Et et et mm hmm. Hey remember nig years think they was going in
on the cassio keyboard, Nigga, I was playing Pire at least thought I
was a ship. Hey, you know what, my pops actually taught me
how to play. No, my pips taught me how to play uh,
salt and pepper, push it, need it. Yeah, he taught me
how to play that ship. I was like ship. Oh. Now,
in school they taught us like they taught us like the first four bars and
joy to the world. That's also. Hey, Brittany call Jomi gamwich good
baby. Yeah, God, damn, damn God, damn God, damn
God, damn out here. You know, we gotta save this bitch.
What's going on? You want to know what we need to do this today?
With the hosey joice let them be hearing me. Glad the hose is
hill. Good job. I'm glad. I'm glad. Y'all know me?
So well, come, come all young coming. That's so y'all. Notice
that I yelled at ship every week. Yes, yes, right here,
that is That is exactly how I said, go ahead, and I was
like, I'm gonna find one of them little trumpet polls picture dude, you
around and he just put your posts in the middle. Wait a minute,
what was the bus bunny cartoon? That Bro constantly kept coming out doing that?
And he was Knight and somebody was beating up out their head with Carl
Jones. Was real, like mother ship, real violence. There's a buzz
bunny trying to play the piano. He shot up like because he got what
buz really wrong in that situation, like Bro trying to get his little baits
ove and on and you were in here with the fucking COVID. I ain't
seen you in a while. Just slap with the gloves or something. Right,
No, he was real, real, real upset. So I know
Trey is not here yet, but it's hilarious because y'all know how much ship
we gave her for, you know, being four foot five and being under
the hood and ship. So I'm not that much. I'm five. I'm
close enough, all right, No, bitch, I'm taller than that five
one at her one. You don't be in the comments every week, though,
but no, so y'all know that, you know I am a tad
vertically challenged and mind your business, bitch, You're gonna be as many as
I call you somebody, don't don't make me rename this episode nigga, so
the entire hostially work universe would be able to see this ship as a title.
So no, but I don't know why we're not on the screen and
I'm looking at you know, tone, name and ship. But no,
y'all know that I am. You know, it's ad vertically challenged, and
I had to get under the hood of the f one fifty to that I
ain't a light skinned as you. You know you always it's always heard about
life. Nobody else give no fun. It's always dockdawn, you know me.
No, But I so this this whole thing started because I want to
give a personal fuck you. And if I ever see you, I am
breaking your jaw to Mariah Deep damn y'all interrupted invincible watch both So so I
fucking ordered them. We ordered a truck battery off of Walmart, and y'all
know Spark Delivers or Walmart, So Tipper everything, because y'all know how I
am about tipming, So Tipper you know everything. And she's like, oh,
well, you know, come to the door. You know I'm about
to, you know, bring the battery and share. So Mom, is
at the door waiting to sign for it, because we didn't want one of
those situations where the motherfucker said they dropped it off and didn't drop it off.
So we're like, no, we're gonna sign for this motherfucker. Yeah,
so we get a nullification that the fucking battery was delivered at fourteen while
the motherfucker's standing at the door and nobody has come on our porch and nobody
has signed for a god damn thing. So no, it never came.
They never brought it to us. So she said she delivered it, but
we never fucking got it. Oh that's the Mariah D story. Yes,
yes, so that D is gonna stand for duck bitch because that's what the
fuck you do if I ever figure out who you is. But yeah,
so I Harrida. But you know, because they are showing you, like
on the mapping shit, like where she is. So she's over like by
Congress, you know, somewhere over there, be like bro her house lant
over there. So I'm thinking it's kind of like Amazon, you know how,
hey, Nick, you know how on Amazon it tells you like,
oh, you know, well they might be five minutes away, and shit,
but it's like, you know, it's ten stops away, because they
might have multiple stops in the same area, so we're thinking that like she's
close, but maybe she got other slops over there. All of a sudden,
she'd say it was dropped off. I'm like right. And now with
door Dash they at least I think they give you like thirty minutes to contact
your dasher after your order is mark delivered. Spark don't do that. As
soon as the motherfuckers mark delivered, it cuts off all communicator. All they
shit just disappeared. They have to take a picture, I'm assuming if you
don't say like the sign for it. So like even with door Dash,
if you put handed to me, we don't have to take a picture for
that. Amazon, you can't move on with Amazon, it won't even let
you drop it off at the wrong address, yep, because they go by
the address pins just like, no, you're not where you're supposed to be.
You can't mark this shit delivered. And I've had that happen where being
all the way out and buck Buck, Wisconsin, and you know them people,
they be having them long ass woulded driveways where you got to drive three
miles back as soon as soon as I heard a private road, I'm like,
this is bullshit. But but a lot of them are cool and they're
like, you know what, don't have to do all that because they know,
ain't nobody go steal their ship out there. They have like little bends
and ship and buckets for all deliveries. But you know, even with that,
they tell us to put it there. But design was like no,
you not. Yeah, so then you have to contact support and be like
no, the customer told me to leave it right here because they have a
bend here, and then they have to market complete in order for you to
move on. So Walmart tag it and then put it in the band.
You're getting this work. I ain't standing. I ain't calling nobody. See
well, some you can't for some of them because the gates be locked so
you can't get through there. Because like I said, it's a it's a
private thing. It'll be like no trespassing. I'm black. I'm not finna
ride in no private road to say no fucking trespassing to deliver no fucking package,
right, motherfucking squealing Jepardine, get them. Walmart still shipped all the
time, all the time. MM and me with no baboon buck shot some
goods. She said, Remember I post that triple delivery I got last year
Walmart. The first driver stole my ship, so they suck up and sent
three of the same delivery to fix her stealing. Hey, because Nick said,
Whilemart drivers steal ship all the time, and they don't put the battery
in a box. You know, you just carry the motherfucker, so you
know you clearly know what's the car battery. So she probably gave that ship
to her baby daddy, and I'm giving that bitch to work when I see
it. That's crazy because specific batteries go with specific vehicles. So unless they're
just trying to they can put that monp fum on Facebook marketplace. That's what
I should do. I should go on the marketplace and see if I see
a motherfucker selling selling that motherfucker, just go pull up and beat somebody at
But even if it's the buyer, they didn't know it was stolen. They
fuck h buy hot merchandise and getting your ass. I didn't steal it,
you know, I didn't know. You want to joke, I don't care
because at this point, you got my money in your car. Two you
catching these hands. It's not my fault. What have we learned? Didn't
we didn't we play a story where he gave bro his hat he got he
got popped, and that wasn't his hat either. It like I said,
damn, somebody don't like it. Why would you take a hat and really
think? Thank you? Britt understand, she says, somebody gotta catch these
hands. Guilty by association, bitch, exactly so hard. I'm up.
I'm still pissed about it because you went through all of this ship making it
seem like he was gonna pull up knowing that you wasn't at our crib,
and then market delivered and they cut everything off, so it wasn't though,
Hey where did you go? Like you sure you dropped? Like I'm at
the door, nobody Like we couldn't contact the off. So then I immediately
go to Walmart, like, hey, y'all need to contact this driver and
let her know, like we didn't get this fucking battery. She took it.
She either she took it to the wrong place, so she kept it.
Somebody better figure it out. They're like, well it's third party,
we can't. So at this point, I'm like, you know, like
the cartoons and shit, I got the little the little steamish. I'm angry
because y'all know I don't like when I'm stuck and I can't move around.
What was worse is the I was supposed to be taking jelly Bean to the
hospital. I can't take her to the hospital because the fucking truck is down.
I'm trying to get this battery and shit done that was already two hours
late because it was supposed to be there at two. Then they're like,
oh, it's delayed, it'll be there by four. This bitch drop it
off at four fifteen allegedly, and we don't see the motherfucker. So then
customer service, this bitch is pissing me off. So I I don't know
what do you say because I feel like it was a chat version, so
I didn't actually ain't up on her, but I was like, give me
somebody else, bitch you him jump, so so you know, shout out
to Chad. Chad got me together, like, well if it doesn't turn
up, bitch and said delivered and it's not here, what do you mean?
That's like the ups man. I ordered some tims and I was like
they were going to nigga, somebody stole them. Did the neighbor get him?
I was like, I'm not sure. Ask him. Ask him,
he's gonna say, oh, yeah, I stole them. Think this is
That's what pissed me off. Check with somebody in your householder or neighbor and
see bis you think I'm finna go fucking door to door when I paid your
motherfucking driver to break If y'all don't find my fucking battery, I know something.
So I'm pissed. So hang up on this bitch. Talk to Chad.
Shout out to Chad. Chad, you the goat. So Chad,
like, you know what I got you. We gonna get you together so
we can refund you for you know, the battery order, you know,
then you can place a new order whatever. Now the thing that pissed me
off about this was Chad, I am broke, okay me, and don't
got our fucking money. So how did you just assume that I had enough
money on my card to make a duplicate purchase. Because even though y'all refunded
it, y'all talking about it's gonna take ten business days before I can fucking
get it. So now I gotta use a new card to pay for this
shit because I can't put it on the old card. So he was like,
we'll tell you what place a new order to do it express. After
you place the order, then contact us back in the chat and we'll refund
the Express fee. Plus. You know, here's a promo code for you
know, get a couple bucks off you know, the battery or whatever.
So we do that. This time, we actually get the battery, like
because it was you know, the Express is supposed to be within two hours,
battery come asap. It's a fucking p girl carrying a battery. So
now I feel bad because now the pregnant motherfucker had to bring the fucking battery
up here. So I run outside and I tip her extra in cash because
one you followed fucking directions because on this fucking delivery I put do not accept
signature without seeing ID. If you do not see I D do not let
anybody sign for it, because even if she did actually delivered to somebody,
you just let a random motherfucker sign for it. And now my battery is
just sitting in somebody fucking house when they know that they didn't order. No
motherfucking battery today. So because she actually did what she and she stood there
and she waited because Mama and reed they was out taking something out in the
backyard. She stood there and she waited because she wasn't gonna let that fucking
battery go intill she saw id. And I respect the fuck out of her
for that, because that is what you were supposed to do, follow fucking
directions. So she did that. So I ran out and I actually gave
her some extra cash for a tip. Directions too, just not yours.
But she followed somebody's directions. No, I think that bitch for because she
was she was nowhere by our house. I could see if it was like
our address on like the block ahead of us, back behind us, because
you know, people do shit like, bitch, you were nowhere near my
house when you drive you was over by fucking Denen Park. Bitch, I
don't live over there. Them them addresses over there ain't even in the forties.
Because yeah, because Capitol Driver is that's the four thousand blocks. So
apparently next time you call Nick because she said you spoke to the wrong person,
does they refund me all the damn time Driver fucked up? Yeah?
So then and Chad also said like if if the original battery ends up showing
up, to just either keep it, send it back or I can donate
it. So let me speak to someone else, apparently Chad to help you.
Chad from the Neptunes helped you. Yeah, she is that chat I
was thinking of, dude, like, ah, I definitely a white nigga
in a red polar. I'm thinking every time I hear chat, I think,
let me text my mama that so she know that use cash app whenever.
You see the reason why we did is because, like my mom has
a Walmart credit card, So that's why we that's the purchase that we made
the first time. We just bought it off of her credit card. Y'all
know, y'all do a lot of shopping all the It's like doing all the
back routes to and the and the secret the secret codes the street fighters hold
on y'all. No, I don't, Yeah, because when I got my
Walmart credit card, I think my limit was like three thousand dollars. The
first time she was banging at Target like that had Marshall Fields card and I
was like a Target combo card my first credit card. But the thing was
When I first applied for it, I didn't know that it was a regular
credit card. Yeah, I didn't know that was a regular credit card.
I thought it was a store card, but it was an actual credit card
for me to use anywhere. Yeah. Target, because I was just cool
with the store card at first, because I'm like, bro, I'm always
in Walmart and Electronics. But then I was like, wait a minute,
I can get with this bitch. I couldn't get a store card. I
got a cold car. I couldn't get that one. They was like,
you get this anywhere car because car the store because they backed their own store
cards. The card for Anywhere is backed by some bank, so it's the
bank that's saying you, good, fan, we got you. Walmart was
like, nah, all store cards are like that. You know how hard
it took me to get a cold car. And I fucking worked there for
almost five years. Hey, when I it was like, we signed this
nigga check. We ain't gonnay that. Before I finished talking about this battery,
let me tell you something funny about that when he was working there,
that nigga came across my account. When I owe how he told me he
came across about that Carna, pay this I did. I just moved into
the clothes file, didn't even go to didn't even go yeah, I'm getting
no. But so by the time we actually got the battery, like it's
dark outside, I don't want to be you know, I'm like, I'm
not gonna call nobody over here to do it. Fuck it. I shout
out to Kayla. Kayla came and took me and jelly Bean to children.
So, you know, it's nice to be able to have people that you
can depend on. Then really, Gilly Gilly leader children's pissed me off thinking
to talk about them right now. But you know, so we we finally
got back home about two o'clock in the morning. I didn't want to call
and she actually she stayed up but I told her, I'm like, we
are on our way home because I called the cause we still got we got
battery, car and shit. So I caught the little the little mad vand
line. I didn't know y'all worked at late Tom. I figured y'all will,
so I tried it anyway, the little medical van people. No,
I'm just saying, but yeah, yeah, tongue got a rolodex of jobs,
moved hustle. I ain't gonna lie of I miss I missed the fun
out of working at cost Corporate because that fucking cafeteria was the best ship that
I used to have in my life. But then when they they went too
far. And remember when they duplicated the double down from KMC, just the
two chicken breasts on top of each other, and ship Niggas was asking to
ship like that, so they obliged, but it would literally come up with
their own ship and the kitchen would make it chicken brea. No, it's
chicken breast, cheese, chicken bread like the bacon on it. No bread,
chicken bread is the bread is insane. Mark said the double down was
wild. That's nasty work. I look at him, titties looked, tell
me, like, I think London has gotten to the pool being objectified by
random people. Random people has to be. It has to be people,
she know, but nah, I people, you know. She cool with
it. But I got up today and like, I called my uncle and
asked him if he could come do my battery, and he was like he
was, you know, I asked my uncle to do anything, and he
can do it, He'll do it. But he was currently working on somebody's
yards. So he was like, I'm not gonna be free for a couple
of hours. And then after I hung up, I was like, you
know what you we just talked about that. Yep, that's why I wanted
to tell the story today, so YouTube. So I carried this heavy ass
battery out there, I got my steps through, I got my little toolbox
that I had bought from home depot wrenches and ship, and I changed the
fucking battery in the f one fifty niggas that steps to who you showing what
you're doing? You on the tiptoes at the top, I was hey,
London said, uh, you know me so well toned? Yeah, but
I was. I was so so happy because if you know anything about me,
I job. I do not like to have to depend on people and
wait on people, especially when it comes to riots. So being able to
you know, go and tackle that like because it's not like doing the battery,
it was like super hard. It's just the fact that I'm tiny and
this big ass truck and that ship was hard because I had to not on
lift this battery, but I had to carry it up the steps to with
me to be able to put it in this fucking big ass truck. Would
you feel better if you were probably like five ten? Tell me man something?
Oh London was talking about the truck after I changed the battery. Yeah,
we know I was geek, man, We know, I was very,
very very proud, and I started laughing immediately because of all the ship
we gave Tray about being a mechanic. It's definitely calibrator alternator. Yeah,
but you know to fifth for a night train. I'll get that fixed for
you for what night? Wow? Let me get that trailer talking about taylor
Port, taylor Port and none but a fancy night train making making something something
different. That's crazy. I used to work in liquor store. I did
too. My family owned the liquor store for all my life. Mine did
too. Right on Capitol, next to where I found dollaries, Like right
off of a forty fourth between forty third and forty fourth Capital. That was
a century right there. There used to be a century. The family used
to be Centric. Really fucking loves that. Goddamn. I grew up over
there. I grew up over there, got like fifteen years old. Yeah,
I can tell you everything. It's all kind of ship up down coming
from a fellow again. Now I remember colds because you know I'm telling you
are not, but you are not bar even at the heels, don't right
active like you ain't then becoming for me though. I had a twenty five
year old day because you can't have me out. I was walking cities crossed
all eight, I was babies love, I was. You probably recognized you
from Facebook, so you knew what that nigga random randam mine was inquiring about
Serena and it was hey, hooky boy up and saw you're live at you
w m you fully clothed. You said, God damn you clothes from top
to bottom. Absolutely, I say the group chad like that. You can't
wear normal First of all, it doesn't matter if you're in normal clothes if
you were pushing them outwards the way that Serena does, okay them normal clothes
is out here and out here you know. I just do what I do.
And that's what pisses me off so much like when try to know what
people when people try to like police, like the women wearing the work and
stuff when they're shafely because it's like bro, it doesn't they can't hide that
they can't hide that. They can wear a fucking bird lap sack and you
can be like, damn, she got asking that motherfucker because it's there,
yo, but it's true, like it is what it is, what the
Virgin Mary wore. Hey, y, I'm I'm going I'm assumed. Maybe
that's possibly Chris because I know he is save Facebook user, but it might
be brief. I can't sell no, I said, breathe popped up one
day as herself. You know what, Y'll just go to YouTube. Maybe
they want to be an animist. Maybe they hide from the shut. Damn
that baby showered finally over No, I should ain't over still, they just
just now veiled the baby maybe just born and ship upstairs wearing a Birdberry shirt.
I like to know that, daddy, because usually that's what they wear.
That is Black family tradition. So I saw a video there was a
gender reveal. I personally hate gender reveal. I hate them too, because
it's just it's it's extra as fucked for like you know, like bro,
babyhower, baby shower. Yeah, and it's like, bro, if you're
gonna do it, just combine them, bro, I'm not coming to both.
Yeah, No, you ain't gonna. I wouldn't. I wouldn't ask
you for gifts on both occasions. One occasion you bring the gift y'all picked.
So you're gonna bring something for the gender reveal. You're gonna bring them
to the actual best. I don't mind you coming to hang out. See
I told you if that is bring, she said, she don't know why
I don't work on one of these events you need to bring, bro.
I am not how early as women who have kids. How early is the
early y'all were able to find out? And usually about what time do y'all
start doing baby shower? Is ship? Like that last month before twenty fifth
happy media? So here's my thing. And it's like you're like, okay,
you're doing the gender reveals, so clearly you want to know what the
gender is. Fucking find out if it's a dick there when you go to
your appointment. Now, Oh no, I don't want to know. Yeah,
I want to know, but I want this big extravagant ass party for
y'all to throw me and ship and then y'all go do another one and to
fuck you know. Oh, just so you can buy okay that you cut
and tail party only if We're only if she's okay with the fact that I
don't want it to be pink or blue. When that motherfucker explores, I
want the flu to explode and that ship. Fuck everybody, Pink is a
girl blues for boy, what y'all gonna do? And that motherfucker miss like
lime green. This is where everybody can be like, what motherfucker's having an
avenger? Like, was it it's binary? The non binary, it's a
transgender, it's not. We're gonna let choose what it was asexual. You
can find the earliest with oh, yeah, correctly. This is the motherfucker
who calls the cover do they I made it? Fact? I made I
made it. I know what I'm saying. She she just can't say covers
they a wordy motheruer I can I can make it to that big word.
I can never say it that big as neither whatever I had my knees book,
I can't say. What's the ship that the doctor put on listen to
the herd beat that I can't funk with that ship And I've been trying that
shop. I was like, you know what I'm talking about, She's cold
word. And then niggas get to say, everybody in the room saying so
easily and not like said the word. I thought you meant that your thing
that word the word. Yeah, I can't say. I was like,
would it be too cold? Like what you like when you think everybody on
the same page. She's understanding my bad. No, but I log file.
I'm just I'm I don't like it because it does it just it seems,
especially now because it's does She used a big word to describe what she
I hate what what does that mean right now? Scatter in the room.
A lover of words. I love words. So I guess I'm a lugga
file too. That's what it means. Work. Yeah, that literally why
she couldn't just like work? It's attractive to me. I don't be out
here. Tell the motherfucker. I'm as kind of sore. I just I
like to smoke with just I just said, I'm a lover of words.
Look see from the poet. No, so here's my thing right now,
we all know that my daughter is a lesbie. Okay, now we're talking
about this. Where do you why do you like? I'm not like brothers?
I know words On the podcast, speaking of bad and Bougie Tommy arch
nemesis in the comments I need to get I'm showing out now you're like,
wait a minute, hold on a second, No, bro, I remember
white boy, white boy? What you want to you want? Okay?
So, so Red is a lesbian. Now if at any time she's not,
she's just comfortable being a woman. But if she was ever at the
point like you know what, I'm about to flip this thing and reverse it.
I Am going to transition to be a boy. She halfway there and
dressed when I went all out because I wanted to have Facebook you know,
see this extravagant ass gender reveal. Bro, she's not even so I need
did all this ship to have all this pink ship, and now she's taking
hormones and she she got a beer like yours. But I wanted the gender
reveal, Like, bro, just do the normal baby shower. If you
video tape, it'll be reminisents of happier times that would be happy regardless of
I'm just asking you imagine, like sitting in the room with your remember what
used to people be upset? A lot of people be upset. Everybody be
upset. I am personally fucking thrilled that my daughter's a lesbian. I god
damn love it, because you know what, I'm not gonna be one of
you grandma's. I'm doing the second reveal reveal. I haven't read about that.
She ain't got no money for that yet, I'm still paying for a
college. I mean, she only she ain't. You got a whole lifetime
of we might be making this decision. Just don't be like William of girlfriends
a cock blocker, William stays in Milwaukee. Shut up, you had all
the functions? No, God damn it, you find to talk about some
gotta have another gender review. You know what they gonna look like, William,
He made all y'all functions. Every time you have a function, be
there like trying to pass out. Oh, I thought she was talking about
after the switch. I gotta do it again. Yeah, because like what
if her switch's talking about that? William? That is hilarious. You know
who he is. He's at every event, He's got the little natural and
everything. Yeah, but like what if what if like her partner wanted to
actually have a baby, Like what if they want to go like the artificial
insemination route. Got no money for that, yet they're they're going to have
kids. I know he wants to be a I just know it's highly likely
that it's going to be one of those the brat situations. She said,
don't do as much. That's my friend. I'm sorry you. Friends.
Whenever I think of William, always wrap me up like a corn dog when
you say, I hope we are in the same room when we see him
at the same time. So I'll be like, there's William William walking out,
fucking icon, I am walking out. So while I have certain people
in the comments, I want to address this because I am tired of stupidity,
and I know that they can, like you know, relate to certain
things. I can't even put this all on men, as much as I
would fucking like to, because there are women that this god damn stupid.
So Tommy, the very first box next to us, you should see like
pictures. They were like screenshots. Oh god, she said, She tagged,
Yeah, do you want me to post you pull that up? Yeah?
That's definitely there. What was there? I had to remove it.
Tommy's not proven to be essential. Right now, guys, press the button.
You see me pressing the button? Can you can you pull up that?
Uh? The one with the screenshots. With the screenshots, it is
a pretty background though, just me accept your apology. Apology, what are
those? What are those? Since today we rejoice and she he be wrong.
That don't change the fact that you're not being the central right now,
that was accurate. Could you usually be fixing his fuck ups? What?
Okay? So somebody made a post on Twitter and said, send that man
a video of you taking a piss. Now, this gentleman on Facebook decided
that he was going to, you know, he wanted to agree with this,
so he said, yes, with sound bay, you made the smallest
so I can say, I'm gonna have to read it off my phone now
because it so everybody can see it. So he said yes with sound bay,
just gonna be farting and shit. So he was asked, you know,
like, okay, well what did that do for you? This motherfucker
said, dependent on how it sound, is it heavy or light? Can
tell me how big that hole is. Is it big like a tunnel or
small like a dot? Add all? So keep going. So of course,
now nick I don't know if she's still in the comments, but she
was finding She was like, I have so many questions because you do know
what hole is coming from, right, he like the pussy hole. She's
like, that's not where he comes from, like at all? Yes,
yeah, like man, my god. But the fact that he was like
that, lou shit be trash, Like bruh, you really thought all of
this time, you really thought all of this time that, Yeah, And
you know what's crazy. There are women giving him some pussy and he don't
even know what's going on. Down Having a pussy and not knowing what's going
on is even worse. I have seen women. I have seen women.
There was a post that went around and some hit she was like, y'all
be pining with tampons in like how do y'all something like, and y'all just
like she thought that the tampon was up there soaking up the peak because she
thought that she was pissed, pissing out of her pussy hole where the tampine
is in. Start inserted y'all women to stop giving him pussy, like y'all
gotta stop giving it out, Like what is going on? Man? It's
like the blind leading the blind negro be too damn old to not know,
you know what it's okay, this is what I've learned thirty five years of
being it's okay to just shut up, like when you don't have an answer,
let alone the right hands the wrong. They've been thinking that the platform
himself. No, this was on Facebook. This was in a Facebook group.
The original post was from Twitter, and they screenshotted it and posted it
in this group. And he was replying on me on the gotta learn how
to start phrasing ship in a way where you can still get your sh off.
Thank you. Final, she said, y'all too grown Google, but
be inquisitive at the same time, just case you had a question. So
for those who are you unaware that Google is free, I've took the liberty
to do it for you. To breath this out for you. Okay.
The opening to the garethas aka eurethra opening is the tiny hole that you pee
out of. Is located just below your clitterists and above the opening to the
vagina. It is above the opening to the vagina. So if you have
a pussy and you don't know that you are not pissing out of your vaginal
opening, I'm gonna needed you to quit fucking people. Okay, you need
to learn about what's going on down here. Before you just be giving it.
And man, you do know you have actually two holes right, like
you actually have the one that you pee out of and the one you come
out of too. Just that's up just because some of y'all switch is funny.
It's just it's funny because when I was putting the car battery in,
I had to flip a switch on my wrench to you know when you got
that that little switch is real close. Because if you hold your people a
long time and you go its like you have you got done nothing said this
that two plus two weeks with five ship. Just gotta let them be wrong
and let it be well with your You put your own battery and you're yeah,
with her little step stool, you go get off my step stool.
Another even install Even with my step stool, I can't reach my highest cabinet.
I have to he was like, can actually, so even with the
step stool, I can't reach my highest cabinets. I have to think.
It was an actual I have to put in. He was an actual kitchen
chair and stand on that to be able to reach, like, you know,
I'm gonna get you that thing that be in the grocery store. I
mean in the corner the store when dog gotta get show off the top shelf
claw, I have that, yeah, from the top it's install. She
just hired her. She's just stand around and get stuff up the top shell
for you. I feel like brother, like reevaluate the ship he's into because
I feel like you into like you're into P And I don't even know where
the pe come from. It's amazing. He into the sound of p because
he thinks the sound of pe lets him know the size of the vagina.
Oh so he thought it was like a so so what he thought it was
is if it's super loud, that means her whole is really being and if
it's not loud, then it means that it's really small. So he like
how women be like, oh well he got a big foot. So it's
it's basically like how we were joking, Like, all right, so if
his piss is hitting hard, it's probably coming from higher up because it's a
little you know. But if it's not, it maybe it's dangling its lower
and ain't got the way to go. Like we know, we know that
that's not accurate, but that is a joke that we tell, but we
actually know the difference this there are really really people because he told you there
he was like the pussy hole, like, no, that's not it.
That ship is hilarious though, because it is sometimes where I'd be like,
bro, remember that scene and scary movie he was like, who let the
horse out? That'd be me. I'd be like, god. I always
think of that episode the beginning of Austin Powers when they finally let dog out
the ice. I remember. I remember. I remember I used to be
so bitter because I like I pissed loud, like when I was like people
and like spending the night, spending the night by a guy house for the
first time, and it's like, bro, why am I pants on?
So it's like so I'm trying to like cut it off and trying to like
ease and but but then it just prologs it and it's like bro, So
there's like just let it go and like like somebody turned the shower on and
ship. I'm like, you know what you're just gonna I don't even care
no more say that because I do the same thing. So now I'm just
go fry chicken and go all right, drum roll please, You're about to
see you better? Yes, leave me alone. Then where is it?
It is said? How's she funny for that? What he said, we
congratulations to William Jerome. No, William did with Jerome was the he's a
lawyer on but his hair is longer now he actually does have the William fra
right now. It's you know what, hey, shut up Bridge, she's
about that scene from Alida their own what time real life double ganger, And
I'm telling you it's it's William. He stays Milwaukee that that's the fucking worst
man like because I did, like I used to try to like because I
be I'm like, dude, like this is like sque human honeybone. Wait,
I wasn't looking. Oh wow, man wow. Did he date black
women? Of course not the only reason I asked that is because typically when
they have linings like that, they don't date black Relax, that's a friend.
But she's the one who rings. She prote it to the table.
Wow. Wow, let's not let's not go into that conversation right now,
because that's another I got a black call from my father. What the jlly
bean sorry, so so no so jelly jellymy blocked her tad a long time
ago. So so her grandpa, her great grandma. All these two days,
COPU tack with her, but her dad can't call. His birthday was
a couple of days ago. His birthday was on the night, and so
she just got a block call. And I don't know if she answered it
to know it was him, or if he left her voicemail, but that
was the only way he gets through. He called her blot somebody to remind
birthday. Obviously, she said he's wholesome. I can tell. Yeah,
niggas with good linings, we fuck boys most times, especially when it fades
into the beer. Yeah, you're like, no, I don't like that.
You just said, man, I cann't stand William here and hairline.
You want to know who had the most egregious fucking hairline and comedy fucking sitcom
mosha Dad, Frank Mitchell hairline is atrocious. That's why the niggas aid,
having a whole conversation about this man hairline. That's why Frank Mitchell hairline reflected
his personality and parenting skills absolutely terrible. He's so fucking cidern who was by
the sadder? Sam Bernardino, California. I don't know what nigga driv.
Now, I think I think you are irritating. Why are you not?
Look, he has a honey bun like blaze to him. It was the
light about saying Frank was the worst father on TV. Horrible husband. Absolutely,
you will get no push back from me on that. Frank was god
damn terrible. You got open up your look at your horrible husband. That's
a that's a listen, we're gonna man, We're gonna say that TV dance
was great. So wait, the story didn't. So hold on. He
brought ray J back like his nephew. But it was really it was really
top and it wasn't and it wasn't even just his son. It was his
son that he had, but he was still with They flipped the whole script
on that ship. That was some mold like that's not like I said no
more. That was like, we're now Frank was really out here living because
so he really was ray J. Ray J is an illegitimate kid. And
then I don't think Moe and Miles wait, it was a lady, I'm
sorry I read here your comments. She said, I got put out of
class one time for saying my teacher hair was like Frank Mitchell. She was
pis. She should have put you outregious work. Absolutely, that's it.
He turned on bread with the ones working, told you the white boy one
off. I'll be back next week with a few months. Hey, Bricon,
how you take in your illegitimate son? That's that's so few because D
like for real, like Moa and Miles didn't even belong to D like D
didn't have no children. So Moisha and Miles up from a previous relationship.
And then that previous relationship you had this Nick the is the only motherucker with
no kids here? Why she stayed with her n D and D was bad?
She bounced? Did she gonna like to jamaicaus some ship? She went
to the island. I never watched the end. Yeah, I think she
left. I never make it to the end. Let me tell you something.
You ain't gonna you got many kids come out, and then Miles got
kidnapped, and then it was the end, like there are only there are
only two black shows like that can take you the top of my head that
I watched, like Martin Fresh Prince that I remember, like, hey,
this is a finale. Martin brought the little one Love on the wall and
ship will was you know, in there by itself ship looking on you know,
I feel like replaced, But I just I don't remember the ending of
a lot of like I don't remember the end of Family like I never I
can tell you I don't remember because I never watched it. I never watched
the end of Family matters like I never watched that, like even the point
where they flipped and Laura likes like, I never got to that point because
I never watched it. Proposes that kle goes to space episodes like they didn't
even come back, and like, at least I think they might have got
married at Magic Kingdom. But yeah, like they get married and all that.
So yeah, at the end of the show, Erclell finally gets this,
bitch, damn, how you taking your illegitimate son cousin? Because Laura
was a nigga, you know what, should have got a fucking found the
finale that didn't know Wayne's brothers, that's what they just went off, turned
them off. And maybe that's what because we may like and they had it
all bro we was finally gonna we were finally gonna pop, was gonna sell
the diner, was finally gonna get the meet their mama because their mama has
been a mystery the entire fucking show. Yeah, I think it was.
That's how because he's when he How old are they the difference between Mosa and
Brandy, I mean a Rayge and Brandy two years, like a year or
two in real life in real life, so I mean on the show,
ship if you bring him him on as your son. Well, I like
the way they played it. I think like and he was hanging out with
Masters, Like I knew this show was going down here when I saw Master
P show up, you don't do nothing good for nothing? Not that when
Fred will Star showed up, that wasn't No, they were still moving with
Fred row Star. Yeah, that was like forty because then I because I
remember at some point most started dating. I came and ship like I just
I didn't. I wasn't watching them though, I know that's diva man like
I just went back and beards watched that man, But Frank was horrible.
It was terrible. I rewatched one on one like Flex was ah, he
was really out here. Yeah, yeah, he had been dead and I
still don't know what flat out man. They're doing a reboot of Family matters.
No, don't do it. Don't hated everybody. I thought she was
asking us everybody right, he just said. I was mad that Erka was
still ugliest the fun What am I doing with the comments? Everybody talking?
Motherfucker, I'm trying to catch up. There's a lot of people talking around.
I'm trying to catch what I can. When she she's when she talks.
I put him up there. Flex was fine, though, so we
looked past it. I tell you what. I didn't look past him being
Michael Jackson. He was still older than Yeah, he was, but he
got to that point because Flex when they when the Homeboys and Out of Space
Ship was going on. I was like, but because he was having money
issues, so he started taking anything. It's it wasn't the show was he
looked? Was he still fine when he did Michael Jackson? Absolutely three things
that was like you did. There's three things. Flex will always be one
on one that's a hit. But you still was Michael Jackson and you still
let the Dame Hardison throw you off. Mother fucker back boy than six man
Larrys. I didn't know if that matter cast Yeah, because then Harriet say
that Erkle had a problem with her beef for or something. Okay, I
know it was. It was something about a beat between them your original show.
He was supposed to be a supportive like her show, right because this
spin off of perfect strength. Yeah, but that like when you go back
and you watch family Matters like before Urkle like was inserted, that's you're born
as fun. It is not good. They insidered him, everybody loved him,
kept on him, and they kept because he was just supposed to be
like one of them, like you hear you there, But he wasn't supposed
to be a part of the and then he became the show absolutely and that's
not his fault. He was probable. Kle was fucking everywhere as much as
motherfuckers probably hated him. Like Le was everything. Crossovers had a dance bro
Mysical said that right, like you will never escape your Urkle no matter what
you're doing, like and that's okay, bro, that was bullshit. See
what happened when you start doing ship that's not related is bullshit? Hey,
are you you have selective memory about Michael Jackson Savannah? I see, I
see how you are. I mean, I wouldn't recall that Harriet was my
fucking boring and Jellette White was not what's crazy do that character? He said
that he didn't like it. Yeah, well fucked up his whole life.
He was type He tried to sp his way out of that ship, and
it's definitely type cast. That's funny, the female said. Stefan came out.
They was like, whoa, that is still ugly. What are we
doing about? He's swabbing devon there. I never understood why er was all
over Laurel. You must be talking about because I know I know you not
talking about. I want to gather a group of folks and recreate the Ercle
dance. Okay, I'm back. Your friend was being a minace lic at
Shavanna. She said that was paid to. I agree. You know that
sign like applause. Hey, I started to leave this ship. He didn't
see the signs, especially when you catch you were like, that's still saying
arkle nigga. Alright, so we got get since she cut her hair,
we got a couple of videos that I need to get through tonight. Now.
Yes, it is exactly exactly what it is. That's just hilarious.
It is so but well, you know what, because we were just talking
about the Arkle Dance. We might as well go in and play that one.
So can you please put it? Because I watched it so many times
and I was crying. I was up in the middle of the night.
Stop head it. M hm, that's it, that's it. You're wanted
bot won't okay? Now he is there a way that you can mute our
mics? Because I really want y'all as watched it, were gonna play it
one more time. I really need y'all to hear these sounds that he's making.
What do you all right? Here? We go stop had a job
and yours wanted bof I would like to hear tea pain the commentary over that,
so many to send t Paine. Believe me, someone how watch this
so many time? Right? I laughed at them in the background that was
x Y. I'm like that I find someone. Nick said, why is
this so funny? Dude? Brust the hardest jumped down typewriter exhaust Hey,
but I still stand on that is the most entertaining concert you could ever see
in your life. There's no other hip hop concert ever that has to get
back up dying. I want to know that. I definitely need to pain,
like just comment that thrust work is wild. Right, them had me,
but they weren't doing that. You are really doing that? Yeah,
probably told him that I got Dan. I just went down a rab and
watching Hammer videos. If it's one thing Hammer gonna do, He's gonna dance
alco for what song? But that he Dan he dance and rap at the
same time top shape. That yelling. He ain't just rapping. He yelling
at the Hammer, and you will be rewarded. Britt, I'm I'm everybody.
Oh shout up to Nick niggas. Actually at home, you could have
been here. Oh Flint philosophy be a dancing motherfucker. If y'all saw Flip
play him in the bio pick, you already had one hammer. Another Hammer
being a menace is actually wild. Now he not a minute He's a gangster.
Niggas in the industry was afraid of getting Hammer. The fact that they
got the dude from forty year old version of Play Hammer Dance. Why Hammer
was getting to it. Britt, I just in boxing team. A lot
of terrorists is welcome here. We've had worst kid hell London child survived.
Man, that ship is so funny. So we're going. That's a lot
of chant to hurt. We move on to an actual on another music video
now, so we're gonna move on the job rules. Let me let me
finish my drink first, Trey, you wasn't here to see that. All
the ship I gave you about being a mechanic, I changed the car battery
to call her. Trey would have had your battery in with the second nigga.
She's shorter than I am. That ain't stopped trying. Yeah. I
saw her at the at the the Grandest opening yesterday and she walked by.
M Wow, you are challenged vertically. I did. But it's like like
I had hugged Denise first and then you know her. It's kind of like
it's a different Yeah, it's a difference if you just if it's herself,
expect I might trade because Tray makes me feel talk. Damn Like standing next
to Tray, I feel talk. So get to the job room. Music
video not the Little Rat. I'm mister sir, I'm sorry, I got
it. You see it. Yeah, I see his face the things that
m that's it. That's music videos Part one. Put it only by John
Rule, Little Mode and Vita. This song had the black community. And
you know, this song had the world in the choke hold to this day,
but the ship that this ship to try to notice them. Back in
the day, our music videos had a thing, all right. As you
can see here, joh Rule was pushing away. So he's getting arrested,
the police are coming, buy all blue shirts. I've never seen that situation
happened. His wife is destroyed, is being taken away. First shot of
him going to prison. Watch this freeze. Why is it a nigga beating
off? Soon as you get to the jail scene. We didn't need that.
How did this get okayed on settings like all right, camera speeding and
you're jerking, jerking and action? I thought, I understand this ship came
on after school moves kids. Imagine getting home from a tough pre capitulus class.
You're trying on one on six in park and it's a guy jerking it
on job wool video. I blame fat back televisions because the quality wasn't where
it needed to be, and we overlooked a lot of ship. I'm sorry,
I don't know what was funnier if it was that part of the fact
that how the fuck didn't niggas notice right, and these niggas is giving directions
NI some dry stroke you dick. Make it look real, okay, slow
down, make it look passionate, like you missed the girl idea. Yeah,
I'm telling you like I said to meet me earlier. I think they
said, okay, extra, we just need y'all to do what y'all think
niggas in jail do. And my guy was like, I'm gonna stand out.
Yeah, but a bunch of the director says, extras, be extra,
And the first thing you think about is beating your dick. I guess
the first thing. The setup for that is actually perfect because I have a
whole bunch of patrol officers coming to a Figures mansion to do a drug bus
is really crazy too. That was kind of crazy thing. So you go
from selling drugs, being stuck in the saale with the nigga that beat his
day insane. I'm talking about all in one scene. Na, I'm gonna
beat my dick to the song is not the beat, the beat you dick
to, that's what he's talking about. I ain't got no right. We
got to Atlanta. We gotta Jesus Doantae Christ coming soon. I thought we
had it already. Okay, I'm sorry, bruh. What was that moment
for? Was it with us laughing? That? Uh? Definitely probably because
wait, Tommy, Tommy was was tone in here the first time we played
it the Hamm video? No, Okay, it might have been. I
don't know, but we definitely got one. Earlier said while y'all really on
my heels, I mean, you gotta kind of stand up on your looking
to get some. I didn't. I didn't actually actually even go there.
Some people preferred, you know, Okay, can we highlight Nick about the
dry stroking? Please? I highlight Nick about the dry stroking you just did.
Nick said, dry stroking your meat is wild. There are so many
guys that dry beat, I mean, and I've always asked, like,
maybe y'all can answer, But I've always asked them, like, why is
it that niggas hate dry pussy but they will dry beat they dick? Niggas
don't want to bitch in their pussy dry because it's uncomfortable, So why is
it okay to beat your dick dry? Because you're putting that thumb on that
vein? Right? You control just grabbing your ship on his own yeah,
so it's not the friction from it tugging at the head is not comfortable,
niggas. You you dry stroking the ships, You just pumping that ship out
and vein when y'all put the grease and ship on it just just it's just
like the oils. The oils. I didn't like that. You like the
sound of the the oils give the feeling of the people, not try yes,
Nick, See, this is why y'all don't understand being a man.
Y'all in here like oh well, oh my goodness, what yeah, because
like for us like persantly here, so y'all think our hand is going back
up and up and down the shoot. No, you just depending on who's
sending in the video. They're doing that for They doing that for Hollywood.
So we're Hollywood at the videos. So we're Hollywood. Y'all get the Hollywood
video. It's just a big mess because now I got lotion all o myself
came on myself. Just it's a lot. It's a lot. It's just
a lot. Should have just scared the shot out of me right now,
all over yourself. I don't worry about this. This is mean time.
It's my time. Just that just beat his meeting gum machine gun can't right.
He's like, oh hey, nisay all yourself, not the coreld you're
giving yourself, playing on himself and playing on yourself. Is that what you're
doing? If it's dry and stay fun? And I guess it's just my
thing is you're just not into them. Niggas is so into Oh man,
I need to wet. I need the wet, I need to wet.
Here's here's they go up and down. Why are you worried about? Why
are you worried about the love things? And you asked him too many questions
because I wonder like what is the difference? Like why is this such a
big deal for men to be like, oh man, because I'm I'm self
serving. We just getting to it. You never saw a nigga at the
end of the porn pull out and jacking shut out. He ain't, he
ain't rubbing. Just the same oil they use on the booty is not what
they use on their show. That's because he's already at that point. Watch
it again, watch it. You gotta watch what he's doing. He's not
forget that. I record, poor nigga. I know you know my ship.
They already be at that point. They waiting they turn in the game.
Bang, they had nothing on it. It's different styles they took.
And then that's another They just wait their turn. They're just doing it to
keep the sensation there. I don't know, they just do it to keep
it up. That's what I'm saying. Niggas. I'm like, niggas,
don't spit on it or nothing. Maybe the same niggas. Don't gotta spit
on your hands. Just let it now. I feel like you asked even
if you buy yourself, you got blue mad, you gotta say that's that
kind of grease, nigga. You your ship is woild. That's some agreesous
work waives in. You know, it's crazy because it was it was called
blue Magic, but they still had agreement essential oils, you said yourself,
nigga, Yes, nick this nigga said this meantime? Uh, how wild
is it? The examine a being and finest? I just I never I
never got in. There are so I know, way more guys that dry
beat than niggas that actually you know, And I'm like, dude, you're
probably cracking the skin and ship. Just look buy some of serena body butter.
So now you're looking good. It's all soft and supple, and it's
like a honey. That would be wild if, like you hold your ship,
you spit on it, but like your spit on disconnect and you accidentally
suck it back up. Hell Yu Nick said, did you set the move
turn of like a little lower, warm up the room, get in a
HEATD blanket, but turn off. I smoked people and watched the movie.
I felt like I went on a date all by myself. Then I then
I smoked my boots and went to sleep. Yeah, you mind said,
dry beating sounds like punishment. Bro, You're saying you smoked your boots.
I'm never letting that go. I told y'all, I'm weird. Like the
only time I masturbate out in the open is when i'm recording it for content,
when I'm when i'm masturbating for self, when I'm masturbating for self in
privacy. And I told y'all, I rolled over on my stomach. Wow,
you probably feel like a stranger. Dave Chappelle said, if you sit
on your hand till it's no, and it feels like I'm not that because
I wouldn't be everybody is on one saying he smoked his boots. Your self
love is the best love. Go love yourself if you do it right,
you smoke your own boots. And that what y'all bought roses for. That
is not that ship. Y'all bought roses to smoke your own boots. And
all y'all do happen so to us To transition from jayru video dog beating his
big as the fun was going on in that sale, I'm talking, bro.
You think the camera man saw it. It was like, you're so
romantic, you're smoky. I don't say look at her. Put the boots,
want to be serenading, and so ship put in his ear pods and
feel like you're singing to himself, your red slipp on your heart beating your
dictive music sounds. Do you do you masturbates of music? I mean sometime
you know that might go to the beag a little bit. You got a
finger looking play with now you Michael Jackson, Nah No, you're gonna do
Yang twins. You just say waiting, wait till I beat this did D
like I don't beat this penis up like there's a lot of thought. This
was a judge free zone. You know the judgment. You're the most judgment
nigga at the table. Well, you know what, I don't know.
Tommy took the cake about niggas that just pull up, eat and go home.
You might be judgment. Like he was mad. He's mad about the
Mchlical League. He definitely was mad about up again. Hey one dude was
like, I do it. A couple do it all the time. Proud
of that ship beating your digging to a seizure. That might be the best
orgasm you get, but you might not survive it. I don't know.
We do ship from twin all. Giving people their flowers is different. It's
different. Kaylor gave me some flowers today, Like I'm not fucking allergic to
him. She's trying to take me out, y'all. Under God to being
a good friend. I would she'd be like, she brought you. It's
beautiful, she brought you some daisies. Hopefully you'll push thes. I never
want an orgasm to send me to the upper room. Neither how he died.
But transitioning from joy Ruse video, we have another prison video for you
now. I really want to know what is going on, Like where this
is allowed because I remember back in the day when I went to this was
pre felony, when I was actually able to visit people in prison. When
I went, like, they were really really strict about like what you could
wear going it like because they didn't want to like getting excited and ship like
that. So the video to the left of the hammer video Dog that's still
shot of him. It's hilarious, Like you about to hear it st start
up again. We might have we might have to take that down because it's
just drug dick is really des I'm sorry, Like it don't feel like you're
rubbing notebook papers. Drug vio Dick? Really just how where did this occurred?
Right? Not long ago? You had a chick across the street yep,
showing her ass and they was all in the windows like, oh my
goodness, she just came. But this is like bruh, I don't know.
I only ask is it real? Because if you are on the internet,
you know the streamer casanaves no, and he just did this big skit
where he did like this, it's like this twenty four hour stream but he
rented a place. Oh that was the one that was upset when husband was
called that man by his name, well Nikko, and they're in jail and
that's the skip though. It's like, you know, everybody, wait,
it was a jail. I thought that living dancing. No, that's again
when I when I just said, he was you know who is but you
don't know yet. And I'm telling you he's doing this twenty four hour stream
and they were all in jail, but it's not real jail. But they're
all pretending like this is a bunch of famous nigga like there Chrishan Rock like
and they all just they got a orange jumpsuits and walking around like he just
said they wouldn't out each other. After that, yeah, I thought that
ship. Whose idea was it? Yourself? Break up? Folks over there
trying to read a book. You just hearing what you what you read nigga
green eggs and ham no means no funk away from me. Hey hey when
he made that, I am, Hey, some nigga was licking the window.
He was straight licking. There are some people that said, that's not
ass, that's window. SA put on the fuck out that window. That's
why I said. I was like, my last basement party was off the
fucking chain. I didn't even know these people. I don't like, I
don't know how it got so big. Yes, niggas put the hole in
the dry ball because of that ship was crazy and we noticed it was I
was like, how the funk that happened? Nobody knew? Who did?
We did Cotur because you know, she was like my cousin Katur is the
exact same size as Denise, Okay, so she used to get the man
handled that. She was always just like Denise, always popping and you know,
gonna throw her fucking back out. But she was always the one that
they would pick up and like and like, they put the big hole in
the drywall in the basement, and I was like, but that wasn't even
the craziest part of the night. The craziest part of the night was when
because it was for my birthday, I didn't know it was gonna be these
many people like it was motherfuckers from neighborhoods. Didn't even fucking know. I
was like, bro, who told all these people? I didn't know these
people? So it got to where all you here? So we started charging
because it wasn't supposed to be that big. That motherfucker was shaking there was
a there was a nigga and we we didn't realize it until the party was
over and how many people were leaving. I'm like, all of a sudden,
the nigga that had been in the park because nobody drove. Nobody drove
to this party, so everybody either walked or they caught the bus or some
shit. Nobody drove, nobody had cars. We wasn't at that point yet
when I tell you some ship and at the end of the b and this
nigga who had been in my basement the entire time, this nigga pulled a
shot outside an update and niggas bro here with the thing on the whole time
time, right, I'm like, that was definitely one of two six niggas
broke. You can't tell me no different like this nigga side and I'm like,
had like ship, like nigga he was like what the chest and niggas
said pume. I was like, Bro, Nope, m mm hmm,
nope. That nigga had the cage on this fucking right live. I will
never forget, bro. We was fucking teenagers and I'm talking like this was
I think this may have been like the summer and maybe like freshman year.
It it definitely wasn't pass sophomore year, so I had to be like freshman
year. But that nigga had that motherfucker in his past, like on the
side of his leg all night. Like, bro, Now what if I
was, you know, the birthday girl came up and threw a little something
on you and shit, and this motherfucker's dope. Like right, you had
a party, nigga, And then it's crazy because it's like, my like,
we didn't have that type of vibe like whenever we threw like house parties
and shit, like it was never like no type of drama like that.
But these was people who I didn't even fucking know, Right, Yeah,
Nix said, niggas is gonna hide a gun by any means necessary. El
said, I heard that before, heard of that before. Get that that
ship was wild because I'm like, nobody was beefing like inside the party or
like none of that kind of shit. Yeah, but outside I don't know
what happened, But I was like, that's outside your jurisdiction. A right,
yes, exactly, right. Hey, let me take you something you
know that saying when they say ass and elbows, where you gotta robb he
pulled a shot down from somewhere. I remember not understanding. That's the whole
time you're sitting there like, wait, where'd you get that from? You
don't be hanging over your ship. You're like, no, nigga, you
finished. Niggare going out here? No, Bro, you gotta explain.
I'm like, no, I'm looking at you for ten minutes. Bro,
you walked over here. I'm like, David, David Blaine, open up
your open up your trunk because because what you're not gonna do is come bribe
me on some pen and tailor shoot niggas open, okay, pass me the
pass the shotgun. I hmm, let's put the cars. It's a banana.
You gonna get a shot. Absolutely. You see that with Harrison for
is get the fun out of my house? Told me to get out of
the house. They could open the orange. Is that your card? They
could magically robbed this crazy, big ass gun. You're right, I'm gonna
give you this money in a minute. Just let me know how that happened
that brother. Look, if you tell me how you did it, nigga,
you couldn't have everything on me right now, No questions asked but you
I need to know this ship because where was it? You like that?
You're right? That was that was right because because now to America. Now
I'm at the point and now I'm at the point where I'm conflicted. I
don't know if I'm mad that you ribbing me or I'm impressed how you did
be more impressed, like you know what, I don't know I've been right
now, let me take this off. Really this I didn't think about it.
Question me, I don't know what. I know what I saw.
I hain't laughing because that's the dramatic ship I've been ribbing before. L O
L it gave us okay, but but it's just wild because like you really
sit and I can picture that, like question, where did you get to
going from ship? It should appeared. He walked up to me and said,
my god, damn b Yeah, that ship is crazy. So I
have told y'all several times you give up the loop because you're impressed by the
All right, like, niggas, where did we hide it? Let's flo
off the map and show you. Oh bro, this is that's terrible.
If there's some pocket you gotta run, don't worry because I'm the gun,
I'm the glock. I'm the glock. I'm the glock. That is some
crazy ship. Jess almost as would as like a nigga holding life between his
butt cheeks. I feel like there's a video some moving on. What okay?
Now we have talked about the video where the chick em the turd and
it hit against last. Yes, if I'm ever in bed with a nigga
and he fucking Serena Williams a piece of doochie across the room. No,
I know what my booty whole heat up? What time it was? I
look, I told you the story me and Bete. That's not bad.
When this is gonna be part of the recap, so it's gonna come up
again. But when we were in the hotel room, so because it fits
with the story, I'm I'm gonna go ahead and I'm retelling now. So
it was Bade. It's not based birthday a couple of years ago and we
had a room. We was chilling. We were you know, we was
drinking doing a lot. Now, any other time I'd be cool with like
mixing liquors and you know, just I clearly overdid it. And I think
it was because we had that flavored shit. Like something happened. It was
like honey flap, it was something. It was sweet, so I had
mixed stat it was crown. Apple was a bunch of shit. So by
the time we ate, yeah, it was just it was, you know,
yeah, I don't like cause, like y'all know, I love crown
like gry, but I don't like that maple crown Like it's just yeah,
I can't do that. So what happened was shut up, Nick, she's
talking like you shirted money business. So we go to the hotel. We
get busy, we doing our shit. We cool. The next morning we
wake up. It's his actual birthday on the morning we wake up, so
we're supposed to be going to brunch and doing all this little shit and you
know, going to Potto and doing stuff for his birthday. But I get
up, I go to the bathroom. I didn't even know I had to
ship. So I've told y'all several times how when I have to poop and
I feel like it's gonna be loud, I spread my butt cheeks apart,
so you know that sound don't vibrate between your booty cheeks. It come out.
It sounds like it's like like, you know, like letting the air
out of balloon, but without the little flappey rubber park. So I did
what I always do. I spread my butt cheeks to poop undetected so that
it doesn't echo on a toilet seat when I sit down. A shit on
the wall. Now, you gotta clean the walls. The story, the
story and like the pictures of the group chat from me telling to me and
Rabbi and Monte, all of that is in the group. So I said
red, and all of a sudden, I'm like, what was and where
did that go? And I turn around and it's like and it's like droplets
on the wall and on the oh, it definitely is the wall. So
I have to get you know, something like obviously, like you know,
I gotta clean it up, you know. So I'm like, dude,
what the fuss? Like my stomach. So at this point I sit down
and I'm like, oh my god. So I got my phone on me.
Obviously, I start fake talking to my mom on the phone and make
it seem like I'm just in there on the phone. And that's why I'm
taking so long. I couldn't turn the sink on because it's one of those
hotels where the sink is outside of the bathroom door, so it's only the
toilet in the shower, but the double sink is outside, so I can't
turn the sink on, so I'm getting stepped. So at this point I'm
like, all right, I go, I finish up, and I'm thinking
that you know, it's done because, like I said, my stomach wasn't
hurting or anything. It's amazing in the lens of things, you will go
through the high very simple natural ship from a person that you probably did some
real unnatural ship with. No. No. This was when we first reconnected
again. This was like bro, and you know, you can't poop in
front of the niggas. He like skin you know, he weird. But
now I don't care and he probably let you know what. So I go
to the bathroom. I finished, and I'm like all right, you know
yeah. So I'm like, you know what, No, let me alone.
It's still there, you know what. I'm just I'm gonna pull of
that in the group and I'm gonna read y'all the actual text messages have you.
I'm happy for you. I am, because now I'm not the only
one I know, it's just the fact that you had to clean it off
the wall. About if these walls would talk. Come on, man,
you gotta black. Imagine hearing a voice like you just shipped on me.
Yeah, that's that's really this is nasty work. I hope you have the
housekeeper. Hey, I cleaned it up myself. Okay, so I'm pulling
up because I did. I sent it to them and rabbing into me was
like no help whatsoever? H because was like, dude, what is that?
But what is that? She just kept type because she is one of
the confirmations to be like, I know, I'm not just seeing what I
just saw. And I told the worst people that you can possibly tell,
like I told my tape. Well, I I ended up telling Facebook anyway,
because you know how that can go. It wasn't bad. It was
just it was like you on Grand Adams if blinded. I you don't even
know you, Clint, don't what you be saying? Yeah, to look
up the lego file. We need a logo file to talk about this word
conversation, conversation. How do we start this conversation? I don't know how
we got here. You exploded on the walls, O man, why did
I start singing it? And not the right way either, And here you
go, Timmy, it reminds me of it up you remember, I think
it's I think it's the first scary movies and Ray and Brenda is in the
room about to have a session. Man, he's like to dirty too much.
I think you offered a fart in his mouth. I'm getting the text.
We're gonna play the video on how this story even became relevant. So
played them one next to uh wait to the right of him out the moment
the cords mhm mm hmm. Okay. I'm trying to be quiet because like,
I don't want her to hear me. Put this bitch inviting me over.
You're like, man on my Facebook dating, and it's like, what
the fuck is she on my Like what the fuck? She like went to
her room after one blunt, Like I just I just said, why.
I guess that's win a y'all. This picture is on some crazy chick.
She forgot that her phone was hooked up to a TV. So after she
smoked a blunt with a chick who came over, Uh it was like Facebook
dating or whatever. Her stomach was hurting, so she was in there googling
like how the fuck with an upset stomach? So all of them little searches
and ship that she was doing hold on because I'm no, because they can't.
I thought it was gonna be bigger than that on the screen. Do
you see what they just said? Maybe I never shipped on nobody though.
It was no r K situation on the pitch. So I'm so the very
first search that she had it had how to hunch with a messed up stomach?
Then it said sex with upset stomach? Who needs Jesus, I ain't
do nothing that's not me trying touch. So in my case, afterwards,
like you know, I went cleaned up and I kind of just like sat
there for a minute. He wanted to fuck again, but I knew.
I was like, no, but I knew my stomach was messing up?
Can I have sex if I have diarrhea? Like I'm reading like the searches
that they doing, right, Like one of those sensations create the other sensations.
So you don't want to want to risk ways to make your online date.
I want to hook up. But yeah, so so he wanted to
fuck again. I was like, hey, you know what I'm you know,
they got complimentary breakfast and ship. I'm gonna run downstairs, go see
what they got. I'll bring you something up. So I go downstairs.
I went downstairs, and I didn't go nowhere near the muffins and shit.
I went immediately to the bathroom on the first floor and let the finish.
My booty hole was hot, broke, like you know how when you got
like, what's it a Bunsen burner, like when you're heating up chemicals and
ship and chemistry glass. Like I felt like a motherfucker just went and just
turned the flames up. So I go and I said, I'm like,
so I'm texting him. I'm like, dude, I'm like, now I'm
downstairs and it's a lot of bathroom Like it felt like I'm misting out of
my ass. I don't know what to do, so well, think about
it. From all that liquor, Yeah, it was liquor shits basically,
especially because we went from we had all of this ship and then this nigga
threw in some I'm like, where the fuck did you even get ian J
from? Oh? Damn, So we had crown, we had like and
you known't even like Hennessy. But we had a whole bunch of shit.
But he ended up pouring like ian J. Yes, yes, so at
this point, but I'm down. I didn't know, you know how your
granny hit us with the skull. No, he was just yeah. So
I finished up and I'm like, all right, you know, I'm I
feel I'm cool. So yeah, so I come upstairs with muffins and ship
because I ain't gonna you know. So I get upstairs and you know,
put the muffins down and ship and this thing is trying, and I'm like,
you know what, it's your birthday. I got you. So I
to sucking dick like my life depends on it, because I'm like, bro,
you cannot go anywhere. We're on recovery mode right now. So so
do that finish with good. So I'm going to bathroom and I turn the
shower on, so hop in the shower, get cleaned up. Bruh.
As soon as that hot water hit me, my stomach said, so now
I have to get out of the shower. And if you know anything about
when you sit on the shower, I mean you sit on the toilet immediately
when your ass is wet, slipping myself and that motherfucker just went nothing.
Now I'm thinking the shower is on. He watched ESPN out there, bro
higher thing from the so I feel like him asking me for more sex.
He was sucking with me just to see if I was gonna do it.
So he ended up bringing this up to me like way later down the line,
and he was like, remember that day. It was like but so
like I went through all of this ship for fucking nothing to do. But
it wasn't that. It was just it came out of nowhere and it was
it was like it was liquid ship like it just that's not how I planned
on going. So but that that wasn't the end of it. So there's
wait, there's so we are all so we're all the way out in Brookfield.
Now this nigga, I have to take him all the way down to
damn near the east side because we dropped his car off and hopped in the
truck. So on the way down I'm cool dropping him off, Like it's
like, I'm like, bro, it's not even my bathroom. You know
how when you get close to home, shit get a little dicey. Yeah,
we getting close to his house. We get close to uh to where
his car is and he's sitting there. He's talking for a minute. He's
like, you know, I, well you're going here, and I know,
you know, they were talking about doing something for me whatever, whatever
what you're doing. Later, I'm like, I don't know, just you
know, go ahead. I know they're waiting on you. You know,
let me know if you want to hook up letter So he get out.
The entire time I am driving like this. When I tell you my my
fucking foot I caught, I was like, bro, please don't let me
crash. I thought I was gonna fucking crash because I caught a Charlie Force
and my driving foot because I was clenching my ash cheeks of fr So I'm
flying up on the lap. I get home ree in the bathroom, so
you know what I have to do. I have to go in the basement.
My mom has one of the medical com modes. So I am shitting
in this fucking disable medical toilet with a pack of baby wipes on my lap,
wondering how I got to this point. So April twenty first, twenty
eighteen was one of the worst days of my entire fucking and I am going
to go in the in the Facebook group and I'm a bump the PICTUREL like
y'all can see the story like of me texting Rabbie and Monte now because the
story you know how when you texting ship and you actually actually using like pictures
and and videos and ship like it just but yeah mm hmmm mmmmm, which
means that once I was done in the bathroom, was clear, Now I
got Now I gotta go jump the jump scoop and poop like a scooping score
scoop and poop pooping mind lost his ship when he's in the picture of the
medical toilet you in it? No google the picture of it to let him
know what I was the old school partty for the kids. Wo, it
was legit. Come it is a pail that is let on to the bottom
of a plastic seat. And I'm sitting there in the dark with a pack
of baby my laugh like lying talking about some god I'll never drink again.
Mm hmmm, Like if you just let me get through this one more time,
about this, when I gonna do it again? Come on, I'm
gonna be back next weekend. You don't drink j you sick fu. And
then when they start making flavors of that ship. I'm like, y'all want
to be crowned roll so bad. The budget man when I worked there pickures
saying they had a big ass display of that ship. It's the front with
a sign apple flavor. Ian J b the fuck by this ship, but
we gotta sell it. I did not know if it's because that's why Sarak
Sarak Brandy is supposed to actually be a competition for Heendessy because Cornac is actually
brandy that's made in Cornac, France. It's the same ship. So I
and Jay and tennessee that I don't have. Yeah, I don't drink Sac
and it's not because like the flavor of it is nasty. Sat puts me
the fuck to sleep. I can never drink Sarak without going night like no
other liquor does me like that. So roc is damn. Maybe I need
to get that ship from my assign then just start taking chot to Yeah.
See Sarah got me in trouble long time ago. So I'm a tequila no
forty dollars. This ship likes oney five all right, you jam and well
I'm feeling him, bro. That was right here, it though, So
I'm gonna go bump the uh, go ahead, Nick, I just bumped
the story. You freaking up and hey the older you get the sentative kicking
faster Oma look up him sleep. So I just bumped. So if you
were in the group, if you're in the group, you should be able
to go and uh and view the post because I just bumped it. And
it has both of the text convos from when I was texting to me and
Rabbie and then when I was texting my table. All the pictures amongst every
other things do tail last last time, last time, Nikki told us the
story she was changing. Keep your story, Nick, yeah fast, thank
you for the disclaimer, Nikky kind of wild. Wait wait wait wait living
living life much love to live. All right, so this next story is
it's not related to anything. It was just Hilariousore you go to your next
story. Yes, we should have a segment called where the did tone go?
Yeah brash everything chickens everything like, come out, okay, continue.
This is how you became mister because he just be like because I showed I
show was like I can sneak on. He just fucking bounces. This is
not related to anything, but it was fucking hilarious to me because I felt
bad. But when I saw the caption and it was like billet villain ors
his story. Those are always hilarious to me. Hey man, now everybody
eat ass? Who is changing niggas papers? He was like, Nick,
you gotta tell us more stories. I was like, last time tells the
stories changing everybody one has a carnage of trick or treat? Can bodies roll
have no witnesses? All right, so we don't play the second video both
third. If you're looking at are you going tonight? The lady boys We're
going to watch night the show the Lady boys of Bank. They're not actually
girls, they're boys. They told you we're girls. Bathe over a girl?
They haven't. But what if you hear it from them and they actually
said to you, I am a boy. Are we about to get it?
So they are m hm they told him, but he wasn't getting it.
They were like, where are you going? He was like the lady
boys of being capped. He was like, they're not actually ladies, they're
boys. He was like, no, I'm telling you they're real women.
He was like, no, what if you hear from them that you know
they're boys? He was like, I'll be human, but they was.
He was excited when they were stripping the ship. But then everybody, what
not the homie with the CHROMI that's the that's the episode with chrome. It's
not. I told y'all, is you read through Franklin? Nor is your
read through Franklin? Because niggas are idiots. Well, Hey, shout out
to Nick and the comments talking about dining on the Ducci. You said the
man had his heels to Jesus because I was dining on his Ducci's fine.
Fine. Find a video of Camm talking about that. That was hilarious.
I mean he got the internet don't work fast like the clips of his show.
I didn't know Mace was this. I knew Cam was funny off his
slow draw makes ship way funnier, so long to get to. So you
have a lyric that says, I don't know what you was thinking when you
said this ship and dog was dying. This is crazy. I don't understand
how slow he talked. He can catch the pause so fast, you like
pause. I love crazy. I love them together. They are so hilarious
like that. Chemistry is just he was talking about the hour. He said,
I know you people don't care, he said, no, we're lying.
We do care what you your like, Nick, you weren't you weren't
here yet, because that's what that was one of the first things we talked
about, because you you weren't in a comment ship. Yeah, but but
we definitely posted those screenshots and we had a full conversation about how people are
fucking idiots. Anatomy is a form. Just was not paying attention to that.
But it's, like I said, and it's it's even more sad because
there are women online that don't know better. And I'm like, you are
throwing pussy around way too much to not know how it works. I'm sorry,
Nick, I didn't know if you was gonna be able to make it
today. Douccie is the new word. Can you stop? M cat m
hm. I tan't deal with y'all was blowing on that. So in other
news, I'm not sure if you are aware, but our beloved Kiki Palmer
has fire and restraining order against that Nigga Darius Like serious or like it's just
like offer interpretation. Okay, I understand the serious matter, but the people
who watch this show, no, we can't take ship. Yeah. So
We're gonna go through the story and then you know, we discussed it.
She submitted security camera footage as part of her request for restraining order again her
ex Darius Jackson, which allegedly shows him physically assaulting her in her home.
As we reported, Kiki went to court on Wednesday seeking soul custody of her
eight month old son. Every time I seen Leota's second so upset. Yes,
yeah, Leotis Jackson like bro just sounded like he was born knowing how
to fix fucking carburetor. Uh damn almost begumbo, uh you said. However,
she also filed a restrained order against Darius, a legend she faced many
instances of physical violence with him, including one as recent as Sunday. According
to new docs obtained by TMZ, Kiki's now presenting footage she claims was recorded
in February twenty twenty two, Darius choking me and body slamming me onto the
stairs after he got violently jealous and irrationally angry over a bikini picture. Y'all
can tell I used to read out loud class, I used to have my
hand up like this. I wasn't one of them. Definitely was a reader
too. I don't want to do I'll be drawing, so yeah, she
said. Kiki claims Darius got enraged after showing him the bikini pick of her,
despite allegedly not showing it to anyone else but him, adding I simply
showed it to him on my phone as I was proud of what I had
accomplished. The actress says Darius abused her over two days after that, with
the security footage only capturing some of what she says happened, showing Darius allegedly
grabbing her around the neck and slamming her on the stairs. Don't forget,
Darius publicly shamed Kiki's outfit choice at an Usher concert back in July, over
a year after this alleged altercation over a photo of her bikini. Kiki's mom,
Sharing has since spoken out against Darius and his brother, who she claims
knew Darius was abusive but didn't do a thing about it. Now, I
didn't see and apparently it's deleted. I'm sure somebody has it, but I
didn't see the tweet that Darius's brother may. But Mama Kike schnapped like she
called that nigga all kinds of fuck boys like she went the fuck off.
So Tom made a post that's actually going viral now and he was like,
look, we don't even hear Kicky ma'ma talk. So whatever they said he
did, he did that ship. All I know is if I'm the daddy
and I see those pictures niggas with masks showing up, you ain't gonna see
Darius no more. Darius is gonna be locked up in the basement, tied
up somewhere. Every time I get get mad about some ship, just gonna
get kicked in his ship. But he's gonna be tied up some pipes in
the basement. Do that. Before Nick said, fucked that beige bastard.
She was trying to kill us. You're on the low, El said,
like, damn, niggas, can't sit your ass in the background to be
a house daddy right hit in front of his bench and to take the count
you feel you felt like you could go beat up USh. That's who you
should have been shooting the fame. But there were like, there were a
lot of disturbing things, like you know, when me seeing online like I
said that was like, man, I don't believe that because Kiki ain't even
the type to go for that, and it's like, bro, y'all don't
know until something happens when they actually gets set off because you don't know what
people's triggers are. Actually figure out what a person's trigger is. And then
there's that who's that nigga the bad essence made a nice piece on her like
since this or or what nig I think they just did it like happened to
be around the same time. She's like beloved by everybody. They love her
authenticity, they love her transparency. Then I saw something some nigga said she
just seemed like the type that would make a low key nigga uh popper in
the office something like that, And I'm like, which is why I posted
what I posted on Friday. I can actually read that, please do nigga
open like that agga, And everybody was there was like, you must be
a fucking a music because somebody make you put your hands on and I've dated
some slick ass mouth chicks. Well, I told you what my superpower my
post I made on Friday, and that said my Friday thoughts my two cents.
If your first question is why the hell did she stay instead of how
the hell could he hit her, then you're part of the problem that sounds
as victims and protectors abusers. So she probably said some slick shittn't deserted it.
So there's that. Didn't the ig post basically saying we love you.
I know they did, we love Nick Walker. I dropped a tear reading
that, Oh the essence man. And the other day, I think the
day after the report came out, I think that big that nigga couldn't handle
his position, calling him a bigger like a bitch nigga. I think intentional.
I never heard bigger, but probably was slick at the mouth. Yeah,
slick at the mouth, don't get you slammed down to the floor.
Let's that's the thing, and that's throw at you and you getting and getting
slicking. But she was just standing there. M h. Anyway, Yeah,
I'm gonna go on the other side of that one because it's like a
few if you still think, regardless of what a person says, it don't
make it. That does not cause for you to be able to go ahead
and put your hands on somebody. And I'm saying that from experience because I
am a domestic balance survivor. And yeah, by shut the fuck up.
Being stick at the mouth doesn't mean but this is the thing that kills me
about these type of niggas. Those are the type of niggas who feel like
it's okay to put their hands on a woman because her mouth was slipped.
But they don't do that when a nigga talk crazy than that, they don't
feel like, oh, this nigga disrespected me with his mouth, not finna
put my hands on y'all. Don't do that then, then it's all no,
big bro wouldn't even like that. Let me holler at you. I
just want to chop it up with you. Then. But you feel like
it's okay to put your hands over a woman who you know you're physically strong
and is because she said something you didn't like. But the nigga can full
out hold you and punk you, and y'all don't do nothing about it out
to hear, they don't make a difference why being one. That's why he
asked before, like, so is this a serious thing or relate you know,
up for interpretation, But right I asked first, I put the disclaimer
because I wasn't gonna take the ship serious. Come on, man, until
somebody put their hands on me, and it's an ass. It's definitely an
ego. It's definitely an ego issue. If I'm in a situation with somebody
who's making a bag and I'm the one who's getting residual bag, I'm shutting
the fuck up. I'm just shutting the funk up. You know what,
There's nothing you can say to me. You know what I've learned the twenty
twenty three I would like to not be in these niggas group chat. That's
exactly what I've learned. I won't be a nobody's group chat because a lot
of shit that I'm not saying what happened should have happened. But what I'm
saying a lot of shit just we shouldn't know about. She shouldn't be getting
here. But if you like that's why do we know what's going on?
Because celebrity. So when she files this, they it ain't like she just
came out and saying, hey, I fought a restrainer or she never made
any She's not comment about anything. So everybody else like, mm hmmm,
that'd be my thing. That's just like the nigga that fucking played around with
my baby. Send your pictures. Shit, he didn't go telling motherfuckers a
I was arrested for DV Nigga saw ship because that's public record and they put
it out here. That's what people do. Yeah. I just don't get
in DV ship m DV is not taking serious enough. And that's what's devastating
about it. Yeah, the fact that it was questioned whether or not it
really happened, and if what, what did she do? Kind of ship.
It's always a niggas that don't look like they be that woman. Mhm.
That's how my ax was because as soon as I was like, it's
like Joel all over again, smoking up ground man. Oh no, My
mom talks about that to this day. Like Uncle Carl he was on his
knees begging. Mama was like, I thought he was gonna try to suck
Carl dick the way he was down there and he got his ass with police,
didn't even get they took him. They put him in the dank.
He only had one shoe. Hey. She'd be standing over me talking about
Nigga. I bought everything you wear you down here draws. I'm like,
well, Ship, can you buy me some mouth? It's the side can
give me, some moth, little tight. She's running, running the horse,
beating the doors. Police took THEMN near an hour to get there.
Oh this is what you call. You called the wow. Oh, she
said, because the nigga threw her out in the room. Half nigga,
And that's happened to me before, except I was completely butt naked outside of
my fucking apartment building and it was snow outside. Nigga, we live in
fucking Wisconsin. So no, this was me. This was on a oh,
one hundred and fourth in Congress. I was like, not long ago,
I was driving down Capital. I saw some chicken running naked, running
in with the police car. No, this was long long. I was
like, wow, the ship, but she got tote everything. He got
mad because he got caught cheating. So I went home and tell him,
like, you can get your ship. You can go like go back where
you was. Just take your ship there. So now you're mad because I'm
I'm not gonna fight with you about this. I'm not gonna argue about Just
go over there with that bitch. You cool. Just take your ship with
you. Get your ship. Then you wanted to fight and ship and start
stripping motherfuckers and it was just it was a big thing. And when I
tell you, this motherfucking kicking and screaming butt ass naked and threw me outside
and locked me outside in the cold, and I was out there fucking so
long I couldn't get an aint hand, no keys or nothing. So I've
been there and and it's a lot of people that look at it like,
damn me, MEI don't seem like the type to be going through ship like
that. And it's like, yeah, me hitting them in this shit.
But it's like this is a nigga, like, yeah, I'm I will.
I will fight you until I cannot fight you anymore. That don't mean
I can fucking overpower you. So what I don't never hear. I never
hit anybody first. But you're not just right. One thing. One thing
I've always said Now, I'm not just gonna sit here and be like,
oh yeah, I'm finna hit this nigga and the ship and he better not
hit me back. I don't hit anybody. I keep my hands to myself
unless I feel like you are a threat to me and you and myself.
I told y'all what my kill box is like broke gone, like leave me
alone, but I'm never I don't care who you are, whether I feel
like I can win or not. I'm never sitting here and just taking an
ass women. I am not shaming anybody who you know they feel like they
got a ball up and protect theirselfs. You do what you have to do.
But I feel like, nigga, if you're finna try to beat my
ass or you're finna try to kill me, I'm gonna make you fucking work
for it, because that's how I was taught. So anytime I've been in
that kind of situation, like nigga, I'm I'm finna fight you as hard
as I fucking can, like I'm literally fighting for my life type shit.
So that's what it was. Let's uh said, how do niggas get into
physical fights with women unless you just physically beating the breaks off of you?
And I've said many times on this pod on Facebook and you know, to
people I love, like I have never been for women feeling like they can
put their hands on me and just because they're women, Everybody, keep your
hands to your fucking self because if you go off feeling like you could just
keep hauling off and hitting his niggain and shit, and then he get one
good backhand on your ass, and now you want to go call your brothers,
you cousins and your uncles and then they condone this shit because they're like,
whole ass, nigga, you put your hands on my sister, like
you don't see this, nigga all knoed up. You were the reason why
she's like that, why she feel like it's okay because you know that no
matter what, y'all go have her back. Kid said, people don't even
want to help any situations. That's sad too. My neighbors heard what was
happening to me and wouldn't even open the doors for me. I had to
find the phone and call on my own, shaking my head that people don't
want to be involved in shit, and that's that's sad. But the other
part of it too, is like with my situation, I went to the
police department the next day and I had pictures and everything, and I still
had like the bruising and the scars and stuff on me, and they told
me because I did not call when it was happening, that they couldn't do
nothing. So then I had to go downtown and then follow my restraint order
and everything like that to get everything moved along. So that's another thing too,
where it's like where is where do we draw the line? So Tayler,
based off of what you just said, I'm about to pay play a
a real that I had saved a lot of people got by stander syndrome.
Yeah, she said it to my Facebook in boxes to you. Yeah,
yeah, I think that's that's also weird too, like a lot of people
got by standing. Like if it's ten motherfuckers outside and it's something's happening over
there, nobody will do living because they just assumed somebody else. They put
their phone in the heart right started recording and stuff. But all right,
I just said there, yeah, Taylor said. I definitely wasn't defending myself
at first. Then I got tired and fought back, but it took a
while. I just never been a fighter yet, see, and I'm the
complete I was like, I've literally always been a fighter, like I had
to be. I was small, and motherfuckers always thought that I was the
one to fuck with out of everybody. When I was the one that was,
you know, mildly little. I was regarded had delicious and ship.
I had little problems and whatnot. Don't hit me. I would hate to
hate to be in the county for washing my girlfriend, especially because I love
her so yeah, and and and and that's the thing, And it's like
the expectation that's placed on me and not to hit women back, like humans
don't have reflexes, exactly what you only got with so many slaps because listen
before the beats by Drake and when I tell y'all, I almost fucking clear
jelly bean bro because Jelly the elbow and my shit too hard and it was
an accident, but it was a reflex, like I literally had to catch
myself from caving in her forehead because it was just a you get hit that
hard, your pay response and everything instant, like who you gotta fuck,
you gotta redirect you know that energy that was about to be that fucking thingos
our stone bunch. I gotta go for a walk. Here we go.
If you are not related to us, yes, If you are not dating
us, yes, If you're not having some sort of physical relationship to us,
yes. If you don't find us attractive, I don't know about the
attraction thing, but the other three for sure. If you don't find us
polite enough, true, kind enough, that too, quiet enough, sure
that our lives are not worth protecting? Is that what you're telling us?
Is that the precedent you're setting. Yes, yes, yes, that's the
precedent that we're setting. I'm not being held responsible to protect what I am
not accountable for. I am also not to be held responsible for protecting those
with the behavior that is not worthy of being protected of. Why. Well,
it puts me at risk. It puts me in danger, and the
trade off for men are potentially fatal. Are y'all telling us that if you
are not related to us? So? Unfortunately MICHAELA said that that's that's the
video? Did it reminded me of It's unfortunately true in some cases. I'm
not I'm not one hundred percent agreeing with them. But how many opportunity?
How many times have we seen it where you can come to the rescue of
somebody end up? Did there's that? There are times where people get involved
and unfortunately the female gets mad. I turned against the person that's right and
help them. So, like you know, I get why people are,
you know, hesitating about it, but there are people that won't even call
for help like you don't have to visit and intervene right to assist. You
got other ways that you can help, Like motherfuckers would just stand around and
act like they don't see it, or like move out the wing. And
she's like, bro, like I was staying in and Washington Heights in the
duplex. Now, I was staying downstairs. Nigga upstairs dragging a chick down
the stairs. She's screaming, I'm looking at this going on. So I
called the police and because she's standing outside with early ship and they still cuss
on whatever. Somehow she disappears and goes out to the Sunset Shire. I
don't know, but he goes back upstairs. The police come like, yeah,
you call. I was like, yeah, what going on over there?
He's like, what did you hear? I was like, I told
you where I heard. I explained everything that I heard that do you know
the guy's name? I said, he's right there. You just ask him
like I don't know the nigga like, but he said, he's like right
there asking me all the questions that he could ask the person right there.
I'm telling him exactly what happened. I wasn't getting involved. I was looking
thro the winter, Like, what the fuck is going on? Because all
crazy ship? That was a crazy motherfucker. I don't know what he's like,
an ex like marine or some shit, all right, because I talked
to him. He a cool nigga, but he wasn't you know, we
on that henty. I don't know what the he was on. Look,
I wouldn't get involved in that, but I will make sure I call the
police. But the thing about it was, I was trying to be discreet
and say, like I don't want the dog to completely know that I was
calling the police on him. Say, I'm like, he's like, you
know, the nigga he upstairs and he talking really loud. So whenever I
call, I always let them know. And they're like, and can I
have your name? I said, I don't feel comfortable giving that to you,
and I hang up, or I give him my cousin, Oh my
name on plenty of report I do that. So I mean, after you
grew, after you know, after everything find out, but right there in
the moment, if you ain't gonna do shit and you're gonna walk away,
and I'm still stuck with this nigga, Like are you called the police?
Yeah? Right? Kind of but it it really is fucked up because how
people look at us like it's always a with what she do to make them,
well, she had to do something like No, some motherfuckers is just
they want to attack women. They take all that aggression out on us that
they know they won't get away with taking out on niggas because the nigga beat
the ass. It's just like even with the situation with the lady that had
to pop in her son pop that nigga in a restaurant, like she wasn't
being aggressive with dog, like there was no reason for him to put his
hands on her. He put his hands on her and got popped, and
what did they do? Blame her? Right? The worthy part that he's
saying, and she stuck on the words that that was pretty like that you
are worthy. I think in the in the moment, I don't think he
meant yeah. I don't think he meant that context. I feel like you
did like any woman is not worthy. I don't. I don't feel like
that's what he meant. I feel like, you know, there are there
are women who like incite a situation. Now, if I can, if
you visibly see a situation, she might in her business and you popping on
it. That that's the situation you step in. Like I can't come on,
bro, like you know that type of ship. But like if you
know you insight in a situation, and I can understand that, Like if
I see he's walking away trying to de escalate the fuse and you walking bend.
Now you now you're slapping on him, you punching up, like you
doing ship to incite situation? Why should I step in on this? You
you got this? But don no, I'm not talking about I'm talking about
like when niggas is like like harassing and just doing the fucking most and motherfuckers
will act like they don't see it, Like a nigga could kill us in
front of them and they just be like, damn, that's wild. Come
check on your people. Mm hmm. That's insame. But that's reality.
I don't think he was talking about them kind of situation. I mean,
she basically was saying, if you're not really if you're not closely related or
you're not your person, if you're not connected to this person, you don't
care what happens to it. That was the gist of the video, and
he was like yes, I understand. I understood where he was coming from.
But as a human being, there's no way that I can see some
shit happening like oh shit. And that's my thing. It's just being just
a human being and being compassionate period. Doing something. People's compassion is conditions.
Because me, I'm like, yep, I really think. I really
think nine times out of ten in domestic situation, if a nigga got involved
and say bro chill out, that nigga wud chill out. I really think
that because he's in the hole zone of like, uh, this is me
and her like nigga does chew the funk out. I don't think anybody ever,
no nigga wants to step in out of the fear of the dog blacking
out and on that nigga. It's kind of like breaking up of high school
fights. When I was a principal, nigga didn't want to fight. You're
going to break up a fight? It was so easy. I was like,
stop, girls, that's a whole other thing. You have to like
the off niggas. The niggas didn't really want to fight. But I guess
the thing that's not really clicking with me is we got so many niggas that
love to prove they tough guys around here. Why y'all don't poove y'all tough
guys on niggas like that. You you want everybody to like you, this
big, bad, wooping ship. You don't take no ship. You would
you you would go total toe with anybody and all of this ship that make
the niggas that you go after them, right because I don't want to.
You want to argue with women on Facebook. You want to bitch all,
slap the ship out of you to a woman. But then when it's a
nigga that you need to be putting your hands on, you act like you
right, we don't hear from you. It's crickets. Now, that's when
they start making stance. I'll be ignoring the haters. You ignoring this as
get out a lot of beat you where you see him in the club.
And now, big dog, you know what I'm saying. You want to
drink Now, I don't want to drink. Nigga want my pharaoh. And
you was talking all that ship on Facebook. And the other thing too,
is the flip side is when I know they boys or family know that doing
this ship some of them comments I love right, I went all the way
up to the last one. That's not true all the time, because I
know some niggas after the fact, like what the are they doing? Whole
ass niggas are secret bit they don'tth guys don't know. But in my situation,
his cousin said something when they were taking this ship out of my house.
His cousin was like, I thought he stopped doing that ship, And
I'm like, so you wasn't finn to tell nobody that that's what this na
offending When people say ship like that, that's your boy. You knew,
like whole ass nigga, real whole ass niggas, a whole aass niggas suit
their niggas too. You don't know ship all right? Uh, A lot
of them do. Just like how that situation they ignore it because they're not
affected by that particular whole ass nigga behavior. So like you have dudes,
they're cool being around a nigga that don't take care of his kids because that
ain't affecting them. They cool being with a nigga that they know is always
beating on every bitch you with because it ain't affecting them HM. So they
okay with sucker behavior as long as they look like nigga too, because that's
your guy. It affects you completely because the number one line is ship.
That's that nigga. Burs of a feather flocked together, that's the number one
line ship man, that's that nigga, A nigga grown as men go.
You gotta pride of me is who That's the only thing you ain't gonna get
out of me. You are never you never get that shut out of me.
But if the nigga beating on the next ship, I got a different
cruel. Friends, we talk about that other time like that. It ain't
cool. So Kayla niggas still talking about the domestic violence thing that she called.
They had four different rooms calling down all women who are in the hallway
at the same time, please show up in there, out there cracking jokes.
I was in the hospital. Social workers called because they see scratches,
bruises and ship. Police wouldn't do ship And I was a minor when the
police were called. Uh, they was on my mama ass more than trying
to find the dud bitch ass. Oh yeah, they're trying to get GPS
involved. You. I feel like, if you ever get to a point
where you've got to hit a woman, just leave, bro, it ain't
worth it. I remember this video are just watch Okay, I could remember
which one? WHOA that's while? Are we talking about the guy not worthy?
What the fuck is considered worthy? And we just got a conversation about
that. There's a certain amount of nuance with me with this, and I'm
like cancer, I've been upset. I threw some ship not at nobody,
Sorry, Britt, She said a few years ago, there was this guy
who was beating and this girl almost every night right above my apartment. Even
at least in office, folks wouldn't get involved. It's like he was throwing
furniture at her. Yeah, yeah, I know that word backs on both
sides, though I don't know. Okay said, oh wait, were you
at over here? Brit? I was so discussed. They walked past me
on the stairway after some bs. You could hear him threaten her as they
were walking out the door. Mm. Some niggas are pure piece of ship.
Yeah soon as that. Yeah, you're making excuses for abuse, Wine,
that's true? What what did you say? This has truth to it?
Unfortunately, it does. Humans are contradictions. Player. If you're not
involved, you don't give a damn simple yeah, And I just I can't
be like that. That is is me, and then it's fucked up as
people think like I'm just I can't be like that, like even if I
can't like physically assist you, like I'm gonna call you some fucking help.
Yeah, I mean, because I'm not like I'm look and I am a
very very y'all have heard my stories, y'all know, I'm a very descriptive
bitch. I'm like that nigga had a booger in his left nostrial. I
will tell every fucking thing I give. I tell everything because I'm like,
I never want to look on Facebook or the news or anything and see a
pic and be like, dude, like like that happened right in front of
me and I just drove by like, well, I wonder what she did
to him? Type ship like you know, So there was an apartment I
stayed in and the garage didn't have electric and it wasn't electric. So the
dude downstairs, Yeah, dude downstairs, he was lazy. He didn't want
to close, he didn't want to close the garage. He left it open
all the time. So one time it was open all day and I was
taking the garbage out, and uh, it was closed, and I heard
like some scuffle on the stuff inside, and all of a sudden, the
door opened and a woman was like, he was trying to rape me.
I was like, this niggas, I don't know what the fuck she's talking
about. So I'm looking this nigga up, up and down, like what
the fuck? He walked away because dude kept the heat. You know,
that's a harboring for a spot for motherfuckers to get raped. I believe that
she was all beat up and ships I called the police. I stayed there
with her and made sure that you know everything I described. The nigga come
down to it. A couple of weeks later. I was like a serial
rapist around the area, same dude. I was like, it's that nigga.
That was she lying, bitch, She lying, but she didn't want
to She didn't want to press some charges though, and then she left.
She left the scene when before she was she was trying to leave before the
police got there, So I stayed there with him. Police got there,
they talked to her for a second, and then they talked to me and
then she ran yeah, And a lot of people don't understand, like,
well, why wouldn't you want to tell somebody? Why wouldn't you want to
press charge? Why wouldn't Like there is a lot that goes into that,
like she was always like on some substance or something like that. She was,
But that's the thing. People feel like they're gonna get blamed for whatever
the case may be, because as a woman, automatically, so what you
got on? She had a warrant, but nigga. And then it's like
you're thinking, Okay, I know at this point, you know I'm gonna
use it or whatever. I already know what. They go try to make
it seem like they go, try to ruin my credibility because she a drug
addic. How we know we can just look. She's saying, like craig
heads got a law in order. They'll be watching TVs and the bandos,
all right, I mean it ain't a band it ain't a band o.
Why are you here watching TV with junk? Well, at the time,
I may or may not have been dating a drug dealer, and I didn't
know that this was a crack spot when you walk in, what did you
I thought it was just poor niggas. Did the nigga you was dating?
Listen? Listen, listen. So you thought he just hung out with some
poor niggas. I thought, you know, because I mean, his friends
look a little dusty. But I thought, no, he was not.
Again, I thought that his friend. I just thought niggas was poor.
So well, yeah, that's how you're supposed to look to the police.
So well. The crazy part about that isn't crack dressed in the mirror at
the time. Crazy part about that is walking into said bando and recognizing family.
You should have known at that point because she was like, what you're
doing? I said, what you're doing here? And then I said and
then like that was the most awkward ride home because I was, like Kayla
said, I honestly feel like this. My brothers will protect me because I'm
their sister. They feel accountable for me outside of them. I just have
no expectation of a man to protect me. If I'm out in public and
something happens, I'll look for a woman's health before a man's. Yeah,
And that is one of the reasons why like me and Bait, that's not
Bay go through so much shit, but he is one of the few men
on this planet that I feel like if I'm with him, i am safe.
This nigga is not going to let me out of his sight if we
are going through a crowd like he is, He's like, I'm a fucking
toddler to make sure that I am not separated from him. He's walking with
me in front of him, God in my waist, guiding me through the
crowd and shit, to make sure like he's on it, like and he's
a tradition, like, no, I gotta face the door. I want
to make sure this like he you know, like if we walk in he's
making like he's very very traditional in that regarding He's very, very very protective,
and I'm not typically dating people that are that protective of me. Like
this is the same nigga that if we driving in traffic and he hit the
brakes too hard, he throwing his fucking arm out in front of me to
make it through my body. Don't JRT like I'm a like I'm a kid.
But yeah, yeah, but there are, you know, way too
many instances of dealing with men who have watched niggas be disrespectful and it's like
and we actually are dating, it's like you're really just the whole ass nigga.
So you know, I've dealt with that, and like I said,
I think that's one of the many reasons why it's very hard for me to,
you know, step away from that situation from him, because I feel
safe with him, and a lot of niggas, they just men make it
very very hard for you to feel safe with them. They will stand by
and just we just watched the that one video where they was at the ball
game and the two chicks was jumping, you know, the chicken front with
the with the buns. I hate to describe that, but that's you know,
and the dude she was with was just kind of like, I think
he was happy somebody was poundering, like, man, I'm sick of this
bitch mouth. I'm happy somebody punched your type shit, Like I don't give
a fuck what we're going through. If some shit pop off, he not
gonna let that go down. He might cuss me out in the car,
like, man, what the fuck is you out here? Arguing motherfuckers were
trying to get drunk and half fun. But he ain't gonna let no bitches
just jump on me like that. And I've even felt like that, you
know, with Bronham, like being out and shit, and I'm like,
how was I in a situation for multiple bitches to be able to run up
in a situation like motherfuckers is right here? Like ain't no way like and
I'm a girl like if I felt like y'all were in a situation I see
a nigga creeping up from the side, like, I don't give a fuck
if I got a tree branching and I'm allergic to trees, if I got
to stick a nigga in the ear with this shit fuck off like something right,
But nah, I agree with what you saying. The same thing with
me too, is like the person I'm with right now is very protective and
make sure. And I think also part of it too is because of knowing
what I came from or what happened to me. It's like we're not going
to have any type of anything like that happened every again, which is a
good thing. But I agree with you. It's like you want to have
people around here that you know are gonna be able to protect you if something
happens to me. Yep. And one of the first things like when I
actually I got into it with Jellybean's dad in the middle of the bar one
time, like I didn't even know he fucking went in there and we got
into it, and I told Bebe, it's not bad about it, and
they actually him and it's over. Like they got in the car and it
was like, where's this nigga and they was actually riding around and they sad,
and I to this day I regret that they did not see him that
night to beat his ass. Don't tell my brother shit, I'm drugging into
it. No matter who you are, I'm in it. They come on,
I'm all right where we're going. Next thing, you know, he
dragging some nigga in somewhere. He pulling a gun out on somebody who be
reckless. Cause and back in the day it was different, like you know,
like my older cousins and shit like used to make me feel protected.
But it's like I don't have that no more. Like niggas then grew apart.
Shit one of the main one like I don't even fuck with him no
more. Like Doc can go fall in the ditch and stop breathing, fall
out here like, I just I don't fuck with dog no more. But
back then, it was a situation where I was in middle school and it
was a guy and he was like, you know, a popular dude.
And you know how people feel like popular dudes or celebrity men, like they
don't have a reason to try to force themselves on or try to rape women,
because yeah, because those are they're not used to being told no.
They're so used to women throwing themselves at them that when they see something they
want and you like, no, you can't have it, then they get
weird. Man. So it so at that point I I told and I
was like, you know, he was trying to force this up and trying
to you know. And they was like, call him over here, like
when y'all get out of school, like tell them, you know, come
over you want to chill. I was like, I don't know. They
was like, no, call him over here. Tell them you know,
the ship is all good, you know, all us, all us forgiving,
you know, come chill with you whatever. You know, your mom
ain't there and all of that, and them niggas was huddled up the stairs
like they was parked on the stairs, and when they heard the door open
and they heard his voice right fucking stampede nigga. I don't know that situation
and the way they yanked that nigga by a starter jacket, you know to
pull over starter jackings, dragged him out of the house kicking and screaming.
And when I tell you this, nigga actually had a fucking audas like he
wrote me on Facebook like a year or so ago. He was in my
like you know that little side inbox your message requests? Yep, how do
you like remember I was crazy your brothers back in the day. What's up
though? Like fucking conversation that we have? How much had my booty taken
from me? Several times? I tried to put you through and I'm sorry,
Like I know you in AA and all. You're trying to do the
set program which you want a part of where you need to the letters out
to people, but I ain't. Just just heal, get better, don't
make these mistakes again. But don't call me, don't reach out, don't
say nothing. No. I had a situation when I was in middle school
to hit me and he sent me a letter later on too. I'm like
from jail, had the little have the the red stamp on it, the
same from correctional institution. I'm like, there, how you find me?
Betty fucking did fastest? You know? Well before we you know, try
to get out of here. I want to let everybody know that my mom
cooked today. She may she may even make pork chops. That was the
game. That was the only thing that y'all know. Of course, uh,
she threw the apron on you guess you don't want to get a we
missing a lot of comments. Let's let's go, yeah talking, nigga,
let's eighteen stories back to where everybody tell stories. I tried to put them
up there to read, no say ship, So I just wait. I'm
saying, I'm gonna interrupt your stories you're doing in Taylor Taylor immediately No no,
no, no, no, no, no no. We got too
many comments of a feather. This nigga said what I'm supposed to do,
interrupt So you can interrupt me with a fucking song. Yeah, you can't
interrupt me with the goddamn comments. Telling real stories. I'm not interrupting y'all
real stories. He's a real stories. If it's a jokey story, interrupt
y'all telling like sentimental ship, real people, real people, real stories.
For streak is this that I told you we need to open and these are
their stories all right? So next nig I'll never forget when we left the
court after bitch Ass was first arraigned and there were three dudes in the gallery
that just came to court because of her, would happened to want to let
us know he wouldn't make it outside. Oh that's a real nigga. Shit,
love it, Roy, you be coming in with like random ship life.
My my friend brother tried to talk to me and she was like,
nah, bitch, don't talk to him because he be beating on his baby
mama. And shit, that's a real nigga. That's some wild ship to
have on your jacket, Like you know your family, don't talk to that
nigga. He be beating on it, right, just for that, for
that in your name to be in the same sentence, like I would lose
my mind was just out here, Yo, don't talk to wine. He
hit women. But if that's what you're doing, that's actually okay. So
said Nick, just said boot this man and then says because I don't come
to people rescue and they be right back with the niggah Yeah. Yeah,
but if you don't know them, you just trying to stop the situation where
at then, But you know, you could kind of tell the pattern of
a couple that's gonna get back together. And then they said, I done
came, what can you go back? That's the same thing. No,
I guess you're trying to to people's rescue and they'd be right back with you.
Said you said it right the first time. Uh, she said,
my family came to my rescue in the moment, but actually being able to
leave ain't the easiest thing. And the folks that are that they're in the
moment can't be there the way you need them to be. Yeah. That
threw me up because I was like, I feel like letters, Yeah,
that's how I'm here, Brittney. Folks don't understand that part. Yeah,
And for those who are unaware always it is usually the most dangerous for women
at the point where they are trying to leave because so many roadblocks for you
not believe that because you figured out a way. The last resort in their
mind is physicality. So niggas wanted extendi. I can't have you, No
one can did leave me out of it, but niggas always wanted sensor proof
to even consider actually helping. What is it? Nobody's ever nobody's ever come
to me and said, hey, this is can be on me. And
I was like, well prove it. I mean, that's that's that's a
different situation. Prof Uh, that's what we meaning that the dynamic of the
situation. I know how stuff be in the moment. I don't know,
boy, you sound like you like justify some ship. I'm trying to not
say that. That'shist man. Well that's so, she was, actually,
yeah, I mean I'm sorry, we're you going back and forth. I'm
not quite sure where you where you standing out? And then Carless said that
at that and that's a blessing of access to that level of protection. That
makes zero. Yeah, see just say you don't give it, Dawn.
You're hedging quite a bit. Roy. I'm not quite sure where you said.
Hit you with the mama arms. She's talking about all right, Nick
Walker foss me saying this doesn't mean don't give a damn. I'm saying what
happened in this set these situations? What happens? And then I understand your
logic. He was he was on my sister. We could buy more heels,
I can't buy another. Nick says, you're speaking from your vanished points
aloud, where the tone come from, exactly where you come from, a
collectible? Where the is my batman cook? She broke it out Taylor's coming
and sounds sancastic. But you know there's some of us out here actually kind
of care, Nick Walker. That is true. But you also reading loud
because you can't hear me talking low. Does it mean in your tone they
have a conversation, Yes, as loud asn't mean yourtonomy. Can I finish
each other? Well, it's still going to the part of the comments.
Loud doesn't mean yourtonomy. It's a point behind your words. Keep up.
And then, Britt, I made a post of fore years ago as I
said, dear black Man, I love you, but I wish I felt
protected and valued by you, and that ship caused uproar with the men folk.
I need to bring it back, bring it back, and you know
what's crazy, They will get so offended and then turn around and show you
exactly why you made that post in the exactly anyhow, y'all be well,
y'all friends, still up in Jay gout school, so I gotta bylam little
dude and like the baby. Now, I told you I called help bitch
so wild. Yeah, Britt Brett, Brett, bring that, bring that
bring that post back, bring that post back, hit me because I gotta
talking. You owe me dumplings, like Kayla, I know, I was
just meling. I'm not slow. I see things from many perspectives and that
doesn't mean I'm justifying their viewpoints. And get a better understanding of situation.
You got in this situation, you can't go bouncing around. It sounds like
you are actually taking all the sides and not really standing on one. That's
what That's what I read. I owe you a meal, but I don't
remember which one. Hey, just bring it down here, we'll figure it
out. Look, man, I'm still trying to go get that pork back
from the putt a Ricans. I can't see coming on ship like that.
I was chicken skins. And then Casha said he definitely is justifying in this
era. Yeah, responding to me, okay, or I figured out I
gotta come in to do like uh meet me page for night to show up,
okay, and it's just all your dump ones. Oh I can't make
them. Oh, I thought you was talking about because the day we were
supposed to go out to eat where I ended up cussing out that fat bitch
for telling me that I didn't have no business parking in the motherfucking handicap space
because he didn't know that I had a motherfucking handicap. Like mind, Joe
business, get your big back ass in that motherfucking don't leave me alone,
ma'am. I've done a lot in the last twenty four hours to make up
with that. Let me live, Please, let me live. You try
to kill me with flowers tonight, right back at it again. WHOA No.
But I always always always enjoyed doing the pod because of the comments.
Like I know, sometimes it takes us a minute to get to them,
but I love the fact that y'all engaged, and that's what makes doing the
pod like so rewarding for me. Don't get me wrong. You know,
I've been doing this for five years, and it was cool when it was
just us, you know, in my living room and shit. But I
definitely enjoy this a lot more because I don't listen to podcasts. The reason
why it is not because I feel like they're not interesting. Is just I
like to engage and a lot of people don't have it where you can actually
engage with them. So so somebody else took credit for that, Well,
you know what, I'm my transparent moment. I go through these moments where
I don't feel like being bolved with people and I just kind of I disappear.
But when I come back down here, uh and engage with whatever goes
on here, I almost forget that anything's going on for real outside my Yeah,
I told y'all appreciate that this is this is family therapy night for me.
Like I can have like the most terrible fucking Monday through Saturday, but
when I come in here on Sundays like I'm in the greatest move, It's
like all of my bullshit is left out in that fucking parking lot. And
then I cry and am depressed on my way home, like damn, I
gotta go back to this month with these freeloaders. So it's too it's too
far, too far. The therapy is is being able to just talk openly
about whatever the happens, and like driving around doing like Amazon ship. I
get all kinds of ship done in my head through with music and listening too,
listen to radio shows and whatever I do whatever. So those three four
hours really therapeutic and this this helps to so thank you. I appreciate that.
I will be my therapy session. So I'll be coming back from Florida.
I'll be gone tomorrow, leaving now on in the morning. I'm coming
back Wednesday. So dealing with my dad who didn't call me for my birthday.
Please don't go to hard rock Tampa. Not gonna be in that area.
No hard rock tam we gotta go. Yeah, that's the that sent
the picture of when I was driving by. I don't want to be and
I will not be having my podcast on Friday because Tommy is doing his thing.
Yes, can Bites. It's gonna be November seventeenth, sixty nine pm
at Delicious Bites on sixty eighth North Avenue. I have artwork that will be
for sale and for show. Delicious Bites has plenty of delicious things to eat
to purchase there. Her food is delicious as in the name delectable, all
that stuff. And I hope she stocked up on some salmon salads. Salmon
salmon salad. Jerk jerk salmon salad is fire. Yes. Yeah, so
if it's free to show your face, the food, free the food,
food, bring money for food and art. Otherwise you can to show up
and support by being present. Now when you say this, can you tell
us what forms of payment are accepted, because a lot of people like me
don't carry cash, You don't eat cash. I have PayPal, I have
them, I have cash app, and I'm cutting down on the ass.
Yeah. Nasty work, just nasty work. You want this pain, come
up and meet me out of the car. Just work kind of depend because
it's like you trade the pain for pain because you know, yeah, I
do some some outstanding art work. Control, control of my brush. Wow.
Can we go home now? Wow? Go home now? Yeah,
because I'm about to go home and make me a barbecue pork chop sandwich because
that's the only thing she actually cooked. Everything else was and frozen corn.
But she tried. She tried. No, that's because because like I mean,
she jazzed up and she put like she put buttering shit in there.
Anybody want to buy apple? It depends on how much it costs. Oh
wait no, because then I gotta get a subscription. I got your appro
really, Yeah, we'll talk, Yeah, I'm not going awhere with that.
That's yours now. I don't want anybody to take this the wrong way
because I'm still poor, but I gotta raise, y'all, I'm still poor.
I'm only part time. I still am questioning whether or not I get
the same raise. But I saw the email. But the email you got
again after that, was that the same, meaning that since I showed you
well, I got that email first. Okay, I hadn't seen no other
email. But the other email I got it was specifically it said DHS whatever.
But it's not just our department. DHS are hiring position. Well,
shit, let me delete that. People don't know our birth that's a that's
a delivery DHS. Yeah at DHL yellow the yellow truck show up. You
know it's fake on tik tok flu. So wait, you get a five
percent increase, plus we get back paid from the five percent increase that happened
is a four percent increase. So the four percent increase goes back to July
second up until it was made effective for going forward on October twenty second,
So all of that back pay you're gonna get on on Thursday, and then
your new pay rate would go into effect like this is not an on air
conversation. Jill Jilly from Philly will be paid off by the end of this
month. And I'm still accepting donations for my birthday because it is still scorpio
season, so dollar signs Sita bew mind speaking of Scorpio season, I'm going
to I'm going to close this out with saying happy birthday to my big back
bro because his birthday is in another fourteen minutes, So happy birthday, Mante,
I Love you, bitch and Lasagna Man, that's the name of his
albums. Link to the event. Yeah, because it's Stu Scorpio Seasons.
Is Andre Scorpios this gas but was really just it is working on me well
after I told you the story and that I'm scared to spread them. Get
home. The address is sixty five thirty eight North Avenue West, North Avenue,
Wabatosa and was just by. Its treats will be for sale the art
workers for sales paintings. Those original painting works run DMC and Andre three thousand
are also in print for twenty dollars, so if you're interested in print,
but the originals are there as well, and a bunch of other pieces that
are inspired by music and hip hop. So if you're interested in shirt yes
the word when I got it, I got an easy E one with Betty
White too. I'm that thank you you guys were tuning in. If you
were not able to catch the full show, you know you can always catch
the replay on Facebook or just tune in to your favorite streaming platforms when we
drop on Tuesdays at ten am, or whenever the fuck tone gets it right.
So until next time, we got a hoe