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Cobblestone on Maine. All right,
school breaks over, the eclipses passed,

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It's time to get back in the
groove, eating good food, hanging out

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with good friends at an upscale bar
that is Cobblestone on Main. They also

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have a fantastic event space. I'm
having my son's college graduation dinner there.

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You can inquire about it up to
fifty people. If you're having a bridal

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shower, a baby shower, an
office celebration, just to welcome spring,

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whatever it is, Cobblestone on Maine, they'll treat you right one on nine

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West Main Street in the village of
Webster, from the Mac of All Trade

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studio in Fairport and driven by Victor
Chrysler Dots. Geeve Brahm, it's Billified,

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the Bill Moran podcast. Well,
hello and welcome. Thank you forgetting

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or pod on. Thank you for
telling a friend about the Bilified podcast.

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Kevin got eclipsed. That was your
joke. Yeah, it's stole your joke.

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He was the one blocking out the
now now now now now now you

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know he did come down to Innovative
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mom and my mom, and my
mom said behind Kevin's back, and it's

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a big back to say stuff behind. Yeah, he's a really good dad.

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He is. He's a really good
dad. He's a good dad.

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His kid down and he was he
actually he was saying some things. My

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mom was laughing, and he had
a great time. Did you get out

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of work or did you have to? I was out of work briefly for

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the CI. They let you like
they give you like you know, like

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prison yard time. Yeahpt prison yard
time an hour. You got an hour

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to go out and did you really
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check it out. Went to a
friend's place and which is nearby. Yeah,

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And if you were on the road
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to pass over the throughway like one
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you know those three way overpasses.
There were like literally two cars on through

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away. There were no cars on
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you know, the eclipse happens,
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and yeah, you just got a
bunch of darkness, which kind of looked

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cool with like the sunlight in the
background, you know, and all the

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lights popping. Yeah, because like
even even like the little like you know,

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everybody got these solar lights that when
you know, so those started popping

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on and then popped off, which
is kind of funny. In the middle

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of the afternoon you realize it's like
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after it's over, like I gotta
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back to work. I'm like,
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sleep? Did you? I was? I was like, yeah, yeah,

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I ended up taking a nap too. I didn't take I ended up

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taking a knop. I ended up
bringing everything back here and setting up going

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to my wine and cheese bar and
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dinner. And yeah, so I
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it was because so I told myself, all right, Tuesday, I start,

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you know, eating seriously until Memorial
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would eating no sugar, Okay,
no sugar? All right? All right?

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Yeah. So I'm like, well, since I'm out for the eclipse,

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somebodys will get some ice cream one
last time? Yeah, Q your

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diet, Yeah, eclips cream,
dude. Man, the cars were coming

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out of nowhere, like everybody got
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it's like traffic. People are like
cutting each other off. Really,

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I don't know. I think it's
just because everybody had like somewhere the hell

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a sudden, had to be at
a party they had to go to.

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But all of a sudden, everybody's
like getting out, And now was there

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anything going biblical about this? Nothing
blic nothing biblical? There was one there

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was, you know, if you're
on Instagram, I'm not on much social

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medium on Twitter and Instagram, and
I barely I'm going on just here see

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what clips are? Yeah, so
right, nobody does. I don't post

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anything, don't really post anything anyway
except on Twitter, and nobody pays attention

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to that either. But somebody posted
that the last time there was an eclipse

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in the United States, it went
from west to like a lot like this

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one. I went from east to
west, and a bunch of towns called

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Salem were in the path of the
clips. Yeah, okay, And this

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time a bunch of towns called Nineveh
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Where those two paths cross is a
town called Rapture. Oh my. Yeah.

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Here's the thing though, The Bible
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which is really scary because if you're
still here, Yeah, yeah, there

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en times. Yeah it's not gonna
be fun. So there's really nothing biblical

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about it at all. But there
are some people who tried to make it

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sound and it's like, well,
we're still here. I had a an

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epiphany during that whole thing. Oh
did you? Yeah, I really did.

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I really found this to be very
moving. And I said it yesterday

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on the podcast, and I might
have said it a little harshly, and

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but I think that I stood there
and I watched this, and I went

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everything we have been told, everything
we have been taught about life is compmpletely

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wrong, completely wrong. Okay.
I think that the Bible, and you'll

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disagree with this, has been misinterpreted. I think that the translations through the

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years. I think the idea that
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hard, that you have to do
all this is completely wrong. And I

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really felt that watching this, because
I go, oh my gosh, we're

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all coming out to watch this celestial
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make it happen, none of us. So clearly there's a greater intelligence,

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call it God, call it source, whatever you decide. But the Earth

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is spinning, the moon, that
all this stuff, it's all going on,

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and we're all caught up in our
own minuscule drama. And I went,

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holy crap, I think that everything
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Earth, and I think the only
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I really do. As I'm watching
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need is already here. They don't
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You don't have to bring it anywhere. Everything you need is already here.

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Everything you're not starting over, it's
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we left off. You know,
baby's born today or picking up where we

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left off. Right, They're gonna
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of technology that we never had.
They'll see technology we probably won't. They

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won't have to fiddle with an to
watch a game. Yeah, hey,

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roof, can you see it now? Can you see it now? God

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damn it? You know did you
pull a bag then front of the tv

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again? Like all that stuff.
So I'm just thinking like so I was

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like wow, and I go,
everything you need is here, And I

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was like I felt like in that
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second, it's all done for you. It's all done. It's it's pretty

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much all done. And then when
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and you get to choose through life
how you do things. But we

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condition people to gotta work, gotta
work hard, gotta do this, and

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we don't encourage people to follow their
dreams and just be happy in all this

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all that shit you sent me,
excuse me, all that stuff you sent

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me yesterday, the old people,
the old people on Twitter being interviewed,

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and I think I still have a
couple of them here. Let me just

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see if Doug date any of them. No, No, how old are

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you? Ninety five? What's your
secret for looking so great at ninety five?

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Being upis not being naked? That
I'm right, But do you see

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what I'm saying? Like all that
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god, that you sent that,
just as I was really thinking all day

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about the eclipse and all this stuff. And I go, man, we

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get caught up in all the minution. We get mad, and we get

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we spin and we do. I
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you are but a player on the
stage to strut and fret your hour

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and then to be heard no more. And I'm paraphrasing, I'm not saying

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it exactly. The way Shakespeare did, but that that's basically the thing.

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Like you come out here, you
huff your puff, your bluster, you

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do this, and then poof,
you're gone. And it's like I go,

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wha, yeah, but you just
come here and enjoy do what you

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love to do and have that positive
I'm starting to believe that you can pretty

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much point at things and go I
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on that, and I'm gonna do
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like, let's just go to sports
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you live a little bit. Michael
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stayed focused, you know what I
mean, and was the best. I'm

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not saying like everybody, as this
lady who you're hearing says, stay positive.

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She said, my husband was very
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long as me. I didn't live
as long, So there's other factors that

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go into it. But I'm like, I think overall, we just live

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wrong. We live wrong. This
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and pay. I feel like like
the higher intelligence, God or whatever it

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is, nothing but benevolent love.
You will never have a greater love than

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the love of Source, who put
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sun the other day and did all
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You know. I saw Neil de
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My mother was in town as she
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good night's sleep. I was sleeping
on an air mattress. I'm buying a

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cot. An air mattress I believe
is the leading cause of sleep deprivation in

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America because they lose just a little
bit of air at night and then it

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becomes a goddamn core exercises. He
tried not to roll off that thing in

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the movie, like wow in your
stomach urge. Yeah, so I wound

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up on the couch last night.
I'm not doing that again. I'm like,

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I'm buying a cot and the only
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well, you have three kids,
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and I'm like, nobody's here,
nobody's here. I like where I live.

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It's fine. And when they come
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That's it. But anyway, that's
just my thoughts. So I'm gonna

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surprise you a little bit I think
a lot of what you're saying is actually

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biblical. Yes, it is,
because it's there because He was trying to

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teach you all the stuff. So
you have to do a hold of it

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like the Catholics and ruin it all
God. Yeah, yeah, I'll blame

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the Catholics any time you want.
But God is eternity past, the eternity

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present, and He is always full
of mercy. He is full of grace,

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He is full of love, which
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place. Because if he because as
I once read, if God were just

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a god of judgment, his judgment
would have killed you last night. You

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wouldn't have woken up this morning.
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chance, another day, another opportunity. And if you're living a sactified life

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through Christ, do whatever you want. Well, see now, do whatever

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you want now. That's where you
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I think that it's your soul.
You are part of that, that one

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consciousness, that one thing you are
connected, so you are the higher intelligence

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inside you. But when you come
here, it's a gift and you have

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a choice, a choice to stress
out or you know it now. It

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gave me a whole new perspective on
one of the things you and I.

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I always liked Bill Hicks's final concert
where he says there's two things, love

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and fear, and there really is. And Bill Hicks was just a comic,

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just a comic, but it was
almost like he had this epiphany this

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thing because it is it's just love
or fear, So what are you going

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to do? I always think that
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you could come dripping your illness in
front of him, and all he saw

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was the real you, the true
you inside that he didn't see all that

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negativity. He just saw the pure
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thing that put the moon, that
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that's that's the only thing. And
if you can just relax a little bit,

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stop stressing so much and just take
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you think about this, everybody,
I always say this, even to my

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kids and stuff, think about this. Has not everything in your life worked

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out for you? And I think
if you change, I'm starting to believe

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like you come here and it is
a mirror and whatever you're thinking, you

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get you ever have this where you
go. Totally saw that coming. Fucking

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knew it. Oh yeah, oh
yeah, fucking knew it. I could

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see yeah, because you set the
XP stuff on the expectation. No,

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but I'm saying, in your own
in your own life, when like,

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let's say bad things good my mom
and I My mom said to me today,

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you know you have a hard time
telling some people who have lost a

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child, who have lost this that. I go, I can't explain some

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of those things. You were right. But because my mother said to me,

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well, what do you say about
getting old? Like she goes,

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I want the body of a twenty
year old, because I go, I

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think you can just get to the
world where you can sort of point you

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can have or be or do anything
you want. And she said, well,

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I want the body of a twenty
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I said, well, I think
that as you go on your journey,

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you're not meant to be here forever. You're not you're not designed for

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that. And this isn't that your
eternal energy just like internal God you the

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energy will live forever, but the
body will not. I it's a little

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weird, but there is some crossover
in the I understand that. I mean,

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I'd like to pick where I end
up, not Hell, I don't

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see. I don't think there is
any of that. I think I believe

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why because everybody gives themselves the benefit
of the doubt. But deep down,

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everyone's a douchebag. And that's everybody's
a douchebag. Everyone's a douchebag, Bill,

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what are you talking about? Every
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with the exception of Jesus Christ,
even people know he wasn't a douchebag.

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He got mad and he killed a
fig tree. Yeah, because the tree.

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To make a point, it was
his tree to kill to begin with,

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he's God. Or when he flipped
over the money changers because they were

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taking advantage of the Sabbath. The
point is, no, The point is

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that you know, everybody's a douchebag. I don't under everybody because we're all

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like, we all give ourselves.
We're all just good people. Like the

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Joel Ostein's theory people are good people. Well, no, we're actually not

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good people. We make mistakes all
the time. And I'm not talking about

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just honest mistakes, purposeful mistakes.
See Bill Hicks when he was talking about

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like you know when he gave that
whole speech, he was talking about the

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people the life is like a ride
on a roller coaster, and the people

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who come back and tell us it's
just a ride are the people that everybody

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else wants to kill because they have
so much invested in that ride to keep

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everybody shut up so they could go
and enjoy their pleasures and gain more power.

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Right, and ultimately, at the
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all people who you give us a
little bit of power, and then you

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want a little bit more, and
then you want a little bit more,

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and then before you know it infringes
on somebody else. And it doesn't have

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to be You don't have to be
a leader of a corporation. You could

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just be just Joe Blow on the
street. I hear what you're saying a

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little bit here. We're centered all
selfish, well, but we should be

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that. I would argue to the
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think being selfish is okay within moderation. Can't be good for anybody else unless

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you're good for you. Take that
shitty mood and go and try to interact

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with your wife. Take that shitty
mood that had nothing to do with her

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and go interact with her, and
how does that go. It's gonna work.

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Okay, So now be in a
great mood for whatever reason and take

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that same energy and she's in a
shitty mood and lift her up maybe maybe,

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but don't meet her there because that's
not because her happiness is not your

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responsibility. And I think that's something
that I think a lot of us do.

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I even said last night, I
think there's a lot of times where

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people confuse emotions. That was something
I was thinking about, Like we think

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worrying about somebody means we love them. No, I don't believe you can

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worry and love at the same time. You can worry and you can love,

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because when you worry about somebody,
you feel different. When you love

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them, you feel different. You
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So you can't do the two things
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that in our language and in our
mind. And so to me, I

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hear what you're saying is and what
I took Bill Hicks thing as and we

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should play it and I didn't grab
it, but I will is that there

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are people that you're right that don't
want don't come back and tell us this,

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because if you do, you're gonna
upset the apple cart, because we're

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all about the drama and we're about
making more money, and we need these

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people to work. And I even
said to my mother, I am starting

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to believe the conspiracy theorists who have
and I don't know that it was really

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a conspiracy, but people said that
schools were designed to make you factory workers.

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Yes, so you were designed.
And I went and Nelson Rockefeller said,

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I don't want a nation of thinkers, I want a nation of workers.

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So I thought, okay, So
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pure freedom, you know, like
all the money in the world, all

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the money in the world, is
it just what is it? Really?

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It's freedom. It's complete freedom.
You get to choose and do whatever you

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kind of want to, where you
want to go, how you want to

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go there, all that stuff.
But it's available to everybody. You just

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have to tune in. And I
really think it is all about vibration and

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where is your head And when you
get yourself in a bad spot, think

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of how shitty you feel and how
that compounds, and all of a sudden,

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it's one thing after another after another, because that momentum gets going and

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the only way to stop it is
to go to sleep or something that most

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people won't do. But maybe meditation
prayer sometimes keeps you on that track.

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I would say, completely empty in
your mind does not because you're not thinking

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about anything. Harder to do,
harder to do. It's very hard to

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keep nothing. Yes, really it
really is. I'm not facetious, No,

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it is. It's very hard.
That's why I would say to people,

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if you're beginning to meditate or something
and you really want to try it,

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listen for a sound that has no
emotional connection for you, the buzzing

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of lights, the hum of a
fan, the air conditioner, or something

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like that, and just yeah,
oh god, oh my god, it's

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like Darth Vader at times. I
love my man worried about it. Yeah,

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I know. Anyway, I don't
This gets all too deep, and

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I hope it doesn't bore people.
But it is an interesting thing to me

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as you watch that, because I
go, boy, not that we're in

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significance, because somebody goes, I
can show you the insignificance of life.

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No, what it shows you is
all of this was designed for you,

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for you. Yeah, and I
believe at some point your energy chose to

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be here. You and got a
conversation, and you went, and then

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you get here and everybody goes,
you gotta sacrifice, you gotta work hard,

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you gotta blah blah blah. And
I'm not saying not to work hard,

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but I'm saying, go where the
bliss is, Like, I really

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really believe this sacrifice has already been
made. Yes, it's your opportunity to

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take it or leave it, Yes, exactly, But we do this thing

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where we've got to, you know, sacrifice for this one and you got

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to give up this, and you
can't give up that. Well, hold

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on a second, Okay, there
are things that you know, what's gonna

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make you feel better. Is eating
a gallon of ice cream gonna make you

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feel better. You're gonna be shitting
your brains out the next three days.

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You haven't feel great afterwards. No, I'm just saying, so all things

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in moderation. We learned that as
we go. But you're you're never gonna

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get it. You never get it
wrong. I don't believe you ever get

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it wrong. And I don't think
you ever get it done. And it's

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always just continuing on ractifications. A
lifelong process. And I also think that

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whatever is already happening right now,
that's old news, right, But all

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you have is now the moment.
That's it. Until you got this is

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it right here right now? That's
all that's it. So in this moment

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you have a choice of things to
do. Whatever one excites you the most,

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go and do it to the fullest
as the best you can, and

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don't worry about the consequences. It'll
all work out. Yeah, And that's

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really how I thought all you had
this epiphany likesting on the warning track watching

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it all. Yeah, that was
really what I thought, and I was

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excited to talk to you about it
because I thought there were some biblical things

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and I don't mean biblical, I
mean of a godly like you know,

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where we could agree on things.
Yes, yeah, absolutely that we disagree.

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No, I understand I read something. And you gotta be careful when

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you see like videos that come across
your screen on Instagram or YouTube, because

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yeah, believe, yeah, they're
not all true, They're not all truly

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the stuff. It's not a conspiracy. I want a conspiracy every Thursday with

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Dan's latest conspiracy conspiracies to watch for
conspiracy, right well, conspiracy Watch with

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Dan. I really haven't like focused
on on much of those right now,

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but there was somebody posted something about
they've gone over all the solar eclipses in

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history, and they think that on
April third, around either thirty three or

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thirty six a d if you go
through NASA's website. And I don't know

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how they did this. That's why
you gotta be careful, because you can't

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just take it at face value.
They believe that Jesus was crucified, and

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that was also the Bible talks about
the sky turning black in Jerusalem at that

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point for a few minutes. Now, they believe that perhaps whoever wrote this

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says they think that there was a
solar eclipse on the day that Christ was

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crucified. Okay, so that may
be. You know that everything is divinely

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orchestrated, that you could look at
this as a divine orchestration. Well,

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it is a divine orchestration. You
know, in fact, that the planet

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moves every day. I started to
say, like Neil de grasse Tyson's talking

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about how fast the Earth spins,
and ye, who does that that if

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somebody hit the brakes, we'd all
go flying through it would be dead.

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But the point is, have you
gotten up and worried about that? No?

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Okay, the world's still going,
son still comes up. You've got

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tides go in and out, all
right, So let's you're always gonna be

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a break. It's all done for
you. It's all done for you.

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Yes, just go. Let's not
be an asshole to each other. Let's

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not do that. You can go
for each other. I think being little

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self centered is okay because you got
to take care of yourself before you can

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go interact and be good for anybody
else. And sometimes you have to do

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things even when you don't want to. Your kids need to eat. I

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had a lot of vegetables today.
I wasn't happy, but I did.

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I did take care of myself.
I can't know you're not. Yeah,

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I can't wait to hear about this. Shiit die. You're gonna try not

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even it's not just a sugar.
And I'm having more fermented foods like kombucha

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and stuff like that to help take
care of my gut. Hull Okay,

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good, I take care of you
guys. I want to get I want

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I want to lose at least ten
pounds by memorial day by memorial. I

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think that's a I think that's a
safe goal. Okay, I think it's

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a very safe goal, you know, So I keep it there. I'm

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going to do everything I can to
stop it. Yeah, crumble cookies every

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day, you and Kevin getting pizza
from TKS. Oh mare, I love

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it. I got a call because
I just reminded me of this last last

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night on the podcast. I was
four Cheeses. Doug was in here,

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and Doug was talking about his set
at the Comedy Club when he was doing

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the Greg Owens Comedy Show, and
he said to me something about, uh,

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they asked me how much time I
was going to do when he said

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I was going to do fourteen minutes, and he's like they all kind of

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flipped out on him, and it's
like we said ten to twelve, and

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I go, Doug, when you're
new, you gotta do the allotted time,

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right, the allotted time. What
you're gonna do? I said,

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But if you go over, that
was really going to kill you on it

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because sometimes there's some crowd work or
something that happens, and if they like

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you from the back, you just
know to move on. But when you're

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the new guy, to comedy.
You got to follow their rules for a

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while, just like any job,
just like anywhere you event. Yeah,

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so ten minutes, make it the
best fucking ten minutes they've ever heard,

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you know what I mean. Just
keep it tight, so I said.

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And then I got a call.
So I told this story about I'm seeing

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a show where Bobby Slayton was in
many years ago, the old Comics Cafe,

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and I get a call from the
comedy club and they go, hey,

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listen to the market. Pleader goes, hey, one thing I got

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to call bullshit on. You didn't
do seventeen minutes in front of Bobby Slayton.

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And I said I did, And
I said I wasn't bragging last night.

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My point to Doug was that was
terrible. I should have never done.

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I didn't know I did it until
Joe T pulled me aside in the

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back and was like hey man,
and he's like, Slaton, woant have

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ripped you apart? I go,
well, at the time, I mean,

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look, brother Wee's was I had
a lot of influence. He had

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a lot of influence, and you
were under that umbrella because I was producing.

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He was kind of like the Carson
of Rochester in the way like if

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you got to sit on his couch, people are gonna come see you.

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Well, so I was exactly,
but I was also on his show,

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producing his show. So Slayton was
cool, and Slayton was always nice to

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me. Even after that Bobby came
on this podcast. Bobby would come on

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every radio show I had done.
He wouldn't always, he wouldn't come on

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with me and Tommy, but he
would talk to us and explain why out

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of loyalty to Weeds, which I
always thought was cool. But he always

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talked to me like I could call
Bobby and we'd have a conversation. So

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there was that cool thing. But
it was like, I can't believe that,

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And I said, well, my
point was, you gotta follow you

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gotta follow the rules. You gotta
follow the rules. But you were bringing

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up sabotaging people's diets. That's why
I went off on this tangent because we

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used to sabotage people all the time. Sally Sally from the Old Week Show,

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she would order she would want egg
whites and blah blah blah. So

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Jo T would call down, got
you guys will First of all, you

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guys would get like free dunkin donuts. Well yeah, yeah, but they

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but this was in the building.
We would play for a breakfast. There

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was a restaurant in the building,
so he would call downstairs very particular.

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She wanted egg whites and howe toast
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So Joe t would call down and
go extra butter on the egg whites,

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blah blah blah, and then Sally
would get it. She goes, oh

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my god, these are the best
egg whites I've ever had. And we

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all be like the meanest shit,
right, I mean, like that Jack

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Garner and JJ, two people who
are no longer on the planet in there

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in that physical form. Tommy took
h hershey kisses and played them out and

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we watched their heads bock as two
fat guys. I couldn't breathe. You

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thought the eclipse was something that was
fucking amazing, two big fat guys heads

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going boom is they're going for the
same candy was unbelievably priceless, Like I

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couldn't. I couldn't. All right, we will take them home when we

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come back. The cost of things, Danny going way up, I see

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that, Yeah, lots, I
didn't realize how much we're paying, how

409
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:07,480
much more we're paying for things.
But we'll give you some of the price

410
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:11,039
stuff and then I'll I want you
to think about this. If you could

411
00:26:11,039 --> 00:26:18,240
permanently freeze one thing at a dollar, price is a dollar, what would

412
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:22,160
that one thing in your life be
that you could freeze at one dollar?

413
00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:25,680
Okay, we'll get to that next. But first, Iron Smoke Distillery and

414
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Fairport, New York. Have you
checked out their website. It's Ironsmokedistillery dot

415
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com. You can go there and
you can set up tours and tastings by

416
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emailing Scully. You can do it
right through Ironsmokedstillery dot com. And while

417
00:26:37,599 --> 00:26:41,400
you're there, check out the calendar. They got a lot of great things

418
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:45,440
happening over there, just in the
entertainment world, like tonight Thursday, April

419
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,200
eleventh, the Uptown Groove will be
performing. Now. They play a lot

420
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:52,720
of your favorites, Blondie, Kiss, Blink one, E two. It's

421
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:56,519
a wide range there, but it's
a whole lot of fun. And that

422
00:26:56,599 --> 00:27:02,279
begins tonight Thursday, April eleventh at
seven thirty. Then tomorrow night, Friday,

423
00:27:02,319 --> 00:27:06,720
April twelfth, the Acoustic Sunset sessions
with a great guy, Tyler Norton.

424
00:27:07,039 --> 00:27:08,960
You may know Tyler from the m
eighties. You may know Tyler as

425
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:14,480
the guy who plays when you do
Live Man Karaoke and Iron Smoke Distillery.

426
00:27:15,039 --> 00:27:18,079
Yeah, he'll be there doing the
acoustic sunset sessions Friday April twelfth from five

427
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:22,799
to eight. And then where are
my dead friends? Come on, let's

428
00:27:22,799 --> 00:27:26,200
go see mud Creek. They're back
at Iron Smoke for another night of your

429
00:27:26,279 --> 00:27:33,480
grateful favorites beginning eight thirty Friday April
twelfth. All there at Iron Smoke Distillery

430
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in Fairport, New York. Baby
Paul Connors and Pharamis at two six to

431
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:45,960
two. Comp today, Mack of
all Trades. Because spring breaks over,

432
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:49,000
the eclipse is over. It's time
to get back in the groove. You're

433
00:27:49,039 --> 00:27:52,880
looking around your house going, how
am I going to get back in the

434
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:57,000
groove? How did all this destruction
happen in here? Where were you when

435
00:27:57,079 --> 00:28:02,319
the molding got peeled away from the
wall? Where were you when the toilets

436
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:06,079
started running and wouldn't stop? Where
were you? Don't worry about it.

437
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:08,359
Mac of All Trades can handle whatever
is going on. Give them a call

438
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:15,039
at five eighty five to zero two
ninety two eighteen. Now our attention starts

439
00:28:15,079 --> 00:28:19,119
turning to outside. Maybe you want
a bigger area to entertain, a patio,

440
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:23,039
a deck, an extension on the
deck. Mat can handle all of

441
00:28:23,079 --> 00:28:27,599
that. Whatever you envision, Matt
can make happen five eight five two zero

442
00:28:27,599 --> 00:28:33,039
two ninety two eighteen, or find
them online at Mac of All Trades dot

443
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:41,039
net. Sorry, Danny, this
is a cover just for you. No,

444
00:28:41,519 --> 00:28:45,880
yeah, what some shitty hymn.
I don't know, I don't put

445
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:57,920
I don't think this is the original
case us is just stump Robert Randolph.

446
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:12,400
Thats a nice version of yea yeah. This is a song that your religious

447
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:19,000
grandmother could get behind. Oh right, we were talking about the Bill Hicks

448
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:23,640
piece of It's Just a Ride,
So I don't know if anybody's ever heard

449
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:26,960
of this. Bill Hicks was a
comic, I don't want to say a

450
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:30,920
cult comic. He was somebody that
was more popular in England than he was

451
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:34,559
in the United States, and he
had somewhat of a cult following. I

452
00:29:34,599 --> 00:29:40,759
think one of my favorite things was
when Letterman had his mom on many years

453
00:29:40,799 --> 00:29:45,680
later and played the set because he
had he had a bit that I think

454
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:51,559
I think it was the Catholic League
of New York City pushed back because they

455
00:29:51,599 --> 00:29:53,720
were they were running anti abortion ads. They were going to pull their ads

456
00:29:53,799 --> 00:29:59,000
or something. So I think I
don't know that it was Dave's choice so

457
00:29:59,079 --> 00:30:02,400
much. I don't know. Dave
certainly fell on the sword, so to

458
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:06,119
speak. And the head writer went
out and did a set that night,

459
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,599
and Bill Hicks has a I have
a book of Bill Hicks' writings, and

460
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:14,559
he said he was so depressed he
had just sat in the bathroom and he

461
00:30:14,599 --> 00:30:18,279
worl like a three page letter to
Dave about how this was crazy. But

462
00:30:18,519 --> 00:30:21,480
he had a joke saying like,
you know, all these Christian people you're

463
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:25,319
walking around with a cross, And
he go, do you think that's the

464
00:30:25,359 --> 00:30:27,000
best option to be war? And
if Jesus comes back, he's like wait,

465
00:30:27,039 --> 00:30:29,839
wait, wait wait, yeah,
like it'd be like where you get

466
00:30:29,839 --> 00:30:32,359
an electric chair? Yeah, And
we had a pastor actually say that.

467
00:30:32,359 --> 00:30:34,640
He goes, can imagine people walking
around the little electric chairs around there around

468
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:40,480
their their decks, and I'm like, yeah, Bill Hicks talked about this.

469
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:44,960
So Bill Hicks did this set and
this was I think his kind of

470
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,000
his final show. He was very
sick with cancer. He didn't let on

471
00:30:48,519 --> 00:30:49,839
when he did, like the Letterman
thing, and he knew this was going

472
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:53,400
to be his last time, and
he had been for some reason always bumped

473
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:56,839
from Letterman. Yeah how about a
few times, yes prior, but this

474
00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:02,079
time he got on as he get
bumped, like you know, So he

475
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:06,839
got on and then they're just they
cut. They decided to cut his set.

476
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:11,640
So then many years later, he
can't date, brought his mom on

477
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:15,880
to uh the CBS show and played
the set and said, I don't know

478
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:19,319
why I did that. It was
really really a cool piece to watch.

479
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:22,000
It's out on YouTube because there is
a point? Is there a point to

480
00:31:22,119 --> 00:31:27,880
all this? Bill? Let's find
a point? Is there a point to

481
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:36,839
my act? I would say there
is. I have to write. The

482
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,799
world is like a ride at an
amusement park, and when you choose to

483
00:31:38,799 --> 00:31:41,599
go on it, you think it's
real because that's how powerful our minds are.

484
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:47,440
And the ride, okay, you
choose to go on. That's something

485
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:51,960
I believe to. I believe that
whoever that energy in you, you chose

486
00:31:52,039 --> 00:31:53,880
to come here. I know that
sounds a little nutty. I wish I

487
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:59,119
would have chose to be an all
pro quarterback now you know, and when

488
00:31:59,119 --> 00:32:00,960
you choose to go on, you
think it's real because that's how powerful our

489
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:04,920
minds are. And the ride goes
up and down and round and round.

490
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,960
It has thrills and shills, and
it's very brightly colored, and it's very

491
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,720
loud, and it's fun for a
while. Some people have been on the

492
00:32:10,799 --> 00:32:15,480
ride for a long time and they
begin to question is this real or is

493
00:32:15,519 --> 00:32:17,960
this just a ride? And other
people have remembered and they come back to

494
00:32:19,039 --> 00:32:21,720
us and they say, hey,
don't worry, don't be afraid ever,

495
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:29,759
because this is just a ride,
and we kill those people. Shut him

496
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:32,759
up. We have a lot invested
in this ride. Shut him up.

497
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:37,480
Look at my furrows a worry,
Look at my big bank account in my

498
00:32:37,599 --> 00:32:43,480
family. This has to be real, right, It's just a ride.

499
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:45,960
But we always kill those good guys
who try and tell us that you ever

500
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:50,559
notice that? And let the demons
run a monk. But it doesn't matter,

501
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:55,880
because it's just a ride and we
can change it anytime we want.

502
00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:00,759
It's only a choice, no effort, no work, no job, no

503
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:05,720
savings of money, a choice right
now between fear and love. It the

504
00:33:05,759 --> 00:33:08,640
eyes of fear wants you to put
bigger locks on your door by guns,

505
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:13,160
close yourself off the eyes of love. Instead, see all of us as

506
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,960
one. Here's what we can do
to change the world right now to a

507
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:21,079
better ride. Take all that money
we spend on weapons and defense each year

508
00:33:21,119 --> 00:33:23,400
and instead spend it feeding, clothing, and educating the poor of the world,

509
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:27,440
which it would many times over,
not one human being excluded, and

510
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:36,039
we can explore space together, both
inner and outer, forever in peace.

511
00:33:36,839 --> 00:33:39,880
That was it. Nineteen ninety two
is last Special And I was very poignant

512
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:43,440
to me. And when I heard
it, I wanted to play We played

513
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:46,880
in the old show, and I
just was a huge fan of that guy.

514
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:51,799
I actually used that at my uncle's
funeral. Jeers, I used that.

515
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:53,960
Wait a second, Okay, I
wrote it out. Yeah, well,

516
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:58,160
hey, gody, God, hang
on a second, because now you've

517
00:33:58,319 --> 00:34:02,039
wait wait why here's why. He
was not a No, he wasn't a

518
00:34:02,079 --> 00:34:07,160
religious guy. He wasn't His parents
were. And they brought to a psychologist.

519
00:34:07,359 --> 00:34:08,760
Yah, see what and the psychologist
goes, no, it's them,

520
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:13,519
it's not you. You know,
because he questioned everything. He was one

521
00:34:13,559 --> 00:34:15,639
of those people. He questioned it
like he questioned the Kennedy assassination. That's

522
00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:19,119
one of his other famous bits.
Yeah, but I mean, I'm just

523
00:34:19,119 --> 00:34:22,039
saying, like, so you take
the whole thought, did you take?

524
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:23,920
Well? I took the approach that
and I stopped and I said, now

525
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:27,679
look, and I brought up the
fact that he wasn't a Christian, but

526
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:30,159
I brought the fact that Bill Hicks, what he is trying to say is

527
00:34:30,159 --> 00:34:32,400
we kill those people. Let's think
about the biggest person we killed the reminders

528
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:37,039
of all that. Could it be
Jesus? Well, you know what I'm

529
00:34:37,079 --> 00:34:39,920
saying, like like he was the
one was reminding everybody. You know,

530
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:43,840
hey, look this is just a
ride. You know. You can get

531
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:45,840
on with me, or you can
stay on this and try to do this

532
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:50,320
yourselves. And that that was the
whole point that I was making, is

533
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,800
that you know, like there are
people who remind us, they stopped,

534
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:57,079
and we kill those people. I
would say, I would argue that the

535
00:34:57,119 --> 00:35:02,760
real work in life is to always
try to go with a better feeling thought

536
00:35:04,079 --> 00:35:07,960
that that's the real work. It's
hard, it's not easy. The real

537
00:35:07,039 --> 00:35:10,639
work isn't got to find a job. About Bubba, it's feeling good as

538
00:35:10,679 --> 00:35:15,480
I go to work, and staying
in that that positive because it goes back

539
00:35:15,519 --> 00:35:19,480
to the only analogy I can come
up with is being in the zone.

540
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,000
Right. All of us at some
point have had that work. I mean,

541
00:35:22,039 --> 00:35:25,760
it is like, man, you
are walking and it's like you're on

542
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:30,039
walking bricks of gold. Everything in
front of you is going great, and

543
00:35:30,119 --> 00:35:31,840
bam, bam, somebody hands you
a freak cup of guffey. You got

544
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:37,119
a great barking spot. Holy shit, there was an extra three thousand dollars

545
00:35:37,199 --> 00:35:38,800
in my bank account. I didn't
even realize, you know, you know

546
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:42,559
what I'm saying, Like, it's
that kind of thing, and if you

547
00:35:42,599 --> 00:35:45,880
go with try to get back to
that feeling more often, that's the real

548
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:51,440
work, and that's the love.
That's what I believe. Call it your

549
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:57,159
inner being called a God sees you
as that as as the best version of

550
00:35:57,199 --> 00:35:59,960
you ever and loves that version of
you. And I think a lot of

551
00:36:00,159 --> 00:36:04,599
times the reason you feel emotions and
bad emotions is the disconnect from you.

552
00:36:05,159 --> 00:36:07,599
I call it inter being. You
may call it God, but the disconnect

553
00:36:07,599 --> 00:36:12,320
from that because God only sees pure
positive and knows everything you want, and

554
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,880
it has a way for you to
get there. But you just need to

555
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:17,880
let it happen. I mean,
basically, your job is to relax and

556
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:21,480
let it happen and stay positive.
I really think that, and I feel

557
00:36:21,519 --> 00:36:24,119
like that's sort of what he was
saying. It is just a rid it

558
00:36:24,199 --> 00:36:28,280
is. Yeah, I use the
example, you know, like, but

559
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:31,800
I can't believe that you took me
a heathen, and a man's heathen means

560
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:36,880
people misuse that word all the time. Of course, it basically means gentile.

561
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:40,360
It doesn't heathen or the nations.
It doesn't mean yes, it does

562
00:36:40,599 --> 00:36:45,039
well, because good bye, if
I'm a gentile, I look, if

563
00:36:45,039 --> 00:36:46,599
I look over, you have a
jew, and I look over at the

564
00:36:46,639 --> 00:36:51,679
gentiles, they're heathens. I don't
believe they're all right, But it doesn't

565
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:52,679
mean like that, Like, you
know, people have taken that word of

566
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:57,559
being like unbelievers. No that's not
the case. Yeah, it's become a

567
00:36:57,599 --> 00:37:00,719
slang for that, but that's not
the case. Well, they were the

568
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:05,119
unbelievers. They didn't believe that Jesus
was the son of God. Oh yeah,

569
00:37:05,199 --> 00:37:09,840
they were all right. The tables
have heard. I was reading something

570
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:15,880
today and I would like to start
doing something with you that's going to require

571
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:21,199
a little more work. From you
boxing oh okay, oh, I would

572
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:23,440
like you to come up with like
conspiracies that are happening, that are out

573
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:27,960
there, that that that are real, like conspiracy. You could just come

574
00:37:28,039 --> 00:37:30,880
up with one. Maybe we explore
the conspiracy, maybe we get somebody on

575
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:36,039
who talks about but I'd love you
to have like, you know, conspiracy,

576
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,360
Dan's you know, conspiratory. We
I don't know. Sometimes there were

577
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:42,440
some of these things that you were
buying into a little bit, yeah,

578
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:45,000
oh yeah, oh yeah. But
like I've always said, they're not conspiracies

579
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:49,679
if they're true, Like okay,
so if they're true, if they're true,

580
00:37:49,679 --> 00:37:52,679
they're not conspiracies. You know.
You know, I'm saying like the

581
00:37:52,679 --> 00:37:58,239
whole idea of you know, but
like George Carlott always said it, Yes,

582
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:00,800
he said it years ago. They
don't have have to like sit down

583
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,519
and have meetings. These people,
they all belong to the same club.

584
00:38:02,519 --> 00:38:07,159
They all have the same self interest. They may may be one flavor of

585
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:08,920
the other, but they all have
a wink and a smile. I mean,

586
00:38:09,119 --> 00:38:13,239
think about it. The Clintons,
the Obamas, and the Bushes.

587
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:15,159
Okay, they really don't have much
in common other than the fact that they've

588
00:38:15,199 --> 00:38:20,239
all been presidential families, and they're
all buddies. They're all from the same

589
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:23,159
club, different aspects of it,
but they're all part of the same you

590
00:38:23,159 --> 00:38:27,880
know. Well, I think they
came into the club with nudge think I

591
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,920
mean Bill, Yeah, Clinton fruited
into the club by the higher power of

592
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:35,119
America, the deep State, or
would have. But we have this thing

593
00:38:35,199 --> 00:38:37,440
called the delusion of I call it
the delusion of choice in this country.

594
00:38:37,559 --> 00:38:40,639
But it's better than anywhere else.
But it's still a delusion of choice.

595
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,639
This is the best we could do. Okay, So yeah, conspiracy theory,

596
00:38:45,719 --> 00:38:51,079
Yeah, just just just some yeah, one that they all belong to

597
00:38:51,119 --> 00:38:55,880
a club. Yeah. Uh.
Items cost, Now, what is the

598
00:38:55,960 --> 00:39:00,800
what is the cost of living?
You're supposed to get a cost of living

599
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:06,639
rays Every're supposed to be three percent
every year. So an item costs three

600
00:39:06,639 --> 00:39:12,760
and a half percent more last month
than they did the same time last year,

601
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,559
which is a little higher than just
the cost of living. So since

602
00:39:16,639 --> 00:39:23,440
January twenty twenty, grocery prices are
up twenty five percent. Since January twenty

603
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:28,760
twenty forty, you've shown people going
through costco and taking pictures from now versus

604
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,400
like a month ago, and it's
like they're up even a month, let

605
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:35,239
alone a year. A dozen eggs
was two dollars and thirty six cents.

606
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:39,280
What do you think the average cost
is now? About about three sixty seven

607
00:39:39,519 --> 00:39:43,800
three eighty four, that's what they're
saying. But three sixty seven going around

608
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:46,480
about a year ago dollar forty eight
cheaper? Is that amazing? Yeah?

609
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:52,400
It's like, I so why is
that? What is happening again? This

610
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:59,280
is just is it the cost of
gas? Transportation? Transportation's part of it.

611
00:40:00,119 --> 00:40:05,360
Also the fact that like there's fewer
and fewer farms farming nowadays. I

612
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,679
mean Bill Gates has gone out and
bought a ton of farm land. He

613
00:40:07,679 --> 00:40:10,960
ain't farm. It's like they kind
of want America to, you know,

614
00:40:12,519 --> 00:40:15,800
beg for things. Who see now
that I would say is a conspiracy?

615
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:20,360
Who are they? I think it's
I think it's he's a he's a member

616
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:23,079
of the World Economic Forum. Yeah, they want America and China to be

617
00:40:23,159 --> 00:40:25,480
neck and neck, or they want
China to pass America. They want to

618
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:30,760
destroy America the World Economic Forum.
They believe that ultimately Marxism is the cure

619
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:35,000
for everything that Soviets didn't do.
It right. The Chinese really didn't do

620
00:40:35,039 --> 00:40:38,440
it right, because I do my
homework, Billie, homework from who see

621
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:44,480
this is? Now this I'm calling
a conspiracy. I'm calling this bs all

622
00:40:44,559 --> 00:40:47,119
right. But they have meetings every
year where they talk about how we're not

623
00:40:47,159 --> 00:40:50,719
gonna have to talk to each other
anymore, be able to communicate with our

624
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:54,880
minds because you're gonna have no privacy, Billy. You'll own nothing. You'll

625
00:40:54,880 --> 00:41:00,280
own nothing, and you'll be happy. You'll eat bugs while they eat I

626
00:41:00,599 --> 00:41:04,320
believe. Oh yeah, by the
way, I know climate change. Here's

627
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:07,800
a here's a big one. If
the Obama's really believed in climate change,

628
00:41:07,199 --> 00:41:12,880
why would you own property in Martha's
vineyard? Because the oceans are gonna eventually,

629
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:15,880
you know, eat away at the
coasts, right, Billy. So

630
00:41:15,159 --> 00:41:20,159
none of these idiots, these democrats
would own any property on the ocean,

631
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:27,039
wouldn't they? And insurance companies would
actually be costing the insurance would cost more

632
00:41:27,119 --> 00:41:30,679
to own that kind of property because
of climate change. In shirts, which

633
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:35,039
by the way, doesn't exist.
But it's all a scam. There's flood

634
00:41:35,079 --> 00:41:38,639
insurance. Flood inshirts is one thing, yes, but you know, not

635
00:41:38,639 --> 00:41:43,239
not climate change. Insurts, not
all of a sudden, like the water's

636
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:46,280
receding all of a sudden. This
is where the lake stuff. I have

637
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:49,639
to laugh at you. You could
laugh all you want. I think it's

638
00:41:49,719 --> 00:41:51,800
ridiculous. People laughed at Alex Jones. And by the way, I'm not

639
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:53,280
a big Alex Jones fan, but
he's been right about a few things.

640
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:57,480
Okay, all right? You know
what. The sun shines on the dog's

641
00:41:57,519 --> 00:42:00,360
ass every day too. His balls
get a little sunshine. They're out there,

642
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:04,320
you know. I think it was
the dogs balls that dropped in front

643
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:07,239
of the Uh. This all eclips
on the Mexican television to see. Now,

644
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:08,239
this is why I don't know if
I want to do this, because

645
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:12,239
every week I'm gonna come in with
the conspiracy that you're going to make fun

646
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:15,599
of. I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I'm not yes, because I don't

647
00:42:16,039 --> 00:42:22,480
I don't believe it. It's not
so much that I am very interested in

648
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:28,519
how people think. What I want
to do is again, let's go back

649
00:42:28,559 --> 00:42:34,480
to where we started getting caught up
in the minutia, focusing on the moment

650
00:42:34,519 --> 00:42:37,920
that we have and not sweating this
kind of stuff. This stuff sounds silly

651
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:43,440
to me. I am not a
climate change denier, but I am not

652
00:42:43,519 --> 00:42:46,719
a climate change believer either. There's
no way that we could have all these

653
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:50,079
people in all these cars and not
have heated things up a little bit.

654
00:42:50,079 --> 00:42:52,679
I don't think anybody within a brain
and just in terms of logic could say

655
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:55,840
that. But I don't think it's
as bad as it is. And I'll

656
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:59,960
go back to the very simple thing
that we all just saw the eclipse.

657
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:04,559
It's all happening. The Earth seems
to take care of itself. Should we

658
00:43:04,599 --> 00:43:07,360
be good stewards of the planet,
Yes, we absolutely should. Are there

659
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:12,519
changes happening, Yes, But I
believe that's evolutionary. Do I think that

660
00:43:12,679 --> 00:43:15,840
humanity is going to be wiped out? I don't, But that doesn't mean

661
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:17,880
I'm right either. And I'm basing
that on opinion, and I think a

662
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:22,639
lot of these things we have to
go back to. Opinion is halfway between

663
00:43:22,639 --> 00:43:25,639
fact and fiction. And that's where, in a way, it kind of

664
00:43:27,079 --> 00:43:30,800
bugs me to even say this that
when President Trump called fake news on things,

665
00:43:31,599 --> 00:43:35,159
I think it's a way of saying, well, how on a second,

666
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:37,960
let's hear the other side. It's
just a different jargon, and some

667
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:42,880
people don't like maybe like his style, but I'm just saying that he wasn't

668
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:49,760
nuanced. No, he's not nuanced, So right, he's just the fake

669
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:52,519
news I'm saying. I'm not getting
into the political aspect of it. So

670
00:43:52,559 --> 00:43:55,000
when I hear these things, I
want to go, well, who are

671
00:43:55,039 --> 00:44:00,400
the they? Because I'll give you
a totally off topic example, and that

672
00:44:00,519 --> 00:44:05,599
my social media is kind of blown
up with comments on this. I get

673
00:44:05,599 --> 00:44:10,599
my haircut by a woman named Randy
Nelson. Randy is of Jewish descent.

674
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:16,880
She has had bar Mitzvah's for her
sons. She had one last year for

675
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:21,159
one son, and she's having one
a year from now, and she's very

676
00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:25,800
concerned about this. She wants to
have entertainment, so she wants to get

677
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:30,960
drummers with drums that light up to
be on stage to play along with the

678
00:44:30,039 --> 00:44:37,280
DJ. We're talking a wedding expense
with these this expenses. Oh these are

679
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:44,519
and I go, man, some
girl that was never born to you is

680
00:44:44,639 --> 00:44:46,880
very thankful, because that would I
mean, it just would be crazy.

681
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:52,199
Okay. Has nothing to do with
anything except for the fact that she said,

682
00:44:52,199 --> 00:44:55,800
well, everybody's doing that, And
I always say when somebody says everybody

683
00:44:55,840 --> 00:45:00,960
to say everybody. Who's everybody?
Well, all the people I see on

684
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:05,960
Instagram and in other cities. And
when I say everybody listens, everybody watches.

685
00:45:06,599 --> 00:45:08,840
Try to take a step back in
your own mind, because we all

686
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:13,280
say that everybody's doing it. Were
you it? I've said it. It's

687
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,760
called hyperbole. But when we step
back and try to take a just a

688
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:22,840
rational moment and say, can you
name ten friends? Then when you do,

689
00:45:24,039 --> 00:45:28,199
some people can maybe do more.
That's only ten or twenty people.

690
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:31,599
Is that everybody? No, it's
not. It's a real small percentage.

691
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:35,320
So that's why I say, who
are they? I don't know who the

692
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:38,360
theys are? Are the Theys Bill
Gates? Are we saying that Bill has

693
00:45:38,639 --> 00:45:44,559
amassed all this power? Bill Gates? It's the Clinton's. It's Klaus Schwab,

694
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:50,119
It's Noel Harrari, It's Tony Blair
who was actually like like Tony Blair

695
00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:53,039
like actually wanted to be King of
England when when he was Prime Minister.

696
00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:55,760
Howd the fuck do you know that? Dude? I've read about it.

697
00:45:55,880 --> 00:46:00,960
Oh this guy, this is my
thing. It's like, but who's telling

698
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,480
you that? Is it? Somebody
that was on the inside. Hey,

699
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:07,119
that's like people saying and and and
I want to believe this too. Sometimes

700
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:10,079
President Trump, and then I also
had an argument for this. And I'm

701
00:46:10,079 --> 00:46:15,000
not a Trump guy. I'll say
it. I'm not neither of us.

702
00:46:15,079 --> 00:46:19,400
I'm not really a Biden guy either, definitely not a Biden Well I would

703
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:24,719
yeah, okay, but that aside. I scratched my head when I watch

704
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:30,119
that. I uh, but with
with with Trump, there were people who

705
00:46:30,119 --> 00:46:34,920
said, I've sat sat in meetings
with him. He didn't know certain world

706
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:37,360
things. I don't know. I
didn't read it. I'm hearing that song.

707
00:46:39,119 --> 00:46:42,599
Well, he didn't know. We're
certain. I have no idea.

708
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:44,800
I don't know. I don't know
what the man did or not. Some

709
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:47,599
people who's on the inside have written
things saying I haven't read them. That

710
00:46:47,639 --> 00:46:51,960
doesn't mean they're not true. But
here's the other thing. Here would be

711
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:55,960
my my thing back if you were
going to say that, man, many

712
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:59,760
people for many years have the government
needs to be run like a business.

713
00:47:00,639 --> 00:47:02,880
And if you're the CEO of a
company, there's a book out there called

714
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:07,519
Good to Great, and it's about
companies that have gone from good to being

715
00:47:07,559 --> 00:47:10,480
excellent. And then one of the
ones that I remember reading a lot about

716
00:47:10,559 --> 00:47:16,760
was Walgreens years ago, and the
Walgreen CEO said, I always hire people

717
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:22,280
smarter than me. And if you
talk to people who are in business right

718
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:25,960
down, Greg Connor says the same
thing. Yes, find people to almost

719
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:31,440
make up for your weaknesses. So
I don't know, now the president doesn't

720
00:47:32,039 --> 00:47:35,679
you know. It's not the be
all end all in our government. It's

721
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:39,760
not. So there are checks and
balances, yes, so I just but

722
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:44,920
I always take all of it with
not a great I wasn't there, so

723
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,079
I don't know. So when you're
saying to me he wanted to be King

724
00:47:47,119 --> 00:47:52,400
of England, I'm going who's saying
that? Somebody who was really does know?

725
00:47:52,519 --> 00:47:55,559
It was chronicled in the crown,
It's been in books. And also

726
00:47:55,760 --> 00:48:00,119
he's also the second and command of
the World Economic Forum. Okay, all

727
00:48:00,199 --> 00:48:02,239
right, okay. There are people
who believe and I'm not saying I believe

728
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:06,679
this because you have there's certain characteristics
you have to meet to be the Antichrist.

729
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:09,000
There are people who have actually put
them on a list of candidates to

730
00:48:09,039 --> 00:48:14,760
be the Antichrist. I'm not of
time today. Don't your kids have something

731
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:17,039
to do? Don't they have an
activity? They got to somebody making dinner.

732
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:21,480
The fucking make dinner and stop nine
billion people on this planet. Billy,

733
00:48:21,519 --> 00:48:23,599
somebody's gonna do something. I mean
what I'm saying doing YouTube video?

734
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:28,480
My got it. I understand it
brought me included, but I'm just like,

735
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:30,800
but my point is like, don't
you have other things to do that?

736
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:35,840
Go? Tony Blair's out to fuck
you today. It's a beautiful day.

737
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:37,440
Go take a walk. I understand, but you have to pay who

738
00:48:37,519 --> 00:48:43,559
is so? I told you who
they are the day. I'm only like

739
00:48:43,599 --> 00:48:46,719
a fracture of the way through the
list. Okay, uh frozen pizza one

740
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:51,880
of my favorite things. I do
enjoy a frozen pizza. I shouldn't say

741
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:54,840
that because I have friends who am
pizza butlers. Yeah, was three seventy

742
00:48:54,840 --> 00:49:00,679
seven now five point fifteen. How
about toilet paper? Yeah seven o eight

743
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:05,920
now nine to seventy five average cost
today? And I get I get the

744
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:09,039
the this is gross, this is
gross. It sounds gross. But I

745
00:49:09,079 --> 00:49:15,599
get the really big thick roll and
I get uh no, it's the sharmany

746
00:49:15,679 --> 00:49:17,159
I don't. I want to get
the dude wipes. I have had the

747
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:21,239
due wipes. Yeah, I want
to get dude wipes on. I don't

748
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:24,239
know. I use both. Yes, they go in first with the paper,

749
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:28,559
and then I want to just use
the wipes because I mop up because

750
00:49:28,559 --> 00:49:30,960
it's too many. You can mop
up the first time, but no I

751
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:34,400
can't. I got a lot going
on down there, pal apparently, yes,

752
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:38,559
all right, the days of my
ass are telling me more. So

753
00:49:38,639 --> 00:49:43,239
I go. I used this thick
toilet papers that's got ridges in it,

754
00:49:43,519 --> 00:49:45,960
okay, because the ridges catch yeah, catch it. Yeah, it gets

755
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:49,280
all the stuff that's right, and
it's thick, so I don't poke through.

756
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:53,800
And then later on when I'm biting
my name, whoa okay? All

757
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:59,440
right? If there, if you
could permanently freeze Daniel the price of one

758
00:49:59,519 --> 00:50:02,880
thing? You laugh at it?
I know, well you do. You're

759
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:06,159
doing it on purpose. No,
I don't do it. Dollars. I

760
00:50:06,199 --> 00:50:10,639
mean this. What would you choose
whole life insurance? Oh? Yeah?

761
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:15,320
At a dollar? Yeah? Why
because it's so expensive and it's a guaranteed

762
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:21,880
incocye, whole life insurance. They
have regulations on advertising and whole life insurance.

763
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:23,960
They don't The government doesn't want you
there. We go again to know

764
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:28,920
about whole life insurance. But it
is expensive, but it is guaranteed income

765
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:32,079
when you retire. It is a
nice next e and it's guaranteed, and

766
00:50:32,119 --> 00:50:37,000
it's tax free. Uh four O
one k's are taxable, our iras are

767
00:50:37,079 --> 00:50:40,280
taxable. Mutual funds are taxable.
And by the way, there's a lot

768
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:44,199
of hidden fees or this. You
just pay a flat fee every month.

769
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:49,400
It's expensive, but you're getting this
guaranteed income when you retire. You have

770
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:52,360
whole life insurance, No I do
not. I have term life insurance.

771
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:55,320
Why can't you get them? Because
because whole life insurance is expensive a whole

772
00:50:55,320 --> 00:51:00,679
lot of money, right, So
I spend a dollar on it. Yeah,

773
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:02,519
that's actually pretty smart, you know
what. Yeah, that made me

774
00:51:02,599 --> 00:51:09,800
the most tickets I could have said, I could have. Some people said,

775
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:14,639
housing or rent your mortgage or to
rent is a dollar that I can

776
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:16,920
actually get gas? Somebody said,
if we could freeze gas at a dollar,

777
00:51:17,519 --> 00:51:23,440
okay, medications, especially insulin a
dollar. Groceries somebody said, all

778
00:51:23,519 --> 00:51:30,400
right, homeowner's insurance. I would. So I'm thinking, what would I

779
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:35,519
want? That's a dollar? I
can only get one thing. Now,

780
00:51:35,519 --> 00:51:37,880
it would be nice if it was
a recurring bill for me that was a

781
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:42,679
dollar, And that's what I meant
because like it's hard to like keep groceries

782
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:45,159
at a dollar. It is,
But if it was a recurring bill,

783
00:51:45,199 --> 00:51:47,519
like an insurance, yeah, to
be like sure it's one dollar, or

784
00:51:47,559 --> 00:51:52,519
your rent or your mortgage at a
dollar, that sort of thing. But

785
00:51:52,679 --> 00:51:55,360
I would say I kind of like
this one airline tickets at a dollar,

786
00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:59,719
go anywhere you want, get away
from an all, blow off a little

787
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:02,000
steam, maybe good for your mental
health, and only costs a dollar.

788
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:07,119
I wonder if if we would see
less violence, honestly, if you could

789
00:52:07,199 --> 00:52:10,519
jump on a plane, true this
and go to Boston. Yeah true Italy,

790
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:15,840
yes, true this a dollar a
dollar dan to fly anywhere. Fuck

791
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:22,000
I'm in always thought would be a
cool reality show if you of a group

792
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:25,239
of people just go to an airport, like like Rochester, right, go

793
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:29,400
to the airport, you buy the
cheapest ticket, doesn't matter where the destination

794
00:52:29,519 --> 00:52:31,440
is. You buy the cheapest ticket, and you just go there, and

795
00:52:31,519 --> 00:52:35,960
then from there, after a few
days, buy the cheapest ticket and then

796
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,320
go to the and then all of
a sudden you traverse the country. Because

797
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:39,559
you're probably not gonna go overseas,
maybe you would. I don't know,

798
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:43,440
but how cheap the tickets are,
but it doesn't matter that day that you

799
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:46,440
have to leave. You have to
buy the cheapest ticket on, you know,

800
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:52,519
for that day, meaning and you
got to go for three days and

801
00:52:52,559 --> 00:52:54,559
make the most of that city.
That could be a hell of a reality

802
00:52:54,599 --> 00:52:58,239
show because now all of a sudden, it's like you're going to places like

803
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,519
well, you know, Tucson,
and then you fly out to then you're

804
00:53:00,639 --> 00:53:04,880
like al Paso, Texas, and
then the Seattle. Perhaps there was like

805
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:07,760
a great rate that day. You
might be able to like tour the country

806
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:12,280
pretty affordably, you know, if
you're just going on the cheapest ticket available.

807
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:15,159
It's actually not a bad idea.
We thought about it. Yeah,

808
00:53:15,199 --> 00:53:19,760
we'll just do it ourselves. Yeah, where are we going, uh to

809
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:24,599
Peka? No? But then we
sell it. Yeah yeah, right,

810
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:29,280
I like the idea. That's a
great idea. Bill and Dad's excellent Adventure.

811
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:34,119
Yes, oh my way. God. But Kevin or Kevin, you

812
00:53:34,159 --> 00:53:38,079
know what, there's weight restrictions on
some fla I'm serious, no serious,

813
00:53:38,079 --> 00:53:42,239
why that? By the way,
speaking bring it back to that that inflation

814
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:45,599
thing. You saw that all these
ninety nine cent stores are going out of

815
00:53:45,599 --> 00:53:49,360
business down South, right, No, yeah, like ny only ninety nine

816
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:52,480
cents or everything's ninety nine cents where
everything's a dollar. Yeah, well they

817
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:54,559
can't afford anything anymore. It is
the cost of it. Yeah, even

818
00:53:54,599 --> 00:53:59,159
the wholesale cost is more than ninety
nine cents. And these places like boxing

819
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:01,719
up because in Flace it's killed them, Thanks Biden. But that's the thing.

820
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:07,119
We'll take a moment. Uh,
you had a nickname as a kid,

821
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:10,599
Yes, a few of them.
Okay, we'll get in. I

822
00:54:12,039 --> 00:54:15,920
found I was going back through my
life and then I put something down on

823
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:19,960
social media and I had people write
in what their nickname was. So they

824
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:23,159
give a clue and I have options. One of them is correct. You

825
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:28,800
have to guess what their nickname was. Okay, all right, all right,

826
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:30,480
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842
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843
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844
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845
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846
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847
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848
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849
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850
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851
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852
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853
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and Shakes dot com. I think there's

854
00:56:44,119 --> 00:56:50,400
a bon Jovie documentary in the works
with he and Richard Sailora talking and I

855
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:52,800
saw something about that. I don't
know how true that is, but he

856
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:54,719
and Richie were on the outs for
a while. Yeah, they were it's

857
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:59,039
fired and they try to buy the
pills net backfire. Well, but they

858
00:56:59,039 --> 00:57:01,679
said there was never a fight,
and Richie was having some alcohol problems.

859
00:57:01,679 --> 00:57:05,880
And I don't know. I was
never a huge fan of bond Joby but

860
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:09,480
I didn't go see the main concert
that was that. I've never seen that.

861
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:15,559
Yeah, Jackson, are you still
holding patiently? Yeah? Where are

862
00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:22,519
you? I'm outside the factory,
in like the break area. So my

863
00:57:22,599 --> 00:57:28,719
son, Jackson had texted me because
in about a month his brother's graduating from

864
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:30,639
college. And there's a dinner.
But you want to know if there was

865
00:57:30,679 --> 00:57:36,440
anything planned for Friday or Monday.
Why, I don't know. Might see

866
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:38,159
some friends while I'm up there.
Oh yeah, we'll go see your friends.

867
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:44,320
The only thing I had was the
graduation in the dinner. That that

868
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:46,159
was pretty much it. I didn't
think there was much beyond that that.

869
00:57:46,199 --> 00:57:51,360
You're kind of yeah, you could
definitely do that. Did you have a

870
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:55,119
nickname in high school or anything?
Buddy, h Yeah, it was yours

871
00:57:55,760 --> 00:58:00,559
mar animal and Mariana baby. I
don't know what that was. I think

872
00:58:00,559 --> 00:58:06,159
it was that was your kid or
something. Okay, all right, so

873
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:12,280
I want to I so somebody I
asked about nicknames, and somebody wrote that

874
00:58:12,679 --> 00:58:15,039
they had to give a clue and
then you have to guess their nickname and

875
00:58:15,079 --> 00:58:20,800
I'll give you choices. Okay,
Okay, So this person says, I'm

876
00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:27,000
half American and half Chinese. His
name is Paul. Was his nickname in

877
00:58:27,119 --> 00:58:32,960
high school, Hong Kong Phony,
Twinkie yellow on the outside, white on

878
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:43,599
the inside, or Kung Paul.
I got my answer? You do?

879
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:46,480
Yeah? All right? What do
you say, Jackson? Hong Kong Phony

880
00:58:46,599 --> 00:58:52,320
seems too easy. I'm gonna go
with I want to say twink but yeah,

881
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:54,679
I'm just gonna go with Twinki.
I was gonna go with Twinkie too.

882
00:58:54,880 --> 00:59:00,119
That is correct. That is correct, fallas yellow on the outside,

883
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:02,559
right on the inside. I thought
that was a great nickname, which sounds

884
00:59:02,639 --> 00:59:06,559
terrible, But this person was saying
that was their nickname. They embraced it.

885
00:59:06,599 --> 00:59:07,519
I don't you know. What are
you gonna do? All right,

886
00:59:08,079 --> 00:59:13,679
Jackson? How's everything else going for
you? Pal? Good? Really good?

887
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:16,880
All right. There's a lot of
money I'm making I think good money

888
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:22,599
at my second job. Okay,
that's good. Overtime, it's fun.

889
00:59:22,719 --> 00:59:24,840
So it's there, all right.
Well, good. Got a lot of

890
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:28,559
jobs, Jackson. Jackson works a
lot. He works as a waiter,

891
00:59:28,559 --> 00:59:30,559
and he works in the in a
factory. What are you doing at the

892
00:59:30,599 --> 00:59:35,840
factory, buddy, it's a toilet, yeah, just pulling car parts around

893
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:38,960
a warehouse. Yeah, and yet
the forklift certified. I am yeah,

894
00:59:39,159 --> 00:59:43,800
yeah, I want to want to
bring this up since you're on there,

895
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:45,519
because I'm time picturing you, Jackson. How tall are you? Six eight

896
00:59:45,599 --> 00:59:51,480
six? Sibut there, I might
be sick then I don't know. Okay,

897
00:59:52,159 --> 00:59:54,800
Uh, how hard is it to
fit into places? Because a lot

898
00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:58,280
of us look could go, wow, what a great height. But I

899
00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:02,719
mean cars, airline seats, long
trips, trains, just buying clothes in

900
01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:07,960
general, maybe fitting in the forklift. How hard is that? Buying clothes

901
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:14,360
is I say, the hardest part, okay, and the second would be

902
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:20,079
like foods at the restaurant. I
just shimmy as far as forklifts, like

903
01:00:20,159 --> 01:00:23,840
cars and stuff, I just gotta
put the seat back, yeah, way

904
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:27,480
back. They just get rid of
it. Let me sit in the back

905
01:00:27,519 --> 01:00:30,599
seat. But yeah, the clothes. So you know what's funny is like

906
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:34,519
I love this company called True Classic. I love True Classic T shirts.

907
01:00:34,559 --> 01:00:37,800
They're the most comfortable, and I
buy them. So I bought Jackson a

908
01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:42,079
whole bunch of stuff. I was
off one number on their address because they

909
01:00:42,079 --> 01:00:45,360
have like a long It was like
I think it's two one one one two

910
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:47,159
or something, and I missed a
one in there, so I get a

911
01:00:47,159 --> 01:00:51,880
thing saying it's delivered Jackson's never you've
never gotten the clothes from True Classic for

912
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:58,440
Christmas? No, I haven't pisses
me off so much because nobody got delivered

913
01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:01,239
somewhere, and they were nice clothes, and I can't imagine that they're fitting

914
01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:06,639
many people. Somebody's walking around in
a fucking I mean, they get a

915
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:10,679
sail out a boat for God's sake. But yeah, they didn't refund your

916
01:01:10,679 --> 01:01:16,000
money or no, they replacements.
No, this isn't even the first time

917
01:01:16,039 --> 01:01:21,800
something like this has happened, because
Mammart sent me Saint Patrick's Day card and

918
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:24,639
last year and it ended up getting
back to her and she just gave it

919
01:01:24,679 --> 01:01:28,320
to me when I was up in
July. Yeah, but it came back

920
01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:31,000
months later. Oh wow, yeah, yeah months later. All right.

921
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:34,599
Well, I wasn't even sure China
got my birthday card, but I got

922
01:01:34,599 --> 01:01:36,719
a thank you card for her yesterday. All right, Well, good,

923
01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:40,840
that's very good. That's his cousin. I hope everything continues to go well

924
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:46,960
and you have a great night at
work, pal, So do I see

925
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:52,400
you later? All right? Danny
More, The nicknames give you some more

926
01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:55,320
nigative. What was your nickname in
high school? Bobcat, Bobcat? Why

927
01:01:55,400 --> 01:02:00,840
was it Bobcats? So my buddy
Davey was obsessed with the Police Academy movies.

928
01:02:00,239 --> 01:02:02,440
Oh yeah, Bobcat, goothway.
So he's still like, you know,

929
01:02:02,559 --> 01:02:06,800
do this Bobcat and the like,
that, like and that, whichaid

930
01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:09,320
Bobcat didn't do. He just did
that himself, so he'd always do it

931
01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:13,880
to me. So everybody else would
hear Davy say this, and they do

932
01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:15,400
the same thing to me. All
of a sudden, I became known as

933
01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:20,320
Bobcat, even though it was Davy's
thing. So then years later, so

934
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:23,079
I go to college and I tell
stories and they go, who's the bobcat

935
01:02:23,079 --> 01:02:27,639
cat? That's me. So everybody
at Fisher started calling me Bobcat, and

936
01:02:27,639 --> 01:02:31,239
I'll ring an athletic department to this
day still calls me Bobcat. Yeah,

937
01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:37,679
true story. Okay, all right, this person writes, I was addicted

938
01:02:37,719 --> 01:02:42,920
to mac and cheese. It's a
woman, Okay. Is was her nickname?

939
01:02:43,159 --> 01:02:51,159
Mac and sneeze craft or noodles noodles
Danny, Yeah, Danny phenomenal.

940
01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:54,199
How did you know what gives it
to you? Because people are typically like

941
01:02:54,719 --> 01:03:00,440
very bass, very hack when it
comes to nicknames and stuff and a name

942
01:03:00,519 --> 01:03:04,119
brand thing back and sneeze, it
sounds like there'd be more of the store,

943
01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:07,480
but Noodles is pretty plain. Like
there was a girl that I remember

944
01:03:07,559 --> 01:03:12,079
being a high school party that I
shouldn't have been at, and my parents

945
01:03:12,159 --> 01:03:15,480
knew they would be very upset because
everybody was drunk, somebody's parents weren't home,

946
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:21,519
and somebody had for some reason.
There was pizza with anchovy. And

947
01:03:21,559 --> 01:03:24,760
I can still remember this girl's name. She was really very attractive. She

948
01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:28,599
got sick, puked, and an
anchovy came out of her nose and was

949
01:03:28,599 --> 01:03:36,320
hanging there. She started a band
called Anchovy. I just called her cho

950
01:03:37,599 --> 01:03:40,760
Chovy. Now she owns a pizza
parlors. All right, here's another one.

951
01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:45,760
My high school social studies teacher said, I was very preppy and looked

952
01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:50,519
in my mirror every time I went
to class. It's a girl. What

953
01:03:50,599 --> 01:03:58,039
was her nickname? Buffy Porsche,
clueless, Buffy Porscha clueless, Oh,

954
01:03:58,119 --> 01:04:01,719
clueless, Buffy It was Buffy.
Yeah, okay, but again I can

955
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:04,079
see they're on the right You're on
the right path. Yeah, you know

956
01:04:04,119 --> 01:04:06,920
what it makes you makes more sense
to me because they call you clueless than

957
01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:10,719
like that's kind of well, it's
the movie. Yeah, and Buffy the

958
01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:15,400
Vampire Slayer. My wife still watches
Buffy. She really Oh yeah, she

959
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:17,880
watches more mindless television, but she
loves it. Danny, Yeah, I

960
01:04:17,880 --> 01:04:23,119
know. Careful, careful, careful. Does she You ever have conspiracy mountdowns

961
01:04:23,159 --> 01:04:26,440
for her? The world is ending? You wanted to be king? I'm

962
01:04:26,440 --> 01:04:30,800
not. Oh yeah, oh yeah, she goes. You've been really negative

963
01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:34,119
latly, but staying with the world. I'm paying attention about watching Buffy.

964
01:04:34,239 --> 01:04:39,320
Yeah, but are you paying attention
or are you just getting yourself worked up

965
01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:42,639
over something you can't control. Yeah, that's true, but somebody's gotta do

966
01:04:42,719 --> 01:04:45,840
something. Well what are you doing? You talk about it more people talk

967
01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:51,000
about it just well, okay,
well here that's why. Okay, so

968
01:04:51,039 --> 01:04:55,159
instead of driving your wife nuts,
let's do it here. But let's try

969
01:04:55,159 --> 01:04:59,480
to find and make it into a
real piece where we find people who either

970
01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:01,920
support or don't support that idea.
I have since stopped doing that in front

971
01:05:01,920 --> 01:05:05,320
of her, have you? Yeah? I have. How hard is it?

972
01:05:06,119 --> 01:05:09,800
You know what? Actually it's not. It's not as difficult as I

973
01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:12,760
thought. All Right, here we
go two more. I got a couple

974
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:15,039
other nicknames from college that I could
throw your way too. All right,

975
01:05:15,039 --> 01:05:18,119
well, hang on, it was
early nineties. Was the early nineties,

976
01:05:18,119 --> 01:05:24,679
and my hair was big. Stephanie
was her nickname Boso, q tip or

977
01:05:24,760 --> 01:05:30,519
shrub. It's a tougher one did
pretty well so far, Boso, q

978
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:34,599
tip or shrub. Well, early
nineties, you'd have to know who Boso

979
01:05:34,679 --> 01:05:41,840
the clown was. I think it's
Boso WHOA Really wait? Because I pointed

980
01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:44,800
that you were going, it sounded
like you were taking Boso off the well,

981
01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:47,519
yeah, well it was a Chicago
based television show had a WGN.

982
01:05:47,559 --> 01:05:50,079
If you did at WGN, yes, you really wouldn't know who that was.

983
01:05:50,079 --> 01:05:54,239
It was I cable. It sounded
like were you taking I wasn't because

984
01:05:54,239 --> 01:05:56,559
you looked at me. So I'm
like, I'm gonna go. I think

985
01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:58,920
I thought because it's it's a q
tip. I think it's q tip.

986
01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:00,639
You are correct, it is cute, all right? What was another nickname

987
01:06:00,639 --> 01:06:04,039
of you in high school? Not
for me, not in ice college.

988
01:06:04,119 --> 01:06:08,199
So our friend Sukes listened to this
program all the time. He can actually

989
01:06:08,199 --> 01:06:12,599
attest to some of these. So
we used to have like intermural football,

990
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:15,719
and some of the guys would get
a little carried away. Oh god,

991
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:18,559
I was there. I was We
were in the championship game and it got

992
01:06:18,679 --> 01:06:21,679
violent. Really. Oh so some
of these guys would come out in wife

993
01:06:21,719 --> 01:06:26,280
beaters and they take marker and start
writing stuff on themselves. And one kid

994
01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:29,920
wrote bitch on one arm and ass
on the other, and we're like,

995
01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:31,679
what is that supposed to mean?
I'm gonna make you look like a bitch

996
01:06:31,719 --> 01:06:34,280
as So we called the bitch ass
the rest of us existence. I don't

997
01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:36,719
even know the kid's real name.
If I ran out of the way hit

998
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:39,920
bitch ass, what's going on?
Like imagine just like walking in with his

999
01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:42,679
family are on the Lilac festival.
Yeah, there was a pitch ass there,

1000
01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:45,519
a guy that was just kind of
a jerk and stuff, and we

1001
01:06:45,559 --> 01:06:49,039
called him Meathead. I never knew
his real name. Yeah, Meathead knew.

1002
01:06:49,239 --> 01:06:51,639
There was one guy called Eagle.
We have no idea why they called

1003
01:06:51,679 --> 01:06:55,360
him Eagle. He played on the
soccer team. And another dude that they

1004
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:58,559
called pussy John or PJ for short, and he never understood what we called

1005
01:06:58,599 --> 01:07:04,119
him. Peachae John. Yeah,
suit's called him PJ. Was why.

1006
01:07:04,119 --> 01:07:08,239
I was told this by other people
because he was the class after me,

1007
01:07:08,559 --> 01:07:10,599
And I'm like, why'd you Well, he's a pussy so we called him

1008
01:07:10,719 --> 01:07:13,880
pussy John PJ. So the name
PJ stuck. He was out of a

1009
01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:16,840
soccer player, but like he didn't
know why his day was PJ. Oh.

1010
01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:24,159
There's this one kid they called him. They called him titty Bob,

1011
01:07:24,239 --> 01:07:27,920
titty bob. The reason is because
what he wanted when he came to school,

1012
01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:30,119
what's your name, Bob? But
all my friends from high school call

1013
01:07:30,159 --> 01:07:31,719
me titty bob. Just called me
titty Bob. Why was he titty Bob?

1014
01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:34,760
Well, he kind of had man
boobs, I guess god, but

1015
01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:39,000
like he didn't want to shed that. Yeah, so he kind of that.

1016
01:07:39,039 --> 01:07:42,440
I think he just embraced it so
and people like he would dare himself

1017
01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:45,679
to everybody. I called him titty
Bob. Well, my my nickname in

1018
01:07:45,719 --> 01:07:51,719
college I hated. I hated it. What was it puppy? Because I

1019
01:07:51,719 --> 01:07:57,480
I was uh was I was just
on campus. I had partied. My

1020
01:07:57,519 --> 01:08:00,639
face. My parents are still done. I don't think it was to bac

1021
01:08:00,840 --> 01:08:05,480
For the weekend of like zero point
three to two, and some guy goes

1022
01:08:05,559 --> 01:08:08,559
to make drinks, like I can't
even morn. He goes, come on,

1023
01:08:08,639 --> 01:08:11,360
man, don't be a puppy,
okay, And then I'm like,

1024
01:08:11,679 --> 01:08:14,039
and he's like, come on,
name's gonna stick. And then he just

1025
01:08:14,039 --> 01:08:18,359
started introducing me to everybody puppy as
puppy. And then so there are still

1026
01:08:18,399 --> 01:08:23,520
people to this day that call me
that. Oh I probably should have embraced

1027
01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:25,720
that nickname and just carried it with
me, but I hated it, so

1028
01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:29,960
I did. So we had this
this these guys who were friends of ours

1029
01:08:29,960 --> 01:08:33,000
who were from Bloomfield, and so
Bloomfield's not far from here, his fisher

1030
01:08:33,119 --> 01:08:36,880
like, nobody really goes, nobody's
really from very far. Like it's it's

1031
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:41,239
ninety nine percent New York State kids. And of those ninety nine percent,

1032
01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:45,560
ninety five percent are from Rochester.
Okay. And he had all these all

1033
01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:49,680
these friends had different nicknames, okay, and they bring him over weasel,

1034
01:08:50,279 --> 01:08:56,039
slugs, Waldo. I mean,
it was like, okay, all right,

1035
01:08:56,119 --> 01:08:58,439
hey, everybody's got a nickname from
Bloomfield. All right, great,

1036
01:08:58,479 --> 01:09:01,760
awesome, never got the never got
the genesis of the nicknames. But nine

1037
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:04,960
fifties, yeah, exactly, all
right, One last one here, my

1038
01:09:05,239 --> 01:09:11,239
maiden name is Berry. Dana Berry
was her name. Barry was her nickel

1039
01:09:11,319 --> 01:09:18,479
name. Nickel name, excuse me, nickname huckle scary or dingle Huckle.

1040
01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:24,560
My husband called me dingle I thought
it was just a cute nickname till like

1041
01:09:25,079 --> 01:09:30,720
the sixteen years later dingle Berry.
Yeah, don't think you called girl ding

1042
01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:38,399
You can't call it dingleberry. Yeah, that's what I thought, Huckle.

1043
01:09:39,439 --> 01:09:43,960
I married her. Yeah, still
though, it's all right. Hey,

1044
01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:46,239
it's all love, love, love
or fear. You're gonna fear your nickname,

1045
01:09:46,279 --> 01:09:48,199
you can embrace it. I feared. But it's cool to have a

1046
01:09:48,279 --> 01:09:51,680
nickname because it means people like like
you for the most part. Yes,

1047
01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:58,000
well unless it's pussy John short to
PJ though. Yeah, but not pussy

1048
01:09:58,079 --> 01:10:00,439
John because you got pussy. It
was because you are a pussy Yeah,

1049
01:10:00,479 --> 01:10:03,560
for some reason. Yeah, would
you let I saw this on Reddit and

1050
01:10:03,560 --> 01:10:06,000
I and I thought this would be
a perfect one for you. Okay,

1051
01:10:06,359 --> 01:10:10,600
yeah, you would be the morality
barometer, and I know I think a

1052
01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:13,600
lot of people would have. Would
you let your significant other meet up with

1053
01:10:13,640 --> 01:10:18,439
a friend of the opposite sex if
you never met them? This is an

1054
01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:23,199
am I an a hole? Uh? This woman asked if she's one.

1055
01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:27,800
She's not. She's one for not
wanting her boyfriend to meet up with a

1056
01:10:27,840 --> 01:10:30,800
female friend who is visiting from out
of town without her because she's never met

1057
01:10:30,800 --> 01:10:34,520
the female friend. I don't think
she's an a hole. But if you

1058
01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:39,880
feel like he might cheat like this, then you should probably break up with

1059
01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:43,680
the guy. Well, why I
wrote my notes. But yeah, don't

1060
01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:45,399
don't complicate it. If you're that
it's secure that you shouldn't be dating this,

1061
01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:48,439
What would you do in that situation? My wife wanted to meet a

1062
01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:51,720
man, Yeah, I didn't meet
before. I trust her a guy from

1063
01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:56,079
her past. I'm okay with that. Yeah, and by the way,

1064
01:10:56,119 --> 01:10:59,159
I'm the same guy who actually,
you know, once saw that happen and

1065
01:10:59,439 --> 01:11:03,800
then into a full blown marriage on
the side. Yes, yeah, but

1066
01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:08,199
but my wife, now, no, that would never have She'd be good.

1067
01:11:08,760 --> 01:11:11,720
I have no problems with that in
this case, though. If you're

1068
01:11:11,720 --> 01:11:14,600
having anxiety about it, you got
I think you got bigger problems. That's

1069
01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:16,239
a symptom of something else. Well, are insecure if you don't let your

1070
01:11:16,279 --> 01:11:19,960
significant other go meet up with the
friend? Yeah, unless there's like some

1071
01:11:20,119 --> 01:11:25,680
type of like, uh, you
know, unless unless you have some suspicions,

1072
01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:28,239
but you have to have a case
against them. You can't just be

1073
01:11:28,319 --> 01:11:30,079
like, oh, yeah, I
forbid you to go Well, what if

1074
01:11:30,119 --> 01:11:33,239
you said it make doesn't make me
comfortable. I'm a little uncomfortable with this,

1075
01:11:33,279 --> 01:11:35,600
but go ahead. Yeah, I
think it's okay to say that.

1076
01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:41,279
Yeah, you can offer your reasons
for protest or your your your concerns,

1077
01:11:41,680 --> 01:11:45,800
but at the same time, you're
not for baiting, forbidding her to do

1078
01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:50,800
that. We don't want to be
controlling somebody. I want you to make

1079
01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:59,119
your own decisions about her love.
I don't I don't know. I'm just

1080
01:11:59,159 --> 01:12:02,600
thinking, like I know that there
are people in my life and it is

1081
01:12:02,640 --> 01:12:05,199
not me, and it is no
one I was ever in a relationship with,

1082
01:12:05,279 --> 01:12:10,239
But people are in my life that
we're in a situation like this and

1083
01:12:10,279 --> 01:12:15,039
we're not okay with it, super
uncomfortable, Like we get nutty, really

1084
01:12:15,239 --> 01:12:18,279
yeah, we get nutty. And
that's not good either, because that just

1085
01:12:18,279 --> 01:12:23,840
shows an ugly side of you and
that insecurity and you know, you got

1086
01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:28,399
to trust and I think that's that. That's a word. Uh here here,

1087
01:12:28,439 --> 01:12:31,680
let's let's let's use the religious word
faith. Yeah, right, faith,

1088
01:12:31,760 --> 01:12:35,439
faith in the person, faith in
the process, faith in that everything's

1089
01:12:35,479 --> 01:12:39,399
going to work out, faith that
it's all done and you don't really have

1090
01:12:39,479 --> 01:12:43,720
to sweat stuff. Faith. Yeah, that's really what you need, or

1091
01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:45,840
else you don't have a relationship.
I think that. No, I think

1092
01:12:45,079 --> 01:12:48,239
relationship, but I think I think
faith in in everything. You've got to

1093
01:12:48,319 --> 01:12:51,279
kind of have that blind faith,
which is more of a religious term.

1094
01:12:51,279 --> 01:12:54,279
But I think it's very If you
don't have faith, you don't have a

1095
01:12:54,319 --> 01:12:58,000
relationship. If you really break it
down, No, no, no,

1096
01:12:58,079 --> 01:13:00,920
you know, all right, we'll
we'll take a moment. Uh there.

1097
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:04,319
Somebody sent me a picture, but
I don't know where it's from. They

1098
01:13:04,319 --> 01:13:12,199
claim it is from a place around
here. Okay, okay, and I

1099
01:13:12,199 --> 01:13:14,840
i'd like to we have to.
I want to guess where it is.

1100
01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:18,279
But the person's not responding to the
message. They send it through Facebook message.

1101
01:13:18,399 --> 01:13:23,359
They're not responding. But I'll explain
it and we'll see if we can

1102
01:13:23,399 --> 01:13:27,359
get into what that is. Okay, cool comedy at the Carlson by the

1103
01:13:27,399 --> 01:13:30,039
way, Yeah, friend Doug was
just there. Doug was there. I

1104
01:13:30,039 --> 01:13:33,319
got to tell you this. I
went to see Jamie Lissou. I want

1105
01:13:33,359 --> 01:13:38,159
to just kind of did you go
with Kevin and Greg? I did not.

1106
01:13:39,359 --> 01:13:43,239
I did not. I went with
my mom and Kevin foodie who knew

1107
01:13:43,279 --> 01:13:45,560
the guy who was opening up.
But they do. We're we're really lucky

1108
01:13:45,600 --> 01:13:49,039
in Rogers. But it's a comedy
club that's really run well market Plito,

1109
01:13:49,479 --> 01:13:54,560
Vinnie Paulino, Sirash who owns it. They do a really top notch job

1110
01:13:54,600 --> 01:13:59,239
over there, and they're bringing in
some really big acts. So you know,

1111
01:13:59,439 --> 01:14:01,760
just think of that. We a
lot of those times people talk about,

1112
01:14:01,840 --> 01:14:04,800
oh, you know, local local, we got to support local,

1113
01:14:04,800 --> 01:14:08,680
support, local support, local entertainment. You know, there's a lot of

1114
01:14:08,720 --> 01:14:13,800
great local comedians that get up on
stage. I just I just want to

1115
01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:15,960
tell people get out there because they
did a great job with the Jamie Lissau

1116
01:14:16,039 --> 01:14:24,079
Show and this weekend Natalie Cuomo.
Natalie Cuomo is young, she's very funny,

1117
01:14:24,720 --> 01:14:28,399
and she's easy on the eyes.
She's very funny. You're gonna really

1118
01:14:28,439 --> 01:14:35,600
love her. Lock your tickets down
at Carlson Comedy dot com. It's a

1119
01:14:35,640 --> 01:14:46,720
religious experience. Brothers Assistance. We
are gathering here today for the late George

1120
01:14:46,720 --> 01:15:00,479
Michael. Yeah, yeah, everybody, I've got about it, like you

1121
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:06,960
very charitable man. Yeah, make
sure nobody talked about it, talked about

1122
01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:12,079
why his charity, Yeah, his
giving, his volunteer work. Because when

1123
01:15:12,079 --> 01:15:15,479
I'm dead, you can say whatever
you want, but if you tell anybody,

1124
01:15:15,479 --> 01:15:16,760
I'm not coming back and I'm not
donating anymore. That's what he told

1125
01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:30,840
people. No mind, because you're
not supposed to. You don't do it

1126
01:15:30,880 --> 01:15:35,159
for you because I gotta have there
it is. I gotta have faith.

1127
01:15:35,279 --> 01:15:41,600
That's why I played it. Gotta
have faith. Uh, I think faith

1128
01:15:41,680 --> 01:15:45,359
is. I'm gonna call the episode
of faith cool. You know you gotta

1129
01:15:45,399 --> 01:15:48,800
have faith, right, and I
have faith and everything, faith that anything's

1130
01:15:48,840 --> 01:15:53,039
gonna work out, Faith that you're
gonna get around safe. Calling a twinkie,

1131
01:15:53,199 --> 01:15:58,960
Yeah that was. That's a great
funny nickname. So somebody sent me

1132
01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:03,039
a picture and they I can't find
out from where this is, but supposedly

1133
01:16:03,159 --> 01:16:09,680
it's from a local massage parlor.
Okay, but it's a massage parble,

1134
01:16:09,760 --> 01:16:15,600
because I think every town has that
creepy naw salon, the creepy massage parlor,

1135
01:16:15,920 --> 01:16:20,159
the whatever it is, and they
usually have hot Stone place. No,

1136
01:16:20,319 --> 01:16:25,399
okay, they usually have it.
No it's note no, no,

1137
01:16:25,399 --> 01:16:30,199
no, I don't know. It
could be who knows, maybe if you

1138
01:16:30,279 --> 01:16:33,840
ask. I didn't see the menu. But these sometimes they have great,

1139
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:39,000
great services, great prices, that
that sort of thing, and some people

1140
01:16:39,359 --> 01:16:43,239
will go to them. But it
also feels like when you're in these places,

1141
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:46,960
like I haven't really been. I
guess the nail salon, I was

1142
01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:49,880
only there, maybe the pick.
But sometimes it feels like, because everybody's

1143
01:16:49,880 --> 01:16:54,039
speaking different language, that maybe there's
human trying. You start to wonder,

1144
01:16:54,119 --> 01:16:59,279
right we hear these things. There
was a place by me over where I

1145
01:16:59,359 --> 01:17:02,399
used to live was a nail salon
and then also gave massages and they were

1146
01:17:02,439 --> 01:17:10,800
busted for prostitution. So I have
no IDEA person sends me a sign that

1147
01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:15,359
says at a massage parlor but doesn't
tell me where it is, the name

1148
01:17:15,399 --> 01:17:17,960
of the massage, power or anything, just the sign legitimate service, no

1149
01:17:18,079 --> 01:17:28,319
hanky panky, legitimate service, no
hanky panky sanitation reason, please keep your

1150
01:17:28,439 --> 01:17:36,600
underpant on not underpants underpant on.
Where in our greater area would you assume

1151
01:17:36,680 --> 01:17:40,439
this place is? Have you ever
gone to it? Yeah? I did

1152
01:17:40,479 --> 01:17:43,960
too, I thought Henriette as well. I don't know if it was Henriette

1153
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:46,880
I don't so well. Henry has
got a very diverse population, which is

1154
01:17:46,920 --> 01:17:51,960
why I said that. But no
hanky panky. So the only time I

1155
01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:56,119
wouldn't have done this. But Tommy, You and Tommy, what do we

1156
01:17:56,159 --> 01:17:57,960
do? Put me up to it? What do we do? I don't

1157
01:17:57,960 --> 01:18:01,279
real you guys gave me a bunch
of cash. Tommy had this idea that

1158
01:18:01,359 --> 01:18:04,199
he could do a bit on the
radio, or he could go to a

1159
01:18:04,279 --> 01:18:08,640
rub down joint. And I don't
even know what the point of it was,

1160
01:18:09,199 --> 01:18:12,680
but he could go to a rub
down joint and we could talk about

1161
01:18:12,680 --> 01:18:14,720
it on the air. And then
they were gonna send you guys, were

1162
01:18:14,720 --> 01:18:16,399
gonna send me to a rub down
joint to see if i'd actually, like,

1163
01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:19,439
you know, get a rubbed out. And I didn't do it.

1164
01:18:19,760 --> 01:18:23,520
And I didn't do it. He
did, and we got a bunch of

1165
01:18:23,560 --> 01:18:26,560
trouble for it. We did.
Yeah, Like j T was pretty upset

1166
01:18:26,560 --> 01:18:28,800
because people were upset about it.
I had to talk abou off a leedged.

1167
01:18:28,920 --> 01:18:30,960
He may have been b s in
us. But the thing is,

1168
01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:32,720
we've already done it. What did
we do? We can't remember this bit,

1169
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:35,520
I barely remember. I gotta go
back and if I could find it

1170
01:18:35,560 --> 01:18:39,279
and listen to the reason why we
did it. But we did this bit

1171
01:18:39,720 --> 01:18:43,079
where Tommy and then I would go
to east like he went to one on

1172
01:18:43,119 --> 01:18:45,239
the east side and I went to
one on the west side that he dropped

1173
01:18:45,239 --> 01:18:51,680
me off at. Yeah, and
that we couldn't try to get because Paranella

1174
01:18:51,760 --> 01:18:57,319
was representing a place. Yes,
he got busted, busted, he was

1175
01:18:57,359 --> 01:19:00,319
part of a bunt later later later, Yeah. So he was representing this

1176
01:19:00,319 --> 01:19:04,039
this this down joint. Yeah.
Yeah, And Tommy goes, who's the

1177
01:19:04,079 --> 01:19:08,119
one guy in Rochester you could actually
like test this theory and see if there

1178
01:19:08,119 --> 01:19:11,079
are rubbed out joints that will do
this. It's me, man. So

1179
01:19:11,159 --> 01:19:15,159
if we had me go and then
Danny the Christian guy go and see like

1180
01:19:15,199 --> 01:19:17,720
how you know how far far people
are willing to go and how so we

1181
01:19:17,800 --> 01:19:20,039
found two places, one of the
east side, one of the west side.

1182
01:19:20,079 --> 01:19:23,800
Tommy went through with it. By
his own admission, I did not.

1183
01:19:24,079 --> 01:19:27,359
I actually just yes, wait,
okay, okay, here's eighty dollars

1184
01:19:27,359 --> 01:19:29,880
for a massage. They go,
that's it. Nothing else, Like she

1185
01:19:29,920 --> 01:19:30,920
kept hitting me in my junk,
I got no she did, Yeah,

1186
01:19:31,119 --> 01:19:34,399
she kept tapping my junk and I
go, no, I don't want it.

1187
01:19:34,439 --> 01:19:36,880
I just want a massage. And
by the way, it was one

1188
01:19:36,880 --> 01:19:41,920
of the worst massages I've ever had. They weren't there for a massage.

1189
01:19:44,039 --> 01:19:46,840
There was a rubbin tug. Yes, yes, yeah, Now where he

1190
01:19:46,920 --> 01:19:51,560
went I recall, Yeah, it
was, uh I know the town.

1191
01:19:51,960 --> 01:19:55,880
Yeah, what was in the village
webster? Yeah, oh okay, it

1192
01:19:56,039 --> 01:20:00,399
was the village. Yeah, was
behind Uh, don't don't say, because

1193
01:20:00,439 --> 01:20:01,600
I don't know if it's still there. Well, who the fuck knows if

1194
01:20:01,600 --> 01:20:04,840
it is or it isn't. But
he said the woman worked with horses.

1195
01:20:05,439 --> 01:20:09,000
Yeah, and she had like big
hands, and he goes gave her a

1196
01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:12,359
great gave him a great massage,
and then and then she candy. Yeah.

1197
01:20:12,399 --> 01:20:15,159
Then she kept telling him I can't
wait to have this in me like

1198
01:20:15,279 --> 01:20:17,560
she kept like entysing him. Oh
yeah, she kept enticing him that like

1199
01:20:17,680 --> 01:20:20,880
to do more so that she could
make more money off. Oh he was

1200
01:20:21,399 --> 01:20:25,079
she would have banged him. Yeah, yeah, he had said that.

1201
01:20:25,279 --> 01:20:28,000
Oh I don't remember now. They
gave me the whole menu and then after

1202
01:20:28,079 --> 01:20:30,600
I went just for the handy.
They they tried to get me to do

1203
01:20:30,680 --> 01:20:38,439
money. Wait all right, hang
on hang on, I got a lot

1204
01:20:38,439 --> 01:20:41,960
of I got a lot of things
to say about this because, uh,

1205
01:20:42,680 --> 01:20:46,279
I don't I've never gone to Blason. I don't know how you ask,

1206
01:20:46,439 --> 01:20:51,119
but you're saying there wasn't an ass. It was just known, we'll call

1207
01:20:51,199 --> 01:20:58,319
it in the underground that this place
gave hand jobs or other things. Yes,

1208
01:20:58,399 --> 01:21:00,680
okay, and two thousand and nine, and this lady was tapping you,

1209
01:21:00,760 --> 01:21:03,720
trying to get yeah. Yeah,
She's like, oh, sh not,

1210
01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:08,479
be real quiet, like we're tiptoeing
into this. Like I'm like,

1211
01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:13,159
I'm just here for a deep tissue
massage. I don't know any I've never

1212
01:21:13,279 --> 01:21:17,840
had. I've never done that,
no reason. I just I there's something

1213
01:21:17,880 --> 01:21:23,560
about me. I don't want to
do it sexually that I think I'm being

1214
01:21:23,680 --> 01:21:29,439
molested. I have a complete stranger. I have no idea who they are

1215
01:21:29,720 --> 01:21:33,000
or anything rubbing me and then having
that happen. Now. I have had

1216
01:21:33,079 --> 01:21:38,039
massages, and I've been completely naked
for the massage, but they're at reputable

1217
01:21:38,079 --> 01:21:43,079
places where there's never that gonna happen. However, you could have movement or

1218
01:21:43,119 --> 01:21:45,199
something sometimes when they come like deep
up your leg. I don't know,

1219
01:21:45,399 --> 01:21:49,399
I just yeah, but I know
what I wouldn't want. I wouldn't want

1220
01:21:49,439 --> 01:21:55,159
somebody like I don't know, but
there are people who I don't I don't

1221
01:21:55,159 --> 01:21:58,479
have necessarily a problem with that.
What I was gonna say, so,

1222
01:21:59,439 --> 01:22:03,359
Yeah, I thought Henriette because I'm
picturing more than that industrial side of Henrietta

1223
01:22:03,359 --> 01:22:06,560
where you keep going. Yeah,
because well the language that's written out there,

1224
01:22:06,600 --> 01:22:11,479
no hanky panky, No hanky panky, what's another word for that?

1225
01:22:11,600 --> 01:22:15,039
Well? Who says hanky panky?
Right? Like they're trying to establish themselves

1226
01:22:15,399 --> 01:22:18,760
a legitimate massage. They're trying to
be a legitimate size parlor. Yes,

1227
01:22:18,800 --> 01:22:25,039
they may not be from this country, and they understand the reputation that perhaps

1228
01:22:25,039 --> 01:22:28,760
that those types of people are.
Of course, well that's why they've written

1229
01:22:28,800 --> 01:22:33,079
that sign up to suggest that this
is legit. Yes, we well maybe

1230
01:22:33,319 --> 01:22:36,199
yeah, perhaps, yeah, maybe
you have to ask for panky hanky instead

1231
01:22:36,199 --> 01:22:41,039
of hand panky. I don't know's
there's a word, there's something. Uh,

1232
01:22:41,680 --> 01:22:45,479
But what if like just one girl
decided or I'm assuming woman, what

1233
01:22:45,479 --> 01:22:48,199
are you either guys that decided to
make a little extra money and didn't tell

1234
01:22:48,239 --> 01:22:54,439
the owner and did that? How
would you know? I don't think you

1235
01:22:54,439 --> 01:22:59,600
would unless you, because honestly,
who's going who's gonna go? Call what

1236
01:22:59,800 --> 01:23:03,640
guy? Even if you're going for
a legit massage, here's he's going to

1237
01:23:03,680 --> 01:23:06,319
even report that? They may say
no, yes, but are you really

1238
01:23:06,399 --> 01:23:11,039
going to report that? I wouldn't
if I if someone offered that to me

1239
01:23:11,079 --> 01:23:14,279
and I was at a place that
was pretty reputable, Yeah, I would

1240
01:23:14,399 --> 01:23:15,680
not no, thank you. No, I just say no thanks, But

1241
01:23:15,720 --> 01:23:19,279
I wouldn't go telling on them.
But here's what I want to know is

1242
01:23:19,600 --> 01:23:24,960
a lot of times, don't you
have to be caught in the act or

1243
01:23:25,039 --> 01:23:29,520
they have to have proof in some
way that this is happening, so they

1244
01:23:29,560 --> 01:23:34,159
send an undercover in there. Yeah, and I can be undercover rubber.

1245
01:23:34,279 --> 01:23:40,880
But did you ever hear like they've
been under we've had we've been watching this

1246
01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:45,720
place for nine months or something.
Right, That's that's a lot of rubb

1247
01:23:45,760 --> 01:23:48,319
and tugs. You motherfucker's got on
the taxpayer. I just say it.

1248
01:23:48,359 --> 01:23:51,560
I love what you do. But
on a second, doesn't it feel that

1249
01:23:51,600 --> 01:23:55,479
way? Yeah? I always laugh, like, hey, for the past

1250
01:23:55,520 --> 01:24:00,079
five months they've been under surveillance,
have they now really on the math hierarchy

1251
01:24:00,199 --> 01:24:05,079
of needs that the public needs?
I don't think busting a erupt out joint

1252
01:24:05,119 --> 01:24:08,920
is very high on the right list. So here it would be my other

1253
01:24:08,960 --> 01:24:13,000
thing. Now, what if how
do you feel about a woman that does

1254
01:24:13,039 --> 01:24:16,520
this, Like, if she chose
to do this, I would hope they're

1255
01:24:16,520 --> 01:24:20,720
not related to me. Okay,
Well, I'm with you because I want

1256
01:24:20,720 --> 01:24:27,279
to get a couple different people on
that. I'm I'm working on getting that

1257
01:24:27,279 --> 01:24:32,239
that are only fans people, one
being someone who I think you admired at

1258
01:24:32,239 --> 01:24:36,800
one point in your life, woman
uht who got it. Yeah, because

1259
01:24:36,800 --> 01:24:40,880
she's gotting a lot of flak for
he well, but now here it would

1260
01:24:40,880 --> 01:24:44,479
be the thing. It's like,
I wouldn't want my sister doing that because

1261
01:24:44,479 --> 01:24:47,720
I would think, however, if
you're going to do it, it may

1262
01:24:47,760 --> 01:24:51,079
be one of the safest ways to
work in the sex industry anymore. You

1263
01:24:51,119 --> 01:24:55,079
know what I'm saying, only fans, Yes, yeah, I mean I

1264
01:24:55,119 --> 01:24:59,840
think it is the safest way.
So I would almost prefer if you if

1265
01:25:00,039 --> 01:25:04,680
you needed extra money, instead of
giving the handead to Butcher the trucker who's

1266
01:25:04,760 --> 01:25:10,880
going to Missouri tomorrow. You know
what I'm saying, I don't know why,

1267
01:25:10,920 --> 01:25:14,199
Well, i'd rather you go on
OnlyFans. I don't have to see

1268
01:25:14,239 --> 01:25:15,640
it. I don't have to see
it. I don't need that. But

1269
01:25:15,720 --> 01:25:23,079
at least there there's no you know, who knows who You get some somebody

1270
01:25:23,119 --> 01:25:26,039
who's a little more wants a little
more than that. You're not willing to

1271
01:25:26,079 --> 01:25:30,479
do it. Who knows what could
happen? It's a dangerous that that to

1272
01:25:30,560 --> 01:25:32,560
me reeks of danger. You have
more danger, not to mention. Not

1273
01:25:32,600 --> 01:25:36,960
every place has a bouncer that's going
to jump in in case something bad happens,

1274
01:25:38,159 --> 01:25:40,600
right, you know? I did
hear where did I hear that?

1275
01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:45,479
Who was saying it? That there
was like a swingers club or something and

1276
01:25:45,520 --> 01:25:49,760
they had people watching? Who the
fuck was saying this? You're in town?

1277
01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:54,239
No? No, like there was
someplace that was a swingers thing.

1278
01:25:56,279 --> 01:26:00,760
It's so weird to me because my
head I'm very visual, so I'm seeing

1279
01:26:00,800 --> 01:26:03,439
things in my mind. Yeah,
of course, And it was basically like

1280
01:26:04,960 --> 01:26:10,079
no, but they had different themed
rooms. Okay, this is the King

1281
01:26:10,159 --> 01:26:13,119
Society. No, it wasn't.
It was just the other day. God,

1282
01:26:13,159 --> 01:26:15,119
I'm losing Oh it must have been
Doug. Doug was talking about swingers

1283
01:26:15,800 --> 01:26:20,720
and he goes. But they had
they had like bouncers there to watch in

1284
01:26:20,800 --> 01:26:26,880
Kate and I go, how do
you stay focused and not get somewhat turned

1285
01:26:26,880 --> 01:26:29,920
on? I mean, it's like
live porn in front of you right now.

1286
01:26:29,920 --> 01:26:31,920
I'm sure that some of these people
are less than desirable that you're staring

1287
01:26:31,960 --> 01:26:34,640
at. But at the same time, like their job was to make sure

1288
01:26:34,640 --> 01:26:38,399
things didn't get out of hand,
Like what do you have to do?

1289
01:26:38,520 --> 01:26:42,960
Going whoa whoa? Like how do
you break that up? How do you

1290
01:26:43,119 --> 01:26:46,600
bounce out a swinger joint? You
know, there's a podcast called swing Nation,

1291
01:26:46,720 --> 01:26:48,680
and I want to get those people
on, and I got all these

1292
01:26:48,760 --> 01:26:53,520
questions for him. I want to
know, but that's very strange to me.

1293
01:26:53,560 --> 01:26:56,920
But I wouldn't want someone in my
family doing either one of these.

1294
01:26:57,039 --> 01:27:00,000
I would I would bother some.
But at the same time, I don't

1295
01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:03,439
have a problem with it existing.
No, I mean, well, let's

1296
01:27:03,439 --> 01:27:06,159
put this way. It's always been
there. Yeah, that's why there's the

1297
01:27:06,159 --> 01:27:10,439
reason why they call it the oldest
profession in the world. I don't agree

1298
01:27:10,439 --> 01:27:15,159
with it, and I would hope
that nobody I know or love is involved

1299
01:27:15,159 --> 01:27:16,760
in that. But at the same
time, you know, I have been

1300
01:27:16,800 --> 01:27:20,840
of the subscription of you never tell
you had a subscription to what you never

1301
01:27:20,840 --> 01:27:24,960
have a no, I subscribed to
the idea you don't count somebody else's money.

1302
01:27:25,439 --> 01:27:28,319
You never count somebody else's money.
But you have to remember, though,

1303
01:27:28,479 --> 01:27:31,279
you have to look at yourself in
the mirror after having done this.

1304
01:27:32,319 --> 01:27:35,479
At some point you're not going to
feel good about it. Maybe maybe not.

1305
01:27:35,720 --> 01:27:40,039
You know, it's gonna take an
emotional toll. I mean it could.

1306
01:27:40,159 --> 01:27:43,119
I mean there's certainly been a lot
of documentaries on the porn industry,

1307
01:27:43,359 --> 01:27:45,439
but I don't think the porn industry
is you porn. You porn as you

1308
01:27:45,560 --> 01:27:50,039
maybe by yourself, maybe with the
same person, right, just doing what

1309
01:27:50,079 --> 01:27:55,479
you would normally do in front of
a camera, you know, I don't

1310
01:27:55,479 --> 01:28:00,399
know. Then we had a boss
when this is this is funny. This

1311
01:28:00,479 --> 01:28:03,640
is kind of how it turned out. So remember remember chat Roulette. Chat

1312
01:28:03,680 --> 01:28:08,800
Roulette came out like we did chat
Roulette, Yeah, we did, so

1313
01:28:08,880 --> 01:28:13,560
basically it's chat. How chat roulette
worked was you just get random people and

1314
01:28:13,600 --> 01:28:15,560
you'd have a conversation with him.
Didn't we get him like live on the

1315
01:28:15,600 --> 01:28:19,159
air and somebody started, yeah,
we had to dump it out. Well,

1316
01:28:19,920 --> 01:28:26,079
South Park did an episode about this
chat chat Roulette because Chatterlett basically became

1317
01:28:26,199 --> 01:28:30,960
just a bunch of dudes J and
L. Yes, came bage to the

1318
01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:33,039
creators like this is not what we
intended. No, it's world designed by

1319
01:28:33,039 --> 01:28:38,319
Genie system. That's all it was. Yes, just a bunch of dudes,

1320
01:28:38,359 --> 01:28:42,119
Like just like really, that that's
what that's that's what you've decided to

1321
01:28:42,119 --> 01:28:44,760
do with this. I think we
got to revive that bit. You got

1322
01:28:44,760 --> 01:28:46,920
to go back to a massage poly
No going back to a massage. No,

1323
01:28:46,920 --> 01:28:50,560
No, I didn't want to go
with the first time. What I

1324
01:28:50,600 --> 01:28:54,119
would, but they said the only
way you, Tom said, the only

1325
01:28:54,159 --> 01:28:57,039
way the bit's gonna work is if
you do it. Yes, I couldn't,

1326
01:28:57,119 --> 01:29:00,439
he goes because the biggest perv and
the Christian guy on the show going

1327
01:29:00,479 --> 01:29:03,760
out to show that there are still
rubbed out joints out there, down joints

1328
01:29:03,760 --> 01:29:09,520
here too, I mean here too
today as well. If you know of

1329
01:29:09,600 --> 01:29:12,520
any five A five, two of
six, eighty eight sixty six or just

1330
01:29:12,560 --> 01:29:15,600
hit me up on social media and
let us know because it would be an

1331
01:29:15,600 --> 01:29:20,600
interest. I see, here's here's
here's where my head goes. I want

1332
01:29:20,600 --> 01:29:25,800
to talk to these people. Why
are you getting out of it. What

1333
01:29:25,840 --> 01:29:29,239
are you getting out of it?
Besides money? Is there some pleasure in

1334
01:29:29,279 --> 01:29:32,079
this for you? Right, there's
got to be a little bit. And

1335
01:29:32,359 --> 01:29:38,920
let's just say it's just massages and
hands. What I mean, do you

1336
01:29:39,039 --> 01:29:41,960
like that? Is there something about
it? Does it give you? I

1337
01:29:41,960 --> 01:29:46,720
don't know. I think inherently though, when it comes to sex and sex

1338
01:29:46,800 --> 01:29:50,880
type of work. You know,
there's a reason why our bodies are covered

1339
01:29:50,920 --> 01:29:54,359
up at certain points. There's a
reason why they call them our privates.

1340
01:29:54,439 --> 01:29:59,479
Right, that's personal. That's for
someone that's for you sensitive down there,

1341
01:29:59,560 --> 01:30:01,760
Yes, for the person that you're
supposed to be with your partner, whoever

1342
01:30:01,840 --> 01:30:08,079
that is. And I think when
you violate that, that that that relationship

1343
01:30:08,119 --> 01:30:13,319
and start selling it eventually that that
line is crossed so many times that you

1344
01:30:13,359 --> 01:30:16,800
have now no sense of intimacy with
someone, or you can have no capability

1345
01:30:16,800 --> 01:30:21,640
of intimacy with someone whom you love. It just you have no appreciation for

1346
01:30:21,680 --> 01:30:26,000
it all of a sudden. Now
it's just another act, and then you

1347
01:30:26,119 --> 01:30:30,720
lose that intimacy with that person and
you may eventually like lead to losing other

1348
01:30:30,760 --> 01:30:35,800
things like in the relationship. I
really believe that I don't know I don't

1349
01:30:35,840 --> 01:30:41,039
know, because I think that it's
very easy for people to confuse sex and

1350
01:30:41,119 --> 01:30:45,479
love. Yes, I think that
intimacy is way more than sex. I

1351
01:30:45,479 --> 01:30:48,680
do, but I'm saying that a
big part of that. But I'm saying

1352
01:30:48,680 --> 01:30:53,680
as an older guy, well,
it is. But I think you can

1353
01:30:53,720 --> 01:30:56,640
have sex with anybody. Look,
they just came out with a list of

1354
01:30:56,680 --> 01:31:00,399
the most promiscuous countries, right,
And I wanted to do that because I

1355
01:31:00,399 --> 01:31:04,720
said this was I was going to
bust you. On the average American and

1356
01:31:05,000 --> 01:31:09,600
Canada and America were tied, and
it's I think they're twenty fifth in the

1357
01:31:09,640 --> 01:31:15,399
list. And I think the most
was how many sexual partners and Americans on

1358
01:31:15,560 --> 01:31:18,359
average ten point seven? Okay,
and I go Danny's bowing that out of

1359
01:31:18,359 --> 01:31:26,399
the one he passed that he passed
that when he was still in the Silver

1360
01:31:26,439 --> 01:31:34,439
Creek. They flew right fast.
Man. That's aside was spinning. But

1361
01:31:34,720 --> 01:31:41,479
my point is you can have sex
with people, but that to me,

1362
01:31:41,640 --> 01:31:46,560
isn't all the true intimacy. Because
you can have sex with anybody and not

1363
01:31:46,760 --> 01:31:55,720
have the intimacy is to me,
sharing thoughts, feelings, laughter, personal

1364
01:31:55,880 --> 01:32:00,600
jokes, there's it's different. I
say that now again I'm saying that as

1365
01:32:00,640 --> 01:32:05,479
an older guy, but because sex, yes, we think you get intimate

1366
01:32:05,520 --> 01:32:10,640
with someone, right, but you
can get in anybody's pants. The plumbing

1367
01:32:10,720 --> 01:32:15,239
is gonna fit right, it's gonna
work. But to have it where it

1368
01:32:15,359 --> 01:32:20,520
actually means more, all that is
really what is our biggest sexual organs your

1369
01:32:20,560 --> 01:32:24,720
mind, your brain, right.
So if that's the case, then a

1370
01:32:24,720 --> 01:32:29,239
lot of times the intimacy to really
make it intimate, to really make I

1371
01:32:29,239 --> 01:32:30,560
mean, otherwise it's just you know, it's a plow session, you know

1372
01:32:30,600 --> 01:32:33,680
what I mean. Every once in
a while, you know somebody needs it.

1373
01:32:33,720 --> 01:32:38,640
But I'm saying, to really make
it you have the connection like you

1374
01:32:38,720 --> 01:32:42,800
and your wife you have. You
know, there's a dinner, and there's

1375
01:32:42,840 --> 01:32:45,880
a there's a lead up, there's
a whole I don't know. Every day

1376
01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:49,359
you have a life together and things
you share and things you do together,

1377
01:32:49,439 --> 01:32:53,760
and jokes that you have and stories
you tell, and you know, things

1378
01:32:53,800 --> 01:32:58,920
that maybe you uplift her without even
realizing it, or she uplifts you without

1379
01:32:58,960 --> 01:33:02,000
even realizing it by saying something.
And that's the intimacy, and that makes

1380
01:33:02,000 --> 01:33:05,720
the sex that much better. To
me, I think it almost is like

1381
01:33:05,840 --> 01:33:10,760
one leads to the other because sex
to me, You're right, it is

1382
01:33:11,039 --> 01:33:15,479
intimate. I'm not seeing everybody's ass. I don't want to either. I've

1383
01:33:15,520 --> 01:33:19,439
seen some of y'all right through those
what do they call them, leggings,

1384
01:33:20,279 --> 01:33:27,279
yoga pants pants, yoga pants,
I've seen it put it away. So

1385
01:33:27,439 --> 01:33:30,600
yeah, but I mean I think, like, you know, where were

1386
01:33:30,600 --> 01:33:36,000
you around fifty seven different assts you've
seen. I'm just saying, like I

1387
01:33:36,119 --> 01:33:40,279
just I just mean, no whatever, But I'm just saying, like you

1388
01:33:40,319 --> 01:33:44,880
weren't intimate with you were intimate sexually, but you weren't intimate intimate with them.

1389
01:33:45,199 --> 01:33:47,159
No, I mean some are just
people give it a left home.

1390
01:33:47,279 --> 01:33:50,079
These girls, Okay, I think
I don't know what that is. Yeah,

1391
01:33:50,439 --> 01:33:56,319
I don't know what. I had
relationships, but not necessarily intimate like

1392
01:33:56,600 --> 01:33:59,399
you in bath. Well yeah,
but like they were like one was my

1393
01:33:59,479 --> 01:34:00,880
ex wife. I mean, like
there were girlfriends. And by the way,

1394
01:34:00,920 --> 01:34:04,600
that's not a happy thought either,
like like looking back and like you

1395
01:34:04,640 --> 01:34:11,560
know those types of things. I
don't know. It's it's well you kind

1396
01:34:11,560 --> 01:34:13,560
of brought it out, well you
were a stud. Yeah, No,

1397
01:34:13,640 --> 01:34:15,960
I'm not not at all. Ladies, man, No, I'm not in

1398
01:34:16,000 --> 01:34:19,600
fact, I had somebody once say, you know, you have a reputation.

1399
01:34:19,680 --> 01:34:23,720
I go, okay, name them
and they couldn't. Like, you

1400
01:34:23,760 --> 01:34:26,479
know, we go back to the
first segment, then conversation of they.

1401
01:34:27,159 --> 01:34:30,159
They said, I can name three? Who are they? I can name

1402
01:34:30,239 --> 01:34:31,880
three, I can name four.
Okay, I just came up with four.

1403
01:34:32,319 --> 01:34:41,920
Oh, halfway there, Danny needs
a prayer. I'm fussing. I

1404
01:34:42,239 --> 01:34:45,640
listen, but I I you're a
good guy. You are a very you

1405
01:34:45,640 --> 01:34:49,479
know you are. You're a passionate
guy. I am when you're in you're

1406
01:34:49,520 --> 01:34:51,960
all Oh, I am, I
know. I know that. The thing

1407
01:34:51,960 --> 01:34:56,000
you have to remember though, why
do you take that as a bad thing

1408
01:34:56,079 --> 01:35:00,119
because it's not something that I was
sake, stop it. No, because

1409
01:35:00,119 --> 01:35:03,600
you're gonna go on, You're gonna
get me some bible. No stop,

1410
01:35:04,159 --> 01:35:08,000
it's supposed to be made for one
woman. Guys. You know what.

1411
01:35:09,119 --> 01:35:11,520
Unfortunately, I'll say this, Let
me say this. Let me say this,

1412
01:35:11,560 --> 01:35:15,279
because your son goes to a school
that is known for the motto is

1413
01:35:15,359 --> 01:35:16,840
ring by spring. Right, Okay, do you think these kids are all

1414
01:35:16,880 --> 01:35:20,920
in love or do they just want
to get laid the exactly? Thank you?

1415
01:35:21,000 --> 01:35:25,199
But here, it's okay, that's
why I'm going with I'm going with

1416
01:35:25,199 --> 01:35:27,720
this. I'm going somewhere with the
stay with me though. So, like

1417
01:35:28,119 --> 01:35:31,760
you find out about all these young
and I'm not saying it's I'm not saying

1418
01:35:32,039 --> 01:35:35,920
that what they're doing is wrong.
What I'm saying is that they're getting married

1419
01:35:36,039 --> 01:35:40,600
in many cases for the wrong reasons. They're saying all the right things when

1420
01:35:40,640 --> 01:35:43,840
they go through their marriage counseling to
get married, but they really just want

1421
01:35:43,840 --> 01:35:45,479
to get laid. Okay, that's
what they want to do. And so

1422
01:35:45,840 --> 01:35:49,119
I did not meet. And first
you have to find somebody who actually wants

1423
01:35:49,199 --> 01:35:53,319
to do that with you and be
attracted to it. Can't just be anybody.

1424
01:35:53,319 --> 01:35:56,439
Has to be somebody that you choose. You can't just like settle.

1425
01:35:56,520 --> 01:36:00,600
Nobody wants to settle for what marriage? Yeah, the idea marriage in the

1426
01:36:00,600 --> 01:36:02,039
biblical sense. Oh yes, I'll
hang on a second though, whoa,

1427
01:36:02,039 --> 01:36:08,720
whoa? How many times have people
gotten drunken headsex in a bar just met

1428
01:36:08,720 --> 01:36:12,800
somebody all the time. I know
people who gave somebody a ride home and

1429
01:36:12,840 --> 01:36:15,680
wound up banging them. Okay,
okay, so that and that happens,

1430
01:36:15,760 --> 01:36:24,000
right, But to what you're saying
is that's where go back to the beginning

1431
01:36:24,039 --> 01:36:28,359
of the podcast. I think that
we've screwed people up. Yeah, because

1432
01:36:29,239 --> 01:36:31,600
there's a couple of things at play
here. We're living longer than ever,

1433
01:36:32,479 --> 01:36:40,119
but most of your your probably best
looking years are somewhere. Let's make it

1434
01:36:40,199 --> 01:36:45,560
a legal age eighteen to thirty.
Yes, you start following. My wife

1435
01:36:45,600 --> 01:36:48,800
says that if I keep going great, I'll look better at No, I'm

1436
01:36:48,800 --> 01:36:55,520
not saying that that attractive. But
your most your year's physical peak, Yes,

1437
01:36:55,760 --> 01:37:00,119
your physical peak, your muscle mass, your testosterone levels, estra attractive.

1438
01:37:00,680 --> 01:37:05,399
All these things are probably there.
So that's when you're ready to hit

1439
01:37:05,439 --> 01:37:09,960
it and go and you can't help
it. You're popping, You're getting directions

1440
01:37:10,000 --> 01:37:13,119
these guys. I don't know what
happens with girls. But so all these

1441
01:37:13,159 --> 01:37:16,439
things go on and I think that, but we put this governor on there.

1442
01:37:16,520 --> 01:37:20,720
Well, you can't do that because
it's bad. So now it becomes

1443
01:37:20,760 --> 01:37:26,640
something people are are a ashamed.
They get right, we get shame with

1444
01:37:26,680 --> 01:37:30,359
it. We have people who are
doing it secretly. This is where we

1445
01:37:30,439 --> 01:37:34,720
don't talk about it. That's where
sometimes you get pregnancies that are unwanted because

1446
01:37:35,199 --> 01:37:39,600
maybe not as much today because we
certainly talk about things much more. But

1447
01:37:39,680 --> 01:37:43,600
go back, not that long,
go back four decades, five decades ago.

1448
01:37:44,079 --> 01:37:46,720
So I think that there's a lot
of things that sometimes it was done

1449
01:37:46,720 --> 01:37:50,319
wrong and it was shrouded or you
know, talk to a priest about that

1450
01:37:50,600 --> 01:37:55,199
would be in my Irish Catholic family, Well, they didn't do anything,

1451
01:37:55,800 --> 01:38:00,119
you know what, they weren't married, they didn't. So I just I

1452
01:38:00,399 --> 01:38:02,640
think that's where we screw up.
And I think that sometimes if you know,

1453
01:38:03,479 --> 01:38:06,640
if you can save yourself, maybe
you're gonna feel better about it.

1454
01:38:08,159 --> 01:38:12,680
But I also get being you know, eighteen, and you're jerking off so

1455
01:38:12,760 --> 01:38:16,239
much that mee cartilage is coming out. You're just looking for anything, right,

1456
01:38:16,439 --> 01:38:20,239
So I don't I don't think it's
that. I don't think it's as

1457
01:38:20,319 --> 01:38:24,640
bad. And I think most of
the time, hopefully you're doing it with

1458
01:38:24,680 --> 01:38:29,760
somebody you care about, you know, but maybe not. I mean,

1459
01:38:29,880 --> 01:38:31,520
it's it's but I don't think it's
a bad thing. It's hard, but

1460
01:38:31,640 --> 01:38:33,840
yeah, but we make it a
bad thing, and so then you put

1461
01:38:33,880 --> 01:38:36,600
this thing on there, so now
you're going to walk around. I don't

1462
01:38:36,720 --> 01:38:40,159
like to think about that. It
was a guilty time a guilty time for

1463
01:38:40,239 --> 01:38:46,039
what you were a human being having
a human experience. If there's forgiveness and

1464
01:38:46,239 --> 01:38:48,960
all this and you want to call
us in, I don't call us in.

1465
01:38:49,399 --> 01:38:55,720
I called you didn't make a mistake. You experience something that was felt

1466
01:38:55,760 --> 01:39:00,520
great and was wonderful. All right, Next, there are also consequences there

1467
01:39:00,560 --> 01:39:02,399
can be There can be there's well, like as often though, you can

1468
01:39:02,399 --> 01:39:05,319
get you can catch something. Yes, you can get pregnant, knocked up?

1469
01:39:05,399 --> 01:39:08,960
Did you there could? No?
Did you no? On either one?

1470
01:39:09,039 --> 01:39:11,800
No? Okay, there could be
emotional stuff. There can be that.

1471
01:39:11,840 --> 01:39:15,640
Okay. There's often times where somebody
in this situation two weeks later changes

1472
01:39:15,680 --> 01:39:18,359
their mind and decided they didn't want
to do that. Okay, Well that

1473
01:39:18,439 --> 01:39:23,079
seems to be more of a popular
phenomenon today. Yeah, as we call

1474
01:39:23,159 --> 01:39:27,000
it in the in the cyber world, it's trending. Yes, it's right.

1475
01:39:27,159 --> 01:39:29,560
I mean that whole Me Too movement
was a lot of people like wait

1476
01:39:29,600 --> 01:39:31,960
a minute, wait, but but
but sometimes there were things like I think

1477
01:39:32,000 --> 01:39:34,800
it gave people the power to stand
up and say I didn't want that.

1478
01:39:34,920 --> 01:39:38,760
Yeah, now there are people,
but there were cases and there were people

1479
01:39:38,800 --> 01:39:41,840
who were like just trying to jump
on the bandwagon. Yeah, you know,

1480
01:39:42,039 --> 01:39:44,920
and so I mean that, but
we're getting off the subject. Yeah,

1481
01:39:45,520 --> 01:39:46,560
usually what happened, Yeah, of
course with me on the show.

1482
01:39:46,600 --> 01:39:49,119
Yeah, I no you and I
is what I said. No, I

1483
01:39:49,159 --> 01:39:53,760
know what I was saying me.
But I mean to bring it back to

1484
01:39:54,239 --> 01:40:00,479
like sex work and stuff. I
would hope that that's not your first option,

1485
01:40:00,720 --> 01:40:02,439
and I hope that it's not people's
best options. Do you know what

1486
01:40:02,479 --> 01:40:06,960
your mom does her spare time.
She's retired, She's she's watching Fox.

1487
01:40:08,199 --> 01:40:15,319
She's watching Fox. Your jobs all
right? For Dan Brillo, you should

1488
01:40:15,359 --> 01:40:17,800
be proud of the life he's lived. I've got a lot of life left.

1489
01:40:17,800 --> 01:40:24,119
A play. I'm Bill Moran,
will see you tomorrow. I WoT

1490
01:40:24,159 --> 01:40:27,600
a big holtail. Didn't know what
to do. I'm trying a TV.

1491
01:40:27,760 --> 01:40:31,520
Don't do the letter to you thought
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