Is that the issue. I think listen, I think it'll be a missed
opportunity if Trump doesn't ask about the chin balls Italy. It really I was
doing that while you were drinking on purpose. Hi everybody, Happy Wednesday,
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parents of Lake and Riley and Kate Steinley to tomorrow's debate. Monday marks the
ninth anniversary of Kate's murder. Holy cow, oh my gosh, it's been
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Happy birthday by a couple bottles of prosecco for the debate. Love y'all,
Thank you, I thank you so much. And now for some headlines.
This is what Joe Biden tweeted yesterday saying, don't mess with the women of
America. Donald God, Donald Trump doesn't have a clue about the power of
women. He's about to find out. Yeah, they're really going hard on
the abortion thing, right, It's like that, it's abortion weather and drag
queens. This is what they're going with. Good luck with that, you
know, because this is all they got. They can't run on their record.
So he's threatening women. Yeah, okay, I'm a woman and I'm
voting for Trump, So good luck with that, Joseph power. He's about
to find out about that's the bag exactly. How's that for power? You'll
crazy man? You know what else they do, Democrats they try they do
these things where they get a whole bunch of people from their side of the
aisle to like write scary letters threatening us about how bad Trump's going to be
about filling the blank here. Yeah, yes, And so now there is
a new letter that is signed by sixteen economists, Nobel Prize winning economists who
are saying, FYI, inflation is gonna get worse under Trump. Okay,
reignite it and cause lasting harm to the economy. And this is supposed to
scare us, like the you know, the intelligence agency letter saying, oh
my god, Hunter's laptop is Russian disinformation. Come on, come on,
it is. It's crazy. It's like you're trying to scare us about the
economy. We're all living in like the shittiest economy ever. You can't scare
us. It's like trying to scare gen X. Right, you can't do
that. We're living it. We've lived it, we're living it right now.
You can't do that. Just stop it. Stop. I mean,
it's just ridiculous. And by the way, one of those sixteen economists married
to Janet Yellen. Oh my gosh, I'm so shocked by that. This
is my shocked face. Who wouldn't married And by the way, who would
marry her. I don't even want to picture because then you'll make me picture
it, and I don't want to. I don't want to look at it.
I don't want to look it up. I don't want to know.
Like they got they got married and they had a wedding and they said,
I've just you guys, like, there are people out there. I know,
women who are just absolutely beautiful, sweet, lovely women who are not
married who would love to be and that troll is married. Yeah. What
what is the world? What is it? Crazy? Crazy world? Yeah?
Crazy, yeah it is. This was a surprising headline this morning about
a place right in your neck of the woods, and that is that Baylor.
They are now going to be paying a fifteen million dollar fine because they're
Saint Luke's Medical Center in College of Medicine. They apparently had doctors who are
heart surgeons that were performing very, very complicated operations that would over book themselves.
So in the middle of a surgery because they were double booked, they'd
be like, Okay, I'm out, I'm going to go do this other
surgery over here. Hey, you resident, you yet to do this really
complicated heart surgery. You take over. This happened numerous times, and they
were accused of sometimes triple booking heart surgeries. And now they've got a pay
up because they were discovered. And you can't wonder everything, you can.
I wonder how they were discovered. I wonder who blew the whistle on them
for this. It had good It had to have been somebody from the inside.
No, yeah, it can't be It couldn't have been a patient,
you know, unless somebody actually died and there was malpractice and then there was
an investigation. But I mean, I just this is outrageous, you guys,
so outrageous, and people always like, oh Taylor, it's just it's
just so prestigious and like this is the best of the best. Oh my
god, I know, you know, and you know what the moral the
story is, don't get sick, don't get sick, don't get sick,
because this is this is the future of medicine, right, I mean,
we have dumbed down medicine because of every well everything, all the things that
you see across the board, because there's so much more focused on stuff that
doesn't have anything to do with medicine. This is what's happening. And then
they're doing this because of money too, because because the woke stuff. But
that clearly is about we got to get more and more and more, write
more book as many as we can and make all the money. I mean,
this is disgusting. It is disgusting. Yeah, it's gross. God,
pharma and medicine together, it's just man, it's so disappointing. I
know, I know, it really is yeah, this, all these headlines
always crack me up. So these there's women who are refusing to have kids
until climate change ends, okay, called birth strikers, and they always look
exactly like you think that they wouldn't And why is she going like that?
Why? What is this? This? This is a standard photographic pose.
What's wrong that you don't always like this? Listen, okay, we want
you to do the frigid bitch pose, go and go? What is that?
I don't know it's like that, like this is like constable assignment.
He totally knew it. God, she look at her face. Man,
you man, there's absolutely no joy. We're all delighted that you're not having
kids because absolutely no joy. There was excuse. This is an excuse that
these women use when they can't find anyone who is willing to sleep with it.
They'll be like, well, I'm going to take a stand. My
god. You know what she should do. She should check with Janet Yellen's
husband. He may sleep with there. He clearly has very low standard.
Yes, there are people in the world who love inexplicably Andrew Tait, who
I find to be absolutely disgusting. Yeah, of course he has said things
with which I agree. I mean, there's no denying that. Like,
he says some things that are fine, but mostly he's just a disgusting,
egotistical a hole and for whatever reason, kind of like the Foo Fighters,
He's just decided to pick a fight with Taylor Swift, but in the most
disgusting way. So look at what he tweeted yesterday. I could easily f
Taylor Swift and end her feminism. Shit real g Dick moves. But she's
ancient pyramids, we're brand new when she was born thirty four. If you're
a girl, why even live past thirty unless you have kids? Okay,
like this, what is wrong with him? There's a lot wrong with him.
There's a lot wrong. Yeah, that's you. Okay, when you
start saying stuff like that, Listen, I'm not the biggest Taylor Swift fan,
but when you start saying stuff like that, you just look insecure as
a man. Yeah yeah, h what why even live past thirty unless you
have kids? God? What are you suggesting? And oh my god,
what a complete lunatic this guy is. He's awful. Speaking of Taylor Swip,
there's a documentary that's I don't know if it's out or it's coming out
it's about her and Scooter Braun. Oh yeah, I saw the previous for
that. I want to see it. It's it's an h I think it's
an HBO thing. Really interested in seeing that because you know, she's always
been painted as like the feminist icon in that whole situation where she was the
victim, she was the feminist victim, and I mean, do we did
we really get the real story on that? Because business is business, right,
I'd like to see what the real story was. But you know that
she used that to be like, look at me, I'm being held out
by the man, and I'm very interested to hear the actual story. Has
anybody seen it? You'll have to let us know because I have not watch
that yet. I will though I'll watch it. I saw perhaps the dumbest
meme of all time on Twitter yesterday, and I cannot believe that this has
to be explained explained. But somebody posted if this on the left doesn't bother
you, but this on the right does bother you, it's not your faith,
it's your bigotry. Oh my gosh, And I was like, the
one on the left is never going to get beaten up for not wearing the
habits, you know what I mean, the chicken right could be stoned to
death if she took that off. So let's just be clear about it not
being bigotry, but actually just common sense. And that's and that's her occupation
too. Like she the one on the left, she chose that as her
vocation and she goes it's like a life of you know, it's that is
like her service to God, like that's she's that's her job. That's her
job. The one on the right, that's basically like she has no choice
exactly, know what I mean, it's not a choice at all. That's
that's her culture. You see what I'm saying. I mean, there's a
there's this is so dumb. I couldn't somebody thought, oh this is a
good getcha. Now it's not a good getcha. It's apples to watermelons.
You know, it's it's a totally weird comparison there. I could not believe
it. I saw it, and I was like, what hoppened? This
was a good idea, Yeah, go back and find another analogy because that
one's not working, not at all. Thank you over on locals to Karen
Eva, who said I'm a fifty nine year old suburban white woman, and
I am voting for Trump and to be the bell Jean, I think sent
it Tip saying, happy day after birthday, looking forward to this weekend.
Yay, we are too for sure, see Douglas, Thank you. C
Douglas's have a wonderful time together and I'll be sending you great vibes for a
fantastic time. Alexandra says, which Bible character had no parents? Joshua,
son of none, son of none? Again, all these biblical ones today,
I know, I know she's on it. Man each Suji, thank
you. Beach Sugi says, how does one train hear another train coming with
its engineers? Engineers? See what they did? There? I do?
I do see? And also here yeah I do. And then Missy Sanders
thank you. Missy says you can't show the debate from YouTube, You'll have
your channel taken down. CNN said, only the authorized media can you can
do Rumble or X. It's kind of like the last time we went through
this and they were telling people you can't have the debate in the back.
You see what I'm saying, you can? Can we have it on without
showing it? Yeah, as long as we don't show it, I think
we're going to be okay. Yeah, And we're not going to show it,
Like it's going to be us with it on, Like we'll be watching
it in the background, but we're not showing it. It's just going to
be us providing commentary with you guys and basically making fun of how Joe Biden
is crapping his pants. Right, it's really just going to be a party.
So we're not going to be drinking with you guys that you might be
able to hear sounds of it in the background, but we're also going to
be you know, right, So I think we'll be okay. Yeah,
and then if we get shut down, then screw them. We'll just still
be on those other platforms. Yeah. So, oh my god, I
can't believe we have to worry about that, car, I know, right
well dumb that we have to even talk about this in the United States of
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waiter, This soup is cold. It's gazpatcho Is that how he's say
it? Gaspachoes pacho, goes pacho. This soup is cold. Happy belated
birthday, monk, love you ladies. Oh my gosh, hereio twenty three,
Thank you, he says. When does a joke become a dad joke,
when the punchline becomes a parent like that, I do get it.
I like there's a follow up, when does the punchline become a parent?
After the delivery? That was really good. That was really good. It
was a two US very good. Teresa Raymondo says, so much for the
pre for the free press. I know, right like every we're going to
get you every single time media sucks in this country. Oh my gosh,
it's infuriating over on locals. Math nerd Knit math nerd Knits sent a tip
saying stealing this from dad says jokes on X. I was dreaming about having
diarrhea and then I woke up. That's when shit got real. H Yeah,
you guys all right back to news. You guys are taking up too
much of our time. Gettle. I got to hear at eight fifteen.
Come on, there may there's not gonna be a d D today. There
may not even because we got we gotta we got stay on it, you
guys. I gotta pick her up from the airport this afternoon. Yeah.
Well, okay, so you'll understand my name in just a little bit.
But first we need to get into the debate right, the debates happening on
Thursday, and you, I mean, the networks are just falling all over
themselves to analyze this to death. And you'll notice that there's a slant obviously
with the mainstream media. They want to figure out how can Joe Biden get
Trump? What is the strategy for him to do the best against Trump?
Is Trump going to be super mean? Yes, he probably will. And
here's how that's going to play in Joe Biden's favor. Here is h CNN.
I think this is Maggie Haberman. I don't you know you saw Trump
at a rally the other night saying, you know, should I be nice?
Or you know, should I be very mean? And I suspect he
will interrupt us. And I suspect he will be mean because I think that
is his speed when it comes to being on the attack, mean in the
sense of what like attacking Hunter Biden or just I think that if what I
so, I've heard conflicting things about this. I think that inevitably, when
the question of Trump's criminal conviction comes up, there is a real chance Trump
is then going to turn it around about Hunter Biden. Hunter Biden is the
son of a president, but he is not running for president, and so
that is just a different thing. But Trump's folks believe it is a way
to get under President Biden's skin, and I don't think they would see it
as a hands off moment. Now Trump is aware that his own attacks on
Hunter Biden in that first debate in twenty twenty humanized President Biden. It basically
gave President Biden opportunity to say, my son is an addict and he has
a struggle a lot of Americans have. And Trump came off looking incredibly mean
and littling to an issue that a lot of people struggle with. I don't
know that we're there now. This is just a very different moment in time.
Is the issue coddling your son and shielding him from justice? Is that
the issue? Because is that the issue? I think listen, I think
it'll be a missed opportunity if Trump doesn't ask about the chin balls Italy.
It really I was doing that while you were drinking on purpose. It really
will look if he doesn't stay my god, I was not right for that.
What the hell is that? What are those? Did you do that
on purpose? Or like, I mean, what's happening? Here. Did
you pay somebody to put those in there? Because they're wobbling around now,
Joe, and we're all concerned, and they're terrifying. You're scaring children in
addition to snipping them, you're scaring them with your chin balls hashtag chinballs.
If he doesn't ask about the chin balls, it's I don't think he's going
to do that. He should what he listens to the show. I implore
you, President, he listens to the show, and he should he's going
to do he should. Everybody should tell him to listen to this show and
he should take my advice to just ask me, because I mean, it
would unify America. I feel like that would be that would just unify all
of us. Really, even some people who are on the left. They
would be like, oh my god, yeah I noticed it too. Okay,
but like, what do you think about how he if he should should
he mention Hunter or should he just like he should totally he should totally mention
Hunter. Really I don't think he should. Yeah, okay, he should
totally. I mean I think he should get a dig in. It would
I don't know if it didn't work for him last time. People are saying
that that's made him look mean. The only thing that he should mention about
Hunter is that Hunter has been given special treatment. Yeah, that that's not
mean, and he should mention Hunter in terms of how Joe Biden has used
his son to enrich himself totally and vice versa. That the whole thing is
so corrupt. Why wouldn't ignored Why wouldn't he say that? I mean,
he doesn't listen. I know people are like, it's so mean because he's
got a drug problem. Okay, whatever's but he has he has done all
the things that we just said, and he has been given special treatment,
and there is a two tier system of justice. And I don't think that
that's a problem bringing it up because those are facts, just like his gimballs.
Okay, all facts, all data, that's true. Does Nicole Wallace
call herself a journalist? Yes, you know she does. Yeah, I'm
pretty sure she does. Oh don't you think I feel like she does because
she probably does, which is why this is incredible. So she decided to
have to talk about the debate and analyze the debate and prepare for debate and
strategize the debate. Michael Cohen okay, also a convicted felon and a liar,
that is a priven liar. But the way that she is this is
not journalism. What you're about to see, this is absolutely disgusting. She's
basically saying, Okay, you know him really well, Like, how should
Biden get him? What should be the strategy for Biden to really get him?
Biden to talk to you about the debate, specifically, how to get
under Trump's skin. I have this fantasy that Biden comes out there and he
says, it's ten o'clock. You know, I kissed my wife. I
swore in a Bible. I'm not trying to sell my supporters for a prophet
to help Trump had to share his location with his parole officer. How does
Biden use this in a way that we know bothers Donald Trump? Sure,
so, there were a large number of topics that get under Trump's skin,
including what mister Langrew just was referring to the number of bankruptcies, talking about
Donald's poor business acumen. You talk about, of course, him being a
stable genius. You know, you talk about things like sharks and boats and
water and electrocution, and then you talk about his belief that he can do
anything in twenty four hours. But it's not just the topics that you bring
out that get under Trump's skin. It's also how you say it. The
delivery by Joe Biden has to be a legitimate, almost like a comedic type
of delivery, one that hopes fun at Donald. It's not just necessarily the
topics, you know. God, their voices together almost give me a seizure.
I can't know. Together in one room, she fantasizes about this,
like she used the word fantasy, that is, she's mentally ill. You
guys like there are these people have problems like that's what. They sit alone
by themselves with their cats and they fantasize about this stuff. And she's like,
it's my fantasy, that's your fantasy. And you've got it out loud
as a trouble, like get a life, lady. Oh my god,
you're you're pathetic. Oh my god. Karen Eva on Local says Trump then
needs to mention the border and all the illegal drugs. If Biden talks about
his son's drug addiction, oh, he needs to mention the border. All
right, Yeah, there's no question about that, and that fentanyl is the
number one killer of Americans age eighteen to forty four. That's huge. It's
absolutely huge. They're doing nothing about that. In fact, they're inviting more
people in and they're like, we're going to go ahead and make you American
citizens so you can vote for us. I mean, that's their solution to
that. There should be a that is a public health crisis, you guys,
and they're not treating it as such. It's crazy. Well, and
Trump also needs to focus on the fact that all of his eos were undone
by Joe Biden on his first day. Yep, and so and look where
that got us. Yeah, I mean, Trump is He's going to be
fine if he sticks to what the issued and what Joe Biden has done since.
Absolutely, yeah, totally, I mean and now, and he has
the audacity that the Democrats have the utter audacity to point their fingers at Republicans
and say that it's our fault that the border is a mess, right you.
I hope he goes to the jugular on that. Yeah. Uh.
Tissy sixty eight on Locals said, I just joined Locals and I'm coming to
meet you this weekend. Guess I'm a fan lol. I'm bringing my bestie
of sixty three years. Oh my God in first grade. We cannot wait
to meet you too. I love it. That is so awesome, sweet,
I love it. And Janine Gledhill thank you. Janine says, I
am so ding dang dong sad that I can't join you all this weekend.
Come to Waco or Texas soon. Happy after birth, mock. I think
we're gonna do well, hope. I mean, I feel like Texas and
South Carolina are definitely on that. I just don't know where in Texas because
you know, I live near Waco, but I don't know where it may.
I don't know where in South Carolina. We just don't know. We'll
have to figure it out. Yeah, we'll figure it out. John Newbound,
thank you. John says, may not be, may not be a
good dad joke, but here goes. My wife said, I don't pay
her enough attention, so I gave her a dollar. It's not great,
John. I'm just gonna be honest with you. I'm just gonna level with
you. It's not great, but you tried and we appreciate it as an
a for effort. That's right. Tarashkanazi, thank you, he says,
good morning from NYC. That changed for the worst came from Israel to see
Trump destroying Biden. Some weirdo already tried to rob me and got knocked out.
F around with an ex IDF soldier and find out, Oh my gosh,
I love it. Why are you an NYC though? Why did you
go there? That's awful, It's disgusting. There's so many beautiful places in
this country. John meet and greet. I hate to have given an IDF
soldier a hug man me too, Oh my gosh. Okay, back to
the all the media outlets just like agonizing over this. So next are some
guys from Pod Save America, which is an inexplicably popular leftist podcast. Here
here what kind of Donald Trump shows up? I think is one of the
biggest questions, because you know, he's out there in front of his biggest,
weirdest fans, and he's like, should I be nice or should I
be mean? And they want him to be mean, and he wants to
give them what they want. But you know, his campaign is hoping that
Donald Trump doesn't make it a show about how extreme and dangerous Donald Trump is
and the format which a lot of people are saying, oh, you know,
it's go they're gonna shut off Trump's mike. Ha ha ha, We're
gonna shut off Trump's mike. It might be conducive to like keeping that kind
of Trump in check. The only I think the other side of it is
five minutes into a debate, Donald Trump's gonna forget any kind of prep and
then he's going to go all instinct and then he's gonna he's not gonna be
able to stop himself. Yeah, but he often plays to kind of the
crowd he's in front of. I mean, he often is very different when
he's in a more muted setting if he doesn't have that audience there, and
the assumption is it'll hurt Trump but also could be a benefit. And how
does the Biden campaign prepare for something like that if Trump is more restrained,
Yeah, I mean, I think you have to prepare for the worst,
which is Donald Trump saying absolutely vicious personal things about your son, your family,
your finances, right like why fire drill, where you as a staffer
have to say to the President of the United States all the worst things you
can imagine Donald Trump will say. And then you also have to prepare for
a more measured, steady Trump. And how you you know, sort of
parry that, but also try to bring out from him all the things that
people like the least, like you want to bring out Donald Trump, the
Twitter feed, and not let him pretend to be a statesman for here.
Yeah, the pontification, they're so they're freaked out. I hope that's what
it is, because they're all in on helping Biden. Here's how, here's
everything you need to know to beat him. This is so blatant. You
know what's there, Well, the fact that he has spent seven days for
this, and trying to get the right cocktail of drugs in a system,
and trying to get on a sleep schedule because you know, he can't stay
up past eight o'clock, and and just everything that they're doing to prepare this
guy, which is crazy because he should be running the country because the country
isn't a freaking dumpster fire right now. It's it's it's just so telling.
They're all freaking out so bad because they know that he can't run on his
on issues, he can't run on his you know, history, his record,
and so they're I mean, they're they're scrambling. All The pontification to
me is, yeah, they're terrified Kim, they're terrified. I think there's
it is. It does make me just based on what that last guy was
saying, I would love for the expectation to be that Trump is going to
come out swinging on Hunter and just being an asshole and like all that stuff.
And I want the other Trump to show up. I want them to
be so unprepared for Trump to just be normal and measured and just I think
he was based and they will not know what to do. I think he
will be mock but they're gonna but you got to remember who the moderators are,
and they're gonna ask questions that are shitty. Yeah, and he knows
that, and he already is on the defense. He already is like it
put in a corner. And so they're gonna they're going to try to get
him to be you know, Twitter Trump, because that they want him to
do that, even though they're like, oh my god, he's gonna be
so mean. He's so mean. No matter what he says, they're gonna
say he's so mean because that's who they think he is. When he's you
know, he's just he just tells the truth and they say that he's mean.
It's like it's so stupid. He's not going to win this debate.
According to them, he will never win it even if he wins it.
Yeah, that's true. That's just the bottom line. Steve Cortez had some
things to say about the upcoming debate, and this is great. I think
Joe Biden will show up and do two things. Number One, he will
call Donald trumpic convicted fellon as many times as he possibly can. Number Two,
he's going to try to raise abortions as this issue as many times as
he can. Why, because those are the only two issues he has.
Literally, there's nothing else. He cannot defend his own record. He certainly
cannot defend his record on the economy nor on the border, which are far
and away the two most important issues on voters' minds, and again not my
opinion that is per any survey, outhor far and away the top two issues.
So instead he will try to disparage the president and he will try to
fear monger over abortion. I mean, I totally agree, it's abortion weather
and drag queens. That's what they're running on. Yep, Honest to god,
that's all they got. Tan convicted felon and Okay, yeah, and
he's gonna call him a felon the whole time, because you know they think
they can't, like we give a crap bring it. So Frank Lenz of
course ready and excited to analyze this, but he looks so beleaguered, like
he looks so defeated already. And it's interesting that CNN is asking, I
don't think they're prepared for the way that Frank Lentz is addressing their analysis of
this upcoming debate that someone with the temperament of Donald Trump is not in charge
of the law in our country because you'd be in jail. What is it
about these moments? What is it about those moments you think struck a chord
and had such an impact. What does this represent? Because nobody expected Donald
Trump to say that, and the pundit's really condemned it from doing it,
and our voters said, wait a minute, he's holding her accountable. It's
about time that politicians are held accountable. That's one of the great frustrations in
America. I was so angry because you think politicians will say and do anything
and then actually do exactly the opposite of what they promised, even if he's
even if he would be. I mean, even if he's kind of suggesting
he would be like directing his Justice Department to go after a political opponent.
And that's exactly what the pundit said, and the voter said, uh,
he's actually going to do this. I want someone who's that top, who's
gonna look me straight in the eye. Yeah, kind of like what Joe's
done to Trump, right She gets all projection. She got so flustered.
She's like, yeah, kind of like that lady, kind of like what
Joe is doing to Trump right now? Can you not see? They can't
see. They have no self awareness. It's all projections, total projection.
Karen Elliott, Thank you. Karen says, amazing how the most out of
touch people in media are telling us what we want. Lol, happy belated
mock. Thank you very much. Yeah, Pelosi. So Pelosi's still being
asked to come on talk shows inexplicably. I want everybody. I told Daisy
this this morning before the show. I need for all of you to join
me in being super irritated by the fact that in every single solitary interview she
ever does ever at least once, and most of the time more often,
she will use the phrase and the rest every freaking time. Like when she's
talking about whatever it is, she's talking to their hands, taxes and the
money and the rest with their monkey and the symbol hands. It makes me
insane that she says that all the time. What does that get on board?
I don't know what does it mean? Though? Do we know what
it means? Now? We don't understand any way of saying et cetera.
Essentially, Oh okay, it's her ellipsis if you will. Yeah, And
it makes me crazy. I don't know why. It's like such this earworm
for me. I need for everybody to get mad about it. Okay,
we're all going to get mad on your behalf. Totally, we're all mad
about it. Here she is talking about poles and the rest. A poll
today that's said among young people eighteen to thirty that Biden was ahead by twenty
three points, that people did care about woman's right to choose LGBTQ and minority
issues. They cared about the planet and the rest. So again, we
don't agonize, We organize to get out that vote. They don't agonize,
They organize, you guys, that's what they do. Yeah, she's completely
out of touch. This is a woman that's worth one hundred and twenty million
dollars and the rest one hundred and twenty million. She's because of insider trading.
She's a freaking criminal, this lady. So going back to the whole
like lunch thing where he was like, you know, Americans just want people
to be held accountable. Remember when she was like, I don't want the
tax on billionaires. I don't want you know, I don't want people to
be held accountable on Congress when it comes to insider Remember when she was like,
all she's all squirrely when people ask her about that kind of stuff.
See, we want people in office to be held accountable. And that's what,
right, that's why we like people like Trump and they don't like him
because of that. Yeah, exactly. Doucellias, thank you, He says,
spent seven days getting his meds, right, Yeah, I mean that's
what they've been doing. They're prepno sleep. And Shannon Pope thank you.
She says. What do you call a person that won't fart in public?
A private tutor? She says, love you, ladies, and looking forward
to South Carolina meet and greet. There will be one someday. Yeah.
Sanderson sixty five over on Local Sense Tips, saying, Daisy has Bernie and
now Mack has Nancy. I love it. I don't know that I'm very
good at I'm not good. It was really good. Do it again?
And the rest and the wrath and the rest. And it's always with the
hands too, Like she says that she's constantly talking like this, Oh,
I just want I just really want people whenever you see her to just be
listening for that phrase, because it's a it's a tell like she's it's the
thing that she uses all on kind of like how KJP is always like be
you know, we're going to be clear. Look, and here she is.
This is hilarious. She's trying to say, the prices at the grocery
store are down. Bet you know, eggs and milk, and they were
in grocery things that were up. It has gone down. It has gone
down since twenty twenty two. Gas prices because of the actions of this president.
And let's not forget there was an an invasion, but Russia did into
it did obviously into Ukraine that caused gas prices to tick up. The president
took action tap the spr and we saw gas prices going down. The president
has met the moment with every issue that we have had in front of us.
Okay when okay, yeah, so grocery grocery things? Does she mean
food? Is that what she's talking about? A grocery thing. She knows
that they can try all they want to try to this this whole like,
you can spend and spend and spend, but you can't. People are going
to understand how much money is in their bank account. They understand that.
So you can lie, you can try to, like, you know,
make somebody think otherwise. But I know how much money's in my bank account,
I know how much I'm spending at the grocery store. And you're full
of shit. Yeah, you're full of shit, And so you cannot spin
that. You just can't. People understand that. And then they understand how
much they don't have in their bank account as opposed to what they had in
their bank account four or five, ten years ago. So you know,
it's like it's just not working. It doesn't work with people. They're onto
them, and this is a lie that they cannot make stick. They just
can't. With the American people. It's like they may think that we're stupid.
Maybe on some things Americans are stupid, but not this. It's the
economy, you know well, and I know because my husband does all the
group. I couldn't begin to tell you what things used to cost to the
grocery store versus what they cost now because I just don't grocery shop. That's
he does that. But at the last time, and you know, every
family typically has their regular grocery shop, like what you ordinarily get in a
week, right, Like it's pretty standard. So what he told He called
me from the grocery store. This was last week and he was like,
our regular growth grocery shop costs now, what are Thanksgiving grocery shops? Yeah?
Cost last year, the year before, you know what I mean,
Like, it's in no way going it down. It's crazy. Yeah,
it's crazy, and you feel it every month, like our grocery bill has
gone up so much that you have to cut in other places. Everybody is
feeling that and so they cannot They just can't it. There is no spin
spentacular enough that is going to make somebody feel richer than they are, you
know what I mean? Yeah, that's exactly right. And the way that
he keep, the way that they all keep trying to pretend that we just
are crazy to be yeah, thinking that everything costs more, housing, everything,
all of it. They are lunatics for thinking that this is going to
stick. You're absolutely right. Brisier on Locals and Tips, saying, my
mom called me yesterday and said we need to have a drinking game during the
debate. Drink every time the word felon is said. Pretty certain we would
end up in the hospital totally. Oh my gosh. KJP also claims that
when Joe Biden has an opportunity to talk to the American people, well,
by golly, he meets that moment, which is such an ridiculous thing to
say, considering how he rarely does interviews, he rarely does press conferences,
and he basically got forced into this debate. But listen to her talking about
meeting the moment. There is an opportunity for this president to speak to millions
of Americans. He shows up and he meets the moment. So obviously the
President's going to look forward to Thursday doing just that, laying out what he
normally does, what he's done the last three and a half a half years,
how he's going to continue to build on the economy. But talking about
historic numbers in creating jobs, low unemployment rate, and not forgetting that we
can't leave communities that have been normally left behind behind. Right. Everything she
said was a lie. Everything. She's just a complete liar. Wow,
yep. How does she sleep at night? It's I am standing alone.
At least I sleep alone. I can tell you that because she's divorced from
her wife, no woman could put up with her. Yeah, but I'll
tell you who can put up with her. It's those two bitches from that
one podcast that I won't name because I don't even know the name of it
had her on, and they have I guess they have like this bit where
they say hit it or leave it. I don't know, you'll hear it.
Hit it or quit it. That's probably it. So, like we
mentioned earlier, what are what did you say are the top three issues that
Democrats have that they and drag queens? Yes, and so they chose the
latter. Ask KJP whether she would hit it or quit it? Hit it,
drag queens, Oh, hit that. Look. I grew up in
New York City where dry Queen's was that you would go to drag queen brunches.
It was the thing to do. It was the thing to do.
Yeah, so she would hit it. Those women look exactly the same.
It's like like they went to me the doctor Seuss like plastic surgeon. Uh
huh, oh my god. I hate them so much. Yeah, me
too, Janet Yellen. Here's the reason for my name. Today. So
Janet Yellen was at She's She's so useless, what a useless goblin. So
she sat down for an interview. I don't even know who this is with,
but she was asked about the grocery store prices and claims hilariously to go
to the grocery store, which is complete nonsense. There's no way that she
does her own grocery shopping. Now, at the very end, you don't
see her respond to the question about whether she gets sticker shock, which is
the name hence my name, but you will hear her, so listen closely.
Have you been to the grocery store lately? I sure, I like
the way every week it's sticker shock, isn't it. I know she goes
no, No, I mean it's that's not surprising though, because is what
is she worth? Like sixteen million dollars? Sixteen twenty million dollars yeah,
are not worth is twenty million? Because I mean, naturally, she's a
public servant, you guys, so she's worth a shit ton of money.
I mean no, they're all worth that much money. I mean, that's
how you become rich, right is becoming a public servant. A public servant.
That's that's what it is. And so you don't have to worry about
grocery prices. I'm not bitter though, I'm not bitter at all. I'm
not well, I'm glad you're not. But this woman that you're going to
hear from next in a grocery store quite bitter and rightly. So yeah,
let me show you Biden's in America for those that still want to vote for
this I love her. Are you ready? Because I'm in the grocery store
right now, So let's go. I'm sorry, six dollars and nineteen cents
for Lay's potato trips. Yeah, let's go to ground beef. You ready,
ground beef before the discount is twelve dollars and fifty eight cents and two
cents. Let's go to bargain steak. You're ready, all of Hughes that
want to continue voting for this scumbag, Okay, let's look at the steak.
Oh my god, thirty nine dollars for two steaks before the discount.
Shall I go on, let's go over? Yeah, oh my god,
sixty four for I don't even know what it is. Yeah, before you
vote, think about the prices of food. Got it. She's absolutely right.
She's so mad, and I'm mad with her. It's insane and mad.
No, I don't have sticker shock, you know, because I'm effing
loaded because I take your money every single month, and I have a pension
that I can count on because of you, you loser taxpayers. I have
a pension that I don't have to worry about retirement like you losers. I
don't have to worry about all that kind of stuff because I just keep getting
a total flow of money from taxpayers. You know what do I care?
I'm loaded. You're welcome, You're welcome. Yeah. I hate I hate
all these people. Melody himnigan, thank you. Melody says we paid our
mortgage off last year about this time, so my husband always comments that we
should be rolling in the cash. I said, uh no, you need
to go grocery shopping, right, Yeah, I mean exactly. So even
when you're ahead, which congrats. That's why not that is it is a
huge accomplishment. But yeah, you should be. You should be living high
on the hog and you're not. Imagine the people that don't have their mortgage
paid off. Yeah, I'm one of those people. I mean, it's
like that. It's insane, it really is. And then tried try saving
for a kid's college and doing I mean, it's it's I just everybody's hurting
and these people just don't get it. So the people that are still like,
oh my god, I'm gonna vote for Biden, I question their sanity.
I really do. Same. Caitlyn Kittless, thank you. I love
that name, Caitlyn Kittless. That's such a fun name. It's a great
name. She says, who's running the country while Joe's prepping? Same people
that run it when he's not prepping. Yeah, it's Obama, Obama and
Valerie Jarrett. That's who's running the country. Yeah, pretty much. Here's
Larry O'Connor talking about what Janet Yellen's comments about grocery shopping, and I think
he is absolutely one hundred percent spot on to call jEdit Yellen going to the
grocery store once a week. Does anyone believe that Janet Yellen goes to the
grocery store, gets your little shopping card, it throws a box of rice
a roni in there, totally for weekly grocery spending. Janet Yellen does not
go to the grocery store every week. She just doesn't. Jenny Yellen has
not cooked her own meal in about twenty five years. Right, she can't
reach the stove. But then this reporter, God bless her for Yahoo Finance.
She says, it's sticker shock, isn't it? And Jennet Yellen says
no, And if you've been to the grocery store lately, yes, every
week, it's sticker shock, isn't it? No? And lets it go?
Icabith moves off. Yeah, And that's journalism. That's American journalism.
No follow up question, no pushback, just oh yes, yes, ma'am.
May I have another? Yes, ma'am, may I have another?
Let me just bend over idiots. That's journalism. Do Shelley is thank you?
He says, this is how DEM's rule. You pay more for their
lifestyle and then get ridiculed for questioning it. Right exactly. It's called socialism,
is what it is Judy Flackney, Thank you very much. Judy says
everyone needs to send our weekly grocery receipts to Yellen, and then send our
gas receipts as well and ask for an explanation. Well, she'll just tell
you it's just transitory. Don't worry about it. Yeah, it is,
it's just And in fact, I read an article yesterday and she's saying that
she said, this is a quote. I do expect inflation to come down,
and as we get in the next year, I believe that inflation will
go back to the FEDS two percent target. She doesn't sing it. Then
the opposite will happen, right, She's like, there's not going to be
a recession. Like, no, everything's great, and you're absolutely right,
mock whatever she says, the opposite will happen, So expect the crabs.
Yeah, brace yourself. The crap's going to hit the fan. I mean,
it will not sustain. Yeah, all right, let's get to some
good news because again, this is going to be a shorter show today.
I don't even know if we're gonna have time to schlog today. You guys,
Yeah, you got to get out of here in the next twenty minutes.
But we have to get to the best news ever, and we all
have to collectively celebrate that Jamal Bowman is gone. He loves primary best news
ever, and we have a lot of stuff to share about it because the
memes are glorious. Everything that's happening right now glorious. But what the pot
by eye yesterday before this even happened, is that Andrew Cuomo was tweeting about
it, and here's what he wrote. He said, Jamal Bowman should pull
the fire alarm again because he's going to be smoked by Latimer for New York
today. My message is clear, Anti Semitism in any and all forms will
not be tolerated in New York. And you can't call yourself a progressive without
making progress. I mean, that was like Threw Cuomo. Good for him.
Yeah, he really is just a disgusting anti semi god, just the
worst, isn't he the worst? Yeah? He's the worst. But there's
a lot of them, and seriously, there's a lot of them in the
Democrat Party, and so it's nice to see a couple of the Democrats call
that out. But there's not nearly enough. Nope, and the excuses that
his supporters are making for him. Oh my god, you guys, wait
until you hear from this one chick on TikTok who's trying to claim and this
was amazing that there are some right wing outlets that are darkening his skin.
What which I was like, there's no need crying out loud, not needed.
But also they are trying to blame it on a pack sending all the
money they spent, like twenty million dollars in you know, influencing the campaign
or whatever with attack ads or whatever it is that they did. They're mad
at APAC for lying, when all APAC really did was shine a spotlight on
Jamal Bowman and his actual viewpoints. That's all they did. And they're mad
that the truth came out. So the excuses ridiculous, but you're about to
hear one of them. I'm like every emotion right now, so bear with
me. Jamal Bowman, one of the most progressive members of Congress, one
of the kindest people that I have met, just lost his race because APAX
spent more money on this race than anyone has ever spent in a congressional primary
ever in history. And if anyone tells you that this race was lost for
any other reason other than a multi million dollar smear campaign. They are lying
to you. Mal Bowman brought over one billion dollars for his district for climate
resiliency, infrastructure, gun violence prevention, and world that doesn't seem to matter
to the coalition of Hillary Clinton Trump back to donors and APAC spending two million
dollars a week on ads that smear Jamal Bowman and darken his skind. What
in the world darken is? What? And also what the hell is climate
resiliency? What is that? What? What does that even mean? It's
like, so taxpayer money is going towards being resilient to the weather, Like
I don't what is that? Are we getting? Like are we buying people
umbrellas? What are we doing? What is that? I'd like to know?
Like this is the kind of stuff that I need people to be accountable
for because I don't know what As a taxpayer, I don't know what that
means? What the hell is climate resiliency? And why do you bears have
to even think about paying for that, especially when we're broke we have you
know what I mean, We're like thirty something trillion dollars in debt. It's
probably higher than that. I just it's all stupid. Everybody's stupid. And
he didn't say nobody darkened his skin, nobody darkness. What an idiotic thing
to say for a smear campaign, when all they did again is just say,
hey, here's who he is, here's what he said about Jewish,
about the Jewish state US, here's why he says from the River to sea.
That's all they had to do is just say the truth about Jamal.
They hate truth, they hate it. The truth is like kryptonite to these
people. New York Times initially posted this as their headline, that Bowman falls
in a house primary overtaken by flood of pro Israel money. Oh my god,
they got heat for that, and rightly so they should. And then
they changed it to bod Vlatimer and a loss for progressive Democrats. Yoh,
God, who wrote that the first time? Just absolutely ridiculous. Rights the
person who wrote it the first time is also an anti Semite. Mm hmmm.
I mean this is that these people are shameless, completely shameless. God.
And then there was this so it says I saw an announcement that Jamal
Bowman had one renomination. Turned out it was a false alarm. Oh I
got the memes. The memes are my favorite thing about it. Great.
Dave Rubin tweeted breaking Bowman refuses to concede, cites Palestinian health Ministry, which
has him up by two hundred thousands. Oh god, it's just I just
love it. I can't get enough. I know, right, what's so?
What is he? What does he do? Now? What does he
do? I don't know. I hope he just fades into obscurity. He
won't. He won't because he's I mean, he's basically a squad man member,
right, Yeah, he's probably he's like the dude squad member. He
won't fade into obscurity because these people never do their like cockroaches, they constantly
find a way to, you know, be in the public space. So
it's like he'll run for something else, or yeah, he will, you
know, he'll be like Beato, he'll run for governor of something. Well.
Here, here he is after the vote, and he's mad as hell,
and you know, he's root it out as usual. And he's again
blaming this on Apak and not taking any accountability for the fact that he completely
alienated the entire Jewish population in his district. Here is some of what he
said should not be well adjusted to a sick society. We should be outraged.
We should be outrage. We're in a super pack of dark money,
can spend twenty million dollars prays, people end up believing something that isn't true.
We should be outrased about that. We should be outraged when unfortunately,
some soul called Democrats are aligning themselves with radical racist right wing Republicans, we
should be outraged about that. Oh my god, it's just a Republican's fault.
Racist, but you forgot the racist part. Radical racist right He's mad
about that dark money. But George Soros money give me, yeah, bring
it, Daddy Soros. Sorry, Look, the right wing is using your
tactics. That's what you get. Exactly what ever did? Bye bye,
Jose Rodriguez, Thank you, Jose says how many sous Americans does it take
to screw in a light bulb of Brazilian here's some wax money save travels Daisy
Alexandra. She says, I volunteer with Saint Vincent de Paul through my church,
and we don't even have funds anymore to help the less fortunate until the
end of next month. Most Americans can't even afford to tithe anymore. This
is the thing they can't and that's not okay. Janine Klimp, thank you,
She says. When my children were young, I fed us on thirty
five dollars a week, five of us. Yes, I cooked a lot
of rices and beans. But I can't imagine trying to feed a family in
Biden's economy. Yeah, I know, I know. I look at It's
like I look around at some of the people, like the swim parents and
stuff. Some of them have two, three, four kids, and I'm
like, I don't know how they're doing it. We've got one and things
are and it's tough. Yeah, And I'm like, I don't know how
these people do it. You guys, it's crazy. It is absolutely bananas.
Andrea Viola, thank you. She says, Americans tolerated, So who
is really to blame? I mean, we don't. We do what we
can, right, but like a whole bunch of Americans that either don't vote
and don't pay attention, or they vote so stupidly that they send us all
into utter destruction, or they think I can't do anything about it. So
I'm just gonna take it. That's like staying in an abusive marriage. It's
I just I can't stand it when people do that, and when people say
that to me. I don't like getting involved in politics. Why you're involved
because in the country, right, it affects you every day. You have
to be involved. Or then don't complain when your kids have a bad life
or your grandkids have a bad life, because politics is life. It's American
life. Mm hmm. Trucker twenty twenty two. Thank you. He says,
it's money for the climate lies. Yeah, yeah, I mean that's
exactly. It's all a huge giant lie, shady. I'm sorry, Lady
Shanna, thank you very much. Lady says it's so nice to see the
infighting in the Democratic Party, and that girl better get a new identity after
mentioning killery. Right. I know there's lots and lots of fans of Marjorie
Taylor Green, and I will give her props for this video because she also
took the opportunity to make so much fun of Jamal Bowman. Here she is.
Hi, everyone, We're at the infamous door where Jamal Bowman claims he
had to pull a fire alarm to get out. Now, these doors are
open on weekdays. Every member of Congress knows that. Everybody that works here
knows that. But on Saturdays and Sundays they are walked, and only certain
doors are open on Saturdays and Sundays. Now, come on over here,
this right, here's a fire alarm. Nowhere does it say pull the fire
alarm to open the exit door? Doesn't say that? And I think ex
middle school principles. No better? Oh good? I love it? You
love her there? I love that to be fair. I that was a
three and a half minute clip where she also walks through the entire Capitol building
and it's exhausting, and I was like, okay, i'mtgm over you.
But this piece was golden, so I did cut down quite a bit.
That was pretty great. That was pretty great. And then Dave Rubin created
this out of AOC's insane performance on that event stage over the weekend. Look
at what he made. I love it. It's just so great. But
then unfortunately AOC won her renomination, which is just I get it again with
the stupid people. I know, like why and look at the look at
the percentage. Yeah, the spread was huge. I just had all the
name recognition and get it. Yeah, her area is so stupid. They're
born and it's you know, it's a prim So let's see maybe there's enough
Republicans in the area that will finally come out and do something about her.
I don't know, but I really I hope though. I got to hope
because wow, yeah, I know, it's really really good. Okay,
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it's worth it if you need to sleep. You just want to be careful
with side effect check on those contraindications. Always I regret to inform you that
men have no idea how women's bodies work. This is like, really really
unfortunate. But you're about to hear some man men on the street being asked
by a woman. Do you know if a woman is on her period and
she wears a tampon, how does she pee? The actual question? And
you guys, these men have no idea. Oh pee with a tampon?
Man, I've always wondered this. I have no idea. Dude, does
she take it out? She takes it out? Yeah, take it out?
You hold it off to the side, or take it out or maybe
it absorbs stuff anyway, so it could do both at the same time.
You'll just pee into it. You have to take it out first, and
then they have to put in a new one. You guys got to take
it out, right, You got to pull it out every time. Jeeves
kind of go go swimming on the period. It depends on. I don't
want to do that in the ocean because of the sharks. You guys.
Oh my god, you guys know there's two holes right like you know that,
okay, But here's the great Like my husband when I back in the
day, when I would send him for female supplies. You see as stories
of like being in the aisle and they're being like a super young dude who
just looks utterly confused, and he'd be like, do you need help?
Because he was so good at like he was so experienced at buying the things
because he's had an older daughter. No, he's me and then like and
he's like, listen, I'm here to help, you know what I mean?
There should always be an old, older guy that can help the younger
men with all of these things, because there's no class, you know,
there's no class on this. I feel a little bit sorry for those guys
because they, oh my god, they're older. Though these weren't like young
guys. I mean some of them were grown as adults that should know better,
that should have you experience in that region, you know, like you
know, like they need to be pulled aside and like told by maybe an
older gentleman, this is how this works, and then let me show you,
like at least tell you this is yeah, because God bless them.
Elizabeth Boyer, thank you, She says, safe flight, Daisy, see
you both on Friday and Saturday. Very forward to it. Two more things
and then we got to go. And the first thing is because we talked
about hawk to a girl yesterday actually the day before. And then my name
yesterday was Mocktua. But somebody requested from AI like chat GPT or whatever.
Somebody said, can you please create a country song about hawk Tua? And
you, guys, I don't even like country music, and I love this
song like it's such a good song. You have to hear it. Bitter
at the bar as a shade of blue, she whispered in my ear.
Trust me, I don't what to do. She grabbed my hands with me
about the creek, and that's when the penis from the leak. She gave
me that home to or down about the creek. She stayed on. That
thing made my knees going where she finished, she just smiled and grand.
That's when a new that angel cousin, this is so like new country,
she taunted with the Shoesis it basically sounds like every new country song? And
please you play with new country and you love I love this song. I
love it softless foosh, my god good, I can't more family. This
girl has put her family to tell them out the creek. She stayed on
that thing. Oh my god, good you guys, it's so good.
You would like new country then, because they all sound every single new country
song, Am I wrong? You guys? Sounds like it all sounds like
that song, all of it, every single one, a lot of new
country, and didn't like it, so I don't know, promise you you
would like it. I do like Morgan and Ashley Crik said you would like
Morgan Wall and then I do. And I love all of his like his
collaborations with like hip hop people, I love those, I love, love
love them. So anyway, I just love that song. It's gonna be
my new ringtone, just fay I. And then lastly, before we go,
we need to show you something cute, right, because we normally do
tasks and we don't have time for tucks. But I did have one thing
that we do have time for, and that is the sound of a chipmunk
eating. It's not youdice, so listen carefully. Oh my, that's so
sweet. That's very sweetly, that's darling, very very cute. Anyway,
sorry about the short show today, you go, Yeah, you guys,
it's my fault because I hate traveling and I have to drive. And then
I have to park, and I have to shuttle, and then I have
to because I got to go to a whole different city, and then I've
got to fly, and then I've got to get well. First I've got
to get felt up by TSA. And then they're not going to even buy
me breakfast. I mean, there's it's a whole production, you guys.
Steve said you need a chipmunk. Okay, Steve, you're right, I
need a chipmunk. Let me down really quickly. I need to think.
I be hostetler. A gift. Ivy dropped off like she lives in this
town. She dropped off like prosecco and water and like the most amazing bag
of treats for you and I to enjoy while we're at the hotel together this
the rest of this week. So sweet, thank you, thank you,
thank you for that. So very yes, thank you. Yeah, especially
for the prosecco. Thank you. And and I heard that there's pickles too,
which I love me some very excited. And Jill said that they're going
the TSA is gonna love my new boobs, and you're right, they really
will. They're going to be so excited about my new boobs. They're gonna
zone in on them immediately because they're gigantic. Now, yes, you guys,
Okay, everybody, have a wonderful day, and we will see you
together tomorrow. Yes, same time. We'll be at our normal time,
so we'll see how yeah,