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Okay, bitch, Hey, everybody, aj BENSI here with Fame as
a Bitch. This is your free show for February twenty six, twenty twenty
four. Sorry, the weekend got away from me. You had to go
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There's always a germ that comes into my body and knocks me out for a
few days. And I'm sorry it happened this past week after poker, But
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week. Best deal out there. Well, look, we all saw this
coming, at least my patrons on Famous a Bitch were told this was coming,
and here it is. Tom Brady has reportedly accepted his wife Giselle bunch
romance with Joaquim Valente, you know, the Brazilian jiu jitsu trainer. The
Daily Mail has said that the quarterback, his former quarterback, is learning to
adapt to the new dynamic his family is now in. After it's been reported
that Giselle and her jiu jitsu trainer were a couple and are deeply in love.
I don't know how anybody couldn't see this if you saw the magazine spread
they did with hiring him in the throes of jiu jitsu fighting. She's wearing
a black blazer with no bra. He's pulling under the pels as if she's
wearing a gee. Half her kits are out, and you're telling me they're
just friends. Get the fuck out of here. They go on vacation with
Tom and her kids. No, this is right out in daylight now.
Tom's been dating, obviously, He's grown past his relationship with Giselle, moving
to a place where he can cope, which is what a lot of us
are doing. I'm doing it myself. It's hard, but if you believe
in who you're with, you gotta make it work because life is short.
Life is short, and you have to end up being happy all day long,
or as long as you can be. So. Some insiders have told
People magazine that Giselle and Valente did not begin dating until June of twenty twenty
three. That would be eight months after Brady and Giselle finalize their divorce.
But Tom isn't buying that timeline and neither am I now. If she wants
people to think she's been dating Jaquin only since June, that's on her.
But they've been together longer, and obviously they've taken it slow in a respectful
manner. But to Tom's credit, he's accepted it. Some people are making
fun of Tom, saying, oh, he's accepted. Good for him,
as if he has any saying the matter. He does have a say in
the matter. He could make a stink about this. He could prove able
together before their divorce was final. That would look shitty on her part and
make her kids think less of her. But that's not what he's doing.
He's accepting it and moving on. Doesn't deserve a trophy for that. But
let's not put the guy down either. People say that Brady has no big
issues with Valente and he's gonna try to keep things amigable for the sake of
his kids. But they're not friends, these two. But you know,
you got a guy like Joaqim who's teaching the kids and the ex wife of
jiu jitsu. So Tom's gonna find some good in this guy. And if
he believes he's a good guy, which I'm sure he is, and He's
got to settle it right there and there, because Joaquim will one day perhaps
become a father figure to his kids, and Tom's gonna have to adapt to
that. That is always a hard day. I think page six broke the
news that Giselle and Valenti were a couple when people saw them kissing on Valentine's
Day in Miami. But Giselle shut down those rumors that they were just friends.
But we could tell they weren't. I could tell. She said,
he's our teacher. Most importantly, he's a person that I admire, that
I trust. It's so good to have that kind of energy, to have
my kids around, that type of energy that she tell out the Vanity Fair,
that's a real slight Tom. Oh, really, there was no good
energy around football Tom touchdown Tommy TB twelve. There was bad energy there.
Bullshit, she said. I think at this point, unfortunately, because I'm
divorced, I'm sure they're going to try to attach me to anything. I'm
so grateful to know all the Valenti brothers because not only have they helped me
and help my kids, but they become great friends. And Quem especially,
Oh, I'm sure what came especially especially when he was grabbing on the pels
of your black blazer and pulling you on top of them in a clinch.
Come on, Gizelle. I know Brady's been spending time with the model Irena
Shaik, who's considerably younger than Giselle, and that makes all models very insecure.
But he's also playing the field. He's not only with Arena, and
Rena goes well sometimes and has a vacation with her ex. You know,
they have a kid together. I mean, that's the way it goes.
But I don't like this lying about what this person meant to her or means
to her. I don't like it. I mean, you know, if
Bradley Cooper can have a vacation with her knowing she's been in the throes of
sex and love and romance with Tom Brady, he's a bigger man than I
am, but he does it because he's got a child with her and he's
got to do that. It's tough. It's big. It's big people type
stuff. It's big, big boy, big girl, put your pants on
relationships type stuff. You've got to be there for each other because you've got
children together. Once the kids are up and out, it's a different story
when they're kids. When they're babies, you gotta be there, and that's
why you see them together at times. But look, he's my take.
I think there's a lot about a relationship with this instructor. But the world
sensed it. I sensed it. There were zero reports of him being unfaithful
during their entire marriage. Otherwise we would have definitely heard about it. So
in my mind, she's the cheater, and her children are gonna know that
eventually if they already don't, just like Christine Baumgarten and Kevin cost him finding
out about her affair. But in the end, let's not get it twisted.
This is kind of a calmer that Tom Brady for once cannot scramble away
from. This is perhaps penance for what he when he betrayed a pregnant Bridget
moynihan and went off with Giselle All these years later. I still think Bridget
is the prettier woman. I swear I do, But that's not all this
amounts to. What I don't like is Giselle knew she was marrying a football
hero. She knew how important football was to him as he chased infamy.
Was there for him, no doubt about it. But for her to apparently
want out because Tom wanted one more year seems a bit hasty, seems a
bit bossy. But then you get a little wine. Know we're all outsiders
in the very private life of Tom and Giselle, but let's not forget this.
All that attention to his diet and exercise and sleep and football excellence,
it does come with a price. The rumor has always been the Tom's ex
slept with the kids karate teacher. Now Giselle's slept with a man she's paying
the teacher kids Brazilian jiu jitsu. Seems a bit of a pattern there.
I wonder if these women have talked. But let's look at the facts.
Tom won three Super Bowls before he ever met Giselle Bunching and had at least
five to seven years left based on traditional quarterback longevity. Giselle knew his commitment
to his craft up front right away. I don't think anyone expected the longevity
of Time Brady's career. But if this timeline of June twenty twenty one is
correct, that means she was carrying on an affair ninety days or so after
the Super Bowl win number seven, and Tom was still at the top of
his game, the best in the business, loved what he was doing and
wanted to keep performing the same as her, wanting to keep performing as a
model slash brand ambassador spokesperson while she's still a guess in her tank. The
following year, he retired. Then I'm retired, and that was the final
catalyst to divorce. According to her PR team, no mention of her breaking
marriage valves if that's true. Instead, it's all Tom Brady's fault due to
his self fish as are to keep performing. It's funny how it's okay for
her not to retire but not Tom and cheat on Tom in the meantime if
that's exactly what happened. But I guarantee this Tom Brady one hundred years from
now will be remembered for his accomplishments more than Grazelle Bunch and will remember before
for her photo shoots. But it makes you wonder, guys, if Tom
Brady can't have a faithful wife, what are the odds you can? And
just when you thought she was somehow going away, here comes me again,
Markle with another cockamamie idea. Markle is now using the final year of her
current Netflix contract to take on America's most famous lifestyle queens like Ina Garten,
Martha Stewart, or Joanna Gaines. That's what people are saying. Close to
me again, Markle. The contract that Markle and Prince Harry sign with Netflix
back in twenty twenty runs until the end of twenty twenty five, but insiders
are saying that they don't expect Ada side will want to renew the deal.
Oh really, I would assume not. People are saying Harry and Megan's Netflix
deal will not be renewed when the contract end next year, and that Megan
is trying to position herself as a lifestyle entrepreneur like Joanna Gaines or even Gwyneth
Paltrow, who runs that two hundred and fifty million dollar empire known as Goop.
Right now, the couple is working on various projects with Netflix, including
Listen to These Exciting Opportunities, a film adaptation of Carly Fortune's hit book Meet
Me by the Lake, and Harry has been in talks about traveling to Africa
for a documentary. Both sound awfully boring, although I do think Harry will
be the one who comes out of it as better because he did and still
does do some real quality work in Africa, and I think he just stick
with it. I think that's where he performs the best. But Hollywood and
SADAS are now expecting Marko to work on a Netflix project close through her Heart,
something in the same realm as her former lifestyle blog, The Tig.
What's being murmured is Megan will take on Martha Stewart Gyneth pal Show Inina Garden
and play them at their own game. She's apparently getting advice from some powerful
friends like Claire Waite Keller, the former Javon she designer who created her wedding
dress and with whom she had lunched last week and in Beverly Hills hotspot Chick
Cone. Just last month, Megan was seeing cooking traditional Afghan food where you
want to vomit when she visited the Southern California Welcome Project for an evening of
cooking and storytelling. Is there anything more boring than Afghan food and stories for
Megan Markle. Back in twenty eighteen, while still working as a well Royal
family member, Meghan launched a cookbook Remember That to raise funds for the victims
of the traffic tragic Grenfell Blaze in London, and well Now told that the
publishers of the Together Grenfell cookbook also pitched a cooking series along the lines of
the Power of Food Brings communities together with May again at the Helm Christ people
give it up. She is a nothing. Look none of this information surprises
me. But she has to be relatable. She has to be natural the
way Drew Barrymore is. It can't feel contrived or like Megan's acting, and
that's all she ever looks like she's doing. While she might want to turn
herself into a lifestyle guru like Martha or Joanna, who heads up a fifty
million dollar Magnolia brand with her husband Chip, that would require letting viewers into
her personal life, and she is shit at that because the reason Martha,
Joanna and Gwyneth have crushed it is because they've let viewers into their most private
spaces and shared their biggest secrets, just like I have. Although I'm not
sitting on top of a fifty million dollar empire either way, I think that's
the truth. You've got to let people in. In the Harry and Megan
Netflix documentary and the Oprah Interview, Megan let cameras captures some aspects of her
private phony life, but to pull off a successful lifestyle show, she has
to be prepared to swing the door all the way open, sources say,
and I doubt she can do that. I also doubt she could use her
royal coat of arms, which is now prominent on thenew Sussex dot com website,
for branding, because any exploitation of her title, coat of arms,
et cetera is going to cause a lot of friction with the Palace. It's
very much frowned upon to exploit royal status for commercial gain. Guys, just
look at every idea she has. Circles that drade that ends up in the
sewer. She had a great chance in England and she blew it big time.
But if you like her, if you like this crap to that,
I say, each his own. But for me, she couldn't sell me
a toilet mint because it's another day, another rebranding. She's always photographed going
off to meetings looking expensively rumpled and poor fitting clothes. Last photo I saw
she was wearing a seven thousand dollars coat. Who the hell needs that?
Everything she wears is a tone of beige to me, and she's a personality
that makes Crowl Deville look like my sister Rosalie. This will not get anywhere
either, because, as I've always said me again, has absolutely no real
personality. She's a phony, and phonies are always revealed in the light.
And finally, New Yorkers. People in New York City are mourning the loss
of Flacco, the beloved Eurasian eagle owl who escaped the Central Park Zoo about
a year ago and has flown freely around the city ever since. There's been
many admirers of this beautiful creature who took to Twitter to express the asoul say
x to express their sadness at his death Friday, when he slammed into a
building on West eighty ninth Street, ending his life as we all know it.
People called him a poignant figure of wildness and wonder in the city.
Another said his death signified a painful ending to a glorious year of free flight.
Others praised Flocko for uniting city residents, saying his story of resilience gave
them hope. He was a majestic creature who, in an odd, wonderful
way, brought the city together and The story of his exploits in New York
City made everyone's day just a little brighter. There are many Midtown residents who
took thousands of photos of Flacco. They saw him all over one hundred times
the past year, and they said they were all beyond words about his death.
It's things, especially because it just made it to a year in the
wild and he seemed to be doing really well, flying from the village to
way up north, from the east side to the west side. He showed
his beautiful spirit to many New Yorkers for a year long while that city is
being inhabited by millions of migrants who came with their hands out, one hand
out of just saying one hand on a weapon. The last time Flokka was
seen was a week ago, hooting from a water tower on the upper West
Side, and he seemed healthy and strong. He was hooting loudly for a
very long period of time. This guy was in captivity for twelve years,
but he flew out of the Central Park Zoo last winter after vandals tampered was
his enclosure, and like a lot of people in New York, he was
set free. And there were very few things lately that all New Yorkers agreed
on, but loving Flacco was one of them. People lived on the Upper
West Side took up birdie as a hobby and saw a Flacco from time to
time, and they have their regrets. One lady said, you always say
you'll go today, and then life gets busy. You want to see them,
but life just gets in the way. As New Yorkers, we work
so much. It's a lesson to get out there and enjoy the park more
because we think these birds will be here forever, but they may not be.
Yeah, she's right. Let this be a lesson to all of us.
Our lives aren't short, and we all won't die slimming into a building
on the Upper West Side. But life does seem to be getting more alarmingly
dangerous these days, especially in big sanctuary cities light New York and Los Angeles,
which are run by democratic politicians, where migrants roam the streets like wild
men with weapons and don't give a what for for what happens to them as
they try and take what's yours. So let's all take a lesson from Flacca
and remember it the fly free high and above all the bullshit beneath us.
At least until Trump is voted in as America begins and it's much needed tournament
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