His face is so squinty, I know, and like huffy at the same
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all he's just so yeah, fists form. Not that we can jone violence
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this happens. But please understand that we have so many different places that we're
streaming to and different ways for people to send us, like tips and superstickers
and whatnot, it's very easy for us to miss some We hate when it
happens, and we always try to make up for it. So I do
have screenshots to share of some that we missed yesterday, but I do not
have screenshots of whoever sent us a tip on locals. I don't even know
who it was. I saw it at the very end and I tried to
grab it and then it disappeared. So I thank you to whoever that was
that sent a tip on locals yesterday, and thank you for the Venmo to
lur Masumuro and Kelly Wiseman who both sent Venmo, and I missed both of
those. And so that's because that's a whole other thing. Like when Venmo
comes, I got to look at my phone. It's just a lot of
places to look, you guys, And so that's I just want to make
sure that you know that we do so appreciate it. Just see like like
gay gay Olsen OBErs Slinsky, I have such a hard time with her name
sometow your name is hard. She just sent a venmo saying, just because
I love you gals and get to see you in about twenty five days,
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Alexandra, thank you, she says, good morning and happy horse shorts season
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I'm coming. Never saw the email, but that is a constant problem for
my emails. Well that's no good. Check your spam. But again,
you don't need to reply unless you are not coming. That's what I'm trying
to track is the folks that can no longer come. Vixen Cowboy one twenty
seven, thank you very much, and Aaron Powers, Thank you. Aaron
says it's inappropriate to make a dad joke if you're not a dad. It's
a faux paw pa. Get it, you SERI what you did there was
a really good one. We get it, Aaron, We get that one.
Oh. Suki over on Locals, thank you. She says more than
five one hundred illegal aliens registered to vote in DC council elections Tuesday, despite
House reckoning. Yeah, we're gonna be talking about that because if you if
you look at something like a PolitiFact, they'll be like, oh gosh,
you know, illegals can't vote. My god, they're not voting it.
It's just ridiculous. With the GOP and people like on the writer saying it's
just not true. Oh beg miss do all Okay, it's not false.
It's happening, and of course it is all by design. And yeah,
we're gonna get to some border stuff because you know, Biden made his big
announcement yesterday. But as promised, here are the screenshots I grabbed from the
ones that we missed yesterday. They came from Douchellias, Shannon Parker, and
Jessica Simon, and so they relate to topics that we covered yesterday, and
unfortunately I missed them and I'm very very very very sorry that I did that.
But here they are, and so I wanted to make sure to thank
everybody for those. Thank you guys Hunter's Hunter writings. You know, trial
is underway, and I guess there was some hullabaloo yesterday outside the courtroom because
Hunter Biden's wife, who you see pictured here, saw an ex Trump aid
and like went after this guy, calling him a Nazi piece of you know,
this was like a piece of sh Yeah, this was like during a
break and so this was she seems nice. You're you're married to Hunter Biden,
right, like maybe like simmer down lady and put pointy fingers at other
people. When you're married to Hunter Biden? Have you seen him? Have
you seen the tape? We've seen a lot of him that we don't want
to see more than we want a lot, Like maybe you should. Wow,
what a class act this brought is? Right, Like, sit down.
You're married to Hunter Biden, like he his dead brother's wife. Maybe
she's not the best judge of character. Maybe not. Yeah. And then
here's an interesting little factoid that I just wanted to share because I thought it
was so so fascinating. So someone posted the Latin America politics are wild because
Mexico now has a Jewish pro Palestinian president, that woman Claudia that we talked
about the other day, while El Salvador has a Palestinian pro Israel president.
My bizar, it's the heads exploding, right, what, Yeah, it's
okay, dogs and cats living together. It's just wild, wild, wild
times. And then yesterday we mentioned that Marjorie Taylor Green had brought up the
whole beagle thing during her tirade against Fauci in that hearing. And then look
at this. Yesterday this company called en Vigo RMS, the company that bred
beagles for doctor Fauci were they were fined thirty five million dollars for animal cruelty,
which this involved four thousand beagles at a Virginia facility. And I just
thought, wow, okay, so that timing is really interesting. And then
I did some digging and I was like, holy crap, this company is
what it's the company I used to work for. Essentially, there's been a
lot of buyouts of the company that I used to work for. I worked
for Harlan Life Sciences back in the way day, and there have been a
bunch of like purchases and mergers and all kinds of stuff, and essentially I
worked for this company. Oh my god. That's ra isn't it. Now.
This was obviously back in like twenty ten something like that. What did
I do twenty thirteen? I don't even remember. It was a long time.
I'm surprised you didn't go running through the halls and just like releasing beagles.
Well, I worked in an office building and nowhere near any kind of
laboratory. But I'm joking. I'm joking. Also, just the side note,
every time that you show now, every time that you show the ref
Greens package, I look at the beagle and I think of doctor Faci,
right, because there's a beagle, my friend, and he's just your tweet
and I had one growing up and his name was Sam. It's so precious,
so completely precious. Melissa bland On Venmo, Thank you, she says,
what do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto? Oh
god, it's really good, A good one. Thank you, Alexandra,
she says, what did the duck say when it bought chapstick? Put it
on my bill? These are good? Yeah, these are really good.
Let other people handle that. Why do we even bother? Everybody else is
so much better? Exactly? Oh my gosh. Okay. Then another story
that happened yesterday. It was very much of interest. This is in ilhan
Omar's neck of the wood, and Charlie Kirk describes the story. So would
you like to read that because it's a lot. Okay, you realize that
I have a new prescription for my glasses and I don't have them yet,
So if I screw this up, just I'm gonna do it. But this
is really this is really small. Here we go. Okay, all right,
hold bear with me, you guys. During COVID, the federal government
doled out money to provide free meals children. It was COVID, so the
government decided to abandon any pretense of preventing fraud, and plenty of people noticed
immediately. In Minnesota, members of the Somali community built one of the largest
fraud operations in US history. They fabricated, fabricated, ludicrously fake callies of
prepared meals, then pocketed two hundred and fifty million dollars in taxpayer cash.
My god, right, millions of which went overseas to Somalia. Oh my
gosh. Eighty percent of the money was never recovered. Oh. Now,
the perpetrators are on trial, and one juror had one hundred and twenty thousand
dollars in cash dropped at her door with more promises if she voted to acquit.
Oh my god. The defense meanwhile, is hiring college professor's toe lecture.
That's gaming the government and sending suitcases full of cash abroad is a part
of Somali culture, and trying to stop them is of course ariesis okay In
the twentieth century Minnesotas if I'm sorry. In the twentieth century, Minnesota's were
famous for their upright morals and civic mindedness. Their stereotype in the twenty first
century is becoming something else entirely. It's extraordinary the story. And here's a
picture of the people in question. So this is the group that stole two
hundred and fifty million million plus away from kids. They stole it from a
childhood nutrition program. Oh my god. And then the jurors obviously their names
have been leaked, right, I mean, because if they're starting to get
offers of cash, that's terrifying, by the way, right, And then
did you see the last sentence of that import the third world become? There
is no truer sentence, right, I mean, it's just amazing. So
this guy was said, just like in the George Floyd trial, the jury
is now afraid for their lives because someone on the defense leaked to their names
and home addresses. So what should happen is that they should declare a mistrial
and revoke the bonds of every single defendant in every pending case, because the
judge needs to send a very crystal clear message this is just outrageous, and
every single one of those people needs to go back from whence they came,
right, Yeah, I just like it's unbelievable. I know, I saw
that story and I was just getting so into the weeds about it. But
because I and and and to say that, well, it's COVID, so
we're not going to pay attention to fraud. What the hell federal government?
I mean, and then you and then they just want to take more and
more and more of our money. Yeah, because they keep losing it.
Hm, oh my god, it doesn't matter because we just keep giving them
money. Yeah, they we just It's like yesterday I was looking at like
that, I was reading about the twenty seventh Amendment and stuff like that and
how Congress just continues to give themselves raises and when that started and how they
just I mean, they can do that and then they just keep taking money
from us and it never ends. Like it's just because so much, like
we're gonna be talking about it today, there's so much corruption and government and
we've allowed it. We've just allowed and it's we're swimming in it. You
guys were drowning in corruption at this point. Yeah, it's about I know,
I'm trying to be positive, but I'm just not feeling very positive today
about all the corruption. Okay, somebody tell a dad joke. Okay,
Alexandra just did. She says, what did the outpaka say to his date?
Want to go on a picnic? I'll pack a lunch. That was
good? That was good? Like, oh my god, those are my
absolute favorite favorite. All right, let's talk about what Biden did yesterday.
He made a big fat announcement that he is going to he's going to use
executive orders, which he has been saying forever that he can't do, to
try to curb some of the illegal immigration. Now why would you think he
would be doing that right now? Oh gee, I don't know. We're
five months out raw an election. They really think that the people in this
country are stupid? Yeah, they do. They absolutely remarkable, isn't it.
So he got up on the podium to talk about it and to make
his announcement. And here's just a tiny little piece of it. I've come
here today to do what the Republics in Congress refused to do, take the
necessary steps secure our border. Four months ago, after weeks of intense negotiation
between my staff and Democrats Republicans, we came to a clear bipartisan deal.
It was the strongest border security agreement in decades. What an asshole. So
he could have all the stuff that he's doing right now he could have done
three years ago. Yeah, he didn't have to undo everything that Trump did.
Anybody with half a brain cell knows this. And he's like freaking out
and scrambling at the last minute, five months before an election to try to
go, oh god, I'm doing something about the border. You could have
done this three years ago, dude, and you chose not to. And
what he's doing is really not particularly helpful. And then for him to blame
Republicans is utterly ridiculous. It's as if HR two never existed, which,
of course Byron Donald's pointed out that has been sitting on Chuck Schumer's desk,
passed by the House for three hundred and ninety days. It is the only
border bill that has ever passed, because the Senate bill didn't. And so,
as he says, Biden broke our border on purpose with ninety four separate
actions, and now we are overrun. It doesn't matter how much the guests,
like normal people, understand exactly what happened. Exactly what happened. So
here's a little bit more from Biden talking about how this sorts out this impact
the asylum seekers specifically, and how he's going to fix that, which he's
not fixing today. I'm announcing actions to bar migrants who cross our southern border
unlawfully from receiving asylum. Migrants will be restricted from receiving asylum at our southern
border unless they seek it after entering through an established, lawful process. And
those who see come to the United States legally, for example, I'm making
an appointment and coming to a port of entry, asylum will still be available
to them, still available. You're three years too late. My god,
you're too late, dude. I mean, it's like, and they're not
migrants, they're illegal right. So now he's saying, okay, well,
now if we reach a certain threshold, if you're coming illegally, then you
have to come through the port. Well, if you're trying to come illegally,
you have to change course, come through the port of entry, and
then you'll be considered an asyl lee, which really does nothing. It does
not help anything. As Bill Mallusion points out in a very long tweet.
He also talks about the fact that when because you know, Bill Allusion with
the fabulous hair is at the border every single day, all day, all
the time, and he is talking to these crossers when they're getting checked in,
and sometimes when they're not, sometimes when they're just walking across and not
being checked in at all. He's he's showing us videos and them taking selfies
because they're proud of the fact that they can cross the border and there are
no consequences at all, and they know this. And that's the other point
that Bill makes in this video when he was responding to what Biden just did,
which is again nothing. The bottom line is the Biden administration has to
change the feel down here at the border right now. All these people are
coming in with no fear of removal, no fear of deportation. If we
can pull up this video I shot early this morning. This was like two
am out here right where I'm standing in Hakumba. This is part of a
group of a few hundred that crossed illegally here. I watched them as they
walk to this border wall right behind me and started posing for selfies and pictures
in front of our border wall, as if it's like a tourist attraction and
a great background for their TikTok or Instagram photos. It was just remarkable to
see that there really is. Some of them just think it's kind of like
a joke, Like we ask them, you know this is illegal, right,
and they giggle and they laugh at us. Yeah we know it is
a you don't care, and they go they shrug and they smile. They
are not worried about being sent back to where they came from. It is
a complete joke. It's a joke to Democrats. They don't care about our
border, they don't care about border security. Joe Biden absolutely doesn't. And
then they'll get in and then we'll pay for them at some swang hotel in
New York City. Yeah, there's like I can't even remember how many the
number of hotels that are just used now for these illegals. I could not
believe it. Staggering. It's yeah, and we're paying for that. And
meanwhile, there are vets, there are kids in this country that are homeless.
I mean, it's it's disgusting, you guys, what's happening? And
so yeah, they're taunting us. These people are like what is that number?
That fifteen hundred, Like how what is that arbitrary bull crap? Why
is it? I don't even understand, like Majorcis was doing the round just
to can't stand his stupid face. But he's doing the rounds and he's like
the fifteen hundred, and we're letting that in and then like that, then
we close the spigot after that. I don't I don't get it. If
you're illegal, you're illegal. You don't get to come in here. If
you're illegal, you find a port of entry. If you're trying to seek
asylum, which these people are not right, they're just not They're just trying
to get in to get free crap. I mean, let's just get real.
So I don't get the number, Like once you get past a certain
number, what does that even mean? They're just making crap up as they
go along to break the law. It makes no sense. It absolutely does
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out there and cook, all right. Speaker Johnson wanted to weigh in about
Biden's order yesterday, and here's what he said in twenty six days ago today
that Joe Biden said, quote, I've done all I can do. He
was asked about why he wouldn't use his executive extensive executive authority to address the
border catastrophe that he himself created. And one hundred and twenty six days ago,
he looked into the cameras and said, I'm out of options. I've
done all I can do. He tried to convince us all for all this
time that there was no way he could possibly fix the mess. Remember that
he engineered it, when Congressman Siscomoni said, a few moments ago, he
began this on the day he took office, over three and a half years
ago. He walked into the Oval office and he started issue in executive orders,
dozens of them. We counted sixty four specific executive actions that President Biden
and Secretary of Mayork has took to open that border wide. They did it
intentionally. They engineered the open border. There's no question about it. Yeah,
they did he's absolutely right, one hundred percent. Okay, now that
he's saying that, do something about it, and he mean this is doing
something. Come on, right, I mean I appreciate him getting up and
saying something, but now do something, do something like all the Republicans need
to do something like grab a like fine, he did, the House already
did. It's the Senate that's not just I know they need to like get
some balls and do something. They won't until we actually have the Senate,
which we need, which is why, once again, you don't want to
necessarily pooh pooh a Republican, as distasteful as he might be, just because
you don't like him you're voting. Don't let Democrats be in the Senate.
Okay, do whatever you can to get Republicans into the Senate. Agree,
there are a lot there's you know, Biden tries to pretend as though he
didn't undo a whole bunch of Trump's executive orders that actually helped secure the border.
He tries to pretend like, oh, you know, I didn't do
I didn't do anything to make things worse, when everybody knows exactly what he
did. And here's a little flashback from mayorcis talking about I mean actually bragging
about how much of Trump's secure border they undid like to understand from you what
Trump era immigration policies have been banned, ended, reversed and if any investigations
are underway by you. So we have rescinded so many Trump immigration policies it
would take so much time to list them. There you go, yeah,
basically like all of them. Yeah, right, And they were proud of
it, and now all of a Suddeny're like, wait, we didn't do
that. It's so funny how video lives forever. You forget that, they
forget Yeah, you did that. You guys screwed it up. And now
five months before the election, they're like, we're going to try to fix
it. Lori Glass, thank you very much for the supersticker. Appreciate that.
Speaking of flashbacks, remember when Joe Biden was asked back in twenty twenty
about, you know, what he was going to do at the border and
if what he was planning to do could actually make things worse. Remember what
he said, every executive order this president has issues relating to the border and
relating to dealing with the Hispanic community is going to be pulled back. We're
not going to be fooling with that want that we start a brand new border
crisis. I mean, what would you do with all those people in camps
now waiting in Mexico. It will if we don't do it well. So
you just proved our proved our point. You didn't do it well. You
can't do anything well because you're you're a complete disgrace, the pathetic loser.
So you're a failure. And there you go. You just proved our point.
And this uh tweet from the food summarized exactly how this went down so
well, So Biden Andrew's office. He reverses Trump's orders immediately. The border
quickly goes to shit. House Republicans pass good legislation to secure it, and
HR two Schumer sits on it. Border is still going to shit. Senate
then legislates the Border Act that doesn't secure the border, so it goes nowhere.
Biden Democrats blame Trump for it going nowhere. Border continues to go to
shit, Biden's approval continues to tank. Biden finally passes this lame bill that
he did or not the lame eo that he did yesterday, hoping that we'll
be dumb enough to think that he actually did something. He blames Trump for
the mess at the border, and then craps himself, leaving the press with
the end the end. That's exactly what happened, precisely. I thought that
was such a good rundown, really good synopsis, very very good synopsis.
And they've got some reason to worry. And that is because, according to
that geeky data guy on CNN, this topic of immigration is super important to
people, and it is more and more border security will help him with his
reelection chances. And how does that play. Cen AND's Harry Eton has been
looking in the numbers. How important. Remind folks how important this issue is
for voters. It's tremendously important. What a difference from where we were four
years ago at this point, so immigration is the nation's top problem. Back
in May of twenty twenty, it was just one percent of voters who said
that it ranked fifteenth on the list of most important problems in the United States.
Look at where we are today. May of twenty twenty four, the
last poll conducted by GALP, It's up to eighteen percent. So that's eighteen
times as high and more than that, it ranks is the second most important
problem, So we've gone from fifteenth to second. So to me, it's
not a huge surprise that President Biden is doing what he's doing, because the
fact is immigration is at the top of the mind for the American voter.
Sometimes my next question depends on how the question is asked. But who do
people trust? Who do voters trust more own this issue? Yeah, no
matter how you phrase it, you will see that more voters today trust former
President Trump over President Biden. But the margins can change depending on how it
is. So this is a better job on border security and immigration, which
tends to be one of former President Trump's best questions. But I think the
key thing here, Kate to look at is the timeline and look at the
trend line here, because back in June of twenty twenty, Biden was actually
trusted more on the question of border security and immigration by a single point.
Look at where we are in May of twenty twenty. My goodness, gracious,
look at this huge jump that Donald Trump has gotten. He is now
ahead on this issue by twenty seven percentage points. So it's not just that
immigration is more at the top of voters minds than it was four years ago.
It's that who they trust in the issue has tanged tremendously. Yeah,
Oh, I wonder why all those women in Martha's Vineyard are like, Oh,
we're starting to get Hispanics here. You're unsavory. Yeah, we can't
have that, we can't. Yeah, listen, if you ask, if
you ask Hispanic people that came here legally, they don't want this. No,
they don't want illegal immigrants coming into our country. They don't want it
because they're like, this is stupid. What are you doing. We came
here legally. If you ask anybody they came here legally, they're like,
this is the dumbest thing, Like what did slap in the face it is
to people that came here legally, it's a total slap in the face.
They're pissed off about it because they're like, we did this legally. Now
all these people are coming in you don't even know it'scrossing the border. When
it comes to terror, they're talking about terrorists that they know of that are
already in the country. Those are the people that we know of. Think
of the people that we don't know that are criminals that have come across the
border with disease. Look at all the stuff that they made us do during
COVID and then they're like, come on in, we don't care if you
have diseases. I mean, the way that they treated American citizens and then
the way that they treat these illegals. There's such a dichotomy. It should
piss every American citizen off because we're paying for them. We're paying for these
people to be treated so much better than we're treated. That should piss everybody
off. It should liberal or conservative. It should. I don't know that
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sh Alexandra, Thank you. She says, I'm visiting my dad in Seattle
for Father's Day and he wants my sister and I to cook steak for him.
He's usually difficult to shop for. So it's nice that we can meet
in the middle. I see what she did there. I see what she
did there and see Douglas, thank you. Ce Douglas says, I just
watched a segment on the way Australia does their border crossing. They are interrogated
if they don't make sense back they go for items that might cause agricultural damage.
They can actually be strip searched. See other countries know how do this?
And no one looks at Australia says they're racing right. They don't do
that. This is the thing. And Iceland's another one too. They just
won't let you. And if you don't, if you're not like a doctor
or somebody that's you know, going to contribute to society and make a huge
difference and elevate them in some way. If you make it, you don't
have you have to make a certain amount of money to get in. I
mean, they are really super strict in places like I mean, it's why
is it that people aren't pointing figures at them and saying you're raisedist, you're
not right. I mean, we just are like why does everybody just assume
that we have to let everybody? I mean, I guess it's because we
teach people, you know that like this is how we treat you. And
there are so many administrations that have been like, okay, we'll come on
in, so you know, you can just walk all over us, and
so people just expect it, and they expect the handouts because we've given up
the handouts. But make it stop. I know we can't, we can't
do it. You guys may have seen that Joe Biden was recently interviewed for
Time magazine, and the transcript is totally available for you to consume. It's
a disaster. Okay, so let's just kick it off with one of the
more hilarious things that came out of the interview, which was this quote about
his age. So he was asked, you know, you're eighty one.
You're going to be eighty six by the time you leave office. There's a
whole bunch of people, Democrats included, who think you're too old for the
job. Could you really do this job as an eighty five year old man?
And he said, and I quote, I can do it better than
anybody. You know, you're looking to me, I can take you too.
Oh my god, that's what he actually said. Eighty six the interviewer
and just the A I mean, just hearing that out loud, what are
we doing? Oh my god? It gets so much better. So then
Jake Tapper had the interviewer on his show to ask him, did he really
like challenge you to a duel? Essentially? So here is the interviewer about
that and about Biden's just state of mind in general. Did he like threaten
to take you on? Did I read that great? A lighthearted moment in
the interview was quite funny. Actually, okay, I was certainly not expecting
that response, but it was funny. Well for the record, I mean
you think you could think her. You don't have to answer that. I'm
just hiding. Let's move on. Let's start President Biden brushing off any concerns
about his age. How did he seem to you? I mean he appears
very much as he appears on TV. He is older than when he started
in office. Visible if you just look side by side on the tape.
The transcript is a good place for people to go to assess that, you
know, he was. We describe it in the piece as well. There's
some sort of color description of how he appeared in there when it came up.
Did you get the sense that he takes the concerns about his age from
according to Poles, a majority of the American people, including Democrats. Seriously.
Yeah, he didn't pause when we asked him about it. He came
back pretty fast. I think, you know, to some degree that may
be a stock answer. I didn't get the sense that he was troubled by
it, but oh my god, you could tell he was like he is
older than dirt. He just was trying to be polite and yeah, Yi,
but you can tell that he's troubled by it. Well he should know.
Massimo was troubled by that. You can tell it was just like he's
freaking old Jake. Yeah, like sold like visibly and the colored language that
they used wash was pretty specific. You can see it right here. This
is from the interview, it said. Time magazine noted that the president appeared
to confuse Putin with Jijinping. How he also, I know, but he
also added that there would be a billion people in Africa in the coming years,
even though there's already well above that. He talked about deforestation in the
Amazon in South America, before going on to say that the situation was the
reason that his administration was installing solar infrastructure in Africa. Like he just doesn't
know what means talking about ever. I confuse Russians with Chinese people all the
time, doesn't everybody? Everybody does that? Right? Oh my god,
I know. It's just amazing. And then there was a moment yesterday and
I don't know like where he was speaking, but Jill Biden was like right
by his side, and his brain started to break and you could the look
on her face when this is happening is like she's like, oh my god.
And then he kind of says anyway, and he starts to go in
a different direction and you can see the relief. So watch Jill in this
very very short clip, because it's pretty it's pretty amazing. Oh that's not
it. That's not it. Do you have it? Yes, it's it's
towards end. Okay, I'm sorry, we'll get to it. We'll get
to it. Because all right. So the clip that's actually next is of
Representative Biggs at the Merrick Garland here yesterday. And the reason that I'm putting
it in this order is because This refers back to Special counsel hers report about
the reason that they didn't prosecute Biden being that he appeared as an old,
elderly, kind hearted whatever, and that a jury would have sympathy for him.
Remember mm hmm, yeah, I do remember. So the hearing was
about, hey, how come you won't release the audio of that so we
can hear how completely borked the president is for ourselves, and so Representative Biggs
was talking about that and literally laughs in Merrick Garland's face when he gives the
rationale. It's such a great moment, Like just the attitude buttament from this.
He said, he basically says here that he found mister Biden to be
sympathetic and here he is a well meaning elderly man with a poor memory God,
and so he made a prosecutorial decision that he wasn't going to prosecute.
Are you going to dispute that? You're not disputing that, are you mister
HER's report? Okay, you're let's say it stands on his own. Okay,
so it stands on no, because you don't. You're not intent on
answering. You want to be non responsive, you want to fillibus like to
answer your question, do you dispute that? So let's just face it.
Mister Biden has not been prosecuted. Correct, That's correct. And the rationale
given by mister Hurd is because he was a sympatheticale meaning elderly man with a
poor memory, and he thought the jury would have sympathy towards mister Biden.
It was one of a long list of reasons that mister Hurr gave for his
decision. Give me one more reason he found him that. I don't want
to get into a discussion about this, but I will say one of them
was that the president was called completely cooperative in this manner that malleable. That's
the reason. Huh okay, Right, Listen, they won't release the audio
because it'll influence people because and I personally, I won't speak for anybody else,
but I personally believe that they manipulated the transcripts. They did. They
openly admitted it. Right, it's it's and it's and but they but to
what extent you know what I mean? It's like we'll never know because we
don't have the audio. So they don't want to admit that they manipulated them
so hard, you know, what I mean, like, I just you
guys, it's crazy. Why won't they just release the audio? Why can't
we see that? Why can't we hear the audio? Why can't we do
that? Well? And then I saw on Twitter yesterday somebody posted, you
know, part of the audio has been leaked, and then they have the
section of the transcript as well as audio of Biden, like literally going word
for word of the transcript, so it seems really legit, but there was
no citation, there was no explanation about how it had been leaked, So
I have no idea if that was AI generated or what. And that's another
thing that Garland should be considering the fact that people can create fake AI versions
of that transcript, where instead if they released it on the White House official
page, there would be no question people would know this is the official transcript
and anything else that somebody tries to create is not real. Even they won't
do it even then, do we know. I mean, it's like they
just don't want us to hear this guy uncensored, because when he is uncensored,
he's a complete and utter disaster, and I think they just want to
protect him at all costs. Then they've done that for years, that's all
they do. I mean, the DJ has done nothing but protect him and
his family. We've seen it time and time again. So I don't even
know if they release something, would I believe it At this point, I
don't even know if I believe the White House putting something out there. I
wouldn't don't. I don't know. Maybe you guys would, but I don't
know. It was pretty interesting to listen to it because if it was AI,
it was amazing AI because it literally followed the transcript word for word,
and so I was like, this is and it sounded all like he sounded
completely confused and ancient, right, yeah, which is which is precisely why
they didn't. They don't want to release audio, right, right. They
don't want it because they it shows everybody, everybody left and right. It
shows everybody that he is just he's not mentally fit to be president. He's
not closing and especially not mentally fit to be president for another four years because
it's not going to improve, It's not going to get any better. Eighty
six, he'll be eighty six, you guys. God, that is just
jarring to hear that. I know. Senator Kennedy always so good. With
the Kennedy isms. I've got two to share. So for those of you
who love him as much as we do, you're really gonna enjoy this.
Here's the first one. Okay, I want you to listen up. Here's
the here's the drill. President Biden is in trouble politically. He's pulling right
up there with fungal infections. So that was the first one, right,
and then Ingram and he said this or I, you know, the highest
and best use of the president's time at this point would be selling catheters on
late night TV. I mean, it's it really is sad. My god.
I love him. He's just Pats and late night. It's the harmony,
guys, it's the harmony to get you. We know. There was
a hot mic moment of Jody Ernst where I'm going to play it. It's
a little tough to hear without captions, but I do have the exact words
that she said. I love this so much so it makes me really like
her. Here's what she said is they were walking away from that same you
know, podium discussion that Kennedy just said he's in trouble politically. Here's what
she said on a hot mic as they were walking out of the room.
Bottom line, never trust a man his uncle, can never trust a man
whose uncle was eaten by cannibals. These are words to live by, you
guys. Oh my god, that's the best. Okay. So now is
that Jill Biden part? Okay, So this is the very short clip where
Biden's brain breaks in real time. Jill's standing next to him, looking horrified.
He kind of corrects or recovers a little bit, and then she calms
down. So just watch her because it's it's it's very entertaining to know.
And you know, I think the thing about I'll just let me put this
way. I remember when I was vice president. She's so annoyed. She's
so annoyed, right, Yeah, I mean she is an elder abuser.
Though you know, she was getting annoyed. She was about to smack him
around a little bit, but then she remembered that she was on a stage
in front of people. Yeah. I freaking love that so much. She's
just an awful human being. That whole family is awful. So Bill Maher
had that horrible Kara Swisher on for his like Pot Smoking show, and he
is convinced that Biden is going to lose, and so I don't know if
I'm as convinced. I mean, I obviously I hope so more than anything
in the world, but it's very There's still so much that can happen between
now an election day, and everybody should keep their guard up, right,
everybody should be desperate to get to the polls. But here is what he
said to Kara Swisher. He's feeling very defeated enough. I would, I
said it many times. I would vote for his head in a jar of
blue liquid over Donald Trump. But that doesn't mean that I'm not. First
of all, I don't think I think it's a moot point at this point,
he's kind of fucking lose. Yes, No, who is that?
Who is that? Para Swisher? Okay, that person believes that Biden is
going to win. Yeah, why do you know why? Because she thinks
that their cheating is really really good. Yeah, totally, Yeah, I
mean their cheating is really really good. They really are good at that the
Dems are. Yeah. I just I mean, I just want him to
be right so much. Mm hmmm. I But still I don't understand why
people like him who listen he he he's coming around, you know what I
mean? He has like some lucid thoughts between all the pot he does have
some lucid thoughts. Why would he still vote for his head in a jar
of blue liquid? Why? Because his TDS is overpowers the few lucid thoughts
that he has from time to time. The TTS is always there. I
don't understand these people. They're so freaking stupid. I know, I know
they completely are. It's ridiculous. Lulu Diego twenty three. Thank you so
much, Lulu says, my parents came from Cuba in nineteen fifty four.
Legally they are past now, but they hated all their illegal activity. See
you at Camp Tono very much. Looking forward to that. Thank you.
Bless the narrow Way disciple, Thank you the narrow Way says Biden has committed
treason over and over and for decades, Republicans have have what for decades Republicans
have been culpable for the conditions at the border. Is that what that says?
I feel like it's culpable. Okay, yeah, has committed in for
decades. Republicans have un culpable for conditions at the border. I mean,
listen, Republicans and Democrats together have been culpable for conditions at the border.
I honestly, I think the first person to kind of start dealing with it
was Trump. He was the first person to say, Okay, we're going
to start making some strides and yeah, until this children can sort this out
legislative, I'm going to do some things. I'm gonna shut some stuff down,
and we're going to like start making some strides in this. And then
he undd it all by I'm just unded it all. And here we are,
Here, we are in a world hurts to ten million illegals later.
Yeah, actually we're about twenty million in I mean, if you listen to
somebody like a Tucker and you listen to the actual numbers, because there's all
these godaways and all these people. I mean, if you, if you
really want to look at actual numbers, there's probably eighteen to twenty million.
My god. Yeah, and how we can't we just can't sustain that.
See Douglas, thank you. See douglasays. My dad is ninety too.
He still drives and is sharp. I would still go to him for advice.
He's still proactive in his thoughts about trees, garden, our boat and
summer home. Is he available to run for president? That is the question.
But see that's the thing. He probably he probably wouldn't want to be
president, right, you know what I mean? He probably wants to do
all the things that you just said, which is awesome and I love that,
and he's probably a delightful man. I'd love to meet him, But
he probably doesn't want to be president, and he probably doesn't have a like
his entire family forcing him to be. Yeah, because he seems smart and
y'all seem like you're a nice family. Yeah, so yeah, Teresa Ramondo,
thank you. Teresa says on Joe's response to his age, that is
a straight up dementia Alzheimer's issue. The violence is the violence is Louis body
body syndrome. Isn't that what Robin Williams had. I don't know anything about
body syndrome. Isn't that like the brain stuff the Louis body? Am I
wrong about that? You guys? I feel like that's what he had.
I don't know what that is. Lori Glass, thank you. Lorie says
I'm sixty today, celebrating with one hundred and fifty of my closest friends.
On Sunday, I hired a band. What fun happy bir my gosh,
that is fun. And Michelle Boyd thank you, Michelle says, just because
you ladies make my day less crappy. Love you ladies, Thank you,
miss you, thank you so much. All right, speaking of the Merrit
Garland hearing a couple more clips to share with you guys from that, because
well, first of all, there's two from Matt Gates that are when he
is on man it is he is so good, so good. But before
we get to Matt Gates, we also have one of Representative More, who
I'm not particularly familiar with, but he was talking. This whole sort of
set of clips is about how weaponized the Department of Justice has become. Garland,
of course, is trying to pretend that that's not true, that it's
not become political at all, and if it has, it's all Republicans' fault,
which is insane and so so Representative More and Gates try to get him
to see how this is his personal fault. To no avail, obviously,
but it's a good effort here. Is Representative More got a jury verdict anywhere
in the political world if you're indicted normally does campaign over. If you're convicted
of felonies, you are certainly you can consider your campaign over. Why would
the American people thirty percent who had never donated to a campaign give two hundred
million to million dollars to a man that you just charged with thirty four felonies?
Who are asking me a political question that I am not qualifying. I'm
telling you, sir, we're making the justice system political. That's what's going
on in America, and the people are waking up. It's not us saying
it here, not the weaponization of government here, it's the roots of America
asking us those very questions. And when you convict a man, or at
least try to convict a man and charge a man and they donate two hundred
million dollars and forty eight hours, sir, they're sending a signal they have
lost all trust in this system. I think we all have a responsibility to
respect jury verdicts and a failure to respect jury there it's the way that we
arrived at the verdict. I think that's the problem. And the American people
see it, sir, And under your watch, the system is losing credibility.
It concerns me for this country and certainly for the future of the direction
of the Department of Justice. Well that Misschairman, I yell back, Barry
is awesome. I never I don't think I've ever seen barr anymore. Same.
I really like his accent too, reminds me of home. Yeah.
Yeah, Garland was. He was shaken in his boots a little bit during
this entire thing. You could tell he was a little uneasy. He didn't
like out of his element because he used to be He's used to being surrounded
I think by friendlies, because this guy is so freaking leftist and corrupt.
He's so corrupt, and I can tell that, like, he was just
uncomfortable, and I think part of it is because he and a lot of
other people you can tell that are you know, you know, like the
atom shifts and people like that. They're just so terrified of Trump being put
back into office because they're terrified of like that House of Cards being blown down
mm hm, because it's like then their power system is taken down, and
I all want I think they're I think they're all just afraid of that,
you know, because they love the power, they love the control. And
people like Garland, who is. I think I personally believe that Garland's evil
too. He I just you know, he's I think they're afraid of that
power and that control, and they're you know, all their corruption being exposed
and then their power being taken away. They're all freaking out about it because
you know, karma, man, karma. Kristen Thompson, thank you.
Kristen says, what do you do if you get eaten by an elephant?
Run around until you are all pooped out, which she did. I gotta
say it's not one of my favorites from today, but I appreciate the effort
Wednesdays are. I think this is how we're going to have to do Wednesdays
from now on. I know, I love it. I love it.
Good time. All right, let's get to Matt Gates. So this first
clip, it's actually all just one big clip, but that I put some
separation in case we want to chitty chat about, you know, about midway
through. This first one is about being He's asking Mary Garland essentially to be
open and transparent with communications that happened between the Biden White House and people like
Fannie Willis and people like the ones in New York Letisia James, all of
those people, because if there's nothing to hide, they should have no problem
opening up the communications. Right, So that's what this first section of this
clip is about. You can clear it all up for us right now.
Will the Department of Justice provide to the committee all documents, all correspondents between
the Department and Alvin Bragg's office and Fannie Willis's office and Letitia James's office.
The offices you're referring to are independent offices of state. I get that.
I get that date. The question is why not you will provide all of
your documents and correspondence. That's the question. I don't need a history life.
Well, I'm going to say again, we do not control those offices.
They make there the questions where you communicate with them, not whether you
control them. Do you communicate with them? And when you provide those community
to make a request, we'll refer it to our office of Legislative here,
and you lodge this attack that it's a conspiracy theory, that there is coordinated
law fair against Trump. And then when we say fine, just give us
the documents, give us the correspondence, and then if it's a conspiracy theory,
that will be evident. But when you say, well, we'll take
your request and then we'll we'll sort of work it through the DOJ's accommodation process,
then you're actually advancing the very dangerous conspiracy theory that you're concerned about.
Exactly. Yeah, I mean he could have just said, don't be ridiculous.
Of course, we didn't have communications with her. He could have said
something like that. He didn't. No, he didn't say that. I
mean his answer makes me think, shit, they had communications with her,
right, Yeah, I mean it's true. Seems like when there's some smoke,
there's a whole bunch of fire. Yeah. I mean he could have
answered that completely different, don't you think, And he didn't. Very scormy.
And then he's like, oh, you guys can send it through our
department and we can massage things, you know, we can massage it and
manipulate like we do everything else. These people on Venmo Evania Castle says my
parents came here in the seventies from El Salvador. Legally, they left six
kids, including me, in El Salvador until they had green cards for each
one of us. That took three years. Oh my god, I was
eight months old when they left and almost four when they finally came to get
us. Oh my gosh, wow, that is a big wow. That's
a huge wow. Oh my gosh, what a story. And also on
Venmo, Marilyn Ayre thank you. Marilyn says, maybe Bill Maher should smoke
toad Venom I hear it gets rid of paranoia. And then Navy Vet seventy
six, Thank you. Navy Vet says Biden's order allows up to twenty five
twenty five hundred people per day to enter illegally. Then it shuts down until
the numbers drop two fifteen hundred. It doesn't close the border on Democrat voters,
It just slows it down. This is the thing. It's so arbitrary
and stupid. So they're base they're still letting in like millions of people.
Yeah, they're still letting in like they're they're allowing illegals to invade our country.
So they have this is outrageous, you guys, like they just arbitrarily
picked a number and they're like, we're just gonna grab a number out of
our butt and then just decide who we think should be let in illegally.
Why should anybody? It makes no sense zero people. Zero people should be
allowed in illegally zero that would be the number. And if you claiming asylum,
go to the freaking port of entry. Why is this hard? Then?
Yeah, the right number is zero. I can't stand these people.
I know. Let's listen to the rest of Matt Gates because this is it's
so so good. This clip is about he's basically deconstructing and has Merrit Garland
do it for him in a way, how the Department of Justice has become
so politicized under Merrit Garland's watch. This runs a little bit long, I
promise it's worth it. Now. You were a judge, once nominated the
highest court in our country. When you were a judge, I'm just curious,
did you ever make political donations to partisan candidates? No? No,
and you didn't because that would create the potential of appearance of impropriety. I
didn't because there's a federal rule oh awing federal judges for making contributions. Right,
But under that same theory of attacks on the judicial process, like shouldn't
someone be owed like a jury of their peers and a judge that's non biased,
rather than getting a judge from your political opponent's donor file. I'm well
aware that you're not asking hypothetical. You're asking me to comment on a verdict
jury verdict in another jurisdiction, which has to be respected. I won't comment
on it. That case is still ongoing the defense, mister Attorney General.
I hadn't asked you about the verdict yet we were getting there. I was.
I was talking about the judge, and so let me ask you this
question about your time as a judge. Was there ever a time when you
were a judge when you had a family member who was personally profiting off of
the notoriety of a case that was before your court. I'm going to say
again, very clear, you're asking me to comment on a case in another
journal. Hold on home, mister Attorney General. Did you ever have a
family member profit off of the notoriety of any case that you settled to say?
Again, you're a you're asking me to comment on a case currently.
Well, it seems you're connecting the dots, mister Attorney General. I'm just
asking you as to a general principle. But you are aware the judge Mershawn's
daughter was profiting off of this prosecution. You are aware that that creates the
appearance of impropriety. You know, the very reason there's a federal rule against
judges giving donations is because it is the very attack on the judicial process that
we're concerned about. I'm sorry, I don't agree with anything he just said,
but I'm not going to comment on it. Okay, so you won't
comment on it, mister Attorney general, But you had no problem dispatching Matthew
Colangelo. Who's Matthew Collen at just false. I did not dispatch Matthew Colangelo.
Matthew Colangelo. Matthew Clangelo became the assistant Attorney General at the very beginning
of the Biden administration without having Ben Sennett confirmed, goes and gets the senior
role at the DOJ, and then after I believe it's Gupta replaces Colangelo.
Clangelo makes this remarkable downstream career journey from the US Department of Justice in Washington,
DC, and then pops up in Alvin Bragg's office to go get Trump.
And you're saying that's just a real choice that was made that has nothing
to do with the law, fair coordinated saying it's false. I did not
dispatch mister Colangelo anywhere well, do you know how he ended up there?
I assume he spoke, he applied for a job there and got the job.
But see, you know what tell you I had, Well, you
might not have had anything to do with it, but we've got this contemporaneous
evidence in mister Palmerance's book. So Palmerance writes this book, which I'm sure
you're aware of, where he says, we put together the legal legals to
get Trump. We got all these folks together, and we assembled them for
that purpose. And so when we on the Judiciary Committee think about attacks on
the judicial process, our concern is that the facts in the law aren't being
followed. A target is acquired here Trump, and then you assemble the legal
talent from DOJ mister Palmerance, and you bring everybody in too, getting really
and meanwhile the judge is making money on it. The judge's making money on
it, the judges' families taking money on it for stuff that you yourself wouldn't
do. That was beautiful, right, It was a thing of beauty.
And I love how at the beginning he just he's like he's drawing the correlation,
He's making the associations and gates didn't have to do it. I know.
That's my favorite thing about that whole thing. It's like, dude,
you know how corrupt it is because you're doing it. You're making the corrupt
association. He doesn't even have to do it. That's how much of a
clown you are. Oh my god. I just it was a thing of
beauty. It was just an absolute thing of beauty. And they and Democrats
will defend this. And now you see why I couldn't cut it any shorter.
No, what a corrupt pos this guy is. I know, just
amazing, amazing James Edgar, thank you, James says dad. Joke when
we were getting ready, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick. I
accidentally gave her a glou stick. She's still not talking to me. That's
good, good one. That's a really good word. And then lastly,
just about hearings in general and how they're how they've been going for doctor Fauci,
for Merrick Garland. It's not been going well for them. And Adam
Schiff ghost banker himself, has a reason. He has an explanation here.
It is. It is just a whole another order of magnitude of deterioration.
You know, in the past you would have kind of a one off member
here or there who said stuff that was just playing crazy. Now it is
just routine, and there is this, I think pernicious competition among members in
the GOP, both as to who can essentially kiss Donald Trump's brass ring more
demonstrably than the other or just say the most extreme things. It's become a
venue for really a form of vile performance art. And you know it won't
continue this way. And definitely I think when Trump leaves the stage for good,
which I hope will be in November, I think the temperature comes down.
But nevertheless, we're seeing what people are really made of. Cud he
is the Democrats poster boy for political performance art. Russia collusion does that ring
a bell? Adam Schiff. His face is so squinty, I know,
and like huffy at the same time. It's like yeah, it's like squinty.
I think he puts like injectables, like all he's just so yeah.
Fists form. Not that we can jone violence on this show. Now,
candone violence on this show. Never do that, dude, Oh my gosh,
I just cannot. He has the audacity to get on it on a
show and talk about political performance art. You. I mean, he talked
about the Russia collusion thing. There's actual evidence for him many years. Dude,
stop, just stop. Karen Elliott, thank you. Karen says Garland
has been on a revenge tour because in his crazed mind, Trump denied him
a Supreme Court justice seat. Yeah. I mean there's some revenge wanting right
there. Yeah, there's such girls, there's such babies. Yeah. Have
a couple of fun things for you before we get to your d D and
our Schlang today. And the first one is from comedian Ty Fisher, who
you may know from such things as appearing in the Daily Wire movies. He
does the impression of Dylan mulvaney. That's so great. And now I didn't
know this, but he also does a mean impression of Donald Trump, and
he is showing us the positive side of this conviction. I'm guilty of thirty
four felonies, right, oh, I he'll twist him. He'll make it
fine, he'll make it cool. It's fine. Thirty four cats. Nobody's
done it. Nobody can do that. Nobody can do it. Thirty more,
It's never been done. Working. Our numbers are show big, These
are big numbers. Thirty more if Bell Choppo couldn't do it, he couldn't
do it twenty two times. What a failure? Guilty twenty twocounts, I
said, what an amateur? Thirty four. No, we're doing better.
Al Capone couldn't do it. Twenty seven counts, which is the beginner stuff.
Let's beginner stop. He couldn't do it, couldn't do it. The
Zodiac killer? Could you believe this? Nine counts? I go, this
is it? What is this? Amateur? Out of I get the Zodiac,
call the Zodiac loser, That's what I call it. That's what I
call We are going to jail, and we are going to jail so quick
and so strong, and nobody's gone this quick. Two days. We'll be
there in two days. We're making felonies great again. That twick we're doing.
Oh my god, I love that. I'll be out in the yard
right the JAILIA catch me outside. Shackles. These are going to be great
shackles, golden we're gonna get to go. Oh my god, yeah,
I hate it when you well, I'll see it all over the place.
People are just like, how can you vote for a felon. I'm fine
with it. I don't know about you, guys, but I'm good,
no problem. But you're a fell I'm good with it. I will go
straight to the pellet and just like drop it in there for a felon you
guys. I don't know how to tell you this, but Baldwin and his
Hugh Mongus family, including his wife, she's Spanishlaria, the Spanish in the
Hamptons that they're Spanish for, They're going to have a reality show because they
hate their own kids. Clearly, I don't know what else could be the
reason for this. This is the most terrible thing to do to children.
They should know that, but they don't. And so they are starting a
reality show and they are here to tell you all about it. Here's their
teaser. Straight otherwise, I'm gonna look like I'm tolder than you, I
sure him. And I am a Laria Balton and we have an amplento again,
sorry, Hi, I'm a Lara Bolton, and we have an announcement
to make no definitely not having kids. This is about show. We're inviting
you into our home to experience the ups and down, the good, the
bad, wild, and the crazy. Oh my god, home is the
place we love to be most. You say, we are the ball,
we are the bolt. We are coming to l I I hate this family.
I hate I do too. I absolutely despise them. And I wow,
somebody else does he call them pigs? Yeah? Just the girls,
I mean the girls all like the kids, seem super obnoxious. She is
detestable. Absolutely, Yeah, she's awful. And he seems like somebody that
she has forced this upon and he's just like going along with it to keep
her happy, you know what I mean. Well, I think he has
legal bills to pay. Well, yeah, that's probably true. And he's
not been doing a lot of movies or anything, so and he's he has
a lot. I mean, I don't know if anybody knows this, but
he killed a lady, right, and now he gets a he gets a
show for that. This is the thing. This is America, man.
We we just reward the crappiest, most awful behavior amongst us. Hope tanks.
I hope it tanks. It's just so hard. But I don't have
a lot of hope because of the he tanks. I hope he tanks.
I just like, what are we doing? This is just such a microcosm
for everything that's wrong with America right now. Who looks like them? Like,
who are those people? TLC can suck it, like why are they
giving people like this shows? That's what I think is so gross about this.
I just I mean, granted, you can say, oh my god,
they're going to ruin their kids. I feel like their kids are going
to be ruined because they have them as parents, so TLC's not going to
do it. But the fact that TLC gave them a show, I mean
gross. I don't know our countryman, I know it. You guys bring
it in. I hope everybody has a wonderful, wonderful day. We'll talk
to you tomorrow, by everybody,