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That's how we spread the word about the pirate ship. Oh, Halloween
and parties and all kinds of things going on this weekend. Uh, you
were at Stephanie's party. I did not go Stephanie. I had a party
and he had a party and it was it was a blast. She's got
some great you know, some great people. Had a lot of fun.
This was in a great neighborhood. Man. Yeah, there's some that's a
neighborhoods. Some cranapple juice and those frigerators. That's a nice neighborhood. Great
boyfriend. Her boyfriend's a great guy, Mike. We had a lot of
fun. We had a lot of fun. I to leave early out of
migraine, but we had a blast. Kevin was there, his wife was
there, My wife was there, and uh, we had a good time.
It's a weird thing when you see people drunk in a costume. Yeah,
you know what I mean, Like, you've never been a Halloween fan.
I'm not a Halloween fan either. My wife that's her favorite holiday.
Me it's my least favorite. Hell, it's a funny thing because you went
as Wayne and Guarth, Wayne and Garth and your wife, which is the
second time I've got Gone is Wayne in my lifetime. When I was thirteen,
I went to his Wayne because Wayne's World came out around that time.
Okay, okay, but now I had a Garth to go with. My
wife goes this is the greatest costume ever. It's so easy. We just
get wigs, yeah, like yeah, in a hat. Yeah. I
don't know. Some people really put a lot into their costumes. Oh they
do. You know, there's a lot of like a lot of thought and
stuff, and you sort of admire that. Like, uh, I always
thought one of the funniest couple's costumes was the chick who's got the headlights on
her on her breast and the guys like the deer in the headlights. I've
seen that. Yeah, I would do that with somebody, But I don't
know. How do you handle it if you're if you're into Halloween and your
significant other isn't. I mean, how do you you kind of have to
go along to compromise. I don't really have a choice. So that when
we Beth and I first started dating, like she made me not a costume
but kind of like a hat which made me look like a lion, and
she dressed up as a lion tamer on the circus. And let me tell
you something, she looked fantastic. Yeah, she looked fantastic. You look
like a dope. Oh yeah, and you're like a guy I'm not gonna
say what it is, a guy who's a drummer in a local band throw
a beer can and he goes, what the eff are you doing? A
yeah, because you looks like you're totally whipped. But I'm not a big
hollow. But she just took she gave me credit for even like going along
with it and doing okay, okay, so that was like a baby stuck.
Now, that's a very good thing that you just said, yes,
that she gave me credit for going along with him, Because my question would
be, do you sort of hint hey, I'm only doing this just for
you, Like I'm only doing this because you're really into Halloween. That's how
much I care and love you, you know, or and in a way,
I mean, I like to think people don't do this, but we're
human. Do you kind of hold it over their head? Or is it
just what you do in a relationship When I say hold it over their head?
Kind of like if there's something you want to do that she's not so
into, but you don't want to go alone, Like let's say a concert,
a band something like that, you know, do you kind of go,
well, hey, I did that stupid Halloween thing. Now I've never
done that, and she and she does a lot of stuff like I never
thought that a woman who'd never watched football in her life would watch football automatically
now with me, right? You know that's why like during baseball season,
I love my Yanks, but if I really want to watch the Yanks,
I pull up my laptop, put it in your piece and watch. Because
I'm not gonna subject her to one hundred and sixty two game. I don't
watch one hundred sixty two Yankee games. But I mean, I guess she
she gives up her Sunday for football on football seat during football season. So
I came in here Thursday nightem watch. Oh yeah, like she loves watching
the Bills. Now, she loves it. She doesn't understand it all quite
but she gets most of it. But at the same time like to subject
her to like other sports. For me, that would be torture. I
would never do that. So it's like, you know, but marriage is
all about compromise and stuff. And she takes an interest in my stuff,
and I take an interest in some of hers. I don't quite understand it.
She doesn't quite understand some of the stuff I do understand about hers.
That's what I don't get. The love for Halloween, like or just in
general. It's not just her. It's a lot of people love this this
holiday. Like I. I have a lot of reasons I don't like Halloween.
I've explained those to her. When you have to do something like so,
I I just told myself, I'm dressing up to go out to a
costume party. Yes, four days before Halloween. Okay, But do you
when when you're in that headspace when you realize I'm doing something I don't want
to do but I'm gonna do it anyway, how do you go so you're
not because I would always be this is this is where I would fall down
in a relationship in that I didn't want to do it, and I'd be
uncomfortable and I'd be quiet. And sometimes when you're quiet, it's seen as
standoffish, even if you weren't thinking your standoffice, you're just quiet because you
don't feel like yourself, and so that becomes an issue then because then then
the like the fight's on. I asked you to come with me, that
kind of stuff. But do you find it in your head a way to
make it fun, because you can, Yes, you can go there.
I find a way to make it hell And well last night it helped because
Stephanie's awesome, but her boyfriend's great and just great people. So that's the
first thing that made it really easy. All of a sudden, it's like
you're no longer in costume anymore. Now you're just talking with adults, right,
other adults that you don't normally talk to her me. The other thing
too, is that you know they have it. She had instruments downstairs to
play around with. Well, that's I played a band, so that was
cool. So you kind of forget you're even in costume. You know,
it's it's kind of funny you kind of forge. Everybody else is in costume
as well. Yeah, I mean, for the for the most part,
everybody else is in some kind of costume. Yeah, anybody get anybody embarrassed
themselves and maybe it's better that they're in costume because the next time you see
him, you may not recognize them. I think one person may have and
may have realized it. Yeah, that's always nothing specific, but just subtle
little things over time where everybody's like, uh okay, okay, yeah,
you know, like well, you know, people pair off and start talking.
It circles. Hey, what's with they were all talking about the same
person. Yeah, pretty much. It's awesome. Pretty much, you know,
it's great. But yeah, they were like some there's just one couple
there. They're dressed up as Morticia and Gomez Adams. I did see a
picture between the two of them. They have five kids. I'm like,
so, who's watching them? You know, like they had to get home
early and you know, but I mean it was it was cool. It
was cool. One guy dressed up literally as a party pooper where he's got
this inflatable Oh he was the guy in the toilet. Yes, so I
like that. The party in his day was dressed up as a pink creoleic
yes, which I didn't understand that. Well, he has the like okay,
so yeah, I I din't get it either, but okay, your
dressed as a cran that's cool. Yea. So it's inflatable, right,
but the pump is down below where you're near your legs. Okay, so
she he goes, can you pump me up? So she goes under to
pop them up, and all of a sudden, Kevin brings up, Hey,
look, somebody's good blump gun because the guy, the party pooper is
literally like standing sitting out a toilet. Yes, that's right, that's the
costume, right, So he goes he got the plumpkin. I'm like,
oh, thank god the music's blared because I don't want anybody else to hear
this, and I'm sure everybody would have had a good truckle out of it.
Yeah. So but like, yeah, you have to really like kind
of you don't want to be the the douchebag at the party. You're well,
he's like, now, I have been that person over times in different
places where I just didn't feel comfortable and everybody's like what was wrong with them
was wrong with them because normally see that when you're usually gregarious or funny or
whatever, and people notice that, and then when you're not, they really
noticed, and so now it's you're in a bad mood. So you put
it in and you're meeting people for the first time, and you don't want
their last thing to be the guy's I was terrible. I mean I I
I even had like when there were people that would come to my house that
I didn't really want there. I could make it like so uncomfortable, and
I would try to fight it, but I couldn't, and then if I
if I left, it becomes an inner game with you. It's bad.
It's bad. It's a thing because your brother seems like somebody would do the
same thing. But it might maybe maybe it is, but I'm I even
remember like, uh oh, I remember people coming up to me going,
hey, you're making me really uncomfortable. Oh wow, there's everything okay,
yeah, and I'd be like, no, everything's fine, but it's just
like it's almost like this energy aura that comes off you that's like, fuck
you, it's terrible. It's a terrible way. Now I have worked very
hard to not you that way. Anymore. And the other thing is you
got to realize. And I would just say, this is a bit of
advice. If you're going somewhere with your significant other that you don't really want
to go to, try to find the things that you like about it something,
even if it's just as general as possible. I get to spend time
with them, right, Yeah, we should like spending time with her.
See if you can go there, you can get past all that stuff.
You really can. But I don't know. I was. I was not
very good at that at times. Well what was cool is like I love
the movie Wayne's World. I haven't watched it a long time, but it's
a funny movie. It's the one that you drop a lot of lines from
every once in a while. So it was like, and it was an
easy costume. And my wife said, oh, my gosh, because she
likes to make her costumes. H huh. Because she's a seamstress and all
that stuff. She does a lot of sewing and stuff she made, so
she was like, oh my gosh, this is the easiest costume ever.
Why don't we just do this every year? I go go as Wayne and
guard well something like that. In other words, just put on a wig
and make it easy. Like I had a Fisher football game too announce right,
and then like afterwards, I'm like I just relax. I throw in
a black T shirt, wig hat. Yeah done, like I didn't have
to worry about anything else. Yeah, you know where some people were like
spending like months on their costume. Yes, yes, there are some very
elaborate people going to a big costumes. My favorite throw is at a costume
like college, at a costume contest where a guy who's who just happens to
look like David Bowie but it's just there to watch a football game or something,
and they go or somebody like Kevin said one year he went as an
undercover cop and won the contest because he was just being himself. You know,
like that's always all these people try so hard to win the contest and
there's a regular guy who just looks like, you know, oh, Matthew
Perry and then Ah Chandler from Friends. When's the contest. Well, I'm
just here to drink a beer, not anymore in a hot top and drowned.
Well we will get into a little bit of that later on. You
know, Halloween was always a big deal and now you have niece's nephews.
Yes, in school. And I actually went back and watched a video I
had on my YouTube channel from when my now twenty one year old son was
in first grade. There was like his first parade and he was at Dracula
and he goes, yeah, me and Anthony or Draculas, they're all dressed
up. Now. A school in New Jersey, though, canceled Halloween this
year. Some parents in a New Jersey town are saying a new school rule
is more of a trick than a treat after the district canceled Halloween celebrations.
Foxes Richard Giakov is hearing from parents and in the reason behind the district's decision.
Okay, they canceled Halloween. Why do you think they canceled Halloween?
I want to say, because not everybody can afford a costume. Okay,
all right, that's a good. That's a very good. That's that would
be good. Would you be okay with that? If they said, hey,
we're just going to do it because we don't want to make any kids
feel like, you know, if their parents can't afford a costume. I
understand it. Let's put that way. Understand it Okay, all right,
Halloween is just one week away, and as ghoulish as one New Jersey town
is with their home decor, the kids who go to school here are being
told not to celebrate in the classroom. Very bad. I don't like it.
The Halloween culture were erupted when parents Halloween culture war. It's received a
letter earlier this month from the South Orange Maplewood School District superintendent, who revealed
that there will be no themed Halloween events during school hours on October thirty first,
nor should students wear costumes. It would be nice if they got to
dress up and do it in school and you know, enjoy each other's costumes.
The Essex County District cites a number of reasons, including equity along with
indirect and unintentional hardships. Okay, so to your point, indirect and unintentional
hardships. I don't love it, but I understand, which would prevent some
families from buying Halloween costumes. The district also claims that celebrating Halloween violates the
dignity of students. Dignity of students they're culturally or for religious reasons, but
there are parents who say they align with the district's decision. For me,
it was okay that they chose to make it more. I don't know open
to others that also don't possibly celebate Halloween. There have been at least eight
schools and districts in the Garden State that have canceled Halloween celebrations in the past
decade, all for similar reasons. I don't think the kids should be able
to go outside and have fun and just enjoy themselves, that's all. I
think. The reason why they don't want to do it is because it makes
some other kids feel uncomfortable, and the school is, I think, for
the most part, all about inclusions, so I don't think it's really a
problem. The South Orange Maplewood School District now joined SETH Boyden Elementary School,
which is in the same district, But this school stops celebrating Halloween back in
twenty fifteen. They've now pivoted to fall festival activities, including pumpkin picking and
decorating, and that seems to be the new Themeter say, this building dressed
up a kid for Halloween is a pain in the ass. Is just a
pain in the ass, and especially like I look back thankfully. Jordan's mom
did his makeup for drect but he was all made up and everything, and
I go, it's a pain in the ass. And the kids aren't paying
attention in school. They're distracted by all the stupid costumes all day long.
Do that on your own time. This is school time. We need to
learn. Yes, we're behind the rest of the world. Does everything have
to be fun? We always have that fun. It's America, Billy.
It's funny because when I was in So it still blows my wife's mudd.
You're gonna be free basing Nestle's all day long, high sugar, Yes,
smarties. Did you have the kid in school that's like broken around in stupid
costumes? Did you have the kids school who like took pixie dust or his
starts like taking smarty smashes and trying to start them like ocaine? Of course
it got four days, oss, I don't remember that. But yes,
So you went to a small school. So my school k through twelve.
It still blows my wife away. She goes, Hey, show me where
you went to school. I go, okay, to go up the hill.
I go there it is. She goes, where'd you go? Well,
where'd you go to elementary? School. Oh, it's the same school.
She wait, wait you went to a school K through twelve school?
I go, yeah, one building, one building. I can't believe that.
So the rule was if you were in kindergarten, first or second grade
or third grade, you could dress up. Or if you were a senior,
yes, And there was a list, a laundry list of things you
could not dress as, like a pregnant nun. You couldn't have shotguns,
you couldn't have like, you know, a wounds, but you could.
So we dressed up as teachers, other teachers in school and it was a
hit. Yeah, but like what would happen is the seniors got to on
their study hall, go to the elementary school and parade. Yes, right,
and that's and that was. It was pretty much understood. Hey,
when you're a senior, you could do this when you're a little kid,
we understand. But from grades four through eleven, come on. I think
it was the same thing for us too. But in my kids, they
always had a parade, and I used to like to go out every year
they were in there and they prayed around and they did the costumes. There
was no big deal. I think there are some really I think Jehovah Witness.
They don't celebrate the anty acknowledge it. Yeah, they don't acknowledge Halloween.
My churches, they don't. They don't want to acknowledge Halloween. Okay,
so what if they reversed it a little bit and said to the kid,
Look, it's been a long standing tradition. Majority of the kids rules.
Majority the kids stress up for Halloween. If you're if they're not comfortable,
you can keep your kid home. There's nobody learning that day anyway.
They're not. They're all they're waiting for the night. They're excited. They
can't wait to show their costume, all this stupid stuff. So yes,
and they're thinking about tonight. And when they're so, tell them you stay
home and we won't count it against your kid, We won't mark them as
absent. You know, it hurts us a little bit because we don't get
it's determined. I have no idea the us. But here's my question that
I always thought of, as we get more inclusive. Now, okay,
and we try to include everybody and I and here come the holidays, and
they now refer to it as the holiday concert and different things like that.
Fine, okay, but What about all the years that we didn't do that
in my school? I think for many years it was the Christmas concert and
you had a Christmas tree. What about the Jewish kids? Right? Nobody
cares? That's why Adam Sandler famously wrote, I know, but nobody cared
about the Jews. Nobody cared. Nobody still doesn't care. I don't think
in the world they still don't care. I don't think. I went to
school in K through twelve. I was in the name school Jewish, no
one Jewish. We had a Jewish kid, well, the superintendent of the
school district was Jewish and his kid was in my class. But the more
I thought about it, I go I had a superintendent who was Jewish too,
which like they were the only person who was Jewish was super intendent.
All the inclusion stuff we did, but we never cared enough. I don't
think I ever saw maybe I don't remember a manora anywhere, Yeah, to
symbolize anything. Yeah, like we just like they just didn't care. They
just put it up and nobody really complained. And I guess over time things
started to win maybe more. I don't know. What about somebody who was
raised Buddhist who didn't you know, they didn't believe this. But now I
guess it's fine. I have no problem with it. I love when people
get up. I'm gonna still say Mary Kritas and say Mary Christmas. Who
cares. That's fine. I'm not gonna be offended by that. If someone
said it to me, and I wasn't think it would be a nice salutation.
I like people being nice. You want to be nice, be nice,
that's fine. I don't give a shit. But it's so funny to
me that I thought back, I go, man, I do not remember
anything, and I always go, I wonder what Josh Golden that was a
kid's name. No, not how he felt if you felt left out.
Now, I do remember Josh telling us about Hankikah and and different things he
got for Hannikh, and I remember being kind of jealous because he got like
all these kids crazy days. He got all these gifts, and he's got
some cool stuff because there's other Jewish people who wait, I wait for this
one day he got eight. I go, this is what's not any And
then you get to Christmas? Right, dad, that's four? Where's number
five? Wait? Wait, that's it? That's it? Yeah, I
mean it's and then there's Jewish people who don't celebrate or acknowledge Hanikah. Yeah,
because it's not it's not a real it's I don't want to say it's
not a real holiday, but it's not. There wasn't mentioned in the Torah,
or then again, neither were bar mitz was or batmtsvas. But at
the point is it's not like real kapor or rochestershana. You know, the
Halloween is largely an American holiday. Yes, in South American too, it's
holiday. Yeah, right, so it's fine, i'd look, but then
people go like, as a Christian, you should you shouldn't be doing that
because you're worshiping the devil. I'm like, I'm not worshiping the devil,
but I'll tell you what I won't. And I hate Halloween for a lot
of reasons, and that's part of it. But I go, it's part
of it for real for you, because it's like it's like it's acknowledging like
the Devil's Day. But here's the weird thing. The rest of the world
doesn't celebrate this number one, So it's just the American devil, right.
Number two. Easter and Christmas are both pagan holidays that have been married.
First of all, the Bible, the New Testament, only in two of
the four Gospels do they talk about Jesus' birth. Okay, so even the
Bible was like, yeah, you could have this one too. I mean,
we don't need we don't need a holiday for this. And then Easter
it's the resurrection, but they call it all right, let's call it Easter,
right because the Pagans are calling, so let's combine the two holidays.
I mean, so you're kind of sharing, you know, your faith based
holidays with pagans. Yes, yes, So it's like, it's all it's
I go to me, it's all American. I just say Halloween because it's
a pain in the ass. Okay, Well, the thing is like,
at this point to me, there's no real meaning behind any it's the of
evil and if it's people having fun and no one's getting hurt, and most
of it comes out of a love and togetherness. And that's how it's fine.
I have no play last night. We had a good time. Yeah,
but I wouldn't even care if the school said, hey, we don't
want to we do want to have can't afford costumes and by the way,
we got some I think I talked to somebody who does work in the school
district. Every year they get a complaint from some parent that hey, this
is my kid. Doesn't you know, bob participate, blah blah blah,
we don't practice this is and it you know, And okay, I mean,
what do you do. It's a public school. I don't know.
Yeah, no, I guess by the way, you want to go,
oh, come on. But I will say this. I believe that there
are parents who privately lobby of the school saying, oh, hey, this
freaking holiday. Oh yeah, just don't please, could you pass a rule?
Everybody knows somebody in the school board could just like illuminate this stupid day.
I had a teacher name I had a teacher in first and second grade
named missus Becker. Was a multi age group, and she goes, Okay,
no one's bringing costumes. We're gonna make our own. We're gonna get
a paper paper bag and we're gonna you're gonna draw your own animal or whatever
you want, cut eyes out, and that's what we're gonna dress. Ass.
So nobody was excluded. Everyone in the class did the same thing.
I thought that was kind of cool. All right, I'll say this,
if you're a single guy, there is one costume I've never seen anybody do
that. Everyone should do a single costume. There is one. If you're
a single guy, there is a costume that nobody ever does. And if
you really like, you know, if you want to pick up some chicks,
I think this would work. All right, hold that thought. Okay,
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going to Hell because you celebrated Halloween. Buddy. People have asked me to
sing this song and I've refused every time. Yeah really, oh yeah,
I love it. Side Supposedly Bot Scott wrote this song about going on tour.
Yeah. Probably then it was Hell the Highway to Hell, you know,
and all his friends were going to be there too. But people don't
say about it like that. They say like, we're all going to Hell.
It's gonna be one big party. I urge you to read about Hell
ain't gonna be a party. You won't be alone, but it's a lonely
places and it's hot. I don't believe any of that. By the way,
the devil doesn't live in Hell. He will be one, he will
one day, but he doesn't live there. A lot of people think that
he lives in Hell. He doesn't. That's that's that's that job. I'm
just telling you what I know, Billy, it's my job. Well tell
me what you know. You said he had a costume. Mind you,
if you're a single guy, what should single guys do that You've never seen.
So I've told guys at Fisher this for years. When I announced football
games, it's always a Saturday before Halloween. I tell him this is the
perfect costume. It's right around the corner. He knows when you're sleeping,
he knows when you're awake, he knows when you've been better. Good supposed
to go with Santa Claus. Santa Claus. And then you have girls sitting
in your lap, and of course you just sit in the chair at the
bar. You know what, ladies coming. Let me let me tell you
something. God, billy, you go on the highway to Hell. You're
going to Hell? Oh you could? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you're encouraging people. You Christian Dan downless, you're saved. That's
long would take it. You might if you're single, you find a nice,
good girl. You know. It's not the rock with that. But
it's a great idea. Well nobody does it. That's my thing. It's
like I think it's I'll tell you what in twenty twenty three. It's almost
a creepy idea. No, it's a creepy idea because who wants to do
anything anymore? I wouldn't want to do something where I mean, yeah,
anything can be taken. Like let's say the girls comes and sits in your
lap. I didn't want to do that. She Let's say she had a
couple of cocktails and she starts to slide off your lap and you go to
grab her and your hand hits a certain place, and I mean, i'd
be of I don't know, but could that be like any costume? Yeah,
yes, said anything? Yes, probably. I mean about Halloween.
Halloween weekend is the weekend where Welloween, all these women dress up like it's
an excuse to dress like a sluts. I love it, Okay, I
loved it. So I loved it. I'm not saying that they're invited at
none of that. Last night. It was adults. Yeah, it was
an adult but I remember going when I worked Diamonds and I had Halloween stuff
and the outfits and stuff. There were some that were like I didn't know
where to look. Oh yeah, it was kind of I was like,
God, damn so and then the alcohol will be flowing. And then the
eighties, so there was a station that you and I was affiliated with,
the station that you, you and I used to work at, and they
used to have this like Halloween party every year, right for adults, right,
like a singles mingle and my wife at the time, my ex wife
goes, I would really like to go to that. I'm like you,
okay, So I get tickets to go and we go. And of course
there's a lot of women who are dressed up or down depending on you look
at it. Yeah, and you can't avoid looking at it. It's everywhere
you get yelled at. I got yelled at about eighteen times. What are
you looking at that for? What are you looking at that for? I
go, they walked by, they're in my field of vision. Are you
that insecure? It was like she almost like set me up to yell at
me. Yeah, based on her own insecurity. Well, that and the
fact that sometimes the person that's always accusing you of doing something is probably doing
it themselves. Guess what she wants. Yeah, I know, I know.
I feel bad for you. I don't feel bad. Nah, I
do I feel bad. I feel bad. She did me a favor,
right, It's just that it ever had to get so they had to get
to that point. Point is kind of sad. Anyway, gut marry my
current wife sooner? Yeah, I mean that that would be one thing we
weren't, but we wouldn't be the same people. Nah, you learn,
you live, and you learn, you evolve, You evolve, you evolve.
Life teaches you you evolved, and you never get it wrong and you
never get it done. You're an eternal being. Your energy, You're gonna
go on for it. But that's Santa thing though. I think you're right
though about the met too. S I guess thing now, I wouldn't.
I wouldn't. I would not like. So they show the pictures, show
the pictures in court, and he's dressed up satah with like okay, and
then that circu gets up there to the fed. The guy goes, wait
a minute, these are pictures from Christmas of people sitting on Santa's lap.
What's the different? I know, but here, here's here's my thing.
If you said that to one of my sons, I'd be like, do
not, do not, do not, don't do it. You want to
reach into my sack and get a goodie. No. I didn't say that,
No, No, I'm just like, you know somebody would do that.
I'm just of course, and my only thing is nowadays, look,
I like to think people would be cool and get the joke and no big
deal I saw. I went to I'm not a big Halloween guy, but
somebody I went to college with had invited me to their Halloween party in the
past couple of years. I don't think they had it this year. And
either that alorad didn't make the cut. But I went. And so one
year I went to a Superman really looks so uncomforted last year. Let's not
calling Judie Schuberts. In time, it will be okay. So I went
as Superman. I went so I with the button up shirt and the tie
shirt. No, with the shirt, but I had the Superman T shirt
under underneath the jacket and it was fine that way. I'm not that dressed
up. It was perfectly fine. And then h the the general manager of
the radio station, come down, rub your chest afterward. No, no,
this was not okay. So then I went and one year I went
to what is the Halloween Spirit whatever that story is Halloween, and I go
in there and I see a costume that's a skeleton, but then it has
the skeleton with a boner. Right. The skeleton's got a slung like an
arm that shoots up, right, And I thought about it because I go
it be funny and with the guys I went to college with, it would
work. It's me, it's me, and I'm like, man, I'm
not doing it. Son of a bitch. Didn't somebody? But I'm going,
I don't know that I would do it now. Now, most of
these people didn't care. They were married. He came with his wife that
he's doing it. I'm not married, they know, right, or you
know I'm legally separated, depends on what you're but I'm not with my wife,
right. That would make me creepy. That would make me creepy.
And I'm not putting myself in positions to have that done. And I'm just
saying yeah, in twenty twenty three, be careful. There's also a certain
threshold, whether it's age or looks, that women arbitrarily used to define you
as a creep. Whether you do anything or not. Okay, if you're
cute, it's okay. If you're creepy, or if you're sorry, if
you're old, or if you're not as cute or maybe not cute at all,
you're a creep, right. And it's this arbitrary scale based on the
beholder, who is the lady of course, dictating terms that's right, or
the amount of money that she finds out you having your bank account. That
could also lead to a suit for no one could it could look I'm not
saying that. I'm sorry, I suggested. I don't want to overstep and
say like this is the thing. I'm just saying, Hey, I would
just err on the side of caution a little bit with those things. And
it seems like it's less fun I mean, the Santa one could be kind
of funny, but at the same time, you just never know. You
just never know, and why even open yourself up to this? Damn Barolo
said, I'm bilified to do it, all right, Speaking of Dan Brilla,
West Virginia and the University of Central Florida met in a football game and
there was a wild pick like the receiver went up. I think it hit
his hands, hit his chest, he went to the ground. It bounces
off his knee, then his leg, and then it goes up in the
air and it's intercepted. This is the announcer. People are wondering, what
did this person say. I think what we hear and what he said are
similar words what people are saying. He said, It's not I don't think,
but listen to this bounce. Virtually any sport he wants hasn't had an
incompletion today, and there's his first hit to pick off. How about that
ball is picked up by Pennie Bishop. What a fucking interception that was off
the hands him, off the feet and into the arms. Okay, all
right, all right, now you think he said fucking interceptions? What a
fucking interception was because it literally bounced all off this kid's body as he went
to the ground and the defenders right there and just grabbed it and went so
I can understand. I don't think he said fucking Okay, And the more
and more I listened to it, people kept saying, no, he said
freaking. He did not say freaking, He did not sound. But listen
again, Boston, Virtually any support he wants, pluplated prole hasn't had an
incompletion today, and there's his first hit to pick off. How about that
ball and picked up by Boenie Bishop. What a fucking interception? I hear,
funny interception, That's what I hear. I hear the word funky because
it is it's a funky interception. I don't hear fucking I've listened to this
a million times. Maybe it's powerful suggestion in my head because I don't think
he would say it. I can understand if I were in the room,
or if I were in the booth next to this guy, my head would
have snapped around so fast, like, bro, what did you just say?
Again? I don't I think he said funky because that and you don't
want to know why, because that's the word I use. Okay, man,
this some funky shit you got going on. Virtually any sport he wants.
It hasn't had an incompletion today, and there's just fars it to pick
off. Paul picked up by Putie Bishop. What a fucking interception that was?
Okay, I don't hear fucking. I hear funky interception. That was
the first time you hear it. I know, the first time you hear.
But when I say funky, listen, I don't want to keep playing
it over and over. But if you go in there, I hear more
fu and ck, then I hear f uck. But either way, you
probably should be one you stay away from. So there's never a question.
Again, it is twenty twenty three. People will have to help this poor
guy didn't lose his job. Well, look the Baltimore Orioles guy for speaking
out earlier this year about oh that was because like Peter Angel is just a
douche better I understand, but I'm just saying, who knows what? Who's
got the power? Now? You do as you said Fisher games. Have
you ever had a moment like that? I actually got accused of swearing on
a microphone? Which did and how did you prove you didn't? It was
easy. Norm Kiefer said, dance not even up here right now? He's
actually, it's halftime. So what happened was they were doing like a raffle
or something at the half. It was homecoming. There was stuff going on
and the microphone, somebody's microphone was on. It may have been an officials,
I don't know, and somebody was swearing and the ad calls up to
Norman goes, tell Barello to stop swearing. We can hear him over the
mike. Us dance not here, dance in the bathroom. It's halftime.
He's like, oh, well, then who's swearing? He goes, I
don't know there's a ref an open mic on because I heard it too,
But like we oh, so that's great. Yeah, but can you understand
why they would think it was you? Though? Does that make not?
Oh? Yeah, that not you know, like they can hear swearing where
it wouldn't be coming from the booth logically there was the loudest guy in the
room always man usually yes, that's my wife. Yeah, so I mean,
but yeah, I mean, I got but I've never had that issue.
No, I've never had that issue. You know, we have a
rule like in the in the press box you can't you can't swear period because
there's broadcast going on and there's also a stream. There was one time where
I got in trouble for this is no joke during a field hockey game,
right, He go, could you do PA for the season opener for field
hockey? It's it's easy work. I'm like, yeah, sure, I'll
go because there's only like one one goal scored a game, right, So
you just kind of hang out. I'm on my laptop doing work whatever.
Right. The baseball coach comes up. Baseball coach and our friends, the
Bills were about to play the Rams. This is like about a year ago.
Yeah, on Thursday night football. He goes, I think the Bills
suck man, I think don't gonna get killed by the Rams because I don't
think it's their year. I think McDermott sucks. I think Alan was this
the kickoff to the season. This is a season open, This is a
season opener. Now there's a stream going on. There's no broadcast. It's
just you're just taping a live stream and people could just like, you know,
watch it, but they can't. There's no commentary. Well they hear
this coach and I talking and go, well, I go, I don't
think it's gonna be as easy a here as people think. I go,
they got this thing, And all of a sudden, somebody's watching the game
was a former employee of the school calls the athletic director, who then calls
the s I D who then calls me and says, hey, you guys,
gotta shut up up there. You're talking about the bills and they can
hear you over the stream. I go, what eight people during the field
hockey? It doesn't it doesn't matter. And I can understand and you can
too. And that thing that was no one I got jump into it.
Never me. I'm always playing for everything and I didn't do anything. You
were that guy you were, You were that guy that always but yeah,
how Tyrod Taylor, like today he got hurt. He always gets hurt.
I'm always the guy who ends up like Kirk Cousins. Kirk Cousins for the
season. Some people think his career is over. I don't know about that.
But he's he looked all bit. That looked awful. He could see
the Achilles slide up and down his calf. God, and he had such
a great game Monday night last week. Right, you had such a great
game. They have the like the rug pulled out from under him with pt
just that's awful because he started like is he coming into it now? He
finally got it. But yeah, yeah, I am that guy like bad
luck sometimes follows well that time that you four in the studio, Okay,
Okay, I was just gonna get to that. Okay, I was just
gonna get to ok because you said that when you do the Fisher games,
no swearing in there. That really should be the rule. It just should
be some decorum and stuff. I got in trouble because I got pissed off
and I went, it's a fucking rap song, It's what I said,
and it went over the air. You hit delay. I thought I hit
delay. They wound up but okay, well, well we both had delay.
But I'll save my thing. But my agent at the time, why
I wound up calling for whatever reason, and he just or maybe he called
maybe he called me because he found out about it. I think that's what
it was. And because I would always get the warning call from his people
saying, hey, Paul wants to talk to you or whatever whatever time,
because he was West coast, and I'd be like, all right, yeah,
we can do that, and he and then or I would get the
I have Paul Anderson on the hold for you, I guess. So he
just starts yelling at me. Why would you swear in front of an open
microphone? Why would you ever do that? Ever at all? Ever?
Well, welcome to the fucking internet. Uh now, I'm kidding, but
I'm saying that now, which, by the way, like you and Tommy
would swear a tawn yes, And I always caught it, Like if you
if there were a thousands swear words, I caught all one thousand of them.
It just happened that the it didn't work that time, no, I
know, and I got suspended. You got suspens I guess Brown, I
never got this matter. The thing that was terrible it was that nobody complained
and so therefore, how was your audience offended? But it is a violation
of the rule. And you kind of I'll say this about everything. You
have a problem with an organization's rules that you belong to, well you kind
of agree to them by walking in the door. So if you don't want
to play by those rules, leave the organization. I agreed to play by
the rules by sitting there, so therefore I broke them. I I did
have to, you know, take a hit because potentially there could be an
astronomical find for the radio station right that. Nowadays I think they I think
some companies put it right on to you, like it's on your you've got
to pay it. Yeah, well yeah exactly. So nobody wants that.
So the point is, if you're going to be doing you know, FCC
style stuff, well don't do it. But that that was the thing.
I still think this kid said funky from parents. Whoops. I mean,
I don't think virtually any support he wants had an incomplete you today. And
there's his parting to pick off Paul picked up by Beautie Bishop. What a
fucking interception. It's funky interception. Here's I never heard the fucking interception.
Hey take it. I'm gonna take it to the train of the train of
thought of an announcer. Okay, because I've done I've done play by play
before. Okay, if he really was going to swear, he would have
swear that thing picked off. Yes, at that instant, he's like he
had time to think about it. He wouldn't have said, what a fing
intercepts? It was funky. It was a weird one, bounced all over
this receiver's body, off his leg, up into the air, and the
defender grabbed it right. The kid bobbled the ball, but it bobbled off.
What a funky interception that was. Because a lot of times you ever
watch a foot So wherever you read, I'm sorry to interrupt you, but
wherever you read that, this guy said freaking because everybody's he said freaking.
No, he didn't. He said funky, funky did and he did not
say fing. And I hope this get like camp for this. There was
one time. You know John Feinstein, he was a writer. He wrote
the books about Bobby Knight and stuff. Okay, so he's an Army announcer
and about ten years ago, no, actually longer that, fifteen years ago,
he said, what an efic joke about the rest or something like that
on the air, and he resigned and Army said, we will not accept
your letter of resignation. Good, we agree, Yeah, and he kept
on doing games because like they're like, it was what they call fleeting exploitive.
It was in the Mormons. It wasn't to tittle a it wasn't to
draw. It wasn't like, you know, Jimmy Schubert trying to make get
people to laugh. Okay, it was like literally, you know that's intentional.
This was just in the course of conversation, right, you know,
but how many I mean, I think we've deluded some of these words.
They're not as you know, toxic, as grotesque as they used to be.
Oh yeah, They're just not like the word dick, right yeah,
okay, like you're a dick, Like okay, if it was really that,
I mean, and they used to tell us, well you could call
someone a dick. Can't talk about penis? Where did we get the term
from? Like dick, tracy, what are you talking? It didn't matter.
It's just such an arbitrary. It's all ridiculous. It's it's all ridiculous.
Y's all rules. They're just dumb rules that people make for because they
need to justify having jobs. We will, uh will take a moment,
uh, Matthew Perry. Yeah, yeah, autopsy came don a couple minutes
autopsy being done. Uh, So it'll be a while before we know exactly
what the cause of death was. But from all reports right now that he
drowned in his hot tub. But we'll go through the last couple of posts
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The lady Matthew Perry dead at the age of fifty four. And I'm kind
of I don't mean to sound morbid, and I don't want to be that
person. However, I am rooting that there's some kind of I don't know,
drugging his system that contributed to his death. Contributed. And I only
say that because I'm a simular age and I don't want I don't like seeing
guys die of natural causes. Now we do know that Matthew Perry has had
substance problems for a long time, he told The New York Times. I
think back when he had his memoir that came out, He told The New
York Times last year, I probably spent nine million dollars or something trying to
get sober and using his celebrity of money to help other addicts get better.
During a twenty sixteen BBC radio interview, so that's going back a number of
years, he implied that he didn't really remember three years of work on Friends
between the third and six seasons due to being a little out of it at
the time. So I don't I don't know what. He had been to
rehab multiple times. I mean a lot of times it was like for like
it was for pain addiction, and then it became just like drugs and everything.
I mean, he was think about this when you're twenty four years old
and you're on the biggest show in America, and we had that show for
ten years, and so at thirty four, yes, no matter what,
the biggest show of your career has just ended. Yes, it's like being
an NFL player, Like guess, okay, that's where do you go from
here. That's a great point because I remember, I remember, I remember
seeing the pilot episode, the first episode, the first episode, I remember
where I was, where I was living, who I was with, watching
that show and going that's a great show, and then going into work.
Because there's really a gen x show, yes, and there weren't many gen
X shows that point, and then you had people who were a little bit
older like I don't get it. I don't find it funny. I don't
get it at all. And it went on to be one of the biggest
shows ever. And he was really kind of a a he was a catalyst
in the show. Well, he didn't have a lot in the in the
first episode, he didn't have a lot that he said, but he delivered
like a line I think because you know, Ross is moving back he got
divorced, and he goes, I would give a million dollars or I would
do anything to be married again. And then incomes Rachel and she's you know,
it's raining and she's in a wedding gown and so like like, there's
there's your bride, right, and he I think Matthew Perry's line was like
I'm going to play the lottery. I don't remember what he said, but
it was some kind of joke. But he delivers it so well. He
was so sarcastic, he was so almost smarmy in his delivery was perfect.
It was it was just perfect. So yeah, I'm thinking that there was
probably something going on well, I mean there's stories of but like you shouldn't
drink in hot tubs. Yeah, because it makes you drunker faster too.
You could if you pass out, you could drown. Yeah, well I'm
not saying he did that. Well there, I thought they said he drowned
yesterday. Well, no, that's what they said. I don't know.
I Well there's talk that like did he drown or did he die of a
heart attack and then just sink into the to the water, And that's what
they're trying to figure out. He said, Uh so they I did not
watch, and I have HBO Max, but I've never watched the French reunion.
They did and a lot of people said that it was great and they
loved it and it was you know, a lot of talk. But he
said on the show, I felt like I was gonna die if they didn't
laugh. So when he was delivering these lines, he said, it's not
healthy for sure, but I would sometimes say a line they wouldn't laugh,
and I would sweat and just like go into convulsions. If I didn't get
to laugh I was supposed to get, I would freak out. And he
never shared that with him. Yes, and Lisa Kudrow says, Uh,
he's never told them this before, And there's a level of tenderness and concern
in her voice that speaks volumes about everything he was going through, both during
their series and after, and how worried his real life friends had long been
about him. But he had a he had a bunch of shows. I
think he was on nine on two and Ozer. He was gonna shoot and
kill his father. Okay, he may have been. I remember he was
at that point. He was a young character actor. He was on an
episode of Growing Pains where he played Tracy Gold's boyfriend. Yes, and he
drank. He was the older guy, Yeah and her killed. He drank
and drove. Yes, and it was a message about drunk driving. So
she goes to visit him in the hospital with her parents. Then they come
home and and Mike, who played but played by uh Kirk camera comes out.
He goes, Dad, so and so just died you Boke is a
sick joke. He goes, no, they just called from the hospital.
He had something bleeding internally, and it was like a message don't drink and
drive kids. But he played that part. His life was I was just
driving down the road and his big tree just jumped in front of me.
That was his line, you know. And I think that, like when
you're a character actor you can't get steady work, there's always that fear in
the back of your mind that I'm gonna lose this huge opportunity. Gwyneth Paltrow
posted something where she and he, I guess we're both spent a summer in
the Boston area doing like summer stock or plays or something. He had just
done the pilot for Friends. I was hoping it would get picked up.
She said it was great. He was easy to talk to, funny.
I think they went off and took a hike and maybe made out or did
whatever. And She's like, then, our lives kind of just went different
ways. But I was always happy to see him whenever I did. And
today's a very sad day. It's a weird thing because Friends weren't supposed to
die, you know what I'm saying, Like the Friends, they just that
group. But he I don't think he ever had another nobody from that show
other other than Jennifer Aniston. Yeah again, really took it off. Yeah.
I know that David Schumer had a band of brothers, but he was
just another character on that show. He wasn't a main guy. Well,
I mean he had Mister Sunshine, where he was a widower sports talk show
host, and then he I think Mister sun I think he was a sports
arena manager in Mister Sunshine. Then he was on Go on another sitcom they
tried where he was a widow or in a sports talk show host. Never
heard that one. Then he was Oscar Madison in a revival of The Odd
Couple, The Odd Couple in twenty fifteen, and I did watch a few
episodes of that, and he wasn't bad. It was kind of just him
being him. Uh. Then there was some movie he did where he goes
back in time. I don't know there was. He tried to do a
bunch of stuff, but a West Wing. He was pretty good on West
Wing. He's on there for a while. And then I think they tried
to do another show, an Aaron Sorkin show that just didn't win nowhere called
Studio sixty on the Sunset Strip. I remember that was an NBC show.
Yeah, it never really took off. No, it never really took it.
They put it on Friday nights. Okay, Friday Night is like the
place where TV dies. He used to used to use Friday Saturday nights.
You know, Friday used to be like like must see TV DGIF And then
as people get I don't like, yeah, I don't need to watch TV
on a Friday night. I'm gonna go out, We're gonna go do other
stuff. Like that's why Like if you watch like Channel eight News, like
their main new newscaster, I don't think they do the six o'clock news on
a Friday. What or like I think there's one there's one broadcast team that
they don't have their main their a team on a Friday. It's Sunday through
Thursday. Okay, yeah, it makes sense. It's Sunday through Thursday,
not Friday. Yeah, so yeah that makes sense, that makes perfect sense.
But yeah, I mean that's that's that's too bad for Matthew Perry.
We k dog Kevin here sent me a memecause of course he always does.
And it's frozen to the opening credits, which shows Matthew Perry, right,
and he's in the pool where they're all like getting like or in the fountain
they're all wet and he's spitting out water and it says, just in case,
this reaches you as the opening credits foretold, and it's him spitting out
the water. You know. That's like, bro, I go, what's
the matter? I have sick friends? They go, Okay, yeah,
yeah, I guess I do too now, but but yeah, that's just
that's just awful. Well, Luke Perry with a nine O two one.
Oh, they can't they can't bring back nine to two and oh without you
can't do it without Dylan No, you know he did leave the show at
one point. But uh, yeah, what if Streech died from, like
say, by the bell? So I guess. Matthew Perry's recent Instagram posts
some headlines says there cryptic. Prior to his sudden and tragic death, Perry
had recently returned to Instagram for the first time in six months. He posted
about his appearance at the Los Angeles Times Festival of Books on April seventeenth.
It did not post again until October eleventh, with a complaint about the noise
of leaf blowers, and he said why can Elon Musk send a woman to
the moon and not be able to invent a silent leaf blower? And then
four days after his return to Instagram, he posted a photo with his father.
Uh. And then then he kept calling himself Mattman instead of like Batman.
It was Matman, and then he did uh, and then it was
him the hot tub was like the one of the last ones. Yeah.
Shortly thereafter, Perry as matt Man asked his followers if they understood what he
was trying to tell them. Uh, do you understand what I'm trying to
tell you? I'm matt Man. And then it was him in the hot
tub. He said, Oh so, warm water swirling around me makes me
feel makes you feel good? Oh so, warm water swirling around makes you
feel good? Question Mark, I'm Matman. And that was a little final
post. In the image of himself sitting in the hot tub, he asked
a rhetorical question about whether warm water swirling around makes you feel good and reiterated
that he is Mattman. Is this yesterday? Yeah? Oh boy, I'm
pretty sure. Yeah. And there's two hundred and forty four thousand, six
hundred and seventy seven comments to it, like I'm there, I don't know
what I want to somebody says I did survive very special times thanks to him
and the rest of the gang. Feels like losing a friend, doesn't it.
Yeah? Yeah, but he had headphones on and he's sitting in his
looks like a big hot tub. Was it one of those infinity pool types
sort of looks like you know, yeah, I don't know. I will
just say again that, being of a similar age, I'm kind of hoping
that it was more than just that. Yeah. I mean, I'm headed
there too. I mean like, there was a guy recently who I didn't
really know him, but he was local and he was not a broadcaster but
a p announcer who passed away, and he had he had cancer and he
never smoked or any of that ye stuff right right, And it's like,
oh my gosh, And I'm like, is it the food we eat?
Is it? Like? Yes, it's gotta be yes, It's all that
stuff. To be sure. People may remember the radio show in uh where
we are and they went downstate and then back to Boston, Carlson and Mackenzie.
I heard about this. Yeah, And Kevin Carlson passed away, did
not show up to work Friday morning, three o'clock in the morning. I
don't know if he was still married or not. I only am inferring things
from what I had read. I got the news about a half hour after.
It was kind of breaking around the area in Boston. It was Boston
Herald and stuff had articles on it, and he somebody said they win.
They found him and he had died in his sleep. So Kevin of r
Kevin, since you didn't go on a beat reporter here he goes. He
goes, she's your age, and I go, no, he's not.
He's like ten years older than me. But yeah, he was trying to
tell me the same thing. Yeah, about to say no, they're not,
No, we're not. He was. He had to be in his
early sixties. He had been on the radio with Carlson mackenzie doing more since
nineteen eighty five. I wasn't even out of high school. So I'm like,
he's at least ten years older than me. But either way, very
sad. Yeah, I know they did. They did. I love that
Saturday bit where they do the Saturday morning DJs or whatever. They would voice
everybody in town. Oh, they did the Battling DJJ challenge. But yeah,
that's what it was. That was. That was a really good bit.
They did great stuff. They were very funny, they were just they
were very funny. I did go in today, and I'll ask you this
only to change subjects just a little bit here. But it's a deer abby.
So there's still deer abby, okay, And I'll read you what the
person right. They're calling themselves diminished. I think your daughter took it over.
Maybe. My wife and I have been happily married for thirty three years.
We've always enjoyed a good sex life, which continues to this day.
The problem is our libidos are going in different directions. Now. I'll pause
there for a moment, and you would probably think he's still got the blue
pill. He's ready to go. And she's interesting her, isn't it.
She's the one who's hyper sex up. And he's the one who's like,
I don't want to do this, And this is what he says, and
probably not the direction most would assume. While mine is beginning to diminish as
I age, my wife's is increasing. Where our previous frequency was every other
day, my wife now wants to have sex every day. I just I
just do not have it in me anymore. I'm sixty one, literally,
she's fifty nine. Any suggestions diminished? In Minnesota, the first rights now
I'm going, oh, there's a couple of things here. It gives you
hope. It gives you hope because a lot of times we think that people
become less interested in sex, or maybe you hear about you know, people
who are married. It kind of drops off, and how do you keep
how do you keep it alive? How do you what do you do?
And if somebody does have interest, usually it's the guy and the woman like
falls, I think most comics go, you know, the reason women take
so much time to get ready for bed is to hope that your fat ash
falls aside before she gets in the bets you're not trying to bang her.
That's usually like the standard joke. Well this, I don't know what the
thing is here. I don't know because I couldn't imagine being a guy going
let me just try to pretend to be asleep because I'm not interested. I
mean, I think I've maybe waved off sex once or twice in my life,
maybe maybe because I was like really drinking, like ash, I can't
even I think maybe once or twice. But this person writes back, I'm
glad you asked, because I do have an answer. Ask your doctor to
refer you and your wife to a licensed sex therapist. Couples can pleasure one
another in other ways other than sexual intercourse, and a sex therapist can explain
to both of you what your options are now. I gotta think for most
guys, it's it's humiliating. It's more like I gotta, you know,
since I can't perform, I gotta do this. You don't almost feel like
you're a cuck hold in a way. Yeah, and you're not, Oh
my god, you know what I mean? And I don't know, like
I don't know anybody who's ever gone to a sex therapist. Well, probably
most people wouldn't talk about people are very open about their therapy stuff. But
the brandy yes so. But the like sex therapy, I think it would
be weird to start. I guess once you get in there and you start
to feel comfortable, but we have we're so uptight and I'm I guess I
am as well because I go, I don't know that I could have a
conversation. I think most couples can't really talk about what they like and don't
like I do. I think mostaples don't. But I think because there's always
like this barrier of like communication where like, well, I say this man,
will she respond this way? And if she, if, she may
be thinking the same thing exactly. Like there's this there's this like there's this
famous like psychological study done. It was called the the uh the Abilene experiment
or whatever like this like this this family like there, it's a Sunday,
it's hot, right, and one of them wants to go out to dinner.
Hey, let's go out to Abiline for dinner. And nobody really wanted
to go, but they all say okay, sure, and then they get
there and the dinner takes forever and they're all miserable and they're in the car.
Man, somebody brings up, I didn't want to do this, sood
else say I didn't want to go either, So yeah, why do we
do this? Because they didn't want to disappoint the one person They thought,
well, if one person wanted to go, then somebody I'm just gonna go
along with it, right, And that's not that's rare early the case.
That's the point. And so like when it comes to a couple, it's
like am I humoring them? Or or if I'm not, if I say
the wrong thing, are they gonna be offended? It's gonna be about how
many times do we all do that? Though? Yeah? In a relationship?
Yeah, yeah, But I mean, could you go and going out
for Halloween? Would you go to a sex therapist if my wife asked me?
If your wife asked, yes, would you ever suggest it? Suggest
it yourself? No? That's the point though, That's that's the point,
And that's what I'm saying too, Like, if I were asked to go,
I would. I would go because I knew she was into it,
and I want I want to have every aspect of this relationship be as good
as it possibly can be. So yes, but I would be weird and
then having somebody show me things to do, I think I'd start giggling like
a thirteen year old. I'd be so embarrassed. I'd have to make jokes
because I'm uncomfortable, you know what, jokes, some hack jokes about stuff.
But look, there's probably you know, as you get older. But
isn't that supposed to be like the you coming out like it's okay, we
can make jokes about this, It's really not that serious. I would think
a good sex therapist probably would make you feel that way. Yeah, I'm
sure I don't know. Yeah, but like then again it comes back to
your partner. Well she react that way. You can't handle this. You
can't be mature about this, he said, bone, I know. He
turned to at it's you know, if your erection's not working, try this.
Maybe you can do this, you know, the other thing with a
person. Here's the thing that bothers me about to diminished in Minnesota, he
went to Abby for this advice is your advice is go find somebody else with
other advice? Who the fuck knows? Who knows? It's all can I
don't know if they're canned or not canned. But the thing is it's probably
relatable to somebody, and maybe it does help somebody out and make their marriage
better. But what you know, what are you gonna do? Yeah?
I just think that it made me think, like I go I don't know
if I'd be comfortable doing that, And even if I went there. I
never liked couple's therapy. I did that? Oh did you? Yes?
Oh? Wow? Okay, I did a couple of therapy while I was
married. I didn't like it because I always feel like I had to listen
and I would never but and that's on me. It's not a them thing,
and it's not it's a me thing. This is this was my bad
part. I didn't fully participate because uh, I felt like I wouldn't be
heard or I'd be just diminished or whatever. So it was easier to not
say anything, Well that that's not the that's not helpful to anybody or anything.
Now that he splits you guys up for a couple of weeks and then
bring you back and say, I don't remember that's what I'm hearing. Yes,
I don't fucking know. I don't now. My first wife wanted me
to find a couple's therapists, but it really she really didn't. I found
one, she's like, oh no, I don't want to go to a
guy. Okay, So I find a woman and the woman goes, I
need to talk to both of you individually before I could do this. I
go, okay, So I tell my ex wife that she goes, well,
I don't talk to people on the phone. She basically she was just
like making excuses for like why our marriage wasn't working and blaming it, and
so what you need to find? So I would go through the to find
the sex that the sex therapists from therapist. Yeah, and like she didn't
want nothing to do with it, which is another sign of like, you
know whatever, Maybe, yeah, maybe maybe it would be good to go
to a sex therapist for everybody. Well, you know what's funny, I
know couples that actually. Colin Coward is admitted that he and his wife go
to therapy and have gone since they were like a couple, and they just
do it for preventive maintenance. Once a month they go just to make sure
that there's a neutral party, making sure that both parties everything's no, I'm
not talking therapy. Yes, I think that if you're a good couple and
you can communicate, well sometimes even the third party thing can bring things about
or smooth things over a little bit. Dave Ramsey talks about it too with
his wife. They go every month. But I think the other is the
sex therapy. I wonder if that would actually help people to go, hey,
all right, I'll admit this and kind of like this or whatever.
Do you guys take blue Cross Blue shields. Well, there's some people like
like, I mean, I've there was somebody once. There's some things that
people like that. I don't think they would ever say if some guys.
No, it's some guys. Have you ever heard durned pegging? I don't
know what it means. So pegging is where like a guy is heterosexual,
but he likes having like something up as butt, okay, okay, and
so now sometime came up. I think it's called pegging, and I think
like he likes to have like the wife put on a strap on and yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and there's somebody that we know that.
Yeah, a mutual party has said oh yeah, somebody's into that,
right, yes, And so the thing is like you wouldn't want that out,
but so you wouldn't talk about that. And most guys, I don't
even know how you even know if you liked it. I have no idea
how how do you find out you liked it or had it happen at some
point? Right, I mean, how does anything happen? So when that
when that comes up, like could you imagine the chicken on? You want
me to what? But if she's really so, like I don't know,
yes, you know, to be the weirdest. Has there ever been anything
that someone has asked you or wreck said sexually that you were like, yeah,
I can't do that. Well that girl, I told you about to
choker, Like no, yeah, okay, all right, yeah you want
a little pressure. Yes, but what if you went to sex therapy and
this therapist talked you through Hey Dan, it makes Dan uncomfortable, but maybe
you ease into it this way and you kind of work. I mean,
I don't know, yes, noodles, noodles, I don't. I don't
think there's been anything that I've ever nothing, most of it, you know.
I think the term is vanilla, So I think most of my life
would be I thought it was missionary, no, but vanilla, like pretty
plain, nothing too wild right now, Sometimes if things get sparked up,
I don't know that I would say no to any thing necessarily. I'm not
I don't lie. I'm on the I've never done group, never done three.
I don't want that. I would prefer not, thank you very much.
But you know there's stuff I would I'd consider some things. You know.
It's almost like you have to like write down like suggestions. Well,
the thing is like in a box because you got to start it. Here's
what you do. Okay, So you bring in like a neutral third party
that doesn't know anything, and you all write suggestions, right, and put
them in the box and then the sex therapist pulls it out and say,
Okay, this could have come from somebody in this room or the third party
that's not in the room pegging. I just read the reactions, the facial
reactions, you know, and let's see what take it from there. No
sart of God, no sex we see. I know a guy who like
tells his wife to put on wigs and stuff and see what they call milks's
prostates something boa he openly talks about it like it's gay guy say to me
once straight, I've had a gay guy say to me once, you have
no idea. You have never had an orgasm until you've had your prostate milk.
I have heard, and I went, no, no, no,
I've seen cows get milked them. But maybe I'm missing out on something.
At the same time, I am, I am an adventurous I will push
things to thee for myself. You on a show that I wasn't a part
of, a show before the show we did. Yes, we's a show.
You guys all had your prostates examined live down the air, and you
even did a YouTube video. It's still out there, so like I mean,
did that feel weird or anything. Did that I mean I'm not saying
that did give you a pleasure, but I mean, like I've never had
that, so like I've had a cold oscar py, but I was out.
So I mean, did that like lead you to think of anything or
think of what? No, I mean like when you're like, oh that
feels great, why are your words? I watched it's like, oh that
was it? Yeah, I think I did. I did it on purpose.
Okay, was a joke. I knew I was on camera and everything
back there, doctors back there, and I asked him, we all you
got to see faces and things and I think we screaming. You know,
it was all It was all a joke. It was all a joke.
But yes, so I get maybe that's how you find out you like something.
I have no idea, but the milk. I mean, if you
find the right person to do that stuff, God bless you, don't let
them go. You know, do you ever find out that any of your
friends were into freaky stuff? You know? What do you ever find out
like, oh, no, I remember finding out one side at all couple
I know, or getting you know, everybody's drinking a lot and one of
the people in the couple had more to drink than the other person in the
couple, and that person says something about the sex swing, and the other
person practically, you know, spit out there. What do you know?
But I was like, now, that would be something I could be talked
into. I could be talked into a sex wing. I could be talked
into a sex wing. I wouldn't That's something I might try toys. I
could be talked into toys. Myrtle aids, Yeah, and why not?
Now, I would think that as a younger person may be intimidated to try
that stuff. But I don't think as you get older, because when you're
young, it's just like, let's get right to it. When you get
older, the other thing is like, I should be able to handle it
all. I'm a man. I should say to say everything, well,
you know what, sometimes a little Yeah, you're a man, not a
clyents deal right, you know, make it all work, man, be
open minded, let it let it be, let's be free. That may
be the best sex you ever had. Look at that. Maybe I would
do well with sex therapy. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe I come
in here and I go, hey, you know, what, guys,
I'm open to pegging. You know what, maybe maybe because people hey,
hey, I try to fellas. I'll tell you what that's not for me.
No, I can't imagine that. That sounds awful. Yeah no,
no, no, there's some things that should just be left in the you
know, left alone. But you know what, whether your podcast network,
you could have random couples come in, turn off the mics or turn off
the cameras and just have them talk through it. You help them through that.
Me. Yeah, yeah, I think i'd start. But that's the
idea though. You'd be like giggling the whole time. Yeah, but does
anybody want to be made fun of? No? But you like it's anonymous,
right, yes, and then you click afterwards you could like you know,
like alter their voices or whatever in post production. But like it would
help people kind of like go through Well, listen to this couple what they're
going through. Honey, you know does that sound like us? Yeah?
So as by proxy people are getting therapy from doctor Billified. I kind of
like this idea. Dan, see, I'm a finker built h We'll take
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Ashtras and Randy about that. But what's going on in the NFL today?
Uh? Yeah? Another week of you get the jets and the Giants and
that gosh, that was a fiasco. That was the most exciting bad game
ever. It was awful, like something like twenty eight punts. Jets won
that one in overtime all of a sudden, like you know, Zach Wilson
becomes Tim Tebow in the last like two minutes of a game. It's just
it's just amazing. Uh but but yeah, but the big one was like,
well, you know the Bills next Sunday they have the Bengals in Cincinnata.
Yes, and the forty nine ers have just lost their third straight and
they got beat handily by the Bank today. The Broncos, though, that's
the big upset. Not only beat the Cheese, they beat the pretty candily
twenty four to nine. Twenty four to nine. Now my home is apparently
fly. I know he wasn't feeling well. They got another theory there.
Dallas Swift was not the game. Noh, there you go. Probably because
it was snowing out, was it? Oh yeah, there was stuff.
Ever see now they clear the stone before the game. You know, it
looks that was in Denver. Was in Denver? Yeah, I don't know,
it's uh. I watched the Dallas game because Matt Reese from bt B
is a big Dallas fan. He looks a lot like Robert Solid, the
Jets coach, doesn't he Yes, And man, they just crushed today.
So it's funny because the first drive, the first drive, they were beating
the piss. He got three times, but then there's a holding call,
so they got a new set of downs, and then Dak just takes him
down the field and scores, and then they just lit him up like they
figured it out. It was like they figured he like those first It's almost
like the Bills, right, Yeah, but but on that first drive they
scored where the Bills. It seems like it's been taking him a little while.
By the way, can we talk about the Bills for just a second?
What they could just as easily be three and five or no. Yes,
I know you are what your record says you are. But we watched
this game together last Thursday and Nick Dermott, nobody asked him a tough question
like why are you punting on the plus side of the field four times?
Bro? Part of the reason they're in the shape they're in is because I
don't think he Nora Allen, I'll put him in that category two, hold
each other account hold the team accountable. I don't think they do. I
think the guy that holds away accountable on that franchise is Stefan Diggs, and
nobody wants to hear it from him. Yeah, they get all pissed off.
Oh shut. I think he's actually the guy who's like making the most
sense. I mean, every was like, oh that the offense was so
great, they found their group. Do you realize they scored fewer points in
that game than they did the week before? Yeah? I know, I
know, and I got worried at the end of that. It's everything's on
the edge of the seat, Hail Mary. But who knows, right,
let them catch it. We've seen that happen. We've seen that happen.
We excuse uses are come January against the Cardinals years ago. Yes, we
will see or maybe or maybe Sunday night. I don't know. Maybe they
figure it out. I don't know. I hope they do. Maybe they
figure it out. We'll find out. In the meantime. We will check
in with our friend Race and Randy. There was a lot of action in
Martinsville as we wrap up the uh the season there. I think it's just
the last regular I'm gonna say regular season race before the playoffs. Boo Racing,
Randy Anyboddy good evening, gentlemen. So Randy, I'm gonna play this
audio because the end of the Martinsville race looked like it got a little chaotic.
Creed into the back of the twenty one. He doesn't push him up
pineup, but here he comes. He gets to the inside for white flags
in the air. One more time around the seven got into the wall.
No Creed pushing the twenty one up the racetrack. They're side by side.
Creed has to win to make it into the Championship four. He's never won
in the Xfinity Series. They smoke the tires. Here comes a seven contact
made the seven of all guys on the inside. Old Guy's gonna win it
Fortonsville and they wreck on the front stretch, big contact. The wars were
on fire. Right, he said, it sounds like old guy Oligar,
Right? Is that his name? Olgar? Justin Algier? Algier, Yeah,
drives for the Hellman's Car. Yep, it's a that's the racing team
that Dale Ear and her junior, him and his sister owned what he and
his sister own that, yes, said Dale Jenner owns and his sister helps
him run it. She's like the head operations officer or whatever. But he
owns that. He is. That's he's got four He has four cars and
the races the Extnity Series. Oh wow, So okay, yeah, so
he's done. I mean everybody's asking him when he's gonna move the cup and
he won't move the cup to us the right situation, they're doing okay where
they are, so you know, evidently they're not maybe got a ton of
money, I can tell you that right now, his sister will. They
don't make a ton of money at it. Yeah, that's the Infinity Series
that we just heard, the junior level. But yeah, we had the
next level down from from the Cup Series. So so what born what happened
in the Cup Series? Well today with a hell of a race today to
see what was going to happen because you had eight guys had a shot,
well, actually get the beck you had six guys still had a shot to
get in and out of the sixth the two of them finally made the two
of them made two of them made it to the Cup. Four Denny him
did not, which it does not bother me at all because I don't really
like Denny. You know, I don't hate Denny, but I just don't
like him one But it wouldn't be if I met him, I would be
court to him because I don't want to he just I mean, don't get
me wrong. He's a good guy, he's a great driver. He just
I don't know something about him just sometimes just turns me off. And I
don't know why. But maybe it's just me. It's probably just me.
But like I said, my buddy sells die casts. He's just we're selling
die casts in the world, so you know, I got to know what
I'm going on. And but Ryan Blaney won the race, puts a Ford
in the final four. Thank god. Everybody's gonna love that. All the
Ford fans are loving that. And it's gonna see four guys under the age
of thirty going for the championship this year. Wow, look at that.
It's kind of moving on, that's all my Wow. Danny, Yes,
Danny, the guy who who I said was going to have the great year
in the final is in the final. He's got six winsron so Kevin Harvick,
one of the old guys in racing. Not there. No, he
was out last round. Saw that it will be his it will be his
last race of Phoenix. I'm expecting they'll do some something for him, probably
because he has used to own that race. Rick he wondered like six races
in three years or something like that. He won a lot of ton of
races. I think he won. I think one time he won like five
in a row. Kevin Harvick's retiring and he's all done. His last races
next week at fan every Buddy. He's fantastic, all done. I hope
they put him in the booth, Randy, because that would have some exciting
to a broadcast. He yes, I've interviewed him before. He's a riot.
He is a riot. But I mean remember, well years ago,
I've said this many times, there was a yeah, I don't think a
bit you could do today, but there was a bit where, uh,
I forget what service it was, but they would put out a gay NASCAR
announcer, so he would make all these NASCAR references. But he was had
a very effeminive voice and all that, and he talked very badly about Kevin
Harvick and how old blah blah blah, so Kevin Harvick was at Buffalo Bill's
training camp and he came up seven. I remember this on the show,
and we and we played it for him, I remember, and we're all
worried because he had gotten into fights. He was fiery, right, Randy.
I mean he was a firing guy when he was younger. Oh yeah,
when he was younger. Yeah, yeah, hell yeah, he was
firing. He was he like anybody. Yeah, he laughed and played along.
How old is he? He's forty six, I think or forty seven
years old? Okay, if I'm not mistaken, Randy. He took over
for Dale Junior the week after Dale Junior died. Is that correct? He
took over her senior. Gosh, yeah senior, no kidding, Yeah,
yeah, he raced. He raced the week after Dale Senior died, which
was the tallyings they could have done. And his third race and the Cuppy
won a race. The one is he won the third race in his third
race that year, the fourth th rees of the year. He won it
Atlanta and every It was probably the most heartwarming day ever in Nascar. I
would have to say, I have to just say today I have a confession
to make I thought the audio that I played for end of it is from
the Cup race, that it was from the Infinity Series. That's right,
But Randy knew. Yeah, but Randy knew, and Randy doesn't embarrass me
and go, hey, stupid, they're playing the wrong audio. I found
like, oh, this is this one. Must have what happened? But
Randy, that's a short track in Martinsville. Yes, Martinsville is the smallest
track in the series. Yeah, it's like it is the smallest track.
Bristol is just a touch bigger than that race track, well half miles,
both half mile tracks, so they're just like one one is like zero point
five two six, and it was like five point four or something. Maybe
you really get going fast out there, I mean fast, No, you
can't, and you do a lot of spending, a lot of bumping and
banging. And I was really kind of impressed watching the Cup race that they
didn't. They did a little rubbin racing on a few things, but there
wasn't. I mean, at one time Jenny took a shot into the back
of Ryan Blaney that I'll tell you, Blaney made a hell of a save
in the car. That car was all over the back end of that car,
and he saved that car, and he said, and he was pretty
cool. Guys said, I don't think Denny meant to do it, but
uh, because that's sure. If Denny meant to do it, I guarantee
you Ryan would have made sure he paid. I guarantee you that, especially
if it would have knocked Ryan out of the race, damn ship would get
a chance to get into the championship. Ooh, I'm sure something would have
happen. There's no doubt there in my mind. But I mean, they're
all racing, you know, the race of the biggest pride. You know,
your last four. You know, winning means money, you know,
and you know, and he gets the championship and also means money. I
mean each team, even the teams like that are out of the championship,
you still finish eight to nine, tenth or whatever. You're still racing for
those position because that's where that's where the money is. Yeah, so,
you know, and and everything the top sixteen. Then guys raised for seventeenth.
There's money there. They're racing for that seventeenth place. Randy is there
is next week the last Cup Series. It is the last race of the
year. Yeah, it would be the last race of the year, and
its earlier than normal. I thought it was usually closer to the thing.
Actually, it is kind of a little early. It said about us.
It's the week before. Thanksgevin. That's okay, Jesus Christ. Baseball is
freaking playing in November. Come on the hell that should be done. That's
ridiculous. I'm sorry, that is freaking ridiculous. I agree on October October
October baseball should be done. I'm sorry it's too crazy. Well, I'm
a baseball fan. The season is way too long, and I don't like
the Diamondbacks. I don't want them to win. I want the Rangers.
It's been exciting world so far. I don't care. I don't care who
wins. It doesn't make a difference to me. So it's all the Southwest.
Who cares? Randy? If I said to you this is this is
a sexual term. And I wonder if you ever heard of pegging? Do
you know what pegging is? Never heard of? That? Okay, I
don't know, don't care. You wouldn't care, Believe me, No,
I think that he would not partake in that. That's all. No,
I just I just wanted to has there ever been anything that you've been asked
to do where you're like, absolutely not at any point in your life not
to say what it was. No, no, no, I can't say
I would think that. He's thinking, I gotta think. I remember I
go back for my I used to think about this, you know. By
the way, Randy got to tell you, like you maybe like crack up
on Wednesday show Doug Phelps was and you said, Billy asked you if you
won the lottery? Is there anyone you would not want to know? You're
like my ex wives immediately without well is it a beat? I I spin
out my coffee. I loved it, you know me. That's you know,
it's my money and Tracy's money. That's whose money that is. That's
who I would be. It's trying to drink. So you know what they
know what they say with yours is hers with versus herd with yours hers something
like that. Yes, would you buy an Effinity team if you want?
If you want the power Ball? Would you buy an Effinity team? Randy?
No, I would not, but I tell you right now, I
wouldn't miss many races. I could tell you that. You know, and
if you know I I would have a tough and I would have no idea
of boss. I'd had me one of those buses. Baby, Hey,
buddy Trevor, would you pay to sponsor one of the cars to just Race
and Randy right on it? If I had the money? Probably because there's
guys at Land the Legends. I saw two of them that had Race and
Randy on their car. All right, let me tell you something right now.
If I hate that camp, I had one that like that one,
and so that would have been like what seven hundred man I would have got?
Might name be on every single car the drict? So I I looked
at the Hallmark schedule here. Have you watched any of these Christmas? Oh?
Yes, we have, but we're watching another one. We just we're
watching missic Christmas. Were watching and we watched that last night. I watched
uh uh uh oh Jesus Christy. We watched a bunch of them. We
watched some. We've been watching the new ones, been catching all the new
ones, the like never been Christa. Yes, yeah, yeah, that's
that's the next week. Next week. That's next week. That's high flipping
for Christmas. No, I haven't seen that one yet. Uh not that
one. What about joy something? Noel, that's next week. That's next
week as well. That's next week too. We watched what's the one about
the Hockey Reference Hockey the Santa Summit. No, we haven't seen that one.
And we've been watching the new ones. I mean we're watching on this
one's mystic. It's mixedic Christmas christ Is Where where did you go Christmas?
Or something like that. There's one we watched like that. There's uh,
Halloween yet. I can't even think about Oh, I know, but you
know that they started them early. I mean, and remember we got Hallmark
Mysteries and what channel on the Hallmark channel, so you got all those movies
on both channels that you gotta watch. What's the all yea Mark? What's
the mystery? That's sometimes there's mysteries with h some of the ones I've had
people like a lady who's maybe a writer and she writes a mystery or something
at of cop stuff. It's to their two different things, but they're all.
You know, they're both playing Christmas movies right now. I mean,
there's got so many movies to watch. I can't remember the hockey. We
watched the hockey one I thought that was pretty funny. That's the one What
Christmas, Where Are You took? Was really took a long time to get
into. And if I had to rate that one, i'd break that one
probably about a four four. I mean, yeah, I didn't really avoid
that one. Avoid that one, okay, that one that them didn't do
much for me at all. So, yeah, we've been watching since they
started last Wednesday or whatever they started. We've been watching them, Okay,
so we try to catch them. I know someone someone that you get to
see new people because a lot of the other actors and actresses have left.
Went to that GaX with a Great American Country or whatever. Not watched one
of them at all. What's Jack? So it's great it's Great American Country
or something whatever and used to be like a country music channel. But they've
been starting to do movies. I guess whatever, right, And so they
stole out of the Hallmark actors. Wow your actresses hey, oh yeah,
A bunch of them went over there, and I guess one of the great
one of the writers that was really good for Hallmark went over there. Also.
They didn't agree. I guess they didn't agree with some of the stuff
Hallmark was doing. Yeah, I don't know all that same sex marriages and
stuff like that. I guess they were getting a little tall, you know,
that kind of that kind of bullshit. You know, this is great,
hey people, it's twenty twenty, twenty twenty three in the fifties.
You don't get over it. Phil, Like, it's been twenty twenty for
about three years now. Now. I like that you rate them, though,
Randy, I think we have to. Can we rate them like a
candy cane scale? Oh sure, yeah, yeah, look look nuts?
How many like nuts? Yes? But you know, but the movie has
been pretty good. But like like Tracy, you know, some of them,
like the Mister Christmas one, we really like, that's a good one.
Watched, we watched. We watched a couple older ones around. We
watched those, h you know, so you know, so you know,
we watched because the older ones, because we like them. So we just
rewatched whole things. We like them. One of the most favorite. Yeah,
yeah, your wife, Yeah, absolutely, And we love to watch
those movies. We actually, actually we were watching movies this morning until uh
the football game the Cowboys come out to their favorite team. Tracy loves the
Cowboys, crossed today. Let me let me tell you something. Right now,
we want to somebody who got mad. Danny, you must hate that.
You gotta hate this too, Danny. When they're watching a game and
the King teams killing their team and they switch it to another game, teams
land all Tracy. They did that to Tracy last year. Oh no,
they did this like in the third quarter for the freaking game. That game
was over. I thought they left it early too, when they went over
to like the forty nine Ers Bengals game or something could go to the Commanders,
Yes, which was a lot closer, and that was that was a
good game, you know. But like you know, Tracy said, if
you're a fan of that team and you're watching, a chance to watch it.
If you don't have this, don't have that. If you're chance to
watch it and you swap it on somebody, it just pisses people off,
you know why. I don't think it's fair. But then I don't think
it's fair myself. I don't think it's fair. It's not. But the
majority of the country like tunes out that's why they don't watch it. To
Fox or they don't watch it. Go over CBS Advice versa. Right,
What's another thing, Danny, Why is it true? Is it? Like?
Is it CBS always is the NFC and then whoever hit he used to
be CBS is the AFC package and foxes the NFC package. But now because
of flex scheduling everything else, they they share more games now than ever before.
It's been going around since like twenty since twenty twelve they've been they've been
doing more and more of that, like like for example, like it's like
on Thanksgiving you'll see an all NFC game on CBS that never used to happen.
Okay, I have Redstone Channel right, and my stream is like two
minutes behind the actual play. Like my buddy calls me up. He goes,
oh, touchdown Washington. I go what I just saw Howl just complete
a pass. He goes, oh, yeah, that was like two minutes
ago. I'm like, great, my stream is like two minutes behind.
Well, what do you this stream? You're getting it, you're seeing it?
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, all right, Okay, And just to
let you know, Bill Harbord will be in the Boost next year. Good
for Fox. I like he's going to be in the Boost. I like
him. I am a fan. I am a fan. I showed you,
you guys, I ever showed you that helmet. I got the helm
wht they Forever Champion on what they made for him? No, you could
buy, Oh we got Tracy's uh Kyle Busch one. We went by Herbert
trailer and they had one for him and I said, man, I really
like that. She said, okay, but let's get it. So I
have. I have a Harmarck Forever Champion bush light helmet. Look at that
wow out the south to side the picture of it. Ta do you drink
bush light from the helmet? Again, we don't want to do it,
but you know what they do do I mean? Is it just a replica?
It's not real, hunch of replica. They put the steel barre in
there so you can't put it on. Oh you can't put it on,
don't worry. I'll get the screws out of the mother I get. Yeah,
but they don't. Well, the reason is they don't because it's not
a real helmet. So people are gonna wear it. Watch this exactly.
You're gonna get billy who's gonna like go over a ramp or something on on
a motorcycle with that helmet. I'll end up with the Times Away County.
Yes, that's right, Yeah, they had that. We went there.
They had like, we got kind of helmet that I think you shoot in
that picture with me and Tracy with Kyle, I'm holding that helmet. They
just came out with that helmet for Kyle. So we actually got the first
one off the trailer. We got the very first one that was on the
trailers, and they made all the ones for him, and like they had
one for Ross Chast and we were there. I saw it. I saw
the one for Harvarick. They had one for Kyle Larson excuse me a couple
I was looking to see if that Joey Logano one, but I didn't see
when they didn't see any of the ones from Penske Drag we had one.
But so they're getting, you know, and they make a bunch of them
helmets. They've been making them for a few years. I just never got
one before. But this helme was really cool. Tracy fell in love with
it too. That's what we got it. As long as Tracy loves it,
that's all that matters. H Randy, what's your prediction for next week?
Who's gonna win it? All's? Ryan Blaine, Ryan Blaney win it
all. He's gonna win, Brian Blaine, I know you want him to.
Do you think he will? You believe that? I think truthfully,
yes, I think it's gonna come. Truthfully. My heart is for Blainey
all whole way Ford guy. I love him. We've matam Tray. Got
a picture with Tracy, got a picture with him back when you grove for
the wood Brothers. Okay, thanks Danny. That was that thing you did
for me, me and Terracy that you're Danny thinking welcome and and I think
it's gonna come down to myself. Larson is probably the favorite because he's had
two extra weeks to get ready for this race, so, I mean they
still concentrate on their last two races, but he was since you won that
first race, they've had more time and usually when you get in early,
they've shown that sometimes that helps. Uh Legonald that when he won he won
the first race, it was actually Marsville, not the last words months he
won. You know, three weeks later he won a championship. I see
Larson's got to be the favorite, but I'm gonna pull for Blaney. Okay.
Blaney is so Lars, what's going on with you? You got covid?
No, I just got a bit of cough tick on my throat,
buddy, trick some water, try some uh no, thank you, whatever
it is, I really don't want to try now how that sounds, but
you know that's that's what I'm gonna go for. Blae Blaney is my pick,
you know. And like I said, and then but Larson, I
think it's going to be the favorite. Truthfully, I think Byron's been down
a little bit. It's gonna be Those cars are so close. Is whoever
hits the spot is gonna win. And like I said, remember you don't
have to win the race, Beau Champion. It's whoever finishes the best up
if they all finished at top ten, and whoever finishes to say, finished
three, six, seven and nine, guy finishes third wins the championship.
Yeah right, So if you don't win the race, it's close, No,
it doesn't make a difference. This is it. Whoever wins, Whoever
finishes the best when is it a dozen points has nothing to do with it.
Whoever finishes the best wins the championship. Wait, I mean literally literally
literally literally they could finish twenty fifth, twenty eighth, thirtieth to thirty second,
and the guy that finished twenty fifth gonna win. They're gonna win the
championship. That says exactly how it works, buddy, that's how the final
race works. I don't unders don't mean a damn thing is because it's all
or nothing. It's all or nothing in this race. Out of those four,
well one of those four, out of those four, because those four
had the most points to get in. Now they're all start it are they
all starting at zero? Doesn't you start? It doesn't matter where we win,
where finishes the best. So like let's say it's it's me, you,
Danny, and Kevin right right, and we all get in. We're
the final four and race and Randy finishes twenty second, but he's the first
of the four, so therefore he's the champion. Absolutely got that's all work.
It's gonna suck to be the winner of that race and get overshadowed by
like number twenty two. Yeah you know, but but I tell you right
now, most of the times, pretty much every guy's when it was in
the final fourth won the final race. Got you all right? So you
know, so it's gonna be a like I say it's gonna be. Is
there a big party? Is there a big party at your house? No?
No, no parties. No, they're working on the still working on
that thing. But I got a lot of work down here too, So
Jesus and I got what they're got trying to do this? What about in
the way? What's Betsy? Where's Betsy gonna bring her tip to or whatever?
I don't I I don't know. I haven't talked to Bet you in
a while. I did, ay right now, I just had to.
I just had to renew my walking Glen stuff today. Holy Mother got her
dad go up? Really yeah, we'll about about about an our fifty bucks?
Is bet? Did I bring up a bad thing with Betsy? I
don't know? No, no, no, no, no. Betsy's very
cool. Betsy's great. Be kidding me. She is awesome. Yeah,
and she's still she's still working a five mile point five with the five mile
points to the prison out there, and that's where she works at. Okay,
she is. She is now somebody you want to screw around with.
No, I got that, I didn't. But what are you doing?
I'm sorry? All right? Rad Okay? Uh So Phoenix next week,
and then you're picking Blainey to win it all and we will find Yeah,
I'm picking Blady, but I think I think Larson is probably going to pull
off. It's going to be fun to watch. I'll sell you that,
of course, you know, because you're because you know Herber didn't want a
race. He might come up. Maybe he'll sneak up because he was good
at Phoenix, all the mirrors. Maybe he'll just sneak up and win it,
win the race. At least it'd be cool to go out retire of
that. It'd be cool, yep, going into his rocking chair. All
right, Randy, we will uh, we will talk to you next week,
buddy. All right, guys, we'll see you. Man, see
buddy. There it goes. Race and Randy always always a good guy.
Yes he is. He's one of a kind. He is one of a
kind. I don't think I like that pegging. I don't know. He's
been a character and a friend for a long long time. Watch the next
Hallmark will be pegged for Christmas. Believe it will. We write one for
Christmas, but it will be in our inside joke. It'll be our inside
joke. I've always wanted to write one of those. Now, why not?
Sure it's up? All right? For Christian Dan, can I call
you that? I don't care all right? For Dan who's uh surprised at
at the upside down NFL still at the top of the picks, it doesn't
matter. For now, I'm Bill Moran. We'll see you tomorrow.