WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.080 --> 00:00:07.839 This is the downbeat on ninety three. Al Right, here we go, 2 00:00:08.039 --> 00:00:13.279 let's get right to it. Clip of the Year Clip Show Countdown Part two 3 00:00:13.640 --> 00:00:20.120 Today clips forty two thirty one. I created a form on Google and let 4 00:00:20.120 --> 00:00:23.839 the listeners vote on it so they could come in and they have the choice. 5 00:00:24.839 --> 00:00:28.079 So that's cool. Right, Well, here is the intro for Clip 6 00:00:28.120 --> 00:00:48.759 of the Year Clip Show Countdown Part two. All right, number forty and 7 00:00:48.880 --> 00:00:52.799 the voting yesterday we did fifty through forty one. Catch some popt right on 8 00:00:52.880 --> 00:00:57.119 pace, right on pace. That's the most shocking thing. Speaking of pace. 9 00:00:58.039 --> 00:01:03.759 At number forty, the F one debut of one Garland Richardson. His 10 00:01:03.920 --> 00:01:08.799 surprising last minute replacement will be a fifty one year old Texas rookie driver from 11 00:01:08.840 --> 00:01:17.200 the Dallas suburb of Grand Prairie. One Garland Richardson, widely known as DFW's 12 00:01:17.280 --> 00:01:23.239 Fastest Mind. This is Goland's first ever F one race. Let's listen in 13 00:01:23.319 --> 00:01:29.200 now on the race radio communication with Garland and his Alpha Torri team. All 14 00:01:29.319 --> 00:01:33.599 Right, boys, here we go. Sit back and watch DFW's fastest man 15 00:01:34.120 --> 00:01:38.480 show you how it's done. Okay, holy this thing is fast, too 16 00:01:38.599 --> 00:01:42.439 fast, too fast, Holy shit, Stay focus, Garland. All right, 17 00:01:42.439 --> 00:01:46.719 fellas hearn about seventy five buttons on this steering wheel. They are all 18 00:01:46.760 --> 00:01:49.000 blinking, they are all flashing, and I don't have a damn clue what 19 00:01:49.040 --> 00:01:53.400 any of them do. By Garland, you're going to native here. Have 20 00:01:53.519 --> 00:02:01.680 y'all seeing this sphere? Yet? The thing is fast? What was that, 21 00:02:01.799 --> 00:02:08.120 Garland? Was that an aluminium can? No, Sir Jesus Christ fair 22 00:02:08.360 --> 00:02:14.000 Well, the love of God, eyes on the road, Garlet fair Caesar's 23 00:02:14.080 --> 00:02:20.560 palace. That's a casino, evil fucking caniebo Cotty Magnet man. Boys, 24 00:02:20.599 --> 00:02:23.319 I am packed in here tight, son of a bitch, It is tight. 25 00:02:24.120 --> 00:02:28.080 Or pop this seat belt off for a few laps. Please do not 26 00:02:28.240 --> 00:02:32.199 touch your seat belt Garllic Fuck you. I'm freaking out in here. Damn 27 00:02:32.240 --> 00:02:37.439 it. I just got passed by the little Japanese boy Kamakazi move. My 28 00:02:37.520 --> 00:02:39.960 granddaddy would not be happy about this, Garlin. You've slowed down a bit, 29 00:02:40.039 --> 00:02:43.560 is everything? All right? I tried my goddamn lighter. All right, 30 00:02:43.919 --> 00:02:46.400 I'm trying to fish it out with my foot from under the brake pedal. 31 00:02:46.400 --> 00:02:51.159 Give me a goddamn minute, American Glin Richardson continues to struggle. He's 32 00:02:51.280 --> 00:02:53.560 currently in lost place. All right, boys, what's bottom? I am 33 00:02:53.719 --> 00:02:59.000 currently p twenty? How many cars are in this race? There are twenty? 34 00:02:59.240 --> 00:03:05.000 Bullshit? Watch your oil pressure feed. Stop looking at the bloody sphere. 35 00:03:05.080 --> 00:03:07.080 All right, fellas, I'm coming in. How long do these pit 36 00:03:07.199 --> 00:03:09.199 stops usually take? I gotta pop out for a minute or two take a 37 00:03:09.319 --> 00:03:15.560 piss it stops take about three seconds, Garlan? Three seconds, bullshit? 38 00:03:15.759 --> 00:03:19.000 And maintain focus, David, What the hell was that? Gollin? That 39 00:03:19.159 --> 00:03:24.800 was max for stopping lopping you again for slam eight. Fellas, you gotta 40 00:03:24.840 --> 00:03:28.919 know there's a serious emergency in turn four. What is it? Garland? 41 00:03:29.039 --> 00:03:31.080 There's a blonde gal with the biggest pair of tes I've ever seen in my 42 00:03:31.159 --> 00:03:35.759 life. She's right on top of the overpass. Goll it, please focus 43 00:03:35.879 --> 00:03:38.680 all right, all right, I'm gonna slow down just a little bit and 44 00:03:38.719 --> 00:03:42.000 get a look at them got bags, Golin. We keep hearing what sounds 45 00:03:42.039 --> 00:03:46.280 like aluminium cons being opened. What is that? I got two words for 46 00:03:46.479 --> 00:03:59.680 you, Pats blue, Jesus Christ fir well, shit, Oh dear. 47 00:04:00.000 --> 00:04:03.960 Colin Richardson has seemed to have lost control over his car, launched over the 48 00:04:04.000 --> 00:04:10.520 embankment and into the lobby of Harrah's Hotel and Casino. A ghostly event for 49 00:04:10.639 --> 00:04:15.960 Team Alfa Tori. The F one community is just gutted and the Las Vegas 50 00:04:15.000 --> 00:04:20.240 Grand Prix is in total shambles. Boy, it was, wasn't it? 51 00:04:20.240 --> 00:04:29.680 Oh Man? The announcer was from Australia South after Dublin South Africa in England. 52 00:04:29.800 --> 00:04:35.360 Yeah, uh huh, something weird, some weird expert. Good Lord 53 00:04:35.519 --> 00:04:39.120 Carlin Richardson z F one day, you coming in at number forty on it 54 00:04:39.319 --> 00:04:44.399 did pretty good hip shown number thirty nine. The people have spoken and they 55 00:04:44.439 --> 00:04:48.639 want to hear Christina Ray Howling a tribute for the old gray Wolf. It 56 00:04:48.759 --> 00:04:54.720 is Mike Ryner's birthday today. I saw that. Wow, did you just 57 00:04:54.759 --> 00:04:58.079 do a wolf howl? He's a gray wolf? What would you do were 58 00:04:58.120 --> 00:05:00.560 clapped over that? Would you give us one more? Here is Christina with 59 00:05:00.639 --> 00:05:05.279 an honor. Yeah, let's show some respect to Mike Grinder. Here it 60 00:05:05.319 --> 00:05:09.720 is a Christina Howell. Hold on, don't don't do it like you did. 61 00:05:09.759 --> 00:05:12.519 That was very tepid. You were doing it like pointing the other because 62 00:05:12.519 --> 00:05:15.720 it was supposed to be in the back. Draw walks up to the mic 63 00:05:15.839 --> 00:05:18.879 and Let's show Mike Grinder the respect he deserves, not make it. Make 64 00:05:18.959 --> 00:05:24.279 him stand in the background. Christina, all right, happy birthday to the 65 00:05:24.319 --> 00:05:32.319 old gray Wolf. Oh, I hate myself for doing it so good? 66 00:05:32.720 --> 00:05:35.480 What am I gonna do? You're gonna force me to coming up next to 67 00:05:35.480 --> 00:05:43.040 the canc master. They make her do it and then lay out on her. 68 00:05:45.199 --> 00:05:46.399 They're kind of mean, aren't they. This is the first one to 69 00:05:46.439 --> 00:05:56.920 get that's so funny? Aw that wow? Any nothing without the pouncing, 70 00:05:57.120 --> 00:06:03.040 it's mainly skin Yeah gosh. Number thirty eight on the Year End Clip of 71 00:06:03.040 --> 00:06:06.759 the Year Clip show Cat down I was voted on by the listeners. This 72 00:06:06.879 --> 00:06:11.680 is happened on live remote at old seventy five Beer Garden. This would have 73 00:06:11.680 --> 00:06:15.959 been the old version of the Downbeat in afternoon Drive. Okay, but you 74 00:06:15.959 --> 00:06:19.360 guys had Julie on as well as nights, you know, or sometimes Julie 75 00:06:19.399 --> 00:06:23.439 might show up to her remote at the end of the day and she's been 76 00:06:23.480 --> 00:06:25.360 off work. When she was on the morning show, so she's been off 77 00:06:25.360 --> 00:06:28.480 for a while and her week hand had started early. She ended the show 78 00:06:28.519 --> 00:06:33.959 with a very very weird question, did you have similar taste in women to 79 00:06:34.040 --> 00:06:43.600 your father? Oh, super weird. Boy, that is super weird and 80 00:06:43.639 --> 00:06:46.560 I've never been asked that. Why is it laughing? Like that's a I 81 00:06:46.560 --> 00:06:54.600 think my old man went for just about anything. And I'm only slightly more 82 00:06:54.639 --> 00:07:03.560 discerning. Was your mom particular really busting? I wouldn't say so, okay 83 00:07:04.160 --> 00:07:11.360 is mine? What was a monstrous rack? O? God? Yeah? 84 00:07:12.120 --> 00:07:19.720 Mom? Five eleven double ds? Why did everyone doing? Why did I 85 00:07:19.800 --> 00:07:25.160 do that? That is the drunk last hour crowd in front of you to 86 00:07:25.439 --> 00:07:30.199 I had a distillery. What do you you want from us? God? 87 00:07:30.399 --> 00:07:33.600 I'm sorry, mom? Did you have similar taste in women to your father? 88 00:07:34.839 --> 00:07:38.839 A weird question. You get a crowd of people in front of you, 89 00:07:38.879 --> 00:07:41.360 too, you'll just say whatever. I try to make one guy laugh 90 00:07:41.399 --> 00:07:45.600 in the front of it was a strange question. At the expense and the 91 00:07:45.639 --> 00:07:56.480 relationships with your family, I'm only slightly more discerning. Excellent. You know, 92 00:07:56.639 --> 00:08:01.439 sometimes when you and it's it's probably we should probably be better at it. 93 00:08:01.480 --> 00:08:03.240 But sometimes you're on the fly doing a show and you might go to 94 00:08:03.279 --> 00:08:07.439 the boardp hey, if you play this and play this, and maybe we'd 95 00:08:07.480 --> 00:08:11.600 always give like a good head start. I knew this is back when I 96 00:08:11.600 --> 00:08:15.560 was in the Morning Show and Matt Cather's on the board, and I just 97 00:08:15.600 --> 00:08:18.319 said, Matt, just get a cow MoU and if you could get an 98 00:08:18.319 --> 00:08:20.920 explosion sound, that'd be great. Because I knew a story I was doing 99 00:08:20.959 --> 00:08:24.639 about a cow explosion, but I had not heard the finishing product, and 100 00:08:24.680 --> 00:08:30.120 it killed me when I was reporting the story. And you kind of forgot 101 00:08:30.120 --> 00:08:31.519 about it, probably, Yeah, No, I absolutely forgot about it. 102 00:08:31.600 --> 00:08:37.519 Yeah. And here's here's the cow explosion story, number thirty seven, as 103 00:08:37.600 --> 00:08:43.200 voted on by you the listener. Approximately eighteen thousand cows were killed after an 104 00:08:43.200 --> 00:08:58.759 explosion at a dairy farm in the Panhandle. On we had the live coverage, 105 00:09:01.159 --> 00:09:16.399 it's a lot of cows, saying, Kevin was so excited for this. 106 00:09:18.159 --> 00:09:30.000 Did you know that audio? We have tears, Kevin's crying. It's 107 00:09:30.080 --> 00:09:33.240 so funny to hear the cow go. No, it's just the single. 108 00:09:35.159 --> 00:09:37.960 Always called that cow a Dirk cow dudecause it kind of sounds like dark a 109 00:09:39.000 --> 00:09:41.799 little bit, does sound like a dude trying to sound like a cow. 110 00:09:41.960 --> 00:09:50.080 Right, Yeah, I heard it really funny. I was like, oh 111 00:09:50.120 --> 00:09:54.559 my god, that's moo and explosion. That's a good combo. And that 112 00:09:54.639 --> 00:09:58.879 got him you're seeing the cow is just funning you over here, just trying 113 00:09:58.159 --> 00:10:01.919 everything to get this guy to laugh, and all he does is look at 114 00:10:01.000 --> 00:10:05.720 us and then fall asleep. But you give him a moomoo and a pal 115 00:10:09.440 --> 00:10:15.679 fall over mumoo. I'm telling you there's something to this lowest common denominator. 116 00:10:15.759 --> 00:10:22.799 That's our strategy thing radio system. We did have a little bit of a 117 00:10:22.799 --> 00:10:28.320 lineup change back in July, So this is number thirty six. This has 118 00:10:28.360 --> 00:10:31.200 been long labeled Old down Beats. This would be an afternoon draft at the 119 00:10:31.240 --> 00:10:37.600 time Old Downbeat commenting on Jeff Cavanaugh as sex toys. Number thirty six is 120 00:10:37.600 --> 00:10:45.360 throwing out anal Beats, his private collection, certified, certified, pre owned 121 00:10:45.399 --> 00:10:48.960 ale Beats. He walked out of there with seventeenth grand worth of toys that 122 00:10:50.120 --> 00:10:54.960 every one of them, every they all already had his scent on. It's 123 00:10:54.960 --> 00:11:01.960 like licking your food somebody else. I saw him. Yeah, he was 124 00:11:01.000 --> 00:11:03.759 leaving and he had his trunk and he was trying to slam his trunk shop 125 00:11:03.799 --> 00:11:09.720 and it wouldn't close, and there's like jelly fists. He's like it'll go 126 00:11:11.080 --> 00:11:15.960 too many things. Yeah, everything's buoying, vibrating. I wouldn't mind a 127 00:11:16.080 --> 00:11:20.399 rider ranks of the sex choys. Oh my god, great that's a riving 128 00:11:20.480 --> 00:11:30.039 home. We're ended on the way home. This trunk just spills out all 129 00:11:31.279 --> 00:11:35.039 I'd be the one time to get pulled over by a cough You mind popping 130 00:11:35.039 --> 00:11:41.279 the trunk? Not at all. Traffic was stopped today on six there was 131 00:11:41.320 --> 00:11:54.120 a lube spill all over the forest lane. Actually speeding into a battery shop. 132 00:11:56.279 --> 00:12:03.679 He ran a light. You guys going on the air today is what 133 00:12:03.759 --> 00:12:18.399 we're doing good? You know what? A cavalcade of jokes like that was 134 00:12:18.519 --> 00:12:22.120 incredible, which I remember. My favorite part, I'm sorry, the favorite 135 00:12:22.120 --> 00:12:26.000 part of the whole thing was skin reference, keeping it local by referencing the 136 00:12:26.039 --> 00:12:31.279 forest Lane exit throwing an actual crosstree. What's funny about that too? I 137 00:12:31.279 --> 00:12:37.759 remember listening that. I remember listening back to it, and I remember going, 138 00:12:37.799 --> 00:12:41.600 okay, so that's all very funny, and the point of it's all 139 00:12:41.639 --> 00:12:52.600 very funny. But then at the end, Serroy gives a Tarzan sound with 140 00:12:52.759 --> 00:13:01.519 grooms behind it, and I labeled that Soroy Tarzan, and then I got 141 00:13:01.639 --> 00:13:05.360 bored Tarzan, and then I got bored that night. You're gonna that's all. 142 00:13:05.600 --> 00:13:11.759 This is months ago. I did this, But George, George, 143 00:13:11.879 --> 00:13:28.480 George, the Jungles, she get me jump something like that Street one junk, 144 00:13:28.960 --> 00:13:33.759 wait to get Sin Street. It's good. Do we need to re 145 00:13:33.759 --> 00:13:54.879 record Jeff Jeff Jeff of the butterfly, the butterfly Mess of the bunghole, 146 00:14:00.360 --> 00:14:11.320 George, Jeff Jeff. It's so weird, it's so stupid. All right, 147 00:14:11.879 --> 00:14:18.480 let's go all right once again. We're doing good. Miss Christina Ray 148 00:14:18.919 --> 00:14:24.039 number thirty five on the countdown. And this is the Christina goat joke. 149 00:14:24.600 --> 00:14:28.519 I love her so much. There was a nearby construction site. I guess 150 00:14:28.519 --> 00:14:33.399 it's common when they had before they do all the excavation, just send a 151 00:14:33.399 --> 00:14:37.000 team of goats out there and they'll just start eating up all the crap because 152 00:14:37.000 --> 00:14:43.639 goats have goat stomachs. These goats banded together like the penguins and Madagascar banded 153 00:14:45.000 --> 00:14:58.759 together. Sorry, I mean that's technically a sheep. Anyways, I don't 154 00:14:58.759 --> 00:15:03.759 know why I did it. It's also an animal. Do you have any 155 00:15:03.759 --> 00:15:07.840 other animal noises you would like to write, Christina that would help the story 156 00:15:07.879 --> 00:15:13.519 along. You can ask that she is I was wondering why they don't have 157 00:15:13.600 --> 00:15:18.200 little hard hats on them if they're helping construction workers out, if they're on 158 00:15:18.240 --> 00:15:22.519 a construction site, they should have. You are on fire right now. 159 00:15:26.960 --> 00:15:33.759 I love I love the little subtle Christina laugh after she goes and like the 160 00:15:33.799 --> 00:15:50.159 penguins and Madagascar banded together. Sorry to apologize, I mean that's technically a 161 00:15:50.200 --> 00:15:54.120 sheep. Anyways, I don't know why I did it. She has questions 162 00:15:54.159 --> 00:15:58.080 herself, doubts it was a sheep, not a goat. I guess just 163 00:15:58.200 --> 00:16:03.200 head with, Oh my goodness, that's a good pun. It was great. 164 00:16:03.759 --> 00:16:07.879 I And that's how you get the number thirty five. That's how you 165 00:16:07.879 --> 00:16:15.360 get your top. Okay. This is from this Downbeat Lee Downbeat, the 166 00:16:15.399 --> 00:16:21.360 current down. It's labeled and voted on by the listeners. It's labeled what 167 00:16:21.440 --> 00:16:23.639 would happen if Kat told the greatest joke of all time? And I think 168 00:16:23.639 --> 00:16:26.519 I've made I don't know if we need to reset. I'll say, uh, 169 00:16:26.600 --> 00:16:30.200 sometimes when I tell a joke, I might pass out a little bit 170 00:16:30.919 --> 00:16:34.759 because of a disease. Don't worry about that so much, but just it 171 00:16:34.840 --> 00:16:38.759 might help explain what would happen if Kat told the greatest joke of all time. 172 00:16:38.879 --> 00:16:45.639 So let's say Kat crafts the greatest joke of all time and it comes 173 00:16:45.679 --> 00:16:49.600 out. We're dying on the floor laughing. So if he tells a joke 174 00:16:49.639 --> 00:16:52.519 that's so good, his eyes rolling the back of his head and he just 175 00:16:52.519 --> 00:16:56.759 starts floating beamed up to the heavens. We just grab a leg and yank 176 00:16:56.840 --> 00:17:00.080 him back on his chair, but his pants him off and he keeps going. 177 00:17:00.879 --> 00:17:06.640 It's floating up, floating up to meet Jesus, passes underpant passes the 178 00:17:06.720 --> 00:17:11.920 Korean Embassy. As a men's son is sitting at his desk and eyes dark. 179 00:17:19.680 --> 00:17:25.599 There's a window washer. He loses, steps into a bucket and falls 180 00:17:25.640 --> 00:17:32.119 off. God, the butterfly effectiveness. It's because you had to issue the 181 00:17:32.200 --> 00:17:36.400 greatest joke of all time. Here comes, Here comes a plane flying into 182 00:17:36.440 --> 00:17:41.240 the I'll Fight Museum. The pilot does like the double DAGs eyes. Meanwhile, 183 00:17:41.279 --> 00:17:45.640 Mikey and I are just watching this levitation transpire while we're each holding a 184 00:17:45.720 --> 00:17:57.839 leg of pant saggy pants. Look up for it hotter blue into him. 185 00:17:57.880 --> 00:18:03.759 Oh my god, just Kevin levitating to yeah to the heavens, and underwear 186 00:18:04.200 --> 00:18:15.680 is white underwear. Yeah, past men's son. Welcome, it's a ghost. 187 00:18:30.079 --> 00:18:44.559 Just guttural Korean grunts. No appointment, appointment, okay, no appointment, 188 00:18:47.599 --> 00:19:00.680 no appointment, all right, good job underwear, look at it. 189 00:19:00.720 --> 00:19:07.200 This might appen. What if it happens during this Just making sure he's wearing 190 00:19:07.240 --> 00:19:18.119 loose fitting pants. Travel leg travel And that's not number one thirty four, 191 00:19:19.880 --> 00:19:26.039 Okay, we're thirty three. The but's a good show. This is Mosquito 192 00:19:26.079 --> 00:19:32.240 and the Hulky. It's the Giant Hulk, the Giant Hulk side the what 193 00:19:34.359 --> 00:19:42.480 the hul satellite crash the Earth? Guys, when six hundred pound space craft 194 00:19:42.920 --> 00:19:48.559 and you said six hundred pounds, six hundred pounds, that doesn't seem very 195 00:19:48.559 --> 00:19:52.279 big, especially the size of the hulk. Yeah, that's the size of 196 00:19:52.319 --> 00:19:56.039 a man. Imagine if the Hulk was falling from space and turning fat as 197 00:19:56.079 --> 00:20:15.559 he came barreling down the Ah Jesus Christ, the Mosquito's been standing there waiting 198 00:20:15.599 --> 00:20:18.920 for his hands on his hips, just waiting for the hole to come barreling 199 00:20:19.039 --> 00:20:33.799 back into the atmosphere. Always says, I've never been happier. That is 200 00:20:33.880 --> 00:20:41.039 magical, so funny. You just see the whole breaking like some whatever atmospheric 201 00:20:41.160 --> 00:20:44.400 barrier. And you know there's always like the flame that's kind of surrounding this 202 00:20:44.559 --> 00:20:51.720 comment looking thing that comes to the heat wave towards Jesus. His hands on 203 00:20:51.759 --> 00:20:55.720 his hips just stare there waiting for him, looking up and squinting up in 204 00:20:55.759 --> 00:21:02.079 the air. Mustache. Pat O'Brien, who did the art making the men 205 00:21:02.200 --> 00:21:04.200 as did the artwork. Have you seen that like a cartoon of that? 206 00:21:04.720 --> 00:21:07.880 Oh, yes, yes I have, Yes, I have. It's great, 207 00:21:07.920 --> 00:21:14.119 incredible, Yeah, holy moly, back to back. Good, look 208 00:21:14.119 --> 00:21:27.559 at that, Dilbert Jesus Christ, look at Let me see that. That 209 00:21:27.640 --> 00:21:33.119 needs to be on the internet. Oh gosh, okay, let's do about 210 00:21:33.200 --> 00:21:38.000 thirty two and thirty one next. And plus I've got tons of talkbacks from 211 00:21:38.000 --> 00:21:41.839 our listeners as well, so we'll handle up on that. That's next. 212 00:21:44.240 --> 00:21:45.319 He's having one the free I got a pee.