WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.440 --> 00:00:16.559 Hey, look, hey, hey everybody, Hey, welcome to this Knock 2 00:00:16.600 --> 00:00:21.559 Kang podcast. Sween he's still dead, he's still missing. He's being vigorously 3 00:00:21.600 --> 00:00:26.039 touched on as we speak. Yeah, strangers beyond our control. I got 4 00:00:26.039 --> 00:00:33.920 a I got a ransom video. Oh did yeah? Yeah, he he 5 00:00:34.119 --> 00:00:38.200 was you know, it showed sweety on his knees, you know, bound 6 00:00:38.479 --> 00:00:43.960 gagged with an apple. Of course, he's beaten, bloody, and essentially 7 00:00:44.000 --> 00:00:46.640 the guy, you know, using one of those voice distortion things, was 8 00:00:46.679 --> 00:00:50.560 like, I want and I'm be honest. The voice, even though the 9 00:00:50.600 --> 00:00:53.679 voice was distorted, it was a little I could tell what region it was 10 00:00:53.679 --> 00:00:58.479 from. 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I 34 00:02:38.280 --> 00:02:40.639 We're gonna focus a lot on questions because there's a lot of new patrons on 35 00:02:40.639 --> 00:02:44.680 the five dollars tier, a lot of people asking questions now because of the 36 00:02:45.159 --> 00:02:47.719 merch promotion, a lot of in like two days, there's like a ship 37 00:02:47.800 --> 00:02:51.759 ton of questions. So we're gonna focus on questions today. But I do 38 00:02:51.840 --> 00:02:54.879 want to mention. I do want to mention at the very least, there 39 00:02:54.919 --> 00:03:00.439 is one thing that's happening in the news. There's a look, I don't 40 00:03:00.800 --> 00:03:02.759 I don't know the politics of what's happening right now. I know there's like 41 00:03:02.800 --> 00:03:07.360 a bunch of like protests happening on student campuses. I genuinely, and I 42 00:03:07.439 --> 00:03:10.800 mean this sincerely, have no fucking clue what is going on because I've been 43 00:03:10.879 --> 00:03:15.439 so offline I since I don't. I'm not even exaggerating when I say this. 44 00:03:15.479 --> 00:03:21.800 I'm so disconnected from this that it's it's it's astounding, it really, 45 00:03:21.879 --> 00:03:25.919 I've actually it's I'm flat, but it's probably it's probably the majority. It's 46 00:03:25.960 --> 00:03:30.800 probably is the majority. Right, It's Look, man, the protests are 47 00:03:30.879 --> 00:03:37.599 awesome, I'll just say that. And it is very cool seeing Palestinians acknowledge 48 00:03:37.599 --> 00:03:42.319 the protests worth like signs and stuff and holding up a college, uh, 49 00:03:43.199 --> 00:03:46.039 universities and stuff and science is kind of saying like we see you, like 50 00:03:46.120 --> 00:03:49.439 thank you, and that's all I say about it. That's cool. But 51 00:03:50.199 --> 00:03:53.879 other than that, like people are fucking busy, bro, I get it. 52 00:03:53.879 --> 00:03:58.520 It's it's fucking yeah. I also I get it. The way I 53 00:03:58.560 --> 00:04:03.800 feel about it, it's like it's it ain't going anywhere. As as fucked 54 00:04:03.840 --> 00:04:09.199 up as that sound. I mean, they're going to the ground, you 55 00:04:09.240 --> 00:04:11.719 know what I mean. You know what I mean? This conflict is is 56 00:04:11.759 --> 00:04:15.280 how long? How old is this conflict? Like this it'll I'll catch it 57 00:04:15.319 --> 00:04:19.879 is. But yeah, the reason I wanted to bring it up is because 58 00:04:20.040 --> 00:04:23.959 there's been a big kind of conversation on Twitter, especially with like a lot 59 00:04:24.000 --> 00:04:27.199 of streamer people weighing in. Obviously Hassan's weighing in. He's a political streamer. 60 00:04:27.240 --> 00:04:30.279 Obviously, Destiny's weighing in, and and for some reason, asmen Gold 61 00:04:30.319 --> 00:04:33.800 is weighing in also, and he's kind of like, yeah, he's he's 62 00:04:34.199 --> 00:04:36.639 yeah, he's kind of like poking fun at the protesters, kind of like 63 00:04:38.160 --> 00:04:44.959 doing all this stuff. And it's not surprising necessarily, but I and I 64 00:04:44.959 --> 00:04:47.439 don't even again, I'm so detached from the situation that I don't even necessarily 65 00:04:47.480 --> 00:04:54.399 I don't know what is going on. But I will say this. I 66 00:04:54.480 --> 00:05:00.120 will say this, if I hypothetically agreed with everything asmen Gold was saying, 67 00:05:01.240 --> 00:05:05.480 or his position on this issue, which I'm sure is very nuanced and very 68 00:05:05.839 --> 00:05:11.480 deeply researched, Yeah, I feel like even if that were the case, 69 00:05:11.639 --> 00:05:15.319 I would still be like, if I was in that audience and I like 70 00:05:15.360 --> 00:05:17.120 had that perspective, I still feel like I would be like, hey, 71 00:05:17.199 --> 00:05:24.639 can we can we get somebody who isn't caked in filth to say this? 72 00:05:26.639 --> 00:05:30.399 Like I just I feel like genuine like from completely a politically speaking, I 73 00:05:30.439 --> 00:05:34.439 feel like I would be a little embarrassed to have such a filthy person. 74 00:05:34.720 --> 00:05:39.680 Did you see that picture going around of his room where like he's got bloodstains 75 00:05:39.680 --> 00:05:44.439 on the wall, and apparently it was like like, oh yeah, he 76 00:05:44.759 --> 00:05:46.720 replied to me, He's like, oh yeah, my gums would my gums 77 00:05:46.759 --> 00:05:49.879 bleed every night and I would just wipe it on the wall instead of getting 78 00:05:49.959 --> 00:06:00.399 up like yo, there's I just can't. I'm sorry, it's so bad. 79 00:06:00.920 --> 00:06:04.600 That is so bad. It's an absolutely disgusting and I saw a picture 80 00:06:04.639 --> 00:06:11.560 of him associating he was hanging out with other famous streamers or whatever. It 81 00:06:11.680 --> 00:06:15.600 was like famous people, and all I could think was, I can't even 82 00:06:15.639 --> 00:06:18.759 imagine how much that dude smells. Like there's no way that guy smells good. 83 00:06:18.800 --> 00:06:23.600 Yeah, there's no way. He's like, oh man, like maybe 84 00:06:23.920 --> 00:06:28.000 at best he smells like axe body spray. At best, he just he 85 00:06:28.160 --> 00:06:30.839 doesn't shower, but he puts on after. He's like, good, I 86 00:06:30.959 --> 00:06:33.959 smell good now, because if you don't, if you're at the point where 87 00:06:34.000 --> 00:06:40.720 you don't brush your you're you're in. You're a first worlder that is rich. 88 00:06:41.759 --> 00:06:45.319 And even before he was insanely wealthy, just doing well enough, you 89 00:06:46.519 --> 00:06:50.079 can't afford I mean, a dentist in office. You don't even have to 90 00:06:50.319 --> 00:06:55.600 visit the dentists and pay them. Just being in the office itself, there 91 00:06:55.639 --> 00:07:00.680 will be toothbrush items, there will be toothcare available for you. There is 92 00:07:00.040 --> 00:07:04.040 there is free shit, Like, there is zero excuse to not brush your 93 00:07:04.040 --> 00:07:09.519 teeth. There's no it's not even absolutely no, it's not even It's not 94 00:07:09.600 --> 00:07:12.720 even that that bothers me. It's the fact that like, dude, okay, 95 00:07:12.759 --> 00:07:17.240 look, you got ginger vitis sucks, but like you're you wipe the 96 00:07:17.279 --> 00:07:23.560 blood on your wall, dude, Like that is a next level that is 97 00:07:23.759 --> 00:07:30.600 so fucking grimy. It's unbelievable. Like I really, like I couldn't believe 98 00:07:30.600 --> 00:07:31.480 it when I saw that. I thought it was like AI or something. 99 00:07:31.560 --> 00:07:35.199 I was like, there's no shot that he actually and that you would admit 100 00:07:35.240 --> 00:07:40.279 to doing that, Like there's no shame. That's the thing. He doesn't 101 00:07:40.360 --> 00:07:44.560 see anything wrong, Like the fact that there's even these pictures that exist. 102 00:07:45.240 --> 00:07:47.680 If I like, say, my my office right now, there's there's some 103 00:07:47.720 --> 00:07:51.759 shit on the floor right now, like nothing crazy, but there's a water 104 00:07:51.839 --> 00:07:56.639 bottle, o feces, there's like there's a yeah, yeah, there's some 105 00:07:56.720 --> 00:07:59.759 shit on the floor, but there's like my, my, my, goku 106 00:07:59.800 --> 00:08:03.360 be me. There's a I took my socks off last night and they're still 107 00:08:03.360 --> 00:08:07.279 there, so it's a little cluttered, but like it's but you would never 108 00:08:07.360 --> 00:08:11.480 know because I would never show. It's not even that bad. But still 109 00:08:11.560 --> 00:08:15.959 even though I got a pair of sweatpants back there on the floor that I 110 00:08:15.959 --> 00:08:24.839 haven't picked up, WHOA what a tornado back there? Goddamn disaster. Yeah, 111 00:08:24.040 --> 00:08:26.319 but like I would, I wouldn't would never show I am self aware 112 00:08:26.439 --> 00:08:30.079 enough to where there's no way, there's no shot that I would ever show 113 00:08:30.399 --> 00:08:35.120 how filthy I am. And when you see that these pictures are have been, 114 00:08:35.159 --> 00:08:41.279 they were taken and shared without any problem or to admit to I wipe 115 00:08:41.600 --> 00:08:48.039 my gum my bloody gums on on the wall, and it just it says 116 00:08:48.159 --> 00:08:50.559 so much about a person. It says so much about a person that you're 117 00:08:50.559 --> 00:08:58.960 like, Bro, do you remember he got some controversfore you when you said 118 00:09:00.159 --> 00:09:05.519 wipe wipe his gums against the bloody why I physically imagined him pressing his gums 119 00:09:05.879 --> 00:09:11.159 against the wall as they were bleeding against it and like scraping them against it. 120 00:09:11.720 --> 00:09:15.000 Look, I'm not gonna pretend like I have amazing Like my teeth are 121 00:09:15.000 --> 00:09:16.840 pretty are kind of fucked too, Like they've been stained by a lot of 122 00:09:16.879 --> 00:09:20.120 like tea and coffee, and it kind of bothers me. Staining is is 123 00:09:20.200 --> 00:09:26.159 unavoidable. If you eat food and drink stuff, you're gonna you're not gonna 124 00:09:26.159 --> 00:09:31.039 avoid having stained teeth unless you're one of those people that go over the top. 125 00:09:31.159 --> 00:09:33.360 Right, you go over the top, you get your teeth bleached. 126 00:09:33.639 --> 00:09:37.039 You do all these extra things but it is natural to have stains on your 127 00:09:37.080 --> 00:09:41.240 teeth. It's unavoidable. If you fucking eat, it's gonna happen. But 128 00:09:41.279 --> 00:09:48.039 then there's your gums bleeding. That's actually different that you are not making Yeah, 129 00:09:48.080 --> 00:09:52.639 that's you, not like it's simply just you, not mouthwash, not 130 00:09:52.759 --> 00:09:58.080 gargling. It's really that. It's really that if you're not fucking using mouthwash 131 00:09:58.159 --> 00:10:01.080 there it's a very easy chance that you can get ginger vitis because a lot 132 00:10:01.080 --> 00:10:07.080 of people don't really brush their gums. But like the the mouthwash kind of 133 00:10:07.120 --> 00:10:11.679 takes care of the you know, it prevents ginger vitis, so you get 134 00:10:11.720 --> 00:10:16.120 Like anyway, we already know. He's absolutely disgusting and it is weird that 135 00:10:16.159 --> 00:10:18.960 you would want to use this guy. I don't even know because he didn't 136 00:10:18.960 --> 00:10:20.399 really say what was this position? He said he was making fun of the 137 00:10:20.440 --> 00:10:24.480 protesters. Yeah he was. He let me, I can't remember exactly, 138 00:10:24.600 --> 00:10:31.200 let me look it up. Uh real quick, here asmn Gold. By 139 00:10:31.200 --> 00:10:33.399 the way, I've agreed with some of the stuff thatsmen Gold said before, 140 00:10:33.440 --> 00:10:35.679 like as far as like gaming goes, but uh no, he has Yeah, 141 00:10:35.840 --> 00:10:39.519 he has some reasonable takes outside of politics. In my it from what 142 00:10:39.559 --> 00:10:45.960 I've seen, his takes outside of politics are reasonable, but when he's talking 143 00:10:46.000 --> 00:10:52.919 about politics, it's pretty clear the type of people he watches. He put 144 00:10:52.919 --> 00:10:54.679 it this way, he liked he he he liked to tweet by Ian Miles 145 00:10:54.759 --> 00:10:58.759 Chong, which is kind of like a right, well they're that kind of 146 00:10:58.279 --> 00:11:03.759 that says so much. He's, uh, yeah, it's it's you know, 147 00:11:03.919 --> 00:11:09.919 it's it's something. It's something to consider that. It is something absolute 148 00:11:09.000 --> 00:11:13.279 to consider that anyone don't. I can't really, I can't even say I 149 00:11:13.360 --> 00:11:16.600 can trust anyone that would be like, oh yeah, this guy's ah, 150 00:11:18.000 --> 00:11:22.600 I should get some news and information from this fucking guy. It's immediately I'm 151 00:11:22.600 --> 00:11:24.519 like, oh, well, all right, Yeah that's how I feel. 152 00:11:24.600 --> 00:11:28.279 I feel. I feel like that about a lot of people, though, 153 00:11:28.759 --> 00:11:33.360 where yeah, I kind of yeah, outside of politics, there's a lot 154 00:11:33.399 --> 00:11:35.679 of people that I'm like, yeah, like, uh, this band all 155 00:11:35.720 --> 00:11:39.679 that remains. They just dropped a new single after like six years. You 156 00:11:39.720 --> 00:11:43.240 know, their main guitar has died in a very sketchy way, and there's 157 00:11:43.240 --> 00:11:45.399 been like a lot of shit going on, and then after all these years, 158 00:11:45.440 --> 00:11:48.440 they finally dropped a single. And I was actually kind of browsing through 159 00:11:48.440 --> 00:11:54.759 some forums and and and uh and whatnot and Reddit, just because I wanted 160 00:11:54.759 --> 00:11:58.879 to get like a sense of what people thought about the lead singer, and 161 00:11:58.879 --> 00:12:01.200 because he's like a liberally and he works. He's now a contributor on Tim 162 00:12:01.240 --> 00:12:03.840 Poole's podcast, and so I just wanted to get a feel for what a 163 00:12:03.840 --> 00:12:07.440 lot of people were saying. Yeah, and there's a lot of people that 164 00:12:07.519 --> 00:12:11.720 obviously are trashing the shit out of him. But I've spoken with him. 165 00:12:11.759 --> 00:12:13.840 I'm an acquaintance of his. He's actually featured on one of my videos and 166 00:12:13.919 --> 00:12:18.279 so outside we're talking. Cool guy. But I don't want to talk to 167 00:12:18.320 --> 00:12:22.120 him about politics ever, No, I don't want to do it. It's 168 00:12:22.240 --> 00:12:28.320 it's always it's always disheartening whenever, like because if you look at my profile 169 00:12:28.480 --> 00:12:33.000 anywhere, you're probably going to have a tough time predicting what you're going to 170 00:12:33.039 --> 00:12:35.879 see, like the people that I'm going to retweet, or the or the 171 00:12:37.360 --> 00:12:41.399 things that I like, like you're like on Twitter, like publicly, Like, 172 00:12:41.480 --> 00:12:45.639 it's going to be really difficult for you to predict what that's going to 173 00:12:45.679 --> 00:12:50.000 be. But whenever somebody disagrees with me on like something political, I always 174 00:12:50.000 --> 00:12:52.720 go to their page, and I always I always know exactly what I'm going 175 00:12:52.759 --> 00:12:56.799 to find. I always know exactly the accounts that I'm going to see retweeted, 176 00:12:56.919 --> 00:12:58.480 I know exactly the accounts I'm going to see in their likes, and 177 00:12:58.519 --> 00:13:03.679 it's all always right. It's always right. I'm never incorrect about it. 178 00:13:03.919 --> 00:13:07.559 And it's like, God, damn, that's like NPC shit, Like literally, 179 00:13:07.159 --> 00:13:13.080 like you are so route, you are so predictable in your routine that 180 00:13:13.159 --> 00:13:18.399 I know exactly I know who you watch just by your blanket perspective on like 181 00:13:18.440 --> 00:13:20.840 anything that I have to say. It's wild, and uh yeah, I 182 00:13:20.879 --> 00:13:24.679 don't know how people function that way. I don't. Maybe they're all, 183 00:13:24.279 --> 00:13:28.240 you know, maybe that's like an like a nightly reprogramming, like a nightly 184 00:13:28.360 --> 00:13:33.440 like hard Reset, where everybody's you know, they go to bed, they 185 00:13:33.440 --> 00:13:35.799 wipe their bloody gums on the wall, and then they wake up and they're 186 00:13:35.799 --> 00:13:37.919 like, oh, you, Miles Strong has a lot of good points. 187 00:13:37.440 --> 00:13:41.759 I like the way smart. I like you. I like what you try 188 00:13:41.799 --> 00:13:45.159 to kill. I like how you try to kill a YouTuber. You try 189 00:13:45.159 --> 00:13:48.240 to swat him and get him killed and then and then admit it to a 190 00:13:48.799 --> 00:13:52.120 sex worker so like like, oh, I'm gonna I'm gonna gloat. I'm 191 00:13:52.120 --> 00:13:56.320 gonna gloat to a fucking OnlyFans chick about like how I try to kill somebody. 192 00:13:56.559 --> 00:14:01.039 That's a great give me think about that. Think about that as a 193 00:14:01.120 --> 00:14:03.440 concept of thinking. That is a thing to be, like, hey, 194 00:14:05.039 --> 00:14:07.639 what do you think of me? Now? Like you like that because they're 195 00:14:07.679 --> 00:14:13.480 like, bro, who thinks murder I mean other than murderers or attempted murders? 196 00:14:13.480 --> 00:14:15.559 That like, oh that yeah, that rules, bro, that fucking 197 00:14:15.639 --> 00:14:18.759 rules. Dude, You're you're a really good guy. And the fact that 198 00:14:18.799 --> 00:14:22.519 this guy sells a platform, I mean, I guess nothing really surprises me 199 00:14:22.519 --> 00:14:26.080 anymore. Yeah, I am a little bit surprised about I'm a little bit 200 00:14:26.080 --> 00:14:31.360 surprised about the risk how many people have because it's the cognitive dissonance. How 201 00:14:31.360 --> 00:14:37.960 many of these people right now, like asthmen Gold understand legacy media mainstream used 202 00:14:37.960 --> 00:14:41.799 to be called mainstream media, but now legacy media is less popular than like 203 00:14:41.879 --> 00:14:46.919 say, independent media like a Tim Poole or something like they they will their 204 00:14:48.039 --> 00:14:52.360 reach is more vast, like but they just have a less bigger production. 205 00:14:52.960 --> 00:14:56.200 But like you see the biggest news on Facebook, the most like, and 206 00:14:56.240 --> 00:15:00.759 the most traffic will come from like the Daily Wire or something for example, 207 00:15:01.080 --> 00:15:03.759 right, which like, so, but the thing is so now it's been 208 00:15:03.799 --> 00:15:07.720 classified as legacy media, but like, how many people know that legacy media 209 00:15:07.799 --> 00:15:09.440 is bullshit? They will say, oh, yeah, you don't trust that 210 00:15:09.440 --> 00:15:13.639 shit, like they're all just lying, it's all propaganda. But then at 211 00:15:13.639 --> 00:15:18.600 the same time those motherfuckers will still consume pieces of it and be like, 212 00:15:20.080 --> 00:15:24.679 I like what they're saying. So I'm just going I'm like, wha, 213 00:15:24.360 --> 00:15:28.919 yeah, whoa. We'll hold on a second. It's always super hippocal. 214 00:15:28.960 --> 00:15:31.600 Well, it's just annoying. It's kind of just it is just it's the 215 00:15:31.720 --> 00:15:35.480 major it's not even the well, of course it's hypocritical, but it's like 216 00:15:35.519 --> 00:15:41.080 the how do you hold these two thoughts? You know, Like the cognitive 217 00:15:41.080 --> 00:15:43.279 dissonance is something that's so fascinating to me because I'm like, how do you 218 00:15:43.320 --> 00:15:48.000 hold these two thoughts together? You understand this, but then you're still consuming 219 00:15:48.000 --> 00:15:52.000 some of it. And the way that I am surprised how many people are, 220 00:15:52.840 --> 00:15:56.799 like the way that they'll even classify the protesters. They'll call them like 221 00:15:56.960 --> 00:16:02.159 pro Hama supporters, and I'm like, bro, Is that what you really 222 00:16:02.200 --> 00:16:06.240 think? Do you think when people were against like the Iraq and Afghanistan like 223 00:16:06.279 --> 00:16:08.159 ship that was going on, all the fucking mass deaths, over a million 224 00:16:08.200 --> 00:16:14.120 dead motherfuckers, do you think they were pro al Qaeda? Like how fucking 225 00:16:14.200 --> 00:16:18.600 stupid are you? Like? Come on, Yeah, it's a it's these 226 00:16:18.639 --> 00:16:23.240 pro all kind of protests. Like it's like a very first grade it's a 227 00:16:23.320 --> 00:16:26.320 very first grade understanding of like how the world works. But like whatever, 228 00:16:26.360 --> 00:16:32.200 you know, people totally some people just don't. Some people just don't got 229 00:16:32.200 --> 00:16:36.240 it. Uh but some people I don't know, don't. They just don't 230 00:16:36.279 --> 00:16:40.399 got it. Man. But uh, I there's no I can't. I 231 00:16:40.440 --> 00:16:44.080 can't get over the asthma gold dirtiness though, I can't get over Yeah, 232 00:16:44.240 --> 00:16:47.720 I really that really that really is I think it's it's just it's really difficult 233 00:16:47.759 --> 00:16:51.879 for me to respect somebody who who is filthy but doesn't have to be Like 234 00:16:51.960 --> 00:16:55.879 I just I don't know what it is like and it's not I I assure 235 00:16:55.919 --> 00:16:59.200 you, I really, I sincerely, I really do promise that this has 236 00:16:59.240 --> 00:17:03.680 nothing to do with like, oh he has the like uh an opposing position 237 00:17:03.759 --> 00:17:07.119 to mine potentially, Like I swear to you, Like, if I had 238 00:17:07.160 --> 00:17:08.200 somebody in my camp who was saying the same thing, I'd be like, 239 00:17:08.200 --> 00:17:11.640 there are better people to deliver this. There are there are There are better 240 00:17:11.640 --> 00:17:15.680 people. You only the guy who like look, fondles roaches, wipes his 241 00:17:15.759 --> 00:17:22.920 gum blood on the wall and fucking like smells like acts in a like a 242 00:17:22.960 --> 00:17:26.680 fermented axe. Like we don't. Yeah, he was like, probably due 243 00:17:26.319 --> 00:17:32.079 that's acts in a porta potty like access has been like sprayed and port that's 244 00:17:32.079 --> 00:17:34.519 probably what he smells like. Bro, I want to do. I saw 245 00:17:34.559 --> 00:17:38.559 something on Twitter a while ago and it was there's some girl I don't know 246 00:17:38.599 --> 00:17:41.599 who the fuck this hick is. I think she's a streamer as well, 247 00:17:41.359 --> 00:17:47.920 and she went on a rant about how filthy Asthma gold is and me, 248 00:17:48.000 --> 00:17:48.960 I'm like, well, yeah, I get it, of course. And 249 00:17:49.000 --> 00:17:53.880 then so x QC came out and defense was shitting on this girl, calling 250 00:17:53.920 --> 00:17:59.160 her fat or something and like a drug un I don't know anything about her, 251 00:17:59.839 --> 00:18:04.640 but it was bizarre seeing I'm like, why why is anybody? Why 252 00:18:04.640 --> 00:18:11.400 would anybody defend this filth? And somebody really some EXQC, well ha on. 253 00:18:12.039 --> 00:18:18.279 Somebody replied with exqc's room in some pictures he's had and he's not as 254 00:18:18.319 --> 00:18:22.079 filthy as asthmen gold, but he's one of those people. So then I 255 00:18:22.200 --> 00:18:26.559 understood that he actually, oh, he lives in squalor as well, and 256 00:18:26.000 --> 00:18:30.759 he obviously takes that as a fence too, because he lives the same lifestyle 257 00:18:30.799 --> 00:18:33.240 and he's like, well, he doesn't think anything's wrong with it. And 258 00:18:33.279 --> 00:18:37.839 again another rich motherfucker beyond belief, wears all these rollies and shit, and 259 00:18:37.839 --> 00:18:41.759 then apparently he's filthy as fuck too, and and look at it, and 260 00:18:41.799 --> 00:18:45.799 I excuse is an absolute fucking mon But I will say I saw him one 261 00:18:45.839 --> 00:18:52.200 time like mentally disabled, like there's no question, but I will say I 262 00:18:52.240 --> 00:18:59.799 saw him one time really pushed back against Aiden Ross because Aiden Ross is like 263 00:18:59.839 --> 00:19:03.759 the the excessor the successor of Andrew Tat or whatever is trying to be. 264 00:19:03.880 --> 00:19:07.759 Yeah, he's he's like, he's like Andrew Tates cell junior. Right, 265 00:19:07.839 --> 00:19:12.880 yeah, yeah, yeah, that's exactly what it is. And I saw 266 00:19:12.920 --> 00:19:18.359 him pushing back because he was talking about the the like I think he was 267 00:19:18.400 --> 00:19:23.240 basically advocating uh SQC, saying there isn't this gay agenda thing, like there 268 00:19:23.319 --> 00:19:30.279 there is people just trying to live normally and comfortably and you are a bigot 269 00:19:30.319 --> 00:19:33.559 and just having a problem with it and saying it's like some fucking epidemic or 270 00:19:33.599 --> 00:19:36.640 whatever the fuck. And I was like, whoa, it was really weird 271 00:19:36.640 --> 00:19:41.680 seeing excuc have like a really good, reasonable, normal take, really, 272 00:19:41.160 --> 00:19:45.519 when everything else that I've seen him in has been just the dumbest fucking bullshit 273 00:19:45.559 --> 00:19:51.400 ever. So I was like, at least his politics seem reasonable. That's 274 00:19:51.400 --> 00:19:55.480 all I can say about excuse, you know, just to be like being 275 00:19:55.559 --> 00:19:59.839 charitable, but he's still a filthy uft. I guess, I just I 276 00:20:00.039 --> 00:20:03.240 know. It's it's really difficult for me, Like if dude, I'm sorry, 277 00:20:03.319 --> 00:20:07.839 Like there's like if like if Bernie Sanders was on the campaign trail and 278 00:20:07.880 --> 00:20:10.440 he was just caked and shit and you could see it on him, like 279 00:20:10.480 --> 00:20:11.359 you can see it like dripping down his hair. So I was like, 280 00:20:11.400 --> 00:20:15.400 there's no, I'm not voting for that guy, Like I'm sorry, Like 281 00:20:15.440 --> 00:20:18.440 that might be like super shallow or whatever, or like like oh, well, 282 00:20:18.440 --> 00:20:21.160 you're not really engaging with the substance. You're judging the person before what 283 00:20:21.160 --> 00:20:22.480 they're saying. It's like, now there's a bunch of people are saying this 284 00:20:22.519 --> 00:20:26.279 who aren't caked in filth, So like I'll just go to those people, 285 00:20:26.720 --> 00:20:30.279 like it's there's there's many of people who you know what I mean, Like 286 00:20:30.319 --> 00:20:33.160 I don't know, just have a higher standard for like who your optics are 287 00:20:33.200 --> 00:20:38.200 important. You're right, optics are arguably like really the unfortunately, like the 288 00:20:38.240 --> 00:20:42.519 only thing that do matter in like this modern era. So like you think 289 00:20:42.519 --> 00:20:45.279 that you'd think that you'd be aware of it. Anyway, let's move on 290 00:20:45.279 --> 00:20:48.799 to some questions from from our people. There's really not anything going on. 291 00:20:48.920 --> 00:20:52.440 There is a whole thing going on in the rap game with Kendrick Lamar and 292 00:20:52.519 --> 00:20:56.279 Drake and j Cole. I want to get killed in on that conversation specifically. 293 00:20:57.799 --> 00:21:03.160 Yeah, so yeah, well we'll hold that off because I'm sure more 294 00:21:03.240 --> 00:21:06.559 stuff will happen by then. But uh, let's see that night man. 295 00:21:07.119 --> 00:21:11.680 Yeah, he's dead. By the way. On our merch store, did 296 00:21:11.720 --> 00:21:15.039 you see the did you see the about section? I wrote I wrote like 297 00:21:15.079 --> 00:21:21.640 a little I wrote, No, I didn't. I wrote a whole spiel 298 00:21:21.680 --> 00:21:29.839 about our origins, our origin stories on our shop. I'm sure there's extremely 299 00:21:29.880 --> 00:21:34.519 accurate. Absolutely, it's all. It's all incredible it's all. It's all 300 00:21:34.640 --> 00:21:38.480 very incredibly accurate. Uh go check that out if you if you have access 301 00:21:38.480 --> 00:21:41.279 to that store. By the way, I had fun writing that. The 302 00:21:41.400 --> 00:21:45.240 Nightman wrote in he says, what is up, my goofy goobers, who's 303 00:21:45.319 --> 00:21:49.119 the strongest fictional character you think you could beat in a fist fight? I'd 304 00:21:49.119 --> 00:21:52.039 say for me, it would be close, but I could probably beat Kayu's 305 00:21:52.119 --> 00:22:03.000 dad. I like this, Yeah, Cayu's father, somebody who's like someone 306 00:22:03.039 --> 00:22:08.400 who's strong, and I could beat them probably, well, the strongest character 307 00:22:08.519 --> 00:22:17.359 in fiction that you could defeat. Basically, it's a good question, Like 308 00:22:18.119 --> 00:22:22.759 it's an interesting question, but I guess the strongest almost feels redundant because it's 309 00:22:22.839 --> 00:22:26.319 like who who? Who do I think I can beat? Just like who? 310 00:22:26.400 --> 00:22:33.279 Right? But the strong like the strongest? Ah, that's so subjective. 311 00:22:33.880 --> 00:22:37.720 Uh, I don't know. I that's that is something that that's a 312 00:22:37.880 --> 00:22:41.640 that's a that that definitely gets the nog and jogging, because I feel like 313 00:22:42.279 --> 00:22:48.759 so many people in fiction are just there there, there's almost no in between. 314 00:22:48.799 --> 00:22:55.400 They're either incredibly because they're just normal people are incredibly strong, right, 315 00:22:55.440 --> 00:23:00.279 because like even like krillin for example, who's one of the weakest out of 316 00:23:00.279 --> 00:23:03.519 the bunch. He would absolutely decimate us. You know. Yeah, It's 317 00:23:03.559 --> 00:23:11.319 one of those things where I'm like, huh, yeah, I think maybe 318 00:23:11.359 --> 00:23:15.039 I don't know man, Like I don't think I could beat Like, I 319 00:23:15.039 --> 00:23:18.119 don't think I could beat mister Satan, you know what I mean. No, 320 00:23:18.400 --> 00:23:22.920 Like, I don't like and and mister Satan is the joke in that 321 00:23:22.000 --> 00:23:26.440 world. So like dragon Ball is off the table, I think like maybe 322 00:23:26.599 --> 00:23:32.920 Yaji Robi maybe, like I think that's I think that's a chance because he's 323 00:23:32.920 --> 00:23:36.480 the guy like Ralph build. Yeah, if he doesn't have a if he 324 00:23:36.519 --> 00:23:41.359 doesn't have a sword. I think maybe I could defeat Yager Roby. I 325 00:23:41.400 --> 00:23:44.039 think I do. Okay, I'll put it. I think I could beat 326 00:23:44.039 --> 00:23:48.079 Sailor Moon. I think I could, Like if I just cut because I 327 00:23:48.119 --> 00:23:52.440 think nobody, nobody interrupts her in the middle of the transfer the transformation sequence, 328 00:23:52.440 --> 00:23:55.000 and I would I just wouldn't let her do it. I would say, 329 00:23:55.039 --> 00:23:57.279 I would not She's a fourteen year old girl. She's a fourteen year 330 00:23:57.279 --> 00:24:00.000 old girl. I would I would, I would would kill her like it 331 00:24:00.000 --> 00:24:03.799 would easily, like it would be there would be no shot. But she's 332 00:24:03.839 --> 00:24:08.720 also very she's strong. Theoretically, You're right, I think I could beat 333 00:24:10.119 --> 00:24:14.720 most of the Sailor Scouts and a tuxedo mask I think, yeah, so 334 00:24:14.880 --> 00:24:18.279 he tuxedo Mask does nothing. He just throws like roses or some shit. 335 00:24:19.400 --> 00:24:22.480 He shows us at the end of He shows up at the end of every 336 00:24:22.519 --> 00:24:26.079 conflict. I don't know if I'm remembering this correctly. I haven't watched Sailor 337 00:24:26.119 --> 00:24:32.920 Moon in like since the nineties. Probably, I think maybe maybe like two 338 00:24:32.960 --> 00:24:36.079 thousand and two was probably like the last time. Even that's being like generously 339 00:24:36.359 --> 00:24:38.000 uh, you know, recent, It was the last time I saw an 340 00:24:38.000 --> 00:24:41.079 episode of Sailor Moon. But I feel like I remember the structure of that 341 00:24:41.119 --> 00:24:48.279 show being Sailor Moon's in trouble, she'd becomes Sailor Moon. She defeats the 342 00:24:48.279 --> 00:24:52.640 thing, and then tuxedo masks come like comes down. It almost does like 343 00:24:52.640 --> 00:24:56.160 a Hercule, where like he kind of takes credit for it in some way, 344 00:24:56.200 --> 00:24:57.599 and then Sailor Moon is like swooning over it because it's like, oh 345 00:24:57.640 --> 00:25:02.559 my god, he beat the beat the person, and then he runs away 346 00:25:02.960 --> 00:25:07.119 all mysterious. The swooning, I don't that is actually funny. The funny 347 00:25:07.119 --> 00:25:12.359 thing is I actually don't have any recollection of him doing anything either, and 348 00:25:12.400 --> 00:25:15.599 maybe that is the joke. It's been too long, so I don't actually 349 00:25:15.640 --> 00:25:21.480 remember the nuance at all, but you're probably right. I do remember there 350 00:25:21.519 --> 00:25:25.839 being a scene, and I don't know if if somebody either put it, 351 00:25:25.960 --> 00:25:29.640 if this was actually the actual dialogue, if somebody wrote it in themselves where 352 00:25:29.680 --> 00:25:33.160 it was something like he shows up and it was like you didn't do anything, 353 00:25:33.799 --> 00:25:36.240 and then he just takes this cape and then fucks off like kind of 354 00:25:36.279 --> 00:25:38.480 a thing. I don't know if that was real or if that was representation 355 00:25:38.559 --> 00:25:45.279 of how it normally goes. But I remember loving Tuxedo Mask, and there 356 00:25:45.319 --> 00:25:49.119 was a brief moment where I was going to start a music project called Tuxedo 357 00:25:49.200 --> 00:25:56.680 Mask, but the SEO was completely fucked because like if yeah, everything would 358 00:25:56.680 --> 00:25:59.680 just immediately go to him and nobody would find my project. And I was 359 00:25:59.680 --> 00:26:04.440 like, that's a good idea, but I tried, but yeah that yeah, 360 00:26:04.519 --> 00:26:07.319 yeah, yeah, I think we can beat up the Sailor Moon Crew. 361 00:26:08.359 --> 00:26:14.920 Maybe not the the the Queen Barrel. I don't I don't know if 362 00:26:14.920 --> 00:26:18.200 they all had different names, because I know I know her name was different 363 00:26:18.599 --> 00:26:22.960 in in English versus the dub versus the original, So I don't know if 364 00:26:22.960 --> 00:26:25.960 they all had different names, but Queen Beryl is the main boss. Well 365 00:26:26.000 --> 00:26:29.920 watching the Dub one and her opinions I think were pretty I don't think I 366 00:26:29.920 --> 00:26:30.680 could beat them. They seem like that a lot of No, I don't 367 00:26:30.680 --> 00:26:33.839 think. I know those are like those are straight up demons, I think, 368 00:26:34.079 --> 00:26:37.319 But I think I could beat I think I think I could beat the 369 00:26:37.319 --> 00:26:40.400 Sailor Scuts, provided I get in there before they transform. And even then 370 00:26:40.440 --> 00:26:44.799 I think I might have a shot. Right, maybe the totally Spies I 371 00:26:44.839 --> 00:26:51.960 would wipe the floor with. I think sure. I think the entire Scooby 372 00:26:52.000 --> 00:26:55.160 Do Gang, with the exception of Fred, probably I think I could take 373 00:26:55.559 --> 00:27:00.880 Fred. Yeah, Fred, I don't it seems jacked in a way that's 374 00:27:00.920 --> 00:27:04.200 like really subtle, like almost like a muscle man, like not like a 375 00:27:04.440 --> 00:27:07.839 not like a like a bodybuilder, but like a like a like a strong 376 00:27:07.920 --> 00:27:11.640 man from like the thirties, you know what I mean, where like he's 377 00:27:11.640 --> 00:27:15.200 got a lot of muscle, but none of it's defined or toned. He 378 00:27:15.279 --> 00:27:18.680 just kind of looks like a just kind of looks like a like a like 379 00:27:18.680 --> 00:27:22.440 like bubble Buddy almost. I feel like he's got that kind of build. 380 00:27:22.920 --> 00:27:26.160 So I think Fred would probably kill me. But I think I could take 381 00:27:26.200 --> 00:27:32.400 Shaggy. I think I could take uh. I mean, Velmont and Daphne 382 00:27:32.440 --> 00:27:37.240 are easy marks. Yeah, Scooby might be a problem, but I think 383 00:27:37.240 --> 00:27:41.119 he's so much a coward be a major problem. That's a massive dog, 384 00:27:41.599 --> 00:27:48.119 but he is a coward away. Yeah, it's Shaggy too, right, 385 00:27:48.200 --> 00:27:51.480 You just pass him a bunt and then you just snap his neck. That's 386 00:27:51.599 --> 00:27:59.480 Shaggy. I bet I promise you that Shaggy has malnutrition, So I think 387 00:27:59.839 --> 00:28:02.160 I think I could twist his I think I could just break his bones like 388 00:28:02.200 --> 00:28:07.440 toothpicks he has he has, he has a tapeworm and he has eatrosis. 389 00:28:07.880 --> 00:28:11.799 So I think I think I could. I think I could just if I 390 00:28:11.839 --> 00:28:17.039 did one pushed down a good flight of stairs and Shaggy's it sounds like you 391 00:28:17.039 --> 00:28:21.240 know those videos where they like roll vases down the stairs on TikTok, or 392 00:28:21.279 --> 00:28:23.640 like they roll like glass bottles down the stairs and wait for them the shatter. 393 00:28:25.200 --> 00:28:29.440 That's that's Shaggy falling down the stairs like you are going to hear breaking 394 00:28:29.640 --> 00:28:36.960 ceramic and glass at every bounce because he's so frail, like I've got no 395 00:28:37.160 --> 00:28:47.839 medical coverage. Yikes. And then fucking cook Scooby we uh we fucking yeah. 396 00:28:47.960 --> 00:28:49.240 And then Fred, Fred, you just get a shotgun. I guess 397 00:28:49.319 --> 00:28:52.480 that you just deal with him with a shotgun, because as strong as he 398 00:28:52.559 --> 00:28:56.799 is, he just blow him away, unless like if I had, if 399 00:28:56.799 --> 00:29:00.559 I had a gun, or like an enchant scepter, I think I could 400 00:29:00.559 --> 00:29:07.359 take Fred Chad sceptor. Yeah, there's those are the only those, the 401 00:29:07.440 --> 00:29:12.279 only two. Those are the only two instances I'm coming out on adience, 402 00:29:12.359 --> 00:29:18.000 Fred, why was that your first thought? An enchanted scept What were you 403 00:29:18.039 --> 00:29:22.359 watching? I really, I don't know. I tried to think of something 404 00:29:22.359 --> 00:29:25.680 else as deadly as a gun, and I couldn't think of it, and 405 00:29:25.720 --> 00:29:30.759 it immediately went to enchanted scepter. I don't know, Okay, but yeah, 406 00:29:30.920 --> 00:29:34.519 I think yeah that counts. I think, yeah, I could take 407 00:29:34.559 --> 00:29:41.359 any fictional kids patch hatch At. I don't know, man, I think 408 00:29:41.240 --> 00:29:45.480 I feel like he has he has too many tricks up his sleeves. You'd 409 00:29:45.480 --> 00:29:48.279 probably he'd probably inject you with the something lethal, like if you got too 410 00:29:48.279 --> 00:29:52.559 close. Yeah, make sure I'm gonna kill you where you kill me? 411 00:29:52.400 --> 00:29:56.279 Hey, look at me. He's got his clown nose on, and he's 412 00:29:56.279 --> 00:30:00.640 got like a big but he's got a non Euclidean bag of tricks, and 413 00:30:00.680 --> 00:30:03.960 he's just like he's pulling out like it's it's just an infinite bag where he's 414 00:30:03.960 --> 00:30:07.519 just pulling out like hammers that are like five times the size of it. 415 00:30:07.680 --> 00:30:11.839 Come over here. I haven't seen Patch Adams in a very very long time. 416 00:30:11.880 --> 00:30:15.079 I don't think that's what the movie is, but I'm pretty sure it's 417 00:30:15.119 --> 00:30:18.240 a movie about a guy in the hospital trying to make people smile by putting 418 00:30:18.240 --> 00:30:22.839 on a cloud nose. I don't think there's any like Jim Carrey's the Mask 419 00:30:22.000 --> 00:30:29.400 type fuckery going on in Patch Adams. But nevertheless, yeah, it's a 420 00:30:29.440 --> 00:30:30.559 it's a good question. I kind of I feel like this could be its 421 00:30:30.559 --> 00:30:33.440 own extra and I would love to get Kingston's input on this, so I 422 00:30:33.440 --> 00:30:37.640 think we might recycle. This might be you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna 423 00:30:37.799 --> 00:30:44.960 put a note here recycle for extra Ammo, because I think that'd be a 424 00:30:45.000 --> 00:30:48.200 good one to come back to with everybody we use after we get some time 425 00:30:48.240 --> 00:30:52.480 to think about it. You know, because I think that's a fun one. 426 00:30:52.720 --> 00:30:57.440 I misspelled recycled. Oh well what, Yeah, I don't know. 427 00:30:59.039 --> 00:31:02.200 I think I typed it. It's it's really you know, like I wrote 428 00:31:02.960 --> 00:31:10.200 restyle, I wrote recyle by accident. That works. It works. Yeah, 429 00:31:10.240 --> 00:31:15.920 whatever, Okay, distraught DM road and he says, hello, Hello, 430 00:31:17.079 --> 00:31:19.480 longtime listener, first time homeless person. Welcome aboard, Welcome to the 431 00:31:19.480 --> 00:31:22.599 homeless. We're gonna have a We're gonna have an army of homeless, the 432 00:31:22.680 --> 00:31:30.200 likes of which not even Rome could withstand. I think, iding easily. 433 00:31:30.240 --> 00:31:37.319 Oh dude, San Francisco is already like they're already on their way. All 434 00:31:37.440 --> 00:31:41.359 right. Yeah, but he writes in, My question is if you could 435 00:31:41.400 --> 00:31:47.559 put six problematic celebrities or media pundits in a death battle, who would it 436 00:31:47.599 --> 00:31:53.960 be? Six problematic celebrities? Man, Okay, that's interesting. I think. 437 00:31:55.240 --> 00:31:59.440 Look, it's a lot of it's a lot of people. I think 438 00:31:59.440 --> 00:32:04.960 we can battles. Like are we talking about are we talking about like say, 439 00:32:05.000 --> 00:32:09.279 the running series death battle? Are you just talking about like that's more 440 00:32:09.319 --> 00:32:14.920 of a one on one thing. Yeah, I think I don't know. 441 00:32:15.000 --> 00:32:20.200 Let's try to get six. We'll try to try to get six problematic celebrity. 442 00:32:20.240 --> 00:32:28.359 Problematic celebrities, that's all. Well, damn uh A lot of them 443 00:32:28.359 --> 00:32:39.839 are dead. Yeah, yeah, dancy, Yeah, just get these fat 444 00:32:39.960 --> 00:32:47.279 ugly fucking yeah, Dan Snyder, that's a good one. Uh, Bill 445 00:32:47.359 --> 00:32:54.559 Cosby, Maybe Bill Cosby would be good. I want Kevin Spacey, Oh 446 00:32:54.839 --> 00:33:00.000 yeah, him as as Frank Underwood, though he has to be Frank Underwood. 447 00:33:00.839 --> 00:33:05.119 I say, I say, this is gonna be a mighty fine death 448 00:33:05.200 --> 00:33:15.880 battle. Yeah, He's gonna be a mighty battle to the death. I 449 00:33:15.880 --> 00:33:20.279 think what I'll do is I'll buy Bill Cosby's throat out and spit it into 450 00:33:20.400 --> 00:33:27.359 Dan Schneider's eyes. Yeah, that's what I'll do. I do declare I've 451 00:33:27.400 --> 00:33:31.200 never seen that show. I mean it you it's you pretty much nailed it. 452 00:33:31.319 --> 00:33:38.799 That's pretty much. Yeah. Leghorn, Yeah, he's like a foghorn. 453 00:33:38.920 --> 00:33:43.400 Leghorn on ambient is what. It's kind of the vibe I get from 454 00:33:43.720 --> 00:33:47.400 Frank Underwood where he's just he's just like I say, I say, I 455 00:33:47.400 --> 00:33:52.440 say, I say, I will sell our country to the to the Rooskies 456 00:33:52.480 --> 00:34:01.079 for five dollars. Yeah. That so fucking crazy. If somebody had the 457 00:34:01.240 --> 00:34:07.759 like, just the authority to sell America and they settled for five dollars. 458 00:34:07.799 --> 00:34:10.360 They're like, listen, give me a give me a solid fiber, and 459 00:34:10.519 --> 00:34:15.599 this all this is yours. Yeah, I'm trying to get one of those 460 00:34:15.679 --> 00:34:22.599 five dollars foot longs from subway. Yeah, he just gets a subway and 461 00:34:22.679 --> 00:34:28.480 after he eats his sandwiches, like, hmm, what have I done? 462 00:34:30.559 --> 00:34:37.679 This might have been what we call him the South, a fucking disastrous mistake. 463 00:34:42.119 --> 00:34:45.320 I love, I love I really love the idea. Frank, it 464 00:34:45.360 --> 00:34:51.559 would selling the selling America for a really like medial price. I love that 465 00:34:51.760 --> 00:34:55.840 so deeply. Oh god, he goes to subway. He goes to subway 466 00:34:55.880 --> 00:35:00.400 and he still has like it's not even like it's seven dollars for the five 467 00:35:00.440 --> 00:35:07.480 dollars foot long with tax, so he can't even Oh fuck, when did 468 00:35:07.519 --> 00:35:12.679 this happen? Where am I supposed to go to get this five dollar foot 469 00:35:12.719 --> 00:35:16.880 long? I'm sorry, sir, that was fucking ten years ago. Well, 470 00:35:17.239 --> 00:35:21.199 he's got almost he's got almost like a Mitch. He's got like almost 471 00:35:21.199 --> 00:35:23.559 a Mitch Headberg kind of like quality to him in some in some way, 472 00:35:23.679 --> 00:35:29.000 like like not exactly, but there's like like I could see I could see 473 00:35:29.039 --> 00:35:32.639 Frank Underwood doing Mitch Hedburg style jokes where it's like, yeah, somebody, 474 00:35:32.920 --> 00:35:37.400 uh, somebody in the audience called me a has been, which is strange 475 00:35:37.519 --> 00:35:45.119 because I never I don't remember becoming an is B or something stupid that actually 476 00:35:45.440 --> 00:35:49.519 that actually does track. Yeah, I can't take credit for that. I 477 00:35:49.559 --> 00:35:54.719 definitely heard that somewhere. Uh okay, so this is my away. We 478 00:35:54.800 --> 00:35:59.559 got three Oh yeah, that's right. Oh wait, okay, oh wait, 479 00:35:59.599 --> 00:36:01.480 wait all right, so we got Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby, Dan 480 00:36:01.519 --> 00:36:07.119 Schneider, Kevin Spacey. So we need two more problematic celebrities. I say, 481 00:36:07.199 --> 00:36:15.159 throw oh man, wasn't there somebody there was somebody recent? Oh fuck 482 00:36:15.920 --> 00:36:19.199 ah, I'm not gonna remember it. It was such an obscure thing. 483 00:36:19.679 --> 00:36:22.760 But we could throw uh, I don't know, fucking throw him. Throw 484 00:36:22.800 --> 00:36:25.840 An Shapiro in there. Why not? Yeah, I guess he is considered 485 00:36:25.840 --> 00:36:30.960 a celebrity. So he's a problematic celebrity. He's in those Daily Wire movies 486 00:36:31.599 --> 00:36:37.920 as a great Ben Shapiro. Yeah, I would like to put in Joseph 487 00:36:37.079 --> 00:36:45.400 Rogane because oh, Joe Rogan Yeah, I think Joe rogan is. I 488 00:36:45.400 --> 00:36:50.079 mean, at this point, I think he's probably the king of problematic celebrities 489 00:36:50.119 --> 00:36:53.000 now because he just I was listening to a podcast and I totally agreed with 490 00:36:53.079 --> 00:36:55.400 him. They're like, dude, this guy's so rich, he doesn't have 491 00:36:55.760 --> 00:37:00.639 there's he has no reason he does not have to bring on top Er Carlson 492 00:37:00.679 --> 00:37:05.920 on his fucking show. You get like, talk to anybody. That was 493 00:37:06.000 --> 00:37:08.719 funny. That was funny as fun though, listening to Tucker Carlson deny evolution 494 00:37:08.800 --> 00:37:10.920 in front of everybody that I couldn't believe that. I was like, this 495 00:37:10.960 --> 00:37:15.719 is crazy, but it's funny to me. But I know that there are 496 00:37:15.719 --> 00:37:19.519 tens of millions of people that are like, yeah, this guy's a fucking 497 00:37:19.559 --> 00:37:30.599 genius. This guy really knows, this guy really yeah proved. Here's the 498 00:37:30.639 --> 00:37:34.320 thing about this. Here's the thing about this death battle though, right, 499 00:37:34.719 --> 00:37:37.760 that's the last one. So it's Ben Shapiro, Joe Rogan, Kevin Spacey, 500 00:37:37.119 --> 00:37:44.320 Uh Harvey wins seen himillk Schneider, Oh, Dan Sneider, Joe Rogan's 501 00:37:44.320 --> 00:37:50.480 winning. That sounded like, but I think Dan Snyder could eat Joe Rogan. 502 00:37:52.239 --> 00:37:54.679 Oh wait, he's smaller. Now, fuck fuck, I'm not gonna 503 00:37:55.000 --> 00:38:00.920 actually I'm thinking of Dan Snyder in his prime. Yeah, well and do 504 00:38:00.960 --> 00:38:07.920 you dance? Site has always been big No, but he's like much smaller 505 00:38:07.960 --> 00:38:12.119 now. Oh yeah, he's he's lost weight. Yeah I did see that 506 00:38:12.199 --> 00:38:16.400 video that that apology video or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The 507 00:38:16.480 --> 00:38:22.400 excuses that he's got to exploited, yeah one of them. Look, Dan 508 00:38:22.440 --> 00:38:27.599 Schneider, I'm so confused by him because actually he's in the news too because 509 00:38:27.599 --> 00:38:30.599 he's he's actually suing that the producers of that of that uh uh, not 510 00:38:30.679 --> 00:38:35.639 the Netflix documentary, the HBO Max show Quiet on Set. He's suing them 511 00:38:36.079 --> 00:38:39.880 for like defamation and ship and that. To me, I'm so I don't 512 00:38:39.920 --> 00:38:45.000 know what to make of this guy. Like actually, like because part of 513 00:38:45.039 --> 00:38:46.039 me looks at this guy and I was like, dude, he's so clearly 514 00:38:46.079 --> 00:38:50.840 guilty, But then like why, But then I'm thinking about it, and 515 00:38:50.880 --> 00:38:53.239 I'm like, he Okay, so he's he's definitely a bad boss. He's 516 00:38:53.280 --> 00:38:59.559 definitely a creep, But like, why the here's my logic, right, 517 00:39:00.280 --> 00:39:05.519 why would you sue under Why would you sue that company knowing full well that 518 00:39:05.599 --> 00:39:08.639 if you are guilty of any of this that they're going to find it in 519 00:39:08.679 --> 00:39:16.519 discovery? Why would you do that? I almost feel like he just wants 520 00:39:16.519 --> 00:39:20.679 to hurt them a little bit financially and they'll just settle outside of court. 521 00:39:22.320 --> 00:39:25.320 Yeah, yes, I feel like maybe. Yeah, it's just so weird 522 00:39:25.320 --> 00:39:30.039 to me. I just don't I don't understand because even in the even with 523 00:39:30.079 --> 00:39:34.639 it sounds like a terrible idea. Yeah, but even in that documentary, 524 00:39:34.719 --> 00:39:37.000 like Dan Scheider comes across like a real asshole for sure, but like he's 525 00:39:37.000 --> 00:39:44.639 also surrounded by genuine like like he's kind of thrown in there with like serial 526 00:39:44.760 --> 00:39:50.360 rapists and like actual pedophiles, to the point where it's like, it's weird 527 00:39:50.360 --> 00:39:53.239 to me that if there was any indication that he was one of those people 528 00:39:53.320 --> 00:39:57.519 or he is that kind of person, that that wouldn't have come up in 529 00:39:57.559 --> 00:40:00.280 the documentary. So I don't know what. I really don't know what to 530 00:40:00.280 --> 00:40:05.840 make of Dan Sneider at all, Like he's either like a sadistic, evil 531 00:40:05.880 --> 00:40:09.159 son of a bitch or the most unlucky person in the fucking world, because 532 00:40:09.440 --> 00:40:13.239 I don't I don't know why he would be. I don't know why you 533 00:40:13.239 --> 00:40:16.840 would, sue, Uh. I don't know what. I just it's all 534 00:40:17.199 --> 00:40:21.559 I can't get in the mind, the headspace of it. It's so bad, 535 00:40:22.239 --> 00:40:23.239 I think it. I think, well, I would just say he's 536 00:40:23.239 --> 00:40:29.000 an egomaniac, which a lot of people are that get at that level, 537 00:40:29.079 --> 00:40:30.719 and some of the stuff that they're saying about him in the documentary would probably 538 00:40:30.760 --> 00:40:37.599 confirm that. And again, I think just wanting to hurt them, not 539 00:40:37.719 --> 00:40:40.280 actually go through with a defamation lawsuit, just settle out of court. I 540 00:40:40.280 --> 00:40:45.400 think that's what he's just trying to financially hurt them. I imagine he doesn't 541 00:40:45.480 --> 00:40:50.159 actually want to go through with the with an actual lawsuit, which is what 542 00:40:50.239 --> 00:40:53.440 I imagine. What still, even with that, it's just putting him more 543 00:40:53.440 --> 00:40:57.320 in the limelight, which is stupid when you when you're when you're like, 544 00:40:57.400 --> 00:41:01.119 when you're in his position, you want to just not say anything you want 545 00:41:01.199 --> 00:41:07.639 to, just because mainly the documentary is he didn't actually do anything illegal, 546 00:41:08.920 --> 00:41:13.159 so as far as like the documentary was talking about, so if anything, 547 00:41:13.159 --> 00:41:15.920 it's like you kind of don't need to You can just kind of fade into 548 00:41:15.960 --> 00:41:21.800 obscurity. People will forget about you after a while and then that's it. 549 00:41:22.400 --> 00:41:25.880 And but I think egomaniacs can't let that happen. They're like, oh no, 550 00:41:25.760 --> 00:41:27.599 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 551 00:41:27.920 --> 00:41:31.800 you're it's it's stupid. But I think a lot of times they sabotage themselves 552 00:41:31.840 --> 00:41:35.599 like that all the time. Like shit, I was just watching the video 553 00:41:36.320 --> 00:41:39.840 on Hulk Hogan where he lied. He inserts himself into everything he lies about 554 00:41:39.880 --> 00:41:44.960 some of the most obvious. He said that Andre did Giant, you know, 555 00:41:45.039 --> 00:41:49.360 one of the biggest fucking wrestlers of all time, died two days after 556 00:41:49.440 --> 00:41:53.440 he wrestled him at WrestleMania three. But he lived for like years after that, 557 00:41:53.519 --> 00:41:57.639 like six more years or something. And it's like, what, what 558 00:41:57.679 --> 00:42:00.000 the fuck is wrong with you? Like why do you have to make everything 559 00:42:00.039 --> 00:42:04.920 about you? Like it's he just can't help himself, and he's still to 560 00:42:05.039 --> 00:42:07.360 this day does it. Even recently was like, oh, I discovered the 561 00:42:07.440 --> 00:42:10.159 Undertaker. He was like one of the extras in one of his movie, 562 00:42:10.199 --> 00:42:13.679 Suburban Commando, and he's like, yeah, I remember blah blah blah, 563 00:42:13.719 --> 00:42:15.079 and I gave him the name, and I was like, dude, he 564 00:42:15.159 --> 00:42:20.199 was already signed to the WWF when that fucking movie is being feel like he 565 00:42:20.360 --> 00:42:22.960 just can't not do it. And I feel like maybe Dan Snyder has somewhat 566 00:42:22.960 --> 00:42:28.440 of that, Like I have to and I'm like, dude, just go 567 00:42:28.559 --> 00:42:32.480 away. Stop, You've done enough. Even his legacy, I think his 568 00:42:32.599 --> 00:42:37.519 legacy of the shows that he created, what Eclipse, the creepiness that he 569 00:42:37.599 --> 00:42:42.800 did in time, like of course, like if you have her in a 570 00:42:42.840 --> 00:42:45.880 discussion with Dan Snyder about Dan Snyder gonna be like, what a fucking creepy 571 00:42:45.880 --> 00:42:49.360 ass weirdo. But mostly people are just gonna be like, oh, Drake 572 00:42:49.360 --> 00:42:53.239 and Joss was dope, I Carly was dope. Whatever the fuck else he 573 00:42:53.320 --> 00:42:57.239 was, you know, all the other shows that he was involved in. 574 00:42:57.599 --> 00:43:00.360 It's he has it. Yeah, yeah, I don't know, man, 575 00:43:00.960 --> 00:43:06.360 think I think Brian Singer is a great example. Brian Singer did like gay 576 00:43:06.599 --> 00:43:09.840 orgies with like teenagers and shit. Why it was like filming X Men or 577 00:43:09.880 --> 00:43:15.199 whatever. Like he did some crazy shit and no one talks about that at 578 00:43:15.199 --> 00:43:19.480 all, Like it just it is crazy. He doesn't say anything. He 579 00:43:19.639 --> 00:43:22.239 just like fucking is like, I'm out of here, bro, I don't 580 00:43:22.239 --> 00:43:27.119 know weird. Yeah, I know, it's it's very strange. Anyway, 581 00:43:27.880 --> 00:43:30.559 let's move on. We've got some other questions. Here, where's the water? 582 00:43:30.039 --> 00:43:35.159 Wrote in he says, what's up? Charcoal? Onyx and Spick I've 583 00:43:35.159 --> 00:43:37.360 recently started trade school, and my teacher was telling me about the potential injuries 584 00:43:37.400 --> 00:43:40.199 on the job, such as losing my fingers or metal rods impaling me, 585 00:43:40.679 --> 00:43:45.840 and what point did I majorly fuck up? Bonus questioned, what was the 586 00:43:45.840 --> 00:43:51.920 most dangerous situation your job has put you through? So I the the first 587 00:43:52.000 --> 00:43:54.039 question. We can't really answer that, like, that's that's up to you. 588 00:43:54.159 --> 00:43:57.840 I don't know's at what point you fucked up? If that drop probably 589 00:43:57.840 --> 00:44:00.199 pays pretty well, so i'd imagine you probably are in a pretty good position, 590 00:44:00.320 --> 00:44:06.000 but just be careful, Just be careful. But the bonus question, 591 00:44:06.039 --> 00:44:08.079 to me is a little more interesting. So I'm going to focus on your 592 00:44:08.360 --> 00:44:12.039 bonus question, what was the most dangerous situation in your job has put you 593 00:44:12.119 --> 00:44:16.559 through? I think because like so, I haven't worked any like factory jobs 594 00:44:16.639 --> 00:44:20.400 or anything like that. I've done retail almost exclusively, and then I've done 595 00:44:20.400 --> 00:44:27.440 this for oh my god, almost ten years now, which is fucking weird. 596 00:44:27.920 --> 00:44:32.239 But so this is not a dangerous job, and retail isn't really dangerous 597 00:44:32.280 --> 00:44:37.360 job either. But I do remember specifically being put I remember a black Friday 598 00:44:37.440 --> 00:44:42.119 shift specifically where I would come in and I came in. Every day that 599 00:44:42.119 --> 00:44:44.679 I would work, I would come in at six am and I would leave. 600 00:44:44.760 --> 00:44:46.400 I would either have a part time shift where I would leave around like 601 00:44:46.800 --> 00:44:51.599 noon, or I would I would leave at like four or something, and 602 00:44:51.599 --> 00:44:53.639 that would be generally the shift. And we had a black Friday shift. 603 00:44:53.639 --> 00:44:58.440 I can't remember if it was the I think it was Thanksgiving morning, where 604 00:44:58.480 --> 00:45:00.880 I went in at six am. On Thanksgiving, I came back at I 605 00:45:00.920 --> 00:45:08.400 think two. I went to Thanksgiving dinner at my girlfriend's house at the time. 606 00:45:08.679 --> 00:45:13.000 This is like twenty twelve or you know, twenty yeah, twenty twelve, 607 00:45:14.280 --> 00:45:19.280 And after dinner, I went back to work from I believe seven or 608 00:45:19.480 --> 00:45:27.719 eight to four am, and then I had to be back the next day 609 00:45:27.760 --> 00:45:32.440 at six am, and I worked till noon, and then I went back 610 00:45:32.719 --> 00:45:38.639 from like from three to close. And it was a fucked scale, like 611 00:45:38.679 --> 00:45:44.000 there was like no sleep whatsoever. And I remember driving home on my final 612 00:45:44.039 --> 00:45:47.280 like the last shift of that of that entire sequence of events, and falling 613 00:45:47.280 --> 00:45:53.119 asleep on the road and like just while I was driving and like like like 614 00:45:54.239 --> 00:45:59.159 the shaking of the car like woke me up. I was like, oh, 615 00:46:00.119 --> 00:46:02.159 was like at that point, I was like Yo, I'm quitting soon 616 00:46:04.079 --> 00:46:09.519 because no shot am I going to die for seers. That that shit was 617 00:46:09.599 --> 00:46:13.559 ridiculous. That schedule was so fucking insane. I don't even think I went 618 00:46:13.559 --> 00:46:15.119 home. I think I slept in the car. I think I just slept 619 00:46:15.159 --> 00:46:19.280 went to the parking lot and slept in the car, like overnight. Yeah, 620 00:46:19.280 --> 00:46:22.280 from from three am to from three am to six It's fucking ridiculous. 621 00:46:23.039 --> 00:46:27.000 Yeah, that type of shit, as far as I'm concerned, it's it's 622 00:46:27.000 --> 00:46:29.639 supposed to be illegal, but I think it was supposed to be. Like 623 00:46:30.119 --> 00:46:32.000 I forgot, there's a minimum of hours they can go back to work, 624 00:46:32.039 --> 00:46:37.599 but obviously people abuse it all the time. Yeah. I used to work 625 00:46:37.639 --> 00:46:43.960 for the government. Like there was these city projects that they would do to 626 00:46:44.199 --> 00:46:47.280 install like water meters and electric meters, and I was. I was working 627 00:46:47.280 --> 00:46:58.960 in Glendale and the new meters were being attached to these fiberglass lids. They 628 00:46:58.960 --> 00:47:02.639 were being replaced with the old concrete lids, and uh, we didn't have 629 00:47:02.920 --> 00:47:09.480 good I was. I was in charge of the warehouse essentially while the other 630 00:47:09.719 --> 00:47:15.960 technicians and stuff were installing shit. And in my downtime, I had to 631 00:47:15.000 --> 00:47:21.039 screw those meters. The water ones onto the lids, and I was telling 632 00:47:21.079 --> 00:47:27.679 my boss like, hey man, I shouldn't be breathing this shit in like 633 00:47:27.679 --> 00:47:30.159 like I just had these little shit masks, and I'm like, bro, 634 00:47:30.320 --> 00:47:34.599 this is this is fiberglass, Like this is obviously this is gonna give me 635 00:47:34.679 --> 00:47:37.119 cancer if I do this for you know, an extended amount of time. 636 00:47:38.000 --> 00:47:42.199 And he was kind of like he's from the South. He looks like he's 637 00:47:42.239 --> 00:47:47.199 fucking He already looks like he's he's like an old goat. He looks like 638 00:47:47.280 --> 00:47:51.599 just he looks like a plucked chicken because he's just like one of those like 639 00:47:52.320 --> 00:47:54.599 he's fifty years old, but he's just been working hard his entire life, 640 00:47:54.639 --> 00:47:58.559 so he already looks like he's dead. And he's just like, ah, 641 00:47:58.679 --> 00:48:01.360 like stop being a lot to post like he's he's one of those people where 642 00:48:01.360 --> 00:48:05.199 he's like a little little little like he'd be one of those people like a 643 00:48:05.199 --> 00:48:07.760 little as festis isn't gonna kill you, Like he's one of those type of 644 00:48:07.760 --> 00:48:10.239 people. And I was like, bro, this is crazy that you're so 645 00:48:10.599 --> 00:48:15.079 just why are you pushing back against this at all? Just invest a little 646 00:48:15.079 --> 00:48:19.559 bit of money to get like good fucking mask you know that, like with 647 00:48:19.800 --> 00:48:24.639 the whatever, and I had a bitch about that for quite some time before 648 00:48:24.679 --> 00:48:30.800 he actually just did it, and then he only bought one, which I'm 649 00:48:30.840 --> 00:48:34.840 like, all right, so then basically I'm supposed to just wipe this down 650 00:48:35.880 --> 00:48:38.639 and then somebody else uses it after if I'm not doing like it was just 651 00:48:38.760 --> 00:48:42.480 it was fucking weird, man. I was like, dude, why don't 652 00:48:42.760 --> 00:48:45.519 and you hear about these stories of construction people, you know, getting all 653 00:48:45.639 --> 00:48:51.159 fucked up decades later, Yeah, because they were doing similar shit, and 654 00:48:51.320 --> 00:48:55.920 uh yeah, so that I'm I'm fine, but I do remember I did 655 00:48:55.960 --> 00:49:00.599 have some pretty bad lung issues that year, and I will say I thought 656 00:49:00.599 --> 00:49:02.519 it was funny. I learned about this was in twenty ten, and I 657 00:49:02.599 --> 00:49:07.320 learned about Kim Trails in twenty ten, the conspiracy of Kim Trails, and 658 00:49:07.440 --> 00:49:12.119 my chest was like hurting a lot at one point, and I was just 659 00:49:12.159 --> 00:49:15.719 like, oh, maybe it's the Kim Trails instead of thinking, oh, 660 00:49:15.760 --> 00:49:20.800 no, maybe it's the fucking fiberglass. I've been brick brig chest. Yeah, 661 00:49:20.840 --> 00:49:23.679 dude, so fiberglass is no joke. Fiberglass is fucking crazy, and 662 00:49:24.280 --> 00:49:30.719 you know, construction constructions so fucking like I had an uncle who like he 663 00:49:30.880 --> 00:49:34.119 fell like they were like making bricks, like big concrete bricks, and he 664 00:49:34.119 --> 00:49:35.679 fell into one of them, and then he just had to live the rest 665 00:49:35.679 --> 00:49:39.000 of his life in that brick. His lips, I think his his lips 666 00:49:39.000 --> 00:49:43.000 were outside of it, so it was like it was like if you were 667 00:49:43.039 --> 00:49:45.000 looking at it from the side, it would be like it would be like 668 00:49:45.239 --> 00:49:46.360 one side would be just a flat brick and the other side would be a 669 00:49:46.360 --> 00:49:49.320 brick, but then you'd see his lips and like a little bit of his 670 00:49:49.360 --> 00:49:52.760 nose popping out so you could breathe and eat. But that's pretty yeah, 671 00:49:52.800 --> 00:49:58.960 he did. He becomes pretty fucked up superhero like Brickman or anything. He 672 00:50:00.119 --> 00:50:01.840 no, he he died eventually, like really he died, I think like 673 00:50:01.880 --> 00:50:05.920 three weeks later because he kept they couldn't get him out of it without killing 674 00:50:06.000 --> 00:50:09.559 him. But then like he shot so much and he like he had to 675 00:50:09.599 --> 00:50:14.159 go to the bathroom, so he shot so much in the brick, and 676 00:50:14.199 --> 00:50:19.159 there's like there's no there's no other space. So he just filled himself up 677 00:50:19.159 --> 00:50:25.440 with ship and died. Oh yeah, that's that's that's a really horrible, 678 00:50:25.480 --> 00:50:30.639 really gruesome story. Man rest in peace. It's rest in peace? Yeah 679 00:50:30.880 --> 00:50:34.199 real, sorry, yeah, yeah, he I mean, we didn't really 680 00:50:34.199 --> 00:50:35.880 like him that much. It wasn't that big of a deal. It was 681 00:50:35.960 --> 00:50:37.480 kind of a yeah, it was kind of a blessing in disguise. He 682 00:50:37.760 --> 00:50:45.280 was a mooch sort of. We buried him in the brick you buried him 683 00:50:44.000 --> 00:50:47.880 in. We figured it's enough of a coffin. You know, is he 684 00:50:47.960 --> 00:50:51.840 holding up any foundation right now? Is he? Is he even? Is 685 00:50:51.880 --> 00:50:54.360 he like his circle of live thing, he's like helping out. No, 686 00:50:54.480 --> 00:50:57.840 we didn't even want to give him that. I think we just we were 687 00:50:58.000 --> 00:51:00.440 kind of glad to get rid of him anyway. Fair enough, Thank you 688 00:51:00.440 --> 00:51:06.159 for writing in, Thank you for writing in. Where's the water? Spank 689 00:51:06.199 --> 00:51:10.400 Sinatra Road? And he says, uh span Sinatra and Bing comesby road he 690 00:51:10.440 --> 00:51:15.039 says, howdy guys. One of the latest episodes. On one of the 691 00:51:15.079 --> 00:51:16.559 latest episodes, you guys talked about the pop Tart movie. So I was 692 00:51:16.599 --> 00:51:21.719 wondering if you could turn any of your bits from the show into a movie, 693 00:51:22.280 --> 00:51:25.079 which one would it be, who would star in it? Better yet, 694 00:51:25.320 --> 00:51:29.920 who would direct it? Would it be connected to the Snark Tank cinematic 695 00:51:30.000 --> 00:51:32.039 universe? Stay snarky. So I just want to bring this up because we 696 00:51:32.079 --> 00:51:38.400 have an entire sub series dedicated to this in some way where we write our 697 00:51:38.440 --> 00:51:42.599 own versions of movies, but this is more specific. I guess it's what 698 00:51:42.840 --> 00:51:50.400 bits would we turn into? Oh, go ahead easily, oh man, 699 00:51:50.639 --> 00:51:58.159 uh a, since Sony wants to make these fucking dumbass Madam Webb and Morebius 700 00:51:58.159 --> 00:52:01.639 and Craven and all this shit. Uh, we're making a Pizza Time movie 701 00:52:02.920 --> 00:52:08.960 and we're bringing back Sam Raimi right now. And I don't know if Sam 702 00:52:09.039 --> 00:52:13.000 Raimi has any type of contract with fucking Disney right now and stuff, because 703 00:52:13.199 --> 00:52:17.440 he did the second what's that alien's name Cumberbatch movie that's yeah, yeah, 704 00:52:17.480 --> 00:52:22.719 that's it, and so he did. Uh. I don't know if there's 705 00:52:23.679 --> 00:52:28.679 yeah totally you know, I don't know if yeah, if he but we'll 706 00:52:28.679 --> 00:52:31.519 work it out. I want Sam Raimi back. I want Willem Dafoe obviously 707 00:52:31.679 --> 00:52:37.360 reprising well not I guess taking. I guess he's technically not reprising his role 708 00:52:37.360 --> 00:52:45.679 because it's but he accepts. I feel like if you catch him walking down 709 00:52:45.760 --> 00:52:47.760 New York, you know, people always like they'll they'll catch him walking down 710 00:52:47.760 --> 00:52:52.199 New York somewhere like those him like doing his outfit and asking him, like 711 00:52:52.199 --> 00:52:55.599 what he's wearing all that shit, Like just approach him and just hand him 712 00:52:55.599 --> 00:52:58.840 the script. He might be like, yeah, I'm gonna take a look 713 00:52:58.840 --> 00:53:01.440 at this, and I think he probably would end up calling. You'd be 714 00:53:01.440 --> 00:53:06.719 like, I'm in now. I I was. I was. I was 715 00:53:06.760 --> 00:53:10.760 walking down the street and this man approached me with this script and I thought, 716 00:53:10.840 --> 00:53:19.159 wow, that's amazing. Pizza Time love, I was. I love 717 00:53:19.239 --> 00:53:22.960 the idea of someone approaching Willem Dafoe with this script on the street and him 718 00:53:22.960 --> 00:53:29.840 being instantly enamored. Was this Pizza Time cover of it? Just the cover 719 00:53:30.719 --> 00:53:35.159 just and it's like it's it's Times due Roman. It says Pizza Time real 720 00:53:35.199 --> 00:53:38.639 small, but then like underneath it it's clip art. It's like Windows ninety 721 00:53:38.639 --> 00:53:44.920 eight, Windows XP clip art pizza underneath it. And he goes, wow, 722 00:53:45.079 --> 00:53:49.559 this is uh, this is exciting. I must say, I'm captivated, 723 00:53:50.559 --> 00:54:00.239 absolutely captivated by this, dude. I want that. Yeah, yeah, 724 00:54:00.559 --> 00:54:05.320 yeah, I think it's a good idea. Yeah, there's a lot 725 00:54:05.320 --> 00:54:07.960 of legs in that as far as like any other bit, like, I 726 00:54:07.960 --> 00:54:10.440 don't know, that's that's really is the first one that came to mind really 727 00:54:10.519 --> 00:54:14.920 was pizza Time, just because it is so stupid and so like, I 728 00:54:15.079 --> 00:54:19.760 feel like it you could approach that from any angle and get something hilarious out 729 00:54:19.760 --> 00:54:23.760 of it. But I'm sure there's I I really do not remember what the 730 00:54:23.760 --> 00:54:28.480 fuck we talk about on this show immediately after we recorded. It's the same 731 00:54:28.480 --> 00:54:31.079 thing with Sacred where like I just don't remember. So there's probably like a 732 00:54:31.079 --> 00:54:36.920 million great it's probably at least one hundred great bits that I think could work 733 00:54:36.960 --> 00:54:43.480 in that in that capacity that we just completely just completely gone totally. You 734 00:54:43.519 --> 00:54:50.320 know what happened. I was at a gym yesterday and I I so normally 735 00:54:50.320 --> 00:54:52.840 when I go in the sauna, I put on a playlist or something so 736 00:54:53.199 --> 00:54:57.960 I don't have to I leave my phone outside of the sauna. I don't 737 00:54:58.000 --> 00:55:00.360 like to bring it in. I know you can bring it in it it 738 00:55:00.000 --> 00:55:02.880 especially if you keep it close to your body. It'll just absorb some of 739 00:55:02.920 --> 00:55:06.480 the heat so it won't overheat. But I still just like to keep it 740 00:55:06.480 --> 00:55:08.000 outside, so you just just put on music, let's it play. But 741 00:55:08.119 --> 00:55:14.119 this time I was letting a podcast and I had ten minutes left in a 742 00:55:14.119 --> 00:55:16.360 podcast and I ended up staying a song no longer than ten minutes, and 743 00:55:16.400 --> 00:55:19.639 I was like, fuck, this is awkward. I don't want to leave, 744 00:55:20.320 --> 00:55:22.440 but now it's silent. And so what I did was I pushed next 745 00:55:22.519 --> 00:55:30.039 and it actually played snark Tank. It went to it like went to almost 746 00:55:30.079 --> 00:55:31.639 like an auto thing, and it went to start, and I was like, 747 00:55:31.639 --> 00:55:35.400 oh that's fucking. I'm like, oh great. I was immediately. 748 00:55:35.400 --> 00:55:39.079 I was like, oh, great, fucking But it was actually a pleasant 749 00:55:39.119 --> 00:55:44.119 surprise because I really don't after the editing's done, I don't want to hear 750 00:55:44.159 --> 00:55:49.920 that shit ever again. But right how I heard the yeah right, and 751 00:55:50.079 --> 00:55:54.000 I heard the Fred Flintstone shitting bit, like I listened to it and I 752 00:55:54.079 --> 00:55:58.039 was actually laughing. I was like, in the sun, I'll laughing. 753 00:55:58.079 --> 00:56:00.840 I was like, dude, this is really funny. I was actually really 754 00:56:00.920 --> 00:56:06.360 like, this is awkward that I'm listening to ourselves back. But I forgot 755 00:56:06.400 --> 00:56:12.000 how funny that fucking bit was. I I really enjoyed it. I do 756 00:56:12.079 --> 00:56:15.360 it. I do it sometimes where like I'll go back to uh, I'll 757 00:56:15.400 --> 00:56:16.960 just every down and then I'll get like an urge to see, like I 758 00:56:16.960 --> 00:56:22.360 wonder what we talked about. So I'll go back like several dozen episodes and 759 00:56:22.440 --> 00:56:24.440 I'll just like kind of click through it and skim through it to see I'll 760 00:56:24.519 --> 00:56:29.360 usually look for our faces, like if we're all like smiling, or if 761 00:56:29.400 --> 00:56:30.880 we're like moving a lot, because it's like, oh, something happened, 762 00:56:31.760 --> 00:56:37.800 and it's usually like it. It's usually genuinely entertaining to me. Like I'll 763 00:56:37.840 --> 00:56:40.039 watch it and be like this was, this was this is a fucking ridiculous 764 00:56:40.079 --> 00:56:43.719 conversation. I love it, but I know what you I know what you 765 00:56:43.800 --> 00:56:45.519 mean. It's like it's kind of awkward because it's like, oh, you're 766 00:56:45.519 --> 00:56:47.760 listening to yourself. That's so fucking what. Are you a narcissist? And 767 00:56:47.760 --> 00:56:50.639 it's like, no, I genuinely forgot it. Yeah, it is a 768 00:56:50.639 --> 00:56:55.400 little feels pretentious. I will say I have twice. It was cool. 769 00:56:55.480 --> 00:57:00.599 Somebody mentioned that they went back and listened to Independent Stay two because I've listened 770 00:57:00.639 --> 00:57:07.239 to it twice. I've I have literally listened to that entire episode two times 771 00:57:07.880 --> 00:57:12.800 because I wanted a refresher on all of the insanity that was in it. 772 00:57:13.480 --> 00:57:16.079 And it was the second time it was it was just as good because I 773 00:57:16.159 --> 00:57:21.400 kind of forgot and then I was like, oh yeah, like the and 774 00:57:21.840 --> 00:57:23.840 I still it's probably out of all the ones that we've done so far, 775 00:57:24.000 --> 00:57:30.920 that one's still my favorite because it was it was easily the stupidest it was. 776 00:57:30.360 --> 00:57:34.960 It was the the mask one was pretty fucking stupid too, obviously, 777 00:57:35.679 --> 00:57:39.960 but that the Uncle the Uncle Phil thing. I can't get over it. 778 00:57:39.960 --> 00:57:45.719 It's it's too it's too stupid. Still every time I think about it makes 779 00:57:45.760 --> 00:57:52.360 me laugh. It is so profoundly it is so profoundly dumb in a way 780 00:57:52.440 --> 00:57:59.960 that you cannot explain. But yeah, no, that's it. Yeah, 781 00:58:00.039 --> 00:58:02.519 I don't know, like I really like especially sometimes usually what I'll do is 782 00:58:02.519 --> 00:58:06.519 I'll go back really far, Like I'll go back to like episodes in like 783 00:58:06.519 --> 00:58:09.760 like even before one hundred, just to see, like, because there's no 784 00:58:09.800 --> 00:58:14.559 shot I remember any of like the minute things in this episode, and I'll 785 00:58:14.599 --> 00:58:16.719 listen to it at two time speed because listen, I'm not trying to you 786 00:58:16.800 --> 00:58:22.320 know, I'm not trying to spend more time necessary listening to my own voice. 787 00:58:22.599 --> 00:58:23.880 But there are some bits in there that I'm like, oh my god, 788 00:58:23.920 --> 00:58:27.960 that was so funn especially like early COVID. The early COVID bits were 789 00:58:27.960 --> 00:58:31.480 like really good before we understood, like what the hell was happening. There's 790 00:58:31.519 --> 00:58:34.280 some there's some good stuff in there. In my mind, I say, 791 00:58:34.280 --> 00:58:37.239 it's like, oh, we actually have a good show here. Sometimes it's 792 00:58:37.280 --> 00:58:40.199 sometimes it feels like the opposite because it's just talking. It's just the same 793 00:58:40.239 --> 00:58:45.599 thing that we do all the time. But it is there's there's some gold 794 00:58:45.599 --> 00:58:49.159 in there. I think you're right, but I think pzza time. I 795 00:58:49.239 --> 00:58:52.480 sometimes yeah times ship Yeah, no, go ahead, No, you're you're 796 00:58:52.559 --> 00:58:55.000 right about that. No, you're right. I just I do. I 797 00:58:55.000 --> 00:59:00.159 do believe. I do believe that we have the show is good. I 798 00:59:00.800 --> 00:59:05.400 do lose sight of that. That is definitely true. Sometimes I almost feel 799 00:59:05.400 --> 00:59:09.119 like the fuck are we doing in a way, But it's also it's also 800 00:59:09.199 --> 00:59:13.599 me. I think sometimes it's just being a little bit hard on ourselves in 801 00:59:13.639 --> 00:59:17.079 a way, like sometimes I feel like there's a certain standard and sometimes I 802 00:59:17.119 --> 00:59:21.840 feel like I don't know if we reach that standard. But at the same 803 00:59:21.920 --> 00:59:27.119 time, I'm not the listener. I'm the so really, if if I 804 00:59:27.159 --> 00:59:30.679 see people complaining me like this shit sucks, like when they complained about the 805 00:59:31.079 --> 00:59:37.360 titty rating episode, which was like I think unanimously, I mean, what 806 00:59:37.400 --> 00:59:40.239 a disaster of a fucking episode, and all right, that's what I want 807 00:59:40.239 --> 00:59:43.440 to like When people get us feedback like that, I'm like, Okay, 808 00:59:43.800 --> 00:59:47.519 no fair, that was a shit episode. I totally agree, the worst 809 00:59:47.559 --> 00:59:53.800 one, easily the worst one we've ever done. But I think by like 810 00:59:54.000 --> 00:59:59.559 orders of magnitude because even the ones that aren't like because I think our last 811 00:59:59.559 --> 01:00:02.480 the lastisode we did wasn't particularly like we didn't go off like hard in the 812 01:00:02.519 --> 01:00:07.079 pan on like like crazy hilarious like diatribes, right, but like I feel 813 01:00:07.119 --> 01:00:10.400 like it was at the very least like interesting. But like that one was 814 01:00:10.440 --> 01:00:15.199 just like a mess, like that one that was fucking so bad. But 815 01:00:15.000 --> 01:00:17.360 I think, well, here's the thing too about about this is that I 816 01:00:17.400 --> 01:00:22.760 do think this is why I think it's important. I think being in person 817 01:00:24.239 --> 01:00:29.039 just there's something about that energy being able to improvise with people on the spot 818 01:00:29.039 --> 01:00:31.320 in person with no delay. You feel the energy in the room. It 819 01:00:31.440 --> 01:00:36.239 just it. Because I was listening to those earlier episodes and you there is 820 01:00:36.280 --> 01:00:39.559 a point where it's like you can't really tell necessarily. I really heavily edited 821 01:00:39.599 --> 01:00:45.480 those episodes though, like I would like move things around a lot. Yeah, 822 01:00:45.599 --> 01:00:51.639 but like you could just tell that there's like, oh, everybody's like 823 01:00:51.719 --> 01:00:53.280 kind of like in the you can feel the energy of the room, which 824 01:00:53.320 --> 01:00:59.280 I think is important in making jokes. I think you need to be able 825 01:00:59.280 --> 01:01:00.760 to feel the energy in the and when you're separated by like you know, 826 01:01:00.880 --> 01:01:04.639 the Internet and like it's a screen, it's a little bit more difficult to 827 01:01:04.679 --> 01:01:09.079 do it. So I'm I'm just crazy. Yeah, delay really fucks everything 828 01:01:09.239 --> 01:01:14.519 quite frankly, like it's and it's and and it and it all has to 829 01:01:14.599 --> 01:01:15.639 do too with like there's all sorts of different things to factor and it's like 830 01:01:15.679 --> 01:01:21.039 I think, I genuinely think sometimes that Sweeney's like volume, like his like 831 01:01:21.119 --> 01:01:28.280 his volume for us is low, and he can't tell when we're talking sometimes 832 01:01:28.920 --> 01:01:30.599 you know what I mean. It's like in person, I do there, 833 01:01:30.719 --> 01:01:34.840 I can interrupt him, and I think it'll it'll it would flow like we 834 01:01:34.880 --> 01:01:37.559 can interrupt each other in person in a way that's a lot more natural and 835 01:01:37.679 --> 01:01:45.159 organic than we can hear. I will say, the biggest thing I am 836 01:01:45.199 --> 01:01:54.280 ecited for is Sweeny me being able to or us to just fix everything that 837 01:01:54.280 --> 01:01:59.440 that that that as as editors, as both of editing his podcast, that 838 01:01:59.599 --> 01:02:04.800 like deal with his audio and certain things. Is it makes I was. 839 01:02:04.960 --> 01:02:09.119 I randomly just had a fleeting thought where because you know he has the he 840 01:02:09.159 --> 01:02:14.280 has the little stand on his desk, and like, why why do you 841 01:02:14.320 --> 01:02:16.320 not have one of these? And he talked about getting a shitty one or 842 01:02:16.360 --> 01:02:20.320 something that like fucked up, and all I thought about. I literally just 843 01:02:20.360 --> 01:02:22.119 had a fleeting thought the other day, and I'm like, why did you 844 01:02:22.199 --> 01:02:25.639 just buy a different one? Like why did you give up? Like why 845 01:02:25.639 --> 01:02:29.559 did you like think the things that? Like? So, because when we're 846 01:02:29.599 --> 01:02:34.559 in person, we'll have the proper shit, the the the audio, like 847 01:02:34.599 --> 01:02:37.920 when we're doing our checks, like we're checking the balance. Because when he 848 01:02:37.960 --> 01:02:40.960 got his new cloud lifter, I was like, fuck y as audio is 849 01:02:42.239 --> 01:02:46.480 it is thick, it is good, And then somehow it went back to 850 01:02:46.519 --> 01:02:51.320 being like the tiny with it. I'm like, what what happened? What 851 01:02:51.400 --> 01:02:54.239 the fuck? Lady? Like, I'm just excited to be able to let's 852 01:02:54.239 --> 01:02:58.199 just do our sound checks, Let's get everything good. We're in a nice 853 01:02:58.280 --> 01:03:01.239 padded room to where there isn't just like his barren room that sounds like it's 854 01:03:01.239 --> 01:03:06.480 fucking in a goddamn cave. Like I'm excited for the quality to really be 855 01:03:06.559 --> 01:03:08.800 brought up and then us to bantern person like, I'm really excited for that 856 01:03:09.000 --> 01:03:13.280 for sure. Yeah yeah, I was like, and I don't mean to. 857 01:03:13.480 --> 01:03:15.920 I know it's probably annoying to hear. It's like constantly hyping this up. 858 01:03:15.039 --> 01:03:22.679 I'm just genuinely excited about about doing I am a yeah. My my 859 01:03:22.679 --> 01:03:27.719 my wife is she has one more week of work and then she's gonna fuck 860 01:03:27.760 --> 01:03:34.639 off to her home country for a while. I'm gonna go. I'll talk 861 01:03:34.679 --> 01:03:37.199 to you more about it, Chris, because I basically in a couple of 862 01:03:37.239 --> 01:03:40.360 weeks, I don't know which day, but in a couple of weeks, 863 01:03:40.400 --> 01:03:44.920 I'm gonna come back up to California, and the purpose is to secure an 864 01:03:44.960 --> 01:03:52.199 apartment and try to be out of here by the first June, so you 865 01:03:52.239 --> 01:03:55.679 know, hopefully it all works out. The problem is I'll look at Oh, 866 01:03:55.719 --> 01:04:00.039 here's the new listing available, already seven applications put in, and I'm 867 01:04:00.039 --> 01:04:03.480 like, oh, well, yeah cool. I'm like it's not all right. 868 01:04:03.599 --> 01:04:09.199 Well I'll see what's available when I'm up there. I guess, yeah, 869 01:04:09.360 --> 01:04:14.880 all right, let's see, let's see what the fuck So many of 870 01:04:14.920 --> 01:04:21.599 these are? All right, I'm gonna read this one Tank Guard Triple Threat, 871 01:04:21.719 --> 01:04:26.440 last Man's Standing Match featuring the Benua family wrote and he says, someone 872 01:04:26.480 --> 01:04:30.800 is holding a gun to everyone of your family members' heads, and the only 873 01:04:30.840 --> 01:04:33.679 way to get them to put it down is to suck dick until completion and 874 01:04:33.719 --> 01:04:38.519 swallow. You're allowed to pick who the dick is attached to. Who you 875 01:04:38.639 --> 01:04:45.119 picking must be male. You say it must be You say it must be 876 01:04:45.199 --> 01:04:48.920 male. Uh so I'm gonna lawyer this easily. So yeah, trans women 877 01:04:48.920 --> 01:04:56.119 are biologically male, so great, so I will pick this is a really 878 01:04:56.280 --> 01:05:04.239 hot trans Yeah, come on? Uh, who's that really famous one that 879 01:05:04.559 --> 01:05:10.159 they said Drake? Uh? They said that Drake fucked her. I don't 880 01:05:10.360 --> 01:05:15.039 see, I don't know anything about the the Uh well, I can just 881 01:05:15.039 --> 01:05:17.960 look it up real quick. If I put in trans drake. I'm sure 882 01:05:17.960 --> 01:05:25.239 somebody here knows what I'm talking about. But there's this influencer that well, 883 01:05:25.280 --> 01:05:28.440 actually it was the thing I don't know. See, Okay, I will 884 01:05:28.480 --> 01:05:32.960 so the sake of argument, I'm want to say this that she still has 885 01:05:32.960 --> 01:05:35.719 her penis because I don't know if she did the you know, she cut 886 01:05:35.719 --> 01:05:40.800 her you know, she cut her her junk off the full transition what do 887 01:05:40.840 --> 01:05:45.679 they call it? Bottom surgery? Yeah? Yeah, but yeah, so 888 01:05:45.679 --> 01:05:49.719 so I'm not happy about the swallowing thing, obviously, that's uh, I 889 01:05:50.280 --> 01:05:54.199 yeah, the problem is with that is the problem with that. To be 890 01:05:54.239 --> 01:05:59.039 honest, I think I would probably vomit everywhere, but I think the attempt 891 01:05:59.039 --> 01:06:00.880 would have to count because there's nothing I can do. But like, even 892 01:06:00.920 --> 01:06:11.280 think about that upsets Yeah. Yeah. The thing about it is the thing. 893 01:06:11.360 --> 01:06:15.800 The thing about it to me is like, would I would I be 894 01:06:15.000 --> 01:06:23.000 happy sacrificing every single member of my family for the pride of knowing that I 895 01:06:23.159 --> 01:06:27.719 wasn't gay? And the answer is no, I'd probably just I'd probably just 896 01:06:27.719 --> 01:06:30.280 suck you know what I mean, Like, I'd probably suck it up and 897 01:06:30.360 --> 01:06:33.079 just all right, fine, let's figure this out. I know there are 898 01:06:33.079 --> 01:06:40.159 definitely some Look, man, I've definitely been around at least two trans women 899 01:06:40.199 --> 01:06:43.159 in my life that have had me a little bit. I'd be like, 900 01:06:43.760 --> 01:06:48.639 you know, this is stronger than not zero, you know, like more 901 01:06:48.880 --> 01:06:53.519 more so than I ever thought. Like, uh, I'm like at least 902 01:06:53.599 --> 01:07:00.920 five percent considering this. There's a lot of beautiful trans fasten there, and 903 01:07:01.199 --> 01:07:06.360 uh, you wouldn't you wouldn't know. You wouldn't know, like say, 904 01:07:06.400 --> 01:07:12.840 if they didn't fully transition, just you wouldn't know unless like oh, you 905 01:07:12.880 --> 01:07:15.400 were invited back to the room. And then it's like some you know what 906 01:07:15.440 --> 01:07:18.360 I'm saying, Like outside exterior, you would have no fucking idea. So 907 01:07:18.880 --> 01:07:24.760 that's what I'm like lawyering in this situation, you would to lessen the blow 908 01:07:25.440 --> 01:07:30.519 because I'm not there. There's no shot, Like with no joke jokes aside, 909 01:07:30.079 --> 01:07:33.880 there's no shot. I could just blow some dude with abs and he's 910 01:07:33.920 --> 01:07:36.679 all like to you know, like a like I've made jokes about like oh, 911 01:07:36.800 --> 01:07:41.199 Henry cavill is so gorgeous. I but like, no shot, dude, 912 01:07:41.239 --> 01:07:45.199 I'm not I'm not gonna fuck Henry cavi but like like but in a 913 01:07:45.239 --> 01:07:48.440 situation like this, it's like a life or death thing for my family. 914 01:07:49.000 --> 01:07:53.920 Okay, well we're getting You said it has to be male and I'm like, 915 01:07:53.960 --> 01:07:57.199 all right, well you didn't say okay, so he didn't say it 916 01:07:57.199 --> 01:08:00.280 has to be male passing, So I'm like, you just say, ok 917 01:08:01.599 --> 01:08:04.239 here's the thing. Here's the thing about this. Let's say you do this 918 01:08:04.400 --> 01:08:09.039 right and you save your entire family and then your family gives you shit for 919 01:08:09.119 --> 01:08:15.639 it for the rest of your life. Well then I'm shooting my family myself. 920 01:08:16.840 --> 01:08:20.880 But then but then you'd say that, but then you've swallowed come and 921 01:08:21.079 --> 01:08:25.960 you have no family, So then it's like a lose, you lose basically, 922 01:08:26.560 --> 01:08:28.920 you know what I mean, Like it's a it's a complete line. 923 01:08:30.680 --> 01:08:35.680 Well, I think I think if you're a good person, you're saving your 924 01:08:35.680 --> 01:08:42.159 family's life outweighs the gratitude I guess you should receive from them. It's almost 925 01:08:42.199 --> 01:08:46.640 like when people kind of expect a gift back when you gift somebody something that 926 01:08:46.720 --> 01:08:49.880 it's like, well, then you're not really gifting someone, you're ex're you 927 01:08:50.159 --> 01:08:54.039 want an exchange, that's what you want. Or it's like a gift is 928 01:08:54.039 --> 01:08:58.159 supposed to be something that is free, Like a gift is here, you 929 01:08:58.239 --> 01:09:00.680 go, I'm just giving this to you because I preciate you, and if 930 01:09:00.680 --> 01:09:03.680 you're expecting something back, it is nice to get something back. But if 931 01:09:03.720 --> 01:09:09.720 you're expecting something back, well then it's not really a gift. You can 932 01:09:09.760 --> 01:09:13.399 call it a gift exchange, which is different. Yeah, because then there's 933 01:09:13.399 --> 01:09:16.359 the obligation. I think that's totally different. If I'm giving somebody a gift, 934 01:09:16.520 --> 01:09:19.239 I don't I'm not doing it in like, oh, they better get 935 01:09:19.239 --> 01:09:23.119 me back someday. Uh. And in the same vein if I were gonna 936 01:09:23.119 --> 01:09:27.560 save my family, I wouldn't be like, I need your appreciation or something, 937 01:09:27.600 --> 01:09:30.079 even if it was negative, even if they were like, well, 938 01:09:30.159 --> 01:09:32.359 thank you for saving your life, but you're you're fucking you're gay as shit, 939 01:09:32.439 --> 01:09:35.159 bro, like I could never. I could never, and I'd be 940 01:09:35.279 --> 01:09:39.720 like, that's fucked up. But all right, I mean, I guess, 941 01:09:39.800 --> 01:09:43.840 I guess I'm just a decent person and you're not. But whatever, 942 01:09:44.000 --> 01:09:47.000 I still wouldn't I still wouldn't really take back. I wouldn't be like I'm 943 01:09:47.000 --> 01:09:50.439 gonna go ahead. I'm gonna go ahead. I'm gonna go ahead in non 944 01:09:50.680 --> 01:09:55.279 zero, I'm gonna go ahead and not lawyer out of it, just for 945 01:09:55.319 --> 01:10:01.800 the sake of satisfying what you're doing. Aready know you're doing? I promise 946 01:10:02.319 --> 01:10:04.399 no, no, I promise I won't change it. I promise I won't 947 01:10:04.439 --> 01:10:06.119 change it. If you're if you guess correctly, Oh, I didn't think 948 01:10:06.119 --> 01:10:09.600 you were going to. I just did I think you would do? Uh 949 01:10:09.399 --> 01:10:12.840 Uh. We talked about him before Timothy shallow may or whatever the fuck his 950 01:10:12.920 --> 01:10:15.680 name is. That was my first thought. But he's looking a little rough 951 01:10:15.760 --> 01:10:20.479 lately, so no, I think I think, uh, that's so mean 952 01:10:20.520 --> 01:10:28.600 for no reason. But I think I don't know. I feel like I'm 953 01:10:28.600 --> 01:10:33.159 gonna say Tom holland he's he's like, I don't know. We're close enough 954 01:10:33.520 --> 01:10:36.079 that it's like maybe, yeah, you know, I feel like we're close 955 01:10:36.199 --> 01:10:40.760 enough to the point where it's like maybe I could convince myself that he's like 956 01:10:40.800 --> 01:10:45.720 a it's like a clone situation, and this is like, I don't know, 957 01:10:45.039 --> 01:10:49.279 I could figure I could figure this out mentally, you know. Yeah, 958 01:10:50.119 --> 01:10:56.039 why do I Why do I feel like I don't know? Why do 959 01:10:56.159 --> 01:10:59.920 I not know? I was I feel like I should know some famous trans 960 01:11:00.000 --> 01:11:02.239 as women like there's oh, yeah, I don't know either. I was 961 01:11:02.279 --> 01:11:09.640 trying to think they're okay. I got one. I don't remember her name, 962 01:11:09.720 --> 01:11:13.239 but she was on anybody who watches oh well. To be fair, 963 01:11:13.239 --> 01:11:15.399 I haven't watched The Flagrant podcast in a very long time because it kind of 964 01:11:15.399 --> 01:11:23.760 sucks ass now. But Andrew Schultz's podcast, he had on a trans woman. 965 01:11:24.960 --> 01:11:29.079 Uh, and there was a guy that a comedian that came on because 966 01:11:29.720 --> 01:11:31.479 he was like a big fan of hers, and it was like it was 967 01:11:31.520 --> 01:11:35.199 a funny episode. And it was also kind of nice because a lot of 968 01:11:35.840 --> 01:11:41.399 Andrew Schultz fans in that Browie universe, a lot of them are kind of 969 01:11:41.439 --> 01:11:44.479 not down with that shit, but this kind of kind of let their guard 970 01:11:44.600 --> 01:11:47.840 down. So I would choose that chick, this porn star. It was 971 01:11:47.880 --> 01:11:51.279 this trans chick porn star. And I'm like, that's the thing. Like 972 01:11:51.279 --> 01:11:56.319 I said, you didn't say it be male passing. That's how we lawyer 973 01:11:56.439 --> 01:12:00.199 this ship, bro, that's my answer. That's fair. All right, 974 01:12:00.439 --> 01:12:03.920 how much time you got because we're on a tight schedule today, are we 975 01:12:04.640 --> 01:12:13.560 looking for? Yeah? I think I can do well, really yeah, 976 01:12:13.560 --> 01:12:17.399 I can do like probably two. Okay, all right, let's let's get 977 01:12:17.399 --> 01:12:23.079 too then let's get two in and then I'll record the names later, just 978 01:12:23.119 --> 01:12:25.760 so we can get as many questions and as possible. Oh okay, then 979 01:12:25.840 --> 01:12:31.359 yeah, I can probably do it. Just yes, the pandemic? What 980 01:12:31.359 --> 01:12:34.279 the fuck is all that? All right? Three? The three terabytes of 981 01:12:34.319 --> 01:12:40.680 porn on Chris's old MacBook. That's insane. No shot, do I have 982 01:12:40.720 --> 01:12:43.880 three terabytes of porn? I don't even think I have three terribtes of porn 983 01:12:44.000 --> 01:12:50.760 like bookmarked. Honestly, like I don't even think no, no, have 984 01:12:50.920 --> 01:12:56.119 much porn? Yeah, well, honestly, how much are you jacking it 985 01:12:56.159 --> 01:12:59.760 to where you need like, say, really an hour more of Like to 986 01:12:59.800 --> 01:13:01.880 me, it's like you really just need a couple of links that are like 987 01:13:01.920 --> 01:13:06.960 compilations. Really, if if you? If you, because because like really, 988 01:13:08.239 --> 01:13:10.720 how much porn do you? How long are you dra what are you 989 01:13:10.800 --> 01:13:15.600 doing? That was like, man, some people, some people they're up 990 01:13:15.600 --> 01:13:17.359 at five am. They're just jerking it. Some people are up five am, 991 01:13:17.399 --> 01:13:19.560 they're jerking. At six am, they're jerking. At seven am, 992 01:13:19.560 --> 01:13:25.000 they're jerking it. One pm, they're jerking it. I don't know. 993 01:13:25.079 --> 01:13:28.720 Adults have time to goon Like to me, only porns, no, not 994 01:13:28.760 --> 01:13:31.880 porn stars. The uh the what do you call the live streamers that stream 995 01:13:31.920 --> 01:13:34.920 you know, like twitch streamers, but the porn ones, the porn ones 996 01:13:34.960 --> 01:13:39.680 are probably streaming for hours gooning. That's their job. That makes sense. 997 01:13:40.000 --> 01:13:43.800 Who the fuck else is who's time for that shit? I don't know, 998 01:13:44.159 --> 01:13:47.119 but I assure you it's real. I know it, okay, fair enough, 999 01:13:48.399 --> 01:13:51.439 So I don't know. I don't know, man, that's a lot 1000 01:13:51.439 --> 01:13:55.319 of porn. Hello, Jimmy Rings, Black Sanna and Derek the Gay. 1001 01:13:55.760 --> 01:13:58.279 Just posting this because I've been listening to you guys since the beginning of the 1002 01:13:58.279 --> 01:14:01.880 pandemic. That tends about right, that's when we kind of started. I've 1003 01:14:01.920 --> 01:14:05.239 had a long road and a lot of changes in my life since then, 1004 01:14:05.279 --> 01:14:09.039 lots of ups and downs. Thank you guys for providing the last throughout too. 1005 01:14:09.079 --> 01:14:11.159 By the way, I use my I use my last five dollars for 1006 01:14:11.199 --> 01:14:14.359 this. Can't wait to hear this from my cardboard box. This is just 1007 01:14:14.680 --> 01:14:15.680 a comment. I just wanted to get to it. It seems like it 1008 01:14:15.680 --> 01:14:24.039 seems new nice, so I appreciate it. Uh x esque Escamvic wrote in 1009 01:14:24.119 --> 01:14:26.840 he says, I got a hypothetical. If you and your co hosts are 1010 01:14:26.880 --> 01:14:30.359 in an apocalyptic wasteland, you have no food, who would you all eat 1011 01:14:30.439 --> 01:14:32.199 first among each other? Well, Kingston's obviously the first person to go. 1012 01:14:32.239 --> 01:14:34.880 There's just more of him. Oh yeah, like we could, we could. 1013 01:14:34.880 --> 01:14:39.439 We could rash for a long time. We could rash in kingson off 1014 01:14:39.439 --> 01:14:42.960 for years. Yeah, if we're really careful about it. You know, 1015 01:14:44.279 --> 01:14:49.239 Kingston is a big boy, what six three or something? Three about been 1016 01:14:49.239 --> 01:14:53.479 eating nice and hardy preparing for this. He's been paring, he's been preparing 1017 01:14:53.560 --> 01:14:58.720 himself for this scenario. I appreciate that. That's Actually what we've been doing 1018 01:14:58.880 --> 01:15:00.479 secretly, is that we underst band that the world is going to end. 1019 01:15:00.840 --> 01:15:04.680 So we've been kinda I mean, not to be rude about it, but 1020 01:15:04.720 --> 01:15:10.720 we've been kind of We've been giving him certain meals to make sure that when 1021 01:15:10.760 --> 01:15:13.960 the day comes, he's not listen, man, he ain't. He's not 1022 01:15:14.000 --> 01:15:17.720 outrunning us. We got him. So I think I think we just have 1023 01:15:17.760 --> 01:15:20.720 a we have a good situation here where Kingston's gonna last us. He could 1024 01:15:20.880 --> 01:15:24.399 Kingston. I think we could. We could last between the two of us 1025 01:15:24.479 --> 01:15:29.239 if we're really if we're really diligent about like rationing, we could we could 1026 01:15:29.239 --> 01:15:30.800 get a good year and a half out of Kingston. I think if we 1027 01:15:30.880 --> 01:15:40.159 like focus on maybe making jerky joey, king will last us for a long 1028 01:15:40.199 --> 01:15:45.119 time. Yeah, yeah, easily. So yeah, I think I think 1029 01:15:45.119 --> 01:15:46.960 he's easily. We got it. Yeah, yeah, because we're not. 1030 01:15:47.279 --> 01:15:53.159 No one's even me. I got nothing, I got off any Yeah, 1031 01:15:53.199 --> 01:15:57.359 you might as well. Just I'm like a salad and it's not just it's 1032 01:15:57.399 --> 01:16:00.079 not satisfying, but I'm like a salad that her to you. It's like, 1033 01:16:00.399 --> 01:16:05.359 it's like if you the least nutritious salad ever, it's just it doesn't 1034 01:16:05.399 --> 01:16:11.000 taste very good and it also doesn't help you. So it ain't happened. 1035 01:16:11.079 --> 01:16:13.000 I don't think Kicks is gonna taste very good either, but you know, 1036 01:16:13.000 --> 01:16:15.159 there's gonna be more of it, and survival is the name of the game. 1037 01:16:15.239 --> 01:16:20.560 Yeah, so yeah, really that? Yeah, man, can you 1038 01:16:20.600 --> 01:16:25.960 imagine how unfortunate it would be to be in a situation where like you've you're 1039 01:16:26.039 --> 01:16:31.319 let's you're crash landed on a desert island and you've been there for like however 1040 01:16:31.319 --> 01:16:35.680 many days it takes for starvation to take to take hold, and you start 1041 01:16:35.840 --> 01:16:45.279 eating the first person and then help arrives. I'm sure that is a scenario 1042 01:16:45.399 --> 01:16:48.680 that has probably actually happened, And yeah, I bet it's just got to 1043 01:16:48.720 --> 01:16:56.159 be incredibly awkward, like, oh m, well we did it. It 1044 01:16:56.199 --> 01:16:59.760 was necessary. I think we're humans really good at compartmentalizing. We would we 1045 01:16:59.760 --> 01:17:03.039 would be like, well, how to do it? You know, they 1046 01:17:03.039 --> 01:17:08.520 didn't really get to use the meat, you know, iguanas or something. 1047 01:17:09.560 --> 01:17:13.520 God's playing God, you know, like, what are you gonna what are 1048 01:17:13.560 --> 01:17:15.039 you gonna do? It's just, uh, well, we have all sorts 1049 01:17:15.079 --> 01:17:20.159 of idioms about we have all sorts of manners, manners of speech to get 1050 01:17:20.199 --> 01:17:23.600 away with something like that. I think it's like that's just the way the 1051 01:17:23.640 --> 01:17:27.880 cookie crumbled. You know, it is what it is, you know, 1052 01:17:27.960 --> 01:17:31.319 God's plan. Yeah, dude, I could see it, just like they 1053 01:17:31.439 --> 01:17:33.920 they finally hit him, They hit him over the head of the rock. 1054 01:17:33.960 --> 01:17:39.720 They kill him, and then they start cutting, they start skinning, and 1055 01:17:39.800 --> 01:17:44.600 like the very first slab, a helicopter light shines. Hi guys, we're 1056 01:17:44.600 --> 01:17:56.319 here. Yeah, it's great that would happen. That's absolutely what happens. 1057 01:17:56.399 --> 01:17:59.920 Yeah, we get home and King's uh, Lily's like where is King storm? 1058 01:18:00.159 --> 01:18:02.920 Hm? What is get his King stunt or whatever? And we're like, 1059 01:18:03.399 --> 01:18:08.079 man, you know, he just fell overboard. You know, you 1060 01:18:08.960 --> 01:18:14.279 guy washed. It was like that Christopher Walking story about that lady that fell 1061 01:18:14.319 --> 01:18:19.319 off the boat. Yeah, exactly. It's just you know, I we 1062 01:18:19.359 --> 01:18:25.279 can't you know, honestly, he he what happened. See what had happened 1063 01:18:25.399 --> 01:18:32.600 was he he was skipping down the down the beach and he tripped and hit 1064 01:18:32.680 --> 01:18:38.880 his head on a gun that went off and shot him in the and it 1065 01:18:38.880 --> 01:18:45.159 blew his head out, and uh and you know, yeah, it was 1066 01:18:45.359 --> 01:18:46.600 it was pretty gruesome. I'm glad you weren't there to see it, Lily, 1067 01:18:46.640 --> 01:18:50.159 you would have been really really taken it back by it. I think, 1068 01:18:50.479 --> 01:18:58.800 uh really sorry. Here's here's five gallons of piss as a as a 1069 01:18:59.159 --> 01:19:04.239 Yeah, just a token of our you know, of mourning that hopefully this 1070 01:19:04.279 --> 01:19:09.439 will help you cope in any way, shape or form. Yeah, we 1071 01:19:09.439 --> 01:19:12.399 weren't able to make much of his body, but here's the here's the jerky. 1072 01:19:12.680 --> 01:19:17.560 Here's the jerky that we made out of his shins. Yeah, we'll 1073 01:19:17.640 --> 01:19:26.640 just uh to you, Okay. She vacuum seals it and keeps it on 1074 01:19:26.680 --> 01:19:30.479 a mantle like somebody would with an earth Yeah, it's it's it's like a 1075 01:19:30.520 --> 01:19:42.600 bouquet. It's like a bouquet of shin jerky. Yo. Man of Action 1076 01:19:42.680 --> 01:19:45.119 rodes Is, Hey, boys, I'm back. Cool hypothetical here. Imagine 1077 01:19:45.159 --> 01:19:50.479 if you are jerking off to straight porn and just when the guy's about to 1078 01:19:50.479 --> 01:19:55.039 come, he runs up to the camera Jesus through the screen and Auntie, 1079 01:19:55.119 --> 01:20:00.600 what do you do? Then? Yo? I can't even express angry. 1080 01:20:00.640 --> 01:20:03.760 That would like that would both that would send me into such a First of 1081 01:20:03.800 --> 01:20:08.439 all, I would feel so disrespected and shamed, and then also feel so 1082 01:20:10.279 --> 01:20:14.279 I would feel so shaken in my understanding of how reality functions that I feel 1083 01:20:14.319 --> 01:20:16.800 like that those two intense emotions at the same time, I think would have 1084 01:20:16.840 --> 01:20:21.119 the potential to probably break me and make me insane. I think, yeah, 1085 01:20:21.319 --> 01:20:26.439 it would send me. If my immediate thought would would be I'm dreaming. 1086 01:20:26.479 --> 01:20:32.239 I'm clearly dreaming. I am lucid right now, especially because I I 1087 01:20:32.319 --> 01:20:38.000 just don't I don't watch porn with men in it. I just I the 1088 01:20:38.000 --> 01:20:42.399 the dude, the dude fucking like if if he says one fucking word or 1089 01:20:42.439 --> 01:20:45.680 any type of groaning and grunting, I'm just not into it. I just 1090 01:20:45.159 --> 01:20:48.560 don't like kind of immediate male moaning and shit. I'm like, ah, 1091 01:20:48.680 --> 01:20:54.119 no thing. If you're gonna be if like if you're having sex, it's 1092 01:20:54.119 --> 01:21:00.000 different, but like if you're if you're filming porn, shut up, yeah, 1093 01:21:00.000 --> 01:21:04.319 shut up, Like sorry, just be the stud, keep your mouth 1094 01:21:04.359 --> 01:21:09.640 fucking shut. Whatever. But obviously I know some women like that, but 1095 01:21:09.680 --> 01:21:11.479 I'm like, I don't know there's in there gay porn. You can watch 1096 01:21:11.479 --> 01:21:15.560 that ship. But anyway, Yeah, it's if, yeah, if that 1097 01:21:15.600 --> 01:21:17.199 happened to me for sure, And then I and then and then all of 1098 01:21:17.239 --> 01:21:24.640 a sudden, I verify that this is real life. I am absolutely in 1099 01:21:24.840 --> 01:21:29.600 a saint asylum. I'm I'm I'm gone the strip jacket. They're putting me 1100 01:21:29.600 --> 01:21:30.560 away. They're putting me away. It's like you're just saying that you got 1101 01:21:30.600 --> 01:21:32.800 km on by the computer. And I'd be like, yes, I swear 1102 01:21:32.800 --> 01:21:34.760 to you. I know this sounds insane, but I promise you he can't. 1103 01:21:34.800 --> 01:21:38.760 The computer came on me, and then I'd be I'd be in a 1104 01:21:38.800 --> 01:21:42.119 straight jacket. I'd be in a padded room and you would never be able 1105 01:21:42.159 --> 01:21:45.239 to get me out of there. Yeah, that would piss me off so 1106 01:21:45.319 --> 01:21:51.439 much. And the fucking the the psychiatrist or whatever that that's evaluating you. 1107 01:21:53.079 --> 01:21:56.560 It's he he he You see him. You see the back of his head 1108 01:21:56.560 --> 01:22:01.159 in his chair, and then he swivels around and it's the fucking guy porn 1109 01:22:01.199 --> 01:22:04.399 star, just wearing a lab code. You can see his abs. Yes, 1110 01:22:04.880 --> 01:22:08.720 what seems to be what seems to be the problem. Like I did 1111 01:22:08.760 --> 01:22:10.600 that? He would I like that I did that he would ask that question 1112 01:22:10.600 --> 01:22:13.960 even though you're already in a psychiatric hospital. So it seems to be the 1113 01:22:13.960 --> 01:22:23.439 problem. So what brings you here? So? What brings you here? 1114 01:22:24.359 --> 01:22:28.079 Oh? God, so good? You know? That would I don't know, 1115 01:22:28.119 --> 01:22:30.720 man, that would that would be too much. That would be too 1116 01:22:30.760 --> 01:22:32.920 much. That would really shatter me. I think that is a hilarious thing 1117 01:22:32.960 --> 01:22:38.239 to imagine, though, I do. I do appreciate the the the image 1118 01:22:38.239 --> 01:22:43.960 of that. Uh see, I think we got probably a lot more. 1119 01:22:44.880 --> 01:22:47.239 One more. Yeah, let's see. Let's think it a good one. 1120 01:22:48.600 --> 01:22:54.319 Okay, Kendrick raped Drake not the Nickelodeon one Road and he says, hey, 1121 01:22:54.319 --> 01:22:58.680 Mommy, Daddy and creepy uncle. In light of the Fallout show reviving 1122 01:22:58.760 --> 01:23:02.199 the Games, it also revived the most annoying fandom. I'm a part of 1123 01:23:02.560 --> 01:23:08.239 Fallout New Vegas fans. What are some annoying fandoms that you guys are a 1124 01:23:08.239 --> 01:23:10.640 part of. I'm not a part of any fandom, honestly, Like I 1125 01:23:11.079 --> 01:23:13.920 like Halo a lot, but like I I don't know, Like there's no 1126 01:23:13.960 --> 01:23:20.439 shot I'm gonna be there's a distinction a New Vegas fans. They're fallowing New 1127 01:23:20.520 --> 01:23:26.279 Vegas fans. Are fucking they I do want to I want to slap them. 1128 01:23:26.520 --> 01:23:30.199 They're they're being they're being ridiculous, Like, yeah, fallow Obsidian did 1129 01:23:30.239 --> 01:23:32.399 a great fucking job. It's a it's a it's a it's a fun game. 1130 01:23:32.520 --> 01:23:36.560 But but I'm be honest, and it may be really controversial. And 1131 01:23:36.600 --> 01:23:43.199 I would also say the numbers really prove my point, and even that Fallout 1132 01:23:43.239 --> 01:23:46.880 four is just a much enjoyable game overall, and why they said the numbers 1133 01:23:46.880 --> 01:23:51.399 obviously, and and even people who are really diehard fans of the Fallout series. 1134 01:23:51.840 --> 01:23:56.319 People I went on my Steam and I would see people booting up Fallout 1135 01:23:56.319 --> 01:24:00.520 four. They're not booting up fucking New Vegas. They're booting up fall four. 1136 01:24:00.079 --> 01:24:04.439 They d I joined that experience better, That's what I've been doing. 1137 01:24:04.720 --> 01:24:06.640 And I tried. By the way, I was like, you know what, 1138 01:24:06.680 --> 01:24:10.560 I should play New Vegas because it's the only one that I didn't finish. 1139 01:24:10.800 --> 01:24:13.279 It's the only one I started it so many times, and then just 1140 01:24:13.319 --> 01:24:15.800 like kind of fell off it and I went, I boot it up New 1141 01:24:15.840 --> 01:24:19.960 Vegas and I played about four hours of it. And it's well written and 1142 01:24:20.000 --> 01:24:24.439 it's good and I like it, but like, fuck, it kept crashing. 1143 01:24:24.640 --> 01:24:30.479 Still it crashes all the fucking time, and it's it. And then 1144 01:24:30.520 --> 01:24:34.039 also quite honestly like the yeah, I know that it's I know that I 1145 01:24:34.039 --> 01:24:38.359 would never say that it's not the best written Fallout game, because I think 1146 01:24:38.399 --> 01:24:42.840 it's by almost objectively true, by like a wide, objectively provable margin. 1147 01:24:43.279 --> 01:24:46.039 But like, I don't know, I kind of don't like that map nearly 1148 01:24:46.079 --> 01:24:48.560 as much as I like the Fallout four map or the Fallout three map, 1149 01:24:48.600 --> 01:24:51.079 and Fought four is just so much more playable that I just got to a 1150 01:24:51.079 --> 01:24:54.199 point where it's like, well, I'm thinking of thame crashing. I don't 1151 01:24:54.199 --> 01:24:56.760 really like this map that much. I'm gonna play fall At four and I've 1152 01:24:56.760 --> 01:25:00.640 been playing it for fucking twenty five hours because it's just right. It's just 1153 01:25:00.840 --> 01:25:04.439 really good to play. It's not nearly as well written, for sure, 1154 01:25:05.000 --> 01:25:11.720 but like, sure, I don't care, really like I don't I'm not 1155 01:25:11.960 --> 01:25:15.399 this. I know that that probably sounds like really annoying, but like, 1156 01:25:15.920 --> 01:25:16.760 if I'm coming to play a game, but first of all, if I'm 1157 01:25:16.760 --> 01:25:21.000 coming to play a game that I've played before already, you know, the 1158 01:25:21.039 --> 01:25:24.880 writing of the game is not really as important to me as like how how 1159 01:25:24.920 --> 01:25:27.560 much fun am I having and how good does it feel to play? Like 1160 01:25:27.600 --> 01:25:31.159 those are almost like way more, way more important. It's like Stellar Blade. 1161 01:25:31.359 --> 01:25:34.800 Stellar Blade is really great to play. That story is so dumb, 1162 01:25:34.880 --> 01:25:41.479 it's unbelievable. It is such a stupid, stupid story, But who cares. 1163 01:25:42.319 --> 01:25:46.399 I don't care because it's really talk it's enjoyable. Yeah, a lot 1164 01:25:46.439 --> 01:25:51.680 of Platinum games, for example, like a I played Devil May Christ five, 1165 01:25:51.800 --> 01:25:55.479 I don't remember the story at all, but I remember having a lot 1166 01:25:55.520 --> 01:25:59.119 of fun playing the game, or most the only Devil May Christ story that 1167 01:25:59.159 --> 01:26:03.079 I remember is hit the origin like story of his business, Devil May Cry 1168 01:26:04.520 --> 01:26:08.880 starting and stuff like, but like I remember that's where because I beat it 1169 01:26:08.920 --> 01:26:12.680 so many times. But everything else I have no idea, doesn't fucking matter 1170 01:26:12.680 --> 01:26:15.800 to me at all. I feel the same way about a lot of Bethesda 1171 01:26:15.880 --> 01:26:19.399 games in general, where I'm having so much fun in the world, like 1172 01:26:19.399 --> 01:26:24.840 like a fucking Elder Scrolls or a Fallout right and I'm having a lot of 1173 01:26:24.880 --> 01:26:28.680 fun in the Fallout four world, And I didn't boot it up again because 1174 01:26:28.720 --> 01:26:31.039 I actually played it two years ago, because I remember I was like, 1175 01:26:31.079 --> 01:26:34.800 I played this recently and so it feels it was recent enough to where I'm 1176 01:26:34.800 --> 01:26:40.399 like, I, I'm fine. I did try to be like Fallout three, 1177 01:26:40.720 --> 01:26:45.439 and guess what, it won't launch for me. I fucking patched it 1178 01:26:45.520 --> 01:26:46.880 too, and it won't launch for me. It just won't do it. 1179 01:26:47.119 --> 01:26:49.880 And I'm like, I'm like, bro, I can't. I literally can't 1180 01:26:49.880 --> 01:26:54.560 play it. I thought it was so funny. Yeah, yeah, I 1181 01:26:54.560 --> 01:26:56.920 don't fall for us good. It's a good game, man, like I 1182 01:26:57.079 --> 01:27:00.239 I you know, it's fun man, it's it's it's good. I like 1183 01:27:00.279 --> 01:27:05.279 those. I like, it's it's got me. Yeah, I'm two years 1184 01:27:05.319 --> 01:27:11.479 ago is too recent. I haven't played it since probably probably since it first 1185 01:27:11.479 --> 01:27:13.600 came out, really like they were still coming out with those, Like I 1186 01:27:13.600 --> 01:27:17.399 remember the newest expansion at the time that I stopped playing was that Amusement Park 1187 01:27:17.399 --> 01:27:21.479 one. It was like Nuka World or something, Nuka Colo, nuk World 1188 01:27:21.520 --> 01:27:25.560 or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And that was pretty soon after 1189 01:27:25.680 --> 01:27:28.119 release. I'm pretty sure, like that was no more than a year. 1190 01:27:28.279 --> 01:27:34.199 So like it's been it's fucking seven years since seven years since I played it, 1191 01:27:34.239 --> 01:27:36.159 and I'm remembering a lot of it as I'm playing through it. It's 1192 01:27:36.159 --> 01:27:39.239 like, oh yeah, I remember this. I remember Fatten Nick Valentine in 1193 01:27:39.239 --> 01:27:43.119 the in the subway, and I'm like, I'm remembering things as I'm playing 1194 01:27:43.119 --> 01:27:46.920 again, but like it's pretty good. And I haven't played Far Harbor either, 1195 01:27:47.000 --> 01:27:50.239 that apparently is like pretty good too. Like, so there's some stuff 1196 01:27:50.239 --> 01:27:54.600 that I'm I'm glad I waited because I have all this like stuff that's kind 1197 01:27:54.600 --> 01:27:58.720 of like accumulated over time. But yeah, no, Fall four is fucking 1198 01:27:58.760 --> 01:28:02.159 great. It's not an amazing story, but like I really don't, I 1199 01:28:02.199 --> 01:28:06.560 really don't care. I don't care. I don't, but I wouldn't. 1200 01:28:06.600 --> 01:28:10.159 I wouldn't consider myself a part of an annoying fandom. I think the closest 1201 01:28:10.159 --> 01:28:12.880 I would the closest it would get is like the Halo, I guess is 1202 01:28:12.920 --> 01:28:15.119 the closest. But even even that, I'm kind of like, I don't 1203 01:28:15.159 --> 01:28:19.600 know, I'm kind of jaded too at this point. Yeah, kind of 1204 01:28:19.600 --> 01:28:25.680 out of it. I think the only fandoms I'm like, the only fandom 1205 01:28:25.720 --> 01:28:30.920 that I'm truly a part of is the Simpsons, and the Simpsons I'd more 1206 01:28:30.960 --> 01:28:35.399 call it a community is the best out of anything. Just the memes that 1207 01:28:35.439 --> 01:28:39.439 are shared. Nobody's doing this weird shit, like trying to steal shit and 1208 01:28:39.479 --> 01:28:43.680 take credit for It's just like people are just putting shit out, shit posting, 1209 01:28:43.840 --> 01:28:47.880 sharing fucking scenes, and then people are just quoting. And I've literally, 1210 01:28:47.920 --> 01:28:50.840 out of all the years that I've been following this shit, not one 1211 01:28:51.000 --> 01:28:58.079 ayota aota of of drama have I ever even come across. And it's been 1212 01:28:58.199 --> 01:29:01.159 kind of cool, like just yeah, we just appreciate this show in the 1213 01:29:01.560 --> 01:29:03.760 well, Okay, there was one little thing. It was there was some 1214 01:29:03.800 --> 01:29:10.039 people writing essays trying to say the last good season was season eight. There's 1215 01:29:10.079 --> 01:29:13.640 some fucking runs trying to convince people, and I'm like that it's just it's 1216 01:29:13.720 --> 01:29:17.920 just untrue. It's it's just unfucking true. And I hate video I hate 1217 01:29:18.000 --> 01:29:24.039 most video essays. Yeah, they really take take something that is only like 1218 01:29:24.119 --> 01:29:28.000 kind of interesting to think about, and then they they just exhausted to the 1219 01:29:28.000 --> 01:29:30.800 point where it's like like that that happened kind of recently with like because Seinfeld 1220 01:29:31.640 --> 01:29:36.880 has like a famously like not loved finale or whatever, and there's been I've 1221 01:29:36.880 --> 01:29:41.600 seen this thing going around. It's like, well, it's like, yeah, 1222 01:29:41.720 --> 01:29:44.760 the middle seasons of Seinfeld are the best. And then at the end, 1223 01:29:45.199 --> 01:29:47.880 it gets it gets really bad because it becomes uh, really cartoony, 1224 01:29:49.039 --> 01:29:57.079 and I'm like, the whole show is fucking ridiculous, like the entire time, 1225 01:29:57.239 --> 01:30:00.600 Like the first season is way grounded, and the second season it's pretty 1226 01:30:00.600 --> 01:30:02.640 grounded, but ever since, like season three onward, it's fucking absurd. 1227 01:30:02.840 --> 01:30:08.239 Kramer gets In season three, Kramer gets arrested for being a fucking serial killer 1228 01:30:09.560 --> 01:30:14.479 in California. Like it's it's it's it's immediately cartoony, like from the get 1229 01:30:14.960 --> 01:30:16.479 they just kind of I don't know, like there was this whole thing. 1230 01:30:16.520 --> 01:30:19.199 It's like, yeah, the last two seasons are like really where Seinfeld loses 1231 01:30:19.239 --> 01:30:24.640 its way and I'm like, it's literally that's not true at all. It 1232 01:30:24.720 --> 01:30:29.439 becomes more of what it's always been, really naturally over over time, and 1233 01:30:29.479 --> 01:30:31.840 then it ends. It's it's not a great ending, I would agree, 1234 01:30:31.840 --> 01:30:36.800 but like I mean, like the last episode, that's where it really kind 1235 01:30:36.800 --> 01:30:44.439 of becomes a little weird. But I don't know, says are annoying anyway. 1236 01:30:44.880 --> 01:30:47.039 Yeah, absolutely, get the right, let's wrap it up and get 1237 01:30:47.039 --> 01:30:53.359 ourselves out of here. Ball and chain. All right, We'll see you 1238 01:30:53.399 --> 01:30:56.399 guys, We'll see you guys. Next time, I'm gonna read the names 1239 01:30:56.479 --> 01:31:00.840 now, give Derek some time, but we'll see you next time. I 1240 01:31:00.800 --> 01:31:03.680 remember star Tank dot shop. Uh, paton dot com slash of stark Tank 1241 01:31:04.439 --> 01:31:08.399 five dollars to get access to the early access shop and ask questions on the 1242 01:31:08.399 --> 01:31:11.039 show. All that jazz may five dollars up against your question gets your name 1243 01:31:11.119 --> 01:31:14.000 right at the end of the show. Uh, thank you for your support. 1244 01:31:14.359 --> 01:31:16.079 We'll see you next time. Sweeney should be back by next time. 1245 01:31:16.159 --> 01:31:20.560 By the way, up, guys, I'm gonna be the one reading the 1246 01:31:20.720 --> 01:31:25.840 uh the the names today. I'm gonna be doing it. So we're gonna 1247 01:31:25.880 --> 01:31:31.760 do it right now. We got round eyed Asian. I was just watching 1248 01:31:31.840 --> 01:31:35.279 something where I heard that. I don't I don't remember whatever I was watched 1249 01:31:35.399 --> 01:31:44.239 anyways, I am the com don't weigh a come, don't Oh that's uh, 1250 01:31:44.319 --> 01:31:46.279 I am wait. I am the cum don't weigh a com don't need 1251 01:31:46.319 --> 01:31:51.159 the to come to get erect upon his meet. By that, there's balls 1252 01:31:51.199 --> 01:31:55.920 Timate by Denzel Comy. That's pretty that's pretty good. I like that. 1253 01:31:57.119 --> 01:32:00.840 By the way, it might am I the only one who thought the first 1254 01:32:00.840 --> 01:32:03.079 time I heard that song, I thought it was some British nigga, Like 1255 01:32:03.199 --> 01:32:08.239 I swear like the way that it sounds. It sounds like like someone like 1256 01:32:08.319 --> 01:32:11.640 some British dude was rapping. And then it's like, oh no, there's 1257 01:32:11.720 --> 01:32:14.560 Denzel Cerry. He's from He's from the States, he's from here, And 1258 01:32:14.560 --> 01:32:16.399 I like, well, it's just the vibe. That's what it sounds like 1259 01:32:16.399 --> 01:32:21.319 to me. But anyway, who puts the sex in sex offender? Yeah, 1260 01:32:21.439 --> 01:32:29.399 that's me Zero with a hero Hercules, Benya, Benya been all up, 1261 01:32:29.399 --> 01:32:35.199 Benya mcg The Spank Tank starring Dick gay Cum, Harry Blackman and long 1262 01:32:35.319 --> 01:32:40.960 Penie very hot. Uh oh, I gotta make this a little longer like 1263 01:32:41.039 --> 01:32:45.600 my not penis hot ones. But the wings are covered in increasingly increasingly levels 1264 01:32:45.600 --> 01:32:48.720 of thick ropey, dripping, scorching coum that makes you gag and burp. 1265 01:32:49.439 --> 01:32:56.479 The home deepote day laborers who touched my son. I'm sorry, raging cancer, 1266 01:32:57.439 --> 01:33:05.159 it's funny to me. Miguel O'Hara's chair pussy, Walton Gaggins turrean pussy 1267 01:33:05.239 --> 01:33:10.119 in this life for the next I'm molested twenty three Vietnamese boys and all I 1268 01:33:10.159 --> 01:33:14.680 got was this lousy t shirt. It's a prank, bro as he placed 1269 01:33:14.680 --> 01:33:19.680 a semen in his penis. That's crazy. Pussy boy wanted beef after Galactic 1270 01:33:21.039 --> 01:33:27.600 acquisition. Wipe me down because I'm covered in. Come little Boozy nice Jack, 1271 01:33:27.760 --> 01:33:31.319 the world's fastest Maori and the only snark Tank fan from New Zealand. 1272 01:33:31.600 --> 01:33:35.159 I wonder if you are the only snark Tank fram from New Zealand. If 1273 01:33:35.159 --> 01:33:40.720 that's the case, whenever I make it to New Zealand, you and I 1274 01:33:40.760 --> 01:33:43.840 will have to have a I don't know if you guys say pines over her 1275 01:33:43.880 --> 01:33:47.600 too, I'm assuming you do. You guys talk about fighting wolves. Meanwhile, 1276 01:33:47.640 --> 01:33:51.960 I want to throat train Blade from Elden Ring. I want to kiss 1277 01:33:53.000 --> 01:33:59.600 his red rocket. That's come on, man. You saw the manzories nude 1278 01:33:59.680 --> 01:34:03.479 right, saw his nude mods? If not, I'm sure I posted them. 1279 01:34:03.680 --> 01:34:06.319 I don't know. I'll pull them up if I can. I mean 1280 01:34:06.399 --> 01:34:10.319 what, I guess you could just google it real fast. Big Meaty stinks, 1281 01:34:11.119 --> 01:34:15.279 Andy of the man who's handies are asked here and Dandy Drake Cox slapping 1282 01:34:15.439 --> 01:34:20.920 Kendrick in the face. I mean, he probably can do that. If 1283 01:34:20.920 --> 01:34:25.319 you take Tim Pule's beanie off. He looks like cuppead. Yeah, I'm 1284 01:34:25.359 --> 01:34:28.840 sure he does. Did you see he was at some like conference or something 1285 01:34:29.239 --> 01:34:32.079 in Florida where everybody's wearing suits and he still had the fucking beanie on. 1286 01:34:32.800 --> 01:34:36.239 I'm like, come on, man, can you not at least just put 1287 01:34:36.239 --> 01:34:40.399 on a nice like golf hatter, at least if you still want to be 1288 01:34:40.760 --> 01:34:43.960 you still want to conceal your baldness, Like, just put on a nice 1289 01:34:43.960 --> 01:34:46.760 hat. You can't even do that, man, like Damn Heath Smoker, 1290 01:34:47.359 --> 01:34:53.279 Gids, Uncle Magic molesting Tom Sweeney at the ripe age of thirty at his 1291 01:34:53.279 --> 01:34:58.560 own birthday party. That's facts, lick lick. What? Why can I 1292 01:34:58.600 --> 01:35:02.560 not say this like grit le grit tiggus cornbread. I don't know why I'm 1293 01:35:02.680 --> 01:35:10.000 struggling to say that Tarik Nasid's secret white gay lever facts. S'more MoU homeless 1294 01:35:10.039 --> 01:35:17.319 transfam who comes Kendrick raped Drake? Not the Nickelodeon? Would I pissed it 1295 01:35:17.359 --> 01:35:21.800 all at once like the sha Wait I piss it all. I pissed it 1296 01:35:21.920 --> 01:35:29.199 all at once like the shower in br twenty forty nine. Very cool, 1297 01:35:30.520 --> 01:35:32.119 Okay, I get it now, I get it. Okay, I'm a 1298 01:35:32.199 --> 01:35:35.760 fucking blade runner. I'm too I just never heard anybody do that. BR 1299 01:35:35.800 --> 01:35:39.640 twenty forty nine. I don't know. I just maybe I'm just not familiar 1300 01:35:39.680 --> 01:35:45.720 with that. I'm too medic I'm too medically and profoundly horny for racism. 1301 01:35:45.439 --> 01:35:49.359 I didn't know that that was a thing that that could happen. Listen to 1302 01:35:49.479 --> 01:35:56.159 swords drawn by Army of the Farohs and see if you recognize the sample they 1303 01:35:56.199 --> 01:35:59.119 are Like Jennime Trix, I definitely know Army of the Farols. They've they've 1304 01:35:59.119 --> 01:36:02.560 collabed, for sure, they for sure collabsed. That's funny swords drawn and 1305 01:36:02.600 --> 01:36:06.840 then the storm of swords. I wonder if I've heard that. I'll check 1306 01:36:06.880 --> 01:36:13.720 it out because I'm completely aware of those dudes. One of my lectures got 1307 01:36:13.760 --> 01:36:15.800 cut by the lead singer of the Pixies. I love that. I once 1308 01:36:15.840 --> 01:36:23.640 saw Sweety do fifty slow handstand push ups. I need that footage. KC 1309 01:36:23.840 --> 01:36:32.039 my curse. There is come burning to fun you you will wait, will 1310 01:36:32.199 --> 01:36:40.239 you come for me? I've I've actually thought about doing that one since I 1311 01:36:40.279 --> 01:36:43.720 since I already covered that on my main channel, I was thinking I should 1312 01:36:43.720 --> 01:36:46.840 just do this, but gay since I already have the I have the instrumentals 1313 01:36:46.880 --> 01:36:51.319 already. I could just do I just do it real fast. I've also 1314 01:36:51.399 --> 01:36:56.600 I thought about doing a different a different kill switch one of the song when 1315 01:36:56.680 --> 01:37:01.600 Darkness Falls. I was gonna call like when Gainness Calls or something, and 1316 01:37:02.520 --> 01:37:05.399 I've been working it out of my head. But whatever, let's see, 1317 01:37:05.439 --> 01:37:12.640 mister pants, can you can you show a oh do? Can you do 1318 01:37:12.720 --> 01:37:18.640 a deep dive extra Ammo on Destiny the guy? I wouldn't mind doing it, 1319 01:37:19.800 --> 01:37:25.199 but I would ask I'll ask the boys next time they hear I'll ask 1320 01:37:25.239 --> 01:37:28.079 them if they want to do that. I wouldn't mind doing it because it's 1321 01:37:28.119 --> 01:37:31.560 funny that I'm reading this right now, because this morning, in my head, 1322 01:37:31.640 --> 01:37:36.680 I was just thinking about his arc, his villainous ark, and what 1323 01:37:36.720 --> 01:37:41.920 he's doing it and why he's doing it. And I don't know if it's 1324 01:37:42.000 --> 01:37:45.159 just like if it's a money thing. I don't know if he got money. 1325 01:37:45.640 --> 01:37:47.960 I don't know if he's just trying to be the ultimate contrarian. But 1326 01:37:48.079 --> 01:37:51.760 I know he doesn't believe what he's saying because of arguments he's made in the 1327 01:37:51.800 --> 01:37:59.840 past, like Destiny is not a stupid person. And I'm like the arguments 1328 01:37:59.840 --> 01:38:02.119 he's made against Ethno states and the reason why Ethno states would never work, 1329 01:38:02.239 --> 01:38:09.079 especially to peacefully remove people from a popular from an area where they do not 1330 01:38:09.239 --> 01:38:12.760 want to go, Like it is impossible to move people peacefully if they don't 1331 01:38:12.800 --> 01:38:15.960 want to move, if violence will take place. That's the only way to 1332 01:38:15.960 --> 01:38:20.359 move them if they don't want to move. And so he's made these arguments 1333 01:38:20.359 --> 01:38:25.000 before and how peaceful Ethno states could never work, and say somewhere like the 1334 01:38:25.079 --> 01:38:28.399 United States, because the brown people don't want to leave and you would have 1335 01:38:28.520 --> 01:38:31.399 to forcefully remove them. You'd have to violently remove them. And so you 1336 01:38:31.439 --> 01:38:38.880 can extrapolate that to what has happened over the decades with Israel and Palestine. 1337 01:38:38.920 --> 01:38:43.159 Like, so it's like he knows this, and so his argument and where 1338 01:38:43.199 --> 01:38:47.439 he stands. I know he knows he's arguing not in good faith. But 1339 01:38:47.479 --> 01:38:53.640 the question is why, And unfortunately he won't tell us why because that would 1340 01:38:53.640 --> 01:38:56.840 give up his his you know, the jig would it would be up, 1341 01:38:57.279 --> 01:38:59.199 and then the cat would be out of the bag, and then that would 1342 01:38:59.239 --> 01:39:01.520 not look good on h him. So I don't know his motivation, and 1343 01:39:02.039 --> 01:39:06.319 only I'm pretty sure only he knows and maybe someone who paid him, or 1344 01:39:06.319 --> 01:39:10.760 if it's just his own his own volition, just wanting to be like, 1345 01:39:10.960 --> 01:39:15.600 I'm going to argue on the side of ethnic cleansing and and see how well 1346 01:39:15.640 --> 01:39:19.199 I can justify it. It's crazy, but you know, I digress. 1347 01:39:19.880 --> 01:39:27.000 Ballow the first sin spum befutters, stop calling me neurodivergent and say what you 1348 01:39:27.039 --> 01:39:30.960 want to say. You're African American, I know, right, Like I 1349 01:39:31.079 --> 01:39:35.840 just I just don't want I don't like look, man, I don't want 1350 01:39:35.880 --> 01:39:44.840 to use autistic as a pejorative. So I want people to understand when when 1351 01:39:44.960 --> 01:39:47.399 when it's saying when you're saying neurodivergent, I want people to understand what I'm 1352 01:39:47.439 --> 01:39:51.279 actually saying and not just calling somebody autism autistic in the way that it's like 1353 01:39:51.279 --> 01:39:55.520 an insult. And I mean that you literally are autistic, you know what 1354 01:39:55.560 --> 01:39:59.439 I'm saying, Like, I feel like some people need that differentiation. I 1355 01:39:59.439 --> 01:40:02.720 don't even know that word, but I think just to understand what I'm trying 1356 01:40:02.760 --> 01:40:05.439 to say and not just oh, I'm just trying to insult you or whatever, 1357 01:40:05.840 --> 01:40:10.640 because just being autistic does it is not purely an insult. It's just 1358 01:40:10.680 --> 01:40:14.279 like, oh, You probably are doing this because you're autistic, And I 1359 01:40:14.279 --> 01:40:15.960 don't mean that as a bad thing. It's just like you see the world 1360 01:40:16.039 --> 01:40:19.560 do this lens, So this is probably why you know. As an example, 1361 01:40:19.600 --> 01:40:24.560 I'm just trying to give an example, where do we go African American? 1362 01:40:24.600 --> 01:40:26.520 That's funny. I like that, though. I understand what you're saying, 1363 01:40:26.520 --> 01:40:30.439 neurodivergent in quotations and African American in quotations. I totally, I totally 1364 01:40:30.479 --> 01:40:34.560 understand where you're coming from. Jolly o dipshit flint dribble, owner of the 1365 01:40:35.199 --> 01:40:41.800 dibble, the dibble, the Dibsdale dibble dome. Geez, that was hard 1366 01:40:41.840 --> 01:40:45.720 to say. May thy load, drip and splatter, cipher graph, fiberglass, 1367 01:40:45.720 --> 01:40:49.560 flesh ripe, flesh light prank Ayo, Philly looking way better than New 1368 01:40:49.640 --> 01:40:55.600 York right now. Yeah, gay butcher Pete be like he's whacking and jacking 1369 01:40:55.720 --> 01:41:00.159 and pack and stupid hunter du bois out of spells, not shit else hosing 1370 01:41:00.159 --> 01:41:04.239 the homeless with dirty brown water. Yeah, you just get that flint water 1371 01:41:04.279 --> 01:41:10.960 and just hose them all down. Give us your dong, Give us your 1372 01:41:11.039 --> 01:41:15.159 dong. You're the penis man. Give us your dong. Tonight, we're 1373 01:41:15.199 --> 01:41:20.399 all in the mood for a slab of meat and my booties filled up nice. 1374 01:41:20.720 --> 01:41:24.319 Damn, I can't I can't tell what that is. Damn. I 1375 01:41:24.319 --> 01:41:26.680 hate when I can't tell, because then you can't spend too much time thinking 1376 01:41:26.680 --> 01:41:30.880 about it. You gotta move on. You must go to the Bodega system, 1377 01:41:31.039 --> 01:41:38.119 Caucasian container, the cracker barrel for gays. Disgruntled Donald Trump burping on 1378 01:41:38.199 --> 01:41:41.720 Dom's clip. I love that. That was a fun segment, fun little 1379 01:41:41.720 --> 01:41:46.760 bit. My granny shits with the dorm. Come on, Grandma, Like 1380 01:41:47.479 --> 01:41:53.760 it's how interesting is that though? Because you feel like old school ladies probably 1381 01:41:53.760 --> 01:41:59.239 have the most like like uh, they have the most trauma of you. 1382 01:41:59.239 --> 01:42:02.680 You you dare can't do anything that would be perceived a manly thing to do, 1383 01:42:02.760 --> 01:42:06.560 like a man just leaving the door wide open and shitting like that seems 1384 01:42:06.600 --> 01:42:10.680 like something like a man would do, and like usually grandma's were so like 1385 01:42:10.800 --> 01:42:15.159 probably beaten up back in the day for doing anything. That's like, hey, 1386 01:42:15.239 --> 01:42:17.680 sonny, miss, you're a perfect little angel. You do everything writing. 1387 01:42:17.720 --> 01:42:19.319 If you don't do it right, I'm gonna kill you, you know 1388 01:42:19.399 --> 01:42:23.960 kind of you know, you know what I mean? Max silhouette. I 1389 01:42:24.039 --> 01:42:28.760 convinced my friends twenty five years old that a camel second hump is where they 1390 01:42:28.800 --> 01:42:33.159 store their piss. I made sure to come clean because I remember you. 1391 01:42:34.159 --> 01:42:39.119 Let's see. Yeah, so that's funny. I mean, that's a harmless 1392 01:42:39.119 --> 01:42:42.359 one unless they try to write a paper about it. That that would have 1393 01:42:42.359 --> 01:42:45.359 been crazy or something. But that's pretty good. She pipkin on my pip 1394 01:42:45.479 --> 01:42:51.520 up possum Chris Milk's marsupials on the Weekends. I didn't know that, Derek, 1395 01:42:51.840 --> 01:42:57.359 Please stop being wrong all the time. I like when people say stuff 1396 01:42:57.359 --> 01:43:00.840 like that, but then like they never elaborate, like, say, this 1397 01:43:00.880 --> 01:43:03.800 happens all the time. When you see people in chats, will they just 1398 01:43:03.840 --> 01:43:08.640 say you're wrong or something like that, and they'll never elaborate on why or 1399 01:43:08.680 --> 01:43:13.640 how or anything. And it's because they ninety nine point nine percent of the 1400 01:43:13.640 --> 01:43:17.840 time have nothing constructive or of value to say. It's how what happens. 1401 01:43:17.920 --> 01:43:21.439 And sometimes that's the annoying part. I don't mind people telling me I'm wrong 1402 01:43:21.880 --> 01:43:25.800 because I'm a human being. Right, you can be wrong, you're human. 1403 01:43:26.039 --> 01:43:30.079 There's something fascinating about when people try to point and laugh at you or 1404 01:43:30.119 --> 01:43:31.000 try to be like, oh, you're wrong or something. It's like, 1405 01:43:31.039 --> 01:43:33.600 well, yeah, like you can't always be right. The hell are you 1406 01:43:33.640 --> 01:43:38.399 talking about? And then it's just like, well, just explain calmly what 1407 01:43:38.479 --> 01:43:41.560 you think I'm wrong about, and then we can agree to disagree, or 1408 01:43:41.560 --> 01:43:44.319 I can explain it, or I can concede or anything like that. So 1409 01:43:44.680 --> 01:43:48.000 I'm looking forward to you changing your name next time and explaining on how I'm 1410 01:43:48.039 --> 01:43:55.800 wrong or you know, DM Mela, explain yourself. Okay, maybe slightly 1411 01:43:55.880 --> 01:44:00.880 above average clit energy? How about just masterful clit energy? How about these 1412 01:44:01.119 --> 01:44:04.439 the best clit energy you know? How about epic clit energy? I like 1413 01:44:04.479 --> 01:44:08.880 that? Like Masterful's good. Epic clit energy sounds pretty good. How about 1414 01:44:08.880 --> 01:44:13.039 that? I like that? Let's see, how how can I be homophobic? 1415 01:44:13.159 --> 01:44:16.479 I blew as fucking brains up. That's so stupid. I like that. 1416 01:44:16.960 --> 01:44:23.000 Just the hard r Star coffee, rip the digital hookah. Now I'm 1417 01:44:23.039 --> 01:44:30.000 getting molested on the set of Embryonic Sheldon stupid. Once I've learned from one, 1418 01:44:31.000 --> 01:44:33.800 I think you meant to put thing. One thing I've learned from this, 1419 01:44:33.960 --> 01:44:41.640 Drake versus Kendrick is that the Toronto accent is fucking awful. Somehow the 1420 01:44:41.680 --> 01:44:45.920 worst than Sweetish accents. Swedish actions aren't that bad. I don't mind sweetest 1421 01:44:45.920 --> 01:44:48.760 actions. They are a little silly, though they are silly. Toronto accents 1422 01:44:48.840 --> 01:44:56.760 are bullshit completely. I feel like they were recently manufactured in the way like 1423 01:44:56.800 --> 01:45:00.960 I don't even think that it's like old, you know what I'm saying, 1424 01:45:00.000 --> 01:45:05.960 Like in a way that most dialects have not been invented that long ago. 1425 01:45:06.439 --> 01:45:13.800 Like I would say the latest dialect that exists is the Valley Girl accent, 1426 01:45:14.640 --> 01:45:16.800 right, I think that was the most recent. That's only been like a 1427 01:45:16.840 --> 01:45:21.720 couple of decades. And this new Toronto thing, I feel like it's fairly 1428 01:45:21.800 --> 01:45:26.079 new, Like I don't think you can go that far back, and then 1429 01:45:26.079 --> 01:45:28.800 there was people in Toronto that were talking like that. I could be totally 1430 01:45:28.840 --> 01:45:31.880 wrong, but I just feel like this conversation would have propped up a long 1431 01:45:31.920 --> 01:45:35.199 time ago because it is that bad. The Toronto accent is that bad. 1432 01:45:36.439 --> 01:45:42.279 My son froze to death in the waste of Ohio by going homeless to pay 1433 01:45:42.319 --> 01:45:46.039 you Fox, and this is now his memorial, Rip John. I appreciate 1434 01:45:46.079 --> 01:45:51.079 that man, great sacrifice. Transfim Grenlin exposing people with the lactose intolerance of 1435 01:45:51.199 --> 01:46:00.680 ninety million rotogens of ionizing radiation. Yosh wormst Craig the Canadian featuring a icy 1436 01:46:00.760 --> 01:46:04.039 hand job from a frosty Edmonton hooker. That sounds awful, but I'll take 1437 01:46:04.079 --> 01:46:10.800 it. It's your boy, Shawne d Gilbert Godfrey voice. I hit it, 1438 01:46:11.119 --> 01:46:14.399 I hit it from the back. I can't do I can't. I 1439 01:46:14.439 --> 01:46:16.960 can't do that. I hit it from the back and play whack them all 1440 01:46:16.960 --> 01:46:20.279 a third tapeworm. I know Chris can do a good Gilbert. I think 1441 01:46:20.520 --> 01:46:24.560 so he'll he'll have to do that one next time. Three x SO and 1442 01:46:24.640 --> 01:46:30.319 the Flintstones Tub Girl pilot episode. I love man that. I went back 1443 01:46:30.600 --> 01:46:33.800 that that fucking Flintstone show was funny as fuck to me, Like I usually 1444 01:46:34.439 --> 01:46:38.359 I think it's in the podcast. I don't listen back to myself very often 1445 01:46:38.520 --> 01:46:41.119 on the podcast, but you know, other than when it's just going through 1446 01:46:41.159 --> 01:46:44.520 the editing. But like that, that ship was making me laugh. I 1447 01:46:44.560 --> 01:46:47.439 was at the gym, like laughing my ass off. Anyway. There is 1448 01:46:47.560 --> 01:46:51.520 no cock like horse cock. Send your asshole. Oh yeah, there's no 1449 01:46:51.880 --> 01:46:57.880 cocklack horse cock, send your asshole in the shock. Yeah that's pretty good. 1450 01:46:57.920 --> 01:47:00.000 You need horse cock, of course horse cock. That's a crazy ass 1451 01:47:00.000 --> 01:47:05.039 song man slurpin stroke and smoke and joking emoticons going like this. I guess 1452 01:47:05.079 --> 01:47:10.039 I should go like this because my I think my thing is reversed. Uh 1453 01:47:10.239 --> 01:47:15.399 steep drip mh Lord of homeless drip ello cool Jay's voice. Don't call it 1454 01:47:15.439 --> 01:47:19.680 a cum shot, stupid, obi once you blow me. Jackson Vernon, 1455 01:47:20.079 --> 01:47:27.279 Norwegian game dev now developing a cardboard quest. I am homeless, dude, 1456 01:47:27.399 --> 01:47:31.039 cardboard quest stupid. I like that, Hey, good on you. Kremlin 1457 01:47:31.119 --> 01:47:39.399 to Grimlin dib Membrane is our only lif skined hispanic rep. I'm gonna steal 1458 01:47:39.600 --> 01:47:45.039 your bones. She as a rath on my Metreon till I zenthos, that's 1459 01:47:45.119 --> 01:47:48.319 very cool. One fish, two fish, gay fish, swenfish zoo by 1460 01:47:48.760 --> 01:47:56.159 Denzel Furry. We got two Denzel Curry references. Interesting and routing out our 1461 01:47:56.199 --> 01:47:59.279 list and rounding out our list. The King of Haphazard, that's false. 1462 01:47:59.319 --> 01:48:04.520 Alarm racists fallout. Walter Goggins be like, know what we used to call 1463 01:48:04.560 --> 01:48:10.399 your kind before the bombs fell? Dark dark darkie damn can you imagine? 1464 01:48:10.960 --> 01:48:15.079 Wade slave five eight three A sad guy from Michigan. I'm sorry, you're 1465 01:48:15.079 --> 01:48:18.880 sad telling the boys it isn't gay to join the snark Tank sex colt as 1466 01:48:18.920 --> 01:48:25.000 bottoms, but I'm secretly crossing my fingers. Dude, if we have a 1467 01:48:25.239 --> 01:48:29.279 gay sex cult and I'm unaware of this, I'm gonna be very upset. 1468 01:48:29.479 --> 01:48:31.119 I'm gonna be very very upset because this is something that I would want to 1469 01:48:31.159 --> 01:48:35.239 openly talk about and be very proud of. All Right, the Brini Bros 1470 01:48:35.279 --> 01:48:42.720 Present the Master ROASTI flow drink Master Corn's Sacred Water and got straight to pop 1471 01:48:42.720 --> 01:48:51.000 and lunch lunches, Sin Zu Bean very cool. Donkerson Dagoba D's nuts in 1472 01:48:51.039 --> 01:48:57.680 your mouth. I probably said that wrong, installing a faulty nearolink in Chris's 1473 01:48:57.720 --> 01:49:00.079 head that plays thunder on replete. You gotta pay the trolls. Told again 1474 01:49:00.119 --> 01:49:08.159 the boys whole gade six is afraid of Gaide seven because seven gapes nine. 1475 01:49:08.359 --> 01:49:11.359 That's fucking awesome. I didn't know when Chris was reading this that it was 1476 01:49:11.399 --> 01:49:15.640 two separate names, So like Gaatee six is guy and then this dude, 1477 01:49:15.640 --> 01:49:17.159 knowing that he was next, he continued it. That's very clever. I 1478 01:49:17.159 --> 01:49:23.960 didn't know that Chris didn't mention it because he sucks sometimes. Robinhood and little 1479 01:49:24.159 --> 01:49:32.920 John fucking in the four lot of golly, what a gay Roberhood and Little 1480 01:49:33.000 --> 01:49:44.039 John fucking in the four is I don't know why that that fucking rules. 1481 01:49:44.039 --> 01:49:48.159 That's a good one. I feel like that's something. Maybe maybe deep diving 1482 01:49:48.159 --> 01:49:51.920 more into more Disney shit would be good. Man, that's fucking awesome. 1483 01:49:53.279 --> 01:49:57.159 Sween reading the names was awesome. You do two shows a week, Have 1484 01:49:57.279 --> 01:50:01.680 Chris do the first, then Sween or Derek do the second one. Yeah, 1485 01:50:01.760 --> 01:50:05.479 what, I I think we should probably rotate. I think you should 1486 01:50:05.520 --> 01:50:11.000 just rotate like uh, I'm sure you guys would. You guys would prefer 1487 01:50:11.079 --> 01:50:14.279 that. So I'll bring it up next time, or at least if I 1488 01:50:14.319 --> 01:50:16.760 don't bring it up, it will bring it up again once this name is 1489 01:50:16.760 --> 01:50:24.600 read again. D z queif ah help fuck the dumbest lesbian. I'm sure 1490 01:50:24.600 --> 01:50:28.600 you're not the dumbest. I'm sure you know you give yourself some credit. 1491 01:50:29.560 --> 01:50:34.159 I'll carpet bomb the goss strip for a quarter, so great. John Strickland 1492 01:50:34.399 --> 01:50:42.479 ooh, okay, chronic herpes by come forty. There's no spaces in this 1493 01:50:42.600 --> 01:50:48.479 so see my boys getting stuffed and drowned a huge orgy with so much sound 1494 01:50:48.600 --> 01:50:53.199 it's actually kind of hard to read without spaces a little bit. It's a 1495 01:50:53.199 --> 01:50:57.079 little harder. It's kind of funny. Mark's eighteen eighty nine. I really 1496 01:50:57.119 --> 01:51:00.960 hope Mike Tyson kills Jake Erry. I mean, I mean, we we 1497 01:51:01.159 --> 01:51:04.359 all want that. But like Lit's just don't get your hopes up too high, 1498 01:51:04.439 --> 01:51:10.079 man, don't get your hopes up too high. Like God. I 1499 01:51:10.119 --> 01:51:12.840 would love that though, wouldn't that be great? The First Church of Keith 1500 01:51:12.920 --> 01:51:16.800 David. Will you wanta be like goon with me, goon with me and 1501 01:51:16.960 --> 01:51:21.079 will be in a world of savage masturbation. Yeah, it's pretty good. 1502 01:51:21.680 --> 01:51:26.800 Second Church of Key David featuring being better than the First Church of Keith David 1503 01:51:26.920 --> 01:51:32.279 nice pre raz Blake eight nine. I swear I thought I just read that. 1504 01:51:32.600 --> 01:51:38.159 No, I guess not. I gotta hit up that bitch Delphine. 1505 01:51:38.479 --> 01:51:44.840 Need to get myself some elf man ass at the thar More Embassy. Yeah, 1506 01:51:44.960 --> 01:51:47.920 yeah, why not? You should happy? Oh and they have the 1507 01:51:48.039 --> 01:51:54.439 I like the your your avatars that fucked up animation or drawing or whatever of 1508 01:51:54.680 --> 01:51:58.520 Norman Osborne that looked like the game Boy Advance or something. This was so 1509 01:51:58.600 --> 01:52:02.000 funny. Uh. Picture of Swen that says happy belated birthday. Swing, 1510 01:52:02.079 --> 01:52:05.920 Also, you're gay plays into Sandman poorly. Hell yah, Chris trying to 1511 01:52:05.960 --> 01:52:10.199 read like Papa Papa. Yeah, I notice. Yeah, I noticed a 1512 01:52:10.239 --> 01:52:12.640 couple of people do that. I've not He was the first person I've ever 1513 01:52:12.680 --> 01:52:15.880 noticed do that, and somebody else. I was probably listening to a podcast 1514 01:52:15.920 --> 01:52:16.760 and I heard them by Papa Papa, and I was like, I was 1515 01:52:16.800 --> 01:52:19.520 like, is that like a thing? Like multiple people do that, And 1516 01:52:19.600 --> 01:52:26.079 it's not just Chris Okay Kingston falling down an escalator that takes him up as 1517 01:52:26.119 --> 01:52:30.720 fast as he falls down. That's crazy. That's crazy, so that he 1518 01:52:30.840 --> 01:52:35.520 just fucking stays suspended, falling forever. I love that Alaska oil fill of 1519 01:52:35.520 --> 01:52:41.600 trash Texas tater salad Swen with the face of a ten year old white Oh 1520 01:52:41.760 --> 01:52:45.920 yeah, that's right. I forgot about that, dude. Can you imagine 1521 01:52:46.239 --> 01:52:51.560 Sue Hulk took on my ass. Here's Nicky Ziggy. Nicky Ziggy, congratulations 1522 01:52:51.720 --> 01:53:00.960 on the engagement to uh one of the gayest men. I'm just kidding, 1523 01:53:00.039 --> 01:53:02.319 but well, well, I mean maybe I'm not going maybe you actually agree 1524 01:53:02.319 --> 01:53:11.079 with that. Haamaanahammana awuga Sorry, Miss Jackson, badly brave hugger, Derek 1525 01:53:11.319 --> 01:53:16.439 duck Hunt, the vegan necromancer, I got consent. Nice etherean Brogerian hunter. 1526 01:53:18.319 --> 01:53:24.920 Uh oh, malefis one. Finally a rehabilitated and finally rehabilitated and back 1527 01:53:24.920 --> 01:53:28.560 in the saddle with two functioning hands. Let's go and rounding out the list. 1528 01:53:28.640 --> 01:53:30.840 Finally, Dan, how long was this? How long was this? 1529 01:53:31.239 --> 01:53:35.600 Let's see, let's see where's my timer? What the hell? Okay wait, 1530 01:53:35.640 --> 01:53:39.520 let me just say this King of Haphazard is the last one. I 1531 01:53:39.560 --> 01:53:42.680 should just say this before I fucking but like I think my stuff was. 1532 01:53:42.720 --> 01:53:45.359 Oh it was too crunched up. Twenty two minutes. I got clocked in 1533 01:53:45.439 --> 01:53:47.479 right now. But you know, I'm gonna cut it probably just a little 1534 01:53:47.479 --> 01:53:50.960 bit. So there you go. Thank you guys for uh if you made 1535 01:53:50.960 --> 01:53:54.840 it this far, appreciate you all very much. If you listen to this 1536 01:53:55.199 --> 01:54:00.359 entire thing, what do I want you to do? In order for you 1537 01:54:00.079 --> 01:54:02.439 to know that you listen to this entire thing? You can you can do 1538 01:54:02.520 --> 01:54:06.920 one of two things. You either you either need to DM me on Instagram 1539 01:54:08.439 --> 01:54:16.560 or at me on at me on Twitter and you need to say cummies. 1540 01:54:17.279 --> 01:54:20.399 You just just just send me the word cummies and that lets me know you 1541 01:54:20.439 --> 01:54:26.159 made it all the way through. So on Instagram at some BG you know 1542 01:54:26.199 --> 01:54:27.920 what. No, no, no, no, no, don't no no 1543 01:54:27.920 --> 01:54:30.279 no, I'm sorry. Not on my personal thing. Go to the snark 1544 01:54:30.319 --> 01:54:33.399 tank ig, you know, because I need to start using that more. 1545 01:54:33.600 --> 01:54:36.279 So. Go to the snark tank Instagram. I think it's just called snark 1546 01:54:36.319 --> 01:54:43.359 tank ig. Sorry if it's not. And just either DM comment on something 1547 01:54:43.399 --> 01:54:46.800 whatever because there's not much traffic on there, so I will see it because 1548 01:54:46.800 --> 01:54:49.279 I just don't want to miss it. If it's on the personal stuff, 1549 01:54:49.479 --> 01:54:54.319 there's too much traffic going in and out. So just put cummies anywhere to 1550 01:54:54.399 --> 01:54:57.119 let me know that you made it all the way to the end, and 1551 01:54:57.159 --> 01:55:00.560 I'll let you know that you're a true homeless person. You have no fucking 1552 01:55:00.600 --> 01:55:01.119 money, alright, Take care, guys,