Comedy Central Podcastja eh, well, the Islamic State. Not that I moved
you and wanted to start relaxing the atmosphere. What I mean. I mean,
I' m not a commercial comedian. Okay, I mean, I
like to think that my comedy is like when you see you go down the
street, you see two dogs fucking, you know everyone looks, as well
as with apprehension as with disgust. But there' s always someone who stands
and does, because it' s in my audience. So if you belong
to that pick- up late, you' re gonna have a good time
if it' s not gonna be a very long few minutes. No,
but no, no, I don' t care not to be a San
comedian is famous or known, because I don' t believe in the majorities,
that is, I don' t believe in democracy, that is.
In fact, Spain has been without President for months and everything remained the same.
You know, I think democracy in Spain is like those living guy cars.
You know that you' re going like the flyer, you think you
' re driving, you know, but you know you' re going just
like it' s really important and you' re participating in ha ha and
it' s among the banks selling chips. Of course, if you'
re going to vote ass, of course I don' t know. I
would like to put an end to the farce of democracies. I think I
' d close. Congress, I' d shut it down, you know,
I mean, I' d throw it down. Congress is over,
I' d leave the Senate not for real. I think it' s
super important that the Senate doesn' t, because I live next door.
It' s not true and for a cafeteria where all senators go, you
know and there' s a wonderful atmosphere because they' re people know they
' re always relaxed on good terms. It' s because they don'
t scratch them all day. They' re super- boen- humored always
don' t. And the other day a senator came in, a guy
about sixty and asked for a colacao and friends laughed a little and the guy,
so very jocoso, said yes, I just have very childish tastes and
added good, except for women. That clarification was necessary. I mean,
what kind of person you think is necessary. That' s how you say
you like kids, yeah, but not to fuck me. I like them
as friends two. That' s why I think it' s very important
that we keep the Senate, because we have to keep these people under control.
No. I don' t think so. I don' t think
so. I don' t believe in democracy, because recently I was in
a town outside Madrid called the Corcón. I don' t know if you
know him or I had to go there and act. No and the comics,
when we' re going to give a site you what you do is
you Google information about that site to get there and make a joke about that
site, that people on that site think you give a shit about their fucking
site We call it empathy. The thing is, they' re looking for
it doesn' t have on the cork. Well, he found wonderful news.
The news was the mayor of Alcorcón will dedicate a roundabout to the victims
of the Holocaust in earnest, six million dead, a roundabout in Alcorcón.
I mean. I like to imagine. I like to imagine the mayor of
Alcorcón on a sleepless night watching the history channel. It' s a documentary
about the Holocaust It' s the self that' s not very interested And
as they say at the time, Hostia is not a movie and she'
s going around all night. It' s spinning. So in plan it
is very affected to say expensive how I could, from the mayor of the
corcon, with the OAS so that this tragedy never be repeated, what construction
would be appropriate for a catastrophe of this magnitude. And he' s all
night thinking about giving him back and he comes in the morning and he gets
up to his wife and it starts to be breakfast and his kids start and
a little boy starts playing with his trifci that starts puerta around, like the
tricycle and uncle sardes pro you want to get out of the way. Around
me I' m not a bloody red and I like to imagine I also
like to imagine. I also make a Jewish elder named Abraham, who has
been in the camps of OSVI hopes to survive, has lost me, his
parents, his little brothers, his first girlfriend, but has survived that hell.
He has managed to remake his life in another country and dedicates the last
years of life to travel the world and a parable of destiny takes him to
the cork and finds the roundabout and a tear that is on his cheek and
says in the end it was worth it. No. No. No.
No. I think. I don' t believe in democracy, basically because
I' m Galician and we haven' t done very well with that.
You know, when you guys juggled. We looked at it and said still
thrown away another twenty years, I mean, that' s our level.
That' s not where we' re strong. There' s no politician
Aña. There' s a politician there named José Luis Baltar. I don
' t know if it sounds to you he was the president of Ourense'
s deputy. The edifice of Ourense was like the totem of plugging. They
didn' t bring out family members, brother- in- laws, militant
cousins. You know, so you know an idea. Thirty- three porters
were hired, and they have two doors. Okay is him, because this
man, this man, had a political adversary in the position that he was
all day talking about his chanchullos of plugging. No and Joseis Valtar you a
wonderful answer and some rally answered him. He told her. This man talks
a lot about me. He seems to have an obsession with me. If
I were the woman, I' d understand, but since I' m
a man, I must be a faggot. Not that' s a wonderful
answer. I mean, maybe it' s just that they kept winning the
selection. It' s like the people of urense saw this fight the dialectic
and said there he caught him. But no one, let no one stay
in a bad body. This man is no longer in office, he is
no longer in the post of president of the council. Actually, there'
s your son now. And the son recently had quite a scandal because a
woman accused him of having offered him a position in the council. She has
changed sex and the woman provided recordings with the President. No, but of
course, the guy' s still there. You know nothing happened. They
left him there at the post. It' s not like Orense' s
village. He saw the accusations, saw the evidence and said at least he
' s not a fag. It' s a sick criterion, but at
least it' s a criterion. That' s what you can say.
No. I don' t think, not that in democracy, in fact
I won' t even vote. It' s very badly seen I don
' t vote I mean I don' t vote when you address my only
wish I say to see Rachón, he takes a hell and sometimes life gives
you those gifts. No, but I' ll take care of it when
it was you missed me. I think we' re all serious now,
we' re a little bit the same. You don' t read no
on Twitter, on Facebook, and a rajoy host has been hit by a
rahoit host and you laugh no, but watch out later we see the images.
If I think we all did the same thing, it' s the
images. You know, you' ve got the body left, you'
ve got the chungo body not left. You stay dead, man, I
had time to give you two. No, what the fuck happened here,
what a fucking youth we have that even psychopaths don' t come out lazy.
It is clear to me now that democracy is not an expensive function.
I mean, that doesn' t work. It' s obvious. No.
I think the best test we have on Facebook, that is, Facebook
is the best invention of humanity. I love Facebook, no, I mean
young people that I haven' t met another world without Facebook, you have
to freak out when you tell them that before to know that someone you dislike
you you have to spend time with him. Now you don' t just
have to open the moro says oh me, they' re assholes, but
the cool thing about Facebook, the wey of Facebook is that you can delete
them. And that frees you from a sense of power. You get rid
of it, I mean, I don' t eliminate you, that'
s how it works. First, you start by eliminating assholes who put sexist
or racist things, not those. Out or those assholes. Then, if
you press him all day talking about politics, you know about another political party
and such were not later the assholes are all already with football outside the flus.
Then the flus listen to shitty music. That out there, too,
then there' s the guys in every morning and they put an optimistic phrase.
You take them out again and you take them out again because they'
re doubly assholes. And in the end, in the end, you stay
with a select group of people who think like you, who have your sensitivity,
who are exactly the same as you, you have your own tastes and
you can sit down and go with their thoughts and you realize they' re
fucking assholes, too. And then you get an instagram that no longer fails,
because there is already. You know they' re all assholes in advance.
You know that' s the Facebook cycle. But while one of the
Facebook cycle is wonderful, because it is very relaxing. I think that if
Hitler had Facebook, he would have relaxed a lot. So you know,
imagine it as a Jew or eliminate Jew or jutuous, limina arévalo I like.
You know it' s very p- to- top If Hiller had
Facebook maybe, now I opened a less roundabout in cork. No. I
don' t think, I don' t think democracy will ever work.
I think the only person who could fix Spain, the only person who could
fix the situation in Spain is Juan Carlos Monedero. Stay with me fine but
little confidence. But this makes a good sense. I don' t know
if you know. A while ago Juan Carlos Monedero became a colleague of Carmen
Lomana. You know what it is that Carmelomana, the woman is sub megapija,
not as if they have supercolleagues and had spread the rumor in Madrid that
they had had a mess, not you that they had fucked. I think
it' s a lie. I think it' s impossible. No,
but I wish with all my soul that it is true, that is,
I pray every night because it is true, because they have fucked you,
I swear, because they represent in both Spains. Then Spain knows face to
face. On the one hand, you have the Marxist university intellectual in Hellinist,
not then you have the Catholic and Millionaire right- wing Mrs Sabes.
It' s not the two of them. Don' t watch them join
you. You know, I wish they' d fucked and if they didn
' t fuck, we should force them to fuck you and have a son
and the son make him emperor ja and take it another way from the Royal
Palace, present it as the Leogo king like this Spanish eye, has all
taken the first king half fat half red. Now everybody' s gonna be
chojo. I' d made it possible I don' t know. This
has been a bit. What I think. I' ve started dici te.
I started by saying I didn' t want to be a famous comedian
or popular. But I have to say that this is a bit of a
lie, because I, when I started this, I mean, all the
comics, we started because you see someone who inspires you. Not the comics
that inspired me. The first ones who made me dedicate a show were the
most commercial thing in their time, which were the hordes of the terio,
you remember the clowns of the TV and then, tonight, as you have,
was very nice public. I' d like to say goodbye with a
poem I' ve written for you. It' s a little bit,
a little silly, not a little nobody, but I' d like you
to hear it in good. At one point I' m going to ask
you to collaborate You know, I don' t know if you remember when
they said how you are, that you have to say very well which Democrats
already are. I was about five years old when I saw you on TV,
dear clown friends, I mean, how are you? At five o
' clock in the afternoon, before my homework, I sat in the living
room hearing how you are. That summer, the circus came all the way
to my town I had to see you. I couldn' t let him
get away you were kind and affectionate, I' ll never forget my ricky
Gaby fofito miliquito, you were a bit of a pilipis, you rape me
you are or alcohola ball coves. I was about five years old when I
saw you on TV, dear clown friends, say how are you? Wow,
I' m calling what pain are we going now our Yasa Tala Tala?
My childhood Bagalete, how much blood, what a mother, what a
time we put in with tostosis, put in is an abuse, I pregnant
screams of death. Hello, hello, well, how are you? Thank
you so much for getting a visa with you.