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Good morning, race fans, sports
fans, and Mothman's to the Cetacean Recreation

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Plantation for this the forty seventh running
of the Second Jewel in the Blurry Photos

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Triple Crown. That's right, and
it's a beautiful day for the running of

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the Freakness. We just saw an
amazing race with the Conspiracy derby a photo

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finish between Paranoia and Misinformation, and
we're told Misinformation and one, although Paranoia

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would like to take a second look
at it, this being the second Jewel

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in the Blurry Photos Triple Crown.
Next race, we have that big Foot

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Stakes. If Misinformation can pull out
the win today, then he goes on

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for the first Triple Crown in forty
two years. Now, let's go down

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to the track and take a look
at the lineup as they're being loaded into

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the gate. That's right, Chet, We truly have an amazing lineup today.

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In the eighth position, Rational Discourse, always a crowd favorite, never

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a finisher in the top three.
In the seventh slot, we've got Preek

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and Saved Notion and we're pretty sure
we'll know where he finishes. In the

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sixth position, we've got New Age
Bullshit is pretty much all over the track.

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In the five slot, we've got
misinformation again, the winner of the

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conspiracy derby, and a photo finish, so we're told, in the fourth

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position, the darling of the interview
circuit. Liberal media in the third position,

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and perhaps the loudest horse of all, religious zelotry, and in a

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correction to the official program, paranoia
will be taking the second position. Originally

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slot for number one, but insisted
on the last minute gate change, and

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last into the gate in the first
position, having a little trouble getting into

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the gate. They're going in ass
first we have. That's right. Doesn't

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seem that he's entirely aware he's about
to engage in a sports event. That's

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right, Doug. It's a bold
move. Let's see how it pays off.

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That's the last of them in.
There's the bell and they're off.

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Liberal Media controlling the pack right out
of the gate, trying to jockey her

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position with religious leutry, followed by
misinformation, Paranoia and looks like preconceived notions,

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stumbles a bit out of the gate. Rational discourse the only horse to

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stay it's lane, losing ground quickly. The new age bull shit and aliens

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has already two lakes behind the rest
of the pack, just standing on the

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track. That's right, I think
he's eating a hamburger. Nope, nope,

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it's a Euro. Heading into the
first turn, rational discourse gaining ground

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on liberal media, followed by misinformation, paranoia, and New Age bulls shun

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the outside. Religious eleutray is getting
pinned against the rail by paranoia as they

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head into the second turn. As
we reached the half mile mark, rational

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discourse really getting banged around misinformation and
preconceived notion and religious zelutry is making gains.

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Coming up strong on the inside is
paranoia, followed by liberal media and

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new Age bulls making a push from
the outside and heading into the third turn,

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preconceived notion making a strong showing and
Aliens is wearing a straw hat and

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taking pictures of children adorable and rounding
the final turn, rational discourse rules I

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had on the pack with your preconc
notion behind religious dyllatry on the inside,

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Liberal media coming up on the outside
misinformation followed by New Age bulls, paranoia

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and aliens is getting passed by the
pack and down the stretch day come mis

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this to day that rational discourse wins
it for the first time. Oh no,

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it is in rational discourse falls on
its face for no apparent reason,

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and oh my god, preconceived notion
and misinformation both go down home in the

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A two and cast. What is
this? Can you believe it? It's

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New age bulls most of the front
of the pack to the elite surge of

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speed. I can't believe it.
New Age bulls by two eights coming down

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to the wire. It's two eight
bulls. Follow my liberal Media, then

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King Nick and it's now eight bulls
and pulls it out. Ladies and gentlemen.

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The winner of the twenty thirteen Freakness
is New Wage Bulls. Liberal Media

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with the place, send religious cemetry
with the show, and Aliens is still

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back at the starting kate position.
I think he's just turning in a circle

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right now, just trying to make
himself dizzy. Boy. That euro looks

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good, though, Doug doesn't.
It sure does, Chat, sure does

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Rich pageantry in a world of sports. Welcome to blurry photos the biggest hat

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wearing his podcast. You'll have a
see it's a cool min Julip for the

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eels. Hey everybody, I'm David
Flora and I'm David Stecko, Welcome to

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Blurry Photos. Oh man, you
have just won the triple Crown. I

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hope that you guys went through an
emotional journey like we did. It's the

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most exciting run of podcast intro.
Man. I wish there was some way

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that we could have foreseen the future
of that intro. Yeah, me too.

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I wish there was some something that
could have given advice to us that

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would have said, probably not to
do that, because it was pretty silly.

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Motherfucker. Oh yeah, Oh did
you expect that? No, no,

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you didn't. We've started. Yeah, I just did it. I

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just kicked it all your week,
Dave, let's get this thing. Sorry.

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I wasn't going to talk about your
week. Oh man. Yeah,

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I just decided to kick the door
in on your home. Chinese divination in

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your face. That's right. Well, to this week, we are looking

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at the eaching. That's right.
Yeah. We've kind of dabbled in other

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formats for prognostication. We we talked
some tarot. Now it's time to explore

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some eaching. Pun gun didn't go. Oh man, that was a dud.

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This is gonna be fun. I
like these, uh, this one,

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this one in particular, is neat. I had picked up some books

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about this in the past and and
even tried to do some self prognosticating on

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myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, in the old past.

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It's fun. Although I yeah,
I guess I did it right because there

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are different ways of doing it.
But I'll get to this in a minute.

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It's a it's a neat thing and
something from a part of the world

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that we have not visited very much. No old old China. Yeah,

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it's China is gigantic, and you
know what, I'm gonna double my efforts

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on that because they've got to have
some great stuff that we don't know about.

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Well, I'm sure they do.
Yeah. What the closest week came

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was like by gong pipes or something, wasn't it then? That was even

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like Tibet, Yeah, well they
were. That might be insulting Tibetans to

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even draw that way to step in
a political situation. Flora in China,

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awesome, great band in China.
Hate it into bits, Florry photos.

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We just can't win. Oh,
that's that's crazy. That's crazy. That's

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crazy, right who owns it?
Cybrigs are conium. It just sounds like

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we went home shopping channel a second. Yeah, tonight, we're gonna talk

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about what the eaching is, a
little bit of its history, uh,

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some if it's components, and what
it can do for you, what it

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can do for you and how,
and maybe even do some examples for you,

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because that's that's always fun. And
do you want to know our futures?

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Because I know I do, And
thank god, the Eaching has very

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clear guidelines for its use, so
I can't completely shaft Flora's future with my

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own made up bullshit, with my
own New Age bulls. Oh man,

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I'm I have to get rich and
buy a horse so I can name it

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New Age bullshit. You know.
The funny thing is, I think that

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horses are are named in a system
somehow. I don't even think it's the

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owners they get to name them.
It's not accidental. No, there's something

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to it. I'm not for certain, but I know that it's not something

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that somebody's just like, well,
this this thing just gave birth, let

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me name the baby. I'm gonna
find that right now. Okay, while

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you do that, this episode is
going to be a lot like our Tarot

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episode in many ways, particularly how
they match up to each other as divination

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tools. And also we're like we
said, we're gonna do some some readings

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on each do you call these readings? We cast the old point, I'd

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call it a reading. Do a
reading? Um, we ask a question,

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it gives us advice, yea one
way or the other. Um?

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Okay. Lots of rules to name
a horse, Yeah, lots of rules.

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Um. The maximum length in characters
is eighteen unless you have the accept

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Unless you have the approval of the
registrar. Name cannot be repeated for seventeen

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years after the birth of a horse
with the same name, or twenty years

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after the birth of the youngest named
part produce of a horse with the same

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name. What. Oh, by
the way, this already rude, offensive,

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a racist words will not be allowed. Well jobs, Oh well,

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dude, it's fine because our horse
is still gonna be named Diggie Toots.

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So so uh so is it?
What was I completely wrong? There?

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Is it? Uh? Well,
these are Australian rules. Rules, I

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don't know. Hold on, you're
just clicking indiscriminately at this point. Oh

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wait a minute, wait, there's
a good one here, So that means

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American rules. We still could name
it New Age Bowl Okay, hold on,

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hold on, Oh yeah, yeah, there are the same rules as

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Australian rules that the note the breeders
get to pick the names, they submit

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them to a central authority who has
to approve the name. Well, so

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we can well, I'm an antle, I don't know where what I was

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thinking of. Then, Yeah,
and you just wasted our valuable time and

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now we don't we know less about
the future, Flora, thanks for that.

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Sorry, we both know Obama did
it. Uh, so you can

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check on your checklist of things I
learned about the eaching, Australian horse race

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rules and naming of horses. You
guys, a trip to the library.

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You're welcome, people go there for
information. Let's let's give a real quick

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overview. Yeah. This now,
this subject, the eaching YEP, is

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much like some of the subjects that
we've covered in the past, where there

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is a mountain of information about it. But we are going to try and

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circumvent the mountain, take pretty pictures
of it and show you those pictures so

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you're not left hiking all the way
up it all the way down. Where

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are the ones with the blisters on
our feet? Not you? Yeah,

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we're really gonna give you the icing
of the cake here, but we'll obviously

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let you pick the design of it, and I hope you pick Avengers or

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something like that. Get a little
plastic figurine. I mean, keep going,

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keep going with it, all right, don't stop paper plates and napkins.

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Get the whole theme thing going.
Ants in the pants, Ants and

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the pants? What did you just
said that out a left field? You

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just start saying ants in the pants? You're a sas to give me the

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yelling Megan me, No, it
was a South Park thing. Oh sorry,

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Kyle got him or Kinny or somebody
got him. Answer the pans instead

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of the game man. Yeah,
I alright, uh, all right,

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check out that checklist again. Ninety
one percent. I'm calling it now.

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We got you, are right,
all right? So FDA gets involved if

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we fall below seventy and then we
don't get to name our horsemore eighty nine.

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Oh gosh. Well, we'll give
you the briefest of briefs and if

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you really want to know the history
of of the eaching, first of all,

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good luck. Second of all,
there's a lot on it, though,

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as we'll get to it's still kind
of up in the air. Yeah,

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it's it's between I mean ballpark between
two and four thousand years old.

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Um. And even the people who
are said who have written it are so

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highly mythologized as to make it really
difficult to kind of separate the wheat from

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the chaff. Um the original The
person deemed responsible for the initial writing of

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it was said to be Fushi,
also in some uh sometimes known as Bausche.

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He reigned during the mid twenty ninth
century BC and was one of the

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three sovereigns. Um. Who is
you know, kind of a forefather for

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all of Chinese culture, was supposed
to have taught them trapping and writing and

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fishing. Um, he's a he's
a legendary figure. He's he's a culture

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hero. Is not even people aren't
even sure if he really existed or not.

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Yeah, he's he's kind of a
King Arthur esque sort of dude.

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Um. And So getting to the
root of where the eaching came from,

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you're starting off it's it's like,
you know, where did the tarot come

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from? Oh, Merlin, damn
it. Yeah, you know, it's

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a hard thing to to square.
So that that's why that the history of

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it's so difficult. It went through
a few updates over its history that were

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historically verified. People would add additional
commentaries, people would add to the system,

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but very it's it's very easy to
verify the changes in the additions and

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the commentaries. The system itself still
stays very enigmatic. Yeah, yeah,

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and we'll see what we can dig
up here from the surface. But if

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you're if you're wondering, well you
you if you're saying to yourself, these

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guys keep saying eaching and I have
no conclude what eaching means. Yeah,

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that's right. Well, well you'll
set them strike Laura, here we go.

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The eaching's both an ancient Chinese text
and a method of divination. It

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has evolved over the centuries and is
a mix of Talist and Confucian philosophy.

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The e in it is for all
our Western purposes. And the letter I.

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Yeah, but it's not pronounced I
or too easy. Too easy,

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that's I A s one terrible.
Are you proud of yourself for so effortlessly

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slipping that in though I don't think
you even realized you did it because it

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was a great dad joke. Oh
God, only two percent hit on that.

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I got awful easy. So so
yeah, the letter I pronounced e

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means change and then ching means book
or classic work. So a literal translation

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of it is the Book of Changes. Sorry, I started choking you physically

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through halfway through your French word.
It's also called the Classic of Changes,

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and that means the classic work of
change. The name derives from the philosophy

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that nothing is static and we must
learn to adjust to the ebbs and flows

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of change. It's a book of
wisdom and also an oracle which illuminates correct

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and balanced action in many many situations, just like the terror, The eaching

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can be referenced for advice, but
it does not predict the future. That

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is one thing that the old Tero
wants to make clear. Lots of people

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will will pretend that it is something
that predicts the future. Take I don't

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know me three minutes ago, for
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help with the mysteries, but not
me. No, no, no,

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you like to keep the mysteries snug
as a bug right up until we kick

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it in the teeth. Who do
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It's me that m I. It
shows the current situation and possible courses of

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action, and it's funny because in
doing the research for this, a lot

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of sites that brought up the tarot
to compare to the eaching stated that the

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tarot was used for telling the future. And I think conversely, sites that

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talked about the tarot, if they
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it's so funny. It's like one
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no, we show you your present
situation so that you can take actions,

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so you can favorability deal with them. But tarot. No, that one.

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That one said the tool of the
devil. It shows versus jets man

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future. But tarrow once you go
tar tarow all day. Because we don't

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have enough musical theater in this podcast
just yet, we had to go stick

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in your dibbic in this podcast.
O lord, all right, when you

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draw death, you draw death all
the way from your first cherry yet tell

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your last ride or wait, no
terror musical. Yeah, that was terrible.

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What did you hear it? It
was terrible? West side tarot all

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right, it was terrible. Gosh
dude, no wait hey, Terri bowl.

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That's eighty three eaching. So so
the point is It's funny how these

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people don't get everything in line with
how each other, what each other is

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saying. They both are supposed to
to show you what the current situation is,

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possible courses of action for it.
The future is not set in stone,

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obviously, everything changes, timy wibli
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gives this advice through sixty four hexagrams, which are six lines on top of

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each other, and those are broken
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stacked lines. Did you give that? Everybody? Now? Are you with

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usne cross your eyes. We're gonna
explain that in a little bit. It'll

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be easy. Don't worry. The
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and the dangling participle, it stretches
over many disciplines, all right, so

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abandoned. Moving on these the lines
that make up these hexagrams trigrams, they're

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drawn one of two ways. It's
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broken line. And these are based
on the philosophy of yin and yong,

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not ying Yang yin yang yin yong. There's no g on yin from one

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thing, and it's not yang,
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You know, my dad used to
I don't know where on earth he picked

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this up, but if if,
if somebody had a lot of something.

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Yeah, that guy's got money coming
out the ying yang. No bus,

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that was one of his favorite I've
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Yeah, I get it. Classic
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no, no, the money is
coming out the yin yang. So smug.

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I've got to go get him my
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weak gress. The solid lines are
masculine, which correspond to the young,

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and broken lines are feminine, which
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those components later. So that is
a brief and really tangential overview on the

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Eaching. Let's talk about some more
of the history of it here. It's

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about as mysterious as the oracle itself. Where it comes from. Like we

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said, out it in mystery.
The earliest artifacts discovered so far date a

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text version of the Eaching to the
second century BC Han dynasty founded by Han

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Solo, and those texts are thought
to have been kind of a congealment of

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concepts. Yeah, someone was kind
of making a collection of sorts of study

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of it. In congealment is not
the right word for it. It maybe

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like a like a conglomeration, yeah, a collection. Yeah, it's bringing

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together all these disparate ideas, yeah, into one solid thing. So even

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though that's the first written record that
we've ever found, it's by virtue of

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what that record is, it implies
that it had been around for quite some

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time prior to that, right,
exactly back to the late fifth century BC,

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in what's called the Warring States period. Of course, each each branch

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of this this you can see how
this it just sprouts limbs as as it

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grows, and you can go down
any limb of this, and it's super

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interesting what's happening in Chinese history with
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and tribes that are that are coming
into their own and some of the most

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fascinating history that has happened in the
history of history. Because this stuff was

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going on at the same time you
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the Egypt. Yeah, like the
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Again, I'll say it again because
I've said it before and that's what

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makes it so easy. And man, talk about sounding like a jackass,

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but I'm gonna say it. The
Eurocentric view of world history does everyone a

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huge disservice. Yeah, and it's
it's it's not like it's everyone glibly says,

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oh, you know, the Chinese
are very advanced, but but you

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really need to like understand how organized
that such a huge amount of space was

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in China then was not necessarily the
China now, but but it was just

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magnificent. And you're right like that
when you think about when these things are

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happening as according to when things what
the equivalent history is that's happening in Europe

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at the time, it's embarrassing,
which is maybe why we don't take such

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a close look at it. But
I'm telling you, if you think history

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is interesting, if you enjoy reading
about history, try reading about South American

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history. Try reading about Chinese and
East Asian history. For the time periods

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that include the Roman Empire, that
include uh, you know, all of

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these these things that were brought up
learning about in in high school. Yeah,

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it's just it's just magnificent. It's
so rich, and it's just full

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of like, holy crap, I
had no idea moments. Yeah, they

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were. They were the ones already
sitting down thinking like, why are we

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here? What's this all about?
Well, so people ask first people to

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give a slapping tickle there and the
first he gets its taste, our salute

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to Chinese culture were bastards. You
know. Something that I think is interesting

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maybe we should touch on a future
podcast is like South Pacific history, oh

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man, the boat diaspora, oh
man. Yeah, the whole culture down

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there, especially with Samoans. And
yeah, and we've we've actually had a

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request for the kantiki before. Yeah, yeah, that is higher. I

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don't know how much you like fours
who me? Yeah you, I don't

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know, man, It's just it's
not thours. It's just one thoor.

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I'm sure you used the hammer building
your shop all dudes you love. It's

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just one dude. Thanks, Thanks, That's that's what you should glean from

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it. Real real happy. I
just got I just got a Lego figure

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in the mill. Did Yeah,
causes all the thor Lego figures coming,

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like the sixty dollars sets, and
I'm not going to spend sixty dollars just

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to get a thor Lego did as
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Thor with a couple of other pieces
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too much still, but seventy dollars
seventy dollars, I could have gotten the

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Quinn jet and also the Hulk with
it, maybe Captain America and Hawkeye.

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So, like we said, the
folklore dates it even further back as far

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as twenty eight hundred BC, which
is the twenty ninth century. That's as

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far back as BCEs go pretty much. Yeah, and it credits the legendary

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culture hero food See with originating it. So here's here's the story of him.

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Fussy and his sister and new Gua
were the only beings to survive what

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major catastrophe flood? That is correct, Yes, ah man, they were

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the only past to survive a great
flood, and they made human figures from

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clay. With the divine power of
the Emperor of Heaven, they made the

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figures come alive, and so they
repopulated the earth with them. So you

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know, I like that a lot
more than the institutionalized incest required by some

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other flood myths. But listen,
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the whole episode without a nice,
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to America. Because of working men, Chesterfield's not availble to women. Here's

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the thing, we are so like, we're I think we're too precious about

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the flood myth. We just have
to do it. We just have to

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like just do it, because every
time we discuss it it's like, ohh,

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I don't know if we have time
right now. We really need to

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give it its due. It's true
though, I'm right now, I'm moving,

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I'm in the process right no moving. I know, I know,

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and I've I've got all these video
games to play. We have a lot

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of importance to do. But it's
it's common. I don't want to short

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change it. I think there's too
much out there. Yeah, and it's

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gonna be real fun when we get
to it. But eighty three percent.

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Sorry, probably moving two, I
think, yeah, eighty two. Moving

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on. So Fushi discovered the markings
of the eight trigrams on the back of

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a dragon horse. Some stories,
it's a turtle. I prefer dragon horse,

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thank you. I'll take my stories
extra badass and not like do old

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term pipers yep, Tannehill weavers.
They then evolved into the sixty four hexagrams,

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and they were deduced with meanings.
They would be used by government and

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in writings by dynasties which would gain
power and then rededuce them and lose power,

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and another dynasty would come up and
redduce them. It just the history

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of these just seems to go loop
de loops. Really, the ponds of

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the chang It really can be interesting
and also boring at the same time.

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Yeah, if you if you're interested
in it, go go read upon it.

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But I mean, it's here's the
again. You enjoy history. It's

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a cool history. You don't enjoy
history. What the fuck are you doing

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with your life? Judged it said
that the philosopher Confucius was very interested in

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the eaching and wrote a group of
commentaries about them. Also also didn't think

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that he could study them enough.
And in tenninety nine fellow by the name

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of King Wynn came up with the
hexagrams while in prison. He had the

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time. He had the time,
and he got inspiration and stacked the trigrams

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and then came up with with what
each one meant. Yeah, basically the

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description of them that that's one version
of it. Yeah again yeah, so

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hard really really, uh, all
of them. We're going to say that's

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the official version officially. That's what
happened. It's been in use ever since.

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I've I've heard a lot of I've
had a whole of crap about the

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publication of it and how how popular
it is with the masses. But I

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also followed up with some research on
how much it's been published and if it

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even appears on like any top ten
lists. You know, I really didn't

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find anything at the top two.
You know, it was the Bible and

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the Koran that we're beating on each
other. But then like you dickens up

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there and out of the back stretch, coming out of the packing. Yeah,

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even Agatha Christie. But I never
saw any eaching stuff up up there.

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But apparently it's it's a very popular
tool and book set of you know,

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advice, guidelines, all that good
stuff, and UH still utilize today,

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gaining popularity in the West. Here, good good, I say,

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let's talk about let's break it down, talk about these components. Now,

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I crossed your eyes earlier, so
hopefully that comes. Here comes the mathlete

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look out. I have never been
called that. Never. So the most

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basic part of the eaching is a
line, and again can be broken or

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unbroken. If it's broken, it's
yin. If it's unbroken, it's young

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female, male, dark light,
dog, cat, blue moon, all

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that fat tire. Second component of
it, I Graham, this is a

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set of three lines. And this
is what Fushi saw on the back of

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a dragon horse or a turtle shill. It's there. There are eight of

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them, and they represent the eight
interrelated concepts heaven, earth, thunder,

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wind, water, fire, mountain, and lake. Each of them has

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corresponding everything's to it, yeah,
and then they interact with each other.

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Yeah, And the order of that
interaction also matters. So so mountain earth

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is not the same thing as Earth
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second layer of logical workings to it,

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and which is where it gets so
insanely complex. Yeah. Yeah,

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And each one of them has kind
of a persona of its own. Each

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one of them means something different.
It could could be something as simple as

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like this is the aggressive trigram.
It's it means fire and light and happiness,

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and and then this if you get
like one broken line in there,

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it's like this is the dark trigram. And oh man, that's really oversimplifying

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it. But that's kind of the
idea that it that it goes with this

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thing the itaching. Could you really
use some simplification, I mean, I

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get it. I mean it's been
simplified. I mean I understand. That's

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why it endures is because of its
complexity, that you can get so many

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unique messages when very nuanced, a
degree of nuanced that the Tarot I don't

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think is capable of. It is
just so I mean you can literally you

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and I could cast the exact same
coins and get entirely different readings. True,

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I mean like it's it's it's it's
I don't know it. Does that

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make it awesome? Does it make
it maddening? I think probably very awesome.

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I think both. Yeah, yeah, awesomely maddening, maddeningly awesome.

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So these trigrams that do it,
they if you stack two of them,

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one on top of the other,
they make a hexagram. And with this

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hexagram there are sixty four combinations possible, fifty six of which are unique,

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but eight of which if you turn
them upside down, they'll look the same,

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you know, either way. But
it does matter. It does so

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00:33:22.000 --> 00:33:27.400
that that gives you sixty four total. Each of them corresponds to a life

403
00:33:27.400 --> 00:33:31.279
situation, and each of them has
a brief description also known as judgments,

404
00:33:31.319 --> 00:33:38.880
and also some short text or statements
for each line of the hexagram six and

405
00:33:38.920 --> 00:33:44.799
total. So man, to the
listeners, right now, we're in the

406
00:33:44.799 --> 00:33:46.680
woods, okay, we just we're
getting through the woods right now, and

407
00:33:46.720 --> 00:33:50.000
we'll be in the clear in a
second. So just bear with us,

408
00:33:50.079 --> 00:33:54.400
because this is what the eaching is. And so this entire concept of an

409
00:33:54.440 --> 00:34:01.799
episode is bullshit unless we tell you
this new age, even though it's super

410
00:34:01.880 --> 00:34:06.960
dense, and I mean I have
it in front of a in front of

411
00:34:06.960 --> 00:34:09.400
me on a computer right now,
and even listening to this description and looking

412
00:34:09.440 --> 00:34:13.840
at it, I'm like, hubbo
yo wa, yeah, dude, So

413
00:34:14.000 --> 00:34:16.519
just bear with us. We're gonna
keep We're gonna plunge onward. My hope

414
00:34:16.559 --> 00:34:21.000
is that we we set up the
tea and then we hit the ball,

415
00:34:21.719 --> 00:34:25.159
and then once the ball gets in
the hole, then you'll know what happened.

416
00:34:27.639 --> 00:34:31.000
That was well, I tried,
do you hear it? Do you

417
00:34:31.000 --> 00:34:43.400
hear it? Galloping in? That's
what she's said. We're so good at

418
00:34:43.480 --> 00:34:45.920
romanizing that we should be both shot
in the head. I wasn't trying to

419
00:34:45.960 --> 00:34:49.440
harmonize. Should we do it again
and try? Sure? All right,

420
00:34:52.000 --> 00:35:00.599
that's what she's sad. I wavered
a little. But whereas we tried,

421
00:35:01.000 --> 00:35:06.480
here, here we go. The
bottom two lines of the hexagram corresponds with

422
00:35:06.519 --> 00:35:12.599
the body and the environment, the
two middle lines corresponds with the subconscious mind,

423
00:35:13.039 --> 00:35:16.159
and the top two lines correspond with
the spirit. So there's always a

424
00:35:16.159 --> 00:35:21.239
way to break down every little bit
of this thing. And you here,

425
00:35:21.360 --> 00:35:25.679
here's a deal. You always count
from the bottom up. So the first

426
00:35:27.280 --> 00:35:34.840
cast of the sticks are the coins, the number one that's your bottom.

427
00:35:35.360 --> 00:35:38.599
And then you you stack on top
of that five more times. Think of

428
00:35:38.599 --> 00:35:42.480
it as building a house, like
the foundation building up. Think of it

429
00:35:42.480 --> 00:35:45.239
as a tree growing up from the
ground. Either way, think of it

430
00:35:45.239 --> 00:35:49.519
as a zombie rising up from a
grave. There are lines that are moving,

431
00:35:50.039 --> 00:35:53.639
which means they change from yen to
young and vice versa depending on what

432
00:35:53.719 --> 00:35:59.719
you get. Wow, God.
And these are based on the casting and

433
00:36:00.039 --> 00:36:02.480
the numbers that add up to it. So there's a little math involved,

434
00:36:02.519 --> 00:36:06.679
unfortunately, a little bit of wild
card and a little bit of wild card

435
00:36:07.119 --> 00:36:13.280
involved fortunately unfortunately. In there these
are called old and young, yen and

436
00:36:13.360 --> 00:36:17.840
youngs and the old as young.
If it's old. If it's old,

437
00:36:17.960 --> 00:36:22.559
it's it's changing. If it's young, it stays the same. Now that's

438
00:36:22.760 --> 00:36:27.599
an irony. Yeah. Uh So, now we get to the casting of

439
00:36:27.599 --> 00:36:31.199
objects, and there are a bunch
of different methods whatever you like. There's

440
00:36:31.199 --> 00:36:36.559
a bowling pins one. There's one
that's just like a toast toast. You

441
00:36:36.639 --> 00:36:39.800
throw a bunch of toast at a
at a pigeon. Yeah, and depending

442
00:36:39.800 --> 00:36:43.599
on which way it flies, that
would be a good one. That that's

443
00:36:43.599 --> 00:36:49.519
actually fun. All right, So
let's talk about the the oldest. Maybe

444
00:36:49.840 --> 00:36:53.960
what's called plastromancy. By the way, that would be called the elching mestening

445
00:36:54.000 --> 00:36:59.079
with pigeons doesn't count. You are
non stop, you are going hard in

446
00:36:59.079 --> 00:37:07.800
the paint. Tonight him hard in
the paint. So sorry, I just

447
00:37:07.880 --> 00:37:12.480
dropped us a pretty image point.
So the oldest they called plastromancy, which

448
00:37:12.760 --> 00:37:16.920
this was interpreting cracks in heated turtle
hills. What, yeah, that is

449
00:37:16.960 --> 00:37:22.280
specific. Yeah, yeah, and
apparently I guess it was useful. They

450
00:37:22.320 --> 00:37:27.280
probably ran out of turtles though,
so they updated. What about tea leaves?

451
00:37:27.320 --> 00:37:30.280
They had tons of tea leaves,
turtles not that many. It's a

452
00:37:30.280 --> 00:37:34.119
different I think it's a whole different
ballpark, whole different game. They're playing

453
00:37:34.119 --> 00:37:37.800
tag. They get sharks and jets. We get the tea leaves, posse

454
00:37:37.920 --> 00:37:42.159
and the turtle folks. The next
technique that we get is one of the

455
00:37:42.239 --> 00:37:45.679
one of the first and most classic. It's done with what are called the

456
00:37:45.800 --> 00:37:52.440
yarrow stalks. Yeah, yarrow yarrow
stock method. It's a pretty complex method

457
00:37:52.760 --> 00:37:59.119
of fifty stalks of this flowering plant
called the yarrow plant, which they took.

458
00:37:59.159 --> 00:38:02.719
They took stalks and toss them down
and then you pick up some with

459
00:38:04.239 --> 00:38:08.000
some fingers and it's it's complex.
I mean, it's it's comdamnation. Man.

460
00:38:08.320 --> 00:38:13.920
You can keep in mind the geographic
area in which this is popular,

461
00:38:14.159 --> 00:38:17.960
so there is definitely like, oh
do you do eaching Fushan style? Because

462
00:38:19.000 --> 00:38:22.840
I do? Mind right, Yeah
exactly. I was kind of I brought

463
00:38:22.880 --> 00:38:27.159
up around Walm Mountain, so this
is how we do it. The yarrow

464
00:38:27.599 --> 00:38:32.039
stock method was replaced by the coin
method, one of the methods that is

465
00:38:32.079 --> 00:38:36.440
pretty popular still today. Yeah,
that's the method that I'm familiar with.

466
00:38:36.719 --> 00:38:40.679
It's quick, it's easy, and
anything and anything can happen. Look out,

467
00:38:40.719 --> 00:38:44.760
everybody, look coin method. It's
a lot of fun, a lot

468
00:38:44.760 --> 00:38:47.119
of fun. Take it home with
the whole family. Thanksgivings coming up,

469
00:38:49.840 --> 00:38:54.039
teach it to the end, laws, big big holiday and chat Thanksgiving.

470
00:38:54.639 --> 00:39:00.199
Um. Anything with with heads and
tails is used. Anything that's gonna heads

471
00:39:00.239 --> 00:39:04.119
and tails on it. Um.
So So coins are easy, U two

472
00:39:04.159 --> 00:39:09.360
dimensional object. The classic way of
doing it is the three coin toss.

473
00:39:10.079 --> 00:39:17.599
You toss three coins, three coins
in a fountain. Seriously, Sinatra trying

474
00:39:17.639 --> 00:39:22.000
to m wrote that one did I
love? Do you know? It's great?

475
00:39:22.360 --> 00:39:28.079
Planes, trains and automobiles, Steve
Martin, they just get they they're

476
00:39:28.079 --> 00:39:30.119
singing songs on a bus and they're
like, come on, sing a song.

477
00:39:30.159 --> 00:39:35.559
He's like, okay, three coins
in a fountain and everyone stares at

478
00:39:35.599 --> 00:39:42.119
him, and then John Canny just
goes um planstones Lanstones and everyone sings along.

479
00:39:42.639 --> 00:39:46.880
So clearly there's something about that song
that some people don't enjoy. Just

480
00:39:47.360 --> 00:39:51.119
because I looked that, I just
saw you look like an angry bus rider,

481
00:39:52.159 --> 00:39:55.960
usual I usually, and that's my
Chicago face. Uh So, So

482
00:39:57.000 --> 00:40:01.679
you toss three coins and for every
heads that you get, it's a three,

483
00:40:01.719 --> 00:40:06.800
and for every tails it's a two, and then you totaled them up

484
00:40:07.119 --> 00:40:08.719
so you can get a total of
six, seven, eight or nine.

485
00:40:08.960 --> 00:40:14.960
Yeah, and these are what how
you know if they're changing or not?

486
00:40:15.079 --> 00:40:20.519
So a six would be the old
yin that's a changing line, A seven

487
00:40:20.599 --> 00:40:24.960
would be a young young, an
eight would be a young yin, and

488
00:40:25.159 --> 00:40:29.679
a nine would be an old young, which is a changing line. There's

489
00:40:29.679 --> 00:40:34.719
also apparently a four, a six, and a two coin method that's out

490
00:40:34.719 --> 00:40:37.559
there. I actually had all you, even Stevens have done. Yeah,

491
00:40:37.639 --> 00:40:42.800
I've done a six the six coin
method before, and when I started reading

492
00:40:42.800 --> 00:40:45.159
all this, I was like,
no, I didn't do any of this

493
00:40:45.239 --> 00:40:49.199
at all. See, man,
this thing is dense. Yeah. Yeah.

494
00:40:49.239 --> 00:40:51.400
And you know what, though,
you would think that with all this

495
00:40:51.559 --> 00:40:55.320
like variability, that like when you
finally do all the math, you carry

496
00:40:55.320 --> 00:40:59.960
the one you slap an abbocus around
for half an hour, you would think

497
00:41:00.079 --> 00:41:02.840
that it would be like a clear
this is what you have to do,

498
00:41:04.400 --> 00:41:07.760
no wrong, moving on. I
don't want to. I don't want to

499
00:41:07.760 --> 00:41:13.079
get to the meat of it.
Yeah, for the record, we're in

500
00:41:13.079 --> 00:41:14.920
the meat of it right now.
I don't want anybody think that, Like

501
00:41:15.039 --> 00:41:19.599
Jesus, they're just getting started.
We told you it's a mountain. You

502
00:41:19.679 --> 00:41:22.119
know, we're working towards the bone. There's a lot of meat and gristle

503
00:41:22.199 --> 00:41:27.800
on the plate. The thing with
the six coin method is is that you

504
00:41:27.840 --> 00:41:32.280
are forced to have a moving line, right, and only one, because

505
00:41:32.320 --> 00:41:37.000
you use five coins that are the
same and then one coin that's slightly different.

506
00:41:37.079 --> 00:41:40.280
So it's like five pennies and one
dime, and then the dime is

507
00:41:40.280 --> 00:41:44.639
the moving line. Yeah. If
you do the three coin which I think

508
00:41:44.760 --> 00:41:49.840
is the most used or at least
most traditional method with coins, that's the

509
00:41:49.880 --> 00:41:53.239
standard, you get a probability where
you you have a chance of not getting

510
00:41:53.280 --> 00:41:58.599
a moving line in there. Well, that's see. And sometimes life doesn't

511
00:41:58.599 --> 00:42:00.960
give you a moving line, right, Sometimes those lines are stagnant. Do

512
00:42:01.679 --> 00:42:07.719
Also, you can use dice.
This is apparently easier for preserving probability.

513
00:42:07.480 --> 00:42:10.199
Really, for some reason, I
thought you were saying, apparently that's easier

514
00:42:10.239 --> 00:42:14.159
for prisoners. I really thought you
were going to say prisoners. Well it

515
00:42:14.280 --> 00:42:17.440
is. It is. You can
use marbles, which you get sixteen marbles

516
00:42:17.440 --> 00:42:22.159
of four colors, and you put
them all in a bag and draw six

517
00:42:22.159 --> 00:42:25.280
of them out. Okay, Yeah, And you can also use rice,

518
00:42:27.039 --> 00:42:30.519
where you can pick up rice with
your middle finger and thumb, place them

519
00:42:30.559 --> 00:42:35.039
on some paper, and then when
you're done with six piles of them,

520
00:42:35.079 --> 00:42:38.599
you count them and if depending on
if they're even or odd, that's your

521
00:42:38.679 --> 00:42:43.679
youn and young. And there's no
moving line in that one. Well,

522
00:42:43.719 --> 00:42:45.800
then there's just all I mean,
if all you're doing is pinch and rice,

523
00:42:45.880 --> 00:42:49.880
you can't afford a moving line.
You don't have the money for that

524
00:42:49.960 --> 00:42:54.079
kind of opulence. Rice pinchers,
rice pincher, that's what that's how you

525
00:42:54.159 --> 00:43:00.119
know somebody's poor world. Yeah,
those are your components. They go into

526
00:43:00.159 --> 00:43:06.440
that. That's that's you know,
it's it's like playing a Steve Jackson game.

527
00:43:06.880 --> 00:43:09.400
It's can you make it siliar to
the listeners that we have just exited

528
00:43:09.440 --> 00:43:15.480
the forest? Um? Oh no
we didn't, did we. Do you

529
00:43:15.480 --> 00:43:17.480
want some music for that sound effect? What do you want? Give me

530
00:43:17.480 --> 00:43:22.480
a sound effect at all? Uh? Oh uh? Freedom from too much

531
00:43:22.519 --> 00:43:34.480
math sound? Yeah? Work that
out, okay, and you will.

532
00:43:34.920 --> 00:43:42.199
You will. It'll be like the
saving money responsibies. And I also like

533
00:43:42.320 --> 00:43:45.719
encourage everyone and I should have said
this a while ago. Um, but

534
00:43:45.920 --> 00:43:51.320
go ahead and go online and just
Google eaching and there's a thousand different like

535
00:43:51.760 --> 00:43:55.119
online eaching clients that are like,
oh, type your question and click this

536
00:43:55.159 --> 00:44:00.880
button and you it'll animate the things
getting played out, and it makes a

537
00:44:00.880 --> 00:44:04.360
lot more sense just to see it
once you're like, oh, so there's

538
00:44:04.400 --> 00:44:09.280
the coins and then that's gotcha.
I would advise going on there and looking

539
00:44:09.280 --> 00:44:13.800
at the hexagrams there. You can
find them pretty easily. Think about the

540
00:44:13.800 --> 00:44:17.119
eaching with it being so big and
stuff. There are there are thousands of

541
00:44:17.159 --> 00:44:22.119
sites, there are thousands of videos. I would not much substance, not

542
00:44:22.159 --> 00:44:23.480
a much substance, but it'll get
you a kind of where you're going.

543
00:44:23.519 --> 00:44:27.840
I would also recommend if you're gonna
google something, google Metallica. Oh yeah,

544
00:44:27.880 --> 00:44:30.239
yeah, see, let's see what
they're up to. I would recommend

545
00:44:30.239 --> 00:44:34.360
corn. I like corn, so
they're kri in the band. All right?

546
00:44:34.880 --> 00:44:38.840
Wait, wait, wait, I
know a corn? Right? Right?

547
00:44:39.000 --> 00:44:44.559
Am? I? Right? No? I can rock with you guys.

548
00:44:44.320 --> 00:44:50.880
Go o, fellow children, I
too enjoy a loud rocking song.

549
00:44:52.159 --> 00:44:57.880
I can't wait to get home on
my skateboard. I feel misunderstood by my

550
00:44:57.960 --> 00:45:06.039
parents. All right, before we
before we get into the dessert, which

551
00:45:06.159 --> 00:45:08.800
is us throwing some coins at each
other. Yes, we're going to talk

552
00:45:08.840 --> 00:45:16.280
about the psychological aspect of this a
little bit. This advice that the eaching

553
00:45:16.360 --> 00:45:21.159
can give out. Now, if
you are a die hard eaching person,

554
00:45:21.360 --> 00:45:24.760
this this might come as a curveball
coming from us, but we also would

555
00:45:24.800 --> 00:45:29.880
like to take a rational and skeptic
approach, just to see the other side

556
00:45:29.880 --> 00:45:36.159
of the coin here. The advice
that it doles out can can be a

557
00:45:36.199 --> 00:45:39.320
little hard to understand, and thus
it makes it a little personal to the

558
00:45:39.320 --> 00:45:45.679
person who is asking. Yeah,
it allows for ambiguity, for multiple interpretations.

559
00:45:46.199 --> 00:45:51.519
Again, that that gives it some
longevity, gives it some legs to

560
00:45:51.960 --> 00:45:58.239
run with there's also the old confirmation
bias, which means one tends to notice

561
00:45:58.320 --> 00:46:05.480
things that confirm one's beliefs and downplay
or ignore those that don't. Preconceived notion,

562
00:46:05.760 --> 00:46:09.480
that's the confirmation bias. That's that's
afraid that. I'm afraid that we're

563
00:46:09.519 --> 00:46:15.760
going to be referencing that intro a
lot. For a while, confirmation bias

564
00:46:15.840 --> 00:46:19.039
was a good would be a good
Yeah, there you go, a good

565
00:46:19.039 --> 00:46:22.800
horse in that race. You also
get what's called the Barnum effect or aka

566
00:46:23.000 --> 00:46:29.679
the four effect, when one tends
to find personal meaning in statements that can

567
00:46:29.719 --> 00:46:34.119
apply to almost anyone. This is
why they put horoscopes in papers. Yep,

568
00:46:34.679 --> 00:46:37.480
that's that's what you get. They
put out there. They put out

569
00:46:37.480 --> 00:46:43.559
stuff that can apply to anybody and
are very vague but still personal enough for

570
00:46:43.639 --> 00:46:45.360
somebody to be like, yeah,
that's me. Yeah, yeah, I

571
00:46:45.480 --> 00:46:50.079
totally get that. It's talking about
me. Man. Here's here's an old

572
00:46:50.400 --> 00:46:55.159
friend, Carl Young. Leave us
alone. Carl, seriously, quit horning

573
00:46:55.199 --> 00:47:00.519
in on all of our episodes.
Carl really wants us to do and it's

574
00:47:00.519 --> 00:47:02.639
not gonna happen, Carl, it
might happen. Quit trying to make Carl

575
00:47:02.719 --> 00:47:07.400
happen. It isn't gonna happen.
Carl makes Carl happen. Young believed the

576
00:47:07.559 --> 00:47:13.840
eaching was a great example of synchronicity, stating, whatever is born or done

577
00:47:13.840 --> 00:47:17.400
in this moment of time has the
quality of this moment of time. Oh

578
00:47:17.480 --> 00:47:23.199
that's that's so deep. Carl.
I like Carl, but I might push

579
00:47:23.239 --> 00:47:27.719
for an Old Young episode one day, not before the flood myth though.

580
00:47:27.800 --> 00:47:30.840
Oh man, I mean he is
crazy, Captain Carl. I don't know.

581
00:47:31.119 --> 00:47:36.199
Maybe I'll have to lose a bet
for that to happen. Carl drown

582
00:47:37.119 --> 00:47:45.480
the Carl Nadir, Carly Simo like
you. All right, I'm warming to

583
00:47:45.599 --> 00:47:52.400
it good. I'm glad an old
crappy Saturday Night Live. Warm you up,

584
00:47:52.760 --> 00:47:55.440
Dave. Yeah, hey, let's
throw some coins at each other.

585
00:47:55.639 --> 00:47:59.800
Oh man, I'm gonna throw these
things so hard. Don't lose them.

586
00:48:00.000 --> 00:48:00.840
I'm not gonna. Okay, here
we go. All right, we have

587
00:48:00.840 --> 00:48:07.000
our coins, Yeah we do.
Let's verify that there's a heads on each

588
00:48:07.039 --> 00:48:12.559
of them and a very clear tales. Yeah we did it again, just

589
00:48:12.679 --> 00:48:15.800
like in Taro with with these questions
that you ask, you don't want to

590
00:48:15.800 --> 00:48:21.840
do negative questions and for this one. You don't want to do yes and

591
00:48:21.960 --> 00:48:24.599
no answers. Oh okay, I
thought that was helping. Okay, no,

592
00:48:25.079 --> 00:48:30.679
um, because they're so ambiguous.
Okay, I've got a good one.

593
00:48:30.679 --> 00:48:35.320
Then, also, you don't want
to ask should I do this job

594
00:48:35.360 --> 00:48:37.760
interview or should I not do this
job interview, because then it's gonna be

595
00:48:37.800 --> 00:48:40.519
like, right, well, how
do you know what? You just broke

596
00:48:40.599 --> 00:48:45.760
the computer? Yeah, okay,
I got it. My question is how

597
00:48:45.800 --> 00:48:49.360
are we doing on this episode?
This one, This one gonna go pretty

598
00:48:49.360 --> 00:48:52.440
good for the people. So then
you you think about that question. Shake

599
00:48:52.519 --> 00:48:58.280
them up. We have six tosses, six casts, and then we do

600
00:48:58.320 --> 00:49:04.760
the math for each yep, heads
is three tails us two. Okay,

601
00:49:04.800 --> 00:49:30.320
that's one two Jesus, changing line
four and six. Okay, all right,

602
00:49:30.280 --> 00:49:32.320
all right, I did it.
I did it. So now we

603
00:49:32.440 --> 00:49:37.119
build from the bottom up. What
is your bottom one? Total? Uh?

604
00:49:37.159 --> 00:49:40.679
Seven, that's a solid, solid
line and young young. That's a

605
00:49:40.760 --> 00:49:45.960
young young. Uh yeah it is. Yeah, I know because I paid

606
00:49:45.960 --> 00:49:50.199
attention in class. Dog good,
So that's that's a solid line. Unchanging

607
00:49:50.440 --> 00:49:54.840
your next one seven? Here you
go man nine. Oh, that's a

608
00:49:54.960 --> 00:50:01.079
changing young. So that's an old
young. Then sevens from here, No

609
00:50:01.239 --> 00:50:07.440
at seven seven and then eight mm. So that's that's just a n.

610
00:50:07.960 --> 00:50:14.599
So with the changing line, you
draw the hexagram again and then just change

611
00:50:14.639 --> 00:50:17.519
it over to the new line,
so that that nine that you got that

612
00:50:17.639 --> 00:50:22.239
was a solid line is now going
to be a broken line. So you've

613
00:50:22.280 --> 00:50:27.440
got solid solid broken, solid solid
broken. Yeah, that's what I've got.

614
00:50:27.679 --> 00:50:30.519
Let's see which one that is here? Okay, that is hexagram fifty

615
00:50:30.599 --> 00:50:37.239
eight. It's Lake over Lake,
and I've got self confidence, encouragement,

616
00:50:37.840 --> 00:50:45.280
pleasure, also straight talk and speak
your mind. Oh this is this is

617
00:50:45.360 --> 00:50:50.039
really working, it says Lake over
Lake. This is a double trigram friendly

618
00:50:50.119 --> 00:50:53.840
interchange. The most important question we
need to ask about the universe is is

619
00:50:53.880 --> 00:50:59.079
it friendly? Joyous self expression?
Come out into the open and freely express

620
00:50:59.119 --> 00:51:02.440
your ideas and fee seek people and
influences that are responsive to your openness.

621
00:51:04.320 --> 00:51:09.400
Difficulties are more easily overcome when you
are enjoying yourself. Your ingenuity and inventiveness

622
00:51:09.480 --> 00:51:15.119
will serve you well if you could. There's nothing there's nothing in the eaching

623
00:51:15.159 --> 00:51:19.840
that is more relevant to recording a
podcast than what we just heard. The

624
00:51:19.920 --> 00:51:22.679
eaching is for real. Now you
had line three. That was moving or

625
00:51:22.760 --> 00:51:27.679
changing? Oh yeah, it was
all over the place according to this.

626
00:51:27.840 --> 00:51:31.239
According to the book I'm reading,
it says line three moving a tempting offer.

627
00:51:31.519 --> 00:51:37.119
Are you pleasing yourself or doing something
in order to please another? There

628
00:51:37.159 --> 00:51:44.039
may be some external temptations. Happiness
comes from within. Are you doing another

629
00:51:44.079 --> 00:51:51.960
podcast? Nor? Um? No, I am not. I'm a one

630
00:51:52.079 --> 00:51:54.880
man. Wait, I'm a one
lady kind of guy. Oh good,

631
00:51:55.440 --> 00:52:00.280
this is the only podcast I'm sleeping
with. Well, the other book I've

632
00:52:00.280 --> 00:52:05.639
got says this corresponds to how can
you fully enjoy the moment? What are

633
00:52:05.639 --> 00:52:09.480
you bringing to expression? What if
you communicated and exchanged more freely? And

634
00:52:09.639 --> 00:52:15.599
also opening creating success? Constancy bears
fruit? Good? Okay, great,

635
00:52:15.039 --> 00:52:20.719
you see how this goes line like
the other one way more. Line three

636
00:52:21.280 --> 00:52:28.679
coming opening comma pitfall. Coming opening
means looking expectantly for what you want to

637
00:52:28.719 --> 00:52:31.079
come to you easily and on your
own terms. You try to dictate how

638
00:52:31.079 --> 00:52:36.199
things will be. This doesn't work. The joy you seek can't simply come

639
00:52:36.199 --> 00:52:42.199
to you from outside, but only
arises from authentic exchange. I believe if

640
00:52:42.239 --> 00:52:45.079
we do anything, we have authentic
exchange. Yep, yep, yep,

641
00:52:45.400 --> 00:52:52.760
we are authentically exchanging long chain polypeptides. Oh, if you know of a

642
00:52:52.800 --> 00:52:54.840
better way to do it, I'd
like to see it. Kotas and Kang

643
00:52:54.960 --> 00:52:59.599
holding hands as Bill Clinton and Bob
Dole. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

644
00:53:00.880 --> 00:53:02.119
that's how you do it. All
right? Cool, suck up,

645
00:53:02.199 --> 00:53:09.599
fairpoint podcast. There's your sympings reference. I went deep, great turn.

646
00:53:09.880 --> 00:53:14.159
That was the most respectful of the
sucker bats. By the way, suck.

647
00:53:14.239 --> 00:53:17.920
That's our next section on the podcast, suck thats the following people can

648
00:53:19.000 --> 00:53:22.039
suck it all right, give me
the coins. I'm gonna do it,

649
00:53:22.599 --> 00:53:28.639
all right, I'm going to I'm
gonna go generic because I don't have anything

650
00:53:28.679 --> 00:53:31.280
better. I'm gonna say, what
does the universe want me to know?

651
00:53:31.480 --> 00:53:38.280
Right now? I'm gonna shake him
up real good. Shake him up,

652
00:53:38.320 --> 00:53:47.360
Shake him up, shake him up, shake him It's one. Okay,

653
00:53:52.079 --> 00:53:55.119
keep tracking the same thing. Yeah
you are. This is your third seven

654
00:53:55.119 --> 00:54:01.480
in a row. Now this pressure? Can you keep doing it? I

655
00:54:01.679 --> 00:54:13.599
broke you two more? Yeah,
shake it up to your big one and

656
00:54:13.840 --> 00:54:17.000
you return to the well. Great, all right, let's see here we

657
00:54:17.079 --> 00:54:27.440
got seven seven seven eight seven seven. Geez Louise, all right, what

658
00:54:27.480 --> 00:54:30.840
do we got here? I'll tell
you what you got here. You got

659
00:54:30.840 --> 00:54:36.840
your standard tree over sky. That
is hexagram number nine. Okay, So

660
00:54:37.480 --> 00:54:43.159
the watchwords are interference, intuition,
and taking precautions great. Pay attention to

661
00:54:43.199 --> 00:54:49.119
your premonitions. Clouds are gathering,
waiting for rain. It sounds like the

662
00:54:49.199 --> 00:54:53.039
happiest one. I killed it.
I did great. And that's what you

663
00:54:53.079 --> 00:54:55.840
were talking about the podcast. I'm
talking about me. I know, I

664
00:54:55.920 --> 00:54:59.599
know. I keep this thing far
away from me. All right. Here

665
00:54:59.639 --> 00:55:02.800
we go the wind in the sky, touching and sensing distant things. Your

666
00:55:02.800 --> 00:55:07.800
creative power is manifesting and subtle and
far reaching ways. The forecaster reads the

667
00:55:07.840 --> 00:55:12.960
signs in the sky and knows what
is going to happen. Overlooking the smallest

668
00:55:13.000 --> 00:55:15.440
warning sign that something is wrong may
hold you back. This may lead to

669
00:55:15.440 --> 00:55:20.840
feelings of doubt, uncertainty, and
indecision, probably because it just told you

670
00:55:20.880 --> 00:55:24.400
that if you missed the slightest detail, you're doomed. As with a puzzle,

671
00:55:24.559 --> 00:55:29.239
collect all the pieces before beginning.
You have the sensitivity to know what

672
00:55:29.360 --> 00:55:34.440
is going on as far as the
rain. You've weathered the storm for the

673
00:55:34.480 --> 00:55:37.679
moment, all is well. Use
this time to build up your energy and

674
00:55:37.719 --> 00:55:42.960
resources your troubles are not over yet. You are about to move. Yeah,

675
00:55:43.000 --> 00:55:45.360
all right, so let's check the
other book. Okay, that's sad.

676
00:55:49.000 --> 00:55:53.719
So Hexagram nine, also called the
small Taming key. Questions for yourself

677
00:55:53.719 --> 00:56:00.000
are what small thing can I work
on today? How can I cultivate a

678
00:56:00.000 --> 00:56:07.199
better terrain? Small taming great creating
success? Dense clouds without rain come from

679
00:56:07.239 --> 00:56:12.719
the western altires. Okay. To
tame is to restrain and also to accumulate

680
00:56:12.760 --> 00:56:15.800
and nurture. It's what the farmer
does here. The small farmer cultivates the

681
00:56:15.840 --> 00:56:20.639
soil of his own small plot,
hoping the offerings made at the western altars

682
00:56:20.639 --> 00:56:24.039
will bring rain. So this sounds
like this is like for investing. Now

683
00:56:24.199 --> 00:56:30.119
is you're you're planting the seeds so
that you might reap the seeds. Okay,

684
00:56:30.639 --> 00:56:34.320
jeez, Yeah, sounds like this
is an investment phase. You're about

685
00:56:34.360 --> 00:56:37.079
to move to a brand new apartment. I'm investing in a better place to

686
00:56:37.159 --> 00:56:40.280
live. Yeah, it doesn't fall
in on my head. Yeah. I

687
00:56:40.400 --> 00:56:44.400
like the first book more for both
of us. I felt like that had

688
00:56:44.480 --> 00:56:47.079
more more relevant and it's funny.
The first book is the first one that

689
00:56:47.159 --> 00:56:52.559
I got and read, and that
one describes doing the six coin method,

690
00:56:52.880 --> 00:56:57.199
where you have to have a moving
line. Yeah, basically. And it's

691
00:56:57.239 --> 00:57:01.840
interesting because obviously I did six throws
and didn't get a six or nine in

692
00:57:02.119 --> 00:57:07.239
any of them. Yeah, therefore
I didn't have any moving or changing lines

693
00:57:07.679 --> 00:57:12.280
in there. So uh wow,
Okay, well you you had the right

694
00:57:12.320 --> 00:57:16.880
idea. Whoop whoop. And I'm
glad that the podcast question was the positive

695
00:57:16.880 --> 00:57:21.000
one. It's because I care more
about the podcast than I do about my

696
00:57:21.000 --> 00:57:24.239
own life. Oh okay, if
someone were to shoot this podcast, i'd

697
00:57:24.239 --> 00:57:51.480
be all past blurry photos the movie
The Blurry Guard. That's brilliant. So

698
00:57:51.599 --> 00:57:53.960
there you go. Man, Wow, that's that's that's what our future has.

699
00:57:54.000 --> 00:57:58.679
What is your future has? Yeah? Find out online and if you

700
00:57:58.719 --> 00:58:00.719
know what you're doing, a book
at the eaching, If you actually know

701
00:58:00.760 --> 00:58:06.280
what you're doing and can tell us
how wrong we are, go ahead and

702
00:58:06.360 --> 00:58:07.320
right in. Dude, we did
the math. We did it right.

703
00:58:08.800 --> 00:58:12.800
If you call and tell us how
wrong we are, I'm gonna eaching your

704
00:58:12.840 --> 00:58:16.920
face. Uh. That's that's the
eaching though. In a oh man,

705
00:58:17.000 --> 00:58:20.880
a nutshell that's black and white.
Yeah, a little spot, little turtle

706
00:58:20.920 --> 00:58:27.199
shell, a little turtles there.
Oh, man. Well, listen,

707
00:58:27.719 --> 00:58:30.039
I don't need to throw no coins
to know what is directly in our future.

708
00:58:30.360 --> 00:58:34.800
Really, yeah, what is it? Oh oracle? Hold on?

709
00:58:37.000 --> 00:58:39.239
Oh it is puns? Oh you
threw them anyway? Yeah, well I

710
00:58:39.239 --> 00:58:42.880
wanted to be sure and you made
a mess. I made a huge mess.

711
00:58:43.280 --> 00:58:45.559
Why don't you flip to see who's
going first? Then? Oh suck

712
00:58:45.639 --> 00:58:50.800
you suck you fate. Okay,
mister, I'm gonna I'm gonna rely on

713
00:58:50.960 --> 00:58:54.519
chances that awesome Maori mask going call
it in the air home slice me yeah,

714
00:58:54.559 --> 00:59:00.199
tails tatles it tis I'm two for
two. Bro, you are You're

715
00:59:00.199 --> 00:59:00.960
really good at this? All right? I mean you go first or I

716
00:59:00.960 --> 00:59:05.119
go first. I don't know.
I think you put I think you pick

717
00:59:05.840 --> 00:59:09.079
oh I pick um? Then you
go first? All right? Okay,

718
00:59:09.280 --> 00:59:14.840
before Isaac asthma, I've really gotten
involved with science fiction. As a writer,

719
00:59:15.159 --> 00:59:20.639
he also dealt with a lot of
ancient Chinese history and um their methods

720
00:59:20.639 --> 00:59:24.440
of divination and prognostication, and so
he wrote a book called I Ching,

721
00:59:27.199 --> 00:59:32.400
Yeah, Yeah Dared. I'm I
am personally quite satisfied with that pun.

722
00:59:35.280 --> 00:59:39.400
Starting one starring Will Smith. You
do not throw more than three coins that's

723
00:59:39.480 --> 00:59:43.440
right, all right. What you
got a long way to go to be

724
00:59:43.519 --> 00:59:47.199
as good as I things? All
right, I've got I've got a store

725
00:59:47.280 --> 00:59:52.840
that has a lot of incense and
candles and stuff that smells good, spice

726
00:59:52.880 --> 00:59:58.840
up your home. It's called the
Poper Reaching. Oh I like that.

727
00:59:59.039 --> 01:00:00.400
I like that. Oh man,
I got a good one. Now are

728
01:00:00.440 --> 01:00:02.840
you ready for this? Oh?
I might be, then again I might

729
01:00:02.920 --> 01:00:08.840
not. Yeah. So Diggie Toots
it's got himself a new protege. Who's

730
01:00:08.840 --> 01:00:15.920
this new Diggie Toots? You tweet
Nabel. He's got himself a Protege's he's

731
01:00:15.960 --> 01:00:20.159
trying to invest in, like a
Justin Bieber. Yeah, and a young

732
01:00:20.320 --> 01:00:25.719
upcoming rapper. Okaygeos is proud to
present Young Young, his Young Young.

733
01:00:25.880 --> 01:00:36.519
His first album is called Roland sevens
Young Young. Yeah. That's why I

734
01:00:36.599 --> 01:00:43.599
knew what seven was because I'd already
written the pun. Oh gosh, I

735
01:00:43.719 --> 01:00:45.599
like it. I like it.
It sounds like it could be real.

736
01:00:45.920 --> 01:00:51.280
Yeah, that's what makes it all
right? All Right, I've got a

737
01:00:51.360 --> 01:01:00.400
I've got a restaurant that has sixty
four delicious and spicy Southwestern dishes. Uh

738
01:01:00.480 --> 01:01:04.559
huh you you you kind of leave
it up to fate to choose which which

739
01:01:04.840 --> 01:01:08.360
sixty four dishes? You get devil
know what you're going to get. It's

740
01:01:08.400 --> 01:01:17.480
the text mixigrams. Oh wow,
oh god, well done, well done.

741
01:01:17.679 --> 01:01:21.360
Oh okay, I've got a I've
got a bonus one for you.

742
01:01:21.599 --> 01:01:25.679
Yeah, it's a it's a magazine
about people. Uh, you know,

743
01:01:25.719 --> 01:01:29.880
if it's if the weekend's coming up
and you're not sure, like where you

744
01:01:29.880 --> 01:01:32.800
want to go out to have the
future told for you to learn more about

745
01:01:32.840 --> 01:01:38.519
your present, just grab a copy
of Eaching Out. Yeah, it's a

746
01:01:38.559 --> 01:01:45.039
bonus. You're enriched for having you. I'm telling you, young young Roland

747
01:01:45.079 --> 01:01:52.400
sevens. Yeah, pretty good,
pretty good. Huh. If you guys

748
01:01:52.480 --> 01:02:00.679
have a you guys got a nice
business or product based on the eaching let

749
01:02:00.719 --> 01:02:06.800
us know. Yeah, we'd love
to hear it. Oh Flora what oh

750
01:02:06.840 --> 01:02:09.480
man? Well, the top one, the top one looks like a mountain,

751
01:02:09.840 --> 01:02:15.119
and you add that over and then
it's that one's that one's the moving

752
01:02:15.159 --> 01:02:28.559
one. Oh so it's a listener. Man, those children should not be

753
01:02:28.679 --> 01:02:31.320
cheering. You know, we've got
a lot to get to. Oh my

754
01:02:31.360 --> 01:02:34.920
god, those kids don't know what
the death marks they're about to go on

755
01:02:35.039 --> 01:02:38.480
so this is what happens. This
is the hexagram. Was us under mountain

756
01:02:38.519 --> 01:02:44.000
of mail? Yeah, so yeah, clearly sorry about that. We uh,

757
01:02:44.199 --> 01:02:45.400
Flora had some life hit him in
the face. I had some life

758
01:02:45.480 --> 01:02:47.920
hitting me in the face. It
all had a lot of life this this

759
01:02:49.079 --> 01:02:52.599
couple of weeks. We don't like
to make excuses, so we won't,

760
01:02:52.880 --> 01:02:57.960
right, but we'll get to we'll
get to your guys stuff here. So

761
01:02:57.960 --> 01:03:00.960
I hope you guys like listener mail, because it's about to hit. We're

762
01:03:00.960 --> 01:03:05.239
going to master blast to it exactly
right off the bat ask, and you

763
01:03:05.280 --> 01:03:12.800
shall receive all up in our grails. Yes, man, we did ask,

764
01:03:13.079 --> 01:03:15.599
we did, and we did receive. Oh, dear web, thanks

765
01:03:15.599 --> 01:03:19.360
for your offer to move. We
got it, but I really appreciate it.

766
01:03:19.559 --> 01:03:24.559
That was very very nice. So
Bob hit us up with a couple

767
01:03:24.599 --> 01:03:28.960
of real life experience he's had.
I love the way he puts it.

768
01:03:29.079 --> 01:03:30.360
A couple of things that have happened
to me in the last forty or so

769
01:03:30.559 --> 01:03:35.199
years. The first one, he
was very very young, as he was

770
01:03:35.280 --> 01:03:37.920
just laying down in bed, he
was just kind of thinking about his day

771
01:03:37.960 --> 01:03:42.960
as he still does, and he
saw a door in his room up here

772
01:03:43.559 --> 01:03:47.000
in the wall like an old kind
of medievally door. And as it opens,

773
01:03:47.000 --> 01:03:51.079
there's a yellowish light and it only
opens about six inches and it's on

774
01:03:51.119 --> 01:03:54.679
the opposite wall of the room.
And this bony arm reaches out and it

775
01:03:54.719 --> 01:04:00.280
just keeps reaching. It starts stretching
and stretching straight to him, and Bob's

776
01:04:00.320 --> 01:04:04.320
you know, I was like in
this voice keeps repeating, whatever you do,

777
01:04:04.320 --> 01:04:11.039
don't leave the bed, which I
don't think it had his best interest

778
01:04:11.079 --> 01:04:15.320
at heart. So Bob, like
any good American, loses his ship more

779
01:04:15.360 --> 01:04:19.639
accurately his europe Sure screams and what's
the bed? Mom runs into the room.

780
01:04:20.519 --> 01:04:26.039
The arms is receding back as the
mom's approaching, and the last thing

781
01:04:26.079 --> 01:04:31.760
he hears is I'll be back.
But so that and so that didn't That

782
01:04:31.800 --> 01:04:34.480
didn't turn out well for Bob.
Mom took care of that. And then

783
01:04:35.000 --> 01:04:41.199
many years later, Bob now a
grown man. He's got he's got a

784
01:04:41.440 --> 01:04:45.159
wife and kids of his own.
He's a marine, he's not afraid of

785
01:04:45.239 --> 01:04:47.400
nothing. He's going to semprify the
sh out of that door, except for

786
01:04:47.400 --> 01:04:55.679
a door doesn't show up. A
seven foot black, shadowy figure strides into

787
01:04:55.719 --> 01:04:59.840
his room and sits on his bed, he feels the bed shift under the

788
01:05:00.039 --> 01:05:04.039
wait and it just turns to look
at him. Now, Bob, who

789
01:05:04.519 --> 01:05:09.519
because he's a marine and is always
prepared, keeps his marine tactical k bar

790
01:05:09.639 --> 01:05:14.119
knife, which I have always wanted
one in his nightstand. He does not

791
01:05:14.199 --> 01:05:17.760
opt for that. He opts for
the more powerful weapon, screaming for his

792
01:05:17.800 --> 01:05:26.119
wife gosh and um yeah and again
you know, it disappeared. And in

793
01:05:26.320 --> 01:05:30.119
discussing this with some of his friends
on a more theological ben because Bob's very

794
01:05:30.159 --> 01:05:35.559
active in his church at the time
that this was almost deternity. He spoke

795
01:05:35.599 --> 01:05:42.039
to some people at his church kind
of like an Italian mafia intimidation move,

796
01:05:42.079 --> 01:05:44.239
you know, maybe we just send
a guy by your house. This is

797
01:05:44.480 --> 01:05:47.119
an awfully nice soul. You have
their pity if something would tear it out

798
01:05:47.119 --> 01:05:54.119
of you. So that's spooky stuff. It's it's incredibly spooky. Yeah,

799
01:05:54.159 --> 01:05:59.079
and that the interesting part about it
is just seeing it is one thing,

800
01:05:59.159 --> 01:06:06.400
but the feeling of the bed shift, that the thought of the voice,

801
01:06:06.800 --> 01:06:13.320
you know, it's like it's it's
compounded, which which makes it incredibly creepy.

802
01:06:13.880 --> 01:06:17.159
Yeah, that is. Yeah,
it's those secondary things that you notice.

803
01:06:17.519 --> 01:06:20.519
Yeah, so that you know you're
not inventing it. You know,

804
01:06:20.599 --> 01:06:26.960
you feel something else happened. There's
another sensory input brought into play. And

805
01:06:27.400 --> 01:06:30.960
the arm that just keeps stretching.
Yeah, yeah, that's nightmare stuff.

806
01:06:31.119 --> 01:06:38.519
I mean sounds sounds demonic, sounds
like gin sounds like yeah, that's very

807
01:06:38.599 --> 01:06:41.880
cold. Could be you know,
even head games that are being played by

808
01:06:41.880 --> 01:06:48.800
by something mind the games board,
the games for the mind. Yeah,

809
01:06:49.519 --> 01:06:53.679
thanks for sharing that though, Bob, Thank you. And Bob also has

810
01:06:53.719 --> 01:06:59.119
this interesting uh insight maybe explaining some
cryptids. Oh yeah, take them off

811
01:06:59.199 --> 01:07:01.159
man. You know, he hangs
out in dark, deserted areas, maybe

812
01:07:01.159 --> 01:07:06.360
even the corner bars in downtown Scratton
area. He's got red eyes, bad

813
01:07:06.400 --> 01:07:12.360
disposition, aggressive. He might just
be a paint contractor. Oh oh,

814
01:07:13.199 --> 01:07:23.239
I see. He also hits us
with with this a gift given to ancient

815
01:07:23.280 --> 01:07:28.719
peoples from stranded aliens to help make
peace between the two cultures that obviously did

816
01:07:28.760 --> 01:07:35.360
not quite work out. Yeah,
the dropapa on Aropa. There's an implication

817
01:07:35.440 --> 01:07:41.880
sorry sex threat there. Also Bob
hits us with this one. It's a

818
01:07:41.920 --> 01:07:45.679
group of super rich, powerful men
with very running noses who run the world.

819
01:07:45.719 --> 01:07:54.079
It's the illuminous natty. Oh they
don't care, No, they don't

820
01:07:54.079 --> 01:07:57.400
they'll they'll get it all over everything. They're just in with big tissue,

821
01:07:58.480 --> 01:08:03.280
good hoots, big clean X.
Awesome, Thanks Bob, thanks for writing

822
01:08:03.280 --> 01:08:09.440
in. Thanks for making all of
our recent wishes come true. A lifelong

823
01:08:09.559 --> 01:08:14.039
friend of the podcast, Moving On, Taper writes us In, says he

824
01:08:14.159 --> 01:08:17.279
enjoyed the Dibick Box episode. Thanks
Taper, Glagie enjoyed that. Hope you

825
01:08:17.479 --> 01:08:20.960
nothing went wrong for you. I
got some stories of some some things going

826
01:08:21.000 --> 01:08:26.359
wrong for people having having bad luck
the day they listened to it. Not

827
01:08:26.479 --> 01:08:30.039
many, but I heard from some
friends. Taper says that he was fascinated

828
01:08:30.039 --> 01:08:34.960
by the idea of a malign spirit
as an attacher, and he realized,

829
01:08:35.079 --> 01:08:38.920
on thinking about it, exactly what's
going to happen to people who in the

830
01:08:39.000 --> 01:08:44.520
far future unearthed the Dibick Box.
They'll be attacked by klingons. I get

831
01:08:44.520 --> 01:08:55.279
it as what he did there?
Did you pay? Well played? We

832
01:08:55.399 --> 01:08:58.840
got another great letter from our friend
Jen, Hey, Jen, who has

833
01:08:58.880 --> 01:09:02.199
amended her workouts schedule to include bicycle
helmets and maybe staying off the treadmill quite

834
01:09:02.199 --> 01:09:06.079
so much. I mean it's really
either or. Um, you don't have

835
01:09:06.119 --> 01:09:11.359
to do both. You could,
you could, but um but yeah,

836
01:09:11.399 --> 01:09:14.800
so, and thank you for your
well wishing with the dipick box episode.

837
01:09:15.039 --> 01:09:18.000
Um, I all of the issues
that we ran into since our last episode,

838
01:09:18.239 --> 01:09:21.279
none of them have been really technological
in nature. No, thank goodness.

839
01:09:21.399 --> 01:09:24.239
Yeah, so I feel like we
dodged all. I think we took

840
01:09:24.279 --> 01:09:27.119
me a while to get that one
out, but still we were respectful.

841
01:09:27.680 --> 01:09:30.479
Maybe on accident, sure, not
on purpose. Sure. Uh. And

842
01:09:30.600 --> 01:09:34.279
Jen, thank you for for thank
you for spreading the good word about blurry

843
01:09:34.279 --> 01:09:39.640
photos to you and yours. And
if you're a friend of Jen's, know

844
01:09:39.760 --> 01:09:43.119
that, Uh, Jen's pretty cool. I mean that's not cool, not

845
01:09:43.239 --> 01:09:45.039
that you don't already know that,
but maybe you could afford to have that

846
01:09:45.079 --> 01:09:48.760
reinforce to you. Maybe buy her
at cheese steak. Yeah, good idea,

847
01:09:49.079 --> 01:09:54.520
like a really good one. Yeah, can man buy at cheese steak?

848
01:09:54.600 --> 01:10:01.560
What are you going? So?
Don't be a fu and uh,

849
01:10:01.800 --> 01:10:05.119
Jenn, to answer your question,
Yes, George Washington did have a secret

850
01:10:05.119 --> 01:10:10.319
spy ring. It was called the
culper Ring. The culper Ring. Yeah,

851
01:10:10.319 --> 01:10:12.880
and we actually did look into that. And uh, I think we've

852
01:10:12.880 --> 01:10:15.760
mentioned it once or twice, I
think. Yeah, we did touch on

853
01:10:15.800 --> 01:10:17.560
that on our Revolutionary War episode.
Yeah, yeah, that is that.

854
01:10:17.680 --> 01:10:20.319
Ain't that? Ain't Bullstein. That's
a real thing. No Bullstone there.

855
01:10:20.399 --> 01:10:25.760
Yeah, go back to our July
episodes and find that one. We've got

856
01:10:25.800 --> 01:10:29.800
all kinds of stuff that's right up
your ally, Britt. We love histories

857
01:10:30.000 --> 01:10:40.399
and mysteries. And you got an
email from Don who requested the EVP link

858
01:10:40.760 --> 01:10:44.720
and so you shall have it,
which I sent it to him later.

859
01:10:45.439 --> 01:10:46.319
It took longer than I should have, and I'm sorry, Don, but

860
01:10:46.399 --> 01:10:49.359
hopefully you enjoyed that. It's not
like you, I'm a certificate to be

861
01:10:49.399 --> 01:10:57.000
the King of Halloween or something.
I mean, I'm so sorry. I'm

862
01:10:57.119 --> 01:11:00.000
just such a bad person life.
I've hit us in the face. Ye

863
01:11:01.800 --> 01:11:05.840
took our knee caps out. But
Don also gives us a bonus pun,

864
01:11:06.640 --> 01:11:11.479
going back to our first ghost Stories
episode, when we discovered the erotic openings

865
01:11:11.479 --> 01:11:16.159
of his stories. He says,
Wooden reading the Odyssey in such a way

866
01:11:16.319 --> 01:11:21.920
make it Homer erotica. Yes,
it would good stuff. Oh yeah,

867
01:11:21.960 --> 01:11:28.640
classic, well played classic in two
ways. Oh nice, awesome, thanks

868
01:11:28.680 --> 01:11:33.319
Don, Tim hit us with an
awesome pun. Oh oh, come on,

869
01:11:33.760 --> 01:11:39.399
yes, man, yes, yes, and don't deny it. It

870
01:11:39.520 --> 01:11:44.119
happened. Recognize it. Um,
Tim minutes with this, and I hope,

871
01:11:44.199 --> 01:11:46.399
I hope that we were all big
fans of the TV show, all

872
01:11:46.399 --> 01:11:51.159
in the family, because what was
the box where Michael and Gloria kept all

873
01:11:51.199 --> 01:11:58.600
their family mementos. It was the
stiffc box. That's over my head.

874
01:11:58.960 --> 01:12:04.039
Come on, it's it's it's Rob
Reiner and Sally Struthers played the Sally has

875
01:12:04.039 --> 01:12:06.800
played the daughters. You married him. They called him meathead all the time.

876
01:12:08.119 --> 01:12:12.319
They were the Stavics. Okay,
ah you kids. Thank you,

877
01:12:12.399 --> 01:12:15.600
Tim. You're smarter than Flora by
a lot. I appreciate. I appreciate

878
01:12:15.640 --> 01:12:21.880
the pun. I just I'm too
young, such a youth. Utes.

879
01:12:24.119 --> 01:12:28.479
Connor writes us in with some very
kind words. We've had some some storms

880
01:12:28.479 --> 01:12:32.600
in the area lately. Luckily they
have missed us in the Chicago land area,

881
01:12:32.720 --> 01:12:35.000
but not the rest of the states. The rest of the state has

882
01:12:35.079 --> 01:12:41.479
has gotten royally wailed on with November
tornadoes. Ye crazy awful stuff. Yeah,

883
01:12:41.520 --> 01:12:44.800
so, um, thanks thanks for
your kind words. Our thoughts and

884
01:12:45.000 --> 01:12:47.720
prayers go out to the people affected
by that as well. And uh,

885
01:12:47.760 --> 01:12:51.439
we're still keeping on, keeping on
through all the crazy stuff. It was

886
01:12:51.479 --> 01:12:55.359
some bad stuff that happened in the
city, but nothing anywhere near as bad

887
01:12:55.399 --> 01:12:59.199
as Yeah, it could have been
worse some spots. But he also sends

888
01:12:59.279 --> 01:13:02.720
us some puns. He says,
a few people know that before Sam Cherimi

889
01:13:02.960 --> 01:13:09.640
was the crack very private eye,
his life was spent under the scrutiny of

890
01:13:09.680 --> 01:13:13.960
others. Having been looked down upon
by the world, Sam became quite the

891
01:13:14.039 --> 01:13:18.159
notorious prankster, for which he was
arrested for scaring people half to death shooting

892
01:13:18.159 --> 01:13:27.560
them his signature move the stink eye
Sam Scherimi, and he says, I

893
01:13:27.600 --> 01:13:31.039
think the Illuminati sounds like a huge
pyramid scheme. Someone should keep an eye

894
01:13:31.119 --> 01:13:34.560
on. That. Really well played. I like that style of pun.

895
01:13:34.800 --> 01:13:38.479
That's a that's a good layered pun. Yeah, I really like that.

896
01:13:38.560 --> 01:13:42.560
Well done. Thank you Connor,
And it's time for our most elegant portion

897
01:13:42.600 --> 01:13:50.560
of listener mail. Oh dear Gray
Cat, fancy fie. Gray Cat is

898
01:13:51.159 --> 01:13:58.079
elegant because I every time I see
an email from him, like it's the

899
01:13:58.199 --> 01:14:04.560
King of Halloween. But he has
no paperwork to that. But he is

900
01:14:05.000 --> 01:14:09.520
really elegant of him not to run
because as soon as you hand that to

901
01:14:09.600 --> 01:14:13.760
him, he's going to take your
head off. I know, because he'll

902
01:14:13.800 --> 01:14:16.520
be within his right to do so. Absolutely he will. He's he'll be

903
01:14:16.560 --> 01:14:21.359
the King of Halloween for the entire
year until the new King Halloween is crowned,

904
01:14:21.359 --> 01:14:24.840
and we have to determine how to
figure that out. I mean,

905
01:14:24.880 --> 01:14:28.279
he kind of got in on a
technicality that I'm honoring it, sure,

906
01:14:28.520 --> 01:14:33.399
but technicality nonetheless, I like your
lawyering their fancy feast, all right to

907
01:14:33.520 --> 01:14:39.880
the pums. How about a new
national holiday being promoted by the Fox Farmers

908
01:14:39.920 --> 01:14:45.279
of America called Try Fox Day.
M delicious like a fox? Oh yeah,

909
01:14:45.319 --> 01:14:54.680
we tried one, stringy. It's
cleverly delicious. Also, how about

910
01:14:54.680 --> 01:14:59.359
a very unpopular topping for bagels called
dibbit locks. It smells like cat urine

911
01:14:59.359 --> 01:15:08.960
and it causes people have strokes.
You'll be buried with it. Well done,

912
01:15:09.039 --> 01:15:13.039
great kat, Thank you, excellent. How about a pun from old

913
01:15:13.439 --> 01:15:16.760
Johnny Robots. Hey there, Johnny
Robots flying in on his jet pack with

914
01:15:16.840 --> 01:15:21.319
this pun. Did you guys hear
the story about the gremlins that we're messing

915
01:15:21.359 --> 01:15:28.439
with airplane wings? It was riveting, Oh, Johnny Robots Johnny robots.

916
01:15:28.479 --> 01:15:30.600
You would know about ribots, wouldn't
you. It's right because you're made entirely

917
01:15:30.640 --> 01:15:36.319
of prefabricated parts and you don't understand
human emotions. What is humor? Tell

918
01:15:36.359 --> 01:15:45.039
me of this? Laugh, la, Johnny robots. There we go,

919
01:15:45.199 --> 01:15:49.560
and that closes it out. Circle
gets a square. Thank you all of

920
01:15:49.600 --> 01:15:55.159
you for writing in uh and we
will be back in our very regular schedule

921
01:15:55.239 --> 01:15:59.640
now, yeah, hopefully so yep, life, life is getting sorted out

922
01:15:59.680 --> 01:16:02.960
once more, and we've got at
least we can anticipate things like crished moss,

923
01:16:03.600 --> 01:16:06.039
so we'll be able to we'll be
able to keep the mass even better

924
01:16:06.079 --> 01:16:16.359
than that Crompus knocked. Oh it's
coming, It's coming you naughty little children,

925
01:16:16.560 --> 01:16:24.039
children, crouches children. So yeah, I mean, it's not too

926
01:16:24.119 --> 01:16:27.119
late to try to redeem your evil
acts. But man, you aren't going

927
01:16:27.159 --> 01:16:30.600
to get whipped, put in a
basket and made to make toys yep,

928
01:16:30.239 --> 01:16:35.479
and then probably eating sorry, drowned
in a bathtub, made into a stew

929
01:16:35.880 --> 01:16:43.880
props bunch of kids. All right
anyway, Yeah that's normail. Thank you

930
01:16:43.960 --> 01:16:46.960
guys. So there you go.
You have it. Go to iTunes,

931
01:16:47.159 --> 01:16:54.000
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932
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935
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936
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939
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941
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They'll appreciate it and you anyways,
For this episode of Blurry Photos,

942
01:17:45.600 --> 01:17:51.800
I am man who invests in landscaping
company gets in on ground David Flora.

943
01:17:53.239 --> 01:18:01.319
Jesus God, there's no forgiving what
you just did. Oh my god.

944
01:18:02.920 --> 01:18:09.439
All right, it's fine because I'm
keeping it simple and real. I'm David

945
01:18:09.920 --> 01:18:35.880
Young Young, y'all, Stecco Roland
Sammons. Bye,