For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world. This is
the man event. Gilto Core is a live and kicking I'm on over here
on I bet you're asking us sign. I'm saying, guys, welcome to
cat Welcome to whatever show I'm on right now? Which show I'm on?
Punch Drunk Sports where winners win one of the oldest comedy podcasts of all time,
ever in the history of time. We're up there. We'll probably be
up there. We're probably up there, dude. I think there's like one
guy O Boston I think might say before us. I don't know. We
premiate. Well, February February twenty twelve is when you guys started February twenty
twelve. Wow, this is over ten years old. Wow, well few
years old, almost thirteen years old. I would we started this when we
were most of us were in our early mid fifties, and now look at
us. Go. Everybody knows a bi if you're behind a billionaire, if
your podcast was Lebron James Son, it would already be on some draft lists,
right. I totally agree. I totally agree. Twelve years old,
it's unbelievable, dude, the lake. Listen, dude, I'm very conscious.
Can you hear that in the background. No, okay, I'm very
conscious of talking shit about the buses because j Moore is married to her,
right, So I want to be I want to be a little respectful of
that. But I don't think I can get back to him soon. Yeah,
I know, because you think it could cost you money. No,
I don't think it cost me money. I just I just want to show
a little respect to the guy's wife who does what we do, okay,
And I just want to be honest with you. It's just like, if
you really go ahead with the plans everyone thinks you really want to do,
which is sign Lebron James to like a two year, fifty million dollar year
contract. Uh, draft his son even in the second round, draft his
son, and then hired JJ Reddick. Uh. That's what they said as
the coach. You could be the most retardedly ran franchise of all time,
Reddick. I hadn't seen. Oh I was. I was devastated when I
thought we were going to the Hornets were going to hire him. No,
no rumor, Sam's right. The rumor is and this is from our favorite
Stephen A. Smith. I got good word, man, you know him
doing all that ship. But that's he's saying it on ESPN that they want
to grab Bronnie with the second pick if he if they can get him there,
and that he wants JJ Reddick as his coach. And then the other
crazy thing is he was saying that don't sleep on Dallas grabbing him early,
and then they don't get JJ Reddick, and then Lebron goes to Dallas and
then they have Lebron. Everyone waste. Anybody who drafts him quote early,
like in the first round is wasting. I mean, it's it colossally idiot.
The guy had four points a game last year? What do we Hey,
apparently he did look good in the but what guy gets drafted with four
points a game? Who's not like seventeen or something? You know what I
mean, dude saying he's good. I'm just saying, who knows? No,
I've heard the same thing though, Jason, You're right here. Here's
the here's the real problem with this is what you're doing to your son Lebron.
Is you're gonna like, yeah, he's gonna be in the NBA.
Okay, great, congratulations, he's already a rich kid, like, he's
never gonna have to work in his life. You've already set that up.
He's never gonna have to work in his life. Now, his kids they've
said, like, you make your fortune, your kids don't lose it.
It tends to be the kids kids that lose it. Like if they don't,
they don't make good decisions. Right, So so your kids set up,
You're setting him up for a world of hurt where he gets no respect
from anybody in that league because they all think he's just there because his dad
got him in. Like imagine if Marcus Jordan. Marcus Jordan went to UCF
and average fifteen a game in his second season. Imagine if in his second
season, you know, they were like, oh, you got to come
out and play with daddy. I mean, he would have gotten he's not
a good player. He's just not. And he had fifteen a game and
a decent, you know, decent league, not as good as the league
Bronni played him, but Ronnie barely played I just it's I mean, are
we really letting this guy bully the whole league like this to into drafting a
player just because they want in The NBA's proposed this question. You're in the
you're an NBA GM whatever, and you have to fucking h Remember when there
was an expansion team and they go, hey, you've got to take the
X amount of these players. They just forced him onto your roster. So
I give you a choice. You have two fucking things that you can do,
and it's gonna be a media circus for both your teams. You can
have Bronnie James on your team, or you can have Caitlyn Munster fucking face
from Indiana, fucking tampons Bronnie James ten times out of ten, ten out
of yea, Sam, of course, I want Brandy games in the WNBA.
That's why I went. Now that's the answer I would I would take
that. You would know with the other side of the coin, he how
much would he dominate the WNBA? He'd averaged fifty a games, sixty maybe
whatever he wanted to average. Dwayne Wade not get his training kid into the
w NBA. How do you not do that? How do you not go?
Listen? Listen, you are who you are. It's time to go
dominate. It's time to make as much money that you get. You see
how much you mighty is Caitlin Clark Pitch is making She's making so much and
you should see it here, dude, because one, there's lesbians everywhere.
I fucking look, but you, I'm in the fucking northern part of fucking
Indiana. She's a fucking god. I mean, all the news channels have
like half hour of the news is like every newscaster in the fucking fucking Forest
State District. They're like, well, the stadium sold out. I'm like,
it's all news people. There's like eleven audience members and one hundred fucking
thousand. Everybody there had a camera person next to him and a microphone.
Like, the place is packed. I go, it's all of you people.
Did you see the score? By the way, she had nine points
on two of eight shooting. They lost by sixty They lost one O two
I'm sorry, by forty forty. What is that? Forty six points?
They lost one o two to sixty six. Well, I listen, it's
gonna be listen whatever THEWNBA is, there's gonna be a jump, it's gonna
be crazy. It's so quite funny because that lsu chick that everyone shits on.
She's doing great. She's a rookie too. She's gone in there and
just been putt up huge numbers, like anyone can. I mean, women's
basketball is big. I'm not knocking it. Media. I mean, dude,
come on this media. Crazy was hot last time I remember. It's
not big. It's just hot right now because we've been force fed this chick.
They're trying to finally make some money here. It's people talk about it.
They don't even talk about fucking women's basketball. It's crazy and uh,
the last time I would say, I remember a buzz of somebody coming out
of college for the pros, maybe Shack. I mean, what, what
are you comparing the Caitlyn Clark buzz to Shaq when Shaq came out. I
don't know anybody who's talking about it except the complain that it's everywhere. But
you know, you hear people who are like talking about like, dude,
I can't wait to see Caitlyn Clark HeSE she is. I wouldn't say can't
wait, but I heard a lot of did you see that game last night?
Did you see any of that game? Did you watch any of the
highlights of that Who are you talking to? I'm telling you, people talk
about this ship and maybe it's because you know about it in the ring of
lesbianism by having one bottle. But I'm telling you, people like you know,
I see him on the golf cars or see him as fucking open mics
or whatever the fuck you walk in. People are having the conversation about it,
even if it's this conversation like there was that much buzz for that and
I watched fucking like, try to watch a quarter of it. It's just
not good, dude. You just listen, dude. It is so impossible
right now to find a following in anything because they're just too many options.
There's just too many options. And for you to try to convince me that
that suddenly people are deciding to go now to all these options and be like,
let's watch women do layups. Like it's just not real. It's just
not It's just not And yes, I get seventeen thousand people like, do
you know what they did. They compared one game that this chick ad where
everybody wanted to go see her big, her big fucking debut, to the
average attendance of a Pacers game, and it's it's it's so disingenuous, and
it's just it's we're just getting gas lit into thinking woman's and I don't hate
eight women's basketball. It's just there's just too many options out there to people
to give a shit. And Bill Burd's whole bit about how women have failed
women's basketball is the truth, the true. The ones who should be into
are women, and they're not because they want to watch good looking guys who
make millions of dollars play fucking sports. Okay, don't we all? Yeah's
just the way it is. It does feel like gas lighting. I feel
like we've almost talked about it too much right now. I mean, like,
fuck it, dude, fuck them. Like it's on the front page
of ESPN every time I log in, Like every time I visit that page,
it's on the front page, like the top The other the other day,
we were on and we're talking me and Sam and then I opened it
up Top three stories and this is what during There was an NBA playoff game
that night, and they were the top three stories were WNBA Hayling Clark was
the top story on the day of the Super Bowl on ESPN. I went
to Fox Business the other day before Catch Statues and it was all business stories
and then two stories about her debut, which just I means the first her
highlights were the first four videos on Browsers this morning. Well, I mean
she's not really. Now that's impressive because she is not one for Browsers highlights.
She's not even She's got her jersey on the giant tits. Does that
do anything for you guys? But but it's so funny because again you get
into why is it the w n Why are they so hell bent? I'm
pushing a w A w NBA and everybody, And it's because it's all lesbians.
Like, dude, they could make women's volleyball bang, bro, they
could make that thing bang. They could the woman's beach volleyball. You could
make that huge. Dude, you make that huge, But they don't want
to because those are tricks who like Dick's. You know. It's just like,
that's why you have not seen a trans in the w n B a
years, haven't. It's a predominantly gay league. Dude. I want it
so badly, Dude, the amount of money that you could make if you
just went in there and just wrecked shop. Dwight Howard should do it,
man. Oh, can you imagine Dwight Howard in the w n b A.
Can you imagine it's like seriously bringing the ball up shooting, just like
holding it up here like this above his you know, just waiting and then
just dropping it in the net. Oh my god, that would be me.
They don't even sign anyone else on the team, like it's just Dwight
Howard. Why do you, uh, what are your thoughts on the playoffs?
Sammy? You think it's gonna be Boston and who it's gonna be.
I think it's gonna be Boston for sure. I think the I think the
the Dallas that I think Dallas is gonna be Oklahoma. I think Oklahoma's really
good story and they got a lot of great players. They just don't have
a lot of stars. They have a lot of the West. Who gets
out of the West. That's gonna be a it's gonna be it's gonna be
Dallas versus Denver. I dude, I listen. I could be wrong,
and I've been wrong before. I've been wrong in a lot of but really,
there's a part of me that goes the surest money you'll ever have in
ever betting will be Denver just fucking up to te Wolves. That's my honest
belief after humiliating them at home, and now you go back game seven,
I think they're gonna I think that t Wolves are are going to get curb
stopped. There is a chance, though you would say right that there is
a chance. I mean, like again he raised and then somehow like cat
comes Like it's so interesting because like that is such a good player, but
for some reason against Denver, he just gets they they they're just his kryptonite.
Well we know at the end the reason is. I mean it's the
guy he's going against sin it's in his head. Yeah, jok it.
But I also think it's Aaron Gordon too. Yeah, really great play,
really like dude. Yeah, I mean, like everybody talks about how great
a Chema Lajue was and like who he who he won with? Look at
who this guy's I mean, like there's a real discussion whether Jamal Murray should
be an All Star. Yeah, but he hasn't been voted in because there's
just so many great players now and he just never made an All Star game.
But he's so good. Then you have Aaron Gordon, and then you
have like their fourth guy is is the former number one player in the nation
from High school. Michael Porter Junior, Who, Jason, have you seen
his family? How fucked up his family is? We talked about it last
time on the show. I think another thing. I think one more thing,
Like I think it's through things happened to It's like a new court case
or something. It's like, yeah, it's a third thing. It's just
pop this except its set stopping costs, sift stopping costal doings. This scepts
this, scepts SIP stopping costal doings. This step stop doing this and steps.
Oh what about Scotti? Chefs are going to jail. That's hilarious.
Who yeah, just a today the golfer, Oh why is he in jail?
You guys hear that. By the way, No, I can't in
jail. He's not junking. But he got arrested the skin at five point
thirty in the morning trying to go to the course and there's a traffic is
backed up and cut down to one lane, and it's like fucked up traffic
because a guy like a volunteer, may have been a senior citizen, was
like walking in the morning and one of the shuttle buses hit him and killed
him. Oh, so the police are dealing with that, so they got
the traffic cut down to one thing. He's trying to get to the fucking
thing, and uh, you know, he can see his left turn like
right there, like five cars ahead of him or whatever. So he drives
up on the median and tries to get around this fucking traffic to make a
left turn into the golf course, and a cop tries to stop him.
He says he didn't know it was a cop, and then he grabs onto
fucking Chefler's car and chefferd kept driving with his cop driving onto his car.
So they got him for assault for that, which is a felony. Which
that's stupid, by the way, if you're a cop, like trying to
tackle a car, dumb dumb idea, dude, don't do that. What
are you doing. Dogs do it all the time. You see dogs do
it all the time. Yeah, And that's like a fifty to fifty proposition
for the dogs. Sometimes they get it, sometimes they die. The worst
thing that the dog can do is catch a car. Yeah. But so
then that when he finally did get into the fucking parking lot, Uh,
they fucking pulled him out of the car, throw him in jail, and
he's in jail till like ten o'clock in the morning, and then he had
to go straight to the golf cars and then the Masters Champion. I think
he golf's good today too. Actually really, I think so. I'd have
to look something right now. Yeah, I guess when you're pissed, you
can just tee off, right Literally they literally got tea off. Dude,
he's gonna tee off. See. I can't be worse than when I get
pissed off. I'm so bad and I may all the time. Oh yeah,
I can't golf pissed at all. I was saying that when Yeah he
was I'm sorry, Jason, he was five hundred today. Yeah, he's
team three right now. He's type for third's type for third. I was
saying. When he was putting, people said, have yelled, getting the
get in the whole thing cell, you idiot, that's so stupid. Speaking
of golf, uh, and we talked about this little broken sim but uh,
they're bringing Netflix bringing back Happy Gilmore, which is one of Johnny can't
stop talking about one of the from Yeah, oh yeah, the remaking or
they're doing a yeah, sequel, it's a sequel with with Adam Sandler's you
know he's he's it's his movie, he's doing it. Well, I'll say
you he's not gonna be in it. That fucking dead guy, well yeah,
I mean he died in the movie, so it's convenient that he died
in real life. We appreciate that. Carl Weathers. Yeah, but Carl
Weathers for certain you can put this down. You're breaking news, ready or
no Carl Weathers appearance in that belt damn all a bit my hand off.
I mean, maybe they might fucking do something to get him in there,
and then I'll be fucking uh sitting you're being wrong. Also, speaking of
dying, you see who fucking dies Timmy the UFC fighter that War one boxing
glove I forget his name. Oh really he died. I can't believe that.
Did you ever fight his other glove? And that's why I died?
I thought it was they buried him with just one glove on it. I
mean, dude, those guys, I mean, just where do they make
money? Those guys? Like, where were those guys making money back then?
They were just giving back then? How what did they do now?
Even though they're all taught schools and then like comic Con kind of things where
they're signing fucking one glove all the time instead of you. But like you
think a lot of it was like cheerleaders, you know how they don't get
paid ship and then they have their own like studios or what you know,
they're training people on the side, calling only fans. Yeah, like that's
the whole thing. You become a professional cheerleader and then you just marry a
millionaire. It's literally it's like it's it's fishing. It's just fishing for cash.
It's also that you know, it's kind of like, uh, you
know, playboy, when you were a playmate. That means you just basically
got your doctrine in hot. You were a certified doctor and being hot,
and then you go out there and you just like, oh I married a
playmate like that that became. It's so crazy, dude, It's so yeah,
and that's something well now it's like everybody's super hot, right, It's
like so crazy. They finally brought back Victoria's Secrets, which is crazy because
it's so associated with like like child sex trafficking, right, but they did
bring it back. What do you mean they brought it back? Like Angels
or whatever. They did another like pageant okay, and it was just hot
straight smokers. Like, dude, it's so funny. For the longest time,
playmates were like the pinnacle of hot. And then then and then you
know, Victoria's Secret Models came out and you're like, damn, dude,
different kind of hot, just another level, just nothing. What was her
name that was on that main one? She was like the og and she
had yeah, yeah, uh Banks, Victoria's Tire Banks, Tire Banks,
Banks, that's what he's talking about. When Tyra Banks came out Victoria's Secret,
I lost my mind. Yes, she was, she was. She
was the first. She was one of the first prominent African American Victoria's Secret
Angels in nineteen ninety five. Johnny, what if you just said that off
the top of your head. You were just reading that off something. He
goes, He goes like this, and it's tattooed right here on his tracond
fore arm. It was a red letter day for me when the Victoria's Secret
magazine would come in the mail, and as a boy, I would fat
fat fap in the bathroom because that's all I had. That be the best.
What's the crazy J Penny magazine, Dude, the J. C.
Penny magazine, the Lingerie. Actually many times. Bro. I know I'm
a little scared ass Sam, but he probably just fucking well. My dad
had playboys very early, very early, so I was right up to get
my buddy's friend had it too. But the thing is, when it's your
buddy's friends, you can't really borrow the match because he knows. You know,
Hey, dude, I'm not letting you borrow my magazine to jerk off.
Sure. Yeah, so I never really got to Hey, did you
guys speak enough tattoos? You real quick? Real quick, real quick?
All right, everybody is straight up fucking acting like fucking Tyson isn't almost sixty.
But it's decent training videos he's putting out. It's amazing. He shredded.
He looks tireless. They made it two minute rounds, so he's gonna
be able to rest. They brought the glove sizes down a couple of ounces.
No, they're not quiet as what was it? What was he?
What was the second? What did you just say so you could rest more?
Yeah? Yeah, that's right, I mean, yeah, they were.
They brought the round there were going to be three minute rounds, but
they were worried about Tyson's uh, you know, Tyson getting exhausted, so
they in a third essentially rounds. Are you saying he has absolutely zero chance
right now? I would tell you he has absolutely zero chance. No way
you want to do some sort of bag of bets about this? No,
you still owe so many bag of bets. I won't pay this one off
either. Let's restart it. All I technically have to do is just jerk
off on the internet or actually during a live show to completion, which is
completely ridiculous. Yeah, you've already done that a few times. Didn't even
Sam. And by the way, don't you dare, you fucking prick in
your fucking little library right there, don't you dare start a dialogue about not
paying off bets. Just sit by your fantasy trophies and you zip your yapper.
This is the longest ongoing argument for this. Dude. You took so
long, You took so long to do the legion of skanks decided to start
doing bag of bets. Well, Steve ren as easy start a whole show
called the Bag of Bets. I mean he just changed the words a little
bit. I mean, we have been bit a few times throughout the years,
but that's what happens when you start a podcast. Back before the internet
we even existed. We used to just call people's houses that make him listen
to us talk. He's called a phone cast. But then the Internet came
out and look, bam, here we are. You just think he has
no chance. I but just somehow he catches him. Maybe I just like
guys. He like dude. Here's the thing, Dude, there is the
hardest punchers. He's fought for a certain and Dude, he lost a guy,
bro, he lost to a guy. He lost too, a young
guy. Rogan thinks he's got a chance. By the way, I love
it, I love you know, I love j Joe. You know I
did know Ja. But I'm just saying. Rogan goes deep on boxing and
I he think he's got a real shot. Okay, all right, well
you know I too, With all due respect to who I loved so much.
He also thought ron that Rosey had a great shot against Mayweather. Yeah,
you know that's ridiculous. Can I just say, guys, now,
we think about the last few times Tyson boxed. He did look good against
Roy Jones, but that was clearly like a fixed thing where they weren't allowed
to really go at each other. But before that, man he did nothing
but like quit on fights. That's so it's possible that Jake Paul. Listen,
Jake Paul is really a smart guy in how he operates. Really,
I feel, dude, that this really is a no win situation for him.
Unless he just win. He's gonna make millions of dollars. Millions of
dollars, he's gonna win. Yeah, But Johnny, his reputation will be
he fights old dudes. He's a YouTuber. What reputation are we talking about
here? Well, because Johnny, he literally wants to be a real boxer.
I'm just telling you, I don't think I think this is a I
get why he's doing it because he fought Anderson Silva, he fought Mike Tyson.
Like these are like I thought, all these legends, I think I
get that George Foreman next day, I just get I do get it.
I do get it. But I still alive. He died a couple of
years ago, right, Let's take him up, dude. The real fight
we should be seeing is Mike Tyson Bernard Hopkins. They're the same age.
Well be Hop, dude, he was, I mean he was still fighting
it. Well, like I would watch that fight until old dudes, but
I don't. I don't want them. I don't want them to fight.
Wasn't be Hop like forty five with a title though, like a legit title.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But they at least around the same
age. Yeah, But what I'm saying is Tyson like burned out way before
that, so, I mean, god, I remember and when he fought
that guy from Ireland, the Colossus of the Real Terrible. The real question
is, Johnny, how would Tyson Fury do against Prime Tyson? Oh he
would Tyson Fury? Yeah? Oh yeah, we're talking about Tyson Ferry,
Tyson Fury versus Tyson, Yeah, man versus Mike Tyson knocked out against Prime
Tyson. But it would be because man, that jab is good and he's
got a good shance. Yeah, but he's so long, bro, He's
so long. And that is a crazy thing that, like Ray, at
the tail end of Tyson's run, all of a sudden, the nephelim show
up and now you're fighting six eight motherfuckers Like that wasn't happening a lot again
at the beginning when Tyson was and he's still kind of in the same way.
Class he's got and then all of a sudden these giants show up and
you're like, I mean, is a legit boxer, Like, he's not
a he's not a fighter, he's a boxer. Larry Holmes is probably like
six ones, he would, but I think Trevor Burberck was like six two
six three. Yeah. But how tall is Fury is? I mean like
sixty seven, yeah, dude, that's a big jump four inches, no,
no, six nine six dude. I mean like in Tyson's like my
I mean I've met Tyson. I'm as tall as him, or even five
ten Yeah he's five ten yeah, dude, crazy fight. But think about
the guy he had the most trouble with. It was Vander Holyfield, who's
you know, like six foot nothing. Uh, And that was he.
Nobody gave him more fits, you know when in his prime or his late
prime than Vander Holyfield. Vander Holyfield was a better I mean, Tyson was
a great boxer, but he was also just a brawler, right. Holy
Field could also take a punch better, and he's painting the price, but
better than anybody in heavyweight history really. I mean he took some some right
on the schnoz from you. When you saw Vander Holyfield versus versus uh vitro
Belford, that was the saddest thing I've ever watched. Ye, holy Field
is my guy. I Holyfield just could not move. Yeah, yeah,
it's I love. I mean I watched holy Field, dude, and that
long after his Who do you guys in the Usik Fury fight? It's gotta
be Fury, right, I mean Gary just because of length and height.
But you know, Usik is a legit guy. Dude. It's on it
like noon tomorrow too. It sucks. Oh is it? It's at like
noon East Coast time? It's like nine in the morning for you guys.
Oh no, just warning because I went to see when what time the fight
was? It at twelve pm? Uh East Coast time, which is annoying.
Hold on, hold on, when is the fight tomorrow? Because it's
in London or some fucking where it's at like noon or is at like nine
am your time? No, No, it's in Saudi Arabia. It's not
by time. It's yeah, in your time. Wait, no, it
says six o'clock Eastern times, So it says PM. Is that for the
replayer or is that for the Maybe when is the USIK fight tomorrow? It
says Saturday May eighteen. It's five pm in the UK, two pm Eastern.
What time do they walk the main event? The ring walk six o'clock,
six o'clock Eastern. SHI is on at six. Good, I'll be
done. I'll be done. That's gonna be a good fight still early,
like a heavyweight fight. Yeah, I love the heavyways. Dude. It's
just something about a big man, no American involved. I mean, damn,
he's six three. I didn't realize he was that. They're both big
boys. Just watching two six three, Yeah, I thought he was a
little shorter. I thought he's like six to one. Yeah, because he's
standing next to the giant crazy. He's watched two foreigners beat the fucking limit
funk out of each other, and you go, hey, what's the worst
thing that happens here? But he's got crazy. Two white guys are like,
we're in a time where it's like white people are poor now too,
so they got box at least overseas white guys, how many not American.
It's a lot of those real crazy countries where there's just like a main comes
out of there, well like Ukraine, Like the Clitchkos both come out of
Ukraine. Dude, I'm telling you those guys go fu. In any era
they would not have dominated like they did. But those guys were both great
fighters. Like people forget this. One of the great fights that kind of
fell out because it fell out of memory because it didn't go to the finish
because of an injury. Was Lennox Lewis versus Vatali Klitschko. Batali Klitschko's beating
the ship out of him and he got this terrible cut above. Is that
one of the worst cuts I've ever seen in boxing? And they had to
stop the fight. But that was one well they it didn't go It didn't
go to the distance. So it was like I think of no, maybe
a no contest or something. What is it from an elbow or head butt?
Hold on? Let me let me see, uh batally? What was
the Lenox Lewis versus Battali Klitschko. I gotta watch this live two thousand and
three Staples Center. Damn is that crazy? That's twenty one years ago.
Lewis defeated him via six round t Ko because the cut was so bad,
that's what it was. But he was getting his ass beat like and Klichko
was so pissed dude, because he you know, I mean, he was
a few rounds away from being dethroning the champ. But those guys could have
both fought in any era. And this is the fight that made Lewis realize
like, hey, it's time for me to get the fuck out of here.
These these Ukrainian guys aren't digging around anyway. Did you guys see that
this tattoo artist said he would for twenty dollars give anybody a nas read tattoo.
So he's just been giving out, uh, like a bunch of nas
read tattoos. I think the number hold on. Somebody had an like old
grandma here is getting the fucking nas read tattoo. Well, I think,
yeah, it's twenty for twenty bucks, he'll give you anybody a nas read
tattoo. And he's at like a two hundred dollars an hour guy. Uh
who Yeah, I got a lot of pictures. Yeah, there's a lot
of people have done it. Here we go. I'm just thinking, I
just want to see what this ridiculousness is I mean, it's it's whatever style
you want. I think, like, here's a guy with it on his
hands. There's some dude was on his finger. Grandma's got it on her
arm here. Isn't that funny? I would love that grandma got it on
her bingo wing and she could just flap it. He's good, dude,
He's good, dude. Somebody is still wearing a mask, oh, dude,
all over the place. Unbelievable, dude. They're just such a right,
especially wa games. You don't see a lot of it when you travel.
No, yeah, I mean, but yeah, I was on a
lot. I was on a woman sitting next to me. She's wearing two
masks, and I'm like, nobody's dying around you. What are you doing?
Siamese twin because that would make sense, like each one had a mask.
The only I mean, you know, well, what else because we
I know we even talking about a bit, but I I see him a
lot when I'm performing surgery. What are you running an abortion clinic out of
your lesbian house? I mean we could talk off air, but if you
need anything, Yeah, I'm doing well. I'm just doing like little minor
touch up kind of surgeries. I sort of wrapped to this baby the other
day just to see if it would. You're crazy, buddy, You're crazy.
Oh damn, Ferry's down fourteen pounds from the in Ganu fight. That's
good news, all right. Yeah, wait, that's like a fucking dinner
for him. No, but that's a big deal, dude. I mean,
fourteen pounds for him is like, that's the difference between him being flabby
and like less flabby. Ury looks like he drinks out of a bucket a
lot. Just what he's holding over his head like it's like, look,
and he eats like a whole chicken, just like it's on a corn on
the cob. But no, he uses turkey legs, smoked turkey legs.
He just takes a big as smoked turkey legging like that one one slurp.
Yeah. Yeah. He looks like the giant in Jack and the bean Stalk.
You know you finally I'm up there and yeah, that's totally dude,
that's on. But it's like, dude, you know, it's so crazy
that I just don't feel, because there's no American in it, that there's
a buzz about this fight and there should be a huge buzz. It's also
the time of day in England, though, dude, I guarantee you everybody's
losing it. The English loved their boxing. Yeah, it's just you're right,
You're totally right. So so this brings me into this thing that I
wanted to talk about. About. How so this guy Rob Parker, he's
he's an old head on Fox Sports Radio and I like him. I like
him. They don't use him enough on the radio out here. There's a
guy does late night radio here called Ben Ben Maller who's really good. And
then he did a show one time with Rob Parker and they fucking slammed.
It was the best radio I've listened to in a long time. Well,
you mean they just argue that. You mean no, they were great,
dude. It was just a rapid fire feeding off each other. I'm like,
that's the show you should do. Of course they'll never do that.
But Rob Parker I forgot the show that he went on, but he was
going on to somebody's show and he was talking about how the n b A
is scared shipless that the joker is going to become the face of the NBA.
They're there, They do not want that? And the question is,
and I think it's because he's white and he's not athletic. Of course,
well he's American. I mean for his side. That one he dropped in
from like way out the other day was like that was athletic. He's for
his size, but his game isn't about athletics. Yeah, you're right.
I don't think he's born. I think he's exciting, but he's just not
a high flyer and that and that's what the NBA and their their afro homo
erotica really wants. They want. But Zach wasn't a high flyer towards the
end, and he was Check wasn't a high flyer towards the end. But
like in his and Shaq was he when he was trim. That's why they
loved him. It was just like you see see the freaks here at the
NBA. Come down and watch this. I mean, Shack could sell.
And he was in movies. Remember that movie Blue Chips with Nick Nolty that
he was in. That was a big part of his jo. I love
that movie. Yeah, that's when they cared about movies, not anymore.
I love that movie. I saw that in the theater with my dad,
like five years old, Blue Chips, Penny wasn't like Penny Hardaway and that
there were a lot of that's how that's how he got drafted by by Chef
in that movie with him, and they were gonna take somebody else, maybe
Grant. Hell no, they took Weber and they made it traded. That's
right, That's what it was. Yeah, they wu have taken him.
And it was all because Shaq was playing basketball with them all summer when they
were shooting that ship. And and Bakuzy was in that movie. Dean Smith.
Yep, I'm trying to look down the list here, Bobby Knight,
Rick Pattino, Larry Bird, Dick Vital Storm, Diego Chicken. Tarkanian was
in that forgot oh snaps. I got to watch it. Great moments in
Armenian Cematography, What happened to too Much? He was nominated for an Armenian
Emmy for that it's just called an Armenie. He was nominated for an Armeni
in Armenia. I like that. Who hosts the armeni He was even nominated
for Female Actress of the Year. They just won eleven awards. But what
is what is hilarious, dude, what is hilarious? Oh ship? What
is oh dude hilarious? What is hilarious? Is that right now? Are
you stroking out? Bro? I was assuming this bit's hilarious. No,
no, no, Jones, what's hilarious? Well, it's just the fact
that in the like Luca, who's fat, lucas just fat. Luca's not
gonna have a lot of Luca could have Lebron James type numbers, but his
body's never gonna last. It's just never gonna last. Waste probably a lot
of ten years. He's the same way. There's a lot of fat.
He's in the NBA throughout the years. Big Baby was fat Ja he's in
jail right now. He's a deep ship. Right what if you do?
Like I'll like he was like these people like I'm just gonna get some of
this COVID money. I'm just gonna get all the COVID money. Was one
of those fucking things, you got all the COVID money. The fun thing
is it was all the goddamn rich people that were doing that ship. Yeah
yeah, I mean it's just like people loans or whatever, whether everyone was
just jacking PPP loans, We got the PPP loan for Punch Struck. Why
didn't we think of that? What the fuck? I don't know. We
could have only good Yeah, but there were guys. There were guys like,
hey man, I hope you get a PP loan. I just got
to get thirty percent. I'm like, nope, dude, not doing it.
Not how much? What did you want to? How much did that?
Was the payoffs for those things? I don't I don't know whatever you
wanted. I think millions though. I mean he's in deep, real deep
ship, big baby. Of course he's he's doing hard time. I mean,
does he strike you as somebody who's an intellectual doing things the right way?
Not really right, like if he had a lot of money. I
mean, he's not like he was like a fucking you know. You hear
like a fucking some bartender or some fucking male man or somebody that does something
like that, and you go, well, you took a shot at him.
I mean, you're not going to give a big chance like that somebody
that made fucking eighty million dollars in the last fucking decade. And you're like,
really, bro, you're fucking scamming the government out of fucking eighty ran
all right, why everybody else scams the government all the time? Sam,
what did you think about the Brady Roast? Have watched it? I absolutely
love it? Yeah, yeah, Yeah, Brad Brady's expressing regret now.
We talked about that. I think he's just with his new NFL gig.
He's gotta fucking say ship like that. That's what he knew, goddamn well,
what he was getting into. Yeah, and he even said before that
that he loved it that they were ripping his wife and Sam, you know,
goddamn well, and I know, goddamn well. There wasn't one motherfucking
joke that snuck up up there. There was a fucking well, no one
saw that coming. They addressed jeff Ross, Hey, don't do that.
That was all like, we need a viral moment, we need Brady knew
every goddamn Jeffrey Ross to Tony said on stage the other night that that comedy
Chaos, the world famous comedy Chaos that he I think him calling h Brady
fag was was kind of a slip in because he I think he said it
after Confederate. So I don't mean that, I don't mean a little toss
away fucking tags, which when you think about that, him calling Tom Brady
a fag, I mean that's like, that's pretty cool calling the kettle black.
That what you're getting at. I've seen you in all of our bars.
We danced, Oh we danced, aw right, But that's my evil
Tony? Is that your regular Tony? Every every joke they heard, so
now that everyone's like, oh my gosh, it's that's a mother of his
children that they just called it, kunt Are you seriously? You know?
And impression of is that someone who's been talking to you about Kaitlyn Clark games?
Is that all? That's what all the fucking internet fucking bitches that are
bitching about ship being not politically correct and all that ship. Uh, that's
what it sounds like in my head, like it sounds like a drunk girl
that you're throwing out of a bar or a comedy club and she's given you
you know who I fucking am. That's who that fucking bitch is. I
think I think Netflix is going hard in the paint. Dude. I think
you're gonna see that with this with this Shane Gillis sketch show, and Dude,
I think Tom Sagora is gonna go fucking nuts. What's he doing with
him? What's he doing? He's just doing like a type of like sitcom,
which is so crazy because this is Tom's first sitcom. Like Tom,
Tom always wanted a TV show, never got it, and he just blew
up off the internet. And now he's finally got a TV show. And
it's like so crazy to me because he doesn't need it, but it's just
it's one of those bucket list things they wants to do. Yeah, like
I want to crash an airplane into it mountain. Maybe I'll never get a
chance to you. Maybe I will, but we can't. I mean,
you could dream, bro, you could fucking dream. Dude, I believe
he's taking What do you mean you don't want to learn how to land?
I just I just need a map in a plane. So if I'm gonna
pick the NBA, I think it's gonna be. I think I think you're
gonna see somehow, some way, Nicks, Boston, Denver, Denver,
Dallas. Okay, Okay, I think whoever wins this Pacer, well,
I'll just make this announcement, whoever wins this Pacers NIXT series, that's who
I'm rooting for the rest of the season. But whoever wins this PACER's nixt
Series, I believe is going to be deeply butt fucked by the Boston Celtics.
Yes, yes, I think Denver and Boston in the end, right
well, I think if the Knicks were healthy, they could give Boston a
real problem. The problem is the problem is that they're missing all their guys.
You know, I mean, if you they would have a way better
chance if if they had what's the new guy they got from den toronto o
g. Yeah, they would have a chance. They would have a chance.
They have no chance right now without that guy in Denver out of the
West, Denver out of the West. I don't know, man, I
think that's gonna be a lot closer than people think. Uh. You know
what's really interesting is how how like if you really think about the Dallas Mavericks,
how old school their team is. Because if you you think about it,
like, magine, remember the shack uh Shaq, Kobe, Mike,
Mike Tice, Michael Jordan, Scottie Pamham. You had two scorers, right,
and then you had a bunch of fucking role players in defensive players that
is the Dallas Mavericks. Yeah, you need three guys, right, what
you're saying, Well, that's why it's so crazy how far he's gone.
And if you look at Denver, they are four guys. So it's really
hard to beat them because they have four guys. Uh so I think they're
gonna think they're gonna blow out the Tea. I don't know, man.
I really like Ant. I really like Cat. Isn't that crazy? They're
all animals over the the t wolves are Cat and an Ant, But I
like them. But I just think Denver. I think Denver. I mean,
if you just want a championship and then you get Curbs on for forty
five and then you lose Game seven at home, I just think that's too
much for those guys to bear. So I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go
Dell. I'm gonna go Denver, and then we'll see dude. I mean,
we'll see dude. I mean, I really do think it's gonna be
Denver, though, Denver versus Boston again. I think Denver is gonna win
it again. I think Boston can win this year. I mean, really,
you cannot. This is why pijingis is just hot garbage. You can
never count on him. He he this is he's like Wembley. If Wembley
is like two point oh, he's point oh you know, like yeah,
he's such an older version of the Beta. He's like the terminator. You
know how the T two thousand or whatever came. He's the terminator, Army
terminator right right, He's like he's like he's like an in between between like
minew Bowl and Wemby right where it's like minew Bowl camp move. He's super
wiry, he can block shots and you know, you get the pagingas he's
a little more wh a little bit more able, like athletic, a little
bit better at moving. But he's not even close to Wemby. He's like
if you average like Sean Bradley and yeah, yeah, that's exactly what it
is right there. So he's just unreliable. His body cannot he's not built
the move like that. Can we just talk briefly about the draft lottery and
the my team got fucked? Of course the Hornets, well doesn't the Detroit
dude, like, first of all, they changed the they rigged the lotter
odds six years ago. The worst team hasn't gotten the number one pick a
single time since they did that. If the worst team never gets the pick,
isn't it fucked up? Like? I mean, you had the Hawks
who made the playoffs. The Hawks were in the play in game. If
you make the playing game, how are you in the lottery? Oh?
I totally agree. That doesn't make any sense. You don't get to be
in the postseason and being a lottery they won. They who wants getting the
conspiracies that let's do it because that's what that's what I feel, I really
feel, because they would really like see Trey go to San Antonio. Everyone's
talking about it. Well, the Spurs moved up again the NBA's favorite team
for some reason. I don't so. Now, if you're Atlanta you get
the problem is that the ship draft. Yeah, that one guy's good though,
sorry I like him. And after that, yeah, not much.
But if you if you're if you're the Hawks, you can get to fuck
if you can get a bunch of high draft picks for a for a guy
that brings you nothing but scoring, and like, where's that? Good?
On? San Antonio? When you have the guy who should have won Defensive
Player of the Year if you study the stats, he blew out go Bar.
He blew him all the water. But they I mean, I don't
know, defensive player of the year. No, he should have been Defensive
Player of the Year. That's what I'm saying. His stats, it was
just like it was like last year with UH, with UH the Joker when
they gave him to him beat Dude the Joker had way better stats in almost
every category. I think they just didn't want to give him Rookie of the
Year. And and which is so crazy because like you're only building his his
legacy by doing that. Yeah, but that guy, boy, can you
imagine him? Yeah, those two together would be something that would be yeah,
because he, dude, the guy can't cover anybody and Wenby can just
sit there and saw everybody shot. Think about how bad the Hornets have been
this version of the Hornets franchise, which started, you know, like twenty
years ago something like that with the Bobcats. They they in fact had the
worst winning percentage in the NBA history and didn't get the number one overall pick
where they took they missed Anthony Davis. Uh, But they haven't that whole
as bad as they've been over that twenty year stretch. Haven't had the number
one pick. The last time the Hornets had a number one pick was LJ
which is just fucking ridiculous. Larry Johnson, you're you're from your all moment.
Yeah, we love I love back until spoke he was he was good,
man, don't talk shit about no. I like great, he's great.
But then he sucked his back up. The same guy and then the
Pistons, I mean, don't doesn't the NBA want the Pistons to succeed.
I mean, that's like a Bedrock franchise. They have multiple championships. That's
a real franchise. Yeah, they'll they'll tweak it. They'll tweak it.
I bet you the go listen, you can't if you well, the only
reason they I was just gonna say, if they say you make the play
the play and you can't get the you can't be the first you can't get
the first pick. But then maybe yeah, something like that, But then
that's gonna incur. They really like people trying to get into those last couple
of spots. I want to discourage tanking. Well, how about you just
can't do the lottery at all if you fucking yeah, but teams, if
teams are willing to do that and risk all the gait and everything that comes
with just tanking, because people stop coming when they know a team's tanking,
then they they should get the pick that they earned, you know what I
mean. It's not like they're I don't I just would love to interview guys
who aren't teams that they know they're tanking, Like, how does that make
you feel? Well? Most of the guys that are playing on those teams,
though, are like G League guys. You know how you've seen them
tank. They rest their veterans or you know, in the worst case,
trade them, and then they just let the young guys play, or they
fake injuries. You know, they're like, hey, you know he got
the stringed his uh, you know, some muscle you never heard of,
and then he's out for like the rest of Yeah, fuck it, fucking
name and the lottery. It's it's it's all fixed. I really believe that,
Johnny. Are you ready for some more fun facts that will drive you
fucking nuts? Please? There's two teams in the NBA in the NFL that
are not favored every single game they play next season when they brought out the
that are or aren't what do you mean they aren't they aren't favored in one
game? Oh god, okay, I would assume it's Detroit is one of
them. No, Carolina, Charlotte, Well I know. Excuse me,
excuse me, guys, excuse me. In the NFL, I said the
NFL. You didn't hear the in the NFL. Oh, I'm sorry.
Okay, Well it can't be. The Panthers have a really bad we have
the third worst. Guess it is. You are not favored one time,
that's amazing, and the other one is the New England Patriots. Patriots interesting
Falcons at Vegas Monday nighter. Damn, I've got to remember when the dated.
But that might be a fine Vegas hook up with your Tiana. Get
everybody out there. So annoying. The Panthers are playing in Vegas to me,
and you stay at that new all nude hotel again like we did last
time. But that was a good Wait, you guys stayed in an all
nude hotel. Yeah, I mean I had to wear a fake dick.
What's an all nude hotel? What is that? That's where you're just like
nude all the time. Swimming pool area, it was all gated off so
everybody out there was just naked at the pool and ship. Really it was
really just like exactly the address, Well if you have the phone number five,
three, eight, and then one of these guys doing this fucking symbol
and then a fucking buffalo and an eagle and then three and then then thinking,
Niner, what do you mean you wore a fake dick? Sam?
I mean that just kind of slipped past he might have. Did you really
wear a fake di bro? I'm not a show dude. I'm sure did
you get a fake dick? Though? Art was there too. I borrowed
and I just cut it off. And oh, so you're joking what you
wore like you're unaware of something, Johnny, none of this is real.
Well part of that number did you think was real? There are there are
there are adults only hotels like that in Vegas, stamp Johnny, I swear
to god, we stated all naked boutique hotel in Vegas. No, don't
use the lord's name in vain when you're lying, buddy. Yeah, really
that's bad news, dude. Come on, that's not coding me. You.
Carlos Herrera, Nicole Butierri, sir, and then Dana came up the
next day and that's what everybody at the pool, topless, naked everything.
Well, that was the gay hotel, gay straight. I mean, I
got my dick sucked by a fucking what I thought was a Harry catterpiller,
but it just turned out this chick had a big mustache and beard would stop.
But yeah, it was at that naked hotel. Yeah, I can't
trust you, guys, can't trust you. You know what. Yeah,
the Panthers. The Panthers are playing in Vegas too, but I'm gonna be
in fucking Orlando that weekend. Weezer. Weezer is playing the Blue album in
its entirety. It's the thirtieth anniversary, which that's crazy to think, thirtieth
anniversary of Weezers Blue. Uh and l A. The tickets were just way
too expensive. They were like a thousands they're playing, they're playing, but
they're playing in Orlando. Were like dirt cheap. So we're going to Orlando.
And then my girls never been in Disney World, so we're going to
Disney World. We are going to Disney World. Uh, but that's when
the Panthers are in Vegas. I wouldn't have gone. I would have picked
another Weezer show, but knowing the Panthers are playing in fucking Vegas, you
got it. You go see Shamboo anytime, go to the Dodgers. I
gotta go to that Weezer show. I want that. I need that.
Yeah, I mean yeah, that's the that's the that's the I wear sweaters
in the summer. People fucking Mecca that he's gotta go to Weezer. He's
gotta do that. He's got you get the same night that a fucking big
ass mammal fish slaps water, a big water punch of water all over you
guys. When you see world still around? Is that still around? That's
totally still around? What are they gonna do with those things? Well?
I know they were trying to kill that thing, like because it just exists.
I don't think they're using real animals anymore though, because I auditioned for
a dolphin. I heard about that. I thought, you breath, my
breath and my back when they oh you got it dog. Oh, Jason,
I saw your buddy's movie, that Ricky Stanicky movie. I saw.
That's really funny, dude, really funny. My girl loved it. Oh,
that's very very funny. By the way, Sammy, I talked to
Jarvis yesterday. Yeah, this yesterday, blue out. Jarvis blew out his
mc L and a c L in his jiu jitsu class. No good for
him, dude. That's he's got a fucking mattress on his leg. He
has to have surgery, a year of fucking rehab everything. Oh my god,
why would you ever go that hard? He didn't. They were like,
uh, just practicing shooting, and his foot kind of got stuck and
they've got I just went right into his knee and his knee just folded all
ah. Oh, like it inverted like that, like kind of like went
that way. Ah. That is the worst thing I've ever heard of my
life. It took me. We haven't talked since the NFL drafts. How
you guys feel about your drafts? You know, it took me a hot
minute. Your NFL drafts. How you guys feel about your drafts? We
haven't talked. I mean, dude, Colin Coward thinks the Raiders are going
to suck. He always thinks the Raiders are going to suck. You know.
Yeah, it's weird. Colin Calrad hates all your teams so strange it
is Yeah, it is strange, and I still do seem like he's got
something against you, Sam Michael Pennix thing. I it took me a while.
It took me a few days, you know, like you're right away.
Really that's a weird pick, dude, that's a weird pick. But
it is a weird pick. It's only weird pick because it doesn't do anything
for you. Now, like the Bejon Robinson pick too, that was a
weird pick. They make it. They're making some weird picks at different Yeah,
I know different. That's what I'm saying. It's it's strange you have
a new new front office and you're still making weird picks. I mean,
this is what it is. And you know, people are, oh,
he's gonna be fucking twenty five when he's fucking starting twenty six, when he's
finally starting and he's old, I go, there's maybe five NFL quarterbacks that
are under twenty six. I mean, he's that's a fine age for a
fucking quarterback. I mean, gone are the days of these fucking quarterbacks giving
you fucking nineteen years till they're fucking you gotta wheel them out there like Akman
and that you get a good seven eight year run out of a quarterback at
someone great. Matt Ryan was a fucking I think people are thinking he's already
peaked though, that's what they're they mean by that, right him being older.
It's like, I don't think that all, dude. I think these
quarterbacks now go to their late thirties. Dude, I mean, let the
guys threes, dude, not this guys sit on the I mean, you
got a starting quarterback possibly for the next ten years on your team, and
for two of those years he sits there, learns what to do. Probably
Kirk Cousin gets hurt. Bang he goes in and trust me with that.
With that kind of high of a fucking draft pick, I think eight where
we got fucking Michael Pennix, uh Falcons with this quo easiest schedule in fucking
the NFL. They go one and five. Don't think Panic's gonna be holding
that clipboard for that long. So we'll see. Dude, you like that
Georgia tight end, Sam, I'm excited. I mean, I mean,
I'm always about like Lineman. We just need Lineman to keep this guy up.
People are shitty on our quarterback situation. I'm fine with it, dude,
I really am fine with it. Wait, who do you have?
Who's yours? Who you guys? We have uh uh uh Adrian O'Connell and
then we have Yeah, yeah, I like him. I'm fine with it.
I'm fine where we are. Yeah, you don't want to roll with
that ship for eight years but no, no, but I wouldn't roll with
that ship for eight games. If you can't get it. That's a rough
good, that's a rough shut up. You don't like O'Connell and fucking Gardner
minshee, what are you talking about? I mean, dude, you trying
to get the guy. If you can't get the guy because they took all
the good quarterbacks, I'm fine with it. Yeah, it sounds like fantasy
team like they took a good quarterbacks. You really did. Yeah, you're
right, it really did. Like in the draft, you pieces of ship.
I know, I totally understand. Yeah, you know you said,
you guys called up to at uh Penix and we said, now we're taking
them, and you guys are oh really Yeah yeah, Raiders were one of
the teams that were behind us that we're trying to get Panix, and we
were like, go fuck yourself. We're picking them. Dude. I think
the Panthers did Okay. They got that running back out of Texas, who
I really like. He's off from the injury, but you know those things
are fine. Now. We got the tight end out of Texas, who
was super productive. Uh, you know, you just ran a little slow
of a forty was like four to six when they were thinking he was a
four to five guy. Uh. I mean I liked our later pictures as
much, and we ended up in the first round. We got that guy
who has the funniest Jason You've heard it? I know, have you ever
had Sam? Have you heard this his accent? Like, it's the best
accent I've ever heard in my life. This is what south. He's from
South Carolina. Yeah, this is what people from like the proper South sound
like. Uh, dude, I had no maybe proper so well, yeah,
I understood out of this guy out of his mouth speaking fucking a whole
other language. Here. I'll let you hear him just for a second.
You got it, y'all listening to this guy? All right? We will
begin with questions for Exavier. You woke up in Carolina. Panthers didn't have
to pinch yourself. So you woke up a Carolina panther this morning? Did
you have to pinch yourself a little bit? Oh no, oh no,
man, I won't go up rid of man. I got a call right
after I got j other that he was coming to pet me up at nine
thirty in the morning. I told him I'm wall be ready. He's great.
What was that feeling like when you got the call? Because I saw
the emotions in the video, But what were those emotions? Overly? E
saided my whole time and I really trying to hold my tears there for real
it. I told my folks, I won't go and crack Out'll try to
be till guy. Oh man, I was really over set things when you
played un C just a couple of months ago, that you'd end up kind
of returning here in this team. Oh yeah, man, I knew.
I knew they was in the to of my range of where I was going
to be able to fall. And I'm ecited. What a what a guy?
What I got? Alright, guys, I gotta go. I'm just
gonna be in the Joya next weekend. Let's go La Joya banged the dot
com Brian Moses Bye, guys, I love you, guys, by love
you, I love you, bye, love you. Dude, this might
be a perfect time for me to do this quick little ad that we got.
I don't know if you know about this one, Johnny, go on,
did you we're still recording? We are, Oh excellent, guys.
Is like frozen or something that's so weird. See I can still see Sammy.
Yeah, that's so strange. Then it just he thinks he's signed off
and then he unfreezes and he just started and he's just beating off like a
motherfucker. Like he he's still there. I put him in the waiting room
and then I'm bringing him back. Now let's see if he's still He's got
a heavy bag that he's cut a hole into and he just fucks it instead
of punching it, punches it, broll trying to fuck the heavy bag.
The okay, let me get this had read in Jenny real quick, guys,
head on down to Dave's graduation and riot gear from caps and gams to
riot shields and flare guns. So if you want to say congratulations and hey,
look out all at once, say you got it at Dave's. Where
was Dave's founded. I wonder because that's it seems like a uniquely modern combination
of paraphernalia. There grand opening June first, it says, oh, that
makes sense. Okay, so some of they're really capitalizing on I forgot about
the grand opening part right there, but they're really capitalizing on on that.
Dude, I told you. I went to go see Portugal of the Man.
Awesome show by the way, if anybody ever gets a chance, not
saying it because they're mine, dear dear friends. What a fucking show they
put on. And I went to the Salt Shed in Chicago, which is
the coolest venue. Never been there. Yeah, you show you sent me
a link. It looks so rad man, dude, absolute blast. Will
Cub's going to be there in a few maybe a month. I didn't think
I'm going to go to that. I originally was like, I've seen them
so many times, But now that I've seen you, now that I've been
in a venue, I totally want to fucking uh go again. Had these
two chicks a little bit younger than me, even not much in earned me,
uh hitting, I felt like they were hitting on me, and I
was like, you know what, I still got it. I got hit
on by a gay guy in the ninety nine cents store the other day,
which but did you hear it? Nine nine cent stores they're all bankrupt now,
they're all going out of business, and it was all fifty percent off.
It was like a wasteland, as was imagine, like living in the
Soviet Union during the bad times will be like and they were already bad.
Oh they were bad, Yeah, but you could. The thing I liked
about it is you could get like food for really cheap. They're like and
usually they had like the same ship, those and Ralphs, but like way
cheaper. Uh so I would buy, you know, in the mean times,
buy a lot of food there. But yeah, I got hit on
him by this fat gay guy in the nine nine cent store two days ago.
So yeah, you get hit him, my chicks, I got hit
him by a fat gay guy. Whatever. How did yours work out?
Well? I was walking and he was pushing a cart and uh, he
goes he just looking. He's like making eye contact the whole time. Large
white guy. Uh, not too large, but tubby let's say. He
goes, hey, how's it going? And I'm like, I'm good man,
how about you? He goes I'm doing really well, what are you
up to today? And this is all while we're passing, so I'm like
turning my head like this to talk to him and he's like and I'm like,
you know, shopping and he's like, oh, really, how's that
going for you? And then by that time I was but he was,
Yeah, he was like he could have it. Looked like he was licking
his lips. I think he wanted some. He wanted some big time nerds.
Must be his thing. Yeah, he was into it though. He
was all about it super That day that day before sea Ports, me and
my buddy Chris Jeff went. That was later we went and played golf at
You ever heard of cog Hill, mister change? Yeah, yea, yeah,
yea yeah yeah yeah. So south sidego south West? I guess,
uh back when the Bad Old Days played there Saturday morning. How was it
awesome? Dude? Probably the nicest course I played all of the Uh what'd
you shoot? God? Like a mid nineties I was in the mid nineties
Neck of the Woods. Uh, that's good. That's a tough course,
I imagine, right. There are four courses there places gorgeous, gigantic piece
of property. One course and you walk in walk in the clubhouse, clubhouse,
badass, walk in Closs. There's just as big ass like plaque or
whatever fu course record Tiger Woods, and you think wow. And I looked
at it and I go, you know what, maybe for the next five
hours he has this record. Not even close. I wasn't even in the
ballpark of getting close to the course record. Jason, you didn't think that
you were going to get the course record. And I know, but when
you see something like that, it goes to your head of like, oh,
this is my new improp strategy. It's called no and just anything you
say, I'm like, no, no, you didn't really know not yeah,
no, no, but you know not we went to Uh So I
have this app and I highly recommend it's called oh what is it seated?
I think it's called Seated and you just put in or it pulls in all
of your favorite artists from like your Apple Music or Spotify, and then as
soon as tickets go or when they announced tickets are going on sale, you
get an alert, and then when they go on sale, you get an
alert. And Saint Vincent had this uh like a secret show. Yeah that's
in like just small little bar place in boil Heights. Uh, And I
got the alert as it was like a surprise show because you get ready to
go on tour, and tickets were twenty dollars. They went on sale and
sold out within like two minutes, and I happened to get a couple of
tickets and we went. We got there early enough that we were right by
the stage like three people back, which I mean in a bar like that,
it's you know, you're right in her face. And so we get
there. Yeah, it wasn't even as big as Housible And dude, this
show is crazy. She's spitting like a lot, like a punk show,
just like like that hockin Loogi's at people, which as long as it's if
she honestly, I would have gotten such a direction if she had spin on
me or my girl. But I've been bleeding on people a lot when I've
been doing this stand up lately. Just where are you bleeding? Really?
Mostly out of my fucking But I don't know what's been happening in there other
than that dildo that I lodged in there, and then I sent another one
in there to try to jar that one loose. And now two dildos,
so two demos lighter, I'll say that can idiot. But yeah, So
this show's crazy, man, I mean really intense, but she is,
uh my girl has to go pee. And she's also getting kind of claustrophobic
because it's really like packed in there and they're you know, they're riling people
up. Uh. So we she's I'm like, all right, I mean
we're not gonna be able to get back to where we are, so we
might And this was maybe late half of the show. So we get out
of there, and right after we leave, she's stage dives like right to
where we would have been, and I would have just had hands on her
ass, like, you know, helping her along into the not on purpose,
not intentionally, just accidentally, you know, like uh, because I
think she's really hot and we missed it due and I was so pissed bro
stage though. At uh skank Fast in Brooklyn, some I stole on my
earbuds. I can stear it. I didn't think about it very clearly when
I fucking first did it with Amazon. You're joking, right, that didn't
really happen to it? Yeah, yeah, because yeah, you'd wear around
your neck. Yeah. Oh no, those beats before the airbuds got really
big, there was this beats that you would have you could put her run
your neck. Yeah yeah I remember that. Yeah yeah, gone Zoe.
Some of got me good in Brooklyn. That sucks, dude, but yeah
it was great. It was great though. But I was just really and
of course I would not grope a singer. Uh stage diving. You almost
got canceled right there for saying that, Johnny. But yeah, I actually
I love her, I dude, I really like her though. She's I
mean, she's underrated. I think among people who are in the rock and
roll she doesn't get a lot of rock credit. She's more like that art
rock scene. But as somebody who just rocks, she does. She does.
Her guitarist, her lead guitarist, guy is she just shreds and her
bass player is now this, Uh do you know who Charlotte Kemp maull is.
She's she's dated. She dates Sean Lennon. They might be married actually,
and she's like a model so hot bro check her out on Instagram.
She posts all the weird Yeah she's the bass player now, and oh my
god, she's she's probably like six feet and I mean looks like how like
prime Kate Moss if that, but like I don't, no, no,
she was like Angelina Joe Lee, that's what she looks like. And uh
oh bro it was it was good everything about that. So it was great.
I wish back in the day when the House of Blues used to be
right across you in the concert. And I've seen this. Everybody listening really
just guarn it. Yeah yeah, Casper, right, oh, Casper,
of course, of course Casper. He probably because the time difference. He
actually already heard this yesterday, which I don't undersdand but I'm not smart at
math. But back in so in La. One of the good things about
it is, like like Johnny was saying, when somebody's going to be going
on tour, they will often to maybe like one or two or three kind
of secret last minute shows at one of the venues or bars or sometimes it's
small. Yes it's too skinny for me. I told you she's like a
Kate Moss type. But man, yeah this is but yeah she's Sean Lennon's
like, uh oh, I guys you yeah, they look like they talk
big books that they've never read. The So so let's say somebody's going on
tour. You would hear. Oh, you know, the black Cars are
playing like just tonight and tomorrow at the fucking Henry fond at Theater or whatever
the great place. Their tickets are really cheap, but they're going it instantly.
Yeah, and that's why it was great, bro, That's why his
app is great or not, it's not even app you just sign up online.
When this when the House of Blues is right across from the concert.
Now it's just a giant, fucking fucking thousand dollars a night hotel. The
LEDs all over it too, dude, it's even worse now. It's got
like these lights all over it. And we know a lot of the people
that worked there at the House of Blues, and they would come to com
Store and we would go to there and they would aways get us into show
member. They got me in to see thead Cross for free. They got
me in a bunch of different things, Granddaddy I went and saw for free.
Oh yeah, I remember that. And they on the upstairs though,
there's an upstairs bar that's about the size of a fucking original room at the
comedy Store. Okay, couldn't hold two hundred people. That's about the place
we went to. I think it's like, oh would have that's one place
that would always have the fucking secret shows. And you'll go up there and
see people just kind of run through their fucking set in front of three hundred
people. And I saw outcast up there, really saw God. Who is
the other fucking real Not LL, because I saw LL all the downstairs one
the fujis No, there was somebody else that I saw. It was more
like an indie maybe K's the Elephant or somebody like that. Anyways, saw
Do on the stairs. Then there's like another night and my set was so
close to the time that I had to be there to get my bracelet and
get in the secret way or whatever the fuck. You know. Uh,
I was like, ah, I just miss this one. Fuck it,
you know, I go to the next one. You know, we get
to go all the time and everybody comes back like the next day, you
know, like fucking Prince, Oh, did you kill yourself? Did you
try to kill yourself? God said, be killing me. And at that
point in time, I had never seen him before in my life. You
know, this was before the Kimmel thing where you saw him on Kimmel,
oh his way before that, when you're devastated, Were you devastated? Mean?
What were you devastating? I'm still talking about it, and that's I've
seen Friends five times and then once on Kimmel and stood right next to him
and all that. I've been very lucky with that ship. But at that
point in time, I had never seen him, and I was about to
see him in front of two hundred people and be like, oh we did
like two and a half hours. You're like, you shut up. We
got a grand piano in there, and like and they're like, oh yeah.
It was just fucking taking requests from everything. And I'm like, every
fucking sentence that people would say felt like a fucking another knife going into me.
You know, you didn't kill yourself, honestly, that's uh, that's
that's That's the worst kind of FOMO is when it's uh, we can't do
anything about it. It was like a one night fuck yourself. Never happened
again. Yeah, dude, you mentioned the Black Crows. By the way.
I so Aerosmith was doing Aerosmiths my first concert nineteen ninety seven, the
Nine Lives tour, and I still have a T shirt in my closet.
They're doing a farewell tour now. It was supposed to be last year and
they were hitting the Forum but it was way too expensive last year, but
they canceled it. I was going to try to go at the last minute,
you know, wait till tickets went down, but they canceled it because
Steven Tyler got some kind of throat thing. I mean, the guy's fucking
something. So it got it finally got rescheduled for the end of this year.
I think it's like December or November or something, and yeah, it's
Black Crows opening for Aerosmiths, and I got I got these tickets. I
realized during the Springsteen show because I just got really cheap, cheap Springsteen tickets
at these kind of in this box situation they have at the UH at the
Forum that I did that think, it's not really even a box. It's
just kind of like some seats that are plexiglassed off from the other seats,
but it was kind of behind the stage almost and it was great, dude,
you can sit really close for cheap. So I got seats. Yeah,
even a little more to the side, a little bit better for Arismith,
a little more to the side but really close, and they were they
weren't crazy expensive. I'm really excited. Is that. I think it's December
or something like that. Oh, that's a long time way. I just
saw that Wembley Stadium ship together, Chris. But yeah, Black Crows,
I'm really excited to see them too, and I haven't seen them. I
know. You really like those guys. I've seen him fucking probably ten times,
eleven time, maybe more, actually gotta be more, because they have
a new song that's good. Like I said, one of the recent songs
is great. That whole album's pretty good. Yeah, well that video is
cool too, man. It's just like them doing their whole thing, you
know, like waving their hands at the camera, that whole you know,
that whole thing he likes to do. Uh. Speaking of cool videos,
have you seen that fucking child as Cambino's new video? No, No,
it's it good. It's fucking it's artistic as fuck, like the very beginning
of it. He and he kind of gets on my nerves a little bit.
But his music, he's good. He's fucking super talented. Is it
this little foot Bigfoot? Is that it? Fuck? Yeah? Dude?
First of all, it's funky as ship. And second of all, the
video is this he's just so I want to say artistic or talented, but
he just looks so sad all the time. It kind of bums me out.
It's funny. Oh wow, it's kind of like it's like it's like
the fifties or something. Oh yeah, the whole thing, and they're like
a dou wop band or something. You can't play it, well, not
if I put on YouTube. Yeah it'll I can show it. I can
show it. I just can't play the sound. Yeah, so I'll just
show it. Mean if anybody's fucking seen it, oh yeah, it's great,
dude. You got to give it a watch. Dude. Yeah,
I don't want to spoil spoil it for you because oh well there we go.
But yeah, you just said videos and I haven't seen it. He
looks like little Richard, doesn't he. Wow, that's funny. It's pretty
fucking uh a great jam too, funky cham All right, Johnny, I
want to go eat a peach. I love you guys. Guys. Consider
it sucked, and Johnny, you can suck it too, to be honest
with you. By dude, see baby, why what did I sing every
Girl's My girlfriend, every Girl's knock girlfriend, and good it doesn't started me
how much Sam loved this song. He ancels like he had special mege.
What did I say, Dobby? Stop? Just let it rock. These
are kids we're supporting now. If you are, if you're a drug puncher,
why oh well, bye bye on the album. If you want to
find this uh and buy it, it's to keep with knee High. Let's
get busy. As the name of the album, every dross My Girlfriend,
every dross My girlfriendnade I'm gonna make I'm gonna put this to vote. Should
this be the new punch Drunk themes