This is the downbeat on ninety seven to one, the free wag up weird
with a downbeat. It's Danny, it's Mikey, it's j J. And
it's KT six to ten every weekday morning. We'll be here Monday too.
I don't care about no presidents. Lere partying six to ten am, join
us. Throw it on your little pre set. I don't know, having
fun real quick. We got a tweet from our buddy and fuego. Weird
golf situation. I'm an amputee. I was chipping one hundred and twenty five
yards out in my backswing. My foot literally broke on my prosthetic leg.
I flew sideways, pitching wedge in the air, ball went three inches backward.
Somehow I'd like to see that. So he defied physics and gravity and
has a broken prosthetic. A sad cautionary tale. Don't go golfing. Also,
you see these dudes are doing some wild s this building. Yeah,
we have massive construction. These places in various states of disrepair. And I
was just making my coffee and I was watching them, and I was like,
these are real men working, and I salute them. So I would
like to dedicate the remainder of the show to the hard working men and women
out there sweating, doing the real work, climbing the ladders with the utility
belt on, making place, putting their lives on the line. The guys
you're having dalliances with workers comp Yeah, situation. See there's electrical wires hanging
everywhere. They're on a metal ladder. It's chaos. They have to clean
this place up. Man. One end of our building completely just tarped off.
Yes, so we don't get the blowback from whatever kind of demolitions going
on in there. Insteader this a message sent to the rats that infested our
building fifteen months ago. Yeah, maybe that's the mission. And I just
out there deciding between original flavor of French vanilla with a squirt of flavor into
my coffee. You went French, right, yeah, d I deserve it.
He's not a farmer, and I just took a moment to respect these
hard work. And this is a man with refined tastes, right farmer.
Indeed, Oh, we got a fun game coming up, what half an
hour? Yeah, the phone not to be confused with the floor. And
you don't need to call in because we already have contestants because this contest a
little bit of planning and it's sort of gonna be a one second challenge who
can has a favorite band and who can name a song in one second.
It'll be fun though, we'll make it fun KT. It's going to be
circled around KT's and all of the Dave Matthews. I mean, that's what
we're really doing here pretty much. It's a KT show off segment with some
other people partaking as well. But right now it's time for the butt.
Give it a JJ audio up please, because it's time to take a look
at what has happened this week in the news, press conference, fiasco,
your judgment that is your judgment and missing hiker, plus stop the wedding,
the priest big day, why cop shut it down right in the middle of
the macarena. Then the shocking report O. J. Simpson has cancer,
Austus questmas and the shocking moment Taylor's boyfriend shoves the coach. I did not
like it, and what's up with those laser beam eyes? Then Taylor don't
come? Did they tell her not to attend the big victory parade for Travis
Kelsey and his teammates to come, Do not come that new video partying in
the club with mom and dad? Plus can get stuck on your fingers and
pickleball scandal. These women say they were swindled by the pickleball king. I
invested twenty five thousand. Shame on you, Rodney Plus, it's a new
Beyonce dance craze. Come sad now quite a week? Wow, Wow,
quite a week. Plus. I could listen to that like ten times in
a row and just be happy. Yeah, you miss a lot. You
should just piece them all together for Monday Presidents Day and we just won't show
up four hours never ending. Then Plus's tailors, don't you come? Did
they tell her not to attend the big victory parade for Travis Kelcey and his
teammate. I'm gonna come. Do not come a new video partying in the
club's mom and Dad? You put that in there? Gosh, that's a
while we were sleeping. Taylor played in Melbourne in front of ninety six thousand.
You know, you check crap and you wake up. It was very
impressive. The Melbourne I don't know, Cricket Ground or whatever, one of
their their biggest stadium, ninety six thousand. I was thinking, she's got
to be tired, and then I realized that she's probably flies on a plane
that has a big bed on it. Giant. Yeah, the best cobbler
in America, finest bedbbler. Now, I do want to get to a
couple of stories, but I also I want to get to this tease of
the NBA player with two voices. Tyre's Halliburton of the Pacers is awesome,
and he went on the Pat McAfee show. Sorry, you will hear a
bit of Pat, but listen to Tyre's Halbert. He's just talking and he
gets called out on this. But for us, I think that for so
long after peeing, those guys left and the Bonus is a great player,
and they had other guys. But like I think for the more casual basketball
fan, it wasn't necessarily appealing, you know, like, yeah, post
basketball is not appealing unless it's your kid's or Joel or Shack, you know
what I mean, Like, you have two different voices? I do people
say that all the time, did you hear me? I didn't know if
it was our microphone I ever catch it, you know, Like I watched
podcasts after and I'm like, dang, my voice changed. I don't make
a sentence, did you guys didn't know? I wrote it down. Two
different voices wrote it. It just happened. It just happens that way.
Actually, sometimes it's pretty cool. It's like, uh, you know,
Lil Wayne talked about how Draken sings. Okay, so listen, did y'all
hear it? Yeah? Well I thought it was another person. I thought
it was he was like Yon, kind of like you like talking through a
yawn. He was just talking. He was his voice. It's like it's
like he had bubble voice for a minute. Yeah, just happens all the
time. The Bonus is a great player, and they had other guys,
But like I think for the more casual basketball fan, it wasn't necessarily appealing,
you know, like, yeah, post basketball is not appealing. I
thought that was another dude finishing. Yeah at first, I actually think it's
funny that McAfee's just was staring at him and waiting for to finish. Two
voices, have two different voices. The Bonus is a great player, and
they had other guys, But like I think, for the more casual basketball
fan, it wasn't necessarily appealing, you know, like, yeah, post
basketball is not appealing unless it's your kids or Joel different that now that I
know what I'm looking for, that is wild. It's insane. This is
really appealing. You know. They said you have two different voices. I
do. It's that's what that is. He becomes possessed by saying, I
think it's safe. I think I do, not think. It seems like
a nice guy walking into the street and then I bought some lollipops and other
guys. But like I think, for the more casual basketball fan, it
wasn't necessarily appealing, you know, like, yeah, post basket unless it's
your kids or Joelle. Yea voices is interesting. I've never heard anything like
that in my life. Because you wrote that down, I thought it was
gonna be like Karl Anthony Towns, who has real voice which is a little
more high pitched and lighter. And then when he does an interview, yeah,
we're playing ball, you know, like the intention. Yeah, but
that's not that at all. It's funny, he says, Yeah, people
say that all the time. He's like, I don't. I didn't know
you have two different voices. It's so crazy, Uh, you know what
I mean. But you have two different voices. I do people say that
all the did you hear? I didn't know if it was our microphone catch
it? You know? Like I watched podcasts after and I'm like, dang,
my voice changed. I don't made a sentence, did you guys?
I wrote it down, two different voices. I wrote it down. I
wrote it down pat mid sentence. So that's kind of funny. Tyre's Halliburton
of the Pacers. Good dude, Yeah, fun player, great player.
I like him. He's plugging multiple personalities all around. For I have a
local story. But I'm gonna skip over this local story for a second because
I do want to do this story today because it's Friday and it's just fun
to have a weird one on Friday. Right, there was an award winning
Penn State professor. He got arrested in a beast reality case like a year
ago, and that's parts sick, right, And I might tell you there's
a sick part of this. But he's facing more charges after videos emerged showing
him engaging in so loot axe in a park and it includes tons of butt
activity. I remember the story, do you remember the beginnings? And then
it's gone it's gone, it's evolved. Put it that way. His name
is famous Themous Matt Sukus. He's sixty four. Uh oh, hold on,
and he is. Yeah, lookout, Matsukus m A T s O
U k A s. Why you related? No, I'm just checking if
that's a Lithuanian name. But that is a Greek name. So we're in
the clear. Themous Matt Sukus now sixty four. Again, he's already got
these charges of what was his bactiality charge? What I don't dog like but
okay, yeah, busted busted. Yeah, so like I didn't need more.
He's a chemical engineering but busted, busted a chemical engineering professor, all
right, really yeah. Back in June of last year, got caught naked
from the waist down committing stuff with the dog at a state forest. Okay,
now, police ended up searching his home of it, so please search
us down pants. They get the video, they search us home, and
then they come to his house and he's bagging it. He just shoot me,
kill me. I'm done. I'm dead. You don't understand I do
it to blow off steam. What I gotta do for you to shoot me?
Please shoot me? Kill me? Like he does that when they searched
out Mark all that. So he's already got all these you know charges for
what he did to that poor collie. Now that's the bad part. I
don't want to get to that. That's you know, that's terrible. He's
back in the news today because they found fifty five more videos on his electronic
devices, and it's wild. Videos of him naked but wearing a ski mask
in many of these situations. Yeah, they of him feeding the geese on
a picnic table in a lake and at a park, and on top of
the Pennsylvania Department of Conservation and Natural Resources vehicles. It's on top of these
like state park vehicles, sitting on the roof of the vehicle. Yeah.
He's also seen climbing a tree while naked and in one inserting a TUTSI pop
in into himself the back door to pop Pop, which is sort of like
a traditional suppository anyway, a pope. Yeah, with the steak, and
there's chocolate center and and that stupid cocky owl in the middle. Dude,
owls are a holes. Yeah, I think so too. It said that
a little cute one that was running he was cute. This guy sounds like
he loves the party. He does chemical engineering, chemical engineering. Clearly an
intelligent human. Yeah no, probably a genius. Yeah, probably a genius.
But then your deviance just takes award winning too. I mean, is
it all? Multiple books published, dozens of journal articles, won three teaching
awards, at least three teaching awards at Penn State, including the Premier Teaching
Award from their Alumni Society in twenty seventeen. Well, a respected feller.
Meanwhile, he's going out to State Park. I can tell you that sometimes
people award give awards out flippantly. Yeah, if he will not celebrate the
award part too much, if anyone knows, I hate Okay, other than
the dog, I don't admit to this. Now, where were you when
you were making T shirts with this statement? It was part of the joke.
Given gifts of that T shirt to toddlers. That's funny. Other than
the dog, no known victims of his deviance. Yeah, the one dog,
but it's not the one dog. The best part is when the cops
show up and he's shirt donging. He was shirt donging when they arrived.
No, they found videos. They found videos from the part liked security footage
and there's a public nudity thing. He's got or riism, yeah, angle
terror, I don't know. So they got this footage at a part called
alan Seeger State Park. He was at four leaset camps and also two private
properties, so he had to go out into nature and do the deed.
Couldn't time in the tree like this. PhD from Michigan was a Penn State
since nineteen ninety one. But once he got the dog arrest, who's related
to his responsibilities. But that's how it's man. If you eliminate the dog
from that, it's not that bad. It's just a guy doing keeping stuff
at the park. You guys, ever had a attack outdoors a jack attack?
No? Never in your life you've had a jack attack outdoors? Not
my adult live doors where like pennis camping or yeah, camping, I guess
the mall. No, no, not the mall. Indoors camping. I'm
saying, completely isolated. Maybe out on a nice Adirondack chair on a dock
out by a lake and there's no one, and then no, you just
have an attack. I don't think I have. I don't think you feel
like people are watching you all the time. Mike through the scope of their
sniper rifle, wearing a gilly suit cold and they're like, where's your three
straight days of all these suit mentions as promised? I like, I like
totally nude, but ski mask that's kind of bad. As you trying to
protect you can't catch me. Yes, it's not like you're the same.
It's the same penis that we saw when you were don't don't do it again.
Well, I'm glad they got this. Guys, he go to jail.
I mean, if you didn't go to jail with a dog thing,
I don't None of these other crimes are as terrible as that one. I
guess. Sit on top of a car public though he's got videos of the
stuffy that's bad, But does that belong in jail? No, doing that
to a dog far more belongs in jail than Yeah, for sure. Sitting
on top of a buick. I see, you're asking good questions that matter.
There's a fine car. You're asking good questions that matter in this story,
And I'm sitting here going and how did they know it was a totsy
pop and find a wrapper like did the rapper have the little star on it?
That means you can go get a free does it could have been a
blow pop, right, and I mean you have. The only to find
out is if you break it, break inside and see what's in the center
doesn't chocolate? How long you leave it in there before it's gone? Yeah?
Do you leave it? I don't know, man, I don't know
what the play is. Your body eats the pleasure that kevinaugh for the story.
Honestly, he's pounding his dashboard. You're easy. These are floorboard littered
with tootsy wrappers and just sticks, the little little candy residue on the tip.
All right, a different story. Way too much time on this birthdays
or something birthday, moving on to birthdays. That's it, That's that's good.
We did enough. I told you the news. I'm gonna give it
a C minus today. Great, and then it was half after that it
was an F and that averages out to We See Mine. You open the
show with a good song, a good hit that people like. Wait,
you can get stuck on your fingers plush. We didn't have a little porch
pirates this week, but that's okay. Coming out next we're gonna go ahead
and start activating the well. We're gonna start calling some people on the phones
here and get them on board because we're giving away some Dave Matthews Band tickets
through a new bit called the phone will activate the randomizer. It's gonna be
a beautiful cluster. It's gonna be yeah, this could this could fall into
the ditch and we could be drowning in a creek. But we're gonna go
ahead and give it our best shot. The phone is next for a chance
to win Dave Matthews Band tickets for some of our listeners. If you like
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