jersey PROCs. Sorry, 252 00:20:45.319 --> 00:20:48.839 I don't know how sports and it just suddenly stopped moving and is lying 253 00:20:49.640 --> 00:20:52.920 completely still. It's about the size of a big squirrel. She's been lulled 254 00:20:53.119 --> 00:20:59.039 to sleep by our sonorous voices. Our self did elation. Yeah, she 255 00:20:59.119 --> 00:21:03.200 had a walk so she's napping. She had walke Yeah, a little clover 256 00:21:03.440 --> 00:21:07.720 field. Anyway, if I could, so, your your Nintendo power glove 257 00:21:07.799 --> 00:21:11.720 has been given to you. Take that, Fred Savage, I'm gonna play 258 00:21:11.759 --> 00:21:18.039 Mar three with his bitch war Zone. Uh so, yeah, what what's 259 00:21:18.079 --> 00:21:21.440 the first thing you would do? Where? Where would you go when? 260 00:21:21.799 --> 00:21:23.559 Make it easy? Forward or backwards? Right off the bat? So okay? 261 00:21:25.640 --> 00:21:32.720 Uh forgetting all the responsibility of destroying history, which I mean we need 262 00:21:32.799 --> 00:21:36.599 to consider if your time travel. We'll get to that. The butter Field 263 00:21:36.640 --> 00:21:44.640 effect, this butters Worth effect, the butter the butterfall, the Missus Butterworth 264 00:21:44.680 --> 00:21:48.759 effect. I would go forward. Yeah, yeah, I'd go forward because 265 00:21:49.000 --> 00:21:55.759 here's the thing as a young black man. I'm sorry, young man, 266 00:21:56.200 --> 00:21:59.359 Uh, here's the thing going forward? He means it, He's really sorry. 267 00:21:59.559 --> 00:22:03.759 You could see all sorts of interesting things going backward, all sorts of 268 00:22:03.839 --> 00:22:07.960 like horrible dangers and maybe the experience to relive history. But I'm not a 269 00:22:08.079 --> 00:22:15.640 huge history buff so it doesn't hold that mystique for me forwards, forwards ever, 270 00:22:15.799 --> 00:22:19.400 dawn ever onward. I go back and forth because I feel like I 271 00:22:19.440 --> 00:22:25.759 would really be at home like in the late forties. I can't emphasize late 272 00:22:25.880 --> 00:22:33.759 forties enough, Like I think that if man, where's hell? I acknowledge 273 00:22:33.799 --> 00:22:37.559 that I don't. I don't have any preconceived notions that video games taught me 274 00:22:37.640 --> 00:22:40.720 that it would be somehow cool. Oh, it would be terrible. I 275 00:22:40.759 --> 00:22:42.440 don't want to do it. What about the late forties appeals to you, 276 00:22:44.079 --> 00:22:48.039 like, because then you get to live through the fifties. I love like 277 00:22:48.440 --> 00:22:51.839 old fifties music. It's one of my favorite things in old rockabilly and roots 278 00:22:51.920 --> 00:22:53.839 country. Like I would like to be alive in those times. And I 279 00:22:53.920 --> 00:23:00.400 think it's it's hard to keep in your mind at the entire picture. Well, 280 00:23:00.400 --> 00:23:04.000 I mean like there's there's there's a pretty bigoted time. You know, 281 00:23:04.039 --> 00:23:07.319 it's like things were still very messed up and wrong then. But but there's 282 00:23:07.319 --> 00:23:11.319 a lot of things that I would really enjoy. Um. I think it's 283 00:23:11.559 --> 00:23:15.279 a fun time. I like the style of it. I you know, 284 00:23:15.400 --> 00:23:18.680 like a guy can could be a mechanic his whole life and buy a house 285 00:23:18.720 --> 00:23:21.559 and raise a family on it. Like, yeah, these were I mean, 286 00:23:22.119 --> 00:23:22.960 it was a it was a cool time. I would be okay with 287 00:23:23.039 --> 00:23:26.400 that. But if I had to pick one direction or the other. Ever, 288 00:23:26.559 --> 00:23:33.279 onward to the future, how about I think I would go in the 289 00:23:33.359 --> 00:23:37.960 future as well. Whoa ut, Yeah, I I I have to think 290 00:23:38.039 --> 00:23:42.279 though that I would go there and then watch, you know, as everything 291 00:23:42.400 --> 00:23:45.200 is is burning and melting, and then be like, all right, well 292 00:23:45.400 --> 00:23:49.920 back to the eighteen hundreds, I go, whoop sees, let's assassins this 293 00:23:51.079 --> 00:23:53.279 a little bit. I have a I have a very pessimistic view of what 294 00:23:53.400 --> 00:23:57.480 I would see. I think I don't think it's gonna be power lasers and 295 00:23:57.680 --> 00:24:02.319 hoverboards. But but here's what I think though, I think that's just a 296 00:24:02.440 --> 00:24:06.519 question of how far forward you go, right, because if you press past 297 00:24:06.680 --> 00:24:10.839 the Great Flood, yeah, and go forward to you know when when New 298 00:24:10.920 --> 00:24:17.640 Stone Age, New Bronze Age, the nanopurge asteroid collision. Yeah, you're 299 00:24:17.680 --> 00:24:22.839 just you're just naming off that guy Pierce time Travel movie, Schine time Machine 300 00:24:22.880 --> 00:24:29.759 dot com. H So uh if I could you know how in a first 301 00:24:29.799 --> 00:24:33.079 person shooter, if you're playing multiplayer, you get killed and the rest of 302 00:24:33.079 --> 00:24:36.039 your squad is still a live you like go around in ghost mode, like 303 00:24:36.200 --> 00:24:41.319 spectator mode, just watch them fight without any body, Like I would like 304 00:24:41.440 --> 00:24:45.440 to do that into the future. So that way, like if you know, 305 00:24:45.759 --> 00:24:51.519 if in the future, like there's terrible radiation or like unsavory circumstances, 306 00:24:51.559 --> 00:24:55.160 I could witness it, but I wouldn't have to experience it. That's basically 307 00:24:55.200 --> 00:24:59.599 how I live my life as the first person. If you just had a 308 00:24:59.599 --> 00:25:12.039 breakthrough man bull stoned, Yeah, busted. It's the greatest joy to pimp 309 00:25:12.559 --> 00:25:15.799 Florida into having to make sense. We haven't done pimps full act. Yeah, 310 00:25:15.920 --> 00:25:21.559 it's really great pimping Flora's audio engineering abilities. You're going to make a 311 00:25:21.640 --> 00:25:26.079 career out of this plan. He's going to become so good at creating these 312 00:25:26.319 --> 00:25:30.440 diverse sound effects that will work for I l M. Yeah, we need 313 00:25:30.519 --> 00:25:33.759 a sad thundercloud that's full of zinc. And he's like, yeah, I 314 00:25:33.839 --> 00:25:37.640 got three of those. Yeah, how sad are you talking? Thought it? 315 00:25:38.640 --> 00:25:45.640 Yeah? Oh Standard Juice Jr's nawski So okay. So so that's what 316 00:25:45.799 --> 00:25:48.599 you do. What do you how how far in the future would you would 317 00:25:48.640 --> 00:25:52.960 you go I'd start, you know, just like working out, you start 318 00:25:52.039 --> 00:25:55.799 a little bit and you work your way out, so like ten years, 319 00:25:55.880 --> 00:26:00.920 five years. Yeah, I'd probably started five years and say I'm so like 320 00:26:00.119 --> 00:26:03.799 self interested. I'd be like, I wanna kind of ghost of Christmas future 321 00:26:03.880 --> 00:26:07.039 this and see where I am five years from now, so I can like 322 00:26:07.319 --> 00:26:14.559 change that if I don't like it. Spirit, Oh, it's Screwge, 323 00:26:14.680 --> 00:26:18.519 not the biggest idiot that he's the ghost that looks like death is like takes 324 00:26:18.559 --> 00:26:22.039 him to a graveyard and points to the grave and he's like, tell me, 325 00:26:22.160 --> 00:26:25.480 it's not me who's dead in the future, Like everyone dies in the 326 00:26:25.559 --> 00:26:27.799 future, you idiot. Of course it's you, Screwge, you dumb bastard. 327 00:26:29.279 --> 00:26:32.599 You no money, and that's it. But let me teach you biology. 328 00:26:32.799 --> 00:26:33.599 But you know what, though, here here's a question for you. 329 00:26:33.720 --> 00:26:38.200 So, so if you went five years in the future to observe future dark 330 00:26:38.240 --> 00:26:41.559 Mark Solof dark Mark Solof, well hopefully by that point in time he's later 331 00:26:41.759 --> 00:26:47.880 yeah, well hopefully no offense young black men. But I'm doing the bleaching 332 00:26:47.960 --> 00:26:52.680 techniques. So you go, you see Mark Soloff in the future. How 333 00:26:52.480 --> 00:26:56.720 so fat as a person? Who I mean, I mean future Mark Solof 334 00:26:56.799 --> 00:27:07.720 will recognize you. So how do you learn? How do you learn you? 335 00:27:08.519 --> 00:27:15.799 Oh? So how do you learn? Also in the future, we 336 00:27:15.880 --> 00:27:19.359 all live in chambers because it's so hot you have to hang out in your 337 00:27:19.400 --> 00:27:32.039 air conditioned egg. How do you learn it? Drops my master, I'm 338 00:27:32.079 --> 00:27:40.200 sorry now past me, I'm bating your bat. So how do you how 339 00:27:40.240 --> 00:27:44.359 do you learn about you? As I mean, do you just stalk you? 340 00:27:44.599 --> 00:27:47.119 Yeah? You gotta like you gotta wear like a trench coat in the 341 00:27:47.240 --> 00:27:51.720 fedora and be like the guy who disappears around the corner every time. Future 342 00:27:51.799 --> 00:27:56.440 you notice it because you wonder like if if the if the current level of 343 00:27:56.519 --> 00:28:00.559 like I mean not active but like passive survey alance. People have camera phones, 344 00:28:00.599 --> 00:28:03.440 you know, and then you with the Google glass. All that's gonna 345 00:28:03.440 --> 00:28:10.519 get super small. And did I say that, like Frank no going God, 346 00:28:10.559 --> 00:28:14.400 they're watching um so you know, all that gets shrunk down. Everyone's 347 00:28:14.400 --> 00:28:18.440 going to have this kind of omnipresent ability to observe everything around them. Like 348 00:28:18.519 --> 00:28:22.519 it would be hard to learn about yourself in the future because keep in mind 349 00:28:22.599 --> 00:28:26.759 that you don't you don't know what all the pieces on the board are. 350 00:28:26.920 --> 00:28:30.640 You're you're you're you're a five year old old shaved ape. You might as 351 00:28:30.680 --> 00:28:33.880 well be carrying a club. So five years, for five years, do 352 00:28:34.000 --> 00:28:38.920 you think Mark so long is gonna be so techno like plugged into everything that 353 00:28:40.200 --> 00:28:42.960 Dave ye Dave Stecko from five years ago would be chewing on the furniture in 354 00:28:44.079 --> 00:28:48.480 here. He was an idiot's sexy, sexy idiot, a Ukraine less idiot. 355 00:28:48.680 --> 00:28:53.839 Yeah nah man, nah nah me. In five years, he's not 356 00:28:53.880 --> 00:28:59.240 going to be paying attention looking for some past me to be observing him as 357 00:28:59.279 --> 00:29:02.680 he goes about his daily business. That's a good point to our listeners, 358 00:29:02.960 --> 00:29:07.920 be vigilant for for your your your what is it chrono chrono doppelganger, chrono 359 00:29:08.000 --> 00:29:19.720 gangers, trademark chronogoners. So the other thing is if assuming that we don't 360 00:29:19.759 --> 00:29:23.079 get into like some time paradox thing where if I touch him we zap, 361 00:29:25.480 --> 00:29:27.599 right, we negate each other, Like why not go up to him and 362 00:29:27.680 --> 00:29:30.640 be like, hey man, it's me. How's it going? Yeah, 363 00:29:30.759 --> 00:29:34.319 look look at the mole, you know it's me, and be like, 364 00:29:34.680 --> 00:29:37.319 what's your advice? How do things go? I know that one time you 365 00:29:37.480 --> 00:29:41.759 masturbated to and then just say the truth and the other person be like, 366 00:29:41.839 --> 00:29:45.960 oh to that video game commercial. Yeah, I did you know that? 367 00:29:48.759 --> 00:29:52.880 I just really like jet set radio feature. Oh could I could I, 368 00:29:53.319 --> 00:30:00.720 uh pause, swipe open a new tab here? Okay, my any mnemonic 369 00:30:00.039 --> 00:30:07.000 minority report futuristic screens with your three fingered glove. Huh yeah, that you 370 00:30:07.119 --> 00:30:08.960 have here in the Bullstone studio. Oh yeah, very nice. By the 371 00:30:10.000 --> 00:30:15.839 way, um, it's all white like Zion. So Flora's girlfriends in the 372 00:30:15.920 --> 00:30:19.200 living room floating in a pool of milk seeing the future. So, in 373 00:30:19.279 --> 00:30:23.720 anticipation of this podcast, I watched like fifteen minutes of a special on time 374 00:30:23.759 --> 00:30:33.079 travel. Oh nice research rears. It's ugly head. Oh oops, well 375 00:30:33.279 --> 00:30:38.519 I wasn't paying close attention. Oh okay. So, according to physicists, 376 00:30:41.799 --> 00:30:48.720 time travel is possible in a sense. So according to them, we live 377 00:30:48.759 --> 00:30:53.759 in an actually four dimensional environment. We have our three dimensions spatially, and 378 00:30:53.920 --> 00:30:57.279 time is its own dimensions. So as we exist, we passed through this 379 00:30:57.440 --> 00:31:03.960 dimension of time. The faster you go, the slower you perceive time, 380 00:31:04.880 --> 00:31:11.160 or the slower that the time outside of your moving vehicle seems to go. 381 00:31:11.480 --> 00:31:15.200 Relativity motherfucker. Yeah. So like in theory, if you could travel super 382 00:31:15.279 --> 00:31:21.519 duper fast. When you stop traveling, the world will seem to have aged, 383 00:31:21.759 --> 00:31:25.680 whereas you will, to your point of view, will not have aged. 384 00:31:26.680 --> 00:31:30.160 Yeah, if you could approach light speed, you would. Actually you 385 00:31:30.240 --> 00:31:34.680 can kind of fake a one way ticket future time machine. You could do. 386 00:31:36.400 --> 00:31:40.240 I have I have a workaround to that I have around. Here's my 387 00:31:40.319 --> 00:31:48.160 reach around for this. It gets real Ard the Capital, I'm sorry, 388 00:31:49.039 --> 00:31:55.200 so damn time travel three I've ever heard? Okay, be increasing my mask. 389 00:31:59.240 --> 00:32:02.079 So here's my here's my workaround to time travel. And this is I'm 390 00:32:02.119 --> 00:32:07.400 pretty pleased with this because it also solves the grandfather paradox. Like in my 391 00:32:07.599 --> 00:32:12.359 theory, you can go back in time and totally murder your grandfather and you're 392 00:32:12.400 --> 00:32:19.839 fine. Arm. So here's the thing. Uh, parallel universes, oh 393 00:32:20.599 --> 00:32:27.680 infinite, and so there are out there. There exists BioShock, there exists 394 00:32:27.880 --> 00:32:31.119 a parallel universe that is identical to the one you in. That the one 395 00:32:31.160 --> 00:32:38.880 that you the one that you live in. However, in an infinite variety 396 00:32:39.920 --> 00:32:46.279 offset chronologically from your own to a degree, you could select presumably, so 397 00:32:46.480 --> 00:32:52.160 you could go to a parallel universe that is twenty years behind or twenty years 398 00:32:52.200 --> 00:32:55.279 ahead of your own. You could show up to that place, murder yourself, 399 00:32:55.640 --> 00:33:00.559 peace out, and like there's there's. Because it's completely separate entity, 400 00:33:01.000 --> 00:33:07.480 you could actually observe everything. So to help break this down for the layman 401 00:33:07.559 --> 00:33:12.720 in the audience, if your local theater is performing Romeo and Juliet and the 402 00:33:12.960 --> 00:33:17.680 theater the next town over is also performing Romeo and Juliet, you could travel 403 00:33:19.319 --> 00:33:22.880 to that other town's theater and if their theater starts twenty minutes later, yeah, 404 00:33:22.920 --> 00:33:28.359 yeah, you're watching Romeo and Juliet like in the past. Yeah. 405 00:33:29.240 --> 00:33:32.200 Or you could even kill one of the actors and then return back to your 406 00:33:32.240 --> 00:33:37.319 hometown and continue watching the play as it was written. It's like a parallel 407 00:33:37.400 --> 00:33:42.680 play going on parallel universe. I'm real smart, you guys. Yeah see, 408 00:33:42.720 --> 00:33:44.519 you got it. But that's the thing, Like, how do you 409 00:33:44.559 --> 00:33:46.880 I don't know how you would dial that in or anything, but that's that's 410 00:33:46.920 --> 00:33:52.680 how universe is. Sliders, Yeah, sliders, just eating tiny hamburgers. 411 00:33:53.119 --> 00:33:57.920 I swear to god it, I've eaten enough White Castle once. Then I 412 00:33:57.960 --> 00:34:00.400 saw the curvature of time and space. I was right up against it. 413 00:34:01.000 --> 00:34:05.319 That's where the secret lines. Then I passed out I mean, there is 414 00:34:05.359 --> 00:34:09.440 the theory that they're with every choice that you make, it spawns a new 415 00:34:10.039 --> 00:34:20.400 universe, a new parallel universe, and you germany that to me, that's 416 00:34:20.400 --> 00:34:25.719 a little I get it. But like every choice that every person makes is 417 00:34:27.480 --> 00:34:31.840 there's too many mantle. It seems a little narcissistic. Like because an animal, 418 00:34:32.000 --> 00:34:36.440 like an ant, you know, walks out of its little hole, 419 00:34:36.840 --> 00:34:40.599 it gets like a chem trip no, not chem trim, it gets a 420 00:34:40.679 --> 00:34:44.280 chemical signal, and it's like, oh, I should walk to the left 421 00:34:44.320 --> 00:34:46.360 because that's where the food is. You know. It's like if that ant 422 00:34:46.480 --> 00:34:52.119 had walked to the right new universe, right because it chose left new universe, 423 00:34:52.360 --> 00:34:55.599 like you know some things that can things just happen like you don't. 424 00:34:57.039 --> 00:35:00.199 And and to the idea that our choices that you know, I choose to 425 00:35:00.639 --> 00:35:04.800 punch the microphone right now and make a loud noise, then there's a universe 426 00:35:04.880 --> 00:35:10.199 that flips off where I didn't do that. Like it seems very philosophically satisfactory. 427 00:35:10.599 --> 00:35:15.159 But like in the reality of existence, so many things we do are 428 00:35:15.199 --> 00:35:20.159 so arbitrary that that infinite universes would be popping off all the time because there's 429 00:35:20.199 --> 00:35:22.280 so many critters doing so many things, and like why would I have to 430 00:35:22.320 --> 00:35:28.039 stop with life forms? Why not? Like a piece of dust settles slightly 431 00:35:28.519 --> 00:35:30.440 leaning to the rights, like if it's settled to the left, a new 432 00:35:30.519 --> 00:35:35.440 universe. Well there is where did you draw the line, America? There 433 00:35:35.639 --> 00:35:43.079 is actually experimentally verified physics research into that exact question that is fascinating and interesting. 434 00:35:43.719 --> 00:35:46.159 Um. So, for example, say an electron, you have electron, 435 00:35:46.280 --> 00:35:53.079 You have an electron. You have an electron gun that just fires electrons. 436 00:35:53.159 --> 00:35:58.519 Now, electrons enjoy a thing called wave particle duality. These wave particles 437 00:35:58.519 --> 00:36:02.800 are good same thing that photons do, and so they move in a wave, 438 00:36:02.840 --> 00:36:07.679 but they're also discrete particles. Um. And if you are firing out 439 00:36:07.880 --> 00:36:14.519 tons and tons of electrons from a single point, they move out in waves, 440 00:36:14.559 --> 00:36:17.280 just like ripples on water. Now, say you have two guns that 441 00:36:17.440 --> 00:36:22.679 are all that are shooting at the same wall. They're emanating waves that those 442 00:36:22.760 --> 00:36:27.400 two those two waves will interfere with each other. The peak of one wave 443 00:36:27.440 --> 00:36:29.960 will hit the trough of another and they'll cancel each other out, or two 444 00:36:30.000 --> 00:36:32.440 peaks will go and it'll be even a higher energy. And so you get 445 00:36:32.480 --> 00:36:37.039 what's called a diffraction pattern on that far wall, and so you'll see um 446 00:36:37.599 --> 00:36:42.320 areas of higher you know, high energy low energy based on how these two 447 00:36:42.400 --> 00:36:45.079 waves interact with each other. Assuming you know both guns are shooting the whole 448 00:36:45.119 --> 00:36:52.800 time. Here's a fun fact. If you shoot those guns one electron at 449 00:36:52.840 --> 00:36:57.039 a time like poal bang pow bang pow bang. No, imagine, I'm 450 00:36:57.039 --> 00:37:02.599 sorry, and you've got one gun that shoots. There's slats, So the 451 00:37:02.880 --> 00:37:08.480 electron right slats. The electron can either go through the door on the left 452 00:37:08.559 --> 00:37:12.800 or the door on the right, and then onto the detection array in the 453 00:37:12.920 --> 00:37:17.199 end. If you have a detector on those doors, the electron, you'll 454 00:37:17.280 --> 00:37:21.280 you'll detect oh, it either went left or right. If you don't have 455 00:37:21.440 --> 00:37:24.440 the detector there and just have it on that back wall. Even if you 456 00:37:24.599 --> 00:37:30.360 fire each electron individually, what you'll end up with is a diffraction pattern because 457 00:37:30.440 --> 00:37:37.239 that electron is actually still interacting with itself in what's called superposition until it is 458 00:37:37.360 --> 00:37:42.519 detected. Until that, until something determines the position of that electron, it 459 00:37:42.679 --> 00:37:49.199 is occupying all possible positions of the electron. Is this Heisenberg's uncertainty principle? 460 00:37:49.679 --> 00:37:54.960 No, though it's closer to Schroedinger. Heydinger's I'm sorry, Heisenberg uncertainty principle 461 00:37:55.000 --> 00:37:59.760 says you can't know the position and velocity of a particle at any given moment. 462 00:38:00.039 --> 00:38:01.440 The more the more you know one, the less you know the other. 463 00:38:02.199 --> 00:38:07.360 But Schrodinger's cat um, what that speaks to is superposition. Until you 464 00:38:07.440 --> 00:38:10.800 open the box, the cat is both alive and dead. And this this 465 00:38:12.039 --> 00:38:15.519 is not like some theoretical thing that people hope works. It's the reason your 466 00:38:15.559 --> 00:38:20.320 cell phone works. UM. Integrated circuitry is built using this, this this 467 00:38:20.639 --> 00:38:23.559 phenomenon. So you have, for example, UM, an electron has what's 468 00:38:23.559 --> 00:38:28.639 called a probability cloud. UM. You know, you know, it's pretty 469 00:38:28.639 --> 00:38:30.320 close to this position, and the further out you get from there, the 470 00:38:30.440 --> 00:38:35.760 less likely it is to be there. So it's not exactly like the little 471 00:38:35.800 --> 00:38:40.719 model that old what s his name near Neil's brow throughout there. Yeah, 472 00:38:42.480 --> 00:38:47.480 and well that's where you get into like the rings the quantum uncertainly uncertainty of 473 00:38:47.559 --> 00:38:51.880 it as opposed to Newtonian physics, which things are a little bit more locked 474 00:38:51.920 --> 00:38:53.840 down about it. Yeah, it doesn't look like a little solar mini solar 475 00:38:53.960 --> 00:39:00.440 system in there. Yeah, so you there's a cloud and there's the rings 476 00:39:00.719 --> 00:39:05.239 quote rings. It's like, well, we know that there's a couple of 477 00:39:05.760 --> 00:39:08.559 you know, electrons that are popping around this area, and there are there 478 00:39:08.719 --> 00:39:13.639 like valence orbitals and things like that. But so if you imagine where an 479 00:39:13.679 --> 00:39:16.960 electron is as a cloud, if you were to take a material that is 480 00:39:17.000 --> 00:39:22.400 electron impermeable that electron can't get through, and just put it through a section 481 00:39:22.480 --> 00:39:30.079 of cloud with the exact same statistical probability, the electron will still appear on 482 00:39:30.159 --> 00:39:32.599 the other side of that barrier with the exact same amount of the time. 483 00:39:34.159 --> 00:39:37.119 And this has been proven scientifically, lock solid. It is. It is 484 00:39:37.400 --> 00:39:42.760 one of the foundations of modern electronic proven by observation though right, yep, 485 00:39:43.159 --> 00:39:46.920 proven proven. I mean it's it is mathematically I think mathematically electron lobby, 486 00:39:49.679 --> 00:39:53.840 big electron. But yeah, no, it's it's real. And it sounds 487 00:39:53.920 --> 00:39:58.360 crazy, it sounds made up, but it is. They've they've they they 488 00:39:58.800 --> 00:40:04.360 exploit this behavior into how a lot of integrated circuits work. Now, this 489 00:40:04.440 --> 00:40:07.199 is something I was worried about, y'all guys, because I'm sorry, Yan's 490 00:40:07.239 --> 00:40:15.760 guys, because sunk Because as I said, I think of myself as a 491 00:40:15.840 --> 00:40:20.039 very smart person, but I'm actually a dumber than I think of myself. 492 00:40:20.360 --> 00:40:23.960 I know, over here, over here, I knew this conversation was gonna 493 00:40:24.599 --> 00:40:30.320 become one about physics, and I knew that it was gonna get too lofty 494 00:40:30.360 --> 00:40:35.119 for my dumb brain to understand. So thank you for taking us into the 495 00:40:35.199 --> 00:40:37.960 realm of science, which I appreciate. But at a certain point in time 496 00:40:38.039 --> 00:40:42.199 travel discussion, especially when we bring it into the real world, which is 497 00:40:42.239 --> 00:40:45.159 the worst place for it to be, right, my brain bends and breaks 498 00:40:45.239 --> 00:40:52.920 because it's brittle. Now I need to go see a fine piece of steel 499 00:40:52.360 --> 00:41:01.400 blow like a like a piece of Damascus. Oh oh steel in the Middle 500 00:41:01.440 --> 00:41:04.719 East. It's right. We all used to be on an improv team called 501 00:41:04.800 --> 00:41:07.840 Damascus Steel, although not all at the same time. They know that already. 502 00:41:07.000 --> 00:41:09.800 I know. I'm just repeating it because people like repetition. Yes, 503 00:41:10.079 --> 00:41:14.719 if you don't like repetition, you can repeal the thing that we just said. 504 00:41:14.800 --> 00:41:22.360 Submit a repetition repellation form ah to blurry photos slash Bullstone dot time Travel 505 00:41:22.480 --> 00:41:28.000 at NPR dot org, Ira dot glass. That's right, get him, 506 00:41:28.880 --> 00:41:31.000 seriously, there's a brittle man that needs to have his mind shattered. Well 507 00:41:31.440 --> 00:41:37.199 yeah, sorry, sorry, very hateful, but I think that we're probably 508 00:41:37.400 --> 00:41:43.159 gonna have to do an Ira Glass intro. Now I can't even I can't 509 00:41:43.199 --> 00:41:49.000 him beginning with Fred Armison does a brutally great Ira Glass though he's like got 510 00:41:49.039 --> 00:41:52.159 the lockdown on hipster comedy. Yeah, yeah, like hipster's power comes from 511 00:41:52.199 --> 00:41:57.840 his glasses. Yeah, it's true, it's crazy, and Kerry Brownstein's awesome? 512 00:41:58.440 --> 00:42:02.760 Is she the girl from Sex on the City's she the goil from Sex 513 00:42:02.840 --> 00:42:06.519 on the City? Do you know? How? Okay? So what is 514 00:42:06.559 --> 00:42:09.760 the show? It's just a bunch of horse running around buying shoes as a 515 00:42:09.880 --> 00:42:17.159 New York Why can't you act like a lady? Get what are these sailors? 516 00:42:17.480 --> 00:42:22.239 Don't you write about the war? Why don't you report something good in 517 00:42:22.360 --> 00:42:30.280 your articles? They never got an episode where they vote the irresponsible? How 518 00:42:30.360 --> 00:42:35.400 much to spend on your hand? This is no longer Bullstone. Yeah, 519 00:42:35.559 --> 00:42:40.599 this is podcast by the oldest podcasters available, complaining about pop culture where I 520 00:42:40.719 --> 00:42:45.079 work is predominantly female, and I don't know much about Sex in the City, 521 00:42:45.119 --> 00:42:49.119 And I, up until like a year ago, thought that the main 522 00:42:49.199 --> 00:42:52.840 character's name was Carol and I got my ass kicked so hard about that. 523 00:42:53.079 --> 00:42:59.599 Oh, no time travel, time travel to move past your five year stocking 524 00:42:59.639 --> 00:43:02.760 plan, self stocking, self stocking, I would not I would have no 525 00:43:02.960 --> 00:43:07.159 interest because I would never listen to me. I've thought about this, like, 526 00:43:07.280 --> 00:43:08.920 if I could go back in time and talk to me, if you 527 00:43:09.000 --> 00:43:16.280 could turn back time, if I confound way it Flora put that picture of 528 00:43:16.400 --> 00:43:22.639 me in the fishnet bodysuit straddling the guns on the USS Iowa destroyer, could 529 00:43:23.079 --> 00:43:30.719 tell you, dude, deleted it deleted once again. Full nuzzle happening any 530 00:43:30.880 --> 00:43:36.920 do exist? Yeah, I would not talk to myself. I would go 531 00:43:37.360 --> 00:43:42.800 my my shortest interval, and I would have to be talked into only going 532 00:43:42.840 --> 00:43:45.800 five hundred years in the future. One thousand years boom wow. Yeah, 533 00:43:46.559 --> 00:43:50.599 that's where I want to go. You're not interested in what happens to the 534 00:43:50.719 --> 00:43:57.559 immediate like your monkey sphere. Yeah, no, one thousand years, five 535 00:43:57.679 --> 00:44:00.920 hundred if I have to, if the gas is expect it's oh yeah, 536 00:44:00.960 --> 00:44:07.639 it's expensive. It turns out for time travel you need a powdered stratavarius. 537 00:44:07.119 --> 00:44:10.960 That's that's the only way that they that it works. You need a banana 538 00:44:12.039 --> 00:44:15.480 peel. You need to hold like some coffee grounds. Yeah, mister fusion. 539 00:44:15.599 --> 00:44:19.800 Do you know when I was doing that bike ride from Iowa, I 540 00:44:19.960 --> 00:44:22.719 used to in my own mind because I was doing it myself. I was 541 00:44:22.960 --> 00:44:24.639 a joke that I felt like, mister Fusion because you pull into a town. 542 00:44:24.679 --> 00:44:28.079 I was like, I'll take a with left and that canned beer. 543 00:44:28.199 --> 00:44:30.119 You got pie, I'll eat that piece of pie. That's good for another 544 00:44:30.159 --> 00:44:35.679 sixty miles. I did feel like, mister Fusion, that's awesome. You're 545 00:44:35.760 --> 00:44:42.599 human garbage display. I truly am so like they they talk about um time 546 00:44:42.679 --> 00:44:46.679 being circular, Well, right, yeah, you know, we perceive time 547 00:44:46.760 --> 00:44:51.159 as a as a stream, as one thing leads to the next thing leads 548 00:44:51.199 --> 00:44:53.519 to the next, and there's no going back. It's a it's a fast 549 00:44:53.599 --> 00:44:58.840 flowing river and you're caught in it and you're just trying to avoid the rocks, 550 00:44:59.199 --> 00:45:02.440 right, and the rocks so the time rocks are langoliers. Yes, 551 00:45:02.800 --> 00:45:09.119 oh oh, that's a that's a fun one. But the the new I 552 00:45:09.199 --> 00:45:17.599 think the theory is that time just it's all there in the same so we 553 00:45:17.719 --> 00:45:22.519 just have a weird perception of it that we see it as this continuity when 554 00:45:22.599 --> 00:45:28.360 really it's just a simul simultane everything's happening at once. I guess that's I'm 555 00:45:28.400 --> 00:45:38.639 probably talking about something different than what I started talking about because I saw go 556 00:45:38.880 --> 00:45:45.360 back to woos uh so I watched like a nova or discovery thing once. 557 00:45:45.599 --> 00:45:50.599 But they're talking about time space, how time and space are linked. I 558 00:45:50.760 --> 00:45:54.840 say humans perceive time if you imagine time as like a loaf of bread, 559 00:45:55.199 --> 00:46:00.599 we like imagine that is the loaf sliced up, and that we move from 560 00:46:00.679 --> 00:46:02.400 like one slice to the one in front of it to the one in front 561 00:46:02.440 --> 00:46:07.199 of it as time sequentially progresses. But it's actually all just one loaf existing 562 00:46:07.440 --> 00:46:13.960 at the same time. So all events in the future exist already, All 563 00:46:14.039 --> 00:46:17.679 events in the past are currently existing. We're just perceiving them one thing at 564 00:46:17.719 --> 00:46:22.679 a time. That's I think what I got. I might have been stunned. 565 00:46:23.400 --> 00:46:27.639 You almost have to be. You almost have to be to really like 566 00:46:27.880 --> 00:46:30.920 dip into it and makes it more palatable, that's for sure. If it 567 00:46:31.519 --> 00:46:35.880 helps me to think of it this way. If we have our Nintendo Power 568 00:46:35.920 --> 00:46:42.199 Glove of time travel us right here, sitting here in the old studio, 569 00:46:43.360 --> 00:46:51.320 time travel fifty years in the future and let's say we pick a day, 570 00:46:51.840 --> 00:46:57.480 I don't know, it's it's it's our independence Thursday now, yeah, it's 571 00:46:57.559 --> 00:47:01.199 Thursday. Now we time travel into you know, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, 572 00:47:01.440 --> 00:47:08.440 Tuesday of of you know, twenty preferred, and everything that that happens 573 00:47:08.480 --> 00:47:15.360 there happens at a certain time. But everything that's happening back in this time 574 00:47:16.079 --> 00:47:21.320 is still happening at the same time. So everything, Yeah, the the 575 00:47:21.840 --> 00:47:24.119 totality of time is always moving forward. It's just where are you on the 576 00:47:24.880 --> 00:47:29.239 what piece of real estate on the timeline are you looking at? In a 577 00:47:29.320 --> 00:47:31.960 way, yeah, so if we were able to travel back, then we 578 00:47:32.079 --> 00:47:37.360 can come back to this time now we we would be older, I guess, 579 00:47:37.440 --> 00:47:43.760 for having lived through the time that we perceived in the future. But 580 00:47:44.199 --> 00:47:45.679 back in this timeline, we could come back right to the moment that we 581 00:47:46.159 --> 00:47:51.400 left as if we you know, never traveled at all. But everything is 582 00:47:51.480 --> 00:47:55.199 moving at the same time along. I yet, I yet, the entirety 583 00:47:55.239 --> 00:48:00.400 of it is moving simultaneously forward. So no matter where you are, whatever, 584 00:48:00.519 --> 00:48:04.320 whatever part you're seeing is moving forward even though the other parts are also 585 00:48:04.400 --> 00:48:07.360 moving forward. It's just like a guy in Cincinnati is doing his taxes at 586 00:48:07.400 --> 00:48:13.800 the same time I'm in Chicago hanging out with supermodels, right right. That 587 00:48:13.920 --> 00:48:19.039 means that there's no guy doing his taxes in Cincinnati. Now. I read 588 00:48:19.079 --> 00:48:22.000 a book a few years ago that I have to reread because I really didn't 589 00:48:22.039 --> 00:48:24.920 get at all. But it was called The End of Time, and they 590 00:48:25.119 --> 00:48:30.840 postulated that there is no such thing as time. Sure that time is just 591 00:48:30.960 --> 00:48:34.320 an artificial construct that helps us understand the world around us, but it really 592 00:48:34.360 --> 00:48:38.599 doesn't exist, and that what we're really measuring is the rate of entropic decay 593 00:48:38.679 --> 00:48:42.679 in our part of the universe at any given moment. And then that pendulum 594 00:48:42.760 --> 00:48:46.119 swings back and forth. So what point of the pendulum are we on. 595 00:48:47.039 --> 00:48:52.719 It's swinging in one particular direction, which with a very predictable result and a 596 00:48:52.880 --> 00:48:57.719 very mathematically proven it is a rate of entropic decay. And that's what they're 597 00:48:58.280 --> 00:49:01.719 the it's I mean, I should have it would have been research, and 598 00:49:01.840 --> 00:49:07.880 we don't. We don't research this, bull stone, bullstone, ain't no 599 00:49:08.000 --> 00:49:13.920 learning going on? Dot NPR, dotn't it now? And tropic decay for 600 00:49:14.079 --> 00:49:19.719 the Lanen's for the getting Layman's right, Am I right? Am? I 601 00:49:19.920 --> 00:49:22.800 right? High five? So that was a good high five. It was 602 00:49:22.960 --> 00:49:28.039 crisp, but it also felt emotionally solid, like it wasn't like one of 603 00:49:28.039 --> 00:49:30.880 those high fives of the coworker. It's just like contacting. You're done. 604 00:49:30.239 --> 00:49:35.679 It's like when when two bros in a bar high five flappy high hands stays 605 00:49:35.719 --> 00:49:37.960 there for a second trying to push from a beer commercial that you'd hear on 606 00:49:38.000 --> 00:49:44.079 the radio. You know. I don't know who wore a best share or 607 00:49:44.159 --> 00:49:50.400 Marilyn Manson, but that was a good anyway, Cherylyn Manson. So in 608 00:49:52.159 --> 00:49:55.000 tropic decay and traffic decay for the layman, as far as I understand, 609 00:49:55.039 --> 00:50:02.559 it is energy dispersing or or or organic matter decaying breaking down? Right? 610 00:50:02.800 --> 00:50:07.159 Is that? What energy is the decrease of order in a system, and 611 00:50:07.519 --> 00:50:13.079 which every system is measured by heat. I'm an agent of chaos every system. 612 00:50:13.199 --> 00:50:16.719 I'm an agent of hydra. Whoa spoiler, I'm an agent of shield. 613 00:50:16.800 --> 00:50:24.599 That's the only other one. I'm an agent of Lily's talent and uh 614 00:50:30.880 --> 00:50:34.920 so, so every every system is is decaying. Yep. I think they 615 00:50:35.039 --> 00:50:38.119 refer to like the the entropic decay of the universe is the heat death of 616 00:50:38.199 --> 00:50:42.360 the universe. Heat is is the agent of decay. It is it is 617 00:50:42.480 --> 00:50:50.639 lost energy to a system. So that's almost sexy. Podcast almost started another 618 00:50:50.840 --> 00:50:54.199 another universe. Everyone's getting laid. Who listens to this podcast? Okay, 619 00:50:54.400 --> 00:51:02.320 let's sex it up a little bit. If you could travel Okay, Uh, 620 00:51:02.559 --> 00:51:07.840 people who have significant others in that listening audience call in BWL dot Stone. 621 00:51:08.440 --> 00:51:13.559 Uh if if you have a significant other and you're a grown adult, 622 00:51:14.000 --> 00:51:19.760 but you could travel back in time to perhaps a younger sexier period in their 623 00:51:20.039 --> 00:51:22.280 in their life. Maybe I don't know how old you're significant other is, 624 00:51:22.360 --> 00:51:25.360 let's say five years. How many of our listeners feel they had a younger, 625 00:51:25.559 --> 00:51:30.679 sexier period. I was definitely I was sexier when I was in college 626 00:51:30.719 --> 00:51:36.119 than I am now. I've filled out in all the wrong ways. Uh. 627 00:51:36.719 --> 00:51:40.920 Yeah, you could go back in time and seduce your your your younger 628 00:51:42.000 --> 00:51:49.039 sexier partner. Would you call in? Wait? Partner not self? Right? 629 00:51:49.079 --> 00:51:52.840 Alin Hanks? What you wouldn't? Wait? You said partner? Right? 630 00:51:52.920 --> 00:51:58.800 Look you like, wait, what were not? We're all thinking self? 631 00:51:59.400 --> 00:52:01.519 But I wanted to make it, you know, cause we were comfortable 632 00:52:01.559 --> 00:52:07.719 with that. I mean, on that same if, I mean, what's 633 00:52:07.760 --> 00:52:10.480 the difference if you say that, but it's it's different. Well, would 634 00:52:10.480 --> 00:52:15.559 I would I annihilate myself if I grabbed No, let's see if I grabbed 635 00:52:15.639 --> 00:52:20.039 my time. We're not on time cop rolls on this one. Let's yeah, 636 00:52:22.039 --> 00:52:24.960 in another episode where we have to stayed explicitly that we're not bound to 637 00:52:25.039 --> 00:52:30.360 the reality of John Cloud Van Dam. I'm so tired of saying that. 638 00:52:34.079 --> 00:52:37.519 So are you saying that? Like current, you would go back in time 639 00:52:37.360 --> 00:52:44.320 to woo past wu tang, past ladies, lady times or dude times if 640 00:52:44.360 --> 00:52:49.480 you're whatever past current significant Yeah. Well, here's the thing is, like 641 00:52:49.599 --> 00:52:52.280 the past version of your significant other would be like, who are you? 642 00:52:52.519 --> 00:52:55.800 Old? Balls? Right, You'd be like, hey, I'm your fan 643 00:52:57.119 --> 00:53:00.000 from the future. I barely voted those marks lends back then. Yeah, 644 00:53:00.039 --> 00:53:07.360 I think you think thirty eight, although although its younger could be less powerful. 645 00:53:07.760 --> 00:53:10.000 I will say this though in my own defense, I genuinely believe that 646 00:53:10.119 --> 00:53:13.840 I just get sexy as I get older. I feel like like past me 647 00:53:14.519 --> 00:53:21.960 is worse and everything. No, past you was a Shalloon expert, currently 648 00:53:22.079 --> 00:53:28.760 is a Shallon expert. Yet No, back when I was in the Shallon 649 00:53:28.840 --> 00:53:30.880 school, I was like, I was just about three hundred pounds. I 650 00:53:31.000 --> 00:53:36.280 was in normoust three hundred pounds of shallolon might it was a shallon panda bear. 651 00:53:36.480 --> 00:53:38.519 How were you doing that ship? How are you punching beans every morning 652 00:53:38.559 --> 00:53:42.719 in a hauling water up hill? You know that's the thing I trained. 653 00:53:42.840 --> 00:53:45.960 Probably it was like a second job. I trained like almost thirty hours a 654 00:53:45.039 --> 00:53:50.599 week. But I don't know how as much as I trained, oh, 655 00:53:50.760 --> 00:53:53.039 way more, way more. I don't know how. This never crossed my 656 00:53:53.159 --> 00:53:57.719 mind that I would on the way home from kung fu school every night, 657 00:53:57.719 --> 00:54:00.159 I'd be like ten thirty, I'd be driving home, be like, it's 658 00:54:00.159 --> 00:54:05.000 trying to give me some Windy's. Yeah, I went every night after kung 659 00:54:05.079 --> 00:54:07.519 fu. Oh Jesus right, that'll stop your heart. Yes, you should 660 00:54:07.559 --> 00:54:12.639 go back to a past Dave and be like, hey, we can be 661 00:54:12.719 --> 00:54:15.079 real sexy if you stop eating Wendy's every night. Yeah that's true, you 662 00:54:15.239 --> 00:54:19.800 do a lot better. But yeah, you'd be like, what's the other 663 00:54:19.840 --> 00:54:22.199 option is dick? Yeah? So yeah, no, that's yeah. So 664 00:54:22.400 --> 00:54:25.760 I feel like I do get better over time, so I would be woefully 665 00:54:27.280 --> 00:54:30.960 Yeah, I wouldn't. I would never current Dave would not get to score 666 00:54:31.000 --> 00:54:35.800 with past Dave's ladies so you wouldn't you wouldn't let past Dave give current Dave 667 00:54:35.840 --> 00:54:40.159 a handshop? No, I mean it's just your hand. No, it's 668 00:54:40.159 --> 00:54:46.480 not unfamiliar territory, not my hand. Nixon's not going to focus. It's 669 00:54:46.519 --> 00:54:51.079 a hand. It's a different same body, hands from a three hundred pound 670 00:54:51.199 --> 00:54:54.960 cong Fu guy, there's no hand. I would at least let let put 671 00:54:55.400 --> 00:55:01.480 when Jo came to I don't know how I want to play grab bass with 672 00:55:01.639 --> 00:55:07.039 my past self, not Flora, thank you. I don't know. I 673 00:55:07.079 --> 00:55:13.360 don't know Stecco's current romantic affiliation. But you have a serious romantic relationship. 674 00:55:13.599 --> 00:55:15.760 Yeah, I'm sure. So would you? Would you time travel back in 675 00:55:15.880 --> 00:55:21.519 time and uh and hook up with your your past lady? How? How 676 00:55:21.599 --> 00:55:25.519 far back? Just like twenty years? Twenty years? Oh, I can 677 00:55:28.000 --> 00:55:36.599 let's say, uh, let's say let's chrono file. Let's say let's say 678 00:55:36.679 --> 00:55:40.320 eight years, eight years here. My name is David Flora. I am 679 00:55:40.400 --> 00:55:45.880 a chrono pedophile. In my timeline. They are all of age. This 680 00:55:46.079 --> 00:55:52.360 is this is this is real pervy audience, And I apologize if you are 681 00:55:52.360 --> 00:55:58.360 a officer to return to the future, if you're more civilized, and I've 682 00:55:58.440 --> 00:56:00.480 brought something dark and horrible to the blurry photos. No, no, you're 683 00:56:00.559 --> 00:56:05.480 you're bringing up the average. Thank you, But we need to counteract all 684 00:56:05.519 --> 00:56:12.880 the heavy physics with some dirty Howard Stern esque shock jocks. I don't think 685 00:56:12.920 --> 00:56:17.119 I would, and here's why, because I don't want to. Well, 686 00:56:17.360 --> 00:56:22.679 yes, chivalry, that's the answer. I don't. I don't want to 687 00:56:22.480 --> 00:56:30.440 force force something upon her that uh would eventually grow and probably be stronger on 688 00:56:30.480 --> 00:56:34.440 its own. Are you talking about a baby kind of like kicking at her 689 00:56:34.480 --> 00:56:38.199 door and and saying, Papa's home. Okay, let's assume it's completely good 690 00:56:38.239 --> 00:56:46.920 sexual. Let's assume let's oh, let's assume that all sexes jesus, here's 691 00:56:46.960 --> 00:56:50.320 what I'm thinking of. Though, I have to. I have to woo 692 00:56:50.480 --> 00:56:52.920 her, so I have to go go in there and be like, hey, 693 00:56:53.000 --> 00:56:57.599 George, of your iPhone? This one. Yeah, but but here's 694 00:56:57.679 --> 00:57:00.960 here's the beauty of your relationship wooing is how's it going? Is that is 695 00:57:01.039 --> 00:57:07.039 that now it starts? Is that is that she was the hunter and you 696 00:57:07.159 --> 00:57:10.039 were the prey, right, clever ago? Yeah, so she tracked you 697 00:57:10.159 --> 00:57:15.519 down into a Jurassic Park video game. I might ask, well, this 698 00:57:15.679 --> 00:57:19.599 is all true? And then we shot raptors and she didn't make a move 699 00:57:19.639 --> 00:57:22.159 on me, and I had no idea what was going on. So there 700 00:57:22.199 --> 00:57:28.360 you go. It's a delicious manner from ours moment. Yeah, he's like's 701 00:57:28.440 --> 00:57:32.760 not on me? No, it's not. Oh so okay, okay, 702 00:57:32.840 --> 00:57:37.800 here we go. We we Marty McFly this back. And while you're being 703 00:57:37.920 --> 00:57:42.119 unsuccessful, well, while pass floor is being unsuccessful. In Jurassic Park the 704 00:57:42.199 --> 00:57:45.679 game Future, Flora morphs in from the side wall and goes, hey, 705 00:57:45.840 --> 00:57:50.360 little brother, take five here, play with his iPhone. Oh great, 706 00:57:50.400 --> 00:57:52.480 an iPhone. Yeah, in the future, you're gonna be on a cool 707 00:57:52.519 --> 00:57:54.159 podcast. Listen to yourself in the future. Great, awesome. And then 708 00:57:54.239 --> 00:57:57.960 you roll in and you're like, oh, hello there, and she's like, 709 00:57:58.039 --> 00:58:00.800 forget the raptors. Oh my god. You see. That's that's the 710 00:58:01.239 --> 00:58:05.400 thing about this, And I mean, so just this is like the five 711 00:58:05.480 --> 00:58:07.840 minute nutshell of this. What I consider one of the most beautiful parts of 712 00:58:08.039 --> 00:58:12.800 Dave and Annie's relationship is that she she thought he was pretty great, and 713 00:58:12.920 --> 00:58:15.559 so they were all at like Dave and Busters, which is where all lovers 714 00:58:15.639 --> 00:58:19.880 go, and um, it was a friends party. We wouldn't be caught 715 00:58:19.960 --> 00:58:27.960 dead there ortherwise. So they have like the sit down booth version of like 716 00:58:28.039 --> 00:58:30.719 the Jurassic Park Shoot the Dinosaurs game. And she's like, oh, let's 717 00:58:30.760 --> 00:58:35.639 go play that. And she's like, we're gonna be in a booth kind 718 00:58:35.679 --> 00:58:37.719 of thing. You know, maybe we get some makeup, so it's like 719 00:58:37.760 --> 00:58:40.679 an enclosed space. Yeah, okay, you go in behind the curtains and 720 00:58:40.760 --> 00:58:45.440 she and she's she's sweet, sweet on me, and I have no clue, 721 00:58:45.920 --> 00:58:50.000 which is the way it always works. She's sweet and you're a tofu. 722 00:58:50.320 --> 00:58:52.920 Ye. Yes. So they sit down in the booth and and Annie's 723 00:58:52.960 --> 00:58:57.159 like, oh, maybe we're going in and floors like wrapped her six o'clock, 724 00:58:57.239 --> 00:59:00.559 you know, like you got to decide to reload. Yeah. So 725 00:59:00.679 --> 00:59:04.679 they're they're playing the game and and and he's like, oh my god, 726 00:59:04.719 --> 00:59:07.960 he's really not gonna kiss me. But my point is this, and clearly 727 00:59:08.039 --> 00:59:10.960 it's worked out in the end, but my point is this, like what 728 00:59:12.239 --> 00:59:14.920 kind of weird ass pervert. It's like, well, we're in this video 729 00:59:15.000 --> 00:59:17.159 game booth. I guess it's time for me to lean over and get this 730 00:59:17.360 --> 00:59:22.039 done. Yeah. No, that was an unrealistic expectation on Andy's part. 731 00:59:22.159 --> 00:59:25.519 Yea, many movies. Yeah, but you know what kind of pervert would 732 00:59:25.559 --> 00:59:30.599 do that future Flora Oh my gosh, yeah, chronos file would be so 733 00:59:30.039 --> 00:59:39.280 far all over the fat from the Chrono time crotch. Well, I'm glad 734 00:59:39.320 --> 00:59:44.559 that we went down this particularly dark and habbit hole. Hey, I like 735 00:59:44.760 --> 00:59:52.760 it. What were your three membranes? What you must pairs the anus and 736 00:59:52.880 --> 01:00:00.239 the belly button button itself? I was gonna ask on that note, would 737 01:00:00.280 --> 01:00:06.280 you would you try to tell yourself or convince yourself to or not to date 738 01:00:07.719 --> 01:00:10.440 a person that you you eventually that you have dated in your past. Yeah, 739 01:00:12.039 --> 01:00:15.760 yeah, totally. Like I would totally fuck up like poor little blank 740 01:00:15.920 --> 01:00:20.840 Mark's life. Like I would go back to like Mark graduating college and be 741 01:00:20.960 --> 01:00:22.639 like, hey, dude, here's what you need to do. Be with 742 01:00:22.800 --> 01:00:29.239 this person, never meet this person and make this decision differently I would, 743 01:00:29.239 --> 01:00:35.199 And then I assume I would like in uttering the words, I would vanish, 744 01:00:35.320 --> 01:00:37.280 yeah right, and like the new future would be born. Yeah, 745 01:00:37.400 --> 01:00:43.159 I've been mistakes, I got, I got some skeletons in that closet. 746 01:00:43.280 --> 01:00:47.280 Son. There's a reason I'm a podcaster doing an Italian Renaissance character. That's 747 01:00:47.320 --> 01:00:52.199 not a marketable podcast. You guys, don't tell that to the to the 748 01:00:52.400 --> 01:00:58.360 PARSEC Awards, because you're a winner and a second year nominee. Thank you 749 01:00:58.559 --> 01:01:01.239 in your finalist Let's get it right, That's what I meant, thank you. 750 01:01:01.360 --> 01:01:09.039 Parsic Awards. Yes, the Parsic Awards. It's an award for speculative 751 01:01:09.360 --> 01:01:15.760 fiction which is handed out at dragon Con every year, and I am a 752 01:01:15.880 --> 01:01:22.559 blaster podcast joins the pantheon of great podcasts such as Our First City and Blurry 753 01:01:22.599 --> 01:01:27.320 Photos in being a finalist this year, I would tell your listeners to vote 754 01:01:27.360 --> 01:01:30.320 for it, but they can't. Y way. It's the one thing that 755 01:01:30.880 --> 01:01:34.760 there's there's not an actual like vote for. It's it's a panel of judges 756 01:01:34.800 --> 01:01:37.800 who are are probably paid off, panel of very handsome judges. You can 757 01:01:38.400 --> 01:01:45.199 nominate, can't hurt. You can't nominate a podcast in the early stages, 758 01:01:45.480 --> 01:01:47.679 but you can't actually determine whether it wins or not. There aren't a lot 759 01:01:47.719 --> 01:01:52.400 of awards for podcasts. He's just built a paper lantern and hope it takes 760 01:01:52.480 --> 01:01:55.079 light. I saw my first you guys, I saw my first paper lantern 761 01:01:55.360 --> 01:02:00.519 ever flying through the skyline of Chicago and Logan Square last weekend, and I'd 762 01:02:00.599 --> 01:02:04.519 never seen a fly through yourself. I was. I was like upset. 763 01:02:04.559 --> 01:02:07.400 I thought it was a meteor and my friends are like, no, it's 764 01:02:07.440 --> 01:02:08.360 a paper lantern it And I was like, I don't know what that is. 765 01:02:08.440 --> 01:02:12.840 How is that possible? Lying to me? Yeah, tell me what 766 01:02:12.960 --> 01:02:15.960 I want to hear. I snapped so many necks before I was convinced of 767 01:02:15.039 --> 01:02:20.360 it. Okay, let's get back to chrono sex. So we're talking about 768 01:02:21.679 --> 01:02:25.079 would you go back and warn yourself about past relationships? Would you stop nine 769 01:02:25.119 --> 01:02:30.559 to eleven? Oh? Now, dude, Wow, whole different scenario. 770 01:02:30.719 --> 01:02:35.519 You know what, I don't talking about old girlfriends. Gosh, you know 771 01:02:35.599 --> 01:02:37.800 what I don't. I don't think I would. I don't think I've ever 772 01:02:37.880 --> 01:02:42.800 been and and maybe I'm just extraordinarily fortunate here. Like I was thirty years 773 01:02:42.840 --> 01:02:45.639 old before I understood that people could be bad at kissing. I got serious. 774 01:02:45.760 --> 01:02:49.039 Yeah I didn't know that, And then I was like, holy shit, 775 01:02:49.039 --> 01:02:52.960 it's just a humble brag. No I didn't. I guess I was 776 01:02:52.000 --> 01:02:57.639 just extraordinarily lucky. Were you just you always dating lovables? Yes? I 777 01:02:57.800 --> 01:03:02.119 was just hanging nor I just learned that LoVa bulls are the cheerleaders for the 778 01:03:02.559 --> 01:03:07.639 Chicago Bulls. I'm not a sports I did not know that until I was 779 01:03:07.719 --> 01:03:09.239 thirty. Then I was like, holy, this can really go bad. 780 01:03:09.400 --> 01:03:14.519 Yeah, bad kissers are the worst. How is such a thing possible? 781 01:03:14.679 --> 01:03:16.119 I think the thing is you don't want to be rude and like train someone 782 01:03:16.199 --> 01:03:21.519 how to kiss properly. I sound like the most condiction, Like what do 783 01:03:21.639 --> 01:03:23.360 I know? I don't know, but you know, I thought, you 784 01:03:23.400 --> 01:03:27.480 know what though, Like here's that's the thing though, Like everybody likes kissing 785 01:03:27.599 --> 01:03:30.800 done differently, so like there's well you can be like that person's a bad 786 01:03:30.880 --> 01:03:35.000 kisser, someone else will be like best kiss or ever. Yeah, there's 787 01:03:35.039 --> 01:03:37.320 just no, there's no there's no like spectrum for it. It's real soft 788 01:03:37.360 --> 01:03:43.880 and dry and quick. That's what I like. Barely there. I like 789 01:03:44.000 --> 01:03:45.480 a lot of head motions, so it's like there's a real thread of the 790 01:03:45.519 --> 01:03:50.599 head. But if you're not careful, No, I don't. I don't. 791 01:03:50.679 --> 01:03:52.800 I don't think I regret a single one of my relationships. If anything, 792 01:03:53.039 --> 01:03:57.599 the pendulum goes the other way, like there's a lot of opportunities that 793 01:03:57.679 --> 01:04:00.920 I should have taken that I didn't like. All the times those girls proposed 794 01:04:00.960 --> 01:04:04.039 to you and you're like, I'm just not ready all those times. That's 795 01:04:04.039 --> 01:04:06.159 a hard time. Those are hard, but you know what, you made 796 01:04:06.320 --> 01:04:09.480 your choice. Yeah. No, I didn't even have sex till I was 797 01:04:09.480 --> 01:04:12.239 twenty five. I was super churchy, super churchy. I was like, 798 01:04:12.480 --> 01:04:19.119 Noah, virgins just made me gag. Sorry, Yeah, it was a 799 01:04:19.360 --> 01:04:26.320 I mean, I don't regret waiting per se, but it could have had 800 01:04:26.320 --> 01:04:29.320 a lot more sex you could have. But you know, when you're young, 801 01:04:29.920 --> 01:04:33.519 sex can be dangerous, right, and maybe that maybe that's why I 802 01:04:33.599 --> 01:04:38.400 don't regret any of my relationships now. Yeah, like I would not have 803 01:04:38.559 --> 01:04:42.760 gone back in time and talked younger Dave out of any any of the ladies 804 01:04:42.840 --> 01:04:45.079 that I dated. Okay, let's biff tannen this a little bit to get 805 01:04:45.119 --> 01:04:50.800 out of this deliciously fucking mire of sex, Will you guys go back in 806 01:04:50.880 --> 01:04:55.880 time and tell yourself companies to invest in or a lottery numbers, like, 807 01:04:56.000 --> 01:04:59.559 hey, Apple is going to blow up with this iPod. I know Flores 808 01:04:59.599 --> 01:05:04.519 and it's too fucking where it's bitcoin. Oh yeah, this guy's Flora's guy 809 01:05:04.679 --> 01:05:10.400 like, man about there's something about bitcoin stuck in this christ teeth makes them 810 01:05:10.480 --> 01:05:15.199 so bad. Oh no, did you support bitcoin? I didn't. That's 811 01:05:15.239 --> 01:05:16.519 what pisses me. All. No, No, that's good, right, 812 01:05:16.760 --> 01:05:20.760 isn't bitcoin bs? That's what I thought. But apparently you could be a 813 01:05:20.880 --> 01:05:25.719 multi millionaire. Now, I don't know. We did the math virtual multi 814 01:05:25.760 --> 01:05:30.079 millionaire. We did the math seeing the suspicions. It turns out that twenty 815 01:05:30.119 --> 01:05:33.199 dollars in October of two thousand and nine would have turned into twelve million dollars 816 01:05:33.280 --> 01:05:39.400 today. What yeah, twelve million bitcoins? Right, twelve million dollars in 817 01:05:39.559 --> 01:05:42.960 bitcoins? How do you cash out? Right? Yeah, that's just it. 818 01:05:43.039 --> 01:05:45.880 That's what we were talking about that. We're like, well, was 819 01:05:45.960 --> 01:05:47.920 there twenty dollars worth of bitcoins? Could you because which it came out to 820 01:05:48.000 --> 01:05:53.400 like twenty thousand bitcoins or some crazy number twelve thousand bitcoins. I don't think 821 01:05:53.400 --> 01:05:57.480 that there was that many that you could just scoop up. I don't think 822 01:05:57.519 --> 01:05:59.960 it. I don't think that math. I don't think that the reality math, 823 01:06:00.000 --> 01:06:01.519 which is just the straight and math on that. Yeah. I think. 824 01:06:02.199 --> 01:06:06.119 Now I'm speaking like obviously I know nothing about any of this stuff, 825 01:06:06.519 --> 01:06:13.519 but like our dollar is based on the idea that there is precious metal behind 826 01:06:13.559 --> 01:06:16.880 it anymore. We all know that there isn't. Right, everybody is aware 827 01:06:16.960 --> 01:06:19.800 of this, in fact that we know that the country is in huge amounts 828 01:06:19.840 --> 01:06:24.400 of debt. But that's like the idea behind it, like there's something you 829 01:06:24.440 --> 01:06:29.199 could theoretically cash out this bank note and get something for it. Bitcoin is 830 01:06:29.320 --> 01:06:31.559 on the surface up front, like, hey, there's nothing behind this. 831 01:06:31.840 --> 01:06:36.760 Yeah, this is just you know, Internet value is made up entirely out 832 01:06:36.760 --> 01:06:41.280 of the wishes of unicorns, right, yeah, So, I mean it's 833 01:06:41.320 --> 01:06:45.880 basically the exact same thing, but without that initial first step of like, 834 01:06:45.039 --> 01:06:48.800 once upon a time there was gold behind this. Yeah, I don't see 835 01:06:48.840 --> 01:06:53.960 how it can hold water. I don't either, So don't invest in that. 836 01:06:54.320 --> 01:07:00.559 Invest in Apple or Microsoft in the eighties googles. I'm certain that it 837 01:07:00.639 --> 01:07:02.400 was always worth a bazillion dollars. But do you do you know how much 838 01:07:02.559 --> 01:07:06.440 one share of Berkshire Hathaway is worth? I don't know what Berkshire Hathaway is. 839 01:07:06.599 --> 01:07:10.800 Is that Anne Hathaway's mother? Yes, yes, that is worth a 840 01:07:10.880 --> 01:07:13.880 lot. Yeah, do you know what one share of Anne Hathaway's Mother's worth? 841 01:07:14.519 --> 01:07:17.320 One share is worth a hundred thousand dollars. What is Berkshire Hathaway. 842 01:07:17.679 --> 01:07:20.679 It's in a valuable stock. I think they have some I know that they 843 01:07:20.760 --> 01:07:24.599 have a real estate wing. But I'm sure it's bigger than that. You're 844 01:07:24.639 --> 01:07:27.920 saying a lot of words. That's all I know. That is a it's 845 01:07:27.920 --> 01:07:30.679 a company. It's yes, it's a company. I guess I didn't know 846 01:07:30.800 --> 01:07:33.960 that. Yeah, and they they're they're stocks worth. I don't know if 847 01:07:34.000 --> 01:07:35.960 that just blew up or if it's some one of those things that, like 848 01:07:36.039 --> 01:07:40.079 since nineteen thirty two has been worth all the money in the world. Illuminati 849 01:07:40.320 --> 01:07:45.280 Illuminati sounds illuminati. It is, guys, we're getting off time travel. 850 01:07:45.559 --> 01:07:50.320 I would not advice. I would give to myself work out more while your 851 01:07:50.400 --> 01:07:55.639 metabolisms doing better, because it's just more work later. If you don't, 852 01:07:56.159 --> 01:08:00.760 and I would, I think that I would would be more reckless, Oh 853 01:08:01.280 --> 01:08:04.679 far more reckless. Well you say that now, with the ability to move 854 01:08:04.719 --> 01:08:10.320 all your limbs and speak properly, if you would have gotten to that dirt 855 01:08:10.360 --> 01:08:15.199 bike act and it doesn't have aids and it's such a tough guy, no, 856 01:08:15.439 --> 01:08:19.039 I would be I would take I would take more risks. I mean, 857 01:08:19.119 --> 01:08:24.039 I just I was I'm I'm I'm not a Royalis breaker. I'm a 858 01:08:24.159 --> 01:08:30.760 safe I'm a safe guy. What is the safe guy over here? We 859 01:08:30.880 --> 01:08:33.359 need a safe guy. We need a Jimmy man, We need a driver. 860 01:08:35.239 --> 01:08:38.439 The safe guy goes. Guys, Seriously, if you just had some 861 01:08:38.560 --> 01:08:42.319 elbow pads, you never know you're gonna you're gonna clip a door. It's 862 01:08:42.359 --> 01:08:45.960 gonna hurt. You should stretch all right? Now, Look, you guys, 863 01:08:46.000 --> 01:08:48.960 we've talked a lot about sucking our former selves. We've talked a lot 864 01:08:49.000 --> 01:08:55.479 about covering money on bitcoins and Anne Hathaway's mother. One thing we haven't mentioned 865 01:08:55.600 --> 01:09:00.159 at all, which should reveal the inner darkness of ourselves, is that we 866 01:09:00.199 --> 01:09:03.880 haven't talked about helping anyone or anything. I jokingly said, would you prevent 867 01:09:04.000 --> 01:09:08.319 nine eleven? But there's a lot of like major disasters that you could maybe 868 01:09:08.640 --> 01:09:11.920 like, you know, hey, hey New Orleans, Hurricane Katrina is coming 869 01:09:12.079 --> 01:09:15.399 in a week. I know very few of you will listen to me, 870 01:09:15.760 --> 01:09:18.279 But you know what about that quantum leap stuff? Would you go back and 871 01:09:18.359 --> 01:09:23.279 try to help? I think everyone's thought of that, Like if somehow you 872 01:09:23.520 --> 01:09:28.960 knew take the example of nine to eleven, how on earth would Dave Stecco 873 01:09:30.039 --> 01:09:33.640 out, Yeah, the benefits plan administrator for a large insurance company in Denver, 874 01:09:33.800 --> 01:09:39.359 Colorado, go about warning the government the morning of nine to eleven, 875 01:09:39.479 --> 01:09:43.079 in making it stick and not ending up somehow in jail as a result, 876 01:09:43.159 --> 01:09:47.239 you totally get jailed, right. I think maybe the only solution like that 877 01:09:47.840 --> 01:09:54.800 people at our low level of influence could have is to try to do something 878 01:09:55.319 --> 01:09:59.239 to the building itself the day of nine to eleven to prevent people from getting 879 01:09:59.239 --> 01:10:02.399 in there, like calling it a bomb threat in the morning before the planes 880 01:10:02.399 --> 01:10:06.119 actually hit, so that people like hear about it and don't go to work 881 01:10:06.239 --> 01:10:10.520 or call the cops that day. You know, Yeah, I don't. 882 01:10:10.640 --> 01:10:13.800 I don't. I mean, like, and even on a smaller scale, 883 01:10:13.920 --> 01:10:16.960 like I don't know what I would do to help anything, because I mean, 884 01:10:17.039 --> 01:10:19.439 I I mean, it's all well and good to say, well, 885 01:10:19.520 --> 01:10:23.199 you know, the timeline has to be preserved. You don't know what's going 886 01:10:23.199 --> 01:10:26.239 on. But now that was just shitty. That was just shitty. Nothing 887 01:10:26.319 --> 01:10:30.159 good came from that. We would be better off if that had never happened. 888 01:10:30.159 --> 01:10:33.439 I don't. You know. It's like like, would you kill Hitler, 889 01:10:33.600 --> 01:10:36.479 Yes, yes, I would kill Hitler. Wait, you kill real 890 01:10:36.600 --> 01:10:43.239 Hitler. Yes, but if you killed real Hitler, and I'm not talking 891 01:10:43.239 --> 01:10:48.039 about robot Hitler, that's just gonna say, who's the other Hitler you're if 892 01:10:48.119 --> 01:10:53.000 you if you killed that Hitler, like World War two, Holocaust, totally 893 01:10:53.079 --> 01:10:58.439 awful. But people who you know today would not exist if not for those 894 01:10:58.560 --> 01:11:01.720 events, you know, people who you might not even exist. I probably 895 01:11:01.760 --> 01:11:08.520 wouldn't because my ancestors would not have been kicked out. They would not have 896 01:11:08.640 --> 01:11:14.920 fled you up and got kicked out, um of a Bennigans. That's the 897 01:11:15.000 --> 01:11:18.399 beauty of my time travel theory. You can kill Hitler and see how it 898 01:11:18.479 --> 01:11:25.800 works out because parallel universe, I mean I better still, you can go 899 01:11:25.920 --> 01:11:29.760 to the parallel you can cut out the middleman and go to the parallel universe. 900 01:11:29.880 --> 01:11:32.840 Parallel university. Well, you can go to the parallel universe where sixty 901 01:11:32.920 --> 01:11:36.640 years prior parallel you from another universe. When you kill Hitler just now, 902 01:11:36.720 --> 01:11:41.560 it turns out you can really cover a lot of bases with it. I 903 01:11:41.600 --> 01:11:45.279 mean, that's that's ultimately the thing though, right that with the Grandfather paradox. 904 01:11:45.720 --> 01:11:51.800 If you go back and do blank, you either yeah, you either, 905 01:11:53.439 --> 01:11:57.600 that's all vanish, Right, You either vanish because you kind of slowly 906 01:11:57.680 --> 01:12:01.399 dissolved, but you do if you guitar solos before you by your guitar player 907 01:12:01.439 --> 01:12:05.800 gets real it's real bad and your your brother and sister go first, so 908 01:12:06.079 --> 01:12:15.960 that no, we've done it. Um, So you would either vanish. 909 01:12:15.000 --> 01:12:20.880 You would you would completely be a race from existence theoretically. I mean it 910 01:12:21.119 --> 01:12:28.479 provided that the events that you know you messed with led to you know or 911 01:12:29.640 --> 01:12:38.239 you current you keeps living. But the the you that would be born isn't 912 01:12:38.399 --> 01:12:43.479 born. Does that make sense? So like, that's that's obviously the question. 913 01:12:43.600 --> 01:12:45.000 Well, how would you exist in the first place? To Well, 914 01:12:45.680 --> 01:12:51.760 you are on your own timeline going forward still, right, so you your 915 01:12:51.960 --> 01:12:57.800 past did happen, but then when you went back to the past, it 916 01:12:57.880 --> 01:13:00.840 would have to be some sort of it would it would spawn a new timeline, 917 01:13:00.920 --> 01:13:05.119 right, Like you're a first draft and then the second draft happens visioned 918 01:13:05.520 --> 01:13:11.279 and the first draft still exists, yeah, but everything else has already moved 919 01:13:11.319 --> 01:13:14.239 on to the second draft, right, right? Is it that the kind 920 01:13:14.239 --> 01:13:19.359 of the I've never heard of that in a fictional scenario, it's all we've 921 01:13:19.399 --> 01:13:21.840 got to go on, right, But you know, it's an interesting notion 922 01:13:21.920 --> 01:13:26.800 to entertain, which I prefer that because then you still have some autonomy. 923 01:13:26.840 --> 01:13:31.439 You can change things and still enjoy reap the benefits of the the change that 924 01:13:31.520 --> 01:13:35.159 you've write exactly. There's a chance though, that you would either have to 925 01:13:35.199 --> 01:13:42.199 stay in the past and just live, or you would jump back to your 926 01:13:42.239 --> 01:13:47.920 current timeline in which you are then like John Doe, right, you would 927 01:13:47.960 --> 01:13:56.079 have to reassimilate into society somehow. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's that's that's 928 01:13:56.159 --> 01:14:00.399 time travel. That's what I think time travel in a nutshell. Yeah, 929 01:14:00.720 --> 01:14:03.720 I think I would just I would just solve problems, but like the pettiest 930 01:14:03.800 --> 01:14:08.880 ones of like, hey, seriously, don't eat at that restaurant when I 931 01:14:08.960 --> 01:14:13.079 get it's like really expensive and you're not gonna like it, and I take 932 01:14:13.119 --> 01:14:15.359 it back. I do know what I would fix in my own timeline the 933 01:14:15.520 --> 01:14:30.840 amount of time and faking money spent forcraft No close, very close Internet dating. 934 01:14:31.840 --> 01:14:34.680 Not on the internet dating itself, but on the dates. Dates are 935 01:14:34.840 --> 01:14:43.920 faking expensive. They are just brutally expensive, and of dates are brutally expective. 936 01:14:44.359 --> 01:14:47.079 Everything the expensive. Yo. Yeah, we live in Chicago, brother, 937 01:14:47.439 --> 01:14:50.079 I know, I know, there's there's no there's no way out. 938 01:14:50.359 --> 01:14:56.920 Yeah, steak here is like five bucks. Um, so yeah, I 939 01:14:57.000 --> 01:14:58.760 know that. I think maybe i'd be like, you know what, you 940 01:14:58.800 --> 01:15:01.600 could probably just skip that part, save the money, buy something else. 941 01:15:01.800 --> 01:15:05.239 That's a really like dark and cynical thing. No. I mean, I've 942 01:15:05.239 --> 01:15:10.079 been on some internet dates, yeah, which I regret, but they were 943 01:15:10.159 --> 01:15:14.199 experienced. You know you're a different person now because of them. Ah yeah, 944 01:15:14.399 --> 01:15:16.319 but I'd really rather have the money, save the horse, ride a 945 01:15:16.399 --> 01:15:23.439 cowboy, which I would go back that. I cannot tell you when I 946 01:15:23.600 --> 01:15:28.840 was when I was in Iowa that song country Girls shake It for Me and 947 01:15:29.600 --> 01:15:31.800 uh, welcome to Hotel California, to bring it, to bring it full 948 01:15:31.840 --> 01:15:34.279 circle. I heard a lot of turn down for what those were the three 949 01:15:34.359 --> 01:15:39.600 top songs I heard, and you were aware in Iowa? Who sings that 950 01:15:39.720 --> 01:15:45.640 second one? I don't know. Contrary girl shake it for me? It's 951 01:15:45.720 --> 01:15:49.920 pretty pretty sexy. What's the one song we can't get away from? Jerkee 952 01:15:50.319 --> 01:15:59.680 people? Gong Gong Jerky? Yeah time snap. So guys, yes, 953 01:16:00.000 --> 01:16:02.319 there's something I forgot about. I was going to ask you off Mike, 954 01:16:02.399 --> 01:16:05.560 but I'm gonna ask you on my O. I want to do go back. 955 01:16:05.800 --> 01:16:10.640 I want to do a penalty box. I want to have that experience. 956 01:16:10.720 --> 01:16:13.239 Oh you do, yes, well we could, we could make that 957 01:16:13.319 --> 01:16:15.439 happen. I think it's fascinating. I've been fascinated with it since the moment 958 01:16:15.520 --> 01:16:19.039 I first heard it, and I want to give it a try. I 959 01:16:19.399 --> 01:16:23.359 think we can arrange. I want to fight the box John Henry style. 960 01:16:23.600 --> 01:16:28.159 All right, I'll tell you what, John Henry. You you got your 961 01:16:28.159 --> 01:16:32.680 work cut off? Are you fight round one? Fight box? All right, 962 01:16:32.720 --> 01:16:36.039 you're gonna get kicked in the acousta ding ding here, kicked in the 963 01:16:36.119 --> 01:16:41.199 yakuza, Yeah, kicked in the Accusa, kicked in the Japanese game. 964 01:16:41.880 --> 01:16:45.760 Right, they cut off my pakies. What were you saying? Okay, 965 01:16:45.840 --> 01:16:49.039 all right, I'm gonna I'm gonna trick you out turbo for a penalty box. 966 01:16:49.159 --> 01:16:54.119 Now, Florida drum drum up some charges against this son of a bit, 967 01:16:55.560 --> 01:17:00.319 some chargers. How I think you're you're smart, smarter guy than you 968 01:17:01.479 --> 01:17:05.760 give yourself credit for us. So self esteem snaps, so so off you 969 01:17:06.079 --> 01:17:15.079 go in the be nicer to yourself. So this is like the therapy I've 970 01:17:15.119 --> 01:17:23.479 never had. Okay uh In text messages no, we am going to well, 971 01:17:23.560 --> 01:17:27.000 you know what I noticed you have Watchmen, and in Watchmen, fucking 972 01:17:27.680 --> 01:17:30.359 the ink blot face has a lot of great monologues. Oh well, then 973 01:17:30.439 --> 01:17:33.680 here you go. Do you know them very well? No, hold on, 974 01:17:33.840 --> 01:17:39.680 I'm going to test the penalty box to see it's functioning. I am 975 01:17:39.880 --> 01:17:45.479 the very model of a modern major general. I've information vegetable as a mineral. 976 01:17:46.239 --> 01:17:51.399 That's it. Yeah, okay, says that's working. Just just fine. 977 01:17:53.800 --> 01:17:57.800 What's going on here? Okay? So um, you are currently in 978 01:17:57.880 --> 01:18:00.239 the penalty box. You're in the penalty box. Our hand is on the 979 01:18:00.399 --> 01:18:03.319 giant. I don't hear myself speaking back in the styled switch. Okay, 980 01:18:03.560 --> 01:18:09.279 it's fine, Okay, mark Soloff hereby sentence to the penalty box. Your 981 01:18:09.359 --> 01:18:16.079 sentence begins now. Rorschach's Journal, October twelfth, in nineteen eighty five, 982 01:18:17.000 --> 01:18:25.319 Dog Carcass, Saint Alley. This morning, tire tread on burst stomach. 983 01:18:25.880 --> 01:18:30.479 This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. This 984 01:18:30.119 --> 01:18:40.319 streets sorry standed gutters, and the gutters are full of blood. Where the 985 01:18:40.720 --> 01:18:47.640 trains finally scab over all the vermin will drown the accumulated filth of all their 986 01:18:47.680 --> 01:18:53.560 sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the horrors, and 987 01:18:53.840 --> 01:19:00.640 the politicians will look up and shout save us, and I'll look down and 988 01:19:00.960 --> 01:19:09.680 a whisper. No, there you go. That's that's that's what you well. 989 01:19:09.960 --> 01:19:12.880 Yeah, really, well that's what tough justice feels like. What a 990 01:19:13.000 --> 01:19:18.079 ride? Yeah there, yeah, part of and you'll post part of part 991 01:19:18.119 --> 01:19:23.720 of the penalty box. Um. If it doesn't get your if it doesn't 992 01:19:23.760 --> 01:19:30.159 get you stuttering, you definitely like want to yale things for some reason. 993 01:19:30.319 --> 01:19:33.439 And we do it all like I'm horrible about it. Oh, I am 994 01:19:33.640 --> 01:19:38.840 so susceptible to this thing. And I think it's just like that I key 995 01:19:39.000 --> 01:19:43.720 so much on the sound of my own luxurious voice. Yeah, it's like 996 01:19:44.039 --> 01:19:46.159 you're someone else is talking and you're like, I need to talk over this 997 01:19:46.279 --> 01:19:50.720 person to be heard, and it's yourself that's talking. Yeah, oh what 998 01:19:50.880 --> 01:19:57.399 a treat. I tested it on some coworkers that were girls. Zero effect. 999 01:19:57.560 --> 01:20:00.199 Really, they did not give me that it was happening. That really 1000 01:20:00.239 --> 01:20:03.840 made me crazy. Now, this is interesting. The question is is it 1001 01:20:04.319 --> 01:20:09.520 they are conditioned in some way? It was there, It was there. 1002 01:20:09.760 --> 01:20:15.439 It was the hysteria that their uterus is created. This is a science, 1003 01:20:15.239 --> 01:20:23.600 are they Yeah, it's like maybe they're more used to speaking in environments where 1004 01:20:23.640 --> 01:20:26.840 other people are also talking. Yeah, I'm just used to everyone lists hanging 1005 01:20:26.880 --> 01:20:34.960 on my every word, especially you mostly me, my shpunk have Well, 1006 01:20:35.239 --> 01:20:40.039 I'll tell you what. Yeah, you feel like you feel like we stoned 1007 01:20:40.159 --> 01:20:43.880 this bowl? I think we did. He tapped the stone. M hmm, 1008 01:20:44.119 --> 01:20:49.199 not yet. We need to recharge the stone. We've emptied it of 1009 01:20:49.279 --> 01:20:54.640 its magical properties. Yeah, I think we we've done it some we give 1010 01:20:54.680 --> 01:20:59.039 it a milk job later. We've done some good uh discussing and theorizing and 1011 01:20:59.399 --> 01:21:03.760 yeah, and haun on on the old time travel. Time travel is great 1012 01:21:03.800 --> 01:21:10.000 because since nobody knows anything about it to except you know what math can tell 1013 01:21:10.079 --> 01:21:14.720 us, um, which is nothing we can we can talk at nauseum about 1014 01:21:14.720 --> 01:21:17.680 it. So six more hours, so you know, part seven, Here 1015 01:21:17.760 --> 01:21:23.920 we go, Stephen Hawking. It's it's it's a fun thing to to always 1016 01:21:24.000 --> 01:21:29.680 discuss. We we like getting into it sometimes with um with the regular episodes 1017 01:21:29.720 --> 01:21:32.279 and stuff. But we're we're very glad that you could come Mark and yeah, 1018 01:21:33.239 --> 01:21:36.239 bull Stone with us. You should come back in Bullstone with us yet 1019 01:21:36.319 --> 01:21:42.039 again. I am honored to be in the Blurry studio and I would be 1020 01:21:42.199 --> 01:21:45.920 happy to Bollstone with you guys again. Hooray, right again. They can 1021 01:21:46.119 --> 01:21:51.239 check out your stuff at blastow podcast dot com. That's right. Uh. 1022 01:21:51.399 --> 01:21:55.800 And on iTunes You're you're on there, You're on all the stuff right on 1023 01:21:55.960 --> 01:22:00.359 iTunes. I'm on Stitcher, and you can find me on Twitter at askatatre. 1024 01:22:00.840 --> 01:22:05.079 I also have a blaster podcast Facebook page. Great, and you've also 1025 01:22:05.199 --> 01:22:09.399 got the you got there, you got a fair City. It was a 1026 01:22:09.439 --> 01:22:12.840 bunch of nice guys and is what Nick Misko has taught me. As some 1027 01:22:12.960 --> 01:22:17.159 petition Vic of course, some petition Cholovic. Yeah, I write an act 1028 01:22:17.279 --> 01:22:21.880 for a audio drama podcast series called Our Fair City. It's a post apocalyptic 1029 01:22:21.960 --> 01:22:26.479 sci fi drama. Love it. It is funny and crazy and quirky. 1030 01:22:26.640 --> 01:22:29.560 So you can check that out at our Fair City dot com. Great. 1031 01:22:29.840 --> 01:22:36.079 Yeah, so bulery photos dot org, which I've incepted with a virus, 1032 01:22:36.199 --> 01:22:45.319 so be sure I'll steal money from them. Yeah. It's uh, it's 1033 01:22:45.399 --> 01:22:48.119 it's fun. It's fun time to just sit in Bullstone. I'm into it. 1034 01:22:48.520 --> 01:22:51.760 So I guess what we're trying to say dear listeners, focus on the 1035 01:22:53.079 --> 01:22:57.079 moral lesson of what you've learned today. This is a podcast about regret, 1036 01:22:57.600 --> 01:23:00.239 about reaching for the stars, about man's hube, about man's place in the 1037 01:23:00.439 --> 01:23:06.680 universe. There's a bunch of talk about sex and uh, and mostly we're 1038 01:23:06.720 --> 01:23:14.600 talking about Mark solof than sex. So thank you for this, for listening 1039 01:23:14.640 --> 01:23:19.720 to this inaugural attempt at the bull Stone version. Um we I can't say 1040 01:23:19.760 --> 01:23:25.279 this enough. Have not abandoned our regularly scheduled program. There's just a little 1041 01:23:25.279 --> 01:23:28.960 sun extra yeah, a little extra cream in your coffee, a little extra 1042 01:23:29.079 --> 01:23:38.479 milk on your job bulls. So so as always you can find us blurry 1043 01:23:38.680 --> 01:23:47.399 for blurry slurlers, blurry shots sunny yeah, uh, blurry photos dot Org, 1044 01:23:48.239 --> 01:23:53.520 blurry underscore photos on the Twitter. We also got blurry photos on the 1045 01:23:53.600 --> 01:24:02.640 faces book and punch our donate but with your credit right in Chicken into ding 1046 01:24:02.800 --> 01:24:16.520 ding the fiscal ding so for it only funny does for this magnificent train wreck. 1047 01:24:17.000 --> 01:24:20.520 I have been Dave Stecco, I've been David Flora, I've been Mark 1048 01:24:20.600 --> 01:24:25.880 Solo. One last round of amazing completely made up facts, David Flora, 1049 01:24:26.079 --> 01:24:30.560 can you really catch snugglebugs from puppies, Mark solo time travel. It's cheaper 1050 01:24:30.560 --> 01:24:31.920 if you don't check a bag. And, last, but certainly not least, 1051 01:24:32.079 --> 01:24:38.399 blurry Photus is now accepting applications for the chronophile Police. We will be 1052 01:24:38.640 --> 01:24:43.960 uh accepting anyone who wants to police the entire chronosphere against people who want to 1053 01:24:43.960 --> 01:24:45.760 go back in time and have sex with their very younger selves. And I'm 1054 01:24:45.800 --> 01:25:10.520 looking at you, Jean Claude van Dame. Oh um um