1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:14,720 I made a decision face the sunny sun. I had a vision. So 2 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:20,280 what's up, everybody. Welcome to for crying out loud. It's blazing windy 3 00:00:20,359 --> 00:00:25,239 outside. He's so windy it is. I thought we were having an earthquake. 4 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:29,800 I was sitting in the car and the car started like shaking. I 5 00:00:29,879 --> 00:00:32,759 thought I didn't know what was happening. Earlier today, I was at home 6 00:00:32,799 --> 00:00:36,039 and they were like, I think something was knocking around on our roof. 7 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:38,840 And I thought that. I was like, oh my god, what's happening. 8 00:00:39,439 --> 00:00:43,840 Yeah, an earthquake, Yeah, but it wasn't. Hey, let's 9 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:48,079 say hi to our funky friends, like Jennifer falls needs to get up, 10 00:00:48,159 --> 00:00:55,719 and yeah, it's about time, Sarah's fun Leslie stop coughing, Alicia Escalante 11 00:00:56,719 --> 00:01:02,039 Aaron who is amyer sweetest, nicest person in the world, also kind of 12 00:01:02,039 --> 00:01:04,959 a kind of okay, real all right, Kelly Brandt, she's your aunt. 13 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:15,120 And Rebecca nod Ass. Why does that laugh so much? You know 14 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:19,319 why it makes me laugh because it offends some people? It does. Yeah, 15 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:22,840 okay, I don't know why it does, which makes me laugh. 16 00:01:23,319 --> 00:01:26,719 Yeah, of course. And Gabby and Missy those talk about being offended. 17 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:34,159 They offended me. They're just offensive. They are. Um and Katerina, 18 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:38,000 you gotta check your mollard. Do not be like me. Valerie hits out 19 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:42,000 of the park, Polly makes some great syrup for the pancakes, and Athena 20 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:46,959 get Shirt is a great dancer and wears some really cool lipstick. Elizabeth Williamson 21 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:53,040 has a lot of kids done um and Hero has also kids and I love 22 00:01:53,159 --> 00:02:00,359 him. And Rita rocks everybody's kids heroes. Elizabeth in her us and that 23 00:02:00,879 --> 00:02:05,719 Jacob is Growley after the chic. Ulysses is a freaking hero. Love him. 24 00:02:05,879 --> 00:02:09,800 Love that guy. I just call him Ulysses exclamation point Chris to get 25 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:14,000 the strap. And Stephanie, you're a stinker wrinker. That's right. So 26 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:19,919 guess what. Yeah, I'm alone in my house. Yes tell me, 27 00:02:20,199 --> 00:02:23,759 Oh my god. You know what's so funny is rather than tell you like 28 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:27,680 about the exciting trip to New York, I think for a lot of moms, 29 00:02:28,199 --> 00:02:30,680 I'm more excited for you. It's a very exciting, like just time 30 00:02:30,719 --> 00:02:37,159 at home. It's crazy. It's harkening back to before I was married, 31 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:40,400 right and where I was like, oh my god, like I can watch 32 00:02:40,439 --> 00:02:45,520 whatever the hell I want I feel like you put your ass in the middle 33 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:47,159 of the bed, in the middle of the bed, bread out with one 34 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:50,800 leg to the left and the other one to the right, like a starfish, 35 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:53,520 except for you know, I don't because I'm so used to it. 36 00:02:53,599 --> 00:02:55,360 And I'm like, Peepo, come here, come get next to me. 37 00:02:58,919 --> 00:03:01,280 Peepo's leaving John's side of the bed for John, and I'm like, hey, 38 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:06,759 here, get up here. But anyway, uh, it's it's so 39 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:12,639 okay. John left. The crew left on Friday. I drove them to 40 00:03:12,719 --> 00:03:16,240 the airport and then they were gone. But Elbie didn't leave until Sunday. 41 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:23,120 Oh that's right. Albie is with her boyfriend and a bunch of friends. 42 00:03:23,639 --> 00:03:29,439 Right, so my life has changed so much, and yours is going to 43 00:03:29,479 --> 00:03:32,360 be. You're gonna be feeling this very not too long. Oh no, 44 00:03:35,199 --> 00:03:39,199 okay, your kids are gonna be seventeen in June. Yeah, so you 45 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:43,240 got a little ways to go, because I don't think things started really heating 46 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:46,759 up for Elbie until she was eighteen, right, Okay, but oh my 47 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:51,400 gosh, this girl is so and you know what, Okay, the college 48 00:03:51,439 --> 00:03:57,000 stuff that I talked to about was a huge blow, and she got real 49 00:03:57,080 --> 00:04:00,240 sad for a little while, and we had and I was worried, genuinely 50 00:04:00,319 --> 00:04:05,080 worried. But as as in Elbi fashion, she kind of bounced back. 51 00:04:05,719 --> 00:04:09,039 She's like, I'm not gonna worry about that right now. I'm going to 52 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:13,039 Palm Springs with my boyfriend and my friends and like that. I'm on spring 53 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:16,720 break right right. I'm gonna just live life. Yeah, I'm gonna enjoy. 54 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:23,680 Clounces out, clounces out. Sit there and ask yourself, why is 55 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:31,439 that shit that bad? You can't hand yourself? People asking me where they 56 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:36,279 could get my hair. It's a synthetic, synthetic wig. I just bought 57 00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:42,720 myself some shit. I mean, come on, living in Los Angeles, 58 00:04:42,759 --> 00:04:46,040 just feeling good. Well, that's that's how Elby is. She's just like, 59 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:49,879 ain't nothing gonna bring me down right now. I'm living life. So 60 00:04:50,319 --> 00:04:58,800 Elbie was still home though she worked Friday night. Oh okay, I do 61 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:02,000 have it. I have show for so, I have I have friends over 62 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:06,360 for poker right at night. Yeah. I was like, you know what, 63 00:05:06,759 --> 00:05:12,279 everybody gone. Elbie's at work. I mean I planned this a while 64 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:14,920 ago. I knew that the family was going to be gone, and I 65 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:17,319 was like, I'm having people over for poker. Yeah. So Elbie was 66 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,439 so sweet. She was like, Mom, you want me to help you 67 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:23,399 clean the house. I was like, hell, yes, I do, 68 00:05:23,759 --> 00:05:27,720 that's nice. I had to make her clean her bathroom because it hadn't been 69 00:05:27,759 --> 00:05:30,759 cleaned in a really long time and people were gonna It was the closest one 70 00:05:30,839 --> 00:05:34,319 to the living room. So she cleaned her bathroom. She helped me clean 71 00:05:34,399 --> 00:05:40,160 like the whole house basically. Yeah, but let me say this, and 72 00:05:40,199 --> 00:05:43,959 I don't think you have this problem, but oh my god, like my 73 00:05:44,079 --> 00:05:46,800 house seriously needs to be updated. And I know I'm always saying that, 74 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:50,240 right, I'm always on a quest for a couch or I'm painting a room, 75 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:55,959 but at some point I need to just like fix the whole ship up 76 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:00,439 because I look around. Okay, remember a while ago I told you that 77 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:03,240 John painted a pop wall. Yes, I do. And it was like 78 00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:08,040 kind of a red, kind of like a deep kind of a room like 79 00:06:08,399 --> 00:06:13,519 yes, like a burnt red, like a like a farmhouse or yeah, 80 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:17,120 yeah, yeah, right, okay, And I didn't like it to start 81 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:20,279 with. I pretended I did a little bit because I didn't you know, 82 00:06:20,319 --> 00:06:25,120 it was done right, So this sucks, like so I was like, 83 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:29,600 yeah, and then isn't there an orange room? Okay, so the orange 84 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:31,680 wall is in our bedroom, and honest to god, that one's fine. 85 00:06:32,199 --> 00:06:36,120 It's kind of cool because it just sort of had some color to the room 86 00:06:36,199 --> 00:06:40,879 and the walls are like a very pale gray and they look really nice. 87 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:46,079 That's our bedroom, but this is the living room and this pop wall is 88 00:06:46,279 --> 00:06:51,519 just makes it look dated. And also, back when we first painted, 89 00:06:51,759 --> 00:06:58,160 we did kind of like a greenish color for one wall. It's too many 90 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:01,240 colors, is what I'm saying. There like a beige, there's a green, 91 00:07:01,759 --> 00:07:05,079 there's a maroon. And elbe is embarrassed by it. She's like, 92 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:09,480 this looks so bad. Yeah, and I had to take a good look 93 00:07:09,759 --> 00:07:14,240 and I'm like, it really does we kind of fix this, but John 94 00:07:14,279 --> 00:07:17,920 doesn't love gray, which I feel like is the only color that's gonna kind 95 00:07:17,959 --> 00:07:20,959 of give it some cool, like make it look a cool, like a 96 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:26,639 cool tone. There's some blue grays that are out there, That's what I'm 97 00:07:26,639 --> 00:07:30,639 thinking, maybe, but like really pale, yeah, really pale. Wendy 98 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:32,519 just painted that in her add on, Yeah, and it looks beautiful, 99 00:07:32,519 --> 00:07:36,639 but we have that color in a lot of rooms. We have a big 100 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:41,720 The space is kind of open, so it goes I'll show you a picture 101 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:45,639 of it sometime. And there's the living room and then there's like a it 102 00:07:45,879 --> 00:07:48,959 used to be a sliding French doors and those are out, so it's just 103 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:54,639 like an archway basically not Spanish style, like like a rectangular archway. It's 104 00:07:54,759 --> 00:07:58,040 open. You can see into the back room, which is like, um, 105 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:01,879 gonna be sort of like a den m. It used to be our 106 00:08:01,959 --> 00:08:07,600 office slash playroom, but now we don't it now anyway. Yeah, so 107 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:13,199 that room is all like a bluish, very pale, bluish gray. Okay, 108 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:16,079 so I feel like John's gonna be like our bedrooms are painted bluish gray. 109 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:22,240 That room is it can't all be gray, right, So I'm thinking 110 00:08:22,319 --> 00:08:26,079 maybe that's what I'm gonna try to talk and I have the same taste. 111 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:31,279 I'm gonna try to talk him into it. I'm thinking like a blue gray 112 00:08:31,399 --> 00:08:35,759 for the for the wall that's now maroon and blue gray over where all the 113 00:08:35,799 --> 00:08:41,320 green is and then the rest white. Yeah that's good because you know, 114 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:43,600 I think it would open it up and make it feel bigger too, like 115 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:48,559 yes, like yes, because the maroon just makes it look like, yeah, 116 00:08:48,639 --> 00:08:52,559 it's a little crated. I get it very dated, yeah, yeah, 117 00:08:52,639 --> 00:08:54,759 yeah, I want it to be look more modern, like you more 118 00:08:54,799 --> 00:09:01,120 pretty calming and anyway. But so you know what you're having people over, 119 00:09:01,519 --> 00:09:03,240 That's all you see is the fly right right. And I was like, 120 00:09:03,279 --> 00:09:07,600 oh my gosh, like this is just but but in general, like I 121 00:09:07,639 --> 00:09:11,919 like my house, it's just it's just dated looking, right. And then 122 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:16,639 we have this dining room table that is so gross, and Elbie was like, 123 00:09:16,679 --> 00:09:18,600 are you really going to have people like sit? Oh? So it's 124 00:09:18,639 --> 00:09:22,840 a it needed it needed to be opened up. It's only like, um, 125 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:26,480 it's it's very small, but there's a big leaf you can put in 126 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:30,519 the middle. Okay, well the table is so old we've had it since 127 00:09:30,559 --> 00:09:35,080 we moved in like eighteen years. You can't open up the leaf anymore because 128 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:39,720 I think the wood gut swollen. Oh. So John tried to do it 129 00:09:39,759 --> 00:09:41,600 before he left. We could not do it. And I was finally literally 130 00:09:41,639 --> 00:09:46,559 like, just forget it. I'll cramp people around. So at one point 131 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:50,759 we had nine people around a little table. Really it was fine. So 132 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:58,159 I had over my friend Stanley, I had over Brian Dunkleman. Oh yeah, 133 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:03,759 American idol mmm mmmm had Naomi Bob Odenkirk's wife. Okay, Bob was 134 00:10:03,799 --> 00:10:07,120 out of town, so he didn't come. M probably thank god. I 135 00:10:07,159 --> 00:10:16,360 don't want I don't need my paint. 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I was like, I have to I mean, 190 00:14:13,799 --> 00:14:16,720 same anxiety. So I was like, I have to make sure there's a 191 00:14:16,759 --> 00:14:20,120 towel bathroom, right. I had to make sure. Anyway, I got 192 00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:24,399 everything in order, and it's just a bunch of old juice over to play 193 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:28,919 pokerge the matter, right, But then I was having pizza anxiety because I'm 194 00:14:28,919 --> 00:14:31,840 like, I don't know how many how many pieces together and what kind? 195 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:35,200 And I don't want to order from Dominos, right, Bob Odenkirk comes over, 196 00:14:37,879 --> 00:14:41,200 you know, I'll be ridiculous. You never know, there's an off 197 00:14:41,279 --> 00:14:43,080 chance he's coming. The probably didn't say, but like, I don't need 198 00:14:43,159 --> 00:14:48,320 that you had that anxiety on top of it. I wasn't all that worried 199 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,519 about it, because it's like if he was he was, I don't think 200 00:14:50,519 --> 00:14:54,720 he's gonna care. But but I did have the pizza. It was like, 201 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:58,120 I don't want to be having the Dominoes guys show up or pizza hut. 202 00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:03,639 Yeah. So I asked my neighbor the what I walk with, like 203 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:07,200 where he gets pizza when he orders delivery. Again, I've lived in my 204 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:13,799 house for eighteen years. I think I know like alternative pizza places I've tried 205 00:15:13,919 --> 00:15:18,559 anyway, So I go to this one website. My neighbor has a place, 206 00:15:18,639 --> 00:15:20,559 but I didn't. I looked at that one and I was like, 207 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,480 it's all too precious for like these guys. So I go to the I 208 00:15:24,519 --> 00:15:28,200 look up this place and I'm going to order from them, and I get 209 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:31,360 the whole order ready and I start inputting it. But then I'm like, 210 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:35,000 well, let me call them, just to make sure no one answers the 211 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:39,279 phone and then it finally picks up, but it's a weird. It's like 212 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:45,559 enter your code, and I was like, okay, so they don't even 213 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:48,200 this is not I don't know if this is a real business, right. 214 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:52,360 It's like no one answers the phone and there's no voicemail saying hi, you've 215 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:58,840 reached Milano's Pizza. So I'm like, I feel Postmates or anything. Well, 216 00:15:58,879 --> 00:16:02,799 there's so many pizza every places. So finally I decided on this other 217 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:07,960 one. But then I was having like, well, what toppings do I 218 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:12,039 get for that time? But but I know what I like, you know, 219 00:16:12,159 --> 00:16:17,240 so so then my brother gets over first. My brother was coming too, 220 00:16:18,679 --> 00:16:21,960 so I ask him like he's gonna know yeah, and he's like, 221 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:25,039 well, I don't know. I like like Hawaiian. I was gonna say 222 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:30,320 I like the Lion too, but all right, like I guess I could 223 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:33,360 do Hawaiian. And then he's like, I mean also olives and I'm like, 224 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:37,320 well I hate olives, yeah, Veggie, no, I don't really 225 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:40,600 like either. And he's like, well, you could do like pepperoni and 226 00:16:40,679 --> 00:16:45,399 sausage, and I'm like, well what if people don't like eat meat every 227 00:16:45,519 --> 00:16:48,120 single thing? And then you get too much of one, and then everybody 228 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:52,039 eats the cheese, and now you're add of cheese, and now all you 229 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:55,720 got is the meat lover's pizza, and everybody's a vegetarian right now. That's 230 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:57,320 the kind of anxiety. Yeah, yeah, you would have thought that I'd 231 00:16:57,519 --> 00:17:03,799 never in my life order I mean, I have fifteen year olds and an 232 00:17:03,799 --> 00:17:07,519 eighteen year old. I've ordered so much fucking pizza in my life it's insane. 233 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:11,000 All of a sudden, I'm paralyzed with indecision and I literally sat there 234 00:17:11,079 --> 00:17:15,759 going, I don't know. My brother says, well, me, I 235 00:17:15,759 --> 00:17:18,519 could just wait till people come over and like ask them what they want on 236 00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:26,119 their pizza. And I'm like it'll be too late, I know. I'm 237 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:27,400 like, and then it's gonna be like what if the place is like, 238 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:30,680 oh, it's gonna be an hour and a half for delivery. I was 239 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:33,319 like no, And then my brother goes, then, just order some pizza, 240 00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:37,480 like justa some toppings, and I was like, okay, I know 241 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:41,119 that, I know that plane. I know. Oh like okay, okay, 242 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:45,039 I'm gonna order. Well, I'll just you have cheese. You can't 243 00:17:45,079 --> 00:17:48,319 get wrong with that. So I ended up. I ordered three extra large 244 00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:52,079 pizzas, and I just whatever I chose. I was an artichoke cards and 245 00:17:52,119 --> 00:17:56,480 tomato on this part. Anyway, it ended up totally fine, right, 246 00:17:56,519 --> 00:17:59,920 it was a perfect amount of pizza. Also, I'm calculating, I'm like, 247 00:18:00,119 --> 00:18:02,960 okay, at one point there's gonna be nine people. At one point 248 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:06,039 there will only be seven, but then there'll be eight, and then that 249 00:18:06,079 --> 00:18:08,119 person might leave, but then a ninth one. This was my brain was 250 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:11,200 doing. Right. Something is so wrong. No, I and you would 251 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:15,680 do the same thing. I know you're That's why I'm dying right now, 252 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:18,960 because I know how you feel. Yeah, I've been there so many times. 253 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:22,319 I gotta ask. You were debating and wrestling with the various pizza toppings 254 00:18:22,319 --> 00:18:23,960 for that long and then you settled on artichoke hart. Yeah. I was 255 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:30,720 just gonna say, that's a bold choice. It was real good. It 256 00:18:30,799 --> 00:18:36,319 got e I did Pepperonian mushroom, okay, I think on like one whole 257 00:18:36,359 --> 00:18:40,480 pizza. Then I did half artichoke hard and mushroom and half cheese okay. 258 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:44,720 And then I did one I think Hawaiian or how like half Hawaiian and half 259 00:18:45,039 --> 00:18:49,160 and it all got demolished. Yeah, but there was enough, like some 260 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:52,319 people have like four slices and some people had one. But it was it 261 00:18:52,359 --> 00:18:56,920 was did you did you see pizza is perfect because then you don't have to 262 00:18:56,960 --> 00:19:00,160 get out the utensils and shit like exactly, and you and use you know, 263 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:03,559 paper plates, paper plates. Just had some pizza. Then I had 264 00:19:03,599 --> 00:19:10,160 got some chips and I made some dipion, but nobody ate it. Yeah, 265 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,799 see, nobody usually eats that. I always get like poker game. 266 00:19:14,359 --> 00:19:18,119 I would get like, you know, the the veggie plate with the carrots 267 00:19:18,119 --> 00:19:22,680 and then whatever. Ain't nobody eating that? Nobody eats that now? And 268 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:29,319 this was like like yeah, it's never never gets eaten. And then everybody 269 00:19:29,359 --> 00:19:32,240 just goes for the food food. Did you get a salad too? I 270 00:19:32,279 --> 00:19:34,200 didn't get a salad. It's just like a bunch of dudes eating pizza. 271 00:19:34,319 --> 00:19:40,119 So I had and I had told everybody to bring cookies or chips. That's 272 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:44,000 good, and so everybody brought like dessert. So people were kind of eating 273 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:48,720 cookies, some people eating some chips. You serve alcohol. I told people 274 00:19:48,759 --> 00:19:53,160 to bring their own. I actually had some beer in the house that had 275 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:56,200 been John's, but but a couple of people brought like a six pack of 276 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:59,720 beer and then honestly, I just told him take it, take it home 277 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:03,680 with you. Yeah, nobody drinks that much. And driving home getting here's 278 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:08,839 some beer for your trip. Everybody here, you go else else. It 279 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:14,519 was. It was funny. And then so Naomi brought over, so funny. 280 00:20:14,559 --> 00:20:15,839 I hope she doesn't listen to this episode, but it was really funny 281 00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:18,880 because Naomi brought over. She was like, well, Bob's out of town 282 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:22,359 right now, so I just brought some of his snacks. So she brought 283 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:26,279 like three bags of like weird chips, like one was like a lapeno like 284 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:33,279 lentil chip, like maybe clean eating that like yeah, but also they were 285 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:37,000 all open, they're all half to eat some chips. So we were kind 286 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,839 of making fun of her after she left, and we're like, everybody wants 287 00:20:38,839 --> 00:20:45,720 to eat, like Bob's leftover, like Bob sitting and watching TV like eating 288 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:48,640 some plopeno chips. And then it's like she steals them all from the pantry 289 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:52,680 and like takes them to my house. So that's open. It's so weird. 290 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:56,279 You were like some kettle pot some kettle popcorn, but it was open. 291 00:20:56,319 --> 00:20:59,160 It was like right, like how do we know he doesn't have colvid? 292 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:06,319 So unsanitary. It's hilarious. She's really really nice. Did you win 293 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:11,039 money? I did not win money. I lost money, and I and 294 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:15,079 I paid for all the pizza. It was like eighty bucks. Like by 295 00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:18,000 the time I order three extra largest plus tip plus the delivery fee, it 296 00:21:18,039 --> 00:21:22,160 was freaking eighty bucks. So it was under one hundred dollars to host the 297 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:27,559 party. It wasn't bad at all exactly, and people brought It was fun 298 00:21:27,599 --> 00:21:30,680 and I will do it again, and I want to make it like a 299 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:33,680 once a month thing. Yeah you should, Yeah should, that would be 300 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:36,640 fun. It was so fun. I felt like a grown up now. 301 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:41,640 And then was it weird when everybody left and you were alone? Uh no, 302 00:21:41,839 --> 00:21:45,519 because so Elbie came home. So Elbie worked. But then she came 303 00:21:45,559 --> 00:21:48,279 home and I felt kind of bad because like she's right on the other side 304 00:21:48,279 --> 00:21:52,880 of the wall from where like the poker was happening. But she was fine. 305 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:56,119 She came in and said hid. Everybody went in her bedroom, and 306 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:59,680 then everybody was gone by like twelve thirty. She came without like eleven eleven 307 00:21:59,759 --> 00:22:02,960 thirty, and then everyone was out by twelve thirty. And then I just 308 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:08,039 like straightened up and and so now you're you're alone. Huh. So then 309 00:22:08,039 --> 00:22:12,319 I was alone. So then the next day, Elbie was still home, 310 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:17,400 so I was like, hey, like, do you want to go to 311 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:22,519 breakfast? I think Friday No. Friday morning, Elbie and I had a 312 00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:26,279 super bonding day. We went to the breakfast and then we went to like 313 00:22:26,519 --> 00:22:30,519 I don't know, TJ Max or something, and then we cleaned and then 314 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:33,559 like hung out and then she went to work. So then the next day 315 00:22:33,599 --> 00:22:34,599 I was like, oh, Elbie, you want to go to breakfast? 316 00:22:34,599 --> 00:22:37,839 And she's like, oh, mom, I'm so sorry. I made plans 317 00:22:37,839 --> 00:22:41,519 with my friends something like you when they say they're sorry. She was so 318 00:22:41,559 --> 00:22:44,319 sorry. She was like I felt I feel bad. I was like, 319 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:48,599 it's fine, I'm happy to be in the house. Right. So then 320 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:53,039 she was home. I wanted, oh, okay, sorry, I feel 321 00:22:53,039 --> 00:23:00,039 like I'm monopolizing this. I'm enjoying it. So Saturday night eight, oh 322 00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:03,880 my god, Lynnette, I had the best time with Elbie. She stayed 323 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:07,960 home with me because she knew she was going to see her boyfriend the next 324 00:23:07,039 --> 00:23:10,319 day, and like the last three nights, she was like, I'm just 325 00:23:10,319 --> 00:23:14,559 going to stay home with you. She came and laid in my bed and 326 00:23:14,599 --> 00:23:18,400 we watched TV. I have I watched TV with her in years. Yeah, 327 00:23:18,559 --> 00:23:22,960 she wanted to watch some like house flipping shows, so I never seen. 328 00:23:23,839 --> 00:23:27,319 I guess it's is it called homemade? What's the one with Chip and 329 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:32,319 Joanna Gaines? Oh? I don't know. There's so many of them. 330 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:36,200 It's a it's a home or something. I don't know. Yeah, they 331 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,920 have Magnolia brand or something. Yes, so they've had a show for like 332 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:44,640 forever, right, which and for some reason I thought that they broke up. 333 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:45,920 I thought they were divorced at one point, but I think that was 334 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:51,000 another couple. There's another couple, another couple. Aren't they going to jail? 335 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:55,319 Isn't somebody going to jail? I don't know, but there was definitely 336 00:23:55,359 --> 00:24:00,640 a house house flipping couple that Oh is that them? Yeah, that's them. 337 00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:04,319 That's Joanna Gains Oh it is Okay, what's the can you look up 338 00:24:04,319 --> 00:24:08,240 the home makeover show where the couple the couple like got divorced but they still 339 00:24:08,279 --> 00:24:14,000 do the show together. Oh, they still they like broke up and got 340 00:24:14,039 --> 00:24:15,440 a divorce, but then they still were like, we're not going to stop 341 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:18,920 doing our show, all right, so we flip or flop? Yes, 342 00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:25,480 yeah, yes, I never even heard of the Anstead and Terek Elms, 343 00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:30,000 Yes, exactly. Okay, So I was getting confused. So I was 344 00:24:30,039 --> 00:24:36,319 watching what's the first one called pix Her Upper, and I'm like, I 345 00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:38,119 think these people got divorced, and always like, well, then I guess 346 00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:42,519 they got back together because he together now and where I was watching it and 347 00:24:42,519 --> 00:24:45,240 I'm like, I don't know, I don't get it. And here's the 348 00:24:45,319 --> 00:24:49,960 thing. I only like it when they're they're making over like a whole house, 349 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,400 right. I don't want to see like just a bathroom right over. 350 00:24:55,559 --> 00:24:59,200 That seems like a real waste of my time for like the hardcore people that 351 00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:02,680 love, you know, home decorating, you know what I mean. Yeah, 352 00:25:02,799 --> 00:25:07,640 I don't so, but I was still smarting from how embarrassed I am 353 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:14,119 about the paint colors in my house. So I was open to watching these 354 00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:17,519 shows. But I'm like, oh yeah, but then okay, so we're 355 00:25:17,519 --> 00:25:19,599 watching one of these and I was like, you know, I just don't 356 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:22,279 agree with this, like they did one where it was like a fight. 357 00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:27,319 They're everything that they say that this woman Joanna Gaines says, she says the 358 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:30,759 same thing to everyone. She's like, okay, and then we're gonna put 359 00:25:30,799 --> 00:25:33,400 in like recess lighting, and then we're gonna put in like Floria ceiling windows. 360 00:25:33,839 --> 00:25:37,400 I'm like, okay, that's not perfect for every house. Though every 361 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:41,640 episode we watched it was the same thing. We're gonna, Oh, we're 362 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,839 gonna update this with some floor to ceiling windings. I'm like, all right, 363 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:48,519 already, I like that. Elvie likes that stuff. She does, 364 00:25:48,559 --> 00:25:52,279 she likes it. And then they made this fireplace where they do this thing 365 00:25:52,279 --> 00:25:56,359 where they pile all the wood all the way up one side of the wall. 366 00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:57,720 Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah? Yeah, And I 367 00:25:57,759 --> 00:26:02,519 was like, don't like that. I mean, sure it looks cool into 368 00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,880 your eye, but like that thing is going to attract so many spiders, 369 00:26:07,039 --> 00:26:11,440 say in there thing, Yeah, think about all the dust and spiders know 370 00:26:11,599 --> 00:26:14,960 what's going on in that wood. That's just scutt it's closs. I was 371 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:18,000 like, that's really great for like one day, and you're like, what 372 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:21,079 is living what's gonna be living in there? Right? And you're never gonna 373 00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:23,440 get through all that wood, right, and how are you even going to 374 00:26:23,519 --> 00:26:27,000 get the firewood out if you're actually using it for a fire. When you 375 00:26:27,079 --> 00:26:30,480 get like a huge floor to ceiling ladder, climb all the way up there 376 00:26:30,519 --> 00:26:37,119 to get like the top head throwing down this wood, this log move people 377 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:40,960 out of the way. So then I got tired of that show and I 378 00:26:41,039 --> 00:26:45,680 was like, and Elbie goes, Mom, let's watch Impractical Jokers. Time 379 00:26:45,799 --> 00:26:49,839 saying of that. So we started watching Impractical Jokers. That show. I 380 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:53,880 was laughing, They're hilarious, gut laughing. I want them on our shells 381 00:26:55,119 --> 00:27:00,000 so hard. I could not stop laughing. We were peeling our pants at 382 00:27:00,039 --> 00:27:03,599 old We went back to like season three, right and we were watching old 383 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:06,720 episodes and then I was like, oh my god, Elby, let's find 384 00:27:06,759 --> 00:27:14,720 the Bingo episode. Bingo Bingo Bingo. We went back and we watched that 385 00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:18,200 and we were laughing so hard. So then and then I got tired and 386 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:22,839 I was like, you gotta go. I gotta go to heads like you're 387 00:27:22,839 --> 00:27:26,279 welcome to fall asleep in here. I was like, but I'm so what 388 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:30,039 happens when I know when you're watching When I watched TV with Sunny, sometimes 389 00:27:30,279 --> 00:27:32,640 I just like I'm like, and he's like, Mom, you're sleep, 390 00:27:32,759 --> 00:27:36,160 Mom, you missed half the movie, you know, Yeah, I totally 391 00:27:36,599 --> 00:27:38,559 I'll watched the second half tomorrow night with you. He's like, I finished 392 00:27:38,599 --> 00:27:41,960 it. Yeah. I was like, I felt so excited to be like 393 00:27:42,079 --> 00:27:45,160 with Elby, and I thought like, this is going to be more exciting 394 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:48,119 than being with John for sure, stay awake. But I was like, 395 00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:52,799 no, I know. Then he hit a wall at some point. Yeah. 396 00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:56,400 So and so then and then the next day Elbe left, she stayed 397 00:27:56,400 --> 00:28:02,319 home with I know. And then I've been writing working on my book, 398 00:28:03,039 --> 00:28:07,920 uh like a lot, because it's overdue, my rewrite. I'm almost done. 399 00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:11,839 Um, and so I've been taking the time that I have, like 400 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:15,200 by myself to just work, work, work, because I don't have any 401 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:18,559 distractions, right right, Yeah, So I feel I feel really good. 402 00:28:18,559 --> 00:28:22,960 I feel really productive. And then they get home tomorrow night. Really that 403 00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:27,480 was fast. Well, they left Friday, so they Friday night, Saturday 404 00:28:27,559 --> 00:28:30,240 night, Sunday night, Monday night, and then they're going to come home. 405 00:28:30,279 --> 00:28:33,359 And then have you talked to them? Are they having fun? Oh 406 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:36,880 my god, they're having the best time. Okay, and then this is 407 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:40,279 so random, Wait, I want to hear. Let's let's talk about let's 408 00:28:40,279 --> 00:28:41,480 talk about care Away, and then I want to hear how they're doing. 409 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:48,680 Okay, listen, Caraway I have in my home in my condo because I 410 00:28:48,759 --> 00:28:51,640 bought a set for my condo. Yeah, Caraway is pots and pans. 411 00:28:51,759 --> 00:28:55,000 Care Away Home, by the way, it's non stick cookware and bakeware, 412 00:28:55,279 --> 00:28:59,480 yes and yes, non toxic. 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Okay, So they are having 439 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,480 the best time in New York, and I was what I was going to 440 00:30:51,559 --> 00:30:56,359 tell you is that this is so random. They ran into these girls that 441 00:30:56,519 --> 00:31:00,920 go to Sadie Xander's school, so weird. Yeah, there're sophomores at their 442 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:06,799 school that that I've known, that we knew actually before that school from like 443 00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:08,960 basketball. All of a sudden, John sends me a text. He's like, 444 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,880 hey, we're having a blank sighting, and it was like these these 445 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:18,200 were his family literally walking down the street in New York. Dude. The 446 00:31:18,319 --> 00:31:22,279 same thing happened to us when we were in New York. We ran into 447 00:31:22,319 --> 00:31:26,559 an old family that the kids used to go to school with and now they're 448 00:31:26,559 --> 00:31:30,519 teenagers, back when they were in second grade and haven't seen them in a 449 00:31:30,519 --> 00:31:32,640 few years. And the mom was like, hey, Lynette, and I 450 00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:36,119 was like, oh my god, Like that's so weird. It's like such 451 00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:40,880 a weirdly small world. How do you ru? I mean, you in 452 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,920 New York. That's bizarre, I know, but I guess it's spring break. 453 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,599 So so well. So John says that they're having the time of their 454 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:52,799 lives. Sadie and Xander want to move to New York. The culture they 455 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:57,000 love. They've been having like pizza and uh, you know, like late 456 00:31:57,079 --> 00:32:01,279 night pizza, They love the fact that nothing ever closes. You know, 457 00:32:01,319 --> 00:32:06,759 we live in Encino. Everything is eight thirty. You better make call first 458 00:32:06,799 --> 00:32:08,720 to make sure places are still open. Yeah, same, you know New 459 00:32:08,799 --> 00:32:12,319 York. One in the morning. They're like, yeah, we're just doing 460 00:32:12,319 --> 00:32:15,759 our second seeding. I now, I know, isn't it. They're loving 461 00:32:15,799 --> 00:32:20,400 that. And then John said, so, John sent me this video or 462 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:28,079 of Zander like in Washington Park, like doing a dance off with people dancing 463 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:31,160 and like live in his best life and having a great time. And then 464 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:35,880 John told me, and I just thought this was so sweet. I wrote 465 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:37,839 to John, like, Wow, he's really feeling himself, like you know, 466 00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:44,240 and he's like, this kid is loving New York because he goes everywhere 467 00:32:44,279 --> 00:32:50,440 we go. At every Starbucks, they're flying like trans and LBGT you know, 468 00:32:50,799 --> 00:32:57,480 lgbt q q I A plus flags, right, and it's like he's 469 00:32:57,519 --> 00:33:01,160 like so diverse. Yeah, there's all all different types of people walking down 470 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:07,319 the street. It's just like so accepting and different and thriving. And he's 471 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:13,440 just really feeling that kind of like wow, like there's another world out there. 472 00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:16,440 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, So he's just he's really really loving that. 473 00:33:16,519 --> 00:33:21,920 And then Sadie's finding it really exciting. And you know they're just out 474 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:24,319 and about, like all, they've done so much stuff. They went on 475 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:31,880 a like a cruise around Statutson Bay where the Statue of Liberty is, the 476 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:37,400 Hudson Bay, the Hudson River, yeah, where wherever the Statue of Liberty 477 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:42,359 is. They went. They took a boat island from Staten Island. Yeah, 478 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:46,400 so they did like a cruise around there. Um. And then they've 479 00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:50,039 just been to all these restaurants. Oh and then they went to see six 480 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:53,640 the musical and apparently they all absolutely loved it. They said it was like 481 00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:57,839 the greatest show ever. John was going on and on about it. The 482 00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:04,039 kids love Love loved it. And my friend who is a theater producer, 483 00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:08,639 she's like the person who produced um, rock of Rock, not Rock of 484 00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:12,760 Love, Rock of Ages. Oh yeah, one with the originally with a 485 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:16,199 guy from American Eros. Well he wasn't Tom Cruise in the movie. And 486 00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:22,559 then and then there was the play Okay, yeah, so I saw that 487 00:34:22,599 --> 00:34:25,840 my friend and neighbor. I was the one I went and saw that in 488 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:30,320 New York by myself. Oh okay, Yeah. It's like a lot of 489 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:31,719 eighties songs yeah, yeah, it's fine, Yeah, yeah, okay. 490 00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:36,280 So my friend was one of the original was like the original producer of that 491 00:34:36,599 --> 00:34:40,239 show, and she's my neighbor. She's like, you know, you have 492 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:44,519 you ever have these neighbors that like have the hook up for everything? Yeah? 493 00:34:44,599 --> 00:34:47,239 Remember when I did that peel, that facial peel. She's the one 494 00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:52,639 who hooked me up with the dermatologist who got me that peel um. And 495 00:34:52,679 --> 00:34:57,199 then I put on Facebook that I was looking for the tickets and she wrote 496 00:34:57,239 --> 00:35:00,280 me and was like, hello, you have a friend who produced this is 497 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:02,760 Broadway like right, hit me up right, And I was like, oh 498 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:07,079 okay, And so she hooked me up with producer seats wow, which are 499 00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:10,440 you still pay for them, but you pay face value for the ticket right, 500 00:35:10,559 --> 00:35:14,360 So they were I mean they're pricy. They were like one hundred and 501 00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:19,480 eighty dollars a ticket, right, but on the like Ticketmaster, they were 502 00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:22,639 like two fifty plus fees for good seats. And then these were like sixth 503 00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:28,760 Row Center, Wow, Batways show on Saturday night. So so they that 504 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:32,639 was for the six for six for six yes, so they love that and 505 00:35:32,679 --> 00:35:37,400 then like right now, John just texted me a picture. They're at a 506 00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:40,320 pizza place because Sander wanted to go back to his He has a favorite pizza 507 00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:45,079 place in New York. Now they're just now I'm so happy for I know, 508 00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:49,079 I know that I knew they were gonna love it. I knew it 509 00:35:49,159 --> 00:35:52,840 because it's so you know, especially when you take your kids out of their 510 00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:54,320 little bubble and you put them in New York City, They're just like, 511 00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:59,159 Wow, there's a whole world out there. Yeah, and it is very 512 00:35:59,159 --> 00:36:02,519 diverse and very you know, like and there's always something to do. There's 513 00:36:02,559 --> 00:36:07,239 place you just walk, you know. Yeah, sending it. I love 514 00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,719 New York. I can't wait for them to even be sixteen though, so 515 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:13,559 that they could. I really want to take them. I wanted John to 516 00:36:13,599 --> 00:36:15,639 take them to a comedy club like in the city. I just thought that 517 00:36:15,639 --> 00:36:19,079 would be really fun, would be fun. Yeah, but they're too young. 518 00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:22,360 Oh yeah, they're only fifteen. Yeah, you have to be sixteen 519 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:23,960 to get in. You have to be eighteen to go to a lot of 520 00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:29,280 these clubs, but some places you can be a little younger. But you 521 00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:30,960 know, it's inspired me, like I want to take them to more stuff. 522 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,840 Like wasn't it fun when you took Sonny to the Led Zeppelin show. 523 00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:37,760 Oh that was so much fun. Yeah, I want to do that again. 524 00:36:37,079 --> 00:36:40,840 I want to take the kids to see UM. Patton Oswald, well, 525 00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:44,800 he does a show, Patton and Friends. I think I told you 526 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,599 about this the last time I went. There were so I went with Robin 527 00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:52,159 and there are so many good people that were guests on his show. There 528 00:36:52,199 --> 00:36:57,400 was Bo Burnham didn't appearance. Oh my god, he's so. I thought 529 00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:00,599 about you this weekend because I was watching UM. And I'm sure you've seen 530 00:37:00,639 --> 00:37:04,840 it, but it's on Showtime. It's a documentary on the Comedy Store. 531 00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:07,000 Have you seen it? Oh yeah, yeah, that came out about last 532 00:37:07,039 --> 00:37:09,960 year. It came yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna watch. I 533 00:37:10,039 --> 00:37:14,800 feel show watches Stevy. I thought about you Showtime. Yeah, I'm gonna 534 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,760 watch that tonight. You should. And there's a bunch of it's like six 535 00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:22,440 episodes or something. Oh it's really good. Okay, it's really good. 536 00:37:22,639 --> 00:37:24,840 Yeah, I'm gonna watch that. I kept meaning to and I kept forgetting 537 00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:30,280 to watch. Everybody's in it, everybody, all the comedians. When I 538 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:32,599 first moved to Los Angeles, you know, and I really was going to 539 00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:36,840 stand up. I used to go to the comedy store just to like watch 540 00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:40,800 and I remember Sam Kinison. I think I've told you this story before. 541 00:37:42,039 --> 00:37:45,880 I had loved Sam Kinison. My brother and I were like obsessed back when 542 00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:52,400 I lived at home teenager watching him, watching Sam Kinison on UM I Can't 543 00:37:52,519 --> 00:37:58,280 Danger Fields. There was a special I think it was like Danger Fields, 544 00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:02,199 like live from Danger Fields and they clips of that, so okay. So 545 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:07,039 I remember watching that show and seeing Sam Kinison for the first time and going 546 00:38:07,079 --> 00:38:12,320 like, oh my god, this guy is like so funny. And then 547 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:15,679 so when I moved to La, I was like, you know, I'm 548 00:38:15,679 --> 00:38:17,039 like, oh my god, you can just like go see these people. 549 00:38:17,599 --> 00:38:22,400 Like I could just go to a club and see so Sam Kinison had was 550 00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:24,400 there. Every Sunday night was like his night, so you could. You 551 00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:27,960 didn't have to. It wasn't a crapshoot. You went on Sunday night and 552 00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:30,119 you saw him and there were some people open for him. Anyway, though, 553 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:36,400 as time went on, like he just his act got just harsher and 554 00:38:36,559 --> 00:38:39,840 harsher. I think he was just getting it very deeply in addiction, you 555 00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:44,840 know, and then it was all like so angry at women to the point 556 00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:47,760 that it won. One night, I felt scared for my life, like 557 00:38:49,039 --> 00:38:52,320 because he was making all the men stand up and call women horrors and he 558 00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:57,880 got so riled up about somebody's ex girlfriend. They were like calling someone's ex 559 00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:02,400 girlfriend and going, yeah, fucking you know, he wants to kill you. 560 00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:07,599 And it was like all the guys and it was all this like rape 561 00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:10,079 jokes and like rape culture, and I was like, oh my god, 562 00:39:10,159 --> 00:39:14,599 like I don't want to walk to my car by myself, right, And 563 00:39:14,639 --> 00:39:19,800 then that was the last time I went. But that, like the Comedy 564 00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:23,440 Store just has some there's a bit of darkness to that place. You know. 565 00:39:23,519 --> 00:39:28,079 You gotta watch the doc Yeah yeah, yeah, But I used to 566 00:39:28,119 --> 00:39:30,840 perform there. When I first started performing, I could see the hard room 567 00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:34,960 to perform in. Oh my god, I don't know how you people do 568 00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:37,079 it. Then it I've performed at the main room in the main room and 569 00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:42,760 the original room and the belly room there, and it is I mean, 570 00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:45,039 those were some scary sets. You know, I kind of want to go 571 00:39:45,079 --> 00:39:50,280 to the Comedy Store now. It's fun, I wouldn't be improv is also 572 00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:55,440 really fun and has like yeah, I don't know, I would like yeah, 573 00:39:55,519 --> 00:39:59,239 different energy. I've never been to the Comedy Store either. I would. 574 00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:00,159 I would like, No, I've never been to that one. I've 575 00:40:00,159 --> 00:40:05,440 been to a lot of most of the improvs and then Flappers in Burbank, 576 00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:07,440 but no, never, I've never been. I would like to do this. 577 00:40:07,559 --> 00:40:12,559 Stop, let's go see stand up. Yeah, I would do it. 578 00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:15,800 To me, it used to be. I mean back when I was 579 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:19,760 a comedian many years ago. I would I would go hang out at the 580 00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:22,679 improv like every night. It was not a fun thing to me because I 581 00:40:22,679 --> 00:40:24,760 would just pop into the room to see who I wanted to see leave, 582 00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:28,760 or if I was working, I was seeing the show. I would watch 583 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,280 the shows like every night because you'd have to make sure you see who's doing 584 00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:35,840 what jokes. I don't like repeat any of the same premises. But then 585 00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:39,239 it's been so many years that I could see like really enjoying it. Yeah, 586 00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:43,239 now enjoying it. Yeah, it's been enough time away. Yeah, 587 00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,760 yeah, it would be fun again. Yeah. It's just an interesting story 588 00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:52,880 because Mitzi Shure she getting a divorce in the seventies and it was Ciro's Nightclub, 589 00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:58,320 which was you know, like where like Sammy Davis Junior and Dean Martin 590 00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:02,159 and all the celebs, and then there was like a little room for comedy 591 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:07,559 and that's her husband, Sammy Shore started I guess and then you'll see. 592 00:41:07,639 --> 00:41:12,639 But they got divorced and it was a bitter divorce and she said, I 593 00:41:12,679 --> 00:41:15,119 don't want any of your money. I just want the store. I just 594 00:41:15,119 --> 00:41:17,719 want the comedy Store. And then they built out and it became, you 595 00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:22,440 know, it became what it became. Did they talk about it being hunted? 596 00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:25,800 Yes, okay, I'm halfway through. I still have like two more 597 00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:30,000 episodes to watch. But like it starts off with like, hey sawy on 598 00:41:30,079 --> 00:41:32,960 Johnny Carson last Night. I think it's like the name of the first episode 599 00:41:34,039 --> 00:41:38,599 because like how Johnny Carson the Tonight Show was so connected to the Comedy Store. 600 00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:42,679 He talked about it all the time, and he would have comedians on 601 00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:45,360 and and then of course if you got the call to sit on the couch. 602 00:41:45,199 --> 00:41:47,679 Yeah, I can't believe I did. I was on the Johnny Carson 603 00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:52,159 Show. It's a mighty at Carson art player. You believe that? That 604 00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:55,760 is so crazy? Isn't that crazy? See clips of I need to find 605 00:41:55,800 --> 00:42:01,679 that episode. I know the guests were it was lufering know um Tony Randall 606 00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:10,000 and Melissa um Ethyridge or not Ethridge Melissa, she was a singer, um 607 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:16,239 Melissa Melissa. Oh you'll light of fire in the morning. Melisa Manchester. 608 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:20,800 Thank you, You're welcome. There you go ding ding ding ding ding. 609 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:22,679 But yeah, you'll love it. It's a great doc. Okay, I'm 610 00:42:22,679 --> 00:42:27,679 gonna watch it tonight. I'll report back next week. Comedians are fucking nuts. 611 00:42:28,159 --> 00:42:31,719 They really are they They're nuts. Speaking of fucking nuts, let's let's 612 00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:37,119 do a shout out to our Patreon. Okay, our fabulous Patreon fifty dollars 613 00:42:37,119 --> 00:42:39,679 subscribers. We have a new one. We do. Yes. Her name 614 00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:44,039 is Maren, which I love that name, and she her husband. 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