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Dad's on deck. Well, would
like to draw your attention to the fact

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that the following content is made up
of humorous adult material and is intended for

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immature and not easily triggered audience.
You have been warned. Hey, Jordan,

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hmmm, so my doctor said that
I should do lunges to stay in

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shape. But that's a big step
forward, and I don't know for ready.

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It's true, it's true. Time
has wasted, it's summertime. Now,

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it's not time to get in shape. It's time to just get further

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out of shape. Correct, so
they get into shape. Months are gone

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and there's nothing else that you can
do about it except for cry every time

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you put on a bathing certainly in
the mirror and remind yourself that you are

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now a muffin for breakfast. You
put a bathing suit on. When you

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cry, that makes me a mini
muffin. A mini muffin. Yeah,

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you're one of those mini muffins.
And I'm just a fucking weird shaped jew

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hot dog. Okay hmm, okay, that's like bulging in the middle.

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It's like the ends were tied too
tight and like so when you started boiling,

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it all went to the middle.
Yeah, yeah, okay, it's

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weird and the little end, the
little end tie piece, that's your dick,

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yep, okay yeah, and then
my Jamaica oh on the top.

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I like it. Yeah, that's
that's a classy. Yeah, that's this

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classy Jesus Christ. Well, Dad's
on dequo Is episode I'm known, I'm

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Dome. I am still reeling from
our special Olympics talk from last week that

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was very special? Really is that
a wheelchair joke? Uh No, I

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didn't say wheeling relaying? Okay,
oh man, you did send some good

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videos though this week. I did. Yeah, there that one of I

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don't even know who that guy was, but it was like five and a

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half minutes long. And when you
said it's a long one but it's worth

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it, I'm like, okay,
I got time. I could sit down

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and watch this for a second.
Yeah, And after a minute, I'm

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like, there, I really want
to watch this whole thing. But it

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was so interesting that I couldn't stop. So that was I think that that

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one was Tucker Carlson. Was that
Tucker Carlson? I thought it looked like

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from Fox News. I thought it
looked like Tucker Carlons but but what was

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really cool about it was that he
goes into all the alien talk and how

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how aliens are real and why he
knows that they are real, and I

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mean we can I mean we can
go in on it if you want,

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or we can wait till the Extra
Dose. But uh, I thought it

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was pretty cool some of the stuff
that he divulged. Maybe we can expound

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and deeper on an Extra DOS episode
next month. But the one of the

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takeaways that I thought was really interesting, which I guess this could play into

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the Center Earth theory, okay,
is that our minds of aliens coming from

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outer space seem to be tricked and
they're actually coming from the water. Yes,

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which is mind fucking bending. But
yet it makes a lot of sense,

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right, Yeah, Like if you
think about it, because if they

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were coming if they were coming from
space, we would see them a lot

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more frequently than if they were coming
from the ocean, correct, And if

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they're coming from the ocean, they
can come up in these places where we

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are not located. Well, and
think about it, how much ocean have

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we not even explored exactly? And
then and then how he goes into how

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fast they can move in water?
Yes, and it's it's like it's just

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mine been, you know. Like
the compare the comparison he makes is if

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you if you were to stand in
a regular pool, in a regular pool,

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I think it was like twelve feet
or something like that, or twenty

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feet or something, yeah, something
like that, and you shot a gun

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from one end to the other,
you could catch the bullet correct and not

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be hurt. Correct. That is
how much velocity is affected. And how

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fast is that bullet going bullet normally
going outside of out of the muzzle.

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Oh yeah, because outside of the
water, you're not you know, you're

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not catching it. Thousand feet per
second something like that. Haul an ass

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and these these uh what are they
called ships, right, these memarines,

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Yeah, the uf the UFOs,
these vessels that that these you know,

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aliens opposed supposedly aliens right are traveling
in are going at like one hundred knots

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per mile or one hundred knots per
minute. It's fucking ridiculous. Which is

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insane, Which is fast, Yeah, yeah, which is fast. Yeah,

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it's like one hundred and ten miles
per hour, one hundred and twenty

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miles from the in the water,
Yeah, in the water under the water,

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not just like but under the water
where you have all of that friction

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being forced upon you losing no speed
and you are losing no speed. That's

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crazy with no propulsion either, which
then just it just starts to expound on

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itself. Like, so do they
live in the water. Is there is

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there some like cave system that they're
going to that they eventually have atmosphere like

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center Earth theory? Yeah, Like, well, I mean we know that

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there's caves in China that go underground
miles that are forty stories tall. Yeah,

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that have their own ecosystem. You
know, there's we do know that

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there are caves in certain bodies of
water that have their own little ecosystem and

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have pockets of oxygen that you know, can sustain life for X amount of

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time. Right, there's the theory
that there's a gigantic hole in Antarctica that

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you know, goes down into the
center of the Earth. Some people believe

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it, some people don't. Evidently
there's proof out there. I haven't looked

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it up yet, but I recently
saw something about that in the last couple

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of weeks, and I didn't really
dig into it because I'm like, I

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got enough conspiracy theories going on at
one time that I don't need to dive

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in anymore. Yeah, okay,
Rogan brings up enough of them to cover

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everybody's for a fucking and you know, there's nothing wrong with his stuff,

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Like it's all fascinating. I just
don't have the time to listen to that

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length of I just don't have the
time to commit to a two to three

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hour episode, even if the whole
thing is phenomenal, because they usually are,

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yeah, very very intriguing, informative
and capturing. But I just don't

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want to spend five days or four
days of my drive trying to listen to

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one episode. I got other shit
to do. Yeah, I got like

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fantasy football to prep four to lose
at in the next months. So I

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said, it's so weird, like
right, I have such a hard time

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with breaking something like that up,
Like I could be engulfed in what it

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is, but if I have to
break it up into multiple episodes or multiple

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viewings or listenings, I will lose
interest. Yeah, and not to the

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fault of the content, but it's
just the way my brain works. Yeah,

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but you're over it. Yeah,
you give me thirty minutes worth of

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fucking special Olympics, and I'm all
in, yeah, you know, so,

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yeah, I'm actually glad to see
that a video you sent to our

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chat the other day that your TikTok
still is just littered with vegetables, Like,

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I mean, it's amazing. I'd
like to play that on here,

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but I don't think it would come
across the same way. You have to

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see the face because she's deaf.
She's yeah, yes, yeah. If

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we were a video podcast, w'd
be different. We could throw it up

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on the screen and then show everybody. I'll throw it in discord. Yeah,

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you could do that for the For
the Patreon members, they'll get to

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see it that we're talking about.
A couple of them have already seen it,

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so but the rest of them will
enjoy it absolutely. Oh yeah,

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all right, Well how was your
dad week? It was interesting. So

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I got a temporary promotion at work. I guess ran into a little bit

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of a pickle at work where one
of the construction managers and they offered me

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this job. A while back.
They said, hey, this you know,

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this construction manager doesn't want to stay
on site, he wants to leave.

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We want you to take the position. I said, no, because

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it was only going to be for
X amount of months, and then after

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that was done, then I would
be stuck in the position and I have

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to travel, and I didn't leave
the kids. I do remember this,

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So I said no to it.
I said no to it, But it

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came around again where he's like,
hey, I need to leave. I'm

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going to be gone for a couple
of weeks. Can you fill in?

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So I said yes, So for
the two next two weeks, I will

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be the construction manager, like full
blown construction manager over everything essentially, which

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will be kind of cool. So
do you have to wear a hard hat

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at work? Have you ever thought
about drawing a yamica on top of your

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hard hat? Just curiosity. I'm
gonna do it now. I just or

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even just straight up by a yamica
and just put superl it like gorilla glue

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it onto the hard hat. Yeah. There's a couple of people that have

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some political uh stickers, sure fuck
Donald Trump. It says FDT on it,

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you know. And then there's there
was one kid. Uh he's got

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a big giant sticker on the back
of his truck and uh it says ass

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Snorkeler. Okay, Yeah, so, and it's got a picture of a

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girl bent over with her butt cheeks
showing, and uh, so we get

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away with some stuff. But well, you'd get away with that, But

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so I would assume I would get
away. It's not like you're parading around

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with the with the swastika on your
goddamn helmet. Uh. There was a

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guy that had There was a guy
that had a modified Confederate flag on the

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back of his vehicle that said try
and tread on me, and he got

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in trouble and he was asked to
not bring his vehicle or the sticker on

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site. Again. So people are
so soft yep. Whether you agree with

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it or disagree with it, or
whether it is over the line, the

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fact that the fact that people get
so bent out of shape and you have

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to conform to their yes, to
what they believe in, that that goes

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strictly against everything, and it's it's
frustrating. I will say. The only

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time I agree, the only time
I agree with with asking or expecting or

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maybe even imposing upon someone is when
your opinion directly negatively affects other people.

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Like racism, correct, yeah,
I agree, right, or bagotry right,

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I agree with that. But I'm
saying, like, you get people

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that just get to the point of
they they get upset because of you know,

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you have a Trump twenty twenty four
sticker. Yeah, and they're like

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that, you know what I mean. And it's like or or vice versa

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a Biden sticker, and it's just
like there's there's an extent where you've got

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to draw a line in the stand
of course, like blatant racism, you

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know whatever, but when it comes
to other stuff, it's just like grow

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the fuck up. Yeah, yeah, I actually, uh, I got

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I had I get yelled at.
You'll like this one. I got yelled

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at during the week this last week
at worked because I caught a guy pissing

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outside. And I don't know if
you are if you remember how sensitive our

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site is, but that's a fireable
offense. Like it's not just public indecency,

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but we are on tribal land.
It is extremely offensive to the people

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in which we work on their land, like it's a bad thing. So

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however, I am of the mindset
of I will give anyone one chance.

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And it's so instead of going directly
to the uppers, I went directly to

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this guy's boss and I was like, look, I'm just gonna let you

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take care of this. This is
what I saw. I don't know what

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the situation was. I'll let you
talk to him. I'm not gonna take

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it anywhere else. You deal with
it, right. And a couple days

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later I come back and I was
like, Hey, did you talk to

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that guy about it? And he
goes, yeah, he said that he

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just couldn't hold it, so it
was either do it there or piss in

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his pants. And I looked this
fucking manager, dead dead in the eyes

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and said, you mean to tell
me that he couldn't fucking make it one

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hundred feet. He was at the
back of the fucking construction yard. There

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was a porta potty a hundred feet
in front of him, and he had

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a vehicle that moves for him.
He didn't even have to walk the hundred

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feet. That's a bullshit excuse.
I promise you, the next thing that

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this motherfucker does wrong, it's going
straight to the client. And I don't

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give a shit what happens. Facts
Yep, why not? Yep? To

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those people, I say, you
can fucking suck a dick, yeah,

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because that's bullshit. That's where my
kindness gets taken advantage of and I didn't

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appreciate it. Yeah, yeah,
I did see it in our chat.

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You saw it as well, but
doesn't mean I read it. He might

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not have because he actually had to
read. AJ actually posted a thing.

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I don't know where he saw it
or whatever, but the picture says,

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your triggers are you, your responsibility. It is not the world's obligation to

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tiptoe around you. And I was
like, I've actually seen that before a

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couple other times, and it's true, Like it excuse me. I actually

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just recently, well within the last
year or so, I use that to

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asst to fix some of my own
problems because I have a problem with people

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who chew with their mouth open.
And I have kids and so much,

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and on a lot of occasions they
chew with their fucking mouth open like cows.

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And I used to just blurt that
out, what are you a fucking

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cow? Chewed your mouth closed?
And when I saw that, I realized

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that's not their problem, that's my
problem. But but what I did do

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is I switched the way I addressed
it. So instead of instead of yelling

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at them and telling them that they
were being cows, instead of telling them

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that they were doing something that bothered
me. I explained to them why it

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was disrespectful to do. I think
that's the key, because I think if

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you taught them, hey, you
should chew with your mouth close, because

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it's not decent to chew with your
mouth open and smack and you know,

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it's just because it's not that.
That's probably one of the biggest triggers for

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a lot of people. Yeah,
in the world of like listening to people

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that chew with their mouth open and
it's yeah, I get your reaction is

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one thing, but then also teaching
them, you know, hey, chew

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with your mouth closed. You know, stop being a cave man, stop

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being whatever. Yeah, but yeah, So how was your week? It

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was good, Uh, a decent
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a thirty second drive instead of a
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one day a month. Yeah,
makes a huge difference, it does.

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It makes a huge difference being five
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away from Yeah, because if you
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drive like that for us in the
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that forty five minute drive can just
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could be you could leave work with
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energy, but by the time you
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Like it just it just kills it, Yeah, because you're just sitting

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and these sweet, sweet sounds.
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it was good. My son started
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that's good. And then both of
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he finished school, yep, yesterday
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he's he's done for the summer.
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down. We're gonna do wait,
we're gonna do a barbecue. We may

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or may not record an episode with
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of weeks. Maybe maybe not.
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on how drunk we get tomorrow.
Let's just be honest, true, I

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don't plan on drinking. But oh, you know, I don't plan on

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drinking. No, I'm becoming a
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ye, are you gonna at least
try some of the absence that I have?

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Fuck? No, I told you
I'm not drinking that ship. Come

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on, one shot, because then
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the fuck did everybody go? And
then I'm gonna turn around and there's gonna

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be some lady yelling at me because
I'm gonna pull three streets over. It's

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one shot, dude, Come on, it's absence. You don't know.

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It's not that bad. We don't
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be you'll be fine. I might
not be. I won't. I'll put

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the mushrooms on the pizza. I
might not be Tom saying, oh,

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have you ever done mushrooms? No, no, I have. Out of

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all outside of wheat, out of
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one that sparks my curiosity the most. Yeah, in a controlled environment,

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yes, Yeah, that's those are
the ones that I would be willing,

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like, put me in a room
where I can't get anywhere and can't hurt

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anybody. Yeah, and know that
I'm taking like a truly like safe dose

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to give me like a good fucked
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that would be the one that intrigues
my mind. Yeah, out of all

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of them, I've the more I've
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am. But it's the same situation. My brain says, you need to

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control it because last time I did
it, I ended up jumping off a

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fucking deck twenty feet into a bush. It was not fun. Look at

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that pool, it was not fun
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I'd imagine it is not fun at
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that's the thing. Control, like
a trolled area, a safe area.

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That's that's where I'm at. Do
you think Bratdany Griner had a controlled safe

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area when she was in prison?
Probably? Yeah, probably. I like

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how she's gone straight butch oh yeah, like straight. Butch. I also

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saw a thing today. Maybe it
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was in our chat that she got
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look we to James, and it
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the best female player ever, it's
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w it's the w n B A, it's the w n B A.

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to before, Like there were more
people they didn't have any interest in it,

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but took an interest in it just
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go. I'd be willing to bet
as bad as aj is at sports and

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is you know he is unathletic to
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word and Jake could. We might
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we could keep it close. And
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first half. That's saying something because
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It's not that they're athletic, it's
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yeah, we might gas out.
We'd be like, well we had you

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the first half come on, right, Yeah, But I don't know.

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I just think it's like, you
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could get on that topic. But
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the same as men in sports.
Men's sports have been around a lot longer,

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so they are well different trained athletes. And I think a perfect example

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is you have a guy who identifies
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four hundred something in all national college
athletes and swimming. He switches to women

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and wins the national championship, set
records and set records, at records,

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set records. Yeah, that's my
point. It happened. It happened to

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somebody in tennis too, Like there
was an amateur in tennis that did it,

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yeah, yeah, And then there
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it was powerlifting. Yeah, and
the fucking dude came out and just demolished

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people. Like take, could you
imagine the top top UFC fighter, who's

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a woman going against a man the
same size as her or within ten pounds,

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who's the top of that men's division. I'll do you even one better.

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Let's take let's take the top female
boxer and put them against Mike Tyson.

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Mike Tyson now, Mike Tyson,
Now yeah, not a chance,

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Nope, not not a chance.
But no, she's gonna be Rihanna.

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This isn't Chris Brown, and this
isn't us being sexist. No, it's

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biological, it is chemical, it
is physiological, it is it is there

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is a difference in the way the
DNA is built. Yeah, it's just

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that simple. One thing that I
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that women deserve more coverage in sports. Absolutely, because that's the only way

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to get people more engaged into them
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also I think there's a big part
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football league in the next five years, how long is it going to take

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to them to be at a competitive
level like the men are, because they've

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been doing it for a long time
at a professional level. And it's funny

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that you brought up the women's football
league because in my mind, right before

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you started to talk, I was
like, and the other thing we need

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to do is not make women's sports
a gimmick like the lingerie league. Correct,

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don't get me wrong. Don't get
me wrong. It's fucking sexy to

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watch women in lingerie beat the piss
out of each other. However, it's

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also fucking sexist. Yeah, And
if you want to be taken serious as

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a sport and you are as an
athlete, you need to not be put

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in that position along with putting yourself
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I think another big point to it
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If you watch the top two teams
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Right, Well, yeah, US
women's soccer and Canadian women's soccer two

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of the best on the planet.
But you have US women's soccer versus women's

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egypt soccer, it's a blowout hockey. Canada women US women phenomenal fucking games

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when you watch the two of them, and some of those the second they

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play another team, even Finland's we'd
known for hockey, it's not even a

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contest. It's not even a contest. And I think that's where you differ

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is that the in the women's sports, the top end talent is very fucking

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good, but there's not depth correct
across across the playing correct. And the

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one thing that's different too is like, like we said, it's the it's

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the coverage, right, So the
advertisement for men versus women is tenfold,

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if not larger, right, Like, that's probably underestimating it, to be

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honest with you, But once you
start getting that coverage and make you make

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the events relative like, it can't. It can't be gimmicky. It has

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to be relative. There has to
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sports is larger than women's sports is
because women were not told that it is

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a thing. That's that we men. Men were told you have two options

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in life. You're either a fucking
grunt or you play sports. Yeah,

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that's it. Women were told.
Women were told that they were either in

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the kitchen or in the bed.
Yeah, they were never told they can

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be athletes. This is new and
granted, granted it's been peaking over the

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last fifteen to twenty years, but
that's still a drop been the bucket when

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you look at it as a whole. Baseball for men has been around for

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how fucking long, over one hundred
years exactly. Yeah, sports for women

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is still young. It's still only
thirty years old, twenty five years old,

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depending on the sport, correct,
depending on the sport. And even

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at that, it is it started
slower than any male sport that was out

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there, right, because men have
been playing sports since like you think of

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even gladiators that was considered a sport
bingo, and it's something that men have

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always enjoyed doing, is playing sports. And watching sports, correct always,

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correct, always, And like how
many, how many? How many women

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grew up I'd love to know,
Like, if you're listening to this and

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like you want to challenge, I'd
love to know how many women grew up

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in a household where their mom was
sitting in front of the TV watching sports

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all the time. Yeah, even
nowadays? Yeah, exactly not, it's

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not as big of an interest.
Probably be more. Yeah, one,

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he's easy. I mean they're out
there, you know, they're they're out

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the women are out there that they
do watch sports. Do they watch it

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in the same capacity as as men
do? I still don't think so.

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No, No, it's not.
It's not as devoted. You know that.

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That's the other thing too, you
know when we like blood, sweat

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and tears for some team that has
no ships given for us, they don't

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even know we exist and they don't
know and if and we live our lives

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by that team. Yeah, it's
just the fact, yep, it's just

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the fact that, you know,
it's a what's what's your favorite? What's

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your what would be your favorite sporting
event? To get a burger at?

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None of them? That's I don't
think I've ever gotten a burger from a

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sporting event. No, because they're
like that the majority of it. They'd

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be like that plane like frozen burger
that you get, like you know those

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rose and patties that come in a
box and they always burn the ship.

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Like that's the kind of burger you're
Yeah, that's the burger you're gonna get.

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It's like a burger chip. Can
you bite into it? It snaps?

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Yeah? Yeah? What what's your
what's your favorite fast food burger?

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Just my straight up favorite? Yeah. Do you want to talk about the

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list that some fucking jackass published?
What is it called the Tasting Table?

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Yes? Yes, so we have
the This is the list of thirteen different

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fast food burgers. This is what
we'll do. We'll go through this list

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and see what we agree with and
disagree with, and then we'll give our

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our favorite fast food burgers at the
end, whether they're on this list or

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not. Deal. So, uh, Number one, it's perfect time in

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summertime. It's time for barbecuing,
burgers, hot dogs, all that stuff.

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Not Number one. Number thirteen Dairy
Queen. I hate Dairy Queen,

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Absolutely hate Dairy Queen for food.
I will I love their ice cream.

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Yeah, but nothing about dairy Queen
says, oh, let me go get

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a burger and some fry from dairy
Queen. Fun fact, nowhere does it

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say dairy Queen serves ice cream,
and dairy Queen themselves will not admit that

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they serve ice cream. Just a
little fun fact for you there. I'll

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let you. They just call it
frozen treats. Yep, I'll let you.

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Conspiracy theorists look that up on your
own. Interesting number twelve. McDonald's

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hate fucking McDonald's. Nothing about McDonald
cannot fucking so. I used to like

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McDonald's when I was younger, and
then I realized what the food was,

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and I cannot fucking stand it.
Can't look at it, don't want it,

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cannot stand McDonald's. Never liked McDonald's
burgers, though I always liked other

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things at McDonald's. I the only
one that I truly like at McDonald's still

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is a quarter pounder, and it's
only because they still actually do make that

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fresh when you order. Because if
you go to McDonald's right now and you

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order a quarter pounder, you'll get
up to the window, you'll pay,

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and then they'll ask you can you
pull around front you order anything else on

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the menu, you will have it
at the window after you pay, within

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a minute or two. Really,
if it's a quarter pounder or double quarter

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pound or any of that, you
have to pull around front because they actually

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have to make that. Hmm.
It's the only thing interesting. Number eleven

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Burger King, same as McDonald's.
I could care fucking less about burger King.

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You know the only thing about Burger
King I liked where they're chicken fries.

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Uh huh. But for some reason, what happened is that when I

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was working for Dish Network, I
used to get the Burger King here all

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the time. That's just you know
what, three blocks away from my house,

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yeah, five minutes away from my
house or whatever. And every time

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I ate there, it made me
sick, like puked, puked up every

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ounce of the food that I ate. So I stopped eating there. So

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if you give me a Burger King
that is clean and they are like,

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it's a good staff, which hardly
any of those exist anymore. Okay,

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I do love the whopper as it
comes. Don't take anything off of it,

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don't add anything to if anything,
add maybe one more packet of ketchup

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to it. Is it the Charboro
that you like, just everything in it

406
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together with the Charboro, I will
admit they always smelt good. Yeah.

407
00:30:11.279 --> 00:30:14.039
Number ten I've never even heard of. Maybe this is just our own.

408
00:30:14.279 --> 00:30:18.440
This is probably an East Coast thing
Checkers and Rallies. So I at first

409
00:30:18.480 --> 00:30:23.680
I thought I heard about this,
but I think I've seen something about it,

410
00:30:23.920 --> 00:30:27.880
but didn't like actually register what it
was, so I couldn't speak on

411
00:30:27.960 --> 00:30:34.480
Checkers and rallies. Checkers and Rallies
sounds like some like restaurant, not so

412
00:30:34.680 --> 00:30:40.799
much a fast food joint, but
more like a Red Robin type joint,

413
00:30:41.000 --> 00:30:42.920
or you know what I mean.
That's what it sounds like to me.

414
00:30:44.240 --> 00:30:47.119
You don't want Checkers and Rallies remind
me of what do you call an extra

415
00:30:47.240 --> 00:30:53.880
large bottle of lube in Alabama?
Jesus Christ Family size number nine. Culvers.

416
00:30:55.680 --> 00:30:57.759
Have you had a burger from Culvers? We do have a Culver's here.

417
00:30:57.799 --> 00:31:03.039
I have not, so I love
their custards, love their butterfly shrimp.

418
00:31:03.279 --> 00:31:07.359
Oh they're shrimp's fantastic. Shrimp is
so good. Their shrimp is fantastic.

419
00:31:07.440 --> 00:31:08.920
Yep. But I've not had a
burger from them. It is it

420
00:31:10.000 --> 00:31:11.519
is mid at best, really,
it is mid at best. You can

421
00:31:11.559 --> 00:31:15.039
see it's one of those things like
it looks really good. It's very basic.

422
00:31:15.640 --> 00:31:19.960
There's not much flavor to it.
It's it's just eh. Number eight.

423
00:31:21.160 --> 00:31:22.559
I've never had a burger from this
place, but I can talk about

424
00:31:22.559 --> 00:31:26.960
it. It's called Portillo's, Okay. So they are mainly out of Illinois.

425
00:31:27.400 --> 00:31:30.000
There is one in Scottsdale, and
I've actually had the one in scotts

426
00:31:30.119 --> 00:31:33.640
I've had the one. I've had
one of them in Chicago and downtown Chicago.

427
00:31:34.240 --> 00:31:37.799
They are known for more known for
their Chicago style hot dogs and they're

428
00:31:37.839 --> 00:31:44.920
Italian beefs and they're Italian beefs fucking
top tier. Yeah, they're delicious burgers.

429
00:31:44.960 --> 00:31:47.640
Have no fucking clue. It looks
good. I've also heard about them,

430
00:31:47.720 --> 00:31:49.119
and I've also heard that their burgers
are pretty good. Yeah, but

431
00:31:49.160 --> 00:31:55.640
I've never had them. Yeah.
Yeah. Number seven Wendy's. Eh.

432
00:31:56.640 --> 00:31:57.920
I had a I had a There
was a while when I worked at the

433
00:31:57.960 --> 00:32:01.480
airport in Vegas. Yeah, and
I could have a weird shift, like

434
00:32:01.640 --> 00:32:06.079
I could be on a shift schedule
where I was working that swing shift like

435
00:32:06.119 --> 00:32:08.359
two to eleven. Yeah, and
on my way home, I'd want to

436
00:32:08.400 --> 00:32:12.079
eat and there's not much open.
But Wendy's was on the way home and

437
00:32:12.119 --> 00:32:15.440
it was always open at that time, and I was on a kick for

438
00:32:15.480 --> 00:32:17.640
a long time where I would get
their double burger. Yeah, and it

439
00:32:17.759 --> 00:32:22.839
hit do you know what? So
they haven't they have this like well,

440
00:32:22.880 --> 00:32:24.079
I don't know if they haven't any
Morks haven't gone in a while. But

441
00:32:24.119 --> 00:32:30.920
they had this like a spicy bacon
jam thing and that on the burger was

442
00:32:31.000 --> 00:32:35.160
I remember that. That on the
burger was pretty good. But when I

443
00:32:35.160 --> 00:32:37.519
go to Wendy's, I get chicken, I'm surprised. Chicken sandwich. Yeah,

444
00:32:37.559 --> 00:32:42.839
the spicy chicken. Yeah yeah,
the spicy chicken at Wendy's. I

445
00:32:42.880 --> 00:32:46.440
would put that up against almost any
other spicy chicken sandwich. I love their

446
00:32:46.440 --> 00:32:52.799
spicy chicken, and people that hate
on it are just extra Chrogemozau period number

447
00:32:52.839 --> 00:32:54.640
six. I'm really surprised how high
this is on the list. White Castle.

448
00:32:55.240 --> 00:32:59.000
So you know why I think White
Castle is as high on the list

449
00:32:59.039 --> 00:33:01.359
as it is because the lore,
Yes, so I can I can speak

450
00:33:01.400 --> 00:33:07.079
for this because coming from the East
Coast, white castles fucking everywhere. The

451
00:33:07.119 --> 00:33:12.000
burgers are average at best. I've
heard. I've heard the because I've never

452
00:33:12.000 --> 00:33:15.519
eaten at a white Castle, okay, but I've heard the frozen burgers that

453
00:33:15.559 --> 00:33:19.240
you buy tastes pretty much no different
than what you're getting at White It's correct,

454
00:33:20.920 --> 00:33:23.960
and the only difference is that the
way the onions taste. That's what

455
00:33:24.000 --> 00:33:29.319
I've heard, and I will say, when they're fresh, the onions make

456
00:33:29.400 --> 00:33:32.400
the burger. Therefore the burger.
The burger is just a burger. So

457
00:33:32.519 --> 00:33:36.720
it's the bread and the onions and
the fact that you get, like,

458
00:33:37.400 --> 00:33:39.279
I don't know, thirty of them
in a fucking pack. They're tiny,

459
00:33:39.559 --> 00:33:43.200
right, they're bite size. There's
two bites and they're gone, right,

460
00:33:43.440 --> 00:33:46.759
you know what I mean. So
they're eh, they're okay. But it's

461
00:33:46.799 --> 00:33:52.400
more about the allure than it is
anything number five sonic, you know.

462
00:33:53.759 --> 00:33:58.240
I don't. I don't get it. I don't either. They have,

463
00:33:58.319 --> 00:34:02.000
at least here and Ares they have
a hatch green chili burger, and that

464
00:34:02.160 --> 00:34:06.119
is actually really really good. Correct. But again, it's the toppings that

465
00:34:06.160 --> 00:34:07.760
make it. It's not the burger. It's the hatch green chilies and the

466
00:34:07.840 --> 00:34:10.719
mustard they put on there make it
great. It's not the burger itself.

467
00:34:10.719 --> 00:34:14.840
If you just go get the number
one, which is their classic burger.

468
00:34:15.559 --> 00:34:19.719
It's very very basic and not a
whole lot of greatness to agree number four

469
00:34:19.840 --> 00:34:22.719
five guys one of the best.
I think I would agree with that.

470
00:34:22.800 --> 00:34:25.840
And and but you have to get
it with fries. I think the burger

471
00:34:25.840 --> 00:34:31.480
by itself does end up you end
up missing something in the experience because the

472
00:34:31.519 --> 00:34:36.199
fries are part of what make five
guys. Their pickles are fantastic, yep,

473
00:34:36.360 --> 00:34:38.639
and yep, their pickles. There's
only there's only one other place that

474
00:34:38.719 --> 00:34:44.119
pickles on the burger are as good
as five guys, and five guys pickles.

475
00:34:44.360 --> 00:34:46.480
What I love about five guys,
like when you compare five guys in

476
00:34:46.480 --> 00:34:50.199
in and out right, I feel
like those will be probably two of our

477
00:34:50.239 --> 00:34:54.639
tops for both of us. But
five guys topping choices, I mean,

478
00:34:54.719 --> 00:34:59.760
there's a lot of choices, and
it doesn't but the problem I have a

479
00:34:59.800 --> 00:35:02.960
five guys. The cost. Yeah, if I take my wife and son

480
00:35:04.039 --> 00:35:06.800
and my daughter to go eat at
five guys, it's sixty bucks. Ye.

481
00:35:07.079 --> 00:35:10.760
And now not much else is There's
not much that's much cheaper nowadays.

482
00:35:10.840 --> 00:35:15.519
No, but but sixty bucks for
four burgers, And I think of fries'

483
00:35:15.719 --> 00:35:21.360
that's the However, I got a
little friendly hack for you. They cannot

484
00:35:21.400 --> 00:35:24.920
tell you no to extra bacon,
and you can ask for as much extra

485
00:35:24.960 --> 00:35:30.400
bacon as you would like, and
it is free of charge. Interesting A

486
00:35:30.519 --> 00:35:35.119
huh, so you could literally get
enough extra bacon to serve yourself breakfast the

487
00:35:35.159 --> 00:35:38.559
next morning. I like that.
I like that number three Shakeshack. It's

488
00:35:38.559 --> 00:35:42.719
my number one, never had it, it's my number one. It's fucking

489
00:35:42.800 --> 00:35:46.639
delicious. I'm sad that you haven't
experienced this yet. Shake Shack is delicious.

490
00:35:46.679 --> 00:35:50.880
They season, they season the burger
great. It looks fantasy. It's

491
00:35:50.920 --> 00:35:54.599
one of those thin, juicy,
fucking burgers. It looks like a Wendy's

492
00:35:54.639 --> 00:35:59.159
burger, but really really fucking good
it is. It's exactly what it is.

493
00:35:59.239 --> 00:36:01.079
And then when you pair that with
one of their shakes because I mean,

494
00:36:01.119 --> 00:36:06.079
it's fucking Shakeshack, right, so
fucking delicious. And uh. One

495
00:36:06.079 --> 00:36:08.559
thing that's super underrated from Shakeshack that
most people don't know is they have fried

496
00:36:08.599 --> 00:36:12.400
pickles. You take the fried pickles
and you put it on the burger.

497
00:36:12.840 --> 00:36:17.440
Fucking game changer. So good.
Interesting. Uh. Number number two on

498
00:36:17.480 --> 00:36:22.639
this list is in and out Okay, Now, depending on where you're listening

499
00:36:22.719 --> 00:36:25.079
from this, if you're East coast
and you've never made it to the west,

500
00:36:25.079 --> 00:36:29.960
you've never had in and Out.
It's a West coast thing, yep.

501
00:36:30.559 --> 00:36:35.039
And it's along the interstates. That's
all I'm gonna say about in and

502
00:36:35.039 --> 00:36:37.800
Out right now, because it'll be
it'll be towards the top of my if

503
00:36:37.840 --> 00:36:38.360
not at the top of my list, and then i'll give it a full

504
00:36:38.400 --> 00:36:44.639
breakdown. Number one on here.
I've never heard of burger PI looks pretty

505
00:36:44.679 --> 00:36:47.280
damn good. Yeah, no,
fucking clue. It looks great. It

506
00:36:47.360 --> 00:36:52.199
kind of almost looks like a sloppy
Joe type bird. It does a little

507
00:36:52.199 --> 00:36:54.320
bit in the picture, but it
does a little bit. Yeah, never

508
00:36:54.360 --> 00:36:58.440
heard of it. I can't believe
Red Robin's not on this list. I

509
00:36:58.440 --> 00:37:00.880
don't consider Red Robin fast food or
what a burger? What a burger I

510
00:37:00.880 --> 00:37:05.559
would consider fast food? Yeah,
I don't know. I don't think what

511
00:37:05.599 --> 00:37:07.039
a burgers is. That's crazy cracked
up, and I know those are fighting

512
00:37:07.039 --> 00:37:09.920
words for some people. I can't
believe Sean Hickson, sucking dick. He

513
00:37:09.960 --> 00:37:14.039
ain't listening, Yeah, hein't listening, so because he's busy sucking dick,

514
00:37:14.079 --> 00:37:15.679
but I can't believe it's not on
the list. Yeah, so all right,

515
00:37:15.679 --> 00:37:20.679
well let's do your top five.
Okay. So I'm gonna go with

516
00:37:21.280 --> 00:37:24.960
traditional whopper at number five. Okay, I'm not doing any honorable mentions,

517
00:37:25.039 --> 00:37:30.480
and I'm gonna keep this list to
realistic fast food, at least from my

518
00:37:30.599 --> 00:37:34.679
point of view. Like I wouldn't
include even if I've had shakeshack, I

519
00:37:34.679 --> 00:37:38.280
wouldn't include them in my list only
because I can't get them, okay without

520
00:37:38.360 --> 00:37:42.239
driving to Vegas. Okay, Right, so I got to drive an hour

521
00:37:42.239 --> 00:37:44.480
and a half to get that.
That's not fast food. I mean,

522
00:37:44.480 --> 00:37:45.719
it is considered fast food, but
you know what I mean, I have

523
00:37:45.800 --> 00:37:49.159
to go way out of my way
to get it. Okay, So I'm

524
00:37:49.199 --> 00:37:52.679
gonna keep it more towards what is
available to me. Okay, fair enough?

525
00:37:52.800 --> 00:37:59.360
Uh? Number four quarter pounder quarter
pounder, which cheese. It's it

526
00:37:59.480 --> 00:38:01.920
always hit. It is one of
the few things that McDonald's that actually does

527
00:38:01.960 --> 00:38:06.440
still taste pretty damn good when you
get it. And like I said earlier,

528
00:38:06.880 --> 00:38:09.480
you get the a little bit of
freshness because they actually have to make

529
00:38:09.519 --> 00:38:13.639
it when you order it. It's
not some patty that just sits there in

530
00:38:13.719 --> 00:38:24.000
a humidifire heater. Thing Number three
is the is the Western Bacon cheeseburger from

531
00:38:24.440 --> 00:38:30.960
Carls Junior. It's so fucking good
that charboil, the barbecue sauce, the

532
00:38:30.960 --> 00:38:35.480
onion ring cheese. It's fantastic.
Number two for me is five guys,

533
00:38:37.599 --> 00:38:39.880
and I actually have I kind of
have a weird burger there. I get

534
00:38:40.320 --> 00:38:46.119
grilled onions, pickles, ketchup and
hot sauce, and it is every time,

535
00:38:46.639 --> 00:38:50.480
even if I'm not in the mood
for five guys, it's still good.

536
00:38:50.880 --> 00:38:52.519
Number one, hands down for me
In and Out. And the reason

537
00:38:52.559 --> 00:38:58.519
I say in and Out is because
it is purely fresh. And I have

538
00:38:58.800 --> 00:39:01.000
not once with those other burgers.
There's been times where it's like, man,

539
00:39:01.000 --> 00:39:05.119
that didn't hit the way I wanted
it to. There has not been

540
00:39:05.159 --> 00:39:07.960
a single time ever that I've been
to In and Out and it was bad.

541
00:39:08.679 --> 00:39:14.119
They could fuck up my burger and
it's still delicious. Yeah. One

542
00:39:14.119 --> 00:39:16.960
thing I think that's underrated with In
and Out is their toppings too. And

543
00:39:17.000 --> 00:39:20.360
their pickles are the other one I
was talking about earlier. Yeah, their

544
00:39:20.400 --> 00:39:22.920
pickles are fantastic, Five guys.
Pickles are fantastic. All other places that

545
00:39:23.000 --> 00:39:27.880
I've ever had pickles are very very
basic and not very good. Okay,

546
00:39:28.679 --> 00:39:32.199
like McDonald's pickles disgusting. Yeah,
well McDonald's disgusting. Yeah, in general,

547
00:39:32.320 --> 00:39:35.800
what's your top five? All right? So Carl's Junior is my number

548
00:39:35.840 --> 00:39:39.800
five. I like a couple of
different burgers. I didn't really iron down

549
00:39:40.039 --> 00:39:44.559
one specific burger like you did for
each one. It just kind of it's

550
00:39:44.599 --> 00:39:46.480
it's the restaurant as a whole,
yeah, just place as a whole.

551
00:39:46.960 --> 00:39:52.199
So Carl's Junior is number five.
I actually think it's very underrated. I

552
00:39:52.239 --> 00:39:54.960
don't like anything else about Carl's Junior, which is which is kind of unique

553
00:39:55.000 --> 00:39:59.719
because most of the time with fast
food, I like everything but the burger

554
00:40:00.320 --> 00:40:06.199
for most places. So three and
four are a tie. It is in

555
00:40:06.280 --> 00:40:09.320
and out and five. Guys,
those can be interchanged at any point in

556
00:40:09.440 --> 00:40:13.559
time, like there are some days
when I want one more than the other.

557
00:40:13.800 --> 00:40:16.800
It's just again that has to do
with the experience, slash the mouth

558
00:40:16.880 --> 00:40:21.840
feel like that's another thing. The
mouthfeel of an in and out burger is

559
00:40:21.960 --> 00:40:24.960
very distinct. Yes, right,
So the way it eats. Number two

560
00:40:25.239 --> 00:40:30.239
for me is one that hasn't been
talked about. A and W. That's

561
00:40:30.239 --> 00:40:32.960
a good pick. A and W
is so good. And again it might

562
00:40:34.039 --> 00:40:37.320
just be a West Coast thing,
it's not. I know it is at

563
00:40:37.400 --> 00:40:39.239
least in the Midwest. Okay,
I do know it's it's more popular in

564
00:40:39.239 --> 00:40:43.719
the Midwest than it is West Coast. Okay. So A and w's phenomenal.

565
00:40:43.880 --> 00:40:46.320
And again, like whole experience,
that's a good call. So and

566
00:40:46.320 --> 00:40:51.239
then number one for me is Shakeshack, Like, dude, I'm sad that

567
00:40:51.280 --> 00:40:52.320
you have not had it, and
you need to have it. It is

568
00:40:52.360 --> 00:40:57.000
so good. If I was really
breaking down number one for me, but

569
00:40:57.239 --> 00:41:00.239
because it is considered fast food,
but it is no but here in Kingman,

570
00:41:00.800 --> 00:41:05.159
and it's smash Burger smash burgers.
I'm sorry now, smash Burger stuff

571
00:41:05.159 --> 00:41:07.559
it stuff here, stuff at Burger
out here in town. Yeah, because

572
00:41:07.599 --> 00:41:13.840
it's a local, family owned place
and their burgers are I would put if

573
00:41:13.880 --> 00:41:17.440
I had to make my top five
burgers I've ever had, because this whole

574
00:41:17.480 --> 00:41:22.280
list in and out would be probably
an honorable mention on best burgers I've ever

575
00:41:22.360 --> 00:41:25.199
had. Oh yeah, ever,
and that's not Homemae Burgers, but places

576
00:41:25.239 --> 00:41:30.360
I've had like gourmet burgers and ship
like like the top two. There's a

577
00:41:30.360 --> 00:41:32.840
place in Detroit that you get a
menu. One side of the menu is

578
00:41:32.880 --> 00:41:37.880
burger, the other side of the
menu salad. You build it. And

579
00:41:37.920 --> 00:41:42.800
this is downtown right by their by
their baseball park. That is probably number

580
00:41:42.800 --> 00:41:47.480
one. Number two was in Dallas
and it was just this place that was

581
00:41:47.519 --> 00:41:52.920
I was. I was on a
weekend doing those well, this is when

582
00:41:52.960 --> 00:41:57.079
I was doing this travel job on
the weekends for the job that I do.

583
00:41:57.159 --> 00:41:59.280
It was a side job that I
was doing on the weekends. Make

584
00:41:59.320 --> 00:42:02.320
an extra dough and I've got to
travel around the country. So it was

585
00:42:02.360 --> 00:42:05.880
always I was one of those people
like I'm gonna find a burger place because

586
00:42:05.880 --> 00:42:07.199
I'm not gonna be let down.
Even if it's bad, it's still gonna

587
00:42:07.239 --> 00:42:13.239
be good. And Detroit was the
one, and Dallas that this other place

588
00:42:13.320 --> 00:42:19.159
it did was fucking phenomenal, so
fucking good. But but even still like

589
00:42:19.199 --> 00:42:22.199
fast food burgers, you don't want
that, I actually really do like it,

590
00:42:22.239 --> 00:42:24.079
like if I was doing An honorable
mention is the sourdough jack from Jack

591
00:42:24.079 --> 00:42:28.360
in the Box that is pretty good, just the soured o jackets. Nothing

592
00:42:29.840 --> 00:42:31.480
that's again Jack in the Box is
one of those ones where I like the

593
00:42:31.559 --> 00:42:35.639
chicken, I like the tacos.
Their egg rolls are the best thing on

594
00:42:35.719 --> 00:42:39.039
the planet. Don't really give two
ships about the fucking burgers, but their

595
00:42:39.079 --> 00:42:46.480
sourdough was good. Makes sense,
So agreed, agreed. Okay, well,

596
00:42:47.119 --> 00:42:50.760
do you have anything else? Should
get s matrop plugs in there,

597
00:42:50.800 --> 00:42:53.320
go for it. Okay. That
means I got a hold the button into

598
00:42:53.360 --> 00:42:55.280
it. I don't even which one. I don't remember which one. I

599
00:42:55.320 --> 00:42:58.559
think it's. I think it's I
think it's. Oh, there it is.

600
00:43:00.519 --> 00:43:04.320
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00:43:29.880 --> 00:43:32.920
Facebook, Twitter. Yeah, and
uh yeah, so Dad's on Dequill

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Episode one, Catch next week,
Peace out later, Hey Dom, what

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was Adolf Hitler's favorite board game while
invading Poland, Jumanji