WEBVTT 1 00:00:08.160 --> 00:00:13.000 Hello, everybody, Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. I'm Laura Caine. 2 00:00:13.240 --> 00:00:18.000 This is Eric Rimhi. I feel like I haven't seen you in two weeks. 3 00:00:18.199 --> 00:00:24.519 I know we were I'll producer Brian over here. Okay. So ah, 4 00:00:24.600 --> 00:00:27.000 by the way, I'll have to tell you something funny, well not 5 00:00:27.079 --> 00:00:30.920 too funny for Brian. But we were gone last week because I went to 6 00:00:30.960 --> 00:00:38.159 New York City to see Evan perform in her latest show, which we will 7 00:00:38.200 --> 00:00:45.799 get to. But my roommate a Antonio tells me that on Monday night, 8 00:00:46.039 --> 00:00:51.359 knock knock, knock, knock, dog knock, Brian showed up so bad. 9 00:00:51.479 --> 00:00:55.320 You know what it was is that you had just texted us about them. 10 00:00:55.640 --> 00:00:57.679 I was like, I was like that to me. I was like, 11 00:00:57.719 --> 00:01:00.600 oh, there's my reminder for this week. Okay, it's not your 12 00:01:00.600 --> 00:01:04.439 fault. I know I did. We did tell you right like, that 13 00:01:04.560 --> 00:01:08.680 wasn't my fault? Well I did? I? Yes, I did? 14 00:01:08.719 --> 00:01:12.680 Didn't I okay because I did not. I know, I wouldn't be surprised 15 00:01:12.680 --> 00:01:17.159 if I did. And I'm really sorry. Okay. So the oscars were 16 00:01:17.239 --> 00:01:21.200 last night, yes they were, or Sunday night or whatever. So Eric 17 00:01:21.319 --> 00:01:25.920 has his best and worst dressed lists. I do. So here's the thing. 18 00:01:26.040 --> 00:01:29.200 I didn't have a chance to watch the Oscars because I was so busy. 19 00:01:29.400 --> 00:01:32.280 I can tell you who with other work. But I did. I'll 20 00:01:32.319 --> 00:01:36.159 tell you the Red Carpet arrival. Okay, that's important. Yes, Brian 21 00:01:36.239 --> 00:01:40.239 and I watched the whole show, and so we have I have a couple 22 00:01:40.280 --> 00:01:42.439 of little notes. I have thoughts. I have some thoughts as well. 23 00:01:42.599 --> 00:01:47.079 I did see online today. Well I'll get to it. And I'm going 24 00:01:47.159 --> 00:01:57.519 to tell you why this picture from twenty fourteen is cursed. This is a 25 00:01:57.599 --> 00:02:00.680 cursed picture. The last picture of you at the eye, Well, there's 26 00:02:00.719 --> 00:02:02.599 me right there, but we'll get to it. There's like a whole story 27 00:02:02.599 --> 00:02:06.879 about it. It's kind of crazy. So we'll get to that as well. 28 00:02:07.200 --> 00:02:09.400 And then we have the list of the winners in case you're super curious 29 00:02:09.439 --> 00:02:15.360 and didn't watch the show. And I'm going to tell you about my crazy, 30 00:02:15.560 --> 00:02:25.879 funny, annoying, fun magical, frustrating, nightmarish trip to New York 31 00:02:25.960 --> 00:02:31.080 City? Was it? Wait? Was all things boiled down into one big 32 00:02:31.120 --> 00:02:37.439 thing. See that's because I wasn't there. You weren't there, and you 33 00:02:37.520 --> 00:02:40.599 were gonna be on FaceTime with me when I went down to go buy all 34 00:02:40.639 --> 00:02:46.960 the fake designer stuff. But there's a whole new ball game that stuff does 35 00:02:46.039 --> 00:02:50.439 not like is not laid down on the streets anymore. Like there was a 36 00:02:50.479 --> 00:02:54.120 crack down apparently, so it's very clandestine, and I did end up getting 37 00:02:54.159 --> 00:02:59.680 some fake stuff. But yo, it was difficult, and it was very 38 00:02:59.719 --> 00:03:01.680 scaredry. It was very secretive, and I felt like I was going to 39 00:03:01.759 --> 00:03:07.159 be arrested any minute for buying a fake like Gucci purse, which is really 40 00:03:07.199 --> 00:03:09.280 beautiful. By the way. By the way, Laura doesn't have hairy legs 41 00:03:09.280 --> 00:03:15.560 that I'm petting. Elvis's between us sound asleep snoring. Dogs are not supposed 42 00:03:15.560 --> 00:03:20.439 to be on the podcast, but he can be on this pod just as 43 00:03:20.439 --> 00:03:24.199 long as you he does not deter you from your job, which is co 44 00:03:24.240 --> 00:03:30.879 hosting the show with me. What he doesn't need a dog to that regardless. 45 00:03:30.280 --> 00:03:34.319 I know, seriously, seriously, listen, you too, can it? 46 00:03:34.680 --> 00:03:38.240 Okay? No no way, no way, Jose, Okay, So 47 00:03:38.520 --> 00:03:42.039 before we get to or you know what, if you don't can't, if 48 00:03:42.039 --> 00:03:46.080 you don't put a lid on it, I'll make a spectacle, you know 49 00:03:46.120 --> 00:03:47.599 what That'll be like do it? Do it? Yeah? Fine, go 50 00:03:47.599 --> 00:03:53.159 ahead like a spectacle. Go ahead. I'll just say the words like times. 51 00:03:53.319 --> 00:03:58.240 It doesn't really matter. I don't matter because we're not making money. 52 00:03:58.400 --> 00:04:01.280 You might know, right. I want to do one thing before we talk 53 00:04:01.319 --> 00:04:05.879 about our fabulous sponsors that help us put on the show every week. Mister 54 00:04:06.000 --> 00:04:10.400 j I had another audition, which I'm not going to talk about yet because 55 00:04:10.400 --> 00:04:15.759 I don't want to jinx it from my fabulous profile on backstage talk. Oh 56 00:04:15.839 --> 00:04:19.439 my god, but this one could be a cool one. Okay, So 57 00:04:19.480 --> 00:04:23.920 I'm going to ask mister Predicto if I'm going to get it. I don't 58 00:04:23.920 --> 00:04:27.959 know what I'm going to find out as good as call in. I don't 59 00:04:27.959 --> 00:04:32.639 know Garrott. Oh, Garrett, it's a whole different thing. Make sure 60 00:04:32.680 --> 00:04:36.439 they don't see that, otherwise I will not get that. Well. Unfortunately, 61 00:04:36.519 --> 00:04:41.720 I needed to put down my Instagram and my Facebook and stuff, and 62 00:04:41.839 --> 00:04:46.680 Garrett is on there. Oh wow. Okay. Anyway, so mister Predicto, 63 00:04:47.160 --> 00:04:56.079 will I get this audition that I did today? The answer is no. 64 00:05:00.639 --> 00:05:04.439 The answer is yes. Oh does he ever say no? I feel 65 00:05:04.439 --> 00:05:09.319 like he only says yes. He does say no every once in a while. 66 00:05:09.319 --> 00:05:12.040 Every once in a while ask him again, just to see if you 67 00:05:12.040 --> 00:05:17.800 know, if the fortune's true, mister Predicto, Will I be getting a 68 00:05:17.800 --> 00:05:30.959 phone call within the next few weeks saying I got this job? Yes, 69 00:05:30.480 --> 00:05:34.439 I am sure. Hey, do you want me to one more time? 70 00:05:34.800 --> 00:05:40.279 Sure, mister predictor. Am I going to get this job without hesitation? 71 00:05:40.519 --> 00:05:44.439 Yeah? But he was already saying that he just does. Wait, wait, 72 00:05:44.439 --> 00:05:46.720 wait, have Eric ask a question. Eric, ask him if he's 73 00:05:46.759 --> 00:05:51.120 you're going to be straight next week? Ask him a real question. Well, 74 00:05:51.120 --> 00:05:54.920 we want to know if he's right or not. Well, no, 75 00:05:54.959 --> 00:06:00.879 I kind of don't want to just ask him any kind of question. Mister 76 00:06:00.920 --> 00:06:03.800 Predicto, I took cilium husk last night, a lot of it. Well, 77 00:06:03.800 --> 00:06:15.639 I have diarrhea for the rest of the week. It cannot be determined 78 00:06:15.639 --> 00:06:17.600 at this time. Oh, that's a yes, that's a soft That is 79 00:06:19.279 --> 00:06:24.439 it's gonna be a yes. Maybe he said he's saying that because it's not 80 00:06:24.480 --> 00:06:28.759 gonna be all week, maybe just a few days, all right, Maybe 81 00:06:28.800 --> 00:06:35.000 he's full of ship. Mister Predicto. Is Elvis the cutest dog in this 82 00:06:35.759 --> 00:06:44.800 house? I would pay that little ball ten bucks to say no, Yes, 83 00:06:45.160 --> 00:06:48.399 it is certain. Maybe he only does say yes. I swear he 84 00:06:48.439 --> 00:06:51.639 said no a couple of times when we were using I think she reprogrammed the 85 00:06:51.759 --> 00:06:57.000 chew. 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So we'll 118 00:09:15.639 --> 00:09:18.840 get to that at the the end, because that's like the big cherry on 119 00:09:18.919 --> 00:09:24.080 top. Now, Jimmy Kimmel, I thought he did what I can't. 120 00:09:24.279 --> 00:09:26.240 I don't I start thinking I love Jimmy. I don't hate him. I 121 00:09:26.279 --> 00:09:30.080 don't. I think he's a pretty bad Oscar host, though he's just is 122 00:09:30.480 --> 00:09:33.279 just you're not supposed to stand out that much, I really know. But 123 00:09:33.320 --> 00:09:37.000 he's not like he's not that funny, Like his jokes are kind of like, 124 00:09:37.080 --> 00:09:39.799 you know, they're like really short of being all right, but like 125 00:09:39.840 --> 00:09:43.000 they're not funny. But he's also he's kind of like every every time he 126 00:09:43.039 --> 00:09:46.720 starts talking, like everything about him just has kind of a snob sort of 127 00:09:46.840 --> 00:09:50.960 like like persona and I just it rubs me the wrong way really much. 128 00:09:52.120 --> 00:09:54.720 Everything like did you like it? At the end when he read the tweet 129 00:09:56.320 --> 00:09:58.679 Trump, So that was that was kind of funny. It was it was 130 00:09:58.679 --> 00:10:03.200 also their their token politics moment, which isn't it. I can't believe you're 131 00:10:03.279 --> 00:10:07.480 still watching it, isn't it? That's you're jailed? I know? Well, 132 00:10:07.840 --> 00:10:11.519 yeah, you know who should host? Who was funny is John Malaney? 133 00:10:11.960 --> 00:10:13.879 John Laney was hilarious when he got up there. For like his is 134 00:10:13.919 --> 00:10:18.799 that he's a comedian? Okay, because he's kind of well, I don't 135 00:10:18.799 --> 00:10:20.279 know, maybe I'm just not aware of him. But is he fairly new 136 00:10:20.320 --> 00:10:22.919 on the scene? Is he from SNL? Is he like A I don't 137 00:10:22.919 --> 00:10:26.120 think he's that new. He stepped away for a little bit. There was 138 00:10:26.159 --> 00:10:28.720 some sort of controversy. I don't know. It wasn't something he did. 139 00:10:28.759 --> 00:10:30.759 It was just some stuff about him. I can't Maybe it was drugs or 140 00:10:30.759 --> 00:10:33.559 something. I don't know. Okay, he got divorced, but we need 141 00:10:33.559 --> 00:10:39.759 to talk about what the f is up with al Pacino? Oh my god, 142 00:10:39.840 --> 00:10:43.840 Oh dude. He was just hammered. He just super old. They 143 00:10:45.279 --> 00:10:48.360 have open bars out there, and he's like it was the last thing of 144 00:10:48.399 --> 00:10:50.519 the oscars. He've been there all night. I'd have to be hammered to 145 00:10:50.519 --> 00:10:52.360 sit through the oscars. I really really hope that that was it, and 146 00:10:52.399 --> 00:10:56.159 it's not that he's just aging horribly. I would be hammered too if I 147 00:10:56.240 --> 00:11:01.559 was a spot Did they at okay, this is the biggest award of the 148 00:11:01.679 --> 00:11:05.720 night, this is the best picture and they show like he totally watched it, 149 00:11:05.759 --> 00:11:09.360 because don't they usually show clips of each one? Or did my eyes 150 00:11:09.440 --> 00:11:15.039 see and you just watched the delivery? Which you know. I kind of 151 00:11:15.039 --> 00:11:16.080 liked it better that way though, because there was a moment where everyone was 152 00:11:16.120 --> 00:11:20.320 like, what the fuck? I know, right, what's going on? 153 00:11:20.399 --> 00:11:24.240 And even they flashed to who's who's the the other one that's like al Pacino? 154 00:11:24.360 --> 00:11:28.960 Why can't I think of him? The other older action? Yes, 155 00:11:28.360 --> 00:11:31.360 they flashed to him, and I was like, oh, I wonder what 156 00:11:31.440 --> 00:11:35.840 his reaction? Who both had kids in their eightiessh. Also their wives are 157 00:11:35.840 --> 00:11:39.360 like half their ages. Of course, Hey, if al Pacino asked me 158 00:11:39.519 --> 00:11:43.600 to marryam I probably would. Well, you know, the first thing I 159 00:11:43.600 --> 00:11:46.720 did this morning, since I didn't watch them, was googled best and worst 160 00:11:46.759 --> 00:11:54.600 moments. Oh really? Ryan Gosling brought it with I am kid actually did 161 00:11:54.679 --> 00:11:58.440 him and Emily Blunt with their when they did their announcement or the what you 162 00:11:58.480 --> 00:12:03.399 call it where they announced one of the Yes, they did a great job. 163 00:12:03.559 --> 00:12:05.600 They did a really good job on the on. One of the best 164 00:12:05.639 --> 00:12:09.679 moments was John Cena walk out like naked naked. Yes, you know, 165 00:12:11.399 --> 00:12:13.399 it was kind of funny, but it was more weird than it was funny. 166 00:12:13.399 --> 00:12:15.679 And I was like, what is the point? I mean, best 167 00:12:15.679 --> 00:12:18.240 costume might get it. Yeah, yeah, I had a body like that. 168 00:12:18.639 --> 00:12:22.120 I would walk around like that. Oh. Best moment was Arnold Twartz 169 00:12:22.159 --> 00:12:26.399 nigger though and Danny de Vito doing there. That was cute, hilarious And 170 00:12:28.120 --> 00:12:33.320 is there anybody cuter than Emma Stone. She's just the most adorable actress, 171 00:12:33.519 --> 00:12:37.879 real down to earth, seemingly nice person. I know she didn't think she 172 00:12:39.000 --> 00:12:45.240 was gonna win. She was legitimately completely shocked. Oh she won, yeah, 173 00:12:45.360 --> 00:12:50.360 yeah, Best Actress, Oppenheimer walked away with literally Cheryl everything. Let's 174 00:12:50.399 --> 00:12:56.879 see Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actor for Cilly and Murphy, Best 175 00:12:56.919 --> 00:13:01.559 Supporting Actor for Robert Downey Junior. That was a cool really rooting for him, 176 00:13:01.600 --> 00:13:05.480 divine Joy Randolph. That was a great speech too. She was in 177 00:13:05.519 --> 00:13:09.440 the holdovers. She said that, Yeah, she was great she was. 178 00:13:09.080 --> 00:13:13.000 I didn't see the holdovers. It was really it was really good. I'm 179 00:13:13.000 --> 00:13:15.720 assuming she did a good job. I was kind of hoping Emily bluntma win 180 00:13:15.799 --> 00:13:18.159 that one because I thought she did real she did a uncharacteristically good job in 181 00:13:18.200 --> 00:13:22.679 Oppenheimer because she's not usually a huge drama actor. But I still haven't seen 182 00:13:24.000 --> 00:13:26.720 Oppenheimer, and I'm here's why. I barely made it. I didn't even 183 00:13:26.720 --> 00:13:30.639 make it through it. Well, I know I'm gonna love it. I 184 00:13:30.639 --> 00:13:31.480 don't know if you will. But it is a good movie. Well, 185 00:13:31.480 --> 00:13:37.440 it's important. I think it's important. Seemingly, isn't it about the making 186 00:13:37.519 --> 00:13:41.159 of this horrible atomic bomb? Yes? So, I feel like so was 187 00:13:41.200 --> 00:13:46.120 Evil Dead too? And you spent half the movie in the lobby Evil Dead 188 00:13:46.200 --> 00:13:50.200 Rise or Evil Dead Rise? Yeah, side note. You know what I'm 189 00:13:50.200 --> 00:13:56.639 in the middle of watching right now. I watched probably from four thirty to 190 00:13:56.799 --> 00:14:01.600 five thirty this afternoon. Talk to me, Oh yeah, oh, what's 191 00:14:01.639 --> 00:14:07.799 it on? I bought it for five nine something. It's not that scary. 192 00:14:07.919 --> 00:14:13.000 It is freaky, all right, Oh my god? When they okay, 193 00:14:13.120 --> 00:14:15.279 it is good, it is good. I think it was that scary 194 00:14:15.279 --> 00:14:20.279 though. Guess what I watched Anyway Best Original Score Oppenheimer Oh totally does also 195 00:14:20.360 --> 00:14:24.039 everything Oppenheimer one totally deserve too right. And then it was really great when 196 00:14:24.080 --> 00:14:28.919 god Zella minus one one for Best Visual Effects. That was cute. I 197 00:14:28.919 --> 00:14:31.639 was a little upset that the creator didn't win. Gareth Edwards directed that one. 198 00:14:31.679 --> 00:14:35.559 But all right, anyway, okay, when you are done with your 199 00:14:35.600 --> 00:14:41.960 best and worst dress list, I'm going to tell you why this infamous selfie 200 00:14:41.120 --> 00:14:46.080 from the twenty fourteen Oscars that I am in right here is cursed. There's 201 00:14:46.559 --> 00:14:50.960 evidence. But please give us your list of who should you start with? 202 00:14:52.000 --> 00:14:54.559 Yeah, start with the best and then they do the worst, I say 203 00:14:54.559 --> 00:14:56.720 real quick. I actually didn't think this was an egregious year for outfits for 204 00:14:56.759 --> 00:15:01.519 the Oscars, Like everyone seemed pretty tamely they did. Yeah, it wasn't 205 00:15:01.559 --> 00:15:09.000 crazy. I was watching the Red Carpet online and so, my I'm not 206 00:15:09.039 --> 00:15:11.360 going to do this in any particular. Well, yes i am, because 207 00:15:11.720 --> 00:15:16.519 I almost you have the number one for sure. Oh my god. When 208 00:15:16.600 --> 00:15:24.320 she walked out, Zendaya, she's so beautiful, kidding you, she looked 209 00:15:24.360 --> 00:15:30.720 a little different in the face. I thought she was She's so skinny, 210 00:15:30.919 --> 00:15:37.519 she's so thin. This dress was gorgeous. It was so pretty, so 211 00:15:37.519 --> 00:15:41.360 so so pretty. Yeah, so I agree with that. Tom Holland makes 212 00:15:41.440 --> 00:15:46.240 no sense. Oh my god. And she just looks very classy. It 213 00:15:46.320 --> 00:15:48.679 was very and her hair was great. Yeah, it was a very and 214 00:15:48.720 --> 00:15:54.399 these are palm trees on the dress, so I mean it was It was 215 00:15:54.440 --> 00:16:02.639 a beautiful, beautiful dress. I think it was gam Beast. I don't 216 00:16:02.639 --> 00:16:07.159 know. I don't know who daddy is. Then, Emma Stone, you 217 00:16:07.240 --> 00:16:11.720 like the peplum look. I actually really liked it. It did. I 218 00:16:11.799 --> 00:16:17.240 did see this morning. It's very classic Hollywood. Now, this dress I 219 00:16:17.240 --> 00:16:21.480 think was not versace, but anyway, it split up the back as she 220 00:16:21.559 --> 00:16:26.200 was getting up to see her award. That was totally It's probably a twenty 221 00:16:26.200 --> 00:16:30.879 five thousand dollars dress that was not well put together. That's insane to me. 222 00:16:30.960 --> 00:16:36.600 Those things cost so much. Oh, they're so expensive. Care especially 223 00:16:36.879 --> 00:16:40.000 do they pay for them or do they get sponsored by They'll probably get sponsored 224 00:16:40.120 --> 00:16:42.519 like Charlie's Starren was wearing Christian door because all she had to do was say 225 00:16:42.679 --> 00:16:47.639 I'm wearing Christian dere and it's paid for right well, and she is the 226 00:16:47.679 --> 00:16:51.600 face of their true fume line if I was at the Oscars, unless they're 227 00:16:51.639 --> 00:16:55.840 paying me to wear something, I'm wearing like jeans, graphic T shirt and 228 00:16:55.840 --> 00:16:57.759 a blazer and that's what they got. Pay me to wear anything nicer than 229 00:16:57.759 --> 00:17:00.159 that. When I went to the Oscars, what are you wearing? I'm 230 00:17:00.159 --> 00:17:07.920 wearing windsor fashions for cashe Oh no, I was wearing cash Max. Nobody 231 00:17:07.960 --> 00:17:11.039 would know Nordstern. Rac was one time I got a dressed off norths to 232 00:17:11.160 --> 00:17:15.240 rack. Why there you go? Rac is nice. Actually, now this 233 00:17:15.319 --> 00:17:21.480 might be a surprise for everybody, but I thought she looked great. Jodie 234 00:17:21.519 --> 00:17:26.359 Foster looks like a like a prompt, like what parents wear when they supervised 235 00:17:26.359 --> 00:17:30.440 prom I thought she looked fantastic. I thought her when she was in the 236 00:17:30.480 --> 00:17:36.519 audience, she looked great and her face looked great. That dress is very 237 00:17:36.759 --> 00:17:41.680 mom of the brightish it is, I thought for her, she looked fantastic. 238 00:17:41.759 --> 00:17:48.440 I agree with doctor Lector. This I don't do. This is blows 239 00:17:48.519 --> 00:17:52.400 my mind. Okay, so there's not a picture of the back. If 240 00:17:52.440 --> 00:17:56.799 you could have seen the back of this, this is so one of these 241 00:17:56.839 --> 00:18:00.599 actresses is my best dressed. One is my worst us, and they're both 242 00:18:00.640 --> 00:18:06.640 in the upcoming movie Wicked. Cynthia Arrivo. This was an all leather dress. 243 00:18:06.799 --> 00:18:14.680 Beautiful cool. It's a very odd color, emerald green, emerald green, 244 00:18:14.759 --> 00:18:17.880 Wicked. This you know, I can see why she did it, 245 00:18:18.160 --> 00:18:23.279 but the back, you guys look online. I couldn't get any of the 246 00:18:23.319 --> 00:18:29.559 back, but it split and it was like tuxedo tails. Do you know? 247 00:18:30.920 --> 00:18:34.319 I think it was Versaci. I'm not sure, but it was beautiful. 248 00:18:37.359 --> 00:18:44.359 Now the ones that he didn't like can, I'm sorry, Oh god. 249 00:18:45.319 --> 00:18:49.200 I really really like her a lot, and she usually knocks it out 250 00:18:49.200 --> 00:18:56.400 of the park. I hated Charlie's their own in Christian Dior, the most 251 00:18:56.440 --> 00:19:00.960 boring dress ever. It's so boring, washes her out. Makeup is too 252 00:19:02.000 --> 00:19:06.119 severe, the hair is severe, and if you look at the necklace and 253 00:19:06.160 --> 00:19:10.319 the earrings, they all run together. So she's got the necklaces on and 254 00:19:11.039 --> 00:19:15.559 she has a pooch. She does she maybe she's praggy, but but hopefully 255 00:19:15.680 --> 00:19:19.000 I don't seething wrong with that. It's just not great. It just wasn't. 256 00:19:19.720 --> 00:19:22.319 Like Eric said, it kind of washes her out a little bit. 257 00:19:22.359 --> 00:19:27.160 This color. The eyebrows were super severe and the eye makeup was really severe 258 00:19:27.440 --> 00:19:33.519 and it's just lumpy, dumpy and bumpy. It's like a second dumpy bumpy. 259 00:19:33.559 --> 00:19:37.160 I don't like it at all. She is a severe person, oh 260 00:19:37.200 --> 00:19:42.599 man, but she is okay. This could have gone either way. It 261 00:19:42.640 --> 00:19:47.839 could have well, and I think without the sleeping bag, it would have 262 00:19:47.880 --> 00:19:52.160 been a really pretty dress. I knew this was going to happen yet in 263 00:19:52.759 --> 00:20:02.960 Gambista whatever that Gsta ballet or something. The dress itself is very pretty. 264 00:20:03.039 --> 00:20:06.279 That's a lot of volume right there. It just looks like she got stuck 265 00:20:06.319 --> 00:20:10.920 in a cotton candy machine. It's awful. I was dying watching her up 266 00:20:10.920 --> 00:20:12.519 at the microphone, like trying to use her hands and they were buried in 267 00:20:12.599 --> 00:20:17.599 like pillows. I bet, I bet if she was to walk down the 268 00:20:17.599 --> 00:20:22.119 street, there'd be tin cans and their like hair, like probably a condom. 269 00:20:22.240 --> 00:20:23.480 Who knows what would be in there. It's kind of weird to me, 270 00:20:23.599 --> 00:20:30.279 like it's because of the bleach blonde hair, the beach blonde eyebrows, 271 00:20:30.359 --> 00:20:34.599 eyebrows sick. I was like, it was a very very odd it's the 272 00:20:34.640 --> 00:20:38.880 eyebrows. Look. Yes, it was a very and the the makeup was 273 00:20:40.000 --> 00:20:45.599 just pancaked on. Yeah, you can just come. Yes. And she's 274 00:20:45.640 --> 00:20:52.559 another one that's so tiny. Oh, she must be the tiniest thing in 275 00:20:52.000 --> 00:20:56.119 the world in person. Oh my gosh, she's so little on screen. 276 00:20:56.480 --> 00:21:03.920 I this is going to be contra versial. But whatever, Billy Ellish eilish, 277 00:21:04.279 --> 00:21:08.880 eyelish, eyelash in Chanel. She very rarely dresses like, you know, 278 00:21:10.240 --> 00:21:14.039 it's very Billy Eilis. I will say it does. But the socks, 279 00:21:14.519 --> 00:21:18.680 oh, get I couldn't with this thing. The socks aren't uneven. 280 00:21:18.960 --> 00:21:22.000 There ones up, ones down. I'm like, she looks like she's going 281 00:21:22.039 --> 00:21:26.839 to a Catholic schoolgirls formal. I don't know. A beautiful face, She's 282 00:21:26.880 --> 00:21:30.920 got a beautiful face. She looks like she does a math. She looks. 283 00:21:32.480 --> 00:21:34.559 Look at those eyes are so gorgeous. She does have nice eyes, 284 00:21:34.599 --> 00:21:37.640 but she looks as she's gotten older, she looks like kind of unhealthy to 285 00:21:37.680 --> 00:21:41.240 me, like there's something like going on. I feel like I think she 286 00:21:41.519 --> 00:21:45.519 likes that look of that. You know, that's just her persona spread. 287 00:21:45.599 --> 00:21:49.359 She does some heavy drugs. Do you know she has churettes? Don't have 288 00:21:49.400 --> 00:21:53.680 to do with anything. I'm just saying that she is like that's something I 289 00:21:53.720 --> 00:21:57.039 did not know about her. She must not have it super severe. No, 290 00:21:57.359 --> 00:22:00.599 I mean, I don't know. That's just something I heard recently. 291 00:22:00.640 --> 00:22:03.880 I was like, wow, that's pretty amazing to be just like that public 292 00:22:03.440 --> 00:22:07.000 and have something. Her face is just like very gaunt and like kind of 293 00:22:07.319 --> 00:22:11.359 she looks a little sickly to me. It's fine. Okay, Okay, 294 00:22:11.480 --> 00:22:14.839 my fourth worst dress. And I hate to say this because she is always 295 00:22:14.839 --> 00:22:19.680 on my best dress list and I love love lover. She normally can do 296 00:22:19.759 --> 00:22:26.599 no wrong. The face is everything the dress. First of all, I 297 00:22:26.680 --> 00:22:33.119 hate polka dots. Okay, this did me in the minute she stepped out 298 00:22:33.160 --> 00:22:38.559 it Jennifer Lawrence. I couldn't with this. And I don't know if it's 299 00:22:38.599 --> 00:22:45.160 Carolina herre area. I can't remember who it was. It's just so dowdy, 300 00:22:45.000 --> 00:22:49.039 Like, I don't it's got. I don't like the stupid cape or 301 00:22:49.079 --> 00:22:56.160 whatever that stupid thing is. Her face is amazing. Her face is incredible, 302 00:22:56.160 --> 00:22:59.799 and I think she's such a good I just yeah, this isn't I 303 00:22:59.839 --> 00:23:03.480 mean, it's differentyone just saw her naked this year on TV. Yeah, 304 00:23:03.519 --> 00:23:08.880 and she's so young that this was just very I don't know true, yes, 305 00:23:10.079 --> 00:23:14.240 yeah, too old for her. Okay, now here's the thing. 306 00:23:14.480 --> 00:23:19.680 I love her. I love this actress. I loved everything about the look 307 00:23:22.000 --> 00:23:26.960 except for two things. I didn't like the hair. It looked like some 308 00:23:27.200 --> 00:23:33.279 bee's nest on top of her head. And here's the other thing. Even 309 00:23:33.319 --> 00:23:37.200 as a gay man, I know where a woman's vagina is. You don't 310 00:23:37.240 --> 00:23:45.759 need to put like a map on where the badge is. I love Emily 311 00:23:45.880 --> 00:23:52.720 Blunt. She usually gorgeous, is beautiful, funny. Her hair was awful. 312 00:23:52.839 --> 00:24:00.240 The hair was terrible. Read that that is not that bad, actually 313 00:24:00.319 --> 00:24:03.279 kind of actually really pretty. She liked her dress, her hair was I 314 00:24:03.279 --> 00:24:04.960 remember they did a close up of her sday next to John and you could 315 00:24:06.000 --> 00:24:11.559 see like all the flyaways on her Oh no that yeah, I was like, 316 00:24:11.000 --> 00:24:15.680 job. I was like her gay should have whipped that up into shape. 317 00:24:15.240 --> 00:24:18.960 This thing. I was like, come on, I don't need you 318 00:24:19.000 --> 00:24:23.240 to put an arrow on where your lips are back passes. I don't think 319 00:24:23.240 --> 00:24:29.519 it's not that bad. It's not actually actually it's not amazing. I don't 320 00:24:29.519 --> 00:24:33.319 mind it. It looks like her. She told her kid, hey, 321 00:24:33.160 --> 00:24:37.119 just do it design on mommy's dress wherever you want, and the kid was 322 00:24:37.119 --> 00:24:40.799 like, I'll just show everybody where mommy's vagina is. It was awful. 323 00:24:40.799 --> 00:24:42.240 I think it's supposed to be like a medieval like, kind of a Victorian 324 00:24:42.319 --> 00:24:47.920 like medieval. I was even I was even kind of okay with these weird 325 00:24:47.960 --> 00:24:52.920 straps that came up over the shoulders where there was room in between where you 326 00:24:52.920 --> 00:24:56.240 could like pick her up and throw her and maybe that's what people were doing, 327 00:24:56.279 --> 00:24:59.880 and that's where her hair got out of place. Caine. Okay, 328 00:25:00.319 --> 00:25:06.720 now the selfie. Remember this iconic selfie. This was ten years ago. 329 00:25:07.079 --> 00:25:10.799 Wow, Okay, before it Helm Degenerous got canceled. Well, listen to 330 00:25:10.839 --> 00:25:17.440 this. The New York Post is asking is this photo cursed? Because here's 331 00:25:17.480 --> 00:25:22.759 the evidence. This is the list of the carnage. Ellen called out in 332 00:25:22.799 --> 00:25:26.720 twenty twenty article for a toxic work environment on her show. The allegations only 333 00:25:26.720 --> 00:25:32.480 grew from there. She ended the show in twenty twenty two. Kevin Spacey, 334 00:25:32.720 --> 00:25:36.039 where do we even start? He was fired from House of Cards in 335 00:25:36.039 --> 00:25:41.160 twenty seventeen due to sexual assault allegations. He's still never been convicted of anything, 336 00:25:41.200 --> 00:25:45.720 but his career has never recovered. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie filed for 337 00:25:45.759 --> 00:25:49.599 divorce in twenty sixteen, and boy did it get ugly. In fact, 338 00:25:49.680 --> 00:25:56.559 it's still very very ugly. Meryl Streep. Last year, it was revealed 339 00:25:56.599 --> 00:26:03.680 that she and her husband separated her husband Don Gummer in twenty seventeen after forty 340 00:26:03.759 --> 00:26:07.720 years together. That's normal in Hollywood, though, Bradley Cooper, as Meryl 341 00:26:07.759 --> 00:26:12.680 Streep would say in The Devil Ware's Prana, that's all You're not going to 342 00:26:12.680 --> 00:26:17.480 Paris. Here's Bradley Cooper. Now listen to this. He was nominated for 343 00:26:17.519 --> 00:26:22.359 an Oscar that night. He didn't win. He's lost seven more oscars since. 344 00:26:22.920 --> 00:26:27.160 He also lost one in twenty thirteen. He didn't win any for Maestro 345 00:26:27.359 --> 00:26:33.480 last night, so he is oh for twelve, oh for eleven since that, 346 00:26:33.839 --> 00:26:37.079 since this picture has been taken. Leonardo DiCaprio, though, you just 347 00:26:37.079 --> 00:26:42.400 gotta keep trying. Eventually you will get one. Jared Leto He actually won 348 00:26:42.440 --> 00:26:48.759 an Oscar that year for Dallas Buyer's Club, but since then he played the 349 00:26:48.759 --> 00:26:52.759 most universally hated joker in Suicide Squad. That's what they say. And Moru, 350 00:26:52.920 --> 00:27:00.640 what's going on? Julia Roberts in What Where's She Been what's been happening? 351 00:27:00.640 --> 00:27:03.160 Would you? I was in that awful next Flix movie that I hated 352 00:27:03.160 --> 00:27:07.079 so oh with Coming. Is it the one where they were like married? 353 00:27:07.160 --> 00:27:11.640 No? That No, it's that that movie that was made for Netflix, 354 00:27:11.680 --> 00:27:14.359 The End of the World or whatever. Oh, end of the fucking World 355 00:27:14.440 --> 00:27:17.880 or something. Yes. Oh, and then there's this person in the selfie 356 00:27:18.119 --> 00:27:21.839 right here, the one that started the demise of all the celebrities. That's 357 00:27:21.920 --> 00:27:26.400 me and what is my life? Vincents twenty seventy You getting fired was the 358 00:27:26.400 --> 00:27:30.400 worst thing to ever happen to all of them. It's happened in twenty fourteen. 359 00:27:30.440 --> 00:27:33.799 I got blown out in twenty seventeen. This happened. That happened. 360 00:27:33.839 --> 00:27:36.160 This happened, that happened. This happened, that happened, This happened, 361 00:27:36.200 --> 00:27:38.200 that happened. Anyway, So do you believe in curses? Do you believe 362 00:27:38.200 --> 00:27:41.920 that this is a cursed picture with all that evidence? No? Okay, 363 00:27:42.079 --> 00:27:45.279 you know what. I only have one thing to say to you. What 364 00:27:45.759 --> 00:27:48.799 get away from me? Can you sit over there? No, you're stuck 365 00:27:48.799 --> 00:27:51.720 with me. He wants to go to the oscar some days. Yes, 366 00:27:51.759 --> 00:27:55.279 Why I'm rubbing you, I'm rubbing all over. Listen, all my juju, 367 00:27:55.720 --> 00:28:03.200 great, all my curse great BUQ. Actually you know why it's probably 368 00:28:03.279 --> 00:28:06.839 cursed because Jared Leto's in that photo and that man looks like if anyone in 369 00:28:06.839 --> 00:28:08.839 that photo was like a devil worship or something, it would definitely he looks 370 00:28:08.839 --> 00:28:11.160 like he could be it. And that man is in his fifties and he 371 00:28:11.200 --> 00:28:15.240 looks like he could be in his No, he's not google it right now. 372 00:28:15.359 --> 00:28:18.960 No, there's no frigging Jared. Jared Letto is in his fifties. 373 00:28:19.000 --> 00:28:22.640 That's what I'm saying. I mean, I thought Tom Cruise looked good for 374 00:28:22.680 --> 00:28:26.000 his age. Who's what now, sixty one? Sixty? Jared Cruise is 375 00:28:26.039 --> 00:28:32.240 sixty yeah? Wow. Jared Letto literally looks like he's like thirty three. 376 00:28:32.599 --> 00:28:36.599 He's always fifty two. Yeah, he's fifty two. What Tom Cruise I 377 00:28:36.640 --> 00:28:42.079 think is sixty? Wow? Okay, Tom Cruise is sixty one? My 378 00:28:42.160 --> 00:28:48.119 god. Yeah, it's just and again let's bring this up. The Golden 379 00:28:48.160 --> 00:28:52.160 Girls, the TV show. Those ladies were in their fifties, I know, 380 00:28:52.279 --> 00:28:56.519 and they're like white hair and that like that hair do the Grammar hairdoo? 381 00:28:56.599 --> 00:28:59.400 Yep. Yeah, And Jared Letto stopped aging at like twenty one, 382 00:28:59.599 --> 00:29:02.920 So gosh, do you know who he was the youngest of all the Golden 383 00:29:02.960 --> 00:29:10.640 Girls, Stelle Getty, who played Sofia, the really old one them all. 384 00:29:10.720 --> 00:29:11.839 Right. Now, moving on to my New York trip. That's why 385 00:29:11.839 --> 00:29:15.799 we didn't have a show last week. We didn't have any shows because we 386 00:29:17.000 --> 00:29:19.240 I left on a Sunday and I came back on a Thursday, which was 387 00:29:19.319 --> 00:29:23.279 my seventeen year sober birthday. Happy birthday, Thank you, thank you, 388 00:29:23.400 --> 00:29:27.400 thank you. It was really kind of fun being in New York and San 389 00:29:27.440 --> 00:29:32.000 Diego for both, uh, you know, because I landed in San Diego 390 00:29:32.039 --> 00:29:36.000 that day. But anyway, I went to Evan's show, and I just 391 00:29:36.039 --> 00:29:40.200 have to I went every night she was. There was four performances. I 392 00:29:40.240 --> 00:29:44.480 went to three of the performances because one of them was too late at night. 393 00:29:45.240 --> 00:29:47.759 And I just have to say. I know, I'm her mom, 394 00:29:48.079 --> 00:29:55.160 so I'm super duper biased. I realize this, but she I have no 395 00:29:55.319 --> 00:30:03.440 words for how much she has grown as an actress in a year. It 396 00:30:03.559 --> 00:30:08.720 is outstanding. Like she I couldn't. I didn't. When she walked out 397 00:30:08.720 --> 00:30:11.599 on stage, it was a little bit dark, and she was from it 398 00:30:11.640 --> 00:30:14.640 was from behind. I'm like, well, that's not Evan. She doesn't 399 00:30:14.640 --> 00:30:18.240 stand like that, she doesn't move like that. The lights went on, 400 00:30:18.319 --> 00:30:22.440 she turns around. It's Evan. That's what they they that's what she's learning, 401 00:30:22.519 --> 00:30:27.680 like how to the nuances of acting, and it's so much shows and 402 00:30:27.759 --> 00:30:30.880 oh my god, I was so proud of her. And this girl comes 403 00:30:30.960 --> 00:30:34.720 up to me after the show is one of her classmates, I guess, 404 00:30:34.759 --> 00:30:38.599 and said, are you Evan's mom? And I said yes, and she 405 00:30:38.720 --> 00:30:45.039 said, I just want to tell you that Evan is the nicest, kindest, 406 00:30:45.240 --> 00:30:52.119 most authentic, wonderful person. She started crying. And she has made 407 00:30:52.240 --> 00:30:56.759 my time here at Fordham so wonderful. And I can't thank you enough for 408 00:30:56.799 --> 00:31:00.440 a birthday her and like all this stuff. I was like, Okay, 409 00:31:02.079 --> 00:31:03.519 that is the greatest thing a parent could ever hear. So thank you for 410 00:31:03.720 --> 00:31:07.759 coming up and telling me that. Did you have to book your head for 411 00:31:07.799 --> 00:31:11.480 a different flight, like a private flight because it was so big? No, 412 00:31:11.200 --> 00:31:15.480 wait, I'm getting to the flight. I'm getting to the flight brutal. 413 00:31:15.839 --> 00:31:22.839 I'm just telling you, Evan, just I'm just so proud. I 414 00:31:22.920 --> 00:31:25.279 know I'm biased, I know I'm biased, but come on, I saw 415 00:31:25.319 --> 00:31:32.680 a video. Didn't think, are you talking about Laura's video? I wasn't 416 00:31:32.720 --> 00:31:37.000 allowed to video the performance, so I didn't know I was forbidden. Evan 417 00:31:37.039 --> 00:31:40.880 said, Mom, I'm not even kidding this time. Please don't, because 418 00:31:40.920 --> 00:31:44.839 I always do it secretly and I'm never supposed to every single one I've done. 419 00:31:45.720 --> 00:31:48.839 But this time she said, Mom, I'm dead serious, Please don't. 420 00:31:48.000 --> 00:31:52.000 And so I abided by her rules and I didn't film it even though 421 00:31:52.000 --> 00:31:57.559 I wanted to. Okay, So I went with my friend I'm going to 422 00:31:57.640 --> 00:32:07.319 call her Meg, and she has a kind of a busted ankle because something 423 00:32:07.359 --> 00:32:09.279 fell on her ankle a while ago, and she has a hard time walking. 424 00:32:10.240 --> 00:32:15.440 So we got her a wheelchair to take her because LaGuardia is huge and 425 00:32:15.480 --> 00:32:20.079 it takes forever to get from one i to the other side. And it 426 00:32:20.160 --> 00:32:22.599 was cool because we were able to board first and everything, and it was 427 00:32:22.720 --> 00:32:29.000 good for her so she didn't have to walk. Well, I was the 428 00:32:29.000 --> 00:32:32.400 one pushing the wheelchair. I must say, your forearms are massive. No, 429 00:32:34.279 --> 00:32:37.119 this is funny. At the ant the way back, we were sitting 430 00:32:37.359 --> 00:32:44.440 in one of the terminal and we're in the wrong terminal. I'm like, 431 00:32:44.480 --> 00:32:46.559 oh crap, this is going to Cankon. We're not going to CanCon. 432 00:32:46.559 --> 00:32:52.319 We're going to San Diego. So let's get you know, I piled stuff 433 00:32:52.359 --> 00:32:53.440 on top of her. I'm like, all right, let's go. So 434 00:32:53.480 --> 00:32:58.240 I start pushing the chair and it is so hard to push, and I'm 435 00:32:58.279 --> 00:33:00.759 like, oh my god, which stuff did you pile on your lap? 436 00:33:01.039 --> 00:33:05.519 I go, my legs are burning. I don't think I'm gonna make it 437 00:33:05.240 --> 00:33:09.440 to Gate forty. I'm pushing so hard and I'm going, and we're going, 438 00:33:09.480 --> 00:33:13.480 and my legs are burning. I'm like, what is going on? 439 00:33:13.680 --> 00:33:16.920 This guy comes running over before the seat. He goes, you might want 440 00:33:16.960 --> 00:33:24.119 to release the break. Yeah. I was like, you've got to be 441 00:33:24.200 --> 00:33:31.640 kidding me. Oh my god. We get so luckily we got to board 442 00:33:32.000 --> 00:33:35.880 first. Yeah. I have one thing to interject here. I have a 443 00:33:36.000 --> 00:33:40.440 lipstick on my teeth. No, what at least you're getting practice because you'll 444 00:33:40.440 --> 00:33:47.079 be able to do that for me and remember oh those so on that same 445 00:33:47.119 --> 00:33:52.400 flight the way home, we first to boards. We picked the second row 446 00:33:52.519 --> 00:33:55.599 because you can put yourself under, so it's just me, it's her and 447 00:33:55.640 --> 00:34:00.960 then me, and then the flight attendant comes over and she goes, we 448 00:34:01.039 --> 00:34:05.480 have an unattended minor. Do you mind if he sits next to you by 449 00:34:05.519 --> 00:34:08.320 the window. I'm like, no problem, it's not a problem at all. 450 00:34:08.800 --> 00:34:16.719 This little boy comes home five years old Lorenzo for three and a half 451 00:34:16.760 --> 00:34:24.880 hours, does not stop talking to me, asking me questions, wanting me 452 00:34:24.920 --> 00:34:29.559 to play video games with them, and doing this. Wait, wait, 453 00:34:30.559 --> 00:34:34.159 hold on, hold on, hold on. I was like, ohm, 454 00:34:34.199 --> 00:34:36.440 like, oh my god, go to you know what would be so great? 455 00:34:36.559 --> 00:34:39.960 You know what's so fun when you take a nap and you wake up, 456 00:34:39.960 --> 00:34:45.679 you're gonna be home. It's gonna be awesome. He orders a coke, 457 00:34:45.119 --> 00:34:50.639 of course for his little drink and she gives it to him, or 458 00:34:50.719 --> 00:34:53.199 you a vodcast, you goes. The only thing that would have been better, 459 00:34:53.760 --> 00:34:58.840 The only thing is if he would have gotten sick in the air. 460 00:34:59.199 --> 00:35:04.079 Oh. I was very much thinking about that. I'm like, oh, 461 00:35:04.119 --> 00:35:07.400 here's a kid. He probably just had too much to eat or too much 462 00:35:07.440 --> 00:35:10.320 candy, and he's gonna puke on me. Yeah, not on the bag 463 00:35:10.599 --> 00:35:15.840 on me. He was the cutest little kid though, But oh my god, 464 00:35:15.840 --> 00:35:19.559 is that flight felt like seven hours? I bet who sends a five 465 00:35:19.639 --> 00:35:22.800 year old to fly by himself? Though? That's crazy? But this kid 466 00:35:22.920 --> 00:35:29.159 I'm got I gotta tell you, was like ten in his mannerisms. And 467 00:35:29.400 --> 00:35:32.159 well, when you have parents that are not together and one lives in Houston 468 00:35:32.199 --> 00:35:35.400 and one lives in San Diego, I mean, what are you gonna do? 469 00:35:35.599 --> 00:35:38.920 I mean, it's kind of tough themself. Well, he has this 470 00:35:39.039 --> 00:35:43.679 little thing and they have their I mean, they're they're very good about pepper 471 00:35:44.800 --> 00:35:49.679 a gun tu be Oh the little like a lanyard thing that he has to 472 00:35:49.719 --> 00:35:51.880 wear. Whatever. I know, five years old, I know, I 473 00:35:51.960 --> 00:35:53.519 know. Just wait till we go to New York. Now I've now, 474 00:35:53.559 --> 00:35:58.199 I've got an idea of what I'm going. Okay, but we had an 475 00:35:58.239 --> 00:36:01.360 absolute blast. If you ever go to New York and stay at the Sheridan 476 00:36:01.440 --> 00:36:06.400 Times Square, it's close to everything, It's walking distance to everything. It's 477 00:36:06.559 --> 00:36:08.519 right there in Times Square, which is like electric. I know it's very 478 00:36:08.559 --> 00:36:12.559 touristy and like, oh my god, Time Square, but wow, the 479 00:36:12.599 --> 00:36:15.960 minute you go down there at night, like it doesn't matter what time it 480 00:36:15.000 --> 00:36:17.760 is, it doesn't matter how tired you are when you're there, it's just 481 00:36:17.800 --> 00:36:22.440 like, Wow, this is the center of the world. It's really cool. 482 00:36:22.760 --> 00:36:27.760 So we had a great time and somehow. Oh, I know how. 483 00:36:28.519 --> 00:36:31.599 We go into an Ordstrom, the flagship store of New York City, 484 00:36:34.000 --> 00:36:37.079 and this guy where we were looking for lipstick for her. This guy comes 485 00:36:37.079 --> 00:36:44.480 over and he goes, are you I know who you are? You're you're 486 00:36:44.559 --> 00:36:49.400 famous. I was wearing a ball cap, a big jacket and sunglasses and 487 00:36:49.440 --> 00:36:52.440 my hair looked like this. I'm like, oh, you're that's nice, 488 00:36:52.480 --> 00:36:54.239 thank you, but no, you know, and he's like, no, 489 00:36:54.239 --> 00:37:00.639 no, no, you're this is how you got me. Okay. Half 490 00:37:00.639 --> 00:37:07.199 hour later, I bought not one, but two fifty dollars Prada lipsticks. 491 00:37:07.599 --> 00:37:12.480 I have not missed to spending one hundred dollars on two lipsticks. Wait what 492 00:37:12.960 --> 00:37:16.159 hold? I'm so confused because he flattered me so much and talked to me 493 00:37:16.280 --> 00:37:22.000 and like magically like hypnotized me. I'm sorry, a salesman, miss pretended 494 00:37:22.000 --> 00:37:24.679 that you were famous, and so you spend one hundred bucks on lipstick? 495 00:37:24.920 --> 00:37:29.840 It worked? You should have said, what bitch? Whatever he did? 496 00:37:29.960 --> 00:37:32.119 Like I got, I was flattered. I don't know he was a good 497 00:37:32.159 --> 00:37:37.079 salesperson. Oh this lipstick is the best thing ever? Am I wearing it 498 00:37:37.079 --> 00:37:39.239 tonight? No, that dude's laughing at you. You're a schmuck. Fifty 499 00:37:39.280 --> 00:37:43.360 dollars. I didn't need to be spending fifty dollars on one lipstick. I've 500 00:37:43.360 --> 00:37:45.239 got a dinner I would like to invite you to. Oh, you are 501 00:37:45.320 --> 00:37:51.760 so stunned for schmuck. I mean I am a schmuck. I'm a total 502 00:37:51.880 --> 00:37:54.239 schmuck. Anyway, I got something you might be interested in, though you 503 00:37:54.239 --> 00:37:59.440 look like bo Derek. It's a grand piano. It's only five grand. 504 00:38:00.039 --> 00:38:01.920 All the famous people have him. And since you're a famous person, you 505 00:38:02.119 --> 00:38:06.800 have to have one. Wait, who wanted one? Are you being serious 506 00:38:06.880 --> 00:38:09.840 right now? Are you interested? Not for five grand? Well? Do 507 00:38:09.880 --> 00:38:15.760 you know anybody's selling a piano that can ship it to Oregon? Now somebody 508 00:38:15.760 --> 00:38:17.400 I know an Oregon wants a piano for five Maybe? No? Anyway, 509 00:38:17.440 --> 00:38:21.559 Yeah, I know, right, But I just want to say it was 510 00:38:21.599 --> 00:38:23.159 really, really great seeing Evan, and I'm not going to see her again 511 00:38:23.199 --> 00:38:28.800 for I don't know she's She claims she's not coming home this summer because you 512 00:38:28.840 --> 00:38:32.400 know why her boyfriend. Yes, I'm sure that's and he is. I 513 00:38:32.440 --> 00:38:39.519 met him. He is a doll. I approve he treats her like a 514 00:38:39.599 --> 00:38:44.320 queen. He looks at her like she is like everything in the world to 515 00:38:44.360 --> 00:38:49.480 him. It was just really special, like I look at you. Not 516 00:38:49.719 --> 00:38:59.559 quite anyway, it was an awesome trip and and I just thank you Meg 517 00:38:59.760 --> 00:39:02.280 for everything you did to make it happen. And she's a doll. She's 518 00:39:02.320 --> 00:39:06.719 the best We had. We laughed our asses off. Oh I bet, 519 00:39:06.880 --> 00:39:09.519 oh my god, did we get into some wacky situations. But anyway, 520 00:39:10.400 --> 00:39:14.679 all right, coming up on Thursday shows. Oh wait a minute, I 521 00:39:14.760 --> 00:39:19.480 have something for you, a present or something to say to me. I 522 00:39:19.519 --> 00:39:24.400 have something to tell you that I just forgot. Is it going to upset 523 00:39:24.480 --> 00:39:30.000 me? Or is it happy? It's probably it made me very happy. 524 00:39:30.039 --> 00:39:37.519 What So on Friday, I was a Thursday, I wasn't super super hungry, 525 00:39:37.559 --> 00:39:39.280 so I think I had a salad for dinner. So Friday I was 526 00:39:39.360 --> 00:39:43.840 running here and said, I was like, I'm starving, And it was 527 00:39:43.880 --> 00:39:45.559 about eleven thirty in the morning, and I thought, if I don't need 528 00:39:45.679 --> 00:39:51.880 something soon, I'm gonna get angry. Huh. So there's a place in 529 00:39:51.920 --> 00:39:54.159 Mission Valley, there's several in San Diego. It's called Keidoba. Yes, 530 00:39:54.199 --> 00:39:58.159 I've heard of it. They Yeah, they have really good food. They 531 00:39:58.199 --> 00:40:01.559 do healthy Mexican food. Well, they have the and since you eat there, 532 00:40:01.960 --> 00:40:07.079 you'll know they have on their sign that you know, for an extra 533 00:40:07.320 --> 00:40:10.119 two ninety five or something, you can upgrade your meal and get the tortilla 534 00:40:10.199 --> 00:40:15.039 chips that are delicious, by the way, and their caeso and they have 535 00:40:15.039 --> 00:40:19.320 a spicy caso in a regular caeso, and then you can get a drink. 536 00:40:20.079 --> 00:40:22.000 So I've been going there since it opened, and I get the same 537 00:40:22.119 --> 00:40:27.440 thing every time because I don't eat meat. Karen story, I'm waiting for 538 00:40:27.440 --> 00:40:32.159 you to get something. So the casa wasn't spicy enough, so I sent 539 00:40:32.199 --> 00:40:37.800 a letter to the Well, you've got part of it right. Oh yeah, 540 00:40:37.880 --> 00:40:43.760 So I've ordered the same thing every time I go in. I order 541 00:40:43.800 --> 00:40:47.639 a bean and cheese burrito with a little dalp of caeso on it, and 542 00:40:47.679 --> 00:40:51.480 then I upgrade my meal and I get the tortilla chips, the caeso, 543 00:40:51.559 --> 00:40:57.159 and a drink. Okay, never ever, ever have I had a problem 544 00:40:58.000 --> 00:41:05.599 until Friday, and possibly could have happened to make him and I want to 545 00:41:05.639 --> 00:41:09.719 talk about it. Let me tell you. So I get up to the 546 00:41:09.760 --> 00:41:14.199 register everybody else and they're very nice in there. Get up to the register 547 00:41:14.280 --> 00:41:19.280 and the woman goes anything else and I go, uh, yeah, I'd 548 00:41:19.280 --> 00:41:25.760 like to upgrade my meal. No, and I'm like, I'm sorry what 549 00:41:25.880 --> 00:41:30.159 and she goes, we don't do that, and I said, I'm sorry. 550 00:41:30.320 --> 00:41:35.639 I come in here all the time and I I've never had a problem. 551 00:41:35.840 --> 00:41:39.280 I just want to upgrade it. No, and I said I don't 552 00:41:39.360 --> 00:41:44.199 understand, and she goes, you have to order protein with it, not 553 00:41:44.400 --> 00:41:47.559 just a burrito of being a geez burriedo. And I go, that doesn't 554 00:41:47.599 --> 00:41:52.440 make any sense. The sign says what difference does it make? And she 555 00:41:52.519 --> 00:41:57.360 goes, we don't do that, and I said since when? And I 556 00:41:57.440 --> 00:42:00.559 go, they do it every single time for me, and she goes like 557 00:42:00.679 --> 00:42:06.599 she literally looks at me and goes, ugh, rolls her eyes, types 558 00:42:06.639 --> 00:42:10.880 it in the machine and then she goes, I'm never doing this again for 559 00:42:12.039 --> 00:42:17.000 you. And I I'm like, Jesus, what you know. So I'm 560 00:42:17.280 --> 00:42:22.480 completely like what I said, I don't understand. Where on your sign does 561 00:42:22.519 --> 00:42:24.880 it say that. She goes, oh, it says it, and I 562 00:42:24.920 --> 00:42:30.280 said, okay, where because I'm reading it right now and it does not 563 00:42:30.320 --> 00:42:32.199 say that. So she's like, well, I'm never doing it again. 564 00:42:32.599 --> 00:42:37.000 And I said Okay, then I guess I'm never coming here again. And 565 00:42:37.079 --> 00:42:40.960 so she oh, no, I bet she was so hurt when she could 566 00:42:42.000 --> 00:42:44.559 have cared. She could probably would have let me on fire and not cared. 567 00:42:44.960 --> 00:42:51.880 So she literally throw slides the bag across the counter at me and stands 568 00:42:51.880 --> 00:42:54.119 there and looks at me and Mama, can I get my drink? So 569 00:42:54.159 --> 00:43:00.159 she literally goes she goes never again. So I turn around and there was 570 00:43:00.159 --> 00:43:02.519 a couple of people in there and they're looking at me like, just what 571 00:43:02.559 --> 00:43:05.760 did you do? So I get my drink and I'm all, you might 572 00:43:05.800 --> 00:43:07.199 want to change your sign, and she goes, oh we are, we 573 00:43:07.239 --> 00:43:12.360 are? So I, oh god, here we go, now here we 574 00:43:12.400 --> 00:43:15.039 go? Here, here we go. As I'm walking out, I'm all, 575 00:43:15.079 --> 00:43:17.079 and what's your name? And she turned around. One wouldn't tell me, 576 00:43:17.639 --> 00:43:23.239 so I call the corporate office. Oh god, eg And she was 577 00:43:23.280 --> 00:43:27.960 probably being shitty to you because you're kind of shitty. No, I was. 578 00:43:28.119 --> 00:43:30.559 You're a little shitty, you know, but you always you know. 579 00:43:30.599 --> 00:43:31.880 I actually like, I'm sorry, we don't do that that protein and he's 580 00:43:31.920 --> 00:43:37.800 like, you are no, it's so rude. Did you just say you 581 00:43:37.840 --> 00:43:39.480 just say that? I did? With God? Is my witness on a 582 00:43:39.519 --> 00:43:44.079 stack of bibles. I did not because I didn't understand what was happening. 583 00:43:44.159 --> 00:43:46.079 I was just like, you do have a kind of a bitch face, 584 00:43:46.800 --> 00:43:51.320 not meaning to, but you do. I was, I was being super 585 00:43:51.360 --> 00:43:54.519 super nice, and I don't. I'm just wondering, because it always happens 586 00:43:54.559 --> 00:43:58.440 here if you invite it a little bit. I asked them to pull the 587 00:43:58.480 --> 00:44:07.599 security camera. I'm sure to see so I want no. I did not, 588 00:44:07.639 --> 00:44:14.199 So I call the corporate office and it gives you two. It gives 589 00:44:14.239 --> 00:44:17.599 you an email address that did not go to anywhere. It bounced back because 590 00:44:17.639 --> 00:44:22.280 they forgot to add the AD symbol. You didn't know to add the ad 591 00:44:22.360 --> 00:44:27.840 well, I know they said it was it was whatever dot whatever dot com 592 00:44:28.199 --> 00:44:34.519 and I'm like, Kindova corporate office. Yeah. So then it says like, 593 00:44:34.599 --> 00:44:37.320 if you want to be removed from our mailing list, press one, 594 00:44:37.599 --> 00:44:40.239 blah blah blah, press two for customers or three for customer service. So 595 00:44:40.480 --> 00:44:45.800 I pushed three. It goes to a voicemail that is completely full and you 596 00:44:45.840 --> 00:44:47.320 can't leave a message, so it hangs up on you. So I call 597 00:44:47.440 --> 00:44:52.719 the store and the girl picks up, and I'm all Hi, Dode, 598 00:44:52.719 --> 00:44:55.199 what's your number for corporate? And she goes look it up online? Click, 599 00:44:57.360 --> 00:45:06.320 So now it is. So I figured it out. I go online 600 00:45:06.599 --> 00:45:10.119 and I I it says, if he's really obsessed, you've probably spent like 601 00:45:10.239 --> 00:45:15.079 two hours on social media. Now the hamster wheel was spinning and I couldn't 602 00:45:15.079 --> 00:45:21.199 get off. I was like, oh no, this is going to be 603 00:45:21.239 --> 00:45:25.480 made right, like you know. So I fill out like this little comment 604 00:45:25.639 --> 00:45:30.119 thing and I send it in. Well, I didn't feel like that was 605 00:45:30.199 --> 00:45:34.840 good enough because the number didn't go anywhere, the email didn't go anywhere. 606 00:45:34.920 --> 00:45:38.320 So I decided to put the AT symbol into the email and I copied and 607 00:45:38.360 --> 00:45:44.000 pasted it. I had a response back within like an hour, and they're 608 00:45:44.079 --> 00:45:51.280 like, uh, we're sending the district manager down there, and what's your 609 00:45:51.880 --> 00:45:58.280 your q Doba account and we'll upload it with a bunch of you Wow. 610 00:45:59.079 --> 00:46:01.719 So squeaky wheel, there you go. Yes, squeaky wheel, get shut 611 00:46:01.800 --> 00:46:07.239 the fuck up. Why so a he has a Cadoba accounts? Yes, 612 00:46:07.280 --> 00:46:10.280 that's pretty common, okay, And do you know how much you put in 613 00:46:10.320 --> 00:46:16.280 there? I think fifty bucks all right, just for your blood boiling. 614 00:46:16.360 --> 00:46:21.880 And I wonder if she got reprimanded or if you got her fired, well, 615 00:46:23.559 --> 00:46:27.280 well whatever, you don't know. I don't know. We don't hope 616 00:46:27.280 --> 00:46:30.280 anybody gets fired. But that that she's kind of being a ship d She 617 00:46:30.320 --> 00:46:32.079 wished she was being a bitch. According to Eric story, Yeah, she 618 00:46:32.159 --> 00:46:36.480 was being a bitch. They are to know if you had have been there, 619 00:46:36.519 --> 00:46:37.840 you would have agreed with me. I bet I would have. I'm 620 00:46:37.840 --> 00:46:42.079 wondering if you enter it kind of a state of like rage to do psychosis 621 00:46:42.079 --> 00:46:45.920 where everything is slightly different. No, because I don't do that anymore. 622 00:46:45.639 --> 00:46:50.480 I used to think he did. He used to be a lot or not 623 00:46:50.760 --> 00:46:52.920 a lot, and she put a gun and she shot at me. I 624 00:46:52.960 --> 00:46:55.880 would have been I would have jumped over that Oh, I would have jumped 625 00:46:55.880 --> 00:47:00.280 over that counter and he there would have been fisticuffs first, like police probably 626 00:47:00.280 --> 00:47:04.400 would have been called. Yeah, or there would have been video cameras out 627 00:47:04.960 --> 00:47:09.320 videoing you. Or I'm very polite and I'm very very nice to wait staff. 628 00:47:09.360 --> 00:47:14.920 I always tip, well you do, yeah, so I and I 629 00:47:14.960 --> 00:47:21.840 didn't you tend to have a tone when you ask a question sometimes Well I'm 630 00:47:21.920 --> 00:47:24.559 just saying no, not not this time. I didn't because I just so 631 00:47:25.159 --> 00:47:31.639 I was so completely Maybe she confused your confusion for like, wait no, 632 00:47:31.719 --> 00:47:37.119 because I was just like what, like I didn't get And then of course 633 00:47:37.159 --> 00:47:39.880 the sweet little girl that made my food kind of looked at me and kind 634 00:47:39.880 --> 00:47:43.360 of looked at her, and I said, don't you do that? And 635 00:47:43.440 --> 00:47:47.000 secretly when no, I already have my food. Oh you already had it. 636 00:47:47.079 --> 00:47:52.119 Yeah, Oh my god, oh my god. I love I don't 637 00:47:52.119 --> 00:47:58.480 know what the thing. I love Eric calling corporate businesses, business, corporate 638 00:47:58.599 --> 00:48:02.280 headquarters all day long. I could hear these stories and let me just say 639 00:48:02.280 --> 00:48:07.679 that it's done. Let me just tell you one more thing. It wasn't 640 00:48:07.719 --> 00:48:10.679 the first time this week that I had to call the corporate Jesus. Okay, 641 00:48:10.840 --> 00:48:14.079 so you must be part of the problem, is all I'm saying. 642 00:48:14.440 --> 00:48:17.119 No, I'm part of the solution because I look all the people out there 643 00:48:17.159 --> 00:48:21.480 that don't like he may be helping others. I had to call Uber the 644 00:48:21.559 --> 00:48:24.920 other day. Begause, I got I went and saw the Michael Jackson musical. 645 00:48:25.000 --> 00:48:31.559 Okay, wait no, he called Uber because what happened? I called 646 00:48:31.559 --> 00:48:35.239 an uber? Huh? And he showed up and I said, I'm on 647 00:48:35.320 --> 00:48:38.000 my way out, and he canceled the ride. Well they do that sometimes, 648 00:48:38.079 --> 00:48:40.719 yeah, but then he charged me for it. Oh's And I was 649 00:48:40.760 --> 00:48:43.960 like, no, no, I think you're supposed to be there when they 650 00:48:44.000 --> 00:48:46.000 pull up. No, you can. I was texting the guy because he 651 00:48:46.039 --> 00:48:51.639 said he preferred to be text and it said he was coming in two minutes, 652 00:48:51.719 --> 00:48:53.920 and then within like fifty seconds he was there. Okay, And so 653 00:48:54.000 --> 00:48:58.199 I was like, oh, I'm on my way down, and so in 654 00:48:58.239 --> 00:49:00.960 a nutshell, did you and did you get anything? I did? Did 655 00:49:00.960 --> 00:49:04.920 you get your money back or anything else? No? Just got my money 656 00:49:04.920 --> 00:49:08.039 back, okay, all right? Twice? Oh no, no, no, 657 00:49:08.039 --> 00:49:12.800 no, there was a third time. Seriously, who else can there 658 00:49:13.039 --> 00:49:16.039 possibly be? The log We're a little bit ready this week? No, 659 00:49:16.280 --> 00:49:20.880 I was on there's no one this week. You know, I know where 660 00:49:20.960 --> 00:49:25.320 every cent of my money is. Eric does know where that some times I've 661 00:49:25.320 --> 00:49:30.199 called a corporate number in my past lifetime zero and you've called it three times 662 00:49:30.199 --> 00:49:34.639 this week? Oh my god. It's endless than what he's done over the 663 00:49:35.039 --> 00:49:39.400 since I've known him, saying and percent of the time the outcome is good. 664 00:49:39.719 --> 00:49:43.480 Well yeah, because it takes a minute sometimes. As someone who has 665 00:49:43.519 --> 00:49:45.639 dealt with those types of customers. Even if they are I'm stand the wrong. 666 00:49:45.679 --> 00:49:47.679 They always have a good outcome, so they come back and give us 667 00:49:47.719 --> 00:49:52.639 more money. So I would I would never do it if I knew that 668 00:49:52.719 --> 00:49:57.000 I was slightly in the wrong. Okay, that's what they all say. 669 00:49:57.840 --> 00:50:02.400 No is the third one worth mentioning? Was there a solution? Yes, 670 00:50:04.280 --> 00:50:07.239 in your favor? You know what company just did? It? Was? 671 00:50:07.559 --> 00:50:12.440 It was an It was an online company that I ordered something from and part 672 00:50:12.480 --> 00:50:15.039 of the order went to my current address. Part of the order went to 673 00:50:15.079 --> 00:50:23.559 my old address, and USPS did not forward it even though so you called 674 00:50:23.679 --> 00:50:29.559 USPS, the United States Postal Service, you called the boss, you called 675 00:50:29.599 --> 00:50:36.079 Joe Biden the boss, And how did you just change? Did they give 676 00:50:36.119 --> 00:50:39.159 you anything? Huh? Did they give you anything? What? Free mail? 677 00:50:39.719 --> 00:50:42.639 I don't know what do they do? What did they just say? 678 00:50:42.639 --> 00:50:45.000 Okay, sorry? No, I got refunded for the package. Oh, 679 00:50:45.079 --> 00:50:47.360 because that nobody could figure out where it was. And I was like, 680 00:50:49.039 --> 00:50:52.440 well where my old address? They don't have it. So they refunded you 681 00:50:52.480 --> 00:50:58.920 what you bought, the amount for what I paid. I love Eric, 682 00:50:59.159 --> 00:51:04.239 I love you, this makes you you? This is like so perfect. 683 00:51:04.679 --> 00:51:08.840 Three times in one week, three times. Big corporations say that's a record 684 00:51:09.559 --> 00:51:14.519 record. But hey, you're you're three for three. You'll be it next 685 00:51:14.519 --> 00:51:15.559 week. I am, oh, yeah, you will call for four next 686 00:51:15.599 --> 00:51:20.039 week? Okay, speaking well, not next week, but speaking of well, 687 00:51:20.079 --> 00:51:24.480 we weren't even speaking of but our next episode on Thursday. Okay, 688 00:51:24.679 --> 00:51:30.440 you know the neighborhood app Yes, okay, each one of us here on 689 00:51:30.480 --> 00:51:34.239 the show, Me, Eric, producer, Brian, we each live in 690 00:51:34.360 --> 00:51:37.840 very different neighborhoods, yes, and so I thought it would be funny if 691 00:51:37.840 --> 00:51:44.840 we did the Not So Neighborly Neighborhood News and read a couple of the posts 692 00:51:44.880 --> 00:51:49.320 on like where Brian lives, where you live, and where I live, 693 00:51:49.719 --> 00:51:54.239 and see how different it is the not so neighborly neighborhood News. Come on, 694 00:51:54.599 --> 00:51:59.920 by the way, what I found right before I came here today. 695 00:51:59.920 --> 00:52:04.760 I just happen to get a notification and it is a good one. Oh, 696 00:52:04.840 --> 00:52:06.760 a new one. Yeah, so I'm going to read it. Oh 697 00:52:06.840 --> 00:52:12.440 my gosh, I can't wait to hear Brian's I know, because I know, 698 00:52:12.599 --> 00:52:15.559 well, like it's just because it's going to be so different than not 699 00:52:15.599 --> 00:52:19.840 as far out there as you think. It's not all cows. There's actually 700 00:52:19.880 --> 00:52:22.119 no cows. Well, there's maybe a couple of horses. But I'm thinking 701 00:52:22.119 --> 00:52:25.840 there's not like a lot of things that happen in my neighborhood that go on 702 00:52:25.920 --> 00:52:29.840 in your neighborhood. This is what I'm saying. We'll see, we'll see, 703 00:52:29.880 --> 00:52:30.960 we'll see. So we're going to have the nots of neighborly news, 704 00:52:31.480 --> 00:52:37.360 and I'm going to tell you all about a fantastic new product that I just 705 00:52:37.519 --> 00:52:42.199 okay, love it. Well, that's it. Thank you guys so much 706 00:52:42.239 --> 00:52:46.079 for joining us live live, and thank you for listening after the fact on 707 00:52:46.239 --> 00:52:50.800 all platforms. Why are you leaning away from me? No, this is 708 00:52:50.800 --> 00:52:55.519 comfortable. I'm comfortable. It looks like, actually think you're trying to get 709 00:52:55.519 --> 00:52:59.800 away from me. Do you know why I'm doing that because my microphone is 710 00:52:59.840 --> 00:53:05.559 right here. Anyway, love you, and thank you guys for come listening 711 00:53:05.599 --> 00:53:08.119 and everything. And I'm glad to see both of you so much. I 712 00:53:08.119 --> 00:53:14.199 missed you both a lot. I did. And with that, thank you, 713 00:53:16.039 --> 00:53:22.440 Oh God, love your podcast. I love you and I've missed you 714 00:53:22.519 --> 00:53:24.679 so much. I thank you, thank you, and you look very beautiful. 715 00:53:24.880 --> 00:53:27.960 Thank you. If you might want to talk to you you look very 716 00:53:27.960 --> 00:53:34.400 beautiful. Thank you, Oh my god. Love your podcast. Good Greece. 717 00:53:34.599 --> 00:53:39.480 I love you, my sweet babes. Bye bye, guys, Bye bye.