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It's the Minnesota goodbye Minnesota. Hi, it's Jenny and Drake. Wait,

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Drake, let me make sure I
have you on you on? I think

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so. We also have Ted here
today. So yeah, we're gonna have

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lots of fun. Guys. We've
got some Valentine's Day topics to start off

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the podcast today, says Hi,
Jenny and Drake, here's some nice Valentine's

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Day Galentine's Day topics. Do either
of you have Valentine's Day plans? I'm

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nosy. All right, we'll start
with you. Drake. Uh no,

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I don't have any plans yet.
I'm sure I'm probably gonna get on that

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tender grind or that bumble grind and
probably get my grind going. Honest question,

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Bumble has bumble for gay people?
Oh yeah, I didn't know that

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because what I was on the apps, bumble was just like females had to

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start the conversation. So I didn't
know that. I mean, obviously,

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I'm happy they evolved because I think
they should never have been just the way

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it probably would have been canceled had
they not included that. Maybe they always

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had that and I just didn't know
they probably did. I just I just

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remember the women always had to start
the conversation on that one. So I

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got a question here. Yeah,
okay, Drake, I thought that you

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have like a couple of guys like
on the line, Like I feel like

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from previous conversations we've had, it
sounds like you know you kind of have

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like some guys in some situations.
Oh I've got some crushes. Oh boy,

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do I have some cris I need
you to talk into the microphone.

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Thank you. Yeah, and and
so, yeah, I definitely have crushes.

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But now nothing nothing really lined up
yet keyword there is yet? Love

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it? What do you not sed
that? I don't know what are you

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getting this information? You keep secrets
from me. I feel like, and

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I never know what's going on in
his love life. I just kind of

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a social butterfly. And so I
feel like he, yeah, probably has

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a couple of guys on retainer streams
every day, right, you know,

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he like that's his second like it's
his second job. So I'm not making

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fun of that. I'm not making
fun the streaming period. But Drake is

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like the opposite of a social butterfly
most of the time because he goes in

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the second job. R goes out. I feel like he goes out.

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Yeah, oh yeah, I mean
Drake goes hard when he's out, that's

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for sure. You should have seen
me before I moved here like a pre

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COVID your boy was. I got
around town, guys, I got around

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town in Green Bay. It was
insane. I love it. Yeah,

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Okay. Do I have plans for
Valentine's date? Andrew and I will probably

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do something he did mention wanting to
go see the new Bob Marley movie that

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comes out. I want to go
see that. I don't love going to

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movies very much. I do want
to see the movie, but I also

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don't know if like the time to
go is on Valentine's Day. That seems

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a little extreme. But we'll probably
just cook like a nice, fancy at

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home dinner or something. But that's
it. Ted, we just talked about

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this on the show, So if
you listen to the show earlier today,

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Ted does have plans for Valentine's Day. I'm going on a second date to

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a brewery, and I'm going to
teach her how to play cribbage. Thanks.

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Thing says romance like cribbage. Okay, I love that, and I

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think I said that's already. But
Ted is our promotion instructor, and he's

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been hanging out with us for the
show this morning with Dave being off.

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So if you some people just listen
to the Minnesota Goodbye, they don't always

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listen to the show. So if
you're like, who is this voice?

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That's Ted. Ted also goes on
with Fallon and Zack. Some times you

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play which game clip quiz with them
Whizz every Tuesday at four o'clocks, Hey,

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listen for Ted talk. Oh you're
gonna be here all day, look

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at you're gonna have a little break
in between. I might go home and

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taken that take a long launch or
something. I got it feel out,

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Okay. Next question says any funny
Valentine's Day stories. Here's mine. In

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the third grade, I gave a
boy who was my quote unquote boyfriend the

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most special Valentine card out of the
bunch, you know, the big box

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of animation cards. I picked my
favorite and gave it to him. I

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was, of course, convinced we
were in love and getting married. He

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opened it and, out loud,
he said he didn't like the character heart

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shattered. We broke up that day. Tragic funny Valentine's Day Story one.

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Okay, in high school when I
was talking to this boy and we were

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like super secretive about it, and
I met him at his house one night

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on a weekend, like this was
like after Valentine's but we like, we've

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said that we would celebrate it,
you know, the weekend after, since

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we couldn't do it during the week. I got him roses. I brought

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him roses and it turned out that
he was allergic. He started getting like

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all puffy and red and I was
like, did he know then? I

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don't know. I was like,
I probably wouldn't have accepted him if he

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knew. Yeah, I don't think
he knew, And yeah, it was.

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It was pretty bad. So I
ended up just leaving. This was

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a memorable learning experience for him.
Okay, what's your funny Valentine's Say?

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Story? Ten? Okay, this
is a little spicy, but it's Minnesota,

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goodbye, so why not? Yeah? All right, So this was

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like twenty thirteen, twenty fourteen.
I was twenty one, living in Chicago

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dating my college girlfriend and I had
a roommate at the time. My roommate

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was also seeing this girl. We
all went to school together. We all

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knew each other. We were seeing
the same girl. No, no,

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you're saying he was another girl.
Yep, but we all went to the

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same school, so we all knew
each other, and we would go on

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double dates a lot. So we
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We go back and we're drinking the
four of us my girlfriend's apartment and this

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girl, my buddy's girlfriend, comes
up to me and my girlfriend while my

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friend is in the bathroom, and
she asks us if we would ever want

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to have a threesome with her.
Oh damn, I didn't tell my friend

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this for years. What did you
say to her? I think I obviously

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said no, be Like I probably
was like, you know what, I'm

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really flattered, but like this is
my best friend, he's my roommate.

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That is so messy, Like I
could ever do that? Yeah, Oh

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my gosh, she's kind of a
lot. Like just in general, how

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upset were you that you had like
a bro code to abide bye? Because

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were you like, would you have
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was single and wasn't dating your friend, would you have been like? Sure?

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If your girlfriend wasten to it too, maybe maybe you don't have to

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answer that. I really cry in
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with maybe yeah, yeah, maybe, But she was a lot, and

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so you were kind of like kind
of a lot, and like I don't

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know that. I was like,
oh my god, I'm so attracted to

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this person. So that's an uncomfortable
situation because your girlfriend is right there too,

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So it's like a how do I
answer this? I don't know if

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she's going to be into it?
Like yeah, I'm like, yeah,

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okay, girlfriend, do you can
night end? I know you guys were

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drinking, so it's like you probably
just continued drinking whatever. Yeah, we

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kept drinking and whatever, and then
where my buddy and his girlfriend went back

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to their place and I stayed at
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were going to be like it turned
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together. That is so art school. Seriously, Oh gosh, oh my

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goodness, that's a great story.
Ted good. Sorry, So what did

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your friends say when you told them
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not really surprised, Yeah, because
she broke up with him like three separate

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times, and like they had a
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the end, and he was just
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that bitch did that, Like that
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felt bad for telling him, but
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don't want to go to the grave
yeah with him like not knowing. Yeah,

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yeah for sure. Okay. The
last question that comes in from Amanda,

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it says you guys should do a
date. It was not really question.

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You guys should do a date setup
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four year old, have a great
Valentine's Day full of love from family,

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friends of partners. We have talked
about this before. It is really hard

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to do dating kind of features on
our show. It's just not the vibe

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anymore because people it used to be
a big radio thing back in the day,

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but now dating apps exist and so
and ghosting exists, and all of

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these different dating things exist in this
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me, it's very hard to do
stuff like that. I think we did

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maybe a year or two ago.
Drake. Were you on the show when

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that guy went viral and he was
looking for a wedding date and so I

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set up like five four or five
girls to come in. So we did

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that, and I truthfully, I
did a lot of work to put that

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segment together and then it resulted in
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girl and then he afterwards was like, I'm just like not into it,

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so or he didn't say he was
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so busy and stressed with like work
or whatever it was. So I just

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feel like dating segments turn into unfortunately
not working out most of the time.

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And I did one when I first
started on the show. Maybe Drake probably

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knows about this, but Ted,
you might not know about this. So

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when I first started on the show, I was single and it was State

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Fair time and they did an eliminate
with me, so they had five guys

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coming to the fair, all that
wanted to date me. I went out

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around the fair and I'd come back
every half hour and eliminate someone live on

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the show while they were doing their
live broadcast. And it was super fun

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and it sounds like a pretty good
bit. No, it was really fun

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and it was a great segment.
We had a lot of fun. I

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had five great guys come out for
it and got down to the final two

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and I picked one guy, and
we really really got along great and it

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was good. We were seeing each
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but he lived an hour away.
I don't know. I think his friends

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convinced him to sign up for it, So I don't know if I was

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like his vibe. Not that we
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sort of friends afterwards, but I
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anymore because things had kind of fallen
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a wedding with him, I met
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him. Yeah, I met his
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it was like he lived like an
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way out for this wedding. We
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night and then the next morning and
it was like, okay, I'm gonna

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like go home now, and then
he felt bad, or I don't think

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he felt bad. He was like, no, we should like hang out.

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So but we didn't know what to
do because I needed to like shower

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and like recuperate. We had gotten
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is like, well, we can
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living at home at the time because
he had just moved from out of state

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to back home to the Twin Cities
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family and I'm pretty sure we sat
down and had like a brunch with them,

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or we sat down and like chatted
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I think we went out to lunch
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fun and it worked out well for
the time being. And it was the

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segment. Did I think that this
guy was going to be like the one

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from it? I don't know.
I vibed with him. I thought it

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works. Yeah, I'm actually checked
at the eliminate actually resulted in like a

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month long casual right thing. It
was, And yeah, and I still

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like, I would never say anything
bad about him. It just didn't work

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out for us. He was a
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where he is nowadays. I don't
talk to him anymore. But yeah,

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we were like kind of friends for
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went to a concert together still even
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chill. Respect that. That's awesome. That's a good story, I guess.

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I. Oh, no, that
wasn't a Valentine's Day story. But

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anyways, Amanda, I'm sorry.
You'll be the first one we reach out

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to if we ever do do some
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but for right now, it's not
really on our radar. So thank you

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for your email, though, Amanda. This one comes in from Christy.

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It says, good morning, my
beautiful people. This is for Naughty Tuesday.

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So it is Naughty Tuesday. We
do something every Tuesday where people get

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to submit their Naughty Tuesday stories and
they get to it's usually very sexual,

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all right. So it says,
uh, this is for naughty Tuesday.

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And what you What did you bang
up against? So Dave and I had

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talked recently about like what have you
banged up against? When I was younger,

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we would always go skinny dipping.
Well, one thing led to another

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and I was throwing I was thrown
up on top. I was thrown up

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on top of the tabletop of the
concession stand. Sorry there's some bad grammar

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here. Another time we were out
waiting for our uber, and I guess

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we just couldn't wait to get home, and I was bent over behind a

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garbage can waiting for our uber.
Are you seriously. And one other one

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that comes to mind is we got
kicked out of a bar for having sex

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in a bathroom stall. Nothing too
crazy, but I guess I used to

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have way more wild side to me, loil have a great day, love

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all of you, and I will
sign off with my usual way you're dark

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you're dark licking snap writer Christy.
I think she must have Okay, it's

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sent from her android. There was
a lot of like autocorrects here. I

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think she meant to say, you're
dart licking staff writer, Christy is what

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she meant to say. I'm sorry, Christy for butcherying that email a little

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bit, but your android auto corrected
a lot of those words that very much

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confused me. But girl, you
was banging against a lot of things.

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I like a bed, I like
a good bed or sanitary. I need

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just a horizontal area. I don't
need a spot. I need to be

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standing up on every once in a
while. Yeah, sure we can get

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a little kinky, like an island
or something like a kitchen island. Cool,

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But like banging up against a garbage
can, where was your leverage?

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The garbage can is on wheels.
Were you falling over? Well? So

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here's my thing. If you're gonna
lift someone up in the moment of sex,

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you better be ready, like you
gotta lift that person otherwise it can

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backfire, like you better trust your
strength. No kidding. I don't think

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I've ever had any like. I
don't think I've ever had anything interesting,

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like any place, any up against
anything. No. The only thing that

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comes to mind is I had sex
with my college girlfriend, my first college

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girlfriend, at my cousin's cabin on
the beach during a thunderstorm. Okay,

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that's romantic, that's cool. It
was like not as great as you think.

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Wait, on the beach, so
you had sand in your crevices somewhat.

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Yeah. I went on a trip
to Mexico with my girlfriend and she

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wanted off with some guys she met, and they went and had sex on

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the beach too, and she came
back like full of sand. I was

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like, you girl, on what
you was doing? Like because it was

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like eleven pm at night And I
was like, what were like, I

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know what you're doing? Yeah,
I mean she wasn't trying to hide it.

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Ted. I love all these stories
that you have. I want to

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like open up that brain of yours
and hear a lot more stories. O,

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well, I believe that they were
true. I used to have all

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the stories in the world also,
but now I'm born in a relationship,

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find yourself in scenarios where you're like, wow, life truly is stranger than

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fiction. Sometimes I think that that
was most of my upper twenties. It

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was wild, like just the craziest
things would happen to me and I don't

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know. You can go listen to
You can hear a lot of my like

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weird, crazy hookup stories on the
last episode of the podcast Hell and I

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Do called I'm Still Fun where we
had Steve on because of course Steve brought

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up all these stories I used to
tell, so you can hear some of

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them on there. But it's so
funny because ever since I've started this job,

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I have only known you as being
boring. I'm not boring, but

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I think you were like in your
first year with Andrews. Yeah, so

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you've always known me to be this
relationshipsip. Really, I know I'm boring.

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I know, no, I'm I'm
okay with the two listen. I

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would probably if I wasn't in a
relationship by now, I would probably be

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dead because I was too wild.
I was too wild. I would have

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caught myself up in a sketchy scenario, and at this point in my life,

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I don't know if I was would
still be alive. Okay, well,

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Ted, thank you so much for
joining us today on the Minnesota Goodbye.

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We love It, Drake and I. Drake will be on in a

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couple of weeks. I think Dave
has some more vacation so he'll be on

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some more Minnesota Goodbyes then. But
Dave's back tomorrow, so we'll be back

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to our regularly scheduled programming and then. And feel free to send your emails

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into Ryan's show at KDIWB dot com