Whoa, what's up, beautiful people. It's your baby mama, favorite baby
Mama, Stormy pet And this is another episode of Chocolate Chip and Zip the
modern day female perspective, damn Son. Back at it again, and back
at it again. We're playing with half of the home team. We got
my man, Kevin, the kid in the building. Hey, Calf,
Kevin is doing an audio in visual by himself today and you know how he
gets, so don't overwhelm him. Okay, don't ask him a bunch of
questions, don't ask him to do a bunch of stuff. Just let him
do his thing. I'm freaking out right now. And if anybody got a
problem, knock. You know. I don't play abut cav al Right,
listen, man, something I don't play about Chocolate Chip and Sip Live.
It's in Philly, March tenth at World Cafe Live. And you know what,
we are sold out. I am sold out, yes, And I
told y'all. I told y'all niggas, Oh, y'all niggas. He coming
at home today. I dress Okay, listen, A lot of y'all was
hitting me up, saying, store me, store me, what's the dress
code? The dress code. It's like you're going to meet your future wife.
Okay, the dress code is like you're going to meet your future husband,
because that is exactly what may happen. Y'all know we're doing wristbands only.
Okay, when you come into the building, go ahead. Which are
you're saying my birthday suit is perfectly acceptable? I didn't say that. See,
that's why we cut your mic off. Kevin. You don't know what
to do. You got too much freedom. Please don't, please don't.
Okay, you're trying to end on the sex offenders list. Stop it.
Okay, Uh listen, you might be me and your future wife or husband.
Because y'all know we're doing wrist bands only. When you come into the
venue, we are going to ask you are you single, are you married?
Are you in a relationship? And you will get a colored wristband according
to your flavor. And guess what, y'all, not only do we have
single married it's complicated, we also want to have a down the fuck wristband.
Okay, listen, no pressure, no pressure, no pressure. Okay,
by listen. If you did not secure your tickets to this week's show,
that's too that bad and we're moving on Okay, So today's guests,
UM, it's a very special man to me. I hold him near and
dear to my heart. This man has known me since cat was kitty.
Okay. This man has known me before I was Stormy Pete. This man
has known me since before I had teddies y'all before days. Today we have
producer and hosts of Cooking Up two one five. Smooth is in the building.
I'll make some moose for smooth, smooth chocolate. That's exactly what I'm
talking about. Those the type of drop sweet need. Today, Smooth tell
us about cooking Up two on five for those who have been living under a
rock and may not know well, Cooking Up twenty five where we get you
up close in person with your favorite artists, entrepreneurs and shakers and your movemakers,
the people that's out here in the city and they're really heating it up.
We bring them in. We get a chef from the city, some
of the top chefs have come through. We're preparing lamb from steak, from
whatever they might want. You know, we avoid whatever the allergic too,
and we talk over a mill, you know, a couple of drinks,
a couple of shots, and we just have a good time, that's all.
I know. That's right, and he being romodest right now. But
let me tell y'all, he'd be having the people in the building. Okay,
many blue checks, okay, have y'all favorite rappers, favorite rappers,
Okay, he'd be having everybody on there. He even let me join with
them for a little bit, y'all. I was co hosting for a little
bit. And that's how generous. That's how generous he it is. Okay.
UM, my only request while you were on the pod today, it's,
well, don't talk like Michael Jackson this whole episode. Please use your
rovots, Please use your role voice starts same, Mike, couldn't help it.
Oh my god, it's just me. Well do you think they called
me smooth? Because everybody always thinking something else? But it's just my voice,
all right, thank you. Um So, I wanted to get into
I wanted to get into a few questions. And I really love when I
have men on the pod because I can ask them questions and they can answer
for men everywhere. But no pressure, no pressure, no pressure. Um
So my first question is, and this really has been wrecked in my mind
for a bit, what's the difference between a man with money and a sugar
daddy. Right, And the reason I ask this is because, like you
can't say beauty because sometimes them salt and pepper sugar daddies be fine, like
the silver foxes, Like like, um, what's the old head from the
Lakers? Yeah? Yeah, I feel like rick Fox is the definition of
a silver fox, you know what I mean. So it's like we can't
yes, like we can can't say that, and there's some sugar daddies out
there. There's some sugar daddies out there who look like brick Fox, So
we can't say that the difference between a man with money and a sugar daddy
is that they find because some of them do be fine and they don't all
be old. So what is the difference between a man with money and a
sugar daddy? I mean, so when you ask me what's the difference between
a man with money and a sugar daddy, we're talking about the roles they
play or what you're gonna get from that role, Like looks wise, can
we do both? We could do both? Okay, let's do both.
Okay, a man with money, he can be ugly, he could be
but ugly, but he got the bag. You know a lot of North
Phillians, West Phillians, some of them niggas is hit. You know what
I'm saying, Sugar daddies. Sugar daddies look like your grandpa. See,
but sugar daddies is more they on the older side, you see what I'm
saying. So so you never know what kind of looks you're gonna get.
You can get some young niggas that are spending back. But he really just
a dude with money, you know what I mean. Like he not really
a sugar daddy. He's just got the bag. And that's the way he
knew how to handle his situation. He rather give you money than give you
time. Where sugar daddy, this is, this is fully transactional. It's
fully if you ain't bringing that kitty. You know what I'm saying, you
ain't about to get this sugar. You know what I don't. I don't
think so because I'm like some some some sugar daddies are young. Like a
few of my sugar daddies were only like four to five years older than me,
and they were like spending, spending, like full arrangements like yo,
Like this is what we're doing every two weeks. This is the tricks you're
taking, This is what you have like allowance, blah blah, bah blah
blah. Right yeah, But then like I feel like it's opposite. I
feel like the niggas what money can be ugly Like most of the time,
I feel like they are ugly. They just got money, so that's why
they have access to women that aren't necessarily within their reach. And I feel
like they are more so transactional, Like, bitch, if I take you
to Stake forty eight, I mean I think I think the thing is like,
damn there. Every man is really honestly transactional. You know what I'm
saying. The whole experience is transactional. We just some might wait a little
later to recoup you know what they put in. You know what I'm saying
to their investment. You know what I'm saying, They might wait a few
dicks and then you know, come collect. But uh, I think sugar
Daddy's is it should be an older thing, and I think dudes of money
is younger. But you got dudes with money and they don't got to be
like all the time. It will be like when he feels like it's sometimes
you know what I mean, she know he gonna get some money. You
know she's gonna get a bag from him. Yeah, and sometimes she might
not. She might just get the dick and then no bag. No bad.
You know what I'm saying. Like niggas of money is different, don't
You never know what you're gonna get. But if he got the bag,
you know time of time, he gonna look out when it's time too.
So I just want to tap in with the libreal fast, and says,
a man with money doesn't mean he's a spender. A sugar daddy pays your
way. Shout out to you, Ja, she understands. I don't know
what I'm saying. Like the dude with money, he he gonna use that
money, but not all the time. You know, you're gonna use it
when it's when it's time too, when he's supposed to it, when he
feels like it. Now as a man, the term a dude with money
or the term a man with money? As a man, do you have
to get a certain amount of money until you automatically qualify yourself and say I'm
a nigga with money. No, I think honestly, it's about all right.
See a lot of niggas got money, right, But you gotta understand
every man ain't spending his money on a female. Yeah yeah, you know
what I'm saying. I am a heavy not spending my money type do like
you know, we're gonna piece of dates, chill shit like I'm not.
You're not staking forty eight in me. You're not doing it. It's not
happening, captain. Question, How does she know you're a man with money
if you're not spending it like a man with money. See, And that's
how they get you. Some of these niggas be leaving like they got money.
You don't really got money. See, real niggas money have. They
don't really leave with money because that's the last thing you want is to be
giving out your money. So you kind of some niggas who don't who lacking
game and lacking and know how and how to deal with a woman. That's
why they leave with money. I agree, And I don't think it just
is like comes down to what type of dates they're taking you on. I
think it also is like in what they're wearing, right, Like today you
got on nice to your shirt, nice to your glasses, not overdoing it
nice, right, But if I see a man who has like designer shoes,
designer pants, designer shirt, designer glasses, and I don't mean like
just a regular designer, I mean designer where you can see the label on
everything, he's a clearer nigga. I already know it. Yeah, he's
an after pay ass man. I already know it. He's an after pay
man. I know it. Nobody's going to convince me anything different, because
if I don't really know you like that, it's no reason for you to
be out here labeling like this. You're going so hard. The one the
ones that goes so hard is as for the attention, and normally when you're
asking for it is because you really ain't there, because you ain't something cause
cause because you ain't got it, dick. That's it. The dudes that
pull out the phone like Yo Broger's Blue Fire Hunted, the one that's standing
next to you, start talking about all the money he just spent and all
that shit he just fucked up in the club and y'all, damn man last
night. Beware say it with me. He's saying it for you. Say
it with me. After pay, Okay, after pay do not be obsessed
and helping on these men who are fucking designered out after pay Clark. Nuh
okay, yes that's what it is. And don't ever, don't you ever,
don't you ever, don't you ever get around me and start talking loud
about how much money, the worst you got, the worst? You want
me to rob you because it's it's given. You want me to rob you?
Is that what it is? Like? Let me know, they don't
even understand what they'd be doing. Today's so and don't even got the money
lining yourself knowing ain't got the money, lying yourself that's the worst thing,
right, See these dudes, they'll line it up like they got the bag.
Yeah, so now what does she expect the bag when she don't get
the bag? He's fucking upsetting now because you led on with the bag.
I was just talking about this, mother, and I'm so happy that a
man said it, because when I say about myself, all the internet be
mad at me. But I'm so happy that you, as a man,
are saying this, because if you are leading with your pockets, do you
know what a woman is going to expect your pockets? Because now I'm a
thing like, oh, he's not really feeling me like that, if he's
not really trying to spend like that, Like now, I'm definitely not giving
you no pussy. Is that what you think? Though you would assume for
you would first assume you're the problem versus he really got the bag. If
you're leading with your pockets, okay, on all four fronts. I'm not
talking about just in what you're wearing, right, I'm talking about and what
you're wearing and what you're driving, and how you're spending. So you know
he got the lead, but I can see you have the bag. Yeah,
but you're trying to take me to like low level spots, or you're
trying to not give me things, or you're you're not being gen rs.
We'll just say that I'm gonna think you don't you're not really feeling me like
that. I'm not giving you no pussy. I'm barely giving you play because
I feel like maybe we're still getting to know each other or maybe you're just
not feeling me like that. I wouldn't automatically jump to he don't have the
bag if he's spinning it or showing it on all four fronts. You know
what I meant you. So see, you got you got certain people that's
pros at this game. You got some dudes where cookie is not. You
know, he got a lot of cookie jars and access to a lot of
cookie jars, So spinning the bag is not It's not always necessary. So
yeah I got the bag. Then that's the thing. Like, it's the
differences. Was he in your ear whispering like him, I'm I'm gonna decked
you out. I'm gonna get you the new Birkens he's if he's playing those
games, then that's different. But you know, if you assume you was
gonna get the bag from any with some money and you know, we'd be
tight. I think this is a good point because hey, this this is
real interesting. If you in my air like yeah, I'm gonna you to
beg I'm gonna give you this and I'm gonna do that, and blah blah
blah blah blah, and you don't do it, I'm gonna think you don't
have the bag. Now, that's what lets me know you don't have it,
right, Something missing, something some I'm not adding up. Something's a
little fishy. But if you are like showing that you got the bag on
all four fronts, but you like aren't trying to do that with me.
I'm gonna think you don't really like me like that, or I'm gonna think
you married and you can't take me to the places that we should go,
or you can't get me the things, or I can't post the things that
I want because you I'm not. I'm I'm gonna blow up your spot right
right right, So yeah, I don't know what's different, but yeah,
a long story short, just don't leave rich pockets. Yeah, I always
say, I always say it's just best not to do it. But I
mean some dudes don't got no they don't got tricks, meaning they don't got
no gain, and so that's all they got. That's really all they know.
Like you got some niggas like professional air whispers, like they know how
to say the right shit that women want to hear. But it ain't game.
It's just yeah, I'm gonna take you out. We gonna do this.
Yeah you know what I mean that you like, bro, you like
you like you like like when you gotta do that you like. So I
just wanted to ask two questions right that. I just saw them alive and
I thought they were Fornny number one. So would you date a man that
wears fake jewelry? And I'm gonna ask you, would you hang out with
a man who wears fake jewelry? I do not care. I was gonna
say, I'm not gonna lie to y'all. I'm not that girl like I
like nice things, but I don't like I'm not really into nice accessory,
so I don't really know fake jewelry. I'm not gonna lie. Nigga could
be walking around with some shit from Claire's. I'm like, that's nice.
I like that. I wouldn't know, and that's the thing that niggas don't
understand. See, this is where I have the problem, right. It
was like a post somebody put up and they was talking about with somebody jewelry
or something like that. I feel like niggas cared too much about other niggas
and what they got going on. Because nine times out of ten, if
you really just doing it for the females, you don't have to spend thirty
thousand. Because she really don't know. I don't know what the ladies parent
marys look like. She don't know what the newest offer. Somebody literally just
they don't know. They're trying to see the imprint and the sweatpants bro so
all that shit. You if you're going at spending one hundred thousand, these
niggas be doing it to impress other niggas. I like looking a certain way,
but I've been this way, you know what I mean? Like this,
he has been a bougee nigga all his life. I can verify this
verifying it's different, you know. I man, we we we like Harlem
niggas. We carry usselves to a certain the meaning. We just do this
natural. This ship is in our blood, you know what I mean?
Hally, You got some dudes who like they didn't grow up like this,
Like I was wearing this shit in high school. The niggas just get a
little money and they want to start doing it like you don't gotta go crazy.
But because sureties don't know, they don't you know what I'm saying,
Let's okay to make a little moss tonight with the vvs. Do what you
gotta do. I don't even know what that means. She don't even know
what it means. The niggas listen, they're gonna know what Demosternite is because
we keep up on that. But that's what I'll be saying. Like,
I feel like jewelry should only matter if you're really into that, like if
you're into watches, Like, don't be y'all trying to spend ten bags on
a Rolex watch but don't understand the movement, understand what it is, and
I know it's not supposed to TikTok right, it's not supposed to take Okay,
I know that I heard that in a rap song exactly, some rap
shit. You know what I'm saying, As long as the diamond sparks,
when the females don't care listen, I'm gonna be roll with y'alls. Somebody
asked, you know what I you know, data man who wears fake jewelry.
I'm gonna say probably I probably didn't because I really wouldn't know unless I'm
always gonna keep it because females all to niggas in the fake danny. I
feel like, if you're a woman who understands what fake jewelry is, then
you should already be like into different shit, like you already got a different
bag for yourself actually exactly, and not even that, because I feel like
I'm in a space where I can get that jewelry. I just don't care
about it. I don't care about a woman, don't. I don't.
It's not it for me. It's not I don't care how much money I
have. I can fucking crack a mill. I can crack a bill,
and I'm still gonna have on Claire's stewory, judge your mom. I don't
care. It just doesn't seem like it's worth the money to me. That
has nothing to do with what it might mean to you, or to you
or to anybody else. That's just not something I choose them. You got
I feel like I feel like all this ship was a set up. When
it came to like fake jewelry and everything, I feel like it was another
ploy to make us go out here and waste our money. You know what
I'm saying. It became this thing like checking everybody shit. Now you got
niggas who want't go spend ten bands on the rolex where you could go invest
that and get something and go get the fake John for a stack bro.
That's all like you know what I'm saying, Like you don't got to like
you know what's I would rather you wear fake jewelry than wear fake designer because
I feel like jewelry isn't automatically recognizable, like you don't to me anyway,
or to a majority of society. It's not like, oh my god,
that's a fake such such like you gotta pull out the little jowin and they
be putting on people chains and stuff right right, So I feel like I'm
not really that press over fake jewelry. But if you wear fake clothes,
you're just doing it like now, you're just trying to fit in just a
little too hard, Like just just let it go, bro, let it
go. It's okay, it's a safe space. I'm gonna put it like
this right, stay in your bracket. That's the thing. There's bracket.
So you could be your nigga with money and go get fake shit. You
could do it like raw. SA's something about Birdman. Found out bird Man
had fake watches. But we know bird got the money, so he can
do that. Like you cannot be catching Scepter, Little Rolex and Gucci if
you're not from the Philadelphia area. Scepter, it's public transport. You can't
do. You can't be on the MTA joints and all that like bust down
rolls and all that shit. It don't fit in your brackets, makes sense?
Someone said, so, then, what do women want us men to
leave with? What do women want us mental lead with? Yes, I'm
I'm gonna be real with y'all. Someone said, what do women want us
ment to lead with? Not gonna lie? Funny niggas get the most pussy,
was gonna say it. You gotta be funny, bro, I promise
you, I don't care how much jewelry you got on. I don't care
what designer you got on. If you are funny, a woman is nine
times more likely to give you the AAMS. Now, I'm not saying it's
gonna be consistent aams, but you can at least get in the box.
If you are funny, you will get in the box. Now. The
reason why I say it's not gonna be consistent is because if you're not genuine,
if you're not emotionally intelligent, if you're not emotionally available, she probably
ain't really gonna want to fuck with you. But if your goal is just
to get in the building from outside, bro, Bro, everybody knows one
funny guy who knocks down the baddest bitches because they're funny. No, don't
get me wrong. I see y'all tapping on the list. A couple of
things you got you to be funny, have confidence, and don't be eager
for the pussy too many dudes. A lot of times the reason y'all play
yourselves is because you're eager. You're eager for the beach too excited. Yeah,
like you know what I'm saying, Like you just like uh, she
she had it, like ready to give it to you in the place.
I don't want to give you this ship no more. You're asking me too
much, you know what I mean, Like when the kid asks you for
some time too much and then you just don't want to give it to the
kid. It's hard because like you know how when kids be like you eating
hot chips and then they come up like I like hot chips. Okay,
okay, hot chips not even that hot to me. I don't want to
give you any hot chips now. Yeah, I don't want to give you
any You could have just asked you, you know what I mean. And
I'm not gonna lie. I see some of y'all tapping on live, you
know, leave what your fucking heart charisma. Um, you know you have
to leave with something that you can keep consistent. Cool, right, but
we're talking about just strictly trying to hit and get in the building. Yeah,
just be funny, measuring your game to measure your game, because I
feel like being yourself is cool. But if yourself is fucked up, then
I guess you gotta lean on another thing. Like if you as a human
being you're trashed, then yeah, you need you need some good game.
But if you could be yourself and you're a little funny, you know,
you got a sense of humor, and you're confident, you know what to
say. You're not saying those stupid shit. You're cool, not saying those
stupid shit. I'm not gonna hold y'all. A lot of y'all men be
talking yourselves out of couchie, right, talking yourselves out of couchie, just
asking dumb questions, saying dumb things. I'm not gonna lie that guy we
were talking about earlier, Yo, bro, let me tell you about how
much money are spinning talking yourself out some coochie automatically automatically, you're out of
here, buddy, that s fool out of here. Somebody get this jiggaboo
out of here, like, yes, you are talking yourself out the couchie
every time. Every time. Now I'm gonna ask you a question as a
man, when you see your friends carrying on in this jigaboo behavior, do
you ever check them or you just let them talk themselves out to coochie.
I'm not gonna say anything like in front of the female. I'm probably gonna
be on the side sniggling like, oh God, you wanna check this nigga,
like stop stop. Yeah, Like I'm like he's gonna if he look
up, he's gonna know what I'm saying, like you're killing yourself. He
gonna look up and you're gonna be looking at him like yeah. Like I
got the face on holding my nose like like I'm embarrassed for you, like
like, oh my god, this is my this is my guy. He
excuse me? Can I brother you like let me gather you because that's just
back break all right? My next question right because if you just tapped in,
I got my man smoothing the bilt in the hand, answering for for
all men. I feel like run president, yeah, hell yeah, smooth
for president. Next question with Kanye, But why do men ask questions that
they don't really want the answer to? Women do the same thing, So
we do it the same reason, y'all do it because it ain't that we
asking the question we don't really want the answer to. We're hoping that the
truth is not as bad as what we think this ship might be. Sorry,
you get what I'm saying. That's what we That's what we're hopeing for.
We're hoping you prove us wrong. Like did you that, nigga?
We want you to be like no, like you know, you answer that
shit. Honestly, we're gonna be hurt now. I feel like respectfully.
Women will ask questions that they don't want the answer to, and they'll chalk
it as they process it. Right. Men will ask questions that they don't
want the answer to and break down immediately, like full cyclone crisis. Like
why men when it comes to ladies, right, I feel like we love
our woman, so it's like we're a little vulnerable in that area. So
it's kind of like you you you you could hit where like we got armor
on for the whole world and you in that little crack. So should you
do directly to the heart. It's a shot right to the because, like,
here's my whole thing. A man will be like, did you suck
his dick? You don't really want to know if I sucked his stick,
that's the first thing. And then when I say yeah, I can't beliated
war right, Like that dude in the car with that girl, Yes,
you dick suck, but the woman be like, yo, did you fuck
her? Yeah? Wow? Why you know why y'all do that though?
Right? Why you already playing on giving that Nioki? Y'all you already you
already in your head thinking I'm gonna fuck James tomorrow. Like when I get
away from this nigga, I'm going right to him. I'm giving this ass
up. I'm going get my lik. That's the reason why y'all chalk don't
do us like I know that. I know for a fact. Now you
play that cool, it's because you already either one you already got licks in
or two you know okay, this nigga fucked up. It's on now.
First you know, first of all, you're wrong. Okay. The reason
we chalk shit up is because we need to have further conversations. First conversation,
we need to have a meeting with all the different personalities in our head
to figure out how we're gonna move forward. Right. Second conversation, we
gotta put it in a group chat. Let me tell you how this nigga
lost his mind lost his mind. Then we take the general oh. Third,
depending on who the woman is, she might want to have a conversation
with her family too. After we have all those conversations separately, we then
have to come together in our minds again for a general consensus or how we're
gonna move forward. It might not always be that we're gonna get our lick
back. Sometimes it might be we're gonna put our period blood. And yet
I'm not saying everybody. I'm not saying everybody. Sometimes it might be,
you know, I want to fuck with your bear cream and now you're gonna
have to go down to a number one for a while because it's magically falling
out. I'm not saying I did it. I'm saying some people, Okay,
yeah, now you're walking around patchy and ship. See. See,
I'm just saying, sometimes we take a moment to think, because we really
gotta think. I don't know too many women that just sit and just say
and keep shit chill. Most most of y'all explode at that point. You
might, you might calm down quicker than the man, dude, but I
think most of y'all snapped from the red period, like we see the other
side of you immediately, like it's not you're snapping out, like you know
what I mean, Like that's did Okay, I'm gonna tap answer some of
the questions that I mean, some of the answers that we got. Anybody
woy just walk out the room. No. Somebody said, I'm definitely letting
James eat it. Who is James? That sounded personal first the ball first
of all because I called them James. Oh women like men. That has
the most options, So they're not caring about our Paris bodies false false false
not all the time, yep, already planning or planned already. I'm assuming
to give it to James. Call our girlfriends fucking right basically, yes,
yes, yes, um listen, man, it's a lot of give it
to James in there. U. Two out of two k women think in
that slower process matter. I don't think, so stop telling our secrets,
stormy, I'm asking, okay, like, am I mad enough to leave
exactly. Sometimes you gotta listen when you hit that wow, that's us processing.
But most of the time you're never you're never on a leave type tip.
That's that's probably the crazy part, is right for men, I feel
like we are always the ones that are scared and think shit is about to
be over. Like for us men, we gotta get through it to realize
that shit don't always gotta end after some bad shit happened, But immediately we're
thinking like, oh, y'all probably trying to leave. That's why I please
because they think you're probably about to leave. Y'all sitting there thinking like how
are we gonna get through this, and we're thinking it's over. We don't
even be thinking like that. You know, it's crazy when we're talking about
response times, right. I don't think men should be fearful of a woman
who's like quick to react and oh you mother effa, and she's trying to
hit you with the hot grits and all that our stuff. Don't be scared
of her. She's not going anywhere. But if you tell a woman you
cheated or you hurt her in some like unforgivable way, a woman who just
sits there calmly. Yeah, they say, when she don't fight, you
know it's over. Like you know she's she swearing emotionally. Bro, if
you tell me some deep shit and I don't do nothing, I just sit
there. And that's why I said, when you do that, that means
that you already know tomorrow James is getting those cheeks, not even that you
need to be scared like she is plot ting. Okay, Oh you think
it's about to be crazy. You think it's sweet. It's not. When
she sits and she's processing, you don't know if she's about to get her
lick back, or if she's about to knock your head between refrigerator, you
don't know. It's very much murder. You don't. You don't know.
Like that silence is scary and if you've never experienced what happens after the silence,
you don't know. But that's silence. Real bad. Yeah, real
bad, real bad, someone said, laughing my ass off, run for
the hills. Yes, yes, she about to go. That silence is
I would rather have my son deal with a woman who's just automatically quick.
Papa blah blah blah, that's fine, that's fine, or just throw throwing
your clothes out the house, or pulling your stuff out the closet immediately.
Cool. Yeah, but if you like go to the gym and you come
back and all your shit is packed neatly by the door, you're not coming
back. Yeah, there's no coming back for you. It's over. Someone
said, women break up the relationship, so she goes through. I'm not
gonna lie a big boy, Rory Tarrant. You got too many typos.
I can't get type it again. Someone said, it's murder rule voice,
get all my nerves. Premeditated for sure. Hey, sometimes you gotta think
things through though. Yeah, yeah, like where to put the body?
And that's why it's premeditated. Goddamn it? Like, like, how exactly
are we going to dispose of this one? Damn? What if I touched
already? Who knows he's here right now? Who where has my cell phone
pinned off? Of? What? Towers? All of it? And in
two point five seconds my finger prints turn on the body? And what excuse
him? I when you use what that is? My man? So my
finger prins should be on the body. Well, man, now you know,
if she gets silent, just go and get up by it. If
she gets silent, take a trip for a mom, that's all. If
she gets silent and she got a Brazilian wig on run. Okay, because
when they find your body, her hair not even gonna be on you.
It's gonna be some bitch from Brazil, which is gonna throw the investigation off
for six months and you're really not gonna know who murdered you. Okay,
pro tip. Sorry ladies, I'm gonna stop telling secrets now. I'm done.
I'm done. Next question, My man Smooth is in the building answering
questions on behalf of all men. Next one. Um, I was talking
to my homie today and he looked me dead in my face and said,
you know what comes with good pussy, a crazy bitch. So I wanted
to ask, what's the ratio? I know, I know you're a married
man, you're out of the game. But from what you hear from your
friends and what you experienced before, Yeah, my name is Smooth. Oh
what is is there any truth here? Um? I don't think so,
mm, because you can get crazy with trash pussy real, so you can
get crazy with anything. Crazy is non dominant domination. Yeah, crazy has
no preference. Crazy goals wherever it's invited. Crazy crazy would be crazy.
We could be crazy. Yeah, he don't care if you got good pussy.
Like he's not asking that. I feel like good pussy is just like
you know, and that ship is like finding a golden ticket to Willie want
Gets Chocolate Factory. Time time out. I need you to say that from
me one more time. It's like for finding the golden ticket to Willie Wonka's
Chocolate fac from the top. Good pussy, good pussy, It's like finding
a golden ticket to Willie want Gets Chocolate Factory. You know what I'm saying.
When you open that rapper, you don't know until you know. I'm
gonna be honest. These are things that bother me. Okay, why because
every woman says they have good coucie. Yeah, So when you tell me
it's like finding a golden ticket, something isn't added up, See, because
niggas to be talking, they just be seeing stuff sometimes everybody friends see all
right, And that's the thing too. You gotta understand, right when a
man is inside you, he cannot be in anybody else at that moment.
So he's literally comparing your pussy to just you. You get what I'm saying
when he say this shit feel good, he's not thinking about keeps you at
the moment because he's inside of you. So he's he's like only focused on
this right now. And the course it feels good, It's always going to
feel somewhat good, you know what I mean. Like it's it's I mean,
you can get some bad shit and that's bad. When it's bad,
it's it's bad, but it feels good if it's Mushy's warm. The fuck
is like eating the bullers send him into his crunch. That shit is always
good, but it ain't the best thing in the world. Okay, now
here's my whole thing, right, you know how to you know how one
out of every four people have her piece? What's the percentage on good pussy?
The percentage on one out of how many women? One out of how
many women have good pussy? It's like this, right, God, whenever
he created pussy, it was already good. Like you know what I'm saying.
It came out the box. Okay, Okay, you know what I'm
saying. So women do things maybe and eventually fuck up what was already good.
So it's hard Like it's like a lot of the good shit just kind
of blends in at some point and you only remember the best of the best.
So it's not that not you get what I'm saying. So every woman
does have good couschi. Yeah they can have good couchie, but it don't
just be like top three like they think it is. You know what I'm
saying. So what you're saying is it's sprinkled around like salt bay. Yeah,
you know everything everything feels good like I don't. It's hard to fuck
up a mushy gushi pow Like I don't know how to, you know what
I mean, Like, how can that go bad? Okay? I just
want to read some of the stuff from their life. It says, um,
it's all about the moment to a man, it's about the experience.
For a woman. If the box doesn't make you think of your grandma's cooking,
it's not that good. My Grandma's the last thing I'm gonna think about.
Shut off, Kevin, get you a little softy real fast. Someone
said it's definitely bad coucie out here. Someone else said one out of a
hundred, one out of a hundred, it's yeah, yeah, I mean
that's the thing, Like, let's say, some dudes out here and he
might have like an immaculate body count right, but nine times out of ten
he could pick his top three and the other ones are just blended together.
The other ones he cannot rate and say, like, oh yeah, I
know her shit? Was this all he knows when he was in it at
the moment, it was good, It was cool. Someone said, pussy
comes in all shapes and sizes, just like men penises, So you just
need to find the best fit. Someone else said twelve percent. Someone else
said lies one out of four. Now I can think you can find one
that's made for you. I think that vaginas and penises was made for that
as well. Like, besides just making like kids and shit, it's like
a key to a lot, you know what I mean, Like when you
when you stick your digging in. Besides, yeah, I feel like it's
kind of like a car, like you know, something like the first owner,
Like it's brand new, it's kind of nice interior. What is it,
y'all? If y'all just joined us live, I want y'all to know
we are talking about all women having good couchie. Okay, Now, Smooth
said that all women don't have good couchie. But a man gonna tell you
whatever he wants to because when he's inside of you, he's only comparing you
to you. So yes, this is the best, the wettest, the
amazingest. Right Someone on a live set, twelve percent of women have good
couchie. Someone else said one out of a hundred. So that's just what
you can tap into right now. I think good couchie is like the baseline.
Good couchie is the baseline, like you know what I mean, It's
like the pH level, you know what I'm saying, Like that shit,
it's the baseline. Everybody starts with good and then you just kind of fuck
it up at some point, so shit goes down. You're like, I
don't know, maybe you did too minikegos and shit is too tight an accident
or yeah you didn't do any at all, just too loose or shit just
don't get wet, like you got variety of different ways that this shit can
go. So everyone starts at good COUCHI and then you work yourself to great
couchie or bad couci. Yeah, okay, I can understand that. Okay,
So uh, someone says people comparing the couchie too it just for me
perm yo walling ah. And it's probably those of them like yo, my
couchie would be way better if my mom didn't give me that perm in ninety
seven. So mormones in there. So someone said, we're talking about good
or great, We're talking about all right. See that's what I'm saying.
See now when you got woman out here yelling they got great couchie. Now,
baby, you don't know that for sure. You don't need to call
up You need to have a nigga call up your other niggas and ask how
was it? Because that's the only way he gonna be real. If you
ask him, he ain't gonna keep it a being. Now, you know,
the fragi'a male ego cannot handle you calling anybody asking for references references crazy.
There's a lot of misconceptions out here about men. Let's get into it
because let me say this, right, men are the most baffling creatures want
this earth. I'm gonna tell you why. Right, you are correct.
Men actually love coucie references. If it's a woman that everyone has hits,
they want two hits, right, not like that. But but don't let
them find out that she's hit everyone after he's already hit. Now he's disgusted.
It's different if he fell in love. See you gotta you gotta understand,
right, it's about his heart. That's what it is. When the
heart is not involved, A lot of shit don't matter. A lot of
times, you know, you're like, yo, man such such the other
night that it was quick, Yeah he was, you know, and like
if his man gonna pass that. Then the problem is you got dudes that
a talk that shit like yeah, I hit x y Z and that ship
was YadA YadA whole time. He really liked her. Man, you over
here acting like you don't fuck with her or like she is slaughter. Then
you find out your man hit her. Now you hand kesh it. Oh
you let Refrief do this and that that baby leg YadA nigga, you you
treated it like she was nothing. Shout out to listen because that's what happens.
And then you get a lot of dudes that will start talking. They
hold me back out. You fuck with Refee. You know that nigga's a
bomb. Me living with his mom. The dog out. You're trying the
dog bad. But you're the one who mentioned it to your dog. Never
wanted to her, You never would have said nothing, and now all of
a sudden, she's the bad guy. And then then he mad at you
too, treating you dirty, like you sucked up. But he the one
who put you in a line of fire. You know what, let's just
round of applause for this man right now, I'm saying, you know what,
I'm saying, Thank you what Kevin? That was the wrong. That
was the wrong. But first of all I was wrong about baby like that.
We gotta called this man. And the reason why I say, we're
gonna applaud this man because he just said something that was so powerful and impactful
to me. Right it's the men that go out of their way to brag
to their homies about how good she is and how she's a slider like he
said, and then turn around and be mad when their friends hit, and
then be even more mad at the woman for letting his friends hit. When
you you made this all possible. And then I swear, just like you
said, it's the backbite in for me. Don't tell her about how he
still live with his mom. Don't tell don't tell her about how you know
he don't take care of his kids, don't tell her about how he didn't
had that bump on his dick, and we really don't know what it is,
but he keeps saying this spurf mark. She don't need to know all
that now, Like you are drawling, Yeah, drawling because you're mad.
Yep, I hate this and you expose your character. And the crazy part
is that dudes do that shit and noted that women are just like men,
like we see shit like that, and it's bitch tendencies across the board.
Women don't like bitch tendencies the same way niggas don't like bitch tendencies. It's
weird. Women don't really like men who gossip. Yeah, and we can
tell if you're the gossip like, we'll tolerate you, but we already know
this ain't going too far. You run your mouth a lot, like it's
no reason after link up number two, I know how Rail ran a ppa
scheme. I know how fucking little Kim don't take care of his kids,
but he do take care of that one that's not even his, Like,
it's no reason why I should know your business like that trash trash, because
then you know that you know when y'all get into some shake. Gonna put
your shit out there too. Someone on a live said, I hate a
nigga that talk too much. A podcast said women like to deal with married
men cause single men talk too much. No, no, no, no,
the married men talk just as equally. Believe me. Okay, I
learned that shit the hard way. We hate a pillow dog and ask nigga,
not the broil, dick, y'all get on my nerves the broil,
I mean sound. Oh my god, Kevin, how much time we got?
Oh we're looking at twenty minutes. Okay, you want to get into
some edibles? Yes, no, So the edible portion of the show is
when we're reading questions that people send in. And it could be questions,
it could be stories, just whatever they might need advice with. Okay,
So the first one, can men and women be platonic friends? I think
that it's possible. I feel like the friendship this is a tough one.
This is a tough one. That's a tough cookie. Is it dependent upon
is it dependent upon how attractive they are? Now? I feel like you
could be attractive and just be friends. But it depends upon like where the
friendship started, who created the friendship? You know what I'm saying, because
it's different when it's a woman who put a dude in a friendship drink,
but he's still waiting on our opportunity. You know what I'm saying. He
could be a platonic friend and he will be as friendly as possible. You
know, you got those dudes that are scared to jump out the friend zone,
the ones that are never volate because then it'll run you off. And
he's cool with you just being around. So he's not going to volate until
you're ready for that, you know what I'm saying, Until somebody do you
daddy and you're planing on this shoulders a late night and you're staying at his
house and he's waiting. He waited thirty years for that, and he gonna
take that opportunity. So I feel like the common consensus is women are always
going to be like yeah, yeah, we can't. We could be friends,
right right, and men are always gonna be like m But the crazy
part is I know more women who secretly plot on men than I know men
who secretly plot on women, Like I know more women who will wait in
the friend zone strike like a viper as soon as they see a moment of
weakness, see. And I think that's why a lot of women believe that
we all can't just be friends, because I think, y'all, you know
some of y'all know yourselves, y'all know your friends, y'all know y'all homies,
because that's what you're here. You'd be like, hey, I know
women, I know females like your friend. I don't even think that it's
women. I think that you made a good point. I think that it's
you knowing yourself. If you know yourself that you're capable of being someone's platonic
friend and being there for them and not crossing the line, you're automatically go
and think like, yeah, we can do that. It's possible. But
if you know deep down in your heart subconsciously that there's at least one person
that you are secretly plotting on, you just have the mindset of men and
women could never be platonic friends. M M. I believe that. So,
so if you one of them people that's willing to cross the line that
you believe everybody crossed on, you're gonna think that everybody crosses the line.
Got And I don't even think it has to do with who's attractive who's not.
I just has to think it has to do with you knowing yourself.
All right, let's put it this way. I think at certain ages,
men and women can be platonic friends. If you're under thirty, it's no
platonic shit going on, you know what I mean? Like, y'all might
be friends, but the windows are slim. They come up easily too,
because there's a lot of fucking up going on. Niggas sucking up, females
sucking up. So you fuck around, hit your homie real quick, and
y'apt like shit never happened. You just need one good one, one drunk
n Yeah, one bad decision, and that ship is over. Ain't over
time, you know what I mean. It's like shit ain't go down and
that's it. The crazy part is I really hate those situations because if one
person has secretly been in love together for a long time, got some movie
shit going on, now, yeah, once that one night comes, it
is never going to be the same. You didn't you didn't mistake in the
games mask and you wake up. He got grits on the stoves. I
made you grits and eggs. Nigga trying to go no, Like, I
know you made me grits and eggs, and I'm trying to be respectful,
but I prefer we go back to roasting each other if that's okay with you.
I prefer to talk about your grandmam and how she just lost her front
dentures and then now we're friends again. I don't want to do this.
It doesn't just because you sleep with your friend. It also doesn't automatically jump
you into something different, right. I hate it. And you know what
else those situations where people are for the public, pretending to be friends but
be knocking each other back walls out behind closed doors. System bro, system
Bro gets the fuck on my nurse? What's dog? That's why That's why
I say it gotta be under thirty, because it was a lot of system
bro shit going on under thirty with other people like you know what I mean,
Like in our age range, Like under thirty, a lot of people
was yo bro, how you and they? You know what I mean?
When they dab each other up in the club whole time they got planning a
link up after this shit, I'm not gonna hold you. Don't call me
sis if I get locked up. I can't call you for bail money.
I'm not your sis. I don't want to be your sis. I have
no desire to be your sis. And that's just being respectful. I don't
care. Don't call me sis. We're hug Kevin. Go ahead, clock
out for me. I'm leaving. I see you, guys. I'm good
night, Kevin. Okaya, Oh wait, I'm sorry, let me tap
in. Nope, because most of my female friends are attractive. Plus,
it's no benefits and having a female friend in my opinion, And you know
what matters too, is if you're used to being around attractive women. This,
y'all, you got dudes that don't be around to check the girls who
this nick got to check the friend? He don't know how to handle that,
as she throw that's you know what I mean. But if you got
a nigga who've been around that don't really care for it, it don't really
matter. This is a really good point. The men who are surrounded by
bad women all the time are more likely to have female friends. And I'm
gonna tell you why, especially in positions of power, because the female friends
are going to get stuff done that some people aren't used to. Oh man,
does anybody have a charger? Anybody got an Apple charger? I don't.
Oh man, my phone's one percent. Y'all fukut off the live I'm
sorry. I'll see yall tomorrow at the live show. Okay, Um,
but I think that that's real true. But the men who are used to
hanging around Keisha from thirty third in Diamond, when you get in a room
full of models, you're not gonna know how to move, and even if
you're really trying your hardest not to be a creep, it's gonna come out.
Yeah, you're just yeah, yeah, it's all right. So,
uh, last question, this is actually a story. Let's go um,
and I purposely saved this for when you came on a show because you are
a married man and I felt like you we add a lot of value to
the conversation. So it says, hey, so I've recently excuse me,
Hey, So I've been recently dealing with my child's mom, and I felt
like I just noticed some stuff and some narcissistic tendencies I've done messed up some
stuff to cause her in pain to her, So some stuff I actually understand,
but it's getting exaggerated a lot. So I guess my topic would be
narcissism or advice on how to maybe cope with the situation. Thank you.
I wonder why he keeps calling it narcissism first off, but advice on this
situation, So it depends on how he acts. Like you know, when
you're dealing with your baby mom in the sense and y'all back dealing with each
other, you'dn't heard, or you fucked up a lot. If she's treating
you some kind of way, it's because she cares. First off, she
likes you, but she's mad at you because you fucked up. And't she
like you because if she didn't like her, she wouldn't give a fuck.
So she wants you to do better. So obviously you must not be rectifying
or fixing this situation as much as you might have thought you did. And
it's not about like giving excuses or ex nations. It's about actions. Like
I learned over time that one communication is key, but communication don't mean shit
if it's not backed by action. So when she communicates whatever her issues is
with you, you have to put a plan into action, start doing shit.
If she's mad that y'all don't go out, or she mad that you
went out with x y Z. Treat her better than you treat an x
y Z. Take her out, make her feel special, do what y're
supposed to do. Make sure she feel as though that whatever you was doing
back then, you are no longer doing right now. You know what I'm
saying. I don't. I've had my share of issues and my wife don't
gotta way about it if I'm doing XYZ because I'm always in the fucking house.
She got access to my fucking phone, my computer, all that shit
is hooked up to my eye cloud. You know what I'm saying. I
don't have nothing to hide. I'm an open book at this point. So
do you think that in order to remedy the situation, especially if it's a
it's a like happenstance where you like might have stepped out or been some type
of form of infidelity, do you think you didn't have to lose you because
you have to give her access to everything in order for her to feel comfortable,
you shouldn't be losing you. If anything, the fucked up part is
that you might actually find you. That is the problem that that us as
men don't understand. Like when you when you find if you fucked with her
nothing, It's the thing you gotta understand, is she the one for you?
Because if she the one for you, then given her all of you
only gonna make you feel better. You get what I'm saying, like,
and she's only gonna do anything but pour more into you, right right,
So all in all, it don't do nothing but help you feel better about
you and be a better you. You'll be more comfortable, spend less money,
you know what I'm saying. It's a lot that comes with that.
It's just a it's just a better life overall. But it's just more about
understanding one which you really want, because I guess at some point we all
got to put ourselves first and then to understanding what she really wants, and
then if you really want her, you're going to do whatever she really wants.
And all that others should about the past, it's gonna disappear because now
you would you know what I mean? You whatever you was two point zero?
You know what I mean? If you rhine two point oh? Please?
So I want to read some stuff from alive. First one says,
rod okay. Second one says, because she probably feeling his shit I'm just
saying right. So the next one I actually agree with it says a couple
of therapy and you did dirt, so help her repair that damage. I
agree with this because once we get to where we are now, sometimes it
takes an outside factor who doesn't have any bias to say, hey, this
is where the problem is, and this is what I think you can do
to help move forward now, and this is my problem right because I feel
like women y'all don't like to be told you're wrong. And I feel like
nine times out of attendant for a couple of goals to a couple of therapy,
and it's truly, you know, some some deep rooted shit. A
lot of times the woman gonna get proven to be the root of some shit.
Here's the thing. You don't want to hear that. So now that
one person you thought she's unbiased, and now when she say you're wrong,
now she's going to be biased. Now you fuck this whole thing. I'm
done. I don't want to hear nobody say anything. That's why I say
communication, fresh start, and just go from there. But when you're bringing
somebody else, most likely that man might have some points and you're not gonna
really want to hear those points. But here's the thing. I think that's
why picking the right therapist is important. Right, So I think you actually
should date therapists. You should go through and find like, yo, is
this going to be compatible for both of us? Because sometimes people go on
a couple of the therapee and they one person that's gung hold, like,
oh my god, this is him. We have to just go with him,
and it's like, but man, it doesn't really work for me.
But what if your therapist is like a good therapist and you're not picking sizes?
Sorry, So I think there's a problem, right, where's the woman?
Y'all want men to be monogamous and when a man cheese, it's an
issue. But nine times out of tend us men has grew up. We
have grew up truly enticons. We was like eight ten maybe if we're lucky,
some shit like that. But we got introduced to parn early. We
see tits in the ass, like y'all, County penis is two pants when
y'all, I was young. So it's a lot of shit that y'all had
to worry about. We worrying about beauty. We see all this shit while
we're young, like I had crushes in third grade. Like you get what
I'm saying. So it's like we are already driven by the female at a
young age, and I don't know if women are the same about boys and
men. So now when we get with you, yeah, we love you,
we want to be with you, but we still got those same demons
that we've been had when we were younger. We still fight in temptation NonStop.
So the only way that you could get a man at an early age,
like where he's immature and easily to fall to his demons, you got
to fulfill all those things. You know what's crazy. I'm actually hear me
out right, and before y'all go, oh my god, pick me,
suck my dick, and just hear me out. Okay, just just hear
me out for a second. Right. I'm not mad if my man cheats
on me. I take that back, No, not even that. I'm
not mad if my man cheats on me. But he came to me with
the problem first, and I didn't fix it. Right, So if my
man comes to me and says, yo, I really feel like you're not
sucking my dick enough, Like honestly, I'm not getting there. I'm missing
this part of pleasure. I'm not being fulfilled. Cool right, But secondly,
like I just don't feel like zunging neck. Maybe maybe I dope feel
right. If my man then comes to me later and tells me like,
yo, I'm not gonna lie I stepped out, or if I find out
he stepped out, I'm gonna take it as like yo, I just got
caught skipping class and now I got attention. I gotta chalk that. I
have to chalk that. And it's not I don't know, pick me shit.
I fully take responsibility for not making my man happy. If my man
is not happy and he steps out, I one thousand percent will chalk that.
And that's and I think that's the problem, though a lot of women
won wouldn't chalkate two. I think y'all be playing blind. You know when
you has it been thirty days? Did you something? You are? You
thinking about it? And you gotta figure out what the last thing someone did?
You know it's been a while, so you knew that you were sleeping
and you know I love getting my young man. So if I do X
y Z you, how can you be mad at me? But the woman
will still be mad. And then at the same time too, it's like
if a man come and be like, oh, like I mean, I'm
trying to get my dick, it's a problem. It's like that's an automatic
turn off. So one, we can't do shit like that, especially if
you know woman to ask to get your dick, suck. It's automatic,
like unless she is a woman like that just to be a certain type,
and you have those types out there, but if she's not that type,
then it automatically make it feel like she's doing it out of duty for she
just wanted to do it. We want you to do it because you want
to do it. And then we got this young mentality and as weird as
though we're so used to back in the day when you had high school girls,
when your girl wasn't there, you go do what you do. You
know what I'm saying, You move on. So some niggas still be living
in that same world because you've been doing that longer than you knew your spouse.
You know what I'm saying now in the same token though, because I
am that understanding and because I do move that way. If I found out
you cheated on me and you didn't come to me about a problem at all.
Now we're fucking waiting to exhale in his already know what I'm talking about.
I'm left eye. I'm left eye if I found out you cheated on
me and you didn't give me a chance to fix it, automatically left eye,
automatically left out because I am so understanding and I am so willing to
make you happy if you, honestly are not man enough to come to me
with your issues and let me fix it first. Bro, it's starting curtains.
But I think it's always hints, though I don't think. I think
dudes always give you the chance in the opportunity, and a lot of times,
y'all you handle it on talking to me about what are you eating?
Like like, let's say, you know what I'm saying. I was talking
with my brother and show. Yeah he's on our other show lunch back when
we was doing that ship. He was like, you, like, how
do you go about with getting your dicks? And he was like, you
know, I do like a little head push or you know, if I'm
feeling the same way, I might just pop it out. So it's like,
if you get certain kind of hints and you don't take those hints.
You know what, you know what I mean? You are absolutely right?
Right, so, uh, surprise, surprise, I've been having sex.
I wasn't having sex for a long time, but I've been having sex.
Right. So I was walking with this guy, right and well actually the
same guy. So he's like, you know, sucking dick, and he's
like pushing his lag up and I'm like this, nigga, w mean his
ass, I ain't no ass. Some minute he wants me to eat some
ass? Helm want me to eat no ass? Right? And then finally
my man like lifted his legs up and like held them, so I was
like, oh, he wants me to eat some ass. He didn't know
what he was doing, bringing on in bringing it on, just like that
mud slide, and here we are. You are absolutely right. I think
that this subtle, the subtle movements and the subtle intentions are but sometimes if
it's not happening, you do have to be more upfront, like, yo,
can I get something? Yeah? I mean, like, man,
I feel like men, we try, like we give you hints and we
do certain things. You do got certain dudes and I feel like they bred
out of that they bred out of not getting what they want, so they
become more direct. You know what I'm saying. But me, my name's
smooth Um. Everything about me is just smooth. I don't be like,
yo, come suck this dick like I'm just not gonna do that because I
feel like that's not it's not my character. Like you know what I'm saying,
I'm just mistreating you. You know what I mean. If I like
anything and I'm about to just treat you like that, then all right,
cool. But if I don't feel that way towards you, why would I
do that? So and then at the same time, now what I care
for your feelings. I don't want to text you and say like yo,
I'm I need to get my dick, sucker, I'm on a slide like
yeah, so yeah, and then you're sick like you ain't shit, like
yo, now what you want me to do? But if I don't pay
the bills and I don't want to listen to you, I ain't talking to
you. Now you're gonna fuck with Mark. And it's cool these names,
these names Mark, it's because I didn't do this. Shout out to Mark,
baby key, Okay, I think you said little feet. Who did
you say, baby baby lag I like baby baby Yo smooth. I'm so
happy you can't visit me today. Please tell the people where they can find
you. Please tell them all anything you got going on telling about cooking Up
too and five. Shout out to everybody over at cooking at five, Jules
Linkstein, Uh, everybody, Wayne verne Um, everybody, go ahead,
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over there you're gonna find famous people. Just over there, we supported businesses,
mean we just I feel like a lot of times we don't have platforms.
It's entrepreneurs and people that trying to build a name for ourselves. We
don't have places we could go talk our ship and share our stories and maybe
motivate somebody else that's under us. So cooking Up is that place where I
get people the opportunity to come share their stories, motivate the youth, and
put on for the city. Like that's it like we need something for us
and this is I'm you know, I claim to be by the people for
the people, like that's it. I'm for y'all for the game. That's
it. Uh. And my girl what's her name? Grand? Shout out
to my girl Amber Grand. We're gonna link, says, yes, Sisky,
that'd be nice. Come on, come to yes. Listen I'm doing.
You have not invited me to cook it up. You are here with
you cook. I'm laing you cook. You know what I'm saying. All
what I'm saying is I want to come back and see my squire. Listen.
And even if I'm not going an episode, I can come up help
set up cameras and staff. We're gonna set the thing we need in front
of the camera, okay, and I come help set up to Verne.
If you're listening, I can come help set up too, okay, thank
you. I can hold the clock, clock board, okay, I can
do all that shit, thank you. I can set up a light or
two if you need me put anything together, thank you. And I'm leaving
with it a plate. Oh, is what I'm saying. We bring food
by atleast the shut bring food, Fay by because it don't be meat cooking.
But yeah, we got anybody. You know, we like to take
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know what I'm saying, shows some love smooth. I had so much fun
today. We haven't had a good talk and like a over a year?
A year? Has it been a year? Was it? If it was
a year, it was a fast as year. No, really, you
know what's crazy? It has been over a year. Damn yeah, yeah,
since since you left cooking up. It's been a year. It's been
When when's your baby's birthday? Which one? You know, the youngest one?
Tub first, it's coming up on a year. We took a break
right before she had a baby. Yeah, it has been almost a year.
I know right. I'm so happy you came. I love talking to
you. I was waiting on my next invite the time I make it.
But you know, I'm happy you came. And my message is always going
to be the same. Follow me on a gram at Stormy, pea at
chocolate chip and sip and if you don't wait before I do that, I
can't wait to see y'all tomorrow at the live show or today at the live
show when the drops, I love y'all. Y'all souldiers joined out faster than
y'all sold the last one out. If you didn't get your jackets, that's
turn damn bad. Okay, I'm excited and I can't wait to take this
on the road Houston, Atlanta, New York. I'll see y'all soon.
And yeah, if you don't remember anything else, please remember subtle hints to
suck dick. I love you, guys, and I'll say you next week. Piece