1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:10,880 Made a decision. Oh pace, sunny, sudd on, I hadasione n 2 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:19,519 you Raine, Hey, everybody, what's up? Welcome to for crying out 3 00:00:19,559 --> 00:00:25,640 loud. It's a great day today, it's nice out. Yesterday, I 4 00:00:25,679 --> 00:00:30,760 mean all weekend it's been pouring rain NonStop. In fact, I had to 5 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:35,439 go take Phil out of the house because we had another showing on Saturday and 6 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:38,920 I had to walk. I didn't think it was gonna rain. It was 7 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:42,399 just cloudy. So I took him for a walk and it started pouring rain, 8 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:45,399 and then I had to wait in the rain for them to be done 9 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:49,240 with the showing. So now I'm like trying to find like trees to hang 10 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:54,079 out underneath, and I'm not I'm just getting pummeled. And I don't have 11 00:00:54,159 --> 00:00:58,320 like a rain jacket. I have a rain I have a waterproof jacket with 12 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:02,759 a hoodie that's cloth. What good is that doing me? Oh? Really? 13 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:07,239 Yeah? So I'm just getting like and Phil is just a like a 14 00:01:07,319 --> 00:01:10,519 coooch alone because he doesn't want to move. He doesn't like the rain. 15 00:01:10,599 --> 00:01:12,359 It's in his eyes. I can tell he does. He's not happy. 16 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:17,079 So we keep stopping. I keep trying to pull him along, and then 17 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:19,280 we were waiting for the people to leave out in front of the house, 18 00:01:19,319 --> 00:01:22,719 and he's like, why are we standing out here? Can we go inside, 19 00:01:23,079 --> 00:01:26,040 Mitch, Let's go inside where it's warm. I'm like, we can't, 20 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:29,560 Phil, we gotta wait, we gotta hang out here. So yeah, 21 00:01:29,719 --> 00:01:32,719 that's how that's how the raining weekend was. I know I would have 22 00:01:32,879 --> 00:01:36,799 just been like, hi, guys, we'll just be out of your way. 23 00:01:37,079 --> 00:01:40,200 Just go ahead to lay down in our beds if you want. I 24 00:01:40,239 --> 00:01:46,000 thought, it's all good in my garage. I know where I will be 25 00:01:46,079 --> 00:01:49,959 living if you take over this house. By the way, we have some 26 00:01:49,159 --> 00:01:55,959 updates, some good updates. We recorded Patreon before this. Yeah, we 27 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,040 have an update to a Patreon we did a few weeks ago. Lenette does 28 00:01:59,239 --> 00:02:02,519 yeah and then and that also has another update, another big updates, So 29 00:02:02,719 --> 00:02:07,199 go check that out if you like the personal updates. But let's say hi 30 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:13,599 to our our fabulous Patreon subscribers, and if you're at the go join get 31 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:15,599 up to the ten dollars level. Jump up there, because we want to 32 00:02:15,639 --> 00:02:20,199 see you in our zoom on Sunday night, Yes, we did a party 33 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:24,560 with you guys. Yea like Stephanie Stinker Rinker and Krista you make me want 34 00:02:24,599 --> 00:02:29,879 a shoe, buddy, but don't. Let's not get sued. And Sandra, 35 00:02:29,919 --> 00:02:32,879 it's not easy being green and Jennifer, you fell get up, Jen. 36 00:02:35,039 --> 00:02:38,199 Aaron is such a dirty Sanchez. I hope you guys have looked by 37 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:44,439 now. Yeah, Sarah Stefano, she's our Paisano and Rachel's newcomer. And 38 00:02:44,599 --> 00:02:52,800 Ashley so chic, and Kelly Laddy and Amy your cut and Katie's rolling on 39 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:59,080 e she's at beyond Wonderland and not Anna Faris and Aaron who is Nikki? 40 00:02:59,159 --> 00:03:04,319 Call your girl? And Leslie I was just minding my own business, trying 41 00:03:04,319 --> 00:03:07,800 to turn into lottery ticket. It's seven eleven got costed by Leslie? Really 42 00:03:07,159 --> 00:03:12,680 yep, and then they'll never learn their lessons. The other Leslie just started 43 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:15,680 coughing up a storm and I was like, what is happening? It's raining? 44 00:03:15,759 --> 00:03:21,120 Fucking Leslie's out here? And Jacob is so growley and Rita has a 45 00:03:21,439 --> 00:03:25,039 cute face like a Bassett hound. Oh, and Elizabeth Williamson has one hundred 46 00:03:25,159 --> 00:03:30,840 children. Hi, Elizabeth, she's been going through some hard times. Are 47 00:03:30,879 --> 00:03:37,919 Elizabeth Williamson soul? We love you? And Athena. We love your dancing, 48 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,520 Polly, We love your pancakes, Valerie, Bubba Fenwick, Katerina, 49 00:03:40,879 --> 00:03:45,759 make sure you check that Moler, Gaby and Missy up to no good. 50 00:03:46,879 --> 00:03:52,400 Sean Vange pere cute. Kelly Brandt is not your aunt, Alicia Lante. 51 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:55,479 And that's it. I just got an alert on my phone breaking news. 52 00:03:55,800 --> 00:04:03,120 The rust armorer Hannah Gutierra is sentenced to eighteen months in prison for involuntary manslaughter. 53 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:09,800 Wow. Yeah, well she was the one in charge of the the 54 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:12,919 bullets and the gun. Yeah, what do you call that job? Murmur? 55 00:04:13,479 --> 00:04:18,160 Yeah, he said that. Yeah, well eighteen months. Some weird 56 00:04:18,199 --> 00:04:23,079 stuff has been coming out about Alec Baldwin. Oh really, he's not sounding 57 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:28,920 all about innocent, Like he that he was acting very erratic on the set 58 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:32,240 and screaming and yelling at people, and that he insisted that that Hanna woman 59 00:04:32,319 --> 00:04:35,560 be hired even though people were like, no, she doesn't have any experience, 60 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:44,600 nobody trusted or she was like young and very very inexperienced. That's not 61 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:49,000 anybody like give to anybody, you know. But I don't get is why 62 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:53,879 would there be live rounds? Why would they be live bullets in these guns. 63 00:04:54,199 --> 00:04:58,199 I don't know what I mean, Nobody in this room knows that there 64 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:01,120 should never be live rounds on a set. That's there's no reason for that. 65 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:08,759 It's it's great, Yeah, it's it's very weird. But also Alec 66 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:12,959 Baldwin was not supposed to be shooting the gun apparently in the scene, and 67 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:16,680 he shot it anyway, and then his excuses while he thought they were blanks, 68 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:19,040 but in that scene, he wasn't even supposed to be shooting the gun. 69 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:23,720 That's what I read, like, don't I wasn't can kill you know? 70 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:29,279 Yeah, just ask like Eric Christian Heckerson. I don't know there was 71 00:05:29,319 --> 00:05:33,920 an actor in like the eighties that died blanks. And then also uh Bruce 72 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:40,800 Lee Soon Brandon, wasn't he from some blanks? So yeah, I don't 73 00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:45,199 know. It's weird. Yeah, yeah, do you remember my Alec Baldwin 74 00:05:45,319 --> 00:05:49,639 story? No, you have an Alec Baldwin story. Okay, I think 75 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:53,879 this is going to be familiar, but you know, since you have my 76 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:58,360 memory, maybe it won't. So years ago, I was working on Hollywood 77 00:05:58,399 --> 00:06:02,360 Squares about this, remember, Oh I remember Center Square. So I was 78 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:09,120 a joke writer on the Hollywood Squares great job. Great and also terrible job 79 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:13,600 at the same time. The reason it was great was because my whole job 80 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:17,000 was basically there were people that wrote the questions. So I don't know, 81 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:20,720 if you remember how Hollywood Squares goes, There's celebrities and then they have to 82 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:25,759 answer questions, and the questions are worded in such a way that there could 83 00:06:25,759 --> 00:06:29,959 be a funny joke, you know, but they're like true false questions, 84 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:34,920 but they could also be like in nineteen eighty, what guy, and then 85 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:38,480 it'll be like a funny quote, I don't know whatever, and then so 86 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:44,120 then we my job. So there were like five of us writers. So 87 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:47,800 the question writers would write us a ton of questions, and then we would 88 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:50,959 have to take all the questions and just throw out a joke for each of 89 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:54,800 them. So you had to try to come up with at least a joke 90 00:06:54,879 --> 00:07:00,879 for at least one joke for every question. If you really think of something, 91 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:02,439 you could leave it blank, but you tried to think of something. 92 00:07:03,079 --> 00:07:06,439 But a lot of times I didn't even have to go in or I could 93 00:07:06,439 --> 00:07:11,720 come into the office, print out a whole batch of these jokes, and 94 00:07:11,759 --> 00:07:14,839 then I could just go home, lay on my couch, like watch TV 95 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:17,560 and like try to think of funny stuff. Then I'd go back in either 96 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:21,240 that day or even like the next day, and just input all of my 97 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:29,000 answers, so each line would have a different writer's answer. Then we would 98 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,920 have these meetings, and Henry Winkler was our executive producer. Oh what a 99 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:35,879 nice guy, and he's the super nicest guy. So we would then have 100 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:41,040 these meetings for the script, and what it would be is you'd look at 101 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:45,439 the script and each question would have like five choices, and then we'd all 102 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:50,480 pick together what we think the funniest. It wasn't it was a little unseemly 103 00:07:50,519 --> 00:07:54,959 to be fighting for your own joke, but sometimes it was just really obvious 104 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,879 which was the funniest one. Right, We'd all crack up and be like, 105 00:07:57,959 --> 00:08:01,800 Okay, so Dave's joke, or you know, John's joker, Stephanie's 106 00:08:01,879 --> 00:08:05,319 joke. And I worked, I shared an office with this guy named John 107 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:09,480 Max, not John Max John, Oh my god, I just forgot his 108 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:13,360 last name. John Max was another writer. I shared an office with this 109 00:08:13,399 --> 00:08:20,680 guy named John and he was so funny, super sarcastic and like pissed off 110 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:24,720 all the time. But like would make me laugh so hard. His jokes 111 00:08:24,759 --> 00:08:28,240 were always like, to me, the funniest, and at a certain point 112 00:08:28,279 --> 00:08:30,800 our boss just didn't like us that much. And I don't know why he 113 00:08:30,959 --> 00:08:35,440 was. It doesn't matter why, but he would oftentimes just pick his own 114 00:08:35,519 --> 00:08:41,039 joke the head writer uh huh, or his friend's joke who was like anyway, 115 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:43,960 So John and I would always be pissed well when it came time. 116 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:50,000 So then show day we'd get assigned celebrities and we'd have to go in there 117 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:52,639 in the room, like let's say it was Rue I had Rue Paul once 118 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:58,200 and you'd have to present them. They'd look at their question and then they'd 119 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:01,799 look at the possible joke answered, and sometimes they would be like, I 120 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:05,559 don't want to say that right. The joke would be. I remember one 121 00:09:05,639 --> 00:09:11,039 time Rue Paul was given a joke and the joke was like a fat shaming 122 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:16,879 joke. It was like something about forkfuls of cake, like shoving forkfuls of 123 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:20,200 cake in their mouth. And I when when in the meeting, I was 124 00:09:20,279 --> 00:09:24,960 like, I don't think somebody, I don't think anybody's gonna want to say 125 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:28,799 that it's mean, and but are what would happen is they'd say, you 126 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:35,360 have to you have to present them with that joke. Okay, so we 127 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:39,240 didn't really love our boss. I once did an entire Patreon about this guy 128 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:45,440 and then had to take it down because somebody that knows him I knew, 129 00:09:45,519 --> 00:09:48,360 had listened and I got really freaked out and made And this was years ago. 130 00:09:48,919 --> 00:09:52,600 So but anyway, it's enough, time has passed. Whatever. We 131 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:56,200 didn't like this guy and he had he had mean taste in jokes, and 132 00:09:56,679 --> 00:10:01,559 so anyway, I had to go to Rue Paul present the joke because if 133 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,639 you didn't present the joke, you'd get in trouble because they print, they'd 134 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:07,120 give them a card, and only the joke that they chose was on the 135 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:13,360 card. So what you would have to do is be sneaky and remember the 136 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:16,440 joke a better joke, right, and then go if they if your celebrity 137 00:10:16,519 --> 00:10:18,360 was like I don't want to say that, then you'd be like, oh 138 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:20,799 how about this? Yeah, and then they'd be like, oh I like 139 00:10:20,879 --> 00:10:26,559 that joke, So you'd write it in right. Well, if the celebrity 140 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:30,639 did the other joke, our boss would come and find you, hunt you 141 00:10:30,759 --> 00:10:33,399 down after the segment and be like, why the fuck did that person do 142 00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:37,240 that joke? That was a We eliminated that joke, right, and then 143 00:10:37,279 --> 00:10:39,919 you'd have to be like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. But 144 00:10:41,159 --> 00:10:43,799 like RuPaul did not want to say that joke so that it was the only 145 00:10:43,879 --> 00:10:46,000 thing I could think of off the top of my head. I just remembered 146 00:10:46,039 --> 00:10:48,879 it right, right right, and you know he'd be mad at you. 147 00:10:50,159 --> 00:10:56,320 Yeah. Anyway, every week we had a different celebrity as our guest Center 148 00:10:56,399 --> 00:11:00,679 Square, So like we had Ellen DeGeneres a lot, and I think I 149 00:11:00,759 --> 00:11:03,679 told you I got to. I shook hands with her once and she had 150 00:11:03,759 --> 00:11:07,559 the like cold fish you know when somebody reaches out when you reach out your 151 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:11,399 hand, or they reach out their hand, but then their hand is completely 152 00:11:11,519 --> 00:11:13,480 limp, right and cold, like they don't want to be touched. And 153 00:11:13,559 --> 00:11:16,879 then you're like, well then don't put your fucking hand out. Yes, 154 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:20,519 yeah, it was like that. It's basically like you barely touched her hand 155 00:11:20,559 --> 00:11:22,960 and then she pulled it away right. Yeah. And she had her own 156 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:28,360 on set writers, okay, but I would but sometimes I would write her 157 00:11:28,399 --> 00:11:30,840 jokes and they would put mine in the mix and she would pick them, 158 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:35,919 and then I would have quiet pride, right because she wasn't allowed to know 159 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:39,200 that the show writer wrote her those jokes. Anyway, I was friends with 160 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:43,480 the two girls that were her writers, Karen Anderson and Karen kil Garriff, 161 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:48,960 Karen kil Garriff of My Favorite Murder. Okay, okay, okay, anyway, 162 00:11:50,279 --> 00:11:52,840 it's just a little I'm just adding a little judging the story a little 163 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:56,679 bit for to tell you some other stuff that went on there. Yeah, 164 00:11:56,960 --> 00:12:00,279 okay, so it's a big deal. The big the main celebrity was kind 165 00:12:00,279 --> 00:12:03,399 of a big deal, like and they were only they only got to be 166 00:12:03,559 --> 00:12:07,360 briefed by our boss. They were not allowed anywhere near like the main person. 167 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:13,240 I got to like sometimes talk to Kathy Griffin or like I said, 168 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:18,039 uh no, he wasn't on anymore, although I love him, but this 169 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:24,240 was the one version past that. Okay, we had so no shadow Stevens. 170 00:12:24,559 --> 00:12:31,399 Right, I'm trying to think who we had because I'm trying to remember 171 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:35,360 who were who was in our squares, but like, uh oh, I 172 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:41,000 mean I think Wayne Brady was there. Sometimes it was like more newer people, 173 00:12:41,399 --> 00:12:46,320 But what's the bionic woman Lindsay Wagner. Uh huh Lindsay. I had 174 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:50,759 her one time, Lindsay Wagner, and she was on something really but she 175 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:56,399 was so out of it. And then Loretta Swit, Oh yeah, I 176 00:12:56,519 --> 00:13:00,759 came in and one of them, I think it was Loretta swis hot lips, 177 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:05,159 like stole lamp from the drug. I am not kidding you. Some 178 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:11,000 crazy shit happens with like suit kind of celebrities. That's weird. All. 179 00:13:11,039 --> 00:13:13,360 Lindsay Wagner was famous for, by the way, at that time, was 180 00:13:13,399 --> 00:13:18,559 doing mattress commercials and I just remember that, like she was so out of 181 00:13:18,679 --> 00:13:22,480 it, like slurry her words. I had to go report it. I'm 182 00:13:22,519 --> 00:13:26,240 like, I don't know if this bitch is going to get through the show. 183 00:13:26,759 --> 00:13:30,360 Hopefully she doesn't get called on. Hopefully nobody goes to like the right 184 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:35,399 Center Square. Yeah. Anyway, Alec Baldin's our Center Square this one week, 185 00:13:35,879 --> 00:13:39,559 and I'm not allowed anywhere near him, but we've all written him pretty 186 00:13:39,559 --> 00:13:46,519 good jokes and he tell he told is the boss basically he didn't like any 187 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:52,159 of the jokes they picked for him, which neither I didn't get any jokes 188 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,440 in for him, because, especially when it was a bigger star, our 189 00:13:54,519 --> 00:13:58,759 boss would only want to put in his own jokes so he could like he 190 00:13:58,919 --> 00:14:01,519 just needed to pee on every thing so that it was like all him, 191 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:05,440 you know, and we were like me and my friend, my friend John 192 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:09,000 in our office would just be like, what the fuck, Like these jokes 193 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,919 are terrible. He's not going to like any of these jokes. He's like 194 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,799 a smart, funny guy, right, you know, say what you will. 195 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,639 Yeah, he's married to like a fake you know, somebody who's fake 196 00:14:16,759 --> 00:14:22,120 hispanic. Yes, but Larry, he's a little crazy, but like he's 197 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:24,720 not going to go for these stupid ass jokes. Well, sure enough, 198 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:30,639 our boss, you know, red alert nine one one, everybody, all 199 00:14:30,799 --> 00:14:33,720 hands on deck, get in here. Alec doesn't like any of the jokes 200 00:14:33,879 --> 00:14:37,879 I presented, any of the jokes we wrote. Were like, you mean 201 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:43,440 you wrote yes while having like a four martini lunch with your other producer. 202 00:14:43,879 --> 00:14:48,279 So we start pitching we have to, but he doesn't. His The thing 203 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:52,159 about this boss is he couldn't acknowledge that other jokes had already been written that 204 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:56,879 were better. So like the jokes that I laid on my couch and wrote, 205 00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:01,080 not interested in those. It had to be something like you need to 206 00:15:01,159 --> 00:15:03,720 now think of something up the spur of the moment, and we'd be like, 207 00:15:03,799 --> 00:15:05,879 well, the best joke is already taken, we already wrote it, 208 00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:09,679 so then, but he'd get super mad if even if you fought for someone 209 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:13,919 else's joke, even if I was like, listen, John wrote a joke 210 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:16,279 I saw, It's made me laugh so hard. Let's give him that, 211 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:18,480 he'd be like, no, come up with something else? Wow? So 212 00:15:18,639 --> 00:15:22,440 what else did this guy do anything else? Or is it just game shows? 213 00:15:24,159 --> 00:15:28,240 He's done a lot of award shows, okay, which I don't know. 214 00:15:28,399 --> 00:15:31,960 I mean, he's not He wasn't funny right right. I think when 215 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,559 I told this story on a Patreon and it was years ago, so it 216 00:15:35,639 --> 00:15:41,080 was closer to the time it happened. Uh. His his taste in jokes 217 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:45,960 was like everything was the joke was about a happy ending, like at a 218 00:15:46,039 --> 00:15:50,039 massage parlor or a lap dance, so like, you know, that was 219 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:52,960 the level of the room all the time, where you'd be if you'd if 220 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:56,200 a joke could fit in, if you could, if you could horn in 221 00:15:56,919 --> 00:16:00,519 a happy end day and to it, he would for sure or want it, 222 00:16:00,879 --> 00:16:04,720 you know. Yeah. Yeah, we were always liked dude frat boy 223 00:16:04,879 --> 00:16:11,919 humor totally not smart, funny, edgy humor. Anyway, So Alec Baldwin, 224 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:17,039 I'm sent in to talk to Alec Baldwin, or we're all sent over 225 00:16:17,159 --> 00:16:21,720 to like pick some jokes to Alec Baldwin. Well, he takes I'm not 226 00:16:21,919 --> 00:16:26,039 trying to I'm not bragging here, but he takes one look at me and 227 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:33,039 he's like staring me down, really flirty, and he's like, I want 228 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:38,759 her, I want her to come. And so then boss by telling us 229 00:16:38,879 --> 00:16:42,840 this you do or don't know? Oh my god, so my boss gets 230 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:48,000 like kind of pissed because you know, but it's like, listen, this 231 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:51,639 was a lot of years ago. Okay, so this was pre even having 232 00:16:51,799 --> 00:16:53,799 Lbie. So this is more than twenty years ago. So I was like 233 00:16:53,879 --> 00:17:00,559 a lot cuter, you know. I was a cute young girl who happened 234 00:17:00,559 --> 00:17:03,359 to be the only girl writer on this team of guys. Like I wore 235 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:07,960 makeup to work and like dress kind of cute, especially on show day. 236 00:17:07,279 --> 00:17:11,160 Yeah, because I was going to be mixing it up with like you know. 237 00:17:11,359 --> 00:17:17,200 So anyway, so he's super blatantly though, like he's not subtle at 238 00:17:17,279 --> 00:17:22,480 all. He's just staring at me, and I was really uncomfortable, also 239 00:17:22,759 --> 00:17:26,599 very flattered because I'm like, I'm like and then I say to my other 240 00:17:26,759 --> 00:17:29,039 friend, I was like, this is not my imagination, right, and 241 00:17:29,119 --> 00:17:32,440 he's like, oh no, he's being like it's kind of gross, and 242 00:17:32,559 --> 00:17:34,799 I'm like, I know, but it is Alec Baldos. Yeah. Yeah. 243 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:40,160 So then I have to go in and I have to basically I don't 244 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:42,160 know if I was alone with him. I think my boss insisted on coming 245 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:48,960 with but anyway, then I leave and then apparently he told my boss like, 246 00:17:48,119 --> 00:17:49,960 can you send her in again? I need to talk. I need 247 00:17:51,039 --> 00:17:56,519 to talk to her. And I was like, oh no, I mean 248 00:17:56,640 --> 00:18:02,079 I must have. I must Yes. I was already like with John right, 249 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,920 yeah, very much, very serious, so I knew I wasn't going 250 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:10,599 to be like running off to with Alley. And also he's like quite a 251 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:14,720 bit older than me too at the time too, I was just like, 252 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:18,759 Also, he wasn't It's not he wasn't the cutest Baldwin by any stretch. 253 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:23,640 Like he was already right, you know, he was already like in his 254 00:18:23,839 --> 00:18:27,960 later Baldwin years, so right, like and he must have been he might 255 00:18:29,039 --> 00:18:32,799 have been married, right or had a girlfriend like whatever it was. It 256 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:36,880 was not cool, but it was flattering. But it was really funny because 257 00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:40,160 so then I was trying to kind of avoid you know, so I like 258 00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:41,759 I had to go in there and pitch him the jokes, and he'd just 259 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:47,039 be staring at me really blatantly, like uh huh uh huh. And then 260 00:18:47,119 --> 00:18:52,039 anytime I would walk past him, he would just be staring me down. 261 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:56,079 And it was pretty funny. It was very memorable. Nothing happened, right 262 00:18:56,279 --> 00:18:59,119 right. He didn't ask me out or try to get my number, but 263 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:02,279 I was I'm sure he would have had I gone and talked to him or 264 00:19:02,279 --> 00:19:06,000 gone to his dressing room alone, I'm sure he would have, like it 265 00:19:06,119 --> 00:19:11,079 was real, real obvious, right right. Wow, So that's your Alec 266 00:19:11,119 --> 00:19:15,960 Baldwin. Yeah, I mean I guess it doesn't have like, oh is 267 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000 the remort of this story. Yes, I had sex with him on the 268 00:19:19,119 --> 00:19:23,079 dressing room floor, which I kind of regret. I don't know, do 269 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:27,640 I. I mean it made for a story. I was a floor fucker, 270 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:30,359 and John totally understood. He was like, well it's Alec Baldwin. 271 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:33,480 Yeah, but he was like, gave you a pass. Yeah, but 272 00:19:33,519 --> 00:19:37,920 couldn't it have been Billy Baldwin, who's supposed to be crazy. Yeah, 273 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:45,720 speaking of crazy, if you feel a little bit crazy, you're in luck 274 00:19:45,799 --> 00:19:51,960 because our sponsor for today's podcast is Better Help. Yes, listen, everybody 275 00:19:52,079 --> 00:19:56,519 needs therapy, whether you think you're actually crazy or not. That's right. 276 00:19:56,200 --> 00:20:00,359 An people need help and they need counsel. Yeah. 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Yeah, and I remembered how much I 320 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:30,680 used to like the podcast Locked Up Abroad, which is the podcast of the 321 00:23:30,799 --> 00:23:33,559 TV show Love that Show. Yes, so I was. I listened to 322 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:38,480 all the back episodes you did been very compulsively like binging on things. Yeah, 323 00:23:40,319 --> 00:23:44,279 And I kept thinking that I had to bring this up to you guys 324 00:23:45,279 --> 00:23:49,559 that every c every time they these people they somehow get sucked into like drug 325 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:55,039 smuggling, and it's always like the person's like, listen, it's a little 326 00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:57,680 scary trying to get through the airport, like with the jobs on you you 327 00:23:57,799 --> 00:24:03,599 know, but like it's so rare that you're gonna get caught, right, 328 00:24:03,519 --> 00:24:10,839 I can't imagine being it that sounds. I'm I consider I feel somewhat of 329 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:14,200 a badass, right, somewhat of a risk taker, like, you know, 330 00:24:14,839 --> 00:24:18,720 even though I am chock full of anxiety about things, and it's gotten 331 00:24:18,799 --> 00:24:22,240 worse as I've gotten older, But even when I was younger, Hell, 332 00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:26,599 no, are you kidding? Imagine fucking a lot of money, how how 333 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:30,000 how and these people they seem to kind of get off on the fact that 334 00:24:30,079 --> 00:24:33,559 they're like, I mean, it was so scary, and I was like, 335 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:37,640 you know, terrified, but it was the most exciting exciting, No 336 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:44,680 fucking away, I would have been like, hell, five thousand dollars for 337 00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:49,920 yourself. I can't imagine showing up at the airport. And it's always in 338 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:55,000 a way that it seems like it could be found. Like you know about 339 00:24:55,039 --> 00:24:59,559 the fact that they take these bricks and they just tape it to your body 340 00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:03,640 and and they just and it looks like you're like the michelin Man walking down 341 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:06,799 the you know, down the corridor of the airport, like give me a 342 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:11,519 break. And also you're sweating, and because you imagine just having just forget 343 00:25:11,559 --> 00:25:15,640 about drugs strapped your body, how about just take duct tape and just just 344 00:25:15,799 --> 00:25:19,359 wrap your whole legs and torso and arms with duct tape. That's got to 345 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:23,480 be uncomfortable alone, right Like, and then you add in drugs. No 346 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:27,720 fucking way would you ever pay me any amount of money in the world in 347 00:25:27,839 --> 00:25:30,920 the world, right, you could not pay me. I love that show. 348 00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:34,480 I love that show. And also a lot of times you have to 349 00:25:34,559 --> 00:25:38,160 do two it's two sets of customs, like you have to go through the 350 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:41,440 first customs to get in there. Then you land and you got to go 351 00:25:41,519 --> 00:25:45,319 through customs again, and hope they don't nail you, right, you gotta 352 00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:52,160 hope there's no drug sniffing dogs. The only one that seemed doable, not 353 00:25:52,319 --> 00:25:55,480 to me, but I mean when they were swallowing it, right, So 354 00:25:55,559 --> 00:25:59,440 they're Jemi's balloons of like heroin, and they were swallowing them. But so 355 00:26:00,079 --> 00:26:02,640 the girl is like. The guy's like, Okay, you're just gonna have 356 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,000 to swallow the heroin. It's like pretty easy. You want to just try 357 00:26:04,039 --> 00:26:06,599 it. You want to try it, and she's like, nah, not 358 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:08,680 thanks, you know, and then I don't know what it's like. Later 359 00:26:08,759 --> 00:26:11,640 in the night, he's like, oh, it's really fun, and you 360 00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:15,079 know, she's like, all right, I'll try it. So she's able 361 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:18,480 to swallow one of the balloons of heroin, and then she's like, well 362 00:26:18,519 --> 00:26:22,440 that wasn't so bad, all right, I'll swallow three hundred and fifty more. 363 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:27,680 N It's like these tons and tons of balloons of heroin in her stomach. 364 00:26:29,279 --> 00:26:33,680 And then she gets to the airport and somehow she realizes that she's high, 365 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:38,000 not because one of the things burst in her but because something where she'd 366 00:26:38,039 --> 00:26:41,799 gotten some kind of she'd had to lick something and she'd got yeah, oil 367 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:47,039 on her hands, and so now she's high and she's like, can't leave 368 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:51,119 anything behind because she's like it's all in her body, right, And then 369 00:26:51,799 --> 00:26:55,240 my mind just goes, are you kidding me? She's like, I was 370 00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:59,480 so scared to shoplift when all my friends were like, we're shoplifting. Try 371 00:26:59,559 --> 00:27:03,519 it. I couldn't escalate it. I know, I told you this story. 372 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:07,079 The only thing I stole and only because all my friends were doing it 373 00:27:07,319 --> 00:27:10,640 was like this little figurine out of a Hallmark store in the mall, right, 374 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:14,720 I got away with it, and then I was like, that was 375 00:27:14,759 --> 00:27:18,119 when I was sixteen. I also got busted for shoplifting. But I was 376 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:22,880 really young, like seven or eight, and I was stealing penny candy from 377 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:26,839 the Woolworth and I'm putting it in my pockets and then the security guard busted 378 00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,839 me and I peed my pants. We have all heard that story if this 379 00:27:30,079 --> 00:27:33,759 is, but I'm talking at an age where I absolutely knew better. Yes 380 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:36,799 I was. I did it the one time. I was like, I 381 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:40,759 proved myself, you know, right, I proved myself. I got in 382 00:27:40,839 --> 00:27:45,559 the gang, and then I was like no more. These girls used to 383 00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:49,400 do these like mastermind things where they would go to a department store and like 384 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:53,279 go in the changing room and put on like four bras and then put their 385 00:27:53,279 --> 00:27:56,200 shirt back on over it and then leave. Yes, and I friends would 386 00:27:56,240 --> 00:28:00,319 do jeans, put jeans on, and then and then put like sweatpants over 387 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:06,960 the jeans, like yeah, just crazy. I would never I just my 388 00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:11,440 stomach would hurt at the thought of it, because it's always like I would 389 00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:15,319 get caught. Yeah, and if I, oh, I just the thought 390 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:18,799 of It's not even the moral aspect of it, because I'm sure, knowing 391 00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:23,519 myself could have talked myself now now it would be the moral aspect as a 392 00:28:23,599 --> 00:28:26,480 teenager. I don't think it was as much like, oh, it's wrong 393 00:28:26,599 --> 00:28:30,519 to steal as it was like, Oh, I'm gonna get caught and that's 394 00:28:30,599 --> 00:28:34,160 gonna be horrible. I know. What I don't understand is you're what you're 395 00:28:34,319 --> 00:28:40,400 listening to locked up abroad. Don't you want to see like the panic and 396 00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:44,720 the sweat in their eyes and like the it's all dramatic recreations. Probably it 397 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:48,119 is, but still it's still good, like you know, you see like 398 00:28:48,559 --> 00:28:52,160 them strapping the drugs to the body and then then well, I guess a 399 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:55,519 lot of it too is kind of gross when they have to like go and 400 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:59,039 throw it up or they are shitting it out and stuff like that was literally 401 00:28:59,119 --> 00:29:02,640 only one story. Yeah, but there's a lot of those stories. Yeah, 402 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:04,480 a lot of them are. Some of them are kidnap cases though, 403 00:29:04,559 --> 00:29:08,279 where they get you know, where there's Malia pirates. Yeah, but it 404 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:15,640 is based on people smuggling drugs and then getting busted. Yeah, those are 405 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:19,240 my favorite ones. I mean, I just cannot believe these people. What 406 00:29:19,359 --> 00:29:22,359 are they thinking about? I know, what are they thinking. A lot 407 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,440 of them are young, and they're like, oh, I was desperate and 408 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,759 I really needed the money. But then they'll make the money and then they'll 409 00:29:27,799 --> 00:29:30,119 be like, well that was kind of easy. I mean, don't do 410 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:36,680 it. I know it's crazy and shit always goes sideways. Yeah, I'm 411 00:29:36,799 --> 00:29:41,000 sure that every almost every person who's who drug smuggles has gotten caught at some 412 00:29:41,079 --> 00:29:45,480 point, and then you're gonna go to jail in like freaking Thailand, yeah, 413 00:29:45,559 --> 00:29:48,400 China or pieces that they don't give a fuck about. It'll give a 414 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:52,319 fuck. And by the way, you ain't going to jail for six months. 415 00:29:52,359 --> 00:29:56,240 You're going to jail for like ten years. Yeah, it's a long 416 00:29:56,599 --> 00:30:00,400 time. Yeah in jail. A lot of these people did go to and 417 00:30:00,559 --> 00:30:03,640 did serve long sentences. Long sentences, yeah, eight years. Can't even 418 00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:08,200 imagine, I know, never to be seen again. Like some of them 419 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,839 are mothers with kids back home and stuff. And then they get thrown into 420 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:18,240 these prisons, Peruvian jails, and they're there for like eight years, and 421 00:30:18,359 --> 00:30:21,880 then finally that you know, they get their sentence, they get there and 422 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:25,160 it's amazing how they even get out, Like you always think like how they 423 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,039 ever going to get out? And then eventually one day they'll get like a 424 00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:30,680 letter in the mail like or something like, okay, you know the so 425 00:30:30,799 --> 00:30:34,400 and so heard your case and you can serve the rest of the time back 426 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:38,519 home or whatever. It's crazy. It's craziness. That's one of my favorite 427 00:30:38,559 --> 00:30:42,640 shows. Locked up Abroad. But I'm definitely not gonna smuggle any drugs. 428 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:48,079 Don't have me. I've got my lesson. Don't ask me to do it 429 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:52,319 because I'm not going Scary if I can't even ride in the passenger seat when 430 00:30:52,359 --> 00:30:56,279 someone's driving. Do you think I'm going to be able to smuggle drugs? 431 00:30:56,799 --> 00:30:59,720 Drugs that's true? Do you think I'm gonna be able to get to airports? 432 00:30:59,839 --> 00:31:03,200 Cure already know I'm gonna be confessing. I'm gonna be like I have 433 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:11,519 something on me. I didn't want to God, no, no, I 434 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:17,079 know. You know. Actually I watched a movie with Natalia the other night 435 00:31:17,359 --> 00:31:22,079 which was called Joy. Have you seen it? It's about the woman that 436 00:31:22,279 --> 00:31:29,039 invented the the super mop, the ringing mop, right, and her name 437 00:31:29,079 --> 00:31:33,079 and it was Jennifer Lawrence. Robert de Niro's in it. It's a good 438 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:36,400 movie, but she loved it. Yeah, it was a good movie to 439 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:40,200 watch, Like, see, now that's something that you learn of what to 440 00:31:40,319 --> 00:31:44,319 do with your life, right, you know? And then I did watch 441 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:48,960 Locked Up Abroad with them once before to learn there so that they could learn 442 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:51,440 their lesson right, don't take chances? Yeah, they're like, no, 443 00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:55,200 what do you think we are like when we drug mules? You think we 444 00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:56,960 were just like about to go to Abisa and then all of a sudden we're 445 00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:01,279 just gonna start like shipping drugs back and forth like it could happen though it 446 00:32:01,359 --> 00:32:05,480 happens. It does. It happens, and it's a lot of it is 447 00:32:05,519 --> 00:32:07,880 when he's they're a party and thinking everything's fine, they're having a good time 448 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:12,680 and you know, somebody asks them to do a drug run, right, 449 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,640 yeah, fuck that shit. Really, Hey, we're having so much fun, 450 00:32:15,759 --> 00:32:19,519 like dancing in this club. You know how we could have even more 451 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:22,720 fun is if you strap some Haroin bricks to you and just go through the 452 00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:24,240 airport security for us, like, no big deal. And you're like, 453 00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:31,039 yeah, I showed Xander. I think I brought this up on our Patreon. 454 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:36,440 Yes I did, but I showed Xander. Well, John actually had 455 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:37,920 the idea and I was like, yeah, come watch. We showed him 456 00:32:38,039 --> 00:32:43,839 pulp fiction. Oh. I thought he would love it. But you know, 457 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:50,440 it looks older. It does look older now. The quality of the 458 00:32:50,599 --> 00:32:53,680 film. Yeah, when you watch it on your TV doesn't look like it 459 00:32:53,759 --> 00:32:57,759 did in the movies. It doesn't look crisp, right, It looks like 460 00:32:57,799 --> 00:33:00,880 an old movie even though it's about the nineties. Yeah, and he thought 461 00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:06,039 it was okay, really just doing a lot of this. He was doing 462 00:33:06,079 --> 00:33:08,160 a lot of like I don't understand what's going on. And he's a bright 463 00:33:08,319 --> 00:33:13,079 kid, so and then John would say, as he often says to me, 464 00:33:13,319 --> 00:33:15,359 like we're you're not supposed to know right now, Like we're just you're 465 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:20,160 just being introduced to characters, because you know, it starts with a Honey 466 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:25,279 Bundy, Amanda Plumber and what's his name thinking about holding up the reiner, 467 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:32,200 right, and then it goes to Vince and uh and Samuel Jackson in the 468 00:33:32,279 --> 00:33:37,519 car talking about a royale talking about the royal cheese. So it starts setting 469 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:42,160 up who people are, and then it sets up who Marcellus Wallace is, 470 00:33:42,799 --> 00:33:49,160 and Marcellus Wallace's wife and that John John Travolta is going to take her out 471 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:52,759 on a date. So he's watching all this and he's like, I don't 472 00:33:52,799 --> 00:33:53,599 get it. I don't know what's going on. And it was a lot 473 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,519 of that. It was a lot of us going Okay, you don't have 474 00:33:55,599 --> 00:34:00,680 to yet, just watch, and then John would start to explain, and 475 00:34:00,799 --> 00:34:04,720 I go, you don't need to explain it because he's not supposed to know 476 00:34:04,759 --> 00:34:06,880 it yet, so don't tell him what happens in the movie, you know, 477 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:08,480 because then John would be like, well, Bruce Willis is playing a 478 00:34:08,559 --> 00:34:12,840 boxer, and by the way, Bruce Willis is like, and I'm like, 479 00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:15,800 oh, he doesn't know all the backstory to Bruce, Willis like, 480 00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:17,400 he's a box. And then John's like, and then he's gonna throw the 481 00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:21,280 fight. Okay, well let him throw the fight and then see if Xander 482 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:23,880 can catch up. He's sixteen, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Now did 483 00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:29,320 you show him the scene of the in the in the get the gift ast 484 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:32,360 for raping scene? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, because I remember the very 485 00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:37,840 first time I watched Pulp Fiction was Sonny. I was like, Okay, 486 00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:42,159 this scene, I don't think you need to know really what's going on, 487 00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:45,840 so fast forward it. Yeah, but Xander is sixteen, so it's different. 488 00:34:47,159 --> 00:34:50,360 I just didn't want to be alone in the room with you. No, 489 00:34:50,679 --> 00:34:52,880 it was uncomfortable for sure, but we were. But John and I 490 00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:57,320 were both like, okay, this scene is very very disturbing, you know, 491 00:34:57,719 --> 00:35:00,159 right A. Xander didn't have much of a reaction. I think by 492 00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:05,000 the end you can't help but be like, oh that was pretty epic. 493 00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:09,239 Yeah, and then like so much. It's such a fun movie, isn't 494 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:12,679 it. I know, but I was thinking, like, you can't. 495 00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:15,159 You couldn't make that, like Quentin Tarantino. Some of this, so he's 496 00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:21,920 so problematic in it when he's saying the N word, it's just like part 497 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,440 of you is like you wrote that scene for yourself, just so you could 498 00:35:24,559 --> 00:35:30,119 say the N word over and over and be like the white guy in front 499 00:35:30,119 --> 00:35:31,559 of it. And I was like, well, I couldn't help but watch 500 00:35:31,639 --> 00:35:37,519 it and think of Samuel Jackson being in that scene. Yes, probably wanting 501 00:35:37,559 --> 00:35:42,280 to punch that character in the face, like right right, you don't get 502 00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:45,159 to say even And then you're like, well, I guess it was at 503 00:35:45,199 --> 00:35:49,760 the time. The times were different, But were they that different? I 504 00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:53,000 don't think. I don't know, I know, I don't know. I 505 00:35:53,079 --> 00:35:57,440 mean, it's a good movie. It's such a good movie. Yeah, 506 00:35:57,679 --> 00:36:01,320 it is a good movie. It's very well written. It's really fun how 507 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:08,400 the characters they don't have that much backstory, but because they're having so many 508 00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:13,280 conversations, which you don't see that much in movies, right the way Quentin 509 00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:19,079 Tarantino writes people having really really really basic conversations, like how they chit chat, 510 00:36:19,159 --> 00:36:22,880 like the scene with Bruce Willis and the girlfriend in the hotel room and 511 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,039 she's like, I have a I want to have a pooch. Yeah, 512 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:29,679 like a pot belly. What do you have a pot belly? Yeah? 513 00:36:30,199 --> 00:36:31,639 Why don't I have a pop belly? And then he's like, you do 514 00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:36,599 have a punt? Shut up, No, I don't. I know. 515 00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,800 It is it's cute, Yeah it is. Yeah, it's really And then 516 00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:44,320 the thing with them when Christopher walk In tells the story about the watch, 517 00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:46,360 I mean, there's so many good seat you're like, oh, I forgot 518 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:50,000 about this scene. Yeah, I forgot about this scene. Yes, yeah, 519 00:36:50,199 --> 00:36:53,719 and the music is good too, but yeah, I know. And 520 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:58,320 I think he's done nine movies now, and I think he says he's going 521 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:01,599 to do number ten and that's it. Oh really, Yeah, that's what 522 00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:05,920 I've heard. Yeah, he has said that a lot. Yeah, and 523 00:37:06,039 --> 00:37:07,599 that number ten to it too. Yeah, and he's sticking to it. 524 00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:13,239 And is he filming. Yeah, I don't think he's filming yet, but 525 00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:15,199 I think he has the script done for his last movie, which is going 526 00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:20,960 to be called The Film Critic. Oh right, oh okay. There was 527 00:37:21,039 --> 00:37:23,360 rumors going around that Shane Gillis was going to be the lead in it, 528 00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:29,039 but yeah, kind of squashed those rumors. So I don't know how true 529 00:37:29,079 --> 00:37:32,400 that is. Hm. Oh, and he does use the like the same 530 00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:37,159 type of actors in his movies. Yeah, that would be a shame if 531 00:37:37,199 --> 00:37:42,360 he stopped at number ten. He said that he he is going to stop 532 00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,880 at ten. He's not going to do anymore, but he will do like 533 00:37:45,199 --> 00:37:49,000 a limited series. He doesn't count that as being a film, so he's 534 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,239 like, I would do like a limited series like a show, but no, 535 00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:53,760 no more movies. I'd watch a limited series by him, Yeah, 536 00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:59,199 I would. Did you guys, what was your least favorite pulp fiction? 537 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:04,920 I mean, favorite Quentin Tarantino movie. Okay, let's see. I love 538 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:08,280 Reservoir Dogs, me too. I love pulp fiction. I love true Romance, 539 00:38:08,679 --> 00:38:14,760 that's one of my favorites. Yeah. I love Inglorious Bastards, me 540 00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:20,079 too. I loved Jackie Brown. Yeah. I'm not sure if he directed 541 00:38:20,119 --> 00:38:22,679 that or if he just wrote it directed. He did. He didn't direct 542 00:38:22,679 --> 00:38:27,679 tru Romance, but he directed Jackie Brown. Okay. I didn't see Django 543 00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:30,719 Unchained. Oh really? And I didn't see The Hateful Eight either? Are 544 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:35,039 you serious? Is it good? Those two are like one of the best. 545 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:39,000 Really? I love those two? Oh hell yeah. I wasn't a 546 00:38:39,039 --> 00:38:43,639 big fan of the The Oh. And I didn't see the I didn't like. 547 00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,760 Oh you know what, I didn't like kill Bill, kill Bill. 548 00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:47,519 That's what I was gonna say. I'm not a big fan of the kill 549 00:38:47,599 --> 00:38:52,320 Bill one and two. I didn't see two because I didn't like it. 550 00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:58,400 It's your favorite, you're fired. I should maybe watch it again because I 551 00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:04,000 think I've only seen them in theaters and I don't know, maybe I should 552 00:39:04,039 --> 00:39:10,480 watch it again. But uh, Django is great, great, really good. 553 00:39:12,119 --> 00:39:17,199 And he is great what's his name, the Star of Yes, he's 554 00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:22,440 so good. Jenko's great. Yeah, you got to see it. Okay, 555 00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:28,159 great too, even though he plays a despicable Yeah, but he does 556 00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:31,679 it so well. Yeah, it's fantastic. Yeah. Well, I'm trying 557 00:39:31,679 --> 00:39:36,360 to think, well, what's your what's your very favorite? I say pulp 558 00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:44,880 fiction and and Glorious Bastards kill Wow. Wow. Okay, I'm more with 559 00:39:45,039 --> 00:39:50,239 Lynette here. Yeah, let's talk about Thrive though. We love Thrive. 560 00:39:50,519 --> 00:39:53,119 First of all, when I wear makeup, I don't wear makeup all the 561 00:39:53,199 --> 00:39:57,159 time, but when I do, I want to feel special, you know, 562 00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:02,320 And that is why I absolutely love their eyebrighteners. 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Anyway, I'm gonna m how much can I talk 586 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:06,760 about l Lee without you know she is, She's entitled to her privacy and 587 00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:10,039 her own the weight that she's going about things. But it's been like it's 588 00:42:10,079 --> 00:42:15,400 been a little bit hard because, as you recall last year, she got 589 00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:21,400 rejected everywhere. She got into University of Oregon, which we couldn't afford to 590 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,599 send her to. She got into UC Santa Cruz, which she did not 591 00:42:24,159 --> 00:42:28,239 really didn't want to go to, but she was open minded and went to 592 00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:30,519 visit and then was like too many trees. You guys all know the story. 593 00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:36,559 She got rejected from San Diego State, cal Poly Slow, you see 594 00:42:36,599 --> 00:42:44,119 Irvine, you see San Diego, I said, san Diego State, UCSB 595 00:42:44,639 --> 00:42:51,239 Santa Barbara, u c LA, Berkeley, Davis, I mean all of 596 00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:54,440 them, right, Irvine, all of them. Okay, So now so 597 00:42:54,639 --> 00:43:01,320 far she's she only applied to IRV. She did not apply to Davis or 598 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:09,320 Santa Cruz. She applied to Irvine, UCLA, Berkeley, San Diego u 599 00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:15,719 SE and San Diego State and the other one Santa Barbara, Santa Barbara. 600 00:43:16,639 --> 00:43:21,639 Okay, so in cal Poly Slow, she got rejected from cal Poly Slow, 601 00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:25,079 she got into Irvine. Okay, So we are waiting for these other 602 00:43:25,199 --> 00:43:31,280 schools. And I thought that she would be excited to go see San Diego 603 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:35,480 State, right, And I had asked her to get the day off of 604 00:43:35,559 --> 00:43:37,599 work to make sure that she didn't get scheduled that day, and she was 605 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:45,039 all about it at the beginning, and then I started asking follow up and 606 00:43:45,119 --> 00:43:47,199 she was like, oh, yeah, I got scheduled to work that day, 607 00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:51,440 so I'm gonna I'm gonna have to swap out. And then I would 608 00:43:51,519 --> 00:43:53,840 remind her and feel like a nag because she would give me that look like 609 00:43:54,639 --> 00:44:00,159 I know. But now I'm starting to feel like it's getting closer. I'm 610 00:44:00,199 --> 00:44:04,239 starting to be like, well, this is my time, this is my 611 00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:08,960 time, Like I'm leaving my weekend open to take you, because in my 612 00:44:09,079 --> 00:44:13,480 mind we were going to go up there Friday evening, get a hotel, 613 00:44:14,119 --> 00:44:16,079 be there for nine am, is the start time of this thing, spend 614 00:44:16,079 --> 00:44:21,199 the day in San Diego seeing the school, and then go home from there. 615 00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:25,199 So and she so then she wasn't scheduled on Friday, so she was 616 00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:28,880 like, I just have to cover my Saturday ship. So now I'm thinking, 617 00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:31,599 okay, we're going. But it is a little bit like pulling teeth 618 00:44:31,639 --> 00:44:36,880 to get information, and it was becoming that thing we're very teenager ish, 619 00:44:37,199 --> 00:44:40,280 where like I mention it and she gives me a look like again, like 620 00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:44,719 you're mentioning it again, Like I get an eye roll and that tight you 621 00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:47,800 know, that tight smile that they give you, and it's like I heard 622 00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:52,719 you. I know. Then I would walk out of wherever I was talking 623 00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:57,519 to her about it, feeling that feeling of like, okay, am I 624 00:44:57,639 --> 00:45:01,400 being too much? Am I bugging her too much? But but what she 625 00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:05,800 should want to go more? You know? Yeah, So then I was 626 00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:09,880 like, I don't know, something's up with her, Like she's being dragging 627 00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:14,679 her feet. So then finally it's like a few days away and I'm like, 628 00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:16,480 Elbie, are we going or not, Like, I don't want to 629 00:45:16,559 --> 00:45:19,760 have this feeling like I'm bugging you. If you don't want to go, 630 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,320 just say I don't want to go, right, you know. And she's 631 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,000 like, well, no, I do want to go, but I can't. 632 00:45:24,079 --> 00:45:28,519 I'm not able to get the day off of work. And in my 633 00:45:28,639 --> 00:45:30,760 mind, I'm thinking, if you really wanted to get the day off of 634 00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:32,639 work, you can get the day off of work. Then also, then 635 00:45:32,679 --> 00:45:36,760 she starts doing the like I'm trying to prove to you that I can't get 636 00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:38,400 the day off work, Like, Mom, this is the schedule, here's 637 00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:43,360 the people that are scheduled. Everybody's scheduled on Saturday. I have this kind 638 00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,559 of shift, so this person has would have to cover for this person. 639 00:45:45,599 --> 00:45:51,920 It's very complicated, and I'm like, Okay, but this is such a 640 00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:54,639 great opportunity for you. I want you to feel good that you have like 641 00:45:54,719 --> 00:46:00,599 this very solid option. Yes, because I'm very, very very tense about 642 00:46:01,159 --> 00:46:07,480 if she gets rejected from the schools she's really focused on are UCLA, Berkeley, 643 00:46:07,519 --> 00:46:13,239 and Santa Barbara, right, and very worried. So this Friday she'll 644 00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:16,519 hear about Berkeley the following Tuesday, she'll hear about Santa Barbara, and the 645 00:46:16,559 --> 00:46:22,639 following Wednesday she'll hear about UCLA. Okay, she could very easily get rejected 646 00:46:22,679 --> 00:46:25,920 from all three. There's just no telling. I mean, I'm hoping her 647 00:46:27,039 --> 00:46:30,239 chances are better. It's a different major, and it's a as a transfer, 648 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:34,880 but she's transferring after one year, which is very hard to do. 649 00:46:35,599 --> 00:46:38,079 She's not a two year transfer. She didn't have two years to get an 650 00:46:38,119 --> 00:46:44,679 amazing GPA. She has a great GPA appears, but you don't know. 651 00:46:45,119 --> 00:46:47,440 We have no way to know or gauge how it's going to go. The 652 00:46:47,599 --> 00:46:52,199 only thing, the only good sign we have is that she got into Irvine, 653 00:46:52,519 --> 00:46:55,320 right, so we got a hope she has at least one more choice, 654 00:46:55,599 --> 00:47:00,239 right, But we don't know. So I'm like, if everything else 655 00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:05,199 goes to shit, i want her to feel good about San Diego Irvine. 656 00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:08,840 But it was that thing where I was like, as a mom, how 657 00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:12,960 much do you push? How much do you bug her? And in the 658 00:47:13,159 --> 00:47:15,079 end I had to talk with her and I was like, I'm just gonna 659 00:47:15,119 --> 00:47:21,920 step back. But then she kind of told me that she's feeling very anxious 660 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,400 herself, and she doesn't actually want me to step back. It's just she's 661 00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:29,199 feeling kind of paralyzed. And in the end we had a really good, 662 00:47:29,679 --> 00:47:34,840 deep conversation about how she's actually feeling. She doesn't like to get vulnerable and 663 00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:38,639 tell me the truth. So we decided that I will still remind her of 664 00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:44,719 things and make sure that she knows about deadlines and kind of bug her also, 665 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:49,719 but not as much. And then she also needs to receive it better 666 00:47:50,679 --> 00:47:52,519 and not act like I'm bugging her. If she wants that from me, 667 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,719 that's good. I mean, now it's a good that's a good conversation. 668 00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:00,400 You know, that's good. It's a good conversation to have. Yeah, 669 00:48:00,559 --> 00:48:02,400 you know, so I told her so Basically, it comes down to the 670 00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:07,480 fact that she didn't want really, she wasn't feeling super motivated to go because 671 00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:13,000 she just wants to see what all her options are and then decide and then 672 00:48:13,079 --> 00:48:17,599 go see them where she you know. Anyway, that is it. Well, 673 00:48:17,679 --> 00:48:22,800 that's for that. So I'll have more updates next week next Monday, 674 00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:25,639 and then I'll have more updates the Monday after also, So we'll see you 675 00:48:25,679 --> 00:48:30,159 guys on the Zoom. Make sure you come to the zoom and also every 676 00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:36,199 week. Well, I just want to tell you about uh Adam Adam Lerner. 677 00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:39,079 It's a car broker. Adam's got a car dot com or you can 678 00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:44,480 call him at his phone number three one zero nine nine eight seven zero four 679 00:48:44,599 --> 00:48:47,440 eight. And Mike Gerstein is a plumber. Mike Gerstein is a plumber. 680 00:48:47,519 --> 00:48:53,880 Go to Phoenix Plumbing Solutions dot com for any questions you may have anybody that's 681 00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:58,840 in the Phoenix or a Maricopa area. Mike's a twenty year plumber who can 682 00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:01,760 fix anything. 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