This is the downbeat on nice. Let's go Danny your hare Ben and skin
Shoe at the Hub in Addison featuring Little Christina. Yeah, Christina and Stein
and mid Mister Mid. Can I leert you a scam alert? Yes,
only because I just so. It's major season Players is on. So I'm
in all these pools, you know, And I had a Venmo some people
and I just in the last three minutes got five emails from Venmo with different
names requesting money. Right, so this is a request they can't hurt me.
And the message in the money it says Martin Miller requests ninety nine tone
and the message says, your payment is now processing. If you do not
make this transaction, call customer service. There's a phone number, so they
think I'm gonna call that number. No, don't do it. I'm not
gonna do it. But I just got four in a row. Why is
everything? Yeah, unregulated internet, I'll do that to you. There might
do so. I don't know. I was bitching about the regulations of the
Internet earlier, and maybe an unregulated internet would help with some of the scams.
I don't know, I truly don't. That's a deeper topic for sure,
just ignore everything and then it kind of goes away. Don't click on
anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Man. The talkbacks have
been tremendous today. I have so many. We'll do that in a second.
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get you out to Ben and Skin and Christina and Steve out at the Hub
in Addison. Well could do birthdays. I do want to play two more
of our downbeat parts of gold songs, if you guys don't mind. This
song is about kind of we're going to parade tomorrow, and it's a true
story about the time I went to the parade with a buddy of mine named
Jack. So, you know, amazing my old buddy Jack. He called
me up. I haven't seen him since two thousand and eight. He said,
let's catch up bed, have some drinks. We can meet down by
the parade. I said, is that's such a good idea since you just
got out of AA. He said, it's all good. I've learned so
much and it's gonna be a great day. So we took some shots,
said we had some beers and went down to the blood party. Jack looked
at me with his bloodshot eyes and he said, I'm just getting started.
And I said, hey Jack, you lit hey Jack, You lit hey
Jack. He Jack you let so as the drink support of the crowd grows
more. I couldn't find my college buddy, so I went to Pete and
I opened the door and he was in a poort a potty, but he
wasn't a moan. It was a sight to behold. Jack was in a
crowded orgy. He was honking boobs, he was grabbing goobs, ramming a
tiny man named Georgie. And I said, hey Jack, you lit,
Hey Jack, you litch me Jack, you litten hey Jack, you lit
strange song. It's a weird one, true though true, it's part even
the little man named Georgie was that. That wasn't part of it the whole
story? You an sorry? I know, right? Yeah? You another
real story. So a friend of mine came into town, old Air Force
buddy of mine, and he brought a girlfriend with him. She's kind of
hot. And I picked him up and I'm like, cool, you happen
to be here the same day at the same panty day party. We'll go
party. And they came with us and we all got absolutely you know whatever.
Yeah, of course, And at some point his the girl that was
with him went to the porter partty with another girl that I know, and
those two girls went at it in a porta potty and a third person to
be not named. No it's not me, don't point at me. I
prom okay, No, I mean, it's not me. Trust me,
it's not that I'm not winking. It's not me. He went in the
party next to him and apparently knocked one out by himself. What that was
the closest he could get to Kathy Ireland on that Saint Patrick's day. So
listening to the activities and the porta potty next to him was enough inspiration for
him to be able to fight through the the jamison and and then knocking at
the were in line. Wow. Yeah, and he's in there just cranking
rug couldn't hold the urge. He just could not. But it wasn't me.
Okay, okay, But that's I believe the base of the story of
a Jack. Hey Jack Eula you lit. I wanted this one too,
because this one's all he said to me a little bit while I was testing
out some of this music, I was like, it feels like kind of
a NASCAR feel, but it is a new dance. The brad Shamrock Yes,
this was a smart trump song. I like this is free whine and
Talladega is a Yeah, there's a brand new dance taking over the world about
a man who followed his dream. You might know him because he is the
voice of America's team. Do the sham Rock. Do the sham rock the
Brad sham Rock, not Ken sham Rock. Do the sham rock. Not
the Chris Rock, not the Kid Rock, not between the Rock Johnson,
not the yacht Rock, not the Lobster Rock. It's the sham Rock.
He's the voice of America's team. The smattering, know, yeah, tepid
smattering, you know, so ridiculous when he hits some Brad and shams like
what, I didn't even put it together. I got it? Did you
get it? When he said shamrock. He's the voice of America's team.
So I was already thinking it he said the Shamrock. I was thinking that,
like the PA guy, who's who does p at at Aten? And
is it JFK. That's awesome. Yeah, they're funny that go get those
down. What's the next one going to be? Can we just wait till
Halloween or do we have to be some fourth of July The Singing fire Firecracker.
Someone said I can't wait to the Singing Chocolate Bunny. And I'm like,
Easter like a week away, literally two weeks away. We're not doing
that. We need two weeks away. We need to put it on pause.
We're not doing the Singing World Series ring opening day, and honestly,
I think we might have pissed off enough certain groups of people with our church
fails. I shudder to think what our content would be for the Singing Eastern.
Yeah, let's not even do that. I think July fourth will probably
be next. God, let's have a blasphemy free month. Yeah, yeah,
all right, the Singing Firecracker, just singing Roman Candle or something.
Birthday's a little Dicky's thirty six, all right? Two forty nine's today?
Eva Longoria and will I am huh? I mean okay? From Black Eyed
Peas, Mark Hoppis of Blue one fifty two, Cancer Survivor, all right,
Mark McGrath fifty six and Sugar Ray irrationally slandered by a good portion.
Yeah, you support Sugar Ray. I absolutely support Sugar Ray. He might
look like a doucheback and I don't know if he's a good guy or not,
but Sugar Ray is just methodical pop music. There you go, so
innocent. Now. What I do think sucks is Brett Michaels, who's sixty
one. I think there's no a lot worse than poisons poison fans my version
of Home Sweet Home. That didn't change your mind. That's different. That's
Motley Crue. Maybe every rose has its thorn. I think you got the
two metal ballads confused. Every Oh my God, because every You're still in
the night? Is that it? Because every bad boy has a soft side,
Every rose has its thorns. Such a poet Brett Terrible. The Evanstone
of Models, Round Yourself Fabio is sixty five, The Slander Evanstone. Evanstone
didn't get hit in the face with a goose on a roller coach. Getting
hit in the face with other things, Yeah, got hit in the face
with a bunch of hot dogs the goose DC night or sixty nine. What
a day for rock boy fly Stone eighty one. I cannot believe his own
Slyestone is still with us after everything that dude probably put into his body for
the better part of forty years. There's a book about him that's out that
I want to read. I want to as well. I love Slyestone.
That is nasty music, just nasty. I have so many talk packs,
dude, so many. Let's get it going, Red Button. iHeartRadio app
HI. This is Kevin Costner, despite the fact that I had to drive
to Oklahoma this morning to crank a little rod to Kathy Iron one. I
hear there's a Kevin bracket going on from ten to noon, and I'm up
against some little piss ant named Kevin Turner. He better not win or else
city's going to the train station. Yeah. I was a twelve in that
bracket, Costner a one. I think I'm at least a clear nine.
Did you Did you beat him? I voted for you. It's still on.
I think it's finishing up to We'll get more details from skin and nine
twitter account. Nine saw them twittering that, yeah, it really is the
only place. I got to googling thinking about Danny's live golf song yesterday afternoon,
and it reminded me of when the station first started October twenty twenty two.
In the afternoon, Soroid did some intro songs that I kind of remember.
He was listening off some off supplies, but that song reminded me of
those. I'm going to make a request that you doest some of those back
off and replay some of them. They're pretty damn funny. So I've got
an idea to bring I do a little segment maybe next week, maybe in
the near future. Downbeat Request Live. So there's any bits that you know
of you want me to find real quick, I'll see if I can find
him on the fly. If you want us to play a song, we'll
do it. To drop a topic and us to discuss it, we will.
Okay, it's basically Downbeat Request Live and I'll see if I can.
If I can't find it, don't find that. Don't find those. Those
are the original fun Drive opens before we had a pro on board. Oh
okay, okay, before you were around you and groups did those. Yeah
they are really bad. Yeah, maybe catchy, but something please no.
Hey, boys, last night, when we were putting almost early to bed,
me and the wife chucked him in, thought it would be a good
idea to singing with a little song. Apparently, crank a little rod to
Kathy Ireland was not a good choice. I don't think I've ever seen my
wife more disappointed and ashamed of me, and man, that says a lot
because she has sex with me. Anyways, boys, we're twenty two days
away from WrestleMania that showcase the Immortals. Mike, I love your fin Bond's
happy weekend voice, Brody tired, Brody, He's sounded tired and like kind
of giddy, like he was laughing, Yeah, half laughing to get through
the first half of the talkback. Sounds like you didn't even want to do
the bit anymore. Frank's a little rod to Kathy Ireland. Isn't a suggested
lullaby for your baby? Yeah? I like it? His wife being the
most disappointed with him. Yeah. And he's watched a pay per view a
dressed a Hoovitude Guerrero. I mean, what does that mean? I don't
know what that makes. Some jokes just for him, Hoovitude Guerrero at obscure
wrestler I could think of at the very at the moment, my god.
Okay, pinch p i h pin p i n is pronounced pin right at
h it becomes pinch. It's not pinch peen p e e n. That's
something totally different. Kevin, all right, and uh maybe so Roy and
Danny. You can have a talk with Kevin all right about what pene is.
And I doesn't want to say peach. I think Kevin's old enough now
for you guys to have a talk with him. All right. We tried,
We did try. We tried yesterday. But you know what, Kevin
gonna Kevin. We tried it. We talked to him after every show,
but to no avail. Say the word. I'm not going to change,
not be me, I'm me, You be the word. Peach, peach,
peach. I'm a great, big pot of gold. At least that's
what you thought. Roll up your sleeves and take your arms and reach into
my pot. No gold, no gold, jaws grown beef, no gold,
no gold jaws grown bee. That is exceptional, absolute, because you're
not a pot of gold, You're a pot of ground beef. Hop on
top of the podium, my friends, never going so far, No,
he ain't going nowhere. There is no gold. It was a well put
together song, jumped over Brody y. Brody's been up there. Plenty of
time for stapping is up there plenty, Brody, you'll be the first to
tell you that wasn't his best ever. Yeah, me calling from the pond,
wishing y'all are happy Croc Friday. I hope y'all are rocking your crocs.
Ah. Anyways, just sitting here at the surface listening to this fisherman's
radio he's rocking the freak. Hell yeah, bro, anyways, I'm fixing
me go bite his hand before he catches my fish. Y'all enjoy the day,
Bye bye, now love you. Everybody get clubbed on the head by
a wife. Okay, that is not a top ground beef guy. It's
the ice scream man in for breed and no inforation. It's rabber double scream.
I was literally singing that last night in the Kroger freezer isle. How
do you remember that? He got all the nuance right, even scream with
new expre It's roll ball dream eating ice cream. That's eating ice cream wonderful.
It's the axe falls in fifteen minutes. That might be the best thing
that's happened on tradio. The Robert Deval ice cream song. I don't yes,
yes, no, are you even sang it in the with a smack
of his voice, mint it. I know you did those feeling I know
feeling that song crazy Like it's me at six pm saying hey, Danny,
I need this like I need something. You guys, gotcha, Kevin?
Then we text him. He thinks, what's what song do I need to
do for these idiots? Lyrics by Kevin. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Twenty four hours now, I'm miss tired, called in to say boss as
a liar. I guess I'm just gonna look at this magazine cranking Rod all
day, Crinkle Rod to Casey Yarn, crinkle Row to Kathy Are and God,
I love that freaking song. We all do, dude. I woke
up singing it. I walked into the office singing it. And when Mikey
entered that and I were in unison a little runt they did serenade me upon
entry to that. I appreciate that. Four quickies here, scuttle but scuttle,
scuttle, scuttle but scuttle but okay, okay. You can tell the
difference between an alligator and the crocodile just by paid attention to whether it's easier,
Peter or in a while what I missed a lot of those words.
You can tell the difference because if it says see you later or after a
while, you call on, where we go on? You go on,
go on about the Hey Danny, we're still gonna do kung fu in your
garage this weekend. Get a couple of duck ladies and maybe some molasses.
Okayy see, that's that's a guy. Yeah, we'll get some sticky too,
get the new room, a new room, theater massage. Let's go
live to Addison, Texas at the Hub Sports Bar and Grill, where we're
joined by Jeff skin Wade of the Ben and Skinchow. Hello, Joke and
Wade. Oh my god, what an honor to be on Oh there,
I am running into the microphone. What an honor to be on with the
greatest morning show of all time when it comes to creating Saint Patti's Day song.
Okay, big qualifier there came in. But debate me and tell me
I'm wrong. Where are you guys at and what is on the show?
Okay, I'm really stoked because I wasn't exactly sure what this place was like.
I'd never been here. It's not far from the station. It's at
Beltline in Midway. It's called the Hub, and you walk in in it,
you know you're going, Okay, this is a sports bar. But
they have a really unique setup and that they have an adjacent bar called Ron's
Place. I s you know. This side that we're on is the sports
bar Vibe and a great selection of beer and food, and all that,
and it's also the kind of place that freak Jesus wants to spend a month
straight because it is a smoking facility. Whoa. Then if you go next
door to Ron's Place, it's a little higher tone. It's non smoking.
They have an extraordinary selection of whiskey, Like, if you're a whiskey guy
and you don't know about Ron's Place, you're gonna lose your mind. And
then on top of that, they have a great selection of craft beer.
And to make it even weirder, the bartender is Tanner Elfinbind WHOA what I
swear to Mark's sun It's Mark's son, and uh it's it's it's This is
going to be a really, really fun day. I'm I'm about as excited
for this freaking the weekend as any we've had. I did not know this
was going to be this much fun. And on top of all of that,
if you get your ass here between ten and six o'clock, we are
giving away MAVs Pistons tickets the final home game of the year. It's a
Friday night, and that game, I'm just gonna go on record right now
is saying it absolutely has playoff seating implications and so these are these are lower
bowl seats. This is going to be an awesome day, and I would
encourage any and all members of the Downbeat to get their ass up here and
hang with us if they have the chance. It's gonna be a special day.
Get the golf on the TV for me. Okay, it's the players
I'm hold on. I'm counting TV's with golf three, four, five,
six, six TVs that are gigantic with golf on it right now, bitch,
I'm headed out there as soon as I upload the podcast. I'm gonna
go grab the kid. We gotta stop by the store and pick up some
toddler camels and we'll head your way. Yeah, I would love. I
want to see Malki dancing like that kid, like that grown man that looks
like kurbe Belich has and those Indian videos doing a little dance for Ben and
smoking his tiny smoking man. My god, that is my favorite video ever.
And Malcolm has similar hair to that man. Stupid he does know so
dumb you all have fun? That sounds like fun. Wait you said,
y'all, Danny, you just promised me in appearance with your kid. Yep.
Well we're getting out of here. Uh so your show starts on time.
All right, there, you guys, put it in your mouth as
I'll see you later. Jeff skin Wade, known for as many Kyrie Irving
interviews, Ben skin Christina, Ski, Steve and Skeeve, along with the
Speakeasy two to six All day Freaking the Weekend continues at the Hub off Beltline
in Addison. Make sure you get out to the Hub and enjoy the day.
For JJ, for Mike, for Danny, I'm Kevin, and Danny's
gonna send us home with his signature phrase, We'll see you Monday morning at
six am. Happy Saint Patrick's everybody in honor of our great nation. Crank
a lettle rod Jack, Katy Irelen, crank a letter rod Jack, Kathy
Ireley creak let at the Island. Tell McPherson who