Cobblestone on Maine. All right, school breaks over, the eclipses passed,
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West Main Street in the village of Webster, from the Mac of All Trade
studio in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler Dots. Geeve Brahm, it's Billified,
the Bill Moran podcast. Well, hello and welcome. Thank you forgetting
or pod on. Thank you for telling a friend about the Bilified podcast.
Kevin got eclipsed. That was your joke. Yeah, it's stole your joke.
He was the one blocking out the now now now now now now you
know he did come down to Innovative Field with me, saw that with your
mom and my mom, and my mom said behind Kevin's back, and it's
a big back to say stuff behind. Yeah, he's a really good dad.
He is. He's a really good dad. He's a good dad.
His kid down and he was he actually he was saying some things. My
mom was laughing, and he had a great time. Did you get out
of work or did you have to? I was out of work briefly for
the CI. They let you like they give you like you know, like
prison yard time. Yeahpt prison yard time an hour. You got an hour
to go out and did you really Yeah, I got an hour to go
check it out. Went to a friend's place and which is nearby. Yeah,
And if you were on the road at that point, like I had
to pass over the throughway like one of those to get to their house,
you know those three way overpasses. There were like literally two cars on through
away. There were no cars on the road. And we get there and
you know, the eclipse happens, and of course it's an overcast sky,
and yeah, you just got a bunch of darkness, which kind of looked
cool with like the sunlight in the background, you know, and all the
lights popping. Yeah, because like even even like the little like you know,
everybody got these solar lights that when you know, so those started popping
on and then popped off, which is kind of funny. In the middle
of the afternoon you realize it's like three three o'clock. But you know,
after it's over, like I gotta go back to work. So I go
back to work. I'm like, you know what I felt like going to
sleep? Did you? I was? I was like, yeah, yeah,
I ended up taking a nap too. I didn't take I ended up
taking a knop. I ended up bringing everything back here and setting up going
to my wine and cheese bar and then out to JoJo's with my mom for
dinner. And yeah, so I end up taking a nap because I think
it was because so I told myself, all right, Tuesday, I start,
you know, eating seriously until Memorial Day, eating seriously. Yeah,
would eating no sugar, Okay, no sugar? All right? All right?
Yeah. So I'm like, well, since I'm out for the eclipse,
somebodys will get some ice cream one last time? Yeah, Q your
diet, Yeah, eclips cream, dude. Man, the cars were coming
out of nowhere, like everybody got on the road and all of a sudden,
it's like traffic. People are like cutting each other off. Really,
I don't know. I think it's just because everybody had like somewhere the hell
a sudden, had to be at a party they had to go to.
But all of a sudden, everybody's like getting out, And now was there
anything going biblical about this? Nothing blic nothing biblical? There was one there
was, you know, if you're on Instagram, I'm not on much social
medium on Twitter and Instagram, and I barely I'm going on just here see
what clips are? Yeah, so right, nobody does. I don't post
anything, don't really post anything anyway except on Twitter, and nobody pays attention
to that either. But somebody posted that the last time there was an eclipse
in the United States, it went from west to like a lot like this
one. I went from east to west, and a bunch of towns called
Salem were in the path of the clips. Yeah, okay, And this
time a bunch of towns called Nineveh were in the direction of the eclipse.
Where those two paths cross is a town called Rapture. Oh my. Yeah.
Here's the thing though, The Bible never talks about the United States,
which is really scary because if you're still here, Yeah, yeah, there
en times. Yeah it's not gonna be fun. So there's really nothing biblical
about it at all. But there are some people who tried to make it
sound and it's like, well, we're still here. I had a an
epiphany during that whole thing. Oh did you? Yeah, I really did.
I really found this to be very moving. And I said it yesterday
on the podcast, and I might have said it a little harshly, and
but I think that I stood there and I watched this, and I went
everything we have been told, everything we have been taught about life is compmpletely
wrong, completely wrong. Okay. I think that the Bible, and you'll
disagree with this, has been misinterpreted. I think that the translations through the
years. I think the idea that you have to sacrifice, that life is
hard, that you have to do all this is completely wrong. And I
really felt that watching this, because I go, oh my gosh, we're
all coming out to watch this celestial event. None of us did anything to
make it happen, none of us. So clearly there's a greater intelligence,
call it God, call it source, whatever you decide. But the Earth
is spinning, the moon, that all this stuff, it's all going on,
and we're all caught up in our own minuscule drama. And I went,
holy crap, I think that everything Well, you come here to planet
Earth, and I think the only purpose is to live and be happy.
I really do. As I'm watching this, because I go, everything you
need is already here. They don't have to truck anything in from another planet.
You don't have to bring it anywhere. Everything you need is already here.
Everything you're not starting over, it's completely evolving. You're picking up where
we left off. You know, baby's born today or picking up where we
left off. Right, They're gonna grow up in a world with all kinds
of technology that we never had. They'll see technology we probably won't. They
won't have to fiddle with an to watch a game. Yeah, hey,
roof, can you see it now? Can you see it now? God
damn it? You know did you pull a bag then front of the tv
again? Like all that stuff. So I'm just thinking like so I was
like wow, and I go, everything you need is here, And I
was like I felt like in that moment, I go, hang on a
second, it's all done for you. It's all done. It's it's pretty
much all done. And then when you get here, you get to choose,
and you get to choose through life how you do things. But we
condition people to gotta work, gotta work hard, gotta do this, and
we don't encourage people to follow their dreams and just be happy in all this
all that shit you sent me, excuse me, all that stuff you sent
me yesterday, the old people, the old people on Twitter being interviewed,
and I think I still have a couple of them here. Let me just
see if Doug date any of them. No, No, how old are
you? Ninety five? What's your secret for looking so great at ninety five?
Being upis not being naked? That I'm right, But do you see
what I'm saying? Like all that stuff, I was like, oh my
god, that you sent that, just as I was really thinking all day
about the eclipse and all this stuff. And I go, man, we
get caught up in all the minution. We get mad, and we get
we spin and we do. I mean, it is literally what Shakespeare said,
you are but a player on the stage to strut and fret your hour
and then to be heard no more. And I'm paraphrasing, I'm not saying
it exactly. The way Shakespeare did, but that that's basically the thing.
Like you come out here, you huff your puff, your bluster, you
do this, and then poof, you're gone. And it's like I go,
wha, yeah, but you just come here and enjoy do what you
love to do and have that positive I'm starting to believe that you can pretty
much point at things and go I want that, and I'm gonna stay focused
on that, and I'm gonna do well because if you talk to anybody,
like, let's just go to sports for a second, because that's that's where
you live a little bit. Michael Jordan focused on being the best, just
stayed focused, you know what I mean, and was the best. I'm
not saying like everybody, as this lady who you're hearing says, stay positive.
She said, my husband was very positive, and he didn't last as
long as me. I didn't live as long, So there's other factors that
go into it. But I'm like, I think overall, we just live
wrong. We live wrong. This idea that you've got to sacrifice and suffer
and pay. I feel like like the higher intelligence, God or whatever it
is, nothing but benevolent love. You will never have a greater love than
the love of Source, who put the sun the moon in front of the
sun the other day and did all this stuff that the earth is spinning at.
You know. I saw Neil de Grasse Tyson on I don't know.
My mother was in town as she left today, so I finally get a
good night's sleep. I was sleeping on an air mattress. I'm buying a
cot. An air mattress I believe is the leading cause of sleep deprivation in
America because they lose just a little bit of air at night and then it
becomes a goddamn core exercises. He tried not to roll off that thing in
the movie, like wow in your stomach urge. Yeah, so I wound
up on the couch last night. I'm not doing that again. I'm like,
I'm buying a cot and the only reason. And somebody goes to me,
well, you have three kids, you should buy a two bedroom,
and I'm like, nobody's here, nobody's here. I like where I live.
It's fine. And when they come to visit, they come to visit.
That's it. But anyway, that's just my thoughts. So I'm gonna
surprise you a little bit I think a lot of what you're saying is actually
biblical. Yes, it is, because it's there because He was trying to
teach you all the stuff. So you have to do a hold of it
like the Catholics and ruin it all God. Yeah, yeah, I'll blame
the Catholics any time you want. But God is eternity past, the eternity
present, and He is always full of mercy. He is full of grace,
He is full of love, which is why Jesus came in the first
place. Because if he because as I once read, if God were just
a god of judgment, his judgment would have killed you last night. You
wouldn't have woken up this morning. And every day you wake up is another
chance, another day, another opportunity. And if you're living a sactified life
through Christ, do whatever you want. Well, see now, do whatever
you want now. That's where you and I will differ slightly slightly, because
I think that it's your soul. You are part of that, that one
consciousness, that one thing you are connected, so you are the higher intelligence
inside you. But when you come here, it's a gift and you have
a choice, a choice to stress out or you know it now. It
gave me a whole new perspective on one of the things you and I.
I always liked Bill Hicks's final concert where he says there's two things, love
and fear, and there really is. And Bill Hicks was just a comic,
just a comic, but it was almost like he had this epiphany this
thing because it is it's just love or fear, So what are you going
to do? I always think that Jesus was of the pure light, like
you could come dripping your illness in front of him, and all he saw
was the real you, the true you inside that he didn't see all that
negativity. He just saw the pure love. And I think that that same
thing that put the moon, that is the pure love for you, and
that's that's the only thing. And if you can just relax a little bit,
stop stressing so much and just take a breath and have fun every if
you think about this, everybody, I always say this, even to my
kids and stuff, think about this. Has not everything in your life worked
out for you? And I think if you change, I'm starting to believe
like you come here and it is a mirror and whatever you're thinking, you
get you ever have this where you go. Totally saw that coming. Fucking
knew it. Oh yeah, oh yeah, fucking knew it. I could
see yeah, because you set the XP stuff on the expectation. No,
but I'm saying, in your own in your own life, when like,
let's say bad things good my mom and I My mom said to me today,
you know you have a hard time telling some people who have lost a
child, who have lost this that. I go, I can't explain some
of those things. You were right. But because my mother said to me,
well, what do you say about getting old? Like she goes,
I want the body of a twenty year old, because I go, I
think you can just get to the world where you can sort of point you
can have or be or do anything you want. And she said, well,
I want the body of a twenty year old. I can't have it.
I said, well, I think that as you go on your journey,
you're not meant to be here forever. You're not you're not designed for
that. And this isn't that your eternal energy just like internal God you the
energy will live forever, but the body will not. I it's a little
weird, but there is some crossover in the I understand that. I mean,
I'd like to pick where I end up, not Hell, I don't
see. I don't think there is any of that. I think I believe
why because everybody gives themselves the benefit of the doubt. But deep down,
everyone's a douchebag. And that's everybody's a douchebag. Everyone's a douchebag, Bill,
what are you talking about? Every person who's ever walked this planet,
with the exception of Jesus Christ, even people know he wasn't a douchebag.
He got mad and he killed a fig tree. Yeah, because the tree.
To make a point, it was his tree to kill to begin with,
he's God. Or when he flipped over the money changers because they were
taking advantage of the Sabbath. The point is, no, The point is
that you know, everybody's a douchebag. I don't under everybody because we're all
like, we all give ourselves. We're all just good people. Like the
Joel Ostein's theory people are good people. Well, no, we're actually not
good people. We make mistakes all the time. And I'm not talking about
just honest mistakes, purposeful mistakes. See Bill Hicks when he was talking about
like you know when he gave that whole speech, he was talking about the
people the life is like a ride on a roller coaster, and the people
who come back and tell us it's just a ride are the people that everybody
else wants to kill because they have so much invested in that ride to keep
everybody shut up so they could go and enjoy their pleasures and gain more power.
Right, and ultimately, at the end of the day, we are
all people who you give us a little bit of power, and then you
want a little bit more, and then you want a little bit more,
and then before you know it infringes on somebody else. And it doesn't have
to be You don't have to be a leader of a corporation. You could
just be just Joe Blow on the street. I hear what you're saying a
little bit here. We're centered all selfish, well, but we should be
that. I would argue to the point that we should be think. I
think being selfish is okay within moderation. Can't be good for anybody else unless
you're good for you. Take that shitty mood and go and try to interact
with your wife. Take that shitty mood that had nothing to do with her
and go interact with her, and how does that go. It's gonna work.
Okay, So now be in a great mood for whatever reason and take
that same energy and she's in a shitty mood and lift her up maybe maybe,
but don't meet her there because that's not because her happiness is not your
responsibility. And I think that's something that I think a lot of us do.
I even said last night, I think there's a lot of times where
people confuse emotions. That was something I was thinking about, Like we think
worrying about somebody means we love them. No, I don't believe you can
worry and love at the same time. You can worry and you can love,
because when you worry about somebody, you feel different. When you love
them, you feel different. You feel different than worry, don't you.
So you can't do the two things at the same time. But we confuse
that in our language and in our mind. And so to me, I
hear what you're saying is and what I took Bill Hicks thing as and we
should play it and I didn't grab it, but I will is that there
are people that you're right that don't want don't come back and tell us this,
because if you do, you're gonna upset the apple cart, because we're
all about the drama and we're about making more money, and we need these
people to work. And I even said to my mother, I am starting
to believe the conspiracy theorists who have and I don't know that it was really
a conspiracy, but people said that schools were designed to make you factory workers.
Yes, so you were designed. And I went and Nelson Rockefeller said,
I don't want a nation of thinkers, I want a nation of workers.
So I thought, okay, So there's part of the thing. And
pure freedom, you know, like all the money in the world, all
the money in the world, is it just what is it? Really?
It's freedom. It's complete freedom. You get to choose and do whatever you
kind of want to, where you want to go, how you want to
go there, all that stuff. But it's available to everybody. You just
have to tune in. And I really think it is all about vibration and
where is your head And when you get yourself in a bad spot, think
of how shitty you feel and how that compounds, and all of a sudden,
it's one thing after another after another, because that momentum gets going and
the only way to stop it is to go to sleep or something that most
people won't do. But maybe meditation prayer sometimes keeps you on that track.
I would say, completely empty in your mind does not because you're not thinking
about anything. Harder to do, harder to do. It's very hard to
keep nothing. Yes, really it really is. I'm not facetious, No,
it is. It's very hard. That's why I would say to people,
if you're beginning to meditate or something and you really want to try it,
listen for a sound that has no emotional connection for you, the buzzing
of lights, the hum of a fan, the air conditioner, or something
like that, and just yeah, oh god, oh my god, it's
like Darth Vader at times. I love my man worried about it. Yeah,
I know. Anyway, I don't This gets all too deep, and
I hope it doesn't bore people. But it is an interesting thing to me
as you watch that, because I go, boy, not that we're in
significance, because somebody goes, I can show you the insignificance of life.
No, what it shows you is all of this was designed for you,
for you. Yeah, and I believe at some point your energy chose to
be here. You and got a conversation, and you went, and then
you get here and everybody goes, you gotta sacrifice, you gotta work hard,
you gotta blah blah blah. And I'm not saying not to work hard,
but I'm saying, go where the bliss is, Like, I really
really believe this sacrifice has already been made. Yes, it's your opportunity to
take it or leave it, Yes, exactly, But we do this thing
where we've got to, you know, sacrifice for this one and you got
to give up this, and you can't give up that. Well, hold
on a second, Okay, there are things that you know, what's gonna
make you feel better. Is eating a gallon of ice cream gonna make you
feel better. You're gonna be shitting your brains out the next three days.
You haven't feel great afterwards. No, I'm just saying, so all things
in moderation. We learned that as we go. But you're you're never gonna
get it. You never get it wrong. I don't believe you ever get
it wrong. And I don't think you ever get it done. And it's
always just continuing on ractifications. A lifelong process. And I also think that
whatever is already happening right now, that's old news, right, But all
you have is now the moment. That's it. Until you got this is
it right here right now? That's all that's it. So in this moment
you have a choice of things to do. Whatever one excites you the most,
go and do it to the fullest as the best you can, and
don't worry about the consequences. It'll all work out. Yeah, And that's
really how I thought all you had this epiphany likesting on the warning track watching
it all. Yeah, that was really what I thought, and I was
excited to talk to you about it because I thought there were some biblical things
and I don't mean biblical, I mean of a godly like you know,
where we could agree on things. Yes, yeah, absolutely that we disagree.
No, I understand I read something. And you gotta be careful when
you see like videos that come across your screen on Instagram or YouTube, because
yeah, believe, yeah, they're not all true, They're not all truly
the stuff. It's not a conspiracy. I want a conspiracy every Thursday with
Dan's latest conspiracy conspiracies to watch for conspiracy, right well, conspiracy Watch with
Dan. I really haven't like focused on on much of those right now,
but there was somebody posted something about they've gone over all the solar eclipses in
history, and they think that on April third, around either thirty three or
thirty six a d if you go through NASA's website. And I don't know
how they did this. That's why you gotta be careful, because you can't
just take it at face value. They believe that Jesus was crucified, and
that was also the Bible talks about the sky turning black in Jerusalem at that
point for a few minutes. Now, they believe that perhaps whoever wrote this
says they think that there was a solar eclipse on the day that Christ was
crucified. Okay, so that may be. You know that everything is divinely
orchestrated, that you could look at this as a divine orchestration. Well,
it is a divine orchestration. You know, in fact, that the planet
moves every day. I started to say, like Neil de grasse Tyson's talking
about how fast the Earth spins, and ye, who does that that if
somebody hit the brakes, we'd all go flying through it would be dead.
But the point is, have you gotten up and worried about that? No?
Okay, the world's still going, son still comes up. You've got
tides go in and out, all right, So let's you're always gonna be
a break. It's all done for you. It's all done for you.
Yes, just go. Let's not be an asshole to each other. Let's
not do that. You can go for each other. I think being little
self centered is okay because you got to take care of yourself before you can
go interact and be good for anybody else. And sometimes you have to do
things even when you don't want to. Your kids need to eat. I
had a lot of vegetables today. I wasn't happy, but I did.
I did take care of myself. I can't know you're not. Yeah,
I can't wait to hear about this. Shiit die. You're gonna try not
even it's not just a sugar. And I'm having more fermented foods like kombucha
and stuff like that to help take care of my gut. Hull Okay,
good, I take care of you guys. I want to get I want
I want to lose at least ten pounds by memorial day by memorial. I
think that's a I think that's a safe goal. Okay, I think it's
a very safe goal, you know, So I keep it there. I'm
going to do everything I can to stop it. Yeah, crumble cookies every
day, you and Kevin getting pizza from TKS. Oh mare, I love
it. I got a call because I just reminded me of this last last
night on the podcast. I was four Cheeses. Doug was in here,
and Doug was talking about his set at the Comedy Club when he was doing
the Greg Owens Comedy Show, and he said to me something about, uh,
they asked me how much time I was going to do when he said
I was going to do fourteen minutes, and he's like they all kind of
flipped out on him, and it's like we said ten to twelve, and
I go, Doug, when you're new, you gotta do the allotted time,
right, the allotted time. What you're gonna do? I said,
But if you go over, that was really going to kill you on it
because sometimes there's some crowd work or something that happens, and if they like
you from the back, you just know to move on. But when you're
the new guy, to comedy. You got to follow their rules for a
while, just like any job, just like anywhere you event. Yeah,
so ten minutes, make it the best fucking ten minutes they've ever heard,
you know what I mean. Just keep it tight, so I said.
And then I got a call. So I told this story about I'm seeing
a show where Bobby Slayton was in many years ago, the old Comics Cafe,
and I get a call from the comedy club and they go, hey,
listen to the market. Pleader goes, hey, one thing I got
to call bullshit on. You didn't do seventeen minutes in front of Bobby Slayton.
And I said I did, And I said I wasn't bragging last night.
My point to Doug was that was terrible. I should have never done.
I didn't know I did it until Joe T pulled me aside in the
back and was like hey man, and he's like, Slaton, woant have
ripped you apart? I go, well, at the time, I mean,
look, brother Wee's was I had a lot of influence. He had
a lot of influence, and you were under that umbrella because I was producing.
He was kind of like the Carson of Rochester in the way like if
you got to sit on his couch, people are gonna come see you.
Well, so I was exactly, but I was also on his show,
producing his show. So Slayton was cool, and Slayton was always nice to
me. Even after that Bobby came on this podcast. Bobby would come on
every radio show I had done. He wouldn't always, he wouldn't come on
with me and Tommy, but he would talk to us and explain why out
of loyalty to Weeds, which I always thought was cool. But he always
talked to me like I could call Bobby and we'd have a conversation. So
there was that cool thing. But it was like, I can't believe that,
And I said, well, my point was, you gotta follow you
gotta follow the rules. You gotta follow the rules. But you were bringing
up sabotaging people's diets. That's why I went off on this tangent because we
used to sabotage people all the time. Sally Sally from the Old Week Show,
she would order she would want egg whites and blah blah blah. So
Jo T would call down, got you guys will First of all, you
guys would get like free dunkin donuts. Well yeah, yeah, but they
but this was in the building. We would play for a breakfast. There
was a restaurant in the building, so he would call downstairs very particular.
She wanted egg whites and howe toast and you know, no butter baba.
So Joe t would call down and go extra butter on the egg whites,
blah blah blah, and then Sally would get it. She goes, oh
my god, these are the best egg whites I've ever had. And we
all be like the meanest shit, right, I mean, like that Jack
Garner and JJ, two people who are no longer on the planet in there
in that physical form. Tommy took h hershey kisses and played them out and
we watched their heads bock as two fat guys. I couldn't breathe. You
thought the eclipse was something that was fucking amazing, two big fat guys heads
going boom is they're going for the same candy was unbelievably priceless, Like I
couldn't. I couldn't. All right, we will take them home when we
come back. The cost of things, Danny going way up, I see
that, Yeah, lots, I didn't realize how much we're paying, how
much more we're paying for things. But we'll give you some of the price
stuff and then I'll I want you to think about this. If you could
permanently freeze one thing at a dollar, price is a dollar, what would
that one thing in your life be that you could freeze at one dollar?
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net. Sorry, Danny, this is a cover just for you. No,
yeah, what some shitty hymn. I don't know, I don't put
I don't think this is the original case us is just stump Robert Randolph.
Thats a nice version of yea yeah. This is a song that your religious
grandmother could get behind. Oh right, we were talking about the Bill Hicks
piece of It's Just a Ride, So I don't know if anybody's ever heard
of this. Bill Hicks was a comic, I don't want to say a
cult comic. He was somebody that was more popular in England than he was
in the United States, and he had somewhat of a cult following. I
think one of my favorite things was when Letterman had his mom on many years
later and played the set because he had he had a bit that I think
I think it was the Catholic League of New York City pushed back because they
were they were running anti abortion ads. They were going to pull their ads
or something. So I think I don't know that it was Dave's choice so
much. I don't know. Dave certainly fell on the sword, so to
speak. And the head writer went out and did a set that night,
and Bill Hicks has a I have a book of Bill Hicks' writings, and
he said he was so depressed he had just sat in the bathroom and he
worl like a three page letter to Dave about how this was crazy. But
he had a joke saying like, you know, all these Christian people you're
walking around with a cross, And he go, do you think that's the
best option to be war? And if Jesus comes back, he's like wait,
wait, wait wait, yeah, like it'd be like where you get
an electric chair? Yeah, And we had a pastor actually say that.
He goes, can imagine people walking around the little electric chairs around there around
their their decks, and I'm like, yeah, Bill Hicks talked about this.
So Bill Hicks did this set and this was I think his kind of
his final show. He was very sick with cancer. He didn't let on
when he did, like the Letterman thing, and he knew this was going
to be his last time, and he had been for some reason always bumped
from Letterman. Yeah how about a few times, yes prior, but this
time he got on as he get bumped, like you know, So he
got on and then they're just they cut. They decided to cut his set.
So then many years later, he can't date, brought his mom on
to uh the CBS show and played the set and said, I don't know
why I did that. It was really really a cool piece to watch.
It's out on YouTube because there is a point? Is there a point to
all this? Bill? Let's find a point? Is there a point to
my act? I would say there is. I have to write. The
world is like a ride at an amusement park, and when you choose to
go on it, you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are.
And the ride, okay, you choose to go on. That's something
I believe to. I believe that whoever that energy in you, you chose
to come here. I know that sounds a little nutty. I wish I
would have chose to be an all pro quarterback now you know, and when
you choose to go on, you think it's real because that's how powerful our
minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round.
It has thrills and shills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very
loud, and it's fun for a while. Some people have been on the
ride for a long time and they begin to question is this real or is
this just a ride? And other people have remembered and they come back to
us and they say, hey, don't worry, don't be afraid ever,
because this is just a ride, and we kill those people. Shut him
up. We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up.
Look at my furrows a worry, Look at my big bank account in my
family. This has to be real, right, It's just a ride.
But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that you ever
notice that? And let the demons run a monk. But it doesn't matter,
because it's just a ride and we can change it anytime we want.
It's only a choice, no effort, no work, no job, no
savings of money, a choice right now between fear and love. It the
eyes of fear wants you to put bigger locks on your door by guns,
close yourself off the eyes of love. Instead, see all of us as
one. Here's what we can do to change the world right now to a
better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defense each year
and instead spend it feeding, clothing, and educating the poor of the world,
which it would many times over, not one human being excluded, and
we can explore space together, both inner and outer, forever in peace.
That was it. Nineteen ninety two is last Special And I was very poignant
to me. And when I heard it, I wanted to play We played
in the old show, and I just was a huge fan of that guy.
I actually used that at my uncle's funeral. Jeers, I used that.
Wait a second, Okay, I wrote it out. Yeah, well,
hey, gody, God, hang on a second, because now you've
wait wait why here's why. He was not a No, he wasn't a
religious guy. He wasn't His parents were. And they brought to a psychologist.
Yah, see what and the psychologist goes, no, it's them,
it's not you. You know, because he questioned everything. He was one
of those people. He questioned it like he questioned the Kennedy assassination. That's
one of his other famous bits. Yeah, but I mean, I'm just
saying, like, so you take the whole thought, did you take?
Well? I took the approach that and I stopped and I said, now
look, and I brought up the fact that he wasn't a Christian, but
I brought the fact that Bill Hicks, what he is trying to say is
we kill those people. Let's think about the biggest person we killed the reminders
of all that. Could it be Jesus? Well, you know what I'm
saying, like like he was the one was reminding everybody. You know,
hey, look this is just a ride. You know. You can get
on with me, or you can stay on this and try to do this
yourselves. And that that was the whole point that I was making, is
that you know, like there are people who remind us, they stopped,
and we kill those people. I would say, I would argue that the
real work in life is to always try to go with a better feeling thought
that that's the real work. It's hard, it's not easy. The real
work isn't got to find a job. About Bubba, it's feeling good as
I go to work, and staying in that that positive because it goes back
to the only analogy I can come up with is being in the zone.
Right. All of us at some point have had that work. I mean,
it is like, man, you are walking and it's like you're on
walking bricks of gold. Everything in front of you is going great, and
bam, bam, somebody hands you a freak cup of guffey. You got
a great barking spot. Holy shit, there was an extra three thousand dollars
in my bank account. I didn't even realize, you know, you know
what I'm saying, Like, it's that kind of thing, and if you
go with try to get back to that feeling more often, that's the real
work, and that's the love. That's what I believe. Call it your
inner being called a God sees you as that as as the best version of
you ever and loves that version of you. And I think a lot of
times the reason you feel emotions and bad emotions is the disconnect from you.
I call it inter being. You may call it God, but the disconnect
from that because God only sees pure positive and knows everything you want, and
it has a way for you to get there. But you just need to
let it happen. I mean, basically, your job is to relax and
let it happen and stay positive. I really think that, and I feel
like that's sort of what he was saying. It is just a rid it
is. Yeah, I use the example, you know, like, but
I can't believe that you took me a heathen, and a man's heathen means
people misuse that word all the time. Of course, it basically means gentile.
It doesn't heathen or the nations. It doesn't mean yes, it does
well, because good bye, if I'm a gentile, I look, if
I look over, you have a jew, and I look over at the
gentiles, they're heathens. I don't believe they're all right, But it doesn't
mean like that, Like, you know, people have taken that word of
being like unbelievers. No that's not the case. Yeah, it's become a
slang for that, but that's not the case. Well, they were the
unbelievers. They didn't believe that Jesus was the son of God. Oh yeah,
they were all right. The tables have heard. I was reading something
today and I would like to start doing something with you that's going to require
a little more work. From you boxing oh okay, oh, I would
like you to come up with like conspiracies that are happening, that are out
there, that that that are real, like conspiracy. You could just come
up with one. Maybe we explore the conspiracy, maybe we get somebody on
who talks about but I'd love you to have like, you know, conspiracy,
Dan's you know, conspiratory. We I don't know. Sometimes there were
some of these things that you were buying into a little bit, yeah,
oh yeah, oh yeah. But like I've always said, they're not conspiracies
if they're true, Like okay, so if they're true, if they're true,
they're not conspiracies. You know. You know, I'm saying like the
whole idea of you know, but like George Carlott always said it, Yes,
he said it years ago. They don't have have to like sit down
and have meetings. These people, they all belong to the same club.
They all have the same self interest. They may may be one flavor of
the other, but they all have a wink and a smile. I mean,
think about it. The Clintons, the Obamas, and the Bushes.
Okay, they really don't have much in common other than the fact that they've
all been presidential families, and they're all buddies. They're all from the same
club, different aspects of it, but they're all part of the same you
know. Well, I think they came into the club with nudge think I
mean Bill, Yeah, Clinton fruited into the club by the higher power of
America, the deep State, or would have. But we have this thing
called the delusion of I call it the delusion of choice in this country.
But it's better than anywhere else. But it's still a delusion of choice.
This is the best we could do. Okay, So yeah, conspiracy theory,
Yeah, just just just some yeah, one that they all belong to
a club. Yeah. Uh. Items cost, Now, what is the
what is the cost of living? You're supposed to get a cost of living
rays Every're supposed to be three percent every year. So an item costs three
and a half percent more last month than they did the same time last year,
which is a little higher than just the cost of living. So since
January twenty twenty, grocery prices are up twenty five percent. Since January twenty
twenty forty, you've shown people going through costco and taking pictures from now versus
like a month ago, and it's like they're up even a month, let
alone a year. A dozen eggs was two dollars and thirty six cents.
What do you think the average cost is now? About about three sixty seven
three eighty four, that's what they're saying. But three sixty seven going around
about a year ago dollar forty eight cheaper? Is that amazing? Yeah?
It's like, I so why is that? What is happening again? This
is just is it the cost of gas? Transportation? Transportation's part of it.
Also the fact that like there's fewer and fewer farms farming nowadays. I
mean Bill Gates has gone out and bought a ton of farm land. He
ain't farm. It's like they kind of want America to, you know,
beg for things. Who see now that I would say is a conspiracy?
Who are they? I think it's I think it's he's a he's a member
of the World Economic Forum. Yeah, they want America and China to be
neck and neck, or they want China to pass America. They want to
destroy America the World Economic Forum. They believe that ultimately Marxism is the cure
for everything that Soviets didn't do. It right. The Chinese really didn't do
it right, because I do my homework, Billie, homework from who see
this is? Now this I'm calling a conspiracy. I'm calling this bs all
right. But they have meetings every year where they talk about how we're not
gonna have to talk to each other anymore, be able to communicate with our
minds because you're gonna have no privacy, Billy. You'll own nothing. You'll
own nothing, and you'll be happy. You'll eat bugs while they eat I
believe. Oh yeah, by the way, I know climate change. Here's
a here's a big one. If the Obama's really believed in climate change,
why would you own property in Martha's vineyard? Because the oceans are gonna eventually,
you know, eat away at the coasts, right, Billy. So
none of these idiots, these democrats would own any property on the ocean,
wouldn't they? And insurance companies would actually be costing the insurance would cost more
to own that kind of property because of climate change. In shirts, which
by the way, doesn't exist. But it's all a scam. There's flood
insurance. Flood inshirts is one thing, yes, but you know, not
not climate change. Insurts, not all of a sudden, like the water's
receding all of a sudden. This is where the lake stuff. I have
to laugh at you. You could laugh all you want. I think it's
ridiculous. People laughed at Alex Jones. And by the way, I'm not
a big Alex Jones fan, but he's been right about a few things.
Okay, all right? You know what. The sun shines on the dog's
ass every day too. His balls get a little sunshine. They're out there,
you know. I think it was the dogs balls that dropped in front
of the Uh. This all eclips on the Mexican television to see. Now,
this is why I don't know if I want to do this, because
every week I'm gonna come in with the conspiracy that you're going to make fun
of. I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I'm not yes, because I don't
I don't believe it. It's not so much that I am very interested in
how people think. What I want to do is again, let's go back
to where we started getting caught up in the minutia, focusing on the moment
that we have and not sweating this kind of stuff. This stuff sounds silly
to me. I am not a climate change denier, but I am not
a climate change believer either. There's no way that we could have all these
people in all these cars and not have heated things up a little bit.
I don't think anybody within a brain and just in terms of logic could say
that. But I don't think it's as bad as it is. And I'll
go back to the very simple thing that we all just saw the eclipse.
It's all happening. The Earth seems to take care of itself. Should we
be good stewards of the planet, Yes, we absolutely should. Are there
changes happening, Yes, But I believe that's evolutionary. Do I think that
humanity is going to be wiped out? I don't, But that doesn't mean
I'm right either. And I'm basing that on opinion, and I think a
lot of these things we have to go back to. Opinion is halfway between
fact and fiction. And that's where, in a way, it kind of
bugs me to even say this that when President Trump called fake news on things,
I think it's a way of saying, well, how on a second,
let's hear the other side. It's just a different jargon, and some
people don't like maybe like his style, but I'm just saying that he wasn't
nuanced. No, he's not nuanced, So right, he's just the fake
news I'm saying. I'm not getting into the political aspect of it. So
when I hear these things, I want to go, well, who are
the they? Because I'll give you a totally off topic example, and that
my social media is kind of blown up with comments on this. I get
my haircut by a woman named Randy Nelson. Randy is of Jewish descent.
She has had bar Mitzvah's for her sons. She had one last year for
one son, and she's having one a year from now, and she's very
concerned about this. She wants to have entertainment, so she wants to get
drummers with drums that light up to be on stage to play along with the
DJ. We're talking a wedding expense with these this expenses. Oh these are
and I go, man, some girl that was never born to you is
very thankful, because that would I mean, it just would be crazy.
Okay. Has nothing to do with anything except for the fact that she said,
well, everybody's doing that, And I always say when somebody says everybody
to say everybody. Who's everybody? Well, all the people I see on
Instagram and in other cities. And when I say everybody listens, everybody watches.
Try to take a step back in your own mind, because we all
say that everybody's doing it. Were you it? I've said it. It's
called hyperbole. But when we step back and try to take a just a
rational moment and say, can you name ten friends? Then when you do,
some people can maybe do more. That's only ten or twenty people.
Is that everybody? No, it's not. It's a real small percentage.
So that's why I say, who are they? I don't know who the
theys are? Are the Theys Bill Gates? Are we saying that Bill has
amassed all this power? Bill Gates? It's the Clinton's. It's Klaus Schwab,
It's Noel Harrari, It's Tony Blair who was actually like like Tony Blair
like actually wanted to be King of England when when he was Prime Minister.
Howd the fuck do you know that? Dude? I've read about it.
Oh this guy, this is my thing. It's like, but who's telling
you that? Is it? Somebody that was on the inside. Hey,
that's like people saying and and and I want to believe this too. Sometimes
President Trump, and then I also had an argument for this. And I'm
not a Trump guy. I'll say it. I'm not neither of us.
I'm not really a Biden guy either, definitely not a Biden Well I would
yeah, okay, but that aside. I scratched my head when I watch
that. I uh, but with with with Trump, there were people who
said, I've sat sat in meetings with him. He didn't know certain world
things. I don't know. I didn't read it. I'm hearing that song.
Well, he didn't know. We're certain. I have no idea.
I don't know. I don't know what the man did or not. Some
people who's on the inside have written things saying I haven't read them. That
doesn't mean they're not true. But here's the other thing. Here would be
my my thing back if you were going to say that, man, many
people for many years have the government needs to be run like a business.
And if you're the CEO of a company, there's a book out there called
Good to Great, and it's about companies that have gone from good to being
excellent. And then one of the ones that I remember reading a lot about
was Walgreens years ago, and the Walgreen CEO said, I always hire people
smarter than me. And if you talk to people who are in business right
down, Greg Connor says the same thing. Yes, find people to almost
make up for your weaknesses. So I don't know, now the president doesn't
you know. It's not the be all end all in our government. It's
not. So there are checks and balances, yes, so I just but
I always take all of it with not a great I wasn't there, so
I don't know. So when you're saying to me he wanted to be King
of England, I'm going who's saying that? Somebody who was really does know?
It was chronicled in the crown, It's been in books. And also
he's also the second and command of the World Economic Forum. Okay, all
right, okay. There are people who believe and I'm not saying I believe
this because you have there's certain characteristics you have to meet to be the Antichrist.
There are people who have actually put them on a list of candidates to
be the Antichrist. I'm not of time today. Don't your kids have something
to do? Don't they have an activity? They got to somebody making dinner.
The fucking make dinner and stop nine billion people on this planet. Billy,
somebody's gonna do something. I mean what I'm saying doing YouTube video?
My got it. I understand it brought me included, but I'm just like,
but my point is like, don't you have other things to do that?
Go? Tony Blair's out to fuck you today. It's a beautiful day.
Go take a walk. I understand, but you have to pay who
is so? I told you who they are the day. I'm only like
a fracture of the way through the list. Okay, uh frozen pizza one
of my favorite things. I do enjoy a frozen pizza. I shouldn't say
that because I have friends who am pizza butlers. Yeah, was three seventy
seven now five point fifteen. How about toilet paper? Yeah seven o eight
now nine to seventy five average cost today? And I get I get the
the this is gross, this is gross. It sounds gross. But I
get the really big thick roll and I get uh no, it's the sharmany
I don't. I want to get the dude wipes. I have had the
due wipes. Yeah, I want to get dude wipes on. I don't
know. I use both. Yes, they go in first with the paper,
and then I want to just use the wipes because I mop up because
it's too many. You can mop up the first time, but no I
can't. I got a lot going on down there, pal apparently, yes,
all right, the days of my ass are telling me more. So
I go. I used this thick toilet papers that's got ridges in it,
okay, because the ridges catch yeah, catch it. Yeah, it gets
all the stuff that's right, and it's thick, so I don't poke through.
And then later on when I'm biting my name, whoa okay? All
right? If there, if you could permanently freeze Daniel the price of one
thing? You laugh at it? I know, well you do. You're
doing it on purpose. No, I don't do it. Dollars. I
mean this. What would you choose whole life insurance? Oh? Yeah?
At a dollar? Yeah? Why because it's so expensive and it's a guaranteed
incocye, whole life insurance. They have regulations on advertising and whole life insurance.
They don't The government doesn't want you there. We go again to know
about whole life insurance. But it is expensive, but it is guaranteed income
when you retire. It is a nice next e and it's guaranteed, and
it's tax free. Uh four O one k's are taxable, our iras are
taxable. Mutual funds are taxable. And by the way, there's a lot
of hidden fees or this. You just pay a flat fee every month.
It's expensive, but you're getting this guaranteed income when you retire. You have
whole life insurance, No I do not. I have term life insurance.
Why can't you get them? Because because whole life insurance is expensive a whole
lot of money, right, So I spend a dollar on it. Yeah,
that's actually pretty smart, you know what. Yeah, that made me
the most tickets I could have said, I could have. Some people said,
housing or rent your mortgage or to rent is a dollar that I can
actually get gas? Somebody said, if we could freeze gas at a dollar,
okay, medications, especially insulin a dollar. Groceries somebody said, all
right, homeowner's insurance. I would. So I'm thinking, what would I
want? That's a dollar? I can only get one thing. Now,
it would be nice if it was a recurring bill for me that was a
dollar, And that's what I meant because like it's hard to like keep groceries
at a dollar. It is, But if it was a recurring bill,
like an insurance, yeah, to be like sure it's one dollar, or
your rent or your mortgage at a dollar, that sort of thing. But
I would say I kind of like this one airline tickets at a dollar,
go anywhere you want, get away from an all, blow off a little
steam, maybe good for your mental health, and only costs a dollar.
I wonder if if we would see less violence, honestly, if you could
jump on a plane, true this and go to Boston. Yeah true Italy,
yes, true this a dollar a dollar dan to fly anywhere. Fuck
I'm in always thought would be a cool reality show if you of a group
of people just go to an airport, like like Rochester, right, go
to the airport, you buy the cheapest ticket, doesn't matter where the destination
is. You buy the cheapest ticket, and you just go there, and
then from there, after a few days, buy the cheapest ticket and then
go to the and then all of a sudden you traverse the country. Because
you're probably not gonna go overseas, maybe you would. I don't know,
but how cheap the tickets are, but it doesn't matter that day that you
have to leave. You have to buy the cheapest ticket on, you know,
for that day, meaning and you got to go for three days and
make the most of that city. That could be a hell of a reality
show because now all of a sudden, it's like you're going to places like
well, you know, Tucson, and then you fly out to then you're
like al Paso, Texas, and then the Seattle. Perhaps there was like
a great rate that day. You might be able to like tour the country
pretty affordably, you know, if you're just going on the cheapest ticket available.
It's actually not a bad idea. We thought about it. Yeah,
we'll just do it ourselves. Yeah, where are we going, uh to
Peka? No? But then we sell it. Yeah yeah, right,
I like the idea. That's a great idea. Bill and Dad's excellent Adventure.
Yes, oh my way. God. But Kevin or Kevin, you
know what, there's weight restrictions on some fla I'm serious, no serious,
why that? By the way, speaking bring it back to that that inflation
thing. You saw that all these ninety nine cent stores are going out of
business down South, right, No, yeah, like ny only ninety nine
cents or everything's ninety nine cents where everything's a dollar. Yeah, well they
can't afford anything anymore. It is the cost of it. Yeah, even
the wholesale cost is more than ninety nine cents. And these places like boxing
up because in Flace it's killed them, Thanks Biden. But that's the thing.
We'll take a moment. Uh, you had a nickname as a kid,
Yes, a few of them. Okay, we'll get in. I
found I was going back through my life and then I put something down on
social media and I had people write in what their nickname was. So they
give a clue and I have options. One of them is correct. You
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And I don't know. I was never a huge fan of bond Joby but
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Yeah, Jackson, are you still holding patiently? Yeah? Where are
you? I'm outside the factory, in like the break area. So my
son, Jackson had texted me because in about a month his brother's graduating from
college. And there's a dinner. But you want to know if there was
anything planned for Friday or Monday. Why, I don't know. Might see
some friends while I'm up there. Oh yeah, we'll go see your friends.
The only thing I had was the graduation in the dinner. That that
was pretty much it. I didn't think there was much beyond that that.
You're kind of yeah, you could definitely do that. Did you have a
nickname in high school or anything? Buddy, h Yeah, it was yours
mar animal and Mariana baby. I don't know what that was. I think
it was that was your kid or something. Okay, all right, so
I want to I so somebody I asked about nicknames, and somebody wrote that
they had to give a clue and then you have to guess their nickname and
I'll give you choices. Okay, Okay, So this person says, I'm
half American and half Chinese. His name is Paul. Was his nickname in
high school, Hong Kong Phony, Twinkie yellow on the outside, white on
the inside, or Kung Paul. I got my answer? You do?
Yeah? All right? What do you say, Jackson? Hong Kong Phony
seems too easy. I'm gonna go with I want to say twink but yeah,
I'm just gonna go with Twinki. I was gonna go with Twinkie too.
That is correct. That is correct, fallas yellow on the outside,
right on the inside. I thought that was a great nickname, which sounds
terrible, But this person was saying that was their nickname. They embraced it.
I don't you know. What are you gonna do? All right,
Jackson? How's everything else going for you? Pal? Good? Really good?
All right. There's a lot of money I'm making I think good money
at my second job. Okay, that's good. Overtime, it's fun.
So it's there, all right. Well, good. Got a lot of
jobs, Jackson. Jackson works a lot. He works as a waiter,
and he works in the in a factory. What are you doing at the
factory, buddy, it's a toilet, yeah, just pulling car parts around
a warehouse. Yeah, and yet the forklift certified. I am yeah,
yeah, I want to want to bring this up since you're on there,
because I'm time picturing you, Jackson. How tall are you? Six eight
six? Sibut there, I might be sick then I don't know. Okay,
Uh, how hard is it to fit into places? Because a lot
of us look could go, wow, what a great height. But I
mean cars, airline seats, long trips, trains, just buying clothes in
general, maybe fitting in the forklift. How hard is that? Buying clothes
is I say, the hardest part, okay, and the second would be
like foods at the restaurant. I just shimmy as far as forklifts, like
cars and stuff, I just gotta put the seat back, yeah, way
back. They just get rid of it. Let me sit in the back
seat. But yeah, the clothes. So you know what's funny is like
I love this company called True Classic. I love True Classic T shirts.
They're the most comfortable, and I buy them. So I bought Jackson a
whole bunch of stuff. I was off one number on their address because they
have like a long It was like I think it's two one one one two
or something, and I missed a one in there, so I get a
thing saying it's delivered Jackson's never you've never gotten the clothes from True Classic for
Christmas? No, I haven't pisses me off so much because nobody got delivered
somewhere, and they were nice clothes, and I can't imagine that they're fitting
many people. Somebody's walking around in a fucking I mean, they get a
sail out a boat for God's sake. But yeah, they didn't refund your
money or no, they replacements. No, this isn't even the first time
something like this has happened, because Mammart sent me Saint Patrick's Day card and
last year and it ended up getting back to her and she just gave it
to me when I was up in July. Yeah, but it came back
months later. Oh wow, yeah, yeah months later. All right.
Well, I wasn't even sure China got my birthday card, but I got
a thank you card for her yesterday. All right, Well, good,
that's very good. That's his cousin. I hope everything continues to go well
and you have a great night at work, pal, So do I see
you later? All right? Danny More, The nicknames give you some more
nigative. What was your nickname in high school? Bobcat, Bobcat? Why
was it Bobcats? So my buddy Davey was obsessed with the Police Academy movies.
Oh yeah, Bobcat, goothway. So he's still like, you know,
do this Bobcat and the like, that, like and that, whichaid
Bobcat didn't do. He just did that himself, so he'd always do it
to me. So everybody else would hear Davy say this, and they do
the same thing to me. All of a sudden, I became known as
Bobcat, even though it was Davy's thing. So then years later, so
I go to college and I tell stories and they go, who's the bobcat
cat? That's me. So everybody at Fisher started calling me Bobcat, and
I'll ring an athletic department to this day still calls me Bobcat. Yeah,
true story. Okay, all right, this person writes, I was addicted
to mac and cheese. It's a woman, Okay. Is was her nickname?
Mac and sneeze craft or noodles noodles Danny, Yeah, Danny phenomenal.
How did you know what gives it to you? Because people are typically like
very bass, very hack when it comes to nicknames and stuff and a name
brand thing back and sneeze, it sounds like there'd be more of the store,
but Noodles is pretty plain. Like there was a girl that I remember
being a high school party that I shouldn't have been at, and my parents
knew they would be very upset because everybody was drunk, somebody's parents weren't home,
and somebody had for some reason. There was pizza with anchovy. And
I can still remember this girl's name. She was really very attractive. She
got sick, puked, and an anchovy came out of her nose and was
hanging there. She started a band called Anchovy. I just called her cho
Chovy. Now she owns a pizza parlors. All right, here's another one.
My high school social studies teacher said, I was very preppy and looked
in my mirror every time I went to class. It's a girl. What
was her nickname? Buffy Porsche, clueless, Buffy Porscha clueless, Oh,
clueless, Buffy It was Buffy. Yeah, okay, but again I can
see they're on the right You're on the right path. Yeah, you know
what it makes you makes more sense to me because they call you clueless than
like that's kind of well, it's the movie. Yeah, and Buffy the
Vampire Slayer. My wife still watches Buffy. She really Oh yeah, she
watches more mindless television, but she loves it. Danny, Yeah, I
know. Careful, careful, careful. Does she You ever have conspiracy mountdowns
for her? The world is ending? You wanted to be king? I'm
not. Oh yeah, oh yeah, she goes. You've been really negative
latly, but staying with the world. I'm paying attention about watching Buffy.
Yeah, but are you paying attention or are you just getting yourself worked up
over something you can't control. Yeah, that's true, but somebody's gotta do
something. Well what are you doing? You talk about it more people talk
about it just well, okay, well here that's why. Okay, so
instead of driving your wife nuts, let's do it here. But let's try
to find and make it into a real piece where we find people who either
support or don't support that idea. I have since stopped doing that in front
of her, have you? Yeah? I have. How hard is it?
You know what? Actually it's not. It's not as difficult as I
thought. All Right, here we go two more. I got a couple
other nicknames from college that I could throw your way too. All right,
well, hang on, it was early nineties. Was the early nineties,
and my hair was big. Stephanie was her nickname Boso, q tip or
shrub. It's a tougher one did pretty well so far, Boso, q
tip or shrub. Well, early nineties, you'd have to know who Boso
the clown was. I think it's Boso WHOA Really wait? Because I pointed
that you were going, it sounded like you were taking Boso off the well,
yeah, well it was a Chicago based television show had a WGN.
If you did at WGN, yes, you really wouldn't know who that was.
It was I cable. It sounded like were you taking I wasn't because
you looked at me. So I'm like, I'm gonna go. I think
I thought because it's it's a q tip. I think it's q tip.
You are correct, it is cute, all right? What was another nickname
of you in high school? Not for me, not in ice college.
So our friend Sukes listened to this program all the time. He can actually
attest to some of these. So we used to have like intermural football,
and some of the guys would get a little carried away. Oh god,
I was there. I was We were in the championship game and it got
violent. Really. Oh so some of these guys would come out in wife
beaters and they take marker and start writing stuff on themselves. And one kid
wrote bitch on one arm and ass on the other, and we're like,
what is that supposed to mean? I'm gonna make you look like a bitch
as So we called the bitch ass the rest of us existence. I don't
even know the kid's real name. If I ran out of the way hit
bitch ass, what's going on? Like imagine just like walking in with his
family are on the Lilac festival. Yeah, there was a pitch ass there,
a guy that was just kind of a jerk and stuff, and we
called him Meathead. I never knew his real name. Yeah, Meathead knew.
There was one guy called Eagle. We have no idea why they called
him Eagle. He played on the soccer team. And another dude that they
called pussy John or PJ for short, and he never understood what we called
him. Peachae John. Yeah, suit's called him PJ. Was why.
I was told this by other people because he was the class after me,
And I'm like, why'd you Well, he's a pussy so we called him
pussy John PJ. So the name PJ stuck. He was out of a
soccer player, but like he didn't know why his day was PJ. Oh.
There's this one kid they called him. They called him titty Bob,
titty bob. The reason is because what he wanted when he came to school,
what's your name, Bob? But all my friends from high school call
me titty bob. Just called me titty Bob. Why was he titty Bob?
Well, he kind of had man boobs, I guess god, but
like he didn't want to shed that. Yeah, so he kind of that.
I think he just embraced it so and people like he would dare himself
to everybody. I called him titty Bob. Well, my my nickname in
college I hated. I hated it. What was it puppy? Because I
I was uh was I was just on campus. I had partied. My
face. My parents are still done. I don't think it was to bac
For the weekend of like zero point three to two, and some guy goes
to make drinks, like I can't even morn. He goes, come on,
man, don't be a puppy, okay, And then I'm like,
and he's like, come on, name's gonna stick. And then he just
started introducing me to everybody puppy as puppy. And then so there are still
people to this day that call me that. Oh I probably should have embraced
that nickname and just carried it with me, but I hated it, so
I did. So we had this this these guys who were friends of ours
who were from Bloomfield, and so Bloomfield's not far from here, his fisher
like, nobody really goes, nobody's really from very far. Like it's it's
ninety nine percent New York State kids. And of those ninety nine percent,
ninety five percent are from Rochester. Okay. And he had all these all
these friends had different nicknames, okay, and they bring him over weasel,
slugs, Waldo. I mean, it was like, okay, all right,
hey, everybody's got a nickname from Bloomfield. All right, great,
awesome, never got the never got the genesis of the nicknames. But nine
fifties, yeah, exactly, all right, One last one here, my
maiden name is Berry. Dana Berry was her name. Barry was her nickel
name. Nickel name, excuse me, nickname huckle scary or dingle Huckle.
My husband called me dingle I thought it was just a cute nickname till like
the sixteen years later dingle Berry. Yeah, don't think you called girl ding
You can't call it dingleberry. Yeah, that's what I thought, Huckle.
I married her. Yeah, still though, it's all right. Hey,
it's all love, love, love or fear. You're gonna fear your nickname,
you can embrace it. I feared. But it's cool to have a
nickname because it means people like like you for the most part. Yes,
well unless it's pussy John short to PJ though. Yeah, but not pussy
John because you got pussy. It was because you are a pussy Yeah,
for some reason. Yeah, would you let I saw this on Reddit and
I and I thought this would be a perfect one for you. Okay,
yeah, you would be the morality barometer, and I know I think a
lot of people would have. Would you let your significant other meet up with
a friend of the opposite sex if you never met them? This is an
am I an a hole? Uh? This woman asked if she's one.
She's not. She's one for not wanting her boyfriend to meet up with a
female friend who is visiting from out of town without her because she's never met
the female friend. I don't think she's an a hole. But if you
feel like he might cheat like this, then you should probably break up with
the guy. Well, why I wrote my notes. But yeah, don't
don't complicate it. If you're that it's secure that you shouldn't be dating this,
What would you do in that situation? My wife wanted to meet a
man, Yeah, I didn't meet before. I trust her a guy from
her past. I'm okay with that. Yeah, and by the way,
I'm the same guy who actually, you know, once saw that happen and
then into a full blown marriage on the side. Yes, yeah, but
but my wife, now, no, that would never have She'd be good.
I have no problems with that in this case, though. If you're
having anxiety about it, you got I think you got bigger problems. That's
a symptom of something else. Well, are insecure if you don't let your
significant other go meet up with the friend? Yeah, unless there's like some
type of like, uh, you know, unless unless you have some suspicions,
but you have to have a case against them. You can't just be
like, oh, yeah, I forbid you to go Well, what if
you said it make doesn't make me comfortable. I'm a little uncomfortable with this,
but go ahead. Yeah, I think it's okay to say that.
Yeah, you can offer your reasons for protest or your your your concerns,
but at the same time, you're not for baiting, forbidding her to do
that. We don't want to be controlling somebody. I want you to make
your own decisions about her love. I don't I don't know. I'm just
thinking, like I know that there are people in my life and it is
not me, and it is no one I was ever in a relationship with,
But people are in my life that we're in a situation like this and
we're not okay with it, super uncomfortable, Like we get nutty, really
yeah, we get nutty. And that's not good either, because that just
shows an ugly side of you and that insecurity and you know, you got
to trust and I think that's that. That's a word. Uh here here,
let's let's let's use the religious word faith. Yeah, right, faith,
faith in the person, faith in the process, faith in that everything's
going to work out, faith that it's all done and you don't really have
to sweat stuff. Faith. Yeah, that's really what you need, or
else you don't have a relationship. I think that. No, I think
relationship, but I think I think faith in in everything. You've got to
kind of have that blind faith, which is more of a religious term.
But I think it's very If you don't have faith, you don't have a
relationship. If you really break it down, No, no, no,
you know, all right, we'll we'll take a moment. Uh there.
Somebody sent me a picture, but I don't know where it's from. They
claim it is from a place around here. Okay, okay, and I
i'd like to we have to. I want to guess where it is.
But the person's not responding to the message. They send it through Facebook message.
They're not responding. But I'll explain it and we'll see if we can
get into what that is. Okay, cool comedy at the Carlson by the
way, Yeah, friend Doug was just there. Doug was there. I
got to tell you this. I went to see Jamie Lissou. I want
to just kind of did you go with Kevin and Greg? I did not.
I did not. I went with my mom and Kevin foodie who knew
the guy who was opening up. But they do. We're we're really lucky
in Rogers. But it's a comedy club that's really run well market Plito,
Vinnie Paulino, Sirash who owns it. They do a really top notch job
over there, and they're bringing in some really big acts. So you know,
just think of that. We a lot of those times people talk about,
oh, you know, local local, we got to support local,
support, local support, local entertainment. You know, there's a lot of
great local comedians that get up on stage. I just I just want to
tell people get out there because they did a great job with the Jamie Lissau
Show and this weekend Natalie Cuomo. Natalie Cuomo is young, she's very funny,
and she's easy on the eyes. She's very funny. You're gonna really
love her. Lock your tickets down at Carlson Comedy dot com. It's a
religious experience. Brothers Assistance. We are gathering here today for the late George
Michael. Yeah, yeah, everybody, I've got about it, like you
very charitable man. Yeah, make sure nobody talked about it, talked about
why his charity, Yeah, his giving, his volunteer work. Because when
I'm dead, you can say whatever you want, but if you tell anybody,
I'm not coming back and I'm not donating anymore. That's what he told
people. No mind, because you're not supposed to. You don't do it
for you because I gotta have there it is. I gotta have faith.
That's why I played it. Gotta have faith. Uh, I think faith
is. I'm gonna call the episode of faith cool. You know you gotta
have faith, right, and I have faith and everything, faith that anything's
gonna work out, Faith that you're gonna get around safe. Calling a twinkie,
Yeah that was. That's a great funny nickname. So somebody sent me
a picture and they I can't find out from where this is, but supposedly
it's from a local massage parlor. Okay, but it's a massage parble,
because I think every town has that creepy naw salon, the creepy massage parlor,
the whatever it is, and they usually have hot Stone place. No,
okay, they usually have it. No it's note no, no,
no, I don't know. It could be who knows, maybe if you
ask. I didn't see the menu. But these sometimes they have great,
great services, great prices, that that sort of thing, and some people
will go to them. But it also feels like when you're in these places,
like I haven't really been. I guess the nail salon, I was
only there, maybe the pick. But sometimes it feels like, because everybody's
speaking different language, that maybe there's human trying. You start to wonder,
right we hear these things. There was a place by me over where I
used to live was a nail salon and then also gave massages and they were
busted for prostitution. So I have no IDEA person sends me a sign that
says at a massage parlor but doesn't tell me where it is, the name
of the massage, power or anything, just the sign legitimate service, no
hanky panky, legitimate service, no hanky panky sanitation reason, please keep your
underpant on not underpants underpant on. Where in our greater area would you assume
this place is? Have you ever gone to it? Yeah? I did
too, I thought Henriette as well. I don't know if it was Henriette
I don't so well. Henry has got a very diverse population, which is
why I said that. But no hanky panky. So the only time I
wouldn't have done this. But Tommy, You and Tommy, what do we
do? Put me up to it? What do we do? I don't
real you guys gave me a bunch of cash. Tommy had this idea that
he could do a bit on the radio, or he could go to a
rub down joint. And I don't even know what the point of it was,
but he could go to a rub down joint and we could talk about
it on the air. And then they were gonna send you guys, were
gonna send me to a rub down joint to see if i'd actually, like,
you know, get a rubbed out. And I didn't do it.
And I didn't do it. He did, and we got a bunch of
trouble for it. We did. Yeah, Like j T was pretty upset
because people were upset about it. I had to talk abou off a leedged.
He may have been b s in us. But the thing is,
we've already done it. What did we do? We can't remember this bit,
I barely remember. I gotta go back and if I could find it
and listen to the reason why we did it. But we did this bit
where Tommy and then I would go to east like he went to one on
the east side and I went to one on the west side that he dropped
me off at. Yeah, and that we couldn't try to get because Paranella
was representing a place. Yes, he got busted, busted, he was
part of a bunt later later later, Yeah. So he was representing this
this this down joint. Yeah. Yeah, And Tommy goes, who's the
one guy in Rochester you could actually like test this theory and see if there
are rubbed out joints that will do this. It's me, man. So
if we had me go and then Danny the Christian guy go and see like
how you know how far far people are willing to go and how so we
found two places, one of the east side, one of the west side.
Tommy went through with it. By his own admission, I did not.
I actually just yes, wait, okay, okay, here's eighty dollars
for a massage. They go, that's it. Nothing else, Like she
kept hitting me in my junk, I got no she did, Yeah,
she kept tapping my junk and I go, no, I don't want it.
I just want a massage. And by the way, it was one
of the worst massages I've ever had. They weren't there for a massage.
There was a rubbin tug. Yes, yes, yeah, Now where he
went I recall, Yeah, it was, uh I know the town.
Yeah, what was in the village webster? Yeah, oh okay, it
was the village. Yeah, was behind Uh, don't don't say, because
I don't know if it's still there. Well, who the fuck knows if
it is or it isn't. But he said the woman worked with horses.
Yeah, and she had like big hands, and he goes gave her a
great gave him a great massage, and then and then she candy. Yeah.
Then she kept telling him I can't wait to have this in me like
she kept like entysing him. Oh yeah, she kept enticing him that like
to do more so that she could make more money off. Oh he was
she would have banged him. Yeah, yeah, he had said that.
Oh I don't remember now. They gave me the whole menu and then after
I went just for the handy. They they tried to get me to do
money. Wait all right, hang on hang on, I got a lot
of I got a lot of things to say about this because, uh,
I don't I've never gone to Blason. I don't know how you ask,
but you're saying there wasn't an ass. It was just known, we'll call
it in the underground that this place gave hand jobs or other things. Yes,
okay, and two thousand and nine, and this lady was tapping you,
trying to get yeah. Yeah, She's like, oh, sh not,
be real quiet, like we're tiptoeing into this. Like I'm like,
I'm just here for a deep tissue massage. I don't know any I've never
had. I've never done that, no reason. I just I there's something
about me. I don't want to do it sexually that I think I'm being
molested. I have a complete stranger. I have no idea who they are
or anything rubbing me and then having that happen. Now. I have had
massages, and I've been completely naked for the massage, but they're at reputable
places where there's never that gonna happen. However, you could have movement or
something sometimes when they come like deep up your leg. I don't know,
I just yeah, but I know what I wouldn't want. I wouldn't want
somebody like I don't know, but there are people who I don't I don't
have necessarily a problem with that. What I was gonna say, so,
Yeah, I thought Henriette because I'm picturing more than that industrial side of Henrietta
where you keep going. Yeah, because well the language that's written out there,
no hanky panky, No hanky panky, what's another word for that?
Well? Who says hanky panky? Right? Like they're trying to establish themselves
a legitimate massage. They're trying to be a legitimate size parlor. Yes,
they may not be from this country, and they understand the reputation that perhaps
that those types of people are. Of course, well that's why they've written
that sign up to suggest that this is legit. Yes, we well maybe
yeah, perhaps, yeah, maybe you have to ask for panky hanky instead
of hand panky. I don't know's there's a word, there's something. Uh,
But what if like just one girl decided or I'm assuming woman, what
are you either guys that decided to make a little extra money and didn't tell
the owner and did that? How would you know? I don't think you
would unless you, because honestly, who's going who's gonna go? Call what
guy? Even if you're going for a legit massage, here's he's going to
even report that? They may say no, yes, but are you really
going to report that? I wouldn't if I if someone offered that to me
and I was at a place that was pretty reputable, Yeah, I would
not no, thank you. No, I just say no thanks, But
I wouldn't go telling on them. But here's what I want to know is
a lot of times, don't you have to be caught in the act or
they have to have proof in some way that this is happening, so they
send an undercover in there. Yeah, and I can be undercover rubber.
But did you ever hear like they've been under we've had we've been watching this
place for nine months or something. Right, That's that's a lot of rubb
and tugs. You motherfucker's got on the taxpayer. I just say it.
I love what you do. But on a second, doesn't it feel that
way? Yeah? I always laugh, like, hey, for the past
five months they've been under surveillance, have they now really on the math hierarchy
of needs that the public needs? I don't think busting a erupt out joint
is very high on the right list. So here it would be my other
thing. Now, what if how do you feel about a woman that does
this, Like, if she chose to do this, I would hope they're
not related to me. Okay, Well, I'm with you because I want
to get a couple different people on that. I'm I'm working on getting that
that are only fans people, one being someone who I think you admired at
one point in your life, woman uht who got it. Yeah, because
she's gotting a lot of flak for he well, but now here it would
be the thing. It's like, I wouldn't want my sister doing that because
I would think, however, if you're going to do it, it may
be one of the safest ways to work in the sex industry anymore. You
know what I'm saying, only fans, Yes, yeah, I mean I
think it is the safest way. So I would almost prefer if you if
you needed extra money, instead of giving the handead to Butcher the trucker who's
going to Missouri tomorrow. You know what I'm saying, I don't know why,
Well, i'd rather you go on OnlyFans. I don't have to see
it. I don't have to see it. I don't need that. But
at least there there's no you know, who knows who You get some somebody
who's a little more wants a little more than that. You're not willing to
do it. Who knows what could happen? It's a dangerous that that to
me reeks of danger. You have more danger, not to mention. Not
every place has a bouncer that's going to jump in in case something bad happens,
right, you know? I did hear where did I hear that?
Who was saying it? That there was like a swingers club or something and
they had people watching? Who the fuck was saying this? You're in town?
No? No, like there was someplace that was a swingers thing.
It's so weird to me because my head I'm very visual, so I'm seeing
things in my mind. Yeah, of course, And it was basically like
no, but they had different themed rooms. Okay, this is the King
Society. No, it wasn't. It was just the other day. God,
I'm losing Oh it must have been Doug. Doug was talking about swingers
and he goes. But they had they had like bouncers there to watch in
Kate and I go, how do you stay focused and not get somewhat turned
on? I mean, it's like live porn in front of you right now.
I'm sure that some of these people are less than desirable that you're staring
at. But at the same time, like their job was to make sure
things didn't get out of hand, Like what do you have to do?
Going whoa whoa? Like how do you break that up? How do you
bounce out a swinger joint? You know, there's a podcast called swing Nation,
and I want to get those people on, and I got all these
questions for him. I want to know, but that's very strange to me.
But I wouldn't want someone in my family doing either one of these.
I would I would bother some. But at the same time, I don't
have a problem with it existing. No, I mean, well, let's
put this way. It's always been there. Yeah, that's why there's the
reason why they call it the oldest profession in the world. I don't agree
with it, and I would hope that nobody I know or love is involved
in that. But at the same time, you know, I have been
of the subscription of you never tell you had a subscription to what you never
have a no, I subscribed to the idea you don't count somebody else's money.
You never count somebody else's money. But you have to remember, though,
you have to look at yourself in the mirror after having done this.
At some point you're not going to feel good about it. Maybe maybe not.
You know, it's gonna take an emotional toll. I mean it could.
I mean there's certainly been a lot of documentaries on the porn industry,
but I don't think the porn industry is you porn. You porn as you
maybe by yourself, maybe with the same person, right, just doing what
you would normally do in front of a camera, you know, I don't
know. Then we had a boss when this is this is funny. This
is kind of how it turned out. So remember remember chat Roulette. Chat
Roulette came out like we did chat Roulette, Yeah, we did, so
basically it's chat. How chat roulette worked was you just get random people and
you'd have a conversation with him. Didn't we get him like live on the
air and somebody started, yeah, we had to dump it out. Well,
South Park did an episode about this chat chat Roulette because Chatterlett basically became
just a bunch of dudes J and L. Yes, came bage to the
creators like this is not what we intended. No, it's world designed by
Genie system. That's all it was. Yes, just a bunch of dudes,
Like just like really, that that's what that's that's what you've decided to
do with this. I think we got to revive that bit. You got
to go back to a massage poly No going back to a massage. No,
No, I didn't want to go with the first time. What I
would, but they said the only way you, Tom said, the only
way the bit's gonna work is if you do it. Yes, I couldn't,
he goes because the biggest perv and the Christian guy on the show going
out to show that there are still rubbed out joints out there, down joints
here too, I mean here too today as well. If you know of
any five A five, two of six, eighty eight sixty six or just
hit me up on social media and let us know because it would be an
interest. I see, here's here's here's where my head goes. I want
to talk to these people. Why are you getting out of it. What
are you getting out of it? Besides money? Is there some pleasure in
this for you? Right, there's got to be a little bit. And
let's just say it's just massages and hands. What I mean, do you
like that? Is there something about it? Does it give you? I
don't know. I think inherently though, when it comes to sex and sex
type of work. You know, there's a reason why our bodies are covered
up at certain points. There's a reason why they call them our privates.
Right, that's personal. That's for someone that's for you sensitive down there,
Yes, for the person that you're supposed to be with your partner, whoever
that is. And I think when you violate that, that that that relationship
and start selling it eventually that that line is crossed so many times that you
have now no sense of intimacy with someone, or you can have no capability
of intimacy with someone whom you love. It just you have no appreciation for
it all of a sudden. Now it's just another act, and then you
lose that intimacy with that person and you may eventually like lead to losing other
things like in the relationship. I really believe that I don't know I don't
know, because I think that it's very easy for people to confuse sex and
love. Yes, I think that intimacy is way more than sex. I
do, but I'm saying that a big part of that. But I'm saying
as an older guy, well, it is. But I think you can
have sex with anybody. Look, they just came out with a list of
the most promiscuous countries, right, And I wanted to do that because I
said this was I was going to bust you. On the average American and
Canada and America were tied, and it's I think they're twenty fifth in the
list. And I think the most was how many sexual partners and Americans on
average ten point seven? Okay, and I go Danny's bowing that out of
the one he passed that he passed that when he was still in the Silver
Creek. They flew right fast. Man. That's aside was spinning. But
my point is you can have sex with people, but that to me,
isn't all the true intimacy. Because you can have sex with anybody and not
have the intimacy is to me, sharing thoughts, feelings, laughter, personal
jokes, there's it's different. I say that now again I'm saying that as
an older guy, but because sex, yes, we think you get intimate
with someone, right, but you can get in anybody's pants. The plumbing
is gonna fit right, it's gonna work. But to have it where it
actually means more, all that is really what is our biggest sexual organs your
mind, your brain, right. So if that's the case, then a
lot of times the intimacy to really make it intimate, to really make I
mean, otherwise it's just you know, it's a plow session, you know
what I mean. Every once in a while, you know somebody needs it.
But I'm saying, to really make it you have the connection like you
and your wife you have. You know, there's a dinner, and there's
a there's a lead up, there's a whole I don't know. Every day
you have a life together and things you share and things you do together,
and jokes that you have and stories you tell, and you know, things
that maybe you uplift her without even realizing it, or she uplifts you without
even realizing it by saying something. And that's the intimacy, and that makes
the sex that much better. To me, I think it almost is like
one leads to the other because sex to me, You're right, it is
intimate. I'm not seeing everybody's ass. I don't want to either. I've
seen some of y'all right through those what do they call them, leggings,
yoga pants pants, yoga pants, I've seen it put it away. So
yeah, but I mean I think, like, you know, where were
you around fifty seven different assts you've seen. I'm just saying, like I
just I just mean, no whatever, But I'm just saying, like you
weren't intimate with you were intimate sexually, but you weren't intimate intimate with them.
No, I mean some are just people give it a left home.
These girls, Okay, I think I don't know what that is. Yeah,
I don't know what. I had relationships, but not necessarily intimate like
you in bath. Well yeah, but like they were like one was my
ex wife. I mean, like there were girlfriends. And by the way,
that's not a happy thought either, like like looking back and like you
know those types of things. I don't know. It's it's well you kind
of brought it out, well you were a stud. Yeah, No,
I'm not not at all. Ladies, man, No, I'm not in
fact, I had somebody once say, you know, you have a reputation.
I go, okay, name them and they couldn't. Like, you
know, we go back to the first segment, then conversation of they.
They said, I can name three? Who are they? I can name
three, I can name four. Okay, I just came up with four.
Oh, halfway there, Danny needs a prayer. I'm fussing. I
listen, but I I you're a good guy. You are a very you
know you are. You're a passionate guy. I am when you're in you're
all Oh, I am, I know. I know that. The thing
you have to remember though, why do you take that as a bad thing
because it's not something that I was sake, stop it. No, because
you're gonna go on, You're gonna get me some bible. No stop,
it's supposed to be made for one woman. Guys. You know what.
Unfortunately, I'll say this, Let me say this. Let me say this,
because your son goes to a school that is known for the motto is
ring by spring. Right, Okay, do you think these kids are all
in love or do they just want to get laid the exactly? Thank you?
But here, it's okay, that's why I'm going with I'm going with
this. I'm going somewhere with the stay with me though. So, like
you find out about all these young and I'm not saying it's I'm not saying
that what they're doing is wrong. What I'm saying is that they're getting married
in many cases for the wrong reasons. They're saying all the right things when
they go through their marriage counseling to get married, but they really just want
to get laid. Okay, that's what they want to do. And so
I did not meet. And first you have to find somebody who actually wants
to do that with you and be attracted to it. Can't just be anybody.
Has to be somebody that you choose. You can't just like settle.
Nobody wants to settle for what marriage? Yeah, the idea marriage in the
biblical sense. Oh yes, I'll hang on a second though, whoa,
whoa? How many times have people gotten drunken headsex in a bar just met
somebody all the time. I know people who gave somebody a ride home and
wound up banging them. Okay, okay, so that and that happens,
right, But to what you're saying is that's where go back to the beginning
of the podcast. I think that we've screwed people up. Yeah, because
there's a couple of things at play here. We're living longer than ever,
but most of your your probably best looking years are somewhere. Let's make it
a legal age eighteen to thirty. Yes, you start following. My wife
says that if I keep going great, I'll look better at No, I'm
not saying that that attractive. But your most your year's physical peak, Yes,
your physical peak, your muscle mass, your testosterone levels, estra attractive.
All these things are probably there. So that's when you're ready to hit
it and go and you can't help it. You're popping, You're getting directions
these guys. I don't know what happens with girls. But so all these
things go on and I think that, but we put this governor on there.
Well, you can't do that because it's bad. So now it becomes
something people are are a ashamed. They get right, we get shame with
it. We have people who are doing it secretly. This is where we
don't talk about it. That's where sometimes you get pregnancies that are unwanted because
maybe not as much today because we certainly talk about things much more. But
go back, not that long, go back four decades, five decades ago.
So I think that there's a lot of things that sometimes it was done
wrong and it was shrouded or you know, talk to a priest about that
would be in my Irish Catholic family, Well, they didn't do anything,
you know what, they weren't married, they didn't. So I just I
think that's where we screw up. And I think that sometimes if you know,
if you can save yourself, maybe you're gonna feel better about it.
But I also get being you know, eighteen, and you're jerking off so
much that mee cartilage is coming out. You're just looking for anything, right,
So I don't I don't think it's that. I don't think it's as
bad. And I think most of the time, hopefully you're doing it with
somebody you care about, you know, but maybe not. I mean,
it's it's but I don't think it's a bad thing. It's hard, but
yeah, but we make it a bad thing, and so then you put
this thing on there, so now you're going to walk around. I don't
like to think about that. It was a guilty time a guilty time for
what you were a human being having a human experience. If there's forgiveness and
all this and you want to call us in, I don't call us in.
I called you didn't make a mistake. You experience something that was felt
great and was wonderful. All right, Next, there are also consequences there
can be There can be there's well, like as often though, you can
get you can catch something. Yes, you can get pregnant, knocked up?
Did you there could? No? Did you no? On either one?
No? Okay, there could be emotional stuff. There can be that.
Okay. There's often times where somebody in this situation two weeks later changes
their mind and decided they didn't want to do that. Okay, Well that
seems to be more of a popular phenomenon today. Yeah, as we call
it in the in the cyber world, it's trending. Yes, it's right.
I mean that whole Me Too movement was a lot of people like wait
a minute, wait, but but but sometimes there were things like I think
it gave people the power to stand up and say I didn't want that.
Yeah, now there are people, but there were cases and there were people
who were like just trying to jump on the bandwagon. Yeah, you know,
and so I mean that, but we're getting off the subject. Yeah,
usually what happened, Yeah, of course with me on the show.
Yeah, I no you and I is what I said. No, I
know what I was saying me. But I mean to bring it back to
like sex work and stuff. I would hope that that's not your first option,
and I hope that it's not people's best options. Do you know what
your mom does her spare time. She's retired, She's she's watching Fox.
She's watching Fox. Your jobs all right? For Dan Brillo, you should
be proud of the life he's lived. I've got a lot of life left.
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