You guys, he is out of his freaking mind and they're having to save
him and then chin balls. Happy Happy Monday, everybody. I hope everybody
had a wonderful Father's Day weekend. Like what a week. It was beautiful
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Happy Monday. Indeed, were about to go into We're sliding into a
heat wave this week, so yay, that's exciting. We're going to be
in the nineties all week long. It going to be anything forward to you
think it's gonna be that way next week when I'm there? Am I going
to break? Next week is supposed to beautiful. I come Monday, we're
gonna be back in the seventies. It's gonna be so nice an eighties wet
shirt. You might eat it because, yeah, it's gonna be it's gonna
be hot. It is hot as balls here already this morning, so it's
a it's love that it's hot. Is Facebook borked again? I didn't get
any kind of thing. No, people are talking from Facebook, so it's
not boring. I see Facebook comments, so it's it seems to be okay.
And Instagram is okay. I think we're okay on all of the things.
Pretty sure, okay, hopefully are we okay on uh? Yeah,
I think we're okay. I think we're okay on locals. Yeah, I
think we're good. Okay, all right, there we go. Okay.
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sure to get them while you can get them. Let's do a few little
random screenshot headlines. Could not believe this was real. I had to do
some fact checking for myself because I thought this, this is parody. There's
no way that Joe Biden himself would put out a statement proclaiming yesterday, I'm
sorry Saturday to be World Elder Abuse Awareness Day without any self awareness whatsoever.
Yeah, did he send that to Jill? Did he send that to Jill?
Somebody needs tire family, the whole family needs this. Can you believe
it? Like that is the thing he actually did. Yeah? Oh my
god. This is the administration just never ceases to amaze me. It's amazing.
It really hit this up. Yeah. Also, you know how we've
got like sort of this running list of all the things that are racist.
A new thing is racist that I was not prepared for at all. And
this is according to The Atlantic, Why do you rich people love quiet?
Wait? Okay, so wait, it's it's racist and it's also richest richest.
Yeah, so the rich love quiet, peace and quiet, And what
that means is it's the sound of gentrification. And so ultimately that means that
quiet, peace and quiet are racist. Listen. I'm not rich at all,
but sometimes I just like to get in my car and just have nothing
on because I'm just I get I just don't. I just need to like
drown out all the teenagery that's in my life, you know what I mean.
I just just need quiet. Everybody shut up. Well you're racist.
I'm not racist and or rich. I just quiet. That's this is so
stupid. I know, it's just like what will they come up with next?
Right? But yeah, as soon as you think that they're done,
they come up with something else. Remember when peanut butter and when peanut Butter
and Jelly was racist? You remember we did in our book. It wasn't
our book. Yeah, that was back in twenty fourteen. And so yeah,
I mean we've come a long way. And so peanut Butter and Jelly
it's quiet racist, you guys. Everything's racist. Everything racist also for fans
of the royal family, and not that we are, but we do like
ourselves some Kate Middleton, she made her first public appearance and looked absolutely freaking
stunning. They did you a little thin? I mean, I know she's
still thin, she's so thin, you guys, I'm a little amad.
I mean, she is a vision. Look at her. She's gorgeous.
She's just ridiculous, means so pretty ridiculous. She looks like something out of
My Fair Lady, you know what I mean. She just looks studying Audrey.
People were very, very happy to see her looking well did you see
her son like dancing that one? So cute kid, so cute. Also,
according to CBS News, the Biden administration is making plans to announce this
is tomorrow apparently one of the largest immigration relief programs, which is their new
word for amnesty. So they're going to be announcing apparently tomorrow, a new
policy that will offer legal status to hundreds of thousands of immigrants living in this
country without proper documentation, which of course means they're illegal. They're going to
get themselves legal status just in time for the election. Oh surprise, surprise,
surprise. Everybody. Who do you think they're going to vote? For?
Sure? I mean, can you even yeah? This is so I
mean, we like, we didn't see this coming. I know, it's
what we've been saying all along. And anybody that's like they're not trying to
get new voters, I here, you give you exhibit A exactly. I
don't know who put this together, but I love it. It says twelve
women come forward alleging that they were sexually assaulted by whoever. Trump's VP pick
is, yes, totally, who's like a Babylon b things. But Herman
Kane is like, he's gone now right, Yeah, he's rolling over in
his grave going yeah, uh huh. I second this, this is what
happens. Nan. And then for fans in Florida of Sheriff Grady Judd,
I love this story. I hope to god it's true. There apparently there
was a guy that was pulled over in a routine traffic stop who executed the
police officer who stopped him. And he was shot at eight eight times,
one right behind his ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded, they
killed a police dogh. There was a huge man hunt. The murderer is
found in a wooded area and so the swat team shot him sixty eight times.
Good and he was an undocumented immigrant by the way, Oh surprise.
The liberal media asks the sheriff, why did you shoot this poor undocumented immigrant
sixty eight times? And he said, because that's all the ammo we had.
Oh, my god, that answer, that answer is everything. That
is the greatest. The coroner said that the man died of natural causes,
and when a reporter said, well, how can that be because of the
sixty eight bullet wounds, he said, when you're shot sixty eight times,
you're naturally gonna die. Freaking love this guy. I just cannot get enough
of that. It's the greatest. That's yeah, that's the greatest story.
You're gonna hear all day, guys. Right, Nothing top that. Nothing,
I mean, oh my god, I just that's all they am.
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Man. Oh dude, I'm not able to see the super stickers in
the same way that I normally am. I'm probably going to miss some because
it looks like I have that that problem again where I can't see them all.
I am able to see Sandra Coon. Sandra, thank you, she
says, flew to Hobby Friday for the early arrival of my granddaughter. She
is reset, She is, wait, I don't know what that means she
is r ees. I can't because oh and it just went away. My
superstickers are bored you guys, I'm not going to be able to see as
many as I know. Well, thank you for that so much, and
I'm sorry we'll see them after the show, but I'm very sorry we can't
recognize them during. I can see this one from Brian Bumley. Brian says,
keep thinking about our insider friend Mary Griffith, who lost her house in
a fire a few weeks ago Saturday night. She was in a bad wreck
and broke her ankle. What but she says she's still coming to CAMPTONO Oh
my god, Oh my gosh, that's amazing. And I'm wondering where she's
staying, Like, where is she? Yeah, I'm sure everybody's rallying.
Oh my gosh, that is a pylon of epic proportionally karma. What is
going on? Not karma? Like the universe is attacking her for no reason?
Yep, Oh my gosh. That is horrible. But I'm super excited
to meet her. Totally give her a big fat hug. Oh my gosh.
Okay, let's get into some stuff. So there was a fundraiser big
fancy Hollywood celebrity fundraiser for Biden, at which Obama was like co headlining,
because of course he's continuing to run the country, so why wouldn't he totally
So, as you might expect, it included these sorts of familiar faces.
George Clooney, Julie Roberts, all the fancy people were there, and then,
disappointingly, so too was Jack Black. I was like, when I
saw this a few days ago, my manager called me and said, George
Clooney and Julia Roberts wanted me to help out the president and speak here to
now, And I said, I am in when and where and thank you.
And then they said, Jack, we know how busy you are.
You don't have time look at all the other events that are happening tonight that
you already turned down MC at the Fleiegelman bought Mitzvah, the opening of the
new Jack in the Box, and Oxnard Judge at the second annual Imperial Valley
Avocado Festival. You don't see them on Meryl Street. Resume. I said,
I know, I turned them down, but my president needs me press,
thank you press. And then they hit me with the big one.
They said, Jack you can't go. You have nothing to wear. Your
good suit is in the cleaners. Well, were they wrong because I had
this to wear, my kick ass American flag overalls, most patriotic outfit of
all times. Not shut him up. There wasn't much they could say after
that. And when the president wins in November, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna
get a sweet shout out in his victory speech for what I gave up to
be here, Because when democracy is at stake, Jack Black answers the call,
mister President, you're welcome. That's not the president, that's not Judge,
a random dude. But I thought it would look better if I sack
talked right to a guy. Yeah, and they say we're in a cult.
Oh my god, I'm so disappointed. It's so disappointing. I know
I used to. I just he's so I just loved him, you know,
it is. It's very, very disappointing, but it's true. I
mean, they all like stick together, these celebrities, and it makes you
wonder why. Yeah, because listen, look at the guy. You really
want him to win again, Jack Black, I mean, come on,
like, look at the state of his brain. You cannot I know,
that Obama's running the country as Evanence. I think we have another clip too.
I mean, like you he's obviously we've seen that he is obviously doing
like what a third term? This is this third term. But let's let's
just get real, Like you cannot honestly say to me, like these people,
all of these whack job celebrities are excited about Joe Biden. Just this.
They're trying, they're trying to rally somebody. You know, they're trying
to get some excitement. I mean because they're celebrities and because it's Jack Black
and he thinks he can do that. But you can honestly say if you
pulled that guy in a room and just talk to him individually and be like,
come on, I really think that he can do this, just individually,
you think that he can do this for four more years and he's done
a good job. Come on, it's alt man. It's like they just
they say that that mega people are it's again projection. They just they but
they're good at the rallying, you guys, this is what they do well
bo Mama ate I can see this because I like froze my comment section just
so I wouldn't let it pass by. She says, I need to do
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trial totally. There was also a moment after, like, after all the
hullabaloo, Obama's on the stage with Joe Biden and once again Joe Biden has
one of those moments where he's just kind of frozen and needs to be led,
and Obama is the one to do the leading. Here is what that
looked like. Look him standing there, He's just frozen. I know what
am I doing? Come on, old man, come on, let's come
with grandpa. Wow. Oh my god, it's so embarrassing. Oh my
god. Yeah, Jimmy Kimmel, how do you feeling about that? Well?
People, I saw that some people are mad at Obama because they said
Joe Biden was just like taking in the applause. He was just feeling the
moment, and Obama made him look bad by pulling him off the stage and
having the hand on the back, and he would have been fine otherwise.
And I'm like, I know the evidence do you base that on? Considering
there's endless examples of him not being fine exactly. He's always like what do
I do with my hands? No idea? Where he was no idea and
it was way past his bedtime, you know, Oh yeah, that was
late. It was late. And Jimmy Kimmel again like how do these people
defend this? You know, Jimmy Kimmel's like up the rear kind of going,
Okay, that was bad. It was really bad. But I'm gonna
have to figure out a way to make him look good on my night show,
you know. Well, and then what they're trying to do is blame
the right wing, extreme right wing wingers for like either editing or showing selective
clips. We've got a whole slew of people commenting about that to play in
just a second. But first, Hillary has herself a new caftan. You
guys, she was at the Tony Awards because apparently she's like an executive producer
on some sort of Suffrage Musical, I guess, And so she was talking
about it, but also talking about the election and the the fawning of her
by the audience, Like it seems like one woman in the audience is actually
kind of misty eyed. You're right about it being a cult. These people
are crazy. Watch a great evening. God, that's ugly. She's what's
a roper? You guys? I know, look at her, she is
crying. Oh my god. Now I I have stood on a lot of
stages, but this is very special, and I know a little bit about
how hard it is to make change. So I'm extremely proud of this original
American musical by Shana Taub, now two times Tony winner. And of course
it is about some American originals, the suffragists, who fought so valiantly for
so long to give women in our country the right to vote. It's almost
impossible to think about what a challenge that was. But now it's an election
year and we need to be reminded about how important it is to vote.
So please welcome the Company of Sucks. I'm sorry, I can't get over
what she's wearing. What why? Well she wants to cover up and I
feel like we should applaud her for that, but really there's ways to cover
up. And then there's missus roper, you know what I mean. I
just I mean that was on Calftan that was offensive to me. It did
look comfortable like that would be. That's those are pie eaten clothes, right,
you know what I mean? You can eat at a lot of pie.
Yeah, that's that's true. But I feel like that was more of
like a beach cover up, you know what I mean, Like if you're
going to like the South of France and a fancy like gold beach cover up,
I get it, but to be on stage presenting an award, plus
I just don't like her. Well that's the thing. And that audience they
adore her. Speak. Oh my god, I got Hilary go ridiculous,
kill me. Evy tar Ashkenazi, thank you, he says every time Biden
freezes his brain sings let it go, Let it go. That is probably
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You and I are going to be together for that, which is very exciting.
They just came out with the official rules. CNN has come out with
their how this debate is going to work. And so here so many rules,
as many rules, you guys, yes, And here is a CNN
report to explain how this will work. So in just twelve days, June
twenty seventh, just steps from where I am standing here at cann's Atlanta studio,
CNN will host President Biden and former President Trump for the first presidential debate
of the twenty twenty four election cycle. And we are now learning more about
the format rules the two men have agreed to follow. The ninety minute debate
will include two commercial breaks, and during those breaks, the candidates and their
staff will not be allowed to interact. Both presidents will appear at uniform podiums
and their position will be determined by a coin flip. The microphones will be
muted throughout the debate except when it's a candidate's turn to speak. There will
be no props or pre written notes allowed on stage. Each candidate will be
given a pen, a pad of paper, and a bottle of water.
There will be no studio audience and the moderators Jake Tapper and Dana Bash will
enforce timing and ensure a civilized discussion. To qualify for the debate, any
candidate must satisfy the requirements outlined in Article two, Section one of the US
Constitution, and they must file a formal statement of candidacy to the Federal Elections
Commission. Both mister Biden and Trump have done so, as have third party
candidates Robert F. Kennedy Junior, Cornell West, and Jill Stein. And
in addition, the candidates must appear on enough state ballots to reach the two
hundred and seventy electoral vote threshold to win the presidency. Currently only Biden and
Trump do. And it's it's Dana Bash and Jake Tapper, two flaming libs.
So it's going to be totally fair, you guys, be really fairly
fair. Okay. But it's so funny because like this Alex Wagner chick on
MSNBC is convinced that the standards aren't fair even though all of those things,
you know a lot of people, Well, if you're gonna mute Mike's that
actually takes away Trump's advantage of sort of interjecting, you know, his thoughts
like in midstream, because he's he you remember, I mean, he's an
interrupter. Everybody's been an interrupter on these debate stages. Yeah, they're all
interrupts. Yeah, they're all doing that. But like Alex Wagner is trying
to suggest that Trump's standards of performance are way lower than Biden's, and I
it's ridiculous. Here's her rationale. As presidential debate is set for June twenty
seventh, that already feels like the bar that is set for Biden to clear
is so much more substantially as so much substantially higher than the one Trump pas
to clear, which is literally, is he alive? Is he standing?
Are the words coming out of his mouth? Setting aside what the words actually
are? And I just I wonder if there's any way for Biden to overcome
what seems like a structural disadvantage, you know, in the weeks leading up
to what's going to be a pretty important inflection point in this campaign. Yeah,
Alex, I think that's an important in question. We don't know the
answer yet. The challenge with Trump running against Trump for Biden is that they're
not it's not really had to have contest in which they're both being judged by
the same term. It's interesting, yes, it is. Oh my god,
these people are insane, right, they're just preach I mean, they're
like prepairing. I guess they're preparing for Biden to do badly and they're trying
to say, here's how it's totally rigged in Trump's favor. How much,
how in the world could this be rigged in his favor? Exactly? Everything
is stacked against him, with the exception of the fact that Biden is mentally
incompetent. I mean, they've done everything they can to help this guy and
prop them up. When I say this guy, I'm talking about Biden,
they've done everything they can to make it better for him, if I mean,
what they should have done and just said, here's we're going to do
a debate, right, use the rules that they used in years before.
You know what we've done before. But no, they had to come up
with like eighteen ga jillion different rules to make it so Biden isn't so butt
hurt, you know, and so he can be okay because he is,
like the guy has full written, full blown dementia, and so we get
to make it okay for Grandpa to be able to hear things and do things
and not be so freaked out and I don't know, breakdown in the stage,
which I hope, hopefully we'll be able to see that happen in real
time because I'm looking forward to it. Well, this fellow on Fox thinks
that Trump is actually going to do quite well even though his mic will be
muted, and he explains why here seeing the restrictions that they put on this
most of them, from what I understand, were requested by the Biden camp.
Of course, okay, exactly no interactions, no interactions, well,
they don't want the candidates talking back and forth. But the god Donald Trump
everyone knows at this point, especially because he has been president, that's how
he debates, and Biden knows it. Yes, he's trying to stop any
kind of interaction. It's really the one negative for Trump when it comes to
debates is where he is going in for the kill. People think he's a
meanie all right now. His supporters love it. They want him to crush
his opponent. And Donald Trump loves crushing his opponent. But if you don't
allow him to do that, if you don't allow any of the interactions.
You're taking away a Trump negative. Trump negative number two, the mics are
going to be muted. Donald Trump doesn't interrupt any more than Joe Biden does,
but because he has a forceful personality and he's seen as a meanie,
then they hold the interruptions against him, but they don't hold them against Joe
Biden. Again, they took away a negative for Trump. These restrictions are
going to benefit Trump, and Biden doesn't even seem to know it, can
I tell you? So, they're basically trying to have two separate town halls
at one time, Like, yeah, it's not going to work. This
is the dumbest thing. They're trying to protect Biden from Trump demolishing him,
that's what they're trying to do. So for people on the left to say
that Trump has an advantage, they're out of their freaking minds and they're just
such spin that I can't, I can't with these It's just that's the dumbest
take ever, because you know damn well that they're doing all of this just
to make things better for Biden. And plus I personally think that Trump's still
going to get his singers in. He's still going to get him in.
He's in the way. I mean, yeah, I don't know how quiet,
like if you'll still be able to hear him without the mic, because
without an audience, I feel like you're at least going to be able to
see what he's saying just based on lip reading alone, and maybe even hear
him if the mic is turned off. Well, he's gonna have the mic
turned on at some point. He's going to be able to say things.
It's you cannot silence him the whole time. I mean, it's it's outrageous.
So if it's on, he's going to be saying things. And I
hope he's saying things about Biden, which is the whole point of a debate,
right, It's they're supposed to like have a conversation, they're supposed to
interact, that's the whole point. They're trying to shut that down. It's
I I just it's astounding what they're doing in this debate. It's gonna be
interesting. Andrea Viola, thank you. Andrea says Hillary Clinton's style of much
like Nancy Pelosi's makeup artist, clearly despises her and it shows so obvious.
That's right, you guys. I'm really really sorry if I'm missing. Oh
there's one from Susan King Sumner. She says, happy seventeenth birthday to Ben,
my wonderful son. Happy birthday Ben. If I miss some of these,
it's because this is totally screwed up. My view of superstickers is screwed
up. So I'm really trying, you guys, but show me some grace
because I just don't see them like I normally do. And people people are
saying that Kennedy should be there too. Kennedy, Kennedy, Stein and West.
They just they haven't made it. I don't think they don't have the
numbers for it. They just don't. I mean it's possible, possible that
Kennedy will somehow get them by. I mean it's really next week, right,
next Thursday. Yeah, so he's gotta I don't know if he can
climb that hurdle. I really don't, but we'll see. We've got some
Biden stuff to get to and some ridiculousness. We mentioned earlier about how the
media is trying to say that all of these freezes, these brain freeze moments,
they're like made up or edited or like AI even though a lot of
them are live streams, we can see it happening in real time. So
I don't know what they think we're making up, but you'll hear some of
them talking about that. In the meantime. We have just a couple of
clips from some sort of event that was happening at the White House and just
it's just peak Joe Biden and peak Joe Biden supporters. So in this first
clip, you're going to see a woman who apparently runs an ice cream parlor.
She's coming up to like, you know, schmooze with Biden and talk
about how much she wishes he would eat her ice cream. When he asks
her how business is, pay close attention to what she says is going well
about business, because it has nothing to do with actually running a business.
I'm an a dulls pressmerk. I know my right, bend some guys in
the chocolate chip place. All right, business it's great, it's really good.
I got a lot of opportunities as far as great so stuff this year.
It's really great. Okay, So she must be money, right,
that must be great for her. It's not actually the business. It's the
taxpayers. You're welcome, right, it's going right because you guys are just
giving me money. So yeah, I didn't earn it. It just was
so funny to me that that was what she chose to to say. It's
going great because about her about her business. It's not really the business that's
going well. It's the taxpayer money that she's getting that's great. Good for
her. And then there was a moment where I guess this is a reporter
who was wanting to ask about whatever Biden's redlines are currently with bb and Biden
didn't like the fact that he was able to ask him a question and got
He went into one of those I can like. It was one of those
put him up moments kind of he's like saying he can throw his phone across
the room or whatever. It's just bizarre. Here, take a listen.
And I know you're a typical fresh guy. You're grabbing me in front of
this all and said, hey, I trust you as far as I throw
your phone, I can out a good arm. I haven't see if I'm
gonna throw a long way. But my point is this, I've made very
clear to the railways what they have to do in the near turn if they
don't what's gonna happen. What's gonna happen? I love you, guys gonna
cut off from him, I can because us and then they take him away
to the handlers come. Then the handlers come. So he said, I
trust you as far as I can throw your phone and I have a good
arm. That's what he said. That's what he said to the guy.
So what So basically what he's saying is I I can throw far and so
I trust you a lot. That's the translation of that. So I actually
do trust you, right? Is that what he's saying. I mean,
I'm trying to translate. I'm trying to Biden translate. And you guys,
he is out of his freaking mind and they're having to stay him. And
then chin balls. Yeah, see that, they're like right up in the
camera. He's like, hey, I don't know if I've shown you,
but I've got giant balls. I shouldn't be there. A surgeon did that
on purpose. Well, And again the left stream media is completely covering for
him and trying to say that what we can see and hear with our own
eyes and ears is not really happening, and it's just edited or out of
context or whatever. Here's a panel that includes Simone Sanders and Michael Steele talking
about that they are ridiculous. Yeah it is. But you see these videos
of Joe Biden with a he's at the G seven and we'll have it in
a little bit for folks, but he's at the G seven. These paratroops
are landing, and in the clip that went viral from the RNC and then
the New York Post and all these right wing outlets that put it out there,
you would think that Joe Biden was just a daughter and old man had
to be yanked back by you know, you know, the Italian leaders.
It's also the video that the doctor that showed Joe Biden looked like he was
trying to sit on a chair made of air. Oh in France and Normandy.
Look, I'm telling folks that I've been saying it for a while and
ever we talk about it, we haven't even got into the AI piece of
this. And this is just taking this raw footage and editing it and editing
it. So they're saying that we're doctoring things. And then he starts talking
about AIS as if we need a I to make Biden look bad. You're
out of your mind, Michael Steele, Like what and how far that guy
has gone? Like now he's like carrying water for Biden had I bet your
life sucks, dude, He's Anna Navarro in mail form. God, I
just cannot like what promise he had. And then he's just well. And
then even though that clip I don't know how you can doctor that clip where
the Italian PM is pulling him back and he's just literally frozen. In what
way that's doctorate? I have no idea. And the sitting on an invisible
stool, right, he's like but now even Mika and Joe are trying to
say that despite all the stuff that we saw and that we just talked about,
he did a really, really, really good job at the G seven,
you guys, everybody knows it. And besides he was really tired.
So this is the kind of stuff that they'll use to excuse him. Just
what right, Joe Biden here with it schedule being brutal for anybody. Oh
my God, present of any age going to Europe, you know, God's
on D Day and spending five days in France, going over to the G
seven of the Personal strong in the middle of the personal struggle stuff trial,
and and yesterday I even even critics were saying that that he did a strong
job, very good job representing the United Saints, even though again we have
some cheap fakes that the RNC once again spreading vicious lies about Joe Biden.
But that's just that's that's who they are. That's that's who we are.
You guys were spreading up we're spreading the cheap fakes about him taking a ship
in his pants during the G seven. It's just cheap fakes, you guys.
You know, this is why I miss actual comedy because if SNL actually
was still funny, they would they would constantly use these those two as funner
for SNL because those two are hysterical. I mean, it's constant fun just
watch them and the way they interact with one another. They're so funny,
Like do you remember like Will Ferrell and Cherry O. Terry could have done
like a great bit on those two. I just every time I see them,
I'm like, these two are not real people. They're just like they're
just they're they're satire, you know, They're just not so I mean like
that, well, we just saw how how can you get on television and
say that we're making this stuff up. I have no idea that that one
blonde spokeslady who's come out just recently and now she's kind of everywhere. She's
also trying to say that these various clips are disinformation, is the thing.
I mean, listen out there literally representing America at the G seven, saluting
our troops, you know, doing what he does as president righted states.
And look, we're going to see more of this. I mean, this
is just the reality of campaigning in twenty twenty four. So we have to
combat that disinformation. We have to hit it hard when it happens and make
it clear that these are dirty tactics that MAGA Republicans are using because they can't
run on the issues, Lamir. They have to write, they have to
use these dirty tactics like this because they are not right with the Americans on
the issues. Yeah, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain,
you guys, pay no attention because we can't run on the issues, right,
That's what it is. Yeah, they really think that we're stupid.
And this is why Yellen's out there saying, oh no, your groceries aren't
expensive, You're in way better shape than you were three and a half years
ago. Everything is great for you, everything is great. They really do
think that you're that stupid. And now they've gotten their marching orders and all
these people because they all work together, all these people have been told,
okay, say that the GOP at the RNC, they're all just making this
up and that they're doctoring clips right, that Biden really is like this sprightly,
really brilliant guy. He's got it all together and he's just never really
virile, you know, he's just great. No, I mean, so
this is what they're all doing, and they're all in cahoots at guitar,
thank you, he says. They also claim that October October seventh was AI
those ass hats, Yeah, yeah, don't. I mean, Democrats are
shameless and the level the depth to which they will sink to lie on behalf
of this grandet and keep power, that's precisely what they want to do.
They just want to hold onto power. Obama. Yeah, Sky News in
Australia, they know what's up. The blame for this tragedy lies squarely on
the people around him, the people who are meant to love him, meant
to love their country, what they are allowing, enabling, and encouraging is
a disgrace and one from which he and his political reputation, legacy, whatever
you may think of it, will never recover. He should have been helped
to walk away months, if not years ago. There is no shame in
being unwell. Zero. It's not that he's old. I know people far
older who are sharp as tax. It's not his age. He is unwell.
He can't control it. It's sad. Many of us have seen our
own loved ones go through similar things. It is just cruel to continue propping
him up and putting him in places he does not belong. Jill, doctor,
Jill Biden, where are you? How could you? You are meant
to love him? He is not a man in control. He needs people
who love him to step in now. Abuse might feel like too strong a
word, but it's the first that comes to mind now whenever I see the
president in public and we all lose in this situation, all of us,
the President included. This is not good for him. I'll leave you with
this. There is no way in hell Joe Biden is running America, no
way, which raises a question who is and in a democratic society that just
ain't good enough. We elect leaders, then live with the consequences of what
the majority of us wanted at the time. What we chose. Whoever is
calling the shots was not voted in. Now, in five months, it's
looking more and more likely to be well, a very different story. You
might dislike Donald Trump plenty du but you will never ever doubt that he's the
one in charge. Yeap, correct, She's absolutely right, And we know
who's running the country into the ground. Same guy leading Joe Biden off the
stage slowly, sure is leading him, isn't he? And meanwhile, Joe
Biden clearly not getting the message because here she is over the weekend talking about
age. The election is most certainly not about age. Joe and that other
guy are essentially the same age. Let's not be fooled. Joe isn't one
of the most effective presidents of our lives in spite of his age, but
because of it. She's so gross, I mean, just vile. She
is vile, isn't she just despicable? Should do anything to hold on to
power and money. She's just counting her money, hold on erpress. She
just wants to stay in that house. You guys gross Yep, the woman
is disgusting. And Morgan Ortegas was They played that clip of Jill Biden on
Fox, and Morgan Ortegas responded immediately after, and here's what she said.
Yeah, when I saw the first lady saying that about her husband, I
just thought, will bless her heart. And those of you who are watching
from the South know that that was not a compliment when I said that.
And when I say that, I mean, listen, there's no convincing people.
People are able to see things like him freezing up at the ceremony,
the pictures that you showed. I'm less worried about these gafs. I mean,
sure, it's weird to see him, you know, wandering off during
the G seven meeting, and it's weird to see these gafs. But I'm
much more concerned about whether he has the strong control and authority that we need
in a president. And I can tell you as I look around the world
at the national security threats, at wars erupting in almost every theater of America
losing its ability to influence, Listen, we can't even get five Americans home
eight months later. They've been held captive by a terrorist organization in Gaza.
It's been eight months and we can't get five Americans home. That is endemic
to me of what's going on around the world and how President Biden. Listen,
he may wander off during these events, he may look frozen. All
of that stuff. Does it matter? Sure? What matters a lot more
is that he is not in control of this country or on the world stage.
And it's evident to everybody. Yeah, he doesn't have control of his
bowels, let alone the country. Yeah, Laura Kate Baker, thank you,
Loris. As the Democrats are planting the seeds of AI, so they
will do that to Trump, and I don't put that past them at all.
I would not put it past them either. It's a great point.
Apparently Trump was in some sort of closed door meeting during which he was talking
about the city of Milwaukee, and of course Milwaukee is where the RNC convention
is going to be happening next month, and allegedly, according to sources,
he said Milwaukee is a horrible city in the context of talking about how horrible
the crime is and how borked their election integrity system is, their voting system
is. So there was context around those comments. People who were in the
room. Other Republicans who he was addressing have come out and said he did
not call Milwaukee a horrible city just for no reason. He said that there
are horrible things about Milwaukee that include the crime and that include the election stuff.
So naturally there's already billboards that are up in Milwaukee saying Biden hates this
town. I'm sorry, Trump hates this town. Essentially, like they're they're
you know, there's no direct quote there's, but they're using it. They're
they're pouncing on this and they're pretending to have like all this outrage. How
dare he say this about this wonderful, wonderful city. And of course it's
super racist, as you can hear from these MSNBC jack holes. He had
basically seen Donald Trump use this playbook before. We know that he's going to
disparage certain cities and that most of those cities are going to be Democrat led.
But it's another element here because most of those cities also have non white
mayors. I'm sure this is not a coincidence, but you can certainly prove
me wrong if you think otherwise. He took the words right out of my
mouth. It's not just that their Democrat run, it's that there black run
as well. The same ire that we've seen Donald Trump have from Milwaukee he
has for my home city, the one that I'm in right now, Chicago.
He consistently is saying things that are not true. They're not factual in
the least bit. When he talked about rising crime and violence. Crime in
Milwaukee has been on the downturn for now upwards of four years, and this
year alone has seen some of the most sizable increase a decrease that they've seen
in crime in the past two decades. So I think that there is a
lot of lies that he likes to propagate, but he also likes to attack
cities that are urban centers and cities that are diverse. Diversity is the death
nail to the Republican Party, and it is the death nail to Trump and
Trump's agenda. He does not appreciate people of color, He does not appreciate
young people. He does not want to see diverse communities rides. He does
not want to see the economy that is growing across Milwaukee. He does not
want to give strength to that city, what it means for the state of
Wisconsin and the fact that the convention that is going to be nominating him is
actually being held there. There's a sheer level of disrespect. But he goes
beyond Milwaukee to every single urban center in this country, but particularly those that
are run by people who are black. And of course, of course it's
about melanin again, right, I mean, like these cities that are actually
crumbling, it's maybe you should just focus on the fact that they're crumbling and
not so much the melanin content and people's skin and in fact, just trying
to defend Chicago. Are you serious? Yeah, I mean this is the
thing. It's like they always go to the race card and it's like that,
Okay, well keep going there, and your city is going to become
like it's going to just disintegrate. Okay, but keep worrying about the melanin
content and people's skin because some of us just don't care about that. Some
of us just think about the fact that, you know, like I used
to live in Chicago, and I don't go back there because it's not safe.
You know, It's like you used to go there for fun things like
shopping in the food. I'm afraid I'm gonna go there and go for those
things and get murdered. So I don't go there anymore. That makes me
sad because I'd like to take my fourteen year old daughter there. I don't
go. Why do you think that it has nothing to do with people's melanin
content? Has everything to do with the fact that Democrats run it, and
they've run it into the ground, and that's a shame. And I wish
that that would change and everybody would quit talking about race. Just fricking change
it, you know. So the Democrat mayor of Milwaukee also totally butt hurt
about these alleged comments, and here's what he said, Donald Trump, let's
talk about things that he thinks are horrible that all of us lived through his
presidency. So right back at you, buddy, I'd say that, look,
obviously Donald Trump is wrong about something. Yet again, I find it
kind of perplexing. I find it kind of strange that he would insult the
largest city in Wisconsin. To insult the state that's hosting your convention, I
think is kind of kind of bizarre. Actually, it's kind of unhinged.
Okay, yeah, unhinged. What did he hate so bad about his presidency?
What was so bad? What was so bad. I mean, I
remember, groceries horn't as expensive, gas wasn't as expensive, you know,
like getting itself, wasn't housing. Seriously, what was so bad? What
was so bad about it? Or was it just the media telling you that
he was racist? Because that's what they told you. It was like day
in and day out, they made up a bunch of lies and they told
everybody, Oh my god, he's so rain Yeah, be careful. Was
Biden's going to put y'all back in change? Right? It's like this is
what he says. In meantime, while all this Hella Blue was going on,
Trump was busying himself meeting with black community leaders in Detroit and they were
very, very appreciative. Here is one in particular, thanking him for being
there and saying, you know who never came President Trump, I'm so humble
that you would be here. President Obama never came to the hood, so
to speak, right, President Joe Biden, he went to the big NAACP
dinner, but he never came to the hood. So thank you, thank
you, very humble, really nice, thank you, my honor. He's
a real racist. He's a total racist. Look at this, I know,
right, no racist, Yeah, my god. There was also a
fellow that was sitting right next to him who was talking about how things changed
so much for him after he saw the botched Afghanistan withdrawal, and that really
kind of solidified in his mind that Joe Biden was just a complete loser.
And then he contrasted that with how much Trump has always cared about the troops.
And he had this message for Trump, President, who loved our soldiers,
and we need to put my president back in office. And I just
want to know President Trump, please don't allow our soldiers to walk around wearing
red, hot heeled shoes. Oh my god, I love it. The
crowd loved it too. Oh my god, that's hysterical. I love the
woman up front. She's like, yeah, reache it. Oh my god.
All right, movie on. We also, unfortunately, because we were
disappointed by Jack Black today, and I'm also disappointed by Steve Harvey who posted
Kamala Harris at some sort of event and it was so gross. So Steve
Harvey, first of all, he was like he was preemptively telling the crowd,
I don't want your DMS or messages telling me that I should be asking
hard hitting questions because I don't want to do that. And here is his
explanation for why before y'all start calling my radio show in DM and me talking
about why you ain't asked no hard hitting questions. That ain't what this is.
I'm throwing a lob. This is an aliwoop for a dunk, because
this administration needs to get the word out of what they've actually doing and what
they're actually accomplishing so we can stop all this foolishness about what you're doing for
black people. Oh my god, can't nobody come out with no agenda and
call it this for black people and expect to get in the White House.
You got to play the game different for y'all know what this is. So
now this next question is another lob for her to dunk because if we don't,
I mean, he just says it. He's just saying it. Yet,
Listen, they've had three and a half years of lobs. They've had
three and a half years to have to communicate effectively to the American people and
to actually do it through action and say this is what we've done for you.
They haven't done, Jack Watt, except for ruin this country. How
dare this guy? I just know this guy. Yeah, I know.
And then it gets worse because then he says that he wants reparations. I
mean, Steve Harvey, Steve Harvey apparently thinks that he deserves reparation. How
we going to ask for something next time? If you ain't got no voting
power, you're talking about reparations. Ain't nobody Finn give you no reparations and
you don't vote? Why you think they fin to give us some money?
No? How man, if they do, they owe us. I go
down there. Unbelievable, unreal. I'm sorry, I owe you nothing.
Guy. This is a guy that makes forty five million dollars a year.
He makes for entertaining people. He makes that in America and the United States
of America. What a blessing that is? What an absolute blessing that is
he gets to do that, he gets to make that much money. He's
worth over two hundred million dollars. That's his net worth, at least that's
what I saw on the internet. It could be more. I mean,
it should be more if he makes forty five million a year, honestly,
if he invests well, but I mean seriously, yeah, it's absolute American
privilege, is what that is, and you're telling me you want me to
pay you for something that I didn't do. You can suck it. Oh
my god, I just can't. Yeah. And the fact that it's him
right, like because as you said, disappointing, how much money he's been
so successful, he's achieved well beyond the American dream. And here he is
saying that white people owe him, we owe him, Like what kind of
nonsense is that? Like he could be doing he could be saying something totally
different what we just said, like that is the American dream. Go out
there and work hard and look what you can do. I believe it's so
disappointing. But here is the reason that he doesn't that no one asks Kamala
hard hitting questions. It's because this is how she talks, you guys,
community banks. So the importance of community banks is they are as they are
called, they're in the community, led by members of the community. She
is she's really burdened by the word got up up for her to dunk,
because there's more to that. She kept saying the word. She was so
burdened by the word community in that whole She's kept staying the word community over
and over and over again. You guys, it was Oh my god,
it's asdounting. No woman is. It's such an idiot. She's a colossal
moron. Some other quick headlines that we need to get to, none of
which are related to each other, but they're important all the same. And
that is first of all. You remember how the House voted to hold Merrick
Garland and contempt. We were like, that has been nothing. This is
what's breaking us. The Justice Department says it will not act on the House's
contempor for all of Attorney General Merrick Garland. In a letter to House Speaker
Mike Johnson, the DOJ pointed to its long standing position of not prosecuting executive
branch officials who withhold information subject to executive privilege from Congress. So that's a
thing. He looks like a meer cat. He does look like a mer
cat. And I love meerkats. That's going to ruin them for me.
He looks like a sad, depressed merkat, which isn't a thing. Meerkats
are always happy. Like he's an anomaly. You're gonna need to change that,
like to you know what, you know who he looks like. He
looks like Templeton from Charlotte's Webb the little rat, the rat Templeton rat.
Maybe like a cross between a rat and a meer cat. I feel like
that's me. He's a mirr rat, is what he is? He's a
mirrat. No, he's just a rat guy. Anyways, we told you
nothing was going to happen. Surprise rise everybody. Also funny, willis very
very mad about how people mispronounce her name, and I just Fanny's mad.
I thought this was so funny. Listen, they over they are running the
mouth. I'm over him paying them no mind. See, I'm so tired
of hearing these idiots call my name as Fanny in a way to attempt to
humiliate me because like silly schoolboys, the name reminds them of a woman's real
Really, she had to tell us that, like, thanks for pointing that
out, Fanny, because we didn't know that. Did you guys know what
a fanny is. It's a woman's rear, Fanny, I don't know that.
That was so upsetting to her. Now it makes me want to do
it more. Princess obvious over here. Okay, So earlier we talked about
how peace and Quiet obviously super racist it is so racist. You're such white
supremacist. But guess what's super homophobic? Oh? What is it? U
turns? What people are like I hate gay people, and they were like
doing when they're doing, you turn. I'm not making this up. In
fact, I can't even remember. Somewhere in California, I think they actually
were able to have some U turn signs removed. I'm out, you're kidding.
I'm choking with us right now. I'm not. You're going to see
the news story. This is an actual news story. I'm take special attention
to the things name who speaks at this pulling down sign event because it's the
it's the legal name of this person. Okay, but yeah, you turned
super super homophobic. Listen, what is that? La City Council members you
go, Soda Martinez and Nathia Rahman were on hand today to help remove the
signs. They say the no cruising and no U turn signs were put up
in the nineteen nineties to prevent people in the gay community from meeting up with
other gay people. What I was also surprised to me these these U turn
signs were still up and at first, you know, they seem a little
oh Okay, it's just a no U turn sign. But when you learn
the history of it and you realize that these were used to profile gay people,
it's so important that we have these removed. The La City Council members
say the signs were put up after the gay community began to grow and because
there was a gay bar in that area. This is the dumbest thing I've
ever heard. And those purple pants, no you got just got cut off
from Instagram again, we did. It was because of it. It was
because of maybe a gay maybe a girl. Oh I'm sorry, maybe a
girl. You're not You're definitely not a girl. My god. What There
were like five people out there and they were like, yay, we got
rid of the we get rid of the sign. Meanwhile, there's actual problems
in the world. You know, they're still hostages, you know in Gaza.
It's like, there's actual problems happening in the world, and these people
are concerned about a freaking U turn sign. It's very, very very homophobic.
Signs are okay, but when there's an X through them, Oh,
I'm sorry, you can't marry homophobic god these people, it gets dumber though.
It gets even dumber so what happens when people who work for various retail
outlets or factories or whatever decide that they don't make enough and they're going to
unionize. What can typically happen? They explode like this, Well, the
companies are like, we can't afford your demand, so we're going to shut
down. Yeah, and then the people that caused the union, that caused
the shops to shut down, are like, why are you doing? Will
happen? Why is this being done to me? This is this is their
attitude. So this how at a coffee shop. They the employees at this
coffee shop were like, you don't you mean? And we're going to unionize
and demand all kinds of more money. And here's what happened. Sorry.
Former employees of OCF Coffee House rallied outside of the now closed Fairmount Cafe on
Tuesday. We've been paid really bad wages and this is just this was our
attempt to get better wages and like make the place that we love better.
The coffee shops are owned by OCF Realty. The real estate brokerage announced the
closures to employees in an email, which included two other locations in South Philly.
Workers like Alex Simpson say they were shocked. I am pretty crushed,
especially when it's such a blatant response to our union process like this comes a
week after we publicly announced it. Really, oh, shocked, totally shy.
I wonder if those things correlated at all, you idiots. Sunshine is
totally shocked, you guys. And then they all have the Palestinian skull in
different places on their bodies like I had fashion you guys, and look it
up. Look it up. You cannot. All right, it's time for
our schlong and this for there's a couple of videos that we wanted to schlong
about, the first one being this woman, young girl who apparently was in
a job interview and was asking if any accommodations could be made for time blindness.
And this was a few months ago, and I this is actually one
of the videos that I got taken down from my own TikTok account because I
responded to it and I was not nice and because it's not a thing,
I mean, come on, And then I got yelled at by all kinds
of people saying, uh huh, if you have ADHD, then you totally
can have time blindness. And it's a legit, real thing here she is
to explain her light. So I just got yelled at for asking a very
reasonable question. So I'm flying to go somewhere, and I just wanted to
know are there accommodations for people struggle with time blindness and being on time?
You know? And then the person I was with interrupted and acted like I
was asking something else, And then when we were done, they actually started
yelling at me and saying that accommodations for time blindness doesn't exist, and if
you struggle to being on time, you'll never be able to get a job.
They're right, you know, provided you're trying your absolute best to be
there. And then they're like, your stupid generation wants to destroy the workplace,
And yeah, I think that a culture where workers are just cut off
because they struggle with being on time when there's other solutions that we can look
to, I think that just anybody's okay to just treat people like that.
Yeah, that culture needs to be dismantled. And then I asked that person,
how can you feel good about yourself upholding this kind of system, and
then to think I'm entitled. No, if people think it's okay to treat
others like this, that's entitlement. Yeah, you know, people back in
our day had I'm sure there are people who have ADHD and add and stuff
like that that we just kind of dealt with it. And I mean,
I'm sure that I have a little touch of that because I'm all over the
place. But I can tell you right now I was always on time.
You know, there's never a time like I would never blame anything on time
blindness. And these people are freaking lazy. They're just lazy and entitled.
The people that came after me for saying the obvious, which is like if
someone if I was an employer and someone said, can you make an accommodation
for my time blindness? I would happily hand them a clock, and I
would be like, because they've been coddled. Those are the people who have
been coddled their whole life and told you have no accountability or respond personal responsibility
for anything. And that chick is one of them. I mean, but
they were saying that this is like legit, it can be hugely problematic for
someone with ADHD. That is a legit thing, and that these same people
can also overwork because they just have no sense of time. I know,
and I'm just like, this is something. And then I was so thankful
for all the people with time blindness that spoke up and said, I have
this and it is my responsibility to manage it, not my employers set And
I was like, it's your responsibility to do pretty much everything in life,
and not anybody else's responsibility. You are responsible for yourself, period. If
you have to set four alarms and like punch yourself in the face, do
it, that's it's your responsibility. That's what a lot of these kids just
don't get. I think it's somebody else's responsibility, or we have to dismantle
the culture. What I know, what does that even Meansand what do you
mean dismantle the culture? What is that? What is that a culture that
would require people to be on time? Right, So we're gonna shut everything
down? Okay, that means you have no place to live and nowhere to
go because you're time blind? What like, oh my god, the drama
and I just the coddling, the drama, the absolute entitlement of these kids.
It's just it's staggering to me, Like, Who've raised these kids?
And I blame them? And it's fine for you know, she can have
that video and bitch about all these employers not helping her with her time blindness.
But when I post a video saying Hi, this is crazy and this
is not a thing and you're being ridiculous and you need to just be a
responsible human and manage your own time, it gets it got taken down.
So that was neat. But speaking of time, and just like conception of
time and how people view time, you're about to learn something because I just
learned this too, that if you're queer, time is a whole different thing.
It's not. It doesn't work this day, and I just can't you
guys here, queer and trans people actually experienced time completely differently to sishect people.
It's a concept called queer temporality, and it basically has to do with
the fact that historically, as queer and trans people, our lives have started
much later and for a whole bunch of reasons, ended earlier than our CIS
counterparts, So as a result, our experience of time is compressed. It
also has to do with the fact that those milestones that we've been socialized to
use to mark the passage of time to things like marriage or having a children,
or you know, working, retiring inheritance, things like that haven't been
accessible to us. And that linear timeline has a name heterochronology, and our
experience of time often sits outside that. Basically, it's super interesting and I'm
going to be unpacking up more this week on the podcast. So listen in
wherever you like to do that, listen in, and then pay me for
that. Now, no one's going to do that. I'm not doing that.
You're completely insane. We need to bring back mental psylums. Seriously,
these people are They're making crap up as they go along. They're completely insane.
And what's more insane is that people will buy into that. Oh and
then the accommodations will be made. Yeah, that's a thing. That's totally
a thing. STFU. So time blindness and heterochronology is that what she could?
Yeah? I don't know. Yeah, yeah, okay, but no,
reject I reject it. Same, I rejected it. You're crazy.
Quit making up crazy talk and quit making all this stuff up that nobody would
know. I reject it. All right, you guys, it's Monday.
Bringing in what TIMU is like sheen, but it's sort of like the the
if you can have like a really skanky version of Sheen. That's Timu.
It's I think it's Temu. I don't know what it is. All I
know is that it's Chinese. It's China, and don't do it. Just
don't. And by the way, if you see stuff on Instagram, like
cute clothes and it says this is made in South Carolina, it's not.
It's all China. It's all bullshit. Everything's in China. Every all China.
Mm hmm yep. Don't. Don't all for it. Have a great,
great Monday, and we will talk to them.