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Mac picture of this. Oh you're
dead. I have perish. You have

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perished? What was my cause of
death? How do you think you're going

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to die? I don't know.
It's a good question. All right,

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we'll get back to that at the
end. All right. You are,

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you know, going up the escalator
through the pearly gates, about to see

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whoever you want to see. And
to your right, to your left you

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are walking through a food court.
So like the waiting room of the Pearly

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Gates of Heaven is an airport food
court? Right, but in your mind,

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what food places are you seeing at
this food court? You're six six?

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Okay? Well, sick allows you
to do a pretty easy spread here.

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So you have to have Taco Bell
in there. Agreed, Taco Bell

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has everything a man could ever dream
of. If you could just have Taco

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Bell, and I'd be happy enough
with it. You have to represent fast

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food burgers and fries in some way, and like shake Shack in five guys

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are too big to be a food
court, you'd probably go McDonald's. Who

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there. I don't see a lot
of McDonald in food courts, though you

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see more Burger Kings than McDonald's in
food courts. You never really see Wendy's,

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which is going to say I was
actually at the American Dream Mall over

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the weekend. Okay, they had
a Wendy's. How about that. I

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prefer McDonald's over Wendy's. Okay,
so give me McDonald's there, and then

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I'll go Popeyes for my like chicken
representation there. I love Popeyes spicy chicken

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sandwich. I just like Popeyes in
general. So that's three. You kind

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of get your chicken, tacos burgers. You gotta have some sort of Asian

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representation here. I would go like
Master Walk Master Walk way back in the

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day. I don't even know if
they exist anymore. Twenty years ago.

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Master Walk was fantastic. Their general
goo has always been my favorite, so

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I really like that. And then
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there too, And most reputable pizza
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we're talking chain pizzas here, Like
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I don't think they have to accept
that you're getting a barrow. Yeah,

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so I'd go for my favorite York
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not good, but you know,
you get some representation in there, and

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then the sixth you'd probably have to
do like a smoothie dessert. I was

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gonna say, some kind of an
ice cream right, Yeah, maybe an

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ice cream place. Yeah, So
for that, I wouldn't really care what

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it is. That would be probably
a revolving like a pretzel place. Maybe

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about a pretzel thin too. Yeah, you could do like an Auntians pretzel

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that would be real nice. I'd
like that. Yeah, how about you

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go. I was just gonna tell
you it doesn't matter what I think.

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People only care what you think.
Over the weekend, Like I said,

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I was in New Jersey. I
was at the American Dream Mall. That

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had one of the best food courts
I've ever seen. By the way,

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this is the second biggest mall in
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All of America had a hockey fucking
rinking there was crazy, really Yeah.

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So they had a Wendy's, they
had a Popeyees, they had a

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Taco Bell, they had a place
that just fried food. They had a

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weird pasta place. It really had
everything. They had a jolly Bee,

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which they don't generally have anywhere.
My Filipino family very thrilled about that,

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right, So really it really had
everything. Not only that, I don't

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know if I can recommend this because
it's super expensive, but uh, the

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Nickelodeon Universe Amusement Park. It's an
indoor amusement park. Unbelievable in the mall.

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It was in the mall. Wow. So I've never heard of this

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place. Maybe because the Mall of
America steals it's shined. But yeah,

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I was not aware of this place. What it's in new is how close

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is it to New York City?
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Oh okay, so what's that like? Thirty minutes forty minutes outside the

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city. Thirty minutes outside the city. They have a hockey rink, They

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have the Nickelodeon Place. They also
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a DreamWorks water park as well on
the inside. Wow, this is quite

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something. So when you're on your
way up to the Pearly Gates, you

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just want one last stop of the
American Dream Mall, I'm gonna go up

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the escalator and say please bring me
back to New Jersey. One go three,

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yeah, job three. King of
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Catching you up? Have you been
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What have you been watching? We'll
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of movies. We have eight or
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couple of the months, some of
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of them from two two and a
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for Damon Buford. It didn't like
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Rellaford, but he never played here. Good hot off the presses. Here

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he is some movie news and we'll
talk about one of these movies in a

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second. We had a Memorial Day
weekend aka garfiosa box office weekend, and

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this is being billed as the worst
box office weekend, Sorry, the worst

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Memorial Day box office weekend since nineteen
ninety five, thirty years, we got

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to go back to find a weekend
as bad, and that's not even counting

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for inflation. So this is actually
worse that weekend. Do the number one

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movie at the box office Casper Christina
Roel Ghost the Ghost that had. That

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movie had a b thirteen year old
girls fawning over a ghost played by Devin

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Sawa. You know who was the
lead in Casper the Friendly Ghost too,

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Lizzie Maguire. That's correct, Hillary
Duff. Hillary Duff's right, all right,

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it'll do it for this podcast,
guys. She played Wendy. That

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was Wendy and Casper, right,
but wasn't the first one also Wendy,

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so she was recast as Wendy.
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brought into this one. That's when
they were crossing over. Wait, so

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play just a girl? That's always
her name is like the antagonist and fu

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girl? Yeah girl, the girl
girl interrupted top of your head right now?

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Can you name Casper's three uncles?
Oh fucking stinky, Slimy and gooey.

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I don't know. Okay, you're
pretty close and I don't know this

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either. Stretch Oh yep, yep, Yeah, Fatso, Okay, sounds

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right. Fuck, I don't know
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stinky sounds right. I remember Fatso
because my cousin was not allowed to

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watch Casper anymore because he called someone
Fatso. Think a trivia question right there.

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Put lock that up up there,
we'll come back to. Yeah.

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I'm gonna put what we do our
next spooky stuff trivia that we're not allowed

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to do anymore, but we do
nineteen ninety five Memorial Day weekend box office

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trivia. That'll be one of the
twenty questions. I'm gonna put my my

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balls on the line here. I'm
trying to think of something a little more,

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uh, you know, not as
crass, but I'm gonna say stinky,

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stretch and fatso. That sounds better
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yeah, I feel pretty confident there. I feel pretty confident all right.

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Number one at the box office goo
was Furiosa, a Mad Max story,

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making thirty two million over the four
day weekend, which is obvious. I

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think they were expecting in the fifty
sixty range and this fell way short.

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I don't as good as that Fury
Road movie gets rated, which it gets

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it's off the charts at one like
fucking fore Cat of Awards. I don't

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know if anyone was really wanting a
prequel to that movie. It is both

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a prequel and a spinoff, but
go ahead. Yeah and moreover as good

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as Furry Road did, I don't
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it started getting rated, like through
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like obviously it's a known ip,
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maker. Yeah, both of the
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they should have over the weekend,
Mad Max and Garfield. Garfield, by

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the way, made just barely a
million less than Furiosis. They will have

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a second weekend to make up for
this upcoming weekend because there are no big

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movies coming out. Yeah, we
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it's it's pretty open yep. Garfield
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one. That's over the four days. Third, fourth, and fifth was

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if Our Kingdom of the Plan of
the Apes movie, which made thirteen million.

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If was sixteen and then The Fall
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it's out digitally as well, made
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the way, I was about to, and I'll probably cut this up for

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like a TikTok video because we need
them clicks. We need them clicks.

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Do you remember during our fall Guy
podcast, our award winning Fall Guy podcast,

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I made the prediction that The Fall
Guy would have a top Gun Maverick

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like Summer. I was wrong.
I uh, you were so excited for

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that movie, and it's still it's
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like a little bit more than you
did. I don't know. They marketed

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the shit out of that movie a
lot. So everyone's like coming out about,

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you know, Garfield and Furiosa,
like, oh, how did it

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make that much money? Why is
no one writing about The Fall Guy not

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making any money? I did people
have. I don't know about that.

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I don't know what that's not.
Why write about The Fall Guy, writers,

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you folks. I won't I won't
read it, but write about it,

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all right? Go first on the
docket here today is Garfield. The

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aforementioned gar Field just made thirty one
million dollars and it's opening weekend. It's

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been out for not even a week
now. This is a PG rated.

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You don't have the little peak behind
the curtainer. You did the notes from

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the movies he's seen and didn't do
it in the style I like doing it,

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So I'm going to be all over
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this, I don't know three hours
ago you could have changed my notes.

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No, you told me this twenty
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giving the people too far peak behind
the curtain right now if you could stop

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telling them about our personal lives.
This is obviously an animated comedy for kids,

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but also Garfield's been around long enough
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age and a little bit older too. I also just realized that I crossed

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my legs again. If you could
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no, because I don't do it
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super cut after this. On TikTok, how many times you crushed her?

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I can't help it. On Roddy
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forty one too long? That's pretty
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movie too. I'll tell her I've
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page is not bad, No,
but you need your kids movies to be

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an hour twenty five, So you
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five minutes, all right, fair
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don't I don't blame me on that. A movie that's not on this list

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is Migration. They got in and
out eighty five minutes. My kid loves

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it. That makes sense, Yeah, it does make sense. Quite the

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split here on roddy Teazgoo thirty eight
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from the audience. Now, of
course, the audience is easy to please.

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Do you think and this ties into
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down down to a thirty on Metacritic. Do you think it deserved this this

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low score? Ye from the critics. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this

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movie is bad and I did leave
with about a half an hour left.

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But while watching this movie, I
was and I am pretty open to children's

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animated movies. I'm pretty accepting of
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what audience this movie is made for, I'm fine with it. I wasn't

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sure who this was made for.
With their like it was just back and

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forth between being kind of slapsticky but
not in a fun way, making weird

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references to like the nineteen sixties,
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is, or you know Garfield window
placards, whatever. So I wasn't entirely

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sure, like who would enjoy this
movie? I if you're thinking about especially

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for over ninety minutes, who could
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like, I'm enjoying what I'm being
given on the screen. That's fair?

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That is I just did it again? You gonna tell me? So?

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This movie is directed by Mark Dindall, never heard of him. Writers on

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the movie Paul Kaplan, Mark Torgrove, and David Reynolds. Never heard of

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them. Oh. This movie stars
Chris Pratt as the voice of Garfield,

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who is doing a voice you're saying, right a little bit. It's kind

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of like how he changed his voice
from Mario just a little bit. It's

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not exactly what he gave us as
Emmett in the Lego movie, which I

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think he actually did a great job
with. Oh phenomena in the Lego movie.

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Yeah, it's not different from most
of his other stuff though. He's

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really just doing like Andy Andy Dwyer
in the Lego movie, just like a

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really excited version of his actual self. Samuel Jackson and Hannah Wattingham also star

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in this. Who do they play? So? Samuel L. Jackson is

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his father, who is a larger
cat who I think is having a little

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more fun than what Pratt is with
his voice. And Wattingham is the bad

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cat. Oh so she's been playing
villains recently. Well, she's British.

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If you're British, you gotta play
a bad cat. Synopsis. After Garfield's

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unexpected reunion with his long lost father, ragged ally cat Vic, he and

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his canine friend Odie are forced from
their perfectly pampered lives to join Vic on

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a risky heist. How is Odie
in this? I guess you would.

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You would look at Odie as like
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silly situation is like what's going on
here? Now? This is a real

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Penn and Teller situation with Garfield and
Odie, right, because Garfield can speak,

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or you think he can, because
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John can't understand him. I don't
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Odie understands it, but Odie can
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we go back to and we were
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at the Theaters, in which Bill
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four movie got a twenty seven a
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I can't remember back to that movie
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Two Kiddies got a thirty seven?
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how they titled the movie, so
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t Jenffery like a cat. Jennifer
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I don't remember which one. I
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second one. Oh fuck, I
know Brecken Meyers in both, Yes,

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he is. He plays John Arbuncle. She might be in the second one.

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I don't RecA you never more credit
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what we've kind of gotten to here. Heartbreakers deserves more credit. Whatever one

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had. Jennifer love Hugh at clearly
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as a fan of Chris Pratt and
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like, I don't mind Garfield.
I'm not up or down. I really

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have no desire to see this movie. Go. Yeah, I don't know

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why they had to go back to
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where like they lose the rights to
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out right now? So they just
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the story told in the movie,
was it necessarily like it had to be

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a Garfield movie? Yeah, And
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they put it in Memorial Day weekend
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who's leading them down that path because
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thirty one million as like double what
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So I just don't know where where
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got they got duped here. That's
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biggest takeaway like, obviously this movie
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old son could not sit through one
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moving around constantly. I'm handing him
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He just did not care for this. It's fully animated too, it's not

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fully animal ones. Yeah, okay, all right, so that's that's not

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great for it. Uh And at
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me, but maybe we'll review that
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not gonna pay to see that movie
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desire to see it, so I'm
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Garfield doesn't like Mondays, he likes
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People think there's too much going on
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she was speaking to one of the
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companies that is at the red carpet
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saying that she prefers pizza over almost
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Lazagna. Keep in mind your movie
is about Lazagna, And she said,

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Lasagna has too much going on.
It's really it's it's noodles, sauce and

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cheese. It's really meat. No, there's layers. Let's say there's seven

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layers. Yeah, but like it's
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ever had a one hundred layered lasagna. No, there's a place in Harvard

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Square that had that. It was
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may be a connoisseur of pizza.
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go that far. You and I
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I love pizza. I love deep
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more to lazangna than it does.
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it's the best version. I mean. Also, I think you and

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I we have a similar taste in
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pizza. Yes, which a lot
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is, it is. It does
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that's fair. Oh. Also,
while in New York, I had a

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pizza pie that was a chicken caesar
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comes to pizza. I love a
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percent of the time. If I'm
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meatball ricotta, maybe a buffalo chicken, maybe a barbecue chicken, maybe a

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chicken picken ranch, but I'm mostly
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pizza places that are like making it
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my god. I commented it on
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wanked and I said, oh my
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A chicken caesar salad pizza is not
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this place and I'm like, give
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this spinach and artichoke, and what
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the spinach an artichoke either. They
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of pizza. Upon ordering it,
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cooked it dough, cheese and chicken, and then they added the lettuce and

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sauce and creutons. After. If
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my pizza. Even the little basil
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in my mouth. Good Next up
a movie that came out the week before.

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By the way, Garfield second worst
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really yeah. I put it below
Ghostbusters Okay, how many movies are up

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to now? I think I'm up
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right. Next up is if this
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theaters, it's up to sixty three
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internationally. It's doing pretty well money
wise. This is a rated PG animated

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comedy in drama with a run time
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longer than Goo Wats and admittedly,
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different path, I would have been
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I had some missus with the movie. On Roddy, t's forty nine percent

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from the critics, eighty nine percent
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here, a forty six on metacritics. So the critics are pretty disappointed,

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the audiences generally liked it. Dow, you have your hand up. Yeah.

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or from Reynolds as a live action
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that feel? It's pretty spot on, but I don't know if that's a

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good thing, and I'll get to
that in a second. Because the recent

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Pixar if it does feel a lot
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the audience, sort of what you
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you get your hand up. But
yeah, the movie is rated PG.

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Do you think it would have been
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I don't think it would have been
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don't, okay. This movie is
written directed by John Krasinski. Obviously we

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know him from the office, but
in his writing and directing career A Quiet

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Place, Quiet Place Part two.
He also has a writing credit on the

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third one coming up here in a
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girl who goes through a difficult experience
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have been left behind as their real
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stars Ryan Reynolds as cal Kaylee Fleming
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and Fiona Shaw as the grandmother and
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a voice cast here that I'm going
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would also say that the voice cast
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Yes, and though sometimes it's fun
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theater too, like trying to figure
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I actually wanted more of these characters
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Chameleon, Steve Carell is Blue,
Phoebe Waller Bridges Blossom, Louis Gosset,

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Juniors Lewis. Those were our three
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Aquafina as Bubble, Emily Blut as
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Matt Damon as Flower, Bill Hayter
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Keegan, Michael Key as Slime,
Blake Lively as Octopus, Sebastian Man of

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Scalcol as Magician Mouse, Christopher Maloney
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is Guardian Dog, Maya Rudolph as
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John Stewart as Robot and Gugh.
Brad Pitt is in here as a character

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named Keith, which I really enjoyed
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the movie we see the character,
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The character named Keith has mentioned three
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so it's sort of an ode to
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me laugh going through this. I
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Qu I'm glad you asked me about
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is what I tweeted out like fifteen
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movie has some issues. And my
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fun as the premise promises or as
that voice cast promises. It's just like

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falls victim to that same issue that
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Who is this four? Is it
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adults? Because this sort of met
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theater was decently full with kids who
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so it did entertain kids enough,
but like I wanted either a little

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bit more of a serious tone to
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full all out and spend more time
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didn't do either of those two things. So there is still like a nice,

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hot, heartfelt story at the bottom
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end, you still have a little
heartwarming feeling and you laugh a few times

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throughout it. Just this was like
promise not delivered. You know. I

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have it at twenty eight Hot Dogs
my number eight movie of twenty twenty four,

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and that, like twenty eight range
is usually movies that I really wanted

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to like and it was disappointing,
or movies that should have been terrible but

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like kind of outkicked their coverage.
I just wanted more from this, and

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this is one of the movies I
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because I thought that with Krasinski and
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passion project that was really gonna hit
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and you get what they're going for
in here. It just doesn't quite hit

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the mark. But like it's still
like if I didn't go in with my

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expectation, I think I would have
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still an enjoyable movie, and obviously
you see that with eighty nine percent from

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the audience, but as far as
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I totally totally get that question.
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and if you don't want any spoilers. Gip ahead about thirty seconds. Mac

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is Ryan Reynolds imaginary. Ryan Reynolds
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about this is like it's really obvious
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as a little kid, you wouldn't
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yes, yes, that was like
pretty clear that that was going to

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be the whole plot twist. It
is a nice so the way they do

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that is actually pretty good, even
though there you know that's going to happen

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the whole time. I really like
the way they handle that. It's just

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that movie could have been way better
as it is. It's good enough,

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kind of like and Detective Pikachu he
was the dad. Yes, it is

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exactly like Detective Pikachu, another Ryan
Reynolds movie. How about that it's easy

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to make connections sometimes crossing over right
there, dude? Next up, Unfrosted.

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Unfrosted came out on May third on
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about you able to sit through this
in one sitting. This was one of

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the weirdest experiences I've had watching a
movie in a while, because I thought

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it was gonna be way worse than
it was. Granted, this movie is

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terrible, don't get me wrong.
I was expecting all time bad and it's

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not quite that, which is what
I want to talk about it. So

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this is PG thirteen, like I
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Run time of ninety seven minutes,
so it's not super long. Roddy T's

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forty three percent from the critics,
fifty one percent from the audience, So

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everyone's just so fucking confused the way
I am. On Metacritic of forty two

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this movie. First of all,
this should be the main gripe right here.

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This movie never should have got made. This is written by Jerry Seinfeld,

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Spike Fahrenstein, Andy Robin, and
Barry Martyr, the team that gave

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you b movie. I don't know
why they would ever reunite. I don't

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know why anyone would sign off on
them reuniting, but they all wanted to.

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Again, take twenty five percent credit
for this fucking terrible movie. Obviously

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we know Seinfeld. Farenston was also
a writer on Letterman for years. He

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did some Seinfeld stuff. Andy Robin
wrote for SNL, did some Seinfeld stuff.

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Barry Martyr did a nightstand one of
your favorite studius. Yeah again,

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I just why on earth would you
reunite this crew from what was B Movie?

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Two thousand and five, two thousand
and six. Yes, and Seinfeld

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also recently, like a coward,
apologize for the sexual undertones of B movie

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Grow. Also, this is Jerry
Seinfeld's directorial debut. He didn't want to

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know, he wanted the right project. I just everything surrounded this movie is

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fucking bizarre. Synopsis In nineteen sixty
three, Michigan Business rivals Kellogg's and Post

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compete to create We had a Cake
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stars Seinfeld as Bob Cabana, Rachel
Harris is his wife and a Kabana,

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Christen Slater's Mike Diamond, Jim Gaffigel
Jim Gaffigan as Edzel Kellogg the third and

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actually this movie is has even like
a longer cameo list than if does,

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so I'm not gonna do. It's
not even worth going through. You could

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subtitle this movie cameo or Cameo the
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three times in this movie is Kyle
Mooney, mikey Day and Drew Tarvor as

402
00:27:29.559 --> 00:27:34.039
Snap crackle and pop. They were
fucking super funny, and that when they

403
00:27:34.039 --> 00:27:38.359
were involved. I wanted more of
like that humor. It just they didn't.

404
00:27:38.400 --> 00:27:41.160
They weren't in it enough, and
it was it was so heavy on

405
00:27:41.279 --> 00:27:47.000
Seinfeld and Gil. I think we
now that we're twenty five years clear of

406
00:27:47.039 --> 00:27:51.400
the end of Seinfeld, I think
it's pretty clear that like that show was

407
00:27:51.440 --> 00:27:55.720
funny because of Larry David, not
Jerry Seinfeld. Larry David wasn't he wasn't

408
00:27:55.720 --> 00:28:00.119
a writer on the show for all
nine seasons. I understand that, but

409
00:28:00.200 --> 00:28:03.759
he was involved in the way that
show got made and it being called Seinfeld.

410
00:28:03.839 --> 00:28:08.119
I mean, I think we can
I think we can confidently say that

411
00:28:08.119 --> 00:28:11.720
that show was ever as funny as
it was because of Larry David. So

412
00:28:12.160 --> 00:28:15.640
maybe that's manifested itself too, because
it's not like Seinfeld did a ton of

413
00:28:15.640 --> 00:28:18.240
work after that show, not that
he had to. I don't think he

414
00:28:18.319 --> 00:28:22.039
had to do a lot of work
after the show. Fair I will say,

415
00:28:22.079 --> 00:28:26.720
I do enjoy comedians and cars getting
coffee, but consistently he's the worst

416
00:28:26.759 --> 00:28:27.880
part of that show. The guests
are the best part of the show.

417
00:28:29.039 --> 00:28:32.160
But also, I mean, you're
going up against three of the best character

418
00:28:32.240 --> 00:28:36.880
actors or sitcom actors of all time. No, I'm talking about comedians and

419
00:28:36.920 --> 00:28:38.200
cars. I'm talking about his character. No, you know what, I'll

420
00:28:38.200 --> 00:28:44.640
say the same thing for that show
too. Yeah. Again. Thirty minutes

421
00:28:44.680 --> 00:28:48.079
into this movie, I was like, this could be the worst movie of

422
00:28:48.119 --> 00:28:52.559
all time. But then like the
next thirty minutes they did enough funky weirdness

423
00:28:52.599 --> 00:28:55.279
that I was like, oh shit, they should be doing more of this,

424
00:28:55.359 --> 00:28:57.279
and they're just doing a smidge of
this. There's a version of this

425
00:28:57.440 --> 00:29:02.799
movie that could have worked if it
wasn't written in starring Seinfeld, if there

426
00:29:02.839 --> 00:29:06.720
was someone else in the driver's seat
there, I think it could have worked,

427
00:29:06.880 --> 00:29:08.759
maybe not killed it, but worked
to a much better degree. I

428
00:29:08.839 --> 00:29:11.279
really did like a couple of the
things they were trying to do in here.

429
00:29:11.319 --> 00:29:15.599
They just simply couldn't execute it.
But this movie is not like biographically

430
00:29:15.680 --> 00:29:19.279
accurate at all. They just took
like two or three breadcrumbs and made the

431
00:29:19.319 --> 00:29:22.359
story from that. So I like
the idea, like, who really cares

432
00:29:22.400 --> 00:29:26.720
about the true history of the pop
tart? You might as well make a

433
00:29:26.759 --> 00:29:29.559
fun movie, which is what they
were going for here. They just didn't

434
00:29:29.599 --> 00:29:33.640
achieve that again, I can't underscore
how terrible Seinfeld is in here, and

435
00:29:33.680 --> 00:29:37.519
the writing is also really bad.
But when they did and there was a

436
00:29:37.559 --> 00:29:41.599
couple other characters like snap, crackle
and pop that killed me, there was

437
00:29:41.720 --> 00:29:42.920
just not enough of that. There
should have been more of that. So

438
00:29:44.440 --> 00:29:48.400
I got this at like eighteen nineteen
hot Dogs. It's probably there's still two

439
00:29:48.440 --> 00:29:52.880
or three movies on the year I
like less than this. I don't think

440
00:29:52.880 --> 00:29:55.920
it's worth watching, don't get me
wrong, And obviously eighteen nineteen is not

441
00:29:56.000 --> 00:30:00.599
a good score, but there is
for those that have watched it to hear

442
00:30:00.640 --> 00:30:03.799
from them, because I wonder if
they would agree with me that there is

443
00:30:03.839 --> 00:30:06.559
a version of this movie that could
have worked, but as is, it's

444
00:30:06.839 --> 00:30:11.599
pretty bad. Questions three, you
have already kind of answered one of them.

445
00:30:11.640 --> 00:30:15.119
I was gonna ask you was this
funny? I laughed a couple times,

446
00:30:15.200 --> 00:30:19.000
Yeah I did. That's good overall
not funny though. Number two is

447
00:30:19.440 --> 00:30:23.720
was this just a parody of all
of the corporate dramedies that came out last

448
00:30:23.799 --> 00:30:29.400
year? So they are maybe doing
that, But again, it was hard

449
00:30:29.480 --> 00:30:33.119
to do parody with Jerry Seinfeld because
like, he just should not have been

450
00:30:33.119 --> 00:30:38.039
in this role. He is such
an unbelievably bad actor when he's not playing

451
00:30:38.119 --> 00:30:44.440
himself that it's really hard to get
behind any scene he's in. So I

452
00:30:44.440 --> 00:30:48.920
do think they were parodying that stuff
a little bit. But the more fun

453
00:30:48.960 --> 00:30:52.000
stuff in here was all the people
playing these mascots and these characters that like

454
00:30:52.559 --> 00:30:56.880
in nineteen sixties, it's just funny, Like that dynamic was funny. They

455
00:30:56.880 --> 00:31:00.240
didn't do enough of that. I
forgot my third question. All right,

456
00:31:00.240 --> 00:31:03.319
good enough. I just it was
on Netflix. It was like a fucking

457
00:31:03.519 --> 00:31:07.119
Friday morning. I had nothing to
do. I watched on Frost and I

458
00:31:07.160 --> 00:31:08.680
don't recommend it, but if you
did, I'd like to hear from you.

459
00:31:08.839 --> 00:31:12.240
Go next up movie. I have
still yet to see. I've almost

460
00:31:12.279 --> 00:31:17.640
pulled the trigger a couple of times
Challengers. Challengers hit theaters on April twenty

461
00:31:17.680 --> 00:31:22.000
sixth. This is an R rated
sexy tennis drama with a run time of

462
00:31:22.000 --> 00:31:25.960
one hundred and thirty one minutes just
over two hours on Roddy teez eighty nine

463
00:31:26.000 --> 00:31:29.720
percent from the critics, seventy three
from the audience, and eighty two on

464
00:31:29.839 --> 00:31:33.279
Metacritics, So critics are very much
enjoying this. The director Luca Guadarninho is

465
00:31:34.039 --> 00:31:41.559
always done well with critics written by
Justice Justin Kurridziki's It's a nice Greek name

466
00:31:41.599 --> 00:31:45.920
for you there. This stars Mike
Feist, Josh O'Connor, and Zendeiya in

467
00:31:47.000 --> 00:31:52.119
their sexy Threattle synopsis. Tashi,
a former tennis prodigy turned coach, turned

468
00:31:52.160 --> 00:31:56.000
her ex husband into a champion,
but to overcome a losing streak, he

469
00:31:56.039 --> 00:32:00.799
needs to face his ex best friend
and Tashi's ex boyfriend, right right,

470
00:32:00.960 --> 00:32:05.279
right, So first off, number
one, the biggest thing here, it

471
00:32:05.319 --> 00:32:09.319
is being sold as the sexiest movie
in a long time, not that sexy.

472
00:32:09.640 --> 00:32:13.359
I don't know if it's being sold
as a sexist movie of all time,

473
00:32:13.400 --> 00:32:16.279
but it's not all time. But
like recent history, a lot of

474
00:32:16.279 --> 00:32:22.039
critics are a lot of critics are
starting their thing that this is so sexy.

475
00:32:22.039 --> 00:32:28.200
It's not that sexy, Okay.
My main question here, yeah,

476
00:32:28.440 --> 00:32:31.160
is how many time jumps there are
in this movie? Oh this is a

477
00:32:31.440 --> 00:32:35.880
yeah, it's yeah. It's a
nonlinear timeline of just going back and forth

478
00:32:35.920 --> 00:32:39.079
between now back then, you know, making the characters look a little bit

479
00:32:39.119 --> 00:32:44.000
younger. Zendeia is great in this
and the two other actors are also very

480
00:32:44.039 --> 00:32:47.039
good. I'm not the biggest fan
of the Trent Reznor score in this.

481
00:32:47.240 --> 00:32:51.440
I think a lot of people love
it and they think it plays up the

482
00:32:51.480 --> 00:32:55.160
action. I think it's actually kind
of distracting when watching the movie. I

483
00:32:55.240 --> 00:33:00.839
also don't love the action of the
tennis in this. They do a lot

484
00:33:00.880 --> 00:33:07.279
of pov from the ball, which
I don't necessarily love. I found a

485
00:33:07.319 --> 00:33:10.000
lot of it, and I've seen
people that love the fact that the conversations

486
00:33:10.079 --> 00:33:14.839
it's like a tennis match of going
back and forth. Gotcha, gotcha.

487
00:33:14.960 --> 00:33:19.440
So they're saying the writing is the
strong, but I would argue that every

488
00:33:19.519 --> 00:33:22.200
conversation is people talking back and forth. Yeah, but not in a tennis

489
00:33:22.240 --> 00:33:25.480
match way. Some people don't care
about when they are losing the point.

490
00:33:25.680 --> 00:33:29.720
I would argue most conversations of people
just trying to run out the clock.

491
00:33:29.799 --> 00:33:36.720
Here. It's like me on this
podcast. Yeah. I was pretty excited

492
00:33:36.880 --> 00:33:39.240
when this movie got announced, and
then as it got up to it,

493
00:33:39.359 --> 00:33:44.680
I was less excited. But then
it was scoring really well with critics,

494
00:33:44.720 --> 00:33:46.079
and then when you saw and kind
of gave me that review, it kind

495
00:33:46.079 --> 00:33:50.039
of knocked me down another peg.
So I haven't paid to see it.

496
00:33:49.920 --> 00:33:54.039
It should be streaming pretty soon,
I'm assuming. But this is like,

497
00:33:54.079 --> 00:33:58.240
if you look up best movies of
the first half of twenty twenty four,

498
00:33:58.319 --> 00:34:00.000
a lot of critics, a lot
of critics like this. The audience,

499
00:34:00.200 --> 00:34:04.440
what do you say the audience gave
it? Yeah, I think a lot

500
00:34:04.440 --> 00:34:07.360
of the audience is like they love
certain parts of it, they don't necessarily

501
00:34:07.400 --> 00:34:14.960
love it. And I would also
I thought a lot of it was pretty

502
00:34:15.039 --> 00:34:19.639
obvious of what was gonna happen,
because you're you're dealing with you know,

503
00:34:19.719 --> 00:34:22.800
it's a bit of a love triangle
where you have an alpha and you have

504
00:34:22.800 --> 00:34:29.719
a beta. Where do you think
that this strong female character is gonna often

505
00:34:29.800 --> 00:34:32.480
go to? Yeah, no,
that's true. Now, I did hear

506
00:34:32.519 --> 00:34:36.239
they hang down in this movie?
Is that true? Right? So also

507
00:34:36.320 --> 00:34:38.079
keep this in mind. I think
movies moving forward is that when you see

508
00:34:38.079 --> 00:34:45.079
that there's nudity, strong graphic nudity, just assume cock uh. Nothing from

509
00:34:45.159 --> 00:34:49.119
Zendea though, right, here's some
thought action. There is some seed through

510
00:34:49.199 --> 00:34:52.039
shirts. Let me ask you this. Now, this is a movie that

511
00:34:52.079 --> 00:34:52.880
I don't think we'll have time to
talk about the end. But you did

512
00:34:52.960 --> 00:34:55.960
see recently, yes, anyone,
but you Sidney Sweeny. A couple sexy

513
00:34:55.960 --> 00:35:00.639
scenes in that was that movie sexier
than this movie? Might give it the

514
00:35:00.719 --> 00:35:04.559
sexy edge, just a slight sexy
edge, anyone, but you over this,

515
00:35:04.679 --> 00:35:07.760
yes, slight sexy edge, all
right, Well that movie was sexy

516
00:35:07.800 --> 00:35:10.320
though, Yeah, that sexy.
No I okay, I said it is

517
00:35:10.400 --> 00:35:15.440
sexy, just not the sexiest movie
in a while. I've seen sexier movies

518
00:35:15.519 --> 00:35:20.239
recently. And then also, they
do something at the beginning of this movie

519
00:35:20.239 --> 00:35:22.840
and I'm like, I bet that's
gonna come back into play later and it

520
00:35:23.000 --> 00:35:28.360
does. Okay, all right,
so you it sounds like your main gripe,

521
00:35:28.360 --> 00:35:31.480
honestly, is the direction you didn't
care for Luca Guadino's POV. I

522
00:35:31.519 --> 00:35:37.360
guess my main gripe is the lack
of sexiness, because I was expecting I

523
00:35:37.400 --> 00:35:45.079
was expecting a porno full yeah,
constant penny. But I think it has

524
00:35:45.119 --> 00:35:47.760
to do with that. You you're
pissed the day it didn't go air tight,

525
00:35:49.440 --> 00:35:54.280
the story of settling on the simp
and assuming that she's just gonna stick

526
00:35:54.280 --> 00:35:59.079
it out with this guy that that
was that was never gonna happen. I

527
00:35:59.119 --> 00:36:01.920
think people get bored, they're regular
You know what this movie. Have you

528
00:36:01.960 --> 00:36:07.880
heard of book talk? Gu It's
mostly like thirty year old women plus that

529
00:36:07.920 --> 00:36:10.440
are like seeking sexiness in their life, so they love these sexy books.

530
00:36:10.679 --> 00:36:14.440
That's what this movie is for,
isn't it. It's for those of us

531
00:36:14.440 --> 00:36:20.840
who love Bridgerton? Uh? What
did you give this for? Dogs?

532
00:36:20.880 --> 00:36:23.400
By the way, I think around
like a thirty Like, once again,

533
00:36:23.480 --> 00:36:30.000
I don't hate it. I just
wanted more sex fair enough. Who couldn't

534
00:36:30.000 --> 00:36:34.480
agree with that? Also? What
a what a deceiving trailer as well?

535
00:36:35.079 --> 00:36:38.719
What a deceiving trailer? They show
these three on a bed and you're like,

536
00:36:38.800 --> 00:36:43.639
Oh, we're gonna see something here, Yeah, we don't. Maybe

537
00:36:43.639 --> 00:36:47.280
a little skiing action, yeah.
Next up is Abigail. Abigail came out

538
00:36:47.360 --> 00:36:51.679
able nineteenth in theaters. I believe
it's digitally streaming right now. I don't

539
00:36:51.679 --> 00:36:53.719
know if it's that one where you
gotta pay the full fucking twenty bucks or

540
00:36:53.719 --> 00:36:58.400
if it's at rentable status in the
moment. This is a rate in R

541
00:36:58.559 --> 00:37:01.000
Horror and Thriller with a runtime of
one hundred and nine minutes on Roddy.

542
00:37:01.039 --> 00:37:06.119
T's eighty three percent from the critics, eighty five percent from the audience a

543
00:37:06.159 --> 00:37:09.000
sixty two on Metacritic, which is
probably more how I'm feeling about it.

544
00:37:09.480 --> 00:37:14.840
Written by Steven Shields and Gary Busick
not Busy but Busick, Oh guy,

545
00:37:14.960 --> 00:37:17.440
Sorry, not Gary, So that
would be a massive change there. You

546
00:37:17.480 --> 00:37:21.400
know, you might know him from
Ready or Not Castle Rock in each of

547
00:37:21.440 --> 00:37:24.880
the last two Scream movies five,
Cream and Scream six. This is directed

548
00:37:24.880 --> 00:37:29.239
by the team behind those three movies
Ready or Not in the last two screen

549
00:37:29.280 --> 00:37:31.639
movies, Matt Bettanelly Open, and
Tyler Gillett. So these are guys that

550
00:37:31.679 --> 00:37:36.880
have sort of been making these pseudo
horror movies the last decade or so.

551
00:37:37.559 --> 00:37:42.480
Synopsis. After a group of criminals
kidnapped the ballerina daughter of a powerful underworld

552
00:37:42.519 --> 00:37:45.719
figure, they retreat to an isolated
mansion, unaware that they're locked inside with

553
00:37:45.840 --> 00:37:50.920
no normal little girl. This stars
Melissa Barrera as Joey. You would know

554
00:37:50.960 --> 00:37:53.599
her from those two screen movies,
Dan Stevens as Frank, who's pretty good

555
00:37:53.599 --> 00:37:59.880
in this. Alicia Ware plays the
titular character Aba Gil William Catlett as Rick,

556
00:38:00.239 --> 00:38:04.400
Catherine Newton as Sammy. Kevin Durand
is Peter Angus Cloud which I believe

557
00:38:05.079 --> 00:38:08.480
Duran He's the one that durand is
also the one that does the mocap for

558
00:38:08.599 --> 00:38:13.079
the mean guy in the Apes movie. I believe this is Angus Cloud's last

559
00:38:14.440 --> 00:38:19.000
movie. Here Goo as Dean,
John Carlasposito as Lambert, and Matthew Good

560
00:38:19.000 --> 00:38:22.400
as the father. So pretty strong
cast, and I would say they were

561
00:38:22.440 --> 00:38:28.320
all pretty good. I just didn't
really care about the type of horror in

562
00:38:28.320 --> 00:38:31.559
this movie. So she's a vampire, The little girl's a vampire. The

563
00:38:31.599 --> 00:38:37.039
whole premise of this movie is they
kidnapped this little girl for a ransom and

564
00:38:37.079 --> 00:38:39.320
then like twenty five minutes in they
realize she's not a little girl, she's

565
00:38:39.360 --> 00:38:43.960
a vampire and they're stuck in this
out with house with her. So a

566
00:38:43.960 --> 00:38:47.159
fun enough premise. But I like
my horror movies like really really scary,

567
00:38:47.599 --> 00:38:52.880
and anything vampire centric is not at
all for me. So the characters are

568
00:38:52.920 --> 00:38:58.119
good in here, like each character
type is like established well and you you

569
00:38:58.159 --> 00:39:00.960
also know exactly what's gonna happen because
of the character types. There are gonna

570
00:39:00.960 --> 00:39:05.079
be some people that like this movie
a whole lot more than me that if

571
00:39:05.159 --> 00:39:08.639
you like these like sort of pseudo
horror movies that aren't really horror, but

572
00:39:08.679 --> 00:39:14.559
are kind of darkly funny. This
might be up your alley. Like when

573
00:39:14.559 --> 00:39:15.960
I watched this movie, I was
like, I bet Keith's really gonna like

574
00:39:16.039 --> 00:39:20.159
this movie. That was my main
takeaway. I got it at twenty six

575
00:39:20.199 --> 00:39:23.000
hot Dogs. It's my number ten
movie of twenty twenty four. I'll say

576
00:39:23.039 --> 00:39:28.480
there's plenty of good stuff in here
to make it a baseline like decent movie.

577
00:39:28.880 --> 00:39:32.119
I just hate vampire stuff. It
doesn't do it for me, So

578
00:39:32.519 --> 00:39:37.599
I want different horror movies personally.
Yeah, you get nothing on that out.

579
00:39:37.920 --> 00:39:43.559
It sounds great, It sounds Dracula. Next up, Civil War.

580
00:39:44.039 --> 00:39:47.199
Civil War came out April twelfth.
This is an R rated. I'm having

581
00:39:47.199 --> 00:39:52.800
trouble classifying this movie based on what
you have said about it. So it's

582
00:39:52.400 --> 00:39:59.199
an investigative journalist drama essentially, that's
what you would call it. Run time

583
00:39:59.239 --> 00:40:01.400
of one hundred and nine minutes,
so under two hours on roddy teaz,

584
00:40:01.800 --> 00:40:06.639
eighty one percent from the critics,
seventy from the audience, seventy five on

585
00:40:06.760 --> 00:40:09.039
Metacritics. So again, the critics
are liking this, not loving it,

586
00:40:09.360 --> 00:40:13.360
but liking it quite a bit.
Uh. The writer and director is Alex

587
00:40:13.440 --> 00:40:16.960
Garland, who's done a number of
pretty good sci fi projects to this point,

588
00:40:17.239 --> 00:40:20.440
is this Is this a lot of
sci Fhi? Is it not much?

589
00:40:20.880 --> 00:40:24.760
No, it's it's a post It's
not apocalyptic. It's like a post

590
00:40:24.840 --> 00:40:29.679
It's in the future of like,
hey, what could happen here? Okay?

591
00:40:30.760 --> 00:40:34.280
The stars Kirsen, duns Wagner,
Mora, Kaylee Spanning, Jesse Plemmons,

592
00:40:35.559 --> 00:40:37.840
and a couple other womens does not
star on this movie. He is

593
00:40:37.880 --> 00:40:39.920
in one scene. All right,
fair enough, well, plemonade. He

594
00:40:40.000 --> 00:40:44.880
made plemenade this if not for nothing, we got plemonade out of this movie.

595
00:40:45.039 --> 00:40:49.400
Synopsis A journey across a dystopian I
think that's the word you were you

596
00:40:49.440 --> 00:40:52.159
were searching for. I did put
this in there earlier. Yes, dystopiansopian

597
00:40:52.320 --> 00:40:59.280
future America, following a team of
military embedded journalists as they race against time

598
00:40:59.639 --> 00:41:04.559
to each Washington, d C.
Before rebel factions descend upon the White House.

599
00:41:04.800 --> 00:41:09.920
Now that synopsis and this trailer make
this movie out to be like this

600
00:41:10.039 --> 00:41:14.719
heart like a Sacario type actually is
what I felt like. This was gonna

601
00:41:14.719 --> 00:41:16.760
be. Heart racing wise. By
the way, I haven't seen this movie

602
00:41:16.840 --> 00:41:20.480
yet. For the folks at all. I think the biggest issue here is

603
00:41:20.519 --> 00:41:23.880
what we saw in the trailers,
what we saw on the movie posters,

604
00:41:24.039 --> 00:41:30.679
and also the name of the movie
being Civil War, and you're expecting this

605
00:41:30.800 --> 00:41:36.199
to be more about the war.
Why are we at this? Civil War?

606
00:41:37.400 --> 00:41:39.719
Is a side being picked as to
you know, like how we got

607
00:41:39.760 --> 00:41:45.000
here. But the fact that this
movie really has nothing to do with the

608
00:41:45.000 --> 00:41:49.960
Civil War, Like they go out
of their way to have it be Texas

609
00:41:49.960 --> 00:41:54.320
and California that has left the nation, and that is that is the side

610
00:41:54.440 --> 00:42:01.599
of obviously two states that don't agree
in real life. So this movie really

611
00:42:01.880 --> 00:42:07.079
just has to do with those reporters
trying to go from New York to Washington

612
00:42:07.679 --> 00:42:10.719
to get a quote from the president
who was in his third term. That

613
00:42:10.840 --> 00:42:14.719
is the only thing that they kind
of put their neck on the line.

614
00:42:14.760 --> 00:42:16.920
You can go beyond two terms in
this world now too, nick Offerman,

615
00:42:17.039 --> 00:42:23.719
Yes, that's interesting. Now,
this movie gets less and less interesting as

616
00:42:23.800 --> 00:42:29.000
a day's pass. I missed the
screen for this, and then the minute

617
00:42:29.000 --> 00:42:30.039
I heard what this movie was about, I was like, oh, I

618
00:42:30.079 --> 00:42:32.880
don't think I'm gonna see that one
for a while. If you had to

619
00:42:32.920 --> 00:42:37.519
give the folks a recommendation. First
of all, what's your dog score for

620
00:42:37.559 --> 00:42:40.760
this? I think I have it
around like a thirty one. Once you

621
00:42:40.880 --> 00:42:45.920
get past the fact that this movie
really has nothing to do with war or

622
00:42:46.000 --> 00:42:52.199
about Iron Man versus Captain America or
about the Guns N' Roses song. Sure,

623
00:42:52.320 --> 00:42:55.239
like, Okay, this is a
very well acted movie. All four

624
00:42:55.360 --> 00:42:59.400
leads are great in it. And
then of course the plemb in seed is

625
00:42:59.480 --> 00:43:02.400
one of the best heart racing scenes
that you'll see in a while, but

626
00:43:04.480 --> 00:43:07.480
I don't think I loved it.
And also, like I said with the

627
00:43:07.559 --> 00:43:13.039
Zindia movie, there's some really predictable
stuff here that once you get to it,

628
00:43:13.079 --> 00:43:15.800
you're like, oh, I was
waiting for this. So my question

629
00:43:15.880 --> 00:43:21.199
then is obviously two movies that you
kind of found middling, what would you

630
00:43:21.280 --> 00:43:24.480
recommend, like if these were both
streaming digitally tomorrow Challengers or Civil War?

631
00:43:24.800 --> 00:43:30.599
Maybe Civil War because I love that
plembing scene. Okay, so well you

632
00:43:30.599 --> 00:43:32.559
didn't ride the fence there, so
credit to you. You made it,

633
00:43:32.599 --> 00:43:36.159
You made a decision. I could
have rowed defense like the makers of this

634
00:43:36.239 --> 00:43:42.639
movie. The title, by the
way, the title really is the most

635
00:43:44.119 --> 00:43:52.000
disingenuous title sense, no Time to
Die where James Bond had more than enough

636
00:43:52.039 --> 00:43:58.159
time to die. Did this did
the movie lose like two dogs because of

637
00:43:58.199 --> 00:44:00.440
the title of the movie. I
really think like he got people in the

638
00:44:00.519 --> 00:44:05.480
door with civil war and then everyone
sat there and said, where is my

639
00:44:05.599 --> 00:44:09.480
civil war now? Just based off
the way you've described the two movies,

640
00:44:09.840 --> 00:44:15.719
I would lean Challengers strictly for the
Zundeia thong scene over the plemonade scene.

641
00:44:15.840 --> 00:44:20.480
I don't know in this movie who
anyone was rooting for, like what side

642
00:44:20.559 --> 00:44:23.679
anyone was on, So that I
will what I did read about this movie

643
00:44:23.719 --> 00:44:29.159
because I was interested when it first
came out. That was very intentional.

644
00:44:29.320 --> 00:44:32.960
They didn't want anything like that,
to be clear. They basically wanted each

645
00:44:34.079 --> 00:44:37.719
viewer to have I kind of appreciate
that, like the pleming scene, you

646
00:44:37.719 --> 00:44:40.039
don't even know what side Plemons is
on, and he's a horrible person.

647
00:44:42.159 --> 00:44:45.719
It's a really bad guy. Yeah. Is there is there any Zindeia type

648
00:44:45.719 --> 00:44:51.719
of thong scene in this thong in
this movie? Too? They no,

649
00:44:51.719 --> 00:44:55.000
No, nothing sexy in this movie. But also they never told this this

650
00:44:55.039 --> 00:44:59.440
movie was sexy. It's true that
did to tell you it was a ward

651
00:44:59.440 --> 00:45:02.719
filmed tell me was one failed on
the sex aspect, one failed on the

652
00:45:02.719 --> 00:45:07.280
war aspect. Is that my own
personal problem where I'm like, I was

653
00:45:07.320 --> 00:45:10.039
expecting this and we didn't get this. No, so I so I think

654
00:45:10.079 --> 00:45:15.800
on civil war, Uh, that's
an everyone problem, challengers, that seems

655
00:45:15.840 --> 00:45:17.679
to be a little more personal for
you. Yeah, but I sexy.

656
00:45:17.760 --> 00:45:23.880
I want sexy. So this is
both a commentary on you and I and

657
00:45:23.920 --> 00:45:30.559
the people reviewing these movies. The
amount of hours logged into porn between you

658
00:45:30.599 --> 00:45:36.400
and I, based on the people
reviewing this movies means that automatically that is

659
00:45:36.440 --> 00:45:38.039
not going to be as sexy to
us as it is to them. No,

660
00:45:38.360 --> 00:45:43.639
I think that in a regular movie
that is not pornography, if you

661
00:45:43.719 --> 00:45:45.639
do something a little sexy, I'll
give it a little like, oh,

662
00:45:45.679 --> 00:45:50.039
that's that's pretty sexy, Like the
girl next door? Can I come in?

663
00:45:50.079 --> 00:45:52.280
I'm away, Can I come in? Yes? That's my first thought

664
00:45:52.320 --> 00:45:55.079
immediately is always the girl next door. Well, I'm trying to think of

665
00:45:55.119 --> 00:45:59.760
like a non R rated sexy movie. That's all right. First thing came

666
00:45:59.840 --> 00:46:00.920
up, is it? Yeah?
R rated? And then you watch the

667
00:46:01.000 --> 00:46:06.639
unrated version? Two? All right, Well, there you go. We're

668
00:46:06.719 --> 00:46:10.159
experts on sex over here. A
sex part program. Next up, speaking

669
00:46:10.199 --> 00:46:15.760
of X Godzilla X Kong, the
New Empire. This hit theaters on March

670
00:46:15.800 --> 00:46:20.079
twenty ninth. It is currently digitally
streaming. It is a PG thirteen action

671
00:46:20.440 --> 00:46:23.599
adventure in fantasy just under two hours. That's one hundred and fifteen minutes on

672
00:46:23.719 --> 00:46:30.119
roddy teaz again a big split,
fifty four percent from the critics, ninety

673
00:46:30.159 --> 00:46:34.039
one percent from the audience. The
critics gave it a forty seven on Metacritic.

674
00:46:34.360 --> 00:46:37.760
And to put that in context,
because this is the fifth movie in

675
00:46:37.800 --> 00:46:42.599
this franchise that began in twenty fourteen. Godzilla in fourteen got a seventy six

676
00:46:42.719 --> 00:46:46.039
sixty six split, Skull Island got
a seventy five seventy split. King of

677
00:46:46.079 --> 00:46:50.400
the Monsters in twenty nineteen got a
forty two to eighty three split. That

678
00:46:50.480 --> 00:46:53.239
movie's not very good. I don't
know how that has had the highest audience

679
00:46:53.280 --> 00:46:58.039
score up to that point. Godzilla
verse Kong in twenty twenty one, which

680
00:46:58.239 --> 00:47:01.480
I thought was better than King of
the Monsters are probably not as good as

681
00:47:01.480 --> 00:47:06.679
Skull Island that got seventy six ninety
one. A lot of people really like

682
00:47:06.760 --> 00:47:10.440
that. However, that movie I
think is like skewed By that was one

683
00:47:10.480 --> 00:47:15.960
of the bigger releases after COVID,
so I think people just really wanted to

684
00:47:15.000 --> 00:47:20.400
see a popcorn movie. And on
Metacritic, the twenty fourteen Godzilla got a

685
00:47:20.400 --> 00:47:22.320
sixty two, Skull Island got a
sixty two. King of the Monsters of

686
00:47:22.400 --> 00:47:28.719
forty eight, Godzilliver's Kan of fifty
nine. So I think, really those

687
00:47:28.719 --> 00:47:31.360
first two Godzilla and Skull Island are
a little bit different than these last three.

688
00:47:31.559 --> 00:47:37.159
These last three have been sort of
crossover or bigger, really actual monster

689
00:47:37.239 --> 00:47:40.159
movies as opposed to those first two, which are monster movies but rely so

690
00:47:40.239 --> 00:47:45.519
heavily on the human characters for better
or worse. This movie is written by

691
00:47:45.599 --> 00:47:49.920
Terry Rossio, who you would know
from Aladdin, Shrek, a couple Pirates

692
00:47:49.960 --> 00:47:52.880
movies, Deja Vu, and Godzillaver's
Khan. Quite the career he's had if

693
00:47:52.920 --> 00:47:57.760
you like him. He's doing the
upcoming Johnny Quest movie as well as one

694
00:47:57.800 --> 00:48:02.960
of those Pirates reboots or spinoffs,
whatever direction you're going there. Adam Wininguard

695
00:48:04.280 --> 00:48:07.840
and Simon Barrett. Simon Barrett wrote
VHS and Blair Witch. This is directed

696
00:48:07.840 --> 00:48:14.039
by Adam winding Guard, who directed
VHS Blair Witch in Godzilla Verse Kong Synopsis.

697
00:48:14.079 --> 00:48:17.360
Two ancient titans, Godzilla and Kong
clash in an epic battle as humans

698
00:48:17.440 --> 00:48:23.800
unravel their intertwined origins and connection to
Skull Islands mysteries. This stars Rebecca Hall

699
00:48:23.840 --> 00:48:28.280
as Eileen Andrews. We saw her
in the last movie. Brian Tyree Henry

700
00:48:28.320 --> 00:48:30.039
is Bernie Hayes. We saw him
in the last movie, I believe too,

701
00:48:30.400 --> 00:48:35.320
Dan Stevens' new character as Trapper,
and Kaylee Hoddle as Gia. We

702
00:48:35.400 --> 00:48:38.440
saw her in the last movie as
well. So the big thing here is

703
00:48:38.519 --> 00:48:44.679
in the last movie they introduced this
like hollow Earth concept where all these monsters

704
00:48:45.280 --> 00:48:49.920
came from, which is like neither
here nor there. It's like, I

705
00:48:49.960 --> 00:48:52.880
guess when you come to these movies, you obviously have to suspend disbelief,

706
00:48:53.159 --> 00:48:57.360
but at a certain point, like
things gonna make sense too. And I

707
00:48:57.400 --> 00:49:00.119
feel like nothing in this universe makes
sense. Yeah, I have not been

708
00:49:00.199 --> 00:49:06.320
pulled in to see this. There's
like there's nothing. And I liked the

709
00:49:06.400 --> 00:49:10.239
last movie to a certain degree.
I really liked Kong Skull Island, but

710
00:49:10.880 --> 00:49:15.960
the Godzilla stuff just doesn't do it
for me. Yeah, I agree,

711
00:49:15.039 --> 00:49:19.880
the Zilla stuff is the weakest stuff. That twenty fourteen Godzilla movie. I

712
00:49:19.880 --> 00:49:22.000
don't even know if I've seen it
from beginning to end in one sitting.

713
00:49:22.199 --> 00:49:25.800
I've definitely seen the movie, but
I think it's like over six sittings a

714
00:49:25.840 --> 00:49:30.440
skull Island. I think I gave
it twenty seven hot Dogs, which I

715
00:49:30.519 --> 00:49:34.760
liked it, but that felt like
a wasted opportunity with the actors they had

716
00:49:34.760 --> 00:49:37.000
in that movie. No, no, John c Riley was pretty sweet.

717
00:49:37.159 --> 00:49:38.760
They just wasted him though, Like
I don't know now, he came in

718
00:49:38.840 --> 00:49:43.639
right at the right Tom Hddlston Brelas
and John c. O'Reilly, and neither

719
00:49:43.679 --> 00:49:50.880
were John c Riley O'Reilly, fuck
you, oh oh'iley. King of the

720
00:49:50.920 --> 00:49:53.400
Monsters. I had and like nineteen
or twenty didn't care for that. The

721
00:49:53.440 --> 00:49:58.280
most recent movie, Godzillivers Kan twenty
twenty one. I think I gave that

722
00:49:58.360 --> 00:50:01.480
twenty five, so just above the
equator, but like it's your classic popcorn

723
00:50:01.519 --> 00:50:05.320
movie, like it tried to do
a little bit too much of the human

724
00:50:05.400 --> 00:50:07.800
story, and this is a lot
like that one. I have this at

725
00:50:07.840 --> 00:50:12.920
twenty four hot Dogs, number twelve
movie of twenty twenty four Again, they

726
00:50:13.000 --> 00:50:17.920
really love inserting the human characters into
this fucking gigantic battle among these titans.

727
00:50:19.480 --> 00:50:22.000
You get introduced to a group of
people that have been living in this hollow

728
00:50:22.039 --> 00:50:25.719
earth. Like some of it's just
like ah, right, like mole people.

729
00:50:27.559 --> 00:50:30.519
What's that? Were they mole people? No, you just want to

730
00:50:30.559 --> 00:50:35.280
get to like the big monster fights. So like, it does a decent

731
00:50:35.360 --> 00:50:38.360
job with that. The villain is
probably better, The monster villain is probably

732
00:50:39.559 --> 00:50:43.920
right. Yeah, it's like a
different type of Epeh who's been living in

733
00:50:44.000 --> 00:50:47.400
hollow Earth for thousands of years,
and Godzilla gets a metal upgrade on his

734
00:50:47.519 --> 00:50:52.320
arm. They also introduced an ice
dragon to battle against Godzilla. So like,

735
00:50:52.079 --> 00:50:54.880
once you get into the thick of
things here, there's a decent like

736
00:50:54.960 --> 00:50:59.519
monster movie. Again, there's just
way too much human stuff. So it's

737
00:50:59.559 --> 00:51:00.840
a lot like the last one.
If you liked the last one, you're

738
00:51:00.840 --> 00:51:02.920
probably gonna like this. If you
didn't like the last one, I don't

739
00:51:02.920 --> 00:51:07.039
think you're gonna like this. But
if it's once it's free streaming and you're

740
00:51:07.079 --> 00:51:10.880
looking for a popcorn movie, this
this might be up your alley. Next

741
00:51:10.920 --> 00:51:15.239
one up late night with the double
y March twenty second. This was in

742
00:51:15.320 --> 00:51:20.079
theaters. Briefly, this is currently
streaming for free on ABC Plus. Otherwise

743
00:51:20.119 --> 00:51:22.880
you got to rent it. This
is a rate and R horror movie with

744
00:51:22.960 --> 00:51:27.000
a run time of an hour and
thirty three minutes ninety three minutes. Pretty

745
00:51:27.039 --> 00:51:30.960
crisp, in and out on Roddy
t's ninety seven percent from the critics,

746
00:51:30.960 --> 00:51:35.360
eighty one percent from the audience on
Metacritic of seventy two. The writers on

747
00:51:35.400 --> 00:51:37.480
this movie are the same as the
directors, Cameron Carns and Colin Karnes.

748
00:51:37.719 --> 00:51:43.079
I'm assuming brothers, maybe lovers.
Who knows? This stars David Desmalchin,

749
00:51:43.199 --> 00:51:46.559
Laara Gordon, and Ian Bliss.
The premise, a live television broadcast in

750
00:51:46.639 --> 00:51:52.280
nineteen seventy seven, goes horribly wrong
on leasing evil into the nation's living rooms,

751
00:51:52.639 --> 00:51:57.840
gues right off the top here.
My favorite thing about this movie was

752
00:51:57.880 --> 00:52:00.400
that it was kind of set in
the real world nineteen seventy seven, like

753
00:52:00.440 --> 00:52:05.199
they allude to real life things.
I enjoyed that. So I love the

754
00:52:05.280 --> 00:52:07.639
feel of this. I love how
it's a period piece. I love David

755
00:52:07.679 --> 00:52:14.559
dismalshon, I love the ninety minute
runtime, and I like how the the

756
00:52:14.599 --> 00:52:19.639
horror was not over the top.
It felt like, so there's a possession

757
00:52:19.639 --> 00:52:22.840
in this movie. But it didn't. It wasn't this like crazy, this

758
00:52:22.960 --> 00:52:28.760
couldn't happen type of thing. It
was just a little girl was taken over.

759
00:52:29.000 --> 00:52:31.920
I thought this was on the verge
of being a great movie, but

760
00:52:32.039 --> 00:52:37.400
it just sort of never really crossed
over into great territory to me. I

761
00:52:37.559 --> 00:52:40.440
enjoyed it. I was intrigued by
it the whole time. It just never

762
00:52:40.480 --> 00:52:44.800
did anything that made me say,
oh, that was cool or oh that

763
00:52:44.920 --> 00:52:47.119
was awesome. It just was like
it was perpetually like, ah, this

764
00:52:47.239 --> 00:52:52.280
is decent. I would say the
last five ish minutes. I'm not even

765
00:52:52.320 --> 00:52:54.320
sure how long that last sequence was. It was like a fever dream at

766
00:52:54.320 --> 00:52:58.920
the end. There. The fever
dream at the end had me saying,

767
00:52:59.320 --> 00:53:04.679
what the hell? Yeah? What? Which was great. I actually I

768
00:53:04.760 --> 00:53:07.719
really liked that sequence. So a
lot of this movie is build up too

769
00:53:08.599 --> 00:53:13.840
to that last like fifteen minutes,
and that last fifteen minutes is definitely the

770
00:53:13.840 --> 00:53:15.800
best part of the movie. I
just could have used more of that last

771
00:53:15.840 --> 00:53:20.000
fifteen and a little less of the
build up. They really want to immerse

772
00:53:20.039 --> 00:53:22.320
you in this nineteen ninety seven nineteen
seventy seven era and they do a good

773
00:53:22.400 --> 00:53:25.639
job of that, however, that
takes a while. All of that is

774
00:53:25.679 --> 00:53:30.519
a while, and you're also pretty
intrigued in the relationship between des Melchin's character

775
00:53:30.599 --> 00:53:34.599
and the psychologist. Yeah, and
you don't get really any backstory to that,

776
00:53:34.639 --> 00:53:37.039
which was obviously a decision they made. I bet there's another cut of

777
00:53:37.079 --> 00:53:39.760
this movie that's like twenty minutes longer
that has more of that. I didn't

778
00:53:39.800 --> 00:53:44.039
need it. Though, I didn't
need it. I needed a little something

779
00:53:44.079 --> 00:53:46.800
to punch it up. I liked
this movie, but I thought it was

780
00:53:46.840 --> 00:53:51.639
gonna be great and just never quite
got there. So I gave this thirty

781
00:53:51.679 --> 00:53:52.599
hot dogs. That might be a
little low, This might be boring like

782
00:53:52.599 --> 00:53:57.639
the thirty two range number seven movie
of twenty twenty four for me, But

783
00:53:58.119 --> 00:54:01.360
this is pretty good and more of
the horror I like. Now. It

784
00:54:01.400 --> 00:54:06.719
is dealing with possession, but they
they they keep it in an element of

785
00:54:06.800 --> 00:54:09.679
realism for long enough that you're like, Okay, I'm buying into sort of

786
00:54:09.719 --> 00:54:14.920
what they're going for here. I
also love how the entire you feel like,

787
00:54:15.480 --> 00:54:17.920
Oh, David iss Melchin's character,
he's a really nice guy, but

788
00:54:19.239 --> 00:54:23.360
you can also tell that he's a
great, big television phony and doesn't really

789
00:54:23.400 --> 00:54:28.800
care what anyone else thinks besides himself. They also purposefully and again that's why

790
00:54:28.800 --> 00:54:32.840
I say there's definitely another version of
this movie that maybe the directors intended originally.

791
00:54:34.360 --> 00:54:36.880
They set up this whole thing with
him in the woods in California,

792
00:54:37.039 --> 00:54:38.840
stuff that you feel like they're gonna
pay off at some point, and they

793
00:54:38.920 --> 00:54:42.119
just don't. Well, they kind
of do at the end. No,

794
00:54:42.239 --> 00:54:46.320
they don't just go. It goes
by the wayside, because then you're thinking,

795
00:54:46.480 --> 00:54:50.760
in your head, Okay, this
demon is sort of connected to that

796
00:54:50.840 --> 00:54:53.599
group of people, and they just
never make that connection. They just never

797
00:54:53.719 --> 00:54:57.960
do that. So that was a
little frustrating too. So I did feel

798
00:54:58.039 --> 00:55:01.360
like this got cut up a little
more by the studio than the directors would

799
00:55:01.360 --> 00:55:06.519
have wanted. I feel like the
director's cut of this movie is probably four

800
00:55:06.599 --> 00:55:09.119
or six dogs better than what we
got. Did anything in this movie scare

801
00:55:09.159 --> 00:55:14.760
you no? And that was a
little little frustrating too. Again, it

802
00:55:14.800 --> 00:55:17.320
was getting to the point where I
was uneasy, but I was never really

803
00:55:17.360 --> 00:55:20.920
scared. Like it may be uneasy
enough that I was like on the edge

804
00:55:20.920 --> 00:55:23.360
of my seat, but like I
never was outright scared. Of what was

805
00:55:23.400 --> 00:55:27.719
going on screen. Yeah, the
uneasy stuff is definitely there because I love

806
00:55:27.760 --> 00:55:30.800
the look of like the vasilyne camera
of what the nineteen seventies was, and

807
00:55:30.840 --> 00:55:36.079
then it was more just interesting than
anything else by the end. Yes,

808
00:55:36.360 --> 00:55:40.079
that's a good word for it.
The girl that plays the main like horror

809
00:55:40.239 --> 00:55:44.920
character here, she did a great
job. She was fucking great and most

810
00:55:44.960 --> 00:55:46.599
of what she had to do was
just like facial work, you know.

811
00:55:46.679 --> 00:55:51.159
So credit to her. She's gonna
have a pretty good acting career. I'm

812
00:55:51.199 --> 00:55:54.440
guessing I didn't notice her from anything
prior than that. But I liked this

813
00:55:54.559 --> 00:55:59.280
movie. Again, I think there's
a much better version of it. This

814
00:55:59.400 --> 00:56:02.480
was it was trending down that path. But it is a fun little horror

815
00:56:02.519 --> 00:56:06.239
movie. I got it at thirty
two, Yeah, so maybe that's what

816
00:56:06.280 --> 00:56:08.119
I should have it. I got
a thirty, but I think it's in

817
00:56:08.119 --> 00:56:15.320
that range. Next up is Snackshack. Snackshack was in theaters briefly I think

818
00:56:15.480 --> 00:56:21.480
March thirteenth, currently streaming digitally.
This is a rated R like nineteen seventies

819
00:56:21.559 --> 00:56:25.559
nineteen eighties period piece. When is
this early nineteen nineties nineties hour and fifty

820
00:56:25.599 --> 00:56:30.360
two minutes just under two hours on
roddy t seventy seven percent from the critics,

821
00:56:30.880 --> 00:56:32.960
eighty eight percent from the audience,
a sixty four and Metacritic. Written

822
00:56:32.960 --> 00:56:38.159
and directed by Adam ray Meyer Remier
Ramyer. I don't know how to pronounce

823
00:56:38.239 --> 00:56:43.320
that. Nebraska City, nineteen ninety
one. Two best friends get the chance

824
00:56:43.639 --> 00:56:47.000
to run the swimming pool snackshack that
later comes to be the perfect scenario for

825
00:56:47.079 --> 00:56:52.840
transgression, fun, personal discovery,
and romance. The stars of this are

826
00:56:52.000 --> 00:56:59.599
Connor Sherry, Gabriel Label, and
Mika Abdalla. This movie is like spiritual

827
00:56:59.639 --> 00:57:04.000
sequel is not the word, but
it operates in the same world that like

828
00:57:04.039 --> 00:57:07.880
what Hot American Summer does, but
not in that silly fashion. So are

829
00:57:07.880 --> 00:57:14.159
you thinking this is more like Days
and Confused type? Yes, absolutely,

830
00:57:14.239 --> 00:57:17.840
I think it's more like that.
And this movie because I had no knowledge

831
00:57:17.840 --> 00:57:21.960
of it, it just popped up. It was an absolute pleasant surprise.

832
00:57:22.159 --> 00:57:24.199
I had a really fun time with
it. I thought all of the actors

833
00:57:24.199 --> 00:57:27.840
and it were great. I thought
some stuff was a little over the top

834
00:57:27.880 --> 00:57:30.480
and the you know, like when
the girl first meets the boy, she

835
00:57:30.599 --> 00:57:32.639
starts calling them like shit pig or
something like that, like break the or

836
00:57:32.679 --> 00:57:36.360
something like people. People don't do
the whole movie. Yeah, people don't

837
00:57:36.400 --> 00:57:40.199
don't do that. They're just a
little bit nicer. And while there is

838
00:57:40.280 --> 00:57:43.679
something in this movie that I hate, I hate the ending of it.

839
00:57:43.719 --> 00:57:46.639
I hate what brings the characters back
together. Yeah, the last like ten

840
00:57:46.679 --> 00:57:51.480
minutes sucked at I hated that.
But there was a scene in this that

841
00:57:51.599 --> 00:57:55.840
I absolutely loved. And that is
because both of the main characters you forget

842
00:57:55.840 --> 00:58:00.800
this at points, because they're running
a business and they have a gambling thing.

843
00:58:00.840 --> 00:58:02.880
At the beginning, they're trying to
sell booze at one point, but

844
00:58:04.119 --> 00:58:07.840
they're fourteen year old boys. Yeah, and there's a scene where they're just

845
00:58:07.880 --> 00:58:13.639
shopping with their moms and they run
into each other, and I fucking loved

846
00:58:13.639 --> 00:58:17.159
that scene. And the main characters
are shopping with his mom and he picks

847
00:58:17.239 --> 00:58:21.840
up a bag of Popper's like can
we get this? I don't know why

848
00:58:21.920 --> 00:58:23.960
I thought that was so good.
I thought it was so charming of like

849
00:58:24.440 --> 00:58:28.559
I remembered back to being like that
and just being like, hey mom,

850
00:58:28.800 --> 00:58:32.039
can we get this? Yeah?
My so I agree. There there's like

851
00:58:32.159 --> 00:58:36.599
a thirty to forty minute span this
movie where it's a lot of fun.

852
00:58:36.719 --> 00:58:40.199
Yeah, I just had such a
hard time buying into that girl, who

853
00:58:40.280 --> 00:58:45.639
is a very attractive female, even
giving the time of day to these two

854
00:58:45.880 --> 00:58:51.360
fucking nerds like that was never gets
a lot Like Challengers, she would have

855
00:58:51.360 --> 00:58:53.679
been definitely more interested in the lifeguard
kid that we've seen in a couple of

856
00:58:53.719 --> 00:58:58.639
things before. I like this movie. This movie had the fun vibes.

857
00:58:58.679 --> 00:59:02.119
Yeah, it just never so I
guess it's yeah, I guess you're right.

858
00:59:02.119 --> 00:59:07.199
It's probably is More Days and Confused. But it's not nearly as good

859
00:59:07.239 --> 00:59:08.599
as that. No, no,
no, it's not as good as that.

860
00:59:08.679 --> 00:59:13.440
It doesn't have the same type of
characters throughout any of the memorable characters

861
00:59:13.960 --> 00:59:17.639
they need. They needed more,
like how Dais and Confused has like forty

862
00:59:17.719 --> 00:59:22.559
characters. They needed to round out
their characters more instead of keeping it so

863
00:59:22.679 --> 00:59:24.239
contained. I mean, I think
it's a charming period piece, and I

864
00:59:25.199 --> 00:59:30.119
like the coming of age story of
it, and I just love the fact

865
00:59:30.159 --> 00:59:31.519
that, like every once in a
while, you forget how old they are

866
00:59:31.559 --> 00:59:34.960
and then they pop They're like,
oh, it's it's just a kid.

867
00:59:35.079 --> 00:59:37.639
Yeah. I had a little bit
of a trouble with that too. They

868
00:59:37.639 --> 00:59:39.960
felt like they were seventeen, not
thirteen. It felt at points like they

869
00:59:39.960 --> 00:59:43.880
were about to be going to college
or something as opposed to be just be

870
00:59:43.920 --> 00:59:46.360
going to high school. If they
felt more super bad age, then they

871
00:59:46.360 --> 00:59:50.760
did fucking freshmen in high school.
So yeah, that was a little tough

872
00:59:50.800 --> 00:59:53.239
to buy as well. I did
like the dynamic between the two and again

873
00:59:53.239 --> 00:59:58.679
like the high jinks that gets involved
with the snackshack is pretty good. They

874
00:59:58.760 --> 01:00:00.079
just should have they should have done
more. But again, this is a

875
01:00:00.079 --> 01:00:04.280
pretty small budget movie. Yea.
I think if if this had had a

876
01:00:04.280 --> 01:00:07.199
bigger budget, it would have been
better. But I agree a generally enjoyable

877
01:00:07.239 --> 01:00:10.599
movie. I was expecting this to
be like a fifteen dog movie, and

878
01:00:10.639 --> 01:00:14.119
I gave it I think twenty seven. Yeah, I would say I'm right

879
01:00:14.159 --> 01:00:16.159
around like twenty eight, twenty nine. It's much better than it has any

880
01:00:16.199 --> 01:00:19.840
business being. I have it,
so it's my number nine movie of twenty

881
01:00:19.880 --> 01:00:23.639
twenty four. It's definitely it's enjoyable
enough to give it a free It's just

882
01:00:23.679 --> 01:00:30.079
that something happens so abruptly with fifteen
minutes left. Yeah, that you know,

883
01:00:30.159 --> 01:00:32.559
brings all the characters back together that
I hated, and the two friends

884
01:00:32.639 --> 01:00:37.559
are a bit too extreme, like
they should have been a little more similar

885
01:00:37.559 --> 01:00:39.960
than they were. That was like
the shithead friend, it's too big of

886
01:00:40.000 --> 01:00:43.800
a shithead for me, Like that
was a little much, But again,

887
01:00:43.840 --> 01:00:45.880
we're dealing with low budget and actors
most of us have never seen, so

888
01:00:46.320 --> 01:00:58.480
for that, it does a pretty
damn good job. Let's get into Masac

889
01:00:59.079 --> 01:01:00.840
Maxak could be an, it could
be a boat and Mac, has this

890
01:01:00.920 --> 01:01:07.920
ever happened to you? You're walking
around New York City, the air is

891
01:01:08.159 --> 01:01:14.719
just it's too moist, and your
hair cannot handle it. Moist and your

892
01:01:14.760 --> 01:01:19.280
hair just can't handle it. Your
your big bouffont is just flopping in your

893
01:01:19.320 --> 01:01:23.079
face and you need to leave your
family to get a haircut. I can't

894
01:01:23.079 --> 01:01:28.880
say that's ever happened to me,
but I will say the humidity of Memorial

895
01:01:28.960 --> 01:01:31.000
Day weekend was quite high, and
as a fellow that was just trying to

896
01:01:31.039 --> 01:01:35.280
tan his bald head bald head,
I had to wear a ball cap most

897
01:01:35.280 --> 01:01:37.119
of the weekend to catch the sweat. It was warm out there. If

898
01:01:37.119 --> 01:01:40.000
you look at last episode, I
have a full head of hair which I

899
01:01:40.360 --> 01:01:45.480
would love to get more haircuts,
but they're too expensive and work schedule not

900
01:01:45.679 --> 01:01:51.159
great with when barbers are open.
I was in New York and I was

901
01:01:51.320 --> 01:01:55.280
losing my mind. If there was
a razor on the subway, I would

902
01:01:55.320 --> 01:02:02.079
have bicked my head. Yeah.
This is for for a fella who cares

903
01:02:02.119 --> 01:02:06.400
a lot about his hair. You
I almost threw it all away. I

904
01:02:06.440 --> 01:02:09.960
didn't care choice. So you went
to a random barbershop in New York City

905
01:02:09.960 --> 01:02:13.760
and just got a haircut. I
said, hey, can you please cut

906
01:02:13.800 --> 01:02:19.199
my hair? Yes, please cut
my hair now? And what's what's what's

907
01:02:19.239 --> 01:02:24.199
the uh the what's the word I'm
looking for? What's the general consensus on

908
01:02:24.239 --> 01:02:29.440
the haircut? I have the issue
of when I don't pay attention to it

909
01:02:29.480 --> 01:02:31.280
and I just wake up, it
turns into a fauxhawk. And my wife

910
01:02:31.280 --> 01:02:37.840
thinks it looks stupid. Okay,
all right. From this perspective, looking

911
01:02:37.880 --> 01:02:39.800
at you in Harry Potter's closet,
I think it looks fine. You know

912
01:02:39.840 --> 01:02:44.599
what I tell fine? Well,
thank you. I actually I actually brushed

913
01:02:44.639 --> 01:02:46.039
my hair this morning. I spent
time and I brushed my hair. You

914
01:02:46.079 --> 01:02:50.199
know what I did is I then
took the brush and I brushed my mustache.

915
01:02:51.920 --> 01:02:53.880
Your mustache does look very nice and
feathered out. Thank you. Thank

916
01:02:53.920 --> 01:02:58.199
you. I took the time and
I thought to myself, I might buy

917
01:02:58.199 --> 01:03:01.679
a mustache comb. Well, if
you're going to continue to wear the stick

918
01:03:01.719 --> 01:03:05.400
as you're currently wearing it, you
definitely need one, that's for sure.

919
01:03:05.800 --> 01:03:07.559
Now that I'm staring at your hair, yeah, I agree with your wife.

920
01:03:07.599 --> 01:03:14.320
There's less natural gooflop and more uppity
faux hawk types. That's because I

921
01:03:14.320 --> 01:03:16.440
said take as much off the top
as possible. I was in a panic

922
01:03:16.480 --> 01:03:22.360
on Saturday, so it was so
basically now, I did grow my hair

923
01:03:22.400 --> 01:03:25.760
out long enough once, but more
hockey flow back and less up and yeah,

924
01:03:25.760 --> 01:03:34.119
you look like Benjamin Franklin. Essentially. What happens was your hair just

925
01:03:34.159 --> 01:03:37.039
too heavy. My hair was just
it was too heavy. And it was

926
01:03:37.039 --> 01:03:38.639
happening to like my wife too,
but she at least has like the mid

927
01:03:38.719 --> 01:03:42.880
part. Yeah, and it was
just flopping over my face and it was

928
01:03:43.000 --> 01:03:45.920
it goes beyond my nose, So
I'm like trying to pull it over and

929
01:03:45.960 --> 01:03:50.559
shit, you looked like Battinson.
Yeah. I could not handle it.

930
01:03:50.679 --> 01:03:53.440
I couldn't handle it. Oh man, Yeah that's not great. No,

931
01:03:53.559 --> 01:03:57.440
it's I hated it. Do we
even need your part of the sac?

932
01:03:57.920 --> 01:04:00.400
I thought, well, I feel
part of it is. Uh So,

933
01:04:01.000 --> 01:04:04.199
May was supposed to be a pretty
good month for movies and it turned out

934
01:04:04.239 --> 01:04:09.079
to not be so much and on
the horizon is not great good. The

935
01:04:09.159 --> 01:04:12.639
next cup the first couple weeks of
June, we get Bad Boys for the

936
01:04:12.719 --> 01:04:16.960
Watchers, which is the Shammelain Daughter
movie, and inside Out So maybe inside

937
01:04:17.000 --> 01:04:21.159
Out two is our next movie episode. Yeah, it's a weird in between

938
01:04:21.199 --> 01:04:25.360
here prequel. That's the beginning of
July. It might be the end of

939
01:04:25.400 --> 01:04:28.440
June, might be the last week
of June. Yeah, and then Deadpool

940
01:04:28.480 --> 01:04:31.079
two I think is first week of
July or second week of July. Uh

941
01:04:31.119 --> 01:04:34.039
So, we have what shamping up
to be a good couple months of movies

942
01:04:34.039 --> 01:04:38.239
and it's ending up not being so
good at all. But again, maybe

943
01:04:38.280 --> 01:04:41.719
Furiosa is that movie that we've both
missed. So I don't know, but

944
01:04:41.960 --> 01:04:43.880
yeah, we gotta we gotta figure
out what we gotta do. The next

945
01:04:44.000 --> 01:04:50.440
next week and a half, movies
are back Mac Show Finally Where can the

946
01:04:50.440 --> 01:04:55.199
people find us? Fuck you?
You can find us on Twitter and on

947
01:04:55.199 --> 01:04:58.360
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948
01:04:58.400 --> 01:05:00.760
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949
01:05:00.800 --> 01:05:03.519
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950
01:05:03.639 --> 01:05:06.280
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951
01:05:06.280 --> 01:05:10.400
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952
01:05:10.440 --> 01:05:13.559
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956
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957
01:05:30.920 --> 01:05:43.559
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958
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