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hundred and funniest episode of Let's Get
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and twelve happened? Can I tell
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doctor? By the way, this
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every week of Combined Forces Combined Bodies
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like the Power Rangers. I like
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Power Rangers. Bitch, No,
not really. I actually ed in high

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school when the Power Rangers came out. I was a fresh eighth grades freshman

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year hreeze, when we say mighty
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high school in two thousand, so
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yeah schools. Yeah, so yeah. No, I had a beeper back

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then. But we could bind forces
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So I went to the doctor yesterday
for a physical. I hadn't gone

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in two years. And it was
great because, um, he was funny.

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He's a funny doctor and I appreciate
him. And then they took a

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lot of blood out of me,
which was great too. And I got

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some of the reports back here.
They don't know what an even means.

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H And the stuff that's is high, so that's dangerous. But my my

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cholesterol level is low. So yeah, you're eating not as much salt.

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That's good. I hate salt in
my foodn't like a parent and salt.

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But like, like that pretzel we
had on Friday that was probably salty as

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hell, you know, like,
oh oh my god, that pretzel soft

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I was delicious. I was not
saying like it's salty, but it's probably

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got a lot of salted crushed it. Love that. I was hungry though,

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I was like, I'm gonna eating
this. Yeah, Friday was a

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Friday night. We went out.
We brought more because it was her birthday.

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It was a lot of fun.
We went to Health the Moon at

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the Soft House in the public and
then I ended up at going to Echo

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stage and twelve and continued and we
went home and slept. I should have

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gone home when you guys went home
smart, but whatever, kept kept it

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going, kept it going. But
it was a lot of fun. I

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was great to hang out with you
and more. I love hanging out you

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too. And she loved and hates
it, but she really loves it.

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She's stuck in between us. It's
so great because we just messed around here,

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craig Is, We're at Health the
Moon. She was in the middle

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of us at the table and she
wanted to move and you could be like,

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no, it's okay, fine,
and just kept touching each other around

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here. So great. She loves
us. But yeah, it was a

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good time. And that pretz,
my pretzel, my god, two pounds.

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That was good, wasn't it.
It was like a bluemn onion,

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but a pretzel if you've never had
with chocolate sauce. I tried it with

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all the sauce, not the mustard
on like mustard you mustard cheese was good

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and that chocolate sauce, whoop.
I could have got more? But why

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don't you bring one in next like
next month or next week? I don't

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know how long gonna bring one in? Oh, it's good when it's fresh

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and hot out of the oven.
We just we don't have a toast we

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have it? Do we have an
oven? No, we don't have an

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oven here? Do we know?
We don't we don't have a toast microave?

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You know what? Also two feet
long the table at public? But

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as a different story, U,
but yeah, that pretzel is delicious.

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Wasn't a delicious to think about that
pretzel? Now we're like, let's not

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go to public anymore, just go
to soft House. Actually, honestly,

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which one? Which one? Do
YouTube prefer? I think you guys had

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like when prefer softou was more than
Public. I mean we like Public just

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because you know, DJ dancing,
but when we were there obviously know but

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like if it's I think soft house
is perfect for like day drinking. When

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we went was perfect because it was
like after happy hour but before people going

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out and DJ because usually they have
a live band. Yeah, you guys

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don't like live music too either.
It's just like me, all right,

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we're going somewhere from Wars with her
friends on Saturday for a birthday at a

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winery that the last time we went, they had a live band. I

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was like, they're playing American folk
songs, and I was like, if

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it's well, actually one, I
don't mind American folk or bluegrass unless if

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it's good. If it's not good
and everyone sounds out of tune or out

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of sync, then I'm not a
fan of it. And that's what we

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dipped is when they actually started singing, like all right, we're good.

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We're here for them warming up.
What do you do from a world a

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weekend that's next weekend? Right,
that is next weekend? Well, Sunday,

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I have a wedding to go to. You never are SVP if you're

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not or are going to, which
is horrible at a kid on your part,

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coming from someone who's planning his wedding
next year. You're gonna just we're

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an immediate yes, but they just
give you the paper just so you know

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the transaction, just so you have
a transaction you know. I will be

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there. But then Monday we leave
to go to our banks, which is

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fun. That's you know, after
Memorial Day. We're trying to be smart.

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I don't know if this will be
good or not. We'll part talk

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about next week too. Is if
it's smarter to go to a place after

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Memorial Day weekend? I have Memorial
Day be the first day of your trip

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instead of the last day. I
will say, yes, I've done that

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before. I've gone. I'vely locally
to Ocean City and do it. Yeah,

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And it's better to go like get
down on Monday or get like get

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there two days before, because I
remember there's one time we went to Ocean

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City for the week of fourth of
July and we were there whatever you were

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there, like yeah, the thirtieth, the first, the second, and

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we left on the third when all
the riff rafts started to show up.

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So maybe if you go after it'll
be more relaxing, it'll be fun.

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Can't wait to stop at a cookout
which we always stop at on the way

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on our road trips. Could I
get no, I haven't not because there's

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up here, but there wasn't there
one in Virginia when we went. The

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closest one to us right now in
this building is in well, as far

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as I know, is in Manassas, uh, like probably fifteen minutes off

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the high off sixty six. So
you could technically on the way to our

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wedding and go and stop at it. Can we go? Can we can

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we do a food trip? Food
trip? Yeah, food trip. I

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want to go to cookout. I
want to go to Sonic. Not today,

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I can't today there's a Sonic RP
buy that cookout? Actually, right,

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So it would it be easier to
go to your house and then drop

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your car off and then go down
probably just go there, go to our

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favorite toy store and then part ways
probably instead of doing the Texas roadhouse he

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went to. Was that that was
like that was Christmas, like right before

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Christmas when yeah, and it was
like ooh, this is uh, this

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is the day crew for sure.
It is not the dinner crew going all

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out. And then the patrons were
whoa, that was the day crew at

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that brother. Um. On top
of that, we have to talk about

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you have to go to some principles
state of the union address your school was

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yesterday last night. Yeah, I
was supposed to go to it. Uh

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and I got a text one.
They sent out a text last night to

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try to coax parents to come in
last night I could get extra points or

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something. It was hold on where
to go? Where to go? Where'd

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it go? No, that's not
it. So many texts yesterday apparently,

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Oh yeah, don't forget principal address
tonight at six thirty pizza cookies and Seltzer's

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but not hard Seltzer's. Probably six
o eight is when they sent that text

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out, and when it was yeah, yeah, right, um man,

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I don't know. I don't know
I feel about your that's kind of a

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stupid meeting. You know that parent
had to go to, and you know

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I was talking about I was texting
with Max's mom last night. I was

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like, I kind of don't want
to go because I've also been rewatching ballers

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on HBO. Max and I kind
of don't care about my kids school.

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I gotta know, I think with
with Max being in kindergarten, I don't

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think anything he's gonna apply to him
until next year when he's finally a fact.

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He's rubbing his eye contact again,
Well, I did it. I

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did LASI. Plus I know I
kind of want to get it just because

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I think it would be good for
me, because but it's always one eye

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my contact is going weird, and
it's the left eye, which is apparently

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my good eye. Every time I
go to the eye doc, they're like,

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oh, you're right, eyes got
this. No, it's because I

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got back in high school, I
got one of those turf pebbles stuck in

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my eye between my contact where I
played football, and it didn't know it

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because I played the whole game with
it because like, oh, it's fine,

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I gotta get a coach said I
can't take my helmet off. I

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would just do this, and it
fed up my cornea on my right eye.

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Yeah, oh because you played on
a field turf. Yeah, you

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can't see it, but you can
only see it when they do the like

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it is one or two better and
they can tell the scratch on it.

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Really. Yeah, that's cool.
It is. At the same time,

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but also like, oh, I
don't know how that's gonna help me in

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the later in life with that scratch. Corny over there, could you take

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your helmet off? I could always
take my homet you will not take a

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helmet because I think they didn't want
to keep track of the helmets slash.

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I don't know. Also remember in
my I don't know if we said this.

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My high school for football, we
had a losing shriek ten years in

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the making. The JV team would
win, the varsity team would lose for

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ten years straight that way, Like
I think the year after I graduated,

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they finally won. It was a
huge deal, a huge deal. They

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had won a game of ten years
varsity. So like, yeah, predable.

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I was like second grade. So
when I graduated, Oh my god,

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yeah, we had a losing senior, my senior, my senior year,

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Oh you were one year I was
a varsity s ten loses every time

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you like, oh let's go to
the game, what's gonna happen. We're

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just gonna hang out. I had
a four fit this season two because we

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had illegal players. And then we
also lost every game by at least a

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touchdown, except one team came back
because we beat in the year before sixty

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two to three. They came back
and beat us fifty six to ten.

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Do you know usually sometimes in youth
sports, sometimes there's a mercy rule where

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one team's really ahead and there's like
I we're gonna end the game at this

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point. High school, it doesn't
apply high school. But I was a

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victim of in our ten years of
losing because the varsity team, our varsity

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team scored seven points all year.
No, in the one one game I'm

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talking about, the other team scored
eighty nine points. Eighty nine points on

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us. That's that's impressive. That's
Madden. That's like you playing rookie on

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Madden. You're doing that on the
field. No, that's like my freshman

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year where I was just like just
they had everyone in unif and suited up

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and everything. But I hated when
they did that, like I'm not doing

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I'm freezing my ass off. I'm
not moving around that. And then the

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next year I was on varces eighty
nine to seven. This is me freshman,

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Like can I go like I don't, I don't want to be here.

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You had all our JV guys in
there in their game shirts and then

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like the suit or whatever just on
the sideline, but none of that stuff.

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Oh what'd you do? Um?
Oh? Oh okay, computers acting

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up? Did I get fired?
Fired? Keep going on that phone?

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Also left up over here too.
Oh is that why Rob's running around that

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they lost connection to the internet.
Here? Done, done, done,

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You'll go out ever long this podcast
takes this baby, because why because the

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internet? Oh? Thank god I
loaded these other um but yeah, any

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high seven do you think at that
point, like I was signaling with my

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mom and they're like, oh,
go get out of here. Why are

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you watching Jesus Good Times? High
school sports? Man? High school sports?

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Do you? Well, okay,
I do high school sports. I

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go, if you had a kid, would you allow them to play high

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school football? Because a lot of
my buddies are against that. I don't

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know, because I feel like high
school yeah, but I feel like high

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school football now is different than high
school football even ten years ago. Drills

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anymore, Yeah, can't do man
in the middle circle one huh? And

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then what's sometimes a sled? They
don't even use a sled anymore sometimes,

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or networks completely different. Oh my
gosh, we were watching cybernet dying.

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Cybernet. Cybernet is taking a skynet, that's what it is, taking over

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the world. This is great.
Everyone's freaking you freak out, and we're

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just like we're casually doing a podcast
if we posted today, we posted today,

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Well, oh yeah, he's gotten
the stand up pose over there.

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He's like, guys, I will
lead you. You know what sucks?

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They are the sales team. And
sales team had a big sales meeting today

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and it was definitely a presentation and
stuff. It was definitely a presentation.

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But I got Wi Fi access.
Might you might be on a different WiFi

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than the internet. Is about the
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all these all these studs see we
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was. The Oh yes, server
connect us again. Oh wow, I'm

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still in it? Are you back
in it now? Well? I got

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in it all right. Well we'll
let blood's going on. Times we had

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to talk about right before we get
in Miss Misconnections. The movie we saw

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we talk about, No, we
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We can't talk about it still that
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a couple that got their free car
and did they like make out what they

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do? Ye? They were making
out during this movie? This movie.

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No, I didn't see any up
and down hand motion, but it was

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a lot of rock rocket back before
folso sounds bad. But like a lot

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of cuddling, like arms didn't move
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but I mean you can climb over
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and they, I mean it was
recliners, so like you're like, you

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go far back. Oh, don't
we ever kiss like that? And this

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was during a movie that's coming out
this week that there's definitely nothing and I

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mean there might be, so I
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cause yeah, we had to pay
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How do you not Did you really
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movies? I think? And then
Eric, Eric and I were lower drop

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bombers on everybody of like, oh
my gosh, that did happen in the

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last one, because ladies in the
nextual, you're like, wait the rock

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or what was it? It was? Oh? She asked about who Jason

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Momoa was and which one did he
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that was in the trailer. That's
as much as we can talk about

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that movie. But just saying theater
etiquette once again, we talked about this

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before. This was the last yelling
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have been that guy. Oh,
God, I hated that. I got

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super excited for a character in this
movie to come back. That's like,

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aren't we really not excited. It's
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Character needs that to come back because
now that her other movies are gone,

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they need to make some money.
Far they're not going to bring her

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back. Who knows. Who knows. You'll have to find out what we're

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cryptically you're talking about next week on
the podcast, but what you get to

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find out talk about it because the
thing, why don't we just post the

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podcast in it after the thing?
That is true? We saw Fast X.

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Yeah, we saw Fast X and
it was fast and furious. It

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was fast and furious. It was
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lot going on seven the finger for
another one because they're totally doing the end

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game trilogies. This was the Infinity
War Fast and Furious movies. Yes,

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but a should we say spoiler alert
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into spoilers where we talk about it. That's that different podcast I have to

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talk about today in like thirty minutes, um. But yeah, it was

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it was an interesting I liked I
liked it. I mean, it was

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just a lot. It was a
lot. And then there's there's three end

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two D two technically not even end
credit credits, but there's two characters that

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came back from the dead. So
yes, and that's all you'll get out

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of us until next week when the
official embargo, and then go crazy talking

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about it. You know I got
that later the day Baby podcast service near

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you. Well, you do have
not only here exclusively the home of someone

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would say, not really, we
just adopted it bank and ours is we

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had merely adopted the darkness is miss
connections. The adopted the darkness. We

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read real miss Connections on Washington DC
dot Craigslist dot org that people are posting.

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These are posted yesterday, a lot
of these, so we will see

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what's happening with them. Um,
they're not in the order I wanted,

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so we're gonna read them as they
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Yes, No, I think it's
fine. We talked about now,

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all right, Eric, you can
read this one. First. Eating is

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not cheating, Bethesda. Let me
eat at your buffet. It will okay,

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I'm sure he hasn't licked your in
a long time. You could say,

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okay, licked your ass in a
long time. Yeah, each of

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buffet, each beaufet bank. It's
like that move. Well, there's human

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centipede. Haven't seen that, haven't
seen that I know about it. Question

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is which out of the centipede would
you want to be the lead? Yeah,

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because you would need to eat normally, not have to eat poop.

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No, But in then in that
movie it's a continuous loop. No,

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that's like in the fourth one they
make it continuously. But the first first

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one it's like three people. It's
like three tourists. Yeah, of course,

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two tourist friends in a random because
I've seen the honest trailers about it.

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It's okay, and they're like,
what the hell? All right?

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I would Yeah, I think being
the front one of the centipede would make

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him a sense. Maybe the back
one. Yeah, you're gonna be the

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last one. You wanna be the
last one? You're in double poop that's

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been pooped twice. But do they
okay, do you want to ask?

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I don't know. So it is
either they're beating poop or they're just licking

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buttles eating poop like day poop,
and it goes into you see, that's

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just that can't be real. That's
just inappropriate. It's a movie. It's

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not real. It's a documentary.
I hope not. Next one speaking with

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the buffet, Let's go to Gaithersburg. You do fed me? Dude?

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Who fed me? You used to
put me on my knees. You would

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hold my head and do your thing
to me and left when you were satisfied.

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It was simple, fun and easy. Let's get back into it.

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Not near North Potoment. What where
do they people meet up? Why am

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I striking out? I still saw
another one? Eric worked up a sweat

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geeberg. I lost track of athletic
buddy who had long workout sessions at the

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gym and took long runs in hot
weather. He would allow me to come

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over after enjoy a smelly body and
clothes, maybe help him clean up.

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Looking for someone who might be interested. He was a good looking Latino.

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I prefer darker skin any race.
You literally set yourself up for this one.

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Why can't I get any of these? And then boom, he's looking.

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They're looking for you. I'm not
athletic. Well you go to the

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gym and then you go to their
house. Yeah, but I stink?

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What a smelling body? Did you
know? You walked right into this one

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is inappropriate. I wanted your screenshot
put that on my Instagram. Who is

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these creeps? Should know? You
should be like, should have replied tee.

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Next one cute woman at Joanne's and
Fairfax Towns at joy As Joyan's Fabrics

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store. I know where this one
is at the past but um to the

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attractive forty something woman shopping at joy
As Fabrics at Fairfax town Center, get

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it. Thanks for the smiles and
subtle waves as I went through the parking

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lot. May my day, married
guy, late forties but happy to connect

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interestingly enough. My question here is
is Joanne's Fabrics a good place to get

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it on, get your flirt on, get your freak on. I mean

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if you can craft store at the
craft store, you could pop up at

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a gas like you're not making the
pottery. You can pop up with a

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Joyants. You can pop up at
a Marshall to, could pop up at

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a north Strums. He's gonna pop
up when it wants to. You're gonna

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find the bathroom that smells like pot
pourri. Sex in in a dressing room.

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No really, no you should?
You should? You should? You

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like it? You might like it? I don't want if you had sex

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one of those curtain dressing rooms,
or it's just a curtain, it's not

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it's not door, just three curtains
put up against each other. So are

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you grabbing on? And don't answer
that question. She got well, you

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gotta sit down, all right?
This for you because you love cheese.

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Oh we gott this is my chew
yes. So you want chewies or you

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wanna cook out both both the same
day, long day. And you're working

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at Chewes in Fairfax. You usually
bring the food out to me when I

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order, hoping there is a connection
and you feel the same way. I'm

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a white male and you're female.
Figured I would take a shot and see

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if we can connect. Let's love
the chat. Hope to hear from you

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soon. Here's an interesting thing.
Now I'm gonna pay attention next time I

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go to this choice. Who's bringing
out the food? Let me tell you

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an old an old move that we
used to do back in the day was

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that if you saw an attractive waiter
or waitress, you would leave your phone

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number and name, yeah, and
you would also over tip them to be

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like they can make them make them
realize oh they oh right, you got

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you give him a good tip,
you give them the number. Now you

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give him the better tip. Hm. No, we'll see. Nowadays you

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don't even do that anymore because it's
all the digital pads. You can't really

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put a number in. They're like, can you get your signature? Like,

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sir, that's numbers. That's not
a signature, sir. It's not

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putting your number in there. All
right. This next one, oh my

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god, we'll read this one first, shorter laying pipe Pentagon City guy work,

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you're the boss athletic cool guy for
top dude for some laying of the

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pipe. Laying of the pipe,
and you were gonna move to Pentagon City,

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No, Crystal City. Where's Peningon
City? Right there by Bailey's cross

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roots be a pike. I don't
know. I don't think this is where

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it is, but it's like right
here, the area right here. I

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don't like Virginia. I'm not a
Virginia and I'm a Maryland. Right well,

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Eric, you get this one,
then I weaponized. You want to

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read this one or you want me
to read all this long? Get out

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of my way. I weaponized you. Over the weekend, I was riding

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solo on the second floor of a
bar in Georgetown. Okay, you and

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your two friends were nearby. We
caught each other's eyes for a few moments.

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You saddled what up? Oh?
Sat? Slid, no, slid,

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slid up to me and put your
your hands around my neck, pretending

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to dance, but you were clearly
really just wanted to make out, and

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we did. That hasn't happened to
me in a while. I'm older and

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less good looking, I spend less
time in bars, and I really think

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that women have become Oh wow,
okay whatever, Uh yeah, this is

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a lot. Okay, Hey,
I don't all right, let's just go

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to the end. Hey, I
don't like that what your friends said,

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and you probably don't either and might
need new friends. But perhaps you should

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reconsider why you do that and what
you get out of it. Verse Oh

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my god, perhaps you're giving me
up for real. It happened that night.

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This was this man overthought everything that
was going on here. Of just

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like she kissed him, she forgot
to ask for a number, then said

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something in the they got into a
fight. Oh they did, Oh yeah

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they okay, yeah, why did
you put that one up for you?

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I would never do that, I
know you would, oh where this one

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go? Oh? Oh right this? So I was gonna read one that

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said, uh hands on connection Northern
Virginia. But the posted has been flagged

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for removal, so I don't know
what happened there, but that was our

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last That's the first one I've saved
that we had to use. But okay,

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that's interesting. That is interesting.
You know. It's also interesting you

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hanging out with us, which we
appreciate all the good time. It's always,

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it's always, it's a good time, all night, party of a

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lifetime. All right, hey,
did you real quick? Did you hear

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that? Apparently Rigue I, Glesias, Ricky Martin and people are gonna go

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on tour. Oh no, where
Eric's gonna do this summer. I will

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go to that concert Eric's like,
I will find a way. I hate

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concerts more than anything, but I
will go to that show. I'll see

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you there. Then let me ask
him or Yoder who they know, or

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just text Rob. He doesn't know. He he doesn't like my all right,

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anyway, you can follow me at
Andrew Hoodie. That's why you could

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stay up to date with us at
mister Eric V. That's m R E

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R. I c k v M, have a great week. I always

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remember it's okay to be weird,
it's sexy. It got weird, didn't

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it. Yeah,