Who's there? Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, dude so good I
had to do it a second tracking becausen't time to get where. It's about
to get weird. You're preparing for him to get weird. Things are gonna
get weird. It's getting weird. I'm gonna get real weird. That's getting
weird. Let's get where? Where? Get where? Are you ready to
get weird with Hoodie and Eric? I'm ready listening because I listening to the
hundred and funniest episode of Let's Get a Weird one forty that I waited that
probably when I was like ten years old. One did die wait one forty
one memory, I don't remember what one forty looked like, Big nay,
and twelve happened? Can I tell you it was great? Going to my
doctor? By the way, this is Eric and that I'm Hoodie. And
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like the Power Rangers. I like multron Utron. He also grew up with
Power Rangers. Bitch, No, not really. I actually ed in high
school when the Power Rangers came out. I was a fresh eighth grades freshman
year hreeze, when we say mighty morphin came out? WHOA. I graduated
high school in two thousand, so that's six middle school, middle school,
yeah schools. Yeah, so yeah. No, I had a beeper back
then. But we could bind forces to give you the weird stories from our
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So I went to the doctor yesterday for a physical. I hadn't gone
in two years. And it was great because, um, he was funny.
He's a funny doctor and I appreciate him. And then they took a
lot of blood out of me, which was great too. And I got
some of the reports back here. They don't know what an even means.
H And the stuff that's is high, so that's dangerous. But my my
cholesterol level is low. So yeah, you're eating not as much salt.
That's good. I hate salt in my foodn't like a parent and salt.
But like, like that pretzel we had on Friday that was probably salty as
hell, you know, like, oh oh my god, that pretzel soft
I was delicious. I was not saying like it's salty, but it's probably
got a lot of salted crushed it. Love that. I was hungry though,
I was like, I'm gonna eating this. Yeah, Friday was a
Friday night. We went out. We brought more because it was her birthday.
It was a lot of fun. We went to Health the Moon at
the Soft House in the public and then I ended up at going to Echo
stage and twelve and continued and we went home and slept. I should have
gone home when you guys went home smart, but whatever, kept kept it
going, kept it going. But it was a lot of fun. I
was great to hang out with you and more. I love hanging out you
too. And she loved and hates it, but she really loves it.
She's stuck in between us. It's so great because we just messed around here,
craig Is, We're at Health the Moon. She was in the middle
of us at the table and she wanted to move and you could be like,
no, it's okay, fine, and just kept touching each other around
here. So great. She loves us. But yeah, it was a
good time. And that pretz, my pretzel, my god, two pounds.
That was good, wasn't it. It was like a bluemn onion,
but a pretzel if you've never had with chocolate sauce. I tried it with
all the sauce, not the mustard on like mustard you mustard cheese was good
and that chocolate sauce, whoop. I could have got more? But why
don't you bring one in next like next month or next week? I don't
know how long gonna bring one in? Oh, it's good when it's fresh
and hot out of the oven. We just we don't have a toast we
have it? Do we have an oven? No, we don't have an
oven here? Do we know? We don't we don't have a toast microave?
You know what? Also two feet long the table at public? But
as a different story, U, but yeah, that pretzel is delicious.
Wasn't a delicious to think about that pretzel? Now we're like, let's not
go to public anymore, just go to soft House. Actually, honestly,
which one? Which one? Do YouTube prefer? I think you guys had
like when prefer softou was more than Public. I mean we like Public just
because you know, DJ dancing, but when we were there obviously know but
like if it's I think soft house is perfect for like day drinking. When
we went was perfect because it was like after happy hour but before people going
out and DJ because usually they have a live band. Yeah, you guys
don't like live music too either. It's just like me, all right,
we're going somewhere from Wars with her friends on Saturday for a birthday at a
winery that the last time we went, they had a live band. I
was like, they're playing American folk songs, and I was like, if
it's well, actually one, I don't mind American folk or bluegrass unless if
it's good. If it's not good and everyone sounds out of tune or out
of sync, then I'm not a fan of it. And that's what we
dipped is when they actually started singing, like all right, we're good.
We're here for them warming up. What do you do from a world a
weekend that's next weekend? Right, that is next weekend? Well, Sunday,
I have a wedding to go to. You never are SVP if you're
not or are going to, which is horrible at a kid on your part,
coming from someone who's planning his wedding next year. You're gonna just we're
an immediate yes, but they just give you the paper just so you know
the transaction, just so you have a transaction you know. I will be
there. But then Monday we leave to go to our banks, which is
fun. That's you know, after Memorial Day. We're trying to be smart.
I don't know if this will be good or not. We'll part talk
about next week too. Is if it's smarter to go to a place after
Memorial Day weekend? I have Memorial Day be the first day of your trip
instead of the last day. I will say, yes, I've done that
before. I've gone. I'vely locally to Ocean City and do it. Yeah,
And it's better to go like get down on Monday or get like get
there two days before, because I remember there's one time we went to Ocean
City for the week of fourth of July and we were there whatever you were
there, like yeah, the thirtieth, the first, the second, and
we left on the third when all the riff rafts started to show up.
So maybe if you go after it'll be more relaxing, it'll be fun.
Can't wait to stop at a cookout which we always stop at on the way
on our road trips. Could I get no, I haven't not because there's
up here, but there wasn't there one in Virginia when we went. The
closest one to us right now in this building is in well, as far
as I know, is in Manassas, uh, like probably fifteen minutes off
the high off sixty six. So you could technically on the way to our
wedding and go and stop at it. Can we go? Can we can
we do a food trip? Food trip? Yeah, food trip. I
want to go to cookout. I want to go to Sonic. Not today,
I can't today there's a Sonic RP buy that cookout? Actually, right,
So it would it be easier to go to your house and then drop
your car off and then go down probably just go there, go to our
favorite toy store and then part ways probably instead of doing the Texas roadhouse he
went to. Was that that was like that was Christmas, like right before
Christmas when yeah, and it was like ooh, this is uh, this
is the day crew for sure. It is not the dinner crew going all
out. And then the patrons were whoa, that was the day crew at
that brother. Um. On top of that, we have to talk about
you have to go to some principles state of the union address your school was
yesterday last night. Yeah, I was supposed to go to it. Uh
and I got a text one. They sent out a text last night to
try to coax parents to come in last night I could get extra points or
something. It was hold on where to go? Where to go? Where'd
it go? No, that's not it. So many texts yesterday apparently,
Oh yeah, don't forget principal address tonight at six thirty pizza cookies and Seltzer's
but not hard Seltzer's. Probably six o eight is when they sent that text
out, and when it was yeah, yeah, right, um man,
I don't know. I don't know I feel about your that's kind of a
stupid meeting. You know that parent had to go to, and you know
I was talking about I was texting with Max's mom last night. I was
like, I kind of don't want to go because I've also been rewatching ballers
on HBO. Max and I kind of don't care about my kids school.
I gotta know, I think with with Max being in kindergarten, I don't
think anything he's gonna apply to him until next year when he's finally a fact.
He's rubbing his eye contact again, Well, I did it. I
did LASI. Plus I know I kind of want to get it just because
I think it would be good for me, because but it's always one eye
my contact is going weird, and it's the left eye, which is apparently
my good eye. Every time I go to the eye doc, they're like,
oh, you're right, eyes got this. No, it's because I
got back in high school, I got one of those turf pebbles stuck in
my eye between my contact where I played football, and it didn't know it
because I played the whole game with it because like, oh, it's fine,
I gotta get a coach said I can't take my helmet off. I
would just do this, and it fed up my cornea on my right eye.
Yeah, oh because you played on a field turf. Yeah, you
can't see it, but you can only see it when they do the like
it is one or two better and they can tell the scratch on it.
Really. Yeah, that's cool. It is. At the same time,
but also like, oh, I don't know how that's gonna help me in
the later in life with that scratch. Corny over there, could you take
your helmet off? I could always take my homet you will not take a
helmet because I think they didn't want to keep track of the helmets slash.
I don't know. Also remember in my I don't know if we said this.
My high school for football, we had a losing shriek ten years in
the making. The JV team would win, the varsity team would lose for
ten years straight that way, Like I think the year after I graduated,
they finally won. It was a huge deal, a huge deal. They
had won a game of ten years varsity. So like, yeah, predable.
I was like second grade. So when I graduated, Oh my god,
yeah, we had a losing senior, my senior, my senior year,
Oh you were one year I was a varsity s ten loses every time
you like, oh let's go to the game, what's gonna happen. We're
just gonna hang out. I had a four fit this season two because we
had illegal players. And then we also lost every game by at least a
touchdown, except one team came back because we beat in the year before sixty
two to three. They came back and beat us fifty six to ten.
Do you know usually sometimes in youth sports, sometimes there's a mercy rule where
one team's really ahead and there's like I we're gonna end the game at this
point. High school, it doesn't apply high school. But I was a
victim of in our ten years of losing because the varsity team, our varsity
team scored seven points all year. No, in the one one game I'm
talking about, the other team scored eighty nine points. Eighty nine points on
us. That's that's impressive. That's Madden. That's like you playing rookie on
Madden. You're doing that on the field. No, that's like my freshman
year where I was just like just they had everyone in unif and suited up
and everything. But I hated when they did that, like I'm not doing
I'm freezing my ass off. I'm not moving around that. And then the
next year I was on varces eighty nine to seven. This is me freshman,
Like can I go like I don't, I don't want to be here.
You had all our JV guys in there in their game shirts and then
like the suit or whatever just on the sideline, but none of that stuff.
Oh what'd you do? Um? Oh? Oh okay, computers acting
up? Did I get fired? Fired? Keep going on that phone?
Also left up over here too. Oh is that why Rob's running around that
they lost connection to the internet. Here? Done, done, done,
You'll go out ever long this podcast takes this baby, because why because the
internet? Oh? Thank god I loaded these other um but yeah, any
high seven do you think at that point, like I was signaling with my
mom and they're like, oh, go get out of here. Why are
you watching Jesus Good Times? High school sports? Man? High school sports?
Do you? Well, okay, I do high school sports. I
go, if you had a kid, would you allow them to play high
school football? Because a lot of my buddies are against that. I don't
know, because I feel like high school yeah, but I feel like high
school football now is different than high school football even ten years ago. Drills
anymore, Yeah, can't do man in the middle circle one huh? And
then what's sometimes a sled? They don't even use a sled anymore sometimes,
or networks completely different. Oh my gosh, we were watching cybernet dying.
Cybernet. Cybernet is taking a skynet, that's what it is, taking over
the world. This is great. Everyone's freaking you freak out, and we're
just like we're casually doing a podcast if we posted today, we posted today,
Well, oh yeah, he's gotten the stand up pose over there.
He's like, guys, I will lead you. You know what sucks?
They are the sales team. And sales team had a big sales meeting today
and it was definitely a presentation and stuff. It was definitely a presentation.
But I got Wi Fi access. Might you might be on a different WiFi
than the internet. Is about the ethernet the local internet? Like nobody because
all these all these studs see we can add pea couldn't. That's what that
was. The Oh yes, server connect us again. Oh wow, I'm
still in it? Are you back in it now? Well? I got
in it all right. Well we'll let blood's going on. Times we had
to talk about right before we get in Miss Misconnections. The movie we saw
we talk about, No, we got it, we got an hour.
We can't talk about it still that we saw that. I sat next to
a couple that got their free car and did they like make out what they
do? Ye? They were making out during this movie? This movie.
No, I didn't see any up and down hand motion, but it was
a lot of rock rocket back before folso sounds bad. But like a lot
of cuddling, like arms didn't move with the theater though it did not,
but I mean you can climb over the armrest. They were skinny and they
and they, I mean it was recliners, so like you're like, you
go far back. Oh, don't we ever kiss like that? And this
was during a movie that's coming out this week that there's definitely nothing and I
mean there might be, so I guess they were into that type of stuff,
cause yeah, we had to pay attention to that the whole movie.
How do you not Did you really have to pay attention during these type of
movies? I think? And then Eric, Eric and I were lower drop
bombers on everybody of like, oh my gosh, that did happen in the
last one, because ladies in the nextual, you're like, wait the rock
or what was it? It was? Oh? She asked about who Jason
Momoa was and which one did he come in? Yes, yes, yes,
that was in the trailer. That's as much as we can talk about
that movie. But just saying theater etiquette once again, we talked about this
before. This was the last yelling at the end. I think it might
have been that guy. Oh, God, I hated that. I got
super excited for a character in this movie to come back. That's like,
aren't we really not excited. It's not like Avengers, this is this franchise.
Character needs that to come back because now that her other movies are gone,
they need to make some money. Far they're not going to bring her
back. Who knows. Who knows. You'll have to find out what we're
cryptically you're talking about next week on the podcast, but what you get to
find out talk about it because the thing, why don't we just post the
podcast in it after the thing? That is true? We saw Fast X.
Yeah, we saw Fast X and it was fast and furious. It
was fast and furious. It was fine. It was at ten point five
lot going on seven the finger for another one because they're totally doing the end
game trilogies. This was the Infinity War Fast and Furious movies. Yes,
but a should we say spoiler alert or no? Now we all go super
into spoilers where we talk about it. That's that different podcast I have to
talk about today in like thirty minutes, um. But yeah, it was
it was an interesting I liked I liked it. I mean, it was
just a lot. It was a lot. And then there's there's three end
two D two technically not even end credit credits, but there's two characters that
came back from the dead. So yes, and that's all you'll get out
of us until next week when the official embargo, and then go crazy talking
about it. You know I got that later the day Baby podcast service near
you. Well, you do have not only here exclusively the home of someone
would say, not really, we just adopted it bank and ours is we
had merely adopted the darkness is miss connections. The adopted the darkness. We
read real miss Connections on Washington DC dot Craigslist dot org that people are posting.
These are posted yesterday, a lot of these, so we will see
what's happening with them. Um, they're not in the order I wanted,
so we're gonna read them as they are because this should be the last one.
Yes, No, I think it's fine. We talked about now,
all right, Eric, you can read this one. First. Eating is
not cheating, Bethesda. Let me eat at your buffet. It will okay,
I'm sure he hasn't licked your in a long time. You could say,
okay, licked your ass in a long time. Yeah, each of
buffet, each beaufet bank. It's like that move. Well, there's human
centipede. Haven't seen that, haven't seen that I know about it. Question
is which out of the centipede would you want to be the lead? Yeah,
because you would need to eat normally, not have to eat poop.
No, But in then in that movie it's a continuous loop. No,
that's like in the fourth one they make it continuously. But the first first
one it's like three people. It's like three tourists. Yeah, of course,
two tourist friends in a random because I've seen the honest trailers about it.
It's okay, and they're like, what the hell? All right?
I would Yeah, I think being the front one of the centipede would make
him a sense. Maybe the back one. Yeah, you're gonna be the
last one. You wanna be the last one? You're in double poop that's
been pooped twice. But do they okay, do you want to ask?
I don't know. So it is either they're beating poop or they're just licking
buttles eating poop like day poop, and it goes into you see, that's
just that can't be real. That's just inappropriate. It's a movie. It's
not real. It's a documentary. I hope not. Next one speaking with
the buffet, Let's go to Gaithersburg. You do fed me? Dude?
Who fed me? You used to put me on my knees. You would
hold my head and do your thing to me and left when you were satisfied.
It was simple, fun and easy. Let's get back into it.
Not near North Potoment. What where do they people meet up? Why am
I striking out? I still saw another one? Eric worked up a sweat
geeberg. I lost track of athletic buddy who had long workout sessions at the
gym and took long runs in hot weather. He would allow me to come
over after enjoy a smelly body and clothes, maybe help him clean up.
Looking for someone who might be interested. He was a good looking Latino.
I prefer darker skin any race. You literally set yourself up for this one.
Why can't I get any of these? And then boom, he's looking.
They're looking for you. I'm not athletic. Well you go to the
gym and then you go to their house. Yeah, but I stink?
What a smelling body? Did you know? You walked right into this one
is inappropriate. I wanted your screenshot put that on my Instagram. Who is
these creeps? Should know? You should be like, should have replied tee.
Next one cute woman at Joanne's and Fairfax Towns at joy As Joyan's Fabrics
store. I know where this one is at the past but um to the
attractive forty something woman shopping at joy As Fabrics at Fairfax town Center, get
it. Thanks for the smiles and subtle waves as I went through the parking
lot. May my day, married guy, late forties but happy to connect
interestingly enough. My question here is is Joanne's Fabrics a good place to get
it on, get your flirt on, get your freak on. I mean
if you can craft store at the craft store, you could pop up at
a gas like you're not making the pottery. You can pop up with a
Joyants. You can pop up at a Marshall to, could pop up at
a north Strums. He's gonna pop up when it wants to. You're gonna
find the bathroom that smells like pot pourri. Sex in in a dressing room.
No really, no you should? You should? You should? You
like it? You might like it? I don't want if you had sex
one of those curtain dressing rooms, or it's just a curtain, it's not
it's not door, just three curtains put up against each other. So are
you grabbing on? And don't answer that question. She got well, you
gotta sit down, all right? This for you because you love cheese.
Oh we gott this is my chew yes. So you want chewies or you
wanna cook out both both the same day, long day. And you're working
at Chewes in Fairfax. You usually bring the food out to me when I
order, hoping there is a connection and you feel the same way. I'm
a white male and you're female. Figured I would take a shot and see
if we can connect. Let's love the chat. Hope to hear from you
soon. Here's an interesting thing. Now I'm gonna pay attention next time I
go to this choice. Who's bringing out the food? Let me tell you
an old an old move that we used to do back in the day was
that if you saw an attractive waiter or waitress, you would leave your phone
number and name, yeah, and you would also over tip them to be
like they can make them make them realize oh they oh right, you got
you give him a good tip, you give them the number. Now you
give him the better tip. Hm. No, we'll see. Nowadays you
don't even do that anymore because it's all the digital pads. You can't really
put a number in. They're like, can you get your signature? Like,
sir, that's numbers. That's not a signature, sir. It's not
putting your number in there. All right. This next one, oh my
god, we'll read this one first, shorter laying pipe Pentagon City guy work,
you're the boss athletic cool guy for top dude for some laying of the
pipe. Laying of the pipe, and you were gonna move to Pentagon City,
No, Crystal City. Where's Peningon City? Right there by Bailey's cross
roots be a pike. I don't know. I don't think this is where
it is, but it's like right here, the area right here. I
don't like Virginia. I'm not a Virginia and I'm a Maryland. Right well,
Eric, you get this one, then I weaponized. You want to
read this one or you want me to read all this long? Get out
of my way. I weaponized you. Over the weekend, I was riding
solo on the second floor of a bar in Georgetown. Okay, you and
your two friends were nearby. We caught each other's eyes for a few moments.
You saddled what up? Oh? Sat? Slid, no, slid,
slid up to me and put your your hands around my neck, pretending
to dance, but you were clearly really just wanted to make out, and
we did. That hasn't happened to me in a while. I'm older and
less good looking, I spend less time in bars, and I really think
that women have become Oh wow, okay whatever, Uh yeah, this is
a lot. Okay, Hey, I don't all right, let's just go
to the end. Hey, I don't like that what your friends said,
and you probably don't either and might need new friends. But perhaps you should
reconsider why you do that and what you get out of it. Verse Oh
my god, perhaps you're giving me up for real. It happened that night.
This was this man overthought everything that was going on here. Of just
like she kissed him, she forgot to ask for a number, then said
something in the they got into a fight. Oh they did, Oh yeah
they okay, yeah, why did you put that one up for you?
I would never do that, I know you would, oh where this one
go? Oh? Oh right this? So I was gonna read one that
said, uh hands on connection Northern Virginia. But the posted has been flagged
for removal, so I don't know what happened there, but that was our
last That's the first one I've saved that we had to use. But okay,
that's interesting. That is interesting. You know. It's also interesting you
hanging out with us, which we appreciate all the good time. It's always,
it's always, it's a good time, all night, party of a
lifetime. All right, hey, did you real quick? Did you hear
that? Apparently Rigue I, Glesias, Ricky Martin and people are gonna go
on tour. Oh no, where Eric's gonna do this summer. I will
go to that concert Eric's like, I will find a way. I hate
concerts more than anything, but I will go to that show. I'll see
you there. Then let me ask him or Yoder who they know, or
just text Rob. He doesn't know. He he doesn't like my all right,
anyway, you can follow me at Andrew Hoodie. That's why you could
stay up to date with us at mister Eric V. That's m R E
R. I c k v M, have a great week. I always
remember it's okay to be weird, it's sexy. It got weird, didn't
it. Yeah,