The Downbeat on ninety seven to one The Freak. If you want to go
see comedian Trevor Noah, give us a call two and four or eight one
seven seven eight seven one nine seven to one. You have to win the
game, Okay, you gotta win the game that we throw out at you,
because yeah, we have AARNet. We're just we've decided to make people
aren't well. We'll give sometimes, but it depends on how many tickets we
have two pairs. I just mean in general, you know, like oh
yeah, yeah, if we had like ten pairs of tickets, we're just
gonna kind of give them to whoever give away Adam Sandler tickets. This week,
we'll give away five pair of tickets to see Adam Sandler on Wednesday.
That's crazy and he will be at wind Star next Friday. Trevor Noah will
be at the Fairport Music Hall March fourteenth. It's all them a year ago,
funny fun show and you could be there. Yeah, tickets a livenation
dot com, but you know you can go to livenation dot com if you
lose. So we'll take Color four and five first and then three will be
our third one. If we have a loser. I've got a way to
get here. I've got a way to get us there. All right,
your eyes are illuminated. I can tell when you ubated you're excited about what
you got going on before we get to Mikey's Morning News. You want to
finish up Danny's predictions here. Yeah, we went through all three Kevio's and
a mine, and five of the six no points awarded. The sixth the
Danny Ferdinand Baylis Carisa Thompson one. It's still TVD Yeah. I mean we
can't get him on the phone. We tried. We've been calling and texting
and Danny's wrapped up. If he could send us a just like a selfie
or like like the Josh Giddy her back shoulders Snapchat picture her back shoulder,
back shoulders, sleeps on her side away from Danny, with her eyes open,
kind of just staring at the at the side of the room, just
kind of going, what have I done? What do I do? Do
you think they like leave town last night? Probably right, They probably just
go home as fast as they all live in different places, so it's not
like Amazon has a plane for They don't fight to have Amazon warehouse and then
they're distributed back to their homes. I hate throw ropped off. I your
questions good, but can I just take your question and just kind of dunk
on it with another question? Do you think Danny would rock her world?
No? Probably not. I mean respectfully to Danny, he's fifty five years
old and kind of like us, don't really care about anything. And she
is surrounded by alpha horny twenty five year old alphas. And she did date
or was married to former Duke point guard Jay Williams for a long time.
I don't know Danny's high effort though. Anyway, that point is TBD.
I don't know yet if the that miraculous relationship happened last night between Danny and
Carissa. We'll find out. We'll stay on this all right. Here's Danny's
three predictions for the game last night. Let's see how he did. Prediction
number one forgot music. For the first time in the history of AT and
T Stadium, Jerry will succumb to public pressure and order the curtains closed for
the entirety of the game, not realizing it will have already been dark for
two hours by kickoff time. Didn't notice, very strange, didn't ask prediction.
We'll assume that one's probably not correct, though, I think prediction number
two Brandon Aubrey will miss his first field goal tonight, but just as his
foot is about to strike the ball, there will be a glitch in the
Amazon Prime platform that will temporarily switch to a nude scene from the original Prime
series the summer I turned pretty season two streaming. Now, boy, he
almost missed one. He pulled out on a little left. Wrew's closer than
for a thirty yard field goal. It made you go, I don't know
if you guys are gonna give me the point at the end of the season
when he when he makes them all. But I said, he's not missing
a kick all year, And yeah, they missed the extra point. Thing
kind of screws six five games left, screwise things up. But he's chance
very decent. He's been a little rickety with a little left. He's got
a little pull in his golf swing. They haven't completely put him in full
Maher and zerline situations a ton either, though, for what like fifty eight
he's till a lot of fifty four yarders at the end of a half.
Yeah, it's because the offense is good until they get to the red zone.
Yeah. So yeah, but he has a chance of going the whole
year not missing a field. Incredible. I love it. Alright, you
got Danny three number three. As Dak approaches the line of scrimmage of freak,
radio interference will broadcast Dak's headset on national television, where you will clearly
hear coach Mike McCarthy mumbling something about swords and wizards. All I don't think
he got old. All well, I forget him. I forgot him to
go middle times on QVC. Then eleven o'clock shows swords on third and four.
Call the play by one there, throw that second one in there for
free. Uh. I didn't hear that. It didn't happen with the microphones,
but I did see him mouth the words swore it a couple of times.
I think, Okay, yeah, he seemed he was right he was
talking swords, but it never showed up on a mic. So I don't
think we can give any points for them. What if his postgame press conference
just turned into Mike Leech, you know, swing your sword, or he's
trying to sell a couple of swords in his postgame press conference Because he bought
too many of his wife's giving him a hard time. Oh God, Rudolf.
A couple of different ones, different brands, the Lord of the Rings
one well as a giveaway at Taco Bell. Is that nothing right? Clean?
Sweep? Yeah, but we'll get it back next week. I will
peel it on together. We'll learn from this week and we will learn.
Do we want? Did the Trevor know a thing? Do we have?
Our callers know what's going to play? All right? Hi? Coller?
What's your name? Assume that you? Hello? Yeah? Hello, what's
your name? My name is Kwan. We're calling from one calling over from
Fourny. Hi. A big fan of you guys. Cool man. Hey
do you speak Spanish? Yes? I do. I'm actually Colombian, So
I think you and I would be great friends, no doubt. If you
bring presents. Do you know the famous Hispanics Colombian artist Feed? Yes,
yes, he's really good. Is it actually pronounced feed? I hear people
call it fade. I don't know. I think it just depends. It's
probably is fade. But Faith is a badass name, Feed is not.
Yeah. I think they're both good. Pluma does so? Pluma mean featherweight
Uh, yes, actually it does. We got a bunch of texts.
Yeah, and I wanted to That's what I wanted to verify with you.
Featherweight. Okay, all right, man, we you won? Oh right,
No, no, no, here's the drill one. You get ten
guesses and I'll help you out with higher lower directions. Okay, but he
might know the answer. Just right out of the gates for a pair of
tickets to see Trevor Noah. How many passing yards did Dak Prescott have last
night? Nine? Correct? Right out? He told you very easy,
keep your over unders. Dude. You're smart as hell. Thank you.
You're actually from Columbia, like you were born there? Yeah, I was
born there. Actually a guy called in yesterday saying, who's in Bukata Manga?
That's actually where I'm from. All right, so it's pretty cool.
I have a good friend of mine, Dan Villa Veces, who goes to
Columbia every couple of years, and he's been trying to get me to go,
and I very much do want to go. And he just sings the
praises of how beautiful it is and how amazing and whatnot. Would you say
Columbia is a lovely place to visit. It is amazing. I was actually
just there for about two months in the summer, and it's wonderful. Your
money goes really far with like the exchange rate. So yeah, I mean
it's really fun. Weather's great. It's always like seventy five eighty degrees obviously
depending where you go. Yeah, yeah, were we talking like nice beaches,
carta Hana? Like, what do you if you were trying to sell
me to visit Columbia? What am I going to do when I'm there?
I would go to Cartajna and then Mediyan, which is like where all the
rappers are from and stuff like that. The weather there is really nice,
the city's beautiful. I probably hit those two places up a right, daven
ask. But this is something I'm sure people are thinking, what's the safety
level, because you know, we've been conditioned to think of something else when
we think of Mediyan. I mean, yeah, American tourists in Mediyan walking
around the streets, how are we doing. I would just not wear any
jewelry or like, you know, don't take your rolex. But besides that,
I mean, honestly, it's really not that bad. Just kind of
keep your head on the swivel obviously, but I mean, yeah, I
wouldn't go walking around looking like the migos. Yeah, that's your usually,
how I draft. I'm sure you've seen photos. There's plenty of photos of
me on the internet. I'm sure you've searched them, all right, dude,
Well, thank you, congratulations. You smacked that two nine to nine
right out of the park. You're going to see Trevor Noah. Thank you.
I appreciate it. Guys, keep going with all her doing. You
have one jj O get your info all rights to the next one. Here
last pair of tickets to see Trevor Noah that we're giving away this week tickets
to Live nation dot com. Hi. What's your name? Hi, It's
Kelly from Allen Hello. Hi, have you ever been to Columbia? I
have not. It's now on the list though, after hearing hearing Wan talk,
what's the most exotic place in the world You've ever been South Louisiana?
You never left the Losstado Sounidos. Huh, we have not, not yet.
But you know, if you got a dream vacation, if instead of
a pair of tickets to see Trevor Noa right now, you are trying to
win a dream vacation anywhere on planet Earth, Kelly, where would you?
Where would you choose? Alaska? I know it's not even very exotic,
but that is like my number one place I have got to go one day.
I want to be in the middle of a snowstorm, living it up
like the people in Alaska too. Wow, you love America, Kelly,
You know I think I just love the snow. Yeah, snow. Really.
I'm from the South, so I feel like it would be just such
a different change for me. I think that's a good choice. I would
consider Alaska quite exotic too. You could go into an igloo. There you
go on chocolate right, hopefully not got attack by a moose, Kelly.
Kevin has some way that you can win. Trevor noa tickets. Are you
ready? I am, don't be nervous. I'm gonna help Kelly out.
Yeah, very simple, Kelly. I'll give you some clues to get there.
How many penalties were in last night's game. Combine for both teams,
and you just guess the number, and I'll tell you if a hire lower
and you'll get a few guesses at it. All right, I'm gonna go
with five higher. Okay, eight higher. You think that's how they talk
up in Alaska. Yeah, they don't know they have a better mound.
God, you said twenty twenty five? Okay? And lower? Okay,
I guess let's go with Oh goodness, let's say twenty okay lower, let's
guess six. You need one a little bit lower than twenty. You have
one, guess left, a little bit lower. Let's go with them eighteen.
Oh my god? Oh no, I went over it, didn't dude.
She really wants them. You can tell. Are you gonna go see
Trevor? Noah? I have you have no idea how much I want these
tickets. I plan to go hopefully in March. But oh my gosh,
I want this so badly, right, I just don't watch football. That's
okay. We're disappointed with going to eighteen when we said just a little lower
than twenty. I know you just slopped right over it. I mean,
I'm disappointed. She dropped the S bomb and at s FO for a reason,
and yet we're still feeling nice. We're still probably just gonna give it.
We're pushing P on a Friday, man, Kelly. We're pushing P
on a Friday. That of course, is positivity. And if you promise
to do five things with the remainder of your day, they're abnormal for you,
but that push positive activity to somebody you encounter. If you promise that
abnormal for you out of your even your comfort zone, just say something nice
about somebody. If you promise that, we'll give you these tickets. All
right, you have my word. Okay, I believe you. Sorry to
take you so much, Kelly, You're welcome. We're gonna put you on
hold. You can start with saying something nice to JJ. Knock one out
right there. You'll be on hold with her. She'll get some info from
you, and you can go see Trevor ll Kelly, what's your favorite Kelly?
What's your favorite radio station? The only one? Ninety seven point one?
Baby? Okay, promo? Kat could tell that was a promo waiting
to happen. I think she's got a promo already. All right, love
Kelly, Bye. She seems sweet. Yeah, you know eighteen. She
didn't watch football. She didn't know nineteen that game. She just seem my
nice person was happy and that's all. There's a bet payoff. Yeah,
change your name to cleat for a week morning news. Let's do it.
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you go. I don't know too much. I just have one story and
I'm only doing it because I teased it yesterday and then we never got to
it as we had things on fire. We had live fire coverage here right
off inwood Road. I just went out and took a look. It looks
like everything is back to normal. Just some smoky fire burns on the side
of the building, but they've avoided catastrophe. Over there. At the envelope
factory. But it did tease something about Dallas strip clubs, and I think
it's sort of interesting because Dallas police have decided they are going to enforce this
ordinance that limits strip club and adult store hours. And I think this has
been kind of wild West in this area for a long time, where these
things stay open late or always. And by rule it says strip clubs escort
services, which again I just recently learned is apparently legal, and adult book
and video stores must stay closed between two am and six am or criminal charges
could be followed. Okay, so the reason they did this was because crime
at that hours had been higher, they had descenbered. I mean, they're
hoping it'll curb violence, actually is the main the main thought, and it's
just something that has been a law for a long time, but it's been
very unenforced. And they had a big meeting and said, you know what,
we need to go ahead and lock this down. You know, our
friends over at New Fine Arts, I think they were twenty four hours and
they still are until this hits Well was that this has been discussed for a
while, but I didn't know they were. They had already come to a
decision, and this was they're moving forward. Here is new I got.
I think there's loopholes. Is that an adult book and video store? I
don't know, and maybe it is, but I would have. Yeah.
They may be. They may be more just basic retail. Yeah, they
may be fine, fall into some other category. I don't know. But
you know, have to get your jolly's before two am or after six am,
which is weird. If we're going to open sesame at six am on
any of these spots, that seems to be an odd thing. Anyway,
I can start their day just and they could turn on the freak and blast
it out loud at baby dolls. Yeah, play us well, Savannah hops
up there. Uh, she's giving you all ad dance to the most important
world theme song. All right, that's pretty good. I have a very
special birthday correspondent of like, welcome to the program. Well, I'm happy
to be here, Mike. We didn't do it earlier. No, we'll
do it now. Birthdays today not as big as yesterday. Yesterday, of
course, I'll go something in my throat, let me get out. Okay,
there it is Zoe Kravitz's thirty five bike Lovely and beautiful. Do you
know her parents? Uh? Yeah, Lenny and uh Lisa Lisa bow and
what Melissa Bonet, sorry, said Bonet, Zoe Kravitz thirty five. And
I believe she was who she married to. She's getting married to, she's
she's with a honk and you know what else? Is she with Channing Tatum?
She's on the phone, she's very busy. JJ's not here to help
you right now. And I don't blame her. I support JJ. Uh.
Yeah, she's getting married. Are they're related or they're in a relationship
that related? There in a relationship. Lenny Kravitz was in the first Hunger
Games. He was and he was awesome, A chanting, charting, charming
tape man is with Zoe Kravitz. Yeah, they're getting married. They're getting
married, Yeah, only asked JJ. As a movie expert, Lenny Kravitz,
has he done a whole lot more than like Hunger Games? Because he
was really good. He was in The Precious back in twenty ten. Okay,
it's a long time ago though, so he hasn't embarked on a successful
movie career other than that. I can't think of anything else great looking,
cool looking, and he was awesome in the hung Grays, which is a
huge movie. Yeah, and he had a lot, a lot. It
wasn't like just a one off cameo or anything. He even imprecious. He
was just one scene or two scenes. Maybe it wasn't super major. I
think if he doesn't want to do it, he's just chilling the music man
through and through. Also we have Woody Allen's eighty eight. Oh you never
seen a Woody Allen movie? Never will? No, I won't. But
for a popular comedic, they don't seem good director writer. Unfortunately, he's
considered one of the one of the best. Have you ever seen one?
Yeah? Of course, indeed, oh my god, I didn't roll your
eyes that you did. I was just don't of course and roll your eyes.
I mean I called you a movie expert just a second ago. I
fine, I'm sorry, But it's really hard to be like a movie created
in a movie expert. If you haven't seen a Woody Allen movie, because
he's he's got quite a few. Vicky Christina Barcelona, it was probably the
main one. When never that one with Scarlett Johansson, that's a bardam.
One of his go to actresses is Scarlett oh Yeah, they're like buddies.
But what do you have Annie Hall? She's like stood up for him.
Oh and that goes back to Colin Jost. Someone text me if you're a
big Woody Allen fan, okay and call me what it sounds like. J
I didn't say I was. But he's been around for a very long time
and it's directed a lot of movies. They just considered one of the best
directors. No matter what his is, it just all New York quirkiness and
fast talking and neurosis. Is that the whole He did a lot of movies.
He's got a childish first name. What would he? I wonder what
the best movies? Yes? And if you are a fan, please Manhattan
that one is, Yeah, that one's on these lists. I think definitely
Vicky Christina Barcelona's up there. Any Hall we gotta find now, Mike but
Leech Trevinoz for the absolute legend. What of the Jewels of Dallas? And
if you're even going to start his actual sports Rushmore Greatest from Dallas? He
might be the first damn lock you put on the six major championships. Dirk
is the first luck Jesus No, I'm saying front people for all Dallas.
I was born here, yeah, yeah, or around here. But even
if you don't do that, I would still consider him. We'll have that
debate next week. No, we're not on your sports round a sports or
cage. Please kill me hard. Uh. Sarah Silverman's fifty three, I
love her, Yeah, I just do we find with that? And uh
Janelle mone thirty eight, good job, gorgeous woman and like one of the
most beautiful women I've seen in person. Agree And I charge you that you
knocked Zoe Kravitz off the podium for hottest Birthday of the day. But Janelle
Monet, I'm leading. I need to lead with hot Birthday of the night.
But I always like to track who the hottest person you mentioned is.
Yeah, Flawless's gorgeous, isn't She has an album and she's got topless picks
out this year. She's pretty nude out there. Guys up, look up.
Okay, something BIG's happening in the Metroplex this weekend that we didn't even
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