This is the downbeat on ninety three. Al Right, here we go,
let's get right to it. Clip of the Year Clip Show Countdown Part two
Today clips forty two thirty one. I created a form on Google and let
the listeners vote on it so they could come in and they have the choice.
So that's cool. Right, Well, here is the intro for Clip
of the Year Clip Show Countdown Part two. All right, number forty and
the voting yesterday we did fifty through forty one. Catch some popt right on
pace, right on pace. That's the most shocking thing. Speaking of pace.
At number forty, the F one debut of one Garland Richardson. His
surprising last minute replacement will be a fifty one year old Texas rookie driver from
the Dallas suburb of Grand Prairie. One Garland Richardson, widely known as DFW's
Fastest Mind. This is Goland's first ever F one race. Let's listen in
now on the race radio communication with Garland and his Alpha Torri team. All
Right, boys, here we go. Sit back and watch DFW's fastest man
show you how it's done. Okay, holy this thing is fast, too
fast, too fast, Holy shit, Stay focus, Garland. All right,
fellas hearn about seventy five buttons on this steering wheel. They are all
blinking, they are all flashing, and I don't have a damn clue what
any of them do. By Garland, you're going to native here. Have
y'all seeing this sphere? Yet? The thing is fast? What was that,
Garland? Was that an aluminium can? No, Sir Jesus Christ fair
Well, the love of God, eyes on the road, Garlet fair Caesar's
palace. That's a casino, evil fucking caniebo Cotty Magnet man. Boys,
I am packed in here tight, son of a bitch, It is tight.
Or pop this seat belt off for a few laps. Please do not
touch your seat belt Garllic Fuck you. I'm freaking out in here. Damn
it. I just got passed by the little Japanese boy Kamakazi move. My
granddaddy would not be happy about this, Garlin. You've slowed down a bit,
is everything? All right? I tried my goddamn lighter. All right,
I'm trying to fish it out with my foot from under the brake pedal.
Give me a goddamn minute, American Glin Richardson continues to struggle. He's
currently in lost place. All right, boys, what's bottom? I am
currently p twenty? How many cars are in this race? There are twenty?
Bullshit? Watch your oil pressure feed. Stop looking at the bloody sphere.
All right, fellas, I'm coming in. How long do these pit
stops usually take? I gotta pop out for a minute or two take a
piss it stops take about three seconds, Garlan? Three seconds, bullshit?
And maintain focus, David, What the hell was that? Gollin? That
was max for stopping lopping you again for slam eight. Fellas, you gotta
know there's a serious emergency in turn four. What is it? Garland?
There's a blonde gal with the biggest pair of tes I've ever seen in my
life. She's right on top of the overpass. Goll it, please focus
all right, all right, I'm gonna slow down just a little bit and
get a look at them got bags, Golin. We keep hearing what sounds
like aluminium cons being opened. What is that? I got two words for
you, Pats blue, Jesus Christ fir well, shit, Oh dear.
Colin Richardson has seemed to have lost control over his car, launched over the
embankment and into the lobby of Harrah's Hotel and Casino. A ghostly event for
Team Alfa Tori. The F one community is just gutted and the Las Vegas
Grand Prix is in total shambles. Boy, it was, wasn't it?
Oh Man? The announcer was from Australia South after Dublin South Africa in England.
Yeah, uh huh, something weird, some weird expert. Good Lord
Carlin Richardson z F one day, you coming in at number forty on it
did pretty good hip shown number thirty nine. The people have spoken and they
want to hear Christina Ray Howling a tribute for the old gray Wolf. It
is Mike Ryner's birthday today. I saw that. Wow, did you just
do a wolf howl? He's a gray wolf? What would you do were
clapped over that? Would you give us one more? Here is Christina with
an honor. Yeah, let's show some respect to Mike Grinder. Here it
is a Christina Howell. Hold on, don't don't do it like you did.
That was very tepid. You were doing it like pointing the other because
it was supposed to be in the back. Draw walks up to the mic
and Let's show Mike Grinder the respect he deserves, not make it. Make
him stand in the background. Christina, all right, happy birthday to the
old gray Wolf. Oh, I hate myself for doing it so good?
What am I gonna do? You're gonna force me to coming up next to
the canc master. They make her do it and then lay out on her.
They're kind of mean, aren't they. This is the first one to
get that's so funny? Aw that wow? Any nothing without the pouncing,
it's mainly skin Yeah gosh. Number thirty eight on the Year End Clip of
the Year Clip show Cat down I was voted on by the listeners. This
is happened on live remote at old seventy five Beer Garden. This would have
been the old version of the Downbeat in afternoon Drive. Okay, but you
guys had Julie on as well as nights, you know, or sometimes Julie
might show up to her remote at the end of the day and she's been
off work. When she was on the morning show, so she's been off
for a while and her week hand had started early. She ended the show
with a very very weird question, did you have similar taste in women to
your father? Oh, super weird. Boy, that is super weird and
I've never been asked that. Why is it laughing? Like that's a I
think my old man went for just about anything. And I'm only slightly more
discerning. Was your mom particular really busting? I wouldn't say so, okay
is mine? What was a monstrous rack? O? God? Yeah?
Mom? Five eleven double ds? Why did everyone doing? Why did I
do that? That is the drunk last hour crowd in front of you to
I had a distillery. What do you you want from us? God?
I'm sorry, mom? Did you have similar taste in women to your father?
A weird question. You get a crowd of people in front of you,
too, you'll just say whatever. I try to make one guy laugh
in the front of it was a strange question. At the expense and the
relationships with your family, I'm only slightly more discerning. Excellent. You know,
sometimes when you and it's it's probably we should probably be better at it.
But sometimes you're on the fly doing a show and you might go to
the boardp hey, if you play this and play this, and maybe we'd
always give like a good head start. I knew this is back when I
was in the Morning Show and Matt Cather's on the board, and I just
said, Matt, just get a cow MoU and if you could get an
explosion sound, that'd be great. Because I knew a story I was doing
about a cow explosion, but I had not heard the finishing product, and
it killed me when I was reporting the story. And you kind of forgot
about it, probably, Yeah, No, I absolutely forgot about it.
Yeah. And here's here's the cow explosion story, number thirty seven, as
voted on by you the listener. Approximately eighteen thousand cows were killed after an
explosion at a dairy farm in the Panhandle. On we had the live coverage,
it's a lot of cows, saying, Kevin was so excited for this.
Did you know that audio? We have tears, Kevin's crying. It's
so funny to hear the cow go. No, it's just the single.
Always called that cow a Dirk cow dudecause it kind of sounds like dark a
little bit, does sound like a dude trying to sound like a cow.
Right, Yeah, I heard it really funny. I was like, oh
my god, that's moo and explosion. That's a good combo. And that
got him you're seeing the cow is just funning you over here, just trying
everything to get this guy to laugh, and all he does is look at
us and then fall asleep. But you give him a moomoo and a pal
fall over mumoo. I'm telling you there's something to this lowest common denominator.
That's our strategy thing radio system. We did have a little bit of a
lineup change back in July, So this is number thirty six. This has
been long labeled Old down Beats. This would be an afternoon draft at the
time Old Downbeat commenting on Jeff Cavanaugh as sex toys. Number thirty six is
throwing out anal Beats, his private collection, certified, certified, pre owned
ale Beats. He walked out of there with seventeenth grand worth of toys that
every one of them, every they all already had his scent on. It's
like licking your food somebody else. I saw him. Yeah, he was
leaving and he had his trunk and he was trying to slam his trunk shop
and it wouldn't close, and there's like jelly fists. He's like it'll go
too many things. Yeah, everything's buoying, vibrating. I wouldn't mind a
rider ranks of the sex choys. Oh my god, great that's a riving
home. We're ended on the way home. This trunk just spills out all
I'd be the one time to get pulled over by a cough You mind popping
the trunk? Not at all. Traffic was stopped today on six there was
a lube spill all over the forest lane. Actually speeding into a battery shop.
He ran a light. You guys going on the air today is what
we're doing good? You know what? A cavalcade of jokes like that was
incredible, which I remember. My favorite part, I'm sorry, the favorite
part of the whole thing was skin reference, keeping it local by referencing the
forest Lane exit throwing an actual crosstree. What's funny about that too? I
remember listening that. I remember listening back to it, and I remember going,
okay, so that's all very funny, and the point of it's all
very funny. But then at the end, Serroy gives a Tarzan sound with
grooms behind it, and I labeled that Soroy Tarzan, and then I got
bored Tarzan, and then I got bored that night. You're gonna that's all.
This is months ago. I did this, But George, George,
George, the Jungles, she get me jump something like that Street one junk,
wait to get Sin Street. It's good. Do we need to re
record Jeff Jeff Jeff of the butterfly, the butterfly Mess of the bunghole,
George, Jeff Jeff. It's so weird, it's so stupid. All right,
let's go all right once again. We're doing good. Miss Christina Ray
number thirty five on the countdown. And this is the Christina goat joke.
I love her so much. There was a nearby construction site. I guess
it's common when they had before they do all the excavation, just send a
team of goats out there and they'll just start eating up all the crap because
goats have goat stomachs. These goats banded together like the penguins and Madagascar banded
together. Sorry, I mean that's technically a sheep. Anyways, I don't
know why I did it. It's also an animal. Do you have any
other animal noises you would like to write, Christina that would help the story
along. You can ask that she is I was wondering why they don't have
little hard hats on them if they're helping construction workers out, if they're on
a construction site, they should have. You are on fire right now.
I love I love the little subtle Christina laugh after she goes and like the
penguins and Madagascar banded together. Sorry to apologize, I mean that's technically a
sheep. Anyways, I don't know why I did it. She has questions
herself, doubts it was a sheep, not a goat. I guess just
head with, Oh my goodness, that's a good pun. It was great.
I And that's how you get the number thirty five. That's how you
get your top. Okay. This is from this Downbeat Lee Downbeat, the
current down. It's labeled and voted on by the listeners. It's labeled what
would happen if Kat told the greatest joke of all time? And I think
I've made I don't know if we need to reset. I'll say, uh,
sometimes when I tell a joke, I might pass out a little bit
because of a disease. Don't worry about that so much, but just it
might help explain what would happen if Kat told the greatest joke of all time.
So let's say Kat crafts the greatest joke of all time and it comes
out. We're dying on the floor laughing. So if he tells a joke
that's so good, his eyes rolling the back of his head and he just
starts floating beamed up to the heavens. We just grab a leg and yank
him back on his chair, but his pants him off and he keeps going.
It's floating up, floating up to meet Jesus, passes underpant passes the
Korean Embassy. As a men's son is sitting at his desk and eyes dark.
There's a window washer. He loses, steps into a bucket and falls
off. God, the butterfly effectiveness. It's because you had to issue the
greatest joke of all time. Here comes, Here comes a plane flying into
the I'll Fight Museum. The pilot does like the double DAGs eyes. Meanwhile,
Mikey and I are just watching this levitation transpire while we're each holding a
leg of pant saggy pants. Look up for it hotter blue into him.
Oh my god, just Kevin levitating to yeah to the heavens, and underwear
is white underwear. Yeah, past men's son. Welcome, it's a ghost.
Just guttural Korean grunts. No appointment, appointment, okay, no appointment,
no appointment, all right, good job underwear, look at it.
This might appen. What if it happens during this Just making sure he's wearing
loose fitting pants. Travel leg travel And that's not number one thirty four,
Okay, we're thirty three. The but's a good show. This is Mosquito
and the Hulky. It's the Giant Hulk, the Giant Hulk side the what
the hul satellite crash the Earth? Guys, when six hundred pound space craft
and you said six hundred pounds, six hundred pounds, that doesn't seem very
big, especially the size of the hulk. Yeah, that's the size of
a man. Imagine if the Hulk was falling from space and turning fat as
he came barreling down the Ah Jesus Christ, the Mosquito's been standing there waiting
for his hands on his hips, just waiting for the hole to come barreling
back into the atmosphere. Always says, I've never been happier. That is
magical, so funny. You just see the whole breaking like some whatever atmospheric
barrier. And you know there's always like the flame that's kind of surrounding this
comment looking thing that comes to the heat wave towards Jesus. His hands on
his hips just stare there waiting for him, looking up and squinting up in
the air. Mustache. Pat O'Brien, who did the art making the men
as did the artwork. Have you seen that like a cartoon of that?
Oh, yes, yes I have, Yes, I have. It's great,
incredible, Yeah, holy moly, back to back. Good, look
at that, Dilbert Jesus Christ, look at Let me see that. That
needs to be on the internet. Oh gosh, okay, let's do about
thirty two and thirty one next. And plus I've got tons of talkbacks from
our listeners as well, so we'll handle up on that. That's next.
He's having one the free I got a pee.