All right, here we go, Here we go. Good morning. This
is Ed McMahon and now ladies and gentlemen, pee ride right. Yes,
it is not just any Thursday, but opening day. Baby. Welcome aboard
rod Ryan Show. Checking in. We also have Throwback Thursday, Fix the
Gram Thursday, the day we play Read My Lips. We're gonna play at
A twenty this morning. The boys are at it again. Very busy morning
for you. We've got Chad going for win number two, fresh out of
BedHead to head Challenge. I've got those corn tickets for you winning before they
go on sale on the Fun Fact Flashback Bush Jerry Cantrell candle box tickets for
you at seven twenty winner of Read My Lips will give you tickets to go
see a perfect third time Blind tickets. Early in the nine o'clock hour,
we're back at give. We're back at it with the Larry the Cable Guy.
Tickets will give you those on no the show. Tons of stuff to
talk about today on the show. Great day for opening day, ten percent
chance rain, sunny, highs of seventy seven today. You couldn't have drawn
it up better. Let's get right after it. Good morning, Tessa.
What are Houston's headlines. Hey, good morning, Rod, Good morning,
home room. We're gonna start with the serious stuff because officials in Baltimore say
they recovered bodies of two missing workers on the Francis Scott Key Bridge, that
they were on the bridge when it collapsed. The governor there said during a
press conference that the efforts will now shift to salvage and recovery. He went
to add that they've submitted a request to the Biden administration for emergency relief funds,
and then he spoke with the President on the phone yesterday. They learned
that some of those containers had hazardous materials on them, including flammables and corrosives.
So there's a sheen of water from that material on underneath the bridge there.
That's the serious stuff. As Rod mentioned, it is opening day,
guys. Starting today, We're gonna have baseball till I mean November. Let's
go so some new things over at the ballpark. You can do the facial
recognition entry. There's a go ahead entry lane for that. If you didn't
know, fifty cent is going to do the playball call. They're also going
to have Michael Brantley doing the first pitch. There's all types of yummy new
food out there. There's gonna be live music, so it starts at noon,
goes till three. That's the opening day street Fest. It's just a
party down there, and the weather couldn't be better. Alex fifty has like
one of the all time worst first first pitches right, Like they're not asking
him to do that again. Okay. A study found two back to back
nights a bad sleep makes us feel more than four years older than we really
are, but a full month of perfect sleep can make you feel five years
younger than your actual age. We'll be talking about how much sleep we're all
getting right now. Is a full month of perfect sleep? I mean I
sleep probably better than your average person get a month of perfect sleep, does
anybody? No? I don't think. No, I don't think okay,
I mean maybe a child. Hey, did you know there's a Good Times
reboot hitting Netflix. Yep, it's coming April twelve. It's actually animated,
but it's R rated and one of the characters is a drug dealing baby.
I mean, just think about it. Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane is one
of the producers, so that pretty much that checks out. The characters are
described as the latest generation of the Evans family from the original Norman Lear sitcom.
Hey, twenty one Pilots announced a world tour in support of their upcoming
Clancy album that's out May seventeenth. They've released a video for this new song
called next Semester. We have a link to that on the music blog page.
And of course we're giving away twenty one Pilots tickets this week right,
well, next week all next week. Okay that those are Houston said legs.
All right, dude, next week is just next week's this week though,
so you've got it. Checks out. It's Opening Day, Happy Opening
Day everyone. Astros host the Yankees at ben in Made Park today. Framer
Valdez will be on the mound for this Stros. He'll be going up against
New York's Nestra Cortes. Vegas has the Astros win total set at ninety three
and a half this season. And anybody in the say they want to take
the under on that, No, okay, because you wouldn't be a real
fan off your situation over Yeah for sure. Oh it's your team. You
have to take the over on it no matter what, or you're a bad
fan, even if like you're the worst team in baseball. You have to
beck, no, we're gonna be right. I find that to be a
little that's a slam on the Astros to be so low. You can't at
one hundred every year. Yeah, right, so ninety three and a half
solid. I would still if you're not singing at you over on that first
pitch today is at three to ten. You can listen to it on our
sister station, Sports Talk seven ninety. In basketball, lot's going on in
basketball. Little Rockets won their tenth straight last night. They gout with a
thunder and overtime one thirty two to one twenty six. Jalen Green, who
many had said was a bust and that did not need he did not belong
on this team. He had thirty seven points of the nights of the ball
player in scoring. He's had a career best week or two week span over
the last couple of weeks that Rockets have. Now they got a day off
before they put a jazz tomorrow night on the road in Utah, trying to
make that eleven wins in a row. In college hoops, the NTAA Tournament
resumes tonight with the start of the Sweet sixt team We've got four games tonight
and four games tomorrow. Arizona and Clemson are going to start things off at
six o'clock. Then Yukon will play San Diego State in a rematch of last
year's national championship game at six thirty nine. Alabama will take on North Carolina
at eight thirty nine, and Illinois plays Iowa State in the final the game
of the night at nine o'clock. You can watch all of those games on
CBS, TBS and True TV. That is what's going on in Sports four
five The Buzz Evan Essen's with Paul McCoy will bring Me to Life Rob Ryan
Show throw Back Thursday. We've got three songs for you to vote on this
morning. They're on links and guests log onto the world famous Rod Ryan Show
age at the Buzz dot com. That's where you're gonna find the Looking at
Girls blog page. Problem with the Sixtagram today, something's going on. I
don't know if our company is fighting with Meta. Something's not working with us
and Facebook and Instagram as far as like embedding things on our blog pages.
I don't know. Chili, maybe we'll be able to explain it. I
don't think he will be able to explain it. He's just been told that
we can't do it right now. So I don't know. We're fighting.
Maybe our companies are fighting. Maybe I really I don't know. They don't
tell me. They don't tell me these things. But as of right trying
to censor us. I don't know. It could be getting out. It
could be. My heart's pretty big, so I mean, they could be
going at each other for something. So as of right now, there is
no thixtagram feature. So that's okay. There. I sent Chili a ton
of other things. I know all start days two beautiful day, Astro's opening
day. We have sunny skies, ten percent chance of rain, high of
about seventy seven, So that's good. Uh So we're gonna talk a lot
of baseball this morning on the show. We're gonna talk to Chad coming up
in a little bit, as he's gonna go for win number two fresh out
of bed, head to head challenge corn tickets in homeroom on the fun Fact
flashback and I see phone lines ringing. It's no time for the first phone
call of the day. Domingo, what's going on? What's up, Domingo?
What do you got for us today. First off, go Astros.
Yeah, go Astro first shot. Yeah, that'd be nice if everybody.
I don't want to like pull that out of people, and I can't just
assume that every single person that calls here is an Astros fan. But please,
everyone listening, if you call today, take it upon yourself to just
throw us a little go Astros. That's nice, great way to start.
What else you got, Domingo, Well calling a bell? You out man.
You didn't ask for our first caller of the day, So you know
what I didn't say, first phone call? Like call now from sports The
commercial according to Domingo knows best. God, dude, dude, So you're
coming in to bail me out. You're so great. I mean, I
don't I'm not blaming it on anything. You know. That's usually when somebody's
about to blame it on something. What was the thing you did just in
the well? Tessa just did a story in Houston's Headlines and it says,
if you have two days of poor sleep, it ages you, like a
number of years, ages you four years you feel four years older. Two
nights of bad rest. So I had a couple of days that I wasn't
feeling well this week, I am now seventy four years old. Yeah,
okay, it those two days, it was ten years per day that it
aged me that I was kind of knocked out. So I'm still I'm gonna
blame it on that. But I'm feeling better now, so there's there's no
excuse. I should have asked for that first phone call. But man,
you bailing me out? What was the over under? I'm going to use
you, Domingo. What was the over under on the Astro? Was the
wins on the season? Was it ninety four and a half? Ninety three
and a half and a half? How many wins for the Astros this year?
I must say ninety seven? Yeah. Alex says we're getting a little
greedy by calling one hundred wins every year. But I'm with you. I'm
I'm hovering around ninety seven ninety eight with my call too. I haven't made
the official call yet, but I'm gonna be somewhere where you're standing, Domingo.
Thanks for battling me out today. Have a great day. Thank you
man. How about that Domingo swooping in and saving my ass? So lucky
you have him? Love you, Domingo. That's what we do and take
a short break. When we come back in a wreck chat for you,
we'll find out what's trending this morning, and then we'll get set up for
the fresh out of bed head to head Challenge, the Buzz rock and all
tearning soon The rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten AM ninety four or five
Buzz Good Morning, rod Ryan Show. Beautiful beautiful day, Astro's opening day.
You couldn't have drawn it up, Sonny. Load chances of rain,
high of seventy seven Yankees in town. Come on, all right, I'm
gonna get set up over here for the game. What's trending? Okay?
So Draymond Green is one of the top searches on Google because last night he
got ejected in less than four minutes into the game. He's been a absolute
just goblin like misbehaving, always getting in trouble. Steph Curry was visibly upset,
so a lot of people atched onto that. And speaking of basketball,
Alice already said this, but the Rockets won their tenth straight in over time
last night versus a thunder, So a lot of NBA talk right now,
what's the situation with the Warriors? Can like they just implode. Can they
just fall apart? Yeah, i'd awes, wouldn't that be wonderful? First?
Okay, okay, just checking on that Rod you already said this.
It's opening day, so we are talking all things baseball today. There's new
food there that I'm really excited about. There's this like it's like the pickle
Pennant and I guess it's a foot long hot dog with like pickle chips all
over top of it. I don't know. I mean that was exciting.
Pickles, Well, that's what excites you. Anything with pickles, right,
sounds exciting. They have occasion root beer float. I don't know what that
would taste like, but a root beer float with little cracker jacks on top
of it, maybe I'm into it, into it. They're doing that facial
recognition stuff. I'm gonna get into that stuff during headlines. But that's what's
going on there. And then for us, I know we're ont Instagram.
Thursday isn't winning? Is it showing up right now? But our peep show
numbers have been really good. So if you're watching the stream like on the
EX or anything, Hi, every showed down to you, I mean,
hello, Hi, you guys. The numbers there have been really really good.
So good morning to y'all. Anyone that's live streaming at Shared every Oh
like, how say you go to our live stream? Would you please?
Captain Cathie? Good morning, There we go, There we go. Okay,
so shout out to y'all online there on the ex especially, that's what's
trending. On ninety four five to the bus, Good morning everybody. This
is the full four time Hall of Famer Chid. Now you're fresh out of
bed. Head to head one day Champion, two questions to answers. Get
used to that. Join me on six Thursday as I Make it win number
two pitches seven one three, two one two five if you want to play.
Attention station employees. Apparently while the Easter Funny was hiding the eggs around
the office for our egg hunt, he found everybody's booze and it's been taken
away. Thank you. The rod Ryan Show, Good mornings on ninety four
five the buzz I just have ninety four or five buzz Good morning rod Ryan's
Show. I've sang that before so myself. Hey guys, I hope you're
off to a great start to your day. No, I'm getting blown up
and it's our number one blog page every day. As a matter of fact,
here's a little fun fact for you, even before we do the fun
facts. The number one blog page, the number one singular blog page that
gets the most hits in our entire company is the is the Instagram feature of
the day. Yeah, there is not another blog that Ryan Seacrest does,
Bobby Bones, Elvis Duran in New York City, all these other jokers.
Nothing brings in the numbers online like the Instagram feature of the day not working,
not working now. I don't know why, and I don't know if
it's coming back. We can get an update from Chili later, but I
feel like it's just gonna be aod little man. So you're not. It's
I just want everyone to know it's not Chili slacken. It just we're not
able to embed Instagram pictures right now. And that's now you know too much.
Sunny Sky's today seventy seven Astro's opening Day. Let's play a game,
and now it's time for the fresh out of bed head to head challenge listeners
to New York Corners. Hey, Chad, good morning brother. Let's just
focus on you right now. You're going for win number two. Huh yep,
Okay, you're a couple of time Hall of Famer you know how to
do this. Oh we know this guy. I want the name? Are
you know? Call me Tim? Hey, Tim, good morning, brother,
good morning, Welcome back to the game. Dude. It's been a
while. January January. How many times in the Hall of Fame for you?
Three times in the Hall of Fame? Three time Hall of Famer?
And Chad you're a two time Hall of Famer? I think four? Four?
Oh, that's right, that's right. Four. Okay, Well,
listen, these are a couple of guys that don't need me to explain anything
other than the standard shout out your name when you think you know the answer.
What are they playing for? Oh dude, I got a pair of
tickets see Joe Satriani and Steve Wyatt seven one three? Okay? Are there
going to be any Tree in Wood? Questions this time? Well, I
can't tell you. I said, would you like to a dress that I
feel Tims want me to cheat, Tim, Tim's got some history. Focus
you just focus on your game. Tree and Wood. Oh god, I'm
having flashbacks. Don't be scared, be brave. All right, here we
go, Chad, Tim. Question number one, you know what, I'm
just getting rid of some of these good luck men. We're all counting on
you. Question number one, what color do you mean girls wear on Wednesdays?
Tim, Tim, I'm gonna say pink. I don't know. I've
never seen don'at like you don't know what we wear? Pink? Who got
that? Tim? Yeah, okay, I don't know that. I've seen
all of mean girls, but you know the quotes I do is that where
fetch is trying to happen. You Look at you, Look at me,
I mean, look at you right now. Just see the disgust in my
face. Question Tim and Chad? Chad. He he didn't smoke you,
but he just got in before you. Okay, all right, all right,
here we go. What chain is an Apex predator at the top,
Tim, Tim? That would be the food chain? Yeah, yeah,
yep, the food chain. An Apex predator is at the top of the
food chain. The one mate called Tim is back for those questions. Get
enough for you, Tim, I don't know yet. I'm just still waiting
for the tests ones where they have three multiple chi weeks. Dude, you've
been hanging out with Kenny don't wait that long. You won't have to wait.
Hey, it's happened to me like three times with her, so I'm
just I'm just waiting. Bro. You don't work with her. You went
to work with her every day? Okay, who appreciate you? Right now?
He's get up and he's gonna hang up. But I'm still going to
be here. Anybody want to thank anybody want to thank Chad for hanging out
with us a little bit, Love you, Chad. I'm sorry. Another
one pump? All right, Chad? Thank you? Tim? Can you
play? Yeah? I was a two time one pump coup last year,
So it happens, all right, Bro, hang on to run Ryan Show,
celebrating twenty years ninety four or five of us five the buzz. Good
morning, Rod Ryan's Show, Pearl Jam, Dark Matter, Beautiful Day,
Happy Opening Day, everybody. Astro's Opening Day at Home, Yankees in Town,
Sunny Skies, high of seventy seven. It's perfect. A fresh out
of bed head to head challenge. Here's your current champion, all right,
bring them over here. Good morning everyone. This is the one they call
Sam. You're fresh out of bed head to head one day champion. I
was a two time one pump last year. This year, I'm going to
make it into the Hall of Fame for number four. Join me tomorrow on
free beer Friday when I go for one win number two. My bees.
He wanted no handholding. That was all him on that speech, Chili,
Do you have any time for a complaint or are you busy till we got
time for a complaint? Sure? Send him out with me? Why do
you hate? O G? Ben? Oh? Ben? Do you not
like to do you not like to drop? I didn't know he called to
day. He's been calling all year, said brother Rod. Literally caps nothing
but busy signal all year long. So far, tell Chile, I blame
him. He's dead to me, O G. Ben? So it's only
getting a busy signal? Are you? Are you boxing Ben out? It
sounds to be like he's calling him late. Maybe he needs to wake up
late earlier. Does sound like that, Ben? He doesn't We love you,
Ben? I don't know anymore, not anymore? We Oh yeah,
he said you're dead to him? Oh well that hurts. Good luck getting
on now? Can you just give me two seconds on the Instagram feature.
I'm trying to clear your good name. Chili is not slacking. He has
one ready to go an Instagram feature Today's Instagram. But Metta and iHeart are
not working together right now. Yeah, so I have to get the link
from Instagram to be able to put the picture in our blog post. And
that's they're not communicating. Okay. So Instagram and Metta apparently had an update
to where it's probably like a privacy thing that they're trying to do, okay,
and it's not working with us. So our department or IT department whatever
they're working on it. Number one, number one blog page in the whole
company. No one's thirstier than us on Thursday, the whole company. If
you looked at the history of the Instagram feature, there is not a a
blog page that has brought in more web hits for this company. I feel
like telling you a mental day today because there's no Thixtagram, bro. I
have a story for us all in headlines b about about working and like people
that take time off and stuff. Really like you've worked two days this week?
Sick? Right, yeah, yesterday I wanted to just call it Nick
Houston life so bad and I was like, no, I'll go I'm not
sick, all right, all right? Well, thank you Chile. We
got a chance for you to win some corn tickets coming up. But first
it's the fuck back to the day. Let's go we make you look smart,
buddy, it's the fun back to the day. Good morning, hal
Runne, are you good morning? I'm looking like that pearl jam song.
I just play it. Yeah, that flannel shirt. I love it.
I'm feeling it. I love it. I'm feeling How about this for some
fun facts, let's get you started here. The black box on an airplane,
it's usually bright orange, red, or any other color, but black.
Really to look for that. They were originally black boxes, and then
it made them harder to find after a crash, so not make the whole
plane out of the black box. So yeah, it's bright orange. Usually
it's bright orange. It's still called the black box. The best selling fiction
author in history, it's a toss up. They're not really sure. It's
between William Shakespeare and Agatha Christie. They both sold somewhere between now here's where
they don't know. They've both sold somewhere between two and four billion books.
That's a lot. Kobe Bryant, anybody know his full name? Anybody know
the middle name. There Koba Well Mamba Bryant. Yeah, Bean Bryant's ob
Yeah neat. He was named after the Japanese Kobe Beef kobei Beef his parents
sought on a menu. Bean was a shortened form of his father's nickname.
His father's nickname was Jellybean. Kobe Bean Bryant is the man's official name.
Nice. It's the fuck that's of the day. We make you look smart,
buddies, it's the fuck backs to the day. Okay, talk to
me about these tickets going on sale tomorrow. Okay, so you know we
announced the Corn Gojira spirit Box Show coming to Woodlands. They go on sale
tomorrow at Friday ten am ticketmaster dot com. But we've got a pair for
someone right now during the fun Fact clash. Yeah, it's sure fuck.
The first photo ever posted on Instagram It was a good boy, posted July
twenty ten. What kind of dog was it? What breed of dog was
it? Seven? One three two one two five four five? Time for
rockout with your stock out with Captain Cash. Hell's a good boy too.
Come on, I'm gonna scratch your head. Yeah, get over here,
go play in your black good boy. Hell, how do you do on
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four hundred and seventy seven points. Yeah. Kick off this morning at thirty
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we get numbers on pending home sales for February right now, futures just barely
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four five The Buzz ninety four or five, The Buzz, Welcome Back,
rod Ryan Show, Fat, Good Morning. Further Rod's this sounds like Jordan.
Is this Jordan? That's me? Jordan's Jordan Welson the Machine Welcome in
bro Okay. Well you got through. It looks like you got through.
In the fun Fat Flashback. The first photo ever posted on Instagram was a
picture a picture, uh, taken by one of the founders of their dog.
What was the breed of good Boy? I believe that was a Golden
Retriever? He knows it. Yeah, Jordan Wilson Machine. You had something
for him, of course? How about a pair takeet to see corn with
Gojira and spirit Boxing. You got for that. Oh hell yeah, it's
made by second time. Seem nice, nice, nicely done. Bro,
hang on for me, Jordan h all right, Houston's headlines coming up.
I'm still curating all these words you're sending me for reading my lips. Keep
emailing me. Man, You're doing a good job so far. It's ninety
four five to the Buzz, twenty four five The Buzz, Good Morning,
Rod Ryan Show Throwback Thursday. Where's Alex? Probably working on the podcast?
Probably okay, Well, I'm just talking to nobody. Hey, Alex,
whenever you get in here, if you're listening, let's do song clips early
in the seven so we can figure out what's going on here. What'll be
voting for all morning long? There is there he is? Hey, Hey,
it's working on the podcast. I'm not bustin bass. Song clips early
in the seven, Yes, yod, thank you. So I got to
get you voting. I got to get you excited about these songs. So
we'll all listen to clips together and then we'll go and make educated votes.
We'll give you Bush, Jerry Cantrell, Candlebox tickets next hour, read my
lips, great words. I feel like I kind of say that just to
encourage you. Guys. I want to say and I don't lie to you,
but I really mean it when I say it. These are really really
great words today so far, Homeroom, you're coming in strong on the word
suggestions. Chile is taken on, Alex read my lips at eight twenty,
so that should be good. You don't want to miss out on that.
Sunny Sky's today seventy seven for Astro's opening day, and then the golf tournament
today Houston Open. Yeah, yeah, that starts today too. Have a
big deal. Beautifulople in town, Yankees in town. Yeah, beautiful day.
Okay, Tessa with Houston's headlines. Okay, so we're gonna start with
the serious stuff. The remains of two of the construction workers were missing after
the collapse of the Francis Scott Keybridge and Baltimore were found yesterday. The two
men were identified. There are four others still presumed to be dead. They
were reportedly found inside a red pickup truck that was trapped in twenty five feet
of water near the location of that middle bridge. So. It was also
revealed yesterday that the cargo ship had fifty six containers of hazardous materials on board
when it crashed. And so now the cleanup, well the cleanup for that
isn't underway. They're doing a salvage mission right now. But there's like this
slick gleam on the on the water now. It's just it's just a mess
over there. So we'll be talking about that. Keep you updated on the
Baltimore Bridge situation in much much lighter news. It's a really it's really a
day of celebration in Houston because the Astros Opening Day. Baby, that's today
a minute made park. It's gonna be popping later on. So there that
opening day, street fest starts at noon, it'll go to three pm.
I'll tell you about what's going on, who they're playing, who's starting all
that. But I believe it's fifty cent doing the play ball call they're going
to do, Michael Brantley, Mike, it's gonna do the first pitch,
and yeah, go watch the Astros kick it off. We have baseball now
in our lives until about November. So get there early. Be fun,
be nice, live music, all of that new food, it's all there.
It'd be weird seeing Brantley in the street clothes like that guy could just
he could put on a uniform and play today. Yeah, yeah, I
mean great shape. Yes, that's what I'm saying. It'll be weird.
Gotta be weird for him, just you know, to not stood up.
Yeah, I mean he's he's still a hometown, hometown guy. Yeah,
we love him here. Okay. A new poll found the average Americans spends
eighty four hours a year working sick. That's ten and a half work days
are just over two weeks worth, and when they were pulled, the top
reason people do it say Americans would rather power through. They don't want people
to think they're just being dramatic. About half say they'd rather work through an
illness and take a sick day, and thirty four percent worry that people think
they're being lazy or they think they're being a whoosh. So we're far more
likely to skip out on friends when we're sick. The average person misses seventeen
social events a year because they're not feeling well. So it's like, we
can you know the place that pays us. We're less likely to say,
Okay, I can't go in I'm sick yesterday. I was just I wasn't
sick. I was just in this place of like a funk. And then
I got to work and I talked to Derek and he's like, you know,
like people are not busy in their house or not doing anything. You
know, we have busy, busy, busy days. But like we're lucky
for that, right, Like it's a job where we get a lot of
flowers. At our job, people are constantly emailing us, Hey, you
guys, we love your show. Like those are flowers we get all the
time. There are people working real jobs out there that never get to thank
you. Yeah, Like if they can do it like we can, we
can like shut up and do it right. I mean, it didn't even
cross my mind. I was I was way worse than I let on on
Tuesday. But the last thing I want to do my job is to make
people's mo Okay. If I absolutely can't do it, then I can't do
it. But I there was not even for a second was I think,
And then I wasn't coming in. Well, I knew you were down bad
when you sat down. I never sit during the show. I was like,
oh, he's hurting, he's good. Throw it over there. People
on camera watching me, they're like, Rod, what are you doing sitting
down? I said, can I just sit like no, can I sit
there? Like I can't? Yeah, what's up with you? Yeah?
I don't know, and Alex I don't know. Like on the other side
of that, it's not like a job where you can say, like,
oh, so and so is going in for me today. He'll just cover
me, like who's up? Even if you woke up really sick, who's
going in for you? Like who's gonna who's gonna do the sports? Who's
gonna That's what I think. I'm like, Okay, who's gonna do skinny?
Like who's gonna do have my when Alex's baby comes. We don't even
have a plan yet, Like what are we actually gonna do? I mean,
listen, I love all of you. That's who I need in here.
No offense taken. Okay, I've asked him how to do his job.
He won't tell me how to do He's daykeeping how he does it.
So it's fine if Tessa doesn't show, if Chili doesn't show, it's like,
I don't want that to happen. But Alex has not missed the day
since he started because of what he does on his computer with coinciding with my
computer and getting everything. That's the one job that can't be missed. He
won't teach anybody how he does. I know Chili can't fill in. You
can't fill in. He will not show anybody what he does. Yeah,
it's survival over there. The only person. Do your job? Kids?
All right? What else? Hey? Good job, good calling that.
I don't feel as much pressure over here. Will Caitlin Clark play ball against
guys in ice cubes Big Three League of the phenom University of Iowa. Kaitlyn
Clark did she need the first woman to make five million dollars playing basketball?
Ice Cube offered her that much to play against his guys in Big three Basketball.
That would mean eight regular season games, possibly two playoff appearances, and
the deal would still allow her to play in the w NBA. So she
announced that she's entering the draft for the WNBA. I mean, the highest
paid player in the WNBA is only six hundred K, So even if she
goes first, her rookie deal would only be worth seventy six thousand dollars.
It's is the contract the money that ice Cube is offering? Is it multi
year? Right? It's not for one season? There's not enough games.
I don't think it's for one season. Ice Cube is saying, like,
look, she can just achieve tremendous success in the victory. I don't see
a timeline for this. But has she addressed this at all? I mean,
she's in the middle of a tournament, so she's probably not talking about
it, right, she's not talking about it. But Lexi Brown of the
La Sparks is angry that Cube has never extended an offer to any female basketball
player before Clark. And she's like, instead of supporting the woman's league that
already exists, he's trying to do something else inside the middle of an NCAA
tournament. And she adds men are hilarious, like she's not cool. That's
Kaitlin Clark. Okay, wow, I don't know. Just we have a
blog page for that, so you can go make your own decisions. Skid
Row has parted ways with their singer, Eric Grondwall, and it's no biggie,
but it's kind of a biggie on who's replacing him. Lizzie Hale from
Hailstorm is doing shows for them in May and June. Yeah, you can
go check that out. Hailstorm that has actually covered skid Row's Slave to the
Grind on their Covers album back in twenty eleven. So there you go.
Those are Houston headlines. Take it, Alex, It's Opening Day and the
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one, but they did not hit it last year. First pitches at three
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Talk seven ninety. In basketball, Rockets won their tenth straight last night.
They got by the Thunder in overtime one thirty two to one twenty six.
Jalen Green had thirty seven points in the nights to lead all players and scoring.
Rockets are now going to have a day off before playing the Jazz tomorrow
night on the road. In college basketball, the NCAA Tournament resumes tonight with
the start of the Sweet sixteen. The four games on the schedule tonight,
You're going to begin with Arizona taking on Clemson at six. Then Yukon faces
San Diego State in a rematch of last year's national championship game that'll start at
six thirty. Alabama faces at North Carolina at eight thirty, and Illinois wraps
it up against Iowa State at nine o'clock. You can watch all of those
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AM ninety four or five Buzz eighty four five The Buzz, Offspring and Self
Esteem. Good Morning, Rod Ryan's Show. Well, welcome in. If
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You're doing a great job. Continue sending me those word suggestions. We're
gonna play, We're gonna play. Read my lips at eight twenty this morning
for the Perfect Circle tickets. Of course, we are going to be very
fortunate. Josh Freeze, now he's super famous because he's the drummer of the
Foo Fighters. He was in a perfect circle. He was in offspring per
period of time, a guy played with everybody, but he's gonna go out
and hop on on the road. He's got some free time from the Foo
Fighters. He's gonna go hop back behind the kit for a perfect circle.
And when they play here, he's gonna be the drummer. April thirteenth,
Woodland's Pavilion. So that's kind of cool. That's what you're gonna win.
And read my lips Bush Jerry Cantrell tickets. Jeez man, ten minutes.
Let's get right into song clips. We got sunny skies today, high of
about seventy seven. Let's just get the obvious one out of the way.
Okay, this is another one of those where you know, I don't like
to break my boss's balls. I don't. I don't enjoy it. Are
you sure I kind of enjoy it? This is another one of those songs
that doesn't feel special to me to be on Throwback Thursday. Okay, it's
just it's just too I mean, I guess we probably don't have it in
regular rotation, but it's just not special. You just hear this all the
time, don't you, with your dirty feet feet dirty? I mean,
I don't hear this all the time. I know this, but it's not.
I don't hear it all the time. Maybe those feet live rent free
in my head. Problem in this song just playing on a loop. It's
in last place, so you're telling me the same. It's not special for
Throwback Thursday. What is special? This is the Exes. They've come through
on a couple of buzzfests before, back in the day, songs called ugly.
I like these guys, O us A hello, so someone you don't
money obviously you know it's gonna get going in a minute. Here is this
ringing a bell excess. The Ex's like Pixies, but X's. It does
feel vaguely familiar. Actually, I believe that Dallas one Okay, I don't
know. I knew the one guy was an LA dude in the band.
He would come into town. Do Yeah, they're in LA guys. They're
LA guys. So I think one of the guys was in Everclear for a
while. I was talking to him at the last time Ever Clear played Marty
Grass down in Galveston. He was in the ex SS. So every guy
in LA is in twenty bands right now. And then this was an email
to me. I forgot her name, but please identify yourself. She said,
when was the last time Amber Lynn was in for Throwback Thursday? And
I said, it's been for ever. This is called feel good Drag and
you can stay well. This is These guys are from Florida and it is
leading in the votes right now. Amberlyn fifty two percent of the vote.
X He's ugly twenty five percent of the vote. Dave Matthew's band twenty two
percent of the vote. Here they go, like, the song is really
good. This is my vote. Yeah, and this is I got to
dig up that email because I want to thank her for reminding me of this
song. Amberlin. I'm curious as to how they named their band. What
is it reminding your own? And Bolin one of the ane Berlin Bolan,
Yeah, one of Henry the A's wife, the one that he'd beheaded.
Oh I don't know if that yeah, yeah, okay, but it's there.
And Berlin. I was thinking, you know l e Y, who's
the one that had the horse lowered on top of her? Was impaled.
I don't know, dude, because you're gonna name a band, she'd be
the one she was having a horse lowered on top of her. The old
days you know, to take like old school stuff like Game of Thrones,
take the horse. Okay, that's enough. You vote on the world famous
Rod Ryan Show page at the Buzz dot com, Easton's rocking alternatives The rod
Morning Show six to ten AM ninety four or five Buzz ninety four and five
The Buzz Welcome Back Rod Ryan's Show. Holly Doris. We know Holly.
Holly came in second place in the suburb of Summer Sissler. She was the
one that suggested the amber Lyn song. Oh nice, so thank you Holly
Great. I mean, just hearing that clip got me excited about it.
I love I love that Xy song. Dave Matthews, you're in the lead.
You're in the lead with that Amberlin song. Now you were thinking,
you were asking about the name Amberlin, Yes, and you were thinking maybe
it was what was it? And Bolin? Who was Henry Ye's wife one
of his wives that got beheaded? Okay, I don't know that story.
Okay, But then I talked about Catherine the Great. Okay, if you
want to look up some weird horse stuff, I don't know how I want
to do that. Nay, Yeah, there's some weird stories about Catherine the
Great that I don't know why that is etched into my memory all rumors amberln
in the lead he got the name the lead singer. I believe Christian he
had a list that said London, Paris, Rome and Berlin and Berlin,
the city of Berlin. That's where he got the story the name from.
Okay, cool, all right, funny skies today, Hive seventy seven.
It's a little cold stuff with the horse stuff. Please that I was trying
to do a horse Alex, can you do a horse noise? A nay?
Oh there you go, Catherine the Great, if you want to do
a little googling today, I can't do it. Oh you're going for it.
I can't do it. It sounds like it's like a little baby elephants
and they can like scratch my lips off. What's trending please? Or the
show is so dumb? Okay, Houston, you know what's not dumb in
the city of Houston. We have so many cool things going on right now.
Why is this one not talking about the golf tournament? Because I don't
think it's real and it's not a real honestly, opening day and the Rocks
waning overtime more important. But Houston opened huge, huge, huge text Children's
hospital hosting this event. It goes down to Memorial Golf. Everyone knows it's
a party on a freaking golf course. Oil and Gas Greg said, like,
the number one golfer in the world is here. Who's the number one
rough golf? They go to a lot of Scotty Is it Scotty Scheffler right
now? Because yeah, he won the Players Tournament. Okay, Well he
showed up without his beard, so he one two back to back events on
the PGA Tour and people are like, oh, it's it's lucky, it's
his lucky beard. Well, he showed up fresh face for the tournament.
So that's what a lot of people are talking about right now. And of
course that is going on in Houston. Another thing that's going on in Houston.
I kind of want you to pop up Chili's mic for this. Did
you hear the Tricky lay Hut is filing for bankruptcy? Tricky lay Hut is
like one of the most popular restaurants in the city known for restaurants, and
they're filing for bankruptcy. What is going on with that? Chili? Tell
me, I don't know you feel like Chili knows you got the tea on
this Uh yeah, they that's the restaurant that has been They owe money to
the city of us for water everything. Was everyone paying their employees sometimes?
Was there a funny fire? I don't know. I think it was just
mishandling by one one person involving in the restaurant. But that's been going on
for like the past year. It's a couple that like they're in business,
but they recently divorced according to records, So they say they're five million dollars
in debt. According to court records. They owe like the city of us
nay old to all their employees. They've taken out all these loans. It's
crazy and it's too bad. It's a shame because everyone loves the turkey la.
Everyone loves that food. It's tarnishing a legendary place. That's right.
That's right. Also, we've already talked about opening day. Yeah, I
mean, those are the things that are all trending. On ninety four five
Bush, let's give away some tickets. Oh okay, I have Bush Jerry
cantrom candlebox pair of tickets to see them at seven one three Music Hall I'll
take caller ten seven one three Ryan celebrating twenty years on the Buzz, twenty
years of the most beautiful man any of us have ever met. Yeah,
Yeah, ninety four five The Buzz, ninety four five The Buzz, Good
Morning, Rod Ryan Show, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Scar Tissue Throwback Thursday,
and Berlin where the name came from. And Berlin is in the still.
I got somebody saying that they're not going to listen to us anymore if
it doesn't win. I can't get guys. Wow, don't put on Do
not put that on me. I cannot make things win. My thing was
I voted one time. I voted for Amberlin. I don't mind telling you
that they're in the lead right now. Amberlyn in the lead X season second
place, and then Dave Matthew's been in third place. Do not put that
on me, that you're not going to listen to the show anymore. That's
like a serious threat. Hell's wrong with you? When you guys throw that
stuff around? It's my life. Okay, my kid's gotta eat some of
the skies today. Hi, you're just seventy seven taking a turkey leg right
out of my kid's hand. Good morning, Hello, Hi, who's this?
Hi? Exactly? Did you vote for a throw back Thursday? I
did not in there? I got people threatening to leave the show. Get
in there, Golly, I'm not asking much. You like that song?
Oh yeah, yeah, I can't believe the reaction that it's getting this morning.
Hey, Ashley your caller number ten? Yes, so excited? Would
you hook her up? Lease? Ashley Bush, Jerry Cantrump, candlebox,
you're there, seven one through musical congratulations? Whoa thank you? Guy?
Is this Ashley with an E? Y? It is Ashley with an ey?
Okay, we have all the Ashley's. I haven't heard from E,
I G H in a while, but we've got all the Ashley's listening.
All right, have a great day Bank. Thanks Ashley. He was I
should have asked her, But I know Chili. After looking at Chili's six
picks, is there anyone thinking that whatever that new truck project is, what's
he doing? That truck is not now a part of his family? Okay,
like that's his kids. The twelve dogs are on Christina. Yeah,
and now Chili's kid is this diesel truck. It's a huge monster of a
truck that magically appeared in his driveway like six years ago. He never talked
about it. It was sitting there for three years before he even mentioned it.
Yeah yeah, but now it's a part of the family. Oh yeah,
right, yeah, dude, you got to have two trucks because you
got twelve dogs, you know, six and one truck and six on the
other one Sanna's sleigh over there. Yeah. The reason I bring this up
and maybe this and I don't know if anybody on the show had this.
Half of Americans consider that they have they've had a car or their current car
is a part of the family. That's weird, guys, Because I never
had it. I think it's weird. But then I know families that had
some sort of a family vehicle that yeah, maybe it was old or something
correct big, Like I when I have fond memories of the station wagon that
we had, and to me, it's not yacht rock. To me,
it's station wagon rock. And I think about that. I think about the
old station wagon that we had. It was a Ford Country Squire and had
those simulated wood paneling on the side. I felt like that was a member
of the family back down. I felt like it was you know, there
was you know, the six of us rounding the car. My grandfather drove
a Red Ranger that when he passed away, like that was my brother's first
car, and so like then I had a car that got wrecked, and
so I drove that and it was like a nineteen ninety Ford Ranger. And
I drove that until like twenty twelve. It was around it got into wreck
and then I got totaled, and then my my grandfather replaced his He had
replaced that car with another red Red Ranger. That's the one I drive now.
My uncle got it and then my uncle passed away and then that is
now my car. So like that is kind of a family car. I
guess absolutely that that's a family member. Is a member of your fun considered
a member of the family, but it's a family car. It's just like
that's ride with them. Yeah, that's a family car. It's a family
member. Did that cars hung out with your whole family? So you guys
didn't have this, No, I do remember like that. We always talk
about the silver van because it was when my mom had decided she was going
to start having babies again. And I don't know that we've always talked about
the Silver Van. I feel like you've talked about that with your other friends,
So you've ever heard about the silver van. I would love to know
about your silver van. I'm a van guys, a Chrysler Silver Van.
It had the automatic sliding doors on both sides minivan, Mini van. Okay,
but me and my brother had to sit in the back because my mom
had two babies and their car seats were in the bucket seats. Okay,
So like when we were on family trips, like me and my brother were
all in the back. The kids had the two fronts where kids want to
be furtherest away from the parents, furtherest away from the authorities. No,
dude, I want to be comfortable. I don't want to be in the
back. And then sometimes when I didn't have a ride or something, I
would have to borrow that vand with those car seats and go to school in
that as a senior in high school. Oh really, yeah, you got
to drive the family vehicle. I don't know what that's like. It was
awful. I had to steal my mom's escort. That's the only time I
ever drove the family vehicle. Stole it in the middle of the night and
go joy rodden. Yeah, my junior year to my mom's like other cars
she had, you know, before she started to have babies. Again,
the hell, Chili, that truck's a part of your family. Yeah,
it was three. It was at least fifty percent of your six picks the
last week. Well, because it's being wiped on, you know, it's
being work. That's what's That's what's going on. There's a picture of a
tire because I got new rims for it. You got new rims. And
then there's a new door. Yeah. So now that was documented on Monday.
So this Saturday, we're putting in the injectors. Yes, and new
turbo. It's like your kids getting a new lung. Oh, dude,
just like that. Trust me, trust me. You need me to come
help out. I'm taking my Kidah, I'm taking my kid off the iron
lung. He's gonna breathe finally on his own. I want to tell you,
wonderful. I'm already getting calls from Fast fifteen. What does that mean?
Like movie the movie Fast fifteen, Fast into Furious Man. They want
that trunk in there, like you're joining a gang or something. It's not
a gang. It's a way of life. It's just yeah, it's a
cult. We live one. We live our life one quarter mile at a
time. All right, all right, Well, so, so Alex and
Chili have these vehicles that are part of the family. I guess sorry.
I think we determined that that truck that you described to us with all that
in depth, it's like a part of the family. To get rid of
it soon, I think. I don't think you can. Well, I
have to, Like, he needs a child, and that's a two seater.
You gotta save it for baby. Elf. I have a kind of
money workt at my apartment. I won't tell anyone wants to afford er like
thirty miles, but I'll take it. I'll lift it up. That's why
I'm at the point now where I'm getting rid of the jeep. Well I'm
not. I got to get rid of the jeep. I gotta because I
never want my daughter driving that jeep. I don't want her to think that
I'm hanging on to it for her. Yeah, too young, But you
don't start to. But I just need to get that's been sitting there for
a while. Death. Yeah, it has been sitting for a long time.
The jeep. I know you. Yeah, Chili, I'm trying to
start a junk yard. What do you want to lose in that yard of
yours? Hey, you haven't seen my backyard. I got a big bath
yield. I can hide a couple of cars back. We can hang out
the flags this weekend, dude. Yeah, so I'm not just giving the
jeep away. I'm going to sell it or do something with it. It
could be my bonus. Would you gamble the jeep away? Would I gambled
the jeep? Would you play for pinks or pink? I mean it's not
fast. I can't pink. I can't race. No, but like we're
not having to race it. We should do something where we bet Chili our
cars. Oh yeah, you take a Chileng. Yeah. I don't like
the way this is going I do. I don't like it at all.
All right, we got to take a break. We got to take a
break, Alex, this is off ros up there you go. That's okay,
it's you and me, buddy. You ready, Okay, let's take
a short break. This is not us. Oh, this is just me.
It's just you. It's behind the scenes, stuffy Rodney. Yeah,
keeping time. He won't teach anybody this job, ruining everything. Keep sending
me your word suggestions for Read my lips, next hour, Thank You,
Rock and alternative to The Ryan Morning Show six to ten AM, The Buzz
ninety four or five The Buzz. I'm jamming out to that. Yeah.
Yesterday big concert announcement twenty one Pilots World Tour coming here to Houston again.
I've not seen anything, any support at all. Normally a band when they're
announcing, they're going to give the band a little you know, hey,
here's who's going to be on the road with us or anything? Nothing,
nothing yet? Will it be just an evening with them? Do they not
need support? I mean they don't need support. Most bands just kind of
do it. Maybe they're just gonna come in on their own and just play
a huge show all night on their own. We'll find out. Tickets will
go on sale next Friday. So we announced yesterday it gave away a pair
of tickets, and then kind of put it on pause all next week.
I was told that we're gonna give away tickets to go see twenty one Pilots.
All that information is on the music blog page. I think it's even
headlining the music blog page today sunny skys highs of around seventy seven. You
guys, I've been killing it all morning long. Number one, great job
on voting for Throwback Thursday. Number two, great jobs submitting words. Read
my lips is coming up next hour. Alex takes on the Chile at around
eight twenty. So continue to send in great words. I will update those
right up until game time. Tessa time keeping today, yep? Is it
overtime? Last week it was overtime. I remember that game. Good glad
you remember. I've been trying to forget it since it happened. All right,
let's get that out of our brains and let's get read into Houston's headlines.
Yeah, federal authority say the cargo ship that slammed into the Baltimore Bridge
a Baltimore Bridge was carrying hazardous materials. Yesterday, the head of National Transportation
Safety Board said the ship was hauling nearly sixty containers filled with hazardous materials,
including corrosives and flammables. So a full investigation, they're saying, could take
one to two years into this matter. And then on a very grim,
somber note, the remains of two of the construction workers who were missing after
the collapse were found yesterday. They were identified. Four others are still missing
and they are presumed to be dead. So so sad. And we're gonna
keep updating you on this big story here in Houston, though. It is
the start of a beautiful thing. Today Opening day ever heard of it?
Yeah, the fan fest down there by Mini Made Park starts at twelve pm,
So noon today, there's gonna be great. Weather goes till three.
I was gonna have all the details on the game. But if you didn't
know, the new thing if and it made, is this facial recognition entry
anyone that's over eighteen, you can go to the MLB website or the astros
and and you can, you know, you submit a selfie and then if
you have a ticket to the game, you just go ahead entry lane and
boom, they say, we know you. You're good to go. You're
a regular here, get in there. Ah, that is big brother,
pretty cool. Now you gotta be good because they'll just ban you based on
your face. That's a good point. That's a good point. That would
be good. Why do you always have to go devious saying why is it
always devians with you? Maybe we don't do the thing. He doesn't want
the FEDS involved in his mind, you didn't know what I'm up to me.
I gotta be honest with you. On this opening day. I have
all kinds of great memories and feelings. And I mentioned earlier that I didn't
grow up in a major league baseball city. Yeah, so opening Day I'd
always heard about it. It always seemed like it was Americana and everything and
just going down there. For about ten years, solid Man Miltt Hamilton would
visit us on this day. He would commem in on an opening day and
he would come in and he talked to all the stations and he was He
was an amazing friend of the show. And I can't not think of the
great Milo Hamilton today. Good morning, everybody. This is Milo Hamilton and
you're listening to The Rod Ryan Show on ninety four or five the buzz.
I'm thinking of you, buddy. He loved it. His voice is like
a comfort place. He has a comfort like because everybody grew up with him.
It's a true comfort zone when you hear that voice. That's very nice.
Go ahead, entry Lane. I had already mentioned that there's new there's
like four different nacho dishes, there's a Cajun rut beer float, there's a
pennant pickle dog. I mean it goes on and on. You got fifty
cent doing the play ball call first pitch, Michael Brantley, Who's gonna be
so warmly received and warmly welcome. It's gonna just be so fun of live
music. Get their early cheer on the Astros, whether you go or not.
I mean, like Astro's gear for work, right, it's a it's
a holiday. Yeah, I am I the only one wearing Astro stuff.
No dude, Okay, no one's gonna be here. Hey. So I'm
feeling a little a certain way because I've always gone since i've moved here,
every Opening Day where i've lived here, I'm down there and I don't have
a ticket. This year. I am going on Saturday, but I just
feel like I need to be there just around. But we are covering it.
We are covering it our Houston life. So anyway, anyway, happy
Opening Day everyone. Let's talk about sleep. How'd you guys sleep last night?
Okay, yeah, go ahead, Okay. So a study found that
if you have two back to back nights of bad sleep, it can make
you feel four years older than you actually are. Yep. They looked at
patterns of over four hundred people, ask each person how old they felt.
They had a second group that got like a full night's rest and if you
get good sleep, you can feel five years younger than your actual age.
But you got to kind of do that for a while, Like you have
to have continuous, like a full month of good sleep in order to feel
that five years younger. But they said, nope, two nights in a
row, boom. If you're forty, two nights in a row could make
you feel real old. You could feel about fifty. The good news is,
you know, you get you get in there and get that good sleep.
You could just feel, you know, a little like a little young.
In did you know there's a Good Times reboot hitting Netflix on April twelfth.
It's actually animated and it's R rated. I ran this by Chili this
morning. He was in here. I said, you know Good Times,
right? He said, yeah, I go, is it too old to
talk about on the air? Well, most people not know it, and
he said, he goes, you should do it. He goes, he
thinks a lot of people will remember it. In Rerunsky did you guys watch
the show ever? Do you know who JJ is? Dyno might? I
know that, I know dyn might Dyno might JJ Walker. He was the
son on the show. It's old. It's old, but I mean it
was an early early sitcom that featured a black family and how they were living
in what was a rough area, you know, Norman lear No, but
that portrayed a family that was moving on up. This family was living,
this family was living in the ghetto, and it portrayed, you know,
what was going on in their life. I reflected that. So now when
they're going to do the reboot again, it's going to be animated. Are
rated. One of the characters is a precocious drug dealing baby. Family guy.
Creator Seth McFarlane is one of the producers, so that pretty much tracks.
Step Curry is also on this, which is no, he's like a
producer, he's a producer. The characters are described as the latest generation of
the Evans family from the original Norman Lair sitcom. So JB. Smooth here,
Jay Farrow, Wanta Sykes a part of this. We have the trailer
for you on a blog page, but it does contain profanity. If you're
watching it. Work chill your old ass. Nobody knows it. He said,
Oh man, go for it. Okay, let's talk about twenty one
pilots because that latest song we just heard slaps and they are coming to Houston
on September fourth. They're going to play Toyota Center. But they've announced this
world tour in support of their upcoming album, Clancy. This album's out in
its entirety May seventeenth. There's a new video for their new song next semester.
We have all of that on the music Bog page. Those are Houston
Timeline. Go ahead, Alex, We'll happy Opening Day everyone, and Spear
Spirits as host the Yankees at Minute Made Park this afternoon. It's gonna be
Fraan er Valdez on the mound for the Strows. They'll be going up because
New York's Nestra Cortes Vegas has the astras wind Total said at ninety three and
a half this season, and I said earlier, if you're if you're a
real fan, you have to say over no matter what, Yeah, who,
We're all going over over come on. They've hit it five to the
last six full seasons, not including the COVID year where they didn't play a
full schedule of games. They did not hit it last year, though,
so we're trying to see how are they gonna trend back. Now I'm maybe
speaking out of turn here. It's a private thing, like do you put
money on that? I did not? Okay, I did not? Can
you still? You can? Until first pitch? You got a guy,
I have some sights. You got a guy, have some sights? I
might try what the beak over there? You can't tell you what the bag?
You can follow me on March Madness. So I'm pretty hot. My
beak's dry? Are they? How are the brackets at Aby Gambles? We
give it that a follow up? Okay, fix brackets looking fine, just
as good as they were on Sunday. So well they haven't They haven't played
games until today, so we're going we'll get to that. First pitt today
is at three to ten. You can listen to it on our sister station,
Sports Talk seven ninety and Basketball Rockets when they're tenth straight. Last night
they got by the thunder and over tene six. They're gonna have a day
off before playing the Jazz tomorrow night on the road in college basketball. The
NCAA tournament resumed tonight. That's where the brackets continue to Sweet sixteen. Four
games tonight, four games tomorrow. Tonight. It all starts with Arizona taking
on Clemson at six, Then Yukon faces San Diego State in a rematch of
last year's national last year's national championship game. Alabama will take on North Carolina
at eight thirty, and then Illinois and Iowa State wrap it up at nine.
You can watch all of those games on CBS, TBS and True TV
on our sports blog page today. This will make you happy, Rod,
I know you hate Comrady van Halen. I called for Van Halen ice cream.
Man, I'm happy. But Tom Brady has you know he did into
the ground the TV twelve methods. You can't eat things that aren't in whatever.
But I don't know, soy we don't touch that. R Thom says,
you don't have that's wine. Patrick Mahomes I like his method more.
He has been his regiment of getting back into shape whatever. The Super Bowl
ten ice cream cones to night. His wife has a video of him eating
this. She said, this is just his tenth tonight and he's been eating
ten ice cream cones. They look like the drumstick. Yeah, getting on
him a little bit for having a dad bod. Yeah, and he's leaning
into it. Obviously he's won three super Bowls. Yeah, he can win.
I know Brady has more right now, but like this the next Brady
and he's eating ten ice cream cones a day. Like so, like you
could either work out all the time, hate yourself and then win super Rolls
or just eat ten ice cream cones to day and love your Super Bowls.
I would go to Patrick Mahomes, have to go Mahomes on this, But
so now the next time, like you're eating ice cream, if your girl's
giving your carad be like, no, I'm training for the Super Bowl.
Bed. This is what I'm doing. The check it out sports blog pitch
these m vy These ice cream cones taste like m vps. Yeah. Alex
put this song in all on his own The Rod Ryan Morning Show six The
Buzz okay, half by part of the show being book ninety four five The
Buzz, It's fuel and hemorrhage in my hands, Wakey, wakey, hands
off, cup cakey Throwback Thursday. Amber Lyn's still in the lead. Nice
uh I I'm a little I'm curious. I don't know everything that happened with
this radio station before I got here. That Amber Lynn song was a hit
before I was here, And you don't know when radio stations. Sometimes songs
will have an area like I always talk about the biggest market for the band
shine Down the biggest market for I can say probably Pop, a Roach,
and Creed here in Houston the biggest market. I mean, they're more popular
here than they are anywhere else. These are not hometown bands. Just Creed,
for example, I bring up all the time. You know they're from
Florida. They chose to make their DVD here. They knew that they were
more popular here. Same thing with Shineedown. They know how big they are
here. They do more numbers here, they sell more merch here, they
sell more albums, they sell more concert tickets here than anywhere else. I
don't know if Amber Lynn was just something that sometimes a song hit big in
one radio station, and it was a bigger hit in one area than another.
It leads me to believe that that song was very popular here at one
point, so it's dominating. As a matter of fact, I'm getting a
little nervous because the Dirty Feet people are waking up now, and Dave Matthews
is in second place. I'd say, yeah, within striking distance. The
ex's completely out of the picture now, which I like that song too,
but let's be let's be real. Everybody seems to want, well a lot
of people seem to want this amber Lin song to be played. So yeah,
you vote on the world famous Rod Ryan Show page at buzz dot com.
My Manchili is not slacking today. Okay, there is a problem with
embedding Instagrams on our blog pages. So there's some meta and iHeart thing where
they're not talking together and I don't know what happened, but it's not I
got. Everything is like, what is Chili working today? Where's the Sixtagram
Thursday? I'm like you, It's the number one blog page in the company.
Nothing has brought in more web hits than that particular Instagram the Instagram feature,
each and every day. There's not another thing our company does the whole
company wide. We have over eight hundred radio stations that are putting out blog
pages. The biggest web hits come from the Instagram feature, and our hands
are tied. So I'm gonna have to You're gonna have to do this on
your own, but I thought you should know that Britney Spears is back naked
on Instagram. Okay, it's been a minute, how's it? Yeah,
like a week longer, two weeks? Maybe three? Maybe three. Maybe
that's why I was feeling ill the other day, right, that's very maybe
withdraws. Maybe that was it was like there was an upset in the saw
some screenshots that she had posted of her trying to summarize her trip. Didn't
make a ton of sense. But hey, that's Britney for you. Okay,
nice. A lot of you been asking these are my top five things
I like to take to the beach. Wait a minute, who asked you
what you like to bring to the beach? Right, okay, tough five
things, sand bucket, shovel u, sunscreen of course, reply and asked
questions, Oh, you can't comment anymore. She turned off her car,
tell us your five favorite colors. So I so that's something that I would
have put on the Looking at Girls blog page, but it's her on Instagram.
And I don't know how Chili's juggling. Chili's juggling all that kind of
stuff. So he's working on that so as much as I want the web
hits, it's worth it just to go directly to IG. Yeah. You
know I follow Bruce Britt, so you can go check that out. I'm
very happy, very happy about that last minute word suggestions. Please get them
into me. The boys are at it again. Uh, they're going to
be taking on each other. Test is going to be timekeeping, and you
know that chaps are as You know that chaps are ass gurudgingly. I will
so, yeah, give me some last minute word suggestions. We're getting set
up for. I'll read my lips after this. Hous His Rock, Houston's
Alternative and The Rod Ryan Morning Show ninety four five, The Buzz, Good
Morning, rod Ryan's Show, Read my Lips's coming up, Sunny Skies today.
Highs up around seventy seven. Stros opening that's right, Yeah, that's
right. That's got to be the number one thing people are talking about online.
Huh, absolutely, well, people are just very excited. Is a
Major League Baseball opening day? Yeah yeah. Also the Powerball jackpot. No
one won that last night, no grand prize winner and last night drawing.
So now that one's getting close to a billion dollars. It's nine hundred and
thirty five Mili. Yeah, that'll roll over to Saturday's drawing. So someone
had already won Mega Million's one point one two billion dollars and now people are
still trying to get that powerball. Jack Pott, I know you probably.
I don't know if you put this on the look at a girl Girl's blog
pager if three even is one today? But Judge Judy says she works out
ten hours per week. That works out she's eighty one years old. To
be putting her, of course, I'm just making sure. But she said
she needs to take care of her vessel. Yeah, that's what she called
her mod I have responsibility to keep the vessel in shape and looking good.
If your mind is in shape and your body is not, the weaker one
will eventually affect the other. Would you would you? I mean telling her
no? Would you? Yeah? Don't tell her no? Yeah? She
she her husband's nineties, she's eighty one, and they're putting it there in
that guys was the young bull. She's got a rocking bod. She was
like on There was a boat picture of her a couple of years ago that
came out. She is one of my favorite planet. She's rocking underneath that
gown. Okay, so that's going on. We talked about we talked about
the power Ball, you talked about opening day. I mean that. And
you're looking at girls bog Page doing well. Have you not seen the big
news? What Pusatani phil oh had a kid? Yeah? How is that
not leading? You know what? Alex Pusatani phil is a dad. I
am telling you all about it right now. It looks like royal babies.
Now his mate Phyllis, they're twins. Yeah, you gave bert. She
gave birth to twins yesterday. Now remember only Pusatani drinks theeallixir of life.
Okay, so she's been around the whole time. These are just mere mortal
roundhogs. So I don't want to I want to talk. He's too excited.
It's a big day. He predicted an early spring. Those are that's
what's trending. All right, there we go, stop to read my lips.
What do we got playing today? Oh? Here we go, Mo,
you're China the boys? Alright, pod gay? Oh wait a minute
again, Chili is going to be joining us in studio. Oh yeah,
he is finally. Okay, do you want Alex or do you want Chile?
Did she got any wins this year? I think yes. I think
no win that matters is the next one. That's okay, Alex and Chile.
What are they trying to win? First? They're going to win someone
a pair of tickets to the Perfect Sir Goal pust Burn Primus All on One
stage at the Woodmen's Pavilion. Six, seven, eight, nine ten.
I have ten absolute rockin' words rocking Okay, the maximum number would be seven.
So that's what I gotta do now. I gotta figure out, like
what are the best words to use? But I have, like, out
of the millions that were submitted this morning, I narrowed it down to ten.
Now I got the narrowing down process to get it down even further.
H you just call you call Chile now, and you got to be the
one to break the news to him if you don't pick him. Seven one
three two, wine two five nine four five We play next. I'm here
The Ron Ryan Show, The Buzz ninety four five The Buzz, Good Morning,
Rod Ryan's Show on this throwback Thursday. Thank you to everybody that's already
cast your vote. Get in there. Uh the gal that sent in the
Amber Lyn suggestion she's getting a little worried. She even said, she goes
rod have you seen the dirty feet people? Have you seen the dirty feed
people? Meaning Dave Matthews band is catching up a little bit on that,
so that the poll seems to be working fine, Chili. Everything else is
still a problem for you. Just uh, man on everything that's Facebook and
Instagram and problem. All right, well can you get that out of your
mind? It's nine in my mind, says yesterday. You can just focus
on the game. There. Oh yeah, all right, you know what
somebody is kids start to read my looks. I've gotten Chili in the room.
Hey, White Rodney, do do do do something? Move around,
White Rodney. There, I'm here, buddy. Hey, there you are,
White Rodney. How are you? Good morning, sir? How are
you? I'm doing great? Uh? Who's playing for you today? Hey,
Chili? You think today he gets his first gets his first win?
He might have told me a little different. What did you tell White Rodney?
Did him? Did you guarantee a victory to him? Oh? No,
no, he is selected, my buddy, Alex. Oh he got
mad. So Dave, Dave, you must have called first, Yes,
I did, so you called. You're talking to Chili. He says,
who do you want playing for you? You have to tell him you don't
want him. I did, And then you don't even give White Rodney the
courtesy that you're that that Alex is off the table. You torture him too.
I just want to see where his loyalties are. You have to hear
that twice that people don't want you. Who what kind of massive hiss?
How are you what? Rodney might not be getting into the Tournament of Champions
this right, Let's go. Okay, White Rodney team Chile, Dave,
team Alex. I've seen Chile. He's putting on headphones, so he's going
first. Oh, I get yeah, I guess. So he's just he's
just taking Okay, listen, he's playing like a man possessed calling a shot.
Okay, what I have are I got it down to seven. I've
got a tiebreaker in case we need it. We needed it last week.
Testing your timing, I am okay. So as soon as I say the
word damn, I mean twenty seconds immediately, so does the word wraps up?
Boom. Let's see if he Chili is very he feels like he's winning
or losing is dependent on how my face is shaven? I didn't. I
just gonna let you know what I'm on the Patrick Mahome's diet. Ice cream
cones So Championship written all over. Okay, athletes do that. That body
is written by ice cream. Twenty seconds on the clock. Here we go,
thumbs up, thumbs up. Here we go. Other other white Rodney
psycho banana? What psycho banana? Sick your banana? Psycho? Psycho banana?
Hey, I think that was Tessa with her. What do you,
psycho? You buy one banana or one apple? You buy one banana?
Yeah, just stand there in line with some pocket change juice. Yeah,
that's Tessa. That's me cycle banana. She buys one banana. All right,
thank you? Awesome. Amy sent that one in. Here we go.
Nurse D always sends in great words. Thumbs up, thumbs up.
Apparently all Chili is getting his food today. I shuffled him. Here we
go. Butter lamb, butter liquor, butter lamb button her face, butter
lamb, butter lamb, butter lamb. Wow. I have not talked about
the Ryan traditional butter lamb. No, but we are waiting a picture.
Everyone's waiting for it. On the gram. We want to see your story.
We want to see the butter lamb lamb on the Gram. I will
I will be making a butter loan. Are you making one? Yes,
that's what it is. Every year London and I make a butter lamb.
Nurse D Nursty knows you. Okay, Greywood Nursty kind of a reminder too,
I don't even have Yeah, I gotta make a butter lamb. Good
call. Get your sharing all right? Uh, your boy is on fire,
White Rodney. He's playing angry. Just tell him that you didn't pick
him to make him mad, you know, like somehow turning around. But
he's really trying to win these tickets for you. Uh? Does he get
all three? Dallas Daniel? We go from Nurse D to Dallas d Here
we go. This made me laugh. I think it's tough. Thumbs up,
thumbs up, Grandma Musk. Okay, say it again, Grandma Musk.
I'm not saying the first word, Grandma, Grandma, Grandma Musk Draymond,
But Grandma Musk, I'm not saying that, Grandma get canceled. What
does it look like? What if the Grandma? I can't say it.
It sounded like I mighta get canceled if I would say last part. It
seemed like that would. Now the first part, I think we were talking
about the smell of homes, and then I said, Grandma's have like a
musky Grandma musk. I knew the first word was like geep, but then
the other ones were kind of bad. You're gonna have to tell me off
air what you thinking Grandma musk. Grandma musk. I mean, that's what
like the that's what Elon's kid must call his mom y like I sold,
Grandma musky, Grandma musk, you smell like Grandma musk. Okay, you
got to chilly white, Rodney. You gotta be happy with that. I'm
pretty happy with it. For a dude that's acting like he doesn't like you,
he was playing pretty hard. Shut it, Rodney. All right,
Alex now changing out the headphones. All right, Alex, changing out the
headphones. Great words. I think you guys did have a wonderful job sending
in words today. Except for Grandma musky, Grandma musk. You did get
them. Yeah, I just didn't want to guess after that first letter,
I was like, no, I'm gonna just put safe. You still are
going to have to talk to me at a private meeting off air. Are
do you understanding? No clue? I know, Alex is it's not obvious
what. I have no idea? What he could have been saying, I
have no idea either. Okay, here we go. Alex now has headphones
on. He can't hear me. Uh, friend on, friend off.
He kicks ice under his fridge, doesn't pick it up. Eli said this
in comes up? Nuts buts what nuts butts? Nut bust? Nuts buts?
What? No, it looks like you're saying, cepunt, not that
nuts. Did he say it nuts butts? Time? Did he? Okay?
He said, he said, he said, oh, nut bust,
Oh nut bust. He said, so this nut to bust. Because when
we were talking about being in a Sealis commercial, Chili and I talking about
taking a tub together. I was thinking, I number one, I was
thinking silice in separate tubs. My number two thought of Chili and I in
the bathtub together. We're looking facing one another and our feet may be touching.
He was thinking that we're in a World War two biplane and we're nuts
to butts, and I'm sitting behind him in a in a bathtub just to
shield you in case something happened. Well, you don't like the cold.
He was trying to keep you warm in a little cold huge. I didn't
want to be in the tub with you when I brought that up. Here
we go. He needs both of these to tie. Sully might get his
first win. Nick sent this one in thumbs up, Grand Salami, Grand
Salami. One. Shout out to Milo. Milo's on my mind today.
People are very thankful you played that clip. Yeah. Sometimes I'm worried about
paint playing audio from someone that's no longer here, and it's never with disrespect
man, you know, I love the man. Thout it. Thanks for
the legendary Milo clip. Oh wow, that's great. I miss our baseball
angel. Okay, this is a big one. He wasn't on American Idol,
but he does listen to this show. It's our Christautry, It's our
Christaughtry. He's better for the tie. Thumbs up. Is that Tamalay meter,
Tomali beer, Tomalay meter, Tomali meter. We're going We're going over
time, babe. Okay, So Alex leaves the room butter water in cinema.
Yeah, he was going to say Tamala eater that's okay, Chili you
sir, congratulations, first overtime of the your second second overtime of the year.
I keep losing the test on overtime. Well, I keep losing.
Alex so cool. You need to beat him, uh, negativity. I'm
going to say the words do it quickly. I'm going to say the word
you time, will he guesses, keep timing until he gets it right.
He's going to get it right and very quickly. You better do it good.
Okay, okay, dramatic music. Nervous alright, I'm a little nervous.
All right here, we got nervous. Chance sent this word in?
Okay, over time, Okay, thumbs up, Get thumbs up for white
white Rodney, the other white Rodney, battery boyfriend, battery boyfriend, the
Malay. Tessa's spirit was strong with me to yeah, get your ass.
Hey, he's quick. Alex is quick on this. You better have been
on that timer. I was overcorded. I was I put in front of
the cameras that people can see just how accurate I am. Okay, get
your boyfriend in here, Yeah, get your I'm sorry, you're twin Yeah,
here comes in Alex p everybody. Alex p everybody, Welcome back to
the Carl Alex. Overtime rules work as follows. I will say the word,
you keep guessing until you get it right. Testa will time as soon
as I as soon as I have said the complete word, and then we'll
keep that timer rolling until you get it right. That's easy. All right,
Here we go. Hey, Dave, is that you making a mess
over there? Or is that white Rodney Whitney? Okay, Dave, you're
getting an out of your truck doing focus your guys up. It's overtime act
like you've been here before. Dave. Sorry, man, it's okay,
It's okay, all right, here we go, Here we go. It's
tense, it is. I'm so glad I'm not the timer anymore. That's
my favorite part of the show. Yeah, giving up that job was the
absolute greatest thing I've ever done in twenty years. Nice thumbs up, yep,
Chance, thanks for the word. Battery boyfriend. Battery boyfriend. Woh
oh, it's yeah like a vibe a five hundred situations. Yeah, well,
well I'll tell you what. You both you both got it quick.
You both you both said it slow. It is going to be a photo
finish here. I can't wait to see the results, Tessa. The official
timekeeper of Today's official time for alex Pe was one point six si seconds,
just under two The official time for Chili was zero point eight one seconds,
just under one second. What Chile, Thank you, Thank you, Chili
with the win, White Rodney, I told you he doesn't deserve me.
He doesn't, he doesn't. White Rodney, you were just you were just
trying to get him angry to get that victory. The first to get off
the schneid got him right. What is the other? White Rodney? One,
dude, you get the perfect circle Puss for Primus tickets all on one
stage, Woodlands Pavilion. You picked a winner, you picked the Chile and
congrats. Welcome to the Winter Circle, my man. Welcome in Chile,
everybody. With his first win of the year. He used this rock,
he used his alternative and the rod Ryan Morning Show ninety four or five,
the Buzz, Good Morning rod Ryan Show. I'm arguing with Chili over here.
I'll get to this an email that somebody sent in. Uh, we're
gonna have to discuss this after night. We got a move, we got
stuff to do. I've got third I blind tickets for you coming up after
nine o'clock, Larry the cable guy. That's just how I say it.
Tessa does her own thing. Uh, that's we have those coming up.
I sure do know the show. Yeah, I don't know where you were
going with that great round. Chili's on top of the world right now with
his very first win of the year for read my lips. Alex is taking
it well too. Yeah, he's happy for Chili. Proud of you,
buddy. Sonny's guys today. Hi, seventy seven for opening Day. I
know we're gonna talk. Yeah, I know we're gonna talk more about that
coming up. Are in the right spot here? Yeah, I don't know
what just happened. That's okay, I can do this. There we go.
Hi, Tessa, Hi, what are Houston's headlines? Please? Well?
New evidence from the black Box data recorder shows the pilot of the cargo
ship that crashed into the Baltimore Bridge for help. The pilot radioed for tugboat
help and reported a power loss minutes before crashing into the Francis Scott Key Bridge
in Baltimore Harbor. So that's the latest update from that. If you didn't
know the cargo ship was also carrying hazardous materials. Yesterday, the Safety Board
said the ship was hauling nearly sixty containers filled with corrosives and flammables. There
is a full investigation going on into the matter, but they say for it
to be complete could take one to two years. That's what they're estimating right
now. And then the most somber part of the news is that the remains
of two construction workers who were missing after the collapse were found yesterday. They
were identified for others that are missing are presumed to be dead. Okay,
so that's the really serious stuff. Here in Houston, it is a special
day because we love our astros, we love our baseball here in the great
city of Houston. It's opening day. There's some new stuff going on at
the ballpark. If you have a ticket, you can use that facial recognition
entry, but you got to kind of sign up. You got to show
them a selfie on the MLB app and then you can go ahead in that
entry lane. There's new food out there. There is a lot of hoopla.
You got the first pitch being thrown out by Michael Brantley. You got
the playball call by fifty cent. You also have the street Best and that
starts at noon, goes from noon to three. You do need a ticket
for that, but there's just a lot of fun stuff going on down there.
So yeah, go kick off opening day at Minute May Park. Go
Astros and don't forget the little woodrows people. They bought what used to be
Luckies and you know that went away for a long time, and now they've
got this huge festival setup, so I know they're partying over there today for
sure, big time. Yeah Time. New Pole found the average American spends
eighty four hours a year working sick. That's ten and a half work days
or just over two weeks where it's of work. The top reason they say
they do it is that they'd rather power through and not have people think or
just being dramatic. Almost half of people said they'd rather work through an illness
and take a sick day. Thirty four percent of people worry that people other
people, you know, coworkers, would think they're lazy or maybe they're being
a woos. We're far more likely to skip out on friends when we're sick,
So when you're sick, you don't mind saying no to a social event.
Seventeen social events that the average person misses a year because they're not feeling
well. And yeah, I think Ron was a little sick this week.
I was. Yeah, Tuesday, Tuesday was rough to stand if you worked
in an office, though, I don't want homeboy next week. Like if
if we're in a collective, bigger office, I don't want the person next
to me sneezing and coffee. Oh hey, I agree with you on that.
If I felt that whatever I had was going to be contagious or something
like that, I just felt like I was run down something that God was
telling me to slow down or something. Yeah, So I didn't think what
I had and I don't know this for a fact, but I didn't feel
like I was putting anybody at risk of me coming in. So it's just
like me, I'm gonna pull up your bootstraps, go and do it.
Just going on. If you're coming in here like a drippy monster, then
stay away from other people. I like the idea of taking a day or
a mental health day, I really do. But on the other side of
that, I always think, well, who's gonna come in and do what
I do? Like, no one is trained to come in and do what
I do like you can't just it's not something that, oh yeah, go
just answer the phone for me, watch manness and then it'll all be that,
you'll all be kosher. That just shows you have a little self awareness.
There's people that don't give a f you know, Hey, that's your
fault for not having somebody to back me up. You know, there's people
that don't care about that. Okay, let's talk about Caitlin Clark. She's
the University of Iowa phenom. She's a basketball player. Could she be the
first woman to make five million dollars playing basketball? Ice Cube offered her that
much to play against guys in his Big Three Basketball league. That would mean
eight regular season games and possibly two playoff appearance appearances. That just sounds like
one season. The deal would also allow her to play in the WNBA.
They play the Hawkeyes. Her team plays Colorado Saturday night. But after the
season she is going into the w w NBA Draft. The highest paid player
there is only make six hundred K. So unfortunately the world, unfortunately the
world we live in, everything's about race. And he's gonna take crap for
not offering this to a black athlete. He is taking he's currently taking crap
for that from that's weird. I don't I don't know everything's about race.
You don't believe that, and she's already in then he's already taken crap for
that. I didn't go my head didn't go there at until you said it.
Who is who Sabria Irons? Okay? She was on my WNBA fancy
team last year another year, and she is a white. She's a white
and she is the best player. So if they were gonna they like,
if you were going to invite the best w NBA player, would have also
been a white person. Okay. And Lexi Brown, who is quoted for
giving ice Cube crap, Like, I don't know if she's a white or
a black, So I just I get how it shouldn't. I'm not on
that lane, Like, I'm not on that lane at all. When I'm
reading the story, I don't think about that at all. But that's what
that's when I started it, I said, Unfortunately, that's what it's turning
into right now in Ice Cubes taking a ton of crap for that. Skid
Row has parted ways with singer Eric Gronwall. It's no biggie, he'd only
been in the band for two years, but he did sing on their latest
album, The Gang's All Here. He's actually stepping aside to focus on his
health. He's actually a leukemia survivor. But the band has already lined up
a pretty cool replacement, at least temporarily, and it is Lizzie Hale from
Hailstorm. She'll jump in for skid Row's gigs in May and June. Hailstorm
actually covered skid Row's Slave to the Grind on their covers album Reanimate, back
in twenty eleven. That's on the music Balk page and those are Houston headlines.
A bit of a slow music job. Yeah, Lizzie Hale is the
reason we're talking about that story. When was the last skin Rose story.
We've never done a skid Row story of this show. I don't think,
Everett. I've been on it all right. What's going on? Happy opening
day everyone. The Astros are gonna host the Yankees a minute mid Parks later
today. Framber valve doesn't be on the mountain for this. Strows going up
against New York's Nestra Cortes Vegas has the Astras wins total this season set at
ninety three and a half total wins. You gotta take the over if you're
a real fan. They've hit that number five of the last six seasons or
six full seasons, not including the COVID year, but they did not hit
it last year, So they're gonna get back on track. They're gonna get
back on track. First pitches at three ten. You can listen to it
on our sister station, Sports Talk seven to ninety. In basketball, the
Rockets won their tenth straight last night. They gout by the thunder and overtime
one thirty two to one twenty six. Jalen Green at thirty seven points in
the night to lead all players in scoring. Rockets are gonna have the day
off before playing the Jazz tomorrow night on the road. In college basketball,
the NCAA Tournament resumes Tonight was the start of the Sweet sixteen. They've got
four games tonight, four more tomorrow. Everything starts tonight with Arizona taken on
Clemson at six o'clock. Uconnell then plays San Diego State in a rematch of
last year's national championship game at six thirty. Alabama faces North Carolina at eight
thirty. In Illinois, and Iowa State closed things out at nine o'clock.
Do you watch all of those games on CBS TV and True TV that what's
going on in Splitts? Okay, thought, I have blind tickets coming your
way, Larry the Cable Guy tickets You're coming away, A whole other hour
of show coming your way. And The Rod Ryan Morning Show six Am,
The Buzz ninety four five The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan's Show Throwback
Thursday. I gotta get an update. Holly is freaking out that the Dirty
Feet people are like on a full on assault on her Amber Lyn song.
That everybody was so excited about hearing that clip this morning and we were talking
about it. Holly's the one that suggested that the rest of it it's on
the whiz. I believe. I love that Xy song that we played this
morning. We played a clip of it, and then I just saw I
thought that Dave Matthews band didn't have any business in there, but Dave Matthews
in second place six and seventeen votes for DMB one hundred and forty votes for
Amber Lynn X's are out of it at this point, I mean out of
it. They got one hundred and seven votes, so it is going to
come down to how persistent the dirty feet people are going to get After that?
That Dave Matthews band song winning song played at nine thirty and I appreciate
all the votes, and Wizard is excited. He said, this is the
most votes we've had with the new polling tool. Oh nice, he said,
this is the most votes that we've had. So all right, that's
great. Sunny's guys today, Hi, seventy seven, perfect day for Astro's
opening Day. And we're lucky. You don't always get Opening Day in your
hometown. Right, it's twenty it's time opening Day. I mean, Yankees
don't have Opening Day today. They get to watch it on TV, but
they don't get Opening Day. We get Opening Day. Yeah. Ours last
year was in Anaheim. I believe. I think you're right. Yeah,
And I went to that and it's stunk. Oh you went to the game?
Yeah, I don't know. They loss. It was upward. Was
it on the weekend? Yeah, well not the day the day like the
series. I went to Opening series on the weekend, right, right,
gotcha? Okay, do do do do do do? I ever walked out
of a movie in the middle of a movie. It was so bad.
This is a movie you paid for or your guy somebody paid for it,
and you just said, I can't take it anymore. I don't remember.
We we walked out of a movie. My cousin was babysitting me, and
we went and I think there was too many curse words, and so we
got up and we left the movie. And I was young, and I
couldn't tell you what movie it was, and I didn't get to watch it.
But that was the only time I remember doing that. Exactly one time
in my life. I walked out of a movie and I'm probably there with
maybe a date or something. It was Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
Johnny Depp, Okay, number one, I'm not drug guy, and I
don't like sitting around talking like drug humor. It's haha, it's funny.
I love cheating chrong. I don't know. I was not connecting with this
movie, okay, all it was so trippy because he was always the whole
thing was Yeah, I just wasn't connecting with it at all. I read
the book. Okay, the book was so much better. That's like one
movie I can actually say that about the only movie I ever walked out of
Johnny Depp's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. I thought that Jack, that
was the dumbest thing I ever saw. That was the Gonzo. I'll think
of it in a second. I'll think of his name. Walked out of
a movie. Thomson Hunter. Yeah, I walked out of the Mummy.
I didn't, we didn't. It wasn't good. Wait wait wait the Mummy
the well because they made a couple of them, right, but the first
one, the original sucked. He walked out of the theater. There was
like a beetle that goes in that guy's arm and stuff, and I just
remember, like, this is dumb, and so we left. And then
my dad and I, I don't know why. It was just me and
him, we went to go see a movie and the only movie that was
really I was Crouching Tiger, HITD and Dragon, and like thirty minutes ten
when we realized, like this is all subtitled, we were my Dad's a
you and Ago. I was like, yeah, let's not read the book.
You've walked out it too. Yeah. One of them was just because
it wasn't in any English, and I was like, I'm not going to
read the whole time. Yeah, Chile, you walk out of a movie
right there, you are high. No, man, I've paid that money.
I'm gonna stick through it. Yeah right, I mean I've sat through
some stinkers. Yeah, same, But yeah, to actually be so disgusted
with what you're seeing. Forty six percent of people said that they have walked
out of a movie because it sucked just one time. I mean, out
of the millions of movies that I've gone to see in the theater, is
just it was that bad to me. Now I'm going to get all the
people to tell me what a great movie that is. I also like when
you go to a bad movie and you realize, oh, this is gonna
be bad, and then you kind of just get excited to be all right,
well, like now we're gonna watch it as a bad movie, and
I'm just gonna start critiquing everything in my head, and then that becomes more
fun to me. I remember sitting through Anchorman at the theater thinking it was
the dumbest thing I've ever seen. It just wasn't. It wasn't crying,
it wasn't hitting the first It wasn't hitting the first time I saw it.
Just don't And I already I loved Will Ferrell, It's just Anchorman was not
doing it for me. I do believe some movies are better movies at home
than the theater, just like I believe some movies are better in the theater
than at home. Like, it's not always in the theater. It's gotta
be kind of might have to be like in the comfort of your own home
to enjoy something more, or when your friends watch it and then you start
doing the lines and doing all that. That's what happened with the movie Office
Space. Office Space was a flop. Yeah, it suck in theaters.
It wasn't until it came out on VHS, I think, or it was.
It was right there at the beginning of DVDs. That's when it became
like this huge cult classic. I mean, does anybody hate Office Space?
It's amazing, right, I mean it's an amazing movie. But it absolutely
tanked, Like people said it was horrible. Yeah, they went to the
theaters to go and that ruined Mike Judge. Mike Judge made Beavis and Butt.
Heead he was going to get into making movies. It killed him.
They're like, we're not giving you the opportunity to make another movie. We
don't trust you. Yeah, and they did. I mean, he did
make other things, but it just right. It did not help him at
all that that movie flopped. I remember seeing Napoleon Dynamite, and I've never
laughed that quick in a movie. It's it's literally just I think a car
drives off and his mouth is just wide open and he's doing the Napoleon pailict
but you just like laugh, like just I broke out laughing, And ever
since then, I've just thought there was such a hilarious movie. I know
that it's not that great of a movie. He's dragging that action figure from
the school boss. It's like the opening. Yeah, and it's the weirdest
thing ever. But I didn't go to the theater to see it. Oh
I did, Okay, I did not go to the theater. And then
there was already a buzz about it. And then I finally watched it,
and that was I'm watching at home. I must have been home for Christmas.
I'm watching with my sister and my mom and soon and I are cracking
up, and my mom gets up ten minutes in the movie. Instead of
your parents have no sense of you, this is my mom. You people
are stupid. I love it. And my mom just got up and walked
away, and me and my sister are laughing. Yeah, but okay,
I should have maybe used that as a poll question today. Okay, you
got some tickets to give away? Oh yeah, I do so. Third
Eye Blind is doing their Summer Gods tour with Yellow Card in Arizona within Civilian
August. Certain, I've got a pair of tickets right now. All right,
I take caller number ten seven one three, Houston's alternative and tell them
at the rod Ryan Morning Shown the buzz. Dude, we said we're giving
away tickets. Huh yeah, I've got the Third Eye Blind Summer Gods tickets.
I go over to the phones here, Good morning, rod Ryan Show.
Warning. Hello, who's this? There's Jimmy. Jimmy your caller number
ten. Yes, come on, it's been a while since the fault and
I'm out here door to asses today and eh, won, it's about time
you got off your ass and called this again. Jimmy. Jesus, I
know, I know, I know. Now to day goes by, I'm
like, I wonder if Jimmy will call today? How abuch, dude,
I don't how do we stand the show before we go on the air.
I got annoying at this point. It is today to day that Jimmy colls,
where's Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, this Jimmy that It's like, stop,
finally focus, Jimmy, your caller ten? What are you giving them?
I guess I'll give you the sort of blind tickets yellow card Arizona.
I guys, I've never seen Lucnci perfect. I appreciate your grind on the
door dashing over there. That's pretty cool. Hey, you gotta make that
money. Jimmy ever walk out of a movie? Uh? Yeah? Actually
that new Batman one that was in there. It was like three hours long.
It was like so repetitive. I just walked out of it. The
woman, the Twilight guy, Robert Pattison, Yes, yes, you want
Wow. Yes, I bought tickets for the whole family and snatched and everything,
and I'm like, I can't watch this somemore and you just walked out.
Wow. But my daughter wants to say hi to y'all real quick.
Sure, what's your name? Autumnly Autumn? Hi, Hi Autumn, how
are you amazing? Actually? Well, all right, that's so it's opening
day it's an amazing day. How old are you? Yeah, I'm ten.
I mean obvious question. I'm sorry, but are you supposed to be
in school right now? I'm actually homeschooled. Oh okay, okay, okay,
I's got a whole deal going on over there. I thought autumn.
Okay, next question, are you supposed to be being homeschooled right now?
Now? Okay? This week, I haven't been doing school because it's Easter
Week. Oh yeah, Easter week off of Holy Week, babe, Holy
Week. All right, Well, Autumn, and you're dad, Jimmy.
Great having you on the show today. Thank you, Autumn. Sorry your
dad ripped out of the Batman movie. If you would have hunt in there,
I thought it was pretty good, pretty dark. It was too long
too, You guys are way too long on these superhero movies. Holine Kids
Alecs Online ninety four five, The Muss. Okay, what you got?
Since the NCAA tournament is back today, I have a game for you to
kill some time today at work. It's called flick Basketball. Do you remember
the old game? Like, did you ever have the toy that was the
basketball hoop and you had to flick the little tiny basketballs into it. Absolutely.
I was trying to find that. I could not find that version online.
It was lose the basketball because oh yeah, because they used to have
the ones with the string on it. Yeah, it had a string on
it. But then somebody would come in and bring and then the ball would
get lost, and then the things sat there and it was useless. You
had one of those at the old studio in my little, my little read
back when we had our own rooms and stuff. That was cool. But
yeah, so today you're to be playing flick basketball. It's kind of like
the game I just described, except you're just using your finger if you're on
your phone or your mouse. Pull the basketball back, shoot it, see
how many you can make it a row, and then when you miss one,
you gotta start over. So go check it out to see how many
you can get in a row at Flick Basketball World. Famish rod Ryan showpage
at buzz dot com. True Saturday five ninety four or five The Buzz our
Man, Jelly Roll, Rob Ryan's Show. It's not Chili's fault. There
is no fixta Graam Thursday today. They gotta get it fixed. I mean,
I don't know. This just started yesterday I talked a little bit about
it today on the show. There's just some sort of problem with the meta
platform. There's some sort of an update meta. I think everyone knows Facebook,
Instagram. That's the stuff that we use for the Instagram feature of the
day, and for some reason, our website is not talking with any kind
of update. So I know that somebody somewhere is hopefully working on that,
but it seems weird not to have an Instagram feature of the day, especially
on one of the most beloved days of fixed to Gram Thursday. But it's
still throwback Thursday, and you guys have been doing a great job on voting.
Wizard's so happy, so proud of himself for putting on is so proud
of himself. Well, Holly, I did that. Holly suggested one of
the songs, but I think because he created the competition, the dirty Feet
people came on strong, but not strong enough. Exi's with one hundred and
fifteen votes. Dave Matthews Band six hundred and fifty eight votes, Amber Lynn
eight hundred and ninety eight votes. Holly, you got your song, well
played. Mom, It's so bad Thursday. Whatever the hell, here's your
throwback Thursday. Winner on ninety four five The Buzz. I've the Buzz,
Good Morning rod Ryan Show. Thank you so much for hanging out with us
on this throwback Thursday. Did that song sound Did that Amber Lynn song sound
like something we should be playing in regular rotation on this radio station. I
didn't know if it was me or does Wizard need to take a long look
at that? I know he was listening to it. That sounded like something
that should be played regularly. Yeah, you could. Maybe you can maybe
pull out a chili pepper song every now and then and throw that in.
Hey, I'm just trying to help. I'm trying to find room, Okay,
I'm thinking to make room for the other room for everyone. So Alex
walked in on me yesterday and he's like, what are you doing? I
said, well, there was there was a contest that was running on the
Buzz dot com and Alex is pissed because we didn't even talk about it.
Sometimes this stuff makes its way over to the website and it's just an iHeart
thing and maybe we only have like six opportunities and we have so much going
on that it's just on the website. We had out of six winners for
this Incubus prize. We had two people from the buzz win, so I
wanted to call them and tell them the good news. And I got one
of the phone calls here, and this is where Alex kind of walked in
on me. He's like, what the hell are you doing? I go,
Oh, you're gonna be mad when you hear what this guy won.
Take a listen. Did you sign up for a contest online? I usually
knew I did win with y'all last year. I did go to all threego
last year? Did you sign up to go see Incubus at Madison Square Garden
in New York City? It looks like they pulled your name, bro,
you won. Oh my goodness, dude, check it out. Okay,
trip for two New York City round trip airfare. Uh, you're gonna leave
on what August twenty eighth, I believe, and then two night hotel stay.
You get gift cards, ground transportation, and you're gonna be in the
third row to see Incubus at Madison Square Garden in New York City. He's
a guy, he can believe it. It made my day to give him
that news. You know, it wasn't even something that we were giving away.
I mean, I love giving away all the tickets and everything, but
man to win a trip like that, meeting the band backstage, everything.
Alex said, you got to tell people that this stuff's on our website.
There's a contest page and people win stuff on that thing. And that's an
amazing thing that when Wizard told me about it, he said, hey,
we had two winners on this incubist thing. I'm like, was I off
of work and not know? He's like, no, it was on the
website. Okay, guys, the buzz dot com. There's no better commercial.
There's no better commercial for the Buzz dot com than that dude hyperventilating right
there and finding out that he's going to Incubus in New York City. What
are we giving away? I know the show today? Where is guy?
Tickets? Where did that come from? I get them here, get them
here. I watched them a little bit of him yesterday. After you said
that didn't sound anything like that. This is kind of something I'm doing.
I'm like, we're shopping on my own May third Smart Financial Center, sugar
Land. I gotta come up with a question. Okay, we'll have some
tickets for you on the flip rock and alternative very used to The rod Ryan
Morning Show six to ten AM. The ninety four five The Buzz Welcome Back
rod Ryan Show. Let's get right after it. It's not the show is
for Larry the Cable Guy tickets and this is test this question. What is
considered part of the family by a lot of people, A very odd high
number, but I believe it though. We got a couple guys on the
show that fell into this category seven one three, two one two four five.
Hey kids, look, it's the Easter Bunny. Actually, kids,
it's the non denominational spring Bunny Spring Money. Yeah, what is Easter Bunny
offensive to non catholic Spring Bunny? Doesn't know? When did this start?
Why don't we stop busting Spring Bunny's ball? This? He is the Ron
Ryan Show. True that it's on ninety four five The Buzz Show, Pompkin
Where I was. I gonna let me get through a show without that,
yep. Ninety four and five The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan Show,
Throw Back Thursday. Good show, guys, good shows, Nice guys.
I'm just glad that I'm feeling like back to like my regular self.
I had a couple of rough ones this week, man finished strong tomorrow,
Long Easter weekend, Beautiful day today, guys, Astro's opening day. You
kidding me, Sonny seventy seven. Let's go now, time for know this
show on ninety four to five The buzz La la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la. All right, here we go,
do good morning, Good morning, brother soup man. Who's this Gosh,
Josh, Welcome in man, Tessa. What's your question, Josh? What
have people consider a member of their family h car? Any personal vehicle,
family vehicle? You know? I started that conversation thinking that was very,
very weird, and then I talked to myself into it that I can see
where it's normalized with people with these cars. Sometimes they've been passed down generations
or whatever. I mean, Do you have a family member car? Josh?
Oh? Yeah, that can and brown eighties suburb and yeah, mommy,
that's awesome. All right, well listen, you know the show.
We'll reward this guy. Please, Oh dude, I'm gonna give you a
pair of tickets to go see what the carle guy. It's gonna be a
great show, you know, the show that's her smashing punkin enjoy. Let's
go, let's go. Thank you for finishing the way you needed to.
That's the way, that's what we needed there, Josh, I had the
music, really said we were on the same page. I had the music
ready to go. I didn't even know Josh was going there. Astros Gome
on What's Times? First pitch, first pitch at three Promber Frambermer Framber,
mister Quartez for the Yankees. Okay, Drone and I can't wait to have
baseball on, right, I mean I'm not getting basketball. I'm not going
but just basket, just baseball on in the background again. Yeah, it
probably get a little bit of dose, double screens for a little while,
you like that. Got a quad box going on in your house? All
right? The one they called Tim he beat Chat this morning? Right,
yep? Yeah, turn chat to one. Did he complain like Kenny?
Did he seem playing the whole time? And he won? All right,
he's demanding better questions, So let me get screwed on that Wood question.
Okay, that was a character building question. There was no IG today.
I don't know. He's a lot Zuckerberg that's not Chillie's fault. It's it's
not on a great job on submitting the words. I'm sure Chili would agree
with you. Great job on submitting the words. Chili gets his first win
of the year, all right on read my lips, spread it around a
little bit record day on voting. So I got to give that to Holly
Dorris. She's the one that kind of was the spark for all of that.
She got her amber Lyn guys to win today and the Dave Matthew's band
people really were pressing it so great throwback Thursday today. Uh, this guy
hates golf for some reason. There's a huge golf time to talk about golf.
You take all the time you need. Bro a lot going on.
Okay, Tomorrow's Fanny Friday, open Phones, pre Beer Friday, all of
that. Tomorrow. You put up a brand new Past the Gravy podcast yesterday.
That's just a reminder because a lot of people go today. They're good
stuff trained. We need some more golf sponsors for the Rod Ryan Show charity
Golf Open benefiting Texas Adaptive Aquatics. Tesla's gonna be on in Houston Life at
one pm. Are you guys going to be down there for opening day?
Are you doing it for the studio? So we're going to have like some
people there, I think Mel and then Randy the sports guy Mandy matcvoy is
going to be there and they'll be doing live cut ins for us, and
then we're gonna have all like a baseball theme show. So we I physically
won't be there, but some of our team will be there. Will you
ask Randy if if if he ever got a seven ten split? I absolutely
will. Will you please ask him? I will on air? Oh can't
promise that. Come on. That's why TV sucks, Kim. He doesn't
suck a lot, it does. It's so much fun. That's so much
fun. We could talk about Randy and the seven times split all day if
we wanted to. Why don't we Jeremy. Jeremy's not in. It's Allie
next, so I don't think she'll mind. We just all right take the
time. Allie's not used to starting late, so let's go all right NonStop
noon or with Ali. Pick your tickets with her on the one o'clock hour.
Allie in for Big Jeremy Benson, Big Jare Bear. Let's go man,
go Astros we're on a twenty hour break. We're here tomorrow, and
then we have a long weekend for Easter weekend. So all we gotta do
is just get a victory today. Have an awesome day, everybody a m
F. Well, wasn't that fun. If you missed any of the show
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