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way it is, Danny. Some sad news to start with. Chris Mortenson
of ESPN passed away seventy two. Now. I thought he had left to
deal with health. Yeah, he's had you not again, off again battle
with cancer. I didn't realize he had passed away. No, I think
it just just now, is bro Yeah? Is that what my update was.
I'll put a picture up of Chris Mortenson in case you you say,
oh, I think I know that name and I don't know, but it's
it's up on the screen now and you can seventy yeah, seventy two years
old. But he was a football analyst. He's always have money. We'll
go to Morton. Yeah, yeah, right now it looks like the Dolphins
are going to Was he a big Patriots fan, Kevin? I thought he
did a lot of stuff with Patriots. I'm not sure to be honest with
that. He covered the Falcons for he wrote for the Atlanta Journal Constitution,
Okay, and then he got big with all the other NFL clubs, Like
he kind of took over the spot where Will McDonough was, where he was
the guy who kind of had all the contacts and all the intel in the
NFL. I mean, there was a period where the guys like fred Edelstein
were supposed to be fred Edelstein my favorite. I don't even know who that
is. Well, no, no, he's here. Well, here's where
I'm going with this. This guy fred Edelstein was like like with the mob
and stuff, and he got into some trouble. He had to go to
jail and irish by fred Edelstein, and a lot of the stuff that was
going on with it wasn't necessarily true that he was. And so Mortenson had
a lot of credibility with a lot of owners and he kind of filled that
void on ESPN and so and then because of him he got guys like Adam
Schefter and another's. Well, I assume that there will be a tribute to
on ESPN for the rest of the week. Probably, Yeah, I mean
the guy was. John Clayton was another one of those guys too. He
passed away a couple of years ago. Yeah, he was baseball though,
moreright, No, he was. He was all football. He was all
football. Okay, well you think of Peter Gammons and Peter Gammons he better
not die. Well, there you go, Chris Mortenson. Good weekend,
Yeah, not bad. I had a big birthday party from my niche yesterday.
Yeah, what happened my nephew? Right, he's a riot. My
sister's gonna listen to this, so I'm not breaking telling tales out of school.
He's very violent. He loves to hit. How he's too Oh he's
too Danny man. But he doesn't just hit with his fist bait. He'll
take anything that he's got in his hands, a baseball bat or whatnot,
a boob. Getting a reaction from everybody, Yeah, everybody starts to cracking
up. Yeah, and we're trying not to laugh. But the way he
does it, he's so Fanbama. Yeah, hilarious. It got funny when
he's beating the shit out of Dan the uh. I know that Kevin was
telling me when out last night he was at charge some other places, and
I saw, no matter where you were, if you work in the hospitality
industry, you did not have an event happened in your space, like what
happened to this woman? And I think this might be Vegas, could be
La I don't remember. I caught it on TMZTV. Listen to this.
So I was bartending. One of the security guys came and got me and
said, there was an intoxicated female in our employee's bathroom. In the employee's
bathroom, an intoxicated female in the employee's bath Okay, so we're talking like
the upper crust bathroom. Yes, the upper crust bathroom. Yea, this
is the executive bathroom. This is Aliah Baldwin are now it is Haley Bieber,
Haley Baldwin, Bieber's sister, Steven Baldwin's other daughter. Okay, all
right, right, all right, that's that's who's drunk in the bathroom.
Okay, who's drunk in the bathroom. So they needed my assistance because you
know, I'm the girl. I have to go in there when there's females.
I opened the door, I said, hey, you know, you
guys can't be in here as I looked their throw up filled to the top
of the sink. Who TMS TV all right? The other guys on the
other end, Okay, so they say, all right, pretty vasty.
Yeah, that bathroom just looked disgusting. And then there is her two friends
in there with her as well. I don't know what the hell they were
doing, but all I know is she looked like she was in bad shape.
So anyways, I proteated, you know, to say, hey,
you guys got to go, like, you know, you puked in our
employees' bathroom. She said, give me one minute, I have to change
my tampon. Okay, oh okay, Well what's so? This is the
girl that's puke has got to change your tampon. This is one of the
other This is Baldwin. This is this is a Leah Baldwin. Alia,
and Alia is a is a mom. I'm pretty sure she has a kid.
She's young, you know, she's a mom in her late twenties.
Maybe she's married to Justin Bieber. Is that what she? No? No,
no, no, he Haley is her sister. Her sister is married
to Justin Bieber. Okay, Stephen Baldwin and Stephen Baldwin recently went on,
I'm more of a visual learner. Stephen Baldwin went all over social media asking
for prayers for Haley and Justin. Okay, but no one knows why.
All right, Okay, Stephen's the backdraft guy, right, yeah, stevens
board Stephen, Steven's a born again Christian. Well, they were they and
then they were seen leaving church, Haley and Justin. But no one knows
why. Stephen was asking. Clearly there's some kind of something going on and
he's privy to it and he asked for that, and Haley's not happy that
he's making whatever businesses is public. Wasn't Justin like really sick with something over
a while ago? Didn't he have some sort of I don't know, disease
of some sort. He did, yes, but that was a while ago.
So I don't know that. One celebrity I just never paid attention to
it was Justin Bieber. I just never, yeah, just never. He
could he could pay When Justin Bieber was first starting out, and it was
just before he blew up. He came to intercom, didn't he. No,
he came to uh p x Y, but it was not intercom.
It was pre intercom and they had they were given away Justin Bieber at your
high school. So like Marcus Whitman or somebody way out and the sticks won,
okay, and Justin Bieber, uh was trying to cancel because from the
time that it happened to the time it was scheduled. He fucking exploded,
like the guy was, I mean, just he's playing stadiums basically yeah,
and now he's gotta go play the auditorium three o'clock show. Marcus plains why
he's got lenses. He's out of Marcus. It's like, oh my god.
All right, So this is the other sister, his sister in law.
Justin Bieber's sister in law is the one who's vomiting and menstruating in the
in the employees bathroom, not just Eddy. Beck gave a couple of minutes.
As I waited, I opened the door back up. I said,
listen, and this is that you guys have got to go. She said.
The look in her eyes it was kind of scary. She looked so
out of it. She looked at me and said, do you want to
see? Do not believe me? And whips out her tampon under her dress
and h when I tell you it. It touched my face and it was
not unclean one. It was a dirty one. She threw it at you
or hit you with it. It was in her hand and as she hold
it up, it side swipe my face. Oh so I told security,
I said, I got a walk why it's bodily. I'll tell you what
I think. I know what happened. Yes, she went to prove I'm
doing it and she and that girl was standing too close. She didn't throw
it at her. She's drunk and intoxicated, so she whips it out.
But here's the thing that I would say to this bartender. I guarantee,
at some point in the night, you touched something filthier than what came out
of her. I'm not saying it's not as gross. We see it the
visual, we can all I understand. But I bet you that there's something
even filthier that you touched. Somebody who drank a glass out of it.
You know what I'm saying. Okay, yeah, I could see that.
I mean, am I the only one who thinks the bartender sounds like Miley
Cyren? I haven't even thought if it's sick, we'll get a little bit
more walk away for a minute. That is that is nasty. No,
and also her I mean her pennies were all her pennies were down to her
ankles. I don't know what was going on in that bathroommc TV. I
just say it's just somewhat of a joy. But security said, you know,
it's time to go. Security try to walk her out. She starts
going belligerent, crazy, She starts swinging on our security. Security is like,
we're not going to have this, Like, you know, you can't
hit our security guard. We're trying to help you. You know, we're
trying to get you out of the club, so you perceives to hit my
security guard. She also grabs one of our other security guards by the back
of the head, rips his hair out. Oh my god, I'm gonna
ask the obvious question. Did she appear to be intoxicated? Really? Yeah?
TMC. Are you planning on doing anything filing a lawsuit, doing anything
like that? I will be falling a lawsuit only because that's somebody's bodily fluid.
Okay, touched me. Yeah, that that's just that's just not appropriate
and that's very uncalled for. Okay, I question this. I get that.
You could probably press assault charges if you wanted to. It doesn't sound
like this was done intentionally, Like she didn't intentionally try to hit you with
it. Even from her story, it doesn't sound that way. But I
go, what are you suing for for? What? Yeah, there's nothing
to say. What do you rush? She's obviously in a she's a mess.
Yeah, she's as Yes, why are you rushing her out? Knowing
full well that she's what's gonna happen happens. That is more of a situation
where do I need to call nine to one one? Need? Do I
need to call for somebody? I think there's more important issues right there than
the fact that this celebrity is pukil and men straight in the bathroom. There's
not a back door you can find out, like something a normal person,
a thinking person on their feet would be like, Hey, okay, can
I honey, can I help you with something? Seriously? Instead of getting
you out of my bathroom, I'd rather have it in my bathroom doing what
they're doing. That's my freaking bar floor. This girl is not probably trained
insecurity, probably not trained in dealing with I don't know whatever this is.
I don't know that anybody gets trained for that. I have no idea.
But she's a bartender, and so she's used to hustling drinks and getting yelled
at and doing all this stuff. She doesn't want to deal with this bar
back, but this is what she's like. I don't think she wants to
deal with this, and so that that, and then this happens, and
now she's grossed out, wants nothing to do with her and all this other
stuff. And as people wrote, I see what's happening here. They found
out she's a Baldwin and now is pressing charges because they want a payday from
the rich Hollywood family. I don't think. I don't think you're going to
get it. There's nothing. That's the thing. If this is just you
know, Sarah Smith over here from the port Mault Connery's doing this, is
it a different story or is it because it's justin Bieber's sister law. I
don't know. And somebody said, lawsuit for what I can see pressing charges?
Assault charges? You could, Yeah, you definitely could, and there
probably will be. If she pulled some guy's hair out of his head,
that's an assault. So looking for five minutes of fame. So at a
bar, you can't throw up in their bathrooms. But this was the employee
bathroom and she was not supposed to be in there and all that stuff.
But I go, there seems to be a current trend of behavior that's escalating
beyond control. And sometimes it's this, this filing a lawsuit for every fucking
thing anymore. This to me is in a lawsuit worthy. I hope that
some judge throws it out. Goes, what, don't waste my time.
Don't waste my time. You want to have an assault charge, it's an
assault charge. Somebody else goes, you could die. Well, they're filing
a lawsuit. They're not looking to take this to They're looking for a quick
settlement. You know, we'll file it for two million, we'll settle for
ten grand. Yeah, it's like Friday. I'll still out a court right
now, right now, for five dollars. Throwing something that had your bodily
fluid a person commented in it at someone could be an assault with a deadly
weapon. I mean, I guess if you had, I mean, I
don't know. Well, I mean, it is a biohazard, but still
it's not solid that you have to prove that it is a deadly weapon.
I don't know, but you have to prove an intent that there was an
intent there too. I think so, because this does not sound like there
was intent to hit her it was intent to prove why I'm in the bathroom
and I'm hammering on my arm is not going to work as well as it
as when I'm sober and I'm not and I'm and I make no sense,
right, I'm not making full Theoretically you could turn around, they could turn
around and sue you for overserving, though, I mean you, I mean,
like you think about it, if you think about all the like the
frip, like you could be sued for anything and sue for anything, right,
all the layers about saying that those are going to qualify in court,
they can all get get thrown out, right, I'm saying that you could
just take your chances on whatever. Theoretically, the shoe could be on the
other foot too, I guess so, I mean, it's so stupid.
I don't know. I was just are there things that you see And I
know that you all of us at this table right now have a lot of
stuff that I've seen, just behavior that you think is escalating beyond control.
Oh gosh, anything nothing. I've seen everything becoming subscription based. I'll tell
you what. I'll tell you one thing that I don't understand. Yeah,
okay, in the City of Rochester, they have this thing called the Police
Accountability Board, which meets once a month. There these are taxpayer jobs,
I'm aware. And yet they need a thirty thousand dollars a month space downtown
and the old in the new old DNC building for rent. And I'm like,
that's a little out of control, don't you think? I had a
how about you go ride with the police a week first. I had a
conversation with one of those guys on on the radio once it did not go
well for them. The Police Accountability Board, Yeah, yeah, they're clowns.
I'll say, I don't know. I mean, these are these are
no show construction jobs. I think this is uh in theory, I think
they had in theory they were trying to do something, but my phone thinks
they said something else. But I said, yeah, I think they were
trying to do something. And I don't know that you can because you don't
understand, you know, job. The only thing I would say is that
you're But they're the first people you'll call when something goes wrong. But I
think that for a lot of us. Like if I asked you, guys,
what what is your day going to be like tomorrow? You probably know
you will probably have a good idea of what you're going to be facing tomorrow.
When I sat down, UH to do a cop cast like with uh
Chief Barnes from the Fairport Police, and they're talking about and this is Fairport
our next call. They go, yeah, we got a call for a
deer and we're trying to do, you know, basically rock paper scissors as
to who's going to be the one who has to shoot the deer that's on
the side of the road. And then we get a call, Hey,
we're needed down by the tracks, and we go down and so we quick
whip around, go down by the tracks. Here comes a guy comes and
hands me something wrapped in a car heart jacket. Happens to be his son's
head, the kid. The kid committed suicide. And then they've got it.
So then Barnes stays there to deal with that, and then the father
went to the other cop who was with him, went to take him,
take the fan, you know, take that the father home and it's talking
to him the whole way going do you want me to go in first?
I'll explain what happened that way. You don't have to. No, no,
no, I got it, And he's trying to avoid but the guy's
in shock. My only point for bringing this up, and it's a very
disgusting story, and I apologize, is that police don't know. So I
don't know how when you have not done that, you can be trying to
hold them accountable for something. Does that make sense? Absolutely, That's all
I'm saying. And my point is for the bigger pictures, we have behavior
that is ridiculous, like we take advantage of taxpayer dollars so often with the
dumbest stuff. I'm not saying that there shouldn't be it. Well, actually
I am saying there shouldn't be a police accountability board, but to the extent
that they've made it out as if the cops are the bad guys and they
need these these people to watch over them, right, who can't even watch
over themselves, who can't even have any oversight that they need to spend thirty
thousand dollars a month to rent a building with taxpayer dollars for something they might
have to do. They can just rent a library, or they could rent
a hotel room and do this. This is absurd. Well, but the
thing is like there's budgets and there's things and so you know, and someone
needs their hands told. But the only thing is I never know, like
I always hear that stuff too, like well where could this money it's allocated?
I don't know how. It's a budget issue, and I don't know,
Yes it is. It seems ridiculous. The whole thing seems ridiculous.
But I understand what that stuff I was. I made a list of things
that have been bothering me a little bit, Danny, because I thought,
maybe for sure if anybody would have a list. Texting while walking in public
is becoming up to twice at Wegman's time. I think the texting while walking
in public is becoming like it's becoming a behavior that's escalating beyond control. I
cut myself doing it. You can't sometimes yesterday, and only because I had
to like answer the text at that point where I would forget and I'm like,
okay, stop, stop, just stop and do it yourself and then
continue on your walk. Because I didn't want to be that guy, because
I didn't want to be that guy who's texting and walking and missing what could
be coming next? Kevin, do you ever look at you have kids like
my kids age Jamison's gonna be fourteen. So TikTok? Are you on there?
Are they on there every once in a while? Yes? Okay,
because TikTok trends where kids are destroying property. I put this up. Somebody
wrote this on my Facebook page embarrassing people and acting like entitled dix in general,
that to them is a behavior that's escalating beyond control. And I'm going,
well, I haven't seen it, but I always call min an old
man TikTok. Then I see that two teenagers got into the Clippers new facility.
Yes, saw this and got down into the new facility and started shooting
baskets. And then what are they just destroying stuff? Yeah, tearing a
place apart. It's a billion dollars stadium. Is state of the well for
this. Yeah, it's not the first time they've done it either. But
the mayor says he's going to give them a stern talking too. Well,
they put it all over TikTok. Yeah, so they they're bragging and Carol
I had never seen that. And then I open up the New York Post
and there's that story right there. Teens wreak havoc into Clippers new two billion
dollar arena. Excuse me, uh posting? This is crazy, By the
way, it's more than the Bills stadium two billion dollars. I think the
Clippers, though, I don't know that it's tax I don't know, it's
not tech subsidized. I don't think I'm not footing the whole bill on it.
I don't know. I know real estate is a lot more expensive.
There can't answer that. I know that. Uh yeah, I think so.
Yeah, it's not like poverty across Abbott Road in Buffalo. I'm pretty
sure he is. Okay, Yeah, pretty sure he is. If I
remember some of the stories. Steve Balmer was the CEO at Microsoft. He
owns the Clippers. Yeah, and I think he paid for all that.
He paid a record number for that franchise because they had to get out of
the hands of Donald Sterling, and there was tapes of him. His mistress
was he's basically a race He's not basically a racist. He is a racist,
and she got him on tape. So they extorted them they extorted the
franchise out of and he paid like two billion dollars for the Clippers, which
is ridiculous. The bills weren't worth that kind of money, and every NFL
franchises are supposed to be worth more. I don't know, but yeah,
he's gonna pay two billion dollars for that facility. And these two kids like
broke in and started tiktoking it it was no big deal, and they're gonna
do anything about it. That's the that's the hard part. I don't know
if they're not gonna be anything about it. I think they're not saying what
they're gonna do about it. Well, it's public, No, I know.
I know that. I know it's public that what happened, and I'm
sure when it comes down to it, I'm sure that they're not saying anything.
I wouldn't. I wouldn't as well to we'll handle this. Go forth
and tell you know what I'm saying. Yeah, go forth and tell no
one motherfucker your universe. We're gonna make you do a whole bunch of stuff.
I'm gonna put you in a Clippers cheerleader uniform. I'll tell you what.
You know what I'd hate if that were them. Don't make me run
suicides. Yeah, that would be the worst. Have me do weekends in
jail, but just don't make me run suicides on a court. Please.
Going back to textan, do you find yourself having to google what the hell
your kids are saying? Sometimes? No, I haven't had that, but
I don't know that mine are saying. An I have. Half the time
my kids are using all these actors. I'm like, I have no idea
what the hell you're talking about. I've had a Yeah, I've had to
do that too, Like what does that mean? Oh, Danny, you
do that with your wife. It's probably say it's probably saying something intelligent.
Dandy's got a long kidd milk? What's milk? I don't know? Uh,
will give me an example. Just things my kids I figured out,
like af as fu. Yeah, but it's different, weird, Like I
have no idea what they're saying. Half the time. It's kind of like
the word cap, like I guess like it's like slang for lying or something.
I had to look that up. Don't be capping. I'm like,
what do you mean like shooting a gun? No, it's like lying or
something. You know, it's like stuff like that, you're getting out of
pocket. I what does that mean? Getting out of pocket? Who says
this to you? Oh? No, no, it was I was watching
an interview. It was well Stefan Diggs said it last year about Josh Allen
or somebody in the Bills organization, and so they had they had Oh gosh,
LaVar Arrington translated on the Morning show on Fox because like Brady Quin's like,
okay, so what does this mean? And LaVar Ericton is I'm black,
so I could explain this, and he talked about what Stephan Diggs was
saying. But it's like, yeah, like that. There were other terms
they threw out, like Chappelle used to have a bit yeah, or like
drip. I didn't know what drip was for years. Still kind of don't
get it. Well, can't you tell by the context that it's used in.
Sometimes I got that that good drip going on? Or I thought like
drip drip? What I thought a whiphilist Like I didn't really yeah, right,
like a whip like a whip, I didn't know that. I see,
like in the in the context of things when it's used like if there's
a video. I usually can figure it out from the concept. Sometimes sometimes
my kids aren't sending me videos, they're sending me text and I don't texts
like I understand that. Like like, like, there's this phrase called length.
I'm not gonna repeat what it is because it has the N word in
it. Okay, I had no idea what that meant. I had to
look it up. And then when I found I'm like, should I be
looking this up? But I had no idea. I was ignorant to what
it meant. But it was because on college game day, one of the
announcers said that a player told him, you want to let a uh naysay
er No, right, and people like Ninja yeah, and all these black
people who were reporters were texting, No, that's not what that Means's on
Twitter, but they were laughing about it because that's what I'm like, So
what does it mean? And I'm like, oh, okay, we'll take
a moment. What else bothers? You? Oh, I have a whole
list. Can we go over it? We can go over some of them.
Okay, We'll take a moment. All right, I can come back
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today, Curtis blow basketball around basketball number one, blow Faith. I'd like
to wait it up and down the court, just like out the the Microphone
socor Jay Moses Malon. It feels like the final scene in Revenge of the
Nerds. It's so funny. Uh Lebron James is the all time scoring leader?
Now is he forty thousand career points? I missed that forty thousand career
points? Saturday night between the Lakers and the Nuggets. They stopped the game,
they did a little ceremony, and they went off and lost the game
after that. But I mean, it's a history making number and the guy
is playing at thirty nine years old. I don't know he looks. I
mean he put the team on his back the other night to beat the Clippers
and put thirty five points up and looking for another big payday. Yeah,
yes, he is looking for another big payday. And whether or not he
gets it, I have no idea. But they did a whole Lebron James
scoring mixtape. They did all this stuff, and I thought, wow,
And then I heard some people going, you know, you look at Lebron
at thirty nine, and Michael went to the Wizards. Now Michael was in
the Michael basically was like Thanos or or like some other people you may know
who goes, screw it, I'll do it myself. Because he came down
from the basically onto the court. He's a gym two thousand, Yeah,
but he just goes. These guys aren't getting it, so he went in
and he didn't. I mean he was. He had moments. He had
fifty point games. Putting forty up at forty years old is pretty impressive,
but they weren't really consistent. He got injured. The team didn't really do
much more than five hundred. It was basically, you know, blue Eesterra
Cults now playing the country fair. You know what I'm saying, it was
It wasn't Shoran favorite classic rock band coming. Hey the bands at Barnard welcomes
to fourth of July. You know what I'm saying, That's what it was.
Short of was and I go, Lebron's not there, No, that's
not who he is. He's at the same age. Yeah, And there's
theories as to why. Wow, well, well, well, well Daniel,
yeah, Daniel, And I didn't want to believe him either, but
I don't know. Well, Marcellus Wiley, I love Marcellus has a dude.
He has a podcast and and something called uh, don't shut up,
never shut up Universe, Never shut up University. Thank you, Never shut
up University. And he brings this up because somebody who is reputable I would
say reputable or someone uh with a little more credence is calling Lebron James out
for peds before enhancing drugs. In case you got that in the text,
I just thought it. He's making some serious accusations against NBA star Lebron James,
saying Lebron uses peds. Yeah, I said it. Sony was busted
using peds. During his time with the UFC, went on a podcast that
says Lebron uses EPO. Cording to Sony, him and Lebron have the same
drug. Guy. Oh, if the world understood well Lebron did, like
other basketball players, will hear what Lebron does and go oh, but that
doesn't matter. If you knew what these performance enhancers did, then you would
know why it does matter. We have the same drug. Guy, I
know exactly what he's doing. EPO matters. It's not black lives. What
are you talking about. It's the reason Lebron takes it. It matters.
EPO increases your red blood cells, which gives you endurance, so you can
play all game long. You can shoot in the fourth quarter just like you
shot in the first quarter. It is the king pun intended of formans and
hashers. Let me stop right here. I don't know. Did he use
e p O? Yes he was. He thought he also took his own
blood and yeah he did that too, Yeah he did that too. It
was yes. Okay. Is it a banned substance? Yes? Uh?
Is it a band substance for the NBA? I don't. Is it for
the NBA? I don't because if it's not who cares. I don't know
what their policy is. I'm not from the NBA has never really talked.
I've never heard of anybody getting the steroids. But they do test. They
do test, so but I know, but is it like you know what
they call you know, what they call testing in the NFL, idiot testing
because in other words, they're telling you, Okay, here's when the test
is coming, yeah, and here's what you can't take. So if you
fail this, it's not because you use the drugs, because let's be honest,
the NFL is loaded with these guys. You don't get to the NFL
level and not take something. I'm not saying everybody. I'm saying a lot
of guys. Well, and you know, it's like so they kind of
are tipped off to when the test comes. Pretty sure every sports athlete,
with the exception maybe hockey players because there's no need for pedes and hockey boy,
well, you may want this one because if you're listening to what he's
saying, and it increases the red blood cells, and the red blood cells
bring oxygen, which makes you endurance wise, I mean, I could see
that being the hell I want to use me anybody of using performance and hassing
drugs unless I've seen them take it personally or they have failed a test.
That's my line. I always said that, I always will believe that.
Why. It kind of parallel to like when people always come up to you
and give you these guys and people with gay rumors. You ever heard of
gay rumor? Like, oh, I heard he gay? I heard he
gay. My first thing is like, how do you know? And then
they say, I'm like, are you sleeping with him? And if you're
sleeping with him and you gay too, so what's the problem and what's the
point even if he is gay? But why and how do you know?
It gets quiet? Well I heard I heard. I'm like, man,
I want to hear that. That so to me, this is still in
that category. I don't want to hear that. But then everyone, it
seems like, always looks at Lebron statuesque and says, oh, oh,
he got to be on some or look at his age right now, look
at him, he has to be on some. It is weird that at
thirty nine you're playing to this level this well, And I would say this
to it, it's not necessarily fair to Michael Jordan to say, I think
Michael was amazing. We saw, but they played different positions and their different
styles. But Lebron's more Magic Johnson, Yes he is. Kobe was more
Michael Jordan. But to give people an idea, but Michael was in a
time where I mean the whole thing was to just not let him get in
the air. When the Detroit Pistons those Eastern Conference championships, they went to
knock his ass out. Oh you didn't go in the lane without getting a
bloody lit But that doesn't happen now. I'm not saying that the NBA isn't
tough. That's a tough game. I'm sure there's some physicality, but that
it is action of what it was in the eighties at all. They eliminated
defense entirely pretty much. So that is what they did. Lebron is uh
yeah, And that was one of the things like when I was gonna go
back. I mean, there were nights with the Wizards that Michael had great
defense. But I don't think a lot of the players in the locker room
liked him. Oh yeah, I don't think they, oh yeah, because
he demanded so much out of them. Three guys in the bulls that didn't
like him, the man they loved the way they had that ring. Here's
more of Marcellus Wiley, former Buffalo bill y'all ever heard of my man Todd
Sourbaond sower Brun You remember him? Punter yeat me either. Here's the point.
He was a punter, a kicker. He was on steroids. Couldn't
see it coming, but the boy was on steroids. You can't just look
at somebody and think their own steroids. People accuse me of steroids because I
went from six feet one eighty to six four to two eighty in college,
like literally a freshman, I was six feet a running back, and then
I graduated at a defensive end. Going to the NFL, I went up.
Steroids don't help you go up. I gained one hundred pounds and grew
four inches, but I still was getting those looks of suspicion and the cues
that I took steroids. I know, damn well. I never took steroids,
but I did use creatine at the times, and creatin will get you
swollen. We'll retain that water, but you're gonna put your hand string in
the process. So I just wanted to get that story out there because someone
credible actually went there, and I'm like, damn, I wonder what you
guys think about this, Like is Lebron of course not until he fails that
drug test. But I do know from the inside of athletics, a track
fan, I am they always whoever is using tries to stay one step ahead.
So maybe we're in that situation. Not sure, but Chelle Son and
who shots at the King, hopefully they don't hit there. You go.
See, there's been three different people that have come out and said that Lebron
uses Yeah, okay, Shale Son is the first ones. Why yes,
Else he's a UFC fighter, yeah, and tires forty six now yeah,
I think he's a commentator. And they said back when he was you know
when Lebron was in Miami, remember when Lebron would cramp up in the NBA
finals. Oh, it's so hot in here. It's like, well,
wait a minute. What they said, cramping up is a is a part
of using steroids. The other thing two, his wife would accept delivery packages
or somebody at his Maverick Carter, one of his guys in I forgot the
name of his association. They would accept packages and it's like, well,
you're pretty tight with Lebron James. Then Kevin Garnett recently made comments on a
podcast about Bronnie Duncan over Bron. He said, Wellbron's got that Balco juice.
And remember what Balco was. Balco was feeding all those baseball players in
the early two thousands peds. So that's strike one, strike two, strike
three. The guy's thirty nine, and he looks amazing, absolutely amazing for
being thirty nine playing basketball playing I mean he's playing great, Like, yeah,
nothing's diminished really, And I don't know, like if I get if
you gave if I gave you steroids, could you be that good at whatever
it was? Could you maintain something from twenty to forty Maybe? I don't
know. Pro rustling is like loaded with guys like this who do this and
they do it under a doctor's care and they admit it. But again,
they're not competing. It is a show. Lebron was caught purchasing PDEs from
the Biogenesis Lab in Miami in twenty thirteen, and the mainstream media ignored it
to a comment under Marcellus's video, but the smaller outlets like Bleacher Report reported
it Lebron silence proves his guilt. If someone accused you of doing something you
didn't do, wouldn't you deny the allegations? Wiley, thank you for being
the first big name media member to talk about this. It's annoying that the
media is so censored nowadays. If he's proven to have taken steroids, does
it take away from what would will be his legacy? And yeah, I
mean because he's always going to be. He's been compared to Michael Jordan since
he was in high school. Well, here's the next Michael Jordan was the
label that Lebron James was given. But here's the thing is, we hold
every great player basketball or or it transcends any sport, but really any great
player to the standard of Michael Jordan. When Michael Jordan went to the wind
we didn't hold Michael Jordan to the standard of Michael Jordan. No, we
didn't. I mean people forget about the the Jordan years with the wides Wow.
But look, I was even impressed because I thought, you hadn't played
in two years I think, and then he came out for the what do
you go two thousand to two thousand and two. Yeah, it was basically
two. He came back in two thousand and one, right after nine to
eleven he came back. I don't know. I mean imagine if, like,
if you had more red blood cells, I think all the shit you
could get done. Oh yeah, And by the way, I'm looking at
a guy right now, Kevin, you see this guy. You see this
guy over here. He was taking all kinds of supplements to try to get
an edge. Yeah, trying to get an edge like leg At this point,
I'm to the point where sports, well, who cares anymore? Just
let him take whatever to how they want. Wow, football goes the problems.
I don't get a shit they're doing. I get that, and I
understand that. I mean, same thing with baseball. It's like, okay,
Joe Tory and Tony LaRussa and Bobby Cox all managed steroid users and won
championships. So once they got inducted in the in the Baseball Hall of Fame,
then pretty much Bonds and Clemmons and a Rod should have all been induction
two because what you're not gonna penalize the guys who got you rings. So
I understand where that comes from the problem is in this discussion Lebron James has
always been held to Michael Jordan type standards, and yet he hasn't really well
he has actually lived up to them, but certain certain cases doesn't have many
many as many rings, right, But he's broken all the other records.
How the question is he's had more time to do it. He's been playing
basketball in the NBA since he was eighteen. Jordan Starr when he was twenty
one. Secondly, Lebron has been played if you caught the playoffs that he
played you're talking about, he's played like twenty five, twenty six, twenty
seven full NBA seasons worth the games, Oh yeah, compared to what Jordan
and he's talking about doing. The Olympics. Ye, he's trying to get
the twenty twenty four Olympics in pairs and he's trying to get some of the
big names to come with him. So whether or not that happens, I
have no idea. But yeah, I mean, look, the guy's impressive.
So how was he able to do it? I don't know. I
don't know. I mean, because like I've always made this diet exercise Daddy
Tom Brady TB twelve. Yeah, I mean the same thing he never was
accused of siety. He wasn't even though his guy was a little shady shy.
His guy was, Yeah, they wouldn't allow him in the facility,
and they would't allow him in other places. Right, he couldn't travel some
time he was traveling with the team, and then all of a sudden he
wasn't allowed to. But if you could get what Lebron has, and I
know that we're not talking about the same thing where this is a competition and
he if he's taking something that's an advantage, then then that's not fair,
right, Is that what we're gonna say. But it is amazing to go
twenty one seasons, he went to twenty NBA All Star Games. I mean,
there's got to be something. There's got to be guy. And he
came out of high school and he looked like a full I mean, he
looked like a twenty six year old man. And when you see him from
high school now compared to him now, you look he looks like a baby.
He looks like just a baby does But you think he's the only one
doing it, I mean, come on, please, No, I don't,
sir, I don't think so. It's Lebron So we're gonna put out
Lebron well, because I would guarantee at least half, if not three cars
in the league. It's like when the Patriots were cheating. Yeah, they're
the only team in the NFL it's cheating. Okay, yeah, the only
one anybody cares about. Well, the problem is you go back, you're
not true. But here to your point, they were winners and champions.
Lebron is a winner and a champion and really the face of the league for
over two decades. Now, Uh, some you start taking shots. We're
looking, we're looking for the crack in the Veneer. Nobody cares what the
we're doing. On the Minnesota Timberwolves, nobody cares what they're on ears on
the Cardinals, they're not winning. Who cares. I just could say this
if I could get whatever that is EPO, I don't know, kind of
like, you're but you're not compet competing, but you're not competing. You're
competing with yourself. I'm not competing in it. I'm I'm not taking a
You're right that that was my point. I'm not competing where I would have
an unfair advantage. But I kind of like that idea you'd you'd be going
having more energy. Yeah, you'd be going to a doctor, doing it
under a doctor's care, healthy, Yeah, and making because like if you
tell he's under some kind of doctor's care, I'm sure he is. But
the point is that he's competing. Yes, I hope Molly never starts drug
testing. Like I've always made the argument that like the Jordan, the Jordan
Lebron argument isn't fair for a couple of reasons. Number one, what about
guys like Kareem abdul Jabbar and Wilt Chamberlain. Okay, who was better than
them? Nobody? But here's the thing, though, they also had genetics
where they were extra foot taller than everybody else. So you can't compare centers
to ball handlers. You can't do that. So take that argument out.
So now let's focus on guys like Jordan versus Lebron. Jordan to me,
was the greatest player of all time. Lebron might be the most valuable.
And here's what I mean. You take Jordan off the Bulls, they still
were a playoff. Okay, when you took Jordan and Pipping off, then
they were a lottery team. When you took Lebron off, any team that
he was on, they immediately were a lottery team. They were so they
went from the NBA Finals to the lottery he was. This shows you how
valuable he was. Yes, he is an unbelievable You don't hear the same
things, but a lot of times we don't hear it until it's over.
We don't hear I don't know what. No one's ever come out and done
a well. One of my favorite things is the Last Dance. I think
I've watched that three times, and you know, you see Scottie Pippen and
you see see these other guys talking about him and not always favorably him being
Michael Jordan, I haven't but I haven't seen anything about Lebron, and I
know that once he's done, don't you think we're gonna hear some stuff.
Don't you think we're gonna hear about the Inner Circle? About about that.
We're gonna hear about when did this whole thing start, Lebron? When did
you start using PA? If it came out like, okay, did he
use pim? Is it just e po which is just giving you more red
blood cells? Okay, it can't just be because you can't use just that
stuff. When it comes to steroids, like a chemistry set, one helps
sut up any of this. So where do you get sports? Do sports
radio? You don't know. I didn't realize that was one of the classes
can't use. You can't use Windstrom and all this other stuff without the other
stuff because it helps build it up. Your body becomes a chemistry set.
It's like putting gas in a car with no oil or winsh wipe or fluid.
There you go with a dirty windshield. Nice day, can't see.
I don't know, Danny, you may be right. I won't claim to
say these things because I don't. I really don't know. I will say
this. I'm curious about EPO when I remember watching a sixty minutes piece on
something called pro vigil, and I was like, pro vigil, yeah,
the mind drug. Well it was it was, yes, and it was
used for people who had narcolepsy. It was done to help them get some
to wake up, basically stay stimulated, right because NARCOLEPSI, you're falling asleep.
I talked to my doctor about it. I did too. I got
a subscription for it. Because you want to be as smart as Bill Moran,
Well, I got a subscription for ascription or a subscription. I got
a what I say subscription, what I get either way? Prescription really is
a subscription. Well, I got a subscription for one that comes in the
mail. But I had a prescription from the doctor that it was like one
thousand dollars one month for pro vigil and it wouldn't be covered by insurance.
So I didn't take it. But it looks amazing. And they kept saying
on this thing, like they go this one. Father's like, look,
I got to work a lot. I don't want to miss the time with
my young kids. I'm not tired. I can just kind of go,
go go. My mind is clear and removed the cobwebs, the start that
got Harrison Ford's wife killed in the fugitive. So they said, they said,
uh, they go, what we don't know is the long terms of
effect, long term effects of the use of pro vigil, And the guys
like, yeah, I don't care. I'm I'm living now, and I
go, that's the greatest answer. So I had to try to see if
I could find it. So, yeah, I think we're all always looking
for something that's going to give us the edge. And I would think if
I'm a pro athlete who came into the game, I've lived up to all
the hype. How many times have we seen guys get hyped up? Danny,
come on, go back to your sports radio days, to stay away
from the chemistry for a second and tell me kill Williams right now. The
number Okay, that's now, but we don't know. But tell me the
guys that were hyped up that did not meet did not Okay, let's let's
go Sam Darnold, Sam Donalker Mayfield, Josh Rosen. That's just one draft
you could talk about. Tom Morenovitch is a big one. But Tom Morenovitch
there were questions about him coming because he came out too early. Johnny Manziel
is one Johnny Manziel tim But I'm just saying, like Bills had between Bledsoe
and Allen Lebron, James came out and was anointed, and it was King
j from the beginning, from the beginning. He was not Sports Illustrated in
his high school uniform when he was a jor he was a junior. He
was on the cover of Sports Illustrated. And the guy has lived up to
do just that. Pressure alone. It's fucking amazing to me. And he
seems to be a good father and he sees so I go. I don't
know, I've enjoyed watching him. Yeah, I've enjoyed watching him. If
I mean, I'm sure if you take Lebron James out of the NBA the
last twenty years, the NBA is not worth watching at all, you don't
think, because there's no something would have built somebody up, but there would
be there was no dominant star. Well, Lebron was. He was.
He was a villain, he was and he was also a hero. Did
Nolan Ryan ever get busted for no anything? No, because yeah, that's
the only thing. But he went I mean then he went back at the
game. He went long. Yeah, forty six years old, he went
along everybody, it's just me in a pile of iron and advil and winning,
yes, and winning at that age. I mean, I don't know
if he had twenty wins that season, but he never won a cy young.
I think he won one World Series with the Mets early in his career.
But he was, he was. He was consistent. It was consistent
strikeouts. I always wondered, is that possible to come on? Maybe they
weren't tested for it. You know what, he had cattle ranchers. I'm
pretty sure. Oh yeah, so he's eating the meat of the steroidet.
There was also a different time where they didn't have to worry about steroids,
I mean, never out there, just count there was no hang on.
He was pressed. He was the same time as those guys and Seko was
using steroids at that point. It wasn't tested. It wasn't tested in baseball,
was twenty years in him. The thought, the thought was that in
baseball steroids wouldn't help you because it would make you more lumbering, right,
But then guys that Canseco started doing it and hitting the wire was the one.
No, No, it was Canseco first. He was the godfather and
they were all in the A's together, right exactly, that he got to
MacGuire and then they were the bast brothers, right right. So my old
colleague Brad Davies used to say, he goes, I'm gonna tell you,
in the next few years, you're gonna find out more pictures you steroids,
okay than hitters. And he was right. I'm thinking that maybe no one
Ryan y, Yes, it's possibility because I think he was still pitching.
He was. He was a power pitcher. He would like one hundred and
thirty one pitching. How many you have Tommy John surgery. I don't know.
I don't think so. I don't think so either. There's the point
there. He did a lot of advocate. There's no days off anymore.
Every day's me and Pyle, Myron take avill and then wasn't taking sterois and
the steroids are what's blowing these pictures arms out with Well, that's true,
that could be as well. That's you know what, that's a good point
deal. How many hang on part of it? Young back in the day,
they never had those Sandy Kofax ever does that's issues. Weren't throwing this
hard? That's true though, But here's here's the issue. So back in
the nineties they started this thing called travel league baseball. So these kids,
hey, your kids really good. They're playing, they're playing every day,
they're pitching every day. So they have Tommy at John surgery at seventeen years
old. I'll recover. So it's the second Tommy John surgery that gets you
basically out of baseball. These guys are blowing their arms out. It's kids.
Well, we'll take a moment. I'm gonna say I would not be
surprised if it ever comes out that Lebron James was using something. But I'll
say this, I don't know that it helps you put the ball in the
hoop. I think it. You know, it gives you the stamina to
keep going. But you've got to have the accuracy. You've got to have
the the basketball IQ. And his is higher than most. I gotta say
higher than anyone, but higher than most. There was one game, but
like at the NBA Finals about five six years ago, where he's playing Golden
State and he broke down an entire series of plays like that took like four
minutes, and I was like, Holy how how do you remember all that?
Because I can't remember all that and I just I just sat there and
watched it. He is, he is a savants. Yes, you gotta
get on my kind of peds. Dan Honeybay Tam. He tested for Honeybae.
Wait Honey Baker HBH. That's what it is. Watch out for HBH
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this morning with a bad hangover and my pinis was missing. Again. This
happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in happy a lot of
the time. I can leave it home when I think it's starting i made
in trouble, or I can rent it out when I'd done a needle.
But now and then I go to a party and get drunk, and the
next morning, I can, for the life of me remember what I did
with it. First A song? Yes, I saw these guys at Milestones.
Are the old Milestones? What back like the Missile two thousand and two
or two thousand and three? Yeah, King Missile played. I don't remember
this. Yeah, wow, how packed was it that? It was actually
decent crowd. I used to like the Old Milestones. I love the owner
and uh O'Leary Michael Leary and I used to Uh. I saw one of
my favorite rock guys of all time, Peter Wolf there. Oh okay,
Peter Wolf was uh the singer for the Jay Giles band, and he used
to be a DJ at WBCN in Boston, which was at the time.
I don't even know if it exists anymore, but it was as a rock
station. He did late nights and stuff and uh when he went on to
be the singer for Jay Giles. Oh wow. Miles was one that was
right behind the old station. It's like downtown. It's railroad something now on
not far from right across. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I
played the second to last show at Milestones before they closed up for good.
No, it's your fault, fault, he'd leave it right there. Buddy,
what do you want? Two acts? You're sitting in a room with
two hacts. You can't go out. We got to put another show on,
all right? I play that song because there's a bizarre story. There's
actually a couple of weird stories. Because I was thinking who had it worse?
And I'll give you the scenarios, and then in one of them,
I'm like, I gotta try this. There is something that before I leave
the planet, I want to find a way to try. Okay, it's
insane. Uh. The story is that a man uh in Germany? So
again I don't know, and this is being reported by the Daily Mail.
Okay, a man suffered a horrifying ordeal in Germany when his pet dog about
the size of a Jack Russell, bit off his penis and ate it.
Oh, now, hang on a second, Now, hang on a second.
I'm not buying this story. I don't believe it. I think this
is completely crap. I'm not saying I buy it, but just the visual,
right, was there a peanut butter involved? Neighbors alerted the police early
on Tuesday morning because the dog was incessantly barking at two am, so the
police show up. They get there. It's a single family home northwest Germany
and they can hear pained groans coming from inside the house. At this point,
they broke down the door to find a sixty six year old man and
his dog. Police quickly realized the man's life was in danger. He was
rushed to the hospital zall in the Daily Mail. According to German tabloid build
Bild, who even knew the Germans buildified, Neither the man's penis or an
instrument of the crime has been recovered from the scene so far. The victim
has also been unable to provide information himself due to his health. They had
to I guess they artificially created a coma. Well, they're not calling it
a medically induced coma. I've never heard of it. This is how it's
raised, artificial, according to Yes. According to the officials, the most
likely hypothesis being considered is that the dog was the cause of the man's injuries.
So I have lots of questions, many many questions. We'll get I
will go through, but let me do the story. Uh, this is
one of the policemen told the man has been put into an artificial coma by
the doctors. I wonder if it's a translation where we hope we can interview
him soon. That's what they say. One hypothesis, of course, is
that the dog, which is about the size of a Jack Russell terrier jack
Russell terry, was it was the dog on Fraser. Yep, it was
the dog on Fraser, right, there's no yeah, so okay, So
the Jack Russell, that dog was looking for some toss salads and scream.
Maybe he's just maybe he's irish. But it's also possible a sex accident or
a crime could have happened. And I'm thinking, okay, I do not
believe that this dog bit off his penis you think it was I cut your
deck off drive by? I think that something happened in the middle of the
night and some woman or or man or man play with it too much,
found out something happened, and they chopped it off and they left with it.
So there's no instrument, but there would should be a trail of blood
unless they put it in a baggie and they wrapped it up, mopped it
up and left because he because why would the dog be barking incessantly the dog
would be barking incessantly because a stranger came in in the middle of the night.
And why would that be. Do I need to help the German police?
I don't even have I've never gone to a police academy. But I'm
just saying, doesn't that not make sense? It wasn't because how long does
it take to pass a penis when you're taking Okay, yes, but see
here's the other thing. Wouldn't you have somebody then watching the dog for the
next twenty four hours. I remember having a big dog longer that ate a
sock. We gave it a sock, baled up the sock like I put
a knot in the sock, and the dog ate the sock and it's running
around the yard and half the socks out its ass. It digested the sock.
It digested the sock as a whole. My father had to go and
pull the sock out of the dog's ass. Yes, exactly exactly, So
that's all I'm saying. And the other thing would be, what the fuck
were you doing to the dog that it would bite off your pen I've had
many dogs. I've had dogs all of a sudden come charging at me,
and they hate you kind of right that level. I've never seen any of
them bite bite at that level. And if they were to bite right and
they bite the inner part of your leg or something potentially, but I don't
think through your clothes and everything. Have you ever had a chunk taken out
of you a dog? Now, if you're talking, if you're gonna tell
me a dog with really strong jaw and I and I don't mean to pick
on the pit bull because there are pit bull people either, but those jaws,
they're fucking horrible, right, and that may take a chunk out of
you. I don't know, maybe a wolf. I just saw something on
Facebook where some lady says, uh, this was on Facebook, and I
wish I grabbed it and I could give you like names and things, but
I must be friends with her or friends of someone. But she wrote about
how she her hairdresser left where she normally worked and opened a place at her
home. And she showed up for her appointment at the new location, you
know, her home, and these two dogs, one was a pit bull
and one was the to come bark, you know, barking incessantly. And
the woman says, I don't they're friendly come on in. She starts to
come in and the dogs charge her, and she showed bite marks on her
arm and leg and knocked her down the stairs like coming up the stairs to
go, and they knocked her back down the stairs like they came through and
bitter and at both places. She put the bites up on Facebook. You
could see him. So I go, man, and you got it,
but they do. I'm now suing Marlene and her two footballs she could ben.
I don't know, but I don't think there was a haircut. I
don't think it happened. I don't think it happened that day. But my
point is I didn't see a chunk taken out. I saw the bite marks.
Yeah, and you're gonna tell me this little dog can bite through.
I don't care how small you're schwanks is. You don't know. Way,
Yeah, you regurgitate, he would regurgitate it or like you said, pass
it, so you'd be watching that. This is this is kind of this
is an active but this is a how did that dog get two tails?
German dogs are tougher a German shepherd. They'll take a German shepherd. I'll
tell you what they they bite, but they don't usually take a chunk out
of you. This is what it's my saying, and I'm not I get
an appendage. It would also depend on what it's all tissue, it's cartilage,
it's different. I've never I've never, I've never heard of unless you're
getting unless you're doing with Kevin, just get a little aggressive on. They're
biting and I'm sure you're not the Commons person. You're probably flaring and swinging,
so they're not gonna be calm. Yeah, but you'd have to bite
down and then rip off. Usually when the dog bites you, he bites
you, and he doesn't just hang tight, dude like. And even if
he does, I mean, there's there's a way. I've had jaws of
steel. I've had my thing in this in jaws of steel. She couldn't
bite it off. Okay, she couldn't find it either, irish any not
an outy. Uh. That's that's my only thing this story. I did
see it over the weekend and I thought some things are missing in this story.
Yeah, definitely. When somebody came in and chopped off this guy's crank
for whatever reason, maybe he was a sex offender. It's not told in
the story. But maybe he had some past crime, some fast thing.
Someone's go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. What do you got,
Danny silver Creek? Maybe so my brother told him the story. So,
I don't know how true this story is, but we had a church.
We went to church. Obviously. I just found this out about a year
ago. And so they wait, wait wait, wait wait wait, has
the statue of limits run out? Oh yeah, the guy's dead. Okay,
the guy's dead. So, according to my brother, who heard the
story second half from a friend of ours, my uncle and another church member
decided to take the law into their own hands to deal with a woman's husband
who she believed was molesting her two children. Yeah, here's how they handled
it. Now, this guy is long since gone. Yeah, but hang
on a second. Why why wouldn't she confront him or get away from him,
or get her kids away from I don't know. I don't know,
I don't I don't know. They're a very poor family. And apparently,
according to legend, the guy who was with my uncle took out a sledgehammer,
told my uncle to hold the guy down, and then just started wailing
on his junk with the sledgehammer. Now, I was like yeah, yeah,
that's that's that's but that's right. Hold on, I'm not saying the
story was true. I'm saying this is the story that I heard. And
that's why I started laughing, Like why are you laughing? Because I realize
how ridiculous these stories are. Like this story of a dude who they say
had a dog bite off is Crank. Clearly somebody came to settle a school,
I think. And that's what I'm saying with with this other story is
that, like I'm like, I asked my brother, do you really believe
that story that go? Because that would have made like some type of you
know, we would have heard about that, but I wouldn't be buried for
like twenty years and all of a sudden, Oh yeah, by the way,
since you mention it, Yeah, your uncle Turner is Crank into a
pancake. The dog biting off. You both are wrong fit off yea too
deep? Now here here's the other one. All right, that's that's a
terrible sue. Wouldn't you then test the dog's DNA? Yes, yes,
yes, yeh. It would leave some kind of saliva back there, yes,
I mean yeah, because well here's the thing. If you know in
a situation where a woman gets sexually assaulted or a man, right, they
pull out what they call the rape kit and they take the DNA and all
that stuff because they have to have in contrary feutable evidence to suggest that somebody
did this. So wouldn't you if you're the German police that the Germans have
one police department. I mean, if you're the police here, wouldn't you
do that a dog? Yes, I don't know if you have to bring
inter Pol into it, but I haven't found a dog yet. Maybe he's
on the run homeward bound. All right. Here's the other story. There
was a guy who worked at a high end resort in California along the Pacific
Coast Highway. A lot of celebrities go there because it has really great ocean
views. He gets off duty, gets off his shift at eleven PM,
is driving home, and no one hears from for like two days, and
they don't know he's not home. They're trying to call nothing, so they're
trying to retrace the guy. So now helicopters are flying along the Pacific Coast
Highway trying to find and they see this guy waving a white flag from on
a cliff. He said he swore for a deer went over the side and
was thrown out the sunroof of his car. His car is down a little
further and he's on a cliff. Oh wow. And he was there for
two days. Two days on the cliff. The odds are ridiculous. But
I could see that. Fucking insane, but I could see it happening.
Yeah, an injured man was stranded for two days, and then the ticket
for not wearing a seatbelt ocean cliffs. I would assume the same thing.
I thought the same thing. I go, this is where you're fucking clicking
or ticket better not coming to play? Uh yeah, rugged ocean side,
ocean cliff side. After he survived a harrowing crash over Highway one in big
shirt, investigator said a California high the chips chips went out, and they
did. The Coastal Division Air Operation Unit conducted an aerial search of the rugged
coachline and spotted the guy waving a makeshift flag below Hurricane Point on Tuesday.
His vehicle had plummeted four hundred feet down to a beach below, so his
car kept going. He he The crash victim is an employee of post ranch
in a luxury resort that attracts celebrities. Blah blah blah. He left it
eleven thirty on Sunday, That's what it was. Someone later alerted the thirties
that the man never made it home on Tuesday morning. They went out looking
for him, and then they see this. And I watched the video of
the guy going down like he goes. I want to be the guy in
the helicopter that has to repel now, and there's somebody else up there that's
guiding the steel cable. And you can hear him over the radio a little
to the left, a little to the left, Yeah, okay, right
there, right back, right back right, And I'm like, damn,
that looks so cool. He's going down. And then he has to hook
the guy up and yeah, they took the lift him out. Wow,
that's amazing to me, go, I want to do that. Do you
think maybe he had the wherewithal when the car was going over the cliff to
unbuckle him try to get out? Possibly? I possibly? Or do you
take your chance in the car do you try to get the hell out you're
going over the cliff. I have absolutely no idea I don't know. I
can't imagine it's happening so fast. All that happened so except to your point,
anytime, have you been in a car accident? Yes, okay,
have you? He'd prefer you don't everybody else the I I think that it
all slows down so much that it feels like So maybe you're right, because
I remember getting into an accent and I believe I want to do something where
I'm going to do this. I'm going to try to get people to message
me on Facebook they're injured. No deep deep dark, deep dark stories where
the statute of limitations is over, like someone like in your story had died.
So I wasn twenty years old. I was working at WPDH and I
remember I was going to this club night. They had club nights for rock
station. Kind of weird, right, and it was at a club called
Let's Dance Okay in Pokkeepsie. My father did not want me going there and
called it a bucket of blood because there was always fights and sometimes stabbings and
murders outside. This club was not in a nice part of Poughkeepsie, but
I figured ah. So I was working seven to midnight and then I was
going over there, and this guy Tommy and they called him Tommy Potatoes because
he was always asked to get the morning guy potatoes. The guy used to
just Bob Wolf, used to just go Tommy Potatoes, and that became his
nickname. That meant, get me my potatoes from the morning whatever. So
Tommy gave me two sixteen ounce Budweisers, like the big This is back when
like those things. They didn't just sell those now. I think they sold
them Lucy's, Oh did they? Yeah, you could buy those Lucies more
like in New York City and stuff. You could always get the user to
get the tall boys. At least you could were down there and then almost
like a bodega. So Tommy gives me maybe I had three? So I
think I had three. I pounded one. Let's gotta get warm fast,
yeah, and then I stuck the others. I stuck the others under the
car seat, under the front seat. I go into the club. I'm
not of age, I'm not drinking lea. I leave and I'm going home
and I'm going down basically a three lane highway and the light was green and
someone ran the red light and hit me. I was more than halfway through
in the back panel spins me around and all I could think was I thought
I was gonna die. I go, oh my god, I'm gonna die.
And I remember looking and I took my foot off like the brakes and
everything, trying to go, hey, I don't want any more gas because
I don't want to go anywhere, and Bee, I'm not sure if I
lock up one, you know where I'm gonna go or I'm gonna hit.
And I came around and went up on the sidewalk and hit into a fence,
and I think it was a woman my dad worked with hit their fence
and I The first thing I did when I got out of the car was
all I could think was where the fuck are the beers? Because I'm underage
and I have beer in the car even if they're not open, but they're
loose rolling around. I took those things and I said to like, I
threw them like Peyton man. I got rid of those things so quick.
And then it came and I think it was found no fall. I think
they did, because I swear to god it was green going through and I
was not drunk, but it was under New York said no fall. States
It doesn't matter back then, though, was it? I don't know.
I think so. I think so. But because I kept trying to say
I was more than halfway through, because you hit me in the back door
of my car. In the back passenger side is where you hit me.
And man, spun that mother. It was a little horizon. I had
a four door Horizon whatever they were, remember Plymouth Horizon, and man I
did Plymouth cars were terrible. Foom. I went right around and all all
I knew was once I landed the first thing, Kevin, to your point,
and I don't know if you're going over a cliff. How long does
that in real time? How long does he think it took that car to
laying down on the beach. Twenty seconds, thirty seconds? That seems long.
I could see like one of those Yeah, I could see like on
a TV show, you know, like at chips like you. Now,
here's the other thing too. So this guy wasn't wearing a seatbelt. Obviously,
he got out of the he got out of the sunroof. So I'm
saying he took it off in midflight. Yeah, he says here he swerved
to miss some deer in the roadway. Causing him to veer off and roll
several hundred feet down the cliffs edge. The driver reported that he he reported
this he was ejected through the sunroof as his car rolled down. This is
all self reported, Okay, because like my whole thing is, I don't
know, do you know, are you now responsible for the cost of the
rescue mission because you swerved to hit a deer? But if you weren't wearing
this shot, you would to pass on that one if it was if if
I'm voting, I'm look, I I'm not saying. I'm not saying I
would charge you. What I'm saying is would they I don't know that they
charge you for saving you. But I wonder if you get charged for getting
your car. Look, people have their car stolen, right, and then
we find your car, and then your car was parked illegally, so now
it's impounded. Yeah, that happened to my uncle. Okay, So that's
my point, right, So now you have to pay on top of pay,
right, But if it's down on the beach and it's registered to you
when you own the vehicle, and it is a hazard, right, I
mean, we're talking gas and oil and all this shit. On the beach.
You got to get it. I wonder if you have to pay to
get that removed. That's question I think you do. I would not be
surprised if that is up to you. Son of a bit. That's some
bit of total insurance company is problem? Well, that's the thing. I
mean, I think you would pay through your insurance. But I think it
would be your insurance and it would have to pay to get it out,
not you off the cliff. We'll help you with that. But the other
we got to talk to Jake from State Farm. And by the way,
there's no fucking way if it's guys like me, and they're way cooler than
I could ever be that there. You don't think that they get like a
semi chub in their pants knowing they one of these guys gets to go down,
Yeah, and they're flying along the Oh dude, come on cut,
how fucking cool is that? Oh? Man? Back home? No,
these kids would join the police Explorers program and the fire the Junior Fire Department,
and we might have one fire like every ten years. But man,
if that that day, everybody in town showed up for that fire because guess
what, all your buddies in school and all the volunteers. So right,
same thing with fine plan, all the volunteer firefighters. Man, this was
a big deal. I can so relate to Dan stories. I can oh
many, damn, damn. Look and we got we we had a fire.
We're fighting the fire. It's horrible when Hilton's the big city and it
was it was got stop. How many people in Hilton? Now we're back
when I was, back when you were a kid. Four thousand and five
thousand. Probably yeah, about that. They might have been doubled the size
of my He had like eighteen hundred, not kidding. And some guy just
by the way walk by, he was watching us on YouTube. Oh wow,
he held the phone up any three of the figure probably all right,
Well, we'll take a moment. Get bit off by that chihuahua in the
story. What where is a Jack Russell terrier biting? I don't, I
don't. I'm not buying this. This is like that scene the Lebowski Lie.
Never Uh, we'll take a moment. We haven't checked in with Randy
in a while. I'm sure there's racing, Randy. Yes, I think
there's a yes race and Randy, Thank you Randy. That is his title
yeah, I think we'll do that, and then I'd like to get back
to some of the things that yeah, that bothered you, that are bothering
me, and some other people have listed. I did put this on Facebook,
so some other people. We'll see if both of you guys agree with
these or not. I don't know, the race is still good. I
call Randy because I still got to open bets here you do, who do
you got? Well, let's see you know what hold your bets. Maybe
we'll see how well Randy thinks your bets will do or are doing. Oh,
I took some long shots just because yeah, that's how you make the
money. I put a buck on two guys that were plus fifteen thousand,
ten thousand. I kind of like that. You're getting this deep into it,
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to bellified Jones songs and Danny push you so much? Yeah, that's right
exactly. It's uh, I just I don't know. For some reason,
I was thinking about them. What did I just see with arrows? There
was a reason in my head. I have a very I have a headache.
I never get headaches. I have a headache. Really yeah, I
never get them. Might be a tumor. Could be that it's not a
no like a kindergarten cop. That's all. Somebody sent me a TikTok of
a motorcycle and all this is Arnold schwartzenigger's going and as it goes, it's
just a motorcycle. There's no one on it, and it jumps over something
here. You know, all arnold sounds anyway, So it's funny you mentioned
the headache thing. So yesterday I saw my family and half the family I
didn't I didn't see for Christmas, so we had to give our Christmas gifts
too, and my brother got me this thing from Migrains. It's it's basically
an how do I explain it. It's it's like an aspirator or something you
put in your ear to suck the pressure out of your head. Yes,
so I gotta wait to see if I have a migraine to make it,
to see if it works. It's like thirty bucks, forty bucks. Oh,
by the way, are you thinking of using this fucking thing. I
already tried it, just to see how it works. I don't know.
I wanted to pull out. No, it doesn't pull anything out. Just
oh that's where that thought went, because that's been gone for a while.
It pulls the air pressure out of your out of your sinuses, I guess,
and stuff like that. Because because I've had migraine problems for a long
time, and I've been taking more and more medication. But the more and
more medication you take, the more more tolerance you build, the more I
was told that when you have aches, ye you rebound headache from the medication.
Yes, when you have headaches, that it's that you're mostly dehydrated and
while you drink water, it's not really being absorbed into the cell. So
you need to drink salt water. Okay, to put some salt in your
water and that usually makes your headache away. Or just take some PDEs and
stuff you pussy well, you know, back to the PEDI hang up for
just one second. I was thinking about this. If we talk about competition,
what about beauty competition? What about the woman that goes and has the
facial and a little bit of botox to take out the crease that might have
popped up on her twenty two year old face or whatever. It's performance enhancing?
Would it not be yes, it would be yeah. Or how about
the MISSUS America contest. We have a friend who's in the Missus America.
Oh, I don't know if you know her? I do you do know
her? Okay? No, if you know Bobby Joe, she she's competes
in the MISSUS America and she had been a beauty Patchel, So MISSUS America
would be someone who's probably anywhere, I'm gonna say, from their thirties.
I guess you could be missed and married. But most of these women are
a little older. They've had kids there, right, still attractive. I
would rather you know, don't oh nach rall ain't gonna win it, right,
I think the little botox, some makeup, right, lay'er done.
I'm just saying, a nip tuck pole whatever. I think that helps,
and I'm all for it. I'm all for it. But that would be
performance enhancing it would you're going up against judges, yes, yes, you
know what I'm saying. You're not like you know, you're using you're not
using your athletes. Well, they used to have natural bodybuilding context telling competition
in there where they would give you right. Yeah, but they sold everything.
I remember in the so when I went to this natural bodybuilding gym and
I was like nineteen eighteen, nineteen years old, they would sell stuff that
came in. It looked it was a glass thing you would break the tip
off, but it was in the shape of like a needle. It looked
like a steroid needle and you would break the end off important and whatever you
were drinking, okay, and there's supposed to be like protein or something for
you. And I don't know, somebody was working behind the counter outl probably
after a while, I don't know. But this was a natural This was
a natural bodybuilding gym because the owner had won like the East Coast Nationals for
a natural bodybuilding He was forty six years old and they had the big thing.
And this was the kind of gyms that I always liked that were not
very fancy. I think they had a lot of duct tape around the thing.
It was just you were just there working out. It was just you
and I like a boxing gym. Judgment zone. Okay, I saw,
I saw. I saw a video like you know, like Instagram on in
these videos, you just you know, you know, you just scroll through
and it's a mister, a guy who I grew up into Chocolate County.
And there was a guy named Don Ryan how he passed away this past year
or last year. He was the world's strongest man for like seven straight years.
So they bring in this world's strongest man right at this bodybuilding competition,
and all these guys are all jacked, yeah, and they're all posing right,
and this guy walks in behind him and he's just a giant, and
they all look back and they're like, oh, like this is what it's
like to actually be strong. Yeah, like bodybuilding. People think bodybuilding and
strengthen the same thing. They're not at all. You know, it's more
about chiseling your body and sculpting your body. But that doesn't mean you're getting
stronger than anybody else, not necessarily, No, it doesn't know. And
I think a lot of times, well, those guys who are doing body
building or it is about the muscles and it's about you know, almost derating
yourself. Yes, yes, these guys look back like, oh, they're
kind of embarrassed. What current trend or behavior is escalating beyond control? We
talked about this a little while ago. I'll give you a few more.
Uh. Somebody said, I've heard it called main characters. That was me.
I've heard it called main character syndrome. Yeah, it was all of
a sudden, I don't know what's going on with me over here. I
have a headache and I'm gurgling. Maybe you need more salt water. I
do. I've heard it called main character syndrome. It's an epidemic that so
many people think the world revolves around them. It's gotten worse than the last
We know plenty of people like that. All right, well I think most
people. Well here's the thing. Character syndrome has actually found itself into the
journalism department. I've read more stories Bill stories, you know, just about
games and stuff where all of a sudden, the writer makes themselves the main
character of the story. Come on, go read the Athletic. Come on.
If you're not reading Tim Graham, you're reading somebody else. Say I
saw, I thought me me me I I I I. And it's like
when we were in school, after your freshman year, if you wrote in
first person, you got an automatic f. You're not part of the story.
Right, we saw the game, right about the game. This is
a Times reporter. I never write in first person. Go back and read
my story. No, I make a habit. I'm not saying mocking where
you were? What you write? What you All? Right? Yeah,
Tim make himself? Does he say? I know? Tim? Never does.
Tim's a real reporter. That's my point. There's a bunch of guys
who write I thought that the bills. But it's not a column, it's
a report. It's if you're a columnist. That's different. Like when you
want when you're writing a story, you have to you have to talk about
the game. You don't talk about I want the names, I want a
name. I'm not. I'm not gonna do that. Yes you will,
because there's some people that we actually know that have done this. But like
you're talking about make main character syndrome, Yeah you weren't. He's attacking the
nine to eleven guys. You weren't strapping on a helmet going out there on
third and seven. You were just sitting up in the press box writing and
bitching about something. Retail theft. Somebody said, retail theft a trend or
behavior escalating beyond control. Well, because you've seen videos of people just walking
into taking it to the Apple stores or into Walgreens, just grabbing stuff and
no charges filed. They just walk out. Here's one that I I I
definitely agree with, and I don't think I ever had it with my kids,
although I think like there's a big deal to it at lower levels,
but graduation ceremonies at every grade level. I don't know we need a graduation,
but I don't mind. I'll say this as i've gotten older, kindergarten
graduation I'm not I don't have a problem with that one. I'm gonna tell
you why because I think it shows the importance of school and the importance of
the kid, and that we can have some fun and look at how great
you did. And I do. I think it's kind of a self esteem
builder at that age. After that, you wait to high, you get
the big ones, you get kindergarten, because it's kindergarten. Do they do
an they do an eighth grade moving up? Yeah, we did six grid
grade moving up. And then there's obviously we hated it. We didn't want
to do it. We didn't want one. We were like, oh,
we got put on suits and ties and dresses and go do this. I'm
gonna give you a trend that's annoying me lately and I don't even part of
it. Yes, I get it. Pickle ball. My uncle hates these
people. I don't hate them. I don't hate them. Michaels tennis players.
You can't get parking spaces in certain areas because it's all goddamn pickleball.
Well, that's what he's saying. He goes, damn, tell you something.
Huh, play tennis. My uncle sounds like one of the characters from
the Simpsy Good. Damn, I tell you something, man, I go
and play tennis. And on the a these pickleball these gosh darn pickleball people
show up and take our courts. And he's not choking like this all these
people do because it's it's easy tennis. You have to move right, very
limited move like they showed Mace and Roe in Agacy and a couple other guys
playing pickleball at ESPN a couple of weeks ago, and Macceroe's like laughing.
He's getting frustrated because it's like, this isn't real. Well, man,
the guy who invented it, it's gone everywhere, right, didn't he invent
it for a gym class in Oregon? Or watching it? Yeah, he
had it years ago. Yeah, my wife says she remembers playing it.
I never played We never played it. No, it didn't make it didn't
make The Silver Creek didn't make it. We played a game. We played
a game. I love square dancing ball. We had square dancer too.
We had square Dancer. We had line dancing. We also had the game
dancing. Yeah. We also had a game called speedball, which I love.
It was a combination. You played it on a football field. It
is a combination of all the sports. If you wanted to move with the
vall, you had to dribble it. Okay. If you want to score,
you had to kick it through the uprights or or underneath the goal post
because we had those old school goal posts that would look like the fifties goal
posts. It looks like an h those types of goal posts. Yeah,
it was cool, man. If you want to dance the ball, you
could throw it forward and backwards. It was fun. Uh. Plastic surgery,
especially in teens and young adults, it is becoming more popular. It
is getting a little yes, because I keep hearing more about the gender surgeries,
which we know are like fewer and far between. I don't know about
the gender surgery. That's my point is that like I hear about that more
than I hear about plastic surgery. Because all the people you listen to are
all up in arms over that, and people sitting like that woman at ri
t setting all these records in track and field. What about the what about
here's one I don't like and I don't get. Okay, false eyelashes.
They look ridiculous. You can spot them a mile away the way kid god,
and they got it hurt taken off. Stop just be there, you
go. I'm a fake nails? I mean, are fake nails a big
deal? I've had an issue with them, but I don't understand why women
do it. Can't you just paint them? I don't know. You can't
pick your nose with that and tell you that probably not. Can't type with
Danny And I used to work with a guy. Yeah, you probably can't.
Who left a one fingernail a little bit longer on his pinky now?
And it was it was his nose picking nail? Who's that? Seriously?
No? Who do you think it was? Why you say it wasn't our
buddy? The guy the name was Tommy. No, I was gonna say
tom No, No, I didn't know that. I didn't know that we
had a guy like that. Who talks with the pinky. Phil do that?
Yeah? Phil talked about it. Block that out with a pinky.
You gotta wind if you're getting in there, you gotta call racist. Randy
speak of nose pickers. I, Uh, which figure do you pick with
that? I don't tell us you've never picked your nose? I don't,
but I but if I have an itch in my nose, you know I
don't pick my nose. I go today. I'm saying you've done it.
I have, but I don't like go back to a time in my life?
Were okay, which finger did I? I? I use it?
ID to roll up a tissue and I'll go deep. So I got a
DV sometimes I got a niche up there. Randy's not to answer? Where
on lap? I told you we're not happy with us, everybody. I
missed your call. Oh hello, Randy. I know we're calling you at
an inopportune time. Yes you are. But where are we? In the
race? Thirteen? All right? Now? Kevin's got a bet on the
race? Kevin? What's the bet? I just picked drivers? All right?
Who'd you pick? Uh? I got? I just don't remember.
No, I thought he had it. I put a dollar on Ricky sten
House plus fifteen thousand. I put a dollar. I put in your bucks
on Bush, A couple of bucks on Hamlin, had a couple of bucks
on the gun. Who I took the two first two because they were wicked
long shots. I was hoping for a big ass accident in the miracle.
Well what was that? You got that through? Fan duel draft Kings?
Is there a thing to you right now? I will think it'd be you
for donation? Oh sure, wow, who's winning? They can have it?
Who do you think is gonna win? Randy? I don't know,
because Kyle Larson's leading to Riddick. Reddick is really good and maybe blaming Chanceting,
he gives it. I mean, anybody in the top probably time can
still win this race, but it's gonna there's an accident or yellow It could
really punt it the field. But Reddick, I mean Reddicks, Reddick is
only he not even a the second off of Larson. So they've been racing
pretty much like that all afternoon, and so Larcen's had the car to beat
that. Reddicks have been really good. So and Blainey's up there. But
I don't know. I think Reddick's got a good shot to win this all
right, So what happens? Who do you want to win it? Oh?
Kyle Busch, for sure, we want to win, but but that's
not going to happen. He got caught up in a penalty in the last
pit stop, so he has no shot at winning it. What was it?
What was the penalty for him? He was over then he was out
of his pit box, the front spoiler and the car was over the line
on the front and that's that's got's called. That's called out of the box.
They should have backed him up three inches and he would have been fine.
Wow. Yeah, a lot of guys have that problem. They're just
three inches out of the box. Randy, that's right. Does that seem
ridiculous? Sort? Are you okay with that? That's the rule, Like
Tracy said, I don't like it, but it's the rule. I mean,
it wasn't he wasn't actually into the other pit box, but he's not
on the line. But that's like Tracy does, that's the rule. So
that's what it is. Okay, So you don't fight it. That's just
what it is. Wow. So and so that pretty much took him out
of the race. I took him out of the race. Yeah, I
took him completely out of the race. So but did you do anything fight
this weekend? Randy? Spend time with my wife. That sounds like fun.
So we did that I mean, then don't got to go out.
I went out with my father in law this morning. You know he goes
out, he goes shopping on Sundays, and then take him out. So
what a good guy has to work on Sundays? Good man? But how
many? How many laps left? Ten? Seven? Seven left? All
right? Seven left? All right? And you think so call the race
right now for us? Who do you think is going to win right now?
Where he's gonna win seven laps left? I think I think Larson's gonna
win it unless he makes a mistake. But Reda's Reddicka's just driving. I
mean he's just went around a corner. He is just like inches inches off
the off the wall. I mean he couldn't. You couldn't put your hand
in between that wall. I don't think, Wow, the balls you got
to have to do that. Yeah, like the confidence you have to be.
You almost have to be as steady as a surgeon in a way.
Nerves are steel. Yeah, no nerve. I would always say no nerves
because he can't have them. You can't feel. I think that's the closest
thing to zen like when you're just in the flow of doing it. I
think like you you can't think of nothing else but driving that car. You
can't have a thought about anything. Oh oh, that's right, that's right.
Because Tyler Reddick is behind him. But Bubba Wallace is behind Reddick.
He's laughs down, but he's a he is a teammate of Rehtika. He
get behind Redick and to help him draft up two. Okay, so could
be you know it's got five to go, all right, I'm gonna put
my money on Reddick. Okay, I think Reddick's gonna do it. I
think Tracy put out a great strategy and he's coming. He is getting closer,
yeah, Tracy, Yes, he's getting closer. I'm starting to think
that maybe we should talk to Tracy and Randy. I think she might know
this racing tracyyy, Tracy, that's Raddy. I want to ask you,
like, when you have teammates and stuff, do you go into the race
with a with a a strategy or who over who we want to win and
how everybody else is going to help them win? Or is every man for
themself? Well the race like they may well, like they told a five
hundred, try to be close with your friend, but you can get close
to your teammate. But like the last ten lasts, everybody's ah, Reddick,
he's right there, he is right there. Oh buddy, he's lessening.
He's less than almost just a little over a tenth behind him. Here
comes Randy. How many laughs? Last week? Three three laps, that's
a quick right here, Reddick reddicks up Larson. Oh he saw him down
the front street. Oh, he's right there. He is. He is
like half a car lenked off. Now how pissed will be he be if
he loses? You think, Reddick? I don't think he'll be pissed.
He just he drove the best he could. That's whether Larson can hold the
line or not. We'll still catch that check tomorrow. Yeah, well what
is second place? Oh yeah, I don't know, but probably I don't
know what first place play. The second place is probably you know, now,
not that much. Not no, that's that kind of race. Probably
probably over one hundred grand. Wow, he just opened up a lead on
Reddick. It's on the final lap. Oh, Larson opened up the lead,
Alick, Oh he opened up Oh big time. He's just put a
card lead on him. Wow, he lost his momentum. He's oh yeah,
he's up and sailing. But now he's not going to catch him.
I don't think he's going to catch him. Well, I don't know.
Running on the outside, you're going to give it a shot, but no,
you're not going to catch him very close. It up. Yeah,
and Larsening to to win, Larsen for the win. There it is race
when who we were? Who we were? Where we racing next week?
Randy, God, we are a Phoenix next week. I believe we're a
Phoenix Phoenix Championship race. Is that a uh Kevin? No, I was
watching on my phone. I just moved it forward a week on teasing.
Uh so Uh is that a six hundred mile race? No, that's only
five hundred miles and that's a one mile that's a one mile track. So
sir, for some reason, Silver Creek Matthe yeah, you're right. All
right. Well, Randy, I hope you have a great week. We
haven't talked in a while, but i'd like to get you on Sundays.
I like this when the race is going on. I know it's gonna know
you though, live, Randy, I like live or not. Now,
I won't annoy I mean, I just I just I just waiting to say
I look at it over and I said, I knew it would be you'd
be calling usually call her around seven seven thirty, so I knew you'd be
close and you call usually. Well, I had texted you. I don't
know if you saw it. No, I didn't see that, buddy,
I was just watching her. Got you blogged twenty fourth the twenty fourth win
for uh Kyle Larson? All right, well, very good? All right,
Randy. Any other Hallmark fun this weekend? Did you make your own
Hallmark movie? No, we didn't do any of that. We didn't.
We didn't watch a hot Marked movie this weekend. No, now one with
f we didn't do. We didn't go anywhere yet. We stayed home all
day yesterday, didn't go anywhere. Didn't It's just hun around and watch TV.
Did you even put on pants yesterday? Randy? I hit my pajamazon
all day, Yes, my man. All right, very good, Randy.
What's that? What's that? Tracy? We didn't watch TV? Told
that's right, Well, we didn't watch any TV till later in the day.
So, but you know the things around the house. All right,
very nice. So there's Reddick. Reddick doesn't look real happy. I'm sure
not, but oh well, he gave it a good shot. Believe me,
he was right there and he just lost an we're going on that turn
and he opened up like ten links down. That was the end of that.
All right, So well, Rac and Randy, thank you for the
final call. Okay, buddy, no problem, all right, we'll talk
aboudy. You got it, man. I kind of liked it though.
Ever comes all there, it is all right. We'll close it out for
Kevin Muir, who is now a NASCAR officionado. Wow, said, you're
a NASCAR better. I kind of like this Nationals And he's betting on Swiss
hockey. You can't even pronounce their names. He's betting on lacrosse ker snooker.
It sounds like somebody's developing a problem for Dan Barrillo. I'm Bill Moran.
We'll see you tomorrow, do Bess