1 00:00:01,199 --> 00:00:07,120 For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world. This is 2 00:00:07,719 --> 00:00:13,599 the man event. Gilto Core is a live and kicking I'm on over here 3 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:20,120 on I bet you're asking us sign. I'm saying, guys, welcome to 4 00:00:20,199 --> 00:00:24,160 cat Welcome to whatever show I'm on right now? Which show I'm on? 5 00:00:24,239 --> 00:00:29,800 Punch Drunk Sports where winners win one of the oldest comedy podcasts of all time, 6 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:34,119 ever in the history of time. We're up there. We'll probably be 7 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:37,079 up there. We're probably up there, dude. I think there's like one 8 00:00:37,119 --> 00:00:40,880 guy O Boston I think might say before us. I don't know. We 9 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:46,079 premiate. Well, February February twenty twelve is when you guys started February twenty 10 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:52,399 twelve. Wow, this is over ten years old. Wow, well few 11 00:00:52,479 --> 00:00:57,439 years old, almost thirteen years old. I would we started this when we 12 00:00:57,439 --> 00:01:02,200 were most of us were in our early mid fifties, and now look at 13 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:08,040 us. Go. Everybody knows a bi if you're behind a billionaire, if 14 00:01:08,079 --> 00:01:11,560 your podcast was Lebron James Son, it would already be on some draft lists, 15 00:01:11,599 --> 00:01:15,599 right. I totally agree. I totally agree. Twelve years old, 16 00:01:15,879 --> 00:01:19,439 it's unbelievable, dude, the lake. Listen, dude, I'm very conscious. 17 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:23,359 Can you hear that in the background. No, okay, I'm very 18 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:30,359 conscious of talking shit about the buses because j Moore is married to her, 19 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:34,439 right, So I want to be I want to be a little respectful of 20 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:38,040 that. But I don't think I can get back to him soon. Yeah, 21 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:41,000 I know, because you think it could cost you money. No, 22 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:44,239 I don't think it cost me money. I just I just want to show 23 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:48,680 a little respect to the guy's wife who does what we do, okay, 24 00:01:49,159 --> 00:01:51,840 And I just want to be honest with you. It's just like, if 25 00:01:51,879 --> 00:01:55,359 you really go ahead with the plans everyone thinks you really want to do, 26 00:01:55,719 --> 00:02:00,599 which is sign Lebron James to like a two year, fifty million dollar year 27 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:04,799 contract. Uh, draft his son even in the second round, draft his 28 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:09,199 son, and then hired JJ Reddick. Uh. That's what they said as 29 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:15,199 the coach. You could be the most retardedly ran franchise of all time, 30 00:02:15,319 --> 00:02:17,319 Reddick. I hadn't seen. Oh I was. I was devastated when I 31 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:20,879 thought we were going to the Hornets were going to hire him. No, 32 00:02:20,879 --> 00:02:23,719 no rumor, Sam's right. The rumor is and this is from our favorite 33 00:02:23,759 --> 00:02:29,280 Stephen A. Smith. I got good word, man, you know him 34 00:02:29,319 --> 00:02:32,719 doing all that ship. But that's he's saying it on ESPN that they want 35 00:02:32,719 --> 00:02:38,000 to grab Bronnie with the second pick if he if they can get him there, 36 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:42,719 and that he wants JJ Reddick as his coach. And then the other 37 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:50,639 crazy thing is he was saying that don't sleep on Dallas grabbing him early, 38 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:53,479 and then they don't get JJ Reddick, and then Lebron goes to Dallas and 39 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:59,560 then they have Lebron. Everyone waste. Anybody who drafts him quote early, 40 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:04,560 like in the first round is wasting. I mean, it's it colossally idiot. 41 00:03:04,719 --> 00:03:08,360 The guy had four points a game last year? What do we Hey, 42 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:15,199 apparently he did look good in the but what guy gets drafted with four 43 00:03:15,199 --> 00:03:16,560 points a game? Who's not like seventeen or something? You know what I 44 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:22,319 mean, dude saying he's good. I'm just saying, who knows? No, 45 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:23,680 I've heard the same thing though, Jason, You're right here. Here's 46 00:03:23,719 --> 00:03:30,560 the here's the real problem with this is what you're doing to your son Lebron. 47 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:34,159 Is you're gonna like, yeah, he's gonna be in the NBA. 48 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:38,719 Okay, great, congratulations, he's already a rich kid, like, he's 49 00:03:38,759 --> 00:03:40,439 never gonna have to work in his life. You've already set that up. 50 00:03:40,479 --> 00:03:44,960 He's never gonna have to work in his life. Now, his kids they've 51 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,800 said, like, you make your fortune, your kids don't lose it. 52 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:50,719 It tends to be the kids kids that lose it. Like if they don't, 53 00:03:50,759 --> 00:03:54,400 they don't make good decisions. Right, So so your kids set up, 54 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:58,759 You're setting him up for a world of hurt where he gets no respect 55 00:03:58,759 --> 00:04:02,479 from anybody in that league because they all think he's just there because his dad 56 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:08,280 got him in. Like imagine if Marcus Jordan. Marcus Jordan went to UCF 57 00:04:08,479 --> 00:04:12,599 and average fifteen a game in his second season. Imagine if in his second 58 00:04:12,639 --> 00:04:14,800 season, you know, they were like, oh, you got to come 59 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:16,240 out and play with daddy. I mean, he would have gotten he's not 60 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:18,319 a good player. He's just not. And he had fifteen a game and 61 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:20,800 a decent, you know, decent league, not as good as the league 62 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:27,040 Bronni played him, but Ronnie barely played I just it's I mean, are 63 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:30,439 we really letting this guy bully the whole league like this to into drafting a 64 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:33,720 player just because they want in The NBA's proposed this question. You're in the 65 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:38,720 you're an NBA GM whatever, and you have to fucking h Remember when there 66 00:04:38,759 --> 00:04:41,279 was an expansion team and they go, hey, you've got to take the 67 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:44,560 X amount of these players. They just forced him onto your roster. So 68 00:04:44,839 --> 00:04:46,399 I give you a choice. You have two fucking things that you can do, 69 00:04:46,439 --> 00:04:49,319 and it's gonna be a media circus for both your teams. You can 70 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:54,800 have Bronnie James on your team, or you can have Caitlyn Munster fucking face 71 00:04:54,879 --> 00:04:59,839 from Indiana, fucking tampons Bronnie James ten times out of ten, ten out 72 00:04:59,839 --> 00:05:04,199 of yea, Sam, of course, I want Brandy games in the WNBA. 73 00:05:04,399 --> 00:05:08,519 That's why I went. Now that's the answer I would I would take 74 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:12,839 that. You would know with the other side of the coin, he how 75 00:05:12,959 --> 00:05:16,120 much would he dominate the WNBA? He'd averaged fifty a games, sixty maybe 76 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:20,639 whatever he wanted to average. Dwayne Wade not get his training kid into the 77 00:05:20,759 --> 00:05:25,040 w NBA. How do you not do that? How do you not go? 78 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:29,079 Listen? Listen, you are who you are. It's time to go 79 00:05:29,199 --> 00:05:31,079 dominate. It's time to make as much money that you get. You see 80 00:05:31,079 --> 00:05:36,000 how much you mighty is Caitlin Clark Pitch is making She's making so much and 81 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:40,439 you should see it here, dude, because one, there's lesbians everywhere. 82 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:44,040 I fucking look, but you, I'm in the fucking northern part of fucking 83 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:46,920 Indiana. She's a fucking god. I mean, all the news channels have 84 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:53,800 like half hour of the news is like every newscaster in the fucking fucking Forest 85 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:57,000 State District. They're like, well, the stadium sold out. I'm like, 86 00:05:57,040 --> 00:06:00,920 it's all news people. There's like eleven audience members and one hundred fucking 87 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:05,120 thousand. Everybody there had a camera person next to him and a microphone. 88 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:08,560 Like, the place is packed. I go, it's all of you people. 89 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:11,079 Did you see the score? By the way, she had nine points 90 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:15,000 on two of eight shooting. They lost by sixty They lost one O two 91 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:18,120 I'm sorry, by forty forty. What is that? Forty six points? 92 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:21,839 They lost one o two to sixty six. Well, I listen, it's 93 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:27,759 gonna be listen whatever THEWNBA is, there's gonna be a jump, it's gonna 94 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:31,480 be crazy. It's so quite funny because that lsu chick that everyone shits on. 95 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:34,000 She's doing great. She's a rookie too. She's gone in there and 96 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:36,720 just been putt up huge numbers, like anyone can. I mean, women's 97 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:41,720 basketball is big. I'm not knocking it. Media. I mean, dude, 98 00:06:41,759 --> 00:06:45,160 come on this media. Crazy was hot last time I remember. It's 99 00:06:45,199 --> 00:06:49,600 not big. It's just hot right now because we've been force fed this chick. 100 00:06:49,839 --> 00:06:55,560 They're trying to finally make some money here. It's people talk about it. 101 00:06:55,600 --> 00:07:00,920 They don't even talk about fucking women's basketball. It's crazy and uh, 102 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:04,000 the last time I would say, I remember a buzz of somebody coming out 103 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:09,319 of college for the pros, maybe Shack. I mean, what, what 104 00:07:09,399 --> 00:07:14,240 are you comparing the Caitlyn Clark buzz to Shaq when Shaq came out. I 105 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:18,199 don't know anybody who's talking about it except the complain that it's everywhere. But 106 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:21,079 you know, you hear people who are like talking about like, dude, 107 00:07:21,079 --> 00:07:24,639 I can't wait to see Caitlyn Clark HeSE she is. I wouldn't say can't 108 00:07:24,639 --> 00:07:28,040 wait, but I heard a lot of did you see that game last night? 109 00:07:28,079 --> 00:07:30,000 Did you see any of that game? Did you watch any of the 110 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:35,079 highlights of that Who are you talking to? I'm telling you, people talk 111 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:40,519 about this ship and maybe it's because you know about it in the ring of 112 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:45,360 lesbianism by having one bottle. But I'm telling you, people like you know, 113 00:07:45,879 --> 00:07:47,600 I see him on the golf cars or see him as fucking open mics 114 00:07:47,639 --> 00:07:50,839 or whatever the fuck you walk in. People are having the conversation about it, 115 00:07:51,319 --> 00:07:55,360 even if it's this conversation like there was that much buzz for that and 116 00:07:55,439 --> 00:07:58,439 I watched fucking like, try to watch a quarter of it. It's just 117 00:07:58,519 --> 00:08:03,800 not good, dude. You just listen, dude. It is so impossible 118 00:08:03,959 --> 00:08:09,240 right now to find a following in anything because they're just too many options. 119 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:15,439 There's just too many options. And for you to try to convince me that 120 00:08:15,439 --> 00:08:20,160 that suddenly people are deciding to go now to all these options and be like, 121 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:26,199 let's watch women do layups. Like it's just not real. It's just 122 00:08:26,279 --> 00:08:31,120 not It's just not And yes, I get seventeen thousand people like, do 123 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:35,480 you know what they did. They compared one game that this chick ad where 124 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:43,000 everybody wanted to go see her big, her big fucking debut, to the 125 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:54,679 average attendance of a Pacers game, and it's it's it's so disingenuous, and 126 00:08:54,720 --> 00:09:00,000 it's just it's we're just getting gas lit into thinking woman's and I don't hate 127 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:03,919 eight women's basketball. It's just there's just too many options out there to people 128 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:07,799 to give a shit. And Bill Burd's whole bit about how women have failed 129 00:09:07,799 --> 00:09:11,799 women's basketball is the truth, the true. The ones who should be into 130 00:09:11,879 --> 00:09:16,159 are women, and they're not because they want to watch good looking guys who 131 00:09:16,159 --> 00:09:22,399 make millions of dollars play fucking sports. Okay, don't we all? Yeah's 132 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:28,159 just the way it is. It does feel like gas lighting. I feel 133 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:31,799 like we've almost talked about it too much right now. I mean, like, 134 00:09:31,399 --> 00:09:33,759 fuck it, dude, fuck them. Like it's on the front page 135 00:09:33,759 --> 00:09:39,039 of ESPN every time I log in, Like every time I visit that page, 136 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:41,840 it's on the front page, like the top The other the other day, 137 00:09:41,879 --> 00:09:43,559 we were on and we're talking me and Sam and then I opened it 138 00:09:43,639 --> 00:09:48,360 up Top three stories and this is what during There was an NBA playoff game 139 00:09:48,399 --> 00:09:52,200 that night, and they were the top three stories were WNBA Hayling Clark was 140 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:56,120 the top story on the day of the Super Bowl on ESPN. I went 141 00:09:56,200 --> 00:10:01,039 to Fox Business the other day before Catch Statues and it was all business stories 142 00:10:01,039 --> 00:10:07,440 and then two stories about her debut, which just I means the first her 143 00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:11,919 highlights were the first four videos on Browsers this morning. Well, I mean 144 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:18,679 she's not really. Now that's impressive because she is not one for Browsers highlights. 145 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:28,679 She's not even She's got her jersey on the giant tits. Does that 146 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:31,080 do anything for you guys? But but it's so funny because again you get 147 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:37,279 into why is it the w n Why are they so hell bent? I'm 148 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:41,039 pushing a w A w NBA and everybody, And it's because it's all lesbians. 149 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:46,759 Like, dude, they could make women's volleyball bang, bro, they 150 00:10:46,759 --> 00:10:52,039 could make that thing bang. They could the woman's beach volleyball. You could 151 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:58,799 make that huge. Dude, you make that huge, But they don't want 152 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:01,639 to because those are tricks who like Dick's. You know. It's just like, 153 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:05,360 that's why you have not seen a trans in the w n B a 154 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,480 years, haven't. It's a predominantly gay league. Dude. I want it 155 00:11:09,519 --> 00:11:13,639 so badly, Dude, the amount of money that you could make if you 156 00:11:13,799 --> 00:11:18,519 just went in there and just wrecked shop. Dwight Howard should do it, 157 00:11:18,559 --> 00:11:22,200 man. Oh, can you imagine Dwight Howard in the w n b A. 158 00:11:24,279 --> 00:11:30,399 Can you imagine it's like seriously bringing the ball up shooting, just like 159 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:33,120 holding it up here like this above his you know, just waiting and then 160 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:35,759 just dropping it in the net. Oh my god, that would be me. 161 00:11:35,039 --> 00:11:37,960 They don't even sign anyone else on the team, like it's just Dwight 162 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:46,320 Howard. Why do you, uh, what are your thoughts on the playoffs? 163 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:52,960 Sammy? You think it's gonna be Boston and who it's gonna be. 164 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:58,960 I think it's gonna be Boston for sure. I think the I think the 165 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:03,279 the Dallas that I think Dallas is gonna be Oklahoma. I think Oklahoma's really 166 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:07,720 good story and they got a lot of great players. They just don't have 167 00:12:07,759 --> 00:12:11,000 a lot of stars. They have a lot of the West. Who gets 168 00:12:11,039 --> 00:12:15,360 out of the West. That's gonna be a it's gonna be it's gonna be 169 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:20,000 Dallas versus Denver. I dude, I listen. I could be wrong, 170 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:24,960 and I've been wrong before. I've been wrong in a lot of but really, 171 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:31,799 there's a part of me that goes the surest money you'll ever have in 172 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:37,240 ever betting will be Denver just fucking up to te Wolves. That's my honest 173 00:12:37,279 --> 00:12:43,480 belief after humiliating them at home, and now you go back game seven, 174 00:12:43,279 --> 00:12:48,200 I think they're gonna I think that t Wolves are are going to get curb 175 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:50,399 stopped. There is a chance, though you would say right that there is 176 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:56,639 a chance. I mean, like again he raised and then somehow like cat 177 00:12:56,720 --> 00:13:01,559 comes Like it's so interesting because like that is such a good player, but 178 00:13:01,639 --> 00:13:07,399 for some reason against Denver, he just gets they they they're just his kryptonite. 179 00:13:07,519 --> 00:13:09,559 Well we know at the end the reason is. I mean it's the 180 00:13:09,559 --> 00:13:13,960 guy he's going against sin it's in his head. Yeah, jok it. 181 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:18,679 But I also think it's Aaron Gordon too. Yeah, really great play, 182 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:22,799 really like dude. Yeah, I mean, like everybody talks about how great 183 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:26,960 a Chema Lajue was and like who he who he won with? Look at 184 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:31,320 who this guy's I mean, like there's a real discussion whether Jamal Murray should 185 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:35,440 be an All Star. Yeah, but he hasn't been voted in because there's 186 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:39,480 just so many great players now and he just never made an All Star game. 187 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:43,159 But he's so good. Then you have Aaron Gordon, and then you 188 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:48,200 have like their fourth guy is is the former number one player in the nation 189 00:13:48,399 --> 00:13:50,879 from High school. Michael Porter Junior, Who, Jason, have you seen 190 00:13:50,919 --> 00:13:54,639 his family? How fucked up his family is? We talked about it last 191 00:13:54,679 --> 00:13:58,120 time on the show. I think another thing. I think one more thing, 192 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:01,039 Like I think it's through things happened to It's like a new court case 193 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:05,200 or something. It's like, yeah, it's a third thing. It's just 194 00:14:05,240 --> 00:15:30,320 pop this except its set stopping costs, sift stopping costal doings. This scepts 195 00:15:31,279 --> 00:15:58,720 this, scepts SIP stopping costal doings. This step stop doing this and steps. 196 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:59,639 Oh what about Scotti? Chefs are going to jail. That's hilarious. 197 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:04,200 Who yeah, just a today the golfer, Oh why is he in jail? 198 00:17:06,079 --> 00:17:10,440 You guys hear that. By the way, No, I can't in 199 00:17:10,519 --> 00:17:14,359 jail. He's not junking. But he got arrested the skin at five point 200 00:17:14,359 --> 00:17:19,480 thirty in the morning trying to go to the course and there's a traffic is 201 00:17:19,559 --> 00:17:22,920 backed up and cut down to one lane, and it's like fucked up traffic 202 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:27,240 because a guy like a volunteer, may have been a senior citizen, was 203 00:17:27,319 --> 00:17:30,799 like walking in the morning and one of the shuttle buses hit him and killed 204 00:17:30,839 --> 00:17:34,359 him. Oh, so the police are dealing with that, so they got 205 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:38,480 the traffic cut down to one thing. He's trying to get to the fucking 206 00:17:38,759 --> 00:17:42,000 thing, and uh, you know, he can see his left turn like 207 00:17:42,119 --> 00:17:45,279 right there, like five cars ahead of him or whatever. So he drives 208 00:17:45,359 --> 00:17:49,720 up on the median and tries to get around this fucking traffic to make a 209 00:17:49,799 --> 00:17:53,720 left turn into the golf course, and a cop tries to stop him. 210 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:57,319 He says he didn't know it was a cop, and then he grabs onto 211 00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:03,279 fucking Chefler's car and chefferd kept driving with his cop driving onto his car. 212 00:18:03,799 --> 00:18:06,680 So they got him for assault for that, which is a felony. Which 213 00:18:06,759 --> 00:18:08,519 that's stupid, by the way, if you're a cop, like trying to 214 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:11,880 tackle a car, dumb dumb idea, dude, don't do that. What 215 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:15,680 are you doing. Dogs do it all the time. You see dogs do 216 00:18:15,799 --> 00:18:18,359 it all the time. Yeah, And that's like a fifty to fifty proposition 217 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:21,079 for the dogs. Sometimes they get it, sometimes they die. The worst 218 00:18:21,119 --> 00:18:23,079 thing that the dog can do is catch a car. Yeah. But so 219 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:26,880 then that when he finally did get into the fucking parking lot, Uh, 220 00:18:29,799 --> 00:18:32,160 they fucking pulled him out of the car, throw him in jail, and 221 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:33,839 he's in jail till like ten o'clock in the morning, and then he had 222 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:38,559 to go straight to the golf cars and then the Masters Champion. I think 223 00:18:38,559 --> 00:18:42,279 he golf's good today too. Actually really, I think so. I'd have 224 00:18:42,359 --> 00:18:45,480 to look something right now. Yeah, I guess when you're pissed, you 225 00:18:45,519 --> 00:18:49,319 can just tee off, right Literally they literally got tea off. Dude, 226 00:18:49,359 --> 00:18:52,960 he's gonna tee off. See. I can't be worse than when I get 227 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:56,000 pissed off. I'm so bad and I may all the time. Oh yeah, 228 00:18:56,119 --> 00:19:00,279 I can't golf pissed at all. I was saying that when Yeah he 229 00:19:00,359 --> 00:19:03,839 was I'm sorry, Jason, he was five hundred today. Yeah, he's 230 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:07,359 team three right now. He's type for third's type for third. I was 231 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:08,599 saying. When he was putting, people said, have yelled, getting the 232 00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:15,359 get in the whole thing cell, you idiot, that's so stupid. Speaking 233 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:18,680 of golf, uh, and we talked about this little broken sim but uh, 234 00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:22,640 they're bringing Netflix bringing back Happy Gilmore, which is one of Johnny can't 235 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:26,720 stop talking about one of the from Yeah, oh yeah, the remaking or 236 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:32,960 they're doing a yeah, sequel, it's a sequel with with Adam Sandler's you 237 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:34,640 know he's he's it's his movie, he's doing it. Well, I'll say 238 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,519 you he's not gonna be in it. That fucking dead guy, well yeah, 239 00:19:37,599 --> 00:19:41,240 I mean he died in the movie, so it's convenient that he died 240 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:45,079 in real life. We appreciate that. Carl Weathers. Yeah, but Carl 241 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:48,079 Weathers for certain you can put this down. You're breaking news, ready or 242 00:19:48,559 --> 00:19:52,640 no Carl Weathers appearance in that belt damn all a bit my hand off. 243 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:56,599 I mean, maybe they might fucking do something to get him in there, 244 00:19:56,640 --> 00:20:00,960 and then I'll be fucking uh sitting you're being wrong. Also, speaking of 245 00:20:02,079 --> 00:20:06,279 dying, you see who fucking dies Timmy the UFC fighter that War one boxing 246 00:20:06,279 --> 00:20:10,640 glove I forget his name. Oh really he died. I can't believe that. 247 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:15,200 Did you ever fight his other glove? And that's why I died? 248 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:18,920 I thought it was they buried him with just one glove on it. I 249 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,559 mean, dude, those guys, I mean, just where do they make 250 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:27,240 money? Those guys? Like, where were those guys making money back then? 251 00:20:27,839 --> 00:20:30,079 They were just giving back then? How what did they do now? 252 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:36,279 Even though they're all taught schools and then like comic Con kind of things where 253 00:20:36,279 --> 00:20:38,480 they're signing fucking one glove all the time instead of you. But like you 254 00:20:38,559 --> 00:20:41,119 think a lot of it was like cheerleaders, you know how they don't get 255 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:44,680 paid ship and then they have their own like studios or what you know, 256 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:49,680 they're training people on the side, calling only fans. Yeah, like that's 257 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:53,319 the whole thing. You become a professional cheerleader and then you just marry a 258 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:59,720 millionaire. It's literally it's like it's it's fishing. It's just fishing for cash. 259 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:03,319 It's also that you know, it's kind of like, uh, you 260 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:07,359 know, playboy, when you were a playmate. That means you just basically 261 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:11,680 got your doctrine in hot. You were a certified doctor and being hot, 262 00:21:11,279 --> 00:21:14,640 and then you go out there and you just like, oh I married a 263 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:19,839 playmate like that that became. It's so crazy, dude, It's so yeah, 264 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:26,240 and that's something well now it's like everybody's super hot, right, It's 265 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:30,720 like so crazy. They finally brought back Victoria's Secrets, which is crazy because 266 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:34,880 it's so associated with like like child sex trafficking, right, but they did 267 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:40,160 bring it back. What do you mean they brought it back? Like Angels 268 00:21:40,279 --> 00:21:45,279 or whatever. They did another like pageant okay, and it was just hot 269 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:48,759 straight smokers. Like, dude, it's so funny. For the longest time, 270 00:21:48,839 --> 00:21:52,880 playmates were like the pinnacle of hot. And then then and then you 271 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:56,680 know, Victoria's Secret Models came out and you're like, damn, dude, 272 00:21:56,039 --> 00:22:02,720 different kind of hot, just another level, just nothing. What was her 273 00:22:02,799 --> 00:22:06,440 name that was on that main one? She was like the og and she 274 00:22:06,519 --> 00:22:11,960 had yeah, yeah, uh Banks, Victoria's Tire Banks, Tire Banks, 275 00:22:12,839 --> 00:22:17,960 Banks, that's what he's talking about. When Tyra Banks came out Victoria's Secret, 276 00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:22,720 I lost my mind. Yes, she was, she was. She 277 00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:27,160 was the first. She was one of the first prominent African American Victoria's Secret 278 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:30,880 Angels in nineteen ninety five. Johnny, what if you just said that off 279 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:37,920 the top of your head. You were just reading that off something. He 280 00:22:37,039 --> 00:22:40,839 goes, He goes like this, and it's tattooed right here on his tracond 281 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:45,079 fore arm. It was a red letter day for me when the Victoria's Secret 282 00:22:45,839 --> 00:22:48,440 magazine would come in the mail, and as a boy, I would fat 283 00:22:48,519 --> 00:22:52,319 fat fap in the bathroom because that's all I had. That be the best. 284 00:22:52,799 --> 00:22:56,759 What's the crazy J Penny magazine, Dude, the J. C. 285 00:22:56,920 --> 00:23:03,720 Penny magazine, the Lingerie. Actually many times. Bro. I know I'm 286 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:07,519 a little scared ass Sam, but he probably just fucking well. My dad 287 00:23:07,559 --> 00:23:14,039 had playboys very early, very early, so I was right up to get 288 00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:15,839 my buddy's friend had it too. But the thing is, when it's your 289 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,799 buddy's friends, you can't really borrow the match because he knows. You know, 290 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:22,160 Hey, dude, I'm not letting you borrow my magazine to jerk off. 291 00:23:22,799 --> 00:23:25,359 Sure. Yeah, so I never really got to Hey, did you 292 00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:27,599 guys speak enough tattoos? You real quick? Real quick, real quick? 293 00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:36,359 All right, everybody is straight up fucking acting like fucking Tyson isn't almost sixty. 294 00:23:37,839 --> 00:23:41,599 But it's decent training videos he's putting out. It's amazing. He shredded. 295 00:23:42,519 --> 00:23:45,920 He looks tireless. They made it two minute rounds, so he's gonna 296 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:51,160 be able to rest. They brought the glove sizes down a couple of ounces. 297 00:23:51,319 --> 00:23:53,119 No, they're not quiet as what was it? What was he? 298 00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:56,160 What was the second? What did you just say so you could rest more? 299 00:23:56,799 --> 00:23:59,319 Yeah? Yeah, that's right, I mean, yeah, they were. 300 00:23:59,519 --> 00:24:02,799 They brought the round there were going to be three minute rounds, but 301 00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:07,599 they were worried about Tyson's uh, you know, Tyson getting exhausted, so 302 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:15,720 they in a third essentially rounds. Are you saying he has absolutely zero chance 303 00:24:15,799 --> 00:24:18,960 right now? I would tell you he has absolutely zero chance. No way 304 00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:23,359 you want to do some sort of bag of bets about this? No, 305 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:26,880 you still owe so many bag of bets. I won't pay this one off 306 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:30,880 either. Let's restart it. All I technically have to do is just jerk 307 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,279 off on the internet or actually during a live show to completion, which is 308 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:37,559 completely ridiculous. Yeah, you've already done that a few times. Didn't even 309 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:42,039 Sam. And by the way, don't you dare, you fucking prick in 310 00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:47,720 your fucking little library right there, don't you dare start a dialogue about not 311 00:24:47,839 --> 00:24:52,880 paying off bets. Just sit by your fantasy trophies and you zip your yapper. 312 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:57,119 This is the longest ongoing argument for this. Dude. You took so 313 00:24:57,359 --> 00:25:00,920 long, You took so long to do the legion of skanks decided to start 314 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:04,720 doing bag of bets. Well, Steve ren as easy start a whole show 315 00:25:04,839 --> 00:25:07,720 called the Bag of Bets. I mean he just changed the words a little 316 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:12,400 bit. I mean, we have been bit a few times throughout the years, 317 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:15,400 but that's what happens when you start a podcast. Back before the internet 318 00:25:15,519 --> 00:25:18,920 we even existed. We used to just call people's houses that make him listen 319 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:22,880 to us talk. He's called a phone cast. But then the Internet came 320 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:26,359 out and look, bam, here we are. You just think he has 321 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:33,599 no chance. I but just somehow he catches him. Maybe I just like 322 00:25:33,759 --> 00:25:37,480 guys. He like dude. Here's the thing, Dude, there is the 323 00:25:37,519 --> 00:25:45,119 hardest punchers. He's fought for a certain and Dude, he lost a guy, 324 00:25:45,319 --> 00:25:48,480 bro, he lost to a guy. He lost too, a young 325 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:52,079 guy. Rogan thinks he's got a chance. By the way, I love 326 00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:56,039 it, I love you know, I love j Joe. You know I 327 00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:59,079 did know Ja. But I'm just saying. Rogan goes deep on boxing and 328 00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:02,519 I he think he's got a real shot. Okay, all right, well 329 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:07,640 you know I too, With all due respect to who I loved so much. 330 00:26:07,799 --> 00:26:11,119 He also thought ron that Rosey had a great shot against Mayweather. Yeah, 331 00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:15,640 you know that's ridiculous. Can I just say, guys, now, 332 00:26:15,759 --> 00:26:21,240 we think about the last few times Tyson boxed. He did look good against 333 00:26:21,319 --> 00:26:25,319 Roy Jones, but that was clearly like a fixed thing where they weren't allowed 334 00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:27,160 to really go at each other. But before that, man he did nothing 335 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:33,440 but like quit on fights. That's so it's possible that Jake Paul. Listen, 336 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:40,480 Jake Paul is really a smart guy in how he operates. Really, 337 00:26:40,759 --> 00:26:45,680 I feel, dude, that this really is a no win situation for him. 338 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:49,559 Unless he just win. He's gonna make millions of dollars. Millions of 339 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:53,799 dollars, he's gonna win. Yeah, But Johnny, his reputation will be 340 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:57,960 he fights old dudes. He's a YouTuber. What reputation are we talking about 341 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:02,160 here? Well, because Johnny, he literally wants to be a real boxer. 342 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:03,920 I'm just telling you, I don't think I think this is a I 343 00:27:04,079 --> 00:27:07,640 get why he's doing it because he fought Anderson Silva, he fought Mike Tyson. 344 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:11,160 Like these are like I thought, all these legends, I think I 345 00:27:11,279 --> 00:27:15,279 get that George Foreman next day, I just get I do get it. 346 00:27:15,519 --> 00:27:18,680 I do get it. But I still alive. He died a couple of 347 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:22,839 years ago, right, Let's take him up, dude. The real fight 348 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:26,359 we should be seeing is Mike Tyson Bernard Hopkins. They're the same age. 349 00:27:26,799 --> 00:27:30,440 Well be Hop, dude, he was, I mean he was still fighting 350 00:27:30,519 --> 00:27:34,200 it. Well, like I would watch that fight until old dudes, but 351 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:37,640 I don't. I don't want them. I don't want them to fight. 352 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:41,200 Wasn't be Hop like forty five with a title though, like a legit title. 353 00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:44,839 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But they at least around the same 354 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,559 age. Yeah, But what I'm saying is Tyson like burned out way before 355 00:27:47,599 --> 00:27:51,000 that, so, I mean, god, I remember and when he fought 356 00:27:51,079 --> 00:27:56,079 that guy from Ireland, the Colossus of the Real Terrible. The real question 357 00:27:56,319 --> 00:28:03,680 is, Johnny, how would Tyson Fury do against Prime Tyson? Oh he 358 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:07,799 would Tyson Fury? Yeah? Oh yeah, we're talking about Tyson Ferry, 359 00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:14,759 Tyson Fury versus Tyson, Yeah, man versus Mike Tyson knocked out against Prime 360 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,960 Tyson. But it would be because man, that jab is good and he's 361 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:21,240 got a good shance. Yeah, but he's so long, bro, He's 362 00:28:21,559 --> 00:28:25,839 so long. And that is a crazy thing that, like Ray, at 363 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:30,119 the tail end of Tyson's run, all of a sudden, the nephelim show 364 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:36,440 up and now you're fighting six eight motherfuckers Like that wasn't happening a lot again 365 00:28:36,559 --> 00:28:41,119 at the beginning when Tyson was and he's still kind of in the same way. 366 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:44,279 Class he's got and then all of a sudden these giants show up and 367 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:48,359 you're like, I mean, is a legit boxer, Like, he's not 368 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:52,279 a he's not a fighter, he's a boxer. Larry Holmes is probably like 369 00:28:52,319 --> 00:28:55,839 six ones, he would, but I think Trevor Burberck was like six two 370 00:28:55,960 --> 00:29:00,279 six three. Yeah. But how tall is Fury is? I mean like 371 00:29:00,319 --> 00:29:03,119 sixty seven, yeah, dude, that's a big jump four inches, no, 372 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:07,200 no, six nine six dude. I mean like in Tyson's like my 373 00:29:07,559 --> 00:29:11,119 I mean I've met Tyson. I'm as tall as him, or even five 374 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:15,799 ten Yeah he's five ten yeah, dude, crazy fight. But think about 375 00:29:15,799 --> 00:29:18,200 the guy he had the most trouble with. It was Vander Holyfield, who's 376 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:22,880 you know, like six foot nothing. Uh, And that was he. 377 00:29:22,079 --> 00:29:26,039 Nobody gave him more fits, you know when in his prime or his late 378 00:29:26,119 --> 00:29:32,440 prime than Vander Holyfield. Vander Holyfield was a better I mean, Tyson was 379 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:36,319 a great boxer, but he was also just a brawler, right. Holy 380 00:29:36,359 --> 00:29:38,640 Field could also take a punch better, and he's painting the price, but 381 00:29:40,079 --> 00:29:44,319 better than anybody in heavyweight history really. I mean he took some some right 382 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:49,799 on the schnoz from you. When you saw Vander Holyfield versus versus uh vitro 383 00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:55,599 Belford, that was the saddest thing I've ever watched. Ye, holy Field 384 00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:59,519 is my guy. I Holyfield just could not move. Yeah, yeah, 385 00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:02,400 it's I love. I mean I watched holy Field, dude, and that 386 00:30:02,559 --> 00:30:07,920 long after his Who do you guys in the Usik Fury fight? It's gotta 387 00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:11,759 be Fury, right, I mean Gary just because of length and height. 388 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:15,000 But you know, Usik is a legit guy. Dude. It's on it 389 00:30:15,119 --> 00:30:19,880 like noon tomorrow too. It sucks. Oh is it? It's at like 390 00:30:21,079 --> 00:30:23,599 noon East Coast time? It's like nine in the morning for you guys. 391 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:29,880 Oh no, just warning because I went to see when what time the fight 392 00:30:30,079 --> 00:30:34,079 was? It at twelve pm? Uh East Coast time, which is annoying. 393 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:38,039 Hold on, hold on, when is the fight tomorrow? Because it's 394 00:30:38,079 --> 00:30:41,400 in London or some fucking where it's at like noon or is at like nine 395 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:45,359 am your time? No, No, it's in Saudi Arabia. It's not 396 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:48,400 by time. It's yeah, in your time. Wait, no, it 397 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:52,799 says six o'clock Eastern times, So it says PM. Is that for the 398 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:56,319 replayer or is that for the Maybe when is the USIK fight tomorrow? It 399 00:30:56,359 --> 00:31:00,440 says Saturday May eighteen. It's five pm in the UK, two pm Eastern. 400 00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:04,079 What time do they walk the main event? The ring walk six o'clock, 401 00:31:04,519 --> 00:31:08,640 six o'clock Eastern. SHI is on at six. Good, I'll be 402 00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:14,039 done. I'll be done. That's gonna be a good fight still early, 403 00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:18,000 like a heavyweight fight. Yeah, I love the heavyways. Dude. It's 404 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:25,480 just something about a big man, no American involved. I mean, damn, 405 00:31:25,559 --> 00:31:26,720 he's six three. I didn't realize he was that. They're both big 406 00:31:26,759 --> 00:31:30,440 boys. Just watching two six three, Yeah, I thought he was a 407 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,640 little shorter. I thought he's like six to one. Yeah, because he's 408 00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:38,759 standing next to the giant crazy. He's watched two foreigners beat the fucking limit 409 00:31:38,839 --> 00:31:41,799 funk out of each other, and you go, hey, what's the worst 410 00:31:41,839 --> 00:31:47,839 thing that happens here? But he's got crazy. Two white guys are like, 411 00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:49,599 we're in a time where it's like white people are poor now too, 412 00:31:51,039 --> 00:31:56,000 so they got box at least overseas white guys, how many not American. 413 00:31:56,359 --> 00:32:00,480 It's a lot of those real crazy countries where there's just like a main comes 414 00:32:00,519 --> 00:32:02,279 out of there, well like Ukraine, Like the Clitchkos both come out of 415 00:32:02,319 --> 00:32:05,559 Ukraine. Dude, I'm telling you those guys go fu. In any era 416 00:32:05,759 --> 00:32:08,200 they would not have dominated like they did. But those guys were both great 417 00:32:08,279 --> 00:32:13,319 fighters. Like people forget this. One of the great fights that kind of 418 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:17,200 fell out because it fell out of memory because it didn't go to the finish 419 00:32:17,319 --> 00:32:22,240 because of an injury. Was Lennox Lewis versus Vatali Klitschko. Batali Klitschko's beating 420 00:32:22,279 --> 00:32:25,640 the ship out of him and he got this terrible cut above. Is that 421 00:32:25,759 --> 00:32:29,359 one of the worst cuts I've ever seen in boxing? And they had to 422 00:32:29,759 --> 00:32:34,640 stop the fight. But that was one well they it didn't go It didn't 423 00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:37,039 go to the distance. So it was like I think of no, maybe 424 00:32:37,119 --> 00:32:40,759 a no contest or something. What is it from an elbow or head butt? 425 00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:46,599 Hold on? Let me let me see, uh batally? What was 426 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:52,039 the Lenox Lewis versus Battali Klitschko. I gotta watch this live two thousand and 427 00:32:52,039 --> 00:32:55,319 three Staples Center. Damn is that crazy? That's twenty one years ago. 428 00:32:57,119 --> 00:33:00,480 Lewis defeated him via six round t Ko because the cut was so bad, 429 00:33:00,599 --> 00:33:05,480 that's what it was. But he was getting his ass beat like and Klichko 430 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:07,519 was so pissed dude, because he you know, I mean, he was 431 00:33:07,519 --> 00:33:13,440 a few rounds away from being dethroning the champ. But those guys could have 432 00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:16,799 both fought in any era. And this is the fight that made Lewis realize 433 00:33:16,799 --> 00:33:19,440 like, hey, it's time for me to get the fuck out of here. 434 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:23,799 These these Ukrainian guys aren't digging around anyway. Did you guys see that 435 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:29,920 this tattoo artist said he would for twenty dollars give anybody a nas read tattoo. 436 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:36,400 So he's just been giving out, uh, like a bunch of nas 437 00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,160 read tattoos. I think the number hold on. Somebody had an like old 438 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:45,119 grandma here is getting the fucking nas read tattoo. Well, I think, 439 00:33:46,519 --> 00:33:50,640 yeah, it's twenty for twenty bucks, he'll give you anybody a nas read 440 00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,720 tattoo. And he's at like a two hundred dollars an hour guy. Uh 441 00:33:53,839 --> 00:33:58,160 who Yeah, I got a lot of pictures. Yeah, there's a lot 442 00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,319 of people have done it. Here we go. I'm just thinking, I 443 00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,759 just want to see what this ridiculousness is I mean, it's it's whatever style 444 00:34:02,839 --> 00:34:05,799 you want. I think, like, here's a guy with it on his 445 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:10,199 hands. There's some dude was on his finger. Grandma's got it on her 446 00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:14,719 arm here. Isn't that funny? I would love that grandma got it on 447 00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:20,760 her bingo wing and she could just flap it. He's good, dude, 448 00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:25,880 He's good, dude. Somebody is still wearing a mask, oh, dude, 449 00:34:27,119 --> 00:34:31,639 all over the place. Unbelievable, dude. They're just such a right, 450 00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:37,159 especially wa games. You don't see a lot of it when you travel. 451 00:34:38,639 --> 00:34:43,519 No, yeah, I mean, but yeah, I was on a 452 00:34:43,599 --> 00:34:45,599 lot. I was on a woman sitting next to me. She's wearing two 453 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:50,480 masks, and I'm like, nobody's dying around you. What are you doing? 454 00:34:51,079 --> 00:34:53,840 Siamese twin because that would make sense, like each one had a mask. 455 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:57,960 The only I mean, you know, well, what else because we 456 00:34:58,039 --> 00:35:00,519 I know we even talking about a bit, but I I see him a 457 00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:07,119 lot when I'm performing surgery. What are you running an abortion clinic out of 458 00:35:07,159 --> 00:35:15,039 your lesbian house? I mean we could talk off air, but if you 459 00:35:15,119 --> 00:35:17,280 need anything, Yeah, I'm doing well. I'm just doing like little minor 460 00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:21,719 touch up kind of surgeries. I sort of wrapped to this baby the other 461 00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:24,360 day just to see if it would. You're crazy, buddy, You're crazy. 462 00:35:24,519 --> 00:35:28,400 Oh damn, Ferry's down fourteen pounds from the in Ganu fight. That's 463 00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:30,760 good news, all right. Yeah, wait, that's like a fucking dinner 464 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:34,280 for him. No, but that's a big deal, dude. I mean, 465 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:37,039 fourteen pounds for him is like, that's the difference between him being flabby 466 00:35:37,119 --> 00:35:39,639 and like less flabby. Ury looks like he drinks out of a bucket a 467 00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:44,119 lot. Just what he's holding over his head like it's like, look, 468 00:35:44,519 --> 00:35:46,360 and he eats like a whole chicken, just like it's on a corn on 469 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:50,559 the cob. But no, he uses turkey legs, smoked turkey legs. 470 00:35:50,599 --> 00:35:53,480 He just takes a big as smoked turkey legging like that one one slurp. 471 00:35:53,639 --> 00:35:59,159 Yeah. Yeah. He looks like the giant in Jack and the bean Stalk. 472 00:35:59,199 --> 00:36:04,320 You know you finally I'm up there and yeah, that's totally dude, 473 00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,280 that's on. But it's like, dude, you know, it's so crazy 474 00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:13,039 that I just don't feel, because there's no American in it, that there's 475 00:36:13,119 --> 00:36:15,599 a buzz about this fight and there should be a huge buzz. It's also 476 00:36:15,679 --> 00:36:19,480 the time of day in England, though, dude, I guarantee you everybody's 477 00:36:19,519 --> 00:36:22,199 losing it. The English loved their boxing. Yeah, it's just you're right, 478 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:25,119 You're totally right. So so this brings me into this thing that I 479 00:36:25,199 --> 00:36:30,679 wanted to talk about. About. How so this guy Rob Parker, he's 480 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:35,840 he's an old head on Fox Sports Radio and I like him. I like 481 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,880 him. They don't use him enough on the radio out here. There's a 482 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:43,880 guy does late night radio here called Ben Ben Maller who's really good. And 483 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:47,320 then he did a show one time with Rob Parker and they fucking slammed. 484 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:51,320 It was the best radio I've listened to in a long time. Well, 485 00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:52,440 you mean they just argue that. You mean no, they were great, 486 00:36:52,559 --> 00:36:57,159 dude. It was just a rapid fire feeding off each other. I'm like, 487 00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,400 that's the show you should do. Of course they'll never do that. 488 00:37:00,159 --> 00:37:05,320 But Rob Parker I forgot the show that he went on, but he was 489 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:08,559 going on to somebody's show and he was talking about how the n b A 490 00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:15,000 is scared shipless that the joker is going to become the face of the NBA. 491 00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:20,079 They're there, They do not want that? And the question is, 492 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,920 and I think it's because he's white and he's not athletic. Of course, 493 00:37:24,119 --> 00:37:34,840 well he's American. I mean for his side. That one he dropped in 494 00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:37,159 from like way out the other day was like that was athletic. He's for 495 00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:42,960 his size, but his game isn't about athletics. Yeah, you're right. 496 00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,400 I don't think he's born. I think he's exciting, but he's just not 497 00:37:45,519 --> 00:37:51,920 a high flyer and that and that's what the NBA and their their afro homo 498 00:37:52,039 --> 00:37:54,480 erotica really wants. They want. But Zach wasn't a high flyer towards the 499 00:37:54,599 --> 00:37:58,679 end, and he was Check wasn't a high flyer towards the end. But 500 00:37:59,199 --> 00:38:04,360 like in his and Shaq was he when he was trim. That's why they 501 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:07,920 loved him. It was just like you see see the freaks here at the 502 00:38:07,079 --> 00:38:10,519 NBA. Come down and watch this. I mean, Shack could sell. 503 00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:15,239 And he was in movies. Remember that movie Blue Chips with Nick Nolty that 504 00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:20,039 he was in. That was a big part of his jo. I love 505 00:38:20,119 --> 00:38:22,760 that movie. Yeah, that's when they cared about movies, not anymore. 506 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,400 I love that movie. I saw that in the theater with my dad, 507 00:38:25,559 --> 00:38:32,360 like five years old, Blue Chips, Penny wasn't like Penny Hardaway and that 508 00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:37,519 there were a lot of that's how that's how he got drafted by by Chef 509 00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:40,079 in that movie with him, and they were gonna take somebody else, maybe 510 00:38:40,119 --> 00:38:45,440 Grant. Hell no, they took Weber and they made it traded. That's 511 00:38:45,519 --> 00:38:46,559 right, That's what it was. Yeah, they wu have taken him. 512 00:38:46,599 --> 00:38:50,719 And it was all because Shaq was playing basketball with them all summer when they 513 00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:55,280 were shooting that ship. And and Bakuzy was in that movie. Dean Smith. 514 00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:00,599 Yep, I'm trying to look down the list here, Bobby Knight, 515 00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:10,440 Rick Pattino, Larry Bird, Dick Vital Storm, Diego Chicken. Tarkanian was 516 00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:15,320 in that forgot oh snaps. I got to watch it. Great moments in 517 00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:22,760 Armenian Cematography, What happened to too Much? He was nominated for an Armenian 518 00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:28,320 Emmy for that it's just called an Armenie. He was nominated for an Armeni 519 00:39:28,519 --> 00:39:32,559 in Armenia. I like that. Who hosts the armeni He was even nominated 520 00:39:32,639 --> 00:39:38,800 for Female Actress of the Year. They just won eleven awards. But what 521 00:39:39,039 --> 00:39:44,760 is what is hilarious, dude, what is hilarious? Oh ship? What 522 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:50,679 is oh dude hilarious? What is hilarious? Is that right now? Are 523 00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:54,119 you stroking out? Bro? I was assuming this bit's hilarious. No, 524 00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:59,760 no, no, Jones, what's hilarious? Well, it's just the fact 525 00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:05,199 that in the like Luca, who's fat, lucas just fat. Luca's not 526 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:09,800 gonna have a lot of Luca could have Lebron James type numbers, but his 527 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:15,880 body's never gonna last. It's just never gonna last. Waste probably a lot 528 00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:21,639 of ten years. He's the same way. There's a lot of fat. 529 00:40:21,679 --> 00:40:27,559 He's in the NBA throughout the years. Big Baby was fat Ja he's in 530 00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:29,920 jail right now. He's a deep ship. Right what if you do? 531 00:40:30,079 --> 00:40:35,079 Like I'll like he was like these people like I'm just gonna get some of 532 00:40:35,119 --> 00:40:38,039 this COVID money. I'm just gonna get all the COVID money. Was one 533 00:40:38,079 --> 00:40:43,119 of those fucking things, you got all the COVID money. The fun thing 534 00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,440 is it was all the goddamn rich people that were doing that ship. Yeah 535 00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:50,920 yeah, I mean it's just like people loans or whatever, whether everyone was 536 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,880 just jacking PPP loans, We got the PPP loan for Punch Struck. Why 537 00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:59,239 didn't we think of that? What the fuck? I don't know. We 538 00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,119 could have only good Yeah, but there were guys. There were guys like, 539 00:41:01,159 --> 00:41:04,000 hey man, I hope you get a PP loan. I just got 540 00:41:04,119 --> 00:41:07,119 to get thirty percent. I'm like, nope, dude, not doing it. 541 00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:10,159 Not how much? What did you want to? How much did that? 542 00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:14,320 Was the payoffs for those things? I don't I don't know whatever you 543 00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:16,679 wanted. I think millions though. I mean he's in deep, real deep 544 00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:21,599 ship, big baby. Of course he's he's doing hard time. I mean, 545 00:41:21,639 --> 00:41:23,519 does he strike you as somebody who's an intellectual doing things the right way? 546 00:41:23,639 --> 00:41:27,679 Not really right, like if he had a lot of money. I 547 00:41:27,679 --> 00:41:29,679 mean, he's not like he was like a fucking you know. You hear 548 00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:36,039 like a fucking some bartender or some fucking male man or somebody that does something 549 00:41:36,119 --> 00:41:37,880 like that, and you go, well, you took a shot at him. 550 00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:40,320 I mean, you're not going to give a big chance like that somebody 551 00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:45,840 that made fucking eighty million dollars in the last fucking decade. And you're like, 552 00:41:45,159 --> 00:41:49,400 really, bro, you're fucking scamming the government out of fucking eighty ran 553 00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:54,360 all right, why everybody else scams the government all the time? Sam, 554 00:41:54,440 --> 00:42:01,159 what did you think about the Brady Roast? Have watched it? I absolutely 555 00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:07,159 love it? Yeah, yeah, Yeah, Brad Brady's expressing regret now. 556 00:42:07,199 --> 00:42:10,440 We talked about that. I think he's just with his new NFL gig. 557 00:42:10,519 --> 00:42:15,679 He's gotta fucking say ship like that. That's what he knew, goddamn well, 558 00:42:15,679 --> 00:42:17,719 what he was getting into. Yeah, and he even said before that 559 00:42:19,119 --> 00:42:22,079 that he loved it that they were ripping his wife and Sam, you know, 560 00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:28,639 goddamn well, and I know, goddamn well. There wasn't one motherfucking 561 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,599 joke that snuck up up there. There was a fucking well, no one 562 00:42:31,679 --> 00:42:37,159 saw that coming. They addressed jeff Ross, Hey, don't do that. 563 00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:42,480 That was all like, we need a viral moment, we need Brady knew 564 00:42:42,519 --> 00:42:47,519 every goddamn Jeffrey Ross to Tony said on stage the other night that that comedy 565 00:42:47,559 --> 00:42:53,199 Chaos, the world famous comedy Chaos that he I think him calling h Brady 566 00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:58,199 fag was was kind of a slip in because he I think he said it 567 00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,760 after Confederate. So I don't mean that, I don't mean a little toss 568 00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:05,920 away fucking tags, which when you think about that, him calling Tom Brady 569 00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:08,199 a fag, I mean that's like, that's pretty cool calling the kettle black. 570 00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:14,840 That what you're getting at. I've seen you in all of our bars. 571 00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:22,039 We danced, Oh we danced, aw right, But that's my evil 572 00:43:22,119 --> 00:43:30,079 Tony? Is that your regular Tony? Every every joke they heard, so 573 00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:34,480 now that everyone's like, oh my gosh, it's that's a mother of his 574 00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:37,639 children that they just called it, kunt Are you seriously? You know? 575 00:43:38,199 --> 00:43:44,559 And impression of is that someone who's been talking to you about Kaitlyn Clark games? 576 00:43:44,679 --> 00:43:50,440 Is that all? That's what all the fucking internet fucking bitches that are 577 00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:54,119 bitching about ship being not politically correct and all that ship. Uh, that's 578 00:43:54,159 --> 00:43:58,360 what it sounds like in my head, like it sounds like a drunk girl 579 00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:00,679 that you're throwing out of a bar or a comedy club and she's given you 580 00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:06,559 you know who I fucking am. That's who that fucking bitch is. I 581 00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:09,880 think I think Netflix is going hard in the paint. Dude. I think 582 00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:15,639 you're gonna see that with this with this Shane Gillis sketch show, and Dude, 583 00:44:15,679 --> 00:44:21,519 I think Tom Sagora is gonna go fucking nuts. What's he doing with 584 00:44:21,639 --> 00:44:23,719 him? What's he doing? He's just doing like a type of like sitcom, 585 00:44:24,039 --> 00:44:29,159 which is so crazy because this is Tom's first sitcom. Like Tom, 586 00:44:30,159 --> 00:44:34,639 Tom always wanted a TV show, never got it, and he just blew 587 00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:37,440 up off the internet. And now he's finally got a TV show. And 588 00:44:37,559 --> 00:44:42,440 it's like so crazy to me because he doesn't need it, but it's just 589 00:44:42,599 --> 00:44:45,760 it's one of those bucket list things they wants to do. Yeah, like 590 00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:52,119 I want to crash an airplane into it mountain. Maybe I'll never get a 591 00:44:52,199 --> 00:44:53,400 chance to you. Maybe I will, but we can't. I mean, 592 00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:58,719 you could dream, bro, you could fucking dream. Dude, I believe 593 00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:01,000 he's taking What do you mean you don't want to learn how to land? 594 00:45:01,119 --> 00:45:07,960 I just I just need a map in a plane. So if I'm gonna 595 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:10,800 pick the NBA, I think it's gonna be. I think I think you're 596 00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:17,679 gonna see somehow, some way, Nicks, Boston, Denver, Denver, 597 00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:22,199 Dallas. Okay, Okay, I think whoever wins this Pacer, well, 598 00:45:22,199 --> 00:45:27,199 I'll just make this announcement, whoever wins this Pacers NIXT series, that's who 599 00:45:27,199 --> 00:45:31,639 I'm rooting for the rest of the season. But whoever wins this PACER's nixt 600 00:45:31,679 --> 00:45:37,559 Series, I believe is going to be deeply butt fucked by the Boston Celtics. 601 00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:39,159 Yes, yes, I think Denver and Boston in the end, right 602 00:45:40,519 --> 00:45:45,320 well, I think if the Knicks were healthy, they could give Boston a 603 00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:50,440 real problem. The problem is the problem is that they're missing all their guys. 604 00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,400 You know, I mean, if you they would have a way better 605 00:45:53,519 --> 00:46:00,639 chance if if they had what's the new guy they got from den toronto o 606 00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:05,719 g. Yeah, they would have a chance. They would have a chance. 607 00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:08,000 They have no chance right now without that guy in Denver out of the 608 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:12,239 West, Denver out of the West. I don't know, man, I 609 00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:15,679 think that's gonna be a lot closer than people think. Uh. You know 610 00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:22,480 what's really interesting is how how like if you really think about the Dallas Mavericks, 611 00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:25,679 how old school their team is. Because if you you think about it, 612 00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:30,840 like, magine, remember the shack uh Shaq, Kobe, Mike, 613 00:46:31,079 --> 00:46:37,400 Mike Tice, Michael Jordan, Scottie Pamham. You had two scorers, right, 614 00:46:37,599 --> 00:46:40,880 and then you had a bunch of fucking role players in defensive players that 615 00:46:42,119 --> 00:46:44,840 is the Dallas Mavericks. Yeah, you need three guys, right, what 616 00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:47,280 you're saying, Well, that's why it's so crazy how far he's gone. 617 00:46:47,519 --> 00:46:52,239 And if you look at Denver, they are four guys. So it's really 618 00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:59,559 hard to beat them because they have four guys. Uh so I think they're 619 00:46:59,599 --> 00:47:01,480 gonna think they're gonna blow out the Tea. I don't know, man. 620 00:47:01,559 --> 00:47:05,679 I really like Ant. I really like Cat. Isn't that crazy? They're 621 00:47:05,679 --> 00:47:12,480 all animals over the the t wolves are Cat and an Ant, But I 622 00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:17,079 like them. But I just think Denver. I think Denver. I mean, 623 00:47:17,159 --> 00:47:21,559 if you just want a championship and then you get Curbs on for forty 624 00:47:21,639 --> 00:47:24,760 five and then you lose Game seven at home, I just think that's too 625 00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:30,280 much for those guys to bear. So I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go 626 00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:34,559 Dell. I'm gonna go Denver, and then we'll see dude. I mean, 627 00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:37,119 we'll see dude. I mean, I really do think it's gonna be 628 00:47:37,199 --> 00:47:40,920 Denver, though, Denver versus Boston again. I think Denver is gonna win 629 00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:46,079 it again. I think Boston can win this year. I mean, really, 630 00:47:46,519 --> 00:47:52,599 you cannot. This is why pijingis is just hot garbage. You can 631 00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:58,840 never count on him. He he this is he's like Wembley. If Wembley 632 00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:04,719 is like two point oh, he's point oh you know, like yeah, 633 00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:08,079 he's such an older version of the Beta. He's like the terminator. You 634 00:48:08,159 --> 00:48:12,360 know how the T two thousand or whatever came. He's the terminator, Army 635 00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:15,760 terminator right right, He's like he's like he's like an in between between like 636 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:22,360 minew Bowl and Wemby right where it's like minew Bowl camp move. He's super 637 00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:25,280 wiry, he can block shots and you know, you get the pagingas he's 638 00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:30,360 a little more wh a little bit more able, like athletic, a little 639 00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:34,800 bit better at moving. But he's not even close to Wemby. He's like 640 00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:38,360 if you average like Sean Bradley and yeah, yeah, that's exactly what it 641 00:48:38,519 --> 00:48:45,159 is right there. So he's just unreliable. His body cannot he's not built 642 00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:49,519 the move like that. Can we just talk briefly about the draft lottery and 643 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:54,039 the my team got fucked? Of course the Hornets, well doesn't the Detroit 644 00:48:54,159 --> 00:48:59,920 dude, like, first of all, they changed the they rigged the lotter 645 00:49:00,159 --> 00:49:02,400 odds six years ago. The worst team hasn't gotten the number one pick a 646 00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:07,039 single time since they did that. If the worst team never gets the pick, 647 00:49:07,679 --> 00:49:09,280 isn't it fucked up? Like? I mean, you had the Hawks 648 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:14,000 who made the playoffs. The Hawks were in the play in game. If 649 00:49:14,079 --> 00:49:15,280 you make the playing game, how are you in the lottery? Oh? 650 00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:19,400 I totally agree. That doesn't make any sense. You don't get to be 651 00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:25,880 in the postseason and being a lottery they won. They who wants getting the 652 00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:30,440 conspiracies that let's do it because that's what that's what I feel, I really 653 00:49:30,519 --> 00:49:37,599 feel, because they would really like see Trey go to San Antonio. Everyone's 654 00:49:37,639 --> 00:49:39,719 talking about it. Well, the Spurs moved up again the NBA's favorite team 655 00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:43,039 for some reason. I don't so. Now, if you're Atlanta you get 656 00:49:43,079 --> 00:49:46,440 the problem is that the ship draft. Yeah, that one guy's good though, 657 00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:51,239 sorry I like him. And after that, yeah, not much. 658 00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:58,440 But if you if you're if you're the Hawks, you can get to fuck 659 00:49:58,559 --> 00:50:02,960 if you can get a bunch of high draft picks for a for a guy 660 00:50:04,039 --> 00:50:07,360 that brings you nothing but scoring, and like, where's that? Good? 661 00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:10,239 On? San Antonio? When you have the guy who should have won Defensive 662 00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:15,400 Player of the Year if you study the stats, he blew out go Bar. 663 00:50:15,599 --> 00:50:19,199 He blew him all the water. But they I mean, I don't 664 00:50:19,199 --> 00:50:22,000 know, defensive player of the year. No, he should have been Defensive 665 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:28,639 Player of the Year. That's what I'm saying. His stats, it was 666 00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:34,280 just like it was like last year with UH, with UH the Joker when 667 00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:37,000 they gave him to him beat Dude the Joker had way better stats in almost 668 00:50:37,159 --> 00:50:39,719 every category. I think they just didn't want to give him Rookie of the 669 00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:47,039 Year. And and which is so crazy because like you're only building his his 670 00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:52,159 legacy by doing that. Yeah, but that guy, boy, can you 671 00:50:52,199 --> 00:50:55,159 imagine him? Yeah, those two together would be something that would be yeah, 672 00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:59,440 because he, dude, the guy can't cover anybody and Wenby can just 673 00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:02,119 sit there and saw everybody shot. Think about how bad the Hornets have been 674 00:51:02,199 --> 00:51:05,679 this version of the Hornets franchise, which started, you know, like twenty 675 00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:08,400 years ago something like that with the Bobcats. They they in fact had the 676 00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:12,960 worst winning percentage in the NBA history and didn't get the number one overall pick 677 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:17,519 where they took they missed Anthony Davis. Uh, But they haven't that whole 678 00:51:17,599 --> 00:51:21,000 as bad as they've been over that twenty year stretch. Haven't had the number 679 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,079 one pick. The last time the Hornets had a number one pick was LJ 680 00:51:22,639 --> 00:51:27,840 which is just fucking ridiculous. Larry Johnson, you're you're from your all moment. 681 00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:35,079 Yeah, we love I love back until spoke he was he was good, 682 00:51:35,119 --> 00:51:37,480 man, don't talk shit about no. I like great, he's great. 683 00:51:37,599 --> 00:51:43,199 But then he sucked his back up. The same guy and then the 684 00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:45,159 Pistons, I mean, don't doesn't the NBA want the Pistons to succeed. 685 00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:49,519 I mean, that's like a Bedrock franchise. They have multiple championships. That's 686 00:51:49,519 --> 00:51:52,760 a real franchise. Yeah, they'll they'll tweak it. They'll tweak it. 687 00:51:52,119 --> 00:51:57,559 I bet you the go listen, you can't if you well, the only 688 00:51:57,639 --> 00:52:00,280 reason they I was just gonna say, if they say you make the play 689 00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:04,719 the play and you can't get the you can't be the first you can't get 690 00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:07,239 the first pick. But then maybe yeah, something like that, But then 691 00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:12,159 that's gonna incur. They really like people trying to get into those last couple 692 00:52:12,199 --> 00:52:14,800 of spots. I want to discourage tanking. Well, how about you just 693 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:17,679 can't do the lottery at all if you fucking yeah, but teams, if 694 00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:22,559 teams are willing to do that and risk all the gait and everything that comes 695 00:52:22,639 --> 00:52:24,960 with just tanking, because people stop coming when they know a team's tanking, 696 00:52:25,559 --> 00:52:30,800 then they they should get the pick that they earned, you know what I 697 00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:34,480 mean. It's not like they're I don't I just would love to interview guys 698 00:52:34,679 --> 00:52:37,480 who aren't teams that they know they're tanking, Like, how does that make 699 00:52:37,519 --> 00:52:39,960 you feel? Well? Most of the guys that are playing on those teams, 700 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:43,039 though, are like G League guys. You know how you've seen them 701 00:52:43,079 --> 00:52:45,760 tank. They rest their veterans or you know, in the worst case, 702 00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:50,119 trade them, and then they just let the young guys play, or they 703 00:52:50,199 --> 00:52:52,800 fake injuries. You know, they're like, hey, you know he got 704 00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:54,559 the stringed his uh, you know, some muscle you never heard of, 705 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:59,639 and then he's out for like the rest of Yeah, fuck it, fucking 706 00:52:59,679 --> 00:53:01,960 name and the lottery. It's it's it's all fixed. I really believe that, 707 00:53:02,559 --> 00:53:06,280 Johnny. Are you ready for some more fun facts that will drive you 708 00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:12,440 fucking nuts? Please? There's two teams in the NBA in the NFL that 709 00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:19,760 are not favored every single game they play next season when they brought out the 710 00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:22,559 that are or aren't what do you mean they aren't they aren't favored in one 711 00:53:22,679 --> 00:53:27,400 game? Oh god, okay, I would assume it's Detroit is one of 712 00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:30,719 them. No, Carolina, Charlotte, Well I know. Excuse me, 713 00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:35,000 excuse me, guys, excuse me. In the NFL, I said the 714 00:53:35,119 --> 00:53:37,880 NFL. You didn't hear the in the NFL. Oh, I'm sorry. 715 00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:42,079 Okay, Well it can't be. The Panthers have a really bad we have 716 00:53:42,159 --> 00:53:44,880 the third worst. Guess it is. You are not favored one time, 717 00:53:45,199 --> 00:53:52,440 that's amazing, and the other one is the New England Patriots. Patriots interesting 718 00:53:55,239 --> 00:54:04,199 Falcons at Vegas Monday nighter. Damn, I've got to remember when the dated. 719 00:54:04,559 --> 00:54:07,840 But that might be a fine Vegas hook up with your Tiana. Get 720 00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:10,400 everybody out there. So annoying. The Panthers are playing in Vegas to me, 721 00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:14,760 and you stay at that new all nude hotel again like we did last 722 00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:17,039 time. But that was a good Wait, you guys stayed in an all 723 00:54:17,159 --> 00:54:21,119 nude hotel. Yeah, I mean I had to wear a fake dick. 724 00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:23,679 What's an all nude hotel? What is that? That's where you're just like 725 00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:28,679 nude all the time. Swimming pool area, it was all gated off so 726 00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:31,639 everybody out there was just naked at the pool and ship. Really it was 727 00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:37,559 really just like exactly the address, Well if you have the phone number five, 728 00:54:37,719 --> 00:54:40,800 three, eight, and then one of these guys doing this fucking symbol 729 00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:45,039 and then a fucking buffalo and an eagle and then three and then then thinking, 730 00:54:45,119 --> 00:54:50,039 Niner, what do you mean you wore a fake dick? Sam? 731 00:54:50,039 --> 00:54:52,079 I mean that just kind of slipped past he might have. Did you really 732 00:54:52,079 --> 00:54:57,599 wear a fake di bro? I'm not a show dude. I'm sure did 733 00:54:57,639 --> 00:55:01,039 you get a fake dick? Though? Art was there too. I borrowed 734 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:06,039 and I just cut it off. And oh, so you're joking what you 735 00:55:06,079 --> 00:55:09,000 wore like you're unaware of something, Johnny, none of this is real. 736 00:55:09,119 --> 00:55:14,039 Well part of that number did you think was real? There are there are 737 00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:17,360 there are adults only hotels like that in Vegas, stamp Johnny, I swear 738 00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:22,800 to god, we stated all naked boutique hotel in Vegas. No, don't 739 00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:25,000 use the lord's name in vain when you're lying, buddy. Yeah, really 740 00:55:25,039 --> 00:55:28,559 that's bad news, dude. Come on, that's not coding me. You. 741 00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:34,719 Carlos Herrera, Nicole Butierri, sir, and then Dana came up the 742 00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:38,719 next day and that's what everybody at the pool, topless, naked everything. 743 00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:44,400 Well, that was the gay hotel, gay straight. I mean, I 744 00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:46,800 got my dick sucked by a fucking what I thought was a Harry catterpiller, 745 00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:52,880 but it just turned out this chick had a big mustache and beard would stop. 746 00:55:55,960 --> 00:56:01,159 But yeah, it was at that naked hotel. Yeah, I can't 747 00:56:01,159 --> 00:56:06,199 trust you, guys, can't trust you. You know what. Yeah, 748 00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:07,599 the Panthers. The Panthers are playing in Vegas too, but I'm gonna be 749 00:56:07,639 --> 00:56:13,920 in fucking Orlando that weekend. Weezer. Weezer is playing the Blue album in 750 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,440 its entirety. It's the thirtieth anniversary, which that's crazy to think, thirtieth 751 00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:21,559 anniversary of Weezers Blue. Uh and l A. The tickets were just way 752 00:56:21,599 --> 00:56:23,519 too expensive. They were like a thousands they're playing, they're playing, but 753 00:56:23,599 --> 00:56:28,239 they're playing in Orlando. Were like dirt cheap. So we're going to Orlando. 754 00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:30,480 And then my girls never been in Disney World, so we're going to 755 00:56:30,519 --> 00:56:32,960 Disney World. We are going to Disney World. Uh, but that's when 756 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,119 the Panthers are in Vegas. I wouldn't have gone. I would have picked 757 00:56:36,119 --> 00:56:38,760 another Weezer show, but knowing the Panthers are playing in fucking Vegas, you 758 00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:43,320 got it. You go see Shamboo anytime, go to the Dodgers. I 759 00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:45,360 gotta go to that Weezer show. I want that. I need that. 760 00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:50,119 Yeah, I mean yeah, that's the that's the that's the I wear sweaters 761 00:56:50,119 --> 00:56:52,960 in the summer. People fucking Mecca that he's gotta go to Weezer. He's 762 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:59,639 gotta do that. He's got you get the same night that a fucking big 763 00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:02,760 ass mammal fish slaps water, a big water punch of water all over you 764 00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:07,280 guys. When you see world still around? Is that still around? That's 765 00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:09,599 totally still around? What are they gonna do with those things? Well? 766 00:57:09,679 --> 00:57:13,840 I know they were trying to kill that thing, like because it just exists. 767 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,800 I don't think they're using real animals anymore though, because I auditioned for 768 00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:22,800 a dolphin. I heard about that. I thought, you breath, my 769 00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:25,039 breath and my back when they oh you got it dog. Oh, Jason, 770 00:57:25,079 --> 00:57:28,519 I saw your buddy's movie, that Ricky Stanicky movie. I saw. 771 00:57:28,559 --> 00:57:30,639 That's really funny, dude, really funny. My girl loved it. Oh, 772 00:57:30,719 --> 00:57:35,719 that's very very funny. By the way, Sammy, I talked to 773 00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:39,559 Jarvis yesterday. Yeah, this yesterday, blue out. Jarvis blew out his 774 00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:45,159 mc L and a c L in his jiu jitsu class. No good for 775 00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:47,119 him, dude. That's he's got a fucking mattress on his leg. He 776 00:57:47,159 --> 00:57:51,920 has to have surgery, a year of fucking rehab everything. Oh my god, 777 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,280 why would you ever go that hard? He didn't. They were like, 778 00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:59,599 uh, just practicing shooting, and his foot kind of got stuck and 779 00:57:59,719 --> 00:58:01,760 they've got I just went right into his knee and his knee just folded all 780 00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:07,800 ah. Oh, like it inverted like that, like kind of like went 781 00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:13,440 that way. Ah. That is the worst thing I've ever heard of my 782 00:58:13,679 --> 00:58:17,880 life. It took me. We haven't talked since the NFL drafts. How 783 00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:21,800 you guys feel about your drafts? You know, it took me a hot 784 00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:23,920 minute. Your NFL drafts. How you guys feel about your drafts? We 785 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:29,480 haven't talked. I mean, dude, Colin Coward thinks the Raiders are going 786 00:58:29,559 --> 00:58:31,880 to suck. He always thinks the Raiders are going to suck. You know. 787 00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:36,920 Yeah, it's weird. Colin Calrad hates all your teams so strange it 788 00:58:37,079 --> 00:58:39,039 is Yeah, it is strange, and I still do seem like he's got 789 00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:45,000 something against you, Sam Michael Pennix thing. I it took me a while. 790 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:49,239 It took me a few days, you know, like you're right away. 791 00:58:50,079 --> 00:58:52,800 Really that's a weird pick, dude, that's a weird pick. But 792 00:58:52,239 --> 00:58:55,719 it is a weird pick. It's only weird pick because it doesn't do anything 793 00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:59,679 for you. Now, like the Bejon Robinson pick too, that was a 794 00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:04,039 weird pick. They make it. They're making some weird picks at different Yeah, 795 00:59:04,039 --> 00:59:05,920 I know different. That's what I'm saying. It's it's strange you have 796 00:59:06,039 --> 00:59:10,239 a new new front office and you're still making weird picks. I mean, 797 00:59:10,599 --> 00:59:13,679 this is what it is. And you know, people are, oh, 798 00:59:13,719 --> 00:59:16,800 he's gonna be fucking twenty five when he's fucking starting twenty six, when he's 799 00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:22,280 finally starting and he's old, I go, there's maybe five NFL quarterbacks that 800 00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:27,519 are under twenty six. I mean, he's that's a fine age for a 801 00:59:27,559 --> 00:59:31,280 fucking quarterback. I mean, gone are the days of these fucking quarterbacks giving 802 00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:37,280 you fucking nineteen years till they're fucking you gotta wheel them out there like Akman 803 00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:42,599 and that you get a good seven eight year run out of a quarterback at 804 00:59:42,719 --> 00:59:45,360 someone great. Matt Ryan was a fucking I think people are thinking he's already 805 00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:49,559 peaked though, that's what they're they mean by that, right him being older. 806 00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:52,960 It's like, I don't think that all, dude. I think these 807 00:59:52,039 --> 00:59:57,320 quarterbacks now go to their late thirties. Dude, I mean, let the 808 00:59:57,440 --> 01:00:02,079 guys threes, dude, not this guys sit on the I mean, you 809 01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:08,559 got a starting quarterback possibly for the next ten years on your team, and 810 01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:14,360 for two of those years he sits there, learns what to do. Probably 811 01:00:14,519 --> 01:00:17,079 Kirk Cousin gets hurt. Bang he goes in and trust me with that. 812 01:00:17,239 --> 01:00:20,599 With that kind of high of a fucking draft pick, I think eight where 813 01:00:20,639 --> 01:00:27,159 we got fucking Michael Pennix, uh Falcons with this quo easiest schedule in fucking 814 01:00:27,519 --> 01:00:31,119 the NFL. They go one and five. Don't think Panic's gonna be holding 815 01:00:31,159 --> 01:00:37,000 that clipboard for that long. So we'll see. Dude, you like that 816 01:00:37,119 --> 01:00:42,239 Georgia tight end, Sam, I'm excited. I mean, I mean, 817 01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:45,639 I'm always about like Lineman. We just need Lineman to keep this guy up. 818 01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:51,119 People are shitty on our quarterback situation. I'm fine with it, dude, 819 01:00:51,239 --> 01:00:52,239 I really am fine with it. Wait, who do you have? 820 01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:58,400 Who's yours? Who you guys? We have uh uh uh Adrian O'Connell and 821 01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:09,000 then we have Yeah, yeah, I like him. I'm fine with it. 822 01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:13,000 I'm fine where we are. Yeah, you don't want to roll with 823 01:01:13,119 --> 01:01:15,559 that ship for eight years but no, no, but I wouldn't roll with 824 01:01:15,599 --> 01:01:21,400 that ship for eight games. If you can't get it. That's a rough 825 01:01:22,079 --> 01:01:30,039 good, that's a rough shut up. You don't like O'Connell and fucking Gardner 826 01:01:30,159 --> 01:01:35,280 minshee, what are you talking about? I mean, dude, you trying 827 01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:37,960 to get the guy. If you can't get the guy because they took all 828 01:01:37,039 --> 01:01:46,079 the good quarterbacks, I'm fine with it. Yeah, it sounds like fantasy 829 01:01:46,159 --> 01:01:51,079 team like they took a good quarterbacks. You really did. Yeah, you're 830 01:01:51,159 --> 01:01:53,679 right, it really did. Like in the draft, you pieces of ship. 831 01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:58,280 I know, I totally understand. Yeah, you know you said, 832 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:01,880 you guys called up to at uh Penix and we said, now we're taking 833 01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:06,760 them, and you guys are oh really Yeah yeah, Raiders were one of 834 01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:09,079 the teams that were behind us that we're trying to get Panix, and we 835 01:02:09,199 --> 01:02:13,559 were like, go fuck yourself. We're picking them. Dude. I think 836 01:02:13,599 --> 01:02:15,039 the Panthers did Okay. They got that running back out of Texas, who 837 01:02:15,079 --> 01:02:19,199 I really like. He's off from the injury, but you know those things 838 01:02:19,239 --> 01:02:21,400 are fine. Now. We got the tight end out of Texas, who 839 01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:23,679 was super productive. Uh, you know, you just ran a little slow 840 01:02:23,719 --> 01:02:27,000 of a forty was like four to six when they were thinking he was a 841 01:02:27,039 --> 01:02:30,440 four to five guy. Uh. I mean I liked our later pictures as 842 01:02:30,519 --> 01:02:34,199 much, and we ended up in the first round. We got that guy 843 01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:37,559 who has the funniest Jason You've heard it? I know, have you ever 844 01:02:37,679 --> 01:02:42,440 had Sam? Have you heard this his accent? Like, it's the best 845 01:02:42,679 --> 01:02:45,199 accent I've ever heard in my life. This is what south. He's from 846 01:02:45,239 --> 01:02:50,199 South Carolina. Yeah, this is what people from like the proper South sound 847 01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:57,760 like. Uh, dude, I had no maybe proper so well, yeah, 848 01:02:57,800 --> 01:03:02,559 I understood out of this guy out of his mouth speaking fucking a whole 849 01:03:02,679 --> 01:03:07,119 other language. Here. I'll let you hear him just for a second. 850 01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:10,679 You got it, y'all listening to this guy? All right? We will 851 01:03:10,719 --> 01:03:16,119 begin with questions for Exavier. You woke up in Carolina. Panthers didn't have 852 01:03:16,239 --> 01:03:21,360 to pinch yourself. So you woke up a Carolina panther this morning? Did 853 01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:22,320 you have to pinch yourself a little bit? Oh no, oh no, 854 01:03:22,519 --> 01:03:24,960 man, I won't go up rid of man. I got a call right 855 01:03:25,039 --> 01:03:28,440 after I got j other that he was coming to pet me up at nine 856 01:03:28,519 --> 01:03:31,559 thirty in the morning. I told him I'm wall be ready. He's great. 857 01:03:34,159 --> 01:03:37,719 What was that feeling like when you got the call? Because I saw 858 01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:40,400 the emotions in the video, But what were those emotions? Overly? E 859 01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:44,760 saided my whole time and I really trying to hold my tears there for real 860 01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:46,199 it. I told my folks, I won't go and crack Out'll try to 861 01:03:46,239 --> 01:03:52,760 be till guy. Oh man, I was really over set things when you 862 01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:55,079 played un C just a couple of months ago, that you'd end up kind 863 01:03:55,119 --> 01:04:00,360 of returning here in this team. Oh yeah, man, I knew. 864 01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:02,199 I knew they was in the to of my range of where I was going 865 01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:09,159 to be able to fall. And I'm ecited. What a what a guy? 866 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:16,400 What I got? Alright, guys, I gotta go. I'm just 867 01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:23,519 gonna be in the Joya next weekend. Let's go La Joya banged the dot 868 01:04:23,599 --> 01:04:29,760 com Brian Moses Bye, guys, I love you, guys, by love 869 01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:33,000 you, I love you, bye, love you. Dude, this might 870 01:04:33,079 --> 01:04:35,840 be a perfect time for me to do this quick little ad that we got. 871 01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:39,440 I don't know if you know about this one, Johnny, go on, 872 01:04:40,599 --> 01:04:44,480 did you we're still recording? We are, Oh excellent, guys. 873 01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:47,639 Is like frozen or something that's so weird. See I can still see Sammy. 874 01:04:47,679 --> 01:04:53,920 Yeah, that's so strange. Then it just he thinks he's signed off 875 01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:57,519 and then he unfreezes and he just started and he's just beating off like a 876 01:04:57,679 --> 01:05:00,440 motherfucker. Like he he's still there. I put him in the waiting room 877 01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:03,079 and then I'm bringing him back. Now let's see if he's still He's got 878 01:05:03,159 --> 01:05:06,679 a heavy bag that he's cut a hole into and he just fucks it instead 879 01:05:06,719 --> 01:05:14,519 of punching it, punches it, broll trying to fuck the heavy bag. 880 01:05:15,519 --> 01:05:18,719 The okay, let me get this had read in Jenny real quick, guys, 881 01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:24,840 head on down to Dave's graduation and riot gear from caps and gams to 882 01:05:25,039 --> 01:05:29,320 riot shields and flare guns. So if you want to say congratulations and hey, 883 01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:33,360 look out all at once, say you got it at Dave's. Where 884 01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:38,320 was Dave's founded. I wonder because that's it seems like a uniquely modern combination 885 01:05:38,519 --> 01:05:44,480 of paraphernalia. There grand opening June first, it says, oh, that 886 01:05:44,559 --> 01:05:47,760 makes sense. Okay, so some of they're really capitalizing on I forgot about 887 01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:54,320 the grand opening part right there, but they're really capitalizing on on that. 888 01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:56,360 Dude, I told you. I went to go see Portugal of the Man. 889 01:05:56,760 --> 01:05:59,719 Awesome show by the way, if anybody ever gets a chance, not 890 01:06:00,119 --> 01:06:03,360 saying it because they're mine, dear dear friends. What a fucking show they 891 01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:05,800 put on. And I went to the Salt Shed in Chicago, which is 892 01:06:05,880 --> 01:06:09,360 the coolest venue. Never been there. Yeah, you show you sent me 893 01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:12,280 a link. It looks so rad man, dude, absolute blast. Will 894 01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:15,960 Cub's going to be there in a few maybe a month. I didn't think 895 01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:18,199 I'm going to go to that. I originally was like, I've seen them 896 01:06:18,239 --> 01:06:21,679 so many times, But now that I've seen you, now that I've been 897 01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:28,039 in a venue, I totally want to fucking uh go again. Had these 898 01:06:28,079 --> 01:06:30,960 two chicks a little bit younger than me, even not much in earned me, 899 01:06:30,599 --> 01:06:33,840 uh hitting, I felt like they were hitting on me, and I 900 01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:36,480 was like, you know what, I still got it. I got hit 901 01:06:36,559 --> 01:06:40,320 on by a gay guy in the ninety nine cents store the other day, 902 01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:43,199 which but did you hear it? Nine nine cent stores they're all bankrupt now, 903 01:06:43,199 --> 01:06:46,039 they're all going out of business, and it was all fifty percent off. 904 01:06:46,239 --> 01:06:48,760 It was like a wasteland, as was imagine, like living in the 905 01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:51,639 Soviet Union during the bad times will be like and they were already bad. 906 01:06:53,199 --> 01:06:55,440 Oh they were bad, Yeah, but you could. The thing I liked 907 01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:58,360 about it is you could get like food for really cheap. They're like and 908 01:06:58,480 --> 01:07:00,360 usually they had like the same ship, those and Ralphs, but like way 909 01:07:00,519 --> 01:07:03,599 cheaper. Uh so I would buy, you know, in the mean times, 910 01:07:03,639 --> 01:07:05,719 buy a lot of food there. But yeah, I got hit on 911 01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:10,199 him by this fat gay guy in the nine nine cent store two days ago. 912 01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:12,079 So yeah, you get hit him, my chicks, I got hit 913 01:07:12,119 --> 01:07:14,440 him by a fat gay guy. Whatever. How did yours work out? 914 01:07:14,760 --> 01:07:17,079 Well? I was walking and he was pushing a cart and uh, he 915 01:07:17,199 --> 01:07:20,360 goes he just looking. He's like making eye contact the whole time. Large 916 01:07:20,360 --> 01:07:24,679 white guy. Uh, not too large, but tubby let's say. He 917 01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:28,519 goes, hey, how's it going? And I'm like, I'm good man, 918 01:07:28,719 --> 01:07:30,920 how about you? He goes I'm doing really well, what are you 919 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:32,559 up to today? And this is all while we're passing, so I'm like 920 01:07:32,920 --> 01:07:36,199 turning my head like this to talk to him and he's like and I'm like, 921 01:07:36,719 --> 01:07:40,199 you know, shopping and he's like, oh, really, how's that 922 01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:43,000 going for you? And then by that time I was but he was, 923 01:07:43,119 --> 01:07:45,760 Yeah, he was like he could have it. Looked like he was licking 924 01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:49,480 his lips. I think he wanted some. He wanted some big time nerds. 925 01:07:49,559 --> 01:07:55,320 Must be his thing. Yeah, he was into it though. He 926 01:07:55,400 --> 01:08:00,360 was all about it super That day that day before sea Ports, me and 927 01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:06,800 my buddy Chris Jeff went. That was later we went and played golf at 928 01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:11,920 You ever heard of cog Hill, mister change? Yeah, yea, yeah, 929 01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:15,760 yea yeah yeah yeah. So south sidego south West? I guess, 930 01:08:15,399 --> 01:08:20,640 uh back when the Bad Old Days played there Saturday morning. How was it 931 01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:26,640 awesome? Dude? Probably the nicest course I played all of the Uh what'd 932 01:08:26,680 --> 01:08:32,239 you shoot? God? Like a mid nineties I was in the mid nineties 933 01:08:32,319 --> 01:08:36,119 Neck of the Woods. Uh, that's good. That's a tough course, 934 01:08:36,119 --> 01:08:42,600 I imagine, right. There are four courses there places gorgeous, gigantic piece 935 01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:45,640 of property. One course and you walk in walk in the clubhouse, clubhouse, 936 01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:48,560 badass, walk in Closs. There's just as big ass like plaque or 937 01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:55,000 whatever fu course record Tiger Woods, and you think wow. And I looked 938 01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:58,119 at it and I go, you know what, maybe for the next five 939 01:08:58,239 --> 01:09:01,720 hours he has this record. Not even close. I wasn't even in the 940 01:09:01,760 --> 01:09:05,279 ballpark of getting close to the course record. Jason, you didn't think that 941 01:09:05,359 --> 01:09:08,960 you were going to get the course record. And I know, but when 942 01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:11,439 you see something like that, it goes to your head of like, oh, 943 01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:15,279 this is my new improp strategy. It's called no and just anything you 944 01:09:15,359 --> 01:09:18,560 say, I'm like, no, no, you didn't really know not yeah, 945 01:09:18,680 --> 01:09:27,159 no, no, but you know not we went to Uh So I 946 01:09:27,319 --> 01:09:30,039 have this app and I highly recommend it's called oh what is it seated? 947 01:09:30,399 --> 01:09:34,359 I think it's called Seated and you just put in or it pulls in all 948 01:09:34,439 --> 01:09:40,199 of your favorite artists from like your Apple Music or Spotify, and then as 949 01:09:40,199 --> 01:09:43,399 soon as tickets go or when they announced tickets are going on sale, you 950 01:09:43,479 --> 01:09:45,680 get an alert, and then when they go on sale, you get an 951 01:09:45,680 --> 01:09:49,800 alert. And Saint Vincent had this uh like a secret show. Yeah that's 952 01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:55,359 in like just small little bar place in boil Heights. Uh, And I 953 01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:59,039 got the alert as it was like a surprise show because you get ready to 954 01:09:59,039 --> 01:10:02,840 go on tour, and tickets were twenty dollars. They went on sale and 955 01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:05,840 sold out within like two minutes, and I happened to get a couple of 956 01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:09,840 tickets and we went. We got there early enough that we were right by 957 01:10:09,880 --> 01:10:12,920 the stage like three people back, which I mean in a bar like that, 958 01:10:13,159 --> 01:10:15,600 it's you know, you're right in her face. And so we get 959 01:10:15,680 --> 01:10:19,399 there. Yeah, it wasn't even as big as Housible And dude, this 960 01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:23,720 show is crazy. She's spitting like a lot, like a punk show, 961 01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:28,239 just like like that hockin Loogi's at people, which as long as it's if 962 01:10:28,319 --> 01:10:30,279 she honestly, I would have gotten such a direction if she had spin on 963 01:10:30,399 --> 01:10:35,439 me or my girl. But I've been bleeding on people a lot when I've 964 01:10:35,439 --> 01:10:40,920 been doing this stand up lately. Just where are you bleeding? Really? 965 01:10:41,079 --> 01:10:45,560 Mostly out of my fucking But I don't know what's been happening in there other 966 01:10:45,640 --> 01:10:48,880 than that dildo that I lodged in there, and then I sent another one 967 01:10:48,920 --> 01:10:53,199 in there to try to jar that one loose. And now two dildos, 968 01:10:53,279 --> 01:10:58,920 so two demos lighter, I'll say that can idiot. But yeah, So 969 01:10:59,479 --> 01:11:02,840 this show's crazy, man, I mean really intense, but she is, 970 01:11:03,039 --> 01:11:06,199 uh my girl has to go pee. And she's also getting kind of claustrophobic 971 01:11:06,239 --> 01:11:11,800 because it's really like packed in there and they're you know, they're riling people 972 01:11:11,880 --> 01:11:15,079 up. Uh. So we she's I'm like, all right, I mean 973 01:11:15,359 --> 01:11:16,600 we're not gonna be able to get back to where we are, so we 974 01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:20,039 might And this was maybe late half of the show. So we get out 975 01:11:20,079 --> 01:11:25,239 of there, and right after we leave, she's stage dives like right to 976 01:11:25,279 --> 01:11:27,600 where we would have been, and I would have just had hands on her 977 01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:30,199 ass, like, you know, helping her along into the not on purpose, 978 01:11:30,239 --> 01:11:33,039 not intentionally, just accidentally, you know, like uh, because I 979 01:11:33,079 --> 01:11:36,760 think she's really hot and we missed it due and I was so pissed bro 980 01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:43,560 stage though. At uh skank Fast in Brooklyn, some I stole on my 981 01:11:43,640 --> 01:11:48,960 earbuds. I can stear it. I didn't think about it very clearly when 982 01:11:49,039 --> 01:11:51,760 I fucking first did it with Amazon. You're joking, right, that didn't 983 01:11:51,760 --> 01:11:58,159 really happen to it? Yeah, yeah, because yeah, you'd wear around 984 01:11:58,159 --> 01:12:01,159 your neck. Yeah. Oh no, those beats before the airbuds got really 985 01:12:01,159 --> 01:12:03,680 big, there was this beats that you would have you could put her run 986 01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:06,960 your neck. Yeah yeah I remember that. Yeah yeah, gone Zoe. 987 01:12:08,079 --> 01:12:12,279 Some of got me good in Brooklyn. That sucks, dude, but yeah 988 01:12:12,399 --> 01:12:15,000 it was great. It was great though. But I was just really and 989 01:12:15,359 --> 01:12:18,760 of course I would not grope a singer. Uh stage diving. You almost 990 01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:23,079 got canceled right there for saying that, Johnny. But yeah, I actually 991 01:12:23,079 --> 01:12:25,199 I love her, I dude, I really like her though. She's I 992 01:12:25,279 --> 01:12:28,319 mean, she's underrated. I think among people who are in the rock and 993 01:12:28,399 --> 01:12:30,560 roll she doesn't get a lot of rock credit. She's more like that art 994 01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:32,960 rock scene. But as somebody who just rocks, she does. She does. 995 01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:36,880 Her guitarist, her lead guitarist, guy is she just shreds and her 996 01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:42,680 bass player is now this, Uh do you know who Charlotte Kemp maull is. 997 01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:46,119 She's she's dated. She dates Sean Lennon. They might be married actually, 998 01:12:46,159 --> 01:12:50,439 and she's like a model so hot bro check her out on Instagram. 999 01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:55,720 She posts all the weird Yeah she's the bass player now, and oh my 1000 01:12:55,960 --> 01:13:00,279 god, she's she's probably like six feet and I mean looks like how like 1001 01:13:00,319 --> 01:13:02,239 prime Kate Moss if that, but like I don't, no, no, 1002 01:13:02,319 --> 01:13:05,279 she was like Angelina Joe Lee, that's what she looks like. And uh 1003 01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:10,479 oh bro it was it was good everything about that. So it was great. 1004 01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:12,640 I wish back in the day when the House of Blues used to be 1005 01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:16,119 right across you in the concert. And I've seen this. Everybody listening really 1006 01:13:16,279 --> 01:13:21,399 just guarn it. Yeah yeah, Casper, right, oh, Casper, 1007 01:13:21,439 --> 01:13:25,359 of course, of course Casper. He probably because the time difference. He 1008 01:13:25,399 --> 01:13:30,399 actually already heard this yesterday, which I don't undersdand but I'm not smart at 1009 01:13:30,439 --> 01:13:33,279 math. But back in so in La. One of the good things about 1010 01:13:33,279 --> 01:13:36,239 it is, like like Johnny was saying, when somebody's going to be going 1011 01:13:36,279 --> 01:13:44,359 on tour, they will often to maybe like one or two or three kind 1012 01:13:44,399 --> 01:13:47,279 of secret last minute shows at one of the venues or bars or sometimes it's 1013 01:13:47,279 --> 01:13:50,720 small. Yes it's too skinny for me. I told you she's like a 1014 01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:55,520 Kate Moss type. But man, yeah this is but yeah she's Sean Lennon's 1015 01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:59,880 like, uh oh, I guys you yeah, they look like they talk 1016 01:14:00,039 --> 01:14:04,439 big books that they've never read. The So so let's say somebody's going on 1017 01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:06,760 tour. You would hear. Oh, you know, the black Cars are 1018 01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:11,279 playing like just tonight and tomorrow at the fucking Henry fond at Theater or whatever 1019 01:14:11,319 --> 01:14:15,359 the great place. Their tickets are really cheap, but they're going it instantly. 1020 01:14:15,880 --> 01:14:17,279 Yeah, and that's why it was great, bro, That's why his 1021 01:14:17,319 --> 01:14:20,560 app is great or not, it's not even app you just sign up online. 1022 01:14:21,159 --> 01:14:24,359 When this when the House of Blues is right across from the concert. 1023 01:14:24,439 --> 01:14:28,800 Now it's just a giant, fucking fucking thousand dollars a night hotel. The 1024 01:14:29,600 --> 01:14:30,880 LEDs all over it too, dude, it's even worse now. It's got 1025 01:14:30,960 --> 01:14:33,680 like these lights all over it. And we know a lot of the people 1026 01:14:33,760 --> 01:14:38,359 that worked there at the House of Blues, and they would come to com 1027 01:14:38,479 --> 01:14:40,479 Store and we would go to there and they would aways get us into show 1028 01:14:40,520 --> 01:14:42,600 member. They got me in to see thead Cross for free. They got 1029 01:14:42,640 --> 01:14:45,239 me in a bunch of different things, Granddaddy I went and saw for free. 1030 01:14:45,520 --> 01:14:49,520 Oh yeah, I remember that. And they on the upstairs though, 1031 01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:54,720 there's an upstairs bar that's about the size of a fucking original room at the 1032 01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:58,479 comedy Store. Okay, couldn't hold two hundred people. That's about the place 1033 01:14:58,520 --> 01:15:00,600 we went to. I think it's like, oh would have that's one place 1034 01:15:00,640 --> 01:15:04,439 that would always have the fucking secret shows. And you'll go up there and 1035 01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:09,479 see people just kind of run through their fucking set in front of three hundred 1036 01:15:09,479 --> 01:15:15,159 people. And I saw outcast up there, really saw God. Who is 1037 01:15:15,199 --> 01:15:19,399 the other fucking real Not LL, because I saw LL all the downstairs one 1038 01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:26,239 the fujis No, there was somebody else that I saw. It was more 1039 01:15:26,279 --> 01:15:31,079 like an indie maybe K's the Elephant or somebody like that. Anyways, saw 1040 01:15:31,199 --> 01:15:34,520 Do on the stairs. Then there's like another night and my set was so 1041 01:15:35,960 --> 01:15:39,800 close to the time that I had to be there to get my bracelet and 1042 01:15:39,880 --> 01:15:43,159 get in the secret way or whatever the fuck. You know. Uh, 1043 01:15:43,520 --> 01:15:45,920 I was like, ah, I just miss this one. Fuck it, 1044 01:15:45,720 --> 01:15:47,159 you know, I go to the next one. You know, we get 1045 01:15:47,199 --> 01:15:51,720 to go all the time and everybody comes back like the next day, you 1046 01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:58,319 know, like fucking Prince, Oh, did you kill yourself? Did you 1047 01:15:58,399 --> 01:16:00,800 try to kill yourself? God said, be killing me. And at that 1048 01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:03,399 point in time, I had never seen him before in my life. You 1049 01:16:03,439 --> 01:16:05,960 know, this was before the Kimmel thing where you saw him on Kimmel, 1050 01:16:06,920 --> 01:16:12,600 oh his way before that, when you're devastated, Were you devastated? Mean? 1051 01:16:12,680 --> 01:16:16,000 What were you devastating? I'm still talking about it, and that's I've 1052 01:16:16,039 --> 01:16:19,800 seen Friends five times and then once on Kimmel and stood right next to him 1053 01:16:19,880 --> 01:16:24,439 and all that. I've been very lucky with that ship. But at that 1054 01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:27,600 point in time, I had never seen him, and I was about to 1055 01:16:27,640 --> 01:16:30,199 see him in front of two hundred people and be like, oh we did 1056 01:16:30,319 --> 01:16:32,840 like two and a half hours. You're like, you shut up. We 1057 01:16:32,880 --> 01:16:36,159 got a grand piano in there, and like and they're like, oh yeah. 1058 01:16:36,239 --> 01:16:40,520 It was just fucking taking requests from everything. And I'm like, every 1059 01:16:40,720 --> 01:16:45,640 fucking sentence that people would say felt like a fucking another knife going into me. 1060 01:16:45,760 --> 01:16:48,600 You know, you didn't kill yourself, honestly, that's uh, that's 1061 01:16:48,720 --> 01:16:53,399 that's That's the worst kind of FOMO is when it's uh, we can't do 1062 01:16:53,479 --> 01:16:57,520 anything about it. It was like a one night fuck yourself. Never happened 1063 01:16:57,520 --> 01:17:00,439 again. Yeah, dude, you mentioned the Black Crows. By the way. 1064 01:17:00,720 --> 01:17:04,640 I so Aerosmith was doing Aerosmiths my first concert nineteen ninety seven, the 1065 01:17:04,800 --> 01:17:09,039 Nine Lives tour, and I still have a T shirt in my closet. 1066 01:17:09,439 --> 01:17:13,399 They're doing a farewell tour now. It was supposed to be last year and 1067 01:17:13,680 --> 01:17:15,760 they were hitting the Forum but it was way too expensive last year, but 1068 01:17:15,920 --> 01:17:18,119 they canceled it. I was going to try to go at the last minute, 1069 01:17:18,119 --> 01:17:21,600 you know, wait till tickets went down, but they canceled it because 1070 01:17:21,640 --> 01:17:25,039 Steven Tyler got some kind of throat thing. I mean, the guy's fucking 1071 01:17:25,520 --> 01:17:30,680 something. So it got it finally got rescheduled for the end of this year. 1072 01:17:30,720 --> 01:17:32,880 I think it's like December or November or something, and yeah, it's 1073 01:17:32,920 --> 01:17:36,399 Black Crows opening for Aerosmiths, and I got I got these tickets. I 1074 01:17:36,520 --> 01:17:41,800 realized during the Springsteen show because I just got really cheap, cheap Springsteen tickets 1075 01:17:41,840 --> 01:17:46,359 at these kind of in this box situation they have at the UH at the 1076 01:17:46,520 --> 01:17:49,119 Forum that I did that think, it's not really even a box. It's 1077 01:17:49,159 --> 01:17:51,920 just kind of like some seats that are plexiglassed off from the other seats, 1078 01:17:53,079 --> 01:17:55,960 but it was kind of behind the stage almost and it was great, dude, 1079 01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:59,920 you can sit really close for cheap. So I got seats. Yeah, 1080 01:18:00,039 --> 01:18:02,199 even a little more to the side, a little bit better for Arismith, 1081 01:18:02,199 --> 01:18:04,840 a little more to the side but really close, and they were they 1082 01:18:04,920 --> 01:18:11,000 weren't crazy expensive. I'm really excited. Is that. I think it's December 1083 01:18:11,119 --> 01:18:13,239 or something like that. Oh, that's a long time way. I just 1084 01:18:13,319 --> 01:18:17,119 saw that Wembley Stadium ship together, Chris. But yeah, Black Crows, 1085 01:18:17,159 --> 01:18:19,000 I'm really excited to see them too, and I haven't seen them. I 1086 01:18:19,039 --> 01:18:24,399 know. You really like those guys. I've seen him fucking probably ten times, 1087 01:18:24,439 --> 01:18:27,439 eleven time, maybe more, actually gotta be more, because they have 1088 01:18:27,520 --> 01:18:30,640 a new song that's good. Like I said, one of the recent songs 1089 01:18:30,760 --> 01:18:33,680 is great. That whole album's pretty good. Yeah, well that video is 1090 01:18:33,720 --> 01:18:36,039 cool too, man. It's just like them doing their whole thing, you 1091 01:18:36,079 --> 01:18:39,800 know, like waving their hands at the camera, that whole you know, 1092 01:18:39,880 --> 01:18:43,000 that whole thing he likes to do. Uh. Speaking of cool videos, 1093 01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:45,680 have you seen that fucking child as Cambino's new video? No, No, 1094 01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:51,720 it's it good. It's fucking it's artistic as fuck, like the very beginning 1095 01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:55,760 of it. He and he kind of gets on my nerves a little bit. 1096 01:18:56,560 --> 01:19:00,039 But his music, he's good. He's fucking super talented. Is it 1097 01:19:00,159 --> 01:19:03,039 this little foot Bigfoot? Is that it? Fuck? Yeah? Dude? 1098 01:19:03,159 --> 01:19:05,239 First of all, it's funky as ship. And second of all, the 1099 01:19:05,359 --> 01:19:11,039 video is this he's just so I want to say artistic or talented, but 1100 01:19:11,119 --> 01:19:13,720 he just looks so sad all the time. It kind of bums me out. 1101 01:19:15,119 --> 01:19:17,159 It's funny. Oh wow, it's kind of like it's like it's like 1102 01:19:17,239 --> 01:19:20,119 the fifties or something. Oh yeah, the whole thing, and they're like 1103 01:19:20,159 --> 01:19:25,760 a dou wop band or something. You can't play it, well, not 1104 01:19:25,880 --> 01:19:29,159 if I put on YouTube. Yeah it'll I can show it. I can 1105 01:19:29,239 --> 01:19:32,000 show it. I just can't play the sound. Yeah, so I'll just 1106 01:19:32,039 --> 01:19:38,399 show it. Mean if anybody's fucking seen it, oh yeah, it's great, 1107 01:19:38,479 --> 01:19:43,039 dude. You got to give it a watch. Dude. Yeah, 1108 01:19:43,359 --> 01:19:45,359 I don't want to spoil spoil it for you because oh well there we go. 1109 01:19:46,199 --> 01:19:48,560 But yeah, you just said videos and I haven't seen it. He 1110 01:19:48,600 --> 01:19:51,800 looks like little Richard, doesn't he. Wow, that's funny. It's pretty 1111 01:19:51,920 --> 01:19:59,319 fucking uh a great jam too, funky cham All right, Johnny, I 1112 01:19:59,319 --> 01:20:01,319 want to go eat a peach. I love you guys. Guys. Consider 1113 01:20:01,359 --> 01:20:05,119 it sucked, and Johnny, you can suck it too, to be honest 1114 01:20:05,159 --> 01:20:13,640 with you. By dude, see baby, why what did I sing every 1115 01:20:13,840 --> 01:20:24,479 Girl's My girlfriend, every Girl's knock girlfriend, and good it doesn't started me 1116 01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:29,520 how much Sam loved this song. He ancels like he had special mege. 1117 01:20:35,840 --> 01:20:45,960 What did I say, Dobby? Stop? Just let it rock. These 1118 01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:51,720 are kids we're supporting now. If you are, if you're a drug puncher, 1119 01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:57,880 why oh well, bye bye on the album. If you want to 1120 01:20:58,079 --> 01:21:02,600 find this uh and buy it, it's to keep with knee High. Let's 1121 01:21:02,640 --> 01:21:06,960 get busy. As the name of the album, every dross My Girlfriend, 1122 01:21:10,920 --> 01:21:15,960 every dross My girlfriendnade I'm gonna make I'm gonna put this to vote. Should 1123 01:21:16,039 --> 01:21:18,600 this be the new punch Drunk themes