Hey, look, and that fucking uh, that racist Walter White Junior was
fucking awesome. Crying. I was crying when I saw it again. I
remember, I remember the joy in my heart when we came up with that
many many years ago in the Transphobe was so funny. Bro it was just
like that the ship. He would have the gall to say when he can't
finish a sentence, and I'll take it at least four or five breaks.
There's his madness. To me, there's something funny about the idea of somebody
who's so profoundly crippled looking down on an entire group of so it something about
it his high horse when he can't even stand straight up. You know,
shit like that is just crazy and I love it. Yeah, man,
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Compared to last week, I don't know if much. I don't know if
much has happened. There was the premiere for What Is It? Spider Man
Lotus or something, but like that that's the racist Spider Man. But like
nobody do you know about that? You know about this Sweeney right the premiere?
Yeah, well you know like they had about and Lotus. Yeah,
I had some really cool shit involved into whether it's unfortunately this you know,
yeah, no big its were involved, and you gotta man, I still
want to see it though, to be honest with you, like where where
is it at? I don't know, I know, so I don't,
Okay, So let me back up. It's not a premier. Necessarily,
they had a red carpet. I know that. I know they had a
red carpet because they had pictures of everybody, all the actors and all the
people at the red carpet for this thing. And then there was somebody just
this, Miles Morales, and everybody was get into a big joke about how
like everybody would run him the funk out of that place. But but so
Spider been Lotus premiere. We haven't seen it yet, so this doesn't really
say about that. I don't. The biggest all that's happened really is Bald's
Gate. Balder's gates out now, and he's one of those rare occasions where
we're all kind of playing something, yeah, and everyone's coming their pants.
Everyone's coming their pants at it. I want to go on I want to
go on record to say, for three years, I've been saying this game
was gonna change the way RPGs work. It's gonna be the best RPG ever.
I've been saying it for years. I've been singing at games praise for
so long, and it came out and it's doing that, and I'm very
happy. It makes me mad just because I want so. I just want
some of the D and D niggas have taken l I feel like they've gotten
too I feel like the Steam there's too much hype and there's too much too
successful. They did have that dark that dark does it? Dark Alliance?
Dark Alliance suck, bro, that's bad. That should sucked. Man,
it was really bad. It was really bad because we made it. We
made it horrible. Is that like they gave such like drid still irdin as
the it's the dn D character. He's the dark elf, the one that
everybody like, if you know anything about those old books, you're like,
oh, I know, Dredge's the dark elf. They made this game that
was a complete piss on fucking paper and it just sucks so bad. That's
what people were like, Oh, man, what if Larry's gonna do the
same thing. Larry and the people that made Divine Original Sin would not do
the same thing. They would not falter like that. But we took him
to the elfhum the movie too. Man, Well I heard the great movie.
Great movie. Yeah, did not reach box opposite expectations. Uh well,
no way, Like like I mean, yeah, I feel like most
movie first of all, like any kind of DND movie is going to be
a very very expensive and be not really in the side guist enough to attract
enough attention to make that money back. Like it's one of those situations.
A lot of people played D and D and you'd assume they to go see
it, but that only rather people that played DD. Only people that played
D and D saw it. That's the thing. The people that played ind
and and people that have friends like me that wouldn't stop bothering them to see
it, Like I did to my friends and they saw it and they were
like, oh, this was dopeest shit, But like you know, was
Nick was Nick was telling me that it was actually pretty good. I kept
saying I saw it, I saw it on a peacock or wherever the fuck
it was streamed. Whatever, it was fun. I liked it. I
feel like it has the same problem with a lot of dude fucking nerds.
Geeks don't pay for ship, bro, They're too savvy. A lot of
times they're like, if they don't have to pay, if they don't have
to pay for ship it was I wanted to what was that compic movie,
kick Ass? I wanted that ship to do like, well this the numbers,
the first one all right, second one didn't do well because most motherfuckers
just pirated it. They were just like, fuck it, I'm just pirate
that shit, and I'm like, dude, support that. That's the nature
of the beast. Now in general, people will watch everything they can for
free, and what happens is that if you're not a Marvel movie or like
even DC film, something that has a huge name on top of it,
you're not going to be able to make the money. Bad even DC,
even DC like that Flash movie apparently well at all, Flash it really bad.
You know, it's crazy. Flash wasn't a bad movie. It wasn't
amazing, it wasn't amazing. Wasn't bad though. It wasn't like it was
like a movie. I'd be like, I hate it. It was like
it was fine. It wasn't good, like it was fine. It was
fine. It was it was fine. It was ugly as sin like it
was. It was just it was so much blatant. They didn't even It
looked like Cgi. That was at the final point you're rendering it. Bro
It looked like Max Payne. It looked ridiculous. Christopher Reeves completely static.
Face blows my mind. I love it. It. Cage Superman. I
never knew that was a thing. Everything happened. Yeah, that's a famous
that's a famous film story of Like I think, was it Kevin that,
Kevin James, Kevin Smith, Vin Kevin James, Comic books, Oh my
god, yeah, King of Queens, because can you Jesus Christ, I
didn't want to think about that. Kevin James has like a really like a
really famous story about like how he went to go write a Superman movie for
this this, uh, this studio, and then the producer was like hounding
him about like how he wants like you know, he doesn't want Superman to
fly flying's lame. He doesn't want to. He wants Superman to fight a
giant spider and like he wants he he really really wants that to happen.
And Kevin Smith is like, all right, I guess I can do that,
and he writes the script and it gets it gets basically like handed off
to other people, and then it dies. I think he gets handed off
to Tim Burton and those exact that's the idea is like Nicholas Cage is gonna
play him, and it's the same exact kind of producer doing the same script
and all that, and then it dies. And then a couple of years
later that producer comes out with a new movie called fucking Wild Wilds, which
is why that giant spider was up in the middle that spiders. He wanted
that spiders so bad. That's a real story. That was real this mate,
that's a great story. Honestly, I I really highly I highly highly
recommend everybody. Like like I'm not like I'm really indifferent to Kevin Smith,
Like he's whatever, He's just a guy. But Run, I can't believe
he wrote a run that was amazing. I couldn't believe it. And Born
Again he wrote Born Again. I was like, oh wow, that's weird.
This mother wrote, Like, as somebody who isn't a fan or a
hater of him, I would highly recommend like listening to that. He has
like a if you google it you'll find it. It's like a video of
him telling that story. It's it's really fucking fascinating because it shows you how
much power like producers have to influence whatever the fuck they want. Like it's
not even really the script writers or like the directors. It's it's literally no,
no, no, no, I think I want giants, Spider.
I think it used to be used to be the producers had the most power.
Now directors have way more. I know. Now it depends bro whoever
has the shoveling the money that it is going to dictate the direction of the
film. And it's gay because now directors in general, like a director will
take the whole helm of a film and it will be a directors, but
they'll usually be also producing it. Though that's usual, it's that's only the
in films like where they have all the power, where it's like Quentin Tarantino
wrote and directed it and he like chooses the producers. That's a different situation
where like they have complete control, but like like there's no way, like
I'm sure they gave they were like hey Sam raimy do what you want with
h fucking you know, doc the Strange or whatever, but like that script
and was already written, like everything was set, you know what I mean.
So and the producers is another another situation too where it's like, I
mean they really they really depends on the pipeline. You know. What happens
often, So I don't mean to interrupt, you know what happens really,
really often actually is that producers will lock directors out of the edit bay,
like that actually happens, like the director can't oversee the edit and for some
of these like bigger projects, which is fucking crazy. Yeah, it's literally
insane. It is the connection, the last connection that when you were talking
about The Giant Spider and Wild Blah the West, it also makes me think
of Will Smith choosing that movie over the Matrix. It is. It's one
of the wildest things to think about, like, oh, a Western is
gonna be a westerns that have been done to fucking death throughout history, and
then and like let's move in the direction of sci fi, which is the
thing that people are kind of hungry for. It's a very odd choice.
Look, look, look I don't like I don't. I don't if you
gave me the script of Matrix, I don't think it would have done well
either. Like the stript of Matrix doesn't selling anything. Is this the fact
that like the people that love the Matrix loved it? So they loved it,
like like a certain group of people loved fucking like like fucking what's the
name in a movie with Tom Hanks, not rain Man, what'so the one
with the other guy that was like that Forrest Gump. You know, it's
like people latched onto it, and this movie is so good. Like I
like the Matrix, I really, I really like two. I love two
a lot. I like one. I like to I just like too a
lot. I don't know if it's better, but I like two more.
It's definitely definitely not. But I mean, you can like it better,
but it's better because I like when he flies. That scene is so fucking
cool to me when he's like fucking having the whole like that fight setting fight
seems amazing. But I was also like, I don't know, it's im
I was like seven watch it does not. I gotta say, it does
not hold up even remotely that well. And then it's like the the kung
ful scene in the freaking in the this train station in one is iconic obviously
too. That's where yeah, yeah, it's it's still holds up. I'm
still good. But uh, I mean, I guess the thread of this.
I don't know how we got here from from bald This game, Baldis
game is blowing up. It's fucking I don't know, like ninety something on
let me look at up now plus everywhere is easily the best RP gena last
fifteen years. Well, it's I mean, has anything had this much TLC
like Tender Loving Care? That's the problem, that is that is the problem
with video games. The one thing though, I and I know Chris harped
on this too, because I'm seeing so many because I read a lot of
Steam reviews of it, uh, and there's so many dickheads that are just
like, see, this is how you deal with no micro transaction. This
is that I'm like, as if this is going to make it change that,
like, as if moving forward, all of a sudden, companies are
gonna be like, oh, let's not maximize profits anymore. Let's just please
the gamer like they don't give a fuck about that ship bro thing. The
thing is this right? Thing? Is this right when you when you actually
like you have to. If you care, you care, you know,
if you don't care, you don't care. Right. Balder's Gate is one
of the most is up there with the most iconic north Western RPGs of all
time. Like the name of it is like very high. It's like that,
and dragon Age and Mass Effects too, and Elder Scrolls like those are
those are the Western RPGs. You know, to even be given the idea
ip to make a game for them, you have to prove to the company
it's very very serious. Larion made patch after patch, they released it early
X for a long time. They listen to the community. They were like,
hey, this is the problem. They went back, they scrubbed it,
adding new stuff. They constantly the time, time and time and time
on it. Not to mention narratively, this is done and dragons. Nothing
is gonna beat that world narratively. It's it's it's the world of imagination.
Any way you think you can interact with the world in this game, you
can, And it's to the point. It's ridiculous to the point that like
even me, I get like sidetracked where I'm like trying to go do something
and then I'm like, Brod has found this whole civilization of goblins and I'm
gonna go turn into fucking confederates. Like it's this ship, you can you
can do anything you want. So this is not gonna be a standard,
but it shows that if you just take your time to be a good game,
people are not gonna complain. There's gonna be happy you're making a good
game. Yeah, imagine this game not being Game of the year. It's
not gonna be Simon game here. You don't think so. Absolutely. I
think it's a pretty good shot. It should be. It should be.
It's not gonna be like that. No, it's not gonna be Spider Man
doesn't stand. It's not gonna be It's not gonna be Game of the Year.
Or it might be Starfield second. Sorry tears, Yeah it might be.
I just can't imagine anything coming close. There is no way this is
gonna be Game of the year. Because if this makes Game of the Year,
this makes Game of the year because it's it's for first and foremost.
It makes game of the year, right, what it's gonna do is gonna
perpetuate that stupid feeling of like, hey guys, maybe should do games better
like this. And the game company the game world got that last year and
they bitched the ship from it. There's still about it. They were just
like, we're not gonna do extra work. I don't want to make good
games. No, that's not gonna make me do this. I understand the
sentiment. That's funny, dude, the ship the ship talking that came up
for this game a month before it dropped, and everybody talking about how it's
like this is unrealistic ideas of video game creation. It's like, it's not
unrealistic. It's just simply when care is added to a game, did you
just take your time and make a good game, a good game will be
made, you know. It's it's knowing where to where to invest your resources.
Really, it's just instead of like trying to figure out how to maximize
profits in an end game shop, that's going to take like a ton of
R and D to figure out how to like, oh, how do how
do we make the perfect sound to really tickle somebody's fucking brain that makes them
want to pay money. Instead of like focusing on fidelity, instead of focusing
on like, oh hey, you could see every single pore on this person's
skin, Let's just take the fucking cool fucking game. Like the game.
The game looks great, but it doesn't. It's not like graphically fucking looks
like the most amazing thing I've ever seen. It's it's a pretty sail like
what it looks like what a game this Generators should look like. Like it
looks like very good. I wouldn't say, I would say like, it
doesn't look so it doesn't look special necessarily, like when you're looking at it
looks like a standard like it just the animations are kind of jankie, like
some things don't work all that well, but it doesn't matter because the systems
work, and the branching paths of systems work, and and and like everything
that you do as an impact on everything around it, and that branches out
and that carries forward. That's where the world is. The world is tangible.
Every spell you use interacts with the planets itself, not just the enemies
who use it on like it's it's just it's literally just what dragon Age was
now its Yeah, it's basically like what you would say, like, oh
yeah on something when something's on steroids. But the maximum potential of this idea,
this concept of something, and then it's just been fleshed up to the
point where it's kind of overwhelming where I'm like, holy, there's so much
there, and and I gotta say the the even with the even with the
combat of how I'm like, oh, there's there's so much. It's it's
ridiculous. It's almost push motherfucker's off high places. Dude. I've beat so
many fights in that game where I just shove people. I have a barbarian,
I make them use their rage and they push this enemy off eye place
and they die. It is like like I played the original Early Access like
maybe like four times already. I'm thirty hours in and I'm just at the
end of Act one. I haven't even touched Act to yet. Yeah,
I even scrape. I'm like, I'm like eight hours, only eight hours,
and I'm pretty I'm pretty early. I I'm even less. I only
did the opening sequence. Ye oh, yeah, it's dopest ship. You'll
kill that? Did you did you? Did you kill the fucking demon?
Dude with the flaming sword. So I was I wasn't sure I was,
but then yeah, but I was. It's yeah, but I was going
to. But then I was like, strategically, I want to make sure
I have enough turns. I don't want to, you know, I don't.
I don't want to like play around with it like I see on my
next play through, I be like, Okay, I'm I'm good enough to
wear because this this the strict the strategic nature of this, It's still something
a little bit new to me, like playing like a like some type of
RPG plays a little bit. It plays a little bit like a tactics game.
Absolutely accept its like it's a fucky There's sometimes where I'm like, oh,
combat has been engaged, and then like one of my characters can go,
and then the rest of them can go after the enemy goes, and
I'm like, I don't I don't understand how the game makes this decision at
all. Oh, it's initial, it's it's initiating from dungeons and dragons that
score yeah yeah speed. Essentially, the thing that holds the entire game back
for me is literally the fact that it's dungeons and dragons, Like I feel
like I would love this game if it was if it was if it was
any other ip, I would love it. But like because it's like there's
a there's a goblin here and you've got a fucking oh you got a mind
flare or whatever in your head, and I'm like, okay, it's it's
the game. It's wild, bro, It's so crazy to me. You're
like you're like, you're like the fact that this is the the cornerstone of
role playing games, rich with more lord than any game has possibly is a
minus to me. And that's like, oh, okay, cool. It's
like saying, man, this movie, this movie is about the most interesting
person on the planet, and I don't like that. That's what like,
Hey, it's more about like, hey, this is the best movie you
ever made. Also, it's two hundred hours. It's like, okay,
well, you know you wouldn't watched the best way maybe twitter hours. It
wouldn't bring watch me not, No, I would not. That's crazy.
I'd watch. That's an experience because here's the thing to be well, no,
no, what are you gonna say? No, no, no,
I was just bigg biggie backingggg what bigot back awesome that's an awesome cental phrase
like Biggott backing is like if someone's shouting slurs and you're like, yeah,
I agree, but I don't want to say it that ship nor in what
have you guys seen the thing with the girl that sounds like SpongeBob? You
guys have it's I It's so I found it. I found it thoroughly underwhelming,
honestly, like lame and not funny. Why does she sound like SpongeBob
just talking? No, there's no getting getting getting ripe pipe down, but
she sounds like SpongeBob crying during it. And it's so fucking funny because someone
put someone put actual SpongeBob music in the background and it was so funny.
That was one of the I that was one of the lamer things I saw
recently. I don't know. It didn't do anything for me. To me,
I was like, all right, it could have been funny, like
it was oversold. I think, like it's funny, but it's not like
I didn't laugh at it. But I'll put it in a chat for dirty.
But the one thing, okay, some one thing I'll say about balls
Gate is it like it's it's just I found it. I just don't.
Oh yeah, I'll let him experience the SpongeBob music makes it way better.
You look at him, look at him silently. I'm just smiling a little
bit. It's also kind of disgusting. Yeah, it doesn't like the thing
is like that she's going through. He's running her through. Man, He's
it's weird. It's weird. But the SpongeBob noess of it doesn't really kick
in for me. Like it doesn't. It never kicks in for me.
It's like, why this, Like what's what is happening down there? Like,
what's what's the situation? Like him possible? Bro, what's the sitch?
Like he's probably like he's way too well endowed or something, and she's
just like not enjoying that at all, bro, because that is that's not
Yeah, that does not sound like good sex, dude at all. That
sounds it sounds I'm having a rough time. But fucking I don't know it.
I think what it comes down to you for me, honestly, is
that like I just prefer real time, Like if I'm in an RPG world,
I prefer it to be real time. Like there's something about the overhead
and the kind of turn based nature of it. That feels like I understand
that, like what it like, what the point of it is. I
understand like, oh, you get to like kind of think tactically. I
understand that, like, oh, you roll and then you kind of it's
like a game of dice and you're kind of like rolling. You're playing with
fade every time you try anything really like and I get that that's cool.
But to me, it's like that dice roll is kind of done automatically in
a real time game. Like if if I if my dexterity is low in
real life, then my dexterity is low. Like if I can't aim for
shit with my arrow, then I'm fucked, you know, like I miss
the shot. And that's that to me, is that dice roll and it
doesn't interrupt the flow of what I'm doing to do that. If that makes
sense? Do you do? What? Were you someone that liked playing like
Solitaire? No? Yeah, exactly. That's the like there's like it's like
there's like I feel like there's like two types of lanes. There's people that
like to do this tactical bullshit and then there's people that are like, ah,
it's just not not for me, and I like, I'm I'm in
the both camps. But I will say that to a certain extent. The
one thing that I don't really I'm not used to with Baller's Gate is the
wasting a turn on movement, where that's something that like really kind of the
most RPGs that I play, I'm not used to. So I'm just just
advancing and then just fighting. And so I understand the idea of like because
because in this game it's isometric as well, that's one thing it's it's different
from most other other RPGs that are turned based because it's like it's it's it's
a combination with like three kinds of games together. That's why that puts it
into like what it is. As D and D I understand. The movement
shit is fucking annoying because you're like, Oh, I'm gonna go fight this
guy up. I'm only I only have X amount of movement forward. Then
I gotta stop. I can dash, I'll wait. That takes my whole
action to dash. I'll get up to him and I'm just in their face,
but I can't fight them at the moment. But that moment, that's
when that's when strategy comes in. That's when spell casts a little sh gets
that into the game. But I understand, Like for me personally, it's
like, I like, I like the idea to be able to plan things
because the idea of planning something, setting it up, and in it working
is so fulfilling to me. Ye right, that is my That is what
I really enjoy. I also do like playing real time games, like I
played Destiny all the time. Destiny's a real time RPG sort of with guns.
Yeah, I mean you play both of them. Yeah yeah, so
I'm like, I'm making both camps. They're they're different styles of games.
I've never been like, it's with rare exception. Am I a turn based
person? Like? Like I don't I specifically, I don't like any card
games at all. I don't like playing cards. I don't like waiting for
people. I don't like I've played their tactics games. I do like to
be fair. But that's more I don't know, that's this but a lot
simpler. It's less. I don't know, it's it's less. Uh,
there's no like initiative. It's just like your turn, my turn, your
turn, my turn. I can handle that but like the second I don't
know why. It's like, I mean, you cleared it up with initiative
and all that stuff. I didn't even I wasn't even think about that because
I'm not a DND person. But yeah, there is one thing too.
There's but then there's things that I think about, like it's like, okay,
it's D and D, so what can I do. It's like and
I think about, like, oh, what do I want to do?
It's like I'm talking. This isn't necessarily a spoiler. It's pretty early on
in the game. But there's a goblin lady that I'm talking to right now
that I know has a sleep potion because if I go to if I go
to pickpocket, it says she has a sleep potion. It's like, okay,
and she when we get into combat, she alerts everybody around you that
like she's being attacked, and it's like, okay, well I want to
kill her without without alerting anybody. So it's like if I can pick pocket
the sleep sleep potion, like can I like, can I make her fall
asleep? And as far as I've been able to tell, I have no
fucking idea how to do that, and no nothing I try works, and
so I'm left to be like, all right, well what you do to
her is this right? So what you do is this right? At that
moment, it's like doing these ideas, what the tools you have available?
How can you do X, Y or Z. That's pretty much how what
you have to figure out? Right? So for me and things like them,
and that encounter, that exact encounter, I know where you are.
What I did is I just hit the bitch. I sneak up, turn
and I hit her and she died, and then I took the Yeah,
but you're a barbarian or something probably No, No, I was like that
characters as a rogue, you sneak attack them. You sneak up to her
where no one's around, You don't bring any of your homes, and you
go by yourself on some on some thorer dark thirty ship and you hit her,
hit her, you kill the bitch, you take the potion. Or
what I did was really fucked up. There's another area with like you're talking
about that. There's a bunch of drums all around. I pit as a
ranger, and I made my bird go in there and break every drum so
they couldn't call each other to help each other out. I didn't know the
drums. Yeah, I mean it's it's the option. It's probably like say,
you know, when people would because I would, you know, rarely
I would. I would. I don't really defend ubisof ever, but I
I once would go because people would criticize the newer Assassin's Creed games for being
too like, oh, there's too many icons and directions and kind of telling
you how to do everything, but I would say, hey, you can
also turn all that shit off. And I feel like in this game,
I'm like, Okay, is there something where I could turn it on a
little bit to where it can at least kind of give me a little bit
of a guidance, because I know it's the idea is it's it's open,
you do what you want. But then I feel like there's a probably the
average gamer is going to go through this having no fucking idea that they can
interact with certain things. Is it is tricky to find because a lot of
there's there's this specific part with like a windmill and like where you have to
like like you have you have to. And I was looking for that break
for so long because I was thinking like, oh, it's it's an isommetric
game. It must be big enough for me to see from this perspective.
And it's like, no, you have to like zoom the fuck in to
see this small break. And I'm like, bro, like, come on,
like if there's like a if there was like a highlight interactable and I
understand that that's like probably there is. You don't don't you don't know the
highlight button for things. I know it's left all. I know it's left
all, but it doesn't highlight interactables and how and highlights loutables as far as
I oh, so it's it's not everything that you can interact with. It's
just it's just stuff that you can loot pick up, okay, all right,
which is useful. I found that windmill thing by mistakes. I wanted
to think, and the first few times I just stopped it and I reversed
it. Homy just went flying. You just see like a little dark body
flying through the sky, and I'm like, damn. There's also this one
thing too where I was like this one thing. There's also this one thing
too where like one of my one of one of the people in my party
got cat and they were like, get me out of this cage. I'm
like okay, and then I go around the corner to look for like a
lever or something, and then it's just it says you left her to her
fate, and I'm like, well, I mean, you know, it's
funny. I don't know. I fucking there's nothing to interact with funny at
all the time. I aimed it and it didn't say like damage, it
didn't say like it could receive damage. And I was like, okay,
I guess I don't know. So I was looking through to let her down
and then I fucking failed it. So I said, all right, I
guess she's gone. Fuck her anyway. I didn't like her. That was
so funny, bro, That's how I actually, you know, that's how
I felt initially the opening part of the game, the opening part where that
bitch is trapped, where I was like, wait, you left her?
No, I didn't. But the thing was, it took me a minute
to figure out what to do because I was thinking, if I go forward,
probably she's fucked for some reason. That was my initial thought of like
if I didn't. I didn't think that because I thought this is the best
RPG known demand surely I can walk around the fucking corner and she'll stay there.
But like yo, immediately like it said, auto saved, like you
left it her faith, and then I went back and she was gone.
I was like, bro, that's I mean, I get it, like
the perfect but no, no, it's no, no, no, it's
just the idea of you guys don't know how deeply you can interact or not.
That's no, it's it's it's the idea that that's true as well.
But also like I'm thinking back to other RPGs I've played where like someone's trapped,
like I think about like Skyrim or something where like someone's trapped in something
and you have to go through the entire dungeon to get them out. And
I'm like, okay, well, okay, so my knowledge is you're not
you're not wrong, and so like all right, I didn't care that this
particular she sucked sucks. She's so powerful, she is so strong. But
the thing is like for me, like things like that, right I saw
I saw this person, I saw this person I forgot like held up right,
lift it aloft And I'm like, hmm, you know what I'm gonna
do. I'm gonna shoot the bottom of that because I don't see any I
don't see where she's being. I lifted from the shot fell out. She's
like, you fucking bitch, I hit myself and I'm like, yeah,
whatever, yeah, you want to know what? You know what? You
know what? I thought it was like because I tried to zoom out as
far as I can, and then like it's the cage and then it's hooked
up to a thing and then there's like kind of like a cliff overhead,
and I was like, oh, maybe like maybe this path wraps around and
up and there's like a thing to like detach the trap. That's what I
was thinking, And I'm an idiot. I guess I should just I assume.
I'm going to assume. I'm going to assume from now on that every
solution to every problem is on the fucking same screen that the problem is on.
That seems to be the case because I don't want to fuck up.
I don't want to. I don't or I'll just continue to me save crazy
save RPG's in general, like when I the first play through of Skyrim,
especially because of the crashing, like the first play through the sky Room,
Save Bro I had three difference. This motherfucker Chris, Remember you made me
a fucking vampire, you piece of shit, you stupid fuck you did.
I don't remember that. What are you talking about? You did that?
You were like, oh my bad, and just maybe a vampire. And
I was like, oh my bad. Yeah, you went, you went
downstairs to get your like Chipotle or something, and I walked into a vampire
saying got bitten and walked back and paused. But I wasn't even a good
vampires. One of those raggedy vampires was like the fucking raggedy ones. And
from this, oh yeah different. Yeah, I feel like there's I'm gonna
look into uh if I can't. If I can't because I don't have that
much time, that's not gonna look into Jack. Shit, he's not gonna
look at anything look at him. Yeah, I guess what are you talking
about? It's yeah, whatever the fucking mean whatever I mean? Yeah,
you're right. I watched the funny. I watched a bunch of videos kind
of prepping myself. But then I made the decision. It was Joe.
It was Joe. Joe that because I talked to her about like damn every
time I get on social media, somebody's fucking coming about Balder's Gate. It's
just yeah, that's all I keep seeing. And I kept telling myself I'll
play later when eventually I'll find like a steam key that's like ten bucks off
or something. And I'm like, all right, just to like kind of
justify not buying, you know something, I should I should be using my
money more wisely, but whatever, she fucking has money due, so she's
like here play and I'm like, oh, hell yeah, dude, that
that's that's that is that free ship rules, free us. That's why you
have those exactly. That's the reason, exactly why she exists. Nothing I
would I figured I just bought it because like I saw, I saw everybody
praising it. I had it on pretty good authority that it was probably like
a really good game, and I was like, you know what, also,
I'll support uh, because because I was under the initially I was gonna
buy it and just never play it, because I was just like whatever,
I'll I'll toss a toss, toss a coin to the witcher and fucking just
move on because quite frankly, like good games deserve support, like if if
I can, if if and I'm fortunately in a position where I I can
do something like that every every once in a while. I'm not gonna go
crazy by fucking everything. But but this is one of those examples where I'm
like, all right, yeah, fuck it. Whatever they seem to have
made like a Game of the Year contender here, I'll fucking buy it.
Send a message that we want more of this stuff. But I don't know,
man, I gotta put more. I'm way so I gotta Yeah,
I'm way less. I'm fucking way less. I know. I just I'm
working on so many projects that I'm like, fuck, I almost almost wish
she didn't buy it for me, because now it's like, oh great,
No, I'm gonna neglect other shit and I'm gonna start going hand because now
that we're talking about it, I want to play as soon as we're done.
I was like, I want to I want to do Unfortunately, you
know what, Unfortunately I have somebody coming over to my house play, coming
over afterward down recording. I want to just coming over your house. Man
is like, isn't that like that? Shit's got to be exhausting. It's
literally hates it, bro because wherever I've lived, it's always been the place
everybody comes to that that has been me, it's been my energy. So
it's it's just it's just friends or family stuff. It's friends, family's friends
family. I don't even mind to tell them that. Hey, man,
go look, I gotta I gotta, I gotta fucking balls. I've been
waiting for this ship for its cool. Man. I'll be able to play
it like i've played. I'll have time, trust me, it's cool.
And then something happens, of course, of course not, and I'm like
and I'm like, I can't even finish it. Let's let's lighten the mood
since it is getting depressing. So Little Ta's dead, right, Little te
got dead? And I really want to laugh at this, But can I
say something? I sincerely and this is this might be surprising to a lot
of people listening. I have no fucking idea who Little Ta is. I've
never heard of this in my life. I don't know what people are talking
about. I just saw this trending Little Tay's dead, and I'm like,
who the fuck is that? And apparently this was this thing that was like
I don't know, like, did you know who this person was? Yeah?
I've seen Yeah, a little te gotten to some I found out through
because it was that wave of like, uh uh, catch me outside and
woa VICKI and then they basically she became like a copy of them. I
remember there was two controversies. One of them I think it was involved with
rice gum or something. I don't remember. Something happened between them. I
don't remember exactly. And then uh that that little Tay was exposed by there
her brother was the one pulling the strings of everything of like she was like
an innocent little girl, very nice and shit, and then it would show
behind the scenes of her like you know, different takes. It leaked somehow.
I don't know how it leaked, but uh so she was just obviously
being completely manipulated to make a bunch of money. And now what the dude,
what in God's name because her brother are dead, Yeah, what happened?
So it's there's I saw some things online that they were but I can't
suspect of the dad. I heard that or I saw some stuff online that
like people are suspecting that the dad did it because there was videos of her
talking about how abusive her dad was, and there was there was stuff about
like her brother, trying to trying to get legal help to kind of emancipate
themselves from from him specifically, and then like and suddenly both of them are
dead. It's weird. Man. I'm not gonna I'm not saying, well,
it's true. I just I don't know. I have no idea this
is what I've seen. Uh, but it's it's pretty fucking wild. I'm
just more surprised that I just this was this big cultural thing that everybody kind
of seems to be aware of, and I just said it was. It
was, it was, it was. It was twenty it was the twenty
sixteen to twenty seventeen. Confusing, but that's what. It was. Weird
that you missed. That's when I was the most clued into all this stuff,
Like, that's it. I remember them staging some bee if it was
her, and I can't remember if it was Woe VICKI or the other one
catch me outside. I remember what the fuck her name is? Uh,
A little bad baby or something. That's it. That's it. That's it,
bad baby baby, all of them. Yeah, there was something where
I think, oh it was, yeah, it was bad baby. It
wait, little Tavo woll VIGGI I don't know, but you see how they
were all fucking that's so crazy. Man, Like two thousand and nine,
this chick was broken. Bio on TikTok says, helped me. What crazy
doesn't Wait? Wait, who Jesus Christ, what I'm serious? Are you
serious? Oh? Man, I'm I'm I'm finding myself chat I send a
chat right now. I want to laugh, but I can't because it's not
it's not the time. But I mean, look, if we didn't know
all the behind the scene ship, then this would just because this would be
and I think the fact that it's like old put in the chat, it's
I want to laugh at the hell it says this page on this this what
Cason doesn't know how to send it? It is I copy, trying to
get, trying to get, trying to get hieroglyphics somehow, and the fucking
in the goddamn chat. Send it. Send a no ken in the chat.
Try it again. See see what happens. Oh, let's see,
because I want to see that. I want So what I'm gonna so,
what I'm gonna do right now is I'm just gonna copy this image straight up.
Never mind it doesn't matter. Well, and then I'm gonna send the
image straight up to you. Guys said it was a little te back,
so I don't need to it doesn't stop. It's not gonna bring a little
tay back. This is honestly a fucking crazy start. Like the thing that's
so the thing that's unfortunate about this is that like this literally just happened like
moments ago, basically, like like maybe like two hours before we started recording.
Sodoubtedly undoubtedly, yes, so undoubtedly earlier today. That's Unforred. My
heart is hurt and no or yesterday, I don't know. But the point
is undoubtedly, at some point before this even gets posted, there will be
more information. Right, there's gonna be like a lot like we're gonna know
more because that's how quick the fucking news cycle goes. Like we're gonna find
some more stuff. Maybe by then, I don't know, we'll figure out
what the fuck happened, But right now we're just kind of, you know,
it's it's just something that happened. I have no knowledge of this person.
I've never heard of. I think I heard her referenced in like a
song once and then I was like, oh, I guess. I wasn't
even curious enough to look it up. I was like, I guess that's
a person. And then I just and then I just kind of went on
with my day. But at least we got Balder's Gate. Because we got
Balder's Gate, I'm really care. I mean, I'm gonna be real,
I'm kind of hoping that this turns into some type of like true crime thing.
I mean, she's already dead, so but it probably will be a
true crime. Like it's weird, man, it's weird that both of them
are dead. Unless it's like some fucking crazy it could just be like a
freak accident. I'm like, like a lab Yeah, like like a lab
explosion, or like a helicopter falling into the back. I don't know,
I don't know three that would happen to Kobe. Yeah, he was just
he saw he saw a basketball hoop from five hundred feet in the air,
and then he took was like winning. The pilot was like, you think
you're good at this, watch check this out. He set up a basketball
the mountains, just off the mountain off Kobe, right, It's crazy that
I knew I knew Kobe Bryant from from people yelling Kobe when they would throw
things, and not from him being a basketball playersall and look it is ludle
crisball. I watched. There's a podcast I listen to call it a cognitive
dissonance, the same thing. This one dude was like he they were talking
about Lebron James and he's like, is he the one who died? It's
like god, oh my god, Like they're just so some people have no
idea and it sometimes seems impossible to me. But I'm like, fair enough,
I know honestly, dude, if I'm tired enough, you could get
that response out of me. Like I have my wits about me to know
to know who who these people are. But like if you can, if
you wake me up out of a deep sleep and you're like, is Lebron
James dead, I'll probably be like, yeah, what I think? So
of course I'll go back to bed. From what I heard. From what
I heard from what's crazy? So fucking stupid? All right, I don't
know what do you guys? Uh anything? You guys? What I was?
What else happening? I don't should have a moment of sirens, sirens,
We should have moment of sirens speak moment rest little kid, she was
annoying. You were annoying. It should but you should have still been alive.
Well, it's probably your dad, you know, being a fucking psycho.
I guess the thing, man, I don't know. Every time I
see a child influencer, I'm like child abuse, because no child's fucking ridiculus.
Whenever whenever I see people have their kids online, like oh, I'm
gonna have this social media thing where I like, I raised my kid,
I'm like, I don't like bro, I don't like this, yo,
real quick. I I was trying to find that TikTok thing you said about
her saying help me. Instead, I found a The way somebody found out
little Tay died is there's an ai realistic fish head doing breaking news, like
on SpongeBob like this justin little like and I'm like, yo, oh the
SpongeBob, the realistic fishhead, the news anchor breaking news. Yeah. And
I'm like, I was like, yo, that is that is that is
such a crazy way to find that out has died. That is that is
a wild I didn't even consider that that That's like, that's probably like the
way a lot of people or at least well, not a lot of people,
but like numbers wise, a lot of people, not percentage wise,
a lot of people. That's probably how a lot of people find out like
world chattering news. It's through that fucking SpongeBob on TikTok that the fish head
delivering it breaking news. Oh Sam up in Lauden has flown a plane into
the world, and it's it's just this. I love how it immediately segues
from the clip of the voice actor saying breaking news in like a perfect way
to this, really JANKI AI that clearly sounds fucked up and wrong. There's
just no but all right, I don't know. Let's move on. Let's
get some get some questions. I guess all right, yeah, let's do
it. Oh wait, wait, we'll be right back after these after these
uh, after these little messages from Little Taste Grave. No no, no,
So let's relax. Are you gay? Then you need men? This
is an ad for men. Look outside, they're everywhere. They're here,
they're there, they're even in their underwear. Man, man, man,
man, all right, welcome back. We're gonna do some questions. Uh
God, damn it. Indie butterknif on YouTube dot com right, and he
says, hey, dudes, what should be the first AI generated film?
And why is it a snark tank biopic? To that end, who would
you who y'all cast in a snark tank biopic? I love I love this
question. Who would we cast m I would cast Keith David as me right
now? Oh my god, you would of course that fast you can.
I want Michael basketball Jordan to play me. Michael Michael Jordan, Okay,
uh so I want I want a black actor as well, purely because I
think, no, no, no, no, no, here's here's why.
Because if it was true to life, it would be hilarious because there
would be many instances in the film where I where I don't say the N
word, and everybody's wondering why, like why am I specifically, and like
there's an argument whether or not I can say it, even though it's like
three black guys in a room and there was gonna be like everybody's gonna be
why is this even a conversation? It's like, oh no, it's just
casting. He was just the best. He was just he was just the
best actor for the role of Chris. He was the best. He did
Chris The Best Man. He did Chris the Best He did The Best Man.
It was like, but like he's black, Like, yeah, it's
not a problem. Can we have like a black guy, but do Puerto
Rican white face or whatever? And like here's the thing, there's not Puerto
Rican. If a Puerto Rican does white black face, how how bad is
it? It's the Puerto Rican does it? It? Still it depends on
how black it is. No, no, no, no, But if
it's a Puerto Rican, Like what if Fat Joe does black face, you
know, like what like what happens? Then that's that's pretty that's I mean,
I guess that's an interesting conversation because Fat Joe does not understand he's not
black. Yeah yeah, but that's that's different. That's different than just what
do you mean? What does that mean he thinks he's black? Like that
differ. He's he's not a he's not a me Puerto Rican. He's he's
a you. He's barely a you Puerto Rican. I think if it's pretty
very white, prazy, he's pretty green eyes, he's green eyes. He
was a blondie. Green eyes, he's been eyes. Yeah, that's weird
as hell. No, man, no, he can't get away with that.
I'm sorry. That's like you at the very least, you gotta go.
You gotta have Pun. Pun is half black. Pun is literally down
the middle of black. And Pun was very proud about being a black man.
He wouldn't like his blackness was very apparent in the way he would speak,
in the talking way he would act, and him and Pun were like
brothers. You know what's funny, Pun said the N word way less two
he did. That's what makes it crazy. And Pun is a nigga is
one he was crazy. Is that half half half breeds don't say it as
much, which is crazy that hybrids don't say it as much unless there's unless
they say it too much. Then they say it too much. You're like,
yo, dude, chill out, man, you look like Margaret Thatcher
stopped saying so seriously, I think, okay, so Keith, David,
Michael, Michael, Basketball Jordan, and I don't know if any other Puerto
Ricans and fucking I guess bad Bunny because he's the only person laughs nigga though
it doesn't matter. It's like he's that's that's it. It's like there's there's
little boy there's Linn. Manuel couldn't play me. Why couldn't he? He
he could not play me. He doesn't have the books not he's not viable,
he doesn't have the build. He doesn't have to build me. Just
you gotta find, you gotta find, like you gotta find someone. I
don't know. Let's do it more accurate, Like just give Tom Holland the
role. I guess, I don't know, he's short. There you go,
There you go. Tom Holland, Keith David and Michael Basketball Jordan have
a podcast in this in the Snark Tank biopic film, where like that would
be such an amazing conversation. We meet up, we meet up, We
meet up in a in a in a in a garage to record the first
episode, and then like we we hit uh and on the record, and
then we turned to each other and they're like music swells and it's like I
think we have something here, and then like we we're we're like shoot up
to stardom, and then like one of us gets like one of us,
one of us inevitably gets too big for like the group, and they were
like, I don't know, man, I think I have a I think
I want to be a solo act, you know, and then that that
catholic happens, and then that person struggles with like drugs and alcohol or some
fucking crazy thing, and then the other two like continue to live in you
know, they keep doing the same thing, and then we all reunite at
the end, and then that's that's like basically the biopic formula, really,
isn't it. That's that's kind of new story is that based on? By
the way, because that's not every single that's not every single musician, but
every single musician has that biopic What is every music? You guys see you
see the the what is it? Is it the dirt or the dirty whatever?
The one the movie based on Molly Crew were uh, it's it's pretty
good and Vince Neil the sing like that is that's him essentially, He just
you know, very arrogant. But then you got into heroin killed his homie
and a car crash on accident, you know, obviously and probably still dealing
with that to this day. Uh yeah, there's some pretty they've reunited since
then, But there wasn't Motley Crew. It was Tommy Lee that was his
name, not Tommy. Yeah. Yeah, he's the drummer Tommy Lee.
Yeah, his name Tommy Lee. Actually no, yeah, really I thought
Tommy Lee was the guy from Men in Black. I guess, I guess
that's Tommy Lee Jones. There you go. Tommy Lee is the Pamela Anderson's.
I don't know if they were married, but they were definitely smashing that
stupid boat porn that they did. That like literally started everything of celebrities fucking
like that was that was the If that didn't happen, If that didn't happen,
we never have the Kardashians. You can. You can't blame him for
Paris Hilton. When I ascend to my throne, He's going to be the
first tortured bro that I was talking about. Was he that I was talking
about? How O J. Simpson basically like created our modern culture? Is
that I was talking to. No, So do you think police went extra
hard after him? No? No, No, that's not what I'm saying.
What I'm saying is when OJ Simpson O J. Simpson killed that woman
clearly, allegedly that womanly and right. I can't forget that he so he
did that, and then the trial happened and who alleged lawyer who was his
lawyer? Who was his lawyer? Put Robert Kardashian the father, which had
two what wait wait erupting, you're interrupting my entire pitch here. So the
Kardashians are thrust it into the limelight because of this, right, they're fucking
super rich, they're superpowerful. They essentially like create fucking reality television as we
know it today, and suddenly they're like this massive Like can you imagine like
the modern era without the influence of the Kardashians. No, because I kind
of can't. I genuinely can't. And I here, what's a story with
Ruth and her zero alcohol beer? Maybe she's doing enjoy January. She's a
bit late, could be on antibiotics. Sure, Ruth is fit as a
fiddle. Maybe she has an important fiddle recital. Nah, that was last
week. It wasn't bad. Actually got the car with you. It's a
nice roots. No, I don't you never need a reason to enjoy agree
tasting beer zero zero exclamation needed. I think it's largely do all because OJ
could not kill that person. That is very interesting. That weird, that's
very interesting. Way. Yeah, yeah, Like I'm really curious to see
I wish I could. I wish I could peer into different reac. Yeah,
Like it's just like I wonder what it would be like if he just
never killed that woman, and like we just don't. We just don't have
a lot of things change because of that. So what I think, I
think what happened is if he wouldn't have killed that woman, he would have
really had a career in comedy, genuine he would have become like a real
like a real communic character, I mean crazy. He was great, fucking
funny. No, okay, so no, not stand up, No,
not in front of a crowd, because no, not stand up. Nor
let's go back even further, not even to OJ. Let's go back to
let's go back to the cops that beat up Rodney King because and why I
say that, or the guy that filmed it happen, because if he didn't
film it happening, because that is connected to why OJ even got off in
the first place and white things got same year. Yeah, So the way
that there was so much bullshit from that that the jury there there was no
there. It was like it's payback, We're gonna get this nigga off because
the jury was scared that would be another ride like that, and La couldn't
take another one other thing. La proper couldn't take another ride like that,
but it would have been across the country. I think it's maybe a little
bit weak both. It was kind of like the sentiments of obviously the racist
uh Mark Furman clearly racists. There was when it makes it worse is that
if so, this is gonna sound and suck and people are gonna deny it.
But a lot of white people didn't believe the degree of police brutality that
was happening, especially in the nineties, to black people, until that shit
became public knowledge. Yep, because people in New York were talking about that
shit all the time, and then they saw it happen and this guy recorded
because that guy beat him, like Ronne King got beat so bad it was
like almost ridiculous. There was like almost you know what's you know what's crazy
about that too? Is that like that that was so shocking that it like
was headlined, that was like national like that was like a big deal.
And now like every day I see videos of police like doing fuck shit,
like and no one it's really sad. Like I saw a video yesterday that
was like that that came across my time, or like two days ago,
of some dude walking in to the house. This lady calls nine to one
for some fucking reason. I don't know why, but like they're coming out
to greet the cops and there's like a dog or whatever, and it comes
out and the cops like, you keep that dog away, I'm gonna shoot
that dog. And immediately I'm like, why are these Why are these Why
are they so horny for shooting dogs? They don't get it, And so
he shoots at the dog, misses and hits the person who called the cups,
and she's screaming, and she's screaming, She's like, you shot me,
and then he goes, I didn't shoot you. He literally says he
said that, Like I watched the video. He said, I didn't shoot
you. This this this intelligible eight this fuck. It's unbelievable, how it
is unbelievable, how inept these police officers are. Man, It's like,
you guys are supposed to be our saviors, and you guys are as dumb
as rocks. Bro It's more unbelievable. I want to go that there's a
kid with a gun in there you're talking to my going there, I don't
I can't believe that that is actually a moment in our history. Like that
is, that doesn't seem real. You tell somebody that store and they're like
that, that's not that's not true. That wouldn't happen. Like if you
if if you were on Who's smarter than the fifth grader? The fifth grader
would be like, that didn't really happen. You'd be like, oh that
that could get you, dude, not to mention the whole did you guys
here with whole Kayson that ship? Yeah? Oh yeah? Uh in Union
Square? He fucking of course in New York. That's why I hate New
York. That's why. That's why, that's why I fell out of love
with New York because New new York is not what it was when I was
younger. What are you talking about? This stuff used to happen. All
that would not have happened. That would have not have happened back in the
day. Kinson It absolutely would have happened back in the day. The only
difference is we have the internet now. If we had the internet back in
the day to the same degree that we have it now, it would have
absolutely happened. It absolutely would have they. I don't know if you remember
this two thousand and one and two thousand and one people flew planes into the
fucking Twin Towers. Yes, they were from New York and Chris, they
were from New York. Chris, they're from Afghanistan. Is not from New
York. He is than you are. And I I was like, he's
from New York. He's more New york Is than we are. He's not
from New York. We don't Chris, Chris, Chris, he is Chris.
He's more of a New York than both of we are. He stayed
there longer than both of us did. Is it true that he didn't even
have PS five when he promised them? I heard that he had. Some
people were saying he didn't have it, and he was like, are you
serious. That's the nature of the modern internet world. That's why that's what
people do now. They're like, I'm sure, where do you? Where
do you? I didn't even think about where where do you stand? On
the thing. He didn't. He didn't tend to do that. But you
still have to as a as a as a creator, you gotta still be
aware that, like if we lived in a perfect world, people wouldn't be
stupid enough to do shit like that, you know, people wouldn't people would
be able to control themselves. But it's also New York and New York niggas
suck, you know, like people we we I hate to say it.
I love my home, but whenever there's gonna be some shit, people acting
a fool, there's gonna be some New York to get over there that I
would have sights the on trying to get come up on some shit he didn't
need to come up on. So at the same time, it's this like
he could have he could have orchestraated it better. But at the same time,
it's like he didn't intend to do that. I fucking completely disagree.
I completely disagree. So here's here's because I am a fraction of his size,
and when I organized a meet up in fucking Union Square, way more
people showed up than I anticipated. And it wasn't like a fucking riot.
It wasn't like a big like problem like where people were getting jumping on cars
and shit, but it was like way more than I anticipated. And that
was by the way, with thirty minutes. Notice like like thirty minutes,
like out of nowhere, like, hey, in thirty minutes, I'll be
in Time not Time Square, in Union Square, and like dozens of people
showed up, and I remember being like, this is and by the way,
we moved away too, so like they were probably people showing up there
later after I had left, and so like knowing that at a fraction of
where like where I am, where he is, he ab so lutely knew
that it would be a fucking disaster to have that many people getting up in
chasing electronics electronics that people specifically can't get their hands on. It couldn't have
gotten their hands on for like for years at this point. Expensive he's if
he's from New York, he should know what the fuck that means. If
he That's why I don't believe it. Like only an out of state person
could do that in Manhattan and not expect the fucking what happened. It's insane
baffling. Here's the thing. Here's the thing, though, I think you
underestimate how stupid that guy is. That's crazy. I've watched I watched a
few clips of him. Idiot. He's really really stupid. And here's the
thing. Wait, wait, wait, he's a twitch streamer, right that
he mainly does twitch like You'll have You'll have like one hundred thousand current viewers
and stuff. He's very Here's here's the thing. Hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on. But here's the thing I don't because he
has people, he works with, he has management. This is the thing
that trips me out. And this isn't thing. Okay. I wanted to
kind of just to support my argument. I've always been extremely skeptical of and
I still am of the Logan Paul suicide Force thing because of the amount of
people involved. I was. I had a harder time believing that there's no
way that this ship was real and it's still made it onto YouTube and everything.
However, I'm like, you know, his posse or probably all retarded
too, so it is possible that this could make it onto YouTube and stuff
like that. But the one thing that makes me think it's still fake is
because there was no name, there was no family that came for there was
nothing, there was no donations, there was nothing. It still seems fake
to me. However, for the part of it to where I say,
I don't believe that people would be this dumb to put it up. I've
stepped back from that argument because I think about this situation with Kai Sinette,
where he has management, the people that were with him, and everyone,
not one person was like, this is the dumbest fucking thing. We have
no permits, we have no venue, which you would need really to How
is that many people you'd want to venue? With security and stuff. You
can't just have it be open. That is so astronomically stupid. And I
don't expect that idiot to think about that shit. But people surrounding him to
be like, hey, obviously we can't do this, And I was like,
not one person was like, uh, it's such an obvious thing that
will like it's It's so difficult for me to believe that a thinking adult could
not anticipate this happening, because of course, no, no, no,
you know I have five hundred free ps fives in a Times square? Are
you crazy? I don't think I wouldn't. I would not have. I'm
a person of me. I would never you wouldn't think that. But I
think it would be a lot of people. It would be a lot of
people that would come there and at all right, cool, I would assume
because because you would just you you're thinking of you fan base. My audience,
right, my audience right now, they would not come there, and
they're not right. You would hear fuck shit, you would see funck shit,
but it wouldn't be a riot. The thing about his audience that his
audience is a month of young dumb. They all were and they're they're they're
what they're what New York became and not what it was. That's the thing.
We're different generations, you know, my generation. I don't think people
would have done that shit. I really I think they would have come there,
and I think something would have probably happened, like it would have gotten
crazy in some way, like maybe a fight broke out or two something like
that, but not a riot. I don't. I don't think because you
can't have you have faith faith in your fan base. Can you imagine your
Chris your fan base now, I'm saying specifically people that know you, because
these were people that specifically knew him and they were hanging off of cars and
stealing a shit like, do you think that your fans would do that?
Though? I don't think. I feel like I don't think my fans would
do it, But I do think if let's if we just were rewind the
clock of this exact I don't think it's like a generational thing, is what
I'm saying. I think if we re around the block and we and we
had twitch, and we had fucking Kaysenet in the fucking two thousands and like
we were growing up around that time, I think they would be the same
people there. It would, it would, It wouldn't be a I don't
think there's like a generational divide in that sense. I think these are twitch.
It's these are twitch audience to spend like every single day watching these people.
They're like, that's my friend Kai, I love him. Oh he's
getting away free ps And by the way, Kaysenz streams Kaysenate streams, it's
all him like lighting fires in his houses or like fucking doing like absurd buck
wild shit. So of course when they meet in person building like thousands of
them in person in Times Square or not Time Square, Union Square, they're
gonna do some fucking buck wild shit. My honest is probably gonna be like,
hey, they're probably gonna be like scalping, like I don't know,
Like they're probably gonna bring like some bleach bottles or like video games for me
to sign or like, it's a completely different audience and it's a completely different
parasocial situation there the audience makes the biggest Yeah, but but also beyond that,
I just generally and this is kind of infecting me a lot more as
time goes on, and I'm starting to like digest a lot more content from
from just outside of the spheres that I normally digest content from. I've I've
been seeing a lot of twitch streamers. I've been seeing a lot of YouTubers.
It's getting to the point where, like I'm really starting to respect people
like fucking like Logan Paul and like Jake Paul because when they were doing some
wild shit, at the very least they were making a video on it and
they were like having edited, like it was like at least fucking edited,
and actually there was actually at least there was some amount of work put into
it and planned. But this shit is like, oh, I'm gonna sit
in front of It's like XQUC shit where it's like I'm gonna sit in front
of other people's videos while they play talk so fast that I sound completely fucking
disabled. And and that's gonna be with him, bro, dude, he
he, he repeatedly says the stupidest shit. Can't. I don't know how
he has a fan base, Like, I don't get how he has fans
Like, feel like you have too much faith in humanity? Brother, I
like, I don't even as a kid, I'm like, I don't know
what this guy's saying. Channel. What is George Carlin's quote about people?
Like basically, you know what it is likely but I know, right,
But the paraphrase about like how stupid people are, Like, it's basically it's
just like how stupid people, how dummy think people are. They're like way
stupider than that. And it's very true when you just when you take a
step back, when you when you fail a little, people like how did
this guy that thing happened? Like, people are dumb as fuck. Think
about just think about the amount of people, the tens of millions of people
that genuinely think the election was stolen. QAnon's a real thing. There's this
the weirdest, wildest, wacky shit that is just people living their everyday lives
and like, yep, even though there is just mounds of evidence to the
contrary, they're just dumb. Then you can't do anything about it. You
have Kaisonat, who's just an entertaining guy who's incredibly stupid, where I saw
some of his content because of this whole thing, and I was like,
Wow, this guy is really dumb. It is it is? It kind
of actually shocking that he's alive. He hasn't been killed, like someone hasn't
killed. I don't think. I just think he's a young kid. He's
a young kid. He's not very he's in his twenties. He's calling him
a kids like, really dumb, he's not. He's a young man.
I just don't like there are levels of a lot of people. There's levels
to this ship man. When I was in my tw I never did anything
that fucking stupid. They just feel like I don't think I did. I
don't think I did either. I think of my twenties, I wasn't really
an idiot. I wasn't really doing shit that's endangering people. But the thing
is that, like the thing is that like I just I just don't I
just don't think. I don't always think the people on this this this Internet
era of people, I don't think they have a tangible knowledge of the numbers
and the influence they really have. They just don't have a tangible number.
I feel like we don't either, but we think we do because at the
live show, right when we got to the live show we went, when
I got it on that stage and there was a venue full of people to
see us, made my mind skip a few times. Yeah, I mean
I was just like, oh shit, I will save people. Yeah,
go ahead, now I's gonna say it's weird to put faces because that.
Yeah, I think I think he just didn't do that. He was probably
do this are probably Yeah, I will say for sure, I agree with
that because you know what I do, and he probably does the same thing.
He probably does the same thing as everybody else. Every other person that
is that has an audience and viewers and listeners and whatnot. They compare to
other people that are way bigger than them, So then you don't seem as
big. Because when I was thinking about where my main channel is right now,
where I was like, oh, my videos, I let the channel
die to the point where I was averaging like seven to nine thousand views or
whatever, like channel is pretty much dead. But then when I started thinking
about, like, you know, sometimes the videos will get up to like
fourteen thousand whatever they So I'm like that that's a fucking arena. That's an
arena full of people still watching. When you kind of have a perspective,
like think of it like this, right, Like there are times when I
do tweets or I do tweets thnumbers they get like a thousand, they get
like they get one hundred, they get less than a hundred of the Imagine
if right now you made a tweet like oh, I'm gonna be at the
at the PF changs on on Walton and Sun like that, come meet up
and two hundred people show up there. That's a lot of the people,
a lot of interaction, dude. You know, like just you don't understand
it. You don't get it until you're like, oh shit, yeah that
was crazy. You know what I think about I think I think, sorry,
go ahead, dude, I just say that's what that's what that was
was so good about. Vicon was actually like putting that in perspective where it's
like, oh, okay, because I remember there was a point where like
we would I remember who was a part of the group or not, but
like we would go okay, we would go to Vicon, we'd meet up
with people and they would go like, all right, let's go to fucking
cheesecake factory with like just the creators and our friends and stuff, and then
we would be followed by like a hundred people. Guys we get I specifically
remember some sweaty beard guy that I was made me really nervous, or some
guy that was sweating profusely and I'm like he looked like he was fucking thirteen,
but you have like a huge beard, And I was like, I
don't know about this guy that's like that. It's like that whoto of that's
it's like that photo of Leafy where like you, it's like, this is
a photo going around that looks and I understand this is going to sound weird,
but there's a photo of Leafy going around that looks like if a baby
could be a pedophile. It's like a really fucking bizarre photo. Like it's
a really I've seen that photo. And it's like you remember you remember hot
so guys, Look you remember Commander Kelly even remember you remember in original X
Men movie when they turned that dude that wasn't mute into a mutant. Yes,
he looks like that's happening to him where he was just starting to droop
when he was he was on the table. Yeah, it's like, I
don't know what happened to buddy. Man. He made all that money from
YouTube and he just I don't know he started he's streaming. Last time I
heard of him, he was streaming with the degenerates like Ethan Ralph and uh.
I was like, I was like, how is this How did this
guy get connected with these people? I didn't even I don't know. Is
this gate? Is this guy fucking returned? Is this kid he doesn't even
know how to surf it? See us go like I do Wow, Yeah,
I don't know, man, he uh he, I don't know,
man. Some people choose interesting fucking pads. Man. Yeah. And the
thing with XUC two is like that's an ongoing situation too, because I saw
that debate that he did with Ethan H three and it was yeah, it
was I I'm consistently impressed by how unintelligent your average streamer is. And by
the way, I understand that there's a huge bias here, but even just
in comparison to the YouTubers that I meet, you know, I see on
the street. I'm saying, like when we went to when we went to
Creator Clash, right we went when we went to Create a Clash, I
specifically remember like like hanging out with like act Man and Luke and these guys
and they're just like they're normal, and then you kind of meet a streamer
and you could tell that something's off immediately, like there's something that's like there's
nothing there or like nothing. That's what it feels like. Even remember what's
the one, the big booby one with the yeah yeah, Well she was
there, right, it was her. She felt hollow like looking at her,
I don't no, No, her friend was there and I was like,
she just felt like she was a ghost. I was like, what
is what is this work? She was working the event, but like I
feel like, yeah, I get that. But also it's it's it's there's
something about it, man, I think it. I think it's being live
all the time just SAPs your energy, so like when you're talking, you
just don't have any grief. I think that's what it is. I feel
like I feel like I feel like I feel like being a streamer doesn't exactly
require personality. No, no, it doesn't can say, obviously not obviously
not obviously not obviously not if XQUC is as big as he is, obviously
not. Dude. Let me let me give you an give you an idea
of what NEXTUC you sound like him? It what he dinner? What the
fuck? And then he leaves makes me he literally got up and walked away.
There's always do it. There's something that's always rubbed me the wrong way.
I don't know if you guys feel the same way about this, but
the way that people address the chat as like this overall arching thing, like
hey, chat, it reminds me of the way that like the Kids shows
and Nick Junior, the way that they would talk to the screen. It
just feels like like, I don't know, like condescending, and it's like
he's going chat and I'm like that You've definitely I've definitely referred to chat out
of convenience. But it is weird. It is weird. It just feels
weird because I understand that's the normal thing to do, but it's just like
it almost feels like we're I even uh, in my I started doing I
turned my Derek Blackman channel in a commentary. I was like, fuck,
I'm gonna throw commentary vaders on there, just throw up like moded stuff like
I even. I was like, I'm gonna subtly put nudity in there too,
like us what's his name? Sadler from Resuble four, Like he has
like a fucking heart on and like you could briefly see it, and I'm
just like I want to. I just want it'll be. It's so brief
that I won't get flagged. I won't get flagged. It's so brief.
I don't get on. I've seen I've seen it. He's got a rifle
on him. Bros, Like, what's going on here? Which he is
subliminally you're subliminally flash banging people and like fucking residue like one frame dude,
when you post the resubu shit on fucking Twitter, And this is Chris Redfield
with his his dick is opening doors for him. I'm like, Derek,
what are you doing with? What if? I've got way too many likes?
I don't even. I was like, what's going on here? My
thing, my thing about that is that how do you My thing is like
how do you like? I have mods on balders here right now, right
now, I'm playing without the mods. The next I put through the game,
why do you need that? Even because there's already assent and more and
more more always more like no way more more larger, larger, titty,
bigger, hip, more ass it's more good. But what you can I
ask something? What do you? What are you playing as in bald Year
right now? My my my class? Yeah? Who are like? What
are you? I'm a half off Forringer right now? Are you? Girls?
Guy? The guy I'm trying about the fling bitch broach brost. First
you gotta be you gotta be like someone that lays the pipe, and then
the next one you experiment exactly exactly. Women. I always plays women in
these these games. I don't know, yeah, because I don't want to
romance dudes and shit, I'm like, nah, I'm sucking everybody. I'm
sucking everybody. I'm sucking everybody. I'm halfway through fucking everybody. I'm fucking
everyone. Can see my second character fucks everybody. My first character just does
the degenerate shit that I would only do. You know, so likes we
fucking everybody. There's no there's no stone on turn bro I'm sucking the bear,
dude, too, Bro, I'm getting him next. NA. I
would always, I would always rejects underwear and put him in fucking Garrett's inventory
or whatever the fuck his name is. Imagine if you could get people in
trouble for that, that'd be amazing. If you could, like if you
could just steal underwear from people and like put him in someone's pocket and then
like tell on them. Oh my, you can if you play real live
bitch. I mean that's true. Yeah, that's true. You Actually you're
in town. We're gonna play DND. We're gonna play the Indi one,
which we come eat movie d Yeah. I'm gonna be a dragon born monk
and I'm gonna All I want to do is just assault people. Like it
doesn't even matter what's happening. Just put your hands on people. Bro.
That's that. I saw a clip of some dude on Twitter kicking a squirrel
to death and Bather's getting it. Fucking cracked me. I saw that too.
I was that made me because I wanted to experience that. That made
me buy the game. That was the one where I was like that.
That was. It wasn't the Nine out of Tends. It wasn't like the
fucking oh, this is once in a generation game. I saw that clip
and I was like, Okay, they'll let you kick a squirrel. To
the degree of a bad person, you can be in Dune and Dragons like
it's so cool, like in in in in Mass Effect, Paragon is a
head when you when you go you're a dick and ball in d and D
when you become a bad person, you're a monster. You're the kind of
you're the kind of bad bad motherfucker's that rape and pillows will be like yo,
easy, easy. I want to have as least amount of companions as
possible, whatever is just required, because I want to get everyone killed.
I want everything bad to happen. Like on my second play through, I
want to make it as difficult as a game to get through because I didn't
do any type of like you know, companionship and trying to make things easier
for myself because I want to make sure nobody wants to travel with me other
than like say, I'm not fucking enough in that game, and that's a
problem. I'm not fucking enough. I'm fucking a bit, but I'm not
fucking enough. See what you gotta do is yeah, well, yeah,
well, we'll talk already. We gotta rank, we gotta boost that number
up. We gotta buff that number up to everybody question number. By the
way, Patreon's doing really well right now. So thank you all this,
Thank you so much. We had some weird thing and and Ran actually brought
it up to my attention that like there was some glitz going on with Patreon
where like I guess, like a there was some payment glitch or something where
like a bunch of people got kicked off and then apparently it I guess,
I don't. I guess it resolved itself or you guys resolved, and so
it it's pretty pretty dope. Let's go from from what everything, everything's been
working pretty well. It was on the first that had happened like once the
once the month rolled over, like there was like a weird amount, like
there was a higher percentage missing than normal. I was like, oh,
that's weird. But it turns out it was a Patreon glitch. But thank
you all for supporting and I just wanted to bring that up show some appreciation.
Let's bring up a swen makes my pullout game week, Like the Taliban
wrote in he says, hey, bitch, slut and whore. In high
school, I could look up Epstein's flight logs on our laptops, but cool
math games was completely blocked. So I asked you, what is the dumbest
uh Snapple related rule you had in high school? Non snaple really rule you
ahead in high school? Oh, I remember that story. I remember,
dude. I remember specifically in high school. We in freshman year, we
had so much freedom. We had like a ton of free like we could,
we could wear hats, we could like walk on campus, we could
walk outside like we could we could go across the street for lunch. And
by senior year it became like a fucking dictatorship and we couldn't do any of
that shit like we had if we had if we had a class on the
other side of the building, we had to go through the congested halls,
We couldn't wear hats, We couldn't fucking do any of the ship that we
used to. And it was weird seeing that, because I feel like most
people don't see that transitionary period, like most people either experienced like a high
school where it's like like you know, it was just buck wild the entire
time, or it's just been you know North Korea the whole time, but
to see it actually like degrade in front of me was really sad and freshman
for us, man for us on the part of our once someone's going to
fucking hood. Unfortunately, we never had freedom ever. We never ever had
that the We never got that kind of freedom. I would always sneak off
for lunch time and go get food every time. I would just go through
the back of the school and get food. Every time we go to McDonald's,
we go to Kennedy Frederick, and they could not stop me. If
they did, they'd have to fight me. But but like I always did
it. But like I understand, like I couldn't wear hats, we couldn't
have headphones on, we couldn't have we couldn't wear certain we couldn't use we
couldn't wear certain jackets and stuff like that because it's gang affiliated bullshit. It
was always some stupid shit. And I understand that because like everyone everyone in
my school wanted to be your next biggest thug. Everybody in my school,
and it was just like, come on, guys, let's just chill.
We never said that abously would have killed me. But La Kings and Oakland
Raiders. They wouldn't let us rock that shit. That's because it was gang
affiliated. I was like, this is the dumbest fucking thing ever that I'm
like, Bro, I'm we're just sports fans. You really think us dopey,
dumb ass kids are fucking like even in middle school, like you think
we didn't live in like, say, an area where there were some gangs.
But those gangs were in an area like any of that dumb ass shit.
It was just like, oh, these local you know, cholo gangs
like west Side, Lajabre and dumb bullshit like that, and they were just
bald and wore lookes, so you knewho the fucking thugs were exactly was.
Gangs are so foreign to me as a concept, like I just I fully
don't understand. I never even did like clubs in like school and shit like
extra, Like, I just why would I want to be a part of
something like it was? It was so confusing to me. I didn't understand
it. Gangs was always dumb to me. It was always dumb for me
because of the fact that like my cousin who I was racist and it was
in a gang he was getting affiliated and he broke down what it was like
being in a gang one d per the relation to me. He was like,
it sucks you away. Were the people that you don't like you you
never really get out of it. It's it's it's really not good. He
was like, you do it if you need protection. Let's say, like
if you need if you need people to look out for you, Like if
you go to a new area and you need to look out for you,
you do it. But I live here and I know you, So you're
not gonna get fucked because you know me. I actually hit for you already.
Just don't do that. And if you have and there's always like older
homies. But there's the thing I've realized, I think it doesn't exist anymore.
What big homies where where Like if you have an older homie that you
know, they won't let you do that. If you're like if you have
another path through so I know, but like, hey, this is not
a good idea. You're gonna be putting yourself in a kind of life site
gonna be a part of your whole entire existence. But for some reason,
I fight that looking out for your homeboys don't exist anymore in the modern world.
So you're just this like twenty nine year old due telling this thirteen ye
old to go sell drugs now. I feel like that's the kind of mentality
we have correctly, that's crazy. Can you want to make some money and
it's like yeah, all right, cool, you gotta be getting affiliated now
and you'll never be able to leave it. You're seventeen dollars. They are
moving this ounce of coke for me seventy dollars. He's like, yeah,
I can buy a bunch of baking. It is a hubble bubble with this.
Yes, people are so fucked up, man. I think people have
gotten worse. Man. I think people have just gotten worse over time.
Man, it's really sad. I don't think people have gotten I do think
people have gotten worse, but I don't. I don't think it's like unique
to I think it's just a natural it's a natural byproduct of growing up.
It's a natural byproduct of growing up around certain things that are now present where
they didn't used to be, you know what I mean. Like, I
don't like the idea that like, oh, this generation is is better because
they didn't do this, when in reality, they didn't do that because they
just couldn't you know, like we didn't have uh, you know, fourteen
year old internet celebrities in the same way that we have them today. So
I don't know Soler Rodan, Solarrot, he says, Miles Morales, Miguel
Here and Spiderpunk long time listener. First episode I watched was Joker Too.
That's a while ago. I remember doing making the thumbnail for that first time
question asker, though so recently I began playing The Binding of Isaac. So
what are your's opinions of it? I don't understand it at all. I
like that game a lot. I just I'm not into those games where it's
like the same screen over and over again, Like I I don't like I
understand the I understand why people are into it, like it's it's the same
reason. I assume it's a similar reason why people like like any given I
don't know, like Risk or something where it's like on the same map over
and over again, or like, uh, you know, it just like
kind of changes on a you know, depending on like who's playing and like
what they do. I get, I get it, but like it's not
it's not my style game personally. Thanks for me. I like I like
it. It just wasn't It wasn't like a game that changed my life.
But I did enjoy it. Though. That's a really highly rated game.
Like it's like like people have that, like really high up on their list,
and I'm like, I guess. I mean, yeah, I've never
I've never even try. I never even thought about playing, to be honest,
I've never thought about it either. The second I saw it, I
watched I think I watched like a minute a gameplay even. I was like,
yeah, I get it, Yeah it looks fun. But I'm glad.
I'm glad you're enjoying it. Though yeah sick. I was kind the
same thing about Oh no, you keep talking. I'm just I'm looking for
a question, Okay. Yeah. I have the same way about like something
like I missed the phenomenon of the Undertail or something or it was like such
like a big thing and I was like, I mean, looks cool,
I guess, but I didn't even touch it. Yeah I couldn't. I
liked it, do it. You're fucking that's like not your ship. But
if you if you be under Tail, I wouldn't if you told me under
I wouldn't believe you'd be like, yeah, I mean under Tail is pretty
easy. Like it it doesn't take that long to beat. It's just a
matter like I wanted to give it a fair shake because I don't know.
I'm my job is technically to be a part of the games industry in some
way, and I like to at least play a little bit. I woudn't
need to finish everything, but I do like to at least like play something
a little bit. Like I didn't finish Final Fantasy sixteen. I played through.
I played thirty hours of it, and then I was like, I
get it. It's it's it's good. I just I'm not finishing. No
way am I finishing that. I don't understand how you guys have How do
you have time to play that? I just don't get it. It's it's
literally just because it's my job. That's it. Like there was I would
have not I wouldn't have touched that game at all if not for sacred symbols
like I don't play Final Fantasy ever, Like the only one I was ever
even really curious about was seven and that's and that's literally just because it's like
an iconic game. And also that soundtrack is fucking that is that is come
man, that soundtrack is fucking pure seaman man, like that is that is
that's crazy, It's a very good one. That's anybody describe something good as
calm or yeah, dude, it's I'm I'm changed. I'm a trend setter.
By the end of the generation, by the by the end of this
decade, everybody's gonna be saying, like, bro, that's calm, dude,
that's just come b That's just so that that last episode, that last
episode of the podcast with Pee you're making fun of Pete Herman in the immediate
wake of his death. That was so fucking calm, dude. That was
the that was that joke was so calm. I could hear it. Yeah,
it could happen and hear it now calm oh man. All right,
let's see, let's see. I want to get at least I want to
get at least three more I'm trying to I gotta buy a case on my
computer. Is that finally have most of the should I need to upgrade it?
Are you talking about a case? Basse compter gonna I'm changing my case
out too? What you have shifted? What's wrong with it? You concerned
with how often you fuck with your stuff? Well, let's know what'shing wrong
with it? I just I'm I'm getting I'm getting at so I need a
bigger case. Okay, all right, just be bigger, bigger case.
No I have, I have, I'm having it done it. I'm buy
a geek swape. I'm not doing it myself. Mmm, what are they?
What are they charging you? Like? Wait? Two hundred mm sounds
a little steep? You know what? Uh this is? I'll give it
to you after. I know a guy who who's like really good. Nikki
Ziggy wrote and he says, since I love Derek's rants, I want to
hear your guys thoughts on QEAM and the Quarterings flat out lies that Splinter is
gay and the new TMNT movie these cry babies really have made up left.
I didn't even hear about this. I didn't even hear it. I did
see, by the way, I did see that TMAT movie. Uh,
yeah, it was pretty fun. It was. It was pretty fun.
Yeah, it was pretty good. It. The only problem with it is
that, like say, that's the Splinter is indeed gay's so gay? And
it made me so mad every time. The whole time, I was thinking,
like, man, they're everywhere. I can't get away from these fucking
people. But no people. Yeah, it's it's a really good it's really
fun. It's just it's got like exactly one too many references for me.
That's like the only problem. And it's like they're teenagers. They're obsessed with
like pop culture and stuff, and I get it. But like there was
a point where like they're driving a car and like I think, Donnie not
done. I don't know the fucking nerd one. I can't tell these funny
He's driving the car and it's like, whoa, you did super good.
It's like, yeah, I guess all those hours and fours the horizon paid
off. And I was like, no, no, that sounds like a
fucking sponsored fucking shout out. It sounds like a sponsored it sounds like a
sponsored family guy fucking Like. It's like, no, stop that. It's
really fun to watch, super fun. It was a super fun movie.
I actually do recommend it. It's coming to streaming super soon, so like
you don't even have to go to a theater to see it or anything.
But it's really good. It's fun. I don't like the tangent Ninja Turtles
at all though, What the fuck did you see it? Then? Because
I heard it was like a really good animated movie, and I was like,
all right, I guess i'll check it out. It's a film,
you know, I couldn't stand. I couldn't stand that live action one where
they fucking look so disgusting and I can't it you could see the people's like
mouths through their fucking esophaguses or whatever the fun really like, I hate that
movie. I particularly number one. One is so well loved. One is
fucking fantastic. I like it at all. It's you should watch watch you
should watch the retrospective on it by a Red Letter Media. You might appreciate
it. It's really yeah, it's a good movie, dude. You know
what it's it's it's it's just the premise of them, like the very idea
of tena Ninja Turtles to me doesn't like it's too many stupid things in a
road to be good in live action. I get it. I mean it
works super well. I get it. I mean the idea of it them
even existing is a joke in itself, like it was the concept was a
fucking joke, and then it just took off, like who would have thought?
Because it is. It's stupid as shit when I do think about them,
when I actually start thinking about it, like this is the dumbest fucking
thing ever. Teenage Ninja Turtles. I love them too. No, I
you know, you don't understand when Batman crossed fucking Ninja Turtles, I was
fucking coming like I was. I'm a fan. You just think about it
like this is so fucking stupid. I did. I didn't grow to appreciate
it through that movie. It's it is very fun, a little bit heavy
on the references, but like whatever, it's like a break for me.
The problem I was there too childish for me right now for me to care
about them. The Turtles, well they're actually teens. Well the thing,
yeah, yeah, the thing is that they were they were they were teenagers
in the Oh three one, but they were like sixteen seventeen, a little
more like maturish in The Depreter and this one. Their kids their kids in
this one. They're like they're like eight, they're age there't know that they're
fifteen years old. They're like preteens. Yeah, connect more towards the demographic
that they're supposed to be. For I kind of get that because the original,
especially the original movie is very PG. Thirteen, you know, like
it's not it's not. It's probably why when I was young, I enjoyed
the second one more than than the first one, as like a young ass
kid, because the dumb ass, fucking like childishness. The opening of the
second movie immediately sets the tone of how fucking retarded it is compared to the
first one. Like I even to the point where when I brought the movie
into my private school, went to a private elementary school, and like you
could bring in movies and stuff, and I brought in tim in T two
and the opening is so goofy that I'm kind of I feel like embarrassed watching
how goofy is there in that little mini mall or whatever. And then like
and they're just the references are so dorky, it's so childish to the point
where I'm like, this movie's fun, but like even this is too much
for my dumbass little brain, and so they kind of went overboard. But
it's it's it's it's ridiculous. But like we didn't answer so many people question,
well, there were so many people I was gonna bring in like people,
so many people were flipping out about this movie, like specifically like like
well not what not many people it was. It was like specifically the same
the usual suspects, you know, like I'm sure Ben Shapiro is gonna have
something to say about it if he even cares to go see it. I
don't know. I doubt maybe maybe it's probably not that big of a deal
for him, but it seems like one of those things if you if you
sat him in that theater, he would come away with like this is one
piece of this is this is propaganda. I can't believe they're doing this.
I can't. I can't fucking stand it. It's and it's literally now April
O'Neill is black and not super conventionally it's it's woke, so it woke.
But the end. Look, look can I say, I don't know,
I might agree with it. I might, I might beat you. Wait
wait, hold on, what do you say? I don't often agree with
Ben Sapiro on anything? Right? Why are they making her black? Like
what is the point of that? I think he's not been black. I
think the answer is why not? Kind of like Nick Fury or anything else.
But Fury is a different person though, what does that mean? You're
in a different universe. Is a different guy from the Fury we have in
our universe, Like there's two, there's different universes one right not to mention.
Also, the Fury that's black is the son of Nick Fury. That's
Nick Fury Junior. That's his kid. That's not him. What does that
have to know? I don't know what you're talking about, Like like talking
about the ip bro. It doesn't You don't have to talk about universes and
ship people aren't going to take that's Fury Sun. That is a son.
That's why he's a black man is black that It's like, why do they
make red haired characters black so often? I don't understand why you're doing that.
I will say it is fucking hilarious that it happens almost exclusively the redheads.
I do think that's really why do they keep it? Like where it's
a problem. I just don't know why they keep doing it. That's where
I'm at. I'm like, what's why are they doing this again? Because
we don't like redheads. I don't like what to make them niggas. We
don't like them. Either most of them. Well, so here's what they
say about it. Like everything, I guess, I guess. It's a
lot of care. It's a lot bro it's it's a really funny. It's
like a health interesting because there are Okay, you're right, because there are
renditions, because I'm used to her as brown hair, but there are a
lot of renditions of her where she is redheaded. April's usually been red hair.
There's from the beginning, from from the beginning, so there used to
be no color in the comic books, so where she didn't have anything.
And then when they made no no, no, no, no, no
no, no, Derek, Derek, Derek in the original comic, I
have it in my closet. It's stays she's a redhead, they say,
they say, they talk about the fact that her band and Leo and Raps
mask of the same color. They talk about it, they do. They
mentioned what is the original like the original comics they had they were all red
bands. They men have any individuals, that's true. But the one that
had the red band was Wrath. It was stupid. I know what you
mean. I had what Okay, it doesn't fair enough, fair enough for
that, So that does lend to it though, that it is weird that
if she has been established as a redheaded person that they did swap her out
specifically, probably for that reason. So when you ask why, I think,
you know, you know why, because for some reason Hollywood doesn't like
redheads. Probably there. I think there is some type of you know,
people believe in Illuminati and all this bullshit. I feel like there's some type
of stigma where in some culture that redheaded people mean something bad. There's something
nefarious about redheaded people, and they want to get rid of them, something
that we're not aware of, but other people are like, we're just It's
just weird to me that it's been so many redhead to black woman's redhead,
black white woman. It's a black woman. And it is even even in
a flash Wally West has red hair. They made him a nigga. I'm
like, why are they doing this? What it's going on? It is
funny, which one which show in a comic too? The comic too?
Literally, God about that. It is really fun I will say I think
I will say, I'll say this about her in the movie. I think
she worked well. I think I think it made like it made sense for
the world that they were building, and like where the where the school was
and like all that stuff. It's like it's I get it. It didn't
bother about Extra Ammo. But well for Extra Ammo, we we find out
every single Redheads step. Okay, real quick because nick we didn't answer Nikki's
question, not really, because there's all like I wanted to ask Chris,
why do you think the quartering said splinters gay in it? Is there anything
in there that you can think of at all? Single father? No,
because there there is, there is, I mean, I don't know.
It's spoilers for T M and T. I guess he meets up with this
other mutant at some point and and he fucks them. No, no,
they well they get together and the joke is that this other mutant is so
fucking in it's it's such a it's such a mutant mutant that you can't even
tell what the fuck it even is supposed to be, and it like speaks
in like fucking disgust thing garbling, and like there's no way to tell like
what the fuck it is, And so I guess they and they were like,
oh, that's non binary or something. That's the only the only thing
that makes sense about it to me, which by the way, it's not
said of the movie at all. It's just it's just splinters, old and
lonely, and he beats this fucking disgusting mutant that he gets along with and
that haven't watch it, that's literally, yeah, I guess I'm gonna watch.
Actually, I want to watch the quartering. I don't watch obviously,
gonna watch the quartering, but that sounds hilarious to me. Where every once
in a while I'll catch one of his things enters the zeitgeist on Twitter,
where like that that ship, what if the submersible that exploded, where him
and all of his fucking buddies were like, oh, it exploded because a
woke. They didn't want to get an old white guy to pilot it,
And I was like, that nigga was white and sixty years old. How
do you guys were how that white guy also fired the guy who told him
it was unsafe to operate It's it's man, They didn't want an old white
guy piloting the thing. And I'm like, did you assholes even look into
piloted the things was vaccinated? Why did your camera laughed and looked the way
too. Derek camera was like, oh damn, dude, this camera's fucked.
I haven't put my because the way that you works, you put your
hand up to get it to either do to go or not go. I
was fucking crossed with my arms crossed the whole time, and then it just
activated. I saw it start blinking, and I'm like, I didn't do
anything anyway. Shout out Nikki Ziggy. We're gonna go fucking party and we're
gonna absolutely burner house down. Let's go there. Yeah, all right,
well, I guess that's gonna be a first. You gotta let's let's do
the names first, all right? Oh yeah, yeah, let's let's do
Let's do our names. Let's get through them down three two one. I'm
gonna do all these is x UC by the Way, rest and Clank Grift
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a furry my mojo dojo Casa house, except it's my bedroom and I can't
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black face on my light bulbs. Another week, Another chance to make Chris
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It was a Pomeranian too, I man, he shot at a Pomeranian,
missed, and I can't man. Pomeranian. They're tiny, They're small targets.
They're dangerous. You don't understand. You don't know, man. Pomeranians
are the natural predator of cops in the wild. That's crazy. They have
a damaged bonus against cops. When they bite cops, they do way more
damage to them. You ever you've ever seen on Animal Planet, you see
like the Great Plains in Africa where you see like five cops get mauled by
a single Pomeranian and they're fucking intestines are screwed all over the fucking Savannah Alaskan
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