The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. Happy MLK Day, Happy Monday.
I know a lot of people have today off. Is anyone listening to
us? No, everyone took today off, like literally everyone except my wife.
Her company always works. It seems very like un American. Wow,
the disrespects. I agree. Respect well. Happy, I'm okday, Thanks
for waking up with the JV Show. I'm Selina, I'm Graham. Jess
Is. I think she's grabbing some coffee wandering around the show. You'll come
back at some point, Graham. I know you have a list. Let's
get to it. Yeah. I want to go through a couple of these
things, because I saw lists that's titled the seven biggest mistakes you make right
after six I want to say that I should we say, like getting booze,
I'm gonna be like cooking up, like smashing. Yeah, all right,
the seven biggest mistakes you make right after pounding. This is according to
an intimacy coach. No negativity is on the list. Don't say anything negative
about what just transpired. Who would do that? Well, sometimes you have
some critiques. Can you do that immediately after they say don't do that?
You should never do that? You gotta wait until a different time maybe to
bring up your construction. What if your only criticism you have after is like,
man, it stinks in here? Do you like? Do you wait?
I see? Shouldn't you that I would take that negative? Take that
negatively? But like, shouldn't that be something that you're allowed to voice at
that moment? So yeah, or you know is blind at that point?
I think you're probably mostly knows blind. But I feel like there are a
lot of negative things, and I feel like people are guilty of that when
they say, don't do that. Okay, all right again on the list
of things mistakes they say not to make right after smashing, no more knotty
names. So whatever names you were using in the moment, don't use those
afterwards. As soon as it's done, you're back to your normal names.
Selena, which your naughty name? You know? If my man had like
a naughty name, like he called me something else during that, I don't
think I could take it seriously. I don't think. I don't think I
could either. I'm glad in my relationship there are no naughty names. Okay,
No, don't phone it in, they say, meaning you may be
tempted to reach for your phone right afterwards. Don't get on your phone and
start scrolling, Selena, are you guilty of this? Be honest, No,
I'm never like, well, now that that's done, can I get
back to Instagram because that's where you want to be. No, but my
man does. Really? Yeah? Does it offend you? No? They
say afterwards should be a time for you know, some cuddling and some you
know moments like that, some more tender moments. It doesn't bug you that
he immediately is on his phone, like, Ah, finally got that out
of the way. Now I can get back to doing what I want.
I looked at it from this lens, so maybe, yeah, I guess
a little bit it bothers me. Yeah, interesting, Okay, on this
list, I've never reached for the phone, by the way, other than
the set of alarm. May be like, oh, I do have to
wake up tomorrow. I don't mention an X is on the list of things
mistakes after getting busy? Would do that? Well, you could be like
this is like common sense. You'd be like so and so used to do
this way better than you. I could you be more like that? What
if it was, hey, you do that way better than so and so
that's a compliment. It is what I still don't want to hear. I
don't want to think about that other person in that moment, right, But
I mean, if you were going to, wouldn't you want to think about
them being horrible or what you just accomplished? Yeah, dang it, I
guess I do want to know you'd never bring it up. I do want
to know that. But also am I being told the truth? No?
See, yeah, I don't know. I don't try to like with you.
No, don't get anyone being better than you. That's what I mean.
I just sort of assume, but like, yes, that does build
our ego as a guy a little bit. But also I question whether or
not you're just saying that because it's like in the moment, and also I
still don't want to think about them. It's just don't even bring up the
X in that sense period of all Right, we're going through these seven things
this intimacy coach. How does want to get the job as an intimacy coach?
Do you have to just watch a lot of people hooking up for like
months and months you've reached coach status. I feel like i'd be good at
this like giving people pointers while they're like you, you should do move your
arm over here and then reach around that way and then use that and put
that over the like you, I think, so I want to coach people
doing that. That's gross. What about the smell? Okay, don't talk
about chores, it says, right after you've gotten done doing the deed,
don't start going through like thing your to do list. Basically, I feel
like a lot of women are guilty of this one. Wow, that's so
sexist, because it's not a sexist thing. I just feel like there is
a different physiological, physical reaction after this thing has transpired. Us guys,
we just want to go to sleep. We are in a totally different headspace.
And ladies, I feel like you're still preoccupied with whatever thing is bugging
you exactly. It's like after that and you're just like, oh, now
I still got to do this and that, and then I just wasted three
minutes or however long it was minutes. What's your secret. I've never crossed
the two minute mark before three minutes. You guys are just showing off.
God. Also on this list, don't jump straight out of bed. Don't
get upset, it says, that's mostly if the person you're with wants to
again hop out of bed and go do something else, so they say,
don't get out of bed, stay there, hang out for a little while.
These are that's the proper gott that makes sense busy etiquette. All right,
thanks for bringing that list. Jess is back in studio. You're just
in time. You missed this whole break. Okay, but that's okay.
Next we're gonna be talking about rat snacking. You're on the Fellosen Show.
I'll tell you next, the JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. It's
Fealty for nine, the Bay number one hit music station. Hi I'm Selena,
Hi, I'm Graham. Hi, I'm Jack. We are the JV
Show. Good morning to you, Graham. What do you think about this?
So researchers at Cambridge University they found a link between childhood sibling arguments and
future success. Basically, when your kids are fighting with one another uh huh,
younger siblings, you know, with their older siblings or with their elders,
it says it makes them better, It boosts their social abilities, their
vocabulary and overall development. Really, so, as annoying as it is,
would you just let your kids duel it out, just fight and argue all
the day long, because it's really doing them good in the long run.
That's interesting you brought that up. I don't think my mom knew this,
but my mom's parenting advice when my kids first really entered that phase in there,
and my mom always said, don't be the referee. Like She's like,
when you guys were kids and you and your brother and are sister to
be fighting in the other room, I would never walk in there and be
like, you guys, stop, You don't say that to that. You
don't She's like, I would let you guys handle it. She's like,
it's exhausting to be the referee and kids fights because all they do is fight.
And I thought that was really good advice, but it's really hard to
stick to you, right, because you do hear the stuff they say to
and they say to each other in the other room and you're like, oh
my no, oh, you can't say that to them, and then you
get in there and get referee. Yeah, so you're telling me there's an
actual scientific reason why it shouldn't be the referee other than just my own mental
health. Yeah. Other than that, it's good for their health. The
study says that sibling confrontations are beneficial enhancing their social skills. Let's see here,
Younger siblings often perform better in tests, and those with stronger social skills
tend to be more popular as adults, it says here, And so are
you guys the ones to stop the fight or your significant other does it for
you? I think it's both, but I feel like it's mostly me because
age, you will be like, Okay, they're annoying. I'm just going
to go in the next room, and I'm so with them, you know,
And I'm having to be like, stop telling her to shut up and
stop hitting her. Yeah, but don't be the referee, I write the
referee or my poor little CALLI. She's the younger sibling, she's only one
and a half. She'll just get squashed. Yeah, but it's gonna make
her more popular later in life, smarter, and have a better career.
So short term losses, long term game. I guess that's going to be
the title more success my new parenting book, Don't Be the Referee, authored
by my mom and me. Oh it's cute. The JV show on Wild
ninety four nine, and it's WALDT four nine and the base number one hit
music station. By the way, Happy MLKJ, whe' the JV show.
I'm Selena, I'm Graham. Hopefully you got the day off today. I
hope you did because he didn't. Yeah, three day weekends so the best.
Can I talk about Wiz Khalifah really quick? Sure? He is on.
He admitted to going to his son's parent teacher conferences wildst High No surprise.
He was on a podcast and the guy who asked if he would show
up to a conference meeting like Stone or not, and he said, hell,
yeah, I'm pulling up Stones. They expect it. They know what's
up. It's not like back in the day where you're considered a bad parent
if you smoke weed or anything. Do you have any thoughts in that?
Do you have a different opinion than Whiz? Would it be like weird if
you found out like people are just going to meet their kids teacher like just
all hi, But you know, Khalifa is kind of like in the same
world as Snoop Dogg, where I would expect them to show up. Okay,
let's take Whiz Khalifa out of it. Normal person are differently. I
would I would think that's a little strange because it's some It's not something I
would ever do, let's put it that way. But I also don't like
partake very often. I know a lot of people though, that like that's
just part of their daily routine. It's how they function on the day to
day. So like those people, I feel like I'm less judgmental about it.
If it was me and I got baked right before the thing, I
judge myself, like, dude, what are you doing? Like you hardly
ever do this, and you're gonna get baked right before your parent teacher thing.
I don't know. I kind of look at it through a different lens
depending on the person. See, I agree, if it was me,
because I don't smoke, it would be like the equivalent of me like pound
in like five tequila shots, right going, That's that's the that's the equivalent
to me. Now I look at someone like a j my man who does
smoke every day, and and he does it. I mean not that he's
dependent on it, but he does it just to like function normally. You
know, he just likes the way it feels or or whatever. And then
he'll just whole work or work out or whatever. I don't really think it's
a bad thing for someone like that because that's just their normal self. Yeah
does that make sense. I'm telling you it does make sense. I can't
figure it out. He works out high, see, I can't. I've
never understood that. I've neverderstood that. It whiz Whiz is like always in
the gym. Have you seen him lately? Yea, he works out in
his underwear. Oh, yeah, I've seen. We talked about that.
Yeah, I don't need to watch that. I read a study the other
day that says marijuana does not improve athletic performance. They did a bunch of
studies. It doesn't help you. It can make things more enjoyable, like
if you don't like going for a run and you're high, maybe the maybe
the run is like, you know, it's a little more enjoyable, it's
a little more fun. But it says it does not improve athletic performance,
which is why like when an Olympic athlete tests positive for it and they get
stripped of their metal, like why it didn't help them at all in that
race. Yeah, that doesn't make any sense. It said it actually can
make uh, it can actually decrease some athletic performance. I think was the
takeaway from this that makes more sense. Yeah, it decreases their athletic performance
and increases their appetite for funians. Yes, if if there was Olympic events
for funny needing and playing video games in your mom's basement, dude, gold
medal, that'd be awesome. Gold medals all round. The JV Show on
Wild ninety four nine for nine in the base number one hit music station,
The JV Show. I'm Selenagraham and I'm Jess. Normally at this time we
play our what the Bleep game? Because it's MLK Day and everyone pretty much
has the day off. We're just gonna push that back till tomorrow. We'll
be back at it off. Yeah, we'll be back at it tomorrow morning.
Really quick. Have you guys been hearing about these like pop up weddings?
The Hell's a pop up wedding. So there's this like coffee shop that
is so mad that this bride they come to their place of work, this
establishment, and they they held a pop up wedding. No, didn't reserve
the space like foreign event. There's like customers in there, like getting their
lattes or whatever. And this couple walks in and then like all these guests
follow it's like a twenty to thirty you know, person party, and they're
blocking all the parking spots, treating it like there's valet service, and they
walk in. They hold an actual ceremony that's like ten minutes long, taking
up all this space, and then they're like treating the staff there as if
they're like working for a wedding, like can you hold my coat? Take
this? Can you bring this? Oh, we'll need some water over here?
A pop up wedding. It's like the rudest thing any couple can do,
and I think they're doing it because cheaper. Why at a coffee shop?
Why I want to get married a coffee shop? Was the first question,
But the second question is did everybody buy something? Did the bride and
groom buy something? Because if they did, they're just like they have just
as much of right as you sitting on your laptop for the next three hours
nursing that one coffee, get out of the seats. Somemost want to sit
down. I don't know if they bought anything that I don't have. I
don't have the answer to that. What was the other question? I don't
know why why the coffee shop. Coffee shop. I think because it was
just like a really nice It wasn't like, you know, you walk into
your local like Starby's or not. No, No, it wasn't that.
It was like a really like nice I had a nice view, yeah,
you know, so it looked really cool inside. I feel like they could
have done this at a winery where there's a lot more space. You wouldn't
really be in the way of anybody, but an event, you have to
do any of them. But yeah, and that's just what it is.
Look, I get trying to save money, but you're inconveniencing everybody else.
And even at a winery, if they're not expecting all of this, they're
not gonna be able to accommodate you, right, Yeah, Like, don't
expect the whole staff to just drop everything that they're doing and all of the
other customers. The hell they were holding a wedding ceremony and so they had
to like stop serving people at the register. They're like, we can't just
be talking during that. They were still being respectful of it. I'm working
there, I'm running that one machine at every coffee shother goes what is that
thing by the way, Oh, but I think it is a steamer or
like that's what they is thing so loud, a quieter version of that.
But I'm running that thing the entire time while they're exchanging their vows or whatever.
I'm not stopping my job. You didn't clear this with me. I
have customers to serve. I'm making the drinks with that stupid You know,
this isn't the first time I've heard of like a pop up situation. There
was another couple. They went viral because I think this woman only spent like
four hundred dollars on like her entire wedding, and that's because she got the
wedding dress off of like Goodwill like something like that. And then you know,
instead of renting a venue, she had all of her guests like park
like on a cliff, like in big like in big sir or something,
so she had like ocean view and then for the reception, they just like
went to a restaurant. Aren't you kind of fine with that? Weddings get
the cost of weddings get so so astronomical, and they up charge you on
everything because they know it's a wedding and they know, like you're not gonna
have a cake. Well, if you want the wedding cake, it's this,
you know, like these things get marked up so much. I'm kind
of fine with not a pop up wedding in a coffee shop, but I'm
kind of fine with the idea of a pop up wedding. But I do
want an open bar store. Yeah, there's no other bar. I'm okay
with it a little bit. It would just it would be hard for me
to be like, hey, my reception is here, y'all. Y'all are
paying for your own food, because that's what they're doing. It's like everyone
pays for themselves, which makes sense. But I don't know how I would
ask my guests to do that. Like I'm only jealous of the fact that
she was okay with doing that, because I know it would bother me,
like after the wedding actually happened, Like it just wouldn't really feel like a
wedding. Haven't you ever been to a wedding with a cash bar, Like,
yeah, it's not my favorite thing, true, you know, that's
that's the only thing. But this other one was like your own chair if
you want to sit at the cere. I want it's like bring your own
chair, like just sit down. That's kind of cool, that's kind of
fun. It's memorable. Right, you're gonna tell people about that one more
than you were, like your average wedding in some ballroom. That's very true.
The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine saltanty four nine, the base
number one hit music station, Happy MLKJ, Happy Monday. Thanks for hanging
with the JV Show. I'm Selina and I'm just We have Magic Math on
stand by. We'll get you in the mix in a few minutes. First,
what do you guys think about this? Nearly one in five adults in
the world have missophonia. Do you know what that is? I feel like
Graham has it. I don't know what it is, but it sounds like
some type of disease. Nuts. Graham's got it, I've got it.
I probably have missophonia A through C. I think you do. It's the
phobia of specific sounds, so like chewing, sniffling, slurping, swallowing,
things like that. My dad eating yogurt on that list, because that's why
I'm your dad would like slurp his yogurt, right, slurp the yogurt.
But why can I hear you eating yogurt from across the room. I don't
know what it is. Is he chewing it? You don't need to chew
yogurt, Like what is transpiring in there that I can audibly hear this?
I like switching it around. I don't know what he's doing. But my
dad eating yogurt is I have misophonia or whatever it's called for. That I
don't like. The slurping and chewing never really bothered me until I watched a
lot of like like mud Mupong. I'm not sureying to say that. I
watched a lot of those. And you know how they have the microphone so
close to like their throat where you can, like you just hear the food.
You hear it mixing with theirit in their mouth and now after that,
And I'm so like aware of that sound. I hear it when I'm eating.
I hear it in my head. So I can't even stand the sound
of myself eating. I understand that sometimes my own chewing bugs me, But
yes, chewing and eating, drinking, noises, slurping, drink, all
of that irritates me. I hate it. The noise that I hate is
when someone's trying to get something out of their teeth, especially if they're using
like a toothpick. Oh my god, don't no, don't ever use a
toothpick around me. Yeah, ghost, What is it about our food processing
holes on the front of our face and all the sounds that come out of
that. It's disgusting. That's why I can't. I brought this up last
week, the what's his face that reviews food and he's in town, the
TikTok Lee. I can't watch these videos. I don't want to watch somebody
eating. The sound of it is disgusting that I don't know. That doesn't
bother me. It's just like the excessive chewing. He takes a big bite
and then you hear him chew, and then he holds his hand over his
well yeah for some reason, then talk with his hand over his mouth,
and I can't. I can't watch the videos. I'm I'm sure he's awesome.
I'm sure he's a great guy. I appreciate it he's I'm sure he
is, but that those videos just aren't for me. I don't like.
What bothers me is when he covers his mouth like you know you're eating,
like we know what's behind there. Like, why are you covering your mouth?
And it kind of sounds muffled when he's like talking, like why are
you hating on the guys. I'm just trying to I just said he's really
likable. I was just trying to bring recognition to maybe some like restaurants that
don't get the shine they deserve. I know that. Yeah, I can't
watch the video. I'm sorry, I can't eat. Are we done here?
Yeah, let's get you in the mix of Magic mat Happy Monday.
It's Wild for nine, the JV Show on Wild ninety four nine, Wild
ninety four nine. It's the JV Show, Happy Monday. Everybody, get
out there and do something good today. It's MLK Day. That's what I
feel like, the legacy that he left. Get out there and do something
good. I will do something good. What I will buy you a Celsius.
Oh, I appreciate that, but I'm going energy drink free in twenty
three. But it's twenty twenty. Fo. You literally had one on Friday.
We Celsius did up together, but that was the last one ever.
I'm quitting cold Turkey after that, I swear, Other than just like I
want to drink the whole thing, but just like a little taste. Yeah,
okay, that's fair enough, right, I got a new pole alert,
new Pole Alert blue blue, not like new Pole like Magic Mike Live,
new per results. People were surveyed that kind of pole. A bunch
of Americans were surveyed in this poll. Are you curious to know what percentage
of people believe in aliens? Yes? I now, look, they don't.
They're not clear on this if it's aliens are here or aliens are out
there, because that's like two very different answers in my mind, because I
believe in one of those things and not the other. But fifty six,
almost fifty seven percent of people say they do believe in aliens. Do you
guys believe now, I believe that there are aliens out there, there's life
on other planets. I don't believe that they're here. Where are you guys
at with that? I think I agree with that. I find there's some
sort of creature like things that are out in the universe. I'm a believer.
You think they're here? Can I or have been here? I think
I'm not really sure, but they exist? Got it? Okay, listen
to this. This is a kind of a mind pay. Oh. So
ever since me and Aj, that's my husband, we got back from Cancun.
We took a trip over the holidays, right, and we went to
go check out like the Mayan Ruins and to Loom and all that. We've
been like obsessed with watching like Mayan documentaries and stuff like that, stuff like
that. Yes, so he asked me if I because I guess one of
the theories as to why the Mayans were like as advanced as they were for
being like an ancient civilization is because they had the help of aliens or whatever.
Sounds like a bunch of whatever. I know, it sounds crazy.
And so AJ asked me if I believe that, and I was like,
no, like, of course, I don't believe that, you know,
otherwise we would have contact with the aliens now or whatever. It just it
just seems too far out there. And then he was like, well,
what if I think of this timeline, Okay, what if they did have
alien help through these like portals or I don't know, wormhole. Yeah,
but it didn't happen until much later in our timeline where technology is much more
advanced. Later down the line, we do have those alien connections, we
do you know, discover time travel or if we don't, the Aliens have
that and they time traveled back to the Mayans to help them. Like,
dude, you guys should build these like pyramid looking structures out of rocks.
Let me help you out. Yeah, but not even that. I don't
know if you've looked at this is gonna get too weird on this tour,
right, we're on this tour in tu Loom, and he was explaining how
there they have like the second largest coral reef or whatever, making it pretty
much impossible for like anyone to get through. However, this was used as
a port like back in the day, so people ships whatever could get through
and they would like trade and what not. And like last year or sometime
recently, some divers had gone down and there's a documentary on this and they
found that there was two like perfect cuts in the barrier reef to allow people
to come through. And they're like how were they able to do this?
You know, because it's so far down, like way more than any human,
like we just don't have the lung capacity to like go down there and
just cut these perfect lines to allow boats or whatever is coming through to bring
goods and stuff like that. So how is that possible? Aliens obviously the
most logical explanation. Yeah, aliens, I said, I knew it was
out there, Okay, get out there, but I know. But anyways,
I just anytime they go back to those things like this couldn't have been
made without alien technology. I mean, you're severely doubting the human ingenuity and
the things that we've come up with over time. Had you described internet and
computers to people in ancient times, they've been like, the only way you
could do that was with alien help. Well guess what, we figured that
out, just like normal everyday humans. So I don't know. And plus
they go back to that stuff, and wouldn't stuff been made out of space
age materials and things like that if the aliens came and were like, dude,
we can make watch this. I can make this out of a fusion
steel. It's a new thing you do. I just don't even have.
Instead, everything's made out of stone, Like, I'm just stop buying it.
That's a good point. They did that. They really like the aesthetic.
Yeah, it looks cool. Stop that was what was in back then.
This survey also shows this is about what Americans believe in sixty one percent
of people believe in ghosts. Do you guys believe in ghosts? Yes?
Do you believe that we can see them? Some people? How Come I've
never seen one on YouTube? What do you mean? How come I've never
seen a video of a ghost because they Oh, I don't know. I
feel like some people can see them, can see them if they're like gifted.
Oh I see it. I certain people can. Yeah, got it?
And dogs, dogs to you and babies. I do not. Seventy
percent of people say they believe in the devil. Do you guys believe in
the devil? That? I don't know? Really, I believe in God.
So does that mean that I believe that there's something other than that?
I don't know. That's it gets necessarily believe whatever you want? Yeah,
I don't really. I'm shocked that that numbers this high because it also says
that eighty five percent of people say they believe in God. I thought that
number was under fifty percent at this point, but according to this survey,
eighty five percent of people believe in God. Selena, you, yeah,
I do, Jess, Yes, I'm out on that one. Yeah,
you don't believe in much. I don't believe it is science and facts.
I believe that there are aliens out there. I don't think they've come here.
Ghosts, Nope, God, nope. Fair enough, I'm gonna bear
back. I'm gonna go do some conspiracy searches on ancient aliens. Know what
you find? I will the JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. It's
four nine, Happy MLK Day, Happy Monday. Thanks for hanging out with
the JV Show. I'm Selena and I'm Jess. I saw a headline over
the weekend that Chrissy Teagan gave John Legend a lap dance for his birthday.
Okay, Graham, I'm at. I'm about to ask you a question.
Would I want a lap dance from Christians? No, that's not the question.
I know the answers no, But I'm gonna ask you a question.
I want your honest answer, got it, completely honest. Sure? Would
guys rather have a lap dance from their wife who have they seen a million
times, who they've already gotten a million times, right? Or a strange
sure, hot chick. I mean it probably depends what that stranger looks like,
of course, But if your wife doesn't normally give you a lap dance.
I think that would be something new. But if your wife doesn't normally
give you a lap dance, wouldn't you think it's kind of weird? Like
you like a joke, It would be awkward. I would have trouble not
bursting out laughing. But at the same time, how do you explain to
them that you chose another woman? But at the same time, I'm not
choosing another woman. I'm talking about in that moment, like you, wouldn't
you feel uncomfortable? Like imagine giving your man a lap dance. If that's
not something normal, then have some other girl do it, obviously, but
I'm wondering what does the guy wants. I think it would I think it
would be I think it would be uncomfortable, which is weird because like it's
your person, like you should be, you know, honored and excited that
they're trying something new, right, Yes, but it would be there's something
about it that would be awkward. And I think anything's going out of your
comfort zone, like if you're not used to like role playing your partners all
of a sudden, like let's role play, Yeah, and you guys are
now like nurse and patient or something, and you have to like stick to
character. It would be weird. I'm into that. I want to be
the nurse. Of course. Another headline I saw apparently Emma Stone is like
so obsessed with Jeopardy that she applies to go on the show every single year
and they've never taken her. She does celebrity Jeopardy. She doesn't want to
do celebrity Jeopardy. She doesn't want to get on and compete because she's a
celebrity. She wants to be like a normal person going on the show trying
to win. Oh, just compete with the norm Yes, so she need
money, Like, what's going on Emma her fun? She thinks it's like,
I don't know, it's just one of her goals, one of her
life goals. She says that she applies every June to go on the show.
She says they put her on, producers, are you not doing your
job? I don't know. Hello, you idiots, She says, quote,
you can only take the test once a year with your email address,
and I've never gotten on the show. I watched it every single night and
I mark down how many answers I get right. She said, I swear
I could go on the show. I felt that right before too, and
because some episodes. I don't watch Jeopardy regularly, but you know in the
past I've watched some and some days you just like, I'll just smoke all
the questions, and I'm like, I would have crushed these dudes, like
how do they not know this stuff? And then other culture ones I got
none other time eighteenth century English literature, and I'm just like, I don't
even I've never heard of any of this stuff you're talking about, and I
just get embarrassed. And that'd be my luck. I'd finally get on there,
and the categories wouldn't be your favorite forty nine ers quarterback from the early
nineties. It would be you know, wait, is it true with alog
you or something? It's it true that they give the contestants like the answers
and it's really just on them to memorize it. No, I'd be able.
I'd get one hundred out of one hundred. I have incredible memory skills.
I do too. I don't know who told me that, but I've
always believed it. I can't remember people's names, but if I had to
take a test where I had to memorize five hundred different things, piece of
cake. You do it? Yeah, I think, well, Oh,
my memory sucks. I've got a tried and true technique. That's why you
said, that's why I dominated school and bartending. You have to memorize all
those different cauctions. Like I did very well in school because I can memorize
stuff. Next on the JV Show, I want to see how your dry
January is going, Graham. Okay, fire up here on Maldney for nine,
The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. It's Wldney for nine,
the base number one hit music station, The JV Show on MLKJ. Thanks
for hanging out with us. I'm Selena and I'm Jess Graham. How is
dry January going? It's going good. My version, of course, is
a more damp. It's different. It's more damp January because weekends, Niner
games and holidays. Today is a holiday, so I could imbibe in a
little well, you know, beverage if I wanted to today. I'm not
going in and over the over the weekend I had, you know, I
had a gloss of wine. So assuming you said that your wife ordered some
like mocktail stuff, she was going like real sober, curious, feeling like
actual dridge anuary, like for real, or she's just still drinking on the
weekends. The weekends are exempt also for her. Wow. But she's like
dal that even farther back than me. And I'm proud of her because that's
not you know, that's a tough thing to do our kid. You know,
life is stressful, kids stressful. All the stuff going on right now
is crazy. And sometimes, you know, you just really want a glass
of wine during the week and she's gotten rid of that. And so I
don't know if she was actively searching them out, but Instagram served her with
some like mocktails, you know, some curious elixir or whatever they were called,
like mocktails, and she's like, you know what, I'm going to
order those and I'm gonna try drinking one of those. And so she cracked
those open Friday night. She had the ice down in the fridge they arrived
the other day, got a glass out with ice and poured that sucker in
there. And oh, it looked good, you guys, until you tasted
it really was. It wasn't gross, but it wasn't. It was a
why the hell would I have ordered this thing? I've been getting a lot
of ads. I don't know if like my phone's been hearing us talk about
dry January, you know, because I'd be get inserved all these ads for
like kava drinks, you like order little packets? Do you like make your
own at home? And what is this good? I have a buddy that
swears by that stuff, right, Like, yeah, it's more it's more
herbal. But like the ads that I'm getting are selling this as like an
alcohol alternative, Like you can drink it and it gives you, like the
effects of having a buzz with alcohol. Yeah feel oh yeah, you feel
a little buzz, You feel a little something. That's what it says in
the ad I've gotten those two. I tried this once. It just made
me sleepy, and the taste wasn't very good. I would like to try
it again just because I don't know if it was the type that I had
or something. But it tasted very like tasted like it had dirt in it.
What's yeah, I think it's very plenty. I like Herbally, I
like Herbally booze type stuff. Really like this grim You ever had a shot
a furnet before? What the then? Then you haven't? But Furnett's like
real herbally, you know how if you ever had to shot a yager before,
Yes, the yeager tastes like black liquors. Burnett's like, it's not
in that same It's not syrupy and it's sweet like that. It's more of
like a dry but it comes out black and it's more like earthy dirt pine
needles taste. Okay, if I want that, I know that, I
think you hate it. I know that there's like kava bars to people have
told us about that, and I want to go to one, oh,
like the actual bar, and people are like, dude, I'm buzzing so
hard right off. Everyone's like, dude, you okay to drive home.
I don't know about like twenty kavas. Is that a thing? I don't
canny do iva, dude, officer. I'm just buzzying, but it's kava.
And then they'll be like what is that? They won't know the Knaps
explain that whole thing, like we just discussed all over again. Ain't nobody
got time for that? The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine weldy for
nine on a Monday, Happy MLK Day, We're the JV Show I'm Selena,
and I'm Jazz, who has something that we should talk about here.
I'll go okay, ess, okay, you're too late, you lose your
snooze. Be faster next time, gram Okay. So Matt posted this to
Redda. He said, I live with my girlfriend and she wants me to
take down the signs that I have on my wall because she says they're not
fun Shway, what kind of signs like stop signs and road signs that he
stole with his drunk college buddies. I only did that one time at you
see, Santa Barbara, What did you say? Some storm watched beach entry
sign. We were stumbling home from a party and we thought it'd be funny
to pick it up. Luckily I wasn't the one carrying at the time when
the cops jumped out of the bushes and I ran, wow, the cop
and the bush they were. I don't know next operations, Selena. I
don't know what they did. A couple I spent the night jail. Oh
my god. Luckily I did not, because I was not the one care
for other reasons, not off that sign stealing steal signs his government properties.
So did this guy steal signs. Well, I don't know if he stole
them, but it was indeed a stop sign and another like intersection sign.
So was there something that you guys maybe had to get rid of when you
moved in with your significant other or would you let your significant other keep whatever
it is that they want to keep, even if the street signs after you're
twenty years old, like I think before that, probably before that on college
like okay, yeah keep that up in your dorm room. Yeah, but
otherwise I would make yeah, that's got to go. If I moved into
my man's house and there was just like like that's coming down asap, Like
that's so stupid. Yeah, I used to in college. I used to
have his sign on the bathroom. It was from a national park and said
no dumping. I had that one, and I wouldn't dare put that on
my bathroom door now or even dating, Yeah, no dumping. It was
funny. I wish I could see like, how like what your place looked
like before before your wife Graham, because you had we've talked about your like
cardboard dresser, uh that you had, Yes, it was actually the ingenuity
behind you ever designed that thing was actually pretty good didn't function that. Do
you have like the empty liquor bottles as decor? You know? My freshman
year, freshman and sophomore year of college definitely. Why why does everyone go
through that phase? I don't know why do Yeah, why do we feel
the need to collect collect liquor bottles like it's trophy? Like remember the time
that we drank that? Like it's so stupid. It so we've all done
it. It is kind of dumb. Did you actually have like nice sheets
on your bed, a pillow, any of that. I think I had
decent sheets. Did they get washed at a regular rate of No, of
course not. But I had a decent bed, not that it ever got
made either my part. Look, I had a couple of apartments in San
Francisco, Like I don't think. I thought they looked pretty good, Like
you know, I thought they were like fairly well decorated. I mean,
granted, i'd love to see what, you know, if they held up
over if we looked at them now, if we'd be judging, but like
we definitely would. I had pretty good, like taste, and I had
like a couple of decent pieces of furniture that after the cardboard addresser. Of
course that you had to fold that thing together. It was like do an
origami, Like, I don't need a project here. But it was very
affordable. You could buy it online or something. It was one of those
some maybe his bed, bath and beyond. I don't know really, I've
never heard of a cardboard dresser too, Like folded the drawers together and the
thing and then they slid in. It was a whole thing, and it
was very cheap. It was cheaper than getting Although I feel like you could
go on craigslist and get a dresser for free, it's just gonna look like
it's your grandma's. Yeah, I'd rather go cardboard, yeah really and deal
with the of like having to fold it in every single day. At least
I know a new cardboard and not somebody's nasty. That's a good point.
That's a drawer. When I got my first place, my dad bought me
a table my first like a coffee table, and had need the dining table
off of craigslist and I was like thanks, Dad, Like he was like,
it's forty bucks. It's a steal. I'm like, cool, did
you keep it? I had to. I was also poor, so I
had a choice like he needed it. Did you ever get a couch off
of Craigslist? Because I know we did that one day. I did not.
That's where I draw the line. I draw the line on that now.
But at the time, like couches are expensive, they are, and
you give it a little like kind of steam cleaning. I don't know.
But does it really get rid of everything? I know not if it's memory
foam. It remembers all the nastiness that happened on there. And then my
buddy Brian from NAPA, he went number two on it when he was just
kidding. Number one, No, he went number one. He went to
bed and call you you're a couch like and he tried to say that he
was real sweaty and that's why it was wet like when he had left the
next day and didn't say to anybody, we had to throw that couch out.
It was a number one. Yeah, what's wrong with people? What's
wrong with guys? Yeah, what's wrong with guys? Do ladies go through
the bed wedding party phase in college? No? I think I've heard of
that happening. I don't know. I didn't go to college. I didn't
have a I didn't have a party phase, well not a college one,
so I didn't have a bed wedding college party phase. I don't know.
I feel like that's does everyone go through a time in life where they just
I not not everyone, but like, you know, there was a time
in life where I knew people like that was happening to and or they'd get
up a night and like go in the closet or something, you know,
or like a potted plant because they were like no mostly guys, yeah,
yeah, because you could do you know, the standing up situation. This
is weird. What are we talking about? I can say this because I
know they're not listening, and I'm not going to say their names, but
somebody I know knows someone who went in the dishwasher, which number one,
two or three two year dishwasher? What did they pull the rack out at
the bottom. There's like a bunch of plates sitting there. Out of any
place you can pick, you pick the dish one. Was it in the
little detergent compartment thing? And then they closed it up. We're moving on
the JV show back I O. Grahamy, you want to talk about all
the car troubles you have going on? These days. That's coming up the
JV Show on Wild ninety four nine, Wild ninety four nine, It's the
JV Show. Happy MLK Day, everybody happy hopefully? Have you got to
sleep in and have a three day weekend and you're not listening to us?
Wait? No, I want you to be listening to us, but I
want you to have the day off. Also, yeah, who gives a
fart? You get today off. You can accomplish both things on the iHeartRadio
app podcast. Yeah podcast, Oh there you go a podcast? Got a
podcast, es Selena in twenty twenty four. You know new year, knew
you. I think the new me might involve a new car. Oh,
a lot of car trouble. For those who don't know about Graham's car situation,
he has a car from the eighties. It's not from me, from
two thousand and one. His wife has the exact same car, not the
exact same two thousand and two. Oh my god. And we took him
in to get service, well, I took my wife's sading was starting kind
of rough and rumble a little bit and then it run just fine. Long
story short, the head gaskets leaking in this thing, and one cylinder's cracked
the thing and look. Initially I was like, we don't. The repairs
are going to cost more than the car's worth. Why are we doing this.
My wife's like, let's just fix it because the car has no value
if we don't fix it, and blah blah blah. I was like,
yeah, okay, fine, let's get it fixed, drive it for a
little while longer, and then it's time to shop for a new car.
Yes, well, of course, we give him the green light to start
fixing stuff. Then they keep finding more stuff that's wrong. Now I'm in
this. I don't even have the car back yet. It's been gone since
before Christmas, Like, it's been gone for weeks. It's not even done
yet. And when I do get it back, I'm going to be like
probably in it for the repair more than double what the stupid car is worth.
At this point, you just call it off at some point. Yeah,
but then I'm gonna have put a bunch of mone I'm gonna put thousands
of dollars in and have a car that doesn't even run like where. So
now I'm pop committed. I have to go through with it. They got
me by the you know what's and now I have to pay. But the
what's you know, nostrils? No? Ears, uh huh, the teeth
no, the Pepperoni's no, not those, but that could hurt. They
got you by the you know, you know what's anyways, So now I
don't know what to do. But anyway, hopefully we get this car back
soon. So there's that. Then listen to this, Lena. So I
borrowed my dad's. He's got this super old work truck. It's like a
nineteen ninety four. Oh my god, how are you guys on these little
toilet trucks? Stony? It has lumber racks and so, like, you
know, we're building the house. I need to get lumber and stuff.
So perfect I'll drive this dude. It's the junker of all junkers. Okay,
it's a stick shift. You still have to roll down the window.
That barely worths what you have to actually manually roll down the window. It's
one of those things. It's kind of fun driving a stick shift to get
you. Have your kids been in that car, like, have they seen?
They've seen it, but they can't ride in it because I can't put
car seats in it safely, at least I don't think you can anyway.
Okay. So the other day I go to start it and I start driving
because I'm gonna go to home deepot and pick up some some lumber, and
the accelerator just like I let my foot off the gas and it just stays
at the same I'm driving down the road. It just stays at the same
speed. It's like it's accelerating and I'm going faster and faster. So you
get on a stick shift. You can put the clutch in, you know,
to to slow down, and but the engine stays fully rebped. I'm
like, okay, this is not safe. I better turn around and go
back. So I like make it back, pull in at like full rev.
It's like, you know, and I'm going like five miles an hour.
What how did you unstick it? I didn't stay stuck the whole way.
You just had to have to let the clutch in it out, and
like I got back and uh so I was like, oh oh, I
put it off for a few months, like I got to get that fixed,
but I don't have money to get the stupid truck fix. Finally get
it towed in to get serviced. Selena what they found inside this thing because
I'd looked under the hood before, like I can't see what's going on,
and i'd like played with the accelerator and like it like I don't know,
I couldn't figure it out. Okay, these guys send me a picture from
the shop the other day, and what they found was set some mice or
rats or I don't know what. Some critters had gotten in there. And
look, I looked on the hood. There's no sign of any critters anywhere.
But they had gone in through the air filter, chewed through there,
and then they'd started making their home back there. They'd brought in like one
hundred hundred acorns and all kinds of other stuff. It's inside the engine.
So they're like when you hit the gas, all the acorns, all the
stuff got sucked farther back in there, and then that's why pinned the accelerate,
you know, like then the accelerat is just going full thrown up.
Got They sent me this thing they were holding like a big tray of the
bucket and it's just all filled with acorns and like yarn and all sorts of
other bits and things. They were making quite the house in there. It
was a really impressive house. Was the car, was it, because the
truck was just like sitting for a long time. Yeah, it was like
sitting. It was like sitting in a field for a long time because I
couldn't run, you know, I didn't. I wasn't driving it very much.
And they set up a whole city inside there. They never did say
if they found a live critter in there or not. No, I wonder
if one of those got sucked off in there anyway. So then I had
to pay money to get that stupid thing. Face, it takes a while
to clean out that many air acorns from the inside of an engine. Dude,
I can't catch a break. Can I just get a new car?
You need hit the lottery or something? I know. Do we have any
car sponsors that want to give me a car? Anyone you know? I
have area, I have Ford car, want to give me a car?
Sorry? No, I named my own son for it. Come on you
did, but nope, Sorry, dang it.