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The JV Show on Wild ninety four
nine. Happy MLK Day, Happy Monday.

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I know a lot of people have
today off. Is anyone listening to

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us? No, everyone took today
off, like literally everyone except my wife.

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Her company always works. It seems
very like un American. Wow,

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the disrespects. I agree. Respect
well. Happy, I'm okday, Thanks

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for waking up with the JV Show. I'm Selina, I'm Graham. Jess

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Is. I think she's grabbing some
coffee wandering around the show. You'll come

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back at some point, Graham.
I know you have a list. Let's

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get to it. Yeah. I
want to go through a couple of these

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things, because I saw lists that's
titled the seven biggest mistakes you make right

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after six I want to say that
I should we say, like getting booze,

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I'm gonna be like cooking up,
like smashing. Yeah, all right,

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the seven biggest mistakes you make right
after pounding. This is according to

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an intimacy coach. No negativity is
on the list. Don't say anything negative

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about what just transpired. Who would
do that? Well, sometimes you have

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some critiques. Can you do that
immediately after they say don't do that?

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You should never do that? You
gotta wait until a different time maybe to

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bring up your construction. What if
your only criticism you have after is like,

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man, it stinks in here?
Do you like? Do you wait?

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I see? Shouldn't you that I
would take that negative? Take that

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negatively? But like, shouldn't that
be something that you're allowed to voice at

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that moment? So yeah, or
you know is blind at that point?

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I think you're probably mostly knows blind. But I feel like there are a

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lot of negative things, and I
feel like people are guilty of that when

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they say, don't do that.
Okay, all right again on the list

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of things mistakes they say not to
make right after smashing, no more knotty

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names. So whatever names you were
using in the moment, don't use those

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afterwards. As soon as it's done, you're back to your normal names.

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Selena, which your naughty name?
You know? If my man had like

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a naughty name, like he called
me something else during that, I don't

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think I could take it seriously.
I don't think. I don't think I

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could either. I'm glad in my
relationship there are no naughty names. Okay,

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No, don't phone it in,
they say, meaning you may be

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tempted to reach for your phone right
afterwards. Don't get on your phone and

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start scrolling, Selena, are you
guilty of this? Be honest, No,

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I'm never like, well, now
that that's done, can I get

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back to Instagram because that's where you
want to be. No, but my

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man does. Really? Yeah?
Does it offend you? No? They

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say afterwards should be a time for
you know, some cuddling and some you

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know moments like that, some more
tender moments. It doesn't bug you that

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he immediately is on his phone,
like, Ah, finally got that out

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of the way. Now I can
get back to doing what I want.

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I looked at it from this lens, so maybe, yeah, I guess

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a little bit it bothers me.
Yeah, interesting, Okay, on this

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list, I've never reached for the
phone, by the way, other than

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the set of alarm. May be
like, oh, I do have to

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wake up tomorrow. I don't mention
an X is on the list of things

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mistakes after getting busy? Would do
that? Well, you could be like

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this is like common sense. You'd
be like so and so used to do

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this way better than you. I
could you be more like that? What

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if it was, hey, you
do that way better than so and so

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that's a compliment. It is what
I still don't want to hear. I

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don't want to think about that other
person in that moment, right, But

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I mean, if you were going
to, wouldn't you want to think about

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them being horrible or what you just
accomplished? Yeah, dang it, I

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guess I do want to know you'd
never bring it up. I do want

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to know that. But also am
I being told the truth? No?

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See, yeah, I don't know. I don't try to like with you.

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No, don't get anyone being better
than you. That's what I mean.

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I just sort of assume, but
like, yes, that does build

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our ego as a guy a little
bit. But also I question whether or

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not you're just saying that because it's
like in the moment, and also I

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still don't want to think about them. It's just don't even bring up the

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X in that sense period of all
Right, we're going through these seven things

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this intimacy coach. How does want
to get the job as an intimacy coach?

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Do you have to just watch a
lot of people hooking up for like

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months and months you've reached coach status. I feel like i'd be good at

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this like giving people pointers while they're
like you, you should do move your

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arm over here and then reach around
that way and then use that and put

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that over the like you, I
think, so I want to coach people

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doing that. That's gross. What
about the smell? Okay, don't talk

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about chores, it says, right
after you've gotten done doing the deed,

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don't start going through like thing your
to do list. Basically, I feel

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like a lot of women are guilty
of this one. Wow, that's so

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sexist, because it's not a sexist
thing. I just feel like there is

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a different physiological, physical reaction after
this thing has transpired. Us guys,

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we just want to go to sleep. We are in a totally different headspace.

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And ladies, I feel like you're
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you exactly. It's like after that
and you're just like, oh, now

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I still got to do this and
that, and then I just wasted three

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minutes or however long it was minutes. What's your secret. I've never crossed

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the two minute mark before three minutes. You guys are just showing off.

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God. Also on this list,
don't jump straight out of bed. Don't

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get upset, it says, that's
mostly if the person you're with wants to

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again hop out of bed and go
do something else, so they say,

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don't get out of bed, stay
there, hang out for a little while.

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These are that's the proper gott that
makes sense busy etiquette. All right,

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thanks for bringing that list. Jess
is back in studio. You're just

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in time. You missed this whole
break. Okay, but that's okay.

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Next we're gonna be talking about rat
snacking. You're on the Fellosen Show.

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I'll tell you next, the JV
Show on Wild ninety four nine. It's

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Fealty for nine, the Bay number
one hit music station. Hi I'm Selena,

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Hi, I'm Graham. Hi,
I'm Jack. We are the JV

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Show. Good morning to you,
Graham. What do you think about this?

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So researchers at Cambridge University they found
a link between childhood sibling arguments and

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future success. Basically, when your
kids are fighting with one another uh huh,

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younger siblings, you know, with
their older siblings or with their elders,

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it says it makes them better,
It boosts their social abilities, their

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vocabulary and overall development. Really,
so, as annoying as it is,

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would you just let your kids duel
it out, just fight and argue all

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the day long, because it's really
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That's interesting you brought that up.
I don't think my mom knew this,

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but my mom's parenting advice when my
kids first really entered that phase in there,

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and my mom always said, don't
be the referee. Like She's like,

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when you guys were kids and you
and your brother and are sister to

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be fighting in the other room,
I would never walk in there and be

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like, you guys, stop,
You don't say that to that. You

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don't She's like, I would let
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it's exhausting to be the referee and
kids fights because all they do is fight.

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And I thought that was really good
advice, but it's really hard to

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stick to you, right, because
you do hear the stuff they say to

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and they say to each other in
the other room and you're like, oh

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my no, oh, you can't
say that to them, and then you

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get in there and get referee.
Yeah, so you're telling me there's an

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actual scientific reason why it shouldn't be
the referee other than just my own mental

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health. Yeah. Other than that, it's good for their health. The

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study says that sibling confrontations are beneficial
enhancing their social skills. Let's see here,

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Younger siblings often perform better in tests, and those with stronger social skills

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tend to be more popular as adults, it says here, And so are

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you guys the ones to stop the
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you? I think it's both,
but I feel like it's mostly me because

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age, you will be like,
Okay, they're annoying. I'm just going

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to go in the next room,
and I'm so with them, you know,

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And I'm having to be like,
stop telling her to shut up and

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stop hitting her. Yeah, but
don't be the referee, I write the

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referee or my poor little CALLI.
She's the younger sibling, she's only one

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and a half. She'll just get
squashed. Yeah, but it's gonna make

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her more popular later in life,
smarter, and have a better career.

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So short term losses, long term
game. I guess that's going to be

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the title more success my new parenting
book, Don't Be the Referee, authored

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by my mom and me. Oh
it's cute. The JV show on Wild

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ninety four nine, and it's WALDT
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music station. By the way,
Happy MLKJ, whe' the JV show.

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I'm Selena, I'm Graham. Hopefully
you got the day off today. I

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hope you did because he didn't.
Yeah, three day weekends so the best.

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Can I talk about Wiz Khalifah really
quick? Sure? He is on.

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He admitted to going to his son's
parent teacher conferences wildst High No surprise.

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He was on a podcast and the
guy who asked if he would show

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up to a conference meeting like Stone
or not, and he said, hell,

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yeah, I'm pulling up Stones.
They expect it. They know what's

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up. It's not like back in
the day where you're considered a bad parent

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if you smoke weed or anything.
Do you have any thoughts in that?

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Do you have a different opinion than
Whiz? Would it be like weird if

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you found out like people are just
going to meet their kids teacher like just

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all hi, But you know,
Khalifa is kind of like in the same

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world as Snoop Dogg, where I
would expect them to show up. Okay,

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let's take Whiz Khalifa out of it. Normal person are differently. I

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would I would think that's a little
strange because it's some It's not something I

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would ever do, let's put it
that way. But I also don't like

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partake very often. I know a
lot of people though, that like that's

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just part of their daily routine.
It's how they function on the day to

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day. So like those people,
I feel like I'm less judgmental about it.

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If it was me and I got
baked right before the thing, I

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judge myself, like, dude,
what are you doing? Like you hardly

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ever do this, and you're gonna
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I don't know. I kind of
look at it through a different lens

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depending on the person. See,
I agree, if it was me,

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because I don't smoke, it would
be like the equivalent of me like pound

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in like five tequila shots, right
going, That's that's the that's the equivalent

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to me. Now I look at
someone like a j my man who does

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smoke every day, and and he
does it. I mean not that he's

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dependent on it, but he does
it just to like function normally. You

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know, he just likes the way
it feels or or whatever. And then

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he'll just whole work or work out
or whatever. I don't really think it's

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a bad thing for someone like that
because that's just their normal self. Yeah

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does that make sense. I'm telling
you it does make sense. I can't

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figure it out. He works out
high, see, I can't. I've

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never understood that. I've neverderstood that. It whiz Whiz is like always in

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the gym. Have you seen him
lately? Yea, he works out in

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his underwear. Oh, yeah,
I've seen. We talked about that.

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Yeah, I don't need to watch
that. I read a study the other

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day that says marijuana does not improve
athletic performance. They did a bunch of

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studies. It doesn't help you.
It can make things more enjoyable, like

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if you don't like going for a
run and you're high, maybe the maybe

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the run is like, you know, it's a little more enjoyable, it's

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a little more fun. But it
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which is why like when an Olympic
athlete tests positive for it and they get

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stripped of their metal, like why
it didn't help them at all in that

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race. Yeah, that doesn't make
any sense. It said it actually can

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make uh, it can actually decrease
some athletic performance. I think was the

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takeaway from this that makes more sense. Yeah, it decreases their athletic performance

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and increases their appetite for funians.
Yes, if if there was Olympic events

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for funny needing and playing video games
in your mom's basement, dude, gold

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medal, that'd be awesome. Gold
medals all round. The JV Show on

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Wild ninety four nine for nine in
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The JV Show. I'm Selenagraham and
I'm Jess. Normally at this time we

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play our what the Bleep game?
Because it's MLK Day and everyone pretty much

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has the day off. We're just
gonna push that back till tomorrow. We'll

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be back at it off. Yeah, we'll be back at it tomorrow morning.

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Really quick. Have you guys been
hearing about these like pop up weddings?

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The Hell's a pop up wedding.
So there's this like coffee shop that

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is so mad that this bride they
come to their place of work, this

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establishment, and they they held a
pop up wedding. No, didn't reserve

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the space like foreign event. There's
like customers in there, like getting their

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lattes or whatever. And this couple
walks in and then like all these guests

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follow it's like a twenty to thirty
you know, person party, and they're

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blocking all the parking spots, treating
it like there's valet service, and they

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walk in. They hold an actual
ceremony that's like ten minutes long, taking

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up all this space, and then
they're like treating the staff there as if

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they're like working for a wedding,
like can you hold my coat? Take

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this? Can you bring this?
Oh, we'll need some water over here?

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A pop up wedding. It's like
the rudest thing any couple can do,

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and I think they're doing it because
cheaper. Why at a coffee shop?

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Why I want to get married a
coffee shop? Was the first question,

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But the second question is did everybody
buy something? Did the bride and

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groom buy something? Because if they
did, they're just like they have just

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as much of right as you sitting
on your laptop for the next three hours

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nursing that one coffee, get out
of the seats. Somemost want to sit

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down. I don't know if they
bought anything that I don't have. I

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don't have the answer to that.
What was the other question? I don't

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know why why the coffee shop.
Coffee shop. I think because it was

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just like a really nice It wasn't
like, you know, you walk into

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your local like Starby's or not.
No, No, it wasn't that.

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It was like a really like nice
I had a nice view, yeah,

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you know, so it looked really
cool inside. I feel like they could

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have done this at a winery where
there's a lot more space. You wouldn't

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really be in the way of anybody, but an event, you have to

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do any of them. But yeah, and that's just what it is.

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Look, I get trying to save
money, but you're inconveniencing everybody else.

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And even at a winery, if
they're not expecting all of this, they're

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not gonna be able to accommodate you, right, Yeah, Like, don't

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expect the whole staff to just drop
everything that they're doing and all of the

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other customers. The hell they were
holding a wedding ceremony and so they had

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to like stop serving people at the
register. They're like, we can't just

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be talking during that. They were
still being respectful of it. I'm working

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there, I'm running that one machine
at every coffee shother goes what is that

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thing by the way, Oh,
but I think it is a steamer or

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like that's what they is thing so
loud, a quieter version of that.

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But I'm running that thing the entire
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I'm not stopping my job. You
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have customers to serve. I'm making
the drinks with that stupid You know,

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this isn't the first time I've heard
of like a pop up situation. There

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was another couple. They went viral
because I think this woman only spent like

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four hundred dollars on like her entire
wedding, and that's because she got the

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wedding dress off of like Goodwill like
something like that. And then you know,

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instead of renting a venue, she
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like on a cliff, like in
big like in big sir or something,

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so she had like ocean view and
then for the reception, they just like

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went to a restaurant. Aren't you
kind of fine with that? Weddings get

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the cost of weddings get so so
astronomical, and they up charge you on

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everything because they know it's a wedding
and they know, like you're not gonna

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have a cake. Well, if
you want the wedding cake, it's this,

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you know, like these things get
marked up so much. I'm kind

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of fine with not a pop up
wedding in a coffee shop, but I'm

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kind of fine with the idea of
a pop up wedding. But I do

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want an open bar store. Yeah, there's no other bar. I'm okay

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with it a little bit. It
would just it would be hard for me

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to be like, hey, my
reception is here, y'all. Y'all are

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paying for your own food, because
that's what they're doing. It's like everyone

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pays for themselves, which makes sense. But I don't know how I would

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ask my guests to do that.
Like I'm only jealous of the fact that

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she was okay with doing that,
because I know it would bother me,

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like after the wedding actually happened,
Like it just wouldn't really feel like a

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wedding. Haven't you ever been to
a wedding with a cash bar, Like,

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yeah, it's not my favorite thing, true, you know, that's

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that's the only thing. But this
other one was like your own chair if

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you want to sit at the cere. I want it's like bring your own

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chair, like just sit down.
That's kind of cool, that's kind of

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fun. It's memorable. Right,
you're gonna tell people about that one more

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than you were, like your average
wedding in some ballroom. That's very true.

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MLKJ, Happy Monday. Thanks for hanging

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what do you guys think about this? Nearly one in five adults in

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the world have missophonia. Do you
know what that is? I feel like

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Graham has it. I don't know
what it is, but it sounds like

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some type of disease. Nuts.
Graham's got it, I've got it.

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I probably have missophonia A through C. I think you do. It's the

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phobia of specific sounds, so like
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things like that. My dad eating
yogurt on that list, because that's why

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I'm your dad would like slurp his
yogurt, right, slurp the yogurt.

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But why can I hear you eating
yogurt from across the room. I don't

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know what it is. Is he
chewing it? You don't need to chew

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yogurt, Like what is transpiring in
there that I can audibly hear this?

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I like switching it around. I
don't know what he's doing. But my

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dad eating yogurt is I have misophonia
or whatever it's called for. That I

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don't like. The slurping and chewing
never really bothered me until I watched a

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lot of like like mud Mupong.
I'm not sureying to say that. I

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watched a lot of those. And
you know how they have the microphone so

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close to like their throat where you
can, like you just hear the food.

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You hear it mixing with theirit in
their mouth and now after that,

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And I'm so like aware of that
sound. I hear it when I'm eating.

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I hear it in my head.
So I can't even stand the sound

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of myself eating. I understand that
sometimes my own chewing bugs me, But

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yes, chewing and eating, drinking, noises, slurping, drink, all

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of that irritates me. I hate
it. The noise that I hate is

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when someone's trying to get something out
of their teeth, especially if they're using

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like a toothpick. Oh my god, don't no, don't ever use a

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toothpick around me. Yeah, ghost, What is it about our food processing

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holes on the front of our face
and all the sounds that come out of

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that. It's disgusting. That's why
I can't. I brought this up last

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week, the what's his face that
reviews food and he's in town, the

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TikTok Lee. I can't watch these
videos. I don't want to watch somebody

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eating. The sound of it is
disgusting that I don't know. That doesn't

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bother me. It's just like the
excessive chewing. He takes a big bite

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and then you hear him chew,
and then he holds his hand over his

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well yeah for some reason, then
talk with his hand over his mouth,

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and I can't. I can't watch
the videos. I'm I'm sure he's awesome.

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I'm sure he's a great guy.
I appreciate it he's I'm sure he

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is, but that those videos just
aren't for me. I don't like.

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What bothers me is when he covers
his mouth like you know you're eating,

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like we know what's behind there.
Like, why are you covering your mouth?

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And it kind of sounds muffled when
he's like talking, like why are

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you hating on the guys. I'm
just trying to I just said he's really

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likable. I was just trying to
bring recognition to maybe some like restaurants that

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don't get the shine they deserve.
I know that. Yeah, I can't

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watch the video. I'm sorry,
I can't eat. Are we done here?

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Yeah, let's get you in the
mix of Magic mat Happy Monday.

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It's Wild for nine, the JV
Show on Wild ninety four nine, Wild

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ninety four nine. It's the JV
Show, Happy Monday. Everybody, get

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out there and do something good today. It's MLK Day. That's what I

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feel like, the legacy that he
left. Get out there and do something

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good. I will do something good. What I will buy you a Celsius.

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Oh, I appreciate that, but
I'm going energy drink free in twenty

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three. But it's twenty twenty.
Fo. You literally had one on Friday.

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We Celsius did up together, but
that was the last one ever.

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I'm quitting cold Turkey after that,
I swear, Other than just like I

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want to drink the whole thing,
but just like a little taste. Yeah,

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okay, that's fair enough, right, I got a new pole alert,

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new Pole Alert blue blue, not
like new Pole like Magic Mike Live,

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new per results. People were surveyed
that kind of pole. A bunch

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of Americans were surveyed in this poll. Are you curious to know what percentage

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of people believe in aliens? Yes? I now, look, they don't.

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They're not clear on this if it's
aliens are here or aliens are out

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there, because that's like two very
different answers in my mind, because I

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believe in one of those things and
not the other. But fifty six,

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almost fifty seven percent of people say
they do believe in aliens. Do you

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guys believe now, I believe that
there are aliens out there, there's life

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on other planets. I don't believe
that they're here. Where are you guys

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at with that? I think I
agree with that. I find there's some

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sort of creature like things that are
out in the universe. I'm a believer.

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You think they're here? Can I
or have been here? I think

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I'm not really sure, but they
exist? Got it? Okay, listen

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to this. This is a kind
of a mind pay. Oh. So

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ever since me and Aj, that's
my husband, we got back from Cancun.

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We took a trip over the holidays, right, and we went to

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go check out like the Mayan Ruins
and to Loom and all that. We've

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been like obsessed with watching like Mayan
documentaries and stuff like that, stuff like

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that. Yes, so he asked
me if I because I guess one of

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the theories as to why the Mayans
were like as advanced as they were for

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being like an ancient civilization is because
they had the help of aliens or whatever.

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Sounds like a bunch of whatever.
I know, it sounds crazy.

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And so AJ asked me if I
believe that, and I was like,

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no, like, of course,
I don't believe that, you know,

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otherwise we would have contact with the
aliens now or whatever. It just it

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just seems too far out there.
And then he was like, well,

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what if I think of this timeline, Okay, what if they did have

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alien help through these like portals or
I don't know, wormhole. Yeah,

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but it didn't happen until much later
in our timeline where technology is much more

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advanced. Later down the line,
we do have those alien connections, we

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do you know, discover time travel
or if we don't, the Aliens have

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that and they time traveled back to
the Mayans to help them. Like,

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dude, you guys should build these
like pyramid looking structures out of rocks.

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Let me help you out. Yeah, but not even that. I don't

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know if you've looked at this is
gonna get too weird on this tour,

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right, we're on this tour in
tu Loom, and he was explaining how

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there they have like the second largest
coral reef or whatever, making it pretty

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much impossible for like anyone to get
through. However, this was used as

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a port like back in the day, so people ships whatever could get through

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and they would like trade and what
not. And like last year or sometime

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recently, some divers had gone down
and there's a documentary on this and they

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found that there was two like perfect
cuts in the barrier reef to allow people

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to come through. And they're like
how were they able to do this?

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You know, because it's so far
down, like way more than any human,

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like we just don't have the lung
capacity to like go down there and

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just cut these perfect lines to allow
boats or whatever is coming through to bring

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goods and stuff like that. So
how is that possible? Aliens obviously the

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most logical explanation. Yeah, aliens, I said, I knew it was

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out there, Okay, get out
there, but I know. But anyways,

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I just anytime they go back to
those things like this couldn't have been

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made without alien technology. I mean, you're severely doubting the human ingenuity and

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the things that we've come up with
over time. Had you described internet and

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computers to people in ancient times,
they've been like, the only way you

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could do that was with alien help. Well guess what, we figured that

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out, just like normal everyday humans. So I don't know. And plus

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they go back to that stuff,
and wouldn't stuff been made out of space

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age materials and things like that if
the aliens came and were like, dude,

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we can make watch this. I
can make this out of a fusion

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steel. It's a new thing you
do. I just don't even have.

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Instead, everything's made out of stone, Like, I'm just stop buying it.

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That's a good point. They did
that. They really like the aesthetic.

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Yeah, it looks cool. Stop
that was what was in back then.

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This survey also shows this is about
what Americans believe in sixty one percent

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of people believe in ghosts. Do
you guys believe in ghosts? Yes?

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Do you believe that we can see
them? Some people? How Come I've

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never seen one on YouTube? What
do you mean? How come I've never

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seen a video of a ghost because
they Oh, I don't know. I

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feel like some people can see them, can see them if they're like gifted.

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Oh I see it. I certain
people can. Yeah, got it?

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And dogs, dogs to you and
babies. I do not. Seventy

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percent of people say they believe in
the devil. Do you guys believe in

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the devil? That? I don't
know? Really, I believe in God.

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So does that mean that I believe
that there's something other than that?

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I don't know. That's it gets
necessarily believe whatever you want? Yeah,

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I don't really. I'm shocked that
that numbers this high because it also says

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that eighty five percent of people say
they believe in God. I thought that

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number was under fifty percent at this
point, but according to this survey,

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eighty five percent of people believe in
God. Selena, you, yeah,

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I do, Jess, Yes,
I'm out on that one. Yeah,

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you don't believe in much. I
don't believe it is science and facts.

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I believe that there are aliens out
there. I don't think they've come here.

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Ghosts, Nope, God, nope. Fair enough, I'm gonna bear

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back. I'm gonna go do some
conspiracy searches on ancient aliens. Know what

405
00:25:37.880 --> 00:25:44.000
you find? I will the JV
Show on Wild ninety four nine. It's

406
00:25:44.000 --> 00:25:47.960
four nine, Happy MLK Day,
Happy Monday. Thanks for hanging out with

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the JV Show. I'm Selena and
I'm Jess. I saw a headline over

408
00:25:52.319 --> 00:25:57.200
the weekend that Chrissy Teagan gave John
Legend a lap dance for his birthday.

409
00:25:57.240 --> 00:26:00.000
Okay, Graham, I'm at.
I'm about to ask you a question.

410
00:26:00.079 --> 00:26:03.559
Would I want a lap dance from
Christians? No, that's not the question.

411
00:26:03.680 --> 00:26:07.279
I know the answers no, But
I'm gonna ask you a question.

412
00:26:07.559 --> 00:26:12.519
I want your honest answer, got
it, completely honest. Sure? Would

413
00:26:12.559 --> 00:26:17.240
guys rather have a lap dance from
their wife who have they seen a million

414
00:26:17.279 --> 00:26:22.960
times, who they've already gotten a
million times, right? Or a strange

415
00:26:23.079 --> 00:26:29.160
sure, hot chick. I mean
it probably depends what that stranger looks like,

416
00:26:29.759 --> 00:26:33.400
of course, But if your wife
doesn't normally give you a lap dance.

417
00:26:33.480 --> 00:26:36.440
I think that would be something new. But if your wife doesn't normally

418
00:26:36.440 --> 00:26:37.720
give you a lap dance, wouldn't
you think it's kind of weird? Like

419
00:26:38.240 --> 00:26:44.559
you like a joke, It would
be awkward. I would have trouble not

420
00:26:44.720 --> 00:26:48.440
bursting out laughing. But at the
same time, how do you explain to

421
00:26:48.480 --> 00:26:51.559
them that you chose another woman?
But at the same time, I'm not

422
00:26:51.640 --> 00:26:55.079
choosing another woman. I'm talking about
in that moment, like you, wouldn't

423
00:26:55.119 --> 00:26:57.079
you feel uncomfortable? Like imagine giving
your man a lap dance. If that's

424
00:26:57.119 --> 00:27:02.720
not something normal, then have some
other girl do it, obviously, but

425
00:27:02.720 --> 00:27:06.160
I'm wondering what does the guy wants. I think it would I think it

426
00:27:06.200 --> 00:27:10.039
would be I think it would be
uncomfortable, which is weird because like it's

427
00:27:10.079 --> 00:27:12.680
your person, like you should be, you know, honored and excited that

428
00:27:12.720 --> 00:27:18.880
they're trying something new, right,
Yes, but it would be there's something

429
00:27:18.880 --> 00:27:21.920
about it that would be awkward.
And I think anything's going out of your

430
00:27:21.920 --> 00:27:23.640
comfort zone, like if you're not
used to like role playing your partners all

431
00:27:23.640 --> 00:27:26.359
of a sudden, like let's role
play, Yeah, and you guys are

432
00:27:26.400 --> 00:27:30.640
now like nurse and patient or something, and you have to like stick to

433
00:27:30.799 --> 00:27:36.200
character. It would be weird.
I'm into that. I want to be

434
00:27:36.240 --> 00:27:40.680
the nurse. Of course. Another
headline I saw apparently Emma Stone is like

435
00:27:40.839 --> 00:27:44.559
so obsessed with Jeopardy that she applies
to go on the show every single year

436
00:27:44.920 --> 00:27:48.000
and they've never taken her. She
does celebrity Jeopardy. She doesn't want to

437
00:27:48.000 --> 00:27:51.079
do celebrity Jeopardy. She doesn't want
to get on and compete because she's a

438
00:27:51.079 --> 00:27:53.799
celebrity. She wants to be like
a normal person going on the show trying

439
00:27:53.839 --> 00:27:56.519
to win. Oh, just compete
with the norm Yes, so she need

440
00:27:56.640 --> 00:28:00.599
money, Like, what's going on
Emma her fun? She thinks it's like,

441
00:28:00.000 --> 00:28:02.640
I don't know, it's just one
of her goals, one of her

442
00:28:02.680 --> 00:28:06.160
life goals. She says that she
applies every June to go on the show.

443
00:28:06.880 --> 00:28:08.160
She says they put her on,
producers, are you not doing your

444
00:28:08.240 --> 00:28:11.519
job? I don't know. Hello, you idiots, She says, quote,

445
00:28:11.519 --> 00:28:15.240
you can only take the test once
a year with your email address,

446
00:28:15.279 --> 00:28:18.119
and I've never gotten on the show. I watched it every single night and

447
00:28:18.160 --> 00:28:21.160
I mark down how many answers I
get right. She said, I swear

448
00:28:21.240 --> 00:28:25.240
I could go on the show.
I felt that right before too, and

449
00:28:25.559 --> 00:28:27.400
because some episodes. I don't watch
Jeopardy regularly, but you know in the

450
00:28:27.400 --> 00:28:32.160
past I've watched some and some days
you just like, I'll just smoke all

451
00:28:32.200 --> 00:28:33.240
the questions, and I'm like,
I would have crushed these dudes, like

452
00:28:33.279 --> 00:28:36.920
how do they not know this stuff? And then other culture ones I got

453
00:28:37.119 --> 00:28:41.359
none other time eighteenth century English literature, and I'm just like, I don't

454
00:28:41.359 --> 00:28:44.880
even I've never heard of any of
this stuff you're talking about, and I

455
00:28:45.000 --> 00:28:47.559
just get embarrassed. And that'd be
my luck. I'd finally get on there,

456
00:28:47.680 --> 00:28:51.200
and the categories wouldn't be your favorite
forty nine ers quarterback from the early

457
00:28:51.319 --> 00:28:55.279
nineties. It would be you know, wait, is it true with alog

458
00:28:55.279 --> 00:28:57.400
you or something? It's it true
that they give the contestants like the answers

459
00:28:57.440 --> 00:29:02.960
and it's really just on them to
memorize it. No, I'd be able.

460
00:29:03.000 --> 00:29:06.039
I'd get one hundred out of one
hundred. I have incredible memory skills.

461
00:29:06.240 --> 00:29:07.119
I do too. I don't know
who told me that, but I've

462
00:29:07.160 --> 00:29:11.279
always believed it. I can't remember
people's names, but if I had to

463
00:29:11.279 --> 00:29:14.240
take a test where I had to
memorize five hundred different things, piece of

464
00:29:14.279 --> 00:29:15.440
cake. You do it? Yeah, I think, well, Oh,

465
00:29:15.480 --> 00:29:18.599
my memory sucks. I've got a
tried and true technique. That's why you

466
00:29:18.640 --> 00:29:22.440
said, that's why I dominated school
and bartending. You have to memorize all

467
00:29:22.480 --> 00:29:27.079
those different cauctions. Like I did
very well in school because I can memorize

468
00:29:27.079 --> 00:29:30.720
stuff. Next on the JV Show, I want to see how your dry

469
00:29:30.839 --> 00:29:33.599
January is going, Graham. Okay, fire up here on Maldney for nine,

470
00:29:33.680 --> 00:29:37.480
The JV Show on Wild ninety four
nine. It's Wldney for nine,

471
00:29:37.519 --> 00:29:41.759
the base number one hit music station, The JV Show on MLKJ. Thanks

472
00:29:41.759 --> 00:29:45.880
for hanging out with us. I'm
Selena and I'm Jess Graham. How is

473
00:29:45.960 --> 00:29:51.119
dry January going? It's going good. My version, of course, is

474
00:29:51.119 --> 00:29:53.720
a more damp. It's different.
It's more damp January because weekends, Niner

475
00:29:53.759 --> 00:29:59.640
games and holidays. Today is a
holiday, so I could imbibe in a

476
00:29:59.680 --> 00:30:02.960
little well, you know, beverage
if I wanted to today. I'm not

477
00:30:03.000 --> 00:30:04.839
going in and over the over the
weekend I had, you know, I

478
00:30:04.839 --> 00:30:08.799
had a gloss of wine. So
assuming you said that your wife ordered some

479
00:30:08.880 --> 00:30:12.680
like mocktail stuff, she was going
like real sober, curious, feeling like

480
00:30:12.720 --> 00:30:15.160
actual dridge anuary, like for real, or she's just still drinking on the

481
00:30:15.160 --> 00:30:18.640
weekends. The weekends are exempt also
for her. Wow. But she's like

482
00:30:18.720 --> 00:30:22.279
dal that even farther back than me. And I'm proud of her because that's

483
00:30:22.319 --> 00:30:25.599
not you know, that's a tough
thing to do our kid. You know,

484
00:30:25.680 --> 00:30:29.119
life is stressful, kids stressful.
All the stuff going on right now

485
00:30:29.400 --> 00:30:30.960
is crazy. And sometimes, you
know, you just really want a glass

486
00:30:30.960 --> 00:30:34.839
of wine during the week and she's
gotten rid of that. And so I

487
00:30:34.880 --> 00:30:37.839
don't know if she was actively searching
them out, but Instagram served her with

488
00:30:37.880 --> 00:30:41.720
some like mocktails, you know,
some curious elixir or whatever they were called,

489
00:30:41.960 --> 00:30:44.519
like mocktails, and she's like,
you know what, I'm going to

490
00:30:44.640 --> 00:30:48.160
order those and I'm gonna try drinking
one of those. And so she cracked

491
00:30:48.160 --> 00:30:49.880
those open Friday night. She had
the ice down in the fridge they arrived

492
00:30:49.880 --> 00:30:55.839
the other day, got a glass
out with ice and poured that sucker in

493
00:30:55.880 --> 00:30:57.839
there. And oh, it looked
good, you guys, until you tasted

494
00:30:57.880 --> 00:31:03.960
it really was. It wasn't gross, but it wasn't. It was a

495
00:31:03.200 --> 00:31:07.519
why the hell would I have ordered
this thing? I've been getting a lot

496
00:31:07.559 --> 00:31:10.960
of ads. I don't know if
like my phone's been hearing us talk about

497
00:31:11.000 --> 00:31:14.279
dry January, you know, because
I'd be get inserved all these ads for

498
00:31:14.440 --> 00:31:18.000
like kava drinks, you like order
little packets? Do you like make your

499
00:31:18.000 --> 00:31:21.799
own at home? And what is
this good? I have a buddy that

500
00:31:21.799 --> 00:31:25.319
swears by that stuff, right,
Like, yeah, it's more it's more

501
00:31:25.359 --> 00:31:29.839
herbal. But like the ads that
I'm getting are selling this as like an

502
00:31:29.920 --> 00:31:34.119
alcohol alternative, Like you can drink
it and it gives you, like the

503
00:31:34.359 --> 00:31:40.440
effects of having a buzz with alcohol. Yeah feel oh yeah, you feel

504
00:31:40.480 --> 00:31:42.720
a little buzz, You feel a
little something. That's what it says in

505
00:31:42.759 --> 00:31:47.920
the ad I've gotten those two.
I tried this once. It just made

506
00:31:47.920 --> 00:31:51.680
me sleepy, and the taste wasn't
very good. I would like to try

507
00:31:51.720 --> 00:31:55.440
it again just because I don't know
if it was the type that I had

508
00:31:55.480 --> 00:31:57.559
or something. But it tasted very
like tasted like it had dirt in it.

509
00:31:57.960 --> 00:32:01.279
What's yeah, I think it's very
plenty. I like Herbally, I

510
00:32:01.359 --> 00:32:06.839
like Herbally booze type stuff. Really
like this grim You ever had a shot

511
00:32:06.839 --> 00:32:10.720
a furnet before? What the then? Then you haven't? But Furnett's like

512
00:32:10.960 --> 00:32:14.720
real herbally, you know how if
you ever had to shot a yager before,

513
00:32:14.839 --> 00:32:17.960
Yes, the yeager tastes like black
liquors. Burnett's like, it's not

514
00:32:19.039 --> 00:32:22.000
in that same It's not syrupy and
it's sweet like that. It's more of

515
00:32:22.160 --> 00:32:28.079
like a dry but it comes out
black and it's more like earthy dirt pine

516
00:32:28.160 --> 00:32:31.400
needles taste. Okay, if I
want that, I know that, I

517
00:32:31.480 --> 00:32:35.920
think you hate it. I know
that there's like kava bars to people have

518
00:32:35.960 --> 00:32:38.160
told us about that, and I
want to go to one, oh,

519
00:32:38.240 --> 00:32:44.200
like the actual bar, and people
are like, dude, I'm buzzing so

520
00:32:44.319 --> 00:32:46.359
hard right off. Everyone's like,
dude, you okay to drive home.

521
00:32:46.440 --> 00:32:51.000
I don't know about like twenty kavas. Is that a thing? I don't

522
00:32:51.079 --> 00:32:57.039
canny do iva, dude, officer. I'm just buzzying, but it's kava.

523
00:32:58.200 --> 00:33:00.240
And then they'll be like what is
that? They won't know the Knaps

524
00:33:00.359 --> 00:33:04.440
explain that whole thing, like we
just discussed all over again. Ain't nobody

525
00:33:04.440 --> 00:33:07.640
got time for that? The JV
Show on Wild ninety four nine weldy for

526
00:33:07.720 --> 00:33:12.920
nine on a Monday, Happy MLK
Day, We're the JV Show I'm Selena,

527
00:33:13.039 --> 00:33:15.519
and I'm Jazz, who has something
that we should talk about here.

528
00:33:16.000 --> 00:33:20.720
I'll go okay, ess, okay, you're too late, you lose your

529
00:33:20.720 --> 00:33:23.599
snooze. Be faster next time,
gram Okay. So Matt posted this to

530
00:33:23.680 --> 00:33:27.160
Redda. He said, I live
with my girlfriend and she wants me to

531
00:33:27.200 --> 00:33:30.440
take down the signs that I have
on my wall because she says they're not

532
00:33:31.079 --> 00:33:35.799
fun Shway, what kind of signs
like stop signs and road signs that he

533
00:33:35.839 --> 00:33:37.400
stole with his drunk college buddies.
I only did that one time at you

534
00:33:37.480 --> 00:33:43.680
see, Santa Barbara, What did
you say? Some storm watched beach entry

535
00:33:43.720 --> 00:33:45.880
sign. We were stumbling home from
a party and we thought it'd be funny

536
00:33:45.880 --> 00:33:49.319
to pick it up. Luckily I
wasn't the one carrying at the time when

537
00:33:49.319 --> 00:33:52.119
the cops jumped out of the bushes
and I ran, wow, the cop

538
00:33:52.160 --> 00:33:57.640
and the bush they were. I
don't know next operations, Selena. I

539
00:33:57.640 --> 00:34:00.960
don't know what they did. A
couple I spent the night jail. Oh

540
00:34:00.960 --> 00:34:04.359
my god. Luckily I did not, because I was not the one care

541
00:34:04.920 --> 00:34:09.440
for other reasons, not off that
sign stealing steal signs his government properties.

542
00:34:09.480 --> 00:34:13.119
So did this guy steal signs.
Well, I don't know if he stole

543
00:34:13.159 --> 00:34:16.360
them, but it was indeed a
stop sign and another like intersection sign.

544
00:34:16.719 --> 00:34:22.400
So was there something that you guys
maybe had to get rid of when you

545
00:34:22.440 --> 00:34:27.400
moved in with your significant other or
would you let your significant other keep whatever

546
00:34:27.440 --> 00:34:30.679
it is that they want to keep, even if the street signs after you're

547
00:34:30.719 --> 00:34:36.800
twenty years old, like I think
before that, probably before that on college

548
00:34:36.880 --> 00:34:38.599
like okay, yeah keep that up
in your dorm room. Yeah, but

549
00:34:38.679 --> 00:34:42.079
otherwise I would make yeah, that's
got to go. If I moved into

550
00:34:42.159 --> 00:34:47.719
my man's house and there was just
like like that's coming down asap, Like

551
00:34:47.760 --> 00:34:51.679
that's so stupid. Yeah, I
used to in college. I used to

552
00:34:51.719 --> 00:34:54.719
have his sign on the bathroom.
It was from a national park and said

553
00:34:54.719 --> 00:35:00.800
no dumping. I had that one, and I wouldn't dare put that on

554
00:35:00.800 --> 00:35:06.800
my bathroom door now or even dating, Yeah, no dumping. It was

555
00:35:06.840 --> 00:35:14.440
funny. I wish I could see
like, how like what your place looked

556
00:35:14.480 --> 00:35:17.400
like before before your wife Graham,
because you had we've talked about your like

557
00:35:17.559 --> 00:35:22.840
cardboard dresser, uh that you had, Yes, it was actually the ingenuity

558
00:35:22.880 --> 00:35:27.320
behind you ever designed that thing was
actually pretty good didn't function that. Do

559
00:35:27.360 --> 00:35:30.079
you have like the empty liquor bottles
as decor? You know? My freshman

560
00:35:30.199 --> 00:35:36.480
year, freshman and sophomore year of
college definitely. Why why does everyone go

561
00:35:36.519 --> 00:35:38.199
through that phase? I don't know
why do Yeah, why do we feel

562
00:35:38.239 --> 00:35:43.159
the need to collect collect liquor bottles
like it's trophy? Like remember the time

563
00:35:43.159 --> 00:35:46.719
that we drank that? Like it's
so stupid. It so we've all done

564
00:35:46.760 --> 00:35:50.400
it. It is kind of dumb. Did you actually have like nice sheets

565
00:35:50.440 --> 00:35:52.400
on your bed, a pillow,
any of that. I think I had

566
00:35:52.639 --> 00:35:57.000
decent sheets. Did they get washed
at a regular rate of No, of

567
00:35:57.000 --> 00:35:59.760
course not. But I had a
decent bed, not that it ever got

568
00:35:59.800 --> 00:36:02.559
made either my part. Look,
I had a couple of apartments in San

569
00:36:02.599 --> 00:36:07.199
Francisco, Like I don't think.
I thought they looked pretty good, Like

570
00:36:07.360 --> 00:36:09.840
you know, I thought they were
like fairly well decorated. I mean,

571
00:36:09.880 --> 00:36:13.079
granted, i'd love to see what, you know, if they held up

572
00:36:13.119 --> 00:36:15.960
over if we looked at them now, if we'd be judging, but like

573
00:36:15.039 --> 00:36:19.480
we definitely would. I had pretty
good, like taste, and I had

574
00:36:19.679 --> 00:36:23.000
like a couple of decent pieces of
furniture that after the cardboard addresser. Of

575
00:36:23.000 --> 00:36:25.800
course that you had to fold that
thing together. It was like do an

576
00:36:25.800 --> 00:36:30.360
origami, Like, I don't need
a project here. But it was very

577
00:36:30.360 --> 00:36:34.480
affordable. You could buy it online
or something. It was one of those

578
00:36:34.800 --> 00:36:37.119
some maybe his bed, bath and
beyond. I don't know really, I've

579
00:36:37.119 --> 00:36:40.519
never heard of a cardboard dresser too, Like folded the drawers together and the

580
00:36:40.559 --> 00:36:44.400
thing and then they slid in.
It was a whole thing, and it

581
00:36:44.440 --> 00:36:46.360
was very cheap. It was cheaper
than getting Although I feel like you could

582
00:36:46.519 --> 00:36:50.400
go on craigslist and get a dresser
for free, it's just gonna look like

583
00:36:50.679 --> 00:36:54.400
it's your grandma's. Yeah, I'd
rather go cardboard, yeah really and deal

584
00:36:54.440 --> 00:36:59.679
with the of like having to fold
it in every single day. At least

585
00:36:59.679 --> 00:37:04.159
I know a new cardboard and not
somebody's nasty. That's a good point.

586
00:37:04.599 --> 00:37:07.159
That's a drawer. When I got
my first place, my dad bought me

587
00:37:07.239 --> 00:37:12.280
a table my first like a coffee
table, and had need the dining table

588
00:37:12.960 --> 00:37:15.840
off of craigslist and I was like
thanks, Dad, Like he was like,

589
00:37:15.840 --> 00:37:19.599
it's forty bucks. It's a steal. I'm like, cool, did

590
00:37:19.599 --> 00:37:22.960
you keep it? I had to. I was also poor, so I

591
00:37:22.960 --> 00:37:25.000
had a choice like he needed it. Did you ever get a couch off

592
00:37:25.000 --> 00:37:28.360
of Craigslist? Because I know we
did that one day. I did not.

593
00:37:29.480 --> 00:37:31.119
That's where I draw the line.
I draw the line on that now.

594
00:37:31.280 --> 00:37:35.880
But at the time, like couches
are expensive, they are, and

595
00:37:36.159 --> 00:37:37.800
you give it a little like kind
of steam cleaning. I don't know.

596
00:37:38.199 --> 00:37:43.039
But does it really get rid of
everything? I know not if it's memory

597
00:37:43.039 --> 00:37:47.400
foam. It remembers all the nastiness
that happened on there. And then my

598
00:37:47.440 --> 00:37:52.599
buddy Brian from NAPA, he went
number two on it when he was just

599
00:37:52.679 --> 00:37:55.079
kidding. Number one, No,
he went number one. He went to

600
00:37:55.119 --> 00:38:00.039
bed and call you you're a couch
like and he tried to say that he

601
00:38:00.079 --> 00:38:01.559
was real sweaty and that's why it
was wet like when he had left the

602
00:38:01.559 --> 00:38:05.760
next day and didn't say to anybody, we had to throw that couch out.

603
00:38:07.920 --> 00:38:10.400
It was a number one. Yeah, what's wrong with people? What's

604
00:38:10.440 --> 00:38:15.920
wrong with guys? Yeah, what's
wrong with guys? Do ladies go through

605
00:38:15.000 --> 00:38:20.320
the bed wedding party phase in college? No? I think I've heard of

606
00:38:20.360 --> 00:38:22.039
that happening. I don't know.
I didn't go to college. I didn't

607
00:38:22.079 --> 00:38:27.760
have a I didn't have a party
phase, well not a college one,

608
00:38:27.840 --> 00:38:31.559
so I didn't have a bed wedding
college party phase. I don't know.

609
00:38:31.840 --> 00:38:35.599
I feel like that's does everyone go
through a time in life where they just

610
00:38:37.320 --> 00:38:39.159
I not not everyone, but like, you know, there was a time

611
00:38:39.159 --> 00:38:43.440
in life where I knew people like
that was happening to and or they'd get

612
00:38:43.519 --> 00:38:45.199
up a night and like go in
the closet or something, you know,

613
00:38:45.360 --> 00:38:50.559
or like a potted plant because they
were like no mostly guys, yeah,

614
00:38:50.679 --> 00:38:52.400
yeah, because you could do you
know, the standing up situation. This

615
00:38:52.480 --> 00:38:54.360
is weird. What are we talking
about? I can say this because I

616
00:38:54.400 --> 00:38:59.159
know they're not listening, and I'm
not going to say their names, but

617
00:38:59.239 --> 00:39:06.920
somebody I know knows someone who went
in the dishwasher, which number one,

618
00:39:06.960 --> 00:39:13.840
two or three two year dishwasher?
What did they pull the rack out at

619
00:39:13.880 --> 00:39:17.000
the bottom. There's like a bunch
of plates sitting there. Out of any

620
00:39:17.159 --> 00:39:21.760
place you can pick, you pick
the dish one. Was it in the

621
00:39:21.760 --> 00:39:27.440
little detergent compartment thing? And then
they closed it up. We're moving on

622
00:39:27.800 --> 00:39:30.000
the JV show back I O.
Grahamy, you want to talk about all

623
00:39:30.000 --> 00:39:34.079
the car troubles you have going on? These days. That's coming up the

624
00:39:34.199 --> 00:39:37.199
JV Show on Wild ninety four nine, Wild ninety four nine, It's the

625
00:39:37.320 --> 00:39:42.159
JV Show. Happy MLK Day,
everybody happy hopefully? Have you got to

626
00:39:42.199 --> 00:39:45.039
sleep in and have a three day
weekend and you're not listening to us?

627
00:39:45.519 --> 00:39:46.079
Wait? No, I want you
to be listening to us, but I

628
00:39:46.159 --> 00:39:49.159
want you to have the day off. Also, yeah, who gives a

629
00:39:49.199 --> 00:39:52.639
fart? You get today off.
You can accomplish both things on the iHeartRadio

630
00:39:52.639 --> 00:39:55.880
app podcast. Yeah podcast, Oh
there you go a podcast? Got a

631
00:39:55.880 --> 00:40:00.119
podcast, es Selena in twenty twenty
four. You know new year, knew

632
00:40:00.239 --> 00:40:07.280
you. I think the new me
might involve a new car. Oh,

633
00:40:07.159 --> 00:40:10.239
a lot of car trouble. For
those who don't know about Graham's car situation,

634
00:40:10.360 --> 00:40:14.400
he has a car from the eighties. It's not from me, from

635
00:40:14.480 --> 00:40:17.159
two thousand and one. His wife
has the exact same car, not the

636
00:40:17.360 --> 00:40:22.320
exact same two thousand and two.
Oh my god. And we took him

637
00:40:22.639 --> 00:40:24.239
in to get service, well,
I took my wife's sading was starting kind

638
00:40:24.239 --> 00:40:27.440
of rough and rumble a little bit
and then it run just fine. Long

639
00:40:27.440 --> 00:40:30.760
story short, the head gaskets leaking
in this thing, and one cylinder's cracked

640
00:40:30.880 --> 00:40:35.119
the thing and look. Initially I
was like, we don't. The repairs

641
00:40:35.119 --> 00:40:37.440
are going to cost more than the
car's worth. Why are we doing this.

642
00:40:37.559 --> 00:40:39.239
My wife's like, let's just fix
it because the car has no value

643
00:40:39.239 --> 00:40:40.840
if we don't fix it, and
blah blah blah. I was like,

644
00:40:40.880 --> 00:40:44.039
yeah, okay, fine, let's
get it fixed, drive it for a

645
00:40:44.039 --> 00:40:45.159
little while longer, and then it's
time to shop for a new car.

646
00:40:45.280 --> 00:40:47.880
Yes, well, of course,
we give him the green light to start

647
00:40:47.920 --> 00:40:51.880
fixing stuff. Then they keep finding
more stuff that's wrong. Now I'm in

648
00:40:51.920 --> 00:40:54.119
this. I don't even have the
car back yet. It's been gone since

649
00:40:54.159 --> 00:40:58.559
before Christmas, Like, it's been
gone for weeks. It's not even done

650
00:40:58.599 --> 00:41:01.000
yet. And when I do get
it back, I'm going to be like

651
00:41:01.199 --> 00:41:05.800
probably in it for the repair more
than double what the stupid car is worth.

652
00:41:05.800 --> 00:41:07.440
At this point, you just call
it off at some point. Yeah,

653
00:41:07.440 --> 00:41:10.360
but then I'm gonna have put a
bunch of mone I'm gonna put thousands

654
00:41:10.400 --> 00:41:14.559
of dollars in and have a car
that doesn't even run like where. So

655
00:41:14.639 --> 00:41:16.639
now I'm pop committed. I have
to go through with it. They got

656
00:41:16.679 --> 00:41:20.559
me by the you know what's and
now I have to pay. But the

657
00:41:20.559 --> 00:41:24.159
what's you know, nostrils? No? Ears, uh huh, the teeth

658
00:41:24.440 --> 00:41:28.920
no, the Pepperoni's no, not
those, but that could hurt. They

659
00:41:28.960 --> 00:41:32.000
got you by the you know,
you know what's anyways, So now I

660
00:41:32.000 --> 00:41:35.800
don't know what to do. But
anyway, hopefully we get this car back

661
00:41:35.840 --> 00:41:38.360
soon. So there's that. Then
listen to this, Lena. So I

662
00:41:38.400 --> 00:41:43.079
borrowed my dad's. He's got this
super old work truck. It's like a

663
00:41:43.159 --> 00:41:46.280
nineteen ninety four. Oh my god, how are you guys on these little

664
00:41:46.320 --> 00:41:50.639
toilet trucks? Stony? It has
lumber racks and so, like, you

665
00:41:50.639 --> 00:41:52.960
know, we're building the house.
I need to get lumber and stuff.

666
00:41:52.000 --> 00:41:55.599
So perfect I'll drive this dude.
It's the junker of all junkers. Okay,

667
00:41:55.639 --> 00:41:58.920
it's a stick shift. You still
have to roll down the window.

668
00:41:59.000 --> 00:42:01.159
That barely worths what you have to
actually manually roll down the window. It's

669
00:42:01.159 --> 00:42:04.639
one of those things. It's kind
of fun driving a stick shift to get

670
00:42:04.639 --> 00:42:06.599
you. Have your kids been in
that car, like, have they seen?

671
00:42:06.840 --> 00:42:08.280
They've seen it, but they can't
ride in it because I can't put

672
00:42:08.480 --> 00:42:13.440
car seats in it safely, at
least I don't think you can anyway.

673
00:42:13.599 --> 00:42:16.760
Okay. So the other day I
go to start it and I start driving

674
00:42:16.800 --> 00:42:20.559
because I'm gonna go to home deepot
and pick up some some lumber, and

675
00:42:21.199 --> 00:42:23.880
the accelerator just like I let my
foot off the gas and it just stays

676
00:42:23.920 --> 00:42:27.239
at the same I'm driving down the
road. It just stays at the same

677
00:42:27.320 --> 00:42:30.639
speed. It's like it's accelerating and
I'm going faster and faster. So you

678
00:42:30.679 --> 00:42:32.840
get on a stick shift. You
can put the clutch in, you know,

679
00:42:32.960 --> 00:42:37.719
to to slow down, and but
the engine stays fully rebped. I'm

680
00:42:37.719 --> 00:42:39.920
like, okay, this is not
safe. I better turn around and go

681
00:42:39.960 --> 00:42:44.320
back. So I like make it
back, pull in at like full rev.

682
00:42:44.360 --> 00:42:46.559
It's like, you know, and
I'm going like five miles an hour.

683
00:42:46.880 --> 00:42:51.280
What how did you unstick it?
I didn't stay stuck the whole way.

684
00:42:51.320 --> 00:42:52.400
You just had to have to let
the clutch in it out, and

685
00:42:52.480 --> 00:42:57.119
like I got back and uh so
I was like, oh oh, I

686
00:42:57.159 --> 00:42:59.280
put it off for a few months, like I got to get that fixed,

687
00:42:59.280 --> 00:43:00.920
but I don't have money to get
the stupid truck fix. Finally get

688
00:43:00.920 --> 00:43:06.719
it towed in to get serviced.
Selena what they found inside this thing because

689
00:43:06.719 --> 00:43:08.000
I'd looked under the hood before,
like I can't see what's going on,

690
00:43:08.079 --> 00:43:12.239
and i'd like played with the accelerator
and like it like I don't know,

691
00:43:12.239 --> 00:43:15.719
I couldn't figure it out. Okay, these guys send me a picture from

692
00:43:15.760 --> 00:43:21.199
the shop the other day, and
what they found was set some mice or

693
00:43:21.480 --> 00:43:23.960
rats or I don't know what.
Some critters had gotten in there. And

694
00:43:24.000 --> 00:43:27.800
look, I looked on the hood. There's no sign of any critters anywhere.

695
00:43:27.800 --> 00:43:30.119
But they had gone in through the
air filter, chewed through there,

696
00:43:30.400 --> 00:43:32.840
and then they'd started making their home
back there. They'd brought in like one

697
00:43:32.960 --> 00:43:38.719
hundred hundred acorns and all kinds of
other stuff. It's inside the engine.

698
00:43:38.800 --> 00:43:42.320
So they're like when you hit the
gas, all the acorns, all the

699
00:43:42.320 --> 00:43:45.199
stuff got sucked farther back in there, and then that's why pinned the accelerate,

700
00:43:45.239 --> 00:43:47.360
you know, like then the accelerat
is just going full thrown up.

701
00:43:47.639 --> 00:43:51.320
Got They sent me this thing they
were holding like a big tray of the

702
00:43:51.320 --> 00:43:55.360
bucket and it's just all filled with
acorns and like yarn and all sorts of

703
00:43:55.400 --> 00:43:58.639
other bits and things. They were
making quite the house in there. It

704
00:43:58.760 --> 00:44:00.119
was a really impressive house. Was
the car, was it, because the

705
00:44:00.119 --> 00:44:02.400
truck was just like sitting for a
long time. Yeah, it was like

706
00:44:02.519 --> 00:44:06.199
sitting. It was like sitting in
a field for a long time because I

707
00:44:06.199 --> 00:44:08.400
couldn't run, you know, I
didn't. I wasn't driving it very much.

708
00:44:09.039 --> 00:44:13.760
And they set up a whole city
inside there. They never did say

709
00:44:13.800 --> 00:44:16.199
if they found a live critter in
there or not. No, I wonder

710
00:44:16.239 --> 00:44:21.519
if one of those got sucked off
in there anyway. So then I had

711
00:44:21.519 --> 00:44:22.880
to pay money to get that stupid
thing. Face, it takes a while

712
00:44:22.880 --> 00:44:27.639
to clean out that many air acorns
from the inside of an engine. Dude,

713
00:44:27.639 --> 00:44:29.320
I can't catch a break. Can
I just get a new car?

714
00:44:29.320 --> 00:44:30.760
You need hit the lottery or something? I know. Do we have any

715
00:44:30.800 --> 00:44:35.280
car sponsors that want to give me
a car? Anyone you know? I

716
00:44:35.280 --> 00:44:38.239
have area, I have Ford car, want to give me a car?

717
00:44:38.280 --> 00:44:42.119
Sorry? No, I named my
own son for it. Come on you

718
00:44:42.159 --> 00:44:44.239
did, but nope, Sorry,
dang it.

