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This is a downbeat on ninety seven
to one, the Freak, three President

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songs, five accident, I don't
know, not playing lump on a loop.

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They're peaches what I used to do. Those songs are awesome, pieces

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are bad at yeah, said my
yet fine, this is your friendly neighborhood

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downbeat on a President's Day. Welcome, one and all, Thanks for listening

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six to ten this morning, beniskin
ten to two. That a pretty cool

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thing. In the afternoon, a
little replay of Luca's seventy three point game,

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and uh, Kevin and Coop,
we're going to kind of get you

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to the afternoon, walk you through
a sort of a replay that game,

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highs and lows and fun, good
day, and then back in normal program,

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I mean tomorrow right here on ninety
seven won the preak. I don't

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know if we're going to open the
phones at nine or oh you got a

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couple of guests, right, but
yes, we do want to invite you

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at nine. If you're the president
of anything, yes, come on.

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If you have ever been, are
or have ever been the president of anything,

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call in, I mean student council, don't know, some big company,

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homeowners association, a bank, a
Bank. We're going to celebrate you

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presidents at nine o'clock. You know
what, I'll open it up to vice

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presidents too. Okay, you know
what, I actually am a president?

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You are? I am the president
of the LLC that owns Twilight Lounge.

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Okay, yeah, it's as president, it does. I have to sign

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because Jess and I rest in peace, Great Jess Bart when we partnered up

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to open that bar and deep LM
gosh, I can't believe it's been over

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ten years. We had to assign
one of us had to be the president.

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And because I think we felt like
my resident my residence was permanent enough

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that we could just send mail to
me because he was looking into buying a

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new home at the time that I
was made president. You are you're you're

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an acting current president. I am, dude. Isn't that crazy? I

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have to make so many tough decisions, but I have to appeal to my

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base too. You're a powerful man. You have no idea, I really

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don't. How about you never been
a president anything? Probably not. No.

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I've been offered many times and was
trade turned it down. You ever

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been a president anything? No?
No, that's my knowledge. Well,

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if you have nine o'clock. We'll
take calls and I don't know whispers are.

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We may have a special guest calling
in from the infield of Daytona as

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the five hundred has been postponed until
this afternoon. Oh what a day.

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to one. Okay, you guys
remember the swastika cops. Yes, a

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little bit back the summer to South
Lake police officers they got fired. One

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of them drew a swastka and the
whiteboard the conference room and then a picture

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surface where one of them actually texted
the image to a civilian. A big

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article came out over the weekend the
Dallas Morning News with some more details on

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that because these cops did an interview
exclusively with the Dallas Morning News. Uh.

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They said that the room of office
SARS erupted in laughter after Sergeant Jonathan

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Macheka drew a swastika on the whiteboard. Captain James Logan is the guy who

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snapped the picture just for fun,
you know. Well, then minutes later,

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Logan accidentally texted the photo to a
random Arlington man who was included in

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a group chat with fellow officers.
So he's gonna send it off to all

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these cops cop buddies, and he
put in a wrong number on one of

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them and it went to a random
Arlington man. Was there anyone in the

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photo? Uh? Yes, okay, yes it was Macheka is in it?

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Like next to laughing? Yeah,
okay, because I thought it was

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just a swashtika on a whiteboard.
I mean it was on what friend group?

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Is that not even just the fact
that it's a swashtaka, just that

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to send that picture. I think
that I've questions about is what was the

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context of the hilarity that ensued,
Because simply drawing that insignia on a whiteboard

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shouldn't just elicit it unbridled guffawing.
Look what he did. Oh my god,

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that is the funniest thing I've seen
Mitch Edburgh Live. That is funny.

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I mean there had to be right
that, there had to been some

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context for this to be the punchline
that everybody just couldn't contain themselves. Sometimes

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you asked me questions and I'm like, man, I don't mind doing that,

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man, Kevin did they It's more
of the money wants of the comedy.

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It's more of a rhetorical question.
Today. I'm glad you did because

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I have the answer for great,
because that's the one reason we're doing this,

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because there's, you know, new
things to this. Kevin has answers

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so again exclusively to the Dallas Morning
News. They met in January. It

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just got published over the weekend.
Macheka said. The drawing was done in

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jest. Macheka called another officer quote
ticket Nazi, because he was writing too

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many citations and this cop that he
was that was getting promoted to like a

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school or something, and he was
like making a joke like, Oh,

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you're gonna be writing tickets to all
the moms in the carpool line, you

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know, stuff like that. Just
a little friendly humor there, not indifferent

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from the soup Nazi or being a
you're being a grammar Nazi. It's very

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which is a commonly acceptable comedic way
to describe somebody that is, you know,

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over zealous, over zealous. Their
actions were taken out of content context.

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They say they were not meant to
support hateful beliefs, although they did

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have a couple of white supremacy type
signs on there, including an SS and

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lightning bolts. Oh, those are
all written on the whiteboard. Those were

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also in the picture. Yeah,
they emptied the bag. Yeah, so

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Macheka said the photo was taken without
his consent. He said he was not

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posing for the photo. Captain Logan, he's your guy, Captain Paul Logan,

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No, James Logan, h all
right, that's enough. He called

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this case the quickest internal affairs investigation
he'd seen in his eleven years at the

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department. He said they had made
up their mind real quickly or firing you

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guys. Now. Neither officer had
a major disciplinary history, but their appeals

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to get their job back was denied. Captain Logan said, if someone in

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that room had been was being hurtful, that would not be funny. I

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really wish that the city administrators in
the chief of Police would have objectively taken

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a look at this for what it
was. Macheka said, the joke was

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regretful, but first responders can have
dark humor because of the trauma they see,

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and they've had seven eight months to
get this story straight. Yeah,

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I mean, look that that sounds
like, contextually speaking, like a reasonable

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explanation for that. There's no reason
why they would just draw a swastika and

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then just stand there and laugh at
it. Yeah, right, I kind

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of agree, but it's still it's
still stupid pop and you're still dumb,

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and you still should get fired.
But you get fired for stupidity more than

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anything. People make shocking jokes,
yes, all the time amongst their friends.

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So I told you why I ticket
Nazi all that stuff, right,

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that's what they were going for,
Okay whatever. They told the Dallas Boarding

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News that there were several South Lake
employees in the room, including a deputy

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HR director who laughed. He was
laughing too. The HR directors, they're

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kind of now they're calling people out. Now, this is good. Logan

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said he overheard the joke, picked
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said the people. Some people told
him to send that photo because they found

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it hilarious. He made a group
chat to send it out. Minutes later,

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he received a text back saying who
is this? From the from the

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city to the civilian, then row
after who is this? And no response

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who's this? And why is a
racist cop sending me pictures? That's when

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Captain Logan realized he had sent the
photo to someone who wasn't a part of

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the joke. So then Logan said, the deputy HR director told him they

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did not violate any city policies because
it was just a funny joke. The

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deputy HR director did not respond to
multiple requests from the Dallas Morning News.

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Now they this is a little less
to wait. If you're caught doing something

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like this, you can just kind
of go, okay, we made a

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boo boo here, man, I
sent it to us. That's not great,

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that's not good. But I think
there's reason to believe here that if

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they didn't tell on themselves, that
they would have been saved here, because

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the officer said they immediately called the
chief of police to alert him that a

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photo was sent to an unknown number
without context. But Checka said some of

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the other officers tried to talk them
out of calling the chief, but they've

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called him anyway to report themselves.
So is that the lesson don't tell on

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yourself because if they don't tell the
police, the chief of police. Because

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they actually got a comment from Mark
Blankenship, the civilian from Marlington who received

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the text, and he said he
believed it was a spam. He was

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unaware of the firings, had not
heard this news story. Clearly, even

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after it came out. He didn't
even think about it. He didn't even

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know, he said, I thought
somebody had the wrong number. I kind

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of thought, what is this.
I don't understand, and I thought it

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was some type of virus type thing. I was like, what the hell,

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That's all he said. So he
wasn't going on some crusade to find

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out who's sending in me this whistle
blower. He wasn't gonna do anything.

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So dude, they would have probably
been safe if they didn't tell on themselves.

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So dude snaps the photo. He's
got everybody but one dude in his

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contacts and go, okay, you
want that too, Bill, Well,

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I don't have your number. What
is it? He just types in the

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wrong number. Yeah, and this
guy, random guy just gets it and

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he writes back what is this?
Who are these people? And then they

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went and you know, fest up, they got nervous and wouldn't fest up.

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You said, haven't said? They
said. Other officers were tell you

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you don't have to, don't don't
just wait, and they called the chief

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to report themselves, which that's admirable. I mean, I don't think none

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of this is funny. Biken Chip
said he didn't report jectively, right or

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no, that it came from officers. He did not know. As many

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times as we've all gotten pulled over, I think we can all attest that

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a sense of humor probably isn't a
requirement to be the police officer. They're

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not in the mood for jokes when
they pull me over. Geez, i've

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seen your record. I know my
record. You're gonna tell me that.

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Damn, dude, you're reenacting conversation. I haven't had one in a while,

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thank god. But I'm gonna streak
a four straight warnings, really dating

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back a long time. I've not
been pulled over, and damn there a

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decade. Whoa, but before that, four straight warnings. Because I kill

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him with kindness, you kill him
with lies, don't you. I had

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a big charity sticker on the back
of his car. Yeah, back to

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the blue Yep Police Athletic League by
a couple of de Marini bats. Watch

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the warnings come. I used to
have a back the blue sticker on the

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old Plymouth Valley and I used to
drive it. Never worked, really,

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no, they knew that I was
look they looked at the car, and

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they looked at me. In nineteen
eighty eight, this guy's actively supporting.

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Yeah, this guy has never written
a check. It looks like all he

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cares about is pizza. Uh huh, pizza and cigarette sharvel guitars and Marboro

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Reds. Make it for you,
mister ballas the check and logan still looking

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for jobs, haven't had a job
none? Now their defense attorney's kind of

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funny, because what do you do
if you're the defense attorney who's got to

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defend swastika drawings? Okay, ken, he said. He argued that,

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hey man, they were asked to
take part in some social media skits for

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the police department because everyone has well
not everyone, but a lot of companies

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have a social media person who are
always like trying to get engagement going on,

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and some of them are actually really
good and really funny, so they

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were asked to take part in social
media skits, including parodies of a Laddin

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Stranger things. He said the department
has a long history of joking around and

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the administration fostered this humorous environment.
He also said Nazi signs are not taboo

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for comedy, referencing snl Key and
Peel and Seinfeld. I mean kind of

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right, right, it's a I
guess this suit that's a well known popular

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character on one of the most successful
sitcoms of all time. Yeah, and

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that is a Nazi joke right now. The guy serving soup wasn't wearing an

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armband or anything, and there was
no visible there was no branding. I

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think suspended and not fired had it
been in a different town. But you

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can't be messing around with that in
south Lake because South Lake has got a

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bad history and that's why but Cheka
Officer Macheka, who allegedly drew it,

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said he said he thinks the climate
in the area, along with the issues

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in the local school district and they've
had like six federal investigations for racist stuff.

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He think that's contributed to how it
was handled. Captain Logan said this

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this is kind of a good old
fashioned thing to say. Though if it

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had been a hateful thing, there
definitely would have been a funny picture taken

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because it would have been a hey, man, what the hell are you

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doing? Get that crap out of
here. That's what he said. It

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would have been like that if someone
was if someone was offended, get that

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crap out of here, erase it. I'll kick your ass. I don't

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think it would have gone down like
that. But interesting. That's probably a

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wrap on that story because I mean
it's tough because those guys, like they

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really don't have employment for almost nine
months now, and because they reported themselves.

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I don't think anything happens if they
don't report themselves. Probably not.

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Is there any honor in them saying, look, we did this, it's

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out there. There could be some
blowback letting you know. I don't know,

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I mean, why would they do
they do that in interview six months

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after? You know? Maybe so
yeah, which they just said. It

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was like, I don't know.
Man. Where I struggle with is like

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what about the SS double lightning bolts? Right that sign for white supremacy?

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That's one upsmanship. One guy draws
a swastika and other guy's got it.

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Well, I know things about Nazis
too. Let me add one who know

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too much about Nazis, the Iron
Eagle or whatever the other one is.

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You know, yeah, oh,
let me draw this guy. It's Hitler,

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you know like that. It just
doesn't There's a beautiful portrait of Joseph

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Mingly. I mean I I draw
a penis on this paper almost every day

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and hold it up to you,
guys, kind of wondering where that's been.

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So here it comes, here,
it comes. It's not even really

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a good penis. It doesn't draw
your exact size penis on there. Oh

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no, you got it? What
are you doing, Misshapen? He always

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makes a mistake of holding this up
and then showing JJ, hey look,

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oh, I just maybe you should
call hr and get out in front of

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it. Yeah, I'm not telling
myself. Me too. Me and Danny

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are on your side. Have I
ever drawn a penos and that you've seen?

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No? No, what do you
mean. I'm just trying to think

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back to the time you did.
I can't even draw a penus. I've

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seen your notebooks, doodling. Let
me see your pictures, Kevin. It's

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all just penus shaped foods in the
next notebook. Let me see your art,

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Kevin, I haven't drawn anything.
Um, that's a nice banana you

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have their. Danny, thanks,
I have an update on the coyote guest.

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Oh great, he says that this
is the uh. He's putting a

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bow on the coyote story. I
told you the final report. I doubt

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it. I told Danny before you
got here this morning, Mike. I

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said, look, I know Mike's
tired of the coyote story, but I

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think it's the last update and it's
an important one. The cootie that been

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three children at Parkway Central Park in
Arlington last week has been tested for rape.

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Drum roll please? He negative no
rabies. Rabies. That means the

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kids don't have rabies. But they
didn't have wildlife services out to the park

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to survey the area. They saw
no parks, no coyotes in the park,

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but did spot two others in the
surrounding area, so leading me to

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question, did you get the right
one? Yeah, exactly, they got

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the wrong damn coyote. So that's
the answer. Kill all three coyotes and

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see if they have rabies. I
mean, did they kill this one?

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Yeah? They distroyed well, they
didn't kill it. They destroyed it.

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Yeah, they they tested his brain. That's what you have to do to

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them coats, kill it and his
brain. Okay, that kite is really

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cute. The one they got,
I know it looked well fed too.

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Yeah. Okay, here's what they
said, Mike, you're gonna like this.

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They the staffs did say that they
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area, which can't attract coyotes.
Heck yeah, man, it looks so

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much healthier than the coyotes that live
in my neighborhood, which you're feeding off

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of broken glass and syringe plastic whatever
washes up in my creek trash overflows on

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what a burger bag? Watch you
McCall it wrappers. Still hungry, I'll

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have a human so hungry, too
full to heaven. I'm starving, too

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full to get daddy. I'll take
the kid, an unattended toddler delicious veal,

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human veal. No, there's your
coyote updates, all right, hopefully,

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nor promise that's the last one we'll
see man. All right, what

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if they find one with baby human
blood all over its mouth and they're like,

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we got the right one. You're
not gonna report on that. No,

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we're gonna do it tomorrow. Yeah, report on whether you're sick of

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it or no, you know what, Or there's gonna be another damn coyote.

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Yeah, other snake on the loose
place. You know what coyote is.

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Coyote is the new plane. Yeah
it is. It's Kevin's plane.

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So for a month every day plane
stories. You know, opened a Google

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doc. Today Kevin adds a damn
plane story to the page. Hey,

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Danny, look another plane story.
I haven't even looked at it, but

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I will. I don't even click
on it. You should. You should

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check it out. Coming up next
on this President's Day. I spent some

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time this weekend diving deep into the
past of each of our nation's leaders,

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and what I found was shocking and
pressure. Coworkers and friends with knowledge you

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gained from Kevin's presidential explosion. Next
time ninety seven on the three