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Hey, look, I'm only trying
to smash my wife. Man. He

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never he always texted my wife.
He never texts me. I don't know

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why he doesn't even he doesn't even
text her. He doesn't even text her

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sexually, just text her and like, hey, hey, uh he just

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text me and he said that there's
a spot like a cheap for rent by

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by my hometown. And I'm like, that's cool, Like why the fuck

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is he telling me? Like I
don't know why. And I was like,

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did I do something to him?
But like it's not even that's the

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thing he's not. He's not even
saying anything to her that would make me

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think he's flirting or some ship.
He's just relaying information to her and not

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me. It's so weird because you're
black and you don't have money. I

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mean, I will say, I
will say, after less than a year,

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she already has perfect credit, you
know what I mean, from having

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zero American credit to just uh,
you know, having a little bitch ass

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credit card and credits perfect already.
I was like, that's you know,

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it's crazy, tell you something some
wild truth. Last year my credit score

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was under five hundred. Last year
it's under five und Wow, My credit

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score is currently over seven hundred right
now. I don't know how you got

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it, because I was really bad
at money, Chris, you were there,

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they were there. Yeah, I
guess. I guess for me,

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I just didn't. I just don't
look, man, I took a couple

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of hits. Oh okay, I
guess that makes sense. You you take

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your you take your hits right,
and it happened to It depends on how

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you maneuver afterwards. What happens is
you have to you have to first get

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one of those truancy credit cards after
like it's really bad, you have to

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get one of those. I just
had one. I hated it. I

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hated it so much I didn't want
to use it. I didn't cancel it,

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but I held on so I still
have it, like a fucking like

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four hundred of lemon on it.
I've never used that card ever. I

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buy like bubble gumman ship with it, Like I buy like the smallest things

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with it. And now I've got
like every week I'm getting a credit card

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offer everything. Yeah. Yeah,
the vast majority of my mail is credit

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card offers, and it's giant.
Really, they're really trying to get me

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dude. Yeah, I tanked.
I tanked my credit score specifically so I

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could stop getting that fucking mail.
Yeah, you know, it's really I

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hate how important your credit score is
in America. I really, it's all.

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It's all. It's it's in the
same vein as lobbyists making sure that

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the credit cards get their due in
the way that say Biden. Right now,

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their organization's trying to uh cut like
a lot of the the the you

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know, the debt that is accumulated
through late fees, and the credit card

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companies are freaking out about that because
they make tens of billions of dollars just

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from late fees alone. Just from
late alone, they make so much moneyeople's

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credit, people's credit like a late
fee, do one late fee. And

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right now my credit card is like
like upwards of like seven to twenty if

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I have one, I have one, it is going to go below seven

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hundred one. Oh no, dude, that is absurd. Yeah, it's

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I don't know. This reminds me
of like I was just I was It's

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ear again so early in the show. I did it again. But uh,

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dude, I how man that flashbag
to be kind of Oh it reminds

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me of the talking about credit cards. I hate them too, but it

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reminds me of this story that I
heard recently. I was like strowing through

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tech time. I thought it was
such a good story. Do you guys

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know the comedian Mitch Hedburg. I
know the name, I just can't see

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the face right now. Mitch Hedburg. He's he looked kind of like Kurt

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Cobaine with sunglasses, and he would
go on stage and he would tell these

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like really like I I call.
I called him the He's like the Tetris

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of comedians to me, because like
all of his jokes are so like pure

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and simple and perfectly designed, but
like they're not like over complicated. It's

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just like it's he's a really good
comedian. He has that that those famous

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bits and that famous delivery of like
what does he look like? Uh?

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I just fucking described him to well, race, We'll race. He's an

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Asian guy who looks like Kurt Cobaine
with sunglasses. That's possible. Somebody's implicit

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somebody, it's inherent, Well race, somebody killed him, somebody, But

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I want to shove it down your
throat. Man, I'm sure you've had

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I'm sure you've heard that that bit
of him where he goes like, uh,

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an elevator can never be and never
an elevator can never break, It

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can only become stairs. And that's
like one of his I think he has

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that, sorry delivery, No,
no, we're gonna say he has that.

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I think he got really famous through
Last Comic Standing if I remember correct.

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Maybe he died. He died a
long time ago, So I don't

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know. I don't remember if he
was on Last Comic Standing or what.

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But he yeah, well he maybe
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of when Last Comic sty was on
because I never watched it. I think

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it was like cut. Yeah,
I think it came on the two thousand,

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didn't the last comments isn't the old
as fuck? Let me make sure.

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Maybe I don't know. All I'm
saying is like, so he had

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that. There was a story that
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he went to a He had like
a ton of cash, but he had

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no credit cards. He didn't have
a single credit card, and so he

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would go to places and he would
he would like I can't remember. There

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was like something about like a deposit
that he needed and he only gave crash

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and he was like, hey,
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cover everything. It should cover like
everything. And then some and they were

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like, we need a credit card
and he was like, no, but

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this is what the credit card represents. That would be like if you hired

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a Frank Sinatra impersonator to come play
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Frank Sinatra came and you said,
no, man, we and hired the

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We hired the impersonator and it's like
one of my it's like one of my

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favorite stories of like a comedian outside
because that's like a good bit on its

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own, but that's just him talking. I was like, never on a

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stand up thing or anything. But
credit cards piss me off, Like I

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just I don't like this dumb secondary
thing where it's like, oh, let

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me just pretend to buy this and
then I'll buy it later, and that's

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what I have to do because realistically
there's a chance statistically that I will forget

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at least once, right, And
that's how you're making your money, and

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it's it's fucking it's so I really
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sincerely that the credit card is probably
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reasons everything is falling apart. It
is a major reason, is a major

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reason why people are so fucking broke, because there's that that dichotomy of I

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can't afford anything because everything's too fucking
expensive, so I have to buy something

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with credit anyway, And and in
the vein that I at least like that

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some companies are doing something that they
should have done a long time ago,

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that they're actually starting to let people, uh make small payments through just reg

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debit, like say a PayPal let
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or a there's all these different companies. Now, yeah that will let you

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do the way too, but they're
actually there are certain ones that will act

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like credit cards, but they're say
like say, if you buy a concert

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ticket, and I think Klarna is
the one, it will be like four

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payments. And as far as I'm
concerned, I'm looking for the catch.

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But the only thing that I'm thinking
is it's allowing people to spend more money.

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So that's why they do it.
For example, there's a lot of

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things that I've bought. There's some
games that I bought, like when I

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bought moretal com at one, I
wouldn't have bought it because I didn't want

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to spend fucking seventy whatever dollars right
away. But then making four payments over

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like a month. Oh great,
So now people are getting more money because

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more people that are buying than then
what have So I think they're allowing to

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do that, uh so because they
make more money in the end. Yeah.

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So it's like I paid, like
I paid, like I've paid like

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through two thousand up front and then
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and like four payments, and I
was like, yeah, do that.

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Obviously, I'll do this fuck the
lumps and I have right now, and

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then I'll pay the two off and
help my credit as well. So I

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mean, ve helps your credit great. I just think everything, like I

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know, there's some debit cards now
finally that are letting you that's affecting your

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credit, which should have been because
it's like, why isn't paying your rent

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and your cell phone bill and all
these things with debit? Why the fuck

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would that not show you that Hey, you're relying. You know why.

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I know exactly why. I know. Yeah, it's it's because you It's

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because you would remember that and you
would never be late exactly literally. Why

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that's why, that's why, that's
why I'm late all the time. That's

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why I'm late with my rent and
my fucking electric fills all the time,

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because I, fuck you, they
gotta pay everything at it's crazy, everything

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the last minute because I'm so I'm
so defiant. It just makes me so

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mad that they give up so much
of my money to all this bullshit I

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have. I have developed a level
of trust with my uh the people who

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own my building that like, I
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and I just tell them, like, look, you're not getting it done

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the first You're not you know,
it's not I met with them and like,

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you're not doing it because a I
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month and it takes time. Also, your dumb payment system doesn't let me

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do it online, so I have
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that's just that my If the first
is on a fucking Sunday, then you're

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not getting it. So you're getting
it on the fifth. Deal with it.

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And they're they're thankfully, they're okay
about it. But yeah, it's

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so annoying as long as you're like
pretty good on it. Now I've gotten

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good on it. I wasn't always
good. I was very bad at it

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once upon a time. Now I'm
really on top of it because of how

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bad I was before. And if
I can't do it, I get really

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upset. I'm like, shit,
what what is this last seven years been

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for? What is all this time
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as before. I'm getting really down
on myself. Lily doesn't give a ship

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because really paid rent and about her
parents' backhouse. So she's just like,

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I'm paid niggas. When I paid
niggas, I'm just like, damn,

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we're renting from them. But she's
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when we move out into another place, we're not gonna have that cushion.

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And she's just like nigga's so white, so niggas SIPs on her fucking crazy

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strong PiZZ like yeah, whatever,
I'm just whatever, flack. Just one

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touls and gallon of bits, just
one. It's going down at a extreme

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rate. Dude. I'm reading through
I'm reading through this list of like Mitch

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Hedberg jokes, and it's like this
is I love it because it's all stuff

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that you could put in like a
like, if this was a joke book,

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I would buy it because it's it's
they're so specific. I don't have

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a girlfriend. I just know a
girl who would get really mad if she

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heard me say that. And that's
it. Yeah. I love mitched Burg

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so much. Yeah, ancient,
I think a past tense. Yeah,

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he's like he's very much like a
I don't know, he's such a weird

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guy. Wasn't actually on least comic
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just associate maybe me discovering him around
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because the last comic, the first
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But I don't see him maybe on
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might be me just conflating the two. I think that's what it was.

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He's one of those fact he's one
of those kind of like nads like figures

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in the sense that he's like he's
a real comedian. He's like a comedians

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comedian, Like he's like one of
those people like he never really exploded.

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I think he was about to and
then he he he was just so stoned

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out of his mind, and he's
on all sorts of like messes of drugs

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and ship and he just didn't last. But yeah, he was. I

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feel like I feel like on the
verge of exploding because he's such a weird

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fucking right, Like his styles is
very unique. He said this the dumbest

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joke I heard about. I'm bad
at me me laugh, But it was

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like they said it some of the
times, ja's gotta be ice cold.

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Well I hope they're not, because
then they'd be solid, And I'm just

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like, it's so stupid. It's
like joke, they're they're exactly they're stupid,

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but they're so good natured, you
know what I mean. Like it's

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not like it's not like I like
edgy jokes obviously, but like there's nothing

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edgy about it. It's just like
it's just like a genuine like like my

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friend asked me if I wanted a
frozen banana, but I said no,

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but I I want a regular banana
later. So yeah, but yeah,

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I remember that joke. Very dumb
jokes, but like they're so good anyway.

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We got some hum's kind of falling
by the way from me. Definitely

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what I kind of agree, only
because I think there's a level. There's

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a lot of people doing it who
aren't good at it. And what I

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mean by that is I talked a
little bit, but it's on consolation.

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But like I do think and I
might have talked about this on this show

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before, but I do think edgie
comedy is one of those things where it's

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like, I think you have to, like, if you're going to get

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dirty, you gotta pull something out
that's worth getting dirty for. And a

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lot of people are just kind of
happy just being dirty and being like,

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oh, look look at how dirty
I am. And it's like, look

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at how I said. To be
fair, this is like a lot of

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this podcast, we just gotta say
it's like N word and it's like ah,

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and that's but like we stumble onto
a good bit, right It's not

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edgy for us to do because we're
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there, what you just said,
it's not edgie for us, right,

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Like it just so happens to be. Like, I think one of the

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reasons why a lot of people are
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his jokes are just his what he
does when he's chilling with his friends.

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Essentially, it's like that dumb shit. So a lot of people are connecting

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with that in a way that,
uh, say, who's that fucking guy,

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Jimmy Carr. Do you know who
Jimmy Carr is? Like, I

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know Jimmy Carr. He's a person
that I feel like he's being edgy for

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the sake of it's cool to do
it right now, and his posh as

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British action puts an interesting spin on
it. But I just don't. I

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personally just don't like it because I'm
like, I know that Nigga isn't with

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his friends fucking like trying to fit
some of you know, Yeah, I

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like I liked Carl when I was
a kid, but like today, and

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I don't even mind his old material
necessarily. I think it's like it's perfectly

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suitable for the time. But like
the fact that he's still kind of doing

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that is kind of I actually think
he's like an interesting diet to listen to

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on podcasts. Actually, yeah,
he's actually that kind of interesting to listen

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to. But besides, yeah,
I don't really for me, It's like,

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I like, I think Edge still
has its fininess, but I think

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stupid it is funnier, Like I
think dumb is funny. I think I

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was going dumb now because like like
the idea of the piss joke, right,

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this joke has gone on way too
long. But I in our household,

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in our friend group, right,
But that's it is a because it's

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so stupid to be fair. Though
you are you are I think among us

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kind of you, you are the
edge lord among us. Yeah, I

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probably say, yeah, I would
have Edgelard definitely. Sure. I don't

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even really go for edge more.
I just go for dumb, like that's

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stupid. Like and in Thanksgiving,
Chris, we were laughing our asses off

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about the idea of of ve Gina
and Gokul having racist names, and when

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they fuse they turned into the character
black and word. Because the idea of

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that is so crazy. You wouldn't
even if you heard that character's name,

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you would have You know, that
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think Edgy is just dumb, and
I think dumb is always funnier. I

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think that I think dumb outweighs it. Edgy was funnier when I was younger,

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but I think dumb is better.
I think I think the difference is

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like because Shane Gillis, I would
argue is edgy. I just think it's

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it's edgy in the way that it's
supposed to be. Like he like when

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he's when he's doing his down syn
drum jokes, It's not like the people

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with down syn drum aren't the butt
of the joke, you know what I

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mean. He's like, he doesn't
even I saw a clip of him on

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a podcast with like Andrew schultzon some
other people. He was getting offended.

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I know, he's kind of like
getting because Andrew Schultz is an idiot,

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and he's like, this is the
thing, right, It's like, you

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you have to be the butt of
the joke. For make a good joke,

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a great joke, you have to
be the butt of the joke.

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And I think for a long time
a lot of people succeeded in that,

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where like Chappelle succeeded in being the
butt of the joke himself, he was

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still the butt of the joke at
the end of the day. The situation

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was funny, but he was one
was like, at the end of the

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day, I'm the one that's kind
of dumb for not realizing this. But

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what happened is that Schaltz doesn't understand
that anymore because he's so Joe Rogan cockpilled.

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The rogue takes his cock out of
his well, he's like starts looking

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for it again. Honestly, I
haven't I haven't kept up with Andrews.

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I've seen like some bit of him
where I like him, but like is

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funny. I think it's fun I
think it's weird moments where his head is

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he's funny, but he's trying to
be uh. Unfortunately, Thomson Girl is

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doing the same thing where they're putting
on this rich boy persona thing like they're

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putting on this weird thing that they're
changing their identity to where I watched the

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Andrew Soultz's latest special and a lot
of the jokes were really fucking funny.

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I remember I was grilling and listening
to it. I'm like, this is

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pretty good. It's one of the
better ones I've heard in a while.

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But listening to his podcast is damn
near and sufferable. This week he puts

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on this weird thing. He's always
asking people about money and this and that,

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and then that stupid bullshit where you
have to laugh like harder than a

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joke actually is and touch your co
host and you got to get up out

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of your seat and all this ship, like very animated started. I could

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I could go on about how unfunny
I think, like I think the black

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dude is funny because I think he's
a good counter to Andrew Andrews some dumb

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ship. I think Anthony's a good
counter And it's like, oh, he's

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like Andrew, that's just fucking retarded, and he just says it to him,

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and it's like you need someone to
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think his his his actual co host
is painfully unfunny to me, Like it

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hurts me sometimes. He's the one
I think, didn't he get me to

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the one that got crazy crazy I'm
talking about I'm talking about I'm just being

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totally racist. Oh my god,
he's built the same. He's the same

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build though like small, like like
very short Indian comedians. It's like that

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many of them, like if if
A did a freaking after image, it

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would literally be as he's unsorry,
like it's fucking crazy, Like I will

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say, I will say INSA's defense
when he was talking to in Fit,

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he was fucking yeah, he was
absolutely just flaming them. So I was

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like, hey, fair enough this
guy. At least he's like, I'm

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a grown adult, I'm happily married. Why the funk would I ever watch

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your guy's content? And I'm like, that's that, thank you, That's

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what people need to hear that.
Yeah, I would love to talk to

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them. I would love to talk
to them. I would. I would

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make fun of the dark skinned one, real bad. I wouldn't make fun

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of him real bad like that.
Nigga does nothing. He's just I don't

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get it. He looks dude.
He God, I'm not gonna say it.

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I'm not gonna say I'm gonna keep
it to myself. That's an edgy

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joke. All right, let's go, let's go. Let's just move on.

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Yeah, let's move on. Let's
so, what the fun were we?

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Oh? Yeah, I didn't want
to bring up the fact that there's

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two things I want to get to
today, at least before we get into

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questions. But uh, fucking Ruster, teeth is gone, teeth is officially

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closed, I think shut down.
Warner Brothers shut him down. Uh,

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pretty wild, not surprising. I
actually kind of am surprised that they lasted

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as long as they did it.
I would have assumed that I really because

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because I remember back when I was
very young, I remember Rooster t being

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like a huge deal, like it
was like one of the things. It

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was one of the reasons why I
started on YouTube actually was I remember like

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an early early, like two thousand
and seven. I remember specifically seeing like

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Red Versus Blue and being like,
you can make movies and video games,

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because I remember that was like a
thing where it's I remember being like,

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oh, like I wanted to make
movies, but I don't have like a

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like a film crew or like a
camera, like special effects or like this

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crazy dding software. And it's like, oh, you just make it.

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In video games, it's like,
oh yeah, there's like theater mode,

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and like you have access to like
vehicles and explosions and like an infinite camera

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and like weapons and aliens and shit. It's like, oh, it makes

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perfect sense. And I remember I
got into it that way, and there

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were like a big reason and even
like throughout, like I think honestly,

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up until I was about to leave
for California in like twenty fifteen, I

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was watching pretty regularly. I remember
when they fired the Inside Gaming guys Adamkvic,

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Bruce Green, and James Williams and
those guys, and I was excited

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about them, and uh, I
don't know. I fell off after that.

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And then I remember Bernie Burns,
who was the head of the head

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of the company, left and he
was like the main voice, and I

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remember being like, ah, it
sucks. I really I specifically really liked

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him, so like I don't know, and then I remember Ray left,

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and and then at some point I
remember I checked back out of curiosity and

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I was like, who the fuck
are any of these people? Not just

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no disrespect to like anybody I'm sure's
like funny people who were there, who

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were funnyor who were good at their
job or whatever, but like I remember

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just being like, I don't recognize
this at all. Peace Like That's kind

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of how I felt. It would
be like if somebody tuned into episode four

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hundred to the Start Tank and it
was none of us or like episode like

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you know what I mean, it'd
be wild. But that's what would happen.

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I remember, like the RUCEV podcast, like five hundred and something,

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it's like all people I've never seen. That's what we do. Though,

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So instead of okay, so we
do move on and we get Keith David,

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we do move on to another podcast, but we just give it to

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some other three games. That would
be funny, hell, love it.

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And then we were still getting paid. We'd still be getting money placed,

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but give us using our name,
so like they have a platform somewhat,

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but like we're still getting paid.
A siphon of that is like, you're

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not Bizarres. When that happens,
we'll we'll hand it off. We'll we'll

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give it to our significant others and
we'll be like, here you do this,

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now, excellent. That'd be great, that'd be funny. Actually,

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that'd be like a kind of like
if I mean, they wouldn't do it,

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but yeah, yeah, well you
force them, you know, we'll

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we're them in we can do we
we we I mean I'm single, but

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like assuming this happens when we get
peep point, when yeah, I hope

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my life is at least in tune
with some settles of normalcy by then.

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But so, yeah, they're gone. A lot of shit went down with

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them over the years. I remember
I remember a big thing one of the

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Let's Play guys, uh sleeping with
underage fans when he was fucking forty.

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Not great, uh, not ideal, what sucks too is that he wasn't

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even you know what sucks about it? And look, everything sucks about it.

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But what I what that's insane.
But but what was crazy about it

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is like this is a forty year
old guy who wasn't even there at the

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at the start of the company.
Like this is like new blood, like

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a new blood higher that they were
like, yeah, this old guy or

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this older guy, yeah, amount
for no reason, for no reason.

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Yeah, I remember the Inside Gaming
guys, the fun House guys lost Adam

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over some crazy shit that was also
like somewhat adjacent, but not exactly the

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same. I don't know. It
just that that company has been falling apart

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for a long time but they're gone
now. Pretty crazy, big part of

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YouTube history. Too many weirdos.
Yeah, it's just yeah, it's a

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lot. You can't let your company
grow that much ultimately, Like I just

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don't think a company can't prosper that
much or it will destroy itself. Yeah,

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like what Batman, it's that Batman
quote. Man, it's I do

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think that applies specifically to like cong
like congregations of people like that, like

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when it's like a corporation or like
when there's like a money to in test.

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Absolutely do you think people I didn't
know this for reals, I didn't.

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I didn't. I don't really feel
this. But I didn't know that

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people really preyed on people's downfalls,
like genuinely like or wishing for the day

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that people that are doing very good
will fail. I didn't know that was

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a real thing that people did.
Oh yeah, people like And I was

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like, what the hell, how
do you not know? How are you

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not familiar with the concept of haters? Like what? I don't know?

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So I understand haters right, Like
I don't like that guy, but like

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people being like I can't wait till
this guy suffers. That's not like because

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I because I hate but I don't
like that Kingston. I don't like this

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guy. It's not hate. That's
like, actually, like very very benign.

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I think that's I would have commass
haterism because that's how that's how I

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hate. That's not hate. I
don't loath people. I don't hate you

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know, I hate you for sat
for thinking that's stupid, that stupid thing.

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You hate me for not being a
terrible person you hate I hate you

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for being and assuming you do,
you say like I hate this guy when

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you just don't like him, that's
not what hate is. That's as far

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as my hate me. No doesn't, No, it doesn't. I don't

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believe that. I like I load. Stop watering down the word hate,

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brother, hate is like I wanted
to be strong because that's what it is

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supposed to be. What is that
one was plain white teas hate is a

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strong word. But I really really
don't you know what I'm saying. I

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don't want to. He's not trying
to be a complete dick and say I

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hate you, but I really really
really don't like you, nigga. But

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uh, those are in the lyrics. But then there was that one Black

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drummers, Hey, man, could
you take that out? I don't really

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like that. So I don't know
why you gotta put the in word at

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the end of that song. It's
kind of weird. That's true story,

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yeah, true story, real yeah. And then that was the istrue Hollywood

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story of play white they actually hate
The Lila was actually it was first hey,

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there, my nigga, and then
again he kind of interviewed and he

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was like, hey, you know, it's a little it's cool. I

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think it's a little unnecessary. I
don't think you need to say, hey,

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they're my nigga. What's like in
New York City? You know,

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maybe we turn changes to a girl, make it a love song and stuff.

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I think it would have been better
if it was that. I mean

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me too. I think that black
community would have accepted that song even more.

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00:26:26.920 --> 00:26:32.480
Hey, there have been places where
I should not have heard that song,

405
00:26:32.519 --> 00:26:36.799
and I've heard that song. I've
been places when that song should not

406
00:26:36.839 --> 00:26:41.279
be playing and people are dancing to
it. It was some times, some

407
00:26:41.400 --> 00:26:45.720
fucking I'm like, this is fire. What was what kind of like did

408
00:26:45.720 --> 00:26:48.920
you guys did you uh? Did
you guys fuck with escalades over in the

409
00:26:48.960 --> 00:26:52.240
East Coast? Like what was like
a like a what was like a like

410
00:26:52.279 --> 00:26:56.039
a big ass car that people like
really fucked with over there? What would

411
00:26:56.039 --> 00:26:59.200
you say? I can't remember,
Like, yeah, I think I guess

412
00:26:59.279 --> 00:27:02.599
we had Wiggans first over there.
I think it's a drug dealers and ship.

413
00:27:02.599 --> 00:27:04.480
I guess we had like the whole
g Wagon trend earlier over there.

414
00:27:06.279 --> 00:27:10.799
They're here as well too, Okay, Yeah, I was so Yeah,

415
00:27:10.799 --> 00:27:14.720
I didn't I never Yeah, I
was just trying to think of like the

416
00:27:15.119 --> 00:27:19.480
fucking gus car like just blasting that
song, like I would love I would

417
00:27:19.519 --> 00:27:25.680
love that. Contrast to see some
dude, some dude fucking with the twenty

418
00:27:25.720 --> 00:27:30.240
fucking six inch rims has no business
listening to that ship and he's just vibing.

419
00:27:30.599 --> 00:27:33.200
I love seeing ship like that for
real, though, I think Vanessa

420
00:27:33.240 --> 00:27:37.039
Carlton did that for a lot of
people. I think, uh king,

421
00:27:37.920 --> 00:27:45.200
I don't know, man, I
gotta you gotta you can't be using hate

422
00:27:45.279 --> 00:27:48.240
like that, yeah, for real, I don't really, I don't really,

423
00:27:48.240 --> 00:27:51.359
I don't really use the I can't
stand this ship. Like there's people

424
00:27:51.519 --> 00:27:53.839
like who do I hate? Like
I really I really like people. I

425
00:27:53.920 --> 00:27:57.599
hate hate, Like for real,
I hate lobbyists, like for real,

426
00:27:57.680 --> 00:28:00.960
I want I want to I want
to hour them. Yeah, yeah,

427
00:28:00.960 --> 00:28:08.599
they should be hate like uh,
I hate people that really truly want to

428
00:28:08.640 --> 00:28:12.759
be clowns, Like why would you
want that? Like? Why would you

429
00:28:12.839 --> 00:28:17.039
want that? Like I try to
think, like I try to put myself

430
00:28:17.039 --> 00:28:19.880
in their position before I like,
I snap at them as a people,

431
00:28:21.359 --> 00:28:26.039
and I'm like, why the fuck
would you want to be that? You

432
00:28:26.039 --> 00:28:30.400
know? If somebody somebody with a
larger following followed me on Twitter a few

433
00:28:30.400 --> 00:28:34.039
weeks ago or a month ago,
and I didn't really look at her page

434
00:28:34.359 --> 00:28:40.440
and I just thought like, oh, some clown they avatar just clown makeup

435
00:28:40.559 --> 00:28:42.039
or something like that. I didn't
really pay attention, like oh, was

436
00:28:42.079 --> 00:28:47.480
it like bounce bouncy or something.
I think there's like bunny or something like

437
00:28:47.519 --> 00:28:49.359
that. Maybe I read it wrong, I don't know, but I was

438
00:28:49.400 --> 00:28:52.440
just like, okay, whatever followed
back because I saw people that I know

439
00:28:52.480 --> 00:28:56.319
following, so I'm like, must
be interesting. Then I'm on my h

440
00:28:57.119 --> 00:29:03.640
on my feed. Then I'm just
seeing her like in a just looking sexy

441
00:29:03.720 --> 00:29:07.240
but with clown and I was just
the contrast to me is so it is

442
00:29:07.279 --> 00:29:12.720
not a I was like, wait, is who's watching this? Like who's

443
00:29:12.759 --> 00:29:17.839
this? Who's this for? But
man, there's people that are really into

444
00:29:17.880 --> 00:29:21.440
this that I I just there's I
want to know. I want to know

445
00:29:21.640 --> 00:29:25.599
more Russian. A bunch of clowns
at airport, you know, yeah,

446
00:29:25.759 --> 00:29:27.240
like I want to I want to
do that to them. I want to

447
00:29:27.319 --> 00:29:32.759
walk in and they're all, I
got a convention having fun and I'm there

448
00:29:32.799 --> 00:29:37.599
to make I'm there to do business. I'm going to do the Lord's work,

449
00:29:37.640 --> 00:29:45.559
you know. Yeah, no bozos. Then you just then speak can't

450
00:29:45.559 --> 00:29:51.279
speak the language, bro, that
is that? That mod would be amazing

451
00:29:51.920 --> 00:30:00.559
if somebody just the Russians as clowns
just wed the police. I want to

452
00:30:00.559 --> 00:30:03.480
see if I could commission somebody to
do that, if I see if the

453
00:30:03.519 --> 00:30:07.039
code isn't too difficult to work with, and see if they if you please

454
00:30:07.119 --> 00:30:12.039
mod everyone in the airport's clouds and
then you send it to every clown.

455
00:30:12.119 --> 00:30:18.960
You know, hey this you man
this you but yeah, rightah, russ

456
00:30:18.240 --> 00:30:25.039
is gone. Drake Bell got got
touched on. Oh yeah, that's a

457
00:30:25.039 --> 00:30:26.480
story. I know. I know
Derek wanted to get to it. I

458
00:30:26.519 --> 00:30:30.160
actually I'm not super fici and I
know the vague details of this. Yeah

459
00:30:30.160 --> 00:30:33.759
I didn't. I just saw Drake
trending a little bit. And then they're

460
00:30:33.759 --> 00:30:38.440
showing a little clip I think because
that documentary surrounding Yeah, the Nickelodeon Quiet

461
00:30:38.440 --> 00:30:41.559
on Set, right is what it's
called, Yeah, quite on set.

462
00:30:41.640 --> 00:30:45.759
Yeah, it's coming out pretty soon, so they're just showing that. It

463
00:30:45.839 --> 00:30:49.599
was like breaking news. Drake Bell
said he was sexually abused at fifteen at

464
00:30:49.680 --> 00:30:56.039
Nickelodeon's Dialogue by Nickelodeon's Dialogue coach Brian
Peck that's weird. I wonder if he's

465
00:30:56.160 --> 00:31:00.279
related to Josh Peck, you imagine. Yeah, God damn, that's a

466
00:31:00.319 --> 00:31:06.240
lore. That's a lore right there. No wonder he ran to Mexico because

467
00:31:06.240 --> 00:31:10.079
it is interesting that he kind of
like after I think he did that Superhero

468
00:31:10.119 --> 00:31:12.880
movie or my friend was was did
a little extra work in that yeah,

469
00:31:12.920 --> 00:31:18.559
with Leslie Nielsen. Yeah, and
then I think that was the last prominent

470
00:31:18.599 --> 00:31:22.960
thing he did as far as I
know. His music career wasn't too good,

471
00:31:23.039 --> 00:31:26.759
but the you know, Latin community
kind of liked some of his ship,

472
00:31:26.880 --> 00:31:29.319
so he just went to Mexico.
But I at least that's what he

473
00:31:29.400 --> 00:31:32.640
said. Now, it might have
been because maybe the weird shit that he

474
00:31:32.759 --> 00:31:34.720
was doing and blah blah blah,
and he thought he should flee the country,

475
00:31:36.359 --> 00:31:40.160
because nigga's a lot of time flee
countries for those reasons. Like always.

476
00:31:40.480 --> 00:31:44.400
I remember, I used to keep
up with the Jesse Ventura. He's

477
00:31:44.440 --> 00:31:48.039
a he's a pro wrestler. And
then he became became the governor of Minnesota,

478
00:31:48.240 --> 00:31:51.799
and then he had a show called
Conspiracy Theory with Jesse vent Tour and

479
00:31:51.799 --> 00:31:53.640
I was like, this guy is
insane. I love him. And then

480
00:31:53.720 --> 00:31:56.559
uh, then he moved to Mexico. I was like, oh, what

481
00:31:56.599 --> 00:31:59.319
do he do? I was like, what did he do? So I

482
00:31:59.400 --> 00:32:02.039
just don't want to be a part
of the government anymore. They're just taking

483
00:32:02.079 --> 00:32:06.680
my tax dollars and bombing brown people. And I'm like, what's true?

484
00:32:07.039 --> 00:32:10.279
But you also that that. I
was like respect, but I also just

485
00:32:10.359 --> 00:32:14.160
how insane is I'm like, hoodie
rape? I was just thinking like,

486
00:32:14.200 --> 00:32:19.119
who, what did he? What
did he do? What did he do?

487
00:32:19.240 --> 00:32:22.039
Man? I don't know if he
ever came back or not. I

488
00:32:22.519 --> 00:32:24.880
fell off after a while, but
he was so fascinated to me because he

489
00:32:24.960 --> 00:32:28.839
was Jesse to the body of mentural
like. I loved him. I loved

490
00:32:28.880 --> 00:32:31.119
him In Predator, Fuckingreder I fucking
love Predator. I think that's one of

491
00:32:31.119 --> 00:32:35.279
the best fucking I do. Some
people say it's a horror film, and

492
00:32:35.319 --> 00:32:37.680
I'm like, I don't know what
would you can classify that as Predator's action

493
00:32:37.799 --> 00:32:40.759
movie? But it has some action
horror. I guess you would call it

494
00:32:42.119 --> 00:32:45.200
survival and if that exists, really
yeah, yeah, it's like it's vague,

495
00:32:45.279 --> 00:32:50.000
It's it's more action. It's like
a more accident action oriented survival horror.

496
00:32:50.119 --> 00:32:52.000
It's kind of like recidival. For
I would put it in if,

497
00:32:52.359 --> 00:32:55.839
like in the terms of like if
this is a horror game, which I

498
00:32:57.240 --> 00:33:05.079
just wouldn't consider it necessarily, you
know, because you're two capable of killing

499
00:33:05.079 --> 00:33:08.680
your enemies. That's the thing.
You're just like think because are four and

500
00:33:08.920 --> 00:33:14.279
RI two are the same game.
It's just that in one of them you

501
00:33:14.319 --> 00:33:17.119
can beat the breaks out of your
opponents, and then the other one you

502
00:33:17.200 --> 00:33:25.680
just can't. It is funny how
like how slow zombies are in two and

503
00:33:25.759 --> 00:33:30.559
like there's still you get like and
then all of a sudden there's hordes of

504
00:33:30.599 --> 00:33:34.279
these assholes throwing ship at you.
There's way and you're getting you on the

505
00:33:34.359 --> 00:33:38.839
fire so hard you you can go
toe to toe with the chainsaw man like

506
00:33:38.880 --> 00:33:43.440
that. Shit's crazy that you can
even Yeah, it's you parry with the

507
00:33:43.519 --> 00:33:50.359
knife. Is the craziest ships trailer
we saw together. Well I saw that.

508
00:33:50.440 --> 00:33:53.720
I was like, this is madness, but it's a it's a different

509
00:33:53.759 --> 00:33:59.319
it's different between between because I think
I think prison e belfour is it like

510
00:33:59.400 --> 00:34:02.640
has tensions, but like it's not
scary, Like it's an attention game more

511
00:34:02.680 --> 00:34:06.920
than more than it is you're absolutely
right about that. Yeah, yeah,

512
00:34:06.960 --> 00:34:09.440
man, I don't know, Like
I don't I'm really excited for this documentary,

513
00:34:09.599 --> 00:34:13.440
not like because I'm gonna be like
watching it with a smile or anything,

514
00:34:13.760 --> 00:34:16.480
but like but like you know what
I mean, like it's just gonna

515
00:34:16.480 --> 00:34:19.199
be like because I feel like,
I don't know, man, we got

516
00:34:19.280 --> 00:34:22.119
kind of screwed with like the whole
Epstein thing, Like we never really got

517
00:34:22.119 --> 00:34:24.519
anything out of that, and so
like I'm kind of hoping that there's something

518
00:34:24.559 --> 00:34:30.679
here that like because they tease that
there's like a probably like a big interview.

519
00:34:30.760 --> 00:34:34.280
There's definitely that oh sorry, well
in that in the movie, like

520
00:34:34.280 --> 00:34:37.719
apparently like maybe I think people are
gonna come forward off so or at least

521
00:34:37.760 --> 00:34:39.320
that's the vibe that I got from
some of the trailer. It could be

522
00:34:39.320 --> 00:34:44.000
mis misleading marketing or whatever, but
like I'm checking it out for sure.

523
00:34:44.079 --> 00:34:45.920
I definitely will check it out.
I'm sure they're gonna mention that one guy

524
00:34:46.079 --> 00:34:51.440
that was convicted as a pedophile,
Oh yeah, they must. Yeah.

525
00:34:51.719 --> 00:34:53.599
I don't remember if he worked for
Disney or Nickelodeon first, but it was

526
00:34:53.599 --> 00:34:57.840
one of those things where he either
got fired from one place and work but

527
00:34:57.880 --> 00:35:00.199
he just went from kid company to
kid company even though he was a fucking

528
00:35:00.239 --> 00:35:05.840
convicted better bottom, like this is
this is that is outrageous, Like how

529
00:35:05.840 --> 00:35:08.639
do you you have one job as
like just a hiring person, like,

530
00:35:08.719 --> 00:35:15.400
oh, you know you can't work
here obviously. He applies to McDonald's to

531
00:35:15.400 --> 00:35:20.000
be the sheriff of the the play
place, the sheriff, the sheriff of

532
00:35:20.039 --> 00:35:23.960
the pipe, the sheriff. He
walks around, stomping around like this is

533
00:35:24.039 --> 00:35:30.119
my this is my toy tour.
Right hey, little girl, he got

534
00:35:30.159 --> 00:35:34.719
on too much clothes to be in
that ball. Stop stop that right now.

535
00:35:34.920 --> 00:35:40.559
Stop. The mom's gotta put a
character that well, he's gotta he's

536
00:35:40.559 --> 00:35:45.519
got a fucking six You got a
six shooter, the fucking badge. I

537
00:35:45.559 --> 00:35:47.960
wish I had a six shooter.
I think about them a lot. Man.

538
00:35:49.880 --> 00:35:55.519
I never thought that i'd meet Peter
fund a way. He found his

539
00:35:55.559 --> 00:36:02.480
way and me he Kingson, Kingson
Drake Bell. Drake Bell comes up to

540
00:36:02.519 --> 00:36:07.000
you and he can he tells you
this happened to him. He goes Kingston,

541
00:36:07.159 --> 00:36:17.199
it's me, Drake Bell. I
always allergy season, bro, allergy

542
00:36:17.239 --> 00:36:22.519
season. I fucking annihilated. Yeah, see that's why I just stay inside

543
00:36:22.559 --> 00:36:27.159
forever. That's good. But uh
yeah, he comes up to you.

544
00:36:27.519 --> 00:36:30.039
He says like, hey, Kingston, this is the this is crazy.

545
00:36:30.079 --> 00:36:32.440
This happened to me. I'm Drake
Bell. And he pushed his hair to

546
00:36:32.440 --> 00:36:35.480
the side like that. You know, it's crazy. I met him before

547
00:36:36.239 --> 00:36:37.440
you met Drake Bell. When I
worked at box once for two weeks,

548
00:36:37.480 --> 00:36:39.639
I met Drake Bell twice. Oh
yeah, that's right. I think you

549
00:36:39.679 --> 00:36:44.800
told me that, like when that
happened twice? All right, well he

550
00:36:44.840 --> 00:36:46.320
lived, Yeah, go back to
tell you about it. Yeah, yeah,

551
00:36:46.400 --> 00:36:51.119
go back to the fucking scene.
He didn't tell me anything. I

552
00:36:51.159 --> 00:36:52.800
don't want I didn't want to.
I wasn't like, hey, are you

553
00:36:52.880 --> 00:36:53.800
a Betaphi And he was like yeah, actually, in fact I am.

554
00:36:54.039 --> 00:37:00.360
He didn't. That didn't happen.
It's a shame. Yeah, that's about

555
00:37:00.400 --> 00:37:04.440
the conversation that i'd expect. Yeah, fuck, I do you want a

556
00:37:04.480 --> 00:37:07.079
shirt? I was like, do
you want a shirt? And I bagged

557
00:37:07.119 --> 00:37:12.119
that for you or something like that. Kingson is not Kingson is not the

558
00:37:12.119 --> 00:37:15.000
first thing to talk to you about
any of that. Go to like you

559
00:37:15.119 --> 00:37:19.480
talked to literally anybody you could probably
talk to Adolf Hitler and and probably get

560
00:37:19.480 --> 00:37:22.559
like a more yeah, at least
a more measured, a more measured response.

561
00:37:22.880 --> 00:37:25.679
He'd be like. He'd be like, I'm like, get away from

562
00:37:25.679 --> 00:37:28.400
me. That's it. But just
get away from me. I'm gonna call

563
00:37:28.440 --> 00:37:30.760
a copt on you. That's not
even a bit, that's not even that's

564
00:37:30.880 --> 00:37:35.960
that's I'm gonna bring something up.
It's personal, but I think it's funny.

565
00:37:35.960 --> 00:37:38.840
I'll keep some details out because it's
not it's not super necessary. I

566
00:37:39.280 --> 00:37:45.719
laughed when I saw it. But
yesterday I was like I reached out to

567
00:37:45.760 --> 00:37:46.880
Gigs did. I was like,
hey, can I run something by you?

568
00:37:47.199 --> 00:37:50.320
Just weighing out something? And then
he was like, what's up?

569
00:37:50.360 --> 00:37:52.119
And I was like, I never
mind, actually because I came to my

570
00:37:52.159 --> 00:37:53.760
sense and it was like, it's
stupid to come to him for this,

571
00:37:54.119 --> 00:37:57.360
and he was like, not tell
me, man, it's always good to

572
00:37:57.400 --> 00:38:00.639
have insight from someone else. And
I tell him, like, I write

573
00:38:00.639 --> 00:38:04.559
like a little a little message about
like like an emotional thing that I'm going

574
00:38:04.559 --> 00:38:07.920
through, and he goes, that's
a tough one, for sure. I

575
00:38:07.920 --> 00:38:13.960
didn't know what to say exactly.
I know it was I'm not like mad

576
00:38:13.960 --> 00:38:15.280
at it. I just thought it
was so funny because I was just like,

577
00:38:15.519 --> 00:38:22.039
yeah, sure, I'm better.
I'm better in person, and I

578
00:38:22.119 --> 00:38:23.679
know, I know, to be
fair, that is true. I just

579
00:38:23.679 --> 00:38:28.639
thought it was so funny. I
genuinely wasn't even mad or if. I

580
00:38:28.800 --> 00:38:34.639
just like I looked at it just
visually. It's so funny, Like that's

581
00:38:34.679 --> 00:38:37.760
a tough one, for sure,
dude. I'm not kidding, dude.

582
00:38:37.760 --> 00:38:40.079
There's this one time my friend I
told the story in the podcast one time,

583
00:38:40.400 --> 00:38:45.119
but I don't know if you guys
remember my homie thoughts someone broke into

584
00:38:45.199 --> 00:38:47.360
my best friend. He's my closest
friend to this day. I am his

585
00:38:47.599 --> 00:38:52.639
daughter's godfather. He was just like, yo, dude, I think someone's

586
00:38:52.639 --> 00:38:55.119
in my basement. Man, I
don't know what to do. I'm freaking

587
00:38:55.159 --> 00:38:57.639
out, bro, can you pulled
through? I was like, yo,

588
00:38:57.800 --> 00:39:02.280
man, best of a lot.
It's like best of luck? Can you

589
00:39:04.400 --> 00:39:08.320
best of luck? Because this is
how this is my mentality is my mentality.

590
00:39:08.719 --> 00:39:14.280
I would never drag someone into a
situation like that. I wouldn't.

591
00:39:14.639 --> 00:39:17.000
It's I guess I'm dying. Like
if I'm in a haunted house and I

592
00:39:17.159 --> 00:39:21.320
go downstairs and there's like a demon
in a corner. I'm gonna be like,

593
00:39:21.400 --> 00:39:22.280
hey, guys, run away.
I'm gonna let it kill me.

594
00:39:22.679 --> 00:39:28.800
You guys, leave. You don't
deserve to be roped into this with me.

595
00:39:29.079 --> 00:39:30.039
Like, if I was going through
some wild shit, I would never

596
00:39:30.079 --> 00:39:32.920
call for help. I would let
myself go through it. And that's it.

597
00:39:34.320 --> 00:39:37.360
So the fact that he called me, I felt a little offended that

598
00:39:37.440 --> 00:39:40.000
he's willing to get me killed too, Like, wha, bro, I

599
00:39:40.000 --> 00:39:44.400
thought you were cool. That's pretty
wild. I thought you were cool.

600
00:39:44.400 --> 00:39:46.400
Why would you do that? Yeah, that perspective is funny. Yeah,

601
00:39:46.440 --> 00:39:52.440
I get I guess people aren't normally
in a situation like that because there's certain

602
00:39:52.440 --> 00:39:55.920
people I wouldn't call for sure if
they were gonna be useless if I thought

603
00:39:55.960 --> 00:40:00.000
somebody was actually in my house or
something like that. First of all,

604
00:40:00.239 --> 00:40:02.599
I mean I reluctantly. I guess
I would have to call a cop.

605
00:40:02.639 --> 00:40:06.960
I don't even know if I call
it cops. That's scary, scary as

606
00:40:07.000 --> 00:40:07.920
fuck. Yeah, that's the thing, Like, that's scary as fuck.

607
00:40:07.960 --> 00:40:12.760
But uh, none of my homies
are strapped anymore. I think only one

608
00:40:12.880 --> 00:40:15.760
maybe, So that's the thing,
Like there would be like to me It's

609
00:40:15.800 --> 00:40:19.079
like, what is even the fucking
point? Like if that person strapped,

610
00:40:19.239 --> 00:40:21.559
I definitely don't you know what I'm
saying, and use a lot of people

611
00:40:21.559 --> 00:40:24.639
that are breaking in have a weapon, so in that situation would be well,

612
00:40:24.840 --> 00:40:29.760
I guess I gotta try to handle
this myself, and you know it's

613
00:40:29.800 --> 00:40:31.000
it's out. I would yeah,
So I kind of get it. I

614
00:40:31.039 --> 00:40:34.559
kind of get it. I wouldn't
want to bring somebody or to get killed

615
00:40:34.559 --> 00:40:36.719
two in that scenario, so I
kind of get that that's not fair to

616
00:40:36.760 --> 00:40:38.760
them. What I would try to
do is I tried to sneak around and

617
00:40:38.840 --> 00:40:43.679
hit him the head with a frying
pan because you're not thinking because the shows

618
00:40:43.800 --> 00:40:45.280
I'm very dark skinned. I'm very
dark skinned, so I might be able

619
00:40:45.280 --> 00:40:51.159
to You're not because you you're like
you would you moving through air would make

620
00:40:51.239 --> 00:40:55.360
sound. It's like a like a
buzzing sound on me. You're you're,

621
00:40:55.400 --> 00:40:59.519
you're you're too big to sneak like
you're, you're, you're two. It's

622
00:40:59.559 --> 00:41:04.000
it's impots. I'm not good at
it. You know, you fucking you

623
00:41:04.000 --> 00:41:07.360
can never sneak up your million years. You breathe your mouth, that would

624
00:41:07.360 --> 00:41:10.039
give that ship away, Like fucking
immediately, you just like it's true,

625
00:41:12.639 --> 00:41:14.920
and they'd be like, what the
is that fucking dragon and shoot you in

626
00:41:14.960 --> 00:41:21.280
the face. I would I would
be the black guy in the dark and

627
00:41:21.320 --> 00:41:29.800
you're like, is that a dragon? Imagin you unload? You unmold dragon,

628
00:41:30.159 --> 00:41:32.320
You unload like that guy, like
that guy who shot his own car

629
00:41:32.440 --> 00:41:37.400
because the acorn is scared that ship, like it's it's that that's is that

630
00:41:37.599 --> 00:41:40.559
unload? That's just legend. At
this point, I don't know, because

631
00:41:40.559 --> 00:41:44.440
this just should happens, right.
People don't understand a frying pan to the

632
00:41:44.480 --> 00:41:49.480
head is altering somebody. Yeah,
yeah, I haven't seen it firsthand.

633
00:41:49.840 --> 00:41:57.400
It's really not funny that funny than
you think it's way. You're like,

634
00:41:57.440 --> 00:42:00.760
there's gonna be funny, and you're
like, there's a non zero percent chance

635
00:42:01.239 --> 00:42:05.199
that if you hit somebody really hard
in the head with a frying pan and

636
00:42:05.280 --> 00:42:08.519
as they're trying to attack you,
they could straight up just look at you

637
00:42:08.559 --> 00:42:17.800
and remember you as their friend.
It was like that that possibility is not

638
00:42:19.039 --> 00:42:22.360
zero percent with a frying pan,
and they just turn into your friend.

639
00:42:22.480 --> 00:42:28.000
You freaking docile them. That's crazy. Don't they turn into your lover and

640
00:42:28.039 --> 00:42:30.880
then like he like embraces you and
like starts like kissing you and shit like

641
00:42:30.960 --> 00:42:35.280
uh you know, like how was
work? Like like hit again he tried

642
00:42:35.280 --> 00:42:37.039
to do it? Well, well, then that's an amazing weapon because then

643
00:42:37.960 --> 00:42:42.119
because what is a normal frying pan, You've just hit them in the head

644
00:42:42.199 --> 00:42:44.400
and then maybe they get a bump
and then they go home. You hit

645
00:42:44.440 --> 00:42:45.719
him in the head, Then they
try to sexually assault you, then you

646
00:42:45.760 --> 00:42:49.320
sue them, then they're a sexual
offender, and then they're in fucking prison

647
00:42:49.360 --> 00:42:53.000
for fucking ever you've just given them. That's that's a wild weapon. That's

648
00:42:53.039 --> 00:42:55.519
good. Just make sure you don't
do it to like Shack or somebody you

649
00:42:55.519 --> 00:43:00.920
know, because you wa you gotta
be careful't that careful? But Sweeny,

650
00:43:01.760 --> 00:43:07.440
I always know Sweeney's approaching like it's
it's impossible not to like I'm and I

651
00:43:07.440 --> 00:43:10.159
know this because I'm just I'm very
much the opposite. I'm I'm swift and

652
00:43:10.320 --> 00:43:15.400
very I think I've scared Sweeney,
not even trying to before, because I'm

653
00:43:15.400 --> 00:43:19.440
you definitely tried to scare me,
and You're just I've definitely been doing my

654
00:43:19.519 --> 00:43:23.280
laundry becaus just standing there, just
standing way too close to me in the

655
00:43:23.400 --> 00:43:27.239
dark, and I'm like, why
are you right next to me? Chris,

656
00:43:27.280 --> 00:43:29.800
Like what are you doing right next
to Like what is the point of

657
00:43:30.079 --> 00:43:32.119
being close to me? I also
don't like people being near me. I

658
00:43:32.119 --> 00:43:35.800
don't like people touching me. Those
are my things. I don't like people

659
00:43:35.840 --> 00:43:38.239
being near me at all, and
I hate people touching me, especially women.

660
00:43:38.559 --> 00:43:43.599
But that's another story for another day. Yeah. Yeah, I feel

661
00:43:43.639 --> 00:43:45.440
that I don't know, like I
part of me sometimes when I see when

662
00:43:45.480 --> 00:43:51.239
I when I realize that people aren't
aware that I'm around them, part of

663
00:43:51.280 --> 00:43:53.000
me is like and maybe it's because
they don't make splare cell games anymore,

664
00:43:53.000 --> 00:43:55.559
and I have to get my stealth
fixed when I can. Part of me

665
00:43:55.679 --> 00:44:00.480
is like, I'm gonna see how
close I can get without them noticing.

666
00:44:00.320 --> 00:44:06.000
And it's always successful, always tells
me I'm good at it. I think

667
00:44:06.000 --> 00:44:09.119
I have recon bones in me,
reconnaisance blood in me in some way.

668
00:44:09.119 --> 00:44:12.679
I think my dad, because my
dad was recon maybe that maybe it's maybe

669
00:44:12.679 --> 00:44:17.559
it it's hereditary. How many how
many uh uh he was in the Vietnam

670
00:44:17.599 --> 00:44:22.719
War? Right, yeah? How
many of vcs did he? You know?

671
00:44:22.199 --> 00:44:31.280
Sin to uh to a Buddha or
whatever. I don't think it was

672
00:44:31.400 --> 00:44:35.280
zero. You probably you've probably yeah, you've probably you've never have you ever

673
00:44:35.320 --> 00:44:42.760
asked him directly? No, I
I I some killed. He would tell

674
00:44:42.800 --> 00:44:46.920
me some stories about how like he
told I mean, I wouldn't. I

675
00:44:46.960 --> 00:44:52.920
would never say any of this on
on this show because I don't think it.

676
00:44:52.760 --> 00:44:58.920
I think it warrants a little bit
more respect for like what happened about

677
00:44:59.000 --> 00:45:02.079
the situation, not how many.
No, he never told me like how

678
00:45:02.079 --> 00:45:05.719
many or like he didn't. He
wasn't like, oh I got this many,

679
00:45:05.840 --> 00:45:08.400
Like it was. It was situation
conversation like that someone went missing.

680
00:45:08.480 --> 00:45:10.920
Probably, but like he would never
tell me like oh yeah, like I

681
00:45:12.000 --> 00:45:15.239
killed, like I killed like thirteen
children and like eight adults. I'm like,

682
00:45:15.360 --> 00:45:20.440
dang, granddad, that's sick.
I mean, that's unfortunate. As

683
00:45:20.480 --> 00:45:22.480
I understand it, as I understand
it, he was, he was,

684
00:45:22.920 --> 00:45:28.320
he was recon and maybe I was. I've been curious about like maybe asking

685
00:45:28.360 --> 00:45:31.960
him to do like maybe a video. Yeah, I kinda, I kind

686
00:45:31.960 --> 00:45:37.559
of just just just because I'm curious
about I don't know, when you get

687
00:45:37.599 --> 00:45:44.599
older, you kind of think about
like what stories your your family has that

688
00:45:44.679 --> 00:45:47.400
you might not be able to ask
for you, you know what I mean,

689
00:45:47.440 --> 00:45:51.440
Like I don't want to be like
forty or whatever and then or like

690
00:45:51.440 --> 00:45:52.480
fifty and be like, oh fuck, I never asked my dad any of

691
00:45:52.519 --> 00:45:59.039
this. So I've I've thought about
it about like maybe like getting it down

692
00:45:59.119 --> 00:46:02.159
just so it exists, do it, do it and then like maybe it'll

693
00:46:02.239 --> 00:46:09.199
awaken like some crazy thing in him
and he thinks he's like backing nom and

694
00:46:09.239 --> 00:46:15.199
he starts he's even in two thousand, even in like two thousand, I

695
00:46:15.199 --> 00:46:19.079
remember, like I remember vividly,
like nineteen ninety nine or two thousand,

696
00:46:19.079 --> 00:46:22.400
like one of those years like we
would have to like on Fourth of July,

697
00:46:22.480 --> 00:46:25.079
we'd have to worry about the fireworks. Not because he would snap,

698
00:46:25.119 --> 00:46:29.719
but it would just like he would
just be like it's just like annoying,

699
00:46:30.400 --> 00:46:32.000
Like he would be like visibly annoyed, but he wouldn't like freak the funk

700
00:46:32.000 --> 00:46:36.280
out. And that was like twenty
I can't even imagine that. Uh,

701
00:46:36.800 --> 00:46:39.840
it fades him at all now.
But tell you what, just crazy,

702
00:46:39.880 --> 00:46:45.840
I'm gonna cosplay his Vietcong come visit
your guys's house. I'm gonna go visit

703
00:46:45.840 --> 00:46:46.800
your parents house. I want to
see how he reacts. I want to

704
00:46:46.800 --> 00:46:51.320
see what his first reaction is.
I want to see if he'll I want

705
00:46:51.320 --> 00:46:52.960
to see if he like it was
a knife in my head, or if

706
00:46:52.960 --> 00:46:54.800
he just like, like, what
the fuck are you doing? It's like

707
00:46:54.800 --> 00:46:58.039
a fifty fifty, you know,
he might be like what the fuck are

708
00:46:58.039 --> 00:47:00.760
you know? He'd be like,
I think if you like what the doing?

709
00:47:00.239 --> 00:47:02.800
I don't. I don't think he's
gonna attack. Are you sure?

710
00:47:04.159 --> 00:47:09.039
Small Vietnamese? Yes, I'm sure? Were they seem scary? He brings

711
00:47:09.119 --> 00:47:13.360
up the biggest gun. You've never
even seen a gun this big before,

712
00:47:13.599 --> 00:47:16.280
Like it should be traps in Vietnam
though, Man, it's like the traps

713
00:47:16.280 --> 00:47:22.360
that they built and the nails they
nail one. It was all the floor

714
00:47:22.400 --> 00:47:25.559
one that you stepped in and then
they trapped your ankle and you fall into

715
00:47:25.599 --> 00:47:29.719
the nail. That ship is crazy, dude, numb on foot off to

716
00:47:29.719 --> 00:47:32.239
get off one of those things,
man, Like, no, you gotta

717
00:47:32.280 --> 00:47:35.159
just take it, man, you
just gotta take the pain. Like that

718
00:47:35.280 --> 00:47:38.599
fucking dune thing. You're like that
bullshit, it's not real. Box,

719
00:47:39.039 --> 00:47:51.480
it's not real. You start wrigling. Pussy's hurting my hands jesuit pussy.

720
00:47:51.519 --> 00:47:54.159
Dude, that pussy is probably crazy. What do you think if you like

721
00:47:54.199 --> 00:47:59.719
put your dick in a Ben jesuit? They could probably kill you about you.

722
00:48:00.840 --> 00:48:01.960
They have ability, they have the
I would never do it. So

723
00:48:02.039 --> 00:48:07.519
like later on the series, there's
a people called the Honored Matres. Oh

724
00:48:07.559 --> 00:48:10.400
my god, all are bad nerds. Whatever, man, go on,

725
00:48:10.599 --> 00:48:15.079
go on, I don't need a
backstory, nigga, just fucking just quick,

726
00:48:15.199 --> 00:48:24.599
quick, little kid, century you
just made. I don't care,

727
00:48:25.079 --> 00:48:29.320
I don't come about, I don't
care. Let's go. Let's go forward.

728
00:48:29.679 --> 00:48:37.000
This Nigga's like back when the there's
a group of people called them.

729
00:48:37.639 --> 00:48:43.639
They're a sub sect of the Benny
Jest and they use control people. I

730
00:48:43.880 --> 00:48:45.400
feel I feel, hey, I
did a lot of I did a lot

731
00:48:45.440 --> 00:48:47.920
of research. I didn't read the
books as I was too lazy, but

732
00:48:49.039 --> 00:48:52.159
I watched probably like three hours of
Lore at least, so I feel like

733
00:48:52.920 --> 00:48:57.880
Dune is way more interesting to me. Now. I just watch Dune too

734
00:48:57.920 --> 00:49:00.639
without seeing the first one, and
then just like maybe just it'll be bad,

735
00:49:00.760 --> 00:49:02.039
it'll probably be a good It'll probably
be a good movie, but you'll

736
00:49:02.079 --> 00:49:05.719
understand why they got there. I'd
be like I don't know why it got

737
00:49:05.719 --> 00:49:07.719
here. I could just say I
could just go back, you know whatever.

738
00:49:07.039 --> 00:49:10.039
I think I did love those books. I did that with Halo in

739
00:49:10.039 --> 00:49:13.480
some way, Like Halo two was
the first one that I really paid attention

740
00:49:13.519 --> 00:49:15.800
to, and I was like,
well, see that's covid. I dived

741
00:49:15.840 --> 00:49:21.599
into that series. Dune has so
much one like Lord seventeen. There's so

742
00:49:21.719 --> 00:49:27.800
much Lord that when I watched the
the the what is it? What did

743
00:49:27.840 --> 00:49:30.480
it come out in two thousand or
whatever? That fucking movie? Uh?

744
00:49:30.760 --> 00:49:35.320
Sorry, twenty twenty? Was it
the first one? Twenty one doesn't matter?

745
00:49:35.360 --> 00:49:39.920
Yeah, I was like, yeah, this is cool, but I

746
00:49:39.960 --> 00:49:44.880
didn't There's way too much Lord too. I just feel like, just doing

747
00:49:44.920 --> 00:49:47.679
movies like this, it just can't
How the fuck did you anyone? I

748
00:49:47.719 --> 00:49:52.880
just don't know how you could somebody
who's like a hardcore like Dune fan that

749
00:49:52.920 --> 00:49:55.800
knows all the Lord that read like
the encyclopedia or in the books and shit

750
00:49:55.920 --> 00:50:00.599
like that, anything like that could
really appreciate because it leaves out so much

751
00:50:00.599 --> 00:50:04.159
shit like that. That to me
is the problem where I'm like, I'm

752
00:50:04.159 --> 00:50:07.199
not even a hardcore Dune fan.
And when I started so, I guess

753
00:50:07.239 --> 00:50:09.519
it has to be that because they
get what you get. But I don't

754
00:50:09.559 --> 00:50:12.960
know, man, I just feel
because that's what they would do to like

755
00:50:13.199 --> 00:50:15.960
a mass effect or anything, that
if they tried it would just leave out

756
00:50:16.000 --> 00:50:20.840
so much shit. They're like,
this is this can't be enjoyable because they

757
00:50:20.880 --> 00:50:24.880
there's yeah whatever, though I think
it's still very good, but I understand

758
00:50:24.920 --> 00:50:30.000
I'm not gonna get the series that
was the book I read, Like in

759
00:50:30.039 --> 00:50:36.280
the Dune book, there's an encyclopedia
in the back of like two hundred words

760
00:50:36.320 --> 00:50:38.679
you have to learn before you're done
with Basa. You just won't understand what

761
00:50:38.679 --> 00:50:42.639
they're talking about. Yeah, you
don't understand the words they're using, you

762
00:50:42.679 --> 00:50:45.360
know, And like, I think
that's very good because it leads to more

763
00:50:45.400 --> 00:50:47.840
insightful reading. Clearly the person that's
writing the story about it is trying to

764
00:50:47.840 --> 00:50:51.079
teach you a lot of shit about
all these the world they were and anyway

765
00:50:51.199 --> 00:50:53.920
filled it out. But it's like, you know, like like the ending

766
00:50:53.960 --> 00:50:58.519
of doing the first one is supposed
to be a it's not a good ending

767
00:50:58.559 --> 00:51:01.800
for the universe. It's a good
ending for the story of Paul. You're

768
00:51:01.800 --> 00:51:07.639
like, oh, yay, sort
of triumphant, but what happens afterwards is

769
00:51:07.719 --> 00:51:08.920
super not good. And I wonder
if they're gonna go with it or not.

770
00:51:09.840 --> 00:51:15.320
Yeah, all right, their pussy, the world's pussy. Everybody's pussy

771
00:51:15.360 --> 00:51:19.079
but me. But still see what
happens. Yeah, we got some questions,

772
00:51:19.079 --> 00:51:22.519
We got some questions. Christ all
right, what do we? What

773
00:51:22.519 --> 00:51:29.079
do we? Chris Redoing, I
think you'd like it, man, Maybe

774
00:51:29.159 --> 00:51:34.679
I don't know. James James cool
instead of du I would have read it

775
00:51:34.679 --> 00:51:43.719
already, James cool cool one.
It's spelled the same way. It's just

776
00:51:44.199 --> 00:51:46.480
like the racial slur, and the
word never comes up in the book though

777
00:51:46.599 --> 00:51:50.800
every spelled. It's spelled the way
dude is spelled. But because it would

778
00:51:50.800 --> 00:51:53.280
it would work still with like the
the whole like you semi circle kind of

779
00:51:53.280 --> 00:51:59.760
thing that they got going on with
the logos. Ah, it would actually

780
00:51:59.800 --> 00:52:04.639
worked perfectly. It's actually just the
reverse of the d basically in the character.

781
00:52:05.159 --> 00:52:07.079
But that's it, all right,
all right, let's get let's go.

782
00:52:07.360 --> 00:52:15.000
James Somerton plagiarized. James Somerton plagiarized, too, Mad wrote in nice

783
00:52:14.559 --> 00:52:16.880
we don't know yet. We don't
know yet, even at the time of

784
00:52:16.960 --> 00:52:22.199
recording we're recording this. We're recording
this on March sixth. Yeah, some

785
00:52:22.239 --> 00:52:24.199
people, I will say real quick
before you read it, some people were

786
00:52:24.239 --> 00:52:27.920
saying and and and I don't know
if this is evidence. They were saying

787
00:52:27.960 --> 00:52:31.039
that they were noticing some comments were
being deleted on like his channel or something

788
00:52:31.119 --> 00:52:35.199
like that. So here's the thing. I think there's a lot of people

789
00:52:35.679 --> 00:52:39.280
that think people spend their time deleting
comments, and they don't understand that there

790
00:52:39.440 --> 00:52:45.480
is a algorithm that will that is
true, put things in a thing that

791
00:52:45.559 --> 00:52:49.880
need for approval, it'll it'll remove
shit automatically. I think so many people,

792
00:52:49.920 --> 00:52:52.960
even creators, don't understand that,
oh, the removing comments like this

793
00:52:52.000 --> 00:52:55.840
happens all the time. You only
notice your negative videos though, because the

794
00:52:55.880 --> 00:53:00.840
negative videos you're scouring the comments,
you're trying to But on positive videos you

795
00:53:00.920 --> 00:53:02.400
never go back to the comments.
You just leave a comment, you'll fuck

796
00:53:02.440 --> 00:53:06.559
off, So you never noticed on
the positive ones. One thing I will

797
00:53:06.599 --> 00:53:09.480
say, and it would be remiss
of me not to mention this, and

798
00:53:09.480 --> 00:53:14.159
and we'll get to your question after
this, but this is relevant in some

799
00:53:14.239 --> 00:53:19.760
way. H bomber guy making that
video, which then in turn led to

800
00:53:19.800 --> 00:53:23.000
a lot of harassment to James Summerton, which in turn potentially led to this

801
00:53:23.119 --> 00:53:30.320
potentially happening. I see a lot
of people saying, you know, oh,

802
00:53:30.360 --> 00:53:32.039
well, he's not responsible for his
audience. He even told the people

803
00:53:32.119 --> 00:53:39.800
not to harass him in the video, and I agree. However, I

804
00:53:40.000 --> 00:53:51.360
cannot not mention the fact that I
remember telling people at criticizing people in videos

805
00:53:51.760 --> 00:53:55.400
and telling people don't harass these people, and being told that that was not

806
00:53:55.599 --> 00:54:01.159
enough, that I was responsible for
my audience regardless, and just telling them

807
00:54:01.159 --> 00:54:05.559
not to harass doesn't work because you
know they're going to do it anyway,

808
00:54:05.599 --> 00:54:07.840
because you're making fun of them in
a video. Uh. And so I

809
00:54:07.840 --> 00:54:12.199
don't know if I don't know if
H Bomber Guy had that opinion, but

810
00:54:12.280 --> 00:54:16.199
I have seen people talk about this
that absolutely did. And so I to

811
00:54:16.199 --> 00:54:22.679
those people, I got to be
like, listen, fuck you straight off.

812
00:54:22.960 --> 00:54:25.280
That is so fucking annoying to be
like, oh, well, it

813
00:54:25.280 --> 00:54:30.599
doesn't matter when H bomber Guy makes
a video that gets a guy to kill

814
00:54:30.679 --> 00:54:34.960
himself, But if somebody gets a
couple of mean comments on a video that

815
00:54:35.039 --> 00:54:37.639
I made fun of, I'm like
totally responsible and totally the blame. Even

816
00:54:37.639 --> 00:54:39.760
though I told them not to go
and do that, and even even though

817
00:54:39.760 --> 00:54:44.199
I told them not to harass people, what do you mean the difference is,

818
00:54:45.239 --> 00:54:49.079
yeah, I wonder I would like
the difference is yeah, he's he's

819
00:54:49.119 --> 00:54:52.599
a white guy and I'm Hispanic.
That's what the difference is there. You

820
00:54:52.639 --> 00:54:57.559
go there, there is, there
is, there is, there's I mean,

821
00:54:57.559 --> 00:55:00.119
there's there's some definitely some variables where
it's like this is this, this

822
00:55:00.199 --> 00:55:05.599
is some horseshit of what your You
gotta be consistent, but they never are.

823
00:55:06.000 --> 00:55:07.840
It's always like, hey, for
certain things that people I mean,

824
00:55:08.159 --> 00:55:15.639
mother, I mentioned in the last
episode that Zoe Quinn caused uh yeah,

825
00:55:16.119 --> 00:55:22.000
yeah, her ex boyfriend did to
off himself, and seeing people run defense

826
00:55:22.000 --> 00:55:27.079
for her in that scenario and knowing, even knowing the story, it's just

827
00:55:27.159 --> 00:55:30.519
like, now, imagine if something
like that, even if you were in

828
00:55:30.599 --> 00:55:34.400
the right to what you like.
Let's just say, Chris, you did

829
00:55:34.440 --> 00:55:37.000
something, your ex did something horrible
to you, you made a video about

830
00:55:37.039 --> 00:55:40.159
it, she offed herself or whatever, and you were in the right because

831
00:55:40.159 --> 00:55:44.320
it was provable she did. They
would still destroy you for it, They

832
00:55:44.360 --> 00:55:47.480
would destroy you relentlessly, but ran
defense for her. No the difference.

833
00:55:47.559 --> 00:55:51.360
You're not in their cancer. Yeah, you're not in the know. It's

834
00:55:51.400 --> 00:55:54.480
fucking It's so fucking stupid, dude. I hate it. It is really

835
00:55:54.480 --> 00:55:58.519
annoying, and I do want to
mention that just to clarify I don't think.

836
00:55:58.639 --> 00:56:00.559
I don't I do. You think
people are responsible for the for their

837
00:56:00.559 --> 00:56:04.360
audiences to some extent, But at
the same time, you know, the

838
00:56:04.400 --> 00:56:06.079
important thing is you make the effort
to be like, hey, listen,

839
00:56:06.119 --> 00:56:08.000
don't do this, and if people
don't choose to follow that, that's up

840
00:56:08.000 --> 00:56:09.719
to them. Really, I can't, I can't. I can only you

841
00:56:09.760 --> 00:56:12.760
can only do so much. And
what are you gonna do? You're not

842
00:56:12.800 --> 00:56:15.119
You're not gonna criticize James Somerton for
proly plagiarizing much of people just in case,

843
00:56:15.480 --> 00:56:19.079
just just because some people might not
heed the warning of don't harass this

844
00:56:19.079 --> 00:56:22.559
person and go harass him, like
I does that not extend to Like why

845
00:56:22.559 --> 00:56:24.719
does that not extend to everybody?
Like does that extend to Trump? Like

846
00:56:24.760 --> 00:56:29.480
you can't you ge't criticize Trump because
people might harass him and he might be

847
00:56:29.559 --> 00:56:30.559
like, oh I'm sad and kill
upset, Like I don't know, Like

848
00:56:30.599 --> 00:56:34.679
I it's it's it's a very dumb
standard, and for me, I think

849
00:56:35.280 --> 00:56:37.679
I think it applies evenly. I
think I don't think it's I don't I

850
00:56:37.719 --> 00:56:39.159
actually, I don't think it's h
Momber Guy's fault. I don't think he's

851
00:56:39.159 --> 00:56:43.400
responsible for it. No, particularly
because I don't think I was. When

852
00:56:43.400 --> 00:56:47.239
people got what James Summerson did is
objectively immoral. I think that's one of

853
00:56:47.239 --> 00:56:52.199
the things why I think there will
be people that won't even try to debate.

854
00:56:52.400 --> 00:56:53.159
Well, there's some people that are
like h bomb or Guy. I

855
00:56:53.199 --> 00:56:55.480
see they were trying to pin the
blame on him. I've seen that for

856
00:56:55.519 --> 00:57:00.960
sure. Yeah, just ideological fucking
battles and shit, but yeah, for

857
00:57:00.079 --> 00:57:05.480
sure, because people that do fucked
up stuff and if they kind of happened

858
00:57:05.519 --> 00:57:07.320
off themselves. A lot of times
people are like, well, if he

859
00:57:07.400 --> 00:57:09.760
wasn't doing that fucked up shit in
the first place, you neverould have gotten

860
00:57:09.760 --> 00:57:13.760
that situation, which is true.
That is a true thing when people are

861
00:57:13.800 --> 00:57:17.199
doing really fucked up things. You
know, he didn't have to do it.

862
00:57:17.480 --> 00:57:21.639
You could have just wrote some ship
like a regular person and not still

863
00:57:21.679 --> 00:57:24.119
everybody's work, and this never would
have happened. Bro so sorry. I

864
00:57:24.119 --> 00:57:27.639
don't feel bad for that, even
if if he did, if if he

865
00:57:27.679 --> 00:57:31.559
did off himself. And I want
to say everybody, everybody can say off

866
00:57:31.599 --> 00:57:36.599
and you don't have to say unlive
like a fucking pussy. Offing somebody's self

867
00:57:36.599 --> 00:57:38.639
has been an acceptable term for the
longest time. People trying to skirt the

868
00:57:38.679 --> 00:57:42.880
YouTube system. You don't have to
say unlive. That's so fucking stupid.

869
00:57:42.920 --> 00:57:46.000
I hate it. I hate it
so fucking much. Yeah, people say

870
00:57:46.000 --> 00:57:51.280
that, I'm like, that's fine, but you could like off themselves.

871
00:57:51.320 --> 00:57:55.760
It's been an acceptable like term to
nerve it for fucking forever. And so

872
00:57:55.840 --> 00:57:59.719
it's like, are you stupid?
Yeah, you can't even are you too

873
00:57:59.719 --> 00:58:02.440
stupd even do anyway? Anyway,
Look, continue the situation is, the

874
00:58:02.440 --> 00:58:07.800
situation is unfolding. But yeah,
well well I'm sure we'll figure out sooner,

875
00:58:07.000 --> 00:58:12.199
sooner than later, he says.
How to get gaitards. He says,

876
00:58:12.239 --> 00:58:15.000
I know you guys enjoy outrageous shows
like Xavier Renegade Angel and the Eric

877
00:58:15.039 --> 00:58:19.960
Andre Show. I'm wondering, what
is the most outrageous thing you've ever seen

878
00:58:20.000 --> 00:58:24.519
on tv U nine to eleven.
For sure, Yeah, that was that

879
00:58:24.639 --> 00:58:29.360
was pretty that was pretty wild.
That was a pretty wild Did I see

880
00:58:29.360 --> 00:58:31.000
it on TV? I absolutely saw
it on TV. I remember, I

881
00:58:31.000 --> 00:58:35.280
remember, like, oh, I
remember, I remember I told the story

882
00:58:35.320 --> 00:58:37.920
on the podcast four. But I
remember being like, I remember thinking,

883
00:58:37.239 --> 00:58:42.639
thinking it was a movie. I
didn't see it on TV. I saw

884
00:58:42.960 --> 00:58:45.159
the plane. I saw that shut
it that I went up in the space

885
00:58:45.199 --> 00:58:46.960
and blow up in like twenty ten
or like nine. I saw that in

886
00:58:46.960 --> 00:58:52.360
the middle of tech class. It
was hilarious. I was laughed out loud

887
00:58:52.400 --> 00:58:55.400
and everybody looked at me, and
I was crying because I was so nervous

888
00:58:55.440 --> 00:58:59.920
at what happens. I've never seen
that in a person. It was like

889
00:59:00.119 --> 00:59:02.199
cool. I was like, wow, look at this, and I've been

890
00:59:02.280 --> 00:59:06.559
a giggle out, but I was
freaking out. That's when I first developed

891
00:59:07.239 --> 00:59:12.239
my defense mechanism. So it's so
tragic. I don't know if I'm having

892
00:59:12.360 --> 00:59:15.920
like a Mendela effect like where,
or if there's a different thing it's called

893
00:59:15.960 --> 00:59:22.280
where. Maybe hearing about it so
much that I think ice I actually saw

894
00:59:22.280 --> 00:59:25.800
it, or maybe I Basically,
there was like a high speed chase and

895
00:59:25.840 --> 00:59:30.719
then at the end of it,
some dude blew his head off in the

896
00:59:30.760 --> 00:59:34.800
car. And I feel like I
saw it. I feel like I saw

897
00:59:34.800 --> 00:59:37.880
it, but I'm kind of wondering
if I heard about it so much that

898
00:59:37.920 --> 00:59:40.679
I think I saw it. But
as of right now, I think I

899
00:59:40.719 --> 00:59:45.199
remember seeing it that they didn't cut
out fast enough before the you know,

900
00:59:45.280 --> 00:59:51.119
the blood spatter was just back,
you know, like so uh that was

901
00:59:51.199 --> 00:59:54.440
probably if if I indeed saw that, that would be easily like seeing somebody

902
00:59:54.800 --> 01:00:00.280
blow their head off on like a
television what will you split, dude,

903
01:00:00.760 --> 01:00:04.519
doodle, which is like, you
know, I'm sure because of things like

904
01:00:04.559 --> 01:00:07.159
that that they have like much more
of a delay now on television, you

905
01:00:07.199 --> 01:00:09.480
know, to like make sure that
they have enough time to cut out,

906
01:00:10.320 --> 01:00:15.920
because yeah, that's nuts that that
can even video of that. And that

907
01:00:15.039 --> 01:00:19.360
was the only video in my life
that I could not finish. That guy,

908
01:00:19.440 --> 01:00:22.159
that guy I was on the YouTube
on Facebook Live and he ended up

909
01:00:22.199 --> 01:00:25.440
offering himself. That is one of
the video, remember, but I didn't

910
01:00:25.480 --> 01:00:29.800
see it. What happened with a
red hair he like a red beard,

911
01:00:30.199 --> 01:00:31.559
and he blew his head off and
like literally like a few minutes later,

912
01:00:31.639 --> 01:00:35.239
the cops came in, like just
by a few minutes they were later.

913
01:00:35.239 --> 01:00:37.679
It was really much yeah, I
never saw that. I never watched any

914
01:00:37.719 --> 01:00:40.679
of those sad video. I remember
that that dude that went live and shot

915
01:00:40.679 --> 01:00:45.559
that old man on Facebook Live,
I don't remember that. I don't watch

916
01:00:45.599 --> 01:00:49.360
any of those dudes, Like,
I don't watch it just if I get

917
01:00:49.360 --> 01:00:52.400
the description, like somebody I saw
that. I think it was you,

918
01:00:52.480 --> 01:00:57.320
Chris that you I think I'm pretty
sure it was you that you quote tweeted

919
01:00:57.880 --> 01:01:02.280
that guy that decapitated his father because
he was like some insane rightoid. Oh

920
01:01:02.400 --> 01:01:05.840
yeah, he's like, oh,
he's a federal agent. But the thing

921
01:01:05.880 --> 01:01:10.599
that annoyed me is that they barely
blurred the head in that picture, Like

922
01:01:10.679 --> 01:01:15.960
you can clearly see his head in
a way. I was like, what

923
01:01:15.119 --> 01:01:19.960
is the point of putting this slight
little like fuck like that that's not that

924
01:01:20.000 --> 01:01:22.960
doesn't do anything, Like if you
can see it was like a two percent.

925
01:01:22.239 --> 01:01:27.639
It was like a two percent.
Gosh, it was ridiculous see this

926
01:01:27.719 --> 01:01:31.079
nigga's head and see his fucking I
was like, oh cool, Yeah,

927
01:01:31.119 --> 01:01:35.400
I mean I felt so strongly that
I was just like people got to see

928
01:01:35.440 --> 01:01:37.519
this because like I feel like I
feel like people don't really I feel like

929
01:01:37.519 --> 01:01:43.599
people truly don't understand how unhinged like
that fringe of the right wing are,

930
01:01:43.960 --> 01:01:45.079
and I feel like people need to
see it. I feel you were like,

931
01:01:45.119 --> 01:01:47.400
look this guy cut his dad's head
off. Look at this. That's

932
01:01:47.400 --> 01:01:52.559
a good point. This is very
real. Look at it. Look at

933
01:01:52.559 --> 01:01:58.920
it. That's that's a good point
that if I were if I were Joe

934
01:01:58.960 --> 01:02:00.360
Biden, I'd put that picture her
up on my fucking Campig dude, i

935
01:02:00.400 --> 01:02:02.800
put that picture up on my fucking
website. I'd be like, look at

936
01:02:02.800 --> 01:02:07.800
these people. This is the people
that you want in power. Are you

937
01:02:07.840 --> 01:02:10.960
kidding? That's what I would do
easily. Wait, that's that's great,

938
01:02:12.199 --> 01:02:15.079
especially because this is Nancy Pelosi's a
husband. Get here with the hammer.

939
01:02:15.159 --> 01:02:19.880
There's like, like all these instances
of crazy shit happening, and I'm like,

940
01:02:20.320 --> 01:02:22.079
all right, what's the worst that
the right got? What do they

941
01:02:22.119 --> 01:02:27.239
what do they got to say?
Oh, Antifa was beating some people up.

942
01:02:27.280 --> 01:02:30.519
I guess that was I saw them. I saw them trying to compare.

943
01:02:30.880 --> 01:02:34.360
Oh, do you remember when Kathy
Griffin held up the fake Trump head,

944
01:02:35.199 --> 01:02:42.880
No, the FA prop. It
was like the okay, the comedian

945
01:02:42.960 --> 01:02:45.000
holding a prop, which I agree
was fucking dumb. Also, I thought

946
01:02:45.000 --> 01:02:53.519
it was retarded, But that's at
least a couple of degrees removed from I

947
01:02:53.519 --> 01:03:00.559
don't know, decapitating your dad.
Yeah, like, I don't know,

948
01:03:00.559 --> 01:03:01.639
man, whatever, But none of
these people watch our show anyway, so

949
01:03:01.639 --> 01:03:07.880
who can We're not we're preaching the
choir, but wild, wild shit anyway.

950
01:03:09.039 --> 01:03:15.519
I don't know. I thought that'd
was based based. Damn, you

951
01:03:15.559 --> 01:03:22.119
gotta get this. Let's move want
to this one? Yeah, okay,

952
01:03:23.079 --> 01:03:29.159
Conrad common Ball wrote, and he
says, hello various stereotypical flesh named flesh

953
01:03:29.840 --> 01:03:35.440
stereotypically named flesh toned dildo's. Recently, I've been in a delirious state due

954
01:03:35.440 --> 01:03:38.280
to a high fever, and I've
been having some humorous thoughts, such as

955
01:03:38.360 --> 01:03:43.440
mashing up fulsome prison and the ball
crushing factory. Bit. My question is

956
01:03:43.480 --> 01:03:49.480
this, have you ever been severely
or lightly or light threateningly sick and had

957
01:03:49.559 --> 01:03:52.079
funny thoughts like that? Well,
let me just boil this down to like,

958
01:03:52.239 --> 01:03:55.960
have you ever been so deliriously sick
that your mind starts to go?

959
01:03:57.760 --> 01:04:00.840
Is? I think like, basically
the translation of this, I've been so

960
01:04:00.920 --> 01:04:04.559
sick, I've steamed. What does
that mean? There were steam coming off

961
01:04:04.599 --> 01:04:06.159
my body? Like I was so
sick. I was like steam. I

962
01:04:06.199 --> 01:04:11.039
think it like an ice bath.
It was really bad. It's really bad.

963
01:04:11.400 --> 01:04:16.760
I don't that's not possible, possible, it's insane. I think you

964
01:04:16.800 --> 01:04:24.519
were actually hating. You might have
been. Yeah, I've also been so

965
01:04:24.559 --> 01:04:28.679
sick of I've been freezing in a
hundred degree weather. So well, it's

966
01:04:28.679 --> 01:04:32.199
been really bad. Yeah I know
you felt that way. Yeah, yeah,

967
01:04:32.000 --> 01:04:34.519
yeah, I remember like it was
like steam coming off me. I

968
01:04:34.599 --> 01:04:38.360
was like, it's really bad.
The only it wouldn't be steam coming off

969
01:04:40.039 --> 01:04:42.840
I've only seen steam come off of
people when they've been out of the sauna

970
01:04:43.480 --> 01:04:46.840
and then it's cold outside, and
then that makes sense, like when there's

971
01:04:46.840 --> 01:04:53.000
extreme temperature differences and like, but
you having in it, even being in

972
01:04:53.039 --> 01:04:59.280
a room temperature area and saying that
you're steaming, it's like it's it's it's

973
01:04:59.320 --> 01:05:02.920
too much, Like I'm like,
you were hallucinating, clearly steaming, okay,

974
01:05:02.960 --> 01:05:09.360
And even people with even people with
COVID cancer and AIDS don't steam,

975
01:05:09.400 --> 01:05:13.480
Like how how ill do you have
to be? AIDS makes you steam?

976
01:05:14.039 --> 01:05:16.800
I don't think it raises your blood
pressure. I know it's the temperature your

977
01:05:16.800 --> 01:05:20.719
body. I think it just makes
you die. There's no way your body

978
01:05:21.320 --> 01:05:27.239
rises, There's no way your body
tympture rises to the point where you steam.

979
01:05:30.159 --> 01:05:35.000
You would have took fire damage.
Brook Hurt. I remember after I

980
01:05:35.039 --> 01:05:39.199
got one of the COVID vaccines.
I was like, hilariously ill, like

981
01:05:39.239 --> 01:05:42.039
I couldn't believe. Yeah, it
was when it was when we were living

982
01:05:42.079 --> 01:05:44.599
together. I remember like I was. I was like in my room giggling.

983
01:05:44.639 --> 01:05:46.599
I was laughing at how much pain
I was in because I couldn't believe

984
01:05:46.599 --> 01:05:49.280
it. It was like the only
way to process it was to be like,

985
01:05:49.320 --> 01:05:54.960
this is fucking you got the fucking
you got the Johnson and Johnson.

986
01:05:55.039 --> 01:05:58.280
Huh No, I got the Maderna
And it was the second. It was

987
01:05:58.320 --> 01:06:01.079
the second. It was just it
was just it was literally, sorry,

988
01:06:01.079 --> 01:06:03.960
go ahead, sorry, well what
Madernale wasn't on? I just wanted to

989
01:06:04.000 --> 01:06:06.880
make sure it was the Maderna.
Was that one of the ones that was

990
01:06:06.920 --> 01:06:12.960
an m R A one? Right? I think so? Yeah, Well

991
01:06:13.159 --> 01:06:17.039
Johnson Johnson, Johnson Johnson was a
traditional I want to see Yeah, but

992
01:06:17.239 --> 01:06:23.760
uh okay, yeah, no,
fucking I remember getting the the I think

993
01:06:23.760 --> 01:06:26.039
it was the second Maderna shot.
I remember me and Paul got it,

994
01:06:26.559 --> 01:06:30.360
and we came back home to our
apartment to chill and ride out this because

995
01:06:30.360 --> 01:06:34.280
we knew we were going to get
sick, because that's what happens after that

996
01:06:34.440 --> 01:06:38.239
vaccine typically to people. So it's
like, all right, for like a

997
01:06:38.320 --> 01:06:41.639
day or like for like a few
hours, I was, I mean,

998
01:06:41.679 --> 01:06:43.519
I was fine after the first one
too. It was the second one that

999
01:06:43.559 --> 01:06:47.320
really fucked me up. But like
I couldn't, I could not fucking believe.

1000
01:06:49.280 --> 01:06:53.400
I really could not fucking believe.
It was like my skeleton and the

1001
01:06:53.400 --> 01:06:57.920
rest of my body had were experiencing
different different pains entire You know what it

1002
01:06:57.960 --> 01:07:00.360
sounds like. It sounds like you
got COVID right before you got the fucking

1003
01:07:00.360 --> 01:07:06.599
shot, dudey. I mean that's
I mean, it's overwhelmingly possible. But

1004
01:07:08.599 --> 01:07:10.519
I did hear that just generally,
it's like, hey, look, you're

1005
01:07:10.559 --> 01:07:14.559
gonna feel rough. Like the idea
that was the idea generally was that like,

1006
01:07:14.559 --> 01:07:15.159
if you don't feel rough, I
mean, that's good, but like

1007
01:07:15.159 --> 01:07:19.360
there's a chance that you you might
feel basically like like you have COVID.

1008
01:07:19.360 --> 01:07:24.039
Like it's basically like a speed run
through all of the things that you would

1009
01:07:24.039 --> 01:07:27.719
feel if you were to have COVID
minus, like the you know, the

1010
01:07:27.800 --> 01:07:30.599
breathing stuff. Yeah, but you're
gonna feel like in pans, like okay.

1011
01:07:30.679 --> 01:07:31.960
And I got home and I was
fine, my arm just hurt.

1012
01:07:32.079 --> 01:07:34.519
And then I just immediately I think
Kinks had walked in on me, like

1013
01:07:34.559 --> 01:07:38.119
just laughing, like in my bed
because I just like there was no there

1014
01:07:38.159 --> 01:07:43.880
was It was like there was no
I was not connected to any space that

1015
01:07:44.199 --> 01:07:46.719
was connected to temperature at all.
I didn't feel hot or cold. I

1016
01:07:46.800 --> 01:07:50.320
was just like in an absence of
of any of it. So like it

1017
01:07:50.480 --> 01:07:54.800
only like gave you a joker serum
or something, and like a good yeah

1018
01:07:54.840 --> 01:08:02.400
it was joke jokuld not stop laughing. I was sweating. I walk over.

1019
01:08:02.440 --> 01:08:04.880
I think I think I walked over
to you and then recited all of

1020
01:08:04.920 --> 01:08:09.440
Destroyal Humans when you were in your
room. And then I walked into the

1021
01:08:09.760 --> 01:08:13.639
kitchen to get like water. I
was yeah, I was okay, dude.

1022
01:08:13.800 --> 01:08:15.279
I don't get sick very often.
When I get sick, it's really

1023
01:08:15.319 --> 01:08:18.279
bad though, Like every time I
do get sick, I feel like I'm

1024
01:08:18.319 --> 01:08:21.159
gonna die, Like I feel like, to be fair, though they gave

1025
01:08:21.199 --> 01:08:24.640
you, you got the Johnson and
Johnson, which is just like basically like

1026
01:08:26.079 --> 01:08:32.880
I got what you imagine you got
the Uh you got the No you know

1027
01:08:32.960 --> 01:08:36.279
you got the real one, the
pizer, didn't you. No, Yeah,

1028
01:08:36.279 --> 01:08:40.560
I got fighter. I got yeah, Yeah, I got it.

1029
01:08:40.640 --> 01:08:45.720
Shout out my nigga. Uh what's
that Italian fox name again? Fauci?

1030
01:08:46.319 --> 01:08:49.159
You know, hail me. He's
taking over the world, infecting all of

1031
01:08:49.239 --> 01:08:54.760
us. Uh what do we transcend
this or something that's that's folding all?

1032
01:08:55.479 --> 01:08:57.720
Yeah, he had that. He
had that video of him. You see

1033
01:08:57.720 --> 01:09:00.399
that video of him folding dogs into
Oregon. Yeah, he was like he

1034
01:09:00.439 --> 01:09:02.960
was trying to he was trying to
test if he can have puppies fit in

1035
01:09:03.000 --> 01:09:10.159
your back pocket to transportation to adopt
them. And then exactly then then the

1036
01:09:10.239 --> 01:09:13.199
right wing media they got to hold
the test. And even though he's trying

1037
01:09:13.199 --> 01:09:15.600
to do good work, trying to, you know, make it convenient to

1038
01:09:15.640 --> 01:09:18.920
adopt, they had to make it. They had to make it political.

1039
01:09:19.479 --> 01:09:23.600
They had to make it. They
had to they had to make science political.

1040
01:09:23.600 --> 01:09:28.640
It's crazy. Yeah, I mean
puppies in your pocket exactly. Wouldn't

1041
01:09:28.640 --> 01:09:30.439
you love that? Wouldn't you love
a puppy in your pocket? That is

1042
01:09:30.680 --> 01:09:32.760
so cute, the idea you're like
hanging out with your friends, like what's

1043
01:09:32.760 --> 01:09:34.760
in your pocket? Oh, it's
my litt puppy that sticks a little head

1044
01:09:34.760 --> 01:09:39.039
out like a regular to publics head
out like bark marketing goes back in fold

1045
01:09:39.079 --> 01:09:41.920
it and you don't you see that
video? Case? Did you see that

1046
01:09:42.000 --> 01:09:45.119
video of the big rat under the
in the subway that drags the other rat

1047
01:09:45.199 --> 01:09:48.319
under the dumpster? Did you see
that? Dude? I when I went

1048
01:09:48.359 --> 01:09:53.199
back to New York recently, like
two years ago, I was so under

1049
01:09:53.359 --> 01:09:57.079
what. I was so upset about
how disgusting New York City is. I

1050
01:09:57.119 --> 01:10:02.000
feel like, oh my god,
I live didn't miss I was swimming in

1051
01:10:02.079 --> 01:10:09.319
this film because Cali is like well, like outside of la is actually not

1052
01:10:09.439 --> 01:10:16.000
very filthy at all. But New
York City is disgusting everywhere except for like

1053
01:10:17.039 --> 01:10:24.439
maybe parts of Queens and like an
uppity Brooklyn. Now that's fucking now Manhattan

1054
01:10:24.560 --> 01:10:28.520
like down even downtown Manhattan's fucking nice. In comparison, I wouldn't go.

1055
01:10:29.119 --> 01:10:30.760
I've lower East Side of City.
I was there recently. It was like

1056
01:10:31.479 --> 01:10:34.880
this is still kind of this trash
because recently what we're talking about like a

1057
01:10:34.920 --> 01:10:40.760
year or two ago. Man,
I will say, too many people on

1058
01:10:40.800 --> 01:10:43.000
top of each other. That's the
problem. Literally, it's all it is.

1059
01:10:43.119 --> 01:10:44.920
Yeah, of course, yeah,
I'm sure. I'm sure New York

1060
01:10:44.960 --> 01:10:50.079
City is more disgusting than l a
like because of the concentration. But let's

1061
01:10:50.279 --> 01:10:56.760
let's not pre I go back.
I'm gonna take a picture of this one

1062
01:10:56.920 --> 01:11:00.239
exit of the freeway. There's the
one ten freeway if you're going if you're

1063
01:11:00.279 --> 01:11:02.279
going north on the one ten,
you get off at Manchester. It is

1064
01:11:02.319 --> 01:11:06.319
the most disgusting thing you've ever seen
in your entire life. It is a

1065
01:11:06.560 --> 01:11:10.520
sea of trash. It's like,
you know, like say, waves crashing

1066
01:11:10.600 --> 01:11:13.960
on the shore. It's just I
was like, will somebody just take an

1067
01:11:14.079 --> 01:11:17.199
afternoon and please pick this ship up? It's crazy. And then it's like,

1068
01:11:17.520 --> 01:11:20.479
dude's just chilling in it and ship
they're just fucking like cause it's like

1069
01:11:20.479 --> 01:11:24.880
a little comfy, and I'm like, this is fucking nuts, and uh,

1070
01:11:24.960 --> 01:11:26.880
I don't know. It's been a
while. Hopefully they did something about

1071
01:11:26.920 --> 01:11:29.000
it, but for years it's just
I was like, oh, I guess

1072
01:11:29.039 --> 01:11:30.840
this is the this is the New
York is New York. New York is

1073
01:11:30.880 --> 01:11:34.000
dirty, but it's also so dirty
that you can drink the tap water and

1074
01:11:34.039 --> 01:11:38.680
it's great. So yeah, I
don't know what. I don't know how

1075
01:11:38.680 --> 01:11:43.199
that. I don't know how that
works. Theater, there'd be no one

1076
01:11:43.239 --> 01:11:48.800
there alive right exactly here and here
people and here people drink the tap water

1077
01:11:48.840 --> 01:11:53.039
and it just fries them slowly,
and they's just like, well, that's

1078
01:11:53.079 --> 01:11:57.520
not that's not drinkinople top water in
California. That's good. I mean,

1079
01:11:57.920 --> 01:12:01.239
my kiddies is a little warm because
of it, like legit, like,

1080
01:12:01.319 --> 01:12:06.359
but I don't drink tap water in
general anymore. But for a while,

1081
01:12:06.359 --> 01:12:09.880
for most of my life growing up, you know'd have kool aid mixed tap

1082
01:12:09.920 --> 01:12:12.680
water and stuff. But I remember, around like say my early twenties,

1083
01:12:12.680 --> 01:12:15.159
around twenty twenty one, my left
side where my kid he was starting to

1084
01:12:15.159 --> 01:12:20.439
feel really bad, and I stopped
drinking tapwater. Dude, meat. Moving

1085
01:12:20.479 --> 01:12:27.119
to LA was what made me like
water. Oh it's interesting because I because

1086
01:12:27.199 --> 01:12:29.319
I didn't like water before, because
I was like, why the fuck would

1087
01:12:29.319 --> 01:12:33.760
I drink water when I could drink
anything else that is twice as refreshing and

1088
01:12:33.880 --> 01:12:38.600
tastes infinitely better. Why would I
do that? Like? What purpose?

1089
01:12:38.880 --> 01:12:40.760
Like Why would I have that when
I could have like an iced tea or

1090
01:12:40.760 --> 01:12:43.960
like a lemonade or a fucking especially
as a kid, like a fucking like

1091
01:12:43.960 --> 01:12:45.880
a high sea fruit punch or something
like this is so much better than a

1092
01:12:45.920 --> 01:12:49.119
plain ass cup of water with my
fries and shits. What the fuck?

1093
01:12:49.319 --> 01:12:54.159
Why would I do? Why would
I bestow this blandness on me? And

1094
01:12:54.199 --> 01:12:57.319
then I moved to La and then
I had a cup of tap water or

1095
01:12:57.319 --> 01:13:01.159
like a sip of tap water.
I was like, oh, oh,

1096
01:13:02.560 --> 01:13:08.239
it's like it's bland, it's but
it's not. Yeah, it's like,

1097
01:13:08.239 --> 01:13:15.079
oh it's bland, but it's not
horrible. So and then I remember,

1098
01:13:15.119 --> 01:13:16.520
like I started, I started drinking
water when I came out here, like

1099
01:13:16.520 --> 01:13:20.199
it, like when I would buy
like you know, either filters or or

1100
01:13:20.239 --> 01:13:24.199
bottled water, like a lot more
regularly than I than I wouldn't before.

1101
01:13:24.239 --> 01:13:28.119
I've always loved water man that way. I feel like it's so inhumans to

1102
01:13:28.760 --> 01:13:31.119
crave water. I feel like it's
not even in human, sorry, just

1103
01:13:31.600 --> 01:13:36.359
against nature, where like everything craves
water essentially like well the thing to me,

1104
01:13:36.920 --> 01:13:39.880
well, the thing to me,
I remember, everything has thirst,

1105
01:13:40.000 --> 01:13:44.640
right, everything gets thirsty and they
go that we have the water that quench

1106
01:13:44.680 --> 01:13:49.000
our thirst that are fucking that tastes
like candy. Also because we crave shit,

1107
01:13:49.159 --> 01:13:53.079
shit doesn't. It just doesn't do
it for me. It doesn't when

1108
01:13:53.079 --> 01:13:56.479
there's an extra layer of thickness on
a lot of things. When I'm really

1109
01:13:56.560 --> 01:14:00.239
thirsty, a soda elemonade, any
of that ship doesn't hit the way that

1110
01:14:00.359 --> 01:14:03.680
say, a fra like a water
that is almost frozen, that has a

1111
01:14:03.720 --> 01:14:06.479
little bit of fraught, like a
little bit of slush in it. Jesus

1112
01:14:06.520 --> 01:14:10.039
Christ, that is my favorite foot
Like you put a w is the most

1113
01:14:10.520 --> 01:14:13.840
That is the most refreshing thing.
That's the thing is the most refreshing by

1114
01:14:13.880 --> 01:14:16.680
far. Like nothing is like nothing
is like gaming. We've all been fucking

1115
01:14:16.800 --> 01:14:20.640
hungover, and that that that one
drop of water that touches your tongue.

1116
01:14:21.079 --> 01:14:27.359
It feels like salvation. It feels
like like re divinity touching your body,

1117
01:14:27.359 --> 01:14:29.840
you know, because that's when we're
thirsty. But when we're drinking, like

1118
01:14:29.840 --> 01:14:32.239
when we're having like most of those
times, we're not exactly thirsty, but

1119
01:14:32.319 --> 01:14:36.039
we have we want us to tastes
on sweet because we're addicted to sugar.

1120
01:14:36.199 --> 01:14:39.720
Most of us in this country,
well to me, I just think it's

1121
01:14:39.800 --> 01:14:41.680
it's it's more of just like,
well, if I if I'm going to

1122
01:14:41.680 --> 01:14:45.720
consume something, why would I not
want something that tastes flavor and so and

1123
01:14:45.840 --> 01:14:47.479
yeah, to add some flavor to
it. And we're not fucking deer,

1124
01:14:48.039 --> 01:14:50.840
like we don't have to live like
a fucking animal where we're just like going

1125
01:14:50.840 --> 01:14:53.960
on the base necessity. It is
like ooh, a stream, that's all

1126
01:14:54.000 --> 01:14:55.760
I can hope for. It's like
now I can get a lemonade. I

1127
01:14:55.800 --> 01:15:00.079
love lemonade though personally like but but
at the same time, I do think

1128
01:15:00.119 --> 01:15:04.279
sincerely that it was hard for me
to drink water for a long time because

1129
01:15:04.279 --> 01:15:10.000
like when I was really young,
I remember almost I almost drowned drinking water.

1130
01:15:10.520 --> 01:15:14.239
No just at like a fucking beach, but like the feeling, but

1131
01:15:14.319 --> 01:15:16.840
I remember the feeling of swallowing a
lot of water and being like this is

1132
01:15:16.960 --> 01:15:23.079
fucking like intrinsically like fucked. And
then as I would get older, like

1133
01:15:23.079 --> 01:15:28.439
I could never like unlink the feeling
of genuinely drowning with swallowing water. That's

1134
01:15:28.760 --> 01:15:30.520
it was like it was just like
not that it would like not that it

1135
01:15:30.560 --> 01:15:32.439
would like send me into like a
panic or anything. But it was just

1136
01:15:32.479 --> 01:15:38.399
like, I, I, this
is so why would I want this?

1137
01:15:39.159 --> 01:15:41.199
Like why do I Why would I
want this? If? If? When

1138
01:15:41.239 --> 01:15:44.640
I can have a snapple? I
remember I remember going to the y M

1139
01:15:44.720 --> 01:15:47.039
c A and jumping in like the
deep side, and I went down so

1140
01:15:47.159 --> 01:15:54.520
far started getting dark and I was
like, I also remember it's getting darker.

1141
01:15:54.880 --> 01:15:58.159
I didn't even know that. I
thought in the water it was bright

1142
01:15:58.239 --> 01:16:03.840
always. I thought the water was
huh yeah, when you're dumb ass kid,

1143
01:16:03.920 --> 01:16:08.399
yeah happens. And that's a really
beautiful thick girl came down and grabbed

1144
01:16:08.399 --> 01:16:09.960
me and like swim me to the
top, and I was like, dang,

1145
01:16:09.960 --> 01:16:12.279
you're really attractive. But also,
did you guys know it gets dark

1146
01:16:12.319 --> 01:16:15.199
when you go down in the water. I was telling my grandmother. It's

1147
01:16:15.239 --> 01:16:17.760
like she didn't know it already because
my grandma can't swim. But my grandmother

1148
01:16:18.039 --> 01:16:21.520
she's Puerto Rican and Saint told me
and then she can't swim for life.

1149
01:16:21.600 --> 01:16:27.239
She has. But it's insane because
most people, not just Caribbean, they

1150
01:16:27.680 --> 01:16:31.119
all know how to swim like fishes. It's terrifying there, Like I'm pretty

1151
01:16:31.119 --> 01:16:35.000
sure if Caribbeans cared about the Olympics
swimming thing, and they weren't too busy

1152
01:16:35.079 --> 01:16:41.399
dominating and running, they would destroy
everybody in swimming. But like she,

1153
01:16:41.560 --> 01:16:45.079
they're basically that water. They're that
water tribe and and what is it avatar?

1154
01:16:45.239 --> 01:16:48.760
Literally they're all such good it's them
in the Japanese and ship. They're

1155
01:16:48.800 --> 01:16:53.720
all such good swimmers because they have
to be, because if they don't swim,

1156
01:16:53.760 --> 01:16:57.079
they're gonna die one day. One
day, the water is gonna come

1157
01:16:57.119 --> 01:17:00.239
into town and take them away.
But she can't swim. So I was

1158
01:17:00.239 --> 01:17:02.720
telling my grandma it gets dark in
the water, and she almost drowned herself

1159
01:17:02.720 --> 01:17:08.880
with she has like she's afraid of
deep. So that's so I was just

1160
01:17:08.960 --> 01:17:12.880
traumatizing my grandma the whole day about
it. My Grandma's crazy. It gets

1161
01:17:13.000 --> 01:17:16.119
dark now, you know that,
I will say. To make it down,

1162
01:17:17.760 --> 01:17:20.000
I will say too, though as
an indictment of water. In some

1163
01:17:20.079 --> 01:17:23.439
way, I do think a part
of it too is that it always came

1164
01:17:23.439 --> 01:17:26.399
in plastic, or at least the
stuff that was readily available to me.

1165
01:17:26.840 --> 01:17:30.119
And like I remember specifically, like
if I had the choice between a cold

1166
01:17:30.600 --> 01:17:34.600
plastic bottle of poland spring. This
isn't necessarily true now I love Poem and

1167
01:17:34.600 --> 01:17:36.720
Spring now, but like at the
time, it's like if I could have

1168
01:17:36.760 --> 01:17:40.920
a cold plastic bottle of Poe and
Spring, or I could have a fucking

1169
01:17:42.239 --> 01:17:48.079
freezing glass bottle of Snapple that was
like colder by orders of magnitude because it

1170
01:17:48.119 --> 01:17:50.439
was in glass, I would be
like this, I need I need the

1171
01:17:50.640 --> 01:17:55.840
I need the freezing. I need
it. You know what's crazy now for

1172
01:17:55.880 --> 01:18:00.239
me, dude, I have a
tape. I don't like Snapple anyone because

1173
01:18:00.239 --> 01:18:03.319
it doesn't refresh me at all.
It doesn't refresh me at all either.

1174
01:18:03.600 --> 01:18:05.319
I drink it, and I'm like, this doesn't refresh me at all.

1175
01:18:05.319 --> 01:18:08.920
I don't like this. Yeah,
and now I can't drink it anymore.

1176
01:18:08.920 --> 01:18:12.520
I can't drink teas in general because
teas don't refresh me. I like tea

1177
01:18:12.600 --> 01:18:15.239
still, but like I'm trying to
wean down on it in general, especially

1178
01:18:15.239 --> 01:18:19.239
the sugary teas. I'm I'm drinking
like camameal and stuff like that. But

1179
01:18:20.119 --> 01:18:24.479
there's so much Also, there's so
much water mouse at all time you've been

1180
01:18:24.600 --> 01:18:27.600
glass. Yeah, it's a lot
of water. Much water. You should

1181
01:18:27.640 --> 01:18:30.119
just get a filter. You should
just get a filter. Though we buy

1182
01:18:30.159 --> 01:18:32.319
water we shop at Costco, so
we buy water like so regularly, like

1183
01:18:32.359 --> 01:18:39.319
we just like and buy plastic bottles. Yeah yeah, I know, man,

1184
01:18:39.600 --> 01:18:44.399
you need better than that. I
know, fil it doesn't make it

1185
01:18:44.439 --> 01:18:47.159
taste, and my filter doesn't make
it taste. To get the reverse osmosis

1186
01:18:47.239 --> 01:18:51.000
five gallons at least, or you
can actually spend just a little extra money

1187
01:18:51.000 --> 01:18:55.840
and they come in glass gallons.
You get a recycling we do. We

1188
01:18:55.880 --> 01:19:03.479
do actually recycling frost help enough.
I'll never forget. I'll never forget going

1189
01:19:03.520 --> 01:19:09.479
to Venice, not Venice Beach,
Santa Monica Pier when I was working for

1190
01:19:09.880 --> 01:19:15.319
when I started working on Sacred Symbols, because we recorded in person at Collins

1191
01:19:15.359 --> 01:19:17.640
Place in Santa Monica. And I
went to go throw something in the recycling

1192
01:19:17.640 --> 01:19:21.239
and I looked into the garbage can
had the divider. It was like one

1193
01:19:21.279 --> 01:19:25.239
single can to the divider. It's
like recycle trash. And I threw it

1194
01:19:25.239 --> 01:19:29.479
in the recycle and I looked down
and it was just the same bid it

1195
01:19:29.520 --> 01:19:31.119
was that there was no divider in
the bin. I was like, that's

1196
01:19:31.199 --> 01:19:35.319
all he's fake, that's funny,
insane. It was so funny. I

1197
01:19:35.399 --> 01:19:38.159
was like, Oh, well,
this whole thing is a fucking sham.

1198
01:19:38.239 --> 01:19:42.479
Anyway to move on? I jerk
off sixteen times today, Rony He says,

1199
01:19:42.520 --> 01:19:45.800
Hey, lads, it's my birthday
this month. So my question is,

1200
01:19:45.000 --> 01:19:48.600
have you wasted a birthday wish on
something stupid? I wish for another

1201
01:19:48.640 --> 01:19:53.399
week of spring break and COVID lockdown
got announced twenty minutes later. Oh very

1202
01:19:53.399 --> 01:19:55.479
cool. Oh yeah, that's right. It's March. It's about Yeah,

1203
01:19:55.520 --> 01:20:00.239
that's right, March twenty twenty.
I don't do birthday wishes. I'm not

1204
01:20:00.279 --> 01:20:04.960
a fucking child, you know.
So there's either there's fucking I wasted a

1205
01:20:04.960 --> 01:20:09.399
birthday. The only birthday wishes I
wasted were the ones that I made by

1206
01:20:09.479 --> 01:20:15.000
virtue of them being wishes. Very
cool, Yeah, yeah, I haven't

1207
01:20:15.039 --> 01:20:17.000
like an actual, like make a
wish kind of a thing. I can't

1208
01:20:17.000 --> 01:20:21.840
remember the last time I've legitimately have
thought about wishing for something. No,

1209
01:20:21.920 --> 01:20:26.319
I just blow out the candles.
I'm like cool. I also don't really

1210
01:20:26.319 --> 01:20:29.479
even I don't give a fuck about
birthday cakes either though, because I just

1211
01:20:29.520 --> 01:20:34.680
want a piece and there's usually a
bunch of cake left over. Always I'm

1212
01:20:34.720 --> 01:20:40.920
like, yeah's cake. I'm convinced
is something that we pretend to like,

1213
01:20:41.600 --> 01:20:45.720
cause, like I cake is fine, but it's like I remember, I

1214
01:20:45.720 --> 01:20:49.800
remember specifically, I would tell my
parents it's like, listen, I don't

1215
01:20:49.800 --> 01:20:53.520
want I'll have an ice cream cake
because that's basically ice cream. Yeah,

1216
01:20:53.520 --> 01:20:57.119
ice cakes out of mind, mat
But like if you give I don't want

1217
01:20:57.119 --> 01:21:00.840
a birthday cake. What I want
is a as I. What I want

1218
01:21:00.920 --> 01:21:04.960
is a lot of pizza. That's
that's my birthday cake for me. So

1219
01:21:04.960 --> 01:21:08.920
if you're if you're ever, if
for whatever reason you're planning a birthday thing,

1220
01:21:09.279 --> 01:21:12.000
I just want pizza. That's it. I don't need I don't need

1221
01:21:12.359 --> 01:21:17.319
this fucking cake to sit in the
fridge for like inevitably too long, because

1222
01:21:17.319 --> 01:21:19.039
what are you gona do. You're
gonna have cake every day? No you're

1223
01:21:19.079 --> 01:21:24.359
not. It's insane, and then
it's just gonna get stale and crumbling and

1224
01:21:24.399 --> 01:21:27.760
fucked and it's I don't know.
Yeah, when I was a kid,

1225
01:21:27.760 --> 01:21:30.279
I would fuck up some cake.
But there's there's like I don't like cake

1226
01:21:30.319 --> 01:21:33.399
anymore. My sweet too have disappeared
as we're getting older. I hate that,

1227
01:21:33.520 --> 01:21:35.800
say it. My super is slowly
trying to disappear, where like if

1228
01:21:35.800 --> 01:21:40.840
it's not like peanut butter flavored or
like a fruit flavored thing. I just

1229
01:21:40.880 --> 01:21:43.399
don't want it. I just I
really still't want to get out of my

1230
01:21:43.479 --> 01:21:45.960
face. I hate it. Chocolate
chip cookies, You're still my thing.

1231
01:21:46.079 --> 01:21:53.199
I I'll still fuck up some chocol
chip cookies, like I'm still fake.

1232
01:21:53.760 --> 01:21:56.319
They're not great cookies, but I
just don't like that fake cookies that they

1233
01:21:56.439 --> 01:21:59.079
you know, they stay soft like
I don't know what they do to them

1234
01:21:59.159 --> 01:22:02.279
to keep them soft. Hate that
to me so difficult. I love them

1235
01:22:02.319 --> 01:22:06.520
even though it is kind of inhuman. It's it's like foreign to me because

1236
01:22:06.560 --> 01:22:12.159
when you bake so I well,
I just like, what the fuck I'm

1237
01:22:12.199 --> 01:22:14.399
wondering what am I eating for them
to stay souff like that? Now?

1238
01:22:14.399 --> 01:22:15.479
The answer could be simple, but
I'm not gonna look it up. Of

1239
01:22:15.520 --> 01:22:17.399
course, I'm not gonna look it
up and possibly ruin it for me.

1240
01:22:17.880 --> 01:22:23.119
But uh, sometimes some stores,
man like Circle K had this little box

1241
01:22:23.159 --> 01:22:27.600
of cookies, like chocolate cookies were
like five bucks and they're fucking amazing,

1242
01:22:27.680 --> 01:22:30.760
like like our Albertson's they have those
those fucking whatever. But I don't likely

1243
01:22:30.840 --> 01:22:35.079
cookies that I the only cookies that
I would ever really consider to be like,

1244
01:22:35.119 --> 01:22:40.239
oh that was I really liked that, and I would like more were

1245
01:22:40.279 --> 01:22:43.680
like my mom would just bake them
herself, but nothing like and not like

1246
01:22:43.680 --> 01:22:46.680
any special ingredients or anything. She
would just bake like standard like chocolatechip cookies,

1247
01:22:46.680 --> 01:22:50.199
like from like General Scratch, Like
she would like make the dough or

1248
01:22:50.199 --> 01:22:55.560
anything, but like the what is
it the fucking the cookie dough that you

1249
01:22:55.560 --> 01:22:57.439
would get and you would like put
the chocolate chips in it and you would

1250
01:22:57.439 --> 01:23:00.600
bake it and then she would leave
it in there for like a little bit,

1251
01:23:00.279 --> 01:23:03.079
not too long, but like it
would be crisp, like really crispy.

1252
01:23:03.680 --> 01:23:08.079
I don't know the point where like
that would be dude crispy. The

1253
01:23:08.119 --> 01:23:11.279
way the cookie crumbles is an expression
for a reason, like a cookie should

1254
01:23:11.279 --> 01:23:15.239
never fucking melt. My mouth is
so gross. I put my cookies and

1255
01:23:15.399 --> 01:23:18.439
I put my cookies and milk,
but that's so wrong. Almond milk,

1256
01:23:19.239 --> 01:23:25.000
vanilla almond milk and chocolate chip cookies
is like to me that that ship like

1257
01:23:25.880 --> 01:23:30.680
I would replace like Jojo for that
if if if it was unlimited, you

1258
01:23:30.680 --> 01:23:31.600
know what I mean, Like if
if someone was like you can either have

1259
01:23:32.000 --> 01:23:34.720
your wife that you know you love
dearly and everything, or you can have

1260
01:23:34.800 --> 01:23:39.800
unlimited vanilla almond milk and chocolate chip
cookies maybe like chips a hoy or something

1261
01:23:39.880 --> 01:23:42.279
or what I would yeah, all
right, I would give up a lot.

1262
01:23:42.279 --> 01:23:45.319
I would give up a lot for
those exact crispy chocolate chip cookies.

1263
01:23:45.399 --> 01:23:49.119
I would give up Lily only if
I knew she would not know why I'm

1264
01:23:49.159 --> 01:23:58.079
giving her up bread though, like
she can't be informed why something that insignificant

1265
01:23:58.079 --> 01:24:00.000
milk break her. She'd be like, really, because I love I love

1266
01:24:00.079 --> 01:24:04.039
cheesecake, like I love like I
like because that's good because there's there's like

1267
01:24:04.159 --> 01:24:08.079
mid cake. Most cake is mid, some cake is bad, but then

1268
01:24:08.119 --> 01:24:14.000
there's great cake, a great like
a slice of cheesecake. Like there's like

1269
01:24:14.039 --> 01:24:15.640
there's some cakes that are like really
good cakes, like damn, like you

1270
01:24:15.680 --> 01:24:19.319
think, like whoa, Yeah,
I had the best cheesecake I ever had

1271
01:24:19.319 --> 01:24:26.399
in my life at a place called
Juniors in in the city. I actually

1272
01:24:26.520 --> 01:24:29.039
it's in Manhattan, right, it's
in Manhattan. Well, there's there's one

1273
01:24:29.039 --> 01:24:34.520
in or there's one somewhere else in
one of the other boroughs that I that

1274
01:24:34.560 --> 01:24:36.960
I remember, but like, yeah, Junior, there's one in in in

1275
01:24:39.119 --> 01:24:43.239
Times Square and one in Mount Vernon. Yea, and it's like a red

1276
01:24:43.399 --> 01:24:48.560
it's a red diner looking place.
But that cheesecake was fucking next. We

1277
01:24:48.600 --> 01:24:50.880
went there at the grand opening though, so they were probably like really they

1278
01:24:50.880 --> 01:24:56.039
were probably like really prim and on
point for like all we just I remember

1279
01:24:56.039 --> 01:24:58.920
me and Anissa showed up there.
It happened to be on the grand opening.

1280
01:24:59.000 --> 01:25:01.439
I was like, oh ship,
what the and that was so good?

1281
01:25:01.600 --> 01:25:08.439
But I think I'm like Oreo cheesecake
is my favorite. Man never had

1282
01:25:10.880 --> 01:25:15.640
or chocolate. I've never had anither. It's just made with little Oreo like

1283
01:25:15.640 --> 01:25:17.840
the little Oreo cookie pieces. It's
just pretty much that like scattered throughout,

1284
01:25:17.920 --> 01:25:20.840
like not like actually Oreo, but
like the cookie pot of the Oreo is

1285
01:25:21.079 --> 01:25:25.840
crumble, like that's an ice cream
cake Oreo stuff. But when I'm thinking

1286
01:25:25.840 --> 01:25:29.279
of cheesecake, I'm thinking of a
traditional slice of cheesecake. Man, you

1287
01:25:29.399 --> 01:25:35.159
had Oreo cheesecake. I like chocolate
Hershey's a pie or like you ever had

1288
01:25:35.159 --> 01:25:39.439
that Sunday pie. That's just bomb. That's it's that's just too sweet for

1289
01:25:39.479 --> 01:25:43.840
me. Now now I think it
is it weird? Is it weird that

1290
01:25:43.960 --> 01:25:48.199
like I like a lot of OREO
oriented things like I like an oreo like

1291
01:25:48.279 --> 01:25:51.319
milkshake and stuff like that, you
know, like cookies and cream type things

1292
01:25:51.359 --> 01:25:59.279
like I love that. It's great, but like oreos by themselves, it's

1293
01:25:59.279 --> 01:26:03.479
such a fucking underwhelming thing in every
sense of the word to me, Like

1294
01:26:03.520 --> 01:26:10.680
that cream feels wrong and the cookies
kind of as a cookie it's never by

1295
01:26:10.720 --> 01:26:15.920
itself. Never. I recently bought
Sane a vanilla pint of ice cream with

1296
01:26:15.000 --> 01:26:18.000
some Oreos and stuff, and then
I finished the ice cream and I had

1297
01:26:18.039 --> 01:26:23.640
oils left over. I threw them
away just whatever. I'm not eating these.

1298
01:26:24.239 --> 01:26:26.159
This is just gonna hurt me if
I I'm not gonna like it and

1299
01:26:26.199 --> 01:26:30.079
they're gonna hurt me. Yeah,
So like fun this, Yeah, it's

1300
01:26:30.159 --> 01:26:34.199
kind of like what I I'm gonna
get for sure, I'm wanna get to

1301
01:26:34.239 --> 01:26:38.359
cheap. I had that forever.
Yeah, I mean either I'm yeah,

1302
01:26:38.479 --> 01:26:41.640
maybe I'll do maybe I'll get something
today. Uh, anyway, let's get

1303
01:26:41.680 --> 01:26:47.640
the funk on out of here.
Yeah, what's that Joen makings up a

1304
01:26:47.640 --> 01:26:53.760
bobsled team? Actually, I thought
I saw a fucking dinosaur outside my windows,

1305
01:26:58.279 --> 01:27:00.119
you know, like there's people moving
into their move been like weird shipping.

1306
01:27:02.000 --> 01:27:05.600
I know that I see the same
ship that now you know how you

1307
01:27:05.600 --> 01:27:11.760
know you have skitzophrames when you start
seeing bugs, that's crazy. Bugs everywhere.

1308
01:27:11.800 --> 01:27:15.840
That's apparently like, that's apparently real. So if you ever, like,

1309
01:27:15.239 --> 01:27:18.680
if you find yourself startled by spiders
that aren't there, it's probably call

1310
01:27:18.760 --> 01:27:24.159
someone you like, cut your hand
and spiders start coming out your skin.

1311
01:27:24.239 --> 01:27:30.439
What is that you say, I'm
asking for a friend, asking for a

1312
01:27:30.479 --> 01:27:33.399
friend. I'm just asking for a
friend. My buddy can do that.

1313
01:27:33.800 --> 01:27:38.920
I don't do that. Just have
your friends splash a piss on it and

1314
01:27:38.920 --> 01:27:43.840
it should heal it. That's crazy. You get cut really bad and you're

1315
01:27:43.840 --> 01:27:45.439
like, what do I do?
And you just open a fucking jug of

1316
01:27:49.520 --> 01:28:00.199
frash? All right, just close
up. It's like game changer. Can

1317
01:28:00.279 --> 01:28:02.560
I voice on? I really don't
like I don't like how on the X

1318
01:28:02.600 --> 01:28:08.119
Men movies, Wolverine doesn't have the
metal exterior slit things like he has in

1319
01:28:08.119 --> 01:28:11.920
the comics, so he doesn't hurt
his hands every time he retrewd his claws.

1320
01:28:12.079 --> 01:28:14.439
That really anoys. He doesn't have
that in the movies. But like,

1321
01:28:14.560 --> 01:28:15.439
whatever, you know, this is
me being a person that pays attention

1322
01:28:15.520 --> 01:28:17.720
to lef Does he have a healing
factor? Why would he be worried about

1323
01:28:17.720 --> 01:28:21.600
it hurting because it's still because it
doesn't. It's so insane. He's gonna

1324
01:28:21.640 --> 01:28:25.720
hurt him every time he's his powers. He has the things that like literally

1325
01:28:25.720 --> 01:28:28.960
a metal like his his knuckles have
the little little dots on it that he

1326
01:28:29.119 --> 01:28:32.640
just come right out of that because
they're probably like when they're doing the weapon

1327
01:28:32.640 --> 01:28:35.399
next thing, they're probably like,
it's just dumb, and this motherfucker hurts

1328
01:28:35.439 --> 01:28:39.960
himself every time he uses his powers. Let's just make a canal that make

1329
01:28:40.000 --> 01:28:42.479
it easier for him than use it. I like that they addressed it though.

1330
01:28:42.640 --> 01:28:44.960
I like that they at least addressed
it. It's like, is that

1331
01:28:45.079 --> 01:28:47.560
hurt? And it's like when they
come on he every time? Every time,

1332
01:28:47.640 --> 01:28:50.560
Nick, every time, Nick,
every time, every time? Come

1333
01:28:50.600 --> 01:28:57.279
here, come your negro. He's
doing he's doing the cage fighting. You

1334
01:28:57.279 --> 01:28:59.760
have any you have you have any
blacks, you have any darkies here?

1335
01:29:00.279 --> 01:29:09.000
It's like he fight Bishop. It's
like, why are you only fighting Bishop?

1336
01:29:09.439 --> 01:29:14.520
I don't know. It seems dangerous, doesn't he conceive dangerous? All

1337
01:29:14.600 --> 01:29:23.960
right? Got to watch out for
him future black future blacks. All right,

1338
01:29:24.039 --> 01:29:30.920
what you already Chris? Yeah,
calm me down three two one.

1339
01:29:30.720 --> 01:29:33.960
Miguel O hair is transmassd pussy.
I wipe once and let God do the

1340
01:29:33.960 --> 01:29:41.439
rest. Gay n b wait and
bleed. I felt they, I felt

1341
01:29:41.479 --> 01:29:44.680
they they there, dick up in
me, kneel down. I'm queer and

1342
01:29:44.720 --> 01:29:47.920
on my knees. Mcjackal eighteen naked
cowboys in the showers at ram Ranch,

1343
01:29:48.439 --> 01:29:53.079
so ethereous, conjured squirts sword using
Swen's curtains to wipe the sun come off

1344
01:29:53.159 --> 01:29:55.439
him. How do you make the
names go longer? It won't let me

1345
01:29:55.520 --> 01:29:59.520
that Jack the world's fastest Maori love
you guys. My piece is so big

1346
01:29:59.560 --> 01:30:03.800
they call it one cock. Forcing
uh, forcing my cancer riddled son to

1347
01:30:03.920 --> 01:30:08.279
use his make a wish to get
Keith David on the stark tank big meat.

1348
01:30:08.319 --> 01:30:11.560
He stinks Andy the man whose handies
are st here and Dandy brownest white

1349
01:30:11.560 --> 01:30:15.760
supremacist. I could have gotten a
tad tattoo of anything it chose. Fucking

1350
01:30:15.800 --> 01:30:20.399
rise against Heath Smoker, Chris,
Chris's prgerian anal dwelling vestigial twin waiting for

1351
01:30:20.479 --> 01:30:25.600
him to stop being Chipotle. You
gayo cringe gay com I wish she was

1352
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Pipkin on my pippa homeless transferm who
comes. Actually that's only with the deposit

1353
01:30:30.479 --> 01:30:31.840
of three hundred three hundred, it's
three hundred more. I think I'm pretty

1354
01:30:31.840 --> 01:30:38.359
sure. Uh shit, fellina poof, we ain't in fairy topia no more.

1355
01:30:38.520 --> 01:30:41.119
Will be the base god asking some
cash money for feet picks on Twitter,

1356
01:30:41.119 --> 01:30:43.920
dead serious. Joe Biden's inner thoughts
are dial up sounds, SpongeBob,

1357
01:30:43.960 --> 01:30:47.000
piss pants, mister pants. When
when things look gay and your asses up

1358
01:30:47.000 --> 01:30:51.079
against his balls, your whole existence
seems fucking homo. It's a lose.

1359
01:30:51.199 --> 01:30:57.520
It's a loser, baby, you
bitch. Oh uh, when things like

1360
01:31:00.520 --> 01:31:04.319
oh I see yeah, okay,
I get it from fucking from Hasban Hotel

1361
01:31:05.199 --> 01:31:10.119
with Keith David Baller of the First
Sin spum offutters gay offspring, be like

1362
01:31:10.439 --> 01:31:14.479
open his fartbox, reach inside,
gonna suck this fucker's cock because I got

1363
01:31:14.520 --> 01:31:21.359
a gay habit. Uh jolly old
dipshit. Imagine, imagine faggins. I'll

1364
01:31:21.399 --> 01:31:26.720
swallow you way down as far as
you can go, swallow you way down

1365
01:31:26.720 --> 01:31:30.840
till you fill my throat. I
don't know what something that is the real

1366
01:31:30.039 --> 01:31:34.600
Soul's boss is my crumbling nervous system
tofer laser pistol ciphergraph. If Chunnley had

1367
01:31:34.600 --> 01:31:40.720
a penis, I would suck its
vigorously. Two Mad six under Jumper by

1368
01:31:40.720 --> 01:31:43.399
third Eye Blind. I wish you
would just give me some head, my

1369
01:31:43.479 --> 01:31:47.640
friend. You could get by without
the eye that I put the head put

1370
01:31:47.720 --> 01:31:51.239
semen in rumors by Fleetwood Mac Dom, I'm squirting. Get a glass.

1371
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I want to see it. They
call me hostile. A hostile takeover of

1372
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dudes, butts and gay covers,
a makeover, post mortem cum shots out

1373
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of eye at the funeral on him
uh and as always rounding out our list.

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Back to the tank of comm Caucasian
container Crackerbil for gays, Donald Trump

1375
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burbing on Dom's click, Chris wearing
earplugs in bed to role play being deaf

1376
01:32:11.760 --> 01:32:16.680
and blind. All I want to
do is gaily fuck your tied poop poo

1377
01:32:16.680 --> 01:32:19.960
because I love smelling Dodo on my
on my wing or whatever the fuck is

1378
01:32:20.000 --> 01:32:26.000
this so incomprehensively written, she took
it on my pippa possum is the only

1379
01:32:26.439 --> 01:32:33.600
empathetic person from Long Island, uh
soy Chris Amy Vediga Negra. My partner

1380
01:32:35.159 --> 01:32:38.920
just bought an entire PS five to
play hell Divers too. But we're homeless.

1381
01:32:39.600 --> 01:32:44.039
Uh just the hard R Star coffee. Hey O, I'm so fucking

1382
01:32:44.079 --> 01:32:45.479
gay. Oh we'd how Chili Pepper's
gay Blade, Gay Blade. I like

1383
01:32:45.520 --> 01:32:49.039
to come to death by the voice
voice actress for Spider Gwen my Son froze

1384
01:32:49.079 --> 01:32:53.600
to death in the wastes of Ohio
by going homeless to pay you Fox and

1385
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now this is his now, Uh, this is now his memorial rip John

1386
01:32:58.000 --> 01:33:02.439
transferm Gremlin exposing people to lactose tolerance
to ninety millions of rodgens of vionizing radiation.

1387
01:33:03.039 --> 01:33:06.279
You should not vinpen Craig the Canadian
the list of all the people with

1388
01:33:06.319 --> 01:33:10.600
whom the Queen and I had depraved
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1389
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shawnni d Edward Sigma the Rizzler.
I live in Philly and everything guy

1390
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said it is true. Also,
I saw horse running down ninety five ball

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by itself. Cheap voice. You're
listening to ninety eight point three SMOOTHFM,

1392
01:33:16.920 --> 01:33:19.600
the classiest station in DC. Next
up is shitt in the Woods by Maclamore

1393
01:33:19.880 --> 01:33:26.399
three x oh imploring everyone to look
up bipolar Betty on TikTok. I knows

1394
01:33:26.479 --> 01:33:29.399
that she, I knows that she
breathes good. I don't know what this

1395
01:33:29.439 --> 01:33:31.439
is. Slurping's stroke and smoke and
joking about comes going like this. Drip

1396
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mh Lord of homeless, drip,
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my punctuation, Let me put punctuation
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1398
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won Sha blow me, Jackson vernon
Norwegian game dev playing paying So Derek cares,

1399
01:33:45.239 --> 01:33:47.640
Tom, this is Kayla. Leave
me the fuck, Leave me and

1400
01:33:47.680 --> 01:33:51.399
my fucking family alone. She wouldn't
call you Tom. First of all,

1401
01:33:51.920 --> 01:33:57.520
is a siro. Life is Life
is good, bro. I'm not very

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01:33:57.520 --> 01:34:00.239
petty often, but like I'm a
big dog, big bear fellows on the

1403
01:34:00.279 --> 01:34:02.319
line, I'm gonna steal your bones. You wouldn't download a car gooning until,

1404
01:34:02.319 --> 01:34:05.279
like Kurk Cobaine myself would come Avy, Derek, your penis is out,

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01:34:05.439 --> 01:34:12.199
gay Wolverine, be like Seaman Barrage
wait wage Slagh five eighty three,

1406
01:34:12.199 --> 01:34:15.279
a sad guy from Michigan. Also, maybe maybe some of you masturbating,

1407
01:34:15.279 --> 01:34:18.079
maybe one standing in when your accident, maybe one with the butthole showing the

1408
01:34:18.119 --> 01:34:24.880
peppini brothers hold Derek's engraved glasses,
Chris's audio remote, and Sweeney's dink discord

1409
01:34:24.960 --> 01:34:29.359
link for ransom Don Donkerson installing a
new faulty neural linkol chriss head to place

1410
01:34:29.399 --> 01:34:30.199
thunder on repeat. You guys gotta
pay. The troll sold again. The

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01:34:30.239 --> 01:34:33.600
boys whole gay six man plus man
equals gay, woman plus woman equals gay.

1412
01:34:33.680 --> 01:34:38.319
Both are half gay ergo man plus
woman equals gay. You're gay?

1413
01:34:38.960 --> 01:34:44.000
Nice? I mean mathematically that.
I don't know if that squares exactly,

1414
01:34:44.079 --> 01:34:49.079
but it's fair enough. Racist Fiddler
on the roofie, like if I were

1415
01:34:49.319 --> 01:34:55.199
if I were a rich man.
Oh yeah, yeah, what kind of

1416
01:34:55.399 --> 01:35:00.520
name is soap anyway? Uh?
You some kind of muppet swingy things eels

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01:35:00.560 --> 01:35:09.359
have superpowers? Ah help fuck an
evil lesbian home alone six enter the homo

1418
01:35:09.479 --> 01:35:12.920
verse. I should so nice.
I had it twice. John Strickland finally

1419
01:35:12.960 --> 01:35:15.720
got a Mason jar big enough to
hold to fit the Chris Raagon YouTube marks

1420
01:35:15.760 --> 01:35:17.960
eighteen eighty nine. I've been in
my bag. I can't even talk me

1421
01:35:18.159 --> 01:35:21.000
chase a bitch man. I can't
even walk. The first such of Key

1422
01:35:21.079 --> 01:35:28.039
David singing Sagala Buba Magic of Buba
flibbity flippity flubes or boobs or whatever.

1423
01:35:28.520 --> 01:35:31.479
Second Church of Key David featuring being
better than the first Charchi Kei David pre

1424
01:35:31.600 --> 01:35:38.119
riz Blake eight ninety six. People
really like asterisks and obelisk bruh. It's

1425
01:35:38.199 --> 01:35:43.079
literally just a small junkie and some
fat fuck getting laid for mispronouncing that one

1426
01:35:43.119 --> 01:35:45.560
African country. Little Dick Rag lost
my job of coles. They caught me

1427
01:35:45.560 --> 01:35:48.199
playing with the mannequins boobs, asking
Oyfield trash Texas State of Salad. Chris

1428
01:35:48.199 --> 01:35:50.680
gave me a burp fetish Shue Hulk
take on my ass hair as Nicky Ziggy

1429
01:35:50.840 --> 01:35:54.840
the Cream and your sister Spie Wicked
nine o nine, Jackson DuPont Badly Brave

1430
01:35:54.880 --> 01:35:58.760
Hugger. Derek dot cont vegan necromancer, I got consent Etherian Virginian hunter or

1431
01:35:58.880 --> 01:36:01.560
Virginian Punter. Melphis won the angriest
crowd for enjoying the view from the deleepas

1432
01:36:01.560 --> 01:36:06.199
on the six floor and running out
our list. Is the King, the

1433
01:36:06.279 --> 01:36:17.039
King of Haphazard god hazard inard in
word, we had to we had to

1434
01:36:17.039 --> 01:36:23.239
be a little short today, uh
Derek had he was like waiting in the

1435
01:36:23.359 --> 01:36:25.920
I had a boo boo. He
had a boo boo, and he was

1436
01:36:25.920 --> 01:36:30.039
wading in the r He's wading in
the emergent. Come it's peak, the

1437
01:36:30.199 --> 01:36:33.119
peak. I'm on the cusps,
Come bright, I'm on the cusp of

1438
01:36:33.600 --> 01:36:40.119
of figuring out what the hell is
going on with my stomach. And it's

1439
01:36:40.159 --> 01:36:43.359
probably cancer though, so it's pretty
cool. It's probably not, but you

1440
01:36:43.399 --> 01:36:47.760
know, and if it is,
I'm just gonna go postal on everybody.

1441
01:36:47.760 --> 01:36:51.600
It's gonna be fun. That would
be so fucking annoying at it by the

1442
01:36:51.720 --> 01:36:55.760
bright pink fellas, but com looks
like Strawberry short cake.