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Hey, look, and that fucking
uh, that racist Walter White Junior was

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fucking awesome. Crying. I was
crying when I saw it again. I

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remember, I remember the joy in
my heart when we came up with that

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many many years ago in the Transphobe
was so funny. Bro it was just

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like that the ship. He would
have the gall to say when he can't

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finish a sentence, and I'll take
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There's his madness. To me,
there's something funny about the idea of somebody

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who's so profoundly crippled looking down on
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it his high horse when he can't
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shit like that is just crazy and
I love it. Yeah, man,

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Compared to last week, I don't
know if much. I don't know if

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much has happened. There was the
premiere for What Is It? Spider Man

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Lotus or something, but like that
that's the racist Spider Man. But like

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nobody do you know about that?
You know about this Sweeney right the premiere?

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Yeah, well you know like they
had about and Lotus. Yeah,

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I had some really cool shit involved
into whether it's unfortunately this you know,

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yeah, no big its were involved, and you gotta man, I still

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want to see it though, to
be honest with you, like where where

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is it at? I don't know, I know, so I don't,

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Okay, So let me back up. It's not a premier. Necessarily,

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they had a red carpet. I
know that. I know they had a

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red carpet because they had pictures of
everybody, all the actors and all the

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people at the red carpet for this
thing. And then there was somebody just

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this, Miles Morales, and everybody
was get into a big joke about how

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like everybody would run him the funk
out of that place. But but so

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Spider been Lotus premiere. We haven't
seen it yet, so this doesn't really

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say about that. I don't.
The biggest all that's happened really is Bald's

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Gate. Balder's gates out now,
and he's one of those rare occasions where

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we're all kind of playing something,
yeah, and everyone's coming their pants.

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Everyone's coming their pants at it.
I want to go on I want to

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go on record to say, for
three years, I've been saying this game

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was gonna change the way RPGs work. It's gonna be the best RPG ever.

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I've been saying it for years.
I've been singing at games praise for

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so long, and it came out
and it's doing that, and I'm very

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happy. It makes me mad just
because I want so. I just want

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some of the D and D niggas
have taken l I feel like they've gotten

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too I feel like the Steam there's
too much hype and there's too much too

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successful. They did have that dark
that dark does it? Dark Alliance?

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Dark Alliance suck, bro, that's
bad. That should sucked. Man,

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it was really bad. It was
really bad because we made it. We

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made it horrible. Is that like
they gave such like drid still irdin as

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the it's the dn D character.
He's the dark elf, the one that

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everybody like, if you know anything
about those old books, you're like,

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oh, I know, Dredge's the
dark elf. They made this game that

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was a complete piss on fucking paper
and it just sucks so bad. That's

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what people were like, Oh,
man, what if Larry's gonna do the

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same thing. Larry and the people
that made Divine Original Sin would not do

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the same thing. They would not
falter like that. But we took him

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to the elfhum the movie too.
Man, Well I heard the great movie.

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Great movie. Yeah, did not
reach box opposite expectations. Uh well,

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no way, Like like I mean, yeah, I feel like most

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movie first of all, like any
kind of DND movie is going to be

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a very very expensive and be not
really in the side guist enough to attract

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enough attention to make that money back. Like it's one of those situations.

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A lot of people played D and
D and you'd assume they to go see

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it, but that only rather people
that played DD. Only people that played

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D and D saw it. That's
the thing. The people that played ind

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and and people that have friends like
me that wouldn't stop bothering them to see

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it, Like I did to my
friends and they saw it and they were

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like, oh, this was dopeest
shit, But like you know, was

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Nick was Nick was telling me that
it was actually pretty good. I kept

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saying I saw it, I saw
it on a peacock or wherever the fuck

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it was streamed. Whatever, it
was fun. I liked it. I

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feel like it has the same problem
with a lot of dude fucking nerds.

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Geeks don't pay for ship, bro, They're too savvy. A lot of

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times they're like, if they don't
have to pay, if they don't have

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to pay for ship it was I
wanted to what was that compic movie,

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kick Ass? I wanted that ship
to do like, well this the numbers,

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the first one all right, second
one didn't do well because most motherfuckers

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just pirated it. They were just
like, fuck it, I'm just pirate

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that shit, and I'm like,
dude, support that. That's the nature

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of the beast. Now in general, people will watch everything they can for

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free, and what happens is that
if you're not a Marvel movie or like

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even DC film, something that has
a huge name on top of it,

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you're not going to be able to
make the money. Bad even DC,

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even DC like that Flash movie apparently
well at all, Flash it really bad.

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You know, it's crazy. Flash
wasn't a bad movie. It wasn't

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amazing, it wasn't amazing. Wasn't
bad though. It wasn't like it was

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like a movie. I'd be like, I hate it. It was like

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it was fine. It wasn't good, like it was fine. It was

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fine. It was it was fine. It was ugly as sin like it

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was. It was just it was
so much blatant. They didn't even It

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looked like Cgi. That was at
the final point you're rendering it. Bro

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It looked like Max Payne. It
looked ridiculous. Christopher Reeves completely static.

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Face blows my mind. I love
it. It. Cage Superman. I

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never knew that was a thing.
Everything happened. Yeah, that's a famous

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that's a famous film story of Like
I think, was it Kevin that,

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Kevin James, Kevin Smith, Vin
Kevin James, Comic books, Oh my

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god, yeah, King of Queens, because can you Jesus Christ, I

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didn't want to think about that.
Kevin James has like a really like a

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really famous story about like how he
went to go write a Superman movie for

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this this, uh, this studio, and then the producer was like hounding

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him about like how he wants like
you know, he doesn't want Superman to

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fly flying's lame. He doesn't want
to. He wants Superman to fight a

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giant spider and like he wants he
he really really wants that to happen.

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And Kevin Smith is like, all
right, I guess I can do that,

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and he writes the script and it
gets it gets basically like handed off

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to other people, and then it
dies. I think he gets handed off

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to Tim Burton and those exact that's
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play him, and it's the same
exact kind of producer doing the same script

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and all that, and then it
dies. And then a couple of years

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later that producer comes out with a
new movie called fucking Wild Wilds, which

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is why that giant spider was up
in the middle that spiders. He wanted

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that spiders so bad. That's a
real story. That was real this mate,

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that's a great story. Honestly,
I I really highly I highly highly

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recommend everybody. Like like I'm not
like I'm really indifferent to Kevin Smith,

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Like he's whatever, He's just a
guy. But Run, I can't believe

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he wrote a run that was amazing. I couldn't believe it. And Born

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Again he wrote Born Again. I
was like, oh wow, that's weird.

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This mother wrote, Like, as
somebody who isn't a fan or a

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hater of him, I would highly
recommend like listening to that. He has

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like a if you google it you'll
find it. It's like a video of

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him telling that story. It's it's
really fucking fascinating because it shows you how

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much power like producers have to influence
whatever the fuck they want. Like it's

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not even really the script writers or
like the directors. It's it's literally no,

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no, no, no, I
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I think it used to be used
to be the producers had the most power.

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Now directors have way more. I
know. Now it depends bro whoever

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has the shoveling the money that it
is going to dictate the direction of the

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film. And it's gay because now
directors in general, like a director will

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take the whole helm of a film
and it will be a directors, but

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they'll usually be also producing it.
Though that's usual, it's that's only the

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in films like where they have all
the power, where it's like Quentin Tarantino

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wrote and directed it and he like
chooses the producers. That's a different situation

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where like they have complete control,
but like like there's no way, like

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I'm sure they gave they were like
hey Sam raimy do what you want with

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h fucking you know, doc the
Strange or whatever, but like that script

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and was already written, like everything
was set, you know what I mean.

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So and the producers is another another
situation too where it's like, I

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mean they really they really depends on
the pipeline. You know. What happens

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often, So I don't mean to
interrupt, you know what happens really,

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really often actually is that producers will
lock directors out of the edit bay,

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like that actually happens, like the
director can't oversee the edit and for some

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of these like bigger projects, which
is fucking crazy. Yeah, it's literally

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insane. It is the connection,
the last connection that when you were talking

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about The Giant Spider and Wild Blah
the West, it also makes me think

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of Will Smith choosing that movie over
the Matrix. It is. It's one

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of the wildest things to think about, like, oh, a Western is

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gonna be a westerns that have been
done to fucking death throughout history, and

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then and like let's move in the
direction of sci fi, which is the

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thing that people are kind of hungry
for. It's a very odd choice.

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Look, look, look I don't
like I don't. I don't if you

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gave me the script of Matrix,
I don't think it would have done well

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either. Like the stript of Matrix
doesn't selling anything. Is this the fact

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that like the people that love the
Matrix loved it? So they loved it,

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like like a certain group of people
loved fucking like like fucking what's the

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name in a movie with Tom Hanks, not rain Man, what'so the one

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with the other guy that was like
that Forrest Gump. You know, it's

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like people latched onto it, and
this movie is so good. Like I

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like the Matrix, I really,
I really like two. I love two

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a lot. I like one.
I like to I just like too a

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lot. I don't know if it's
better, but I like two more.

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It's definitely definitely not. But I
mean, you can like it better,

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but it's better because I like when
he flies. That scene is so fucking

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cool to me when he's like fucking
having the whole like that fight setting fight

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seems amazing. But I was also
like, I don't know, it's im

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I was like seven watch it does
not. I gotta say, it does

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not hold up even remotely that well. And then it's like the the kung

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ful scene in the freaking in the
this train station in one is iconic obviously

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too. That's where yeah, yeah, it's it's still holds up. I'm

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still good. But uh, I
mean, I guess the thread of this.

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I don't know how we got here
from from bald This game, Baldis

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game is blowing up. It's fucking
I don't know, like ninety something on

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let me look at up now plus
everywhere is easily the best RP gena last

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fifteen years. Well, it's I
mean, has anything had this much TLC

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like Tender Loving Care? That's the
problem, that is that is the problem

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with video games. The one thing
though, I and I know Chris harped

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on this too, because I'm seeing
so many because I read a lot of

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Steam reviews of it, uh,
and there's so many dickheads that are just

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like, see, this is how
you deal with no micro transaction. This

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is that I'm like, as if
this is going to make it change that,

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like, as if moving forward,
all of a sudden, companies are

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gonna be like, oh, let's
not maximize profits anymore. Let's just please

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the gamer like they don't give a
fuck about that ship bro thing. The

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thing is this right? Thing?
Is this right when you when you actually

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like you have to. If you
care, you care, you know,

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if you don't care, you don't
care. Right. Balder's Gate is one

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of the most is up there with
the most iconic north Western RPGs of all

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time. Like the name of it
is like very high. It's like that,

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and dragon Age and Mass Effects too, and Elder Scrolls like those are

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those are the Western RPGs. You
know, to even be given the idea

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ip to make a game for them, you have to prove to the company

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it's very very serious. Larion made
patch after patch, they released it early

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X for a long time. They
listen to the community. They were like,

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hey, this is the problem.
They went back, they scrubbed it,

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adding new stuff. They constantly the
time, time and time and time

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on it. Not to mention narratively, this is done and dragons. Nothing

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is gonna beat that world narratively.
It's it's it's the world of imagination.

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Any way you think you can interact
with the world in this game, you

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can, And it's to the point. It's ridiculous to the point that like

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even me, I get like sidetracked
where I'm like trying to go do something

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and then I'm like, Brod has
found this whole civilization of goblins and I'm

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gonna go turn into fucking confederates.
Like it's this ship, you can you

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can do anything you want. So
this is not gonna be a standard,

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but it shows that if you just
take your time to be a good game,

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people are not gonna complain. There's
gonna be happy you're making a good

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game. Yeah, imagine this game
not being Game of the year. It's

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not gonna be Simon game here.
You don't think so. Absolutely. I

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think it's a pretty good shot.
It should be. It should be.

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It's not gonna be like that.
No, it's not gonna be Spider Man

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doesn't stand. It's not gonna be
It's not gonna be Game of the Year.

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Or it might be Starfield second.
Sorry tears, Yeah it might be.

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I just can't imagine anything coming close. There is no way this is

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gonna be Game of the year.
Because if this makes Game of the Year,

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this makes Game of the year because
it's it's for first and foremost.

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It makes game of the year,
right, what it's gonna do is gonna

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perpetuate that stupid feeling of like,
hey guys, maybe should do games better

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like this. And the game company
the game world got that last year and

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they bitched the ship from it.
There's still about it. They were just

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like, we're not gonna do extra
work. I don't want to make good

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games. No, that's not gonna
make me do this. I understand the

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sentiment. That's funny, dude,
the ship the ship talking that came up

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for this game a month before it
dropped, and everybody talking about how it's

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like this is unrealistic ideas of video
game creation. It's like, it's not

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unrealistic. It's just simply when care
is added to a game, did you

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just take your time and make a
good game, a good game will be

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made, you know. It's it's
knowing where to where to invest your resources.

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Really, it's just instead of like
trying to figure out how to maximize

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profits in an end game shop,
that's going to take like a ton of

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R and D to figure out how
to like, oh, how do how

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do we make the perfect sound to
really tickle somebody's fucking brain that makes them

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want to pay money. Instead of
like focusing on fidelity, instead of focusing

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on like, oh hey, you
could see every single pore on this person's

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skin, Let's just take the fucking
cool fucking game. Like the game.

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The game looks great, but it
doesn't. It's not like graphically fucking looks

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like the most amazing thing I've ever
seen. It's it's a pretty sail like

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what it looks like what a game
this Generators should look like. Like it

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looks like very good. I wouldn't
say, I would say like, it

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doesn't look so it doesn't look special
necessarily, like when you're looking at it

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looks like a standard like it just
the animations are kind of jankie, like

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some things don't work all that well, but it doesn't matter because the systems

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work, and the branching paths of
systems work, and and and like everything

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that you do as an impact on
everything around it, and that branches out

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and that carries forward. That's where
the world is. The world is tangible.

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Every spell you use interacts with the
planets itself, not just the enemies

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who use it on like it's it's
just it's literally just what dragon Age was

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now its Yeah, it's basically like
what you would say, like, oh

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yeah on something when something's on steroids. But the maximum potential of this idea,

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this concept of something, and then
it's just been fleshed up to the

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point where it's kind of overwhelming where
I'm like, holy, there's so much

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there, and and I gotta say
the the even with the even with the

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combat of how I'm like, oh, there's there's so much. It's it's

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ridiculous. It's almost push motherfucker's off
high places. Dude. I've beat so

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many fights in that game where I
just shove people. I have a barbarian,

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I make them use their rage and
they push this enemy off eye place

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and they die. It is like
like I played the original Early Access like

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maybe like four times already. I'm
thirty hours in and I'm just at the

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end of Act one. I haven't
even touched Act to yet. Yeah,

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I even scrape. I'm like,
I'm like eight hours, only eight hours,

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and I'm pretty I'm pretty early.
I I'm even less. I only

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did the opening sequence. Ye oh, yeah, it's dopest ship. You'll

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kill that? Did you did you? Did you kill the fucking demon?

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Dude with the flaming sword. So
I was I wasn't sure I was,

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but then yeah, but I was. It's yeah, but I was going

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to. But then I was like, strategically, I want to make sure

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I have enough turns. I don't
want to, you know, I don't.

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I don't want to like play around
with it like I see on my

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next play through, I be like, Okay, I'm I'm good enough to

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wear because this this the strict the
strategic nature of this, It's still something

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a little bit new to me,
like playing like a like some type of

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RPG plays a little bit. It
plays a little bit like a tactics game.

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Absolutely accept its like it's a fucky
There's sometimes where I'm like, oh,

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combat has been engaged, and then
like one of my characters can go,

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and then the rest of them can
go after the enemy goes, and

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I'm like, I don't I don't
understand how the game makes this decision at

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all. Oh, it's initial,
it's it's initiating from dungeons and dragons that

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score yeah yeah speed. Essentially,
the thing that holds the entire game back

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for me is literally the fact that
it's dungeons and dragons, Like I feel

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like I would love this game if
it was if it was if it was

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any other ip, I would love
it. But like because it's like there's

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a there's a goblin here and you've
got a fucking oh you got a mind

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flare or whatever in your head,
and I'm like, okay, it's it's

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the game. It's wild, bro, It's so crazy to me. You're

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like you're like, you're like the
fact that this is the the cornerstone of

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role playing games, rich with more
lord than any game has possibly is a

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minus to me. And that's like, oh, okay, cool. It's

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like saying, man, this movie, this movie is about the most interesting

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person on the planet, and I
don't like that. That's what like,

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Hey, it's more about like,
hey, this is the best movie you

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ever made. Also, it's two
hundred hours. It's like, okay,

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well, you know you wouldn't watched
the best way maybe twitter hours. It

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wouldn't bring watch me not, No, I would not. That's crazy.

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I'd watch. That's an experience because
here's the thing to be well, no,

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no, what are you gonna say? No, no, no,

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I was just bigg biggie backingggg what
bigot back awesome that's an awesome cental phrase

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like Biggott backing is like if someone's
shouting slurs and you're like, yeah,

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I agree, but I don't want
to say it that ship nor in what

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have you guys seen the thing with
the girl that sounds like SpongeBob? You

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guys have it's I It's so I
found it. I found it thoroughly underwhelming,

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honestly, like lame and not funny. Why does she sound like SpongeBob

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just talking? No, there's no
getting getting getting ripe pipe down, but

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she sounds like SpongeBob crying during it. And it's so fucking funny because someone

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put someone put actual SpongeBob music in
the background and it was so funny.

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That was one of the I that
was one of the lamer things I saw

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recently. I don't know. It
didn't do anything for me. To me,

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I was like, all right,
it could have been funny, like

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it was oversold. I think,
like it's funny, but it's not like

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I didn't laugh at it. But
I'll put it in a chat for dirty.

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But the one thing, okay,
some one thing I'll say about balls

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Gate is it like it's it's just
I found it. I just don't.

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Oh yeah, I'll let him experience
the SpongeBob music makes it way better.

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You look at him, look at
him silently. I'm just smiling a little

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bit. It's also kind of disgusting. Yeah, it doesn't like the thing

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is like that she's going through.
He's running her through. Man, He's

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it's weird. It's weird. But
the SpongeBob noess of it doesn't really kick

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in for me. Like it doesn't. It never kicks in for me.

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It's like, why this, Like
what's what is happening down there? Like,

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what's what's the situation? Like him
possible? Bro, what's the sitch?

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Like he's probably like he's way too
well endowed or something, and she's

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just like not enjoying that at all, bro, because that is that's not

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Yeah, that does not sound like
good sex, dude at all. That

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sounds it sounds I'm having a rough
time. But fucking I don't know it.

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I think what it comes down to
you for me, honestly, is

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that like I just prefer real time, Like if I'm in an RPG world,

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I prefer it to be real time. Like there's something about the overhead

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and the kind of turn based nature
of it. That feels like I understand

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that, like what it like,
what the point of it is. I

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understand like, oh, you get
to like kind of think tactically. I

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understand that, like, oh,
you roll and then you kind of it's

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like a game of dice and you're
kind of like rolling. You're playing with

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fade every time you try anything really
like and I get that that's cool.

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But to me, it's like that
dice roll is kind of done automatically in

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a real time game. Like if
if I if my dexterity is low in

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real life, then my dexterity is
low. Like if I can't aim for

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shit with my arrow, then I'm
fucked, you know, like I miss

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the shot. And that's that to
me, is that dice roll and it

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doesn't interrupt the flow of what I'm
doing to do that. If that makes

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sense? Do you do? What? Were you someone that liked playing like

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Solitaire? No? Yeah, exactly. That's the like there's like it's like

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there's like I feel like there's like
two types of lanes. There's people that

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like to do this tactical bullshit and
then there's people that are like, ah,

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it's just not not for me,
and I like, I'm I'm in

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the both camps. But I will
say that to a certain extent. The

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one thing that I don't really I'm
not used to with Baller's Gate is the

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wasting a turn on movement, where
that's something that like really kind of the

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most RPGs that I play, I'm
not used to. So I'm just just

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advancing and then just fighting. And
so I understand the idea of like because

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because in this game it's isometric as
well, that's one thing it's it's different

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from most other other RPGs that are
turned based because it's like it's it's it's

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a combination with like three kinds of
games together. That's why that puts it

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into like what it is. As
D and D I understand. The movement

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shit is fucking annoying because you're like, Oh, I'm gonna go fight this

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guy up. I'm only I only
have X amount of movement forward. Then

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I gotta stop. I can dash, I'll wait. That takes my whole

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action to dash. I'll get up
to him and I'm just in their face,

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but I can't fight them at the
moment. But that moment, that's

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when that's when strategy comes in.
That's when spell casts a little sh gets

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that into the game. But I
understand, Like for me personally, it's

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like, I like, I like
the idea to be able to plan things

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because the idea of planning something,
setting it up, and in it working

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is so fulfilling to me. Ye
right, that is my That is what

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I really enjoy. I also do
like playing real time games, like I

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played Destiny all the time. Destiny's
a real time RPG sort of with guns.

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Yeah, I mean you play both
of them. Yeah yeah, so

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I'm like, I'm making both camps. They're they're different styles of games.

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I've never been like, it's with
rare exception. Am I a turn based

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person? Like? Like I don't
I specifically, I don't like any card

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games at all. I don't like
playing cards. I don't like waiting for

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people. I don't like I've played
their tactics games. I do like to

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be fair. But that's more I
don't know, that's this but a lot

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simpler. It's less. I don't
know, it's it's less. Uh,

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there's no like initiative. It's just
like your turn, my turn, your

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turn, my turn. I can
handle that but like the second I don't

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know why. It's like, I
mean, you cleared it up with initiative

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and all that stuff. I didn't
even I wasn't even think about that because

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I'm not a DND person. But
yeah, there is one thing too.

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There's but then there's things that I
think about, like it's like, okay,

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it's D and D, so what
can I do. It's like and

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I think about, like, oh, what do I want to do?

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It's like I'm talking. This isn't
necessarily a spoiler. It's pretty early on

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in the game. But there's a
goblin lady that I'm talking to right now

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that I know has a sleep potion
because if I go to if I go

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to pickpocket, it says she has
a sleep potion. It's like, okay,

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and she when we get into combat, she alerts everybody around you that

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like she's being attacked, and it's
like, okay, well I want to

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kill her without without alerting anybody.
So it's like if I can pick pocket

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the sleep sleep potion, like can
I like, can I make her fall

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asleep? And as far as I've
been able to tell, I have no

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fucking idea how to do that,
and no nothing I try works, and

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so I'm left to be like,
all right, well what you do to

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her is this right? So what
you do is this right? At that

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moment, it's like doing these ideas, what the tools you have available?

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How can you do X, Y
or Z. That's pretty much how what

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you have to figure out? Right? So for me and things like them,

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and that encounter, that exact encounter, I know where you are.

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What I did is I just hit
the bitch. I sneak up, turn

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and I hit her and she died, and then I took the Yeah,

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but you're a barbarian or something probably
No, No, I was like that

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characters as a rogue, you sneak
attack them. You sneak up to her

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where no one's around, You don't
bring any of your homes, and you

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go by yourself on some on some
thorer dark thirty ship and you hit her,

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hit her, you kill the bitch, you take the potion. Or

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what I did was really fucked up. There's another area with like you're talking

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about that. There's a bunch of
drums all around. I pit as a

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ranger, and I made my bird
go in there and break every drum so

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they couldn't call each other to help
each other out. I didn't know the

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drums. Yeah, I mean it's
it's the option. It's probably like say,

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you know, when people would because
I would, you know, rarely

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I would. I would. I
don't really defend ubisof ever, but I

404
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I once would go because people would
criticize the newer Assassin's Creed games for being

405
00:27:19.839 --> 00:27:23.880
too like, oh, there's too
many icons and directions and kind of telling

406
00:27:23.920 --> 00:27:26.839
you how to do everything, but
I would say, hey, you can

407
00:27:26.839 --> 00:27:30.000
also turn all that shit off.
And I feel like in this game,

408
00:27:30.640 --> 00:27:33.759
I'm like, Okay, is there
something where I could turn it on a

409
00:27:33.839 --> 00:27:38.079
little bit to where it can at
least kind of give me a little bit

410
00:27:38.119 --> 00:27:41.960
of a guidance, because I know
it's the idea is it's it's open,

411
00:27:42.119 --> 00:27:47.200
you do what you want. But
then I feel like there's a probably the

412
00:27:47.240 --> 00:27:52.119
average gamer is going to go through
this having no fucking idea that they can

413
00:27:52.160 --> 00:27:55.920
interact with certain things. Is it
is tricky to find because a lot of

414
00:27:56.160 --> 00:27:59.680
there's there's this specific part with like
a windmill and like where you have to

415
00:27:59.680 --> 00:28:03.400
like like you have you have to. And I was looking for that break

416
00:28:03.839 --> 00:28:06.920
for so long because I was thinking
like, oh, it's it's an isommetric

417
00:28:06.960 --> 00:28:10.000
game. It must be big enough
for me to see from this perspective.

418
00:28:10.000 --> 00:28:12.240
And it's like, no, you
have to like zoom the fuck in to

419
00:28:12.359 --> 00:28:17.440
see this small break. And I'm
like, bro, like, come on,

420
00:28:17.599 --> 00:28:19.200
like if there's like a if there
was like a highlight interactable and I

421
00:28:19.279 --> 00:28:22.640
understand that that's like probably there is. You don't don't you don't know the

422
00:28:22.720 --> 00:28:26.279
highlight button for things. I know
it's left all. I know it's left

423
00:28:26.279 --> 00:28:30.359
all, but it doesn't highlight interactables
and how and highlights loutables as far as

424
00:28:30.359 --> 00:28:33.920
I oh, so it's it's not
everything that you can interact with. It's

425
00:28:33.960 --> 00:28:37.079
just it's just stuff that you can
loot pick up, okay, all right,

426
00:28:37.160 --> 00:28:41.839
which is useful. I found that
windmill thing by mistakes. I wanted

427
00:28:41.839 --> 00:28:47.200
to think, and the first few
times I just stopped it and I reversed

428
00:28:47.279 --> 00:28:51.200
it. Homy just went flying.
You just see like a little dark body

429
00:28:51.319 --> 00:28:53.640
flying through the sky, and I'm
like, damn. There's also this one

430
00:28:53.680 --> 00:28:56.480
thing too where I was like this
one thing. There's also this one thing

431
00:28:56.480 --> 00:28:59.640
too where like one of my one
of one of the people in my party

432
00:28:59.640 --> 00:29:02.119
got cat and they were like,
get me out of this cage. I'm

433
00:29:02.119 --> 00:29:03.759
like okay, and then I go
around the corner to look for like a

434
00:29:03.839 --> 00:29:07.680
lever or something, and then it's
just it says you left her to her

435
00:29:07.720 --> 00:29:15.799
fate, and I'm like, well, I mean, you know, it's

436
00:29:15.839 --> 00:29:18.440
funny. I don't know. I
fucking there's nothing to interact with funny at

437
00:29:18.440 --> 00:29:21.720
all the time. I aimed it
and it didn't say like damage, it

438
00:29:21.720 --> 00:29:22.759
didn't say like it could receive damage. And I was like, okay,

439
00:29:22.759 --> 00:29:26.559
I guess I don't know. So
I was looking through to let her down

440
00:29:26.599 --> 00:29:27.319
and then I fucking failed it.
So I said, all right, I

441
00:29:27.319 --> 00:29:30.359
guess she's gone. Fuck her anyway. I didn't like her. That was

442
00:29:30.400 --> 00:29:33.319
so funny, bro, That's how
I actually, you know, that's how

443
00:29:33.359 --> 00:29:37.480
I felt initially the opening part of
the game, the opening part where that

444
00:29:37.519 --> 00:29:40.799
bitch is trapped, where I was
like, wait, you left her?

445
00:29:40.960 --> 00:29:42.440
No, I didn't. But the
thing was, it took me a minute

446
00:29:42.480 --> 00:29:47.240
to figure out what to do because
I was thinking, if I go forward,

447
00:29:47.359 --> 00:29:51.400
probably she's fucked for some reason.
That was my initial thought of like

448
00:29:51.759 --> 00:29:56.200
if I didn't. I didn't think
that because I thought this is the best

449
00:29:56.359 --> 00:30:00.480
RPG known demand surely I can walk
around the fucking corner and she'll stay there.

450
00:30:00.079 --> 00:30:03.640
But like yo, immediately like it
said, auto saved, like you

451
00:30:03.720 --> 00:30:04.440
left it her faith, and then
I went back and she was gone.

452
00:30:04.440 --> 00:30:07.839
I was like, bro, that's
I mean, I get it, like

453
00:30:10.240 --> 00:30:14.119
the perfect but no, no,
it's no, no, no, it's

454
00:30:14.240 --> 00:30:18.799
just the idea of you guys don't
know how deeply you can interact or not.

455
00:30:18.240 --> 00:30:23.039
That's no, it's it's it's the
idea that that's true as well.

456
00:30:23.079 --> 00:30:27.319
But also like I'm thinking back to
other RPGs I've played where like someone's trapped,

457
00:30:27.480 --> 00:30:30.240
like I think about like Skyrim or
something where like someone's trapped in something

458
00:30:30.640 --> 00:30:34.519
and you have to go through the
entire dungeon to get them out. And

459
00:30:34.559 --> 00:30:37.279
I'm like, okay, well,
okay, so my knowledge is you're not

460
00:30:37.519 --> 00:30:41.279
you're not wrong, and so like
all right, I didn't care that this

461
00:30:41.319 --> 00:30:48.400
particular she sucked sucks. She's so
powerful, she is so strong. But

462
00:30:48.440 --> 00:30:52.119
the thing is like for me,
like things like that, right I saw

463
00:30:52.319 --> 00:30:56.920
I saw this person, I saw
this person I forgot like held up right,

464
00:30:57.400 --> 00:31:00.240
lift it aloft And I'm like,
hmm, you know what I'm gonna

465
00:31:00.279 --> 00:31:04.319
do. I'm gonna shoot the bottom
of that because I don't see any I

466
00:31:04.319 --> 00:31:08.160
don't see where she's being. I
lifted from the shot fell out. She's

467
00:31:08.160 --> 00:31:11.119
like, you fucking bitch, I
hit myself and I'm like, yeah,

468
00:31:11.119 --> 00:31:14.759
whatever, yeah, you want to
know what? You know what? You

469
00:31:14.799 --> 00:31:15.960
know what? I thought it was
like because I tried to zoom out as

470
00:31:15.960 --> 00:31:18.480
far as I can, and then
like it's the cage and then it's hooked

471
00:31:18.519 --> 00:31:21.759
up to a thing and then there's
like kind of like a cliff overhead,

472
00:31:22.079 --> 00:31:26.319
and I was like, oh,
maybe like maybe this path wraps around and

473
00:31:26.559 --> 00:31:30.759
up and there's like a thing to
like detach the trap. That's what I

474
00:31:30.839 --> 00:31:33.440
was thinking, And I'm an idiot. I guess I should just I assume.

475
00:31:36.319 --> 00:31:38.799
I'm going to assume. I'm going
to assume from now on that every

476
00:31:38.799 --> 00:31:44.000
solution to every problem is on the
fucking same screen that the problem is on.

477
00:31:44.720 --> 00:31:47.680
That seems to be the case because
I don't want to fuck up.

478
00:31:47.720 --> 00:31:51.799
I don't want to. I don't
or I'll just continue to me save crazy

479
00:31:52.160 --> 00:31:59.359
save RPG's in general, like when
I the first play through of Skyrim,

480
00:31:59.480 --> 00:32:05.000
especially because of the crashing, like
the first play through the sky Room,

481
00:32:05.559 --> 00:32:08.759
Save Bro I had three difference.
This motherfucker Chris, Remember you made me

482
00:32:08.799 --> 00:32:13.480
a fucking vampire, you piece of
shit, you stupid fuck you did.

483
00:32:14.440 --> 00:32:15.519
I don't remember that. What are
you talking about? You did that?

484
00:32:15.559 --> 00:32:17.799
You were like, oh my bad, and just maybe a vampire. And

485
00:32:17.839 --> 00:32:22.119
I was like, oh my bad. Yeah, you went, you went

486
00:32:22.119 --> 00:32:23.960
downstairs to get your like Chipotle or
something, and I walked into a vampire

487
00:32:23.960 --> 00:32:29.319
saying got bitten and walked back and
paused. But I wasn't even a good

488
00:32:29.400 --> 00:32:32.880
vampires. One of those raggedy vampires
was like the fucking raggedy ones. And

489
00:32:35.720 --> 00:32:43.799
from this, oh yeah different.
Yeah, I feel like there's I'm gonna

490
00:32:43.839 --> 00:32:49.759
look into uh if I can't.
If I can't because I don't have that

491
00:32:49.839 --> 00:32:51.880
much time, that's not gonna look
into Jack. Shit, he's not gonna

492
00:32:51.880 --> 00:32:54.680
look at anything look at him.
Yeah, I guess what are you talking

493
00:32:54.720 --> 00:33:04.440
about? It's yeah, whatever the
fucking mean whatever I mean? Yeah,

494
00:33:04.480 --> 00:33:08.440
you're right. I watched the funny. I watched a bunch of videos kind

495
00:33:08.440 --> 00:33:12.279
of prepping myself. But then I
made the decision. It was Joe.

496
00:33:12.440 --> 00:33:15.720
It was Joe. Joe that because
I talked to her about like damn every

497
00:33:15.720 --> 00:33:20.279
time I get on social media,
somebody's fucking coming about Balder's Gate. It's

498
00:33:20.319 --> 00:33:22.359
just yeah, that's all I keep
seeing. And I kept telling myself I'll

499
00:33:22.400 --> 00:33:28.039
play later when eventually I'll find like
a steam key that's like ten bucks off

500
00:33:28.119 --> 00:33:30.319
or something. And I'm like,
all right, just to like kind of

501
00:33:30.400 --> 00:33:37.240
justify not buying, you know something, I should I should be using my

502
00:33:37.279 --> 00:33:40.319
money more wisely, but whatever,
she fucking has money due, so she's

503
00:33:40.359 --> 00:33:43.599
like here play and I'm like,
oh, hell yeah, dude, that

504
00:33:43.680 --> 00:33:49.680
that's that's that is that free ship
rules, free us. That's why you

505
00:33:49.720 --> 00:33:53.039
have those exactly. That's the reason, exactly why she exists. Nothing I

506
00:33:53.039 --> 00:33:55.720
would I figured I just bought it
because like I saw, I saw everybody

507
00:33:55.720 --> 00:33:59.079
praising it. I had it on
pretty good authority that it was probably like

508
00:33:59.119 --> 00:34:00.400
a really good game, and I
was like, you know what, also,

509
00:34:00.440 --> 00:34:05.839
I'll support uh, because because I
was under the initially I was gonna

510
00:34:05.839 --> 00:34:07.000
buy it and just never play it, because I was just like whatever,

511
00:34:07.039 --> 00:34:10.800
I'll I'll toss a toss, toss
a coin to the witcher and fucking just

512
00:34:10.920 --> 00:34:16.840
move on because quite frankly, like
good games deserve support, like if if

513
00:34:16.920 --> 00:34:21.599
I can, if if and I'm
fortunately in a position where I I can

514
00:34:21.599 --> 00:34:22.920
do something like that every every once
in a while. I'm not gonna go

515
00:34:22.920 --> 00:34:28.679
crazy by fucking everything. But but
this is one of those examples where I'm

516
00:34:28.679 --> 00:34:30.920
like, all right, yeah,
fuck it. Whatever they seem to have

517
00:34:30.960 --> 00:34:35.920
made like a Game of the Year
contender here, I'll fucking buy it.

518
00:34:36.880 --> 00:34:40.599
Send a message that we want more
of this stuff. But I don't know,

519
00:34:40.639 --> 00:34:45.639
man, I gotta put more.
I'm way so I gotta Yeah,

520
00:34:45.639 --> 00:34:50.239
I'm way less. I'm fucking way
less. I know. I just I'm

521
00:34:50.239 --> 00:34:53.119
working on so many projects that I'm
like, fuck, I almost almost wish

522
00:34:53.159 --> 00:34:55.360
she didn't buy it for me,
because now it's like, oh great,

523
00:34:55.800 --> 00:35:00.400
No, I'm gonna neglect other shit
and I'm gonna start going hand because now

524
00:35:00.400 --> 00:35:07.360
that we're talking about it, I
want to play as soon as we're done.

525
00:35:07.400 --> 00:35:10.559
I was like, I want to
I want to do Unfortunately, you

526
00:35:10.599 --> 00:35:16.599
know what, Unfortunately I have somebody
coming over to my house play, coming

527
00:35:16.599 --> 00:35:21.440
over afterward down recording. I want
to just coming over your house. Man

528
00:35:21.320 --> 00:35:24.920
is like, isn't that like that? Shit's got to be exhausting. It's

529
00:35:25.000 --> 00:35:30.480
literally hates it, bro because wherever
I've lived, it's always been the place

530
00:35:30.559 --> 00:35:34.800
everybody comes to that that has been
me, it's been my energy. So

531
00:35:34.840 --> 00:35:39.239
it's it's just it's just friends or
family stuff. It's friends, family's friends

532
00:35:39.400 --> 00:35:42.480
family. I don't even mind to
tell them that. Hey, man,

533
00:35:42.719 --> 00:35:45.719
go look, I gotta I gotta, I gotta fucking balls. I've been

534
00:35:45.719 --> 00:35:49.920
waiting for this ship for its cool. Man. I'll be able to play

535
00:35:49.920 --> 00:35:52.400
it like i've played. I'll have
time, trust me, it's cool.

536
00:35:52.480 --> 00:35:55.320
And then something happens, of course, of course not, and I'm like

537
00:35:57.000 --> 00:36:00.320
and I'm like, I can't even
finish it. Let's let's lighten the mood

538
00:36:00.400 --> 00:36:06.719
since it is getting depressing. So
Little Ta's dead, right, Little te

539
00:36:06.840 --> 00:36:12.519
got dead? And I really want
to laugh at this, But can I

540
00:36:12.519 --> 00:36:16.559
say something? I sincerely and this
is this might be surprising to a lot

541
00:36:16.599 --> 00:36:23.000
of people listening. I have no
fucking idea who Little Ta is. I've

542
00:36:23.039 --> 00:36:29.559
never heard of this in my life. I don't know what people are talking

543
00:36:29.599 --> 00:36:32.719
about. I just saw this trending
Little Tay's dead, and I'm like,

544
00:36:32.840 --> 00:36:37.559
who the fuck is that? And
apparently this was this thing that was like

545
00:36:38.199 --> 00:36:43.440
I don't know, like, did
you know who this person was? Yeah?

546
00:36:43.519 --> 00:36:46.960
I've seen Yeah, a little te
gotten to some I found out through

547
00:36:47.039 --> 00:36:52.119
because it was that wave of like, uh uh, catch me outside and

548
00:36:52.599 --> 00:36:59.760
woa VICKI and then they basically she
became like a copy of them. I

549
00:37:00.000 --> 00:37:02.039
remember there was two controversies. One
of them I think it was involved with

550
00:37:02.599 --> 00:37:07.079
rice gum or something. I don't
remember. Something happened between them. I

551
00:37:07.079 --> 00:37:14.639
don't remember exactly. And then uh
that that little Tay was exposed by there

552
00:37:14.679 --> 00:37:17.519
her brother was the one pulling the
strings of everything of like she was like

553
00:37:17.519 --> 00:37:22.519
an innocent little girl, very nice
and shit, and then it would show

554
00:37:22.559 --> 00:37:25.199
behind the scenes of her like you
know, different takes. It leaked somehow.

555
00:37:25.239 --> 00:37:29.840
I don't know how it leaked,
but uh so she was just obviously

556
00:37:30.000 --> 00:37:37.400
being completely manipulated to make a bunch
of money. And now what the dude,

557
00:37:37.519 --> 00:37:42.519
what in God's name because her brother
are dead, Yeah, what happened?

558
00:37:42.519 --> 00:37:47.119
So it's there's I saw some things
online that they were but I can't

559
00:37:47.760 --> 00:37:53.519
suspect of the dad. I heard
that or I saw some stuff online that

560
00:37:53.599 --> 00:37:57.679
like people are suspecting that the dad
did it because there was videos of her

561
00:37:57.719 --> 00:38:00.920
talking about how abusive her dad was, and there was there was stuff about

562
00:38:00.960 --> 00:38:06.119
like her brother, trying to trying
to get legal help to kind of emancipate

563
00:38:06.159 --> 00:38:08.599
themselves from from him specifically, and
then like and suddenly both of them are

564
00:38:08.599 --> 00:38:10.920
dead. It's weird. Man.
I'm not gonna I'm not saying, well,

565
00:38:10.960 --> 00:38:15.320
it's true. I just I don't
know. I have no idea this

566
00:38:15.400 --> 00:38:19.159
is what I've seen. Uh,
but it's it's pretty fucking wild. I'm

567
00:38:19.159 --> 00:38:22.480
just more surprised that I just this
was this big cultural thing that everybody kind

568
00:38:22.480 --> 00:38:24.159
of seems to be aware of,
and I just said it was. It

569
00:38:24.199 --> 00:38:27.400
was, it was, it was. It was twenty it was the twenty

570
00:38:27.519 --> 00:38:34.760
sixteen to twenty seventeen. Confusing,
but that's what. It was. Weird

571
00:38:34.840 --> 00:38:37.400
that you missed. That's when I
was the most clued into all this stuff,

572
00:38:37.480 --> 00:38:43.760
Like, that's it. I remember
them staging some bee if it was

573
00:38:43.880 --> 00:38:46.199
her, and I can't remember if
it was Woe VICKI or the other one

574
00:38:47.159 --> 00:38:51.719
catch me outside. I remember what
the fuck her name is? Uh,

575
00:38:51.840 --> 00:38:55.159
A little bad baby or something.
That's it. That's it. That's it,

576
00:38:55.239 --> 00:39:00.760
bad baby baby, all of them. Yeah, there was something where

577
00:39:00.880 --> 00:39:04.480
I think, oh it was,
yeah, it was bad baby. It

578
00:39:04.719 --> 00:39:07.880
wait, little Tavo woll VIGGI I
don't know, but you see how they

579
00:39:07.880 --> 00:39:12.400
were all fucking that's so crazy.
Man, Like two thousand and nine,

580
00:39:12.519 --> 00:39:16.519
this chick was broken. Bio on
TikTok says, helped me. What crazy

581
00:39:16.760 --> 00:39:23.760
doesn't Wait? Wait, who Jesus
Christ, what I'm serious? Are you

582
00:39:23.800 --> 00:39:31.199
serious? Oh? Man, I'm
I'm I'm finding myself chat I send a

583
00:39:31.280 --> 00:39:34.199
chat right now. I want to
laugh, but I can't because it's not

584
00:39:34.400 --> 00:39:37.480
it's not the time. But I
mean, look, if we didn't know

585
00:39:37.519 --> 00:39:40.159
all the behind the scene ship,
then this would just because this would be

586
00:39:40.760 --> 00:39:46.119
and I think the fact that it's
like old put in the chat, it's

587
00:39:46.239 --> 00:39:51.800
I want to laugh at the hell
it says this page on this this what

588
00:39:52.679 --> 00:39:59.320
Cason doesn't know how to send it? It is I copy, trying to

589
00:39:59.320 --> 00:40:01.280
get, trying to get, trying
to get hieroglyphics somehow, and the fucking

590
00:40:01.360 --> 00:40:06.760
in the goddamn chat. Send it. Send a no ken in the chat.

591
00:40:07.719 --> 00:40:09.840
Try it again. See see what
happens. Oh, let's see,

592
00:40:10.119 --> 00:40:14.280
because I want to see that.
I want So what I'm gonna so,

593
00:40:14.320 --> 00:40:15.920
what I'm gonna do right now is
I'm just gonna copy this image straight up.

594
00:40:16.480 --> 00:40:20.280
Never mind it doesn't matter. Well, and then I'm gonna send the

595
00:40:20.320 --> 00:40:22.880
image straight up to you. Guys
said it was a little te back,

596
00:40:22.920 --> 00:40:25.440
so I don't need to it doesn't
stop. It's not gonna bring a little

597
00:40:25.480 --> 00:40:30.719
tay back. This is honestly a
fucking crazy start. Like the thing that's

598
00:40:30.840 --> 00:40:34.159
so the thing that's unfortunate about this
is that like this literally just happened like

599
00:40:34.360 --> 00:40:37.159
moments ago, basically, like like
maybe like two hours before we started recording.

600
00:40:37.719 --> 00:40:45.159
Sodoubtedly undoubtedly, yes, so undoubtedly
earlier today. That's Unforred. My

601
00:40:45.199 --> 00:40:47.119
heart is hurt and no or yesterday, I don't know. But the point

602
00:40:47.199 --> 00:40:52.639
is undoubtedly, at some point before
this even gets posted, there will be

603
00:40:52.679 --> 00:40:55.800
more information. Right, there's gonna
be like a lot like we're gonna know

604
00:40:55.920 --> 00:41:00.239
more because that's how quick the fucking
news cycle goes. Like we're gonna find

605
00:41:00.280 --> 00:41:02.119
some more stuff. Maybe by then, I don't know, we'll figure out

606
00:41:02.159 --> 00:41:06.000
what the fuck happened, But right
now we're just kind of, you know,

607
00:41:06.119 --> 00:41:08.920
it's it's just something that happened.
I have no knowledge of this person.

608
00:41:08.960 --> 00:41:13.320
I've never heard of. I think
I heard her referenced in like a

609
00:41:13.440 --> 00:41:17.440
song once and then I was like, oh, I guess. I wasn't

610
00:41:17.480 --> 00:41:20.400
even curious enough to look it up. I was like, I guess that's

611
00:41:20.400 --> 00:41:22.880
a person. And then I just
and then I just kind of went on

612
00:41:23.000 --> 00:41:29.159
with my day. But at least
we got Balder's Gate. Because we got

613
00:41:29.239 --> 00:41:32.320
Balder's Gate, I'm really care.
I mean, I'm gonna be real,

614
00:41:32.400 --> 00:41:37.199
I'm kind of hoping that this turns
into some type of like true crime thing.

615
00:41:37.239 --> 00:41:39.639
I mean, she's already dead,
so but it probably will be a

616
00:41:39.639 --> 00:41:43.239
true crime. Like it's weird,
man, it's weird that both of them

617
00:41:43.239 --> 00:41:46.280
are dead. Unless it's like some
fucking crazy it could just be like a

618
00:41:46.360 --> 00:41:52.119
freak accident. I'm like, like
a lab Yeah, like like a lab

619
00:41:52.199 --> 00:41:57.280
explosion, or like a helicopter falling
into the back. I don't know,

620
00:41:59.840 --> 00:42:07.880
I don't know three that would happen
to Kobe. Yeah, he was just

621
00:42:07.960 --> 00:42:12.239
he saw he saw a basketball hoop
from five hundred feet in the air,

622
00:42:12.360 --> 00:42:20.559
and then he took was like winning. The pilot was like, you think

623
00:42:20.639 --> 00:42:24.800
you're good at this, watch check
this out. He set up a basketball

624
00:42:24.920 --> 00:42:34.920
the mountains, just off the mountain
off Kobe, right, It's crazy that

625
00:42:34.960 --> 00:42:38.639
I knew I knew Kobe Bryant from
from people yelling Kobe when they would throw

626
00:42:38.719 --> 00:42:45.599
things, and not from him being
a basketball playersall and look it is ludle

627
00:42:45.679 --> 00:42:49.119
crisball. I watched. There's a
podcast I listen to call it a cognitive

628
00:42:49.119 --> 00:42:52.519
dissonance, the same thing. This
one dude was like he they were talking

629
00:42:52.519 --> 00:42:55.480
about Lebron James and he's like,
is he the one who died? It's

630
00:42:55.639 --> 00:43:00.039
like god, oh my god,
Like they're just so some people have no

631
00:43:00.239 --> 00:43:04.639
idea and it sometimes seems impossible to
me. But I'm like, fair enough,

632
00:43:04.679 --> 00:43:07.159
I know honestly, dude, if
I'm tired enough, you could get

633
00:43:07.159 --> 00:43:09.920
that response out of me. Like
I have my wits about me to know

634
00:43:10.280 --> 00:43:14.199
to know who who these people are. But like if you can, if

635
00:43:14.199 --> 00:43:16.000
you wake me up out of a
deep sleep and you're like, is Lebron

636
00:43:16.079 --> 00:43:20.079
James dead, I'll probably be like, yeah, what I think? So

637
00:43:21.119 --> 00:43:27.599
of course I'll go back to bed. From what I heard. From what

638
00:43:27.719 --> 00:43:34.960
I heard from what's crazy? So
fucking stupid? All right, I don't

639
00:43:35.000 --> 00:43:39.280
know what do you guys? Uh
anything? You guys? What I was?

640
00:43:39.320 --> 00:43:44.320
What else happening? I don't should
have a moment of sirens, sirens,

641
00:43:44.360 --> 00:43:54.719
We should have moment of sirens speak
moment rest little kid, she was

642
00:43:54.760 --> 00:43:58.119
annoying. You were annoying. It
should but you should have still been alive.

643
00:43:59.440 --> 00:44:01.599
Well, it's probably your dad,
you know, being a fucking psycho.

644
00:44:02.079 --> 00:44:04.800
I guess the thing, man,
I don't know. Every time I

645
00:44:04.840 --> 00:44:13.679
see a child influencer, I'm like
child abuse, because no child's fucking ridiculus.

646
00:44:13.679 --> 00:44:16.440
Whenever whenever I see people have their
kids online, like oh, I'm

647
00:44:16.480 --> 00:44:20.159
gonna have this social media thing where
I like, I raised my kid,

648
00:44:20.199 --> 00:44:23.719
I'm like, I don't like bro, I don't like this, yo,

649
00:44:23.880 --> 00:44:28.639
real quick. I I was trying
to find that TikTok thing you said about

650
00:44:28.440 --> 00:44:34.079
her saying help me. Instead,
I found a The way somebody found out

651
00:44:34.840 --> 00:44:40.320
little Tay died is there's an ai
realistic fish head doing breaking news, like

652
00:44:40.599 --> 00:44:46.480
on SpongeBob like this justin little like
and I'm like, yo, oh the

653
00:44:46.559 --> 00:44:52.639
SpongeBob, the realistic fishhead, the
news anchor breaking news. Yeah. And

654
00:44:52.760 --> 00:44:58.719
I'm like, I was like,
yo, that is that is that is

655
00:44:58.760 --> 00:45:05.800
such a crazy way to find that
out has died. That is that is

656
00:45:05.840 --> 00:45:08.440
a wild I didn't even consider that
that That's like, that's probably like the

657
00:45:08.519 --> 00:45:10.960
way a lot of people or at
least well, not a lot of people,

658
00:45:12.000 --> 00:45:15.119
but like numbers wise, a lot
of people, not percentage wise,

659
00:45:15.159 --> 00:45:17.199
a lot of people. That's probably
how a lot of people find out like

660
00:45:17.440 --> 00:45:22.400
world chattering news. It's through that
fucking SpongeBob on TikTok that the fish head

661
00:45:22.440 --> 00:45:30.000
delivering it breaking news. Oh Sam
up in Lauden has flown a plane into

662
00:45:30.039 --> 00:45:32.440
the world, and it's it's just
this. I love how it immediately segues

663
00:45:32.519 --> 00:45:37.760
from the clip of the voice actor
saying breaking news in like a perfect way

664
00:45:37.960 --> 00:45:44.599
to this, really JANKI AI that
clearly sounds fucked up and wrong. There's

665
00:45:44.639 --> 00:45:50.880
just no but all right, I
don't know. Let's move on. Let's

666
00:45:50.880 --> 00:45:52.960
get some get some questions. I
guess all right, yeah, let's do

667
00:45:53.039 --> 00:46:01.159
it. Oh wait, wait,
we'll be right back after these after these

668
00:46:01.360 --> 00:46:08.519
uh, after these little messages from
Little Taste Grave. No no, no,

669
00:46:08.719 --> 00:46:16.639
So let's relax. Are you gay? Then you need men? This

670
00:46:16.679 --> 00:46:23.840
is an ad for men. Look
outside, they're everywhere. They're here,

671
00:46:24.000 --> 00:46:31.840
they're there, they're even in their
underwear. Man, man, man,

672
00:46:34.400 --> 00:46:38.079
man, all right, welcome back. We're gonna do some questions. Uh

673
00:46:38.119 --> 00:46:42.239
God, damn it. Indie butterknif
on YouTube dot com right, and he

674
00:46:42.239 --> 00:46:45.599
says, hey, dudes, what
should be the first AI generated film?

675
00:46:45.599 --> 00:46:49.360
And why is it a snark tank
biopic? To that end, who would

676
00:46:49.400 --> 00:46:51.880
you who y'all cast in a snark
tank biopic? I love I love this

677
00:46:51.960 --> 00:46:55.159
question. Who would we cast m
I would cast Keith David as me right

678
00:46:55.199 --> 00:47:02.039
now? Oh my god, you
would of course that fast you can.

679
00:47:02.199 --> 00:47:07.320
I want Michael basketball Jordan to play
me. Michael Michael Jordan, Okay,

680
00:47:07.840 --> 00:47:15.199
uh so I want I want a
black actor as well, purely because I

681
00:47:15.239 --> 00:47:19.320
think, no, no, no, no, no, here's here's why.

682
00:47:19.920 --> 00:47:22.599
Because if it was true to life, it would be hilarious because there

683
00:47:22.599 --> 00:47:29.000
would be many instances in the film
where I where I don't say the N

684
00:47:29.079 --> 00:47:34.760
word, and everybody's wondering why,
like why am I specifically, and like

685
00:47:34.800 --> 00:47:37.079
there's an argument whether or not I
can say it, even though it's like

686
00:47:37.119 --> 00:47:40.079
three black guys in a room and
there was gonna be like everybody's gonna be

687
00:47:40.280 --> 00:47:43.280
why is this even a conversation?
It's like, oh no, it's just

688
00:47:43.320 --> 00:47:45.320
casting. He was just the best. He was just he was just the

689
00:47:45.360 --> 00:47:49.239
best actor for the role of Chris. He was the best. He did

690
00:47:49.320 --> 00:47:52.079
Chris The Best Man. He did
Chris the Best He did The Best Man.

691
00:47:52.119 --> 00:47:54.320
It was like, but like he's
black, Like, yeah, it's

692
00:47:54.360 --> 00:48:00.840
not a problem. Can we have
like a black guy, but do Puerto

693
00:48:00.960 --> 00:48:06.760
Rican white face or whatever? And
like here's the thing, there's not Puerto

694
00:48:06.880 --> 00:48:10.000
Rican. If a Puerto Rican does
white black face, how how bad is

695
00:48:10.039 --> 00:48:15.360
it? It's the Puerto Rican does
it? It? Still it depends on

696
00:48:15.400 --> 00:48:16.760
how black it is. No,
no, no, no, But if

697
00:48:16.760 --> 00:48:20.760
it's a Puerto Rican, Like what
if Fat Joe does black face, you

698
00:48:20.800 --> 00:48:23.719
know, like what like what happens? Then that's that's pretty that's I mean,

699
00:48:23.960 --> 00:48:29.199
I guess that's an interesting conversation because
Fat Joe does not understand he's not

700
00:48:29.239 --> 00:48:35.760
black. Yeah yeah, but that's
that's different. That's different than just what

701
00:48:35.760 --> 00:48:39.119
do you mean? What does that
mean he thinks he's black? Like that

702
00:48:39.320 --> 00:48:44.840
differ. He's he's not a he's
not a me Puerto Rican. He's he's

703
00:48:44.840 --> 00:48:47.239
a you. He's barely a you
Puerto Rican. I think if it's pretty

704
00:48:47.559 --> 00:48:51.920
very white, prazy, he's pretty
green eyes, he's green eyes. He

705
00:48:51.960 --> 00:48:55.679
was a blondie. Green eyes,
he's been eyes. Yeah, that's weird

706
00:48:55.760 --> 00:48:59.000
as hell. No, man,
no, he can't get away with that.

707
00:48:59.039 --> 00:49:05.280
I'm sorry. That's like you at
the very least, you gotta go.

708
00:49:06.239 --> 00:49:12.400
You gotta have Pun. Pun is
half black. Pun is literally down

709
00:49:12.440 --> 00:49:15.239
the middle of black. And Pun
was very proud about being a black man.

710
00:49:15.280 --> 00:49:20.079
He wouldn't like his blackness was very
apparent in the way he would speak,

711
00:49:20.079 --> 00:49:22.599
in the talking way he would act, and him and Pun were like

712
00:49:22.760 --> 00:49:25.800
brothers. You know what's funny,
Pun said the N word way less two

713
00:49:27.400 --> 00:49:30.880
he did. That's what makes it
crazy. And Pun is a nigga is

714
00:49:30.000 --> 00:49:36.480
one he was crazy. Is that
half half half breeds don't say it as

715
00:49:36.559 --> 00:49:44.880
much, which is crazy that hybrids
don't say it as much unless there's unless

716
00:49:44.880 --> 00:49:46.760
they say it too much. Then
they say it too much. You're like,

717
00:49:46.840 --> 00:49:52.039
yo, dude, chill out,
man, you look like Margaret Thatcher

718
00:49:52.079 --> 00:49:59.880
stopped saying so seriously, I think, okay, so Keith, David,

719
00:50:00.119 --> 00:50:04.920
Michael, Michael, Basketball Jordan,
and I don't know if any other Puerto

720
00:50:05.000 --> 00:50:12.920
Ricans and fucking I guess bad Bunny
because he's the only person laughs nigga though

721
00:50:13.440 --> 00:50:17.920
it doesn't matter. It's like he's
that's that's it. It's like there's there's

722
00:50:19.000 --> 00:50:25.159
little boy there's Linn. Manuel couldn't
play me. Why couldn't he? He

723
00:50:25.159 --> 00:50:30.360
he could not play me. He
doesn't have the books not he's not viable,

724
00:50:30.400 --> 00:50:32.960
he doesn't have the build. He
doesn't have to build me. Just

725
00:50:34.199 --> 00:50:38.880
you gotta find, you gotta find, like you gotta find someone. I

726
00:50:38.920 --> 00:50:44.440
don't know. Let's do it more
accurate, Like just give Tom Holland the

727
00:50:44.519 --> 00:50:45.320
role. I guess, I don't
know, he's short. There you go,

728
00:50:45.679 --> 00:50:49.920
There you go. Tom Holland,
Keith David and Michael Basketball Jordan have

729
00:50:50.000 --> 00:50:54.880
a podcast in this in the Snark
Tank biopic film, where like that would

730
00:50:54.920 --> 00:50:59.079
be such an amazing conversation. We
meet up, we meet up, We

731
00:50:59.119 --> 00:51:00.800
meet up in a in a in
a in a garage to record the first

732
00:51:00.800 --> 00:51:05.440
episode, and then like we we
hit uh and on the record, and

733
00:51:05.440 --> 00:51:07.840
then we turned to each other and
they're like music swells and it's like I

734
00:51:07.840 --> 00:51:09.960
think we have something here, and
then like we we're we're like shoot up

735
00:51:10.000 --> 00:51:14.599
to stardom, and then like one
of us gets like one of us,

736
00:51:14.599 --> 00:51:16.480
one of us inevitably gets too big
for like the group, and they were

737
00:51:16.519 --> 00:51:19.760
like, I don't know, man, I think I have a I think

738
00:51:19.800 --> 00:51:22.199
I want to be a solo act, you know, and then that that

739
00:51:22.199 --> 00:51:27.280
catholic happens, and then that person
struggles with like drugs and alcohol or some

740
00:51:27.360 --> 00:51:30.679
fucking crazy thing, and then the
other two like continue to live in you

741
00:51:30.719 --> 00:51:34.320
know, they keep doing the same
thing, and then we all reunite at

742
00:51:34.360 --> 00:51:37.840
the end, and then that's that's
like basically the biopic formula, really,

743
00:51:37.880 --> 00:51:39.639
isn't it. That's that's kind of
new story is that based on? By

744
00:51:39.679 --> 00:51:44.119
the way, because that's not every
single that's not every single musician, but

745
00:51:44.159 --> 00:51:50.039
every single musician has that biopic What
is every music? You guys see you

746
00:51:50.239 --> 00:51:54.599
see the the what is it?
Is it the dirt or the dirty whatever?

747
00:51:54.880 --> 00:52:02.119
The one the movie based on Molly
Crew were uh, it's it's pretty

748
00:52:02.119 --> 00:52:07.880
good and Vince Neil the sing like
that is that's him essentially, He just

749
00:52:08.760 --> 00:52:14.480
you know, very arrogant. But
then you got into heroin killed his homie

750
00:52:14.480 --> 00:52:19.280
and a car crash on accident,
you know, obviously and probably still dealing

751
00:52:19.320 --> 00:52:25.599
with that to this day. Uh
yeah, there's some pretty they've reunited since

752
00:52:25.639 --> 00:52:30.440
then, But there wasn't Motley Crew. It was Tommy Lee that was his

753
00:52:30.519 --> 00:52:31.679
name, not Tommy. Yeah.
Yeah, he's the drummer Tommy Lee.

754
00:52:31.840 --> 00:52:36.920
Yeah, his name Tommy Lee.
Actually no, yeah, really I thought

755
00:52:36.920 --> 00:52:38.360
Tommy Lee was the guy from Men
in Black. I guess, I guess

756
00:52:38.039 --> 00:52:47.400
that's Tommy Lee Jones. There you
go. Tommy Lee is the Pamela Anderson's.

757
00:52:49.960 --> 00:52:53.360
I don't know if they were married, but they were definitely smashing that

758
00:52:53.760 --> 00:53:00.159
stupid boat porn that they did.
That like literally started everything of celebrities fucking

759
00:53:00.280 --> 00:53:04.360
like that was that was the If
that didn't happen, If that didn't happen,

760
00:53:04.639 --> 00:53:13.079
we never have the Kardashians. You
can. You can't blame him for

761
00:53:13.159 --> 00:53:17.360
Paris Hilton. When I ascend to
my throne, He's going to be the

762
00:53:17.360 --> 00:53:22.159
first tortured bro that I was talking
about. Was he that I was talking

763
00:53:22.159 --> 00:53:27.320
about? How O J. Simpson
basically like created our modern culture? Is

764
00:53:27.639 --> 00:53:31.960
that I was talking to. No, So do you think police went extra

765
00:53:32.000 --> 00:53:35.800
hard after him? No? No, No, that's not what I'm saying.

766
00:53:36.960 --> 00:53:39.440
What I'm saying is when OJ Simpson
O J. Simpson killed that woman

767
00:53:39.480 --> 00:53:50.079
clearly, allegedly that womanly and right. I can't forget that he so he

768
00:53:50.119 --> 00:53:52.880
did that, and then the trial
happened and who alleged lawyer who was his

769
00:53:53.000 --> 00:53:59.159
lawyer? Who was his lawyer?
Put Robert Kardashian the father, which had

770
00:53:59.280 --> 00:54:07.679
two what wait wait erupting, you're
interrupting my entire pitch here. So the

771
00:54:07.760 --> 00:54:12.559
Kardashians are thrust it into the limelight
because of this, right, they're fucking

772
00:54:12.719 --> 00:54:19.000
super rich, they're superpowerful. They
essentially like create fucking reality television as we

773
00:54:19.039 --> 00:54:28.039
know it today, and suddenly they're
like this massive Like can you imagine like

774
00:54:28.280 --> 00:54:32.719
the modern era without the influence of
the Kardashians. No, because I kind

775
00:54:32.760 --> 00:54:37.639
of can't. I genuinely can't.
And I here, what's a story with

776
00:54:37.719 --> 00:54:40.519
Ruth and her zero alcohol beer?
Maybe she's doing enjoy January. She's a

777
00:54:40.519 --> 00:54:45.679
bit late, could be on antibiotics. Sure, Ruth is fit as a

778
00:54:45.679 --> 00:54:51.239
fiddle. Maybe she has an important
fiddle recital. Nah, that was last

779
00:54:51.280 --> 00:54:53.559
week. It wasn't bad. Actually
got the car with you. It's a

780
00:54:53.639 --> 00:54:59.920
nice roots. No, I don't
you never need a reason to enjoy agree

781
00:55:00.159 --> 00:55:07.039
tasting beer zero zero exclamation needed.
I think it's largely do all because OJ

782
00:55:07.199 --> 00:55:14.360
could not kill that person. That
is very interesting. That weird, that's

783
00:55:14.480 --> 00:55:17.679
very interesting. Way. Yeah,
yeah, Like I'm really curious to see

784
00:55:17.800 --> 00:55:22.599
I wish I could. I wish
I could peer into different reac. Yeah,

785
00:55:22.719 --> 00:55:23.480
Like it's just like I wonder what
it would be like if he just

786
00:55:23.519 --> 00:55:27.719
never killed that woman, and like
we just don't. We just don't have

787
00:55:28.320 --> 00:55:31.840
a lot of things change because of
that. So what I think, I

788
00:55:31.920 --> 00:55:35.679
think what happened is if he wouldn't
have killed that woman, he would have

789
00:55:35.719 --> 00:55:37.639
really had a career in comedy,
genuine he would have become like a real

790
00:55:37.719 --> 00:55:43.079
like a real communic character, I
mean crazy. He was great, fucking

791
00:55:43.119 --> 00:55:45.760
funny. No, okay, so
no, not stand up, No,

792
00:55:45.760 --> 00:55:49.519
not in front of a crowd,
because no, not stand up. Nor

793
00:55:51.960 --> 00:55:54.039
let's go back even further, not
even to OJ. Let's go back to

794
00:55:54.639 --> 00:56:00.800
let's go back to the cops that
beat up Rodney King because and why I

795
00:56:00.880 --> 00:56:05.840
say that, or the guy that
filmed it happen, because if he didn't

796
00:56:05.840 --> 00:56:09.000
film it happening, because that is
connected to why OJ even got off in

797
00:56:09.039 --> 00:56:13.920
the first place and white things got
same year. Yeah, So the way

798
00:56:13.960 --> 00:56:17.480
that there was so much bullshit from
that that the jury there there was no

799
00:56:17.519 --> 00:56:21.199
there. It was like it's payback, We're gonna get this nigga off because

800
00:56:22.000 --> 00:56:25.280
the jury was scared that would be
another ride like that, and La couldn't

801
00:56:25.320 --> 00:56:29.719
take another one other thing. La
proper couldn't take another ride like that,

802
00:56:30.320 --> 00:56:34.559
but it would have been across the
country. I think it's maybe a little

803
00:56:34.559 --> 00:56:37.559
bit weak both. It was kind
of like the sentiments of obviously the racist

804
00:56:37.800 --> 00:56:44.800
uh Mark Furman clearly racists. There
was when it makes it worse is that

805
00:56:44.880 --> 00:56:49.599
if so, this is gonna sound
and suck and people are gonna deny it.

806
00:56:49.880 --> 00:56:54.679
But a lot of white people didn't
believe the degree of police brutality that

807
00:56:54.800 --> 00:57:00.599
was happening, especially in the nineties, to black people, until that shit

808
00:57:00.760 --> 00:57:05.199
became public knowledge. Yep, because
people in New York were talking about that

809
00:57:05.239 --> 00:57:08.599
shit all the time, and then
they saw it happen and this guy recorded

810
00:57:08.719 --> 00:57:14.760
because that guy beat him, like
Ronne King got beat so bad it was

811
00:57:14.840 --> 00:57:20.679
like almost ridiculous. There was like
almost you know what's you know what's crazy

812
00:57:20.679 --> 00:57:23.440
about that too? Is that like
that that was so shocking that it like

813
00:57:23.639 --> 00:57:28.559
was headlined, that was like national
like that was like a big deal.

814
00:57:28.840 --> 00:57:31.840
And now like every day I see
videos of police like doing fuck shit,

815
00:57:32.000 --> 00:57:37.239
like and no one it's really sad. Like I saw a video yesterday that

816
00:57:37.360 --> 00:57:38.880
was like that that came across my
time, or like two days ago,

817
00:57:39.360 --> 00:57:44.920
of some dude walking in to the
house. This lady calls nine to one

818
00:57:45.159 --> 00:57:46.960
for some fucking reason. I don't
know why, but like they're coming out

819
00:57:47.000 --> 00:57:50.679
to greet the cops and there's like
a dog or whatever, and it comes

820
00:57:50.679 --> 00:57:52.599
out and the cops like, you
keep that dog away, I'm gonna shoot

821
00:57:52.639 --> 00:57:55.239
that dog. And immediately I'm like, why are these Why are these Why

822
00:57:55.239 --> 00:57:59.280
are they so horny for shooting dogs? They don't get it, And so

823
00:57:59.320 --> 00:58:05.840
he shoots at the dog, misses
and hits the person who called the cups,

824
00:58:06.400 --> 00:58:09.559
and she's screaming, and she's screaming, She's like, you shot me,

825
00:58:09.599 --> 00:58:15.360
and then he goes, I didn't
shoot you. He literally says he

826
00:58:15.159 --> 00:58:19.039
said that, Like I watched the
video. He said, I didn't shoot

827
00:58:19.079 --> 00:58:27.960
you. This this this intelligible eight
this fuck. It's unbelievable, how it

828
00:58:28.119 --> 00:58:34.159
is unbelievable, how inept these police
officers are. Man, It's like,

829
00:58:34.239 --> 00:58:37.599
you guys are supposed to be our
saviors, and you guys are as dumb

830
00:58:37.639 --> 00:58:43.840
as rocks. Bro It's more unbelievable. I want to go that there's a

831
00:58:43.920 --> 00:58:49.559
kid with a gun in there you're
talking to my going there, I don't

832
00:58:50.199 --> 00:58:55.159
I can't believe that that is actually
a moment in our history. Like that

833
00:58:55.280 --> 00:59:00.760
is, that doesn't seem real.
You tell somebody that store and they're like

834
00:59:00.800 --> 00:59:04.280
that, that's not that's not true. That wouldn't happen. Like if you

835
00:59:04.559 --> 00:59:07.639
if if you were on Who's smarter
than the fifth grader? The fifth grader

836
00:59:07.679 --> 00:59:10.760
would be like, that didn't really
happen. You'd be like, oh that

837
00:59:10.760 --> 00:59:14.559
that could get you, dude,
not to mention the whole did you guys

838
00:59:14.599 --> 00:59:17.480
here with whole Kayson that ship?
Yeah? Oh yeah? Uh in Union

839
00:59:17.519 --> 00:59:21.800
Square? He fucking of course in
New York. That's why I hate New

840
00:59:21.840 --> 00:59:22.880
York. That's why. That's why, that's why I fell out of love

841
00:59:22.880 --> 00:59:25.519
with New York because New new York
is not what it was when I was

842
00:59:25.599 --> 00:59:29.519
younger. What are you talking about? This stuff used to happen. All

843
00:59:29.639 --> 00:59:31.079
that would not have happened. That
would have not have happened back in the

844
00:59:31.159 --> 00:59:34.519
day. Kinson It absolutely would have
happened back in the day. The only

845
00:59:34.559 --> 00:59:37.079
difference is we have the internet now. If we had the internet back in

846
00:59:37.119 --> 00:59:38.280
the day to the same degree that
we have it now, it would have

847
00:59:38.360 --> 00:59:43.280
absolutely happened. It absolutely would have
they. I don't know if you remember

848
00:59:43.320 --> 00:59:45.480
this two thousand and one and two
thousand and one people flew planes into the

849
00:59:45.519 --> 00:59:50.280
fucking Twin Towers. Yes, they
were from New York and Chris, they

850
00:59:50.320 --> 00:59:53.599
were from New York. Chris,
they're from Afghanistan. Is not from New

851
00:59:53.679 --> 01:00:00.440
York. He is than you are. And I I was like, he's

852
01:00:00.480 --> 01:00:02.239
from New York. He's more New
york Is than we are. He's not

853
01:00:02.280 --> 01:00:07.679
from New York. We don't Chris, Chris, Chris, he is Chris.

854
01:00:07.679 --> 01:00:10.199
He's more of a New York than
both of we are. He stayed

855
01:00:10.239 --> 01:00:14.559
there longer than both of us did. Is it true that he didn't even

856
01:00:14.639 --> 01:00:19.360
have PS five when he promised them? I heard that he had. Some

857
01:00:19.360 --> 01:00:20.920
people were saying he didn't have it, and he was like, are you

858
01:00:20.920 --> 01:00:25.760
serious. That's the nature of the
modern internet world. That's why that's what

859
01:00:25.800 --> 01:00:31.719
people do now. They're like,
I'm sure, where do you? Where

860
01:00:31.719 --> 01:00:35.920
do you? I didn't even think
about where where do you stand? On

861
01:00:36.000 --> 01:00:39.440
the thing. He didn't. He
didn't tend to do that. But you

862
01:00:39.519 --> 01:00:43.239
still have to as a as a
as a creator, you gotta still be

863
01:00:43.280 --> 01:00:46.480
aware that, like if we lived
in a perfect world, people wouldn't be

864
01:00:46.519 --> 01:00:50.679
stupid enough to do shit like that, you know, people wouldn't people would

865
01:00:50.679 --> 01:00:54.360
be able to control themselves. But
it's also New York and New York niggas

866
01:00:54.440 --> 01:00:58.760
suck, you know, like people
we we I hate to say it.

867
01:00:59.000 --> 01:01:01.519
I love my home, but whenever
there's gonna be some shit, people acting

868
01:01:01.559 --> 01:01:04.440
a fool, there's gonna be some
New York to get over there that I

869
01:01:04.480 --> 01:01:07.599
would have sights the on trying to
get come up on some shit he didn't

870
01:01:07.639 --> 01:01:10.039
need to come up on. So
at the same time, it's this like

871
01:01:10.360 --> 01:01:15.400
he could have he could have orchestraated
it better. But at the same time,

872
01:01:15.400 --> 01:01:21.880
it's like he didn't intend to do
that. I fucking completely disagree.

873
01:01:22.559 --> 01:01:28.760
I completely disagree. So here's here's
because I am a fraction of his size,

874
01:01:29.760 --> 01:01:35.599
and when I organized a meet up
in fucking Union Square, way more

875
01:01:35.639 --> 01:01:38.360
people showed up than I anticipated.
And it wasn't like a fucking riot.

876
01:01:38.360 --> 01:01:42.519
It wasn't like a big like problem
like where people were getting jumping on cars

877
01:01:42.519 --> 01:01:45.639
and shit, but it was like
way more than I anticipated. And that

878
01:01:45.760 --> 01:01:49.880
was by the way, with thirty
minutes. Notice like like thirty minutes,

879
01:01:49.960 --> 01:01:51.960
like out of nowhere, like,
hey, in thirty minutes, I'll be

880
01:01:52.000 --> 01:01:55.320
in Time not Time Square, in
Union Square, and like dozens of people

881
01:01:55.360 --> 01:02:00.000
showed up, and I remember being
like, this is and by the way,

882
01:02:00.199 --> 01:02:02.480
we moved away too, so like
they were probably people showing up there

883
01:02:02.599 --> 01:02:06.880
later after I had left, and
so like knowing that at a fraction of

884
01:02:06.920 --> 01:02:13.840
where like where I am, where
he is, he ab so lutely knew

885
01:02:14.360 --> 01:02:19.199
that it would be a fucking disaster
to have that many people getting up in

886
01:02:20.239 --> 01:02:24.440
chasing electronics electronics that people specifically can't
get their hands on. It couldn't have

887
01:02:24.480 --> 01:02:30.039
gotten their hands on for like for
years at this point. Expensive he's if

888
01:02:30.079 --> 01:02:34.320
he's from New York, he should
know what the fuck that means. If

889
01:02:34.360 --> 01:02:37.840
he That's why I don't believe it. Like only an out of state person

890
01:02:37.280 --> 01:02:42.719
could do that in Manhattan and not
expect the fucking what happened. It's insane

891
01:02:43.880 --> 01:02:47.159
baffling. Here's the thing. Here's
the thing, though, I think you

892
01:02:47.320 --> 01:02:52.480
underestimate how stupid that guy is.
That's crazy. I've watched I watched a

893
01:02:52.480 --> 01:02:57.360
few clips of him. Idiot.
He's really really stupid. And here's the

894
01:02:57.360 --> 01:03:00.400
thing. Wait, wait, wait, he's a twitch streamer, right that

895
01:03:00.639 --> 01:03:05.960
he mainly does twitch like You'll have
You'll have like one hundred thousand current viewers

896
01:03:05.960 --> 01:03:13.679
and stuff. He's very Here's here's
the thing. Hold on, hold on,

897
01:03:13.679 --> 01:03:16.360
hold on, hold on. But
here's the thing I don't because he

898
01:03:16.400 --> 01:03:21.079
has people, he works with,
he has management. This is the thing

899
01:03:21.079 --> 01:03:22.000
that trips me out. And this
isn't thing. Okay. I wanted to

900
01:03:22.079 --> 01:03:27.800
kind of just to support my argument. I've always been extremely skeptical of and

901
01:03:27.880 --> 01:03:31.880
I still am of the Logan Paul
suicide Force thing because of the amount of

902
01:03:31.880 --> 01:03:35.800
people involved. I was. I
had a harder time believing that there's no

903
01:03:35.840 --> 01:03:39.159
way that this ship was real and
it's still made it onto YouTube and everything.

904
01:03:39.519 --> 01:03:45.119
However, I'm like, you know, his posse or probably all retarded

905
01:03:45.159 --> 01:03:49.159
too, so it is possible that
this could make it onto YouTube and stuff

906
01:03:49.199 --> 01:03:51.800
like that. But the one thing
that makes me think it's still fake is

907
01:03:51.840 --> 01:03:55.480
because there was no name, there
was no family that came for there was

908
01:03:55.519 --> 01:03:59.079
nothing, there was no donations,
there was nothing. It still seems fake

909
01:03:59.119 --> 01:04:01.039
to me. However, for the
part of it to where I say,

910
01:04:01.159 --> 01:04:03.840
I don't believe that people would be
this dumb to put it up. I've

911
01:04:03.840 --> 01:04:08.679
stepped back from that argument because I
think about this situation with Kai Sinette,

912
01:04:09.000 --> 01:04:12.559
where he has management, the people
that were with him, and everyone,

913
01:04:12.760 --> 01:04:15.480
not one person was like, this
is the dumbest fucking thing. We have

914
01:04:15.519 --> 01:04:18.760
no permits, we have no venue, which you would need really to How

915
01:04:18.920 --> 01:04:21.559
is that many people you'd want to
venue? With security and stuff. You

916
01:04:21.599 --> 01:04:26.400
can't just have it be open.
That is so astronomically stupid. And I

917
01:04:26.440 --> 01:04:30.800
don't expect that idiot to think about
that shit. But people surrounding him to

918
01:04:30.920 --> 01:04:32.639
be like, hey, obviously we
can't do this, And I was like,

919
01:04:32.679 --> 01:04:39.519
not one person was like, uh, it's such an obvious thing that

920
01:04:39.559 --> 01:04:44.599
will like it's It's so difficult for
me to believe that a thinking adult could

921
01:04:44.719 --> 01:04:46.159
not anticipate this happening, because of
course, no, no, no,

922
01:04:46.800 --> 01:04:54.719
you know I have five hundred free
ps fives in a Times square? Are

923
01:04:54.760 --> 01:04:58.960
you crazy? I don't think I
wouldn't. I would not have. I'm

924
01:04:59.000 --> 01:05:01.039
a person of me. I would
never you wouldn't think that. But I

925
01:05:01.079 --> 01:05:03.079
think it would be a lot of
people. It would be a lot of

926
01:05:03.119 --> 01:05:05.760
people that would come there and at
all right, cool, I would assume

927
01:05:05.800 --> 01:05:12.480
because because you would just you you're
thinking of you fan base. My audience,

928
01:05:12.559 --> 01:05:14.159
right, my audience right now,
they would not come there, and

929
01:05:14.159 --> 01:05:16.679
they're not right. You would hear
fuck shit, you would see funck shit,

930
01:05:16.760 --> 01:05:20.039
but it wouldn't be a riot.
The thing about his audience that his

931
01:05:20.079 --> 01:05:30.639
audience is a month of young dumb. They all were and they're they're they're

932
01:05:30.639 --> 01:05:33.039
what they're what New York became and
not what it was. That's the thing.

933
01:05:33.079 --> 01:05:35.960
We're different generations, you know,
my generation. I don't think people

934
01:05:35.960 --> 01:05:40.280
would have done that shit. I
really I think they would have come there,

935
01:05:40.320 --> 01:05:42.519
and I think something would have probably
happened, like it would have gotten

936
01:05:42.559 --> 01:05:45.239
crazy in some way, like maybe
a fight broke out or two something like

937
01:05:45.280 --> 01:05:48.480
that, but not a riot.
I don't. I don't think because you

938
01:05:48.639 --> 01:05:53.280
can't have you have faith faith in
your fan base. Can you imagine your

939
01:05:53.840 --> 01:05:58.280
Chris your fan base now, I'm
saying specifically people that know you, because

940
01:05:58.280 --> 01:06:01.440
these were people that specifically knew him
and they were hanging off of cars and

941
01:06:01.679 --> 01:06:04.320
stealing a shit like, do you
think that your fans would do that?

942
01:06:04.360 --> 01:06:09.440
Though? I don't think. I
feel like I don't think my fans would

943
01:06:09.480 --> 01:06:13.320
do it, But I do think
if let's if we just were rewind the

944
01:06:13.559 --> 01:06:15.239
clock of this exact I don't think
it's like a generational thing, is what

945
01:06:15.280 --> 01:06:18.159
I'm saying. I think if we
re around the block and we and we

946
01:06:18.239 --> 01:06:23.480
had twitch, and we had fucking
Kaysenet in the fucking two thousands and like

947
01:06:23.639 --> 01:06:26.360
we were growing up around that time, I think they would be the same

948
01:06:26.400 --> 01:06:29.079
people there. It would, it
would, It wouldn't be a I don't

949
01:06:29.079 --> 01:06:30.920
think there's like a generational divide in
that sense. I think these are twitch.

950
01:06:31.239 --> 01:06:35.079
It's these are twitch audience to spend
like every single day watching these people.

951
01:06:35.119 --> 01:06:38.920
They're like, that's my friend Kai, I love him. Oh he's

952
01:06:38.920 --> 01:06:43.039
getting away free ps And by the
way, Kaysenz streams Kaysenate streams, it's

953
01:06:43.039 --> 01:06:46.440
all him like lighting fires in his
houses or like fucking doing like absurd buck

954
01:06:46.519 --> 01:06:51.480
wild shit. So of course when
they meet in person building like thousands of

955
01:06:51.519 --> 01:06:55.480
them in person in Times Square or
not Time Square, Union Square, they're

956
01:06:55.480 --> 01:06:58.760
gonna do some fucking buck wild shit. My honest is probably gonna be like,

957
01:06:59.039 --> 01:07:01.400
hey, they're probably gonna be like
scalping, like I don't know,

958
01:07:01.440 --> 01:07:04.480
Like they're probably gonna bring like some
bleach bottles or like video games for me

959
01:07:04.519 --> 01:07:10.360
to sign or like, it's a
completely different audience and it's a completely different

960
01:07:11.320 --> 01:07:16.760
parasocial situation there the audience makes the
biggest Yeah, but but also beyond that,

961
01:07:17.000 --> 01:07:23.920
I just generally and this is kind
of infecting me a lot more as

962
01:07:23.920 --> 01:07:28.800
time goes on, and I'm starting
to like digest a lot more content from

963
01:07:28.800 --> 01:07:31.000
from just outside of the spheres that
I normally digest content from. I've I've

964
01:07:31.039 --> 01:07:33.480
been seeing a lot of twitch streamers. I've been seeing a lot of YouTubers.

965
01:07:33.599 --> 01:07:39.480
It's getting to the point where,
like I'm really starting to respect people

966
01:07:39.639 --> 01:07:45.360
like fucking like Logan Paul and like
Jake Paul because when they were doing some

967
01:07:45.480 --> 01:07:49.880
wild shit, at the very least
they were making a video on it and

968
01:07:49.920 --> 01:07:55.000
they were like having edited, like
it was like at least fucking edited,

969
01:07:55.079 --> 01:07:57.920
and actually there was actually at least
there was some amount of work put into

970
01:07:57.960 --> 01:08:01.639
it and planned. But this shit
is like, oh, I'm gonna sit

971
01:08:01.639 --> 01:08:04.119
in front of It's like XQUC shit
where it's like I'm gonna sit in front

972
01:08:04.119 --> 01:08:09.880
of other people's videos while they play
talk so fast that I sound completely fucking

973
01:08:09.920 --> 01:08:15.519
disabled. And and that's gonna be
with him, bro, dude, he

974
01:08:15.960 --> 01:08:21.720
he, he repeatedly says the stupidest
shit. Can't. I don't know how

975
01:08:21.720 --> 01:08:25.840
he has a fan base, Like, I don't get how he has fans

976
01:08:25.840 --> 01:08:29.520
Like, feel like you have too
much faith in humanity? Brother, I

977
01:08:29.720 --> 01:08:31.119
like, I don't even as a
kid, I'm like, I don't know

978
01:08:31.279 --> 01:08:36.560
what this guy's saying. Channel.
What is George Carlin's quote about people?

979
01:08:38.560 --> 01:08:44.199
Like basically, you know what it
is likely but I know, right,

980
01:08:44.279 --> 01:08:46.800
But the paraphrase about like how stupid
people are, Like, it's basically it's

981
01:08:46.800 --> 01:08:51.880
just like how stupid people, how
dummy think people are. They're like way

982
01:08:53.000 --> 01:08:57.439
stupider than that. And it's very
true when you just when you take a

983
01:08:57.479 --> 01:08:59.560
step back, when you when you
fail a little, people like how did

984
01:08:59.560 --> 01:09:01.399
this guy that thing happened? Like, people are dumb as fuck. Think

985
01:09:01.439 --> 01:09:06.960
about just think about the amount of
people, the tens of millions of people

986
01:09:08.199 --> 01:09:14.199
that genuinely think the election was stolen. QAnon's a real thing. There's this

987
01:09:14.479 --> 01:09:17.720
the weirdest, wildest, wacky shit
that is just people living their everyday lives

988
01:09:17.720 --> 01:09:21.359
and like, yep, even though
there is just mounds of evidence to the

989
01:09:21.399 --> 01:09:27.000
contrary, they're just dumb. Then
you can't do anything about it. You

990
01:09:27.079 --> 01:09:31.680
have Kaisonat, who's just an entertaining
guy who's incredibly stupid, where I saw

991
01:09:31.720 --> 01:09:34.319
some of his content because of this
whole thing, and I was like,

992
01:09:34.359 --> 01:09:38.640
Wow, this guy is really dumb. It is it is? It kind

993
01:09:38.680 --> 01:09:42.600
of actually shocking that he's alive.
He hasn't been killed, like someone hasn't

994
01:09:42.640 --> 01:09:45.960
killed. I don't think. I
just think he's a young kid. He's

995
01:09:45.960 --> 01:09:48.880
a young kid. He's not very
he's in his twenties. He's calling him

996
01:09:48.880 --> 01:09:54.399
a kids like, really dumb,
he's not. He's a young man.

997
01:09:55.000 --> 01:09:58.600
I just don't like there are levels
of a lot of people. There's levels

998
01:09:58.600 --> 01:10:00.239
to this ship man. When I
was in my tw I never did anything

999
01:10:00.279 --> 01:10:03.439
that fucking stupid. They just feel
like I don't think I did. I

1000
01:10:03.479 --> 01:10:05.640
don't think I did either. I
think of my twenties, I wasn't really

1001
01:10:05.760 --> 01:10:10.199
an idiot. I wasn't really doing
shit that's endangering people. But the thing

1002
01:10:10.359 --> 01:10:13.439
is that, like the thing is
that like I just I just don't I

1003
01:10:13.479 --> 01:10:17.119
just don't think. I don't always
think the people on this this this Internet

1004
01:10:17.159 --> 01:10:21.960
era of people, I don't think
they have a tangible knowledge of the numbers

1005
01:10:23.520 --> 01:10:26.439
and the influence they really have.
They just don't have a tangible number.

1006
01:10:26.880 --> 01:10:30.000
I feel like we don't either,
but we think we do because at the

1007
01:10:30.039 --> 01:10:32.239
live show, right when we got
to the live show we went, when

1008
01:10:32.239 --> 01:10:39.039
I got it on that stage and
there was a venue full of people to

1009
01:10:39.079 --> 01:10:44.399
see us, made my mind skip
a few times. Yeah, I mean

1010
01:10:44.439 --> 01:10:47.479
I was just like, oh shit, I will save people. Yeah,

1011
01:10:47.520 --> 01:10:51.199
go ahead, now I's gonna say
it's weird to put faces because that.

1012
01:10:53.119 --> 01:10:55.960
Yeah, I think I think he
just didn't do that. He was probably

1013
01:10:56.239 --> 01:11:00.439
do this are probably Yeah, I
will say for sure, I agree with

1014
01:11:00.479 --> 01:11:01.760
that because you know what I do, and he probably does the same thing.

1015
01:11:02.039 --> 01:11:04.840
He probably does the same thing as
everybody else. Every other person that

1016
01:11:04.960 --> 01:11:10.479
is that has an audience and viewers
and listeners and whatnot. They compare to

1017
01:11:10.520 --> 01:11:13.239
other people that are way bigger than
them, So then you don't seem as

1018
01:11:13.239 --> 01:11:16.119
big. Because when I was thinking
about where my main channel is right now,

1019
01:11:16.680 --> 01:11:20.039
where I was like, oh,
my videos, I let the channel

1020
01:11:20.079 --> 01:11:24.560
die to the point where I was
averaging like seven to nine thousand views or

1021
01:11:24.600 --> 01:11:27.520
whatever, like channel is pretty much
dead. But then when I started thinking

1022
01:11:27.520 --> 01:11:30.359
about, like, you know,
sometimes the videos will get up to like

1023
01:11:30.439 --> 01:11:32.800
fourteen thousand whatever they So I'm like
that that's a fucking arena. That's an

1024
01:11:32.800 --> 01:11:36.079
arena full of people still watching.
When you kind of have a perspective,

1025
01:11:36.319 --> 01:11:39.319
like think of it like this,
right, Like there are times when I

1026
01:11:39.359 --> 01:11:41.920
do tweets or I do tweets thnumbers
they get like a thousand, they get

1027
01:11:41.960 --> 01:11:45.439
like they get one hundred, they
get less than a hundred of the Imagine

1028
01:11:45.239 --> 01:11:48.439
if right now you made a tweet
like oh, I'm gonna be at the

1029
01:11:48.840 --> 01:11:53.840
at the PF changs on on Walton
and Sun like that, come meet up

1030
01:11:54.760 --> 01:12:00.520
and two hundred people show up there. That's a lot of the people,

1031
01:12:00.000 --> 01:12:03.720
a lot of interaction, dude.
You know, like just you don't understand

1032
01:12:03.760 --> 01:12:08.479
it. You don't get it until
you're like, oh shit, yeah that

1033
01:12:08.560 --> 01:12:12.760
was crazy. You know what I
think about I think I think, sorry,

1034
01:12:12.760 --> 01:12:16.000
go ahead, dude, I just
say that's what that's what that was

1035
01:12:16.239 --> 01:12:19.000
was so good about. Vicon was
actually like putting that in perspective where it's

1036
01:12:19.039 --> 01:12:21.159
like, oh, okay, because
I remember there was a point where like

1037
01:12:21.159 --> 01:12:24.680
we would I remember who was a
part of the group or not, but

1038
01:12:24.720 --> 01:12:27.239
like we would go okay, we
would go to Vicon, we'd meet up

1039
01:12:27.239 --> 01:12:29.119
with people and they would go like, all right, let's go to fucking

1040
01:12:29.279 --> 01:12:31.800
cheesecake factory with like just the creators
and our friends and stuff, and then

1041
01:12:31.800 --> 01:12:42.119
we would be followed by like a
hundred people. Guys we get I specifically

1042
01:12:42.119 --> 01:12:45.760
remember some sweaty beard guy that I
was made me really nervous, or some

1043
01:12:45.960 --> 01:12:51.199
guy that was sweating profusely and I'm
like he looked like he was fucking thirteen,

1044
01:12:51.319 --> 01:12:55.279
but you have like a huge beard, And I was like, I

1045
01:12:55.279 --> 01:12:58.079
don't know about this guy that's like
that. It's like that whoto of that's

1046
01:12:58.159 --> 01:13:01.680
it's like that photo of Leafy where
like you, it's like, this is

1047
01:13:01.720 --> 01:13:05.239
a photo going around that looks and
I understand this is going to sound weird,

1048
01:13:05.319 --> 01:13:10.159
but there's a photo of Leafy going
around that looks like if a baby

1049
01:13:10.319 --> 01:13:15.359
could be a pedophile. It's like
a really fucking bizarre photo. Like it's

1050
01:13:15.359 --> 01:13:19.600
a really I've seen that photo.
And it's like you remember you remember hot

1051
01:13:19.760 --> 01:13:24.439
so guys, Look you remember Commander
Kelly even remember you remember in original X

1052
01:13:24.479 --> 01:13:28.680
Men movie when they turned that dude
that wasn't mute into a mutant. Yes,

1053
01:13:29.239 --> 01:13:31.720
he looks like that's happening to him
where he was just starting to droop

1054
01:13:31.960 --> 01:13:39.199
when he was he was on the
table. Yeah, it's like, I

1055
01:13:39.239 --> 01:13:41.760
don't know what happened to buddy.
Man. He made all that money from

1056
01:13:41.800 --> 01:13:45.439
YouTube and he just I don't know
he started he's streaming. Last time I

1057
01:13:45.439 --> 01:13:51.600
heard of him, he was streaming
with the degenerates like Ethan Ralph and uh.

1058
01:13:53.560 --> 01:13:56.279
I was like, I was like, how is this How did this

1059
01:13:56.319 --> 01:14:02.600
guy get connected with these people?
I didn't even I don't know. Is

1060
01:14:02.640 --> 01:14:06.560
this gate? Is this guy fucking
returned? Is this kid he doesn't even

1061
01:14:06.600 --> 01:14:11.359
know how to surf it? See
us go like I do Wow, Yeah,

1062
01:14:11.399 --> 01:14:13.720
I don't know, man, he
uh he, I don't know,

1063
01:14:13.760 --> 01:14:17.399
man. Some people choose interesting fucking
pads. Man. Yeah. And the

1064
01:14:17.399 --> 01:14:23.520
thing with XUC two is like that's
an ongoing situation too, because I saw

1065
01:14:23.560 --> 01:14:27.520
that debate that he did with Ethan
H three and it was yeah, it

1066
01:14:27.640 --> 01:14:38.760
was I I'm consistently impressed by how
unintelligent your average streamer is. And by

1067
01:14:38.800 --> 01:14:42.960
the way, I understand that there's
a huge bias here, but even just

1068
01:14:43.079 --> 01:14:48.079
in comparison to the YouTubers that I
meet, you know, I see on

1069
01:14:48.119 --> 01:14:53.239
the street. I'm saying, like
when we went to when we went to

1070
01:14:53.279 --> 01:14:56.439
Creator Clash, right we went when
we went to Create a Clash, I

1071
01:14:56.560 --> 01:15:00.960
specifically remember like like hanging out with
like act Man and Luke and these guys

1072
01:15:00.960 --> 01:15:06.199
and they're just like they're normal,
and then you kind of meet a streamer

1073
01:15:06.560 --> 01:15:12.439
and you could tell that something's off
immediately, like there's something that's like there's

1074
01:15:12.479 --> 01:15:17.399
nothing there or like nothing. That's
what it feels like. Even remember what's

1075
01:15:17.439 --> 01:15:23.760
the one, the big booby one
with the yeah yeah, Well she was

1076
01:15:23.760 --> 01:15:26.720
there, right, it was her. She felt hollow like looking at her,

1077
01:15:28.079 --> 01:15:31.479
I don't no, No, her
friend was there and I was like,

1078
01:15:32.000 --> 01:15:34.840
she just felt like she was a
ghost. I was like, what

1079
01:15:34.960 --> 01:15:41.319
is what is this work? She
was working the event, but like I

1080
01:15:41.439 --> 01:15:44.359
feel like, yeah, I get
that. But also it's it's it's there's

1081
01:15:44.399 --> 01:15:46.319
something about it, man, I
think it. I think it's being live

1082
01:15:46.359 --> 01:15:49.399
all the time just SAPs your energy, so like when you're talking, you

1083
01:15:49.479 --> 01:15:53.079
just don't have any grief. I
think that's what it is. I feel

1084
01:15:53.079 --> 01:15:56.760
like I feel like I feel like
I feel like being a streamer doesn't exactly

1085
01:15:56.760 --> 01:16:00.520
require personality. No, no,
it doesn't can say, obviously not obviously

1086
01:16:00.560 --> 01:16:06.039
not obviously not obviously not if XQUC
is as big as he is, obviously

1087
01:16:06.119 --> 01:16:11.600
not. Dude. Let me let
me give you an give you an idea

1088
01:16:11.600 --> 01:16:24.119
of what NEXTUC you sound like him? It what he dinner? What the

1089
01:16:24.159 --> 01:16:35.920
fuck? And then he leaves makes
me he literally got up and walked away.

1090
01:16:36.119 --> 01:16:40.239
There's always do it. There's something
that's always rubbed me the wrong way.

1091
01:16:40.239 --> 01:16:42.680
I don't know if you guys feel
the same way about this, but

1092
01:16:42.840 --> 01:16:46.479
the way that people address the chat
as like this overall arching thing, like

1093
01:16:46.520 --> 01:16:55.279
hey, chat, it reminds me
of the way that like the Kids shows

1094
01:16:55.319 --> 01:16:58.680
and Nick Junior, the way that
they would talk to the screen. It

1095
01:16:58.760 --> 01:17:02.039
just feels like like, I don't
know, like condescending, and it's like

1096
01:17:02.399 --> 01:17:08.800
he's going chat and I'm like that
You've definitely I've definitely referred to chat out

1097
01:17:08.800 --> 01:17:12.239
of convenience. But it is weird. It is weird. It just feels

1098
01:17:12.279 --> 01:17:15.239
weird because I understand that's the normal
thing to do, but it's just like

1099
01:17:15.640 --> 01:17:20.239
it almost feels like we're I even
uh, in my I started doing I

1100
01:17:20.279 --> 01:17:23.920
turned my Derek Blackman channel in a
commentary. I was like, fuck,

1101
01:17:23.960 --> 01:17:27.720
I'm gonna throw commentary vaders on there, just throw up like moded stuff like

1102
01:17:28.279 --> 01:17:30.920
I even. I was like,
I'm gonna subtly put nudity in there too,

1103
01:17:30.319 --> 01:17:34.680
like us what's his name? Sadler
from Resuble four, Like he has

1104
01:17:34.720 --> 01:17:38.640
like a fucking heart on and like
you could briefly see it, and I'm

1105
01:17:38.680 --> 01:17:42.159
just like I want to. I
just want it'll be. It's so brief

1106
01:17:42.199 --> 01:17:44.680
that I won't get flagged. I
won't get flagged. It's so brief.

1107
01:17:44.800 --> 01:17:47.760
I don't get on. I've seen
I've seen it. He's got a rifle

1108
01:17:47.800 --> 01:17:50.439
on him. Bros, Like,
what's going on here? Which he is

1109
01:17:50.479 --> 01:17:59.600
subliminally you're subliminally flash banging people and
like fucking residue like one frame dude,

1110
01:18:00.239 --> 01:18:02.920
when you post the resubu shit on
fucking Twitter, And this is Chris Redfield

1111
01:18:02.960 --> 01:18:08.359
with his his dick is opening doors
for him. I'm like, Derek,

1112
01:18:08.479 --> 01:18:12.640
what are you doing with? What
if? I've got way too many likes?

1113
01:18:12.680 --> 01:18:14.680
I don't even. I was like, what's going on here? My

1114
01:18:14.760 --> 01:18:16.920
thing, my thing about that is
that how do you My thing is like

1115
01:18:16.960 --> 01:18:19.920
how do you like? I have
mods on balders here right now, right

1116
01:18:19.920 --> 01:18:23.079
now, I'm playing without the mods. The next I put through the game,

1117
01:18:27.039 --> 01:18:30.039
why do you need that? Even
because there's already assent and more and

1118
01:18:30.119 --> 01:18:35.720
more more always more like no way
more more larger, larger, titty,

1119
01:18:35.960 --> 01:18:45.279
bigger, hip, more ass it's
more good. But what you can I

1120
01:18:45.239 --> 01:18:46.439
ask something? What do you?
What are you playing as in bald Year

1121
01:18:46.479 --> 01:18:50.079
right now? My my my class? Yeah? Who are like? What

1122
01:18:50.079 --> 01:18:56.960
are you? I'm a half off
Forringer right now? Are you? Girls?

1123
01:18:57.560 --> 01:19:04.560
Guy? The guy I'm trying about
the fling bitch broach brost. First

1124
01:19:04.600 --> 01:19:09.079
you gotta be you gotta be like
someone that lays the pipe, and then

1125
01:19:09.119 --> 01:19:13.359
the next one you experiment exactly exactly. Women. I always plays women in

1126
01:19:13.399 --> 01:19:15.479
these these games. I don't know, yeah, because I don't want to

1127
01:19:15.560 --> 01:19:18.560
romance dudes and shit, I'm like, nah, I'm sucking everybody. I'm

1128
01:19:18.560 --> 01:19:21.880
sucking everybody. I'm sucking everybody.
I'm halfway through fucking everybody. I'm fucking

1129
01:19:21.880 --> 01:19:27.560
everyone. Can see my second character
fucks everybody. My first character just does

1130
01:19:27.920 --> 01:19:31.520
the degenerate shit that I would only
do. You know, so likes we

1131
01:19:31.680 --> 01:19:36.039
fucking everybody. There's no there's no
stone on turn bro I'm sucking the bear,

1132
01:19:36.159 --> 01:19:40.840
dude, too, Bro, I'm
getting him next. NA. I

1133
01:19:40.840 --> 01:19:45.079
would always, I would always rejects
underwear and put him in fucking Garrett's inventory

1134
01:19:45.159 --> 01:19:50.600
or whatever the fuck his name is. Imagine if you could get people in

1135
01:19:50.640 --> 01:19:53.359
trouble for that, that'd be amazing. If you could, like if you

1136
01:19:53.359 --> 01:19:56.399
could just steal underwear from people and
like put him in someone's pocket and then

1137
01:19:56.439 --> 01:20:00.920
like tell on them. Oh my, you can if you play real live

1138
01:20:00.960 --> 01:20:05.000
bitch. I mean that's true.
Yeah, that's true. You Actually you're

1139
01:20:05.000 --> 01:20:06.920
in town. We're gonna play DND. We're gonna play the Indi one,

1140
01:20:06.920 --> 01:20:12.680
which we come eat movie d Yeah. I'm gonna be a dragon born monk

1141
01:20:13.119 --> 01:20:15.079
and I'm gonna All I want to
do is just assault people. Like it

1142
01:20:15.079 --> 01:20:20.159
doesn't even matter what's happening. Just
put your hands on people. Bro.

1143
01:20:20.319 --> 01:20:27.840
That's that. I saw a clip
of some dude on Twitter kicking a squirrel

1144
01:20:27.880 --> 01:20:31.319
to death and Bather's getting it.
Fucking cracked me. I saw that too.

1145
01:20:31.399 --> 01:20:36.800
I was that made me because I
wanted to experience that. That made

1146
01:20:36.840 --> 01:20:41.560
me buy the game. That was
the one where I was like that.

1147
01:20:41.560 --> 01:20:44.239
That was. It wasn't the Nine
out of Tends. It wasn't like the

1148
01:20:44.319 --> 01:20:45.760
fucking oh, this is once in
a generation game. I saw that clip

1149
01:20:45.800 --> 01:20:48.199
and I was like, Okay,
they'll let you kick a squirrel. To

1150
01:20:48.279 --> 01:20:54.239
the degree of a bad person,
you can be in Dune and Dragons like

1151
01:20:54.359 --> 01:20:59.680
it's so cool, like in in
in in Mass Effect, Paragon is a

1152
01:21:00.239 --> 01:21:04.720
head when you when you go you're
a dick and ball in d and D

1153
01:21:04.880 --> 01:21:10.840
when you become a bad person,
you're a monster. You're the kind of

1154
01:21:10.920 --> 01:21:14.439
you're the kind of bad bad motherfucker's
that rape and pillows will be like yo,

1155
01:21:15.039 --> 01:21:18.680
easy, easy. I want to
have as least amount of companions as

1156
01:21:18.760 --> 01:21:23.680
possible, whatever is just required,
because I want to get everyone killed.

1157
01:21:23.960 --> 01:21:27.079
I want everything bad to happen.
Like on my second play through, I

1158
01:21:27.119 --> 01:21:30.640
want to make it as difficult as
a game to get through because I didn't

1159
01:21:30.680 --> 01:21:34.520
do any type of like you know, companionship and trying to make things easier

1160
01:21:34.600 --> 01:21:40.680
for myself because I want to make
sure nobody wants to travel with me other

1161
01:21:40.720 --> 01:21:43.520
than like say, I'm not fucking
enough in that game, and that's a

1162
01:21:43.560 --> 01:21:45.680
problem. I'm not fucking enough.
I'm fucking a bit, but I'm not

1163
01:21:45.760 --> 01:21:49.359
fucking enough. See what you gotta
do is yeah, well, yeah,

1164
01:21:49.399 --> 01:21:54.239
well, we'll talk already. We
gotta rank, we gotta boost that number

1165
01:21:54.279 --> 01:21:58.319
up. We gotta buff that number
up to everybody question number. By the

1166
01:21:58.319 --> 01:22:01.920
way, Patreon's doing really well right
now. So thank you all this,

1167
01:22:02.479 --> 01:22:06.079
Thank you so much. We had
some weird thing and and Ran actually brought

1168
01:22:06.079 --> 01:22:09.199
it up to my attention that like
there was some glitz going on with Patreon

1169
01:22:09.279 --> 01:22:11.840
where like I guess, like a
there was some payment glitch or something where

1170
01:22:11.840 --> 01:22:15.199
like a bunch of people got kicked
off and then apparently it I guess,

1171
01:22:15.279 --> 01:22:17.800
I don't. I guess it resolved
itself or you guys resolved, and so

1172
01:22:17.840 --> 01:22:21.960
it it's pretty pretty dope. Let's
go from from what everything, everything's been

1173
01:22:21.960 --> 01:22:28.760
working pretty well. It was on
the first that had happened like once the

1174
01:22:28.840 --> 01:22:31.520
once the month rolled over, like
there was like a weird amount, like

1175
01:22:31.520 --> 01:22:34.119
there was a higher percentage missing than
normal. I was like, oh,

1176
01:22:34.119 --> 01:22:39.199
that's weird. But it turns out
it was a Patreon glitch. But thank

1177
01:22:39.239 --> 01:22:42.239
you all for supporting and I just
wanted to bring that up show some appreciation.

1178
01:22:42.560 --> 01:22:45.479
Let's bring up a swen makes my
pullout game week, Like the Taliban

1179
01:22:45.600 --> 01:22:48.159
wrote in he says, hey,
bitch, slut and whore. In high

1180
01:22:48.159 --> 01:22:51.319
school, I could look up Epstein's
flight logs on our laptops, but cool

1181
01:22:51.359 --> 01:22:56.199
math games was completely blocked. So
I asked you, what is the dumbest

1182
01:22:56.680 --> 01:23:00.359
uh Snapple related rule you had in
high school? Non snaple really rule you

1183
01:23:00.359 --> 01:23:02.399
ahead in high school? Oh,
I remember that story. I remember,

1184
01:23:02.800 --> 01:23:08.159
dude. I remember specifically in high
school. We in freshman year, we

1185
01:23:08.239 --> 01:23:12.319
had so much freedom. We had
like a ton of free like we could,

1186
01:23:12.399 --> 01:23:15.520
we could wear hats, we could
like walk on campus, we could

1187
01:23:15.600 --> 01:23:19.119
walk outside like we could we could
go across the street for lunch. And

1188
01:23:19.159 --> 01:23:23.640
by senior year it became like a
fucking dictatorship and we couldn't do any of

1189
01:23:23.680 --> 01:23:26.680
that shit like we had if we
had if we had a class on the

1190
01:23:26.720 --> 01:23:29.119
other side of the building, we
had to go through the congested halls,

1191
01:23:29.159 --> 01:23:31.760
We couldn't wear hats, We couldn't
fucking do any of the ship that we

1192
01:23:31.840 --> 01:23:36.439
used to. And it was weird
seeing that, because I feel like most

1193
01:23:36.479 --> 01:23:40.920
people don't see that transitionary period,
like most people either experienced like a high

1194
01:23:40.960 --> 01:23:44.000
school where it's like like you know, it was just buck wild the entire

1195
01:23:44.000 --> 01:23:48.079
time, or it's just been you
know North Korea the whole time, but

1196
01:23:48.119 --> 01:23:53.319
to see it actually like degrade in
front of me was really sad and freshman

1197
01:23:53.560 --> 01:23:56.640
for us, man for us on
the part of our once someone's going to

1198
01:23:56.680 --> 01:24:00.319
fucking hood. Unfortunately, we never
had freedom ever. We never ever had

1199
01:24:00.319 --> 01:24:02.800
that the We never got that kind
of freedom. I would always sneak off

1200
01:24:02.880 --> 01:24:05.399
for lunch time and go get food
every time. I would just go through

1201
01:24:05.399 --> 01:24:09.039
the back of the school and get
food. Every time we go to McDonald's,

1202
01:24:09.079 --> 01:24:11.119
we go to Kennedy Frederick, and
they could not stop me. If

1203
01:24:11.119 --> 01:24:15.520
they did, they'd have to fight
me. But but like I always did

1204
01:24:15.520 --> 01:24:17.199
it. But like I understand,
like I couldn't wear hats, we couldn't

1205
01:24:17.199 --> 01:24:23.279
have headphones on, we couldn't have
we couldn't wear certain we couldn't use we

1206
01:24:23.279 --> 01:24:27.640
couldn't wear certain jackets and stuff like
that because it's gang affiliated bullshit. It

1207
01:24:27.760 --> 01:24:32.319
was always some stupid shit. And
I understand that because like everyone everyone in

1208
01:24:32.359 --> 01:24:35.479
my school wanted to be your next
biggest thug. Everybody in my school,

1209
01:24:35.479 --> 01:24:40.840
and it was just like, come
on, guys, let's just chill.

1210
01:24:42.079 --> 01:24:45.880
We never said that abously would have
killed me. But La Kings and Oakland

1211
01:24:45.920 --> 01:24:48.600
Raiders. They wouldn't let us rock
that shit. That's because it was gang

1212
01:24:48.640 --> 01:24:51.920
affiliated. I was like, this
is the dumbest fucking thing ever that I'm

1213
01:24:51.960 --> 01:24:56.880
like, Bro, I'm we're just
sports fans. You really think us dopey,

1214
01:24:57.159 --> 01:25:00.399
dumb ass kids are fucking like even
in middle school, like you think

1215
01:25:00.159 --> 01:25:04.159
we didn't live in like, say, an area where there were some gangs.

1216
01:25:05.079 --> 01:25:10.399
But those gangs were in an area
like any of that dumb ass shit.

1217
01:25:10.520 --> 01:25:14.640
It was just like, oh,
these local you know, cholo gangs

1218
01:25:14.680 --> 01:25:17.199
like west Side, Lajabre and dumb
bullshit like that, and they were just

1219
01:25:17.279 --> 01:25:24.600
bald and wore lookes, so you
knewho the fucking thugs were exactly was.

1220
01:25:25.479 --> 01:25:30.000
Gangs are so foreign to me as
a concept, like I just I fully

1221
01:25:30.039 --> 01:25:35.159
don't understand. I never even did
like clubs in like school and shit like

1222
01:25:35.199 --> 01:25:39.000
extra, Like, I just why
would I want to be a part of

1223
01:25:39.039 --> 01:25:42.680
something like it was? It was
so confusing to me. I didn't understand

1224
01:25:42.680 --> 01:25:45.479
it. Gangs was always dumb to
me. It was always dumb for me

1225
01:25:45.520 --> 01:25:48.520
because of the fact that like my
cousin who I was racist and it was

1226
01:25:48.560 --> 01:25:53.600
in a gang he was getting affiliated
and he broke down what it was like

1227
01:25:53.680 --> 01:25:56.720
being in a gang one d per
the relation to me. He was like,

1228
01:25:56.760 --> 01:26:00.039
it sucks you away. Were the
people that you don't like you you

1229
01:26:00.159 --> 01:26:02.159
never really get out of it.
It's it's it's really not good. He

1230
01:26:02.239 --> 01:26:04.199
was like, you do it if
you need protection. Let's say, like

1231
01:26:04.199 --> 01:26:05.760
if you need if you need people
to look out for you, Like if

1232
01:26:05.760 --> 01:26:08.359
you go to a new area and
you need to look out for you,

1233
01:26:08.359 --> 01:26:10.800
you do it. But I live
here and I know you, So you're

1234
01:26:10.800 --> 01:26:13.680
not gonna get fucked because you know
me. I actually hit for you already.

1235
01:26:13.720 --> 01:26:15.479
Just don't do that. And if
you have and there's always like older

1236
01:26:15.520 --> 01:26:18.600
homies. But there's the thing I've
realized, I think it doesn't exist anymore.

1237
01:26:18.840 --> 01:26:21.720
What big homies where where Like if
you have an older homie that you

1238
01:26:21.800 --> 01:26:25.720
know, they won't let you do
that. If you're like if you have

1239
01:26:25.720 --> 01:26:27.760
another path through so I know,
but like, hey, this is not

1240
01:26:27.800 --> 01:26:30.680
a good idea. You're gonna be
putting yourself in a kind of life site

1241
01:26:30.720 --> 01:26:33.359
gonna be a part of your whole
entire existence. But for some reason,

1242
01:26:33.399 --> 01:26:38.359
I fight that looking out for your
homeboys don't exist anymore in the modern world.

1243
01:26:38.680 --> 01:26:41.680
So you're just this like twenty nine
year old due telling this thirteen ye

1244
01:26:41.680 --> 01:26:44.880
old to go sell drugs now.
I feel like that's the kind of mentality

1245
01:26:44.880 --> 01:26:47.439
we have correctly, that's crazy.
Can you want to make some money and

1246
01:26:47.439 --> 01:26:50.399
it's like yeah, all right,
cool, you gotta be getting affiliated now

1247
01:26:50.520 --> 01:26:56.199
and you'll never be able to leave
it. You're seventeen dollars. They are

1248
01:26:56.239 --> 01:27:03.199
moving this ounce of coke for me
seventy dollars. He's like, yeah,

1249
01:27:03.199 --> 01:27:05.640
I can buy a bunch of baking. It is a hubble bubble with this.

1250
01:27:06.640 --> 01:27:12.520
Yes, people are so fucked up, man. I think people have

1251
01:27:12.560 --> 01:27:15.359
gotten worse. Man. I think
people have just gotten worse over time.

1252
01:27:15.359 --> 01:27:17.319
Man, it's really sad. I
don't think people have gotten I do think

1253
01:27:17.319 --> 01:27:19.680
people have gotten worse, but I
don't. I don't think it's like unique

1254
01:27:19.720 --> 01:27:27.159
to I think it's just a natural
it's a natural byproduct of growing up.

1255
01:27:27.359 --> 01:27:30.560
It's a natural byproduct of growing up
around certain things that are now present where

1256
01:27:30.600 --> 01:27:32.319
they didn't used to be, you
know what I mean. Like, I

1257
01:27:32.600 --> 01:27:35.880
don't like the idea that like,
oh, this generation is is better because

1258
01:27:35.920 --> 01:27:39.720
they didn't do this, when in
reality, they didn't do that because they

1259
01:27:39.760 --> 01:27:45.640
just couldn't you know, like we
didn't have uh, you know, fourteen

1260
01:27:45.680 --> 01:27:50.159
year old internet celebrities in the same
way that we have them today. So

1261
01:27:50.680 --> 01:27:56.640
I don't know Soler Rodan, Solarrot, he says, Miles Morales, Miguel

1262
01:27:56.680 --> 01:28:00.079
Here and Spiderpunk long time listener.
First episode I watched was Joker Too.

1263
01:28:00.119 --> 01:28:03.560
That's a while ago. I remember
doing making the thumbnail for that first time

1264
01:28:03.640 --> 01:28:08.399
question asker, though so recently I
began playing The Binding of Isaac. So

1265
01:28:08.439 --> 01:28:12.279
what are your's opinions of it?
I don't understand it at all. I

1266
01:28:12.319 --> 01:28:15.720
like that game a lot. I
just I'm not into those games where it's

1267
01:28:15.760 --> 01:28:18.439
like the same screen over and over
again, Like I I don't like I

1268
01:28:18.760 --> 01:28:24.359
understand the I understand why people are
into it, like it's it's the same

1269
01:28:24.359 --> 01:28:29.680
reason. I assume it's a similar
reason why people like like any given I

1270
01:28:29.680 --> 01:28:31.000
don't know, like Risk or something
where it's like on the same map over

1271
01:28:31.039 --> 01:28:33.199
and over again, or like,
uh, you know, it just like

1272
01:28:33.279 --> 01:28:39.159
kind of changes on a you know, depending on like who's playing and like

1273
01:28:39.199 --> 01:28:41.479
what they do. I get,
I get it, but like it's not

1274
01:28:41.520 --> 01:28:45.560
it's not my style game personally.
Thanks for me. I like I like

1275
01:28:45.680 --> 01:28:47.800
it. It just wasn't It wasn't
like a game that changed my life.

1276
01:28:47.800 --> 01:28:50.800
But I did enjoy it. Though. That's a really highly rated game.

1277
01:28:51.000 --> 01:28:54.840
Like it's like like people have that, like really high up on their list,

1278
01:28:54.840 --> 01:28:58.560
and I'm like, I guess.
I mean, yeah, I've never

1279
01:28:58.640 --> 01:29:03.079
I've never even try. I never
even thought about playing, to be honest,

1280
01:29:03.680 --> 01:29:08.279
I've never thought about it either.
The second I saw it, I

1281
01:29:08.319 --> 01:29:10.560
watched I think I watched like a
minute a gameplay even. I was like,

1282
01:29:10.640 --> 01:29:15.640
yeah, I get it, Yeah
it looks fun. But I'm glad.

1283
01:29:15.720 --> 01:29:18.079
I'm glad you're enjoying it. Though
yeah sick. I was kind the

1284
01:29:18.119 --> 01:29:21.520
same thing about Oh no, you
keep talking. I'm just I'm looking for

1285
01:29:21.560 --> 01:29:26.079
a question, Okay. Yeah.
I have the same way about like something

1286
01:29:26.239 --> 01:29:31.159
like I missed the phenomenon of the
Undertail or something or it was like such

1287
01:29:31.319 --> 01:29:34.520
like a big thing and I was
like, I mean, looks cool,

1288
01:29:34.560 --> 01:29:41.119
I guess, but I didn't even
touch it. Yeah I couldn't. I

1289
01:29:41.159 --> 01:29:47.239
liked it, do it. You're
fucking that's like not your ship. But

1290
01:29:47.600 --> 01:29:50.840
if you if you be under Tail, I wouldn't if you told me under

1291
01:29:50.880 --> 01:29:55.439
I wouldn't believe you'd be like,
yeah, I mean under Tail is pretty

1292
01:29:55.439 --> 01:29:57.920
easy. Like it it doesn't take
that long to beat. It's just a

1293
01:29:57.920 --> 01:30:01.279
matter like I wanted to give it
a fair shake because I don't know.

1294
01:30:01.319 --> 01:30:05.039
I'm my job is technically to be
a part of the games industry in some

1295
01:30:05.079 --> 01:30:06.960
way, and I like to at
least play a little bit. I woudn't

1296
01:30:08.000 --> 01:30:11.560
need to finish everything, but I
do like to at least like play something

1297
01:30:11.600 --> 01:30:14.279
a little bit. Like I didn't
finish Final Fantasy sixteen. I played through.

1298
01:30:14.600 --> 01:30:15.600
I played thirty hours of it,
and then I was like, I

1299
01:30:15.960 --> 01:30:20.560
get it. It's it's it's good. I just I'm not finishing. No

1300
01:30:20.560 --> 01:30:24.560
way am I finishing that. I
don't understand how you guys have How do

1301
01:30:24.560 --> 01:30:28.039
you have time to play that?
I just don't get it. It's it's

1302
01:30:28.079 --> 01:30:30.960
literally just because it's my job.
That's it. Like there was I would

1303
01:30:30.960 --> 01:30:35.840
have not I wouldn't have touched that
game at all if not for sacred symbols

1304
01:30:36.119 --> 01:30:40.039
like I don't play Final Fantasy ever, Like the only one I was ever

1305
01:30:40.039 --> 01:30:44.119
even really curious about was seven and
that's and that's literally just because it's like

1306
01:30:44.119 --> 01:30:48.880
an iconic game. And also that
soundtrack is fucking that is that is come

1307
01:30:49.239 --> 01:30:54.399
man, that soundtrack is fucking pure
seaman man, like that is that is

1308
01:30:55.119 --> 01:31:01.840
that's crazy, It's a very good
one. That's anybody describe something good as

1309
01:31:01.920 --> 01:31:06.239
calm or yeah, dude, it's
I'm I'm changed. I'm a trend setter.

1310
01:31:06.960 --> 01:31:10.079
By the end of the generation,
by the by the end of this

1311
01:31:10.119 --> 01:31:12.680
decade, everybody's gonna be saying,
like, bro, that's calm, dude,

1312
01:31:13.560 --> 01:31:17.800
that's just come b That's just so
that that last episode, that last

1313
01:31:17.840 --> 01:31:21.359
episode of the podcast with Pee you're
making fun of Pete Herman in the immediate

1314
01:31:21.399 --> 01:31:25.560
wake of his death. That was
so fucking calm, dude. That was

1315
01:31:25.560 --> 01:31:30.840
the that was that joke was so
calm. I could hear it. Yeah,

1316
01:31:30.840 --> 01:31:38.319
it could happen and hear it now
calm oh man. All right,

1317
01:31:38.399 --> 01:31:42.680
let's see, let's see. I
want to get at least I want to

1318
01:31:42.680 --> 01:31:48.560
get at least three more I'm trying
to I gotta buy a case on my

1319
01:31:48.560 --> 01:31:51.600
computer. Is that finally have most
of the should I need to upgrade it?

1320
01:31:53.159 --> 01:31:56.640
Are you talking about a case?
Basse compter gonna I'm changing my case

1321
01:31:56.680 --> 01:32:01.840
out too? What you have shifted? What's wrong with it? You concerned

1322
01:32:03.000 --> 01:32:08.680
with how often you fuck with your
stuff? Well, let's know what'shing wrong

1323
01:32:08.680 --> 01:32:13.039
with it? I just I'm I'm
getting I'm getting at so I need a

1324
01:32:13.079 --> 01:32:17.720
bigger case. Okay, all right, just be bigger, bigger case.

1325
01:32:18.600 --> 01:32:21.159
No I have, I have,
I'm having it done it. I'm buy

1326
01:32:21.279 --> 01:32:28.520
a geek swape. I'm not doing
it myself. Mmm, what are they?

1327
01:32:28.600 --> 01:32:32.560
What are they charging you? Like? Wait? Two hundred mm sounds

1328
01:32:32.560 --> 01:32:38.800
a little steep? You know what? Uh this is? I'll give it

1329
01:32:38.840 --> 01:32:44.439
to you after. I know a
guy who who's like really good. Nikki

1330
01:32:44.520 --> 01:32:47.159
Ziggy wrote and he says, since
I love Derek's rants, I want to

1331
01:32:47.199 --> 01:32:53.319
hear your guys thoughts on QEAM and
the Quarterings flat out lies that Splinter is

1332
01:32:53.439 --> 01:32:57.720
gay and the new TMNT movie these
cry babies really have made up left.

1333
01:32:58.000 --> 01:33:01.399
I didn't even hear about this.
I didn't even hear it. I did

1334
01:33:01.479 --> 01:33:04.319
see, by the way, I
did see that TMAT movie. Uh,

1335
01:33:04.720 --> 01:33:06.960
yeah, it was pretty fun.
It was. It was pretty fun.

1336
01:33:08.079 --> 01:33:11.640
Yeah, it was pretty good.
It. The only problem with it is

1337
01:33:11.680 --> 01:33:16.399
that, like say, that's the
Splinter is indeed gay's so gay? And

1338
01:33:16.399 --> 01:33:18.520
it made me so mad every time. The whole time, I was thinking,

1339
01:33:18.600 --> 01:33:20.720
like, man, they're everywhere.
I can't get away from these fucking

1340
01:33:20.760 --> 01:33:28.159
people. But no people. Yeah, it's it's a really good it's really

1341
01:33:28.199 --> 01:33:32.319
fun. It's just it's got like
exactly one too many references for me.

1342
01:33:32.720 --> 01:33:36.359
That's like the only problem. And
it's like they're teenagers. They're obsessed with

1343
01:33:36.439 --> 01:33:39.560
like pop culture and stuff, and
I get it. But like there was

1344
01:33:39.600 --> 01:33:42.880
a point where like they're driving a
car and like I think, Donnie not

1345
01:33:43.119 --> 01:33:45.279
done. I don't know the fucking
nerd one. I can't tell these funny

1346
01:33:48.399 --> 01:33:50.319
He's driving the car and it's like, whoa, you did super good.

1347
01:33:50.359 --> 01:33:54.199
It's like, yeah, I guess
all those hours and fours the horizon paid

1348
01:33:54.239 --> 01:33:57.800
off. And I was like,
no, no, that sounds like a

1349
01:33:57.920 --> 01:34:00.920
fucking sponsored fucking shout out. It
sounds like a sponsored it sounds like a

1350
01:34:01.000 --> 01:34:05.840
sponsored family guy fucking Like. It's
like, no, stop that. It's

1351
01:34:05.880 --> 01:34:09.479
really fun to watch, super fun. It was a super fun movie.

1352
01:34:09.520 --> 01:34:12.000
I actually do recommend it. It's
coming to streaming super soon, so like

1353
01:34:12.039 --> 01:34:14.199
you don't even have to go to
a theater to see it or anything.

1354
01:34:14.279 --> 01:34:16.680
But it's really good. It's fun. I don't like the tangent Ninja Turtles

1355
01:34:16.720 --> 01:34:20.199
at all though, What the fuck
did you see it? Then? Because

1356
01:34:20.279 --> 01:34:23.199
I heard it was like a really
good animated movie, and I was like,

1357
01:34:23.199 --> 01:34:24.680
all right, I guess i'll check
it out. It's a film,

1358
01:34:25.279 --> 01:34:29.880
you know, I couldn't stand.
I couldn't stand that live action one where

1359
01:34:29.880 --> 01:34:34.279
they fucking look so disgusting and I
can't it you could see the people's like

1360
01:34:34.920 --> 01:34:43.239
mouths through their fucking esophaguses or whatever
the fun really like, I hate that

1361
01:34:43.399 --> 01:34:46.359
movie. I particularly number one.
One is so well loved. One is

1362
01:34:46.439 --> 01:34:51.159
fucking fantastic. I like it at
all. It's you should watch watch you

1363
01:34:51.199 --> 01:34:55.760
should watch the retrospective on it by
a Red Letter Media. You might appreciate

1364
01:34:55.840 --> 01:34:59.039
it. It's really yeah, it's
a good movie, dude. You know

1365
01:34:59.119 --> 01:35:01.920
what it's it's it's it's just the
premise of them, like the very idea

1366
01:35:01.960 --> 01:35:05.920
of tena Ninja Turtles to me doesn't
like it's too many stupid things in a

1367
01:35:06.039 --> 01:35:10.920
road to be good in live action. I get it. I mean it

1368
01:35:11.079 --> 01:35:15.239
works super well. I get it. I mean the idea of it them

1369
01:35:15.319 --> 01:35:19.239
even existing is a joke in itself, like it was the concept was a

1370
01:35:19.319 --> 01:35:21.920
fucking joke, and then it just
took off, like who would have thought?

1371
01:35:21.960 --> 01:35:26.000
Because it is. It's stupid as
shit when I do think about them,

1372
01:35:26.359 --> 01:35:30.039
when I actually start thinking about it, like this is the dumbest fucking

1373
01:35:30.119 --> 01:35:33.800
thing ever. Teenage Ninja Turtles.
I love them too. No, I

1374
01:35:34.000 --> 01:35:39.319
you know, you don't understand when
Batman crossed fucking Ninja Turtles, I was

1375
01:35:39.439 --> 01:35:43.720
fucking coming like I was. I'm
a fan. You just think about it

1376
01:35:43.960 --> 01:35:47.119
like this is so fucking stupid.
I did. I didn't grow to appreciate

1377
01:35:47.239 --> 01:35:51.399
it through that movie. It's it
is very fun, a little bit heavy

1378
01:35:51.439 --> 01:35:54.560
on the references, but like whatever, it's like a break for me.

1379
01:35:54.960 --> 01:35:58.560
The problem I was there too childish
for me right now for me to care

1380
01:35:58.600 --> 01:36:01.680
about them. The Turtles, well
they're actually teens. Well the thing,

1381
01:36:01.800 --> 01:36:04.840
yeah, yeah, the thing is
that they were they were they were teenagers

1382
01:36:05.079 --> 01:36:11.199
in the Oh three one, but
they were like sixteen seventeen, a little

1383
01:36:11.279 --> 01:36:16.039
more like maturish in The Depreter and
this one. Their kids their kids in

1384
01:36:16.119 --> 01:36:24.319
this one. They're like they're like
eight, they're age there't know that they're

1385
01:36:24.359 --> 01:36:30.880
fifteen years old. They're like preteens. Yeah, connect more towards the demographic

1386
01:36:30.880 --> 01:36:34.119
that they're supposed to be. For
I kind of get that because the original,

1387
01:36:34.279 --> 01:36:40.439
especially the original movie is very PG. Thirteen, you know, like

1388
01:36:40.560 --> 01:36:44.359
it's not it's not. It's probably
why when I was young, I enjoyed

1389
01:36:44.399 --> 01:36:47.199
the second one more than than the
first one, as like a young ass

1390
01:36:47.319 --> 01:36:51.520
kid, because the dumb ass,
fucking like childishness. The opening of the

1391
01:36:51.600 --> 01:36:56.680
second movie immediately sets the tone of
how fucking retarded it is compared to the

1392
01:36:56.720 --> 01:36:59.920
first one. Like I even to
the point where when I brought the movie

1393
01:37:00.079 --> 01:37:01.720
into my private school, went to
a private elementary school, and like you

1394
01:37:01.760 --> 01:37:05.600
could bring in movies and stuff,
and I brought in tim in T two

1395
01:37:06.800 --> 01:37:13.000
and the opening is so goofy that
I'm kind of I feel like embarrassed watching

1396
01:37:13.119 --> 01:37:15.960
how goofy is there in that little
mini mall or whatever. And then like

1397
01:37:16.680 --> 01:37:21.119
and they're just the references are so
dorky, it's so childish to the point

1398
01:37:21.159 --> 01:37:25.640
where I'm like, this movie's fun, but like even this is too much

1399
01:37:25.720 --> 01:37:29.359
for my dumbass little brain, and
so they kind of went overboard. But

1400
01:37:29.800 --> 01:37:35.640
it's it's it's it's ridiculous. But
like we didn't answer so many people question,

1401
01:37:36.079 --> 01:37:39.239
well, there were so many people
I was gonna bring in like people,

1402
01:37:39.359 --> 01:37:42.640
so many people were flipping out about
this movie, like specifically like like

1403
01:37:42.760 --> 01:37:45.199
well not what not many people it
was. It was like specifically the same

1404
01:37:45.279 --> 01:37:48.640
the usual suspects, you know,
like I'm sure Ben Shapiro is gonna have

1405
01:37:48.680 --> 01:37:50.920
something to say about it if he
even cares to go see it. I

1406
01:37:50.960 --> 01:37:54.479
don't know. I doubt maybe maybe
it's probably not that big of a deal

1407
01:37:54.600 --> 01:37:57.439
for him, but it seems like
one of those things if you if you

1408
01:37:57.560 --> 01:38:00.319
sat him in that theater, he
would come away with like this is one

1409
01:38:00.319 --> 01:38:02.560
piece of this is this is propaganda. I can't believe they're doing this.

1410
01:38:02.600 --> 01:38:09.239
I can't. I can't fucking stand
it. It's and it's literally now April

1411
01:38:09.279 --> 01:38:15.560
O'Neill is black and not super conventionally
it's it's woke, so it woke.

1412
01:38:16.279 --> 01:38:20.560
But the end. Look, look
can I say, I don't know,

1413
01:38:20.720 --> 01:38:24.640
I might agree with it. I
might, I might beat you. Wait

1414
01:38:24.680 --> 01:38:27.880
wait, hold on, what do
you say? I don't often agree with

1415
01:38:27.880 --> 01:38:30.800
Ben Sapiro on anything? Right?
Why are they making her black? Like

1416
01:38:31.000 --> 01:38:35.359
what is the point of that?
I think he's not been black. I

1417
01:38:35.479 --> 01:38:40.479
think the answer is why not?
Kind of like Nick Fury or anything else.

1418
01:38:40.760 --> 01:38:45.600
But Fury is a different person though, what does that mean? You're

1419
01:38:45.840 --> 01:38:47.800
in a different universe. Is a
different guy from the Fury we have in

1420
01:38:47.920 --> 01:38:51.920
our universe, Like there's two,
there's different universes one right not to mention.

1421
01:38:53.039 --> 01:38:56.159
Also, the Fury that's black is
the son of Nick Fury. That's

1422
01:38:56.239 --> 01:39:00.640
Nick Fury Junior. That's his kid. That's not him. What does that

1423
01:39:00.760 --> 01:39:03.079
have to know? I don't know
what you're talking about, Like like talking

1424
01:39:03.079 --> 01:39:05.800
about the ip bro. It doesn't
You don't have to talk about universes and

1425
01:39:05.840 --> 01:39:10.840
ship people aren't going to take that's
Fury Sun. That is a son.

1426
01:39:10.920 --> 01:39:15.520
That's why he's a black man is
black that It's like, why do they

1427
01:39:15.600 --> 01:39:19.800
make red haired characters black so often? I don't understand why you're doing that.

1428
01:39:20.039 --> 01:39:25.199
I will say it is fucking hilarious
that it happens almost exclusively the redheads.

1429
01:39:25.239 --> 01:39:30.279
I do think that's really why do
they keep it? Like where it's

1430
01:39:30.279 --> 01:39:33.079
a problem. I just don't know
why they keep doing it. That's where

1431
01:39:33.079 --> 01:39:35.520
I'm at. I'm like, what's
why are they doing this again? Because

1432
01:39:35.560 --> 01:39:41.359
we don't like redheads. I don't
like what to make them niggas. We

1433
01:39:41.399 --> 01:39:45.000
don't like them. Either most of
them. Well, so here's what they

1434
01:39:45.039 --> 01:39:46.279
say about it. Like everything,
I guess, I guess. It's a

1435
01:39:46.439 --> 01:39:49.600
lot of care. It's a lot
bro it's it's a really funny. It's

1436
01:39:49.640 --> 01:39:53.560
like a health interesting because there are
Okay, you're right, because there are

1437
01:39:53.680 --> 01:39:58.319
renditions, because I'm used to her
as brown hair, but there are a

1438
01:39:58.359 --> 01:40:02.199
lot of renditions of her where she
is redheaded. April's usually been red hair.

1439
01:40:02.520 --> 01:40:09.279
There's from the beginning, from from
the beginning, so there used to

1440
01:40:09.319 --> 01:40:11.800
be no color in the comic books, so where she didn't have anything.

1441
01:40:12.159 --> 01:40:13.680
And then when they made no no, no, no, no, no

1442
01:40:13.760 --> 01:40:15.560
no, no, Derek, Derek, Derek in the original comic, I

1443
01:40:15.680 --> 01:40:19.039
have it in my closet. It's
stays she's a redhead, they say,

1444
01:40:19.760 --> 01:40:24.520
they say, they talk about the
fact that her band and Leo and Raps

1445
01:40:24.600 --> 01:40:28.319
mask of the same color. They
talk about it, they do. They

1446
01:40:28.439 --> 01:40:30.720
mentioned what is the original like the
original comics they had they were all red

1447
01:40:30.800 --> 01:40:34.000
bands. They men have any individuals, that's true. But the one that

1448
01:40:34.079 --> 01:40:36.720
had the red band was Wrath.
It was stupid. I know what you

1449
01:40:36.840 --> 01:40:42.119
mean. I had what Okay,
it doesn't fair enough, fair enough for

1450
01:40:42.199 --> 01:40:45.319
that, So that does lend to
it though, that it is weird that

1451
01:40:46.439 --> 01:40:50.319
if she has been established as a
redheaded person that they did swap her out

1452
01:40:50.319 --> 01:40:54.640
specifically, probably for that reason.
So when you ask why, I think,

1453
01:40:54.680 --> 01:40:57.560
you know, you know why,
because for some reason Hollywood doesn't like

1454
01:40:57.640 --> 01:41:00.439
redheads. Probably there. I think
there is some type of you know,

1455
01:41:00.600 --> 01:41:03.000
people believe in Illuminati and all this
bullshit. I feel like there's some type

1456
01:41:03.039 --> 01:41:10.840
of stigma where in some culture that
redheaded people mean something bad. There's something

1457
01:41:10.920 --> 01:41:14.279
nefarious about redheaded people, and they
want to get rid of them, something

1458
01:41:14.359 --> 01:41:17.079
that we're not aware of, but
other people are like, we're just It's

1459
01:41:17.159 --> 01:41:23.760
just weird to me that it's been
so many redhead to black woman's redhead,

1460
01:41:23.800 --> 01:41:27.079
black white woman. It's a black
woman. And it is even even in

1461
01:41:27.159 --> 01:41:30.960
a flash Wally West has red hair. They made him a nigga. I'm

1462
01:41:30.000 --> 01:41:33.439
like, why are they doing this? What it's going on? It is

1463
01:41:33.479 --> 01:41:40.880
funny, which one which show in
a comic too? The comic too?

1464
01:41:40.960 --> 01:41:45.680
Literally, God about that. It
is really fun I will say I think

1465
01:41:45.079 --> 01:41:47.239
I will say, I'll say this
about her in the movie. I think

1466
01:41:47.279 --> 01:41:51.640
she worked well. I think I
think it made like it made sense for

1467
01:41:53.000 --> 01:41:56.680
the world that they were building,
and like where the where the school was

1468
01:41:56.880 --> 01:42:00.479
and like all that stuff. It's
like it's I get it. It didn't

1469
01:42:00.479 --> 01:42:03.800
bother about Extra Ammo. But well
for Extra Ammo, we we find out

1470
01:42:04.319 --> 01:42:19.319
every single Redheads step. Okay,
real quick because nick we didn't answer Nikki's

1471
01:42:19.439 --> 01:42:24.199
question, not really, because there's
all like I wanted to ask Chris,

1472
01:42:25.359 --> 01:42:30.199
why do you think the quartering said
splinters gay in it? Is there anything

1473
01:42:30.279 --> 01:42:33.119
in there that you can think of
at all? Single father? No,

1474
01:42:33.359 --> 01:42:38.479
because there there is, there is, I mean, I don't know.

1475
01:42:38.520 --> 01:42:41.960
It's spoilers for T M and T. I guess he meets up with this

1476
01:42:42.119 --> 01:42:45.800
other mutant at some point and and
he fucks them. No, no,

1477
01:42:46.000 --> 01:42:49.479
they well they get together and the
joke is that this other mutant is so

1478
01:42:49.640 --> 01:42:55.399
fucking in it's it's such a it's
such a mutant mutant that you can't even

1479
01:42:55.439 --> 01:42:58.640
tell what the fuck it even is
supposed to be, and it like speaks

1480
01:42:58.680 --> 01:43:01.000
in like fucking disgust thing garbling,
and like there's no way to tell like

1481
01:43:01.079 --> 01:43:04.760
what the fuck it is, And
so I guess they and they were like,

1482
01:43:04.880 --> 01:43:10.279
oh, that's non binary or something. That's the only the only thing

1483
01:43:10.319 --> 01:43:12.920
that makes sense about it to me, which by the way, it's not

1484
01:43:13.079 --> 01:43:15.720
said of the movie at all.
It's just it's just splinters, old and

1485
01:43:15.840 --> 01:43:19.199
lonely, and he beats this fucking
disgusting mutant that he gets along with and

1486
01:43:19.840 --> 01:43:25.640
that haven't watch it, that's literally, yeah, I guess I'm gonna watch.

1487
01:43:25.680 --> 01:43:29.199
Actually, I want to watch the
quartering. I don't watch obviously,

1488
01:43:29.199 --> 01:43:31.600
gonna watch the quartering, but that
sounds hilarious to me. Where every once

1489
01:43:31.640 --> 01:43:35.239
in a while I'll catch one of
his things enters the zeitgeist on Twitter,

1490
01:43:35.840 --> 01:43:41.880
where like that that ship, what
if the submersible that exploded, where him

1491
01:43:41.920 --> 01:43:45.239
and all of his fucking buddies were
like, oh, it exploded because a

1492
01:43:45.359 --> 01:43:47.640
woke. They didn't want to get
an old white guy to pilot it,

1493
01:43:47.640 --> 01:43:51.760
And I was like, that nigga
was white and sixty years old. How

1494
01:43:51.840 --> 01:43:57.119
do you guys were how that white
guy also fired the guy who told him

1495
01:43:57.119 --> 01:44:03.159
it was unsafe to operate It's it's
man, They didn't want an old white

1496
01:44:03.239 --> 01:44:06.520
guy piloting the thing. And I'm
like, did you assholes even look into

1497
01:44:06.960 --> 01:44:21.399
piloted the things was vaccinated? Why
did your camera laughed and looked the way

1498
01:44:21.479 --> 01:44:26.239
too. Derek camera was like,
oh damn, dude, this camera's fucked.

1499
01:44:26.279 --> 01:44:28.840
I haven't put my because the way
that you works, you put your

1500
01:44:28.880 --> 01:44:31.560
hand up to get it to either
do to go or not go. I

1501
01:44:31.800 --> 01:44:35.039
was fucking crossed with my arms crossed
the whole time, and then it just

1502
01:44:35.119 --> 01:44:39.000
activated. I saw it start blinking, and I'm like, I didn't do

1503
01:44:39.119 --> 01:44:48.720
anything anyway. Shout out Nikki Ziggy. We're gonna go fucking party and we're

1504
01:44:48.760 --> 01:44:56.000
gonna absolutely burner house down. Let's
go there. Yeah, all right,

1505
01:44:56.239 --> 01:45:00.239
well, I guess that's gonna be
a first. You gotta let's let's do

1506
01:45:00.319 --> 01:45:02.960
the names first, all right?
Oh yeah, yeah, let's let's do

1507
01:45:03.079 --> 01:45:10.439
Let's do our names. Let's get
through them down three two one. I'm

1508
01:45:10.479 --> 01:45:13.279
gonna do all these is x UC
by the Way, rest and Clank Grift

1509
01:45:13.359 --> 01:45:17.000
Park, Clink assassinations, DLC Sweeney, Look, we need came half gave.

1510
01:45:17.279 --> 01:45:23.960
I can't listen to this. I
can't listen to this half gave by

1511
01:45:24.079 --> 01:45:27.880
Decision. The kill is just Jared
Lados singing about his inner conflict to be

1512
01:45:27.920 --> 01:45:30.479
a furry my mojo dojo Casa house, except it's my bedroom and I can't

1513
01:45:30.479 --> 01:45:34.960
afford to decorate tinfoil Tyrant King Ray, the Sting Ray, Irwin Hunter putting

1514
01:45:35.000 --> 01:45:38.760
black face on my light bulbs.
Another week, Another chance to make Chris

1515
01:45:38.840 --> 01:45:41.560
say some weird shit. Doc Jenkins
and the tism skis and bend my dick

1516
01:45:41.600 --> 01:45:45.960
come in or snatch she pipkin on
my Pippa possum. Yes, that's my

1517
01:45:45.039 --> 01:45:54.560
real name. Don't snatch. Actually, it's not bad. It's it's it's

1518
01:45:54.680 --> 01:45:59.640
not bad in a way that it
is very It sucks, it's it's too

1519
01:46:00.119 --> 01:46:06.479
it's stupidest shit. I love its
double doong double doong e Day Day of

1520
01:46:06.720 --> 01:46:13.359
gapening Uh, Domo Nation, average
clip energy, Tony Cox pro kaper Uh.

1521
01:46:13.439 --> 01:46:15.399
They should make pedos wear GoPros in
prisons. You can see what happens

1522
01:46:15.399 --> 01:46:20.439
to them. I think that would
be neat Star Coffee rippy. That would

1523
01:46:20.479 --> 01:46:29.720
be so fucking funny. Rip chesno
rip Chenzo two thy two to twenty twenty

1524
01:46:29.760 --> 01:46:32.000
three Duck Squadron will miss you,
No idea? Who that is? Gollum

1525
01:46:32.119 --> 01:46:36.840
and Smeegel arguing over a weather to
say the N word, exposing people with

1526
01:46:36.920 --> 01:46:43.119
a lactose intolerance to ninety ninety million
rodigens of ionizing radiation. My sexual awakening

1527
01:46:43.159 --> 01:46:45.119
was the quirky goth girl from scy
I guess now my taste in women is

1528
01:46:45.159 --> 01:46:47.560
ruined. USh Vin Penn, The
Angelic Dungeon Master presents Game of Throwing Special

1529
01:46:47.640 --> 01:46:53.159
Victims Unit Uh Craig the Canadian Fisting
Call me Dick, It's your boy,

1530
01:46:53.239 --> 01:46:56.279
Shawny d Southern Sweet Tea. Matt
Walsh is the hero of our times.

1531
01:46:56.279 --> 01:47:00.720
We maybe game for Life, Ben
and Jerry's funky monkey uh Inde Butterknife on

1532
01:47:00.760 --> 01:47:05.119
YouTube dot com, Cumped three XO
and the vision of Sweene using his thinking

1533
01:47:05.159 --> 01:47:11.159
grenades and only getting an idea when
he harms someone. Uh Slurpin's stroke and

1534
01:47:11.279 --> 01:47:15.960
smoking joking emoticons going like this morning
al Atchini Ti Caesar, Little Nancy Pelosi

1535
01:47:15.039 --> 01:47:17.560
killing a palacetine Here for the massive
tits Ope watch to blow me Island boys

1536
01:47:17.640 --> 01:47:20.920
viciously making out while listening to the
snark Tank. I'm Matt, I'm Ryan,

1537
01:47:21.039 --> 01:47:26.760
I'm Tom. That's actually asked.
Welcome the supermaga guy Abby something funny

1538
01:47:26.800 --> 01:47:29.960
and topical. Going to have to
going to have my ass pounded later,

1539
01:47:30.119 --> 01:47:31.640
Kingston, can you give me some
advice? I feel gay? Fuck you

1540
01:47:32.680 --> 01:47:36.880
awesome name to follow that up.
By the way, the Peppini Brothers Emporium

1541
01:47:38.079 --> 01:47:44.119
tries to get Vegeta to say Ice
Wallow come on stream, donk Donkerson spaceballs

1542
01:47:44.119 --> 01:47:49.319
the patron William Harrington Dickle me Elmo
tell him Steve David a stupid lesbian goth

1543
01:47:49.479 --> 01:47:55.720
edition John strickland Marks eighteen eighty nine, Homeless People, Runner Over Champion three

1544
01:47:55.800 --> 01:47:58.960
years running. The First Church of
Keith David, featuring Will Smith and his

1545
01:47:59.000 --> 01:48:02.880
quest to slap every single black comedian
September eleventh happened nine months before I was

1546
01:48:02.920 --> 01:48:06.079
born, And now I can buy
weed an alcohol pre Roz Blake eight nine

1547
01:48:06.199 --> 01:48:12.439
six shoots Pomeranian out of fear that
it's Dick is bigger than his dude.

1548
01:48:12.479 --> 01:48:16.279
It was a Pomeranian too, I
man, he shot at a Pomeranian,

1549
01:48:16.359 --> 01:48:21.920
missed, and I can't man.
Pomeranian. They're tiny, They're small targets.

1550
01:48:21.960 --> 01:48:27.199
They're dangerous. You don't understand.
You don't know, man. Pomeranians

1551
01:48:27.359 --> 01:48:30.880
are the natural predator of cops in
the wild. That's crazy. They have

1552
01:48:31.000 --> 01:48:34.239
a damaged bonus against cops. When
they bite cops, they do way more

1553
01:48:34.319 --> 01:48:36.960
damage to them. You ever you've
ever seen on Animal Planet, you see

1554
01:48:38.000 --> 01:48:41.159
like the Great Plains in Africa where
you see like five cops get mauled by

1555
01:48:41.159 --> 01:48:47.439
a single Pomeranian and they're fucking intestines
are screwed all over the fucking Savannah Alaskan

1556
01:48:47.479 --> 01:48:54.840
oil fields. Vis Yeah, Texas
Tater Salad Schnee, Sue Hulk and Nicki

1557
01:48:54.960 --> 01:48:58.600
Ziggy Marcus Penis railgunning Sneako in the
head with his hammer of Donald, the

1558
01:48:58.640 --> 01:49:01.840
botomized Pezis uh Presents, Indiana Jones
and the kum Jar of confusion. Every

1559
01:49:01.880 --> 01:49:04.840
time I comment sounds like squid,
We're walking Jackson DuPont badly Brave Huggard,

1560
01:49:04.880 --> 01:49:09.000
Derek, just remember this is the
timeline where you're not Spider Man, Etherian

1561
01:49:09.039 --> 01:49:12.640
Pegerian Hunter Melpfis when Hex played Warlick
Supremacist and running out. Our list is

1562
01:49:12.680 --> 01:49:16.840
always the King hap Hazard. Thank
you so much for joining us song on

1563
01:49:16.960 --> 01:49:27.239
this very, very winding episode of
Balder's Gate, where back in three the

1564
01:49:27.359 --> 01:49:31.960
niggas are back in town twice removed
again. First Blood. That's gonna be

1565
01:49:32.000 --> 01:49:34.039
the new That's gonna be the new
name of the podcast. I think,

1566
01:49:34.279 --> 01:49:38.960
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I think we're set all

1567
01:49:39.039 --> 01:49:45.399
right, later guys by click and
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1568
01:49:48.359 --> 01:49:58.720
robots? Can we go? Crab
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1569
01:49:59.479 --> 01:50:01.479
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1570
01:50:01.960 --> 01:50:04.920
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