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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome
to The Padula Show. February eleven years,

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over two thousand subscribers. I keep
it clean, okay, clean,

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not I'm seeing silly goofy promos along
with skitz parodies podcast podcasts. We are

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consumable nonsense, Yes we are.
Oh yes you are. Hey, ladies

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and gentlemen. If you want,
you share your favorite link like me,

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comment you know, constructive stuff.
No prompt. You want to co host?

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I mean that we'll co host the
show very impromptu, unscripted and saw

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you said for free, doesn't cost
you a dark thing. I try to

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get new episodes out every eight to
ten days. Eleven years, getting old.

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And I know I'm getting old because
I had a booty call. That's

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right, booty call the other night. Yeah, eight o'clock PM. Individuals

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said, hey, you up,
I said, yeah, kind of.

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I just finished taking my magnesium and
my mental musial and uh wow, you

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know, yeah, I'll moll still
have my pajamas on, so what's up?

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And then that's all. And then
on the other side of the phone,

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I heard so, I don't know, am I boring? I don't

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know. I thought I had a
lot of energy. But maybe she should

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have never called me for that booty
call. But you know you should call

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or comment on Padula Pie Republic,
Ohio. You want fresh bait, pepperoni,

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ros spinach, grolls, fizza,
sin up ons, they got it

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all Padula Pie. Check him out
on Instagram. You'll see check out his

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videos. Man, I love him. That's my brother. Oh that is

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my brother. And what a great
job b S three changing the way you

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want. Great job with the super
Bowl CJ Man, you the man.

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That's all I gotta say. Get
that Rocus Stick talk about just people that

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know what the heck they're doing.
Brought a lot of credibility to b S

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three. Changing the way you watch
TV. And of course if you want

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entertainment's you know, it's just culture
things, educational things, relationship things.

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That's b S three changing the way
you watch TV. Great job, Ben

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and BS three family with the super
Bowl covering it man, whoa, oh,

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I can't you know covering Yeah?
You know my mom. I thought

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you about my mom. I was
thinking about her the other day. She's

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still live, she's going to be
ninety four, ninety five, who knows,

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God bless her, strong woman.
I remember back in the day when

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we had practice. It didn't matter
what sport. She didn't bring no juice

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box. We didn't have no goldfish
right the goldfish crackers. No, man,

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We just went. I don't even
know. She didn't even drive us.

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We had to walk to and from
practice and talk about play dates.

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We didn't have a playdate. Here
was your playdate. You got up,

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you did your chores. She kicked
your ass outside about eight o'clock in the

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morning, she says, gold play. She locked the door, and then

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she want us to come back by
five o'clock. You know, because she

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would always say, when you hear
the whistle, make sure you get your

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button back home. Okay. So
yeah, God bless my mom. She's

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gotta be ninety four, ninety six, who knows. God bless her.

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I love her. You know,
things are happening. You know, I

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do a lot of traveling, and
I saw the FFAH could you know,

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lucky for me? Low cost flights. You know, if you want to

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try Spirit people have Jet Blue.
People have tried those. Now the FFA

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announced there's a new new place,
low cost flights that you can fly.

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The name is you Bet your Life
Airlines. Interesting. Yeah, it's the

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only planet has a kickstand. Okay, oh my gosh. You know you

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could see I'm struggling here. Huh. You know, I just I try

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to do little jobs and then do
the show. And I just got fired

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from another job. It's it's crazy. I was a janitor at a modern

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art museum. I got fired.
You know why. I don't know what

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the heck to throw out. I
got fired. There was a litter box

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with Christmas lights in it and statues
of the Berenstein Bears. I threw it

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out. I got fired just like
you. Guys may want to fire me

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from The Padula Show, and I
can't blame you, and I won't blame

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you. I feel good, though, because my girlfriend she paid me a

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compliment. She said that well,
she said to me that being with me

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was like being on a vacation,
but her actual words were that was her

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last resort. Hey, don't let
me be your last resort. Check out

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Man Pamela Parker Rocks on YouTube and
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and more comedy check out Divorce Diaries.

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Michelle does a great job and also
Vinnie Vinni from Philly. He's funny,

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he does different characters. Ladies and
gentlemen. Please enjoy our consumable nonsense,

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Have a great day. Remember, wake

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up, you open your eyes,
Stay safe, stay healthy, stay positive.

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But make sure you love your life. You love your family, you

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love your friends. Make sure you
laugh. I hopefully I can make you

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laugh. In fact, I got
one more joke. It's horrible, but

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I'm gonna tell it anyway. Here
we go, it says, right here

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the guy, Here we go.
What did the comic CAZI instructor tell his

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students, I'm only going to show
you this one time. I love you, guys,