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Going Down the South Park is brought
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This is where all our work that's
done. So what are you going

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to do with all these underplans that
you steal? Collecting underpounds? Just fallows

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one? First one collect underplanns.
So what's phase two? Hell? What's

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first two files? One? Re
collect underplanns? Ya lah? But what

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about first two? Well? Fall
thrill of profit? Get up, I

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don't get it. Little full falls
one collect underpounds falls two fell through profit,

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I get it. Kick as Welcome
to Going Down to south Park,

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the podcast where we always have ourselves
at time, and this week we are

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certainly going to be doing just that
because we are going to be revisiting one

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of the more popular and talked about
episodes from South Park's earlier years. It

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is Gnomes. I am Dando and
I'm hope you're enjoying this podcast. Couzill

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job. I love that. What
was it that they get warmer as they

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get older or something? The sweat? Now this episode here right, What

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I remember about it is I actually
remember watching this for the first time when

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I was a kid. So this
you know, ninety eight, I would

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have been ten or eleven ish right. I remember really not liking this episode.

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I remember when I got to the
end, I was like, what

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was that? I didn't I didn't
get them, missed the tweaks, you

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know, the the commercial he was
talking about his coffee. I hate.

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No, I was a kid.
I didn't give a shit about coffee.

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I didn't get the gnomes and the
business plan. How that's that's spawned the

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meme and things like that. I
could get it now. I remember as

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the kid though watching this, going
this is this? I remember it's not

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enjoying it at all. I remember
thinking Tweak was so annoying. I did

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not like Tweak at all when I
was a kid. I remember this one

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of the This might have been one
of the episodes that maybe put me off

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South Park. It's funny that because
I watched it now, I thought it

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was hilarious. Yeah. Yeah,
well Tweak is very much always saying one

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note, very polarizing Tweak. I
still am gonna be out. I'm gonna

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throw it out that I didn't like
Tweak. I thought he was annoying.

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I can I can live without him. I mean, as with a lot

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of as with certain characters, a
little bit goes a long way. I

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don't think you'd want to make him
a regular, I'm pretty sure, but

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don't. Don't they do that?
Replace Kenny a Tweak though? Do they

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do that at some stage? Or
Butters? Oh, Butters, Yes,

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I think. God, I hope
it is Butters because if it's fun Tweak,

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I'll be I'm done. Yeah,
because I think they might have been

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road testing various characters and saying,
Okay, who's who's one that we can

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have around, or who's one that
has a bit of sort of comic mileage?

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How do I get that confused?
Sorry? Sorry listeners, it is

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but they're both weird, little blond
dudes. It's understandable. Yeah, but

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yeah, Butters sort of gives you
a bit more to work with and tweet

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than Tweak does. Tweak is very
is very one note and repetitive and get

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fine in certain situations. I will
be pro Tweak because he'd brought us mister

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Tweak, who I enjoy very much. But you're right. I mean,

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I'm trying to recall when I first
watched this episode and probably when't first came

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out, and yeah, the Gnomes
thing was like, there's a little bit

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weird but you could. You could
see almost instantly. It's like old people

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will be using that whole first step
to this second step, what third step

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profit? You know, it's kind
it's a pretty neat gag. And even

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before you could, meme was a
midset of viewers back then, before memes

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were a thing like was was the
idea of, oh, this is going

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to become a thing that because to
me, I felt like in the nineties

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growing up like catch phrases, yes, but the idea of a meme was

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that would that enter the forefront of
your mind. I mean you could probably

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do screenshots or something like that,
and then I mean it was a whole

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different process. I mean, I'm
not exactly it's your way you'd go about

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it, but I think certainly.
I mean I remember in articles that i'd

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write or just joking bits that i'd
write for various places, I'd you know,

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occasionally create a gag like step two
question mark, step three profit,

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and you know, people would know
what you're on about, you know,

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because and became shorthand for like,
I got no idea what I'm doing,

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but I hope it goes well.
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they're ahead of the curve in that
regard. And I'm pretty sure that

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the minute that people started making memes, this was one of the first things

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they grab because you know, it's, yeah, something you can turn into

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a joke with that necessarily having to
make a joke, which is what memes

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are. I wonder if Tray Matt
realized that it would still live on twenty

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five years later. That's you can
only hope, Yeah, you can only

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hope there's something you care out will
have some kind of shelf life, whether

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it sort of lives and dies on
its own merits or it gets repurposed into

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something else. I mean, in
all honesty, this was the when I

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saw that we were doing Nomes this
episode. That was the first and to

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be honest, only thing that spring
to mind. It's like, oh,

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yeah, this isn't the names of
the underpands names, right, They steer

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the underpands and then they've got no
idea, but they're going to make a

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profit. That's all I remembered.
I didn't remember anything about Tweak, Mister

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Tweak, the Coffee Shop Wars,
anything like that which goes part past with

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the Gnomes story. Yeah, absolutely, and the stuff about you know,

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basically exploiting the kids for your own
to for your own message, you know,

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to get your own get your own
point across a bit more potently by

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It's like you've got to do it
for the children. You don't hate children.

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It's like so many, so many
had so many marketing campaigns for so

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many things. You know, do
something that's like you want to be on

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the right side, right, I
mean you're not four, It's whatever.

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Yeah. I just love the way
they they took a look at the big

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corporations entering small towns and ruining the
small businesses because they're so much bigger.

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But they didn't just take one side. They took both sides. They had

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missed a tweak. He was the
one that was doing manipulating. And it's

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like, did you even think that
stop and taste Harbucks coffee now, Like,

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it's just that it showed the pros
and cons of both sides of the

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argument. It's something that I really
dug and it's telling that I really appreciate

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about about Parker and Stone and something
that some people hold against them in all

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one sting, so they will occasionally
take the un popular view. It's like,

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you realize these companies that are really
big. Are really big because they've

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given people what they want and they're
doing it pretty well. They're really good

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at business model. They've got a
really good business model. You know they

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didn't. It's like they do what
they do better than what the small businesses

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do. So yeah, I mean
I'm allowed to bring up the Golden Arches

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and I bring up Macca's pretty much
every episode. It's because you haven't had

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it for three months now, you
haven't with with draws, man, I'm

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like tweak, but you say what
you like. That's just delicious and it's

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funny, though I think it's the
worst of the fast food franchises. I

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just Macas just taste like cardboard.
To be a buddy, I don't like

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it to wag their own yeah okay, well, but you know that's most

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that they are the most successful.
When you think of takeaways, the Golden

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Arches is what you think of yeah
yeah, or you know, you think

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of furniture, you think of freedom
or like okay, yeah or something like

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that. It's like, I'm sure
that cost goes into a reason why so

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many people are buying this stuff,
But I mean they wouldn't be buying if

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it was but ugly or anything like
that. So you know, there's oftentimes

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these people been working at their formula, working at their product for a while,

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and it's a lot like this podcast. And I'm all about supporting local

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business if I can all do it. You know, things are getting more

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and more expensive now, right,
and sometimes you take into punt when you

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go to their small places where you're
making your handbergs and things like that,

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and it's costs. Sometimes in costs
you have fifteen sixteen dollars for one burger.

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I'm thinking I'm going to kaf seeing
it three burgers and i know I'm

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going to like them. So no, it's it's a it's a weird thing.

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It's a weird situation right now where
the cost of living has gone so

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high. It's but the idea of
supporting local business is what you want to

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do. But I also want money
in my pocket at the end of the

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day. And you want to be
you want to be a satisfied customer.

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Yeah, the day as well.
It's like, yeah, I mean we

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spent we went we went up for
Indian the other night, right, we

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ordered it up. Used to be
if you picked it up you've got ten

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percent off, right, they've got
rid of that, right, And I

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didn't think to even used to be
for every curry you ordered, it was

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fifteen dollars, right, that's what
it was. That last time we did

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that was late last year, so
maybe like maybe six months tops, right,

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was last time we got India from
this place. He's to be yet

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three different curries, large rice,
and some garlic nine or whatever. Right,

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used to cost us. Remember fifty
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bucks. And I said, ild
pick up for Brandon. She's had been

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ninety four dollars, thank you.
I went, no, no, no,

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no, no, it's just the
three corries. She goes, yeah,

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yeah, three curries, nine bread
and a large rice. And I

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was like, give it. How
what I said, that's like forty dollars

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more than usually. As she goes
other prices have gone up due to the

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cost of the out of the ingredients. And I said, what is it

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now? She each our curry is
now twenty six dollars. I'm like,

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twenties. How has it got up? Eleven dollars a curry? What was

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happening here? I'm like what?
Like? And then I got home and

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I was like the whole time,
I'm just thinking, this doesn't taste like

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this is not ninety four dollars with
a satisfaction. You know what I meant

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to say, you're electro volta and
popping. That's a five dollars milk check,

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five dollars a TV. I mean, we just record um an episode

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of Speaking of the Hill in which
I talked about the local chicken shop that

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I really enjoyed. And here's the
other thing. With the cost of living

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going up. I mean, you
know, I'd go and get my regular

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and it costs about eleven bucks.
You know, I get chicken chips and

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a drink that's a good feet for
leven bucks. That's pretty good for eleven

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bucks. I went down there under
new management and was like, oh,

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that'll be sixteen bucks. I'm like, I ordered a quarter of chicken chips

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and here's this drink. Where's the
five five ball bucks? What the fuck?

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I'm just I was just like,
I actually said, what the fuck

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they said? The first bride with
the Indian, I was just thinking the

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food can't have gone up this much. I just didn't understand. I might

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just sound like an old man winging
yelling at the cloud, right now.

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But that's back to my point of
I knew now if I spend nicol and

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I can spend twenty five bucks at
KFC and get a shitload of food and

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enjoy it. And unfortunately, like
you're saying, as Trey says in this

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episode, as he writes in the
episode, sometime times, you know,

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big business is better, and there's
a reason that better. They provide you

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with food that you know you're going
to enjoy at a price that you can

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afford. And that's why I think
big corporations are now. That's why you're

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seeing a lot of small businesses failing
now because they're just the big business is

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able to have that stronghold over the
cost of everything like that everything is so

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cheap. For example, chips now
there's a shortage of potatoes in Australia,

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so everywhere you get a fish and
chip shop, minimum chips used to be

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like two dollars. Now it's like
five dollars and you can't get that much

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chips. You get a KFC,
you can get two chips, two large

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ships for six bucks because they had
their own supply of potatoes. I'm like,

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they're winning everywhere, man. Yeah, And you know you know,

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you're going to get lettuce in your
boot, although occasionally you might get some

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cabbage in your burger as well.
That's all right, yeah yeah, but

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yeah, So I just really enjoyed
how they showed that they betrayed mister Tweak

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as a villain to a hero and
a villain, they both had their positives.

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We're not absolute monsters. I'm pretty
sure that we'd all like to support.

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Yeah, the enterprising young business person
who's opened their own shop. Some

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places you can just tell though,
it's like what step two about this place?

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Where's the step too? Yeah,
you're you're going to be closed in

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three months. But I mean there's
a place not far from me that's open

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to a little joint and it's like
it's like in Sifeld. It's one of

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those cursed locations, you know.
It's like, ah, this has been

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so many things over the course of
his life and this is probably gonna last

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food. Yeah, my good man. But they've turned this into like it's

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like a gourmet smoothie place or something
like that. And I could see them

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decking it out, you know,
this young couple are in there. They

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were painting it. It looks nice
and every time. I think I should

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really go in there and try one
of their gourmet's moothies, and it's probably

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gonna be fantastic, and I would
maybe go down like once a fortnight and

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get one. But I've never been. I haven't been in yet, and

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I'm pretty sure if I go down
there sometime, the next month's going to

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be like thanks guys, we try. Yeah, it's like fuckingp So it

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was steel so sad. When I
see those posts saying don't want to have

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to write this. I didn't think
it ever gonna happen. You're like,

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oh, I don't like where this
is going. It's the it's the second,

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Yeah, the second saddest thing.
The first thing is seeing like a

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missing pet notice has been up for
god knows how long. It was like

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that animals dead, Yeah, smart
smart en coming back. But yeah,

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the worst is like thanks to our
friends and patron. Yeah, but yeah

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it looks like getting you know,
Dan's gonna go have her to get a

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desk job, and I don't know, I guess maybe we'll start a family.

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Now I don't know. Fucking we're
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Yeah, we couldn't. We couldn't
afford defeats much that we threw him out,

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but we had to put that the
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Did you find the under gnomes annoying
or funny in this? I remember

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the kid, I found them very
annoying, But now I found them funny

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because I knew what they were going
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found him so annoy because that song
time to go to work, work on

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no search. Yeah, It's like, yeah, they didn't neither here nor

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there. Really, I didn't find
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annoying, But I didn't find them
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they said they served a purpose.
They served the purpose because of the meme

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that's that's been spawned, I think
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only thing that works about the names
is the fact they've got a shitty business

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plan. I did love that you
never actually saw them make a profit.

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That's true, because I think that
would have ruined the gag if you saw

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them actually succeed. I think the
funniest thing is probably you know when they

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finally the kids finally see them and
Carmen's first I just hit this week.

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Look at him that I had that
my favorite moment, just yeah, pussy,

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you'll you'll hate this. But thecause
like a viral tweet that went around.

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It's like, do your song.
If I was a teenager we found

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ET, we would have killed that
little fucker with a hammer. I've always

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just sort of gone. And it's
because of ET. I've always just gone.

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If I found another being, I
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like I would just probably just leave
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as a kid. I was like, I would want to help it.

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That's why I am the way I
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see a fucking a struggling ant in
the sink and I'll help it out.

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I'm like, it's just an ant. Yeah, why do I do that?

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I don't know, but it's the
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help. If I see something struggling, I have to help it, regardless

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of what it is. I had
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at Loose and the dog kept coming
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then it was sort of sniffling at
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shit, it's like a big Huntsman
and spider. For those of yeah,

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huntsman spider, sorry, folks,
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um And it was in like an
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is it alive? And I'm I'm
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like with something, and yeah it
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an awkuposition, So can you get
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I'm going to try, and you
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paper and get it out and put
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know, spiders aren't not that bad. Then help the leat mosquitoes. But

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in the end, it was in
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it out without actually like putting my
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which I wasn't going to do it. Yeah, so I'm like, give

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me a paper towel, up with
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Yeah, whatever's misery, We'll put
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because you know, Lou and I'll
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like, Internet spade is still there. I'm like, no, I'm gonna

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get it. Only I just killed
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That's a Paul Cantor, who was
as off Wiki literary critic an economic

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theorist, he says, he who
has taught college courses revolving around this episode

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gnomes. He has described it as
the most fully developed defense of capitalism that

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the show has ever produced. Do
you agree? Yeah, that makes a

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whole bunch of sense. I mean
something I wrote down the end here is

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in my notes when yeah, it
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the end and you're like, yeah,

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maybe maybe going to KFC isn't that
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of survive of the fittest. I
mean, and you know, you can

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also vote with your dollar. I
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bad for you don't need it.
Yeah, yeah, exactly. And this

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is the thing whatever because we live
in Geelong here in Australia, guys close

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to a surf the surf Coast,
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like kind of thing right, And
whenever I think a big corporation is coming

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too small towns, I think of
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like stay out of here. We've
got our local shops, we know what

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McDonald's here. And then McDonald's comes
and it just thrives because everyone's like,

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we want McDonalds big. Plus it's
fucking rich of Turkie to say that ship.

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When you look down, it's like
rip cool, Yeah, Quicksilver's brand.

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Man. I don't think speakers would
fucking last five minutes. No,

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No, not at all. Speakers
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think it's gone now speaks, isn't. I think it went out of business.

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I think that's the point. They
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running establishment in and the Geelong CBD, which unfortunately the Chlong CBD turn into

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a cracked inn. And so we'd
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center. Did I'm pretty sure I
thought I thought that's gone as well?

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Though? Has that one gone as
well? Pretty shure? Now? Like

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what's the not TYPEO? What's the
Figanda? It's owned by Gander, but

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it was a cotton cotton owns factory
or something, or maybe it's Ganda.

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It's one of those I think clans
Typo and it'll may be owned something they're

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all the same, They're all and
see. But yeah, okay, this

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is the other the other thing about
this though. I mean, yes,

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it's also it's survival of the fittest. But you you want to have some

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choice in your in your consumption.
So you know, if it if it

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reaches the point where I want to
buy a book, well it looks like

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I'm gonna have to go through Amazon, or you know, I want to

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Burger. It looks like I'm going
to have to have Mick Donalds. You

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want to have some competition because also
well it's first of all, it's good

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for you know, it keeps the
competition on its toes. But also you

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know, a bit of varieties good
for the soul, but the good for

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the palet. And I'm good for
everything. Do you know Elon Musk actually

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referenced this episode. He referenced the
plan anywhere the Name's Plans presents the embodiment

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of the gnome. Yeah, he
with the Twitter Twitter buy Twitter profit question,

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but he referenced the underpants Gnomes plan
in his presentation on the Mars Conquest

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in September twenty sixteen. I feel
like Elon right, he's willing to take

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the Mickey out of himself because he
knows it's just gonna I think he just

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loves poking the bear, doesn't he
he has that much money. He's just

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like, I don't give a fuck
what you think about me. I'm gonna

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poke those bears. I'm gonna get
you all riled up, and I don't

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gonna sits back in his last his
head off ad at all. Like all

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the hate that he gets on Twitter, he doesn't care. He doesn't care.

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What would he care? What would
he care that? Joe Blow has

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twelve follows on Twitter, says that
Elan's an idiot. What would he give

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a shit? I think you would. It's like, it's like all the

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fucking celebrities. I said they're going
to leave America when Trump got in,

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I'm like, he didn't. You
didn't move. He bought another house.

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Okay, you know you made he
beefed up the security in your gated community.

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Yeah, that's pretty much. You
didn't go anywhere. You're all talk,

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you're all words. That's all it
is. But um, yeah,

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I thought it was funny. Plus
it's also the first appearance not just a

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Tweak but also Tolkien as he's now
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Is he now called Tolkien j as
in Jr. Lord of the Rings.

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Yeah, oh yes, no I
did that. They changed him from

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Token to Tolkien. Yeah. A
little bit later on, I think they're

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like, the GAG's being done.
I think we can move on now.

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We get it. And it still
sounds like token. It's Tolkien, you

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know, true? Yeah, I
mean that's that sounds like a very Parker

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Stone moved like, yeah, we'll
change a little bit, but you know

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what we mean, you know what
we meant. Ye, But yeah,

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I don't think it's I mean,
it's an andy racist gag that today would

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still people would treat it as racist. Yeah, which, yeah, it's

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it's kind of odd. That's what
I find interesting. The current debate won't

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get into it. Maybe we'll save
it for the Movie Guy podcast. But

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the argument that's Mario the Super Mario
film is succeeding because it's anti woke.

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I was like, how about because
it's probably the most successful video game franchise

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of all time? Yeah, they
might be it, how is it?

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I have not watched it. The
argument is that you know, it's it's

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anti woke, so all the um, all the woke movies of Disney.

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All the woke, all the worke
movies of Disney aren't doing well at the

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box office. But the anti woke
movies from Eliminate, Elimination and all that,

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it's elimination is at the company elimination, I think. So. Yeah,

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I always gonna say a luminadium like
some Luminaradio is illumination. But that's

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the different. The Minions one and
all that, and I can put some

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Boots is doing well. All these
anti woke movies that apparently apparently they're anti

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work, they're doing great at the
box office. But Disney they're doing terribly

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because they're so woke. I was
like, you're talking about Mario, right,

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Super Mario. Pretty sure everyone's gonna
go see the Super Mario movie.

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Yeah, well, I know a
lot of people have gone, and I

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personally have zero interest in it.
So you didn't grow up with it as

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a game. Anyone who was born
in from like mid eighties is going to

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go watch the Super Mario movie.
Yeah, of course. But yeah,

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that's what I was interesting, the
argument of the whole anti woke versus at

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woke. I'm but I've heard arguments
that it is woke female protagonist. Yeah,

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that was like Princess peatures, a
girl boss and all this stuff.

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What are you talking about? Yeah, anyway, I mean, but here's

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the thing. If we're talking about
sort of not my area of expertise,

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but I mean an area that I'm
interested in, says say, like horror

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movies, or for instance, you've
got a lot of people say, I'm

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not enjoying these modern horror movie because
he's just hitting us over the head with

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your message. You're being too political. Yeah, at which point you get

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some people say horror movies have always
been political, given back to the you

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know, like Invision the body snatches
in the fifties or you know, even

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going back to Frankenstein. Was like, it's like, yeah, but yeah,

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they were political, but they didn't
necessarily lead with the politics they told

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you. Sorry, I sound awfully
sort of conservant and reactionary when I say

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that, But they lived with the
story first, and any political social commentary

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was subtext. They didn't lead with. It was like, it's there if

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you want it, and it's there
if you can see it, and often

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at oftentimes it's kind of obvious,
but not necessarily the first thing that they're

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going to tell you about. I
mean, John carpen As they live.

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It's one of my favorite movies.
And that's as social justice warrior is he

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gonna get and it's not subtle about
it at all. But Carpener also kind

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of front loads it with a lot
of fights and gunfights, and you know,

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there's a sequence where Roddy Potper and
Keith David just beat the absolute shit

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out of each other. He's all
out of guns, he's all out of

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bubble Gum just gets Anyway, enough
about that, what were your favorite moments

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from gnomes Um? Look, it
was mainly mister Tweeks's voice. I just

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loved every time he came on and
stead of just talking about her and good

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cup of curvy in the morning,
it's just gonna get you right through the

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days of a coffee for a simple
America. Now that's got that's trade.

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It's got to be trade, right, Yeah. But all I love too

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is that they even the towns people
are like, oh yeah, he's um.

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His coffee tastes like shit, but
it's all that ever known. It's

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like he's a local guy, but
that's where we get the coffee on and

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that tastes coffee from the big place
and they're like, oh, this is

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what first taste like. It doesn't
have that burnt rual sewerage plate. Yeah,

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but yeah, I was fair in
love and war and coffee. The

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music and the leaning against something,
the little the lean and just the little

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dude, little sort of acoustic guitar
music every time his dad doing fantastic.

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Wow. Loved it. But just
as good a points was um, yeah,

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the guy from a Harbucks coffee,
particularly the first time you hear him

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he rocks up to Tweaks coffee and
he's like, yeah, give me in

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and call me back. Was in
the briefcase first, how about five hundred

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thousand. Sorry, I'll probably clip
the audio doing doing my impression of that

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guy just then. But I know
I really enjoyed that as well. I'm

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a simple man. I have simple
needs. I just like funny voices.

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I really enjoyed umcarpment as we discussed
the other hit him of the gnome hitting

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the name of the stick so well
just look at him. But also the

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GNOME's reaction to killing Kenny, and
the kids are just like ow it is,

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you know, but like, holy
shit, we squished your friend.

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Was this the first stage where they
sort of starting to make a joke of

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Kenny dying and just like it happens
all the time forget about You. In

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the last episode, it was it
was Charlie Manson, I believe that says

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it. Oh yeah, it's just
yeah, it's it's become it's become a

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joke. It's I mean, it's
always been a joke, but now the

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character's almost just like the joke is
that they don't care that Kenny's dead anymore.

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It used to be like, yeah, oh my god, you can

403
00:24:52.079 --> 00:24:56.359
kill you, bars downs or something, bust whatever, business as usual.

404
00:24:56.680 --> 00:25:00.200
Just the gnomes like look out,
holy shit, we squished him. Just

405
00:25:00.359 --> 00:25:03.000
I thought it was very, very
good. I actually enjoyed the gnomes,

406
00:25:03.279 --> 00:25:06.519
just like badass gnomes, just a
bit of attitude, like you don't expect

407
00:25:06.559 --> 00:25:11.480
it from yeah pussy. But I
also really liked the Cartman. I always

408
00:25:11.519 --> 00:25:15.400
get to get a cartment making fun
of Kenny, just you know, perfectly

409
00:25:15.440 --> 00:25:19.680
help you living on welfare, right, Kenny, Fuck you you said Kenny.

410
00:25:22.480 --> 00:25:25.240
I feel like Kenny and Cartman had
this relationship that I never realized as

411
00:25:25.240 --> 00:25:29.359
a kid. They've they've got a
bond there where they're both smartasses. Kenny,

412
00:25:29.519 --> 00:25:32.000
Kenny's a much nicer person. But
they have this little bond where,

413
00:25:32.039 --> 00:25:36.400
like they just say, they have
a little what's the word, where it's

414
00:25:36.440 --> 00:25:40.200
like an agreement that like we don't
we out like each other necessarily like each

415
00:25:40.240 --> 00:25:41.200
other, but we're willing to sort
of take the piece out of each other

416
00:25:41.200 --> 00:25:45.000
and we sort of love hate sort
of free me because I mean, it's

417
00:25:45.039 --> 00:25:48.880
hard to feel sorry for Kenny in
this regard, because you get feeling Kenny

418
00:25:48.880 --> 00:25:52.160
because can really take care of himself. You know, it's not like he's

419
00:25:52.160 --> 00:25:55.279
he's not a rough wi him.
No, Yeah, he's like, fuck

420
00:25:55.319 --> 00:26:03.920
you man. Any more brain Busters. It is time for the blockbuster brainbuster

421
00:26:03.359 --> 00:26:08.559
for Gnomes. This episode, mister
Davis originally add December sixteenth, nineteen ninety

422
00:26:08.559 --> 00:26:11.799
eight. Now we still have two
movies that we're in the top three.

423
00:26:11.880 --> 00:26:15.680
Last week you got A Bug's Life
in at number two, and Any of

424
00:26:15.680 --> 00:26:17.920
the State is still number three.
So I'm going to ask you to tell

425
00:26:17.960 --> 00:26:21.559
me the number one, number four, number five, so number one at

426
00:26:21.599 --> 00:26:23.640
the US box office in December sixteenth, nineteen ninety eight. That week,

427
00:26:23.960 --> 00:26:32.680
the clue is when can the clue
b um Space Okay, the clue for

428
00:26:32.759 --> 00:26:37.079
number four will be snow, and
the clue for number five will be football.

429
00:26:40.240 --> 00:26:45.400
Go okay, space ninety eight All
the way he said space just then

430
00:26:45.599 --> 00:26:49.880
makes it sound like the fun Frontier
it does. Yes, Okay, so

431
00:26:51.079 --> 00:26:56.240
we're talking a Star Trek movie.
Um, it's not Generations and it's not

432
00:26:56.279 --> 00:26:59.079
first content either. I don't think
we're in the new generation era when they

433
00:26:59.119 --> 00:27:02.680
are making movies, and they only
did like three or four, so I

434
00:27:02.720 --> 00:27:04.599
wasn't first contact because that was in
ninety six. So it must be the

435
00:27:04.759 --> 00:27:12.839
next one, which is insurrection.
Is gonna say Trump as a clue?

436
00:27:14.400 --> 00:27:18.759
Yeah, it's a fan of Frontier. I'm gonna go canna go Frontier?

437
00:27:18.759 --> 00:27:22.160
It God, that was a dreadful
trump. Um, what was it?

438
00:27:22.400 --> 00:27:27.359
Snow? Snow? It's not something
to do with like a sasquatch or something

439
00:27:27.400 --> 00:27:32.319
like that. Is something to do
with a mystical creatures. It's a mystical

440
00:27:32.480 --> 00:27:37.240
bean in that you would not normally
come to life. I think the Frost

441
00:27:37.279 --> 00:27:41.319
and the snow, mam. But
it's not him, it's instead it's it's

442
00:27:41.440 --> 00:27:45.720
Jack. Oh, it's Jack Frost, Jack Frost. The oh. Yeah,

443
00:27:45.759 --> 00:27:49.680
Because there was a terrib horror movie
called Jack Frost the Mutant Killer snow

444
00:27:49.759 --> 00:27:53.200
Man. Not that much. No, this one's got Michael Keayton in it.

445
00:27:53.319 --> 00:27:59.039
I think as as the titular Jack
Frost who comes. I don't really

446
00:27:59.039 --> 00:28:00.640
call much about it except I think
he dies and comes back to life as

447
00:28:00.640 --> 00:28:03.240
a snow man. Says it says, Dad dies and he comes back as

448
00:28:03.240 --> 00:28:06.960
a snowman to make make good with
his son or something, to make good

449
00:28:06.960 --> 00:28:10.119
with his wife and his son,
and he sort of has lots of winter

450
00:28:10.240 --> 00:28:11.960
wonderland fun with his son or something. I'm saying. I don't know,

451
00:28:12.039 --> 00:28:18.400
maw. This was I sorry it
was the last closed football football. It's

452
00:28:18.440 --> 00:28:22.160
not any given Sunday. I think
of the opposite of any given Sunday when

453
00:28:22.160 --> 00:28:33.200
it comes to style and tone.
On ninety eight that I think it might

454
00:28:33.240 --> 00:28:36.559
be Bobby Bouchet, It might be
the water Boy. It is the water

455
00:28:36.599 --> 00:28:38.160
Boy, Yes, maybe that.
I love the kid. I really enjoyed

456
00:28:38.200 --> 00:28:42.079
the week, so yes, Start
Star Trek Insurrection number one, A Bug's

457
00:28:42.119 --> 00:28:45.319
Life number two, Enemy of the
State number three, Jack Frost at four,

458
00:28:45.359 --> 00:28:51.319
and The water Boy at number five. I remember really enjoying The water

459
00:28:51.359 --> 00:28:55.839
Boy. I mean it the Fonds
is the coach and you know you can

460
00:28:55.920 --> 00:28:59.519
do it Misery. Oh, I
think it's the first one with you can

461
00:28:59.559 --> 00:29:02.519
do it, you can do it, you can do it. Oh night

462
00:29:02.640 --> 00:29:07.119
low. I remember seeing the trailer
for it because yeah, of course going

463
00:29:07.160 --> 00:29:11.680
to the movies light in the late
nighties, and the trailer for it had

464
00:29:11.759 --> 00:29:15.400
like um, fat boy Slim's going
out of my head as the as the

465
00:29:15.400 --> 00:29:18.599
theme music when Bobby just crashing and
everybody was like, this looks like the

466
00:29:18.640 --> 00:29:22.079
dopest movie it was. That was
a great thing about the late nineties.

467
00:29:22.680 --> 00:29:27.480
They had a lot of really great
electronica and techno as backing music for movie

468
00:29:27.480 --> 00:29:32.359
trailers. They had Firestarter for the
for like some van Damn movie. I'm

469
00:29:32.359 --> 00:29:33.599
like, oh my god, there's
gonna be the best fucking movie of all

470
00:29:33.640 --> 00:29:37.920
time. It's usually a lot of
rage in there as well. Oh yeah,

471
00:29:38.440 --> 00:29:42.319
it's only beat by the early nineties
doing let the Bodies at the Floor

472
00:29:42.759 --> 00:29:48.440
to an action that was that was
early two thousands, right, that was

473
00:29:48.440 --> 00:29:51.680
early two thousands. Yeah, So
did I say early nine Yeah, sorry,

474
00:29:51.920 --> 00:29:56.519
early two thousands. No Parties at
the Floor. I did it for

475
00:29:56.680 --> 00:30:03.079
Rambo and it's like I've got to
say it, but yeah, the water

476
00:30:03.160 --> 00:30:07.039
boy. They also spawned the meme
of m want me to kill them when

477
00:30:07.039 --> 00:30:11.559
he's doing That's right, Ferusa Balk
Yeah, yeah, crushed on her when

478
00:30:11.559 --> 00:30:15.960
I was a kid. She was
like, you were incredibly hot but terrifying.

479
00:30:15.079 --> 00:30:21.799
Yeah. All right, so that
is the blockbuster rainbuster. Okay,

480
00:30:21.880 --> 00:30:23.920
now let's try to get an answer
from someone who's not a complete retard.

481
00:30:25.200 --> 00:30:27.480
All right, mister Davis, it's
time for some questions regarding gnomes. Before

482
00:30:27.480 --> 00:30:30.240
we do that, though, this
is where we read out the names of

483
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484
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485
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He's going to be coming on our
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486
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487
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488
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489
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490
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494
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503
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504
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507
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whole lot. We appreciate, admire
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508
00:32:00.039 --> 00:32:00.839
Indeed, all right, hit me
with your first question for names.

509
00:32:01.400 --> 00:32:07.079
Oh at tweaks, how much is
a small coffee? Oh shit, okay,

510
00:32:07.400 --> 00:32:10.759
what three dollars? I don't know. This was the nineties. We're

511
00:32:10.759 --> 00:32:15.880
talking about sixty nine cents for a
small coffee. Holy shit, I don't

512
00:32:16.440 --> 00:32:20.839
I never liked coffee. I've never
drunk coffee. Coff Nicolas huge on coffee.

513
00:32:21.160 --> 00:32:23.319
But coffee culture wasn't really called the
cafe culture wasn't really big in the

514
00:32:23.359 --> 00:32:28.279
nineties. And stay yet was it
It's big now? Not really? No,

515
00:32:28.559 --> 00:32:30.400
I mean certainly not. It really
took off in the two thousands.

516
00:32:30.440 --> 00:32:32.799
I mean, if you wanted,
if you want a good coffee, you'd

517
00:32:32.799 --> 00:32:36.359
go into like lig On Street or
somewhere like that. You know, we're

518
00:32:36.640 --> 00:32:40.160
our Italian friends would be whipping up
lates and marchiatos and all kind of business.

519
00:32:40.440 --> 00:32:44.279
I mean I remember when I was
first at UNI in the early nineties

520
00:32:44.279 --> 00:32:46.200
and thinking, oh, this is
incredibly sophisticated me to go to the cafe

521
00:32:46.279 --> 00:32:51.000
and get a cappuccino and then smoke
a cigarette, well and having my coffee.

522
00:32:51.039 --> 00:32:53.400
What year would that have been?
This was like ninety okay, so

523
00:32:53.440 --> 00:32:57.440
it was before Friends, and I
feel like Friends really introduced the world to

524
00:32:57.480 --> 00:33:00.200
the coffee culture. That's true.
Yeah, I mean well, of course

525
00:33:00.200 --> 00:33:04.599
Seattle was huge in the early nineties
due to grunge and everything like that.

526
00:33:04.640 --> 00:33:07.720
And the course Seattle is the home
of Starbucks, is it really? I

527
00:33:07.799 --> 00:33:09.960
did not know that, Okay,
correct. I don't think like Starbucks and

528
00:33:10.279 --> 00:33:14.079
Kirk Combain really go hand in hand
though, No, you don't think so.

529
00:33:14.160 --> 00:33:19.400
But but did you ask me a
question? I did, and it

530
00:33:19.480 --> 00:33:22.960
was the price of My first question
is what is the name of the worker

531
00:33:22.079 --> 00:33:28.000
at Harbucks who complains when when they
say shut it down? Oh? I

532
00:33:28.000 --> 00:33:34.079
think of dirty, dirty, dirty
Harry Sanchez, dirty, Oh Sanchez.

533
00:33:34.079 --> 00:33:38.279
That's right. Oh gosh, I
was just on that dirty. My next

534
00:33:38.319 --> 00:33:45.079
question to you, the what number
item? Is the missing underpants on the

535
00:33:45.400 --> 00:33:47.599
Mayor's and the Mayor's meeting. That's
my next question. Thirty seven D,

536
00:33:49.240 --> 00:33:52.599
Issue thirty seven D exactly. My
final question then, because he's want to

537
00:33:52.599 --> 00:33:54.799
pitch on, I try and find
another one. Is what is the name

538
00:33:54.920 --> 00:34:00.160
of the boy who's trying to win
over with the camel suit? Oh damn

539
00:34:00.200 --> 00:34:04.880
it, it's it's the usual name. Because the mother says, come along

540
00:34:05.240 --> 00:34:08.480
so and so. Think of who
does who does Troy McClure usually have any

541
00:34:08.559 --> 00:34:14.000
videos? Is Bobby, Billy?
Billy? Come along Billy? Because because

542
00:34:14.039 --> 00:34:15.960
again, say Timmy for a secondly, maybe it is Timmy and the Simpsons.

543
00:34:16.000 --> 00:34:20.039
Maybe it is Timmy, Timmy and
Billy like Billy. It's the name

544
00:34:20.039 --> 00:34:24.679
of innocence, Timmy and Billy's tiny
tim double me mistaken. He'd kill you

545
00:34:24.679 --> 00:34:28.800
and everyone you care about it.
Yes, I'm pretty sure it is Billy

546
00:34:28.800 --> 00:34:30.760
and the Simpsons. I'm pretty sure. I putting on a bit my left

547
00:34:30.760 --> 00:34:34.159
testings, Billy. What's your next
question? Well, I don't want your

548
00:34:34.199 --> 00:34:37.119
left testical, so we're not gonna
get um. That's pretty much all the

549
00:34:37.199 --> 00:34:43.679
questions I have unless you know what
is the name of the Harbucks coffee representative

550
00:34:44.119 --> 00:34:50.760
arts John something and John? Is
it post him or something? It's post

551
00:34:50.880 --> 00:34:53.559
him? Yeah, yes, I
tell you what. If you're looking for

552
00:34:53.599 --> 00:34:57.920
the best Dan King of the Hill
podcast This Side of Island, look no

553
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Ain't a chronological celebration of the series that

554
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555
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Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you find

556
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your podcast link. It's in the
description of this show. The ovisional edit

557
00:35:16.840 --> 00:35:21.840
of Gnomes was December sixteenth, nineteen
ninety eight, almost Christmas time. It

558
00:35:21.880 --> 00:35:24.599
was written by Pam Brady, Trey
Parker, and Matt Stone and directed by

559
00:35:24.840 --> 00:35:29.480
you Guessed at Trey Parker. The
episode kicks off with all the kids at

560
00:35:29.519 --> 00:35:32.480
school and mister Gavirison explains that the
border considering firing him because they don't think

561
00:35:32.519 --> 00:35:36.719
he's doing a very good job of
teaching them current events. I believe from

562
00:35:36.719 --> 00:35:38.800
the kids they don't care at all. And mister Garison is not impressed with

563
00:35:38.840 --> 00:35:42.840
this. I don't know you will
get yeah, that's okay with us,

564
00:35:42.960 --> 00:35:45.840
Yes exactly, And I think that's
just that's the mentality of a four year

565
00:35:45.880 --> 00:35:47.639
old. The word teachers at primary
school in regards of what school you went

566
00:35:47.679 --> 00:35:50.920
to there was always those teachers that
you really enjoyed and you wanted to be

567
00:35:50.960 --> 00:35:52.360
in their class because I remember at
the end of year. I know how

568
00:35:52.360 --> 00:35:55.360
they do it anywhere else but now, But when I was a kid at

569
00:35:55.360 --> 00:35:58.880
primary school, when it got to
the end of the year, they used

570
00:35:58.920 --> 00:36:00.719
to go get all the kids up, you know from that you level,

571
00:36:00.760 --> 00:36:01.280
and say, all right, we're
gonna read at your name. If you

572
00:36:01.519 --> 00:36:04.880
if you read at your name,
this is going to be your teacher,

573
00:36:04.880 --> 00:36:07.199
go to your new classroom and spend
the next last two days of the year

574
00:36:07.199 --> 00:36:09.239
in that room. And there was
always there was this I'm going to name

575
00:36:09.280 --> 00:36:12.280
her, you know, because you
know, God love her now, but

576
00:36:12.280 --> 00:36:15.320
she's probably be gone, she'd be
older. Her name was Missus Burrows.

577
00:36:15.840 --> 00:36:17.880
And you look back now and she
we didn't like her. She was a

578
00:36:17.920 --> 00:36:21.639
hard woman, but you look back
now anything she was what we needed out

579
00:36:21.679 --> 00:36:23.639
those rascals in nor Shall Primary,
right, But you're always like, oh,

580
00:36:23.639 --> 00:36:27.400
please don't miss Borrows, Please don't
miss Borros, Please don't miss Borrows.

581
00:36:29.000 --> 00:36:30.320
There was always that Patty. I
remember I was actually in her class.

582
00:36:30.320 --> 00:36:34.000
But there was also the fear of
having your name read out, but

583
00:36:34.039 --> 00:36:36.440
none of your friends being read out
in the same class that was the bear,

584
00:36:36.559 --> 00:36:38.559
wasn't it? Oh? Absolutely?
I mean I remember when I was

585
00:36:38.559 --> 00:36:44.840
in grade five and there were two
classes. There was five D and five

586
00:36:45.079 --> 00:36:46.559
W. Okay, because that was
the last that was the last name of

587
00:36:46.559 --> 00:36:49.400
the teacher, right, that was
the first letter of their last name.

588
00:36:49.480 --> 00:36:58.760
Yeah. Yeah, And my best
friend was in five W, and I

589
00:36:58.840 --> 00:37:01.079
feel what you call the cool the
kids, shall we say? And then

590
00:37:01.079 --> 00:37:04.480
there was five DAY, which I
was in. There were a couple of

591
00:37:04.480 --> 00:37:09.440
cool kids in there, and you
were the welfare baker. That's true,

592
00:37:12.719 --> 00:37:16.360
better than five W. Yeah.
And you know there are a few people

593
00:37:16.360 --> 00:37:20.280
in five day who became, you
know, very very good friends of mine.

594
00:37:20.519 --> 00:37:23.400
Yeah, as a result of being
in five day. But oh yeah,

595
00:37:23.440 --> 00:37:25.920
I was like, oh, my
love would be something better. I

596
00:37:25.960 --> 00:37:29.760
was in five W instill of being
stuck with mister Davies, who was a

597
00:37:29.840 --> 00:37:31.760
right pricker, didn't like me at
all. Sometimes you're sneaking to the other

598
00:37:31.800 --> 00:37:37.840
classroom and just hope that they didn't
notice he followed me home? Can he

599
00:37:37.920 --> 00:37:40.920
stay for dinner? This will be
a group project, So I'm gonna place

600
00:37:40.960 --> 00:37:45.039
you all into groups of five.
Let's see Wendy Babe Clyde, Pip and

601
00:37:45.079 --> 00:37:50.639
Token. You'll be group one and
group two will be stand Kyle, Eric,

602
00:37:50.719 --> 00:37:55.760
Kenny, and and tweak on that
tweak. We don't want to be

603
00:37:55.800 --> 00:38:00.239
in a group with tweak. There's
nothing wrong with tweak. I made do

604
00:38:00.239 --> 00:38:01.960
a great job in your group.
Actually take that trend of pressure. No,

605
00:38:02.119 --> 00:38:06.039
Sweet Jesus pleading, dude, we
can't work with this kid. Yeah.

606
00:38:06.079 --> 00:38:08.119
There was also another anxious moment at
school when you got put into groups

607
00:38:08.119 --> 00:38:10.239
and you didn't get to decide who
was in the group. I think actually

608
00:38:10.239 --> 00:38:13.760
it might be more stressful when the
kids did decide, because it's like,

609
00:38:14.239 --> 00:38:15.559
yeah, the teacher decides, and
you're not in a group with the cool

610
00:38:15.599 --> 00:38:17.920
kids or in a group with your
friends, then it's like, well they

611
00:38:17.920 --> 00:38:20.920
decided, But if your friends don't
want you in the group, it's like,

612
00:38:20.920 --> 00:38:23.320
oh man again. This happened to
me in Gray Vibe when we went

613
00:38:23.400 --> 00:38:27.880
on an excursion and I was like, oh, I'm going to be sharing

614
00:38:27.880 --> 00:38:30.920
a room with my best buddy.
My best buddy was like, no,

615
00:38:30.000 --> 00:38:37.599
I'm sharing room with this guy.
We were we were best and yeah,

616
00:38:37.760 --> 00:38:40.599
I remember this other guy. Who
the fuck is wrong with this kid?

617
00:38:43.559 --> 00:38:46.199
Also, he's sharing a room with
me buddies not that bad. It's funny

618
00:38:46.239 --> 00:38:49.400
how you just have these moments from
primer school there to stick with us.

619
00:38:49.800 --> 00:38:53.880
Oh god you yeah, and usually
just like a second yeah, not even

620
00:38:53.920 --> 00:38:57.639
beaten, and they meant nothing to
anybody else, but you are just like

621
00:38:57.840 --> 00:39:00.320
just impacted your life in the big
Well you talked about this in the past.

622
00:39:04.039 --> 00:39:06.159
I mean this was more of a
big deal. But the girl who

623
00:39:06.159 --> 00:39:09.119
wanted to she'd go to the dead
ball and she wanted you to. Yeah,

624
00:39:08.519 --> 00:39:12.360
yeah, yeah, and you know
you said, oh look I can't

625
00:39:12.400 --> 00:39:15.280
do it. I don't want to
do it. I felt horrible. Ever

626
00:39:15.480 --> 00:39:17.559
felt horrible. Yeah. And then
years later when and said like, I'm

627
00:39:17.559 --> 00:39:20.760
really sorry about there's been weighing on
move so much. Yeah I wanted with

628
00:39:20.800 --> 00:39:22.079
someone else. Yeah. I was
like, oh, yeah, okay,

629
00:39:22.239 --> 00:39:28.639
Now I feel like now I feel
worse. I told you I hate him.

630
00:39:28.840 --> 00:39:30.599
I wish I had to apologize.
I felt like a big deal,

631
00:39:30.719 --> 00:39:35.199
like and almost like, oh I
feel bad for being too important for her.

632
00:39:35.239 --> 00:39:37.360
Now I feel if I'm worse.
We're apologizing to you. But you

633
00:39:37.360 --> 00:39:39.800
get put into a group with tweak
and I'll just go here. Oh I'm

634
00:39:39.800 --> 00:39:43.840
not sure how much longer I can
put up with this Garret day. As

635
00:39:43.840 --> 00:39:45.599
you said, very one note,
I'm sure there's many listeners out there that

636
00:39:45.639 --> 00:39:49.880
love tweak apologize listeners you know,
you find to enjoy him. I just

637
00:39:49.920 --> 00:39:54.159
thought I got over it very fast. But then mister Caprison mentioned is about

638
00:39:54.159 --> 00:39:58.000
medical center or something in the show, Chad Everett, do you know the

639
00:39:58.000 --> 00:40:01.840
show? It's it's an old seventies
or sixties version of the h Really okay,

640
00:40:01.920 --> 00:40:05.760
yep, but he basically threatens the
kids here. You know, if

641
00:40:05.760 --> 00:40:07.519
you make him look bad, mister
Hat's going to smack you bitches up.

642
00:40:08.480 --> 00:40:13.360
Then we got John Postum. He
arrives to twets coffee shop. Is I

643
00:40:13.400 --> 00:40:15.000
actually have a name? Twet coffee
shops are just tweaks. I think he's

644
00:40:15.000 --> 00:40:19.079
just tweets coffee, twists coffee.
Okay, yeah, I might just double

645
00:40:19.159 --> 00:40:22.000
check that actually, because you can
make sure that you don't just assume these

646
00:40:22.000 --> 00:40:23.360
things, because there's listeners out there
that, dude love them some south Park

647
00:40:23.400 --> 00:40:25.920
and I'm if I was listening to
a Simpson's podcast and I was like,

648
00:40:27.280 --> 00:40:30.000
what's up? What's that town next
to the preview? Cause it is it

649
00:40:30.119 --> 00:40:31.480
shumpy Field? Yeah? That sounds
right, I'd be like, no,

650
00:40:31.400 --> 00:40:36.159
no, no, it's Shabbyville.
Well, given that Going Down South Park

651
00:40:36.360 --> 00:40:39.119
is indeed the most popular shows on
the Fourth Finger discoun network, it is

652
00:40:39.159 --> 00:40:44.840
indeed, and it's one of the
top rated TV and film podcasts in South

653
00:40:44.920 --> 00:40:50.000
Korea and in so we were in
the top ten of the UK last week

654
00:40:50.280 --> 00:40:54.000
for TV film after watch shows.
And I was like, cool, nice,

655
00:40:54.719 --> 00:41:00.159
But Nicola called her buddy and give
givem a listen. It is called

656
00:41:00.159 --> 00:41:07.320
Tweak Brothers Tweet Brothers Coffee House.
Okay, we stand corrected. There we

657
00:41:07.360 --> 00:41:09.000
go. Richard Tweak tweaks at Richard
Tweak. We'll just call it mister Tweak.

658
00:41:09.039 --> 00:41:13.360
But Richard Tweak owns Tweak Brothers Coffee
House. There we go. It's

659
00:41:13.360 --> 00:41:15.480
all settled. We got it all
settled. But Um he arrives and he

660
00:41:15.519 --> 00:41:19.199
wants to buy the store, and
he offers him a Cramsonite briefcase. Now

661
00:41:19.320 --> 00:41:22.800
this year, I've got a note. So John Postum offers mister Tweak a

662
00:41:22.840 --> 00:41:27.360
Cramsonite briefcase. This is a parody
of Samsonite, a company that makes durable

663
00:41:27.400 --> 00:41:30.559
luggage and briefcases. It is a
Colorado but it is a Colorado based company.

664
00:41:30.800 --> 00:41:36.719
That has been in business since nineteen
ten. I believe I own a

665
00:41:36.760 --> 00:41:40.719
Samsonite suitcase and the lovely Louise and
family. And I went to Bali last

666
00:41:42.599 --> 00:41:45.559
December. I was like, a
Duffel is not going to Actually no,

667
00:41:45.639 --> 00:41:50.800
I knew I needed a suitcase with
a lock because the last time we went

668
00:41:50.840 --> 00:41:52.760
to Barley, I took over a
Duffel bag and they said, you can't

669
00:41:52.800 --> 00:41:55.760
leave the country with that. God
knows only knows what you might be smuggling

670
00:41:57.119 --> 00:42:00.800
to, like wrap it up in
wrap it up in glad rapp or whatever.

671
00:42:00.800 --> 00:42:02.760
I'm like, this is really annoying. I think I'm just gonna split,

672
00:42:02.880 --> 00:42:07.079
splash out and get the suitcase.
Imagine if you just went to Bali

673
00:42:07.119 --> 00:42:09.639
and he never came back. It's
just like Louise, this guy ready to

674
00:42:09.719 --> 00:42:15.679
a podcast this week, I'm firing
squad. Oh shit, okay, new

675
00:42:15.719 --> 00:42:22.639
co host time oh Man like like
weed a little too much and killed him

676
00:42:22.639 --> 00:42:27.480
in Bali. Can I just ask
a question, You in their right mind

677
00:42:27.719 --> 00:42:30.800
thinks I'm gonna go to Bali with
a Duffel bag. After all, the

678
00:42:30.880 --> 00:42:35.159
ship that went down with Chappelle Corby
and it was a boogie board case or

679
00:42:35.199 --> 00:42:37.000
whatever. But a Duffel bag.
It's the same kind of ship, like,

680
00:42:37.000 --> 00:42:39.480
why would you risk that? Man? What would you risk it?

681
00:42:40.280 --> 00:42:51.280
No? No, honestly don't know. But anyway, so, yes,

682
00:42:51.280 --> 00:42:52.119
it all worked out. While you
got your stampson up brief Yes, said

683
00:42:52.119 --> 00:42:57.199
it was good quality. It's it's
a very good suitcase. It's very happy

684
00:42:57.199 --> 00:43:00.159
with it. Sounded very trumped and
it's good good suitcase. Yes, when

685
00:43:00.199 --> 00:43:12.119
the bits suitcases contains on my clothing, other items, some contraband. Hello

686
00:43:12.119 --> 00:43:15.599
there, customer, hullo are you
today? Great? What can I get

687
00:43:15.679 --> 00:43:19.519
for you? Large coffee? Small
coffee? I'm actually interested in something else.

688
00:43:19.760 --> 00:43:22.599
I'm John Poster from the Harbucks Coffee
Corporation. Oh you're that corporate guy

689
00:43:22.639 --> 00:43:28.199
who's been calling that's right. How
come you don't call me big? All

690
00:43:28.199 --> 00:43:30.519
we want to do is buy out
your coffee shop here, Oh forget it.

691
00:43:30.559 --> 00:43:34.599
My store is not for sale.
My company's prepared to make you a

692
00:43:34.920 --> 00:43:40.639
very generous offer. This is a
Crimsonite briefcase, all leathered, has four

693
00:43:40.679 --> 00:43:45.239
compartments from the Killer's look interesting.
Oh I don't think so. My coffee

694
00:43:45.239 --> 00:43:47.039
shop is worth a lot to me? All right, how about five hundred

695
00:43:47.079 --> 00:43:50.960
thousand dollars. The answer is still
no, mister Postum. You see,

696
00:43:51.159 --> 00:43:53.320
when my father opened this store thirty
years ago, he cared about only one

697
00:43:53.400 --> 00:43:57.519
thing, making a great cup of
coffee. Sure, we may take a

698
00:43:57.519 --> 00:43:59.840
little longer to brew a cup,
and we may not call it fancy,

699
00:44:00.000 --> 00:44:02.119
as I guess, we just care
a little more. And that's why Tweet

700
00:44:02.119 --> 00:44:07.039
coffee is still homebrewed from the finest
beans we can mustard. Yes, tweet

701
00:44:07.039 --> 00:44:10.920
coffee is a simpler coffee or a
simpler America. Well, that's too weird.

702
00:44:12.320 --> 00:44:15.559
We're just gonna have to open our
Harbucks right next door to you,

703
00:44:15.840 --> 00:44:17.960
but that could put me out of
business. Hey, this is a capitalist

704
00:44:19.000 --> 00:44:22.480
country power key, you st to
it. And then we get a really

705
00:44:22.480 --> 00:44:25.320
weird moment with Barbarady coming for his
usual and it's a slap in the face

706
00:44:25.320 --> 00:44:30.679
of a caffee. I did not
get this at all. Yeah, Occasionally

707
00:44:31.320 --> 00:44:36.800
wacky humor just god name doesn't cut
it, or it's just like okay,

708
00:44:36.800 --> 00:44:39.079
you're being wacky just for the sake
of it, or maybe missing something if

709
00:44:39.079 --> 00:44:42.800
you if you know out there listeners
that we're missing something here, let us

710
00:44:42.800 --> 00:44:45.119
know. Southpark Mailbag at gmail dot
com. We'd love to hear why we

711
00:44:45.159 --> 00:44:49.159
are wrong. But the kids now
they're trying to come up with ideas at

712
00:44:49.159 --> 00:44:54.440
the school, can't suggests Raymond because
you know everybody lets ram in and Tweak

713
00:44:54.480 --> 00:44:59.559
mentions the gnomes that come and still
his underpants every night at three thirty am

714
00:44:59.639 --> 00:45:01.519
because you know everyone else is asleep, but not him because he's filled up

715
00:45:01.519 --> 00:45:05.639
with coffee. Do you kind of
feel bad for a Tweak that the reason

716
00:45:06.079 --> 00:45:07.159
is this way is because his parents
pump him up full of coffee, Like

717
00:45:07.239 --> 00:45:10.760
it's another way of making his parents
the villains in this episode. I guess,

718
00:45:12.000 --> 00:45:15.360
oh yeah, they both look like
the most rational, easy going,

719
00:45:15.480 --> 00:45:21.519
even tempered kind of people. But
no, seriously, there's some nasty stuff

720
00:45:21.559 --> 00:45:23.480
going underneath the hood. Although Missus
Tweak turns out to be actually she does,

721
00:45:23.559 --> 00:45:25.960
yeah, she sees something cool by
the end, skid clean. So

722
00:45:27.039 --> 00:45:30.039
mister and Missus Tweek that discussing our
selling, having to sell the business.

723
00:45:30.159 --> 00:45:31.599
That was another thing we got in
this episode that, you know, really

724
00:45:31.599 --> 00:45:35.639
get my balls in the ice group? Does it reminded me of that ain't

725
00:45:35.639 --> 00:45:37.880
touching up with a ten foot pole? This is that kind of gay?

726
00:45:37.920 --> 00:45:42.039
Everything was really get my balls in
a in a sealer shooter. There's always

727
00:45:42.039 --> 00:45:45.039
something different. They give the kids
some coffee. Oh hello, son,

728
00:45:45.199 --> 00:45:50.199
how is your day? That's good? Who are your little friends? What

729
00:45:50.199 --> 00:45:52.559
do you mean? Where is all
report? Buddies? Yeah, we have

730
00:45:52.559 --> 00:45:53.960
to stay up all night to write
it. We'll have some coffee, boys.

731
00:45:54.039 --> 00:45:57.800
I grew up another part for later. Coffee. I don't think I

732
00:45:57.880 --> 00:46:00.840
like coffee. Who you like this
coffee? It's fresh country, fresh,

733
00:46:00.920 --> 00:46:06.159
like the morning after a rainstorm.
Okay. And he just never stops selling

734
00:46:06.760 --> 00:46:08.800
to anyone. No, well,
that's the small business mentality, I guess,

735
00:46:08.840 --> 00:46:12.760
isn't it. I guess so.
I mean, yeah, constantly hustling.

736
00:46:12.840 --> 00:46:15.679
Mister Tweak. Here he suggests that
the end of the corporate machine is

737
00:46:15.719 --> 00:46:17.239
ruined in America. He's like,
that's that's that should be your report here.

738
00:46:17.320 --> 00:46:20.480
You know, don't worry about the
gnomes or whatever it is that our

739
00:46:20.519 --> 00:46:22.400
sun Tweak is talking about. You
know, let's talk about how corporate America

740
00:46:22.480 --> 00:46:27.320
is ruining the small town businesses.
And he says, you know, I've

741
00:46:27.320 --> 00:46:30.519
got an idea here, lovely wife, I'm going to use these kids to

742
00:46:30.559 --> 00:46:34.199
my advantage. And I did feel
sorry as well for Tweet because the parents

743
00:46:34.199 --> 00:46:36.199
just don't believe your story. That
is not having any of it, even

744
00:46:36.239 --> 00:46:37.480
if they know it's really just like
now, it's not true, but it's

745
00:46:37.760 --> 00:46:42.400
a tough one to swallow though snomes
yes it is. Yeah, you guess

746
00:46:42.400 --> 00:46:45.760
they're right. The kids are now
drinking their coffee, they're not enjoying it,

747
00:46:45.960 --> 00:46:47.840
and tweaks worried, you know,
and comes, don't worry, mate,

748
00:46:47.840 --> 00:46:52.119
you know, Kenny's perfectly happy living
on welfare. And then you know

749
00:46:52.159 --> 00:46:54.559
a little bit later, at ten
eight, they're bouncing off the walls.

750
00:46:54.599 --> 00:46:57.960
This is like the nineties equivalent.
Oh, this is ninety eight. But

751
00:46:57.960 --> 00:47:00.199
you know when when I was a
kid used to play, don't if the

752
00:47:00.239 --> 00:47:02.880
kids red cordial, Yeah, it's
still a thing. Red cordial is that

753
00:47:04.000 --> 00:47:07.239
they moved on to something else.
Now, don't let them vac I think

754
00:47:07.480 --> 00:47:12.480
he had done them. Don't let
him do the fruity flavored vape. I

755
00:47:12.519 --> 00:47:15.800
think red cordial is still like a
code word for you know, I don't

756
00:47:15.840 --> 00:47:21.280
give him short yeah, don't give
him any stimulants. And it's like we'll

757
00:47:21.320 --> 00:47:22.679
have my parents over for dinner,
right and be like, you know,

758
00:47:22.920 --> 00:47:25.800
half day before bedtime, and allot's
like sitting on my Dad's lap and just

759
00:47:25.880 --> 00:47:29.039
let him drink some pepsi macs and
I'm like, it's full of caffee.

760
00:47:29.039 --> 00:47:30.639
He's like, no sugar, and
I'm like it's caffeine. It's worse.

761
00:47:32.480 --> 00:47:36.599
He won't go to bed. But
Cartman, he's just circling around. He's

762
00:47:36.599 --> 00:47:38.639
just you know, he's in his
own world. He's just absolutely loving life.

763
00:47:38.800 --> 00:47:43.039
And then they start eating the grounds
basically like junkies now. And then

764
00:47:43.639 --> 00:47:46.000
five hours later, three twenty six, they're coming down. They're all feeling

765
00:47:46.039 --> 00:47:49.880
sick, you know, they're tired, and they've got sore stomachs and there's

766
00:47:49.920 --> 00:47:52.519
no gnomes around. So even Tweet
questions himself. He's like, maybe I

767
00:47:52.559 --> 00:47:54.239
am just going crazy. And it's
when mister Tweak walks in and says that

768
00:47:54.280 --> 00:47:57.239
he's written the report for them.
He's like, I'm going to take advantage

769
00:47:57.239 --> 00:47:59.360
of these kids. They just no
way they would have written their report yet,

770
00:47:59.440 --> 00:48:00.840
I'll write the report for them and
they'll use this and then I'll be

771
00:48:00.840 --> 00:48:06.920
able to get my message across.
And as he's explaining how to how to

772
00:48:06.920 --> 00:48:08.719
do the speech, had to how
to explain his theory. This is where

773
00:48:08.840 --> 00:48:12.760
the gnomes arrived, singing their little
song in the backgrounds and Tweak can see

774
00:48:12.800 --> 00:48:15.280
them, but nobody else can see
them. No one's playing the attention.

775
00:48:22.440 --> 00:48:25.519
They took him again, sands good
my pleasure night boys. Wow, Tweak

776
00:48:25.519 --> 00:48:29.280
you dad rocks. Why are they
dugging me like this? Why can't they

777
00:48:29.360 --> 00:48:30.320
leave me alone? Damn it?
What the hell is wrong with you?

778
00:48:30.400 --> 00:48:35.360
Tweak? They chalk my underpants again? She'll not want my blood fun.

779
00:48:35.559 --> 00:48:39.159
Yeah, they're now giving their report. Mister Garrison's not buying it at all,

780
00:48:39.199 --> 00:48:42.239
but the board love it. You
know. I don't want to sound

781
00:48:42.280 --> 00:48:44.719
like a decole, but I told
you so, so they believe that mister

782
00:48:44.760 --> 00:48:46.480
Garison is a good teacher. Now
the board say that they want to join

783
00:48:46.519 --> 00:48:51.440
in the fight as well against Harbucks, and we cut two Harbucks. They're

784
00:48:51.440 --> 00:48:54.320
building, um, they're building the
building. You've really got my balls and

785
00:48:54.320 --> 00:48:58.320
a juicemaker. And this is where
he says to Tweak, you know you

786
00:48:58.400 --> 00:49:00.920
may have saved my business, son, because gave the speech to have it

787
00:49:00.920 --> 00:49:02.719
and explains everyone wants to get on
board, and they say, perhaps you

788
00:49:02.719 --> 00:49:06.800
shouldn't give Tweak any more coffee,
Like, I don't know, he just

789
00:49:06.920 --> 00:49:08.719
he has add and I'm like,
I love that because that, to me,

790
00:49:08.800 --> 00:49:12.280
that is exactly what every kid was
just diagnosed with the nineties. I

791
00:49:12.280 --> 00:49:15.960
add, any kid any form of
energy are that you know, it's just

792
00:49:16.000 --> 00:49:19.840
like do you actually want to do
some tests first or just you just want

793
00:49:19.840 --> 00:49:22.880
to pop some pills into their mouth. It's nice that they're actually using the

794
00:49:23.760 --> 00:49:29.239
medical diagnosis of add as opposed to
just saying, oh, hyperactive, yes,

795
00:49:29.440 --> 00:49:32.960
yeah, any kids even got adults
sort of going on about well getting

796
00:49:34.039 --> 00:49:38.280
late in life diagnoses of ADHD or
ADD or whatever. I sometimes think that

797
00:49:38.320 --> 00:49:42.599
I might get a hold of some
of that action. But the board now

798
00:49:42.679 --> 00:49:45.320
arrives and they say they are committed
to helping as well, to make sure

799
00:49:45.360 --> 00:49:49.519
we take down Hardbucks and don't ruin
this glorious coffee shop that produces sewage like

800
00:49:49.599 --> 00:49:52.639
coffee. And they say that they
want to take their case to the mayor.

801
00:49:52.639 --> 00:49:53.239
They want the kids to take the
case of the mayor. And they're

802
00:49:53.239 --> 00:49:55.639
starting to paint like, oh,
we can't do this, and the mayor

803
00:49:55.639 --> 00:49:59.320
just when when they're pitching it,
she can't believe it. It's something that

804
00:50:00.159 --> 00:50:01.840
with the puppet his class, they've
actually done something that's going to contribute to

805
00:50:01.840 --> 00:50:06.679
society. So she says, we'll
create proposition ten Prop ten, and she

806
00:50:06.719 --> 00:50:08.880
says, if it gets voted in, then we'll ban is it, They'll

807
00:50:08.920 --> 00:50:13.800
ban Harbucks, big big corporations.
Is that what the end result would be?

808
00:50:14.119 --> 00:50:16.920
I believe so, yes, okay, And this is as she's discussing

809
00:50:16.920 --> 00:50:20.320
the campaign for them. This is
where the names come in and take the

810
00:50:20.360 --> 00:50:25.199
underpants from your your pals, her
little associates. That's right. And then

811
00:50:25.400 --> 00:50:29.119
one of them says, you know, time for issue thirty to seven D

812
00:50:29.199 --> 00:50:31.639
the missing underpants bit cold in here. So now Garrison is says, you

813
00:50:31.639 --> 00:50:35.239
know, he takes the kids aside
and say, I know you didn't write

814
00:50:35.239 --> 00:50:37.159
this, but you know now that
it's worked, you better stick with it

815
00:50:37.199 --> 00:50:39.199
because if you don't, mister hat
is going to do horrible, horrible things

816
00:50:39.199 --> 00:50:43.599
to you. And it has with
the hat whispering his year not that horrible.

817
00:50:45.280 --> 00:50:49.320
I love Garrison this episode. He's
such a mean, such a dick

818
00:50:49.599 --> 00:50:52.400
but even more dickers than you do. Not just love it before we say

819
00:50:52.679 --> 00:50:54.039
I don't want to sound like a
dick hole, but I told yourself you

820
00:50:54.079 --> 00:50:58.599
should watch the last episode of the
new season of South Park with Garrison.

821
00:50:59.360 --> 00:51:04.280
He goes back to being President Garrison. Oh gosh, it's very funny.

822
00:51:04.360 --> 00:51:07.400
It's very very funny. But South
Park it's now a town meeting and it's

823
00:51:07.440 --> 00:51:12.760
live on the on the local station. The starry eyed kids and the fat,

824
00:51:12.800 --> 00:51:15.480
smelly Copporate guy from New York.
I really enjoyed the crowd hissing at

825
00:51:15.519 --> 00:51:22.960
him when he's trying to talk.
I'm neither fat nor slab. What's going

826
00:51:22.000 --> 00:51:25.000
on. When's the last time you
hissed at count Base if you're doing something

827
00:51:25.039 --> 00:51:30.000
naughty? Oh, I don't know
if they ever hissed account Base the cat.

828
00:51:30.039 --> 00:51:36.960
I certainly hissed at the late Great
Charlie the Cat, because yeah,

829
00:51:36.960 --> 00:51:39.760
I think I lived. Charlie was
marking a territory all over the shop and

830
00:51:40.679 --> 00:51:45.039
weed on a pile of blue rays
and DVD. I know, And I

831
00:51:45.119 --> 00:51:51.119
think I was so angry they actually
just got right in a basement, just

832
00:51:51.280 --> 00:51:53.360
you know, I'm gonna this is
the language you want to stand bitch.

833
00:51:53.599 --> 00:51:57.639
And then and then like an hour
lady went back and apologized. I didn't

834
00:51:57.639 --> 00:52:00.280
mean it, I really did.
I acted in the moment. I'd do

835
00:52:00.360 --> 00:52:06.079
that all the time whenever I yell
at any animal, but particularly my cats.

836
00:52:06.119 --> 00:52:08.400
Yeah, I'm like, man,
I'm sorry. I always feel like

837
00:52:08.400 --> 00:52:12.920
I'm a bad cat. Dads,
like, next time I let her at

838
00:52:12.920 --> 00:52:16.360
for a piss, she may never
come back. True another family that won't

839
00:52:16.400 --> 00:52:20.440
ust to her when she pisces on
their please raise. But then it's time

840
00:52:20.440 --> 00:52:22.800
for the boys to give their their
principal argument. They kind of come of

841
00:52:22.840 --> 00:52:27.119
anything, they say Garrison threatened them. So just save the day with this

842
00:52:27.159 --> 00:52:32.199
guy. Sucks ass. What is
the future of America? Is it the

843
00:52:32.280 --> 00:52:37.519
money we make, the quest we
conquer? No, it's children. So

844
00:52:37.599 --> 00:52:42.559
what do children have to say about
Prop? Ten? I don't like big

845
00:52:42.599 --> 00:52:47.239
corporations. I like small businesses.
I believe in their family on at you

846
00:52:47.400 --> 00:52:58.199
pay, It's time to stop large
corporations. Prop ten is about children.

847
00:52:58.480 --> 00:53:04.639
Vote yes on Prop ten or else
you hate children? You don't hate children?

848
00:53:05.880 --> 00:53:12.440
Do you remember? Keep American business
small or else? Paid for by

849
00:53:12.559 --> 00:53:15.719
citizens for a fair and equal way
to get Harbucks coffee kicked out of town

850
00:53:15.760 --> 00:53:22.199
forever? Well, what do you
think? Wow, it's great, Yes

851
00:53:22.320 --> 00:53:24.440
it is. We'll put it on
the air immediately. What do you think,

852
00:53:24.480 --> 00:53:29.920
honn, what's the matter? I
have a big problem with this.

853
00:53:30.320 --> 00:53:34.119
What do you mean we're just using
those boys for our benefit. They have

854
00:53:34.239 --> 00:53:37.440
no idea what they're saying. But
kids are great to get people on our

855
00:53:37.480 --> 00:53:40.559
side. You don't just throw a
child in a political commercial to sell your

856
00:53:40.559 --> 00:53:45.039
beliefs. I won't be a part
of this anymore, honey, all's fair

857
00:53:45.079 --> 00:53:49.920
in love and war and coffee.
So now we get the protests at the

858
00:53:49.960 --> 00:53:53.079
front of Harbucks and Starbucks isn't a
show anymore? Is it? When I

859
00:53:53.079 --> 00:53:55.760
had a business, didn't it?
Isn't it ironic? I think a sow

860
00:53:55.800 --> 00:54:01.719
one not long ago old closed,
had a lot of stores. Yeah,

861
00:54:01.800 --> 00:54:04.960
I don't know. I get the
feeling there are still one or two a

862
00:54:05.079 --> 00:54:07.039
random and bad, but there's not
as many as he used to be.

863
00:54:07.280 --> 00:54:09.559
So what took over? I mean
as Glory of Jeans still Llegan's still around.

864
00:54:10.719 --> 00:54:14.400
This is from twenty eighteen. Why
there are almost no Starbucks left in

865
00:54:14.440 --> 00:54:17.679
Australia. That was twenty eighteen.
Starbucks is attempting to slow down expand in

866
00:54:17.679 --> 00:54:21.480
a market where it was once shunned. It's easily to It's easy to find

867
00:54:21.480 --> 00:54:23.800
a Starbucks cafe almost anywhere in the
world, but in Australia there aren't any.

868
00:54:24.039 --> 00:54:27.480
Aren't many left at all. That's
because in two thousand and eight,

869
00:54:27.480 --> 00:54:30.480
the company closed more than seventy percent
of its underperforming locations, leaving only twenty

870
00:54:30.519 --> 00:54:36.400
three Starbucks stores throughout the entire country. That was in twenty eighteen. Okay,

871
00:54:36.320 --> 00:54:39.440
then maybe I was maybe I was
mistaken. Maybe that's only ten years,

872
00:54:39.559 --> 00:54:43.440
So ten years after this episode air. So Starbucks obviously tried to get

873
00:54:43.440 --> 00:54:49.199
into the country and just didn't work
weird. Yeah, maybe maybe we had

874
00:54:49.199 --> 00:54:54.239
proposition ten. Some local business owners
has got his kids? Watch episode I

875
00:54:54.360 --> 00:54:59.400
no step two kids. It's probably
Kevin Rudd talking like this. Yes,

876
00:55:00.000 --> 00:55:05.119
anyway, say Starbucks didn't didn't work
out well from for the Australian market.

877
00:55:05.159 --> 00:55:07.639
Starbucks. Apparently. I'm not a
coffee man, but Nicol always said we

878
00:55:07.239 --> 00:55:09.960
should. We went to Starbucks in
the States and she was just like this

879
00:55:10.039 --> 00:55:14.639
coffee is not great. It's just
yeah when I was when I was in

880
00:55:14.639 --> 00:55:19.119
the States, I went to Starbucks
because everyone went to Starbucks, well pretty

881
00:55:19.159 --> 00:55:21.880
much. But I also like if
I just went to a coffee shop,

882
00:55:21.880 --> 00:55:23.679
but to be like, well,
there's the coffee pot on the percolator or

883
00:55:23.679 --> 00:55:27.639
whatever, and you know, pull
you a couple black coffee, you put

884
00:55:27.639 --> 00:55:29.719
some cream and sugar, and I
mean, maybe I should have done a

885
00:55:29.760 --> 00:55:31.760
little more research, but I was
like, that's what you get from American

886
00:55:31.800 --> 00:55:35.320
coffee, whereas if you go to
a Starbucks, I might actually make you

887
00:55:35.360 --> 00:55:37.159
a Larte it. Also, it
was just the feel of the place as

888
00:55:37.159 --> 00:55:40.280
well. It almost felt like Central
Perk, didn't it a little bit?

889
00:55:40.639 --> 00:55:43.960
Yeah? Yeah? I mean,
and plus they were, you know,

890
00:55:43.960 --> 00:55:46.800
almost everywhere, and they look like
people who would appreciate coffee, the ones

891
00:55:46.840 --> 00:55:52.119
making it usually true. Plus I
forgot if we talked about this on either

892
00:55:52.960 --> 00:55:55.000
the most recent episode of four Fingered
Discount or on the King of the Hill,

893
00:55:55.280 --> 00:55:58.239
so you can get the Hill.
Yeah, speaking in the Hill that

894
00:55:58.239 --> 00:56:01.360
we podcast that we just did talking
about how you know you'd go to McDonald's

895
00:56:01.360 --> 00:56:06.119
when you're overseas, I think,
yeah, we talked about it a biscuit

896
00:56:06.199 --> 00:56:07.880
we did the Italian Bob when they
were to Italy. Yeah, that's right.

897
00:56:07.960 --> 00:56:13.239
Yeah, you know you know what
you're gonna get. It's like,

898
00:56:13.840 --> 00:56:17.320
I don't necessarily feel like taking a
risk on that delightful, but I'll go

899
00:56:17.480 --> 00:56:22.119
get it. Got the bound and
I'll know what I'm getting, you know,

900
00:56:22.199 --> 00:56:24.519
or it might be just a slightly
bit different, which is like how

901
00:56:24.559 --> 00:56:29.159
Adventures of Me in American In America, KFC, you get a biscuit,

902
00:56:29.679 --> 00:56:31.079
Oh my gosh, and you're not
talking about like a Tim Tam. You're

903
00:56:31.079 --> 00:56:35.280
talking about like a like a savory
biscuit. It's it's like looks like a

904
00:56:35.320 --> 00:56:37.280
skye cornea corn bread or something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

905
00:56:37.280 --> 00:56:39.599
And I remember like usually get like
a dinner roll, but now it came

906
00:56:39.599 --> 00:56:45.800
with a biscuit. Yeah. It's
a little little you know, local changes

907
00:56:45.840 --> 00:56:47.440
there, but like overall though,
it still test tastes like KFC, it's

908
00:56:47.440 --> 00:56:51.039
still good. Yeah, yeah,
but that was our theory. The theory,

909
00:56:51.079 --> 00:56:52.960
like a guy to say, is
like you got overseas. It's like

910
00:56:52.400 --> 00:56:55.440
I want to risk on local cuisine, but I know I'm going to enjoy

911
00:56:55.519 --> 00:57:00.639
this, so I'm going to go
to there. Yeah, that's the genius

912
00:57:00.679 --> 00:57:04.400
of the big business. And there
was the McDonald's model. Make a system

913
00:57:04.440 --> 00:57:07.880
that was fast efficient, fast food, but make it so that it's easy

914
00:57:07.920 --> 00:57:09.440
to make and no matter where it's
made, it always tastes the same but

915
00:57:09.559 --> 00:57:15.639
the same. Yes, So this
was a takeoff of Joe Camel Joe Cool

916
00:57:15.639 --> 00:57:21.039
Camel or something. Yeah, there
was well camel cigarettes had Joe Camel there

917
00:57:21.039 --> 00:57:24.920
as their logo was, Yeah,
basically a cooler than Camel who smoked cigarettes.

918
00:57:25.000 --> 00:57:28.320
Yeah, the Simpsons take the mickey
out of that. I think Laramie's

919
00:57:28.320 --> 00:57:30.880
mascot is like a moose or something
that like coughs. Yeah, yeah,

920
00:57:30.960 --> 00:57:35.559
yeah. And also, you know
that was Spuds McKenzie for Budweiser beer.

921
00:57:35.760 --> 00:57:38.440
Yeah, it's like Chicken, that
cool dog who likes the party there with

922
00:57:38.599 --> 00:57:45.639
bud my life changement. I realized
Spuds McKenzie was a girl. What excuse

923
00:57:45.760 --> 00:57:52.440
me? What the hell mckensie with
This is a controversy along the lines of

924
00:57:52.519 --> 00:57:54.519
Dylan mulvaney's shilling bud Light. I
don't know have you heard this story?

925
00:57:54.599 --> 00:57:58.280
Oh God, I put a tweet
out aout It's just like, so you'll

926
00:57:58.280 --> 00:58:01.079
appreciate this, So kid Rock shoots
the the cans right. First of all,

927
00:58:01.079 --> 00:58:04.440
I'm like, how is no one
questioned the fact that this guy just

928
00:58:04.480 --> 00:58:07.559
has a fucking automatic rifle. He's
just shooting things in his backyard. That's

929
00:58:07.599 --> 00:58:09.719
not that's not the problem. But
someone's got that screenshot of him doing that,

930
00:58:09.840 --> 00:58:13.599
and they got the old guy from
Margin the Lamb saying, my precious

931
00:58:13.599 --> 00:58:19.400
antique cans. Yeah, it's um, let's not get into that. It's

932
00:58:19.400 --> 00:58:24.239
just a that's a mine fields.
Let's skip rights. So I brought it

933
00:58:24.320 --> 00:58:28.079
up, but we're get to hear
that the kiddie chinos, which is still

934
00:58:28.079 --> 00:58:30.760
a thing that like when we go
to cafes and that now Nicola get the

935
00:58:30.800 --> 00:58:35.800
kids, um, I think they're
called now, which is basically like milk

936
00:58:35.880 --> 00:58:39.079
froth with a with a marshmallow.
Yes, that's all it is, yes,

937
00:58:39.239 --> 00:58:44.280
and which is a great which is
a great selling point to get parents

938
00:58:44.320 --> 00:58:46.079
to go to coffee shops. Oh
my god, it's like you can bring

939
00:58:46.119 --> 00:58:51.400
the kids and and that'll feel like
they're in they're involved too, like and

940
00:58:51.440 --> 00:58:55.039
it's also it's also it's also a
great way to instill in the child's mind

941
00:58:55.239 --> 00:59:00.800
I like coffee. So you're winning
over a new customer base without them realizing

942
00:59:00.840 --> 00:59:02.559
it. So basically kids are going
to grow up drinking their little pupaccinos and

943
00:59:02.559 --> 00:59:06.239
eventually, oh, it's like going
from the from a from a pencil to

944
00:59:06.239 --> 00:59:07.079
a pen It's like, oh,
now I can have a real coffee when

945
00:59:07.079 --> 00:59:12.079
I'm older. Like you watch Marvel
shows now and Aliott watches like Spidery and

946
00:59:12.079 --> 00:59:15.039
he's amazing friends, and it's like
the kids version of the Spider Spider Man,

947
00:59:15.079 --> 00:59:16.400
the Marvel Heroes. And I'm like, this is just genius. This

948
00:59:16.519 --> 00:59:19.760
is just like DC just don't have
their shit together, you know what I

949
00:59:19.760 --> 00:59:22.280
mean, Like this is just oh
yeah, genius marketing. They're getting the

950
00:59:22.320 --> 00:59:25.480
kids in early Win League a super
Pets though and shit like that. That's

951
00:59:25.960 --> 00:59:29.760
that doesn't work, mate, It's
not the same like that they're trying to

952
00:59:29.920 --> 00:59:32.039
like I know they've got Lego Batman, which good movie Lego Batman and things

953
00:59:32.079 --> 00:59:36.960
like that, but no, just
it's just not the same. And anyway,

954
00:59:37.480 --> 00:59:38.719
enough about trying to win other kids. We've got the mum here.

955
00:59:38.840 --> 00:59:43.480
She says, you should be ashamed
from ashamed for using kids to push your

956
00:59:43.480 --> 00:59:46.440
coffee on children. And then mister
Tweek rocks up and mister Tweeks are real

957
00:59:46.960 --> 00:59:50.199
preck here to him, like,
I'm just like, mister, I'll go,

958
00:59:50.320 --> 00:59:53.239
here's mister Tweak the bad guy.
Here, mister Poster, I'm afraid

959
00:59:53.239 --> 00:59:57.960
you've got a lot to learn about
making coffee. Oh and you don't,

960
00:59:58.039 --> 01:00:00.880
you're a coffee j's like three day
old mole diarrhea. I'm sorry to inform

961
01:00:00.920 --> 01:00:04.519
you that this town is having a
vote tomorrow and if the law passes,

962
01:00:04.559 --> 01:00:07.760
you're going to be thrown out of
town. What at five o'clock, the

963
01:00:07.800 --> 01:00:10.800
best caffee wins. Either you're a
caffee or a fresh warm cup of Tweaks

964
01:00:10.800 --> 01:00:14.760
Carfee, like an old sweater that
keeps getting warmer with the age. You

965
01:00:14.760 --> 01:00:17.880
can count on Tweaks Carfee to start
your day. The mayor is planning the

966
01:00:19.320 --> 01:00:22.519
event for the for the voting day? Or should you get a band whip

967
01:00:22.559 --> 01:00:27.719
band Toto like guy likes Toto?
Yeah? Absolutely, it's just the show

968
01:00:27.719 --> 01:00:35.440
they didn't play, did it?
And each party shall have five five minute

969
01:00:35.440 --> 01:00:37.800
speech. They find a little spiel. Their kids are worried though, because

970
01:00:37.880 --> 01:00:40.360
um, I don't know what's right, and I'll just go here. Should

971
01:00:40.440 --> 01:00:43.800
you just got miss a tweak to
write it for you again? Just do

972
01:00:43.840 --> 01:00:45.400
the same thing. It would have
made more sense, you'd think. So.

973
01:00:45.639 --> 01:00:49.480
Yeah. Anyway, But as they're
thinking of ideas is where the gnomes

974
01:00:49.559 --> 01:00:52.880
arrive again when they're not paying attention, but then finally they see them and

975
01:00:52.880 --> 01:00:54.239
they can't been hitting it with the
stick was great, But just the sassa

976
01:00:54.280 --> 01:00:57.920
gives back? Is that? Oh
yeah? Gat yea pussy. Yeah,

977
01:01:00.800 --> 01:01:09.280
happy day, little caravan. Don't
scare him. Hey there, little guy

978
01:01:09.559 --> 01:01:14.000
bat, come man, why why
don't we have to get stuff with a

979
01:01:14.079 --> 01:01:16.679
stick. We'll look at him he's
got yeah, look at him without all

980
01:01:16.719 --> 01:01:20.880
your guy purfle Why hey he talked, Yeah, he caught me a pussy.

981
01:01:20.920 --> 01:01:22.360
I'm not a pussy. You're a
pussy. You're a puff puffle.

982
01:01:22.519 --> 01:01:24.960
Hey, dude, why are you
taking tweaks underpouns? Yeah? Look what

983
01:01:25.000 --> 01:01:30.199
you're doing to this poor kid's little
underpants? Build business? Wait? Do

984
01:01:30.239 --> 01:01:31.800
you know anything about business? Sir? That's what Now, IM's there,

985
01:01:32.079 --> 01:01:36.880
show us, Okay if I don't
know, they take them to their village

986
01:01:37.199 --> 01:01:39.000
to explain, and he show him
how and why. Then we get the

987
01:01:39.000 --> 01:01:43.440
Hardbucks guy calling it quits, saying, oh that they clearly don't want us.

988
01:01:43.519 --> 01:01:45.880
I'm just like, what do you
think I've seen was needed? Because,

989
01:01:45.880 --> 01:01:47.880
like, the voting day was the
next day, So why would he

990
01:01:47.920 --> 01:01:51.840
just quit the night of the day
before the voting? Why would you not

991
01:01:51.880 --> 01:01:53.679
just wait it out? No?
No, I think sometimes you can just

992
01:01:53.719 --> 01:01:57.960
tell it's not even worth the fight. Yeah, I guess so, But

993
01:01:58.079 --> 01:02:00.159
um so why then then why are
they having the voting day. Then if

994
01:02:00.159 --> 01:02:04.280
he if he says he's not gonna
it doesn't matter. Well, you've got

995
01:02:04.280 --> 01:02:06.960
to pay lip service to democracy.
I guess. So we're now at the

996
01:02:07.280 --> 01:02:10.400
at the village. The names explained
the phases. What's phase two? Hey,

997
01:02:10.480 --> 01:02:16.639
what's phase two? Phase three is
profit? And of course the carp

998
01:02:17.480 --> 01:02:23.199
Yeah, I get it. Yeah. Sometimes it's just how business works,

999
01:02:23.199 --> 01:02:25.719
man. You just you make something, you put it out there and it

1000
01:02:25.800 --> 01:02:30.280
just works. It's like the FOURF
you can discount podcast. Obviously it's not

1001
01:02:30.440 --> 01:02:34.159
big business. But I'm like,
we just saw there wasn't many Simpsons podcasts

1002
01:02:34.159 --> 01:02:37.280
out there. Started it, put
it out there, people enjoyed it.

1003
01:02:37.320 --> 01:02:38.400
There was no step two. It
was like we made a show. People

1004
01:02:38.480 --> 01:02:46.960
enjoyed it. Podcast listeners hatchtag.
Now, wasn't the step three profit question?

1005
01:02:46.960 --> 01:02:50.679
My question? My question? But
yeah, there's where the cart kills

1006
01:02:50.760 --> 01:02:52.239
Kenny. I really enjoyed the fact
that they couldn't believe it. They were

1007
01:02:52.280 --> 01:02:55.159
beside themselves that they killed this Kiper. The boys didn't care at all.

1008
01:02:59.239 --> 01:03:04.400
This crash. My god, oh
my god, they killed Kenny. You

1009
01:03:04.519 --> 01:03:07.639
bastards. Listen. We have to
give a huge speech tomorrow about corporate takeovers

1010
01:03:07.800 --> 01:03:09.679
Hall of shit. We killed your
friend, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1011
01:03:09.679 --> 01:03:13.599
Look, we gotta know about corporate
takeovers tomorrow. We're screwed, crossed.

1012
01:03:13.719 --> 01:03:15.960
We screwsed them like a barn.
If do you know anything about corporate takeovers,

1013
01:03:17.000 --> 01:03:24.400
well we can explain that for our
prowse what Luna underpans. Then we

1014
01:03:24.440 --> 01:03:28.480
get Toto just finishing our playing a
song or song where they're finishing off.

1015
01:03:28.519 --> 01:03:30.800
Was it an actual song that you
could tell or I don't think it was.

1016
01:03:30.920 --> 01:03:34.159
Okay, even if it's Toto,
you're still gonna pay, you know,

1017
01:03:34.199 --> 01:03:37.679
you gotta pay for the rights to
use Africa or Rosanna or the other

1018
01:03:37.800 --> 01:03:42.719
Toto song. The kids that they're
giving their speech that the gnomes have explained

1019
01:03:42.719 --> 01:03:45.000
to them that big, big,
big corporations are actually good, and they

1020
01:03:45.639 --> 01:03:50.519
come clean that they didn't write them
write the original initial report, and Garrison

1021
01:03:50.559 --> 01:03:52.519
goes on, he's Randy has taken
away, but mister Tweak, missus Tweak

1022
01:03:52.519 --> 01:03:54.840
aplause them, and she reveals,
you know, we've been using this whole

1023
01:03:54.880 --> 01:03:58.719
time. You didn't you one even
bother to taste half Bucks, And all

1024
01:03:58.760 --> 01:04:00.920
of a sudden, it's just like
big operations. It's very similar ending to

1025
01:04:00.920 --> 01:04:04.880
the last one with Charlie Manson.
Everyone embraces Charlie Manson. Obviously Charlie Manson

1026
01:04:04.920 --> 01:04:11.159
a big corporation, different in what
they do, right like, both both

1027
01:04:11.159 --> 01:04:13.760
seen as evil in their own right. But um, but yeah, they

1028
01:04:13.880 --> 01:04:16.119
wrapped their arms around them here because
you know, mister tweek And then they

1029
01:04:16.400 --> 01:04:19.320
even miss the Tweeker job. Maybe
you can take over this shop for it.

1030
01:04:19.360 --> 01:04:21.760
We're gonna need someone to run it. I think I'd rather sell my

1031
01:04:21.760 --> 01:04:26.400
son to slavery. Just kidding,
sons kidding, And we get the classic,

1032
01:04:26.719 --> 01:04:30.840
the classic sitcom eighties family fun ending
with the freeze frame kind of thing

1033
01:04:30.880 --> 01:04:33.400
and the laughter. But then we
get the Nomes silling underpants as well.

1034
01:04:33.400 --> 01:04:38.039
Do you notice that? True?
But I did notice that. Yes,

1035
01:04:38.639 --> 01:04:41.440
I love how it ends up with
just cartoons. Yeah, I love you.

1036
01:04:41.880 --> 01:04:45.320
Yes, this is one of the
more clever episodes of South Park.

1037
01:04:45.360 --> 01:04:47.280
I feel I've actually had a lot
of listeners tell us a lot of about

1038
01:04:47.280 --> 01:04:49.800
patrons as well, saying that Gnomes
is one of their least favorite episodes.

1039
01:04:49.960 --> 01:04:55.639
I enjoyed the hell out of this. Yeah, I don't know how it's

1040
01:04:55.679 --> 01:04:59.960
funny. It's not hilarious. No, it's got a little meat on the

1041
01:05:00.000 --> 01:05:01.280
bone, it's got something, it's
got something to chew. One. It's

1042
01:05:01.360 --> 01:05:05.480
hilarious in its own right, like
it's it's it's not your unusual south Park

1043
01:05:05.639 --> 01:05:10.280
kind of humor. But if you're
watching it through the lens of what they're

1044
01:05:10.280 --> 01:05:13.119
trying to take the mickey out of, I think they very rare. Would

1045
01:05:13.159 --> 01:05:15.679
you see the little guy being portrayed
as the villain? Very rarely? Yeah,

1046
01:05:16.039 --> 01:05:18.480
well I think this is, yeah, one of the certainly one of

1047
01:05:18.480 --> 01:05:24.360
the first times that, Yeah,
south Park really started to twig the ideas

1048
01:05:24.400 --> 01:05:27.599
like let's go against the grain a
little bit here, I mean, you

1049
01:05:27.639 --> 01:05:30.639
know, I mean, let's see
you maybe tell you an inconvenient truth or

1050
01:05:30.679 --> 01:05:33.960
two, you know, and folded
into the story of the underpands gnomes who

1051
01:05:33.960 --> 01:05:38.559
were you know, eventually going to
make a profit god knows how. Oh,

1052
01:05:38.800 --> 01:05:44.239
yeah, for you. All right, it's time for some mail bag

1053
01:05:44.320 --> 01:05:48.039
questions. Mister Davis, so Southpark
Mailbag at gmail dot com if you do

1054
01:05:48.119 --> 01:05:50.440
have some questions for its or just
a message, we'd love to hear from

1055
01:05:50.440 --> 01:05:55.679
you. This one comes from Scott
Baton all the way in Ireland, and

1056
01:05:55.880 --> 01:06:00.440
Scott says, what are your thoughts
on the south Park video games, particularly

1057
01:06:00.480 --> 01:06:02.760
those in the early in the late
nineties on the Nintendo sixty four. When

1058
01:06:02.719 --> 01:06:06.079
I'm not assuming you, I'm assuming
you would never have played the mister Davis

1059
01:06:06.119 --> 01:06:10.760
Scott, here's my thoughts. Never
played. Yeah, I was not allowed

1060
01:06:10.760 --> 01:06:13.519
to own them. I had a
couple of friends whose parents didn't give a

1061
01:06:13.519 --> 01:06:16.039
shit and let him. I remember
playing the south Park video game and just

1062
01:06:16.119 --> 01:06:19.679
feeling the thrill of playing. It's
almost like playing Bonestorm. It's like what

1063
01:06:19.679 --> 01:06:24.639
I mean, like going to Millhouse's
house and playing Bonestorm and I really enjoying.

1064
01:06:24.679 --> 01:06:26.440
You still have to shoot the turkeys
and things like that. It was

1065
01:06:26.440 --> 01:06:30.079
always fun. I was allowed to
own the game south Park Rally. I

1066
01:06:30.119 --> 01:06:31.760
think it was called It's almost like
a Mario Kart but south Park characters.

1067
01:06:32.079 --> 01:06:35.960
That was very fun. I always
loved the racing games that the licensed racing

1068
01:06:35.960 --> 01:06:40.119
game is always a big hit in
the Dando household. But I never owned

1069
01:06:40.119 --> 01:06:42.559
a Nintendo sixty four console when I
was a kid, so I never had

1070
01:06:42.679 --> 01:06:45.280
I had the PS one. It
was almost like my parents go, you

1071
01:06:45.360 --> 01:06:46.360
got one console, that's all you
get. And some kids were likey to

1072
01:06:46.400 --> 01:06:50.159
have whatever consoles they wanted. But
I had the PS one, so I

1073
01:06:50.599 --> 01:06:54.599
didn't get the unitial South Park,
and I know they eventually released it on

1074
01:06:54.639 --> 01:06:56.880
PS one, but it was almost
like old news by that point I think

1075
01:06:56.880 --> 01:07:00.719
I remember correctly. But yeah,
see South Park Rally I really enjoyed,

1076
01:07:00.760 --> 01:07:02.079
and the initial game I did as
well. It just I was like a

1077
01:07:02.119 --> 01:07:04.599
first person shooter. You would have
enjoyed it, mister Davis. One of

1078
01:07:04.639 --> 01:07:08.960
those games where it was very rare
that you got a license game that felt

1079
01:07:09.000 --> 01:07:12.039
true to the subject matter, and
this one just felt very much that,

1080
01:07:12.159 --> 01:07:16.320
if I remember correctly, you've sold
it on me very eloquently. Yeah,

1081
01:07:16.440 --> 01:07:19.679
sounds good, all right. And
the final question here comes from just says

1082
01:07:19.760 --> 01:07:24.639
Julie and doesn't say where she's from. So Julie alsos dot co dot UK.

1083
01:07:24.679 --> 01:07:29.000
So I'm assuming UK, Julie.
She could be living somewhere else now,

1084
01:07:29.039 --> 01:07:30.320
but I'm oditionally in the UK.
But Julie says, when you were

1085
01:07:30.360 --> 01:07:35.280
in a fourth for Ukraine, maybe
when you were in fourth grade, were

1086
01:07:35.320 --> 01:07:39.480
you a wendy or a baby kind
of guy. I don't think I was

1087
01:07:39.480 --> 01:07:41.760
even looking at girls when I was
in fourth grade, to be completely honest,

1088
01:07:44.000 --> 01:07:47.079
Probably a wendy kind of guy.
I think Baby would have scared the

1089
01:07:47.119 --> 01:07:50.000
hell out of me. Baby would
have been the girl that every guy was

1090
01:07:50.039 --> 01:07:56.960
like, Oh she's cool, but
she's kind of scary. But Wendy,

1091
01:07:57.000 --> 01:08:00.119
I don't know. Wendy seems kind
of controlling. I know. I like

1092
01:08:00.119 --> 01:08:03.079
I said, I wasn't interested in
in girls in fourth grade. But if

1093
01:08:03.199 --> 01:08:09.360
that those personalities were teenagers and I
was in high school, I think I

1094
01:08:09.360 --> 01:08:12.159
would have been a Wendy because I
was very much just liking you know what

1095
01:08:12.159 --> 01:08:15.399
you're getting with Wendy to the point
head screwed on babe, very unpredictable.

1096
01:08:15.840 --> 01:08:19.600
I agree with you one hundred.
I mean, I'm trying to remember when

1097
01:08:19.600 --> 01:08:24.760
I was in when I was in
fourth grade and there was a yeah,

1098
01:08:24.760 --> 01:08:28.279
a girl called Polly who I was
mostly at a boys school. There weren't

1099
01:08:28.279 --> 01:08:31.640
there many girls, but I remember
talking to this girl Polly when thinking you're

1100
01:08:31.680 --> 01:08:35.359
going cool, what's this I'm feeling? Polly is a cool name as well.

1101
01:08:35.760 --> 01:08:41.600
Poly Stein who name was If you're
listening poly Stone guy Davis here from

1102
01:08:41.600 --> 01:08:46.119
from nineteen seventy nine. Hope,
I hope you're going great. Um you

1103
01:08:46.159 --> 01:08:53.279
have knock on the door tomorrow.
Oh my god, this is your baby

1104
01:08:53.920 --> 01:08:57.920
got this grown man with like,
what guy? God'd you ever killed me?

1105
01:08:58.039 --> 01:09:05.800
Back? Dear? But yeah,
I think I'd be a Wendy kind

1106
01:09:05.800 --> 01:09:10.439
of That is our mail bag for
gnomes. Thank you for sending in those

1107
01:09:10.520 --> 01:09:13.760
questions, Julie and Scott was let
me go back up, Yeah, Scott,

1108
01:09:13.760 --> 01:09:15.119
Scott and it was contending those questions. We've still got a few more

1109
01:09:15.199 --> 01:09:18.119
questions in the mail Baby. We'll
get to those in the next episode of

1110
01:09:18.359 --> 01:09:21.720
Going Down to South Park, where
we're going to be reviewing the final episode

1111
01:09:21.720 --> 01:09:25.119
of season two. We've made it
all the way through the season. Is

1112
01:09:25.159 --> 01:09:29.000
Prehistoric Iceman. I can only assume
this is a takeoff of Incino Man.

1113
01:09:29.039 --> 01:09:32.119
If it's not going to be disappointed, that would be very disappointing. Indeed,

1114
01:09:32.319 --> 01:09:36.479
we all love wheezing the juice.
That's right, so Prehistoric ice Man.

1115
01:09:36.520 --> 01:09:40.319
It's the next episode I've gone down
to south Park. Now, guys,

1116
01:09:40.359 --> 01:09:43.359
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1117
01:09:43.439 --> 01:09:45.840
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1118
01:09:45.880 --> 01:09:48.840
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1119
01:09:48.840 --> 01:09:53.800
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1120
01:09:53.800 --> 01:09:56.479
powers, Guy and Dando here at
Going down to south Park. Now,

1121
01:09:56.520 --> 01:09:58.640
Guy, I want to pitch something
to you, Right, We've bring them

1122
01:09:58.720 --> 01:10:01.680
out supporters to the show bi weekly. Right. I was thinking, let's

1123
01:10:01.680 --> 01:10:06.680
set ourselves a target. Right,
if we hit five hundred supporters on Patreon,

1124
01:10:06.640 --> 01:10:09.319
who should be a big increase.
Right. If you get that five

1125
01:10:09.359 --> 01:10:12.680
hundred supporter mark, are you interested
in doing this show weekly? Yeah?

1126
01:10:12.760 --> 01:10:15.039
I'm down for that. But we're
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1127
01:10:15.079 --> 01:10:17.920
So if you guys want to hear
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1128
01:10:17.920 --> 01:10:21.640
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1129
01:10:21.680 --> 01:10:25.800
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1130
01:10:25.880 --> 01:10:30.199
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1131
01:10:30.239 --> 01:10:31.960
But if we don't, that's hopefully
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1132
01:10:31.960 --> 01:10:34.119
But if you want to early ad
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1133
01:10:34.159 --> 01:10:38.880
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1134
01:10:38.960 --> 01:10:42.199
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1135
01:10:42.239 --> 01:10:45.560
And you've got a question or a
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1136
01:10:45.560 --> 01:10:46.960
gmail dot com. This has been
gnomes like I said, next episode,

1137
01:10:46.920 --> 01:10:50.720
it's the finale of season two.
It's prehistoric Iceman, mister Davis. Any

1138
01:10:50.720 --> 01:10:54.520
final words for those incredible listeners out
there, Well, I don't want to

1139
01:10:54.560 --> 01:11:09.000
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