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this weekend I went and worked Taste of Hillcrest. You know how they do
those tastes Downtown's tasted, Oh powaway, I mean, I don't know.
Anyway, they have Tasted of Hillcrest and you buy a ticket. Basically what
you do is you buy a ticket, you get a little card, and
on the card there's all the different restaurants that you go by, and you
walk up and down University and they hand out little samples of food or samples
of drink or whatever. Yes, so my daughter over the summer worked at
a restaurant called Creme de la Crate and it's on University. The cameras moved
my big time Elvis Elvis, Elvis Elvis, and uh. I was in
there with a friend and I said, hey, the owner's really was very
good to my daughter. I said, if you ever need any help,
let me know, and he goes, you, actually, Tomorrow's Taste of
Hillcrest. I could use your help because we're handing out like samples of our
waffles, which are really delicious and in some mimosas for Taste Hillcrest. I'm
like, okay, sure, no problem. He goes, would you want
to work maybe from like eleven thirty to four thirty. I'm like absolutely.
So I get there and there is the it's set up outside. Oh did
you just mark on me? Oh my gosh, oh great, great,
say we can't go to Taco Bell now? Oh great? Anyway, yeah,
that's not that that's permanent or anything. He set up outside and there's
wait. My job was to make the waffles, to cut the waffles,
and to put them into little tiny plastic cups and hand them out. The
waffles were in the shape of a penis. Oh yeah. The waffle iron
was like one, two, three, four penises. Can you get me
one of those waffle irons? Okay? And I had to put the batter
in each one of the penises, push, put the thing down, time
it for three minutes, turn them over, and then I had to cut
them into pieces and do you know you had to circumcise them. Do you
know see? Do you know how many comments I got about like, oh,
I'm like I'm giving you the tip, Like here's the tip. Oh,
it's just the tip. Oh, that's all it matters is just the
tip. And then I'd cut off the balls and then the woman goes,
oh, give me the balls. I already have his, you know,
Oh my god. The jokes about the penises were okay, I'm helping you
next year. Not only that you had to choose from caramel chocolate or white
chocolate. Oh topping white. No, they were all waffle colored dicks.
But oh so ship uh the other one and then what's it? Carble caramel?
And then but the white chocolate was so viscous and like it looked just
like what you think would come out of a real penis. It was really
funny though, but it was a perfect Oh stop, but I don't want
to say it. So fun would be so much fun your penis, Oh
my god, that's like that. You're crazy fun and visual anyway, walking
around with like confetti in your hair. Those are the only penises I've seen
in a long time. You very much. No, I did not need
a moment. Maybe we should devote next week's podcast dating and maybe like let's
talk about it and talk me. Maybe we should get a dating expert on
what do you Yeah? No, we okay, yeah, all right,
who's a dating expert, maybe a matchmaker. Yeah, oh but those are
kind of expense. Yeah, I think we can just talk about we always
well, you know what, maybe we can. That's a good idea.
You can find a dating expert, you know. Well, I'm sure I
know tons of dating experts. I'll think of something. All right, I
might have to wear one of your wigs, but I could rustle up a
dating expert you love, oh, b one, oh, I would use
one of your voices. Miss Lee hasn't come. You know what. Miss
Lee is a dating expert. I just don't trust her advice. She's actually
very very good. I don't like hearing Miss Lee talk about like sexual things.
I don't like hearing her voice talk about anything. Actually, well,
you might just have to because she's free and you love wearing wigs. You've
got you need to admit that because you wore one last week just for the
hell of it, well, because it looked like you. And I'm kind
of obsessed with you. I know you were, I kind of you still
are. Oh moderately. Oh okay, all right now, please cue some
music for a tiny little round of random news. Please, thank you.
Can you take a super no no, no, no, there's so many
buttons here. I just I don't know I gave you. Yeah, how
did I didn't know that the crickets were going to come up. Oops,
get your hand off my butt please, it's on your upper thigh. It's
pretty much your butts back here, don't and don't touch right now? Why
there we go? Oh? Sorry? Why are you getting some flirtatious with
me? You're like weird right now? Off hornym me. You were the
one giving me Google eyes earlier. You you were like biting your lip and
yeah, talking a lot with your tongue. You were looking at me very
sexually. Well that's because I couldn't believe how you filled out that dress.
I mean anyway, I look like I sausage getting ready to pop out of
the casing and then you fill it out. Great. Okay, you want
to know who the top billionaires are. This is going to make me so
I can tell you. Okay, let's do some guessing. Nope, No,
Google are not Google, but these are celebrity. These are billionaires Z.
Celebrity Beyonce Taylor Swift, Rihanna jay Z is number five. Uh Rihanna
is not in the top ten. She's not No. Kim Kardashian, she's
number six one point seven billion. Jessica Simpson, Oh, good guess No,
Jessica Simpson, I don't think she's worth that. Who has recently become
a billionaire? Anybody? Anybody? Kylie, No, she's not on the
list. Taylor Swift, there you go said like six times you did.
I didn't. I was just not paying its own. Rihanna. There's a
tie between Rihanna and Tyler Perry. That's why I saw they're number eight one
point four billion. So I'll give you the top ten. Tiger Woods is
ten one point three. He really cows the celebrity. Yeah. Absolutely,
he's worth one point three billion. He is, I know, Tyler Perry,
Rihanna tied for eight nine seven, Peter Jackson director oh one point five
billion. Is he the one that did all the Yes? Yeah, Kim
Kardashian number six, Jay z set as number five with two point five billion,
Oprah number four two point eight, Michael Jordans three point two. Steven
Spielberg is worth four point eight billion dollars, And who tops the list then
Brian of richest who tops the list? Then yeah, yeah, if Steven
Spielberg is number two, who would be number one one director? Maybe that's
what I'm hinting at. Martin Scorsese. No good, well, yeah,
that was a good guess. Steven Spielberg, Oh stut uh, come on,
you got it's on the tip beer side. A guy that did not
Raiders the last Star Wars. Yes, George Lucas five point five billion direct
anyways, Okay, didn't he direct Star Wars? Well, he directed the
prequels, but we don't want to talk about those. He's not he's not
really director. He's more of a he's this is the creative idea or behind
Star Wars. We did not direct the original movies. He's the richest celebrity
in the world, my god, George Lucas. Okay, five point five
billion, alright, that's what Forbes says. Anyway, Well, I just
like the definition of celebrity seems a little nebulous here. Well, cool,
he's a celebrity because he's the director and they direct movies, and that's a
Hollywood thing. Okay, So here, Brian, I know you probably don't
do any of these, Eric, How many of these do you do?
Because I think I do all of these. These are signs that you're an
old person now. Oh well, gen Z loves to remind us how old
we are all the time, right old, yes, all right. So
somebody put together some a list of random things that make that you're old officially.
If you do these things. You eat toms like candy. I do.
Actually I do eat tumbs on occasion. I like you see your forty
five sometimes I need to. You've never had tongues, You've never had heartburn,
probably, but I've never eaten tombs. I don't. I don't use
them for heart burn. I use them for like an magestion. Though I've
never had a tombs. I just had to buy some recently, I know,
because somebody's older than someone I haven't used them in a while. So
you still print your boarding past just in case it I do. I love
it. I knew you. I knew you'd be that guy. Oh my
gosh, even I don't do that. Okay. You can't stand or sit
without making some sort of no every day. And I don't understand it because
it doesn't hurt when I get up. But why am I grunting? Why
for everything? Just bending over to pull something out of the fridge, I'm
like, oh, that makes no sense. Well, you've got to stop
doing that. I now at times will sit down to be because I'm too
tired to stand. That's not in on this list, but that could be.
So I just gave everybody some free AMMO. You watch the local news
every night. No, I never watched the news. Well I'm going to
actually say this counts for you because you are the one person I know that
still has cable. I do, so that would be a person who has
cable that would watch the news like regularly, like the five o'clock news.
You start conversations with strangers in public. No, I do that all the
time. But I've always done that. I do not. You leave the
plastic on things just to keep them new. No, okay, you've recently
said how do you work this dang thing? All the time, you've told
a server please give my compliments to the chef. Yes, I know you
have. And you drive by a nice and say that's a nice house all
the time. I do that too, though I don't think that's exclusive to
old people. I think think old people the what they do is they just
say, oh, look, that sign says stop, We're going to stop
now. Like they point out everything and they read everything and they say it
out loud. Oh, look at that. Now, the Church of the
Holy Spirit is having a picnic. Okay, as you're driving by. As
you get older, you will also talk to yourself out loud. Oh my
gosh, I talked to myself. I talked to the dog. Yeah,
it's bad. A study found that a pat on the back really does help.
Thank you. Just tell me I'm doing a good job. You're doing
a wonderful job. You're doing all right. Not only are you beautiful,
but you're talented. Just pat me on the back. Okay. So they
studied basketball players and they said that they when they made a free throw and
they the other players would pat them on the back, they would most likely
make the other free throw. They did like a huge study and said that
that actually works. It's like encouragement, and so it is a study anyway.
That all right, fine, whatever that was, Okay, now onto
the real stuff. Get your pads of paper and your pens, get your
Maxi pads out. Cuse some other music so we can make this exciting and
not the crickets. I keep doing that. Not the crickets play the wild
card music or something. Thank you, Okay, we're playing what's your Price?
Okay, the game where I give scenarios and you have to write down.
We all have to write down what is the lowest amount we would do
that thing for. Here we go, Oh boy, what's your price?
Enthusiastically congratulate a woman who isn't actually pregnant. Okay, go It would take
a thousand dollars for me to do that, because that's awfully rude. It
is somebody right after eight months after I had Charlie, somebody asked me,
oh, or said, congratulations, you're you're expecting. I'm like, no,
I actually just had a kid eight months ago. I do it.
You would be honest, I would thought that exact thing. Okay, what's
your price? Tickle the person in front of you at the grocery store.
Oh, tickle? I hate tickling. By the way, tickling is like
torture. Oh I see, it's like no, I never like to be
tickled. Okay, tickle a stranger at the grocery store. Let's seem okay,
I'm going two grand, I'm doing fifteen hundred. I'm in the three
three thousand. Relistically, lord, do it for like one hundred. I
mean at this point with all my card trouble. All right, what's your
price to have extremely bad breath for one year? Oh? One full year?
Just you are the guy or the girl with bad breath for one whole
year? What's your price? I'm going fifteen grand? I'm going one hundred
thousand. Oh wha, what did you play a million? There's nothing more
like oh, especial relationship. Oh oh helotosis. That sucks, that really
sucks. Oh my god. One time when I was married, we had
a friend and who had really, really really bad breath, and we made
the decision as a couple to tell him about it because we wanted to help
him. And it was like the worst thing I think I've ever tell.
It was horrible. I don't ever do that. It was just not I
don't really remember the words so long ago. All I remember is driving away
from his house and feeling, do you like cry? He was like mad
or he was caught off guard for sure, Like no, he didn't say
he wasn't nothing like that. He was kind of nice about it, but
like also in a like what the hell just happened sort of way, and
it made me feel uncomfortable. It was the most awkward thing ever is just
don't do it. I had an old coworker that had a thyroid problem and
everybody picked me to tell her that she had horrible bo oh no, it
was the worst. What did she say to you? She was I think
she wound up quitting before two and I was like, people were being really
mean. They were leaving like sticks of deodorant in her office and stuff.
It was awful. And so they were like, well, you trained her,
you tell her, how did you? Okay, I'm her. I
don't remember, Well, okay, do it now? Like now, what
would you say? I'm her? I was like, hey, I just
need to talk to you about something, and it was super sensitive. Oh
what what did I do? You? Stinko was a manager at Chickle.
I think I should do it twice at the same person. That was awful,
And I said, saying up for our employee hand, but we have
certain grooming standards and I've just had will come up to me and like,
you know, tell me that that's it and that's what I had to do.
And because I talked to hr about it and that's what I had to
do. And she's like, well, that's when she told me. She
had a tight road problem, and I was like, I'm so sorry,
Like it's I was like, we can move your office outside. It's awful
no matter what it issh Oh my god. I don't know if I gave
you guys this one before, but it is, what's your price caddle up
with only the never before washed hotel comfort for the night. That's what your
blanket and your sheet is. Is that comforter from the hotel? Don't you
throw that be washed before never? Okay, So you're just saying, what's
my price to go to a hotel? No, to cuddle up with a
hotel comforter? Okay, which is what I normally do with the hotel.
Okay, No, no, no, no, no, no no no
no. Don't you well you probably go to nice hotels. Yeah, I've
been to some hotels that are like, you know, they have that horrible
bed spread or whatever that you know, they never wash. They just put
it on there, but they change the sheet Cuba hares on it and probably
blood. Yeah, if you took like the black legs, it's my price.
I pay probably like one hundred and fifty bucks a nice to do it?
So but no, I always throw that thing off first, and I
never use the blanket. I just sleep with the sheets and the blanket that's
in between the two sheets. All right, whatever you guys. I'll just
say free because I could stay in the hotel for free two million. Are
you saying you've never stayed in the hotel? Then no, I would never
sleep. I never would sleep at the comforter. Then what do you use
the blanket? The blanket that's in between, like there's a sheet and they
put the blanket and they put like a sheet on top. Sometimes you throw
are there are there bed bugs? No? We did the bed bug thing
less? No bad bags? But what's your price? Like? Are free?
Okay? No? Terrible as the hotel? No, it's not terrible.
It's a medium. It's a medium hotel. So a fleabag, not
a flea bag, no fleas. It's just you just you just cannot be
shared based on the price. You just have not the rits in Paris.
And it's not like Motel six. It's like it's fine, you do not
touch the comforter. Whatever, okay, anyway, what's your price? Be
a contestant on Naked and Afraid. Oh god, oh I think we did
this one? Did we do this one because okay, well I'm going to
say, yeah, okay, I'm going big on this one. Oh you
went big two. I want two hundred thousand dollars. I only went one
hundred thousand. Eric went five hundred thousand dollars. And it's not the case
being naked. It's the bug bites. I do not want a bug bite
on my butthole. I did not realistic with one hundred thousand, I probably
do it. How wait, how long do you think they filmed for?
Well, I think it's like at least four days, five days, four
days for one hundred grand. I could do that. But you but the
elements. It's just the elements and one hundred grand. Have you watched that
show? I have only seen it once. The bug bites are so intense.
You get one hundred thousands, Brian and I would have more appendages that
would get bit. True, you have less appendages. We have inside things
that get bit Oh you think you're side. You're saying bugs are going to
climb up inside. That's what happens on naked and afraid. I swear to
god, yes, oh my god. There was this one woman. She
was absolutely one miserable. She quit, she tapped out, because she had
bug bites all inside your thighs and up into her bad. I don't know,
I don't know. You didn't need to say that. I would say
that under the vaheen. Oh did you get my message the other day about
what that? I was on the corner of Old Lady Road and dry the
heen drive. Stop talking about that. Stop talking about my vagina period?
Well, I was on that road and I thought of you period. Thank
you speaking of it. Yeah, I was all driving. Oh my god,
Laura, I gotta call you. Period. Were tumble weeds on the
side of the road. I thought you might have rolled through down enough.
What's your price to only wear shirts that expose your belly button for one year?
No, you know what, let's do a month. For one full
month, wherever you go, you have to wear a shirt that exposes your
belly button. Mmm. Okay, okay, I'm going three thousand. What
I hate my belly buttons so much? I hate it. I'm I'm okay.
Well, I'm doing five hundred dollars. I got clients and stuff.
I can't wear a misery Wait, I can't wear a jacket over it?
Oh? Then, like I I wore one of those shirts on the show.
Remember that Madonna te shirt. Yeah, I rocked that thing. I
rocked that thing. All right, here's something now, I this is a
this is pretty harsh. What's your price? Leave your soon to be spouse
at the altar? Oh? What's your price? Oh my god, Oh
my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Wow, oh wow. Okay, I got it me too. This was
easy. I know Brian's probably like eight hundred billion. Nope, I said
one million. I said one million, one million. That's it. I
put infinite. Oh oh, that was sweet. Guys out here putting you
put only a million. There are people with a million dollars. That's a
game show amount of money. I know. I'm saying, you cast yourself
on Survivor. They're like, okay, Survivor, And I'm like, here,
instay, have you do all this? You just have to leave your
spouse at the altar? And you're like, okay, yeah, sure,
but then we can really then we can have with a billion, we could
have the wedding we really wanted. I said, what I mean, if
I can just if I could be like I leave them like like, by
the way, I'm doing this a billion? Yeah, exactly. Yeah,
that's why I do that for sure. That like fifty grand Oh my god,
Okay, what's your price to get branded on the butt by a hot
iron with your initials? Okay, hold on anywhere other than the I think
brands are kind of cool, but the butt's not. But it has to
be on your butt and it's your initials branded with a hot iron. Nope,
Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god. That would
hurt. Oh wow, that would hurt. Okay, I'm okay, okay,
okay. If I'm being realistic, would you say, Eric one one
million, one trillion, one trillion. I would never in a million.
I won't even get a tattoo, Brian, I bet all the hip Gake
kids are doing it anyways too. That seems like a very like up and
up like thing. It should be. Yeah, I said twenty five grand
Oh my god. First I put fifteen. Then I said twenty five.
It's just like a tattoo that's less noticeable and it hurts a lot more hurts
hell, I said thousand. Yea, if someone if someone offered me like
like dead serious, if someone likes messaged me and says like give you twenty
five grand to get an ass brand, I'll do it, you tour,
No, I would do it. I think you would be so you would
hate yourself for doing I don't think so. It's not that big a deal.
Tell my butt, no one's gonna see it, all right, what's
your price? Then initiate a food fight at a five star restaurant and they
know it's you who initiated it. Five okay, So I'm trying to think
of Okay, so is mister a that's like the okay, let me think
you know what, let's see m okay. Eric says, is that one
hundred and fifty thousand, seven hundred and fifty thousand, Brian, real quick,
before I show mine, I just you know what happens. It wouldn't
be a food fight. You would just pick up food, yell food fight
and throw it at someone and everyone would stare at you. So it wouldn't
be a food fight anyways. I said eighty thousand, I said ten thousand,
ten thousand. That's really cheap. I know, I know, I
just all I can say it. I'm sorry. I'll just say yeah and
not or what about this? What's your price? To loudly whistle for your
waiters attention at the super fancy five star rest, Like I wish I could
do that. That makes you seem richer because you're an asshole. Oh my
god, I would never do that, Like, get over your god,
I can't whistle. I wish I could whistle, you know what? I
would do that? Okay, how much? I do it for fifteen hundred
and actually I do it for like thirty five hundred, but I give it
like a five hundred dollars tip or something good. Point Eric, I feel
like you're lying. I feel like it's not that high. I feel like
if I feel like if someone came at you with something lower than seventy five,
you would do it seventy four. He's lying, Okay, what's your
price? And I don't think we've done this one before, but this isn't
intense to me. Erase all the pictures you've ever taken, no, wait,
like off your phone, erased them from if I have eraseferents, destroy
erase, set on fire, they're gone. All the pictures you've ever taken
in your whole life are gone. Because I have all the pictures of me
and my mom and my dad and stuff. So I would never Oh,
oh you copied, Brian, I did. That's not in the coach of
all. I said one billion, but I'd hate myself. I'd i'd be
a billionaire, but I still hate myself. Ten million, ten million?
Really? Yeah, well you have, Well, we have a whole lot
more pictures than you do at this age. What your price? Be A
foot shorter? So you're how tall? You are? Five eleven and a
half So you before eleven? Oh no? A foot? Oh no,
no, no, no? What's your price? Oh my god? So,
oh my yeah, you'd be like three fe years. No, I'm
five to nine, would be four nine? Okay, oh my god,
you are. I'm going five hundred thousand. And here's why it's okay for
a woman to be short. I've always wanted to be petite. You No,
I am not. I've always wanted to be like a little like just
a little little girl. And if I was four eleven, they just called
me kickstamp. Yeah for me as like I'm six feet. If I was
five feet, I need at least five Like that's for a life too,
I need at least five million. All right, what's your price? Clog
the toilet every time? You poop outside of your home. Okay, well,
so how much money would Eric pay to stay? Eric? No?
Eric one taller? Wait so you like want that? So you you wouldn't?
You don't have a problem at like, for instance, being at Mysteries
clogging the toilet at Mysteries on my house? Oh my god, I already
did it at tj oh you ran for the hills. Yeah, it doesn't
mean I have to stick around. But you didn't finish dinner yet. You
have to pay for dinner, all right, I'm saying well, I'm saying
they have more than one hole there. I'm saying a million, because this
is also one of those for life things. So I need a good chunk
of change to get me through life. I'm going five hundred thousand, even
though you know, okay, amateurs, this is really embarrassing. You know,
I clog the toilet all the time, and I don't know why.
I really don't know why. I can tell you probably why. This is
why I don't want her to come to my house. Your toilet can handle
anything, apparently. Well, okay, when I talked to you today,
I was pooping. Yes, he called me while he was pooping. Okay,
so at work. You know, at at companies, they have those
industrial sucks toilets. Right I clogged one of those? Yeah, I it
did not. It sucks. Get the rulers just so you can start getting
reference on I just but they're not though, Like, they're not giant.
I'm not like, I'm not like pooping a loaf of bread. It literally
is like you're trying to jam up loaf of bread into a thimble. God
anyway, Okay, no, what you eat? I know what your answer
is going to be, but I want you to really just think about this.
Think about it. Okay, what's your price to eat a giant spider
web? Oh not with a spider in it. Just eat a spider web,
a giant one that you see. We're a pretty one, you know,
one of those little beautiful ones. Crumple it up and eat it and
there's no spider eggs or carcasses or anything in there. I don't know.
I don't know about that. This is easy, how much. See I'm
close. I did a thousand. It's when you crumple up a spider web,
it becomes infinitesimally small, exactly. It's it's like eating like a flake
of dust. It's pretty low for him. I know that shocks me.
All right, what's your price to get shot in the chest with a taser
gun? Oh? Hell no, Now I don't know. It sure looks
like it hurts. So I will tell you this. Somebody that I know
was in the police academy and they have to get tasered. Yeah, and
you literally shit yourself. You can yeah, yeah, or pee. Yeah,
it's that much voltage going. I don't think that's a normal occurrence usually,
it's just it's very painful. Also used to lose control of your Like
you're how long does it last? Like? How long? How long does
the tasing? I mean like it it's a little in the academy. Well,
it's however long they're holding down the trigger on those? Yeah. So,
but like the anything to do five seconds? Now, have you seen
those? Have you seen those shows where people are so high that the tasers
don't even affect them. Oh that happened that. I put two I put
one million for two grands. It's oh, it'll be over soon. Okay,
you know what I'm going? Five thousand. I didn't even write it
down. I want five thousand. What's your price? Eat a whole raw
onion. Oh in one sitting, I'm going okay. Yeah, I feel
like you guys are a little low on Oh No, I love onions.
I can eat them like an apple. I love onions too, but hard
to eat raw, quantity, purple, or it doesn't matter white. I
love onion. It doesn't even matter. I love Oh. Yeah, it's
good you guys. We need to go to in and Out because I need
to get the onion. Can you get onions on your grilled cheese? Yeah?
Like they put that thing thick of thick onions. Oh yes. Like
if I'm making food and I'm chopping onions and there's a couple left on the
cutting board, I just pop in my mile like a tick tap agree.
Okay, Yeah. What's your price to perform a strip tease full on down
to your birthday suit in front of everyone here? Wait, that's not a
tease? Then that's just a strip show. Mm hmmm, well then just
strip in front of all of us, in front of okay, but you
dance, Yes, that's what the teas part is. You're doing. You're
performing a show, a strip tease, and then you take it all off.
So you want me to scar brand for life? Yes, Well,
what's your price? Your boy? You're gonna scar your boy for life?
What is that gonna what is that gonna cost? What's that worth to you?
Oh? My god? Can you imagine me doing it to you guys?
Oh, that would be amazing. Eric would like you we're talking about.
I have my answer, you know what? Okay, what's your answer?
Ten dollars one hundred and fifty. That's only one hundred and fifty.
I feel like we know each other so much. So you're saying right now,
I could buy you to do a strip show for one hundred and fifty
bucks. Yeah, that's how easy it would be if I give you one
hundred bucks fifty bucks right now, and you would do it in front of
you, yeah, full on naked. Yeah, for one hundred fifty bucks.
Oh, think about it. I'll give you three hundred. Now we're
within the realm of possibility. I got one hundred ffty bucks. I give
you a hundred ffty bucks right now, saying you would do that, and
I'd still have to do the dance. Yeah, you gotta do the dance
everything naked. I'm calling bull on this. Hold on, if you think
she's gonna change her if you think you'd do it, that's fine. Fifteen
hundred. I bet you do it for less than Actually I think, wouldn't
you just really thinking about one hundred and fifty dollars until until yeah, until
producer Brian's actually had it in his function said here it is okay, so
mine real quick is infinity to the power of ten. I'm not getting naked
from you losing. Oh my god, wow, Brian calm, Oh what
the Laura? What are you pushing for? Here? He has Well,
Eric, your price is probably not that high, I said, ten dollars.
Yeah, ten dollars. I mean, like, I see, I
believe I could buy Eric right now. Now listen, Brian, there is
a price. There is a price Brian would take, not for my pride.
I know you already worked the corners on Saturdays and Sunday, so I
know one hundred fifty bucks. We'll get a lapf at my house unannounced,
and I'm naked, so I ain't doing that. What's your price to suck
fresh milk directly from the utter of a cow? M I'm I'm going two
hundred bucks, I said. FI Okay, it's kind of weird, but
like it's not that weird, So there are fifty all right, all right,
finally, what's your price? Smuggle drugs from another country? Oh to
another country? Not here? Not here? Necessarily from one country to another
one be successful. We don't know, you're just smart. No, actually
no, this is just agreeing to smuggle drugs from one country to another via
airplane. Well wait, via airplane, via the air I wouldn't do it.
Then that sounds way risk. Well what's your price, infinity sign?
I would just do it for doing like a border crossing. That's different.
No, I wish countries because that also makes a difference. It doesn't just
think about the worst, think about like like Columbia to that's my answer.
A wait, okay, wait Columbia anywhere I do for like much less,
because that's not that difficult. I'm really thinking about this because what if somebody
said to me, what if somebody asked me to be a drug mule?
But would my price be? Then what if you get caught? Then you
spend the whole rest of your life in a pokey in a Colombian jail.
Yeah, I'm saying tw fifty thousand, but you're just like raped and you
have to shit in a hole in the ground. Jesus. All right,
I'm saying two fifty k. But I get to choose the country and the
way we smoke them. Well, no, that's not the way this game
works. No, I'm saying one million. Okay, all right, you
guys, I'm hungry. And also we need to talk about May twenty fourth,
which is my birthday, and it's also Brian's to your anniversary. I
think to your Anniversary should come before your birthday. It actually does come before
my birthday. Oh, we should stop announcing your birthday first. Well,
it just so happens on my birthdays on a Friday, which is like my
favorite day. Now I see, Now this is when I know the show
has come to an end. This is the quintessential sign that Eric is ready
to You don't get to make fun of him because you just said you would
strip in front of me for one hundred fifty bucks. So okay, anyway,
we're hoping to have we are going to have a party. We're hoping
to have it at Kwan. It'll be fun. May twenty fourth for the
celebrations. And thank you so much for watching listening. Love your podcast.
I love your podcast. Oh, I love you. I think that works.
Love your podcast. There you go, Love you my sweet babies.
Bye, thank you,