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Silvia Rivera played by Tisha Knits with his buddy Blip played by Nico Rodriguez.
Don't fall through your sonic. We're kind of short on time, so let's
just in the script. Okay, okay, House played by Richard Pause and
game master Adam Colbertson from Creative Type of Entertainment. You're jacked into the Red
Tech Incorporated trying really hard nuts to get watermelon juice on her clothing. So
she's like holding it way out and like reaching her neck way out to eat
over top of the watermelon, and it's just super messy. So brand new
overalls are just covered in watermelon juice salt. Yeah, because you try them
all, never touch them off. Just wiping my hands on the front of
the overalls. Well, normally people take the food with them. Hey,
hey, yeah, I don't think I cut your name, but uh,
but but you the one with the food. Oh I'm dastard. Yeah,
yeah, dastard. So I was just kind of wondering, like, you
got a lot of stuff here that I haven't really seen anything like before.
I mean, it's certainly a lot of unique stuff here, and I was
just kind of like wondered if maybe you had like some kind of like stuff
you're thrown away, stuff you maybe don't need anymore, Like maybe some of
the like shelves or something like. I could probably take those off your hands,
some of these shelves. Oh yeah, we got trash can over here.
Uh Tosha usually takes it out every day. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah,
let me let me see what's in there. Yeah, you see a
lot of stuff you've never seen before. It's not like future trash. It's
like old timy trash. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, this will do
nicely. So so, how how often you got stuff like this in Oh
wait wait, I mean the traffic through here with everybody else. Uh well,
we usually accumulate a full can in a day. Oh wow, what's
a day? Wow, that's that's pretty impressive. I might just have to
talk to some of the boys see if maybe I can work out some of
the man rose elevated guy, like, maybe maybe you can get something to
maybe have them help you out with that stuff. Well, I could have
Tosher bring it up to you if you really want our trash. Well yeah,
yeah, yeah, that probably work. I mean, I never thought
of that before beginning to deliver it to you. That's pretty handy. Kind
of like the junkyard. Yeah, kind of like the junkyard. I like
this place. Um, do you have this? So this is a watermelon?
Do you have any other kind of maybe more not water but others,
like solid melon or something that's less messy. This is great, it's delicious,
But that you have one that's maybe a little bit more solid. Yeah,
I asked them, ask them for a pineapple. I think pineapples are
less watery. Do you live in a pineapple? Oh? Sure, good,
get a basket and he Tosia gets a basket and Dastrin conjures up a
fruit basket for you with a with a bunch of different types of fruits.
He's like, you can take this, eat eat what you want. Just
make sure you eat it in less than twenty four hours because it'll disappear.
But if you need more, just come down here and get it. Do
do you have instructions on eating? Because this one and she picks up the
watermelon, this one looks a dangerous. Oh yeah, here, I got
I got something around here somewhere, and he just grabs a book says,
how to eat Fruit my most popular video I can tell yeah you have you
have a fruit basket and a book titled how to Eat Fruit. Sylvia grabs
that book. I'll take the fruit basket, so I'll just carry it for
you. Zals will take the trash. Yeah, I have to shall come
up, come and get that from you. Oh yeah, yeah, hey
thanks, yeah, I mean definitely want you to be able to fill it
back up. All right, Well, it was nice meeting y'all. Yeah,
yeah, agree, say it's nice to meet all of you. Stole
hearts Sylvia, Okay, bye, do you think we have to cut all
of these in half? Let's go to my room and we'll read the book
and we'll do it. We'll do an opening video of a fruit I like
it. Bye, take care, have a good one. But by now,
Man Rose, go to Sylvia's room. We need to go to Sylvia's
room next. Oh it's such a hurry going up Sylvia's room. Don't you
think I should probably drop this off, go go for it and I just
head up? Yeah yeah, okay, okay, okay, yeah, all
right, So so you go with Man Rose to your room to take the
trash. Oh, Man that's all. I will legitimately make videos with you
for Instagram of us eating fruit. Yeah, you gotta you gotta wear your
you gotta wear overalls and a knitted I have a Beanie overalls. Yeah.
Yeah, we're totally gonna do this. Yeah cardigan, I don't have any
cardigan. Wait, I have a that's that works an un unpeeling video instead
of unboxing, you open a pineapple. This is an app. You gonna
come up with an insto blam logo. You're gonna make how to tutorials.
This one is called but very Sad. I'm literally gonna put salt on everything
because I don't know what it doesn't say anything about. You just gotta try
it on everything. Oh man, Yeah, what what? What else do
I want to do? Yeah? I think that Zous is probably going to
spend entirely too long, like in his room, like digging through this newfound
like treasure trove. Okay, I was gonna ask if that duse was gonna
come up and join us for the tree eating. But I mean he and
he fully intends to, but he's also kind of getting lost and like actually
searching through all of this stuff and like talking about it with the other zoogs.
So I mean, he'll probably make it there, but it'll probably be
like at least an hour later. Hey what you got there? Boss?
Hey? Yeah, yeah, so's that's going around like with the other guys.
And we went down to see some uh I don't even know it's They
was like tailors or something. But they also like like made food appear and
like weird food too, like stuff I've never seen before. But they also
had a bunch of weird trash like stuff I never scene at all, Like,
I mean, in all the time I've spent like looking through junk,
I've never seen anything like this. I mean, looking at how much stuff
of this is, wouldn't they ain't never seen that much? Would before?
Yeah? I know right? I mean this this is like this is this
is like the biggest haul I think we've ever had. And they said they
do this daily. Oh man, are we gonna be able to go get
a bus? Well, let's see, I don't know, Maybe we can
work something out. But they said that they would actually have like their son
like come up here and deliver it to us. They're gonna deliver this amazing
trash on it how often every day? Every day every day. Oh man,
man, man, this is space great or what. It's almost like
we're at the junk yard again, but higher. It's like it's like an
upper class junk yard. I mean, you know, it's like like a
high rise junk yard, like you know, I mean we're in a building
and everything. You know. Oh man, what what what envy of all?
Zoo? Yeah, this is a good move, boss. Yeah,
yeah, we're definitely moving up all right. I think that as they're eating
fruit, Sylvia is going to cut into a star fruit and say, you
know, that was really rough today. I don't I didn't think that I
was going to get out, But I'm very glad that we have Zous.
He really saved us. Yeah me now, but both of us. I
think Zous really kind of came to the rescue there too. When I was
under that table. Yeah, when you were under the table. Wow,
Liam was firing fire balls at me. Yeah. Yeah, that was horrible.
It was. Yeah. I think we kind of froze up there.
I think we we owe Zou pretty big thank you when he makes his way
up here. Yeah, maybe we save one bite of each fruit for him.
Yeah that makes sense. I think he'd like this peel from this yellow
thing. Yeah, I think I'm pretty sure he would. It smells nice,
right, it does. Yeah, But I think that this kind of
just really as much as it has scared me, it really kind of shows
that we need to take Yaks on it down. Look at what they're doing.
It's terrifying and horrifying. Imagine if it's spread across Dark City. Imagine
once they get control of Dark City with these these uh yagso soft yasoo babies
just spread around the whole city. That would be devastating. I wonder if
these scientists are some kind of base level of the same synthetic thing that Liam
has. Now. I wonder how they're connected or if they are at all.
Seems like they need to be. It seems like they would be connected
to some degree. Maybe, I mean, maybe you think that these scientists
are where do you think that these scientists were maybe real people that were very
smart, and then they did experiments on them and now they're what they are
kind of like what they were trying to do that as us Well, I
did find some research before, some proof that yag Sonic was using human test
subjects to create these oozes. Maybe these scientists are just the next version of
that next evolution that what can we We need more information about who's really heading
up Jacksonic. Do you think I do? I've got who's behind. I've
got Blip running diagnostics on that who's stuff now while we were at the stout
arts, Flip's been working on that. But yeah, do you have other
ideas of stuff that we can look into to try and figure out who's at
the top of this? We need to capture as somebody who can use words,
not these mutings, maybe see if we can get information from them.
Liam keeps popping up everywhere. I wonder if there's a way for us to
incapacitate him and question him. I mean, you know when um was it?
What? How do you say it? Um? When there's little crawley
things around and you take like a cup and you capture it, you take
it outside. Maybe if we get like something that is about the size of
a robotic skull and we capture him in that and then put a paper underneath
and take him with us, that could that that could potentially work. M
like us, So his chamber inside of a cup? Do we need a
stasis a chamber? I mean his skull walked like a spider. Yeah,
so you think a paper is going to help, well, I mean a
strong paper, a strong paper. I'll see what I can. Will you
put your hand underneath the paper, paper nets to hand under the paper.
I'm just thinking he had flamethrowers. Okay, I don't know if his head
has flame throwers, his robot body had flame alright, Okay, fine,
So something stronger than the paper you can handle that like cardboard, that is
that is a stronger than the paper. So okay, you get the cardboard.
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to your regularly scheduled broadcast. I don't I don't know, but I know
I'm exhausted after just the first introduction to to those mutants. We need to
come up with a better fan instead of just walking out into a bunch of
mutant pots next time. Though it was funny and I did get a lot
of views. They did vote that you would die, did they? They
did? But you proved them wrong, so good, good for you.
I'm happy that I approved them wrong. No, I agree, though we
need more information. We need better information, so we're not walking in blind
like that into a situation. So I mean, we could go to yok
Sonic headquarters and you dress as your Yo Sonic and I will do something like
the same and maybe we can find somebody to talk to. Yeah, I
know that, I know that outside of building, I know most of those
guys since I protest out there all the time. So I have a couple
of ideas of who maybe we can who seem a bit sympathetic maybe to my
protests. Do you think that they were going to turn us into those crazy
creatures in the basement. I mean that's where they were supposed to take us
once we got captured, right, I have no idea. Maybe they were
going to absorb us into the blob. Yeah, I'd rather not be a
blob ever. Okay, So here's what I'll do. I'll see how we're
doing on our little scam that we're running to get the bounties off our heads,
See how well that's that program is holding up, and then I'll see
what Blip gets back from that vial of who's I know what if I go
as my alter ego Marcia and do a protest like I used to do,
but obviously as me as Sylvia, can't do a protest out there, But
I could go protest and you can be in your Yo Sonic uniform and then
look around and see if anybody seems kind of sympathetic on the Yo Sonic side
that maybe we'll give us information. Yeah, should we put some feelers out
to schedule the protest for to be noticed? Yeah? I will I can
put out a message saying that my friend A Marcia, we'll be doing a
protest in my honor and I obviously I can't. And which facility should we
protest? Do you think? And the one that they held, Zous,
that's the one that I usually go to. Okay, I like this idea.
Let's see what Zoos has. I'm gonna message him and ask him if
he's got cardboard down on his floor that he can bring up, so I'll
use my agents shoot him a message about cardboard and ask him if he's coming
to eat some food. Um. Yeah, us probably would have some cardboard,
probably at least a little bit that he could spare. I mean they
got some pretty strong cardboard from Chuck Burger to be able to hold the massive
Chuck size. Yeah, that's that's true. Yeah, we probably probably spare
like a Chuck Burger carton or two. Do you even have a chug Burger
tray? Yeah, I'll bring you'll bring the tray with it. It's like
a set. Yeah. Sylvia fills Inzus on what their idea is of going
to going under an all um, going as Marcia to protest outside and seeing
if we can possibly capture someone or if one of the Yoxonic employees might just
be willing to give us information. If not, I mean, plan B
is to just capture one of them. So I mean it's a pretty good
plan. I mean I think I think it'll probably do well. But like,
where do I find in this? Well, you are Debacca, right
you, I will I can have you invisible and if anything goes from you
are the savior. Okay, okay, I can live with that. And
you can also look around maybe do the same as U Nitz is doing,
looking around for people that might have information. All right, yeah, yeah,
let's do that. How long does invisibility last one hour? Oh?
Okay? Okay, and that's concentration yeah, m hmm okay, And it's
uh yeah, just the normal normal invisibility, so like, yeah, if
I were to attack, it would go away. Yeah, it's greater invisibility,
does it greater? Does greater also last an hour? Oh? I
thought so? Oh? Um no, it's concentration up to a minute.
Yeah, because it dropped on Yeah, dropped on Nitz before. Um m
hmm. I can and probably I mean, in all honesty, like not
being able to attack while invisible is probably fine, because by the time stuff's
really going down, it doesn't really matter if Zaus is still invisible. Yeah,
but yeah, by the time stuff gets to like firefight levels, like
Zaus doesn't really mind being exposed. Yeah, in fact, it's probably better
if he's exposed. Yeah, I could do polymorph. Listen, you can
be whoever you choose. A raccoon. Maybe he's like a raccoons talking raccoons,
but big guns. That sounds real, real, real weird, like
ridiculous, even such a thing? What you want to polymorph? And then
a signal? Right, so when you are polymorphed, you can't necessarily speak
the same language as me. So we need a signal for when you want
me to stop concentrating on making you up if you can't turn me into something.
Shouldn't it be something like Inca's biggers? Yeah? What do you want?
Uh? Had the pillar a rat? Like? Well, like,
what's what's normal like around that area? I mean, like, like,
what what kind of animals would you see around there? Flying serpents around me?
I don't know, Um, what what what what does what does your
protest like a mask out of something? Oh? What does your protest have?
Something kind a mask out of something. Mm hmm. That's dress house
up as a mascot, yea, or in a mascot outfit. Yeah,
uh could dress could dress this house up in uh. Yeah, So you
could just be a a mascot and your signs could be your guns. But
we just put like we kind of wrapped them in some paper to make them
look like sign handles and then put the signs over top of them. So
you're carrying around these big, huge guns that look like signs, and you
have a tailor that can sew a mascot outfit together. Just gotta figure out
what kind of mascot. I mean. My first thought goes to Tracy Chapman
would be her mascot, but I don't think that's correct. I'll have to
think of it. All I can think of is a Chugburger mascot. See.
The thing that always comes to my mind whenever I'm like trying to think
of like a team name or I guess mascots in this case is the Mongoose.
That's a good team name. Yeah, all right, I'm going to
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