Hey, look, I'm only trying to smash my wife. Man. He
never he always texted my wife. He never texts me. I don't know
why he doesn't even he doesn't even text her. He doesn't even text her
sexually, just text her and like, hey, hey, uh he just
text me and he said that there's a spot like a cheap for rent by
by my hometown. And I'm like, that's cool, Like why the fuck
is he telling me? Like I don't know why. And I was like,
did I do something to him? But like it's not even that's the
thing he's not. He's not even saying anything to her that would make me
think he's flirting or some ship. He's just relaying information to her and not
me. It's so weird because you're black and you don't have money. I
mean, I will say, I will say, after less than a year,
she already has perfect credit, you know what I mean, from having
zero American credit to just uh, you know, having a little bitch ass
credit card and credits perfect already. I was like, that's you know,
it's crazy, tell you something some wild truth. Last year my credit score
was under five hundred. Last year it's under five und Wow, My credit
score is currently over seven hundred right now. I don't know how you got
it, because I was really bad at money, Chris, you were there,
they were there. Yeah, I guess. I guess for me,
I just didn't. I just don't look, man, I took a couple
of hits. Oh okay, I guess that makes sense. You you take
your you take your hits right, and it happened to It depends on how
you maneuver afterwards. What happens is you have to you have to first get
one of those truancy credit cards after like it's really bad, you have to
get one of those. I just had one. I hated it. I
hated it so much I didn't want to use it. I didn't cancel it,
but I held on so I still have it, like a fucking like
four hundred of lemon on it. I've never used that card ever. I
buy like bubble gumman ship with it, Like I buy like the smallest things
with it. And now I've got like every week I'm getting a credit card
offer everything. Yeah. Yeah, the vast majority of my mail is credit
card offers, and it's giant. Really, they're really trying to get me
dude. Yeah, I tanked. I tanked my credit score specifically so I
could stop getting that fucking mail. Yeah, you know, it's really I
hate how important your credit score is in America. I really, it's all.
It's all. It's it's in the same vein as lobbyists making sure that
the credit cards get their due in the way that say Biden. Right now,
their organization's trying to uh cut like a lot of the the the you
know, the debt that is accumulated through late fees, and the credit card
companies are freaking out about that because they make tens of billions of dollars just
from late fees alone. Just from late alone, they make so much moneyeople's
credit, people's credit like a late fee, do one late fee. And
right now my credit card is like like upwards of like seven to twenty if
I have one, I have one, it is going to go below seven
hundred one. Oh no, dude, that is absurd. Yeah, it's
I don't know. This reminds me of like I was just I was It's
ear again so early in the show. I did it again. But uh,
dude, I how man that flashbag to be kind of Oh it reminds
me of the talking about credit cards. I hate them too, but it
reminds me of this story that I heard recently. I was like strowing through
tech time. I thought it was such a good story. Do you guys
know the comedian Mitch Hedburg. I know the name, I just can't see
the face right now. Mitch Hedburg. He's he looked kind of like Kurt
Cobaine with sunglasses, and he would go on stage and he would tell these
like really like I I call. I called him the He's like the Tetris
of comedians to me, because like all of his jokes are so like pure
and simple and perfectly designed, but like they're not like over complicated. It's
just like it's he's a really good comedian. He has that that those famous
bits and that famous delivery of like what does he look like? Uh?
I just fucking described him to well, race, We'll race. He's an
Asian guy who looks like Kurt Cobaine with sunglasses. That's possible. Somebody's implicit
somebody, it's inherent, Well race, somebody killed him, somebody, But
I want to shove it down your throat. Man, I'm sure you've had
I'm sure you've heard that that bit of him where he goes like, uh,
an elevator can never be and never an elevator can never break, It
can only become stairs. And that's like one of his I think he has
that, sorry delivery, No, no, we're gonna say he has that.
I think he got really famous through Last Comic Standing if I remember correct.
Maybe he died. He died a long time ago, So I don't
know. I don't remember if he was on Last Comic Standing or what.
But he yeah, well he maybe I don't. I don't have an idea
of when Last Comic sty was on because I never watched it. I think
it was like cut. Yeah, I think it came on the two thousand,
didn't the last comments isn't the old as fuck? Let me make sure.
Maybe I don't know. All I'm saying is like, so he had
that. There was a story that I was listening to about mitch Heedburg where
he went to a He had like a ton of cash, but he had
no credit cards. He didn't have a single credit card, and so he
would go to places and he would he would like I can't remember. There
was like something about like a deposit that he needed and he only gave crash
and he was like, hey, here's here's all this cash. It should
cover everything. It should cover like everything. And then some and they were
like, we need a credit card and he was like, no, but
this is what the credit card represents. That would be like if you hired
a Frank Sinatra impersonator to come play your play your show or whatever, and
Frank Sinatra came and you said, no, man, we and hired the
We hired the impersonator and it's like one of my it's like one of my
favorite stories of like a comedian outside because that's like a good bit on its
own, but that's just him talking. I was like, never on a
stand up thing or anything. But credit cards piss me off, Like I
just I don't like this dumb secondary thing where it's like, oh, let
me just pretend to buy this and then I'll buy it later, and that's
what I have to do because realistically there's a chance statistically that I will forget
at least once, right, And that's how you're making your money, and
it's it's fucking it's so I really do, yeah, I really do think
sincerely that the credit card is probably like one of the one of the primary
reasons everything is falling apart. It is a major reason, is a major
reason why people are so fucking broke, because there's that that dichotomy of I
can't afford anything because everything's too fucking expensive, so I have to buy something
with credit anyway, And and in the vein that I at least like that
some companies are doing something that they should have done a long time ago,
that they're actually starting to let people, uh make small payments through just reg
debit, like say a PayPal let you do four payments, or a Klarna
or a there's all these different companies. Now, yeah that will let you
do the way too, but they're actually there are certain ones that will act
like credit cards, but they're say like say, if you buy a concert
ticket, and I think Klarna is the one, it will be like four
payments. And as far as I'm concerned, I'm looking for the catch.
But the only thing that I'm thinking is it's allowing people to spend more money.
So that's why they do it. For example, there's a lot of
things that I've bought. There's some games that I bought, like when I
bought moretal com at one, I wouldn't have bought it because I didn't want
to spend fucking seventy whatever dollars right away. But then making four payments over
like a month. Oh great, So now people are getting more money because
more people that are buying than then what have So I think they're allowing to
do that, uh so because they make more money in the end. Yeah.
So it's like I paid, like I paid, like I've paid like
through two thousand up front and then like the rest of us like seven hundred
and like four payments, and I was like, yeah, do that.
Obviously, I'll do this fuck the lumps and I have right now, and
then I'll pay the two off and help my credit as well. So I
mean, ve helps your credit great. I just think everything, like I
know, there's some debit cards now finally that are letting you that's affecting your
credit, which should have been because it's like, why isn't paying your rent
and your cell phone bill and all these things with debit? Why the fuck
would that not show you that Hey, you're relying. You know why.
I know exactly why. I know. Yeah, it's it's because you It's
because you would remember that and you would never be late exactly literally. Why
that's why, that's why, that's why I'm late all the time. That's
why I'm late with my rent and my fucking electric fills all the time,
because I, fuck you, they gotta pay everything at it's crazy, everything
the last minute because I'm so I'm so defiant. It just makes me so
mad that they give up so much of my money to all this bullshit I
have. I have developed a level of trust with my uh the people who
own my building that like, I always pay, but I pay late,
and I just tell them, like, look, you're not getting it done
the first You're not you know, it's not I met with them and like,
you're not doing it because a I get paid at the beginning of the
month and it takes time. Also, your dumb payment system doesn't let me
do it online, so I have to go get a cashier's check. And
that's just that my If the first is on a fucking Sunday, then you're
not getting it. So you're getting it on the fifth. Deal with it.
And they're they're thankfully, they're okay about it. But yeah, it's
so annoying as long as you're like pretty good on it. Now I've gotten
good on it. I wasn't always good. I was very bad at it
once upon a time. Now I'm really on top of it because of how
bad I was before. And if I can't do it, I get really
upset. I'm like, shit, what what is this last seven years been
for? What is all this time been for? Don't just be as stupid
as before. I'm getting really down on myself. Lily doesn't give a ship
because really paid rent and about her parents' backhouse. So she's just like,
I'm paid niggas. When I paid niggas, I'm just like, damn,
we're renting from them. But she's like so, I'm like, honey,
when we move out into another place, we're not gonna have that cushion.
And she's just like nigga's so white, so niggas SIPs on her fucking crazy
strong PiZZ like yeah, whatever, I'm just whatever, flack. Just one
touls and gallon of bits, just one. It's going down at a extreme
rate. Dude. I'm reading through I'm reading through this list of like Mitch
Hedberg jokes, and it's like this is I love it because it's all stuff
that you could put in like a like, if this was a joke book,
I would buy it because it's it's they're so specific. I don't have
a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she
heard me say that. And that's it. Yeah. I love mitched Burg
so much. Yeah, ancient, I think a past tense. Yeah,
he's like he's very much like a I don't know, he's such a weird
guy. Wasn't actually on least comic standing. I don't see Maybe maybe I
just associate maybe me discovering him around that time of last comics standing is why
because the last comic, the first one was in two thousand and three.
But I don't see him maybe on a season, So I just it just
might be me just conflating the two. I think that's what it was.
He's one of those fact he's one of those kind of like nads like figures
in the sense that he's like he's a real comedian. He's like a comedians
comedian, Like he's like one of those people like he never really exploded.
I think he was about to and then he he he was just so stoned
out of his mind, and he's on all sorts of like messes of drugs
and ship and he just didn't last. But yeah, he was. I
feel like I feel like on the verge of exploding because he's such a weird
fucking right, Like his styles is very unique. He said this the dumbest
joke I heard about. I'm bad at me me laugh, But it was
like they said it some of the times, ja's gotta be ice cold.
Well I hope they're not, because then they'd be solid, And I'm just
like, it's so stupid. It's like joke, they're they're exactly they're stupid,
but they're so good natured, you know what I mean. Like it's
not like it's not like I like edgy jokes obviously, but like there's nothing
edgy about it. It's just like it's just like a genuine like like my
friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, but I said no,
but I I want a regular banana later. So yeah, but yeah,
I remember that joke. Very dumb jokes, but like they're so good anyway.
We got some hum's kind of falling by the way from me. Definitely
what I kind of agree, only because I think there's a level. There's
a lot of people doing it who aren't good at it. And what I
mean by that is I talked a little bit, but it's on consolation.
But like I do think and I might have talked about this on this show
before, but I do think edgie comedy is one of those things where it's
like, I think you have to, like, if you're going to get
dirty, you gotta pull something out that's worth getting dirty for. And a
lot of people are just kind of happy just being dirty and being like,
oh, look look at how dirty I am. And it's like, look
at how I said. To be fair, this is like a lot of
this podcast, we just gotta say it's like N word and it's like ah,
and that's but like we stumble onto a good bit, right It's not
edgy for us to do because we're not fucking surprised that that. But right
there, what you just said, it's not edgie for us, right,
Like it just so happens to be. Like, I think one of the
reasons why a lot of people are really liking Shane Gillis right now is because
his jokes are just his what he does when he's chilling with his friends.
Essentially, it's like that dumb shit. So a lot of people are connecting
with that in a way that, uh, say, who's that fucking guy,
Jimmy Carr. Do you know who Jimmy Carr is? Like, I
know Jimmy Carr. He's a person that I feel like he's being edgy for
the sake of it's cool to do it right now, and his posh as
British action puts an interesting spin on it. But I just don't. I
personally just don't like it because I'm like, I know that Nigga isn't with
his friends fucking like trying to fit some of you know, Yeah, I
like I liked Carl when I was a kid, but like today, and
I don't even mind his old material necessarily. I think it's like it's perfectly
suitable for the time. But like the fact that he's still kind of doing
that is kind of I actually think he's like an interesting diet to listen to
on podcasts. Actually, yeah, he's actually that kind of interesting to listen
to. But besides, yeah, I don't really for me, It's like,
I like, I think Edge still has its fininess, but I think
stupid it is funnier, Like I think dumb is funny. I think I
was going dumb now because like like the idea of the piss joke, right,
this joke has gone on way too long. But I in our household,
in our friend group, right, But that's it is a because it's
so stupid to be fair. Though you are you are I think among us
kind of you, you are the edge lord among us. Yeah, I
probably say, yeah, I would have Edgelard definitely. Sure. I don't
even really go for edge more. I just go for dumb, like that's
stupid. Like and in Thanksgiving, Chris, we were laughing our asses off
about the idea of of ve Gina and Gokul having racist names, and when
they fuse they turned into the character black and word. Because the idea of
that is so crazy. You wouldn't even if you heard that character's name,
you would have You know, that is stupid more than it is. I
think Edgy is just dumb, and I think dumb is always funnier. I
think that I think dumb outweighs it. Edgy was funnier when I was younger,
but I think dumb is better. I think I think the difference is
like because Shane Gillis, I would argue is edgy. I just think it's
it's edgy in the way that it's supposed to be. Like he like when
he's when he's doing his down syn drum jokes, It's not like the people
with down syn drum aren't the butt of the joke, you know what I
mean. He's like, he doesn't even I saw a clip of him on
a podcast with like Andrew schultzon some other people. He was getting offended.
I know, he's kind of like getting because Andrew Schultz is an idiot,
and he's like, this is the thing, right, It's like, you
you have to be the butt of the joke. For make a good joke,
a great joke, you have to be the butt of the joke.
And I think for a long time a lot of people succeeded in that,
where like Chappelle succeeded in being the butt of the joke himself, he was
still the butt of the joke at the end of the day. The situation
was funny, but he was one was like, at the end of the
day, I'm the one that's kind of dumb for not realizing this. But
what happened is that Schaltz doesn't understand that anymore because he's so Joe Rogan cockpilled.
The rogue takes his cock out of his well, he's like starts looking
for it again. Honestly, I haven't I haven't kept up with Andrews.
I've seen like some bit of him where I like him, but like is
funny. I think it's fun I think it's weird moments where his head is
he's funny, but he's trying to be uh. Unfortunately, Thomson Girl is
doing the same thing where they're putting on this rich boy persona thing like they're
putting on this weird thing that they're changing their identity to where I watched the
Andrew Soultz's latest special and a lot of the jokes were really fucking funny.
I remember I was grilling and listening to it. I'm like, this is
pretty good. It's one of the better ones I've heard in a while.
But listening to his podcast is damn near and sufferable. This week he puts
on this weird thing. He's always asking people about money and this and that,
and then that stupid bullshit where you have to laugh like harder than a
joke actually is and touch your co host and you got to get up out
of your seat and all this ship, like very animated started. I could
I could go on about how unfunny I think, like I think the black
dude is funny because I think he's a good counter to Andrew Andrews some dumb
ship. I think Anthony's a good counter And it's like, oh, he's
like Andrew, that's just fucking retarded, and he just says it to him,
and it's like you need someone to say that to him. But I
think his his his actual co host is painfully unfunny to me, Like it
hurts me sometimes. He's the one I think, didn't he get me to
the one that got crazy crazy I'm talking about I'm talking about I'm just being
totally racist. Oh my god, he's built the same. He's the same
build though like small, like like very short Indian comedians. It's like that
many of them, like if if A did a freaking after image, it
would literally be as he's unsorry, like it's fucking crazy, Like I will
say, I will say INSA's defense when he was talking to in Fit,
he was fucking yeah, he was absolutely just flaming them. So I was
like, hey, fair enough this guy. At least he's like, I'm
a grown adult, I'm happily married. Why the funk would I ever watch
your guy's content? And I'm like, that's that, thank you, That's
what people need to hear that. Yeah, I would love to talk to
them. I would love to talk to them. I would. I would
make fun of the dark skinned one, real bad. I wouldn't make fun
of him real bad like that. Nigga does nothing. He's just I don't
get it. He looks dude. He God, I'm not gonna say it.
I'm not gonna say I'm gonna keep it to myself. That's an edgy
joke. All right, let's go, let's go. Let's just move on.
Yeah, let's move on. Let's so, what the fun were we?
Oh? Yeah, I didn't want to bring up the fact that there's
two things I want to get to today, at least before we get into
questions. But uh, fucking Ruster, teeth is gone, teeth is officially
closed, I think shut down. Warner Brothers shut him down. Uh,
pretty wild, not surprising. I actually kind of am surprised that they lasted
as long as they did it. I would have assumed that I really because
because I remember back when I was very young, I remember Rooster t being
like a huge deal, like it was like one of the things. It
was one of the reasons why I started on YouTube actually was I remember like
an early early, like two thousand and seven. I remember specifically seeing like
Red Versus Blue and being like, you can make movies and video games,
because I remember that was like a thing where it's I remember being like,
oh, like I wanted to make movies, but I don't have like a
like a film crew or like a camera, like special effects or like this
crazy dding software. And it's like, oh, you just make it.
In video games, it's like, oh yeah, there's like theater mode,
and like you have access to like vehicles and explosions and like an infinite camera
and like weapons and aliens and shit. It's like, oh, it makes
perfect sense. And I remember I got into it that way, and there
were like a big reason and even like throughout, like I think honestly,
up until I was about to leave for California in like twenty fifteen, I
was watching pretty regularly. I remember when they fired the Inside Gaming guys Adamkvic,
Bruce Green, and James Williams and those guys, and I was excited
about them, and uh, I don't know. I fell off after that.
And then I remember Bernie Burns, who was the head of the head
of the company, left and he was like the main voice, and I
remember being like, ah, it sucks. I really I specifically really liked
him, so like I don't know, and then I remember Ray left,
and and then at some point I remember I checked back out of curiosity and
I was like, who the fuck are any of these people? Not just
no disrespect to like anybody I'm sure's like funny people who were there, who
were funnyor who were good at their job or whatever, but like I remember
just being like, I don't recognize this at all. Peace Like That's kind
of how I felt. It would be like if somebody tuned into episode four
hundred to the Start Tank and it was none of us or like episode like
you know what I mean, it'd be wild. But that's what would happen.
I remember, like the RUCEV podcast, like five hundred and something,
it's like all people I've never seen. That's what we do. Though,
So instead of okay, so we do move on and we get Keith David,
we do move on to another podcast, but we just give it to
some other three games. That would be funny, hell, love it.
And then we were still getting paid. We'd still be getting money placed,
but give us using our name, so like they have a platform somewhat,
but like we're still getting paid. A siphon of that is like, you're
not Bizarres. When that happens, we'll we'll hand it off. We'll we'll
give it to our significant others and we'll be like, here you do this,
now, excellent. That'd be great, that'd be funny. Actually,
that'd be like a kind of like if I mean, they wouldn't do it,
but yeah, yeah, well you force them, you know, we'll
we're them in we can do we we we I mean I'm single, but
like assuming this happens when we get peep point, when yeah, I hope
my life is at least in tune with some settles of normalcy by then.
But so, yeah, they're gone. A lot of shit went down with
them over the years. I remember I remember a big thing one of the
Let's Play guys, uh sleeping with underage fans when he was fucking forty.
Not great, uh, not ideal, what sucks too is that he wasn't
even you know what sucks about it? And look, everything sucks about it.
But what I what that's insane. But but what was crazy about it
is like this is a forty year old guy who wasn't even there at the
at the start of the company. Like this is like new blood, like
a new blood higher that they were like, yeah, this old guy or
this older guy, yeah, amount for no reason, for no reason.
Yeah, I remember the Inside Gaming guys, the fun House guys lost Adam
over some crazy shit that was also like somewhat adjacent, but not exactly the
same. I don't know. It just that that company has been falling apart
for a long time but they're gone now. Pretty crazy, big part of
YouTube history. Too many weirdos. Yeah, it's just yeah, it's a
lot. You can't let your company grow that much ultimately, Like I just
don't think a company can't prosper that much or it will destroy itself. Yeah,
like what Batman, it's that Batman quote. Man, it's I do
think that applies specifically to like cong like congregations of people like that, like
when it's like a corporation or like when there's like a money to in test.
Absolutely do you think people I didn't know this for reals, I didn't.
I didn't. I don't really feel this. But I didn't know that
people really preyed on people's downfalls, like genuinely like or wishing for the day
that people that are doing very good will fail. I didn't know that was
a real thing that people did. Oh yeah, people like And I was
like, what the hell, how do you not know? How are you
not familiar with the concept of haters? Like what? I don't know?
So I understand haters right, Like I don't like that guy, but like
people being like I can't wait till this guy suffers. That's not like because
I because I hate but I don't like that Kingston. I don't like this
guy. It's not hate. That's like, actually, like very very benign.
I think that's I would have commass haterism because that's how that's how I
hate. That's not hate. I don't loath people. I don't hate you
know, I hate you for sat for thinking that's stupid, that stupid thing.
You hate me for not being a terrible person you hate I hate you
for being and assuming you do, you say like I hate this guy when
you just don't like him, that's not what hate is. That's as far
as my hate me. No doesn't, No, it doesn't. I don't
believe that. I like I load. Stop watering down the word hate,
brother, hate is like I wanted to be strong because that's what it is
supposed to be. What is that one was plain white teas hate is a
strong word. But I really really don't you know what I'm saying. I
don't want to. He's not trying to be a complete dick and say I
hate you, but I really really really don't like you, nigga. But
uh, those are in the lyrics. But then there was that one Black
drummers, Hey, man, could you take that out? I don't really
like that. So I don't know why you gotta put the in word at
the end of that song. It's kind of weird. That's true story,
yeah, true story, real yeah. And then that was the istrue Hollywood
story of play white they actually hate The Lila was actually it was first hey,
there, my nigga, and then again he kind of interviewed and he
was like, hey, you know, it's a little it's cool. I
think it's a little unnecessary. I don't think you need to say, hey,
they're my nigga. What's like in New York City? You know,
maybe we turn changes to a girl, make it a love song and stuff.
I think it would have been better if it was that. I mean
me too. I think that black community would have accepted that song even more.
Hey, there have been places where I should not have heard that song,
and I've heard that song. I've been places when that song should not
be playing and people are dancing to it. It was some times, some
fucking I'm like, this is fire. What was what kind of like did
you guys did you uh? Did you guys fuck with escalades over in the
East Coast? Like what was like a like a what was like a like
a big ass car that people like really fucked with over there? What would
you say? I can't remember, Like, yeah, I think I guess
we had Wiggans first over there. I think it's a drug dealers and ship.
I guess we had like the whole g Wagon trend earlier over there.
They're here as well too, Okay, Yeah, I was so Yeah,
I didn't I never Yeah, I was just trying to think of like the
fucking gus car like just blasting that song, like I would love I would
love that. Contrast to see some dude, some dude fucking with the twenty
fucking six inch rims has no business listening to that ship and he's just vibing.
I love seeing ship like that for real, though, I think Vanessa
Carlton did that for a lot of people. I think, uh king,
I don't know, man, I gotta you gotta you can't be using hate
like that, yeah, for real, I don't really, I don't really,
I don't really use the I can't stand this ship. Like there's people
like who do I hate? Like I really I really like people. I
hate hate, Like for real, I hate lobbyists, like for real,
I want I want to I want to hour them. Yeah, yeah,
they should be hate like uh, I hate people that really truly want to
be clowns, Like why would you want that? Like? Why would you
want that? Like I try to think, like I try to put myself
in their position before I like, I snap at them as a people,
and I'm like, why the fuck would you want to be that? You
know? If somebody somebody with a larger following followed me on Twitter a few
weeks ago or a month ago, and I didn't really look at her page
and I just thought like, oh, some clown they avatar just clown makeup
or something like that. I didn't really pay attention, like oh, was
it like bounce bouncy or something. I think there's like bunny or something like
that. Maybe I read it wrong, I don't know, but I was
just like, okay, whatever followed back because I saw people that I know
following, so I'm like, must be interesting. Then I'm on my h
on my feed. Then I'm just seeing her like in a just looking sexy
but with clown and I was just the contrast to me is so it is
not a I was like, wait, is who's watching this? Like who's
this? Who's this for? But man, there's people that are really into
this that I I just there's I want to know. I want to know
more Russian. A bunch of clowns at airport, you know, yeah,
like I want to I want to do that to them. I want to
walk in and they're all, I got a convention having fun and I'm there
to make I'm there to do business. I'm going to do the Lord's work,
you know. Yeah, no bozos. Then you just then speak can't
speak the language, bro, that is that? That mod would be amazing
if somebody just the Russians as clowns just wed the police. I want to
see if I could commission somebody to do that, if I see if the
code isn't too difficult to work with, and see if they if you please
mod everyone in the airport's clouds and then you send it to every clown.
You know, hey this you man this you but yeah, rightah, russ
is gone. Drake Bell got got touched on. Oh yeah, that's a
story. I know. I know Derek wanted to get to it. I
actually I'm not super fici and I know the vague details of this. Yeah
I didn't. I just saw Drake trending a little bit. And then they're
showing a little clip I think because that documentary surrounding Yeah, the Nickelodeon Quiet
on Set, right is what it's called, Yeah, quite on set.
Yeah, it's coming out pretty soon, so they're just showing that. It
was like breaking news. Drake Bell said he was sexually abused at fifteen at
Nickelodeon's Dialogue by Nickelodeon's Dialogue coach Brian Peck that's weird. I wonder if he's
related to Josh Peck, you imagine. Yeah, God damn, that's a
lore. That's a lore right there. No wonder he ran to Mexico because
it is interesting that he kind of like after I think he did that Superhero
movie or my friend was was did a little extra work in that yeah,
with Leslie Nielsen. Yeah, and then I think that was the last prominent
thing he did as far as I know. His music career wasn't too good,
but the you know, Latin community kind of liked some of his ship,
so he just went to Mexico. But I at least that's what he
said. Now, it might have been because maybe the weird shit that he
was doing and blah blah blah, and he thought he should flee the country,
because nigga's a lot of time flee countries for those reasons. Like always.
I remember, I used to keep up with the Jesse Ventura. He's
a he's a pro wrestler. And then he became became the governor of Minnesota,
and then he had a show called Conspiracy Theory with Jesse vent Tour and
I was like, this guy is insane. I love him. And then
uh, then he moved to Mexico. I was like, oh, what
do he do? I was like, what did he do? So I
just don't want to be a part of the government anymore. They're just taking
my tax dollars and bombing brown people. And I'm like, what's true?
But you also that that. I was like respect, but I also just
how insane is I'm like, hoodie rape? I was just thinking like,
who, what did he? What did he do? What did he do?
Man? I don't know if he ever came back or not. I
fell off after a while, but he was so fascinated to me because he
was Jesse to the body of mentural like. I loved him. I loved
him In Predator, Fuckingreder I fucking love Predator. I think that's one of
the best fucking I do. Some people say it's a horror film, and
I'm like, I don't know what would you can classify that as Predator's action
movie? But it has some action horror. I guess you would call it
survival and if that exists, really yeah, yeah, it's like it's vague,
It's it's more action. It's like a more accident action oriented survival horror.
It's kind of like recidival. For I would put it in if,
like in the terms of like if this is a horror game, which I
just wouldn't consider it necessarily, you know, because you're two capable of killing
your enemies. That's the thing. You're just like think because are four and
RI two are the same game. It's just that in one of them you
can beat the breaks out of your opponents, and then the other one you
just can't. It is funny how like how slow zombies are in two and
like there's still you get like and then all of a sudden there's hordes of
these assholes throwing ship at you. There's way and you're getting you on the
fire so hard you you can go toe to toe with the chainsaw man like
that. Shit's crazy that you can even Yeah, it's you parry with the
knife. Is the craziest ships trailer we saw together. Well I saw that.
I was like, this is madness, but it's a it's a different
it's different between between because I think I think prison e belfour is it like
has tensions, but like it's not scary, Like it's an attention game more
than more than it is you're absolutely right about that. Yeah, yeah,
man, I don't know, Like I don't I'm really excited for this documentary,
not like because I'm gonna be like watching it with a smile or anything,
but like but like you know what I mean, like it's just gonna
be like because I feel like, I don't know, man, we got
kind of screwed with like the whole Epstein thing, Like we never really got
anything out of that, and so like I'm kind of hoping that there's something
here that like because they tease that there's like a probably like a big interview.
There's definitely that oh sorry, well in that in the movie, like
apparently like maybe I think people are gonna come forward off so or at least
that's the vibe that I got from some of the trailer. It could be
mis misleading marketing or whatever, but like I'm checking it out for sure.
I definitely will check it out. I'm sure they're gonna mention that one guy
that was convicted as a pedophile, Oh yeah, they must. Yeah.
I don't remember if he worked for Disney or Nickelodeon first, but it was
one of those things where he either got fired from one place and work but
he just went from kid company to kid company even though he was a fucking
convicted better bottom, like this is this is that is outrageous, Like how
do you you have one job as like just a hiring person, like,
oh, you know you can't work here obviously. He applies to McDonald's to
be the sheriff of the the play place, the sheriff, the sheriff of
the pipe, the sheriff. He walks around, stomping around like this is
my this is my toy tour. Right hey, little girl, he got
on too much clothes to be in that ball. Stop stop that right now.
Stop. The mom's gotta put a character that well, he's gotta he's
got a fucking six You got a six shooter, the fucking badge. I
wish I had a six shooter. I think about them a lot. Man.
I never thought that i'd meet Peter fund a way. He found his
way and me he Kingson, Kingson Drake Bell. Drake Bell comes up to
you and he can he tells you this happened to him. He goes Kingston,
it's me, Drake Bell. I always allergy season, bro, allergy
season. I fucking annihilated. Yeah, see that's why I just stay inside
forever. That's good. But uh yeah, he comes up to you.
He says like, hey, Kingston, this is the this is crazy.
This happened to me. I'm Drake Bell. And he pushed his hair to
the side like that. You know, it's crazy. I met him before
you met Drake Bell. When I worked at box once for two weeks,
I met Drake Bell twice. Oh yeah, that's right. I think you
told me that, like when that happened twice? All right, well he
lived, Yeah, go back to tell you about it. Yeah, yeah,
go back to the fucking scene. He didn't tell me anything. I
don't want I didn't want to. I wasn't like, hey, are you
a Betaphi And he was like yeah, actually, in fact I am.
He didn't. That didn't happen. It's a shame. Yeah, that's about
the conversation that i'd expect. Yeah, fuck, I do you want a
shirt? I was like, do you want a shirt? And I bagged
that for you or something like that. Kingson is not Kingson is not the
first thing to talk to you about any of that. Go to like you
talked to literally anybody you could probably talk to Adolf Hitler and and probably get
like a more yeah, at least a more measured, a more measured response.
He'd be like. He'd be like, I'm like, get away from
me. That's it. But just get away from me. I'm gonna call
a copt on you. That's not even a bit, that's not even that's
that's I'm gonna bring something up. It's personal, but I think it's funny.
I'll keep some details out because it's not it's not super necessary. I
laughed when I saw it. But yesterday I was like I reached out to
Gigs did. I was like, hey, can I run something by you?
Just weighing out something? And then he was like, what's up?
And I was like, I never mind, actually because I came to my
sense and it was like, it's stupid to come to him for this,
and he was like, not tell me, man, it's always good to
have insight from someone else. And I tell him, like, I write
like a little a little message about like like an emotional thing that I'm going
through, and he goes, that's a tough one, for sure. I
didn't know what to say exactly. I know it was I'm not like mad
at it. I just thought it was so funny because I was just like,
yeah, sure, I'm better. I'm better in person, and I
know, I know, to be fair, that is true. I just
thought it was so funny. I genuinely wasn't even mad or if. I
just like I looked at it just visually. It's so funny, Like that's
a tough one, for sure, dude. I'm not kidding, dude.
There's this one time my friend I told the story in the podcast one time,
but I don't know if you guys remember my homie thoughts someone broke into
my best friend. He's my closest friend to this day. I am his
daughter's godfather. He was just like, yo, dude, I think someone's
in my basement. Man, I don't know what to do. I'm freaking
out, bro, can you pulled through? I was like, yo,
man, best of a lot. It's like best of luck? Can you
best of luck? Because this is how this is my mentality is my mentality.
I would never drag someone into a situation like that. I wouldn't.
It's I guess I'm dying. Like if I'm in a haunted house and I
go downstairs and there's like a demon in a corner. I'm gonna be like,
hey, guys, run away. I'm gonna let it kill me.
You guys, leave. You don't deserve to be roped into this with me.
Like, if I was going through some wild shit, I would never
call for help. I would let myself go through it. And that's it.
So the fact that he called me, I felt a little offended that
he's willing to get me killed too, Like, wha, bro, I
thought you were cool. That's pretty wild. I thought you were cool.
Why would you do that? Yeah, that perspective is funny. Yeah,
I get I guess people aren't normally in a situation like that because there's certain
people I wouldn't call for sure if they were gonna be useless if I thought
somebody was actually in my house or something like that. First of all,
I mean I reluctantly. I guess I would have to call a cop.
I don't even know if I call it cops. That's scary, scary as
fuck. Yeah, that's the thing, Like, that's scary as fuck.
But uh, none of my homies are strapped anymore. I think only one
maybe, So that's the thing, Like there would be like to me It's
like, what is even the fucking point? Like if that person strapped,
I definitely don't you know what I'm saying, and use a lot of people
that are breaking in have a weapon, so in that situation would be well,
I guess I gotta try to handle this myself, and you know it's
it's out. I would yeah, So I kind of get it. I
kind of get it. I wouldn't want to bring somebody or to get killed
two in that scenario, so I kind of get that that's not fair to
them. What I would try to do is I tried to sneak around and
hit him the head with a frying pan because you're not thinking because the shows
I'm very dark skinned. I'm very dark skinned, so I might be able
to You're not because you you're like you would you moving through air would make
sound. It's like a like a buzzing sound on me. You're you're,
you're you're too big to sneak like you're, you're, you're two. It's
it's impots. I'm not good at it. You know, you fucking you
can never sneak up your million years. You breathe your mouth, that would
give that ship away, Like fucking immediately, you just like it's true,
and they'd be like, what the is that fucking dragon and shoot you in
the face. I would I would be the black guy in the dark and
you're like, is that a dragon? Imagin you unload? You unmold dragon,
You unload like that guy, like that guy who shot his own car
because the acorn is scared that ship, like it's it's that that's is that
unload? That's just legend. At this point, I don't know, because
this just should happens, right. People don't understand a frying pan to the
head is altering somebody. Yeah, yeah, I haven't seen it firsthand.
It's really not funny that funny than you think it's way. You're like,
there's gonna be funny, and you're like, there's a non zero percent chance
that if you hit somebody really hard in the head with a frying pan and
as they're trying to attack you, they could straight up just look at you
and remember you as their friend. It was like that that possibility is not
zero percent with a frying pan, and they just turn into your friend.
You freaking docile them. That's crazy. Don't they turn into your lover and
then like he like embraces you and like starts like kissing you and shit like
uh you know, like how was work? Like like hit again he tried
to do it? Well, well, then that's an amazing weapon because then
because what is a normal frying pan, You've just hit them in the head
and then maybe they get a bump and then they go home. You hit
him in the head, Then they try to sexually assault you, then you
sue them, then they're a sexual offender, and then they're in fucking prison
for fucking ever you've just given them. That's that's a wild weapon. That's
good. Just make sure you don't do it to like Shack or somebody you
know, because you wa you gotta be careful't that careful? But Sweeny,
I always know Sweeney's approaching like it's it's impossible not to like I'm and I
know this because I'm just I'm very much the opposite. I'm I'm swift and
very I think I've scared Sweeney, not even trying to before, because I'm
you definitely tried to scare me, and You're just I've definitely been doing my
laundry becaus just standing there, just standing way too close to me in the
dark, and I'm like, why are you right next to me? Chris,
Like what are you doing right next to Like what is the point of
being close to me? I also don't like people being near me. I
don't like people touching me. Those are my things. I don't like people
being near me at all, and I hate people touching me, especially women.
But that's another story for another day. Yeah. Yeah, I feel
that I don't know, like I part of me sometimes when I see when
I when I realize that people aren't aware that I'm around them, part of
me is like and maybe it's because they don't make splare cell games anymore,
and I have to get my stealth fixed when I can. Part of me
is like, I'm gonna see how close I can get without them noticing.
And it's always successful, always tells me I'm good at it. I think
I have recon bones in me, reconnaisance blood in me in some way.
I think my dad, because my dad was recon maybe that maybe it's maybe
it it's hereditary. How many how many uh uh he was in the Vietnam
War? Right, yeah? How many of vcs did he? You know?
Sin to uh to a Buddha or whatever. I don't think it was
zero. You probably you've probably yeah, you've probably you've never have you ever
asked him directly? No, I I I some killed. He would tell
me some stories about how like he told I mean, I wouldn't. I
would never say any of this on on this show because I don't think it.
I think it warrants a little bit more respect for like what happened about
the situation, not how many. No, he never told me like how
many or like he didn't. He wasn't like, oh I got this many,
Like it was. It was situation conversation like that someone went missing.
Probably, but like he would never tell me like oh yeah, like I
killed, like I killed like thirteen children and like eight adults. I'm like,
dang, granddad, that's sick. I mean, that's unfortunate. As
I understand it, as I understand it, he was, he was,
he was recon and maybe I was. I've been curious about like maybe asking
him to do like maybe a video. Yeah, I kinda, I kind
of just just just because I'm curious about I don't know, when you get
older, you kind of think about like what stories your your family has that
you might not be able to ask for you, you know what I mean,
Like I don't want to be like forty or whatever and then or like
fifty and be like, oh fuck, I never asked my dad any of
this. So I've I've thought about it about like maybe like getting it down
just so it exists, do it, do it and then like maybe it'll
awaken like some crazy thing in him and he thinks he's like backing nom and
he starts he's even in two thousand, even in like two thousand, I
remember, like I remember vividly, like nineteen ninety nine or two thousand,
like one of those years like we would have to like on Fourth of July,
we'd have to worry about the fireworks. Not because he would snap,
but it would just like he would just be like it's just like annoying,
Like he would be like visibly annoyed, but he wouldn't like freak the funk
out. And that was like twenty I can't even imagine that. Uh,
it fades him at all now. But tell you what, just crazy,
I'm gonna cosplay his Vietcong come visit your guys's house. I'm gonna go visit
your parents house. I want to see how he reacts. I want to
see what his first reaction is. I want to see if he'll I want
to see if he like it was a knife in my head, or if
he just like, like, what the fuck are you doing? It's like
a fifty fifty, you know, he might be like what the fuck are
you know? He'd be like, I think if you like what the doing?
I don't. I don't think he's gonna attack. Are you sure?
Small Vietnamese? Yes, I'm sure? Were they seem scary? He brings
up the biggest gun. You've never even seen a gun this big before,
Like it should be traps in Vietnam though, Man, it's like the traps
that they built and the nails they nail one. It was all the floor
one that you stepped in and then they trapped your ankle and you fall into
the nail. That ship is crazy, dude, numb on foot off to
get off one of those things, man, Like, no, you gotta
just take it, man, you just gotta take the pain. Like that
fucking dune thing. You're like that bullshit, it's not real. Box,
it's not real. You start wrigling. Pussy's hurting my hands jesuit pussy.
Dude, that pussy is probably crazy. What do you think if you like
put your dick in a Ben jesuit? They could probably kill you about you.
They have ability, they have the I would never do it. So
like later on the series, there's a people called the Honored Matres. Oh
my god, all are bad nerds. Whatever, man, go on,
go on, I don't need a backstory, nigga, just fucking just quick,
quick, little kid, century you just made. I don't care,
I don't come about, I don't care. Let's go. Let's go forward.
This Nigga's like back when the there's a group of people called them.
They're a sub sect of the Benny Jest and they use control people. I
feel I feel, hey, I did a lot of I did a lot
of research. I didn't read the books as I was too lazy, but
I watched probably like three hours of Lore at least, so I feel like
Dune is way more interesting to me. Now. I just watch Dune too
without seeing the first one, and then just like maybe just it'll be bad,
it'll probably be a good It'll probably be a good movie, but you'll
understand why they got there. I'd be like I don't know why it got
here. I could just say I could just go back, you know whatever.
I think I did love those books. I did that with Halo in
some way, Like Halo two was the first one that I really paid attention
to, and I was like, well, see that's covid. I dived
into that series. Dune has so much one like Lord seventeen. There's so
much Lord that when I watched the the the what is it? What did
it come out in two thousand or whatever? That fucking movie? Uh?
Sorry, twenty twenty? Was it the first one? Twenty one doesn't matter?
Yeah, I was like, yeah, this is cool, but I
didn't There's way too much Lord too. I just feel like, just doing
movies like this, it just can't How the fuck did you anyone? I
just don't know how you could somebody who's like a hardcore like Dune fan that
knows all the Lord that read like the encyclopedia or in the books and shit
like that, anything like that could really appreciate because it leaves out so much
shit like that. That to me is the problem where I'm like, I'm
not even a hardcore Dune fan. And when I started so, I guess
it has to be that because they get what you get. But I don't
know, man, I just feel because that's what they would do to like
a mass effect or anything, that if they tried it would just leave out
so much shit. They're like, this is this can't be enjoyable because they
there's yeah whatever, though I think it's still very good, but I understand
I'm not gonna get the series that was the book I read, Like in
the Dune book, there's an encyclopedia in the back of like two hundred words
you have to learn before you're done with Basa. You just won't understand what
they're talking about. Yeah, you don't understand the words they're using, you
know, And like, I think that's very good because it leads to more
insightful reading. Clearly the person that's writing the story about it is trying to
teach you a lot of shit about all these the world they were and anyway
filled it out. But it's like, you know, like like the ending
of doing the first one is supposed to be a it's not a good ending
for the universe. It's a good ending for the story of Paul. You're
like, oh, yay, sort of triumphant, but what happens afterwards is
super not good. And I wonder if they're gonna go with it or not.
Yeah, all right, their pussy, the world's pussy. Everybody's pussy
but me. But still see what happens. Yeah, we got some questions,
We got some questions. Christ all right, what do we? What
do we? Chris Redoing, I think you'd like it, man, Maybe
I don't know. James James cool instead of du I would have read it
already, James cool cool one. It's spelled the same way. It's just
like the racial slur, and the word never comes up in the book though
every spelled. It's spelled the way dude is spelled. But because it would
it would work still with like the the whole like you semi circle kind of
thing that they got going on with the logos. Ah, it would actually
worked perfectly. It's actually just the reverse of the d basically in the character.
But that's it, all right, all right, let's get let's go.
James Somerton plagiarized. James Somerton plagiarized, too, Mad wrote in nice
we don't know yet. We don't know yet, even at the time of
recording we're recording this. We're recording this on March sixth. Yeah, some
people, I will say real quick before you read it, some people were
saying and and and I don't know if this is evidence. They were saying
that they were noticing some comments were being deleted on like his channel or something
like that. So here's the thing. I think there's a lot of people
that think people spend their time deleting comments, and they don't understand that there
is a algorithm that will that is true, put things in a thing that
need for approval, it'll it'll remove shit automatically. I think so many people,
even creators, don't understand that, oh, the removing comments like this
happens all the time. You only notice your negative videos though, because the
negative videos you're scouring the comments, you're trying to But on positive videos you
never go back to the comments. You just leave a comment, you'll fuck
off, So you never noticed on the positive ones. One thing I will
say, and it would be remiss of me not to mention this, and
and we'll get to your question after this, but this is relevant in some
way. H bomber guy making that video, which then in turn led to
a lot of harassment to James Summerton, which in turn potentially led to this
potentially happening. I see a lot of people saying, you know, oh,
well, he's not responsible for his audience. He even told the people
not to harass him in the video, and I agree. However, I
cannot not mention the fact that I remember telling people at criticizing people in videos
and telling people don't harass these people, and being told that that was not
enough, that I was responsible for my audience regardless, and just telling them
not to harass doesn't work because you know they're going to do it anyway,
because you're making fun of them in a video. Uh. And so I
don't know if I don't know if H Bomber Guy had that opinion, but
I have seen people talk about this that absolutely did. And so I to
those people, I got to be like, listen, fuck you straight off.
That is so fucking annoying to be like, oh, well, it
doesn't matter when H bomber Guy makes a video that gets a guy to kill
himself, But if somebody gets a couple of mean comments on a video that
I made fun of, I'm like totally responsible and totally the blame. Even
though I told them not to go and do that, and even even though
I told them not to harass people, what do you mean the difference is,
yeah, I wonder I would like the difference is yeah, he's he's
a white guy and I'm Hispanic. That's what the difference is there. You
go there, there is, there is, there is, there's I mean,
there's there's some definitely some variables where it's like this is this, this
is some horseshit of what your You gotta be consistent, but they never are.
It's always like, hey, for certain things that people I mean,
mother, I mentioned in the last episode that Zoe Quinn caused uh yeah,
yeah, her ex boyfriend did to off himself, and seeing people run defense
for her in that scenario and knowing, even knowing the story, it's just
like, now, imagine if something like that, even if you were in
the right to what you like. Let's just say, Chris, you did
something, your ex did something horrible to you, you made a video about
it, she offed herself or whatever, and you were in the right because
it was provable she did. They would still destroy you for it, They
would destroy you relentlessly, but ran defense for her. No the difference.
You're not in their cancer. Yeah, you're not in the know. It's
fucking It's so fucking stupid, dude. I hate it. It is really
annoying, and I do want to mention that just to clarify I don't think.
I don't I do. You think people are responsible for the for their
audiences to some extent, But at the same time, you know, the
important thing is you make the effort to be like, hey, listen,
don't do this, and if people don't choose to follow that, that's up
to them. Really, I can't, I can't. I can only you
can only do so much. And what are you gonna do? You're not
You're not gonna criticize James Somerton for proly plagiarizing much of people just in case,
just just because some people might not heed the warning of don't harass this
person and go harass him, like I does that not extend to Like why
does that not extend to everybody? Like does that extend to Trump? Like
you can't you ge't criticize Trump because people might harass him and he might be
like, oh I'm sad and kill upset, Like I don't know, Like
I it's it's it's a very dumb standard, and for me, I think
I think it applies evenly. I think I don't think it's I don't I
actually, I don't think it's h Momber Guy's fault. I don't think he's
responsible for it. No, particularly because I don't think I was. When
people got what James Summerson did is objectively immoral. I think that's one of
the things why I think there will be people that won't even try to debate.
Well, there's some people that are like h bomb or Guy. I
see they were trying to pin the blame on him. I've seen that for
sure. Yeah, just ideological fucking battles and shit, but yeah, for
sure, because people that do fucked up stuff and if they kind of happened
off themselves. A lot of times people are like, well, if he
wasn't doing that fucked up shit in the first place, you neverould have gotten
that situation, which is true. That is a true thing when people are
doing really fucked up things. You know, he didn't have to do it.
You could have just wrote some ship like a regular person and not still
everybody's work, and this never would have happened. Bro so sorry. I
don't feel bad for that, even if if he did, if if he
did off himself. And I want to say everybody, everybody can say off
and you don't have to say unlive like a fucking pussy. Offing somebody's self
has been an acceptable term for the longest time. People trying to skirt the
YouTube system. You don't have to say unlive. That's so fucking stupid.
I hate it. I hate it so fucking much. Yeah, people say
that, I'm like, that's fine, but you could like off themselves.
It's been an acceptable like term to nerve it for fucking forever. And so
it's like, are you stupid? Yeah, you can't even are you too
stupd even do anyway? Anyway, Look, continue the situation is, the
situation is unfolding. But yeah, well well I'm sure we'll figure out sooner,
sooner than later, he says. How to get gaitards. He says,
I know you guys enjoy outrageous shows like Xavier Renegade Angel and the Eric
Andre Show. I'm wondering, what is the most outrageous thing you've ever seen
on tv U nine to eleven. For sure, Yeah, that was that
was pretty that was pretty wild. That was a pretty wild Did I see
it on TV? I absolutely saw it on TV. I remember, I
remember, like, oh, I remember, I remember I told the story
on the podcast four. But I remember being like, I remember thinking,
thinking it was a movie. I didn't see it on TV. I saw
the plane. I saw that shut it that I went up in the space
and blow up in like twenty ten or like nine. I saw that in
the middle of tech class. It was hilarious. I was laughed out loud
and everybody looked at me, and I was crying because I was so nervous
at what happens. I've never seen that in a person. It was like
cool. I was like, wow, look at this, and I've been
a giggle out, but I was freaking out. That's when I first developed
my defense mechanism. So it's so tragic. I don't know if I'm having
like a Mendela effect like where, or if there's a different thing it's called
where. Maybe hearing about it so much that I think ice I actually saw
it, or maybe I Basically, there was like a high speed chase and
then at the end of it, some dude blew his head off in the
car. And I feel like I saw it. I feel like I saw
it, but I'm kind of wondering if I heard about it so much that
I think I saw it. But as of right now, I think I
remember seeing it that they didn't cut out fast enough before the you know,
the blood spatter was just back, you know, like so uh that was
probably if if I indeed saw that, that would be easily like seeing somebody
blow their head off on like a television what will you split, dude,
doodle, which is like, you know, I'm sure because of things like
that that they have like much more of a delay now on television, you
know, to like make sure that they have enough time to cut out,
because yeah, that's nuts that that can even video of that. And that
was the only video in my life that I could not finish. That guy,
that guy I was on the YouTube on Facebook Live and he ended up
offering himself. That is one of the video, remember, but I didn't
see it. What happened with a red hair he like a red beard,
and he blew his head off and like literally like a few minutes later,
the cops came in, like just by a few minutes they were later.
It was really much yeah, I never saw that. I never watched any
of those sad video. I remember that that dude that went live and shot
that old man on Facebook Live, I don't remember that. I don't watch
any of those dudes, Like, I don't watch it just if I get
the description, like somebody I saw that. I think it was you,
Chris that you I think I'm pretty sure it was you that you quote tweeted
that guy that decapitated his father because he was like some insane rightoid. Oh
yeah, he's like, oh, he's a federal agent. But the thing
that annoyed me is that they barely blurred the head in that picture, Like
you can clearly see his head in a way. I was like, what
is the point of putting this slight little like fuck like that that's not that
doesn't do anything, Like if you can see it was like a two percent.
It was like a two percent. Gosh, it was ridiculous see this
nigga's head and see his fucking I was like, oh cool, Yeah,
I mean I felt so strongly that I was just like people got to see
this because like I feel like I feel like people don't really I feel like
people truly don't understand how unhinged like that fringe of the right wing are,
and I feel like people need to see it. I feel you were like,
look this guy cut his dad's head off. Look at this. That's
a good point. This is very real. Look at it. Look at
it. That's that's a good point that if I were if I were Joe
Biden, I'd put that picture her up on my fucking Campig dude, i
put that picture up on my fucking website. I'd be like, look at
these people. This is the people that you want in power. Are you
kidding? That's what I would do easily. Wait, that's that's great,
especially because this is Nancy Pelosi's a husband. Get here with the hammer.
There's like, like all these instances of crazy shit happening, and I'm like,
all right, what's the worst that the right got? What do they
what do they got to say? Oh, Antifa was beating some people up.
I guess that was I saw them. I saw them trying to compare.
Oh, do you remember when Kathy Griffin held up the fake Trump head,
No, the FA prop. It was like the okay, the comedian
holding a prop, which I agree was fucking dumb. Also, I thought
it was retarded, But that's at least a couple of degrees removed from I
don't know, decapitating your dad. Yeah, like, I don't know,
man, whatever, But none of these people watch our show anyway, so
who can We're not we're preaching the choir, but wild, wild shit anyway.
I don't know. I thought that'd was based based. Damn, you
gotta get this. Let's move want to this one? Yeah, okay,
Conrad common Ball wrote, and he says, hello various stereotypical flesh named flesh
stereotypically named flesh toned dildo's. Recently, I've been in a delirious state due
to a high fever, and I've been having some humorous thoughts, such as
mashing up fulsome prison and the ball crushing factory. Bit. My question is
this, have you ever been severely or lightly or light threateningly sick and had
funny thoughts like that? Well, let me just boil this down to like,
have you ever been so deliriously sick that your mind starts to go?
Is? I think like, basically the translation of this, I've been so
sick, I've steamed. What does that mean? There were steam coming off
my body? Like I was so sick. I was like steam. I
think it like an ice bath. It was really bad. It's really bad.
I don't that's not possible, possible, it's insane. I think you
were actually hating. You might have been. Yeah, I've also been so
sick of I've been freezing in a hundred degree weather. So well, it's
been really bad. Yeah I know you felt that way. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, I remember like it was like steam coming off me. I
was like, it's really bad. The only it wouldn't be steam coming off
I've only seen steam come off of people when they've been out of the sauna
and then it's cold outside, and then that makes sense, like when there's
extreme temperature differences and like, but you having in it, even being in
a room temperature area and saying that you're steaming, it's like it's it's it's
too much, Like I'm like, you were hallucinating, clearly steaming, okay,
And even people with even people with COVID cancer and AIDS don't steam,
Like how how ill do you have to be? AIDS makes you steam?
I don't think it raises your blood pressure. I know it's the temperature your
body. I think it just makes you die. There's no way your body
rises, There's no way your body tympture rises to the point where you steam.
You would have took fire damage. Brook Hurt. I remember after I
got one of the COVID vaccines. I was like, hilariously ill, like
I couldn't believe. Yeah, it was when it was when we were living
together. I remember like I was. I was like in my room giggling.
I was laughing at how much pain I was in because I couldn't believe
it. It was like the only way to process it was to be like,
this is fucking you got the fucking you got the Johnson and Johnson.
Huh No, I got the Maderna And it was the second. It was
the second. It was just it was just it was literally, sorry,
go ahead, sorry, well what Madernale wasn't on? I just wanted to
make sure it was the Maderna. Was that one of the ones that was
an m R A one? Right? I think so? Yeah, Well
Johnson Johnson, Johnson Johnson was a traditional I want to see Yeah, but
uh okay, yeah, no, fucking I remember getting the the I think
it was the second Maderna shot. I remember me and Paul got it,
and we came back home to our apartment to chill and ride out this because
we knew we were going to get sick, because that's what happens after that
vaccine typically to people. So it's like, all right, for like a
day or like for like a few hours, I was, I mean,
I was fine after the first one too. It was the second one that
really fucked me up. But like I couldn't, I could not fucking believe.
I really could not fucking believe. It was like my skeleton and the
rest of my body had were experiencing different different pains entire You know what it
sounds like. It sounds like you got COVID right before you got the fucking
shot, dudey. I mean that's I mean, it's overwhelmingly possible. But
I did hear that just generally, it's like, hey, look, you're
gonna feel rough. Like the idea that was the idea generally was that like,
if you don't feel rough, I mean, that's good, but like
there's a chance that you you might feel basically like like you have COVID.
Like it's basically like a speed run through all of the things that you would
feel if you were to have COVID minus, like the you know, the
breathing stuff. Yeah, but you're gonna feel like in pans, like okay.
And I got home and I was fine, my arm just hurt.
And then I just immediately I think Kinks had walked in on me, like
just laughing, like in my bed because I just like there was no there
was It was like there was no I was not connected to any space that
was connected to temperature at all. I didn't feel hot or cold. I
was just like in an absence of of any of it. So like it
only like gave you a joker serum or something, and like a good yeah
it was joke jokuld not stop laughing. I was sweating. I walk over.
I think I think I walked over to you and then recited all of
Destroyal Humans when you were in your room. And then I walked into the
kitchen to get like water. I was yeah, I was okay, dude.
I don't get sick very often. When I get sick, it's really
bad though, Like every time I do get sick, I feel like I'm
gonna die, Like I feel like, to be fair, though they gave
you, you got the Johnson and Johnson, which is just like basically like
I got what you imagine you got the Uh you got the No you know
you got the real one, the pizer, didn't you. No, Yeah,
I got fighter. I got yeah, Yeah, I got it.
Shout out my nigga. Uh what's that Italian fox name again? Fauci?
You know, hail me. He's taking over the world, infecting all of
us. Uh what do we transcend this or something that's that's folding all?
Yeah, he had that. He had that video of him. You see
that video of him folding dogs into Oregon. Yeah, he was like he
was trying to he was trying to test if he can have puppies fit in
your back pocket to transportation to adopt them. And then exactly then then the
right wing media they got to hold the test. And even though he's trying
to do good work, trying to, you know, make it convenient to
adopt, they had to make it. They had to make it political.
They had to make it. They had to they had to make science political.
It's crazy. Yeah, I mean puppies in your pocket exactly. Wouldn't
you love that? Wouldn't you love a puppy in your pocket? That is
so cute, the idea you're like hanging out with your friends, like what's
in your pocket? Oh, it's my litt puppy that sticks a little head
out like a regular to publics head out like bark marketing goes back in fold
it and you don't you see that video? Case? Did you see that
video of the big rat under the in the subway that drags the other rat
under the dumpster? Did you see that? Dude? I when I went
back to New York recently, like two years ago, I was so under
what. I was so upset about how disgusting New York City is. I
feel like, oh my god, I live didn't miss I was swimming in
this film because Cali is like well, like outside of la is actually not
very filthy at all. But New York City is disgusting everywhere except for like
maybe parts of Queens and like an uppity Brooklyn. Now that's fucking now Manhattan
like down even downtown Manhattan's fucking nice. In comparison, I wouldn't go.
I've lower East Side of City. I was there recently. It was like
this is still kind of this trash because recently what we're talking about like a
year or two ago. Man, I will say, too many people on
top of each other. That's the problem. Literally, it's all it is.
Yeah, of course, yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure New York
City is more disgusting than l a like because of the concentration. But let's
let's not pre I go back. I'm gonna take a picture of this one
exit of the freeway. There's the one ten freeway if you're going if you're
going north on the one ten, you get off at Manchester. It is
the most disgusting thing you've ever seen in your entire life. It is a
sea of trash. It's like, you know, like say, waves crashing
on the shore. It's just I was like, will somebody just take an
afternoon and please pick this ship up? It's crazy. And then it's like,
dude's just chilling in it and ship they're just fucking like cause it's like
a little comfy, and I'm like, this is fucking nuts, and uh,
I don't know. It's been a while. Hopefully they did something about
it, but for years it's just I was like, oh, I guess
this is the this is the New York is New York. New York is
dirty, but it's also so dirty that you can drink the tap water and
it's great. So yeah, I don't know what. I don't know how
that. I don't know how that works. Theater, there'd be no one
there alive right exactly here and here people and here people drink the tap water
and it just fries them slowly, and they's just like, well, that's
not that's not drinkinople top water in California. That's good. I mean,
my kiddies is a little warm because of it, like legit, like,
but I don't drink tap water in general anymore. But for a while,
for most of my life growing up, you know'd have kool aid mixed tap
water and stuff. But I remember, around like say my early twenties,
around twenty twenty one, my left side where my kid he was starting to
feel really bad, and I stopped drinking tapwater. Dude, meat. Moving
to LA was what made me like water. Oh it's interesting because I because
I didn't like water before, because I was like, why the fuck would
I drink water when I could drink anything else that is twice as refreshing and
tastes infinitely better. Why would I do that? Like? What purpose?
Like Why would I have that when I could have like an iced tea or
like a lemonade or a fucking especially as a kid, like a fucking like
a high sea fruit punch or something like this is so much better than a
plain ass cup of water with my fries and shits. What the fuck?
Why would I do? Why would I bestow this blandness on me? And
then I moved to La and then I had a cup of tap water or
like a sip of tap water. I was like, oh, oh,
it's like it's bland, it's but it's not. Yeah, it's like,
oh it's bland, but it's not horrible. So and then I remember,
like I started, I started drinking water when I came out here, like
it, like when I would buy like you know, either filters or or
bottled water, like a lot more regularly than I than I wouldn't before.
I've always loved water man that way. I feel like it's so inhumans to
crave water. I feel like it's not even in human, sorry, just
against nature, where like everything craves water essentially like well the thing to me,
well, the thing to me, I remember, everything has thirst,
right, everything gets thirsty and they go that we have the water that quench
our thirst that are fucking that tastes like candy. Also because we crave shit,
shit doesn't. It just doesn't do it for me. It doesn't when
there's an extra layer of thickness on a lot of things. When I'm really
thirsty, a soda elemonade, any of that ship doesn't hit the way that
say, a fra like a water that is almost frozen, that has a
little bit of fraught, like a little bit of slush in it. Jesus
Christ, that is my favorite foot Like you put a w is the most
That is the most refreshing thing. That's the thing is the most refreshing by
far. Like nothing is like nothing is like gaming. We've all been fucking
hungover, and that that that one drop of water that touches your tongue.
It feels like salvation. It feels like like re divinity touching your body,
you know, because that's when we're thirsty. But when we're drinking, like
when we're having like most of those times, we're not exactly thirsty, but
we have we want us to tastes on sweet because we're addicted to sugar.
Most of us in this country, well to me, I just think it's
it's it's more of just like, well, if I if I'm going to
consume something, why would I not want something that tastes flavor and so and
yeah, to add some flavor to it. And we're not fucking deer,
like we don't have to live like a fucking animal where we're just like going
on the base necessity. It is like ooh, a stream, that's all
I can hope for. It's like now I can get a lemonade. I
love lemonade though personally like but but at the same time, I do think
sincerely that it was hard for me to drink water for a long time because
like when I was really young, I remember almost I almost drowned drinking water.
No just at like a fucking beach, but like the feeling, but
I remember the feeling of swallowing a lot of water and being like this is
fucking like intrinsically like fucked. And then as I would get older, like
I could never like unlink the feeling of genuinely drowning with swallowing water. That's
it was like it was just like not that it would like not that it
would like send me into like a panic or anything. But it was just
like, I, I, this is so why would I want this?
Like why do I Why would I want this? If? If? When
I can have a snapple? I remember I remember going to the y M
c A and jumping in like the deep side, and I went down so
far started getting dark and I was like, I also remember it's getting darker.
I didn't even know that. I thought in the water it was bright
always. I thought the water was huh yeah, when you're dumb ass kid,
yeah happens. And that's a really beautiful thick girl came down and grabbed
me and like swim me to the top, and I was like, dang,
you're really attractive. But also, did you guys know it gets dark
when you go down in the water. I was telling my grandmother. It's
like she didn't know it already because my grandma can't swim. But my grandmother
she's Puerto Rican and Saint told me and then she can't swim for life.
She has. But it's insane because most people, not just Caribbean, they
all know how to swim like fishes. It's terrifying there, Like I'm pretty
sure if Caribbeans cared about the Olympics swimming thing, and they weren't too busy
dominating and running, they would destroy everybody in swimming. But like she,
they're basically that water. They're that water tribe and and what is it avatar?
Literally they're all such good it's them in the Japanese and ship. They're
all such good swimmers because they have to be, because if they don't swim,
they're gonna die one day. One day, the water is gonna come
into town and take them away. But she can't swim. So I was
telling my grandma it gets dark in the water, and she almost drowned herself
with she has like she's afraid of deep. So that's so I was just
traumatizing my grandma the whole day about it. My Grandma's crazy. It gets
dark now, you know that, I will say. To make it down,
I will say too, though as an indictment of water. In some
way, I do think a part of it too is that it always came
in plastic, or at least the stuff that was readily available to me.
And like I remember specifically, like if I had the choice between a cold
plastic bottle of poland spring. This isn't necessarily true now I love Poem and
Spring now, but like at the time, it's like if I could have
a cold plastic bottle of Poe and Spring, or I could have a fucking
freezing glass bottle of Snapple that was like colder by orders of magnitude because it
was in glass, I would be like this, I need I need the
I need the freezing. I need it. You know what's crazy now for
me, dude, I have a tape. I don't like Snapple anyone because
it doesn't refresh me at all. It doesn't refresh me at all either.
I drink it, and I'm like, this doesn't refresh me at all.
I don't like this. Yeah, and now I can't drink it anymore.
I can't drink teas in general because teas don't refresh me. I like tea
still, but like I'm trying to wean down on it in general, especially
the sugary teas. I'm I'm drinking like camameal and stuff like that. But
there's so much Also, there's so much water mouse at all time you've been
glass. Yeah, it's a lot of water. Much water. You should
just get a filter. You should just get a filter. Though we buy
water we shop at Costco, so we buy water like so regularly, like
we just like and buy plastic bottles. Yeah yeah, I know, man,
you need better than that. I know, fil it doesn't make it
taste, and my filter doesn't make it taste. To get the reverse osmosis
five gallons at least, or you can actually spend just a little extra money
and they come in glass gallons. You get a recycling we do. We
do actually recycling frost help enough. I'll never forget. I'll never forget going
to Venice, not Venice Beach, Santa Monica Pier when I was working for
when I started working on Sacred Symbols, because we recorded in person at Collins
Place in Santa Monica. And I went to go throw something in the recycling
and I looked into the garbage can had the divider. It was like one
single can to the divider. It's like recycle trash. And I threw it
in the recycle and I looked down and it was just the same bid it
was that there was no divider in the bin. I was like, that's
all he's fake, that's funny, insane. It was so funny. I
was like, Oh, well, this whole thing is a fucking sham.
Anyway to move on? I jerk off sixteen times today, Rony He says,
Hey, lads, it's my birthday this month. So my question is,
have you wasted a birthday wish on something stupid? I wish for another
week of spring break and COVID lockdown got announced twenty minutes later. Oh very
cool. Oh yeah, that's right. It's March. It's about Yeah,
that's right, March twenty twenty. I don't do birthday wishes. I'm not
a fucking child, you know. So there's either there's fucking I wasted a
birthday. The only birthday wishes I wasted were the ones that I made by
virtue of them being wishes. Very cool, Yeah, yeah, I haven't
like an actual, like make a wish kind of a thing. I can't
remember the last time I've legitimately have thought about wishing for something. No,
I just blow out the candles. I'm like cool. I also don't really
even I don't give a fuck about birthday cakes either though, because I just
want a piece and there's usually a bunch of cake left over. Always I'm
like, yeah's cake. I'm convinced is something that we pretend to like,
cause, like I cake is fine, but it's like I remember, I
remember specifically, I would tell my parents it's like, listen, I don't
want I'll have an ice cream cake because that's basically ice cream. Yeah,
ice cakes out of mind, mat But like if you give I don't want
a birthday cake. What I want is a as I. What I want
is a lot of pizza. That's that's my birthday cake for me. So
if you're if you're ever, if for whatever reason you're planning a birthday thing,
I just want pizza. That's it. I don't need I don't need
this fucking cake to sit in the fridge for like inevitably too long, because
what are you gona do. You're gonna have cake every day? No you're
not. It's insane, and then it's just gonna get stale and crumbling and
fucked and it's I don't know. Yeah, when I was a kid,
I would fuck up some cake. But there's there's like I don't like cake
anymore. My sweet too have disappeared as we're getting older. I hate that,
say it. My super is slowly trying to disappear, where like if
it's not like peanut butter flavored or like a fruit flavored thing. I just
don't want it. I just I really still't want to get out of my
face. I hate it. Chocolate chip cookies, You're still my thing.
I I'll still fuck up some chocol chip cookies, like I'm still fake.
They're not great cookies, but I just don't like that fake cookies that they
you know, they stay soft like I don't know what they do to them
to keep them soft. Hate that to me so difficult. I love them
even though it is kind of inhuman. It's it's like foreign to me because
when you bake so I well, I just like, what the fuck I'm
wondering what am I eating for them to stay souff like that? Now?
The answer could be simple, but I'm not gonna look it up. Of
course, I'm not gonna look it up and possibly ruin it for me.
But uh, sometimes some stores, man like Circle K had this little box
of cookies, like chocolate cookies were like five bucks and they're fucking amazing,
like like our Albertson's they have those those fucking whatever. But I don't likely
cookies that I the only cookies that I would ever really consider to be like,
oh that was I really liked that, and I would like more were
like my mom would just bake them herself, but nothing like and not like
any special ingredients or anything. She would just bake like standard like chocolatechip cookies,
like from like General Scratch, Like she would like make the dough or
anything, but like the what is it the fucking the cookie dough that you
would get and you would like put the chocolate chips in it and you would
bake it and then she would leave it in there for like a little bit,
not too long, but like it would be crisp, like really crispy.
I don't know the point where like that would be dude crispy. The
way the cookie crumbles is an expression for a reason, like a cookie should
never fucking melt. My mouth is so gross. I put my cookies and
I put my cookies and milk, but that's so wrong. Almond milk,
vanilla almond milk and chocolate chip cookies is like to me that that ship like
I would replace like Jojo for that if if if it was unlimited, you
know what I mean, Like if if someone was like you can either have
your wife that you know you love dearly and everything, or you can have
unlimited vanilla almond milk and chocolate chip cookies maybe like chips a hoy or something
or what I would yeah, all right, I would give up a lot.
I would give up a lot for those exact crispy chocolate chip cookies.
I would give up Lily only if I knew she would not know why I'm
giving her up bread though, like she can't be informed why something that insignificant
milk break her. She'd be like, really, because I love I love
cheesecake, like I love like I like because that's good because there's there's like
mid cake. Most cake is mid, some cake is bad, but then
there's great cake, a great like a slice of cheesecake. Like there's like
there's some cakes that are like really good cakes, like damn, like you
think, like whoa, Yeah, I had the best cheesecake I ever had
in my life at a place called Juniors in in the city. I actually
it's in Manhattan, right, it's in Manhattan. Well, there's there's one
in or there's one somewhere else in one of the other boroughs that I that
I remember, but like, yeah, Junior, there's one in in in
Times Square and one in Mount Vernon. Yea, and it's like a red
it's a red diner looking place. But that cheesecake was fucking next. We
went there at the grand opening though, so they were probably like really they
were probably like really prim and on point for like all we just I remember
me and Anissa showed up there. It happened to be on the grand opening.
I was like, oh ship, what the and that was so good?
But I think I'm like Oreo cheesecake is my favorite. Man never had
or chocolate. I've never had anither. It's just made with little Oreo like
the little Oreo cookie pieces. It's just pretty much that like scattered throughout,
like not like actually Oreo, but like the cookie pot of the Oreo is
crumble, like that's an ice cream cake Oreo stuff. But when I'm thinking
of cheesecake, I'm thinking of a traditional slice of cheesecake. Man, you
had Oreo cheesecake. I like chocolate Hershey's a pie or like you ever had
that Sunday pie. That's just bomb. That's it's that's just too sweet for
me. Now now I think it is it weird? Is it weird that
like I like a lot of OREO oriented things like I like an oreo like
milkshake and stuff like that, you know, like cookies and cream type things
like I love that. It's great, but like oreos by themselves, it's
such a fucking underwhelming thing in every sense of the word to me, Like
that cream feels wrong and the cookies kind of as a cookie it's never by
itself. Never. I recently bought Sane a vanilla pint of ice cream with
some Oreos and stuff, and then I finished the ice cream and I had
oils left over. I threw them away just whatever. I'm not eating these.
This is just gonna hurt me if I I'm not gonna like it and
they're gonna hurt me. Yeah, So like fun this, Yeah, it's
kind of like what I I'm gonna get for sure, I'm wanna get to
cheap. I had that forever. Yeah, I mean either I'm yeah,
maybe I'll do maybe I'll get something today. Uh, anyway, let's get
the funk on out of here. Yeah, what's that Joen makings up a
bobsled team? Actually, I thought I saw a fucking dinosaur outside my windows,
you know, like there's people moving into their move been like weird shipping.
I know that I see the same ship that now you know how you
know you have skitzophrames when you start seeing bugs, that's crazy. Bugs everywhere.
That's apparently like, that's apparently real. So if you ever, like,
if you find yourself startled by spiders that aren't there, it's probably call
someone you like, cut your hand and spiders start coming out your skin.
What is that you say, I'm asking for a friend, asking for a
friend. I'm just asking for a friend. My buddy can do that.
I don't do that. Just have your friends splash a piss on it and
it should heal it. That's crazy. You get cut really bad and you're
like, what do I do? And you just open a fucking jug of
frash? All right, just close up. It's like game changer. Can
I voice on? I really don't like I don't like how on the X
Men movies, Wolverine doesn't have the metal exterior slit things like he has in
the comics, so he doesn't hurt his hands every time he retrewd his claws.
That really anoys. He doesn't have that in the movies. But like,
whatever, you know, this is me being a person that pays attention
to lef Does he have a healing factor? Why would he be worried about
it hurting because it's still because it doesn't. It's so insane. He's gonna
hurt him every time he's his powers. He has the things that like literally
a metal like his his knuckles have the little little dots on it that he
just come right out of that because they're probably like when they're doing the weapon
next thing, they're probably like, it's just dumb, and this motherfucker hurts
himself every time he uses his powers. Let's just make a canal that make
it easier for him than use it. I like that they addressed it though.
I like that they at least addressed it. It's like, is that
hurt? And it's like when they come on he every time? Every time,
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