It's the Minnesota goodbye Minnesota. Hi, it's Jenny and Drake. Wait,
Drake, let me make sure I have you on you on? I think
so. We also have Ted here today. So yeah, we're gonna have
lots of fun. Guys. We've got some Valentine's Day topics to start off
the podcast today, says Hi, Jenny and Drake, here's some nice Valentine's
Day Galentine's Day topics. Do either of you have Valentine's Day plans? I'm
nosy. All right, we'll start with you. Drake. Uh no,
I don't have any plans yet. I'm sure I'm probably gonna get on that
tender grind or that bumble grind and probably get my grind going. Honest question,
Bumble has bumble for gay people? Oh yeah, I didn't know that
because what I was on the apps, bumble was just like females had to
start the conversation. So I didn't know that. I mean, obviously,
I'm happy they evolved because I think they should never have been just the way
it probably would have been canceled had they not included that. Maybe they always
had that and I just didn't know they probably did. I just I just
remember the women always had to start the conversation on that one. So I
got a question here. Yeah, okay, Drake, I thought that you
have like a couple of guys like on the line, Like I feel like
from previous conversations we've had, it sounds like you know you kind of have
like some guys in some situations. Oh I've got some crushes. Oh boy,
do I have some cris I need you to talk into the microphone.
Thank you. Yeah, and and so, yeah, I definitely have crushes.
But now nothing nothing really lined up yet keyword there is yet? Love
it? What do you not sed that? I don't know what are you
getting this information? You keep secrets from me. I feel like, and
I never know what's going on in his love life. I just kind of
a social butterfly. And so I feel like he, yeah, probably has
a couple of guys on retainer streams every day, right, you know,
he like that's his second like it's his second job. So I'm not making
fun of that. I'm not making fun the streaming period. But Drake is
like the opposite of a social butterfly most of the time because he goes in
the second job. R goes out. I feel like he goes out.
Yeah, oh yeah, I mean Drake goes hard when he's out, that's
for sure. You should have seen me before I moved here like a pre
COVID your boy was. I got around town, guys, I got around
town in Green Bay. It was insane. I love it. Yeah,
Okay. Do I have plans for Valentine's date? Andrew and I will probably
do something he did mention wanting to go see the new Bob Marley movie that
comes out. I want to go see that. I don't love going to
movies very much. I do want to see the movie, but I also
don't know if like the time to go is on Valentine's Day. That seems
a little extreme. But we'll probably just cook like a nice, fancy at
home dinner or something. But that's it. Ted, we just talked about
this on the show, So if you listen to the show earlier today,
Ted does have plans for Valentine's Day. I'm going on a second date to
a brewery, and I'm going to teach her how to play cribbage. Thanks.
Thing says romance like cribbage. Okay, I love that, and I
think I said that's already. But Ted is our promotion instructor, and he's
been hanging out with us for the show this morning with Dave being off.
So if you some people just listen to the Minnesota Goodbye, they don't always
listen to the show. So if you're like, who is this voice?
That's Ted. Ted also goes on with Fallon and Zack. Some times you
play which game clip quiz with them Whizz every Tuesday at four o'clocks, Hey,
listen for Ted talk. Oh you're gonna be here all day, look
at you're gonna have a little break in between. I might go home and
taken that take a long launch or something. I got it feel out,
Okay. Next question says any funny Valentine's Day stories. Here's mine. In
the third grade, I gave a boy who was my quote unquote boyfriend the
most special Valentine card out of the bunch, you know, the big box
of animation cards. I picked my favorite and gave it to him. I
was, of course, convinced we were in love and getting married. He
opened it and, out loud, he said he didn't like the character heart
shattered. We broke up that day. Tragic funny Valentine's Day Story one.
Okay, in high school when I was talking to this boy and we were
like super secretive about it, and I met him at his house one night
on a weekend, like this was like after Valentine's but we like, we've
said that we would celebrate it, you know, the weekend after, since
we couldn't do it during the week. I got him roses. I brought
him roses and it turned out that he was allergic. He started getting like
all puffy and red and I was like, did he know then? I
don't know. I was like, I probably wouldn't have accepted him if he
knew. Yeah, I don't think he knew, And yeah, it was.
It was pretty bad. So I ended up just leaving. This was
a memorable learning experience for him. Okay, what's your funny Valentine's Say?
Story? Ten? Okay, this is a little spicy, but it's Minnesota,
goodbye, so why not? Yeah? All right, So this was
like twenty thirteen, twenty fourteen. I was twenty one, living in Chicago
dating my college girlfriend and I had a roommate at the time. My roommate
was also seeing this girl. We all went to school together. We all
knew each other. We were seeing the same girl. No, no,
you're saying he was another girl. Yep, but we all went to the
same school, so we all knew each other, and we would go on
double dates a lot. So we went out of Valentine's Day double date.
We go back and we're drinking the four of us my girlfriend's apartment and this
girl, my buddy's girlfriend, comes up to me and my girlfriend while my
friend is in the bathroom, and she asks us if we would ever want
to have a threesome with her. Oh damn, I didn't tell my friend
this for years. What did you say to her? I think I obviously
said no, be Like I probably was like, you know what, I'm
really flattered, but like this is my best friend, he's my roommate.
That is so messy, Like I could ever do that? Yeah, Oh
my gosh, she's kind of a lot. Like just in general, how
upset were you that you had like a bro code to abide bye? Because
were you like, would you have done it if it had if that girl
was single and wasn't dating your friend, would you have been like? Sure?
If your girlfriend wasten to it too, maybe maybe you don't have to
answer that. I really cry in here. I think I would just go
with maybe yeah, yeah, maybe, But she was a lot, and
so you were kind of like kind of a lot, and like I don't
know that. I was like, oh my god, I'm so attracted to
this person. So that's an uncomfortable situation because your girlfriend is right there too,
So it's like a how do I answer this? I don't know if
she's going to be into it? Like yeah, I'm like, yeah,
okay, girlfriend, do you can night end? I know you guys were
drinking, so it's like you probably just continued drinking whatever. Yeah, we
kept drinking and whatever, and then where my buddy and his girlfriend went back
to their place and I stayed at my girlfriend's. I was really hoping you
were going to be like it turned into an orgy. We just all got
together. That is so art school. Seriously, Oh gosh, oh my
goodness, that's a great story. Ted good. Sorry, So what did
your friends say when you told them all the years later? He was like
not really surprised, Yeah, because she broke up with him like three separate
times, and like they had a pretty volatile, unhealthy young relationship relationship towards
the end, and he was just kind of like, yeah, of course
that bitch did that, Like that doesn't surprise me. And I kind of
felt bad for telling him, but I also felt like I should because I
don't want to go to the grave yeah with him like not knowing. Yeah,
yeah for sure. Okay. The last question that comes in from Amanda,
it says you guys should do a date. It was not really question.
You guys should do a date setup with listeners from your local single twenty
four year old, have a great Valentine's Day full of love from family,
friends of partners. We have talked about this before. It is really hard
to do dating kind of features on our show. It's just not the vibe
anymore because people it used to be a big radio thing back in the day,
but now dating apps exist and so and ghosting exists, and all of
these different dating things exist in this day and age. So it's very excuse
me, it's very hard to do stuff like that. I think we did
maybe a year or two ago. Drake. Were you on the show when
that guy went viral and he was looking for a wedding date and so I
set up like five four or five girls to come in. So we did
that, and I truthfully, I did a lot of work to put that
segment together and then it resulted in nothing. The guy basically he picked a
girl and then he afterwards was like, I'm just like not into it,
so or he didn't say he was into it, he said he was like
so busy and stressed with like work or whatever it was. So I just
feel like dating segments turn into unfortunately not working out most of the time.
And I did one when I first started on the show. Maybe Drake probably
knows about this, but Ted, you might not know about this. So
when I first started on the show, I was single and it was State
Fair time and they did an eliminate with me, so they had five guys
coming to the fair, all that wanted to date me. I went out
around the fair and I'd come back every half hour and eliminate someone live on
the show while they were doing their live broadcast. And it was super fun
and it sounds like a pretty good bit. No, it was really fun
and it was a great segment. We had a lot of fun. I
had five great guys come out for it and got down to the final two
and I picked one guy, and we really really got along great and it
was good. We were seeing each other for only about a month afterwards,
but he lived an hour away. I don't know. I think his friends
convinced him to sign up for it, So I don't know if I was
like his vibe. Not that we didn't get along, like we remain like
sort of friends afterwards, but I could just tell that he wasn't very interested
anymore because things had kind of fallen off. But like, I went to
a wedding with him, I met his family. I'll explain that I met
him. Yeah, I met his family because I went to this wedding and
it was like he lived like an hour away, so I drove all the
way out for this wedding. We slept at his friend's place out there that
night and then the next morning and it was like, okay, I'm gonna
like go home now, and then he felt bad, or I don't think
he felt bad. He was like, no, we should like hang out.
So but we didn't know what to do because I needed to like shower
and like recuperate. We had gotten drunk the night before, and so he
is like, well, we can just go to my parents because he was
living at home at the time because he had just moved from out of state
to back home to the Twin Cities and stuff, And so I met his
family and I'm pretty sure we sat down and had like a brunch with them,
or we sat down and like chatted for a little bit, and then
I think we went out to lunch ourselves. But yeah, it was super
fun and it worked out well for the time being. And it was the
segment. Did I think that this guy was going to be like the one
from it? I don't know. I vibed with him. I thought it
works. Yeah, I'm actually checked at the eliminate actually resulted in like a
month long casual right thing. It was, And yeah, and I still
like, I would never say anything bad about him. It just didn't work
out for us. He was a really good person and I have no idea
where he is nowadays. I don't talk to him anymore. But yeah,
we were like kind of friends for a little bit afterwards. I think we
went to a concert together still even though we weren't dating, and it was
chill. Respect that. That's awesome. That's a good story, I guess.
I. Oh, no, that wasn't a Valentine's Day story. But
anyways, Amanda, I'm sorry. You'll be the first one we reach out
to if we ever do do some kind of date setup situation with listeners,
but for right now, it's not really on our radar. So thank you
for your email, though, Amanda. This one comes in from Christy.
It says, good morning, my beautiful people. This is for Naughty Tuesday.
So it is Naughty Tuesday. We do something every Tuesday where people get
to submit their Naughty Tuesday stories and they get to it's usually very sexual,
all right. So it says, uh, this is for naughty Tuesday.
And what you What did you bang up against? So Dave and I had
talked recently about like what have you banged up against? When I was younger,
we would always go skinny dipping. Well, one thing led to another
and I was throwing I was thrown up on top. I was thrown up
on top of the tabletop of the concession stand. Sorry there's some bad grammar
here. Another time we were out waiting for our uber, and I guess
we just couldn't wait to get home, and I was bent over behind a
garbage can waiting for our uber. Are you seriously. And one other one
that comes to mind is we got kicked out of a bar for having sex
in a bathroom stall. Nothing too crazy, but I guess I used to
have way more wild side to me, loil have a great day, love
all of you, and I will sign off with my usual way you're dark
you're dark licking snap writer Christy. I think she must have Okay, it's
sent from her android. There was a lot of like autocorrects here. I
think she meant to say, you're dart licking staff writer, Christy is what
she meant to say. I'm sorry, Christy for butcherying that email a little
bit, but your android auto corrected a lot of those words that very much
confused me. But girl, you was banging against a lot of things.
I like a bed, I like a good bed or sanitary. I need
just a horizontal area. I don't need a spot. I need to be
standing up on every once in a while. Yeah, sure we can get
a little kinky, like an island or something like a kitchen island. Cool,
But like banging up against a garbage can, where was your leverage?
The garbage can is on wheels. Were you falling over? Well? So
here's my thing. If you're gonna lift someone up in the moment of sex,
you better be ready, like you gotta lift that person otherwise it can
backfire, like you better trust your strength. No kidding. I don't think
I've ever had any like. I don't think I've ever had anything interesting,
like any place, any up against anything. No. The only thing that
comes to mind is I had sex with my college girlfriend, my first college
girlfriend, at my cousin's cabin on the beach during a thunderstorm. Okay,
that's romantic, that's cool. It was like not as great as you think.
Wait, on the beach, so you had sand in your crevices somewhat.
Yeah. I went on a trip to Mexico with my girlfriend and she
wanted off with some guys she met, and they went and had sex on
the beach too, and she came back like full of sand. I was
like, you girl, on what you was doing? Like because it was
like eleven pm at night And I was like, what were like, I
know what you're doing? Yeah, I mean she wasn't trying to hide it.
Ted. I love all these stories that you have. I want to
like open up that brain of yours and hear a lot more stories. O,
well, I believe that they were true. I used to have all
the stories in the world also, but now I'm born in a relationship,
find yourself in scenarios where you're like, wow, life truly is stranger than
fiction. Sometimes I think that that was most of my upper twenties. It
was wild, like just the craziest things would happen to me and I don't
know. You can go listen to You can hear a lot of my like
weird, crazy hookup stories on the last episode of the podcast Hell and I
Do called I'm Still Fun where we had Steve on because of course Steve brought
up all these stories I used to tell, so you can hear some of
them on there. But it's so funny because ever since I've started this job,
I have only known you as being boring. I'm not boring, but
I think you were like in your first year with Andrews. Yeah, so
you've always known me to be this relationshipsip. Really, I know I'm boring.
I know, no, I'm I'm okay with the two listen. I
would probably if I wasn't in a relationship by now, I would probably be
dead because I was too wild. I was too wild. I would have
caught myself up in a sketchy scenario, and at this point in my life,
I don't know if I was would still be alive. Okay, well,
Ted, thank you so much for joining us today on the Minnesota Goodbye.
We love It, Drake and I. Drake will be on in a
couple of weeks. I think Dave has some more vacation so he'll be on
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