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Hurry, let's climb down. Okay, but don't let her hands touch It's

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gay. What's gay mean? Um? It means you used to be afraid,

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but now you're not. I'm gay, Daddy, I'm gay. Missus

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Simpson made me gay. I believe
he's saying he's okay. Four finger discount,

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dude, welcome two four figure discount. Where this week we are here

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to review episode h A B F
zero seven from season seventeen of the Simpsons.

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It is Bart has two mummies.
I am Endos and I am Guy,

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and we're all traveling this time around
feeling okay. They're dando. Yeah,

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I'm doing well. We gave our
Holly Hoo big girl bed finally,

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so she's wort two and a half
an hour. And as it's been made

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well aware on this podcast, Holly
is not a good sleeper. You know,

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she had silent reflex for a good
couple of years there, and still

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you know, I was working up
four or five times a night, and

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poor Nicholas, she was just getting
tired and tired and tired. And we

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got Holly this big girl bed and
maybe we worked out. Maybe it was

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just because she didn't want to feel
trapped in that bed. Because now we

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say, hey Holly, last night, legitimately seven o'clock, Hey Holly,

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it's bedtime. She just got the
couch, went into a bedroom, climbed

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into bed, put the blanket over
and said nine eyes. I went to

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bed and stayed asleep for the entire
night. I have never related to Holly

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Moore. I was just like,
I was like, you're sure. She's

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like, daddy go, Daddy go. I'm like okay, then sort of

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walked. I was like, it's
this happening. She was like no,

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nos closed the door, didn't hear
from her all night. That is brilliant

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and a big load of everyone's shoulders
of the dean. Yeah, it's fantastic.

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So it's just nice knowing that we're
going to get some peaceful nights again

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more Nicolo, because you know Nicola
does the grunt worked when it comes to

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nighttime. But yeah, so we
having a great, great weekend here.

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I heard you had a big weekend. Did you got a Wu Tang Clan?

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Is that where you went to?
Because I saw that playing in Melbourne.

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I'm like, Guy said, you
went out and this looks like someone

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who Guy would go and see Guy
had a big weekend with the lovely Louise

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did double shot of socializing. One
of Lou's good friends had the fiftieth on

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Saturday night at this at this bar
in Richmond up in Melbourne, so we

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made the trip up the highway from
Geelong. We've got a very nice AIRB

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and b not far from from Bridge
Road. Fantastic, the cozy little place.

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I was like, oh this is
still It was one of those things

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where I felt like Bilbo Baggins.
I was like, oh, this is

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so cozy and nice and I've got
a comfortable chair. Oh my god,

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Raiders has just started on TV,
Like do we have to go to this

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party? But we then went to
I've never seen this before, I swear,

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oh the other thing, and I
mentioned that hobbit. It was also

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very small and it had like a
tiny bathroom door that you had to crouch

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down to get through it. Well
I had to crouch down to get through,

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and lou was sort of sauntering through
its saying I'm not bothered. But

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of course I cracked my head on
the frame and just laid out this almighty

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fuck. But now we went to
this party and it was fantastic because It

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was a very Generation X crowd.
It was a costume part well, the

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invite said a bit of British Lou
and I are like, well, I

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had costume parties. I'm not a
fan, and I think Lou was too

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keen on finding. We sort of
talked about a Harry and Meghan thing going

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on, but then the end it
was just like, well, I'm wearing

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my rebox because it's got a good
got a Union jack on and said I

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got a pair of socks that I
got a fox on it. That's that's

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fox houndy and they're British raising green. I'm wearing those. We get there

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at least three Princess Diana's a whole
bunch of dudes in Peaky Blinders costumes because

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well that's low maintenance and looked pretty
cool. Loose friend Dave was dressed as

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any Lennox. He had the he
had his haircut short and died orange and

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he's wearing a suit. Um but
yeah, old generation next crowd. And

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the DJ was a guy I used
to work with back in my street press

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days and he was just spinning banger
after banger. It was set Mikey Kle

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Yeah aka Joey light Bomb. If
you need a DJ, get in touch

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with this guy. He is fucking
rad, good guy and great taste.

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And the drinks kept flowing and uh
yeah, hit the dance Floorum we were

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out to like three am. So
that was fantastic. That was that night,

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and then we're up in Malin as
well because we were going to a

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concert the following night at the Forum. It was like a five band lineup

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and the headline act was a regurgitator
who I'm I'm not a huge fan of,

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but lou loves their album Unit,
and we went there with Loose son

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Isaac, who's you know, I'm
no, he's jem Z, but he's

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very into ninety stuff as jem Z
kids are regogitators more might year I think.

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Yeah, so yeah they did.
They played Unit pretty much an entire

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in a bunch of their other songs
as well. Polyester Girl. They played

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Polyester Girl. They played a couple
of songs whose titles I should probably not

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say on this podcast because what's the
one that goes what's in the end?

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What's it they? I think that's
called black Bugs. That's Loose. Yeah,

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I played that definitely. That was
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I mean, I wasn't a huge
on Regurgitator back in the day, and

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I'm like, these guys are kind
of like a mashup of red On Chili

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Peppers and Beastie Boys and almost like
they clashed in some ways, you know

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what I liked about them. My
memories of our Regogitator are finding black Bug

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was the song that I found on
like one of those one percent hits,

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the Volume twenty five or whatever.
I'm like, I don't know this,

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you know, it's not It's not
Clup seven or Spice Girls. You know,

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I was still cop gear. Remember
hearing that song, going this is

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a cool song. I really liked
this song. So I loved when you

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bought those CDs and you found Gems. They never would have bothered hearing,

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but Regogitator they were in a thing
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a Bubble and I want to say
late nineties, maybe like two thousand era,

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where they recorded an album in a
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or maybe Sydney. It's like a
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past and seeing it was in public
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in the Zoo recording this album.
It was the first sort of like live

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reality experiment that was I was on
tem like back when Channel V was sh

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good said it would do in all honesty.

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Yeah, they seemed like sort of
smart as art school punks. Yeah,

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definitely, that's a fun memory.
I remember like staying up late like

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watching because it was like constantly like
a live stream. I remember what Big

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Brother up late where you'd lay in
bed watching other people going to bandy.

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It was very Truman show, wasn't
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but we watched it. It was
really fresh. Yeah. Yeah, so

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there was goods. There was a
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called Dzy death Rays. It was
sort of a metal they. Yeah,

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they went right the fuck off.
That were fantastic, and Custer was playing.

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And Custer was of course fronted by
Dave McCormick, who is the Blew

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his dad bendit. But yes,
we're here today that to talk about Bart

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has two Mummies. Now, this
is an episode that had two stories.

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Right, one day I thought was
just pretty much whatever. The other one

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actually found very relatable from a dad
being a father of a young kid the

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Flanders story. So seeing things from
Flander's perspective where he's like always over protective

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and making sure his kids don't get
hurt, I find myself at times being

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this way. You know, I'll
go to the playground and letter's pretty high.

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Just let me make sure I put
my hand behind you in case you

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fall or things like that. Nicolas
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I'm like, he won't be fine, because what will happen is I'll say

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he'll be fine, and he'll fall
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be annoyed, and then the day
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quite often I'll go there and I'll
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two times out of five, what
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to potentially hurting themselves would have happened
if I wasn't there to stop him or

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hurt Holly as well. So there
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I can also see Marge's perspective.
Margin is Nicola in this equation where She's

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like, they've got to learn,
and I'm like, yeah, but can

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we not teach him without them getting
hurt? But so I've sort of mellowed

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in my way, so I've sort
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I've had to sort of just learn
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and learn that way as well.
But I found that story very, very

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relatable. Also, the aspect of
trusting people to babysit your kids, we

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still haven't got to that point yet. We've only That's probably why Nichola and

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I don't go out all that often. It's because nicholas family aunt here obviously,

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so we've got my parents to babysit
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and things like that. We don't
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trust with kids because they haven't got
kids themselves, or other friends who have

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kids had their own kids at bedtime, so they can't be here babysitting our

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kids at bedtime. And God love
it, but I just don't trust my

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sister to keep my kids alive.
So it was like trusting people to babysit

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my kids as something that we haven't
quite worked out yet. So I can

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sort of I can rarely relate to
it, to that Flanders story in particular,

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but I just thought the b plot
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hear in the commentary that they wanted
to be plot. I think it was

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written by Dana Gould. This episode
was it was a Dana Gould who it

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was, who's normally kind of liable. I think maybe he didn't miss no,

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no, he wrote the episode that
I hated with the bart in the

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backyard that will the really long backyard. Okay, Well in that case,

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I don't think Dana Gould's going to
be on our Christmas card list anytime soon.

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Because I was not a fan of
this episode at all. I understand

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that you relate to it. I
mean I relate to it because I was

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kidnapped by a monkey when I was
a kid, but that's a story for

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another time. I was watching it, I mean looking over my notes in

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this and knowing that's not bad.
That's that's not a bad joke. But

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for the most part, I came
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stuff in here that just doesn't land, that sort of feels like a joke.

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But the timing's all off or some
of the phrasing is wrong, and

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it's hard to explain exactly why it
doesn't work, but you just feel it

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in your bones, particularly a funny
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at all. Um. And some
of it was just playing sad I mean,

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or I mean, look, I'm
a sucker for our four legged ms,

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as any listener of the show knows, and I don't know, sort

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of walking walking down the hallway of
some animal retirement zoo whenever it's like really

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getting into this. I'm not feeling
this at all. Isn't it funny?

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How you know things happened to kids
in the show and I'm like, oh,

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I just know from my father's perspective, like I just don't like this

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makes me sad, and you're like, oh, I fight it funny kids.

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And then you're like you're like,
oh, but I liked to animals,

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and I'm like, oh, I
love animals too, But you know

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whatever, Funny we have different perspectives
on things. But well, yeah,

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I agree that was a sad city. I thought. The moment because it

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didn't have a payoff, it was
just there just to be cruel. Was

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when Marge says that she was just
patronizing Bart essentially, you know, humoring

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Bart, which he said he didn't
fail at soccer, cuts to him crying

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and I'm like, what is the
need to have that when there's no that

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doesn't have any bearing on the story. It's just a sad, mean moment.

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Yeah, see here is the big
difference between town or I think I've

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got That was one of my favorite
moment really. See that just further proves

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my point, Like, you know, when it comes to like you're got

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at the port Adam wasn't the cages. Meanwhile, fuck, but he's terrible

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at his sports. You're like,
that's hilarious. It wasn't so my team

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crying. I mean, I'm not
an absolute monster. I'm just a regular

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monster. But I just got a
big kick out of March saying and how

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how he sucks. Think you're very
I think you're on a very similar wavelength

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with the writing team of The Simpsons
at this point. I think there must

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have been like, obviously there are
a similar age, there are a similar

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age to you. There are a
similar age to you. But I feel

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like a lot of the stuff that
growing up I didn't find funny. I

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find funny in nows I get older, but you are at that age when

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it first came. So I feel
like you guys are on the same wavelength.

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But I go back to when we
were interviewed Matt Salmon and you guys

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are like change like fifteen minutes before
we even started the show, and I'm

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like, do I speak here?
You guys just get along like a house

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on fire. But yeah, yeah, so I had that as I've literally

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got my notes. What the fuck? What was the point of that moment?

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And you've gotten my favorites. That's
fair, Okay, it's it's not

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actually been hit with the green pen, but it was. Remember I do

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remember chuckling at that though, just
the big and how Yeah, I didn't

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like him. I thought Homer for
a lot of this was dumb good moments

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of Homer and Hit in this But
like I thought, I thought there was

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a lot of a lot more physical
comedy with Homer in this episode. Where

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I thought the old mill bit went
a little bit too long. I was

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like, well, this isn't really
funny. It's just Homer getting hurt.

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It just feels like time filler.
Yeah. I liked the for example,

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Homer breaking into Flander's house and you
pretending to be the high school kid.

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I like out of that. I
liked the news report where he had the

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tranquilds a gun, then he takes
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a stun gun later on things like
that. But when he's just like,

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I'm big podcast, you have a
mental problem, I was like, this

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isn't funny to me. No,
that was a gag that was just stretched

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just maybe five ten seconds too far. Yeah, and there's been a lot

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of that lately, and in this
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for sure. Yeah. But I
did enjoy the Flanders story. I liked

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the fact that we got a Marge
story that didn't revolve around Marge being mistreated

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or a margin at home, a
breakup story. Looking at the mechanics of

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this or looking at the structure of
it, yeah, look, it certainly

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makes sense. I think the idea
of Flanders having to trust someone else with

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his kids, particularly you know,
putting another female presence in their life after

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the death of his wife, exactly, that's the thing. He doesn't have

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anyone there to sort of say Flanders
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because you feel like Maud would have
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she would have gone along with Flanders, but at times she would have

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gone she seemed like the strong one
in the relationship. She would have gone,

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ned, they're fine, let them
be there. Yeah. But and

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also he has that fear because of
what happened to Maud as well. Exactly

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right. So having that story or
having that idea for a story, I

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think, I think it's fantastic.
And having Marge as the person who has

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to sort of help him out in
that regard works a treat. That's right

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now. As he said at the
start, they need never B plot and

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the B plot about the monkey kidnapping
Bart, and you know, this is

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a monkey Mother's lost, a monkey
children. Thematically, it ties in,

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I guess, but it just felt
so shoddily executed or it didn't gel with

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the other one even though it felt
like it should. So Dana said in

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the commentary that his kids really liked
the two thousand and five King Kong,

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so he wanted to work that into
a story. Then they go, and

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he goes, even though we've a
you know, we've already done that on

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the show in the Halloween, but
you know, I wanted to do one

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with Barth. I thought Bart would
have been a good character to use to

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the King Kong story. I'm like, I like the way that it did

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intertwine a sense that Rod climbed the
steeple and he'd been doing that at the

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play center, So there's that's the
way connected. But I know I'm watching

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this going. So Bart's been kidnapped
to buy this monkey inside this cage and

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one female worker this entire place going, Oh, I don't know what to

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do. There's apparently there's a news
report about it, but no one else

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is there helping. Why does no
one just tranquilize it? Yeah, you

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can't think to call animal control this, Yeah, but it's just there by

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himself all night, And I'm like, this is too convenient for the story

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for me, like this, why
is no one else going to help?

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Yeah? And what you were saying
earlier, Sorry, just to go back

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a bit of talking about some of
Homer's jokes that went on a little bit

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long or weren't even funny. They
sort of like this is a joke in

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name only. Yeah, there's one
of the very start with. I think

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Lenny and Carl they're talking about,
oh, religion. Yeah, yeah,

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there's like they're they're playing the Halo
game where they're trying to put the Halo

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on the on the Saints or whatever
thought Saints had such fat heads, and

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you know they're talking about how,
oh is this game a scam? No,

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just religion in general, and they're
sort of playing it like a punchline,

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which it clearly is not. No. I'm just like, that's I

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know you think you're being I don't
know what's controversial there, Like, oh,

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I can't believe it all said that, but I don't know, that's

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just making making a bold statement about
religions, like not really do snay because

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it didn't. It's not funny or
anything. I don't know. So there

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was sometimes and they emit this in
the commentary that you know sometimes they blame

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budgets and I'm like, no,
you can't blame the budget because you had

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a lesser budget in the early nighties
and like this didn't happen. It was

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just a case of I think you
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your podcast. Hey, my favorite. So what were your favorite moments from

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the episode and how a child was
sad? Cry? If I can't go

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out and make a child sad on
my own, the least I can do

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is watch it on The Simpsons exactly. This is shoddy research on my part,

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but please refresh me refresh my memory
of the name of the baseballer who

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makes the cameo, Landy Johnson.
Randy Johnson. Yeah, I was for

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some reason, I was thinking Ross
Johnson. That's not right, but but

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Randy is always right. Apparently he
was doing his stretches in between takes in

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the studios, the only person who
was doing stretches because he was apparently during

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during his rehabilitation from an injury,
so he had to keep his stretches going

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that's a very wise move. You
should stretch down. No one should stretching,

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as I forgot because I used to
stretch all the time playing football.

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Obviously i'n't playing football for ten years. And the other day went for a

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run and I didn't stretch. First, I was like, ah shit,

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it's like I'm so painful, but
doing the stretches before I run. The

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other day I was like, I
feel it so much more loose. I'm

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ready to go. I'm repped up. I'm reading. Yes, stretch every

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morning and night. I highly recommend
it, even if it's just for like

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five minutes. Do it. Yes, your pals damn the one I tell

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you, do stretch morning and night
exact. But but I liked I like

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Brandy just being very specific about what
bears can do and can't do. A

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bear can't be a malt, it
can't be at all. No. But

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was that a play on beanie babies? I guess, I guess so.

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But because beanie babies word bears,
right, I never got into beanie babies.

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I think beanie babies were all manner
of or were they be they beanie

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bears? There's beanie babies. I
remember they used to be like these little

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bears like full of beads or whatever, and people used to go ape shit

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for them, and they got replaced
by funko pops. Yeah yeah, I

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remember whenever I would go to the
zoo with the lady in my life,

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we invariably pick up a little um
stuffed animal. We had a few of

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them by the end, like one
of these things will be for kids,

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and then we didn't have kids.
Um so enough about that. But I

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think I don't have kids because then
all you do is try and make him

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cry all the time. That's it's
like your tears make me laugh? What

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else that I enjoy? I'm I'm
a sucker for a word players, you

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know. So Ned being a bit
of a music efficient this time around was

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kind of fun. I mean,
what he's talking about is one of my

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kids are brazen cantos A shout out
to the Led Zepplin song Dazed and Confused.

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I thought that wasn't too bad,
and then I'm amazed that Ned knew

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the lyrics to Welcome to the Jungle
and then was able to fashion them into

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Welcome to the Jungle gym. Yes, well, I feel like Flanders does

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his research, so he researches all
the Devil's music just so he can preach

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why you shouldn't be listening to it. So he's done his research so he

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knows all the well what I was
listening to Working to the Jungle yesterday because

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shout out by the way to muppet
Mayhem, Muppets Mayhem, Muppet Mayhem.

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Yes, I think it's called on
Disney Plus the new series. Great show,

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really good show, recommended for anyone
of all ages. But it has

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a lot of old school music in
there, so they're covering a lot of

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old songs. And one of the
songs is rock and Roller all Night,

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So we're putting it on Rock and
Roll all Night. So it's like it's

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introducing kids and my kids to like
old school rock and roll music. And

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they were put on Spotify and then
the next song started playing automatically played back

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into the Jungle. And I'll say
to Nikola, is there a better light

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track one on a rock album?
Then fucking Welcome to the Jungle, Like

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what other track one on a rock
album goes, this is what You're gonna

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go? Gets you in the mood
for a fucking heavy rock time. Welcome

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to the Jungle's gonna be up there, though maybe maybe he smells like teen

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Spirit on never mind. O think
if I think about those as like track

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ones on which one like, those
two are going to be right at the

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top for best track one on an
album of all time? Right, absolutely?

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I mean I'm as much as I
love Navana, I might have to

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give Gunners the edge here. Yeah, I think, yeah, Welcome to

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the Jungle is just yeah, it's
a real announcement. It's like, well,

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exactly right. And I think the
thing is, as much as I

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love Nirvana, my mum will still
listen to Welcome to the Jungle, where

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she won't listen to smells like Teen
Spirit. I feel like there's they're similar,

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but they're different in the sense that
I feel like Welcome to the Jungle

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has so much more commercial appeal than
what smells like Teen Spirit does, if

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that makes sense. Like, smells
like teen spirits the perfect song for when

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you're angst and yeah fu the you
know, fuck the world and that kind

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of thing. But Welcome to the
Jungle is just you can just put it

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on at any party and everyone's like
fucking yeah, yeah, it smells like

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teens the World, But Welcome to
the Jungle is fun the world. Yeah.

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Yeah, and and particularly because it
was their first album as well,

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just announcing yourself with authority as you
said, Yeah, it's yeah, smells

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like Teen Spirit is a shrug of
fun the world. Man. It's like,

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if you're listening to girls, you're
gonna go fuck the world. I'm

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just I'm just gonna make sure that
never mind. Actually, I'm pretty sure

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smell with Teen Spirit was track one. If I'm like, I'm gonna look

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like knitted if it wasn't, because
for some reason my mind it was one.

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I was looking through here. I
Walking to the Jungle definitely was number

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one. I'm scrolling down to tra
yes was like Teen Spirits number one.

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Yeah, of course, I'm like, I know I'm right, but I

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just want to make sure. But
you're right, though, But I enjoyed,

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so I enjoyed home going to see
margin old Man Flanders. I just

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love old Man Old Man whoever like
Old Man Davis won't throw the frisbee back.

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But I there's a moment in this
episode that I'm not even gonna lie.

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I actually teared up for a second
there, right, and they followed

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up with a gag whatever. But
when I said. I was like,

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oh, fuck, that's like beautiful. When he says and guy, can

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you please tell on me to come
to daddy in his dreams and tell him

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how to cut her sandwiches? I
was like, fuck, man, like

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that is so fucking sad. It's
just like so nice. At the same

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time, I know, it just
makes me if I'm talking about it,

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like tear up. And you imagine, like these kids don't have their mother

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anymore, and you can imagine some
kids will just be like like just little

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things like cutting your sandwich is the
right way now we love Daddy doesn't quite

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do it the way mummy did it. And I'm like, yeah, that's

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just I thought that was a brilliant
line. Yeah, next question you there

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this week. I'm incredibly, incredibly
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Crawford, Jordan Hodgson, Danny Fisher, Adrian Maniatis conquer for Cocka's bad Furde,

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as so many people they're joining the family

409
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Guys, You're absolute legends, and
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be able to keep this dream alive, this podcast dam a love without the

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support of each and every single one
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So would absolutely love you guys,
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418
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shout out to mister Davis at this
time. Now for sum trivia, let's

419
00:25:59.440 --> 00:26:02.359
get into it. Hit me with
your first question. I've had a very

420
00:26:02.359 --> 00:26:07.039
many, but I'll certainly hit with
one. At the animal retirement place,

421
00:26:07.480 --> 00:26:12.680
where is the bathroom located or by
the rhino cage? Indeed, next to

422
00:26:12.880 --> 00:26:17.400
the rhino cage. It makes me
sad that the rhinos are in a cage

423
00:26:17.400 --> 00:26:23.200
and not an enclosure. That's yeah, that is see are you making me

424
00:26:23.279 --> 00:26:27.640
so? I know? My first
question is what color was Flanders rubber duck?

425
00:26:29.440 --> 00:26:33.160
No idea, I'm gonna say red. It was purple. Okay,

426
00:26:33.200 --> 00:26:37.920
Then when's the race at the very
end there? Yes, um, where

427
00:26:37.920 --> 00:26:45.680
did the secular humanist go to college? What? What when they're playing Christian

428
00:26:45.759 --> 00:26:48.160
clue? Oh shit? Okay,
yeah, now I wasn't paying attention.

429
00:26:48.240 --> 00:26:52.480
What was it? He has the
boorish manners of a Yale That's right,

430
00:26:52.680 --> 00:26:56.160
yes, all right. My next
one is what does Rod climb at the

431
00:26:56.200 --> 00:27:03.279
Fun Center? It's Mount Verty Cools
Mount VERTI cool. I thought it was

432
00:27:03.319 --> 00:27:03.880
a good name. Yeah, I
liked that. I thought that was really

433
00:27:03.960 --> 00:27:07.920
Yeah, that was pretty nice and
I like that, you know, subtly

434
00:27:07.960 --> 00:27:11.359
plays into the ending as well.
By the way, we're talking about that

435
00:27:11.400 --> 00:27:18.400
place. What is the name of
the fund Center? It's that's fun Zone.

436
00:27:18.480 --> 00:27:23.960
No, it's got Fund Zone.
At the end it's something rough and

437
00:27:25.279 --> 00:27:30.440
it's like rough and tumbles or something. It is awesome. For some reason

438
00:27:30.480 --> 00:27:33.000
in my head, I was like, rumble stillskin, that's that's not right.

439
00:27:33.119 --> 00:27:38.039
And my final question is what is
mister Tenney's real name? It's Lewis's

440
00:27:38.119 --> 00:27:42.160
Lewis, yeah, yeah, or
Louis because I know some people spelled Lewis

441
00:27:42.200 --> 00:27:45.000
Louis. We had a kid at
primary school who's spelled Lewis but was pronounced

442
00:27:45.039 --> 00:27:51.400
Louis so annoying, so it was
his l o U I s yeah,

443
00:27:51.480 --> 00:27:57.119
but his name was Louis but not
pronunciation. Yes, so it's Louis.

444
00:27:57.480 --> 00:28:02.440
Yeah. Any final, anymore questions
for me? Where was Nelson going to

445
00:28:02.559 --> 00:28:06.559
live? Ah? No, you've
got me. What was it? Because

446
00:28:06.599 --> 00:28:11.720
I know it was someplace like a
crusty, made up funny town or something

447
00:28:11.720 --> 00:28:14.319
like that. He's gonna he was
going to live at Cuckoo Corners. Cuckoo

448
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find your podcasts. The original air date

458
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of Bart Has Two Mummies was March
nineteen. It's two thousand and six.

459
00:29:00.319 --> 00:29:04.759
It was written by Dana Goold and
directed by Michael Mark Cantel. Guest start

460
00:29:04.799 --> 00:29:10.240
Antonio Fargus as Huggy Bear, Susan
Surrandon as herself as the male on the

461
00:29:10.240 --> 00:29:14.920
computer, Randy Johnson as himself,
and Dave Thomas as Bob Hope. The

462
00:29:14.960 --> 00:29:18.880
episode kicks off with the church fundraiser, which does not count as church.

463
00:29:18.240 --> 00:29:22.039
I've just got to hear a really
stupid gag from Carl and Lenny about religion

464
00:29:22.160 --> 00:29:26.319
being a big scam. It's just, I don't know, it's one of

465
00:29:26.319 --> 00:29:27.319
a joke, just a statement.
You know, it's one of those it's

466
00:29:27.359 --> 00:29:30.519
one of those moments where you know
when you're growing up, and it's that

467
00:29:30.559 --> 00:29:33.960
one person at a party when you're
a teenagers was like, yeah, everything's

468
00:29:33.960 --> 00:29:36.960
a scam and so everything and they
make ship at outlanded statements like this,

469
00:29:37.000 --> 00:29:41.920
and he's like, you're just you're
no fun, Like we also know,

470
00:29:41.359 --> 00:29:47.920
but we don't fucking care. This
person is clearly longing for you know,

471
00:29:48.279 --> 00:29:55.920
spirited, robust political debate and no, no thanks, and get the mirror

472
00:29:55.920 --> 00:29:57.960
that shows you what you look like. And how Lisa runs off scare but

473
00:29:59.039 --> 00:30:03.640
burns as a king. And then
Reverend love Joy here says they're raising funds

474
00:30:03.640 --> 00:30:06.880
to have a bigger steeple than the
Episcopal Church, which is a little callback

475
00:30:06.960 --> 00:30:11.680
to the episode a few episodes ago
where it was the Simpsons Christmas Stories.

476
00:30:11.680 --> 00:30:15.160
Was it not, yeah, we're
talking about the Episcopalian Church or something.

477
00:30:15.279 --> 00:30:17.519
Yes. Yeah, So it's a
little bit of a payoff here, and

478
00:30:17.559 --> 00:30:19.880
they want to he wants a bigger
stepel because it's to compensate for his um,

479
00:30:21.000 --> 00:30:23.000
you know, his own sense of
smallness. And then we get the

480
00:30:23.079 --> 00:30:26.000
rubber duck race and the winner of
the robber Duck race will get a home

481
00:30:26.039 --> 00:30:29.960
computer. I've never done a race
like this because to me, this isn't

482
00:30:29.960 --> 00:30:32.119
a race, this is put your
thing in the water and just hope that

483
00:30:32.160 --> 00:30:37.119
you win. It's yeah, winn't
raised by any form of skill. It's

484
00:30:37.160 --> 00:30:38.400
just you let your thing go on
the water and see where the water goes.

485
00:30:38.799 --> 00:30:44.839
Yeah. It's why I have a
problem with some games of chance.

486
00:30:44.960 --> 00:30:47.599
I mean, I'm not much of
a gambler anyway, but if I want

487
00:30:47.599 --> 00:30:49.359
to gamble, I think i'd want
to do something that had some degree of

488
00:30:49.400 --> 00:30:53.119
skill, like poker or twenty one
or you know, even that's still chance.

489
00:30:53.319 --> 00:30:56.920
You know, that is still chance
as well. But I mean you're

490
00:30:56.960 --> 00:31:00.200
also playing the person against him,
but like something like rules, it's like

491
00:31:00.400 --> 00:31:04.240
that's pure as yeah, yeah,
or even dice, you know. But

492
00:31:04.400 --> 00:31:07.160
we're like, oh, I'm feeling
lucky. To know It's like you'd better

493
00:31:07.160 --> 00:31:11.519
feel lucky because you know, you
know, you know who's taken the wheel

494
00:31:11.559 --> 00:31:18.279
here Physics the first doctor gross the
finish line wins this home computer. That's

495
00:31:18.319 --> 00:31:23.759
the new Phoenick, the computer design
just for women. You've got male voice

496
00:31:23.920 --> 00:31:30.039
is Susan Serandon. You've got mail, unlike the prisoners at Guantanamo Bay get

497
00:31:30.039 --> 00:31:37.079
informed. Don't worry, March Me
and Terrible too here are gonna win that

498
00:31:37.200 --> 00:31:41.279
computer for you. How can you
be sure he wants it? The race

499
00:31:41.319 --> 00:31:45.880
begins and Homer says he's going to
begin operations Slot Edge, So he starts

500
00:31:45.920 --> 00:31:48.160
shooting some of the ducks out of
the water, but unfortunately his duck goes

501
00:31:48.160 --> 00:31:51.519
into the old mill. Little cheat, he goes into the old mill.

502
00:31:51.799 --> 00:31:55.640
Let me just get the scene with
him going through all the different yeah,

503
00:31:55.720 --> 00:31:59.720
yeah, with hogs and stuff,
and which I'm sure they've alluded to in

504
00:31:59.759 --> 00:32:01.519
the past. It mean, it's
a bit like that Charlie Chaplin Modern Times

505
00:32:01.559 --> 00:32:06.680
thing where he's sort of going through
the gears and that they've done visual sort

506
00:32:06.680 --> 00:32:08.480
of shoutout to that on The Simpsons
before. Well. Something I really did

507
00:32:08.519 --> 00:32:12.759
like though, was the music that
they use. I would say this is

508
00:32:12.759 --> 00:32:15.119
the music they always used for things, because it's the same music they use

509
00:32:15.160 --> 00:32:19.319
in the Beer Barren episode when Homer
Bowl is the bowling ball down. Yeah,

510
00:32:19.440 --> 00:32:22.880
I remember it from old Looney Tunes
cartoons, and it wasn't necessarily the

511
00:32:22.920 --> 00:32:28.039
ones with Bugs Bonny or Daffy Duck. It was usually ones where you've got

512
00:32:28.519 --> 00:32:35.079
a gambling addicted cat or dog goes
to a casino that's run by this very

513
00:32:35.160 --> 00:32:39.240
shady type who if you can't pay
your debts, they do all matter not.

514
00:32:39.440 --> 00:32:44.000
There's nothing, yeah, and but
there's always playing that music. I

515
00:32:44.000 --> 00:32:49.759
don't exact music, that's exactly what
it is, okay, I said,

516
00:32:49.799 --> 00:32:52.119
okay, yeah, because it's perfect
for this kind of scene definitely, where

517
00:32:52.119 --> 00:32:55.160
things are sort of going through like
a I don't know, a series of

518
00:32:55.160 --> 00:32:59.279
events, you know, yeah,
but I just know it felt like it

519
00:32:59.279 --> 00:33:01.240
when a little bit too long,
it really did. Yeah, just sell

520
00:33:01.279 --> 00:33:05.039
a filler. And then Homer is
just trying to say the duck from getting

521
00:33:05.079 --> 00:33:07.119
injured, that's why he's going through
all these cog It goes into the old

522
00:33:07.160 --> 00:33:09.160
mill, ends up falling from Homer, but a real duck catches it just

523
00:33:09.200 --> 00:33:13.640
before it goes over the finish line. He then tries to steal back from

524
00:33:13.640 --> 00:33:15.319
the duck. The duck attacks Homer, he steals a back, throws it

525
00:33:15.319 --> 00:33:20.119
over the finish line, but it
turns out to be a real duck because

526
00:33:20.119 --> 00:33:22.440
he wish too hard and it became
real because Flanders then wins, and he

527
00:33:22.480 --> 00:33:28.599
has his favorite kind of smart surprise
Mile mild and then we you know,

528
00:33:28.960 --> 00:33:30.559
Marge comforts Homer saying, don't worry. The main thing is that you tried.

529
00:33:30.599 --> 00:33:37.440
And then we get your favorite moment
with Bart being sad. Oh no,

530
00:33:37.519 --> 00:33:38.680
I'm evil. Yeah, I don't
know. Yeah, but to me,

531
00:33:38.799 --> 00:33:42.640
I can I can see you know
you enjoyed it. But for me,

532
00:33:42.680 --> 00:33:45.640
though, I was just like,
I don't mind moments like this if

533
00:33:45.640 --> 00:33:47.400
it plays a role, a weight
on the episode, but just being cruel

534
00:33:47.400 --> 00:33:50.119
and mean for the sake of being
cruel and me And I'm just like,

535
00:33:51.000 --> 00:33:55.240
but they've done this so often.
Yeah, I don't like it anytime there's

536
00:33:55.240 --> 00:34:02.319
a great line. I mean,
it's a gentleman thief episode, you know.

537
00:34:02.400 --> 00:34:06.720
And even still my stamp collection,
everyone stamp collection. Everyone's pointing at

538
00:34:06.759 --> 00:34:09.760
him my life, and Les said
the Barts paint is Barts paint is funny,

539
00:34:09.760 --> 00:34:15.760
but mine is actual, genuine I'm
like, yeah, I d percent

540
00:34:15.840 --> 00:34:19.280
agree with you, Lisa. Maybe
it's the I think I've obviously I think

541
00:34:19.320 --> 00:34:22.360
I've changed since becoming a dad,
But when you see your kid, you're

542
00:34:22.480 --> 00:34:29.880
like your your own child actually like
genuinely sad. It really like for mean

543
00:34:30.000 --> 00:34:34.679
mate, boils my blood. It
would be heartbreaking and gear grinding. And

544
00:34:34.679 --> 00:34:37.320
when I see like another kid do
something that makes my kid feel this way,

545
00:34:37.360 --> 00:34:40.920
I just want to punch that kid
in the head. This is wholly

546
00:34:40.960 --> 00:34:45.199
understandable. Even even you know,
a blackhearted monster like myself understands that.

547
00:34:45.599 --> 00:34:47.800
Yeah. Yeah, so I think
I think I just sort of whenever I

548
00:34:47.840 --> 00:34:51.639
see things like this now, I
think of like Elliott being sad, and

549
00:34:51.639 --> 00:34:55.559
I'm like you monster. Flanders gives
the Simpsons the computer because he has no

550
00:34:55.639 --> 00:34:59.360
use for it because you know,
there's no female in the house and I

551
00:34:59.400 --> 00:35:01.519
don't know. So he doesn't like
the idea of people googling one another.

552
00:35:01.519 --> 00:35:05.719
That makes you strangers. Yeah,
googling makeing skin crow, as he said.

553
00:35:05.719 --> 00:35:08.960
And then he asked Marge because he's
got to go to the left the

554
00:35:09.079 --> 00:35:12.239
left the convention. So she says, there is there anything I can do

555
00:35:12.239 --> 00:35:14.280
for you know, you give me
this computer, and he says, can

556
00:35:14.320 --> 00:35:15.480
you babysit my kids? Why go
to the convention? They use their little

557
00:35:15.519 --> 00:35:20.320
dictionaries to understand one another? Yeah, yeah, this is the thing.

558
00:35:20.400 --> 00:35:23.519
That computer seems like an elaborate set
up to get Marge the babysit the kids.

559
00:35:23.519 --> 00:35:28.119
When like that computer bears No has
no burying on the episode as well,

560
00:35:28.199 --> 00:35:30.519
another that's always all it Like,
you could not just have Flanders knock

561
00:35:30.559 --> 00:35:34.039
on the front door and say hey, m Joe, I reckon your babysit

562
00:35:34.079 --> 00:35:37.239
the kids to night. Like there's
like five minutes of this fucking, stupid,

563
00:35:37.239 --> 00:35:43.199
fucking church festival thing with a rubber
duck race that made no sense,

564
00:35:43.440 --> 00:35:46.880
that there's no point, no point. It certainly did not. No,

565
00:35:46.920 --> 00:35:52.320
I'm all about just like get into
the story. You need to have a

566
00:35:52.400 --> 00:35:54.840
little bit of time at the start
to sort of set things up. But

567
00:35:55.079 --> 00:36:00.760
this went on for so long and
that's so point the pointless, that's the

568
00:36:00.840 --> 00:36:04.639
thing. Yeah, And then Marge
arrives to babysit and he says, the

569
00:36:04.679 --> 00:36:07.960
last time we had a babysitter she
let the kids watch Comedy Central. So

570
00:36:07.440 --> 00:36:14.320
no Ruddner, no Rita Rudder.
Is she a bad bad influence? She's

571
00:36:14.360 --> 00:36:15.239
not at all. In fact,
Yeah, I mean I think it's part

572
00:36:15.239 --> 00:36:20.199
of the jokers that her comedy is
actually very vanilla and she's got a very

573
00:36:20.239 --> 00:36:24.880
sort of unthreatening presence. Um,
I don't know if you would have seen

574
00:36:24.960 --> 00:36:29.159
her on Australian TV at all.
Down and she came out to Australia a

575
00:36:29.159 --> 00:36:35.719
fair bit's a regular on heyyed Saturday. Yeah, just not looking at it,

576
00:36:35.840 --> 00:36:38.559
Yeah yeah, yeah. And she's
got that kind of He's got a

577
00:36:38.639 --> 00:36:43.119
very sort of sweet voice like this, and you know she'll talk about things

578
00:36:43.159 --> 00:36:47.239
that happen in relationships, and you
know she'll make quite piercing comments, but

579
00:36:47.280 --> 00:36:52.880
they'll be in this very very sweet
voice like this. So um yeah,

580
00:36:52.960 --> 00:36:55.039
I mean, of course she'd be
the kind of person who would threaten the

581
00:36:55.039 --> 00:37:01.599
Flanders family. Yeah, she's very
very vanilla. But then he gives Marge

582
00:37:01.679 --> 00:37:05.960
or the emergency numbers and the closest
people have other kids blood type, and

583
00:37:06.079 --> 00:37:09.039
Carl being one of them. And
then they say, and I feel sorry

584
00:37:09.039 --> 00:37:13.079
for these kids because like they lives. I mean, they're little, they're

585
00:37:13.159 --> 00:37:15.159
little nerds, but like this is
all they've known. It's like, let's

586
00:37:15.199 --> 00:37:22.119
have a sitting still contest, hands
folded and Marge is sitting there. Even

587
00:37:22.159 --> 00:37:23.880
Marge gets bored. She's like,
no, no, because she's Marge is

588
00:37:23.880 --> 00:37:25.800
a good mum in the sense that
she lets her kids running while but she

589
00:37:25.840 --> 00:37:28.599
also knows how to rain them in. She's like, no, it's a

590
00:37:28.639 --> 00:37:30.519
tie, you know, were number
two, let's go do something different where

591
00:37:30.519 --> 00:37:36.840
we cut to the convention and today's
seminar is ambidextrous lefties in denial. And

592
00:37:36.880 --> 00:37:40.199
then he get get Randy Johnson seeing
with selling his bears and fans just gets

593
00:37:40.280 --> 00:37:45.400
like it's almost like the mafia,
just like you bar these are rain chairs,

594
00:37:45.199 --> 00:37:51.039
boxes of a thousand. Also,
they're just disturbing with their big hand

595
00:37:51.119 --> 00:37:53.719
with one big hand. Yeah,
what are you going to replace Funko pops?

596
00:37:53.760 --> 00:37:58.760
Because they're on the they're on the
downtrend now, No, they're my

597
00:37:58.840 --> 00:38:01.679
retirement plan. That ptruds me.
If you've got them, sell sal Cell

598
00:38:01.880 --> 00:38:06.840
because they ain't going up in futting
you, my friend. No, their

599
00:38:06.840 --> 00:38:09.480
most superannuation. Yeah hitting, they
are hitting the rock bottom at the moment.

600
00:38:09.519 --> 00:38:14.039
But um, but Star Wars we
get the margin the kids making Star

601
00:38:14.079 --> 00:38:16.239
Wars mass or just making masks out
of paper plates and I'm a Star Wars.

602
00:38:16.519 --> 00:38:21.679
So there's always a screensh that gets
shared around on May fourth of Ralph

603
00:38:21.800 --> 00:38:24.960
dressed as Princess Leiah where he says
I'm a Star Wars. So I guess

604
00:38:25.039 --> 00:38:29.079
they just copied the same line or
that's a fake meme, but it doesn't

605
00:38:29.079 --> 00:38:32.119
actually say that because Marge says the
line here, I think I think it's

606
00:38:32.119 --> 00:38:36.519
a fake meme. I think they've
taken the picture and they've they've crossed the

607
00:38:36.559 --> 00:38:38.480
line on it. Maybe that's I
guess that's what happened, because I can't

608
00:38:38.480 --> 00:38:40.960
remember the episode in which it happens. But yeah, I'm a Star Wars.

609
00:38:42.480 --> 00:38:45.800
So they spook each other with their
masks, and I like the I'm

610
00:38:45.840 --> 00:38:52.159
a permission slip so tied. That's
permission to have fun. And thank you

611
00:38:52.239 --> 00:38:55.239
God for letting missus Simpson come over. It was the most fun we've had

612
00:38:55.280 --> 00:39:00.960
since Marmie was here. And could
you ask Mommy to come to Jeddy in

613
00:39:01.039 --> 00:39:07.519
a dream and tell him and to
kind of a sandwiches and please tell Missus

614
00:39:07.519 --> 00:39:14.880
Simpson it's rude to eavesdrop on our
prayers, but we forgive her. And

615
00:39:14.920 --> 00:39:16.559
then Flanders says, you know,
you can babysit the kids anytime, which

616
00:39:16.559 --> 00:39:21.320
is what about home? I don't
want He's watching the kids and they're jousting

617
00:39:21.440 --> 00:39:24.239
and just being menaces. Basically,
you see Lisa be a bit reckless as

618
00:39:24.239 --> 00:39:29.119
well. That's true. Yeah,
I mean it was so seemingly out of

619
00:39:29.199 --> 00:39:32.519
character. Third, that was awesome, especially when the last episode ended all

620
00:39:32.559 --> 00:39:36.119
like a couple episodes ago ended where
she's like, all right, it's just

621
00:39:36.159 --> 00:39:38.920
me and you now, Maggie,
and I'm like, I'm so, I'm

622
00:39:38.960 --> 00:39:42.719
sick of seeing Lisa acting like an
adult. I want to see sort of

623
00:39:42.719 --> 00:39:45.360
like Lisa again. Yes, it
was nice to get this moment, but

624
00:39:45.400 --> 00:39:47.119
we come back from commercial in Virodent
totter on their seesaw. What do they

625
00:39:47.119 --> 00:39:51.079
call it in the States. It's
not a seesaw, it's a Marge calls

626
00:39:51.079 --> 00:39:58.960
it something else. Oh yeah,
that's right, tittle no tita something tita,

627
00:39:59.079 --> 00:40:00.719
tito, totta, I think something
anyway. But yeah, they got

628
00:40:00.719 --> 00:40:06.480
the Chuck's underneath and she's like,
let's go freestyle and a narstortle moment playing

629
00:40:06.480 --> 00:40:12.360
but Behoven's Ninth Symphony, I think
it was. It wasn't ee yeah music

630
00:40:12.400 --> 00:40:19.880
that's just symbolic with frolican freedom sess
but and it's also what they used in

631
00:40:19.920 --> 00:40:23.360
the intro to Everybody Loves Raymond for
a good while there. Yeah, but

632
00:40:23.440 --> 00:40:25.440
yeah, I thought it was just
a nice moment where you know, they've

633
00:40:25.480 --> 00:40:28.599
realized, now, this is what
life is like, this is what this

634
00:40:28.639 --> 00:40:31.079
thing is supposed to be, and
there now in bed, and Marge is

635
00:40:31.079 --> 00:40:36.679
watching late night TV the bumblebee Man
talk Show, which whatever, and Homer

636
00:40:36.760 --> 00:40:45.159
arrives in his varsity jacket. I
heard him study all you were babysitting tonight,

637
00:40:45.679 --> 00:40:51.400
Homer, We're not in high school
so much. In tomorrow's game,

638
00:40:51.559 --> 00:40:55.159
I'm going to recover a fumble just
for you. Oh well, maybe you'll

639
00:40:55.239 --> 00:41:00.159
run it in for a touchdown.
Don't press your movie good enough with it

640
00:41:00.360 --> 00:41:05.880
from my good Well, maybe we
can take your mind off things by studying

641
00:41:05.880 --> 00:41:23.280
for the sat Snuggles and tickles O
Flanders, Hey, Homer, sneak and

642
00:41:23.360 --> 00:41:28.480
kisses from the missus Springfield High football
rules. These guys have a good sex

643
00:41:28.559 --> 00:41:31.280
life. I like that margin just
sort of you dangerous. Oh yeah,

644
00:41:31.360 --> 00:41:37.280
no, I'm a bit of role
play. That's quite marvelous. And then

645
00:41:37.440 --> 00:41:40.079
unfortunately old man Flanders arrives, and
even when Flanders sees him, he's like,

646
00:41:40.159 --> 00:41:44.760
uh, sneaking some kisses from the
missus. Yeah. I love that

647
00:41:44.800 --> 00:41:50.119
everyone's kind of sex positive in Springfield. And I love that Homer doesn't break

648
00:41:50.199 --> 00:41:54.360
character. No, no Springfield new
rules or something spring springfel House goal football

649
00:41:54.400 --> 00:41:59.400
rules. And he jumped the fence
aheads himself. Then Barton Lisa asking him

650
00:41:59.559 --> 00:42:02.159
for a lift somewhere, and Lisa
suggests the Why does she suggest this place?

651
00:42:02.400 --> 00:42:06.440
Can we go to the Showbiz for
Retirement home for the animals? I'm

652
00:42:06.440 --> 00:42:10.920
like why. I'm guessing that she
might think that it's, you know,

653
00:42:10.960 --> 00:42:15.519
a place where you know, the
horse that played National Velvet runs free and

654
00:42:15.599 --> 00:42:21.360
you know you've got various sort of
various lassies just you know, enjoying their

655
00:42:21.400 --> 00:42:22.880
golden news soaking up the sun.
I guess because she didn't know it was

656
00:42:22.880 --> 00:42:24.960
going to be at how Hold,
did she? Yeah, she didn't know

657
00:42:25.000 --> 00:42:28.719
it was going to be like something
had a planet of the apes. Also,

658
00:42:28.760 --> 00:42:30.840
this also nearly made my favorite moments
as well. I should have put

659
00:42:30.840 --> 00:42:32.360
it in there. Yeah, just
once I finished watching my show and a

660
00:42:32.480 --> 00:42:37.800
DVD fucking screen. I used to
love it when there was like pong y,

661
00:42:38.000 --> 00:42:42.559
Yeah, watching it. Oh,
there it goes, and you always

662
00:42:42.639 --> 00:42:45.639
think, is it gonna hit the
corner? Just missed the corner? Yeah,

663
00:42:45.679 --> 00:42:49.519
I'm just about to say, it's
like, is it on that trajectory

664
00:42:49.679 --> 00:42:52.880
just hit right in the corner?
No, bugger, Like what what?

665
00:42:52.880 --> 00:42:53.880
I'm happy to have had it hit
just the right in the corner there.

666
00:42:53.960 --> 00:42:58.519
Yeah. Yeah, it's just where
Bart refers to them as nim Rod and

667
00:42:58.599 --> 00:43:00.280
nim Todd. That was pretty funny. Yeah yeah, and when he walked

668
00:43:00.280 --> 00:43:02.920
in, Yeah, and then um
say his little help he here over hears,

669
00:43:04.000 --> 00:43:06.199
so he gets a bit panicky.
The thing is that joke doesn't work

670
00:43:06.199 --> 00:43:08.320
though, because he's not a showbiz
dog. He's a showbised dog in a

671
00:43:08.320 --> 00:43:12.840
sense that he's on the Simpsons,
but in their universe he's just their pet

672
00:43:12.880 --> 00:43:15.440
dogs. So why is he doing
this? I don't know, but I

673
00:43:15.639 --> 00:43:17.559
like met a joke on the part
of the Simpsons runs like, oh,

674
00:43:17.599 --> 00:43:21.239
he's a showbiz dog, even though
he's not really showed his dog. Homer

675
00:43:21.280 --> 00:43:25.320
hoping the gremlins are there, I'm
going to get them so wet, that's

676
00:43:25.360 --> 00:43:30.360
okay. They arrive at the at
the pet home and there's cemetery full of

677
00:43:30.400 --> 00:43:35.559
lasses. They see Huggy Bear from
a Starsky and Hutch heard I'm not a

678
00:43:35.599 --> 00:43:40.440
real bear voiced by the actual Antony
or Fargus. Yes, yeah, he

679
00:43:40.519 --> 00:43:44.360
was played by Snoop Dog I believe
in the film, wasn't he he was?

680
00:43:44.400 --> 00:43:46.559
Indeed? Yeah, that was very
very good casting. I mean I

681
00:43:46.559 --> 00:43:50.599
can sort of take a leave Snoop
dog in a lot of situations. I

682
00:43:50.599 --> 00:43:52.199
don't think I've ever heard a Snoop
Dogg's song. I've heard him like feature

683
00:43:52.199 --> 00:43:53.840
in a couple of songs, and
I think I've ever listened to any of

684
00:43:53.880 --> 00:43:58.559
his music. I just know it's
purely from from his pop culture appearances.

685
00:43:58.599 --> 00:44:00.840
But like, and he's men you
log ads he has Yeah, yeah,

686
00:44:00.880 --> 00:44:04.760
true, but he has just lived
his best life, hasn't he, Snoop

687
00:44:04.840 --> 00:44:09.960
dog He really has. I was
like pushing it's like pushing sixties. He's

688
00:44:10.039 --> 00:44:15.639
over sixty hour. I think like
he's he's getting there in age and he's

689
00:44:15.679 --> 00:44:17.559
just kicking on fucking. He was
at wrestle Many this year. He's just

690
00:44:17.599 --> 00:44:22.760
living his best life. Man.
Oh okay, speaking of wrestle man,

691
00:44:22.840 --> 00:44:24.119
Yeah, did you start a podcast
without me? Yeah? Well, do

692
00:44:24.199 --> 00:44:30.679
you want to talk about wrestling?
No? I mean I could, but

693
00:44:30.800 --> 00:44:37.639
it'd be like I would occasionally drop
terms like kfabe in a in a vein

694
00:44:37.679 --> 00:44:39.280
effort to express that I knew what
I was talking about when I really don't.

695
00:44:40.760 --> 00:44:45.840
I bet we'd better leave it to
Elliot j O'Neill, Dando's co host

696
00:44:45.960 --> 00:44:49.320
on, Am I getting this right? Good day? Ew Yeah, so's

697
00:44:49.320 --> 00:44:51.800
to take off of a w obviously, but when he sent me through the

698
00:44:51.840 --> 00:44:53.000
name, say when I knew that
he sent me through saying you want to

699
00:44:53.000 --> 00:44:55.280
do an wrestling podcast called good AW, I'm like, well, I can't

700
00:44:55.280 --> 00:45:00.800
pass that opportunity up. It's just
an Australian wrestling Australian wrestling podcasts called good

701
00:45:00.840 --> 00:45:06.639
Aw. Just it just works.
It certainly does. So if you're a

702
00:45:06.679 --> 00:45:10.239
fan of grappling, give that one
to listen. Yeah, it's available on

703
00:45:10.239 --> 00:45:14.840
all your podcast services now, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and it will be

704
00:45:14.880 --> 00:45:19.159
coming out every single Thursday. We're
reviewing the last episode of AW Dynamite,

705
00:45:19.159 --> 00:45:21.800
just to start with just the test
of waters, and we'll eventually start doing

706
00:45:21.800 --> 00:45:24.360
some more retro wrestling episodes and pay
per views and things like that in modern

707
00:45:24.440 --> 00:45:28.360
WWE right kind of stuff. But
you'll start small and work our way out

708
00:45:28.400 --> 00:45:30.239
because I've already got plenty of other
ship we're gonna be doing here, including

709
00:45:30.280 --> 00:45:34.039
a new show that we're going to
be launching very very soon asterday. It

710
00:45:34.079 --> 00:45:37.400
may have already launched by the time
this episode airs, which is incredibly excited,

711
00:45:37.400 --> 00:45:38.480
which you can't mention yet, because
we don't know when this is going

712
00:45:38.480 --> 00:45:42.920
out. But big things happening at
fourth and Discount Network. That's all we

713
00:45:42.960 --> 00:45:45.800
have to say. We're so busy, we are so busy, but so

714
00:45:45.920 --> 00:45:49.440
we arrived there. Huggy bears there
and he says, cover the seat with

715
00:45:49.480 --> 00:45:51.840
tissue, the toilet paper. Do
you do that? I do that when

716
00:45:51.880 --> 00:45:53.039
I go to a public toilet,
I cover the seat with toilet paper.

717
00:45:53.639 --> 00:45:58.159
I do not. I do because
I'm just like, I just know people

718
00:45:58.199 --> 00:46:00.920
pistol over this all the time.
It's just how often do they really get

719
00:46:00.920 --> 00:46:02.960
cleaned? Let's be honest. Yeah, that's true. I'll look at it.

720
00:46:04.000 --> 00:46:07.679
If it looks especially revolting, of
course, I'll give it a quick

721
00:46:07.719 --> 00:46:10.280
once over. But I figured my
ass has got about as many germs as

722
00:46:10.320 --> 00:46:14.639
the as the sea will have.
I think it's it's a fight of equals.

723
00:46:14.760 --> 00:46:17.159
You know what's more disgusting. I
will never forget because you know,

724
00:46:17.159 --> 00:46:20.880
when you get to a nightclub and
the torts just rank right, let's piss

725
00:46:20.880 --> 00:46:23.320
everywhere, and they're full, and
things like I'll never forget when this chick

726
00:46:23.400 --> 00:46:28.199
walked in to the boys toilets barefoot, holding her heels, walking through the

727
00:46:28.199 --> 00:46:30.599
mail toilet and went and took a
piss in the toilet, and I was

728
00:46:30.639 --> 00:46:34.079
like, you're a disgusting like not
because you're a chick pin in the gust,

729
00:46:34.239 --> 00:46:40.400
just like bare Foot in these the
four must have been just oh,

730
00:46:40.599 --> 00:46:44.440
I don't want to think about it. I was just like, I'm going

731
00:46:44.480 --> 00:46:46.239
to marry that gal. I overstand
that you're not looking back and going that

732
00:46:46.360 --> 00:46:52.159
is the grossest thing I've ever seen
in my life. But it's probably as

733
00:46:52.159 --> 00:46:55.199
I'm due with a foot fetish.
They're going so hot, so wet,

734
00:46:57.800 --> 00:47:01.199
that's so grainy. But they see
Toot Toot, who's really really sad.

735
00:47:01.679 --> 00:47:06.599
She used to be Tum Tum in
Teen Tarzan's Eco Adventures, which sounds like

736
00:47:06.599 --> 00:47:09.719
a show. It does, doesn't
it. Yeah, Yeah, she's all

737
00:47:09.760 --> 00:47:14.159
sad and she's crying and she misses
her kids because they're also in show business.

738
00:47:14.159 --> 00:47:15.760
We don't find out that one of
them missed a teen until later in

739
00:47:15.760 --> 00:47:21.599
the episode. But but uh,
his ice cream. But she takes him

740
00:47:21.599 --> 00:47:23.519
instead. But son's been ap napped. No, the prefix applies to the

741
00:47:23.559 --> 00:47:27.639
victim is still kidnapped, and she
starts grooming him and the work of his

742
00:47:27.719 --> 00:47:30.320
panics and says there's nothing we can
do so to distract her, and she

743
00:47:30.360 --> 00:47:32.840
shows him Flipper, who was also
unfortunately passed away. I'm just like,

744
00:47:32.960 --> 00:47:38.360
though, there's no one else here
that can help. Homer manages to get

745
00:47:38.400 --> 00:47:42.159
there with a tranquilizer in a pipe, like he's worked this shit out.

746
00:47:42.480 --> 00:47:47.440
What what's going on here? Who? Who was visiting this place? Were

747
00:47:47.480 --> 00:47:52.000
you? I know? But surely
the word would have got out up the

748
00:47:52.079 --> 00:47:55.320
first person showed up, kid,
get on the help and say, do

749
00:47:55.440 --> 00:48:00.639
not go there. Can we fix
this please? Yeah, that's the thing,

750
00:48:00.840 --> 00:48:04.320
Like for the rest of the episode. Surely Lisa's should have had a

751
00:48:02.960 --> 00:48:08.000
great with his place, right,
I'm just about to say, yeah,

752
00:48:08.039 --> 00:48:12.840
this sort of runs counter to everything
that Lisa stands for. Yeah, I

753
00:48:12.880 --> 00:48:19.639
don't think girl. I think Danta
knows how to write Lisa because he had

754
00:48:19.679 --> 00:48:22.400
her acting like I mean as I
lied to. He had her acting very

755
00:48:22.480 --> 00:48:24.719
unleasa ish in that in that jazzing
scene. And now she goes to this

756
00:48:24.760 --> 00:48:28.960
place that she suggested. It's terrible. It's the opposite of what she thought

757
00:48:29.000 --> 00:48:30.280
was going to be. It's against
everything she believes in. And she's like,

758
00:48:30.360 --> 00:48:36.280
yeah, whatever, ye carry on. But then Flanders. He finds

759
00:48:36.280 --> 00:48:39.119
a band aid rapper on the floor, and he finds out that I believe

760
00:48:39.119 --> 00:48:43.360
it was Todd cut himself on the
knife and Christian clue. So he sends

761
00:48:43.400 --> 00:48:45.320
him to bed and makes them crawl
up the steps. And I was like,

762
00:48:45.480 --> 00:48:47.199
I'm not sure I like this version
of Flanders, but I understand clans

763
00:48:47.239 --> 00:48:51.119
would be like this because he's just
so overprotective. Now, I know you'll

764
00:48:51.159 --> 00:48:53.920
like to worry, but these boys
are never going to get self confidence unless

765
00:48:53.920 --> 00:48:58.880
you let them try things for themselves. I just can't. They're all I've

766
00:48:58.920 --> 00:49:01.960
got. It's that same day when
Maud found eternal happiness. I thought they

767
00:49:02.039 --> 00:49:07.960
might enjoy it if I took them
here. Everything's covered in fun and it's

768
00:49:07.960 --> 00:49:12.559
onn by a corporation, so you
know it's safe. Well, your mascot

769
00:49:12.679 --> 00:49:15.400
is a kneepad wearing a helmet.
Why not? So we're now having dinner.

770
00:49:16.280 --> 00:49:19.400
Marge asked where Bart is, and
this is where Homes goes into his

771
00:49:19.400 --> 00:49:23.800
patronizing, sarcastic rant about revealing the
whole thing, but doing it in a

772
00:49:23.800 --> 00:49:27.280
sarcastic way. I don't know.
It didn't wait for me. This,

773
00:49:27.400 --> 00:49:30.760
it's just, yeah, it feels
like a drug that's been done before,

774
00:49:30.199 --> 00:49:36.800
yeah, but this time stretched out
to unfeasibly weird dimensions. I mean,

775
00:49:37.440 --> 00:49:40.000
have him used the sarcastic voways with
Marge and then her just sort of brush

776
00:49:40.039 --> 00:49:44.679
it off and then realize that he
can't switch it off, maybe say two

777
00:49:44.800 --> 00:49:49.280
lines to Lisa, I can't stop
talking like that, and then sort of

778
00:49:49.280 --> 00:49:51.840
cut it off. As far as
I'm concerned, I mean, it still

779
00:49:51.880 --> 00:49:55.199
wouldn't be a quote unquote a comedy
classic. I have serious mental problems.

780
00:49:55.239 --> 00:49:59.079
I was just like I just felt
unnecessary to me. But Bart tries to

781
00:49:59.159 --> 00:50:00.360
leave, like, look, it's
been great, but I miss my indoor

782
00:50:00.360 --> 00:50:04.679
plumbing. But she takes him back, and obviously in Banana, and the

783
00:50:04.760 --> 00:50:07.719
sad thing is that, like Tutt's
not a villain here, she just misses

784
00:50:07.719 --> 00:50:12.239
the kids. That's what She's trying
her best to make Bart feel loved and

785
00:50:12.280 --> 00:50:15.679
welcome. She's just trying to replace
that emptiness that she feels when not having

786
00:50:15.679 --> 00:50:19.159
a kids around with Bart. And
Bart's like like Bart gets it too,

787
00:50:19.159 --> 00:50:22.039
but it's like no one's helping.
This is sad. What's going on here?

788
00:50:23.000 --> 00:50:27.840
She's a really good mum. Yeah, she's she's cleaning, she's feeding.

789
00:50:28.480 --> 00:50:31.320
You know, she's big with the
cuddling, playing swing all night?

790
00:50:31.960 --> 00:50:35.599
Yeah, what more do you want
from my mother? Exactly? They wake

791
00:50:35.639 --> 00:50:37.360
up the next morning. I did
like the transition of she's been playing swing

792
00:50:37.360 --> 00:50:39.400
all night, Bart's tied. She's
just like, let's just keep going.

793
00:50:39.880 --> 00:50:44.760
And then he Homer wakes up and
eats the peach full of anti freeze that

794
00:50:44.760 --> 00:50:47.199
he's going to give her. I
don't know. We're out at the play

795
00:50:47.239 --> 00:50:52.880
center, rob Rob Rod, I
should say, is climbing Mountain Vertical.

796
00:50:52.199 --> 00:50:57.639
There's where Flanner sneaks into to oversee
and watching spy on Marge and he sees

797
00:50:57.760 --> 00:51:00.760
Rod, right, you're gonna get
hurt. I was like, I know,

798
00:51:00.599 --> 00:51:04.440
I can totally relate to this like
I have when I say Lisa,

799
00:51:04.480 --> 00:51:07.199
I don't finely say Holy or Elliott
climbing things, I instantly panic and I

800
00:51:07.280 --> 00:51:10.320
need to stop so much. I
see a lot of myself in Flanders here.

801
00:51:12.719 --> 00:51:17.039
Did you when Nicola was pregnant with
Elias? And I imagine even before

802
00:51:17.079 --> 00:51:20.480
then, I imagine you were sort
of thinking, this is the kind of

803
00:51:20.559 --> 00:51:22.840
dad I'm going to be. These
are the kind of guidelines and rules,

804
00:51:22.840 --> 00:51:25.840
and I'm going to set for myself
and you know that I want to pass

805
00:51:25.880 --> 00:51:29.039
on to my kid, and you
know this is how I want to do

806
00:51:29.079 --> 00:51:32.480
it essentially. I mean, did
that all that go out the window in

807
00:51:32.559 --> 00:51:36.119
the minute you're like, oh my
god, it's a little guy. It's

808
00:51:36.119 --> 00:51:38.719
still that all goes out the window. Definitely with the first one, you

809
00:51:38.760 --> 00:51:43.119
are more protective when they're first born
in the sense that like you try and

810
00:51:43.159 --> 00:51:45.239
tell like, yeah, your mum
and dad or people who have had kids

811
00:51:45.239 --> 00:51:47.800
before, make sure you hold his
neck. It's like they fucking know,

812
00:51:49.119 --> 00:51:52.239
and it's like they're look at your
Mum's like, gets me the look is

813
00:51:52.280 --> 00:51:54.079
it to say, I raised you, I know what to done. I

814
00:51:54.119 --> 00:51:57.960
didn't forget how to keep a baby
alive, like, but like you just

815
00:51:58.000 --> 00:52:00.599
can't help but be over protective.
So I was definitely like that. Nicola

816
00:52:00.679 --> 00:52:02.840
was the same, but with the
second one, I wasn't so much so.

817
00:52:02.960 --> 00:52:07.920
But I definitely thought I was going
to let the kids run more wild.

818
00:52:07.039 --> 00:52:09.599
But I'm definitely more creative in the
sense of trying to stop them from

819
00:52:09.639 --> 00:52:13.280
injuring themselves more so than I thought
I was going to be. But it's

820
00:52:13.320 --> 00:52:15.400
like sometimes the other day says to
Nicola, I'm like, is there fucking

821
00:52:15.440 --> 00:52:19.679
lot in life just to try and
hurt themselves and find new ways to I'm

822
00:52:19.679 --> 00:52:22.639
like, I told you the story
of the podcast a few weeks ago where

823
00:52:22.119 --> 00:52:24.960
Holly spilt food on herself and jammed
a finger in a drawn and fell off

824
00:52:24.960 --> 00:52:28.000
the back of a chair in a
space of like five minutes, and I'm

825
00:52:28.000 --> 00:52:32.840
like, far out, man,
it sound like a Chris Farley guy.

826
00:52:34.400 --> 00:52:38.159
It's just like, what has happening
here? But sometimes sometimes you have those

827
00:52:38.199 --> 00:52:43.079
moments. But the other times where
I'm like, you know, Aliot's climbing

828
00:52:43.079 --> 00:52:45.840
this ladder and Aliet, let me
get behind you. Sometimes I won't realize

829
00:52:45.840 --> 00:52:46.480
he's climbing ladder. He gets to
the top and he's like, look what

830
00:52:46.559 --> 00:52:51.000
I did, And I'm like,
oh, you did that and you didn't

831
00:52:51.000 --> 00:52:52.639
fall and hurt yourself. Maybe I'll
just stand back and what you do you

832
00:52:52.719 --> 00:52:54.559
think? And then I stand back
and let him do his thing and he

833
00:52:54.559 --> 00:53:00.920
proceeds to forethnote himself. But yeah, it's you. Definitely you have an

834
00:53:00.960 --> 00:53:04.960
idea of what you're going to be
and you do keep that to an extent,

835
00:53:05.119 --> 00:53:07.400
but things do go out the window, like you said, because whom

836
00:53:09.199 --> 00:53:12.880
it's all you're just learning on the
fly. That's all parenthood is. No

837
00:53:12.880 --> 00:53:14.880
one really knows how to be apparent. You just wing it as you go,

838
00:53:15.880 --> 00:53:19.480
making shit up as you go.
But this is where Rod he panics

839
00:53:19.519 --> 00:53:22.400
because he was fired until Flanders made
him feeling secure, and he falls and

840
00:53:22.440 --> 00:53:27.519
he chips his tooth on the on
the wall. He chipped that tooth?

841
00:53:27.679 --> 00:53:31.440
How will he bite wheat thens?
How? I'm sorry, man, I

842
00:53:31.639 --> 00:53:36.719
never thought this would happen. I
don't want you watching my boys ever again.

843
00:53:38.159 --> 00:53:40.519
She must be an unfit mother.
I don't know. If I saw

844
00:53:40.559 --> 00:53:45.119
a guy say this in a play
center, I would be siding with her.

845
00:53:45.280 --> 00:53:47.119
I think just I wouldn't go,
oh, she must be an unfit

846
00:53:47.159 --> 00:53:52.320
mother. I think I've got moving
my response. If they're watching everything that's

847
00:53:52.440 --> 00:53:54.920
led up to that particular moment,
or which maybe they haven't, but I

848
00:53:54.960 --> 00:53:59.280
mean, then's being loud enough that
you think people would start paying attention.

849
00:53:59.360 --> 00:54:02.239
Yeah, yeah, I'm with you. I'd be definitely starting on chapter two

850
00:54:02.280 --> 00:54:06.360
that was probably gonna come out anyway. It's fine, it's fine, baby

851
00:54:06.360 --> 00:54:07.199
teeth, that's fine. Yes,
But then we at the news report.

852
00:54:07.360 --> 00:54:10.039
She says, I am not an
unfit mother. Cut to the TV news

853
00:54:10.039 --> 00:54:15.719
report and but as being had he's
being kidnapped by a monkey, which has

854
00:54:15.719 --> 00:54:19.400
improved his high gena and posture,
and his realm mother couldn't be found for

855
00:54:19.400 --> 00:54:22.039
comment. And then we get Homer
eating the trunkildes a dart and he had

856
00:54:22.079 --> 00:54:24.800
to be revived by a police done
gun. We come a from commotional planners

857
00:54:24.800 --> 00:54:28.880
and now setting up a safe play
area to the tune of Welcome to the

858
00:54:28.920 --> 00:54:30.000
Jungle. I thought it was a
good song. I liked it. It's

859
00:54:30.000 --> 00:54:32.280
not too bad, Welcome to the
Jungle Gym. He he's got a bit

860
00:54:32.280 --> 00:54:37.119
of a future as a Wiggles esque
entertainment, which is where the real money

861
00:54:37.199 --> 00:54:43.079
is. Welcome to the Jungle Gym. I'll make it safe again and playtime.

862
00:54:43.159 --> 00:54:47.239
He's a safe time. Everybody wins
now laid down some after teris sold

863
00:54:47.280 --> 00:54:50.079
day. Don't scrape there, no, no, no, no, no,

864
00:54:49.800 --> 00:54:52.320
no in the knees. But then
he says to the kids, you

865
00:54:52.360 --> 00:54:54.199
know we're gonna do. They say, what are you gonna do? Today?

866
00:54:54.280 --> 00:54:57.519
What all boys your age to look
at bread? And I'm like,

867
00:54:58.159 --> 00:55:01.039
that might be the most fucking boring
things Flanders has ever suggested. Look at

868
00:55:01.119 --> 00:55:06.199
bread, eat bread, just look
at it, and they say the N

869
00:55:06.320 --> 00:55:08.639
word. No, they want Marge
back because she makes him feel happy,

870
00:55:08.679 --> 00:55:12.119
not church happy, for real happy, and is where Flanders starts to go.

871
00:55:12.679 --> 00:55:15.840
Well, maybe she should be part
of their wife again. Lisa then

872
00:55:15.880 --> 00:55:19.760
says Bart, you know, he's
helping to cope because her and Homer are

873
00:55:19.840 --> 00:55:22.360
out the cage. Still no one
around to help. It's just them there

874
00:55:22.360 --> 00:55:24.280
by themselves. I'm like, are
there any other Are there any other visitors

875
00:55:24.320 --> 00:55:28.440
to this place? Are there any
other workers or is it just that one

876
00:55:28.440 --> 00:55:30.440
worker there was? Clearly there was
a news report there because there was a

877
00:55:30.559 --> 00:55:35.159
cameraman filming it. Why didn't know
one happ the cops, the cops,

878
00:55:35.199 --> 00:55:37.079
the cops of them, but no
one's out, like it's just it's a

879
00:55:37.320 --> 00:55:39.840
it's stupid really when you think about
it, it's a really silly story.

880
00:55:39.920 --> 00:55:44.079
But you know, Homer says,
no, monkeys don't have feelings. No,

881
00:55:44.320 --> 00:55:46.559
that would make my all my experiments
cruel. Then Marge arrives out of

882
00:55:46.559 --> 00:55:52.119
the blue and she sees two kiss
Bart's boo boo, as you said,

883
00:55:52.679 --> 00:55:57.119
good mother. She's looking after Bart, making him feel safe and helping him

884
00:55:57.119 --> 00:55:58.960
when he hurts his unt, hurts
his knee, I think it was,

885
00:55:59.039 --> 00:56:00.760
or it hurts his hand. And
Marge shows to talk to her mother,

886
00:56:00.800 --> 00:56:05.519
to mother, but when she does
this, to simply escapes and takes but

887
00:56:05.639 --> 00:56:07.599
with her. Then we get another
news report and it starts off with them

888
00:56:07.599 --> 00:56:12.639
mentioning that the hamburger was survived by
his long time companion maybe cheese. We

889
00:56:12.679 --> 00:56:16.000
actually took the kids to McDonald's right
on the weekend. It's for breakfast,

890
00:56:16.079 --> 00:56:22.320
right. It is such a sterile
doctor's clinic vibe in that place. Now,

891
00:56:22.400 --> 00:56:25.679
I hate it it is, we
said the other day it has gone,

892
00:56:25.760 --> 00:56:31.599
my friend, it's all computer screens
and Ikea furnishings. Literally. And

893
00:56:31.719 --> 00:56:36.679
when Nicola wanted a piece of banana
bread from the McCafe right, there's two

894
00:56:36.719 --> 00:56:38.840
people standing in McCafe doing nothing.
I said, can I get a piece

895
00:56:38.840 --> 00:56:40.679
of banna bread please? And she
goes, I go to order on the

896
00:56:40.719 --> 00:56:44.280
screen. I went, no,
no, that's just there. I say,

897
00:56:44.360 --> 00:56:45.599
kind of give you some catch.
She goes, no, we don't

898
00:56:45.599 --> 00:56:47.639
take cash in here, SHOs you
neither? Go order over at the canter

899
00:56:47.679 --> 00:56:50.719
over there and I'll bring me the
slip and I'll bring it to your table.

900
00:56:50.840 --> 00:56:54.480
Or order on the screen. Fuck
it's there. She's like, I

901
00:56:54.519 --> 00:56:57.960
was gonna go to the system and
I'm like, why do I have to

902
00:56:57.960 --> 00:57:00.239
walk over there to the computer screen
when the bread right there? I hate

903
00:57:00.280 --> 00:57:05.960
this place. I hate those pos. Oh no, just making me so,

904
00:57:07.039 --> 00:57:08.400
I said Nicole Evan degree. She
gets when I come back to McDonald's

905
00:57:08.440 --> 00:57:13.000
anymore, like it's done. It's
just not fun. It sounds like I'm

906
00:57:13.000 --> 00:57:16.159
not missing anything. It's as I
approach six months. Yeah, well schedulations.

907
00:57:16.360 --> 00:57:19.880
Yeah, do you feel like do
you want it anymore? Or you

908
00:57:19.920 --> 00:57:23.000
just passed that point where you're like, nah, I don't want it as

909
00:57:23.039 --> 00:57:29.840
much as I used to. Let's
say, yeah, I'm I imagine if

910
00:57:29.840 --> 00:57:35.039
I had someone I would just like, I would absolutely scarf it. I've

911
00:57:35.039 --> 00:57:37.599
never been I used to be likings
a lot when I was younger, But

912
00:57:37.639 --> 00:57:39.519
I feel like you just once you
out of your twenties, Like, what

913
00:57:39.559 --> 00:57:43.840
are you doing eating McDonald's. No, that just might feel like McDonald's fee

914
00:57:43.840 --> 00:57:46.159
when you're drunken, when a cheeseburger
after a night out, But grow up.

915
00:57:50.400 --> 00:57:53.599
Thanks Dannard, that's good advice.
I'm like, what's like, I

916
00:57:53.639 --> 00:57:58.199
always find the best chips because you
think you love fries, don't you?

917
00:57:58.239 --> 00:58:00.199
So you love me Donald's chips.
If you don't eat that shit straight away,

918
00:58:00.199 --> 00:58:05.199
it tastes like fucking cardboard. Oh
it absolutely does. It's yeah horrible.

919
00:58:06.440 --> 00:58:12.039
Ye but but but you get him
hot and oh yeah, you can't

920
00:58:12.079 --> 00:58:14.480
even tast any potato with him though. Man, it's just like eating batter.

921
00:58:15.840 --> 00:58:17.480
Yeah, that's exactly right. You
get the tallow on the salt.

922
00:58:19.920 --> 00:58:23.079
Yeah, the actual physical chip is
a delivery system for the fat and the

923
00:58:23.239 --> 00:58:28.760
salt. But where are we up
to? Yea, so Marge, she's

924
00:58:28.760 --> 00:58:34.079
a long time companion cheese that.
Yeah. So basically this is where Brockman

925
00:58:34.119 --> 00:58:36.519
says that Twotot has taken Bart to
the top of the steeple, and it's

926
00:58:36.559 --> 00:58:37.320
like, oh, okay, so
I see you going for a King Kong

927
00:58:37.400 --> 00:58:40.639
reference here. Yeah, it's because
in the commentary at the start day and

928
00:58:40.679 --> 00:58:44.000
the day is like, I really
want to get a King Kong story into

929
00:58:44.000 --> 00:58:45.280
this, and I'm like, we
went through all that just to have a

930
00:58:45.320 --> 00:58:51.360
climbing a fucking steeple, Like one
shot Cheese is christ but love Joy says

931
00:58:51.400 --> 00:58:55.199
before the pipe prepared and says,
yeah, Bart sims a memorial steeple or

932
00:58:55.239 --> 00:59:00.320
whatever. Marge is really sad and
upset. Lisa then randomly arrived miss A

933
00:59:00.360 --> 00:59:01.800
Tenny in the bag. How she
got him in a bag? I don't

934
00:59:01.800 --> 00:59:07.400
know that is true, that's miss
don't ask questions. Miss Tenny is like

935
00:59:07.119 --> 00:59:10.639
pretty big, right for a monkey, Like he's not like a baby monkey.

936
00:59:10.800 --> 00:59:14.480
Lisa just has him readily in the
bag. Todd just straps into his

937
00:59:14.519 --> 00:59:17.800
back and climbs up a fucking steeple
with him on his back, and let's

938
00:59:17.800 --> 00:59:22.239
get to the end quick, quickly. What is happening anyway? So I

939
00:59:22.239 --> 00:59:23.639
think I miss A Tenny in the
Bag says that this is one of her

940
00:59:23.719 --> 00:59:27.800
kids, and I know the whole
point that was meant to go, oh

941
00:59:27.960 --> 00:59:30.719
that's who. That's like his revelation, but I was just like, that

942
00:59:30.760 --> 00:59:34.159
doesn't make that's stupid to me.
Anyway, she says we'll trade trade Teeny

943
00:59:34.199 --> 00:59:36.960
for Bart but it says I'll do
it, and he's already climbing up planned

944
00:59:36.960 --> 00:59:39.519
his panic straight away you're gonna fall, and you know he gets I like

945
00:59:39.599 --> 00:59:43.800
the animation of the Vertigo. I
thought it was really cool. Yeah that

946
00:59:43.960 --> 00:59:46.280
is good. Yeah, and yeah, look I like the tie in about

947
00:59:46.440 --> 00:59:51.239
you know mound vertical and and Rod
climbing this. I mean, it's it's

948
00:59:51.320 --> 00:59:53.960
cheap, but it works. Definitely. Concern Marge says, you know,

949
00:59:54.000 --> 00:59:58.079
you need to they need to believe
that they're gonna be okay on their own

950
00:59:58.119 --> 01:00:00.559
if you keep sort of scaring them
like this, and they're never going to

951
01:00:00.559 --> 01:00:02.480
believe in themselves. And then he
says, I've got on your side.

952
01:00:02.519 --> 01:00:05.719
You can't fail. And I was
like, oh, is it fail or

953
01:00:05.719 --> 01:00:08.559
fall? Fall can't fail either way. I don't think that theory either.

954
01:00:09.880 --> 01:00:14.440
No, that's sort of taking agency
out of Rod's hands and putting it into

955
01:00:14.480 --> 01:00:17.719
God's hand. Yeah. Yeah,
And or that could be seen as flanned

956
01:00:17.719 --> 01:00:21.360
as then handborn in the blame to
God and said of himself, well he

957
01:00:21.400 --> 01:00:23.440
falls, it's not my fault,
God, God let him do it anyway.

958
01:00:23.599 --> 01:00:25.960
It's all it's all a big scam
anyway, isn't it, Mister Davis?

959
01:00:25.800 --> 01:00:32.280
That that's a topic for another time, another past and Tiny have a

960
01:00:32.280 --> 01:00:36.199
big hug. They embraced me.
Find out his real name is Lewis and

961
01:00:36.320 --> 01:00:37.480
Christ. He says he now needs
a new side cook, side kick.

962
01:00:38.239 --> 01:00:42.039
And if all the time to not
have such a mouse say anything this is

963
01:00:42.079 --> 01:00:46.119
what he appears and random scenes.
It has all these elaborate fucking bits of

964
01:00:46.159 --> 01:00:54.079
dialogue here nothing nothing. I think
Dana Good was trolling us. Yeah,

965
01:00:54.119 --> 01:00:58.440
but then climbs down and he says, don't touch me because it's gay,

966
01:00:58.519 --> 01:01:00.599
and he explains that gay me is
that you were scarednere not. And it

967
01:01:00.679 --> 01:01:05.920
ends with Todd Rod saying, hey
Dad, I'm gay. Missus Simpson made

968
01:01:05.920 --> 01:01:09.800
me gay and he looks at Marge
annoyed. Okay, may as a test

969
01:01:10.079 --> 01:01:13.320
a little bit of a ship.
This could be a shout out, or

970
01:01:13.320 --> 01:01:15.239
it could be a tie in.
I don't know. But the title of

971
01:01:15.239 --> 01:01:20.320
this episode is but has Two Mummies, which is a reference to a book

972
01:01:20.360 --> 01:01:22.760
that came out in nineteen eighty nine
I believe called Hither has Two Mummies,

973
01:01:23.039 --> 01:01:28.920
which is one of the first lgbt
qia plus is it, oh okay okay

974
01:01:29.840 --> 01:01:31.840
children's book to sort of explain to
kids, like, you know, not

975
01:01:31.840 --> 01:01:35.239
not every family as a mom and
a dad. Some families have too.

976
01:01:35.599 --> 01:01:37.480
I just assumed it meant I've never
read the story. I just read that

977
01:01:37.519 --> 01:01:40.239
and thought, well, it's from
back then. It would not be referencing

978
01:01:40.239 --> 01:01:43.840
that. It would be referencing someone
being divorced and having a stepmom in a

979
01:01:43.880 --> 01:01:45.800
real month. That's what I thought
it was going to be. Okay,

980
01:01:45.039 --> 01:01:51.039
No, No, it's a book
about sometimes families have two moms and this

981
01:01:51.119 --> 01:01:53.360
is that that that case, whether
or not. But it's making time of

982
01:01:53.400 --> 01:02:00.400
that though. Yeah, it's painting
homosexuality in a negative light through which achieved

983
01:02:00.440 --> 01:02:05.760
Flander's eyes is understandable. But then
they have more looking down from heaven saying

984
01:02:05.760 --> 01:02:07.360
Oh, I'm so proud of my
son. You could have totally ended this

985
01:02:07.400 --> 01:02:10.199
episode with such a fucking sweet moment
and you had to throw in the Bob

986
01:02:10.239 --> 01:02:15.239
Hope and God again given God makes
a gay because he says, oh,

987
01:02:15.280 --> 01:02:17.519
her son's more footy than this,
And I'm like, and God laughs at

988
01:02:17.519 --> 01:02:22.159
that, and I was like,
this is not a loving God. No,

989
01:02:22.280 --> 01:02:24.559
Like to me, I feel like
if this was like Classics him it

990
01:02:24.599 --> 01:02:28.559
sounds a hate saying this, he
feels like classic Simpsons. But if I'm

991
01:02:28.559 --> 01:02:32.079
writing this right, this is a
big development in the relationship between Flander's kids

992
01:02:32.199 --> 01:02:36.719
and Flanner's Right. Yes, I
wanted to end on an emotional beat because

993
01:02:36.719 --> 01:02:38.199
you know, it's got a really
good, really good story in the sense

994
01:02:38.239 --> 01:02:42.840
that you're trying to tell here,
have them embracing Right at the end,

995
01:02:43.119 --> 01:02:45.079
he says, thanks Dad for believing
me, and more looks down from heaveness

996
01:02:45.159 --> 01:02:46.920
or something like you know, I'm
so proud of my son or whatever,

997
01:02:47.159 --> 01:02:51.440
and just cut back to them just
like hugging and Flanders like looking up into

998
01:02:51.480 --> 01:02:53.519
the sky with a big smile as
if they say like he knows that Maud's

999
01:02:53.559 --> 01:02:57.800
looking down on them and with something
sweet like that. I don't know that

1000
01:02:57.880 --> 01:03:00.119
that's how I would have done it, That's how I would have done it.

1001
01:03:00.239 --> 01:03:02.159
No, no, no, no, I think I think you're probably

1002
01:03:02.159 --> 01:03:08.679
correct in that way, because,
yeah, having God and Bob Hope timely

1003
01:03:08.719 --> 01:03:15.519
reference for two thousand and six,
by the way, having them as sort

1004
01:03:15.559 --> 01:03:20.440
of douchebags, yeah, it feels
very and I know I say this,

1005
01:03:20.639 --> 01:03:24.239
it feels very response to family guy
in South Parker being a bit edgy.

1006
01:03:24.400 --> 01:03:28.239
Maybe we should try and have a
bit of edges. So I was like,

1007
01:03:28.320 --> 01:03:30.320
family guys, they've been a fly
six to eight years by this point.

1008
01:03:30.360 --> 01:03:32.960
It's like, I don't know.
It annoyed me the ending. I

1009
01:03:34.000 --> 01:03:35.719
was like, ah, yeah,
when he saw the water, I was

1010
01:03:35.760 --> 01:03:38.920
like, oh, oh okay.
It was not a good ending. It

1011
01:03:39.320 --> 01:03:44.760
looked as we often do on the
on four Fingered discount. I found a

1012
01:03:44.760 --> 01:03:46.320
bit more to enjoy in this episode
than I did when I was actually watching

1013
01:03:46.360 --> 01:03:50.719
it. But this was not that
great an episode. As far as I

1014
01:03:51.000 --> 01:03:54.840
clearly ld the Flanders story more than
the Bee plot. I just thought the

1015
01:03:54.840 --> 01:03:59.800
Bee plot was just Dana wanted to
write a King Kong reference and crowned it

1016
01:03:59.840 --> 01:04:01.079
in somewhere just I don't know.
I didn't really enjoy that, But I

1017
01:04:01.159 --> 01:04:04.840
liked the Flanders story. It felt
more grounded and more real, more like,

1018
01:04:05.079 --> 01:04:09.440
yeah, like a classic again,
I said, classic seems, but

1019
01:04:09.480 --> 01:04:12.320
more of an episode that felt like
it was in the realm of the Springfield

1020
01:04:12.400 --> 01:04:15.760
universe where monkey shit was just way
too wacky for me. It's a silliness.

1021
01:04:16.119 --> 01:04:20.480
Yeah, I agree with you.
One from day forward. Your name

1022
01:04:20.559 --> 01:04:25.880
droll me. It is the guy
Davis. New name. Leaderboard Championship for

1023
01:04:26.119 --> 01:04:29.880
BART has two mummies. The current
leaderboard mister Davis stands at this still in

1024
01:04:29.920 --> 01:04:31.840
first position, of course, is
Luke McKay on twelve points. In second

1025
01:04:31.880 --> 01:04:36.000
position we have Kyle muldoon on nine
points, and in third position we have

1026
01:04:36.079 --> 01:04:41.519
Heath Appleby and David Mott both on
seven points. So who got the one

1027
01:04:41.559 --> 01:04:45.800
two three? This week? The
first point? The one point. Now,

1028
01:04:45.440 --> 01:04:49.320
I don't know if this is quite
right in terms of the story,

1029
01:04:50.000 --> 01:04:54.199
but it's such a neat play on
words that I just had to give it

1030
01:04:54.320 --> 01:04:58.320
up. This is don't tell Mom
the babysitters need I like that a lot.

1031
01:04:58.440 --> 01:05:00.880
Yeah, that's one of those movies
where I used to always see them

1032
01:05:00.920 --> 01:05:02.760
at the video shop and they always
had really cool covers. They had one

1033
01:05:02.800 --> 01:05:06.119
of those covers that was like popped
out, what's the world, but they

1034
01:05:06.119 --> 01:05:11.320
saw bubble bubble covers. Yeah,
I forgot like three D kind of where

1035
01:05:11.320 --> 01:05:14.440
they saw. They weren't flat,
they were they popped out. The horror

1036
01:05:14.480 --> 01:05:16.239
movies were awesome back in the day, in the in the later nineties,

1037
01:05:16.360 --> 01:05:19.000
they were the best. But that
one point goes to oh again, there's

1038
01:05:19.079 --> 01:05:24.079
last week Mark Boston Burchess with the
one point again this week slowly time and

1039
01:05:24.119 --> 01:05:27.840
that leaderboard coming on strong Boston.
Yeah, that's why. Now on the

1040
01:05:27.880 --> 01:05:33.360
four points, what's number two?
Two points for chimpin pain't easy? That's

1041
01:05:33.559 --> 01:05:38.159
that's like a wrestling term because there
was a wrestler called the Godfather and used

1042
01:05:38.159 --> 01:05:42.480
to say pippin ain't easy. You
know who also said that? Who also

1043
01:05:42.519 --> 01:05:48.000
said that? Pimps where there's a
famous pin that said it though. But

1044
01:05:48.320 --> 01:05:51.840
yeah, so chipping ain't easy by
our man. Adam Woolhouse will done.

1045
01:05:51.880 --> 01:05:57.000
Adam who's now on eight points wild
one? Adam all right? Three points

1046
01:05:57.000 --> 01:06:03.440
Woolhouse, Woolhouse in the house and
three points four Smother's day, Smother's day.

1047
01:06:03.599 --> 01:06:05.840
Very good indeed, or it's from
our man, I reckon this one

1048
01:06:05.840 --> 01:06:11.079
would have got sent in from the
factory. It's Steve Roberts operating a heavy

1049
01:06:11.119 --> 01:06:15.320
machinery. He's hidden sending in heavy
wordplay. Nice work, Stevie. Yeah,

1050
01:06:15.360 --> 01:06:18.000
so three points there goes to Steve
Roberts. Okay, So the current

1051
01:06:18.039 --> 01:06:23.039
leaderboard still at first position. We
have Luke McKay on twelve Clever Kyle still

1052
01:06:23.039 --> 01:06:26.440
in second position on nine points,
but Adam Woolhouse is now climb to the

1053
01:06:26.440 --> 01:06:30.280
third position outright on the eight points. It is tight up the top of

1054
01:06:30.280 --> 01:06:32.880
that leaderboard. Twelve, nine and
eight's getting very very tight the way you're

1055
01:06:32.880 --> 01:06:35.400
like it, isn't it, mister
Davis, I like a tight What can

1056
01:06:35.440 --> 01:06:39.800
I tell you? Like a t
Indeed, we got ourselves a horse race.

1057
01:06:39.840 --> 01:06:43.280
It's fantastic. All right, It's
now time for some mail back questions.

1058
01:06:43.559 --> 01:06:49.280
Mail bad de Debail is here.
Okay. First question comes from our

1059
01:06:49.480 --> 01:06:53.360
dear friend a long time listen to, Dave Abbott Smith. I hope you're

1060
01:06:53.360 --> 01:06:56.079
doing well, buddy, Dave says, those of you who got kidnapped and

1061
01:06:56.159 --> 01:07:01.280
raised by gorillas, what's your relationship? What hang on you who got kidnapped

1062
01:07:01.280 --> 01:07:04.800
and raised by gorillas? What's your
relationship now? Bobo and I meet up

1063
01:07:04.840 --> 01:07:09.119
on our birthdays and exchange Christmas cards. I think he's being silly. I

1064
01:07:09.119 --> 01:07:12.079
think our friend Dave is being a
bit silly with that one. I think

1065
01:07:13.000 --> 01:07:16.599
I think he might be taking the
piss so slightly. Andrew J. P

1066
01:07:16.679 --> 01:07:19.760
Says what's your favorite zoo animal?
Either the cutest or most entertaining. I've

1067
01:07:19.760 --> 01:07:23.679
always been drawn to the meacats.
I've always loved the meacats. I was

1068
01:07:23.679 --> 01:07:27.320
about to say meacats as well,
they're so cute. Yeah, I don't

1069
01:07:27.360 --> 01:07:29.800
know. Obviously, I love the
lion king when I was a kid.

1070
01:07:29.800 --> 01:07:31.039
But the meat cats. You're looking
and you're like, let's want to squeeze

1071
01:07:31.039 --> 01:07:34.199
you. I want to picky.
I'm going to take one of you home,

1072
01:07:34.519 --> 01:07:39.239
and I love the gorillas and the
chimps as well. But I always

1073
01:07:39.239 --> 01:07:41.880
get sad by the end because I'm
like, these guys are as smart as

1074
01:07:41.880 --> 01:07:45.159
meg. Yeah, and they're in
and you can see he can see that

1075
01:07:45.239 --> 01:07:48.280
they know that they are just locked
in the cage. You know. It's

1076
01:07:48.280 --> 01:07:53.880
just it's cool at first, and
then you just get sad then realize,

1077
01:07:53.920 --> 01:07:58.199
oh my god, these guys are
in jail. Yeah, and they and

1078
01:07:58.280 --> 01:08:02.639
they know it too. Yeah.
Yeah, I mean it's great seeing big

1079
01:08:02.679 --> 01:08:10.360
animals, yeah, primates, big
cats, rhinos and other such if you're

1080
01:08:10.440 --> 01:08:14.079
if you're out on an open range. Yeah, but the bigger, the

1081
01:08:14.280 --> 01:08:16.239
bigger they are, I think,
the more sorry you feel for them.

1082
01:08:16.279 --> 01:08:20.079
It's like, shouldn't be an enclosed
spaces. Should be out there were running

1083
01:08:20.119 --> 01:08:26.760
free, whereas little guys like say
you're littler monkeys, Um, maybe you're

1084
01:08:26.800 --> 01:08:30.960
smaller big cats and certainly are mere
cats. Yeah. Yeah, it's like,

1085
01:08:30.760 --> 01:08:34.760
well it's a jungle land there for
you guys. Literally, Um,

1086
01:08:34.880 --> 01:08:40.239
you might be safer in here.
Yeahs did a real boost der ego with

1087
01:08:40.359 --> 01:08:44.039
everyone just coming out and look how
cute. This is the thing. I

1088
01:08:44.039 --> 01:08:45.680
was talking to a friend recently who. You know, he's just got a

1089
01:08:45.680 --> 01:08:48.279
new house and you know, looking
good and loves his new place, got

1090
01:08:48.279 --> 01:08:50.600
all this stuff they set up that
he wants. And we're talking about taking

1091
01:08:50.640 --> 01:08:53.560
the kids at the zoo and I
said, oh, sometimes get sad going

1092
01:08:53.640 --> 01:08:55.680
to the zoo because no, it's
good to get over in there, needing

1093
01:08:55.760 --> 01:08:58.239
there. And I said, yeah, but you know, just imagine we

1094
01:08:58.279 --> 01:09:00.119
had COVID again next week and you
got locked in this house for the next

1095
01:09:00.159 --> 01:09:03.079
two years. Would you like that? No, you'd fucking complain. No.

1096
01:09:03.159 --> 01:09:05.760
I know you're everything you want in
this house, but you don't want

1097
01:09:05.760 --> 01:09:08.439
to be stuck in the same house
with the rest of your life, do

1098
01:09:08.479 --> 01:09:11.399
you? Ye? Can't about side
anyway? Enough about You might have asked

1099
01:09:11.479 --> 01:09:13.640
him aout the wrong time because he's
you know, he's still got still the

1100
01:09:13.680 --> 01:09:15.760
honeymoon phase of the house, like
mate, everything, he's got everything.

1101
01:09:15.760 --> 01:09:20.079
An Yeah, Andrew Kelly, what
great ape would you fight in a hand

1102
01:09:20.079 --> 01:09:24.720
to hand combat if you had to, as in, if aliens were putting

1103
01:09:24.720 --> 01:09:30.119
you into a battlesphere for their enjoyment
and they gave you a choice, Well,

1104
01:09:30.000 --> 01:09:32.119
we first got My first choice will
be can we please have the music

1105
01:09:33.720 --> 01:09:39.119
I've got to have my entry music. Yes, um, I small.

1106
01:09:39.239 --> 01:09:43.520
He's talking about like fictional apes or
like a particular type of pride. Let's

1107
01:09:43.560 --> 01:09:48.359
go with fictional apes. That makes
it, That makes it better somehow funnier.

1108
01:09:49.159 --> 01:09:51.880
Not King Kong obviously, because we
wouldn't survive that. But are there

1109
01:09:51.920 --> 01:09:57.960
any apes? Was some what are
some fictional apes? Great pape? You

1110
01:09:58.039 --> 01:10:00.840
have ever heard thee? Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, there the American one.

1111
01:10:00.159 --> 01:10:04.039
What about apes are popping? I'm
not what's what's apes are popping?

1112
01:10:04.119 --> 01:10:09.359
That's in the Simpsons actually goes I've
got some of the movies that you're like

1113
01:10:10.880 --> 01:10:12.800
And at the end, at the
end, he goes away in the cage

1114
01:10:13.239 --> 01:10:18.680
just because he's different. Awesome.
Sorry I forgot that. Um there's a

1115
01:10:18.720 --> 01:10:23.560
gorilla in the movie. Have you
seen a Baby's Day Out with your man

1116
01:10:23.680 --> 01:10:28.039
Joe Montaignan, I have indeed seen
Baby Day Days Out with Baby Bink,

1117
01:10:28.239 --> 01:10:30.760
Yes, yes, which is clearly
just a guy in a in a suit.

1118
01:10:30.880 --> 01:10:32.720
Thank you. I like to fight
that one because I like to think

1119
01:10:32.720 --> 01:10:35.119
that I've got a chance because essentially
it's just another human in a suit.

1120
01:10:35.960 --> 01:10:40.960
True. Um, I would probably
like to fight Dunston from the motion picture

1121
01:10:41.039 --> 01:10:45.119
Dunston checks in. Yeah, even
though Dunston seems real cool. But we

1122
01:10:45.159 --> 01:10:48.319
would fight for you know, the
other room in the hotel. Yes,

1123
01:10:50.760 --> 01:10:54.520
and then and then we bond,
you know. Then after it would be

1124
01:10:54.520 --> 01:10:57.600
bros. And we get in some
rooms. Yeah where yeah? Yeah.

1125
01:10:57.600 --> 01:11:00.840
What's the chicken? The backwards cap
on it on the cover of that is

1126
01:11:00.840 --> 01:11:05.079
that doesn't checks in? Thinking or
I thinking of Andre, thinking of Andre,

1127
01:11:05.399 --> 01:11:09.159
and I thinking of yes, yes, yes, now I know it

1128
01:11:09.199 --> 01:11:11.159
doesn't checks him. But I thought
there was a chick in that movie as

1129
01:11:11.159 --> 01:11:14.279
well, like a young girl.
Maybe I'm wrong, you're talking about like

1130
01:11:14.279 --> 01:11:17.479
a chick, like a chicken.
I thought, like, I've never seen

1131
01:11:17.560 --> 01:11:20.119
Dunes and checks in, But I
just thought it was like somebody's pet or

1132
01:11:20.119 --> 01:11:23.359
something. I don't know. I
think I think I saw it maybe just

1133
01:11:23.479 --> 01:11:26.319
once. I just remember that it's
a I think it's an a ranger.

1134
01:11:26.359 --> 01:11:32.199
Chang checks h okay. Then Mark
Boston Burgess, were you guys weener kids?

1135
01:11:32.279 --> 01:11:35.640
Or did you take risks? I
was the one who dared people to

1136
01:11:35.720 --> 01:11:39.159
take the risk, and then when
ship went down, I ran away and

1137
01:11:39.239 --> 01:11:42.119
hid. I'd be like, hey, get that rock and throw it on

1138
01:11:42.159 --> 01:11:44.760
that person's roof. That'd be funny. Go knock on that person's door and

1139
01:11:44.800 --> 01:11:46.119
run away, that'd be funny.
Meanwhile, I'm just hiding in the bush

1140
01:11:46.119 --> 01:11:51.359
she's got and they're getting into you're
the corruptor. Yeah. Yeah, I

1141
01:11:51.479 --> 01:11:54.960
was a straight up ween a kid. Yeah, yeah, I was.

1142
01:11:55.319 --> 01:11:58.720
I was a goody two shoes.
There was a point in high school,

1143
01:11:58.720 --> 01:12:00.640
seeing about this recently, actually the
threat primary school, I was, you

1144
01:12:00.680 --> 01:12:02.800
know, goody two shoes. I
mean, I still have plenty of friends,

1145
01:12:02.840 --> 01:12:05.479
still popular school captain, blah blah
blah. But I was definitely like

1146
01:12:05.640 --> 01:12:09.560
a bookworm, Like I was nerdy, right, and it got to high

1147
01:12:09.560 --> 01:12:12.279
school. In the first year of
high school, I won like the year

1148
01:12:12.279 --> 01:12:15.960
seven award for my best student,
like the Lisa Simpson Award. And then

1149
01:12:15.960 --> 01:12:16.920
I think it was somebody between a
year at and year nine where I sort

1150
01:12:16.920 --> 01:12:20.960
of went this shit matters, and
then I just sort of realized, yeah,

1151
01:12:21.000 --> 01:12:24.279
I want to get a media degree. I need to focus on all

1152
01:12:24.279 --> 01:12:26.079
this accounting. You know. I
kind of ship and I just sort of

1153
01:12:26.399 --> 01:12:29.239
I could have done better at school, but I didn't because I just went,

1154
01:12:30.039 --> 01:12:32.479
why don't I don't care. I
knew what you're wanting. I knew

1155
01:12:32.479 --> 01:12:34.640
what I wanted to do, and
yeah, look at me now I knew

1156
01:12:34.680 --> 01:12:42.119
and iye podcasting for a different who
won? And final question here will choose

1157
01:12:42.119 --> 01:12:45.720
one more Kirsty Hodgkinson. Have you
guys watched the latest episodes on Disney If

1158
01:12:45.760 --> 01:12:48.119
yes, what do you think?
We've answered this one recently as well.

1159
01:12:48.159 --> 01:12:51.520
I have definitely watched all of the
episodes that have been on Disney Plus in

1160
01:12:51.600 --> 01:12:56.039
season thirty four. I've thought this
season. I was actually discussing this with

1161
01:12:56.039 --> 01:12:59.600
their man, Timothy Belson twenty dollars
patient of the show last night at Facebook,

1162
01:13:00.520 --> 01:13:04.319
talking about how there seems to be
a lot more Metish episodes in this

1163
01:13:04.439 --> 01:13:09.159
season, and I'm not sure whether
that's just Matt Salmon sort of just fucking

1164
01:13:09.199 --> 01:13:12.800
with the audience or I just think
he just likes matter episodes, where then

1165
01:13:12.840 --> 01:13:15.800
non Cannon he's a fan of that, which was fine, But when you

1166
01:13:15.880 --> 01:13:19.520
have like six or seven in the
one twenty two episode season, it feels

1167
01:13:19.600 --> 01:13:23.920
like a lot. I don't know, but you know, thirty four seasons,

1168
01:13:23.960 --> 01:13:25.880
you know, because it's hard to
come up with fresh ideas that people

1169
01:13:25.840 --> 01:13:28.039
aren't going to shitt all over.
I did see a lot of people shitting

1170
01:13:28.039 --> 01:13:32.199
all over the latest episode with Lizzo, they were actually just there. Just

1171
01:13:32.279 --> 01:13:34.479
the mere idea of her being in
the show just seemed to piss a lot

1172
01:13:34.479 --> 01:13:38.880
of people off. And I don't
understand why, like she's done something wrong,

1173
01:13:38.920 --> 01:13:43.199
Like what do people have against her? I don't think they enjoy the

1174
01:13:43.199 --> 01:13:48.159
fact that she is out and proud
about being a big gal. Wait,

1175
01:13:48.720 --> 01:13:55.560
so because she's okay with being fat
than it? Like that's what the issue

1176
01:13:55.600 --> 01:13:59.479
is? Why? Because some people
are dicads, Okay, then as long

1177
01:13:59.520 --> 01:14:03.960
as we're both clear on that,
okay, then sure fine, everyone's like,

1178
01:14:04.039 --> 01:14:06.119
oh, it's gonna be like when
Lady Gaga was on. I still

1179
01:14:06.119 --> 01:14:10.319
have not seen that episode, so
I think I think you and I need

1180
01:14:10.359 --> 01:14:13.920
to watch it as a Patreon exclusive
because it's like a defining moment in the

1181
01:14:13.920 --> 01:14:20.079
stue that's instant the episode apparently one
already goes by the way, Harrison mcclauda

1182
01:14:20.079 --> 01:14:27.079
says, can an oreo ever be
ranked? I mean, I've never been

1183
01:14:27.199 --> 01:14:29.880
huge on oreos. Call me crazy. I'm just not a but I'm not

1184
01:14:29.880 --> 01:14:32.199
a desserts man. Though I'm not
a biscuits and a chocolate kind of guy.

1185
01:14:32.239 --> 01:14:34.960
I will I will eat it and
enjoy it, but I don't crave

1186
01:14:35.000 --> 01:14:38.920
it much. Like I know you're
a b apple pie man, that's true.

1187
01:14:39.239 --> 01:14:42.319
I'm also a cookie dude, and
I do like an Oreo. They're

1188
01:14:42.319 --> 01:14:45.960
an inexpensive cookie. Um. You
know, sometimes they'll be marked down.

1189
01:14:46.000 --> 01:14:48.279
It's like, oh, that's that's
a pretty good price for that to you

1190
01:14:48.359 --> 01:14:51.640
by orios. I think I might
go get something, particularly cinnamon button flavor,

1191
01:14:51.680 --> 01:14:56.079
which is basically just a sugar rush. I mean that's they're really nice,

1192
01:14:56.119 --> 01:15:00.760
but oh just feeling your teeth rotting
head as you eat it? Um,

1193
01:15:00.800 --> 01:15:02.640
can they ever be ranked? Yes? They can? I mean one

1194
01:15:02.680 --> 01:15:05.119
thing about him? So you have
to see them right up once you've opened

1195
01:15:05.119 --> 01:15:09.399
the open the tube because the air
hits him and they start to turn into

1196
01:15:09.439 --> 01:15:14.119
like it's like McDonald's fries's fry.
For just a little while, I was

1197
01:15:14.159 --> 01:15:16.640
like, oh, you've turned into
the codeboard that you that contained you.

1198
01:15:18.359 --> 01:15:21.760
It's like one machine makes cardboard boxes, the other machine makes the chips.

1199
01:15:24.720 --> 01:15:28.800
But the Yeah. The campaign though, like the ad for Oreos, was

1200
01:15:28.880 --> 01:15:31.239
fantastic that you can have the rest
in my milk. It taught so many

1201
01:15:31.239 --> 01:15:38.159
people that chocolate isn't good for dogs
and the whole twist and yeah, twist

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and something. It reminds me of
m making the smalls and sound like kids,

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you know, the process of making
a dessert even more delicious. I

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always love that. Lu and I
are watching some TV the other night and

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um, someone had made like a
little small's kit. But yeah, Lu

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didn't really know about smalls and she
was looking at that's pretty sort of piss

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poor a little you know buffet they
put together. It's like, no,

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I think they're actually going to make
like, um, it's like a sweet

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jaffle. That's how I explain yet
to look like. Sound's not bad.

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That's pretty good. Alright, Well
that is the mail bag for but has

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two mummies. The next season seventeen
episode is going to be which one mister

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Davis is the mom of Ricky Gervais? Is it Ricky Gervais? Ricky Gervais?

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I think it's Ricky Gervaise. Yeah, Homer Simpson, this is your

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wife. An episode that really confused
me as a kid, and I don't

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think i've ever watched it since.
I remember with him on his first AD

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and I was like, who is
this guy? Why is he speaking weird?

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What is happening? Right now,
So I'm actually looking forward to going

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back and revisiting it seeing him.
It's just as confusing as it isn't as

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it was then as it is now. Boy, do I have news for

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you? Have you've watched it already? Oh no, But that's a story

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for another time. It is indeed
all right, guys, don't forget the

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folds on social media supporters on Patreon
if you can, for the exclusive staff

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and Facebook groups and all the other
stuff. Mister Davison find the words for

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those incredible listeners out there. Well, listeners, I hope this episode gave

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you your favorite kind of enjoyment.
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