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Starting off Minnesota, Goodbye. Random
question from Kelsey. Do you think things

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like cashee, almond, coconut,
et cetera, it should be considered milk?

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It is such a weird term to
me, But what else would we

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call them? I would love a
sticker that is from Kelsey. I don't

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know. I used to get when
I'd go to Caribou. I would get

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oat milk or almond milk in my
coffeecuse that would be good for my belly.

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And it didn't do a bit of
good. But I do think it's

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interesting, like we call it almond
milk, oat milk, cashoe milk,

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whatever is it considered milk? It's
just like milk. I was gonna say,

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I thought, so are we Are
they asking be calling it like juice

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or something instead? Is that why
he's like milk from cows like just says

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it's a weird term, But what
else could it be? By the way,

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that's Aaron in the background, high
erin and then she wants a sticker,

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and I will send out more stickers
in a couple of days. I

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will say I drank milk regularly as
a kid. We had six kids in

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the family. The fridge was always
loaded with paper cartons of milk. This

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is pre jug days. It was
loaded with probably a dozen paper cartons of

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milk because that's what we drank,
milk. Yep, we had milk at

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every meal, well not breakfast.
Breakfast we were forced to drink orange juice,

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and I hated orange juice, so
that was always a yeah. I

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would drink as much as I could. I take one sip and then I

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drink the rest and I put it
in my mouth and then I go in

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the bathroom and spit it out in
the sink. Like that's how much I

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hated or juice. But then I
had milk at lunch and dinner every meal.

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Growing up, I like chocolate milk
a lot. Do you still drink

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chocolate milk a lot? Well?
I think I developed like a lactose intolerance

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or something, because in I gotta
really I have a funny story for you

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guys, and I can tell it
to you later, but no, I

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want to hear it right now.
I want to hear it now, right

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now. Oh my gosh. Okay, So every single lunch, you know,

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you get your your milk carton or
whatever, and I had the worst

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gas like right after lunch, and
I like used to hold it. So

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you're like in like in like tenth
grade, fourth grade? What how old

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are you? Honestly, I remember
it starting in fifth grade, okay,

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yeah, and I remember like holding
it in and then like letting out the

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biggest part in the bathroom. Yeah, I had to, right, and

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it was ridiculous. I remember one
particular time it was absolutely insane. But

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this kept happening, and in high
school I was like, I just I

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don't know what it was like.
I just I really felt like I had

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some sort of like intestinal issue.
And then one day I just didn't drink

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milk because I was just like,
I'm just gonna have water to I just

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didn't feel like drinking it. Yeah, and then the stomach is shoes went

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away, and then I realized that, Okay, this is probably milk.

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So your lactose intolerant is what you
found out pretty much. Yeah, but

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I do love fair Life because I
think that's a lactose free milk. Yes,

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I believe so too. Yeah,
So I love fair Life. They're

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they're like chocolate milk is amazing.
I just don't really. The only time

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I have milk anymore is the only
way that I'll eat cake by choice is

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if I put cake in a bowl
and pour milk over it, so it's

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swimming in the milk. That's really
good. Or with cookies, the Girl

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Scout cookies, the ones that are
the peanut better patties, Oh yeah,

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those are so good in milk.
Other than that, I don't drink milk,

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except, like you know, in
a latte or something. Oh my

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gosh, I wish I would have
known you when I was I was a

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Girl Scout. Were you a Girl
Scout? I was a Girl Scout?

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Yeah, Dave would have bought thirty
five boxes from Yeah, I was one

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of the top cell I was actually
the top seller in my troop for like

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three years in a row. Can
I tell you, I'm going to ask

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you something about girl Scouts because there's
a lot of girls that they love Girl

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Scouts. They're into Girl Scouts.
But as a person who doesn't really know

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much about Girl Scouts girl Scouts,
I'm gonna make a bold statement. Girl

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Scouts are two known for cookies.
They're two known just for cookies. Because

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what do we know about boy Scouts? Oh, off the top of your

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head, what do you know about
boy Scouts? Well, I know that

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they do like a lot of like
survival tactics, and they go out to

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camps that they have, like specific
boy Scout camps, and then like you

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know, you build a fire,
you do all this like you know,

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not building stuff. And then like
eagle Scout is actually like a very respected

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title. Yeah, Carson's an Eagle
Scout. I was not. I was

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a boy Scout, but I think
the difference and I really there's a lot

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of girls. Girls can now become
boy Scouts because a lot of girls they

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they want to go rafting, they
want to go repelling, they want to

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go mountain biking, they want to
go you know whatever, and girl scouts

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probably offers all that stuff, but
you don't hear about it boy scouts.

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You hear about the adventure and you
see boy Scouts walking through the airport with

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a bunch of backpacks and they're on
the way to you know, the fucking

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mountains of like you know, like
Kilimanjaro or whatever. And girl Scouts I

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don't know what they do. I
respect them, but they're too well known

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for cookies. Well yeah, so
people say, oh, well what a

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girl scouts do? Well, they
sell cookies. Yeah, Well, I

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can tell you what they do do, remember it. So a lot of

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it was you get together and you
know, you do certain activities to earn

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like a badge. But a lot
of it really was like kind of sexist

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things like learn how to knit or
like you know, you do more like

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community service work. Okay, so
imagine it like you know, like pageants

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and you know kind of like this, like they're known for their kind of

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you know, community outreach and you
know, getting recognized that way. Sure.

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Yeah, so it was a lot
of like almost like building girls up

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to get to that stage of like
recognition. Okay, but it was a

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lot of like you know, yeah, you know, uh, volunteer at

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like an old folks home or and
that's wonderful. But it's like that.

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But yeah, it's it's very It's
not what boys did. So I understand

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why girls are like, no,
I want to do it. And there

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was some things like that that you
would do it like girls scout care.

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Sure, I'm sure there is.
No, it's not the recognition that not

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the ruggedness that boy scouts get.
I think it's probably changed a little bit

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like over the years. But now
did you say this, how like some

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girls can be in boy Scouts.
So maybe that's why they choose to be

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in boy Scouts. I believe so, because the boy scouts out. Yeah

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it is called scouts now, yeh, scout scouts. But but it's like

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more high adventure because the boy Scouts
go up to e Lee and they can

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go canoeing for about ten days.
They go to New Mexico, they go

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hiking for ten days, they go
down to Florida, they go sailing canoeing

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for ten days. And I think
girls, you know, it's not nineteen

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fifty four anymore. Girls want to
do that shit too. Yeah, and

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I think that's why girls wanted to
join boy Scouts. I didn't really have

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a problem with it. I definitely
resisted a little bit because, like,

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you know, boys should have their
own thing. Yeah, just like when

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we do girls' night out, it's
like fun just to go with the girls

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and not have that sexual pressure.
But it's worked out fine. So we

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got boys and boys and girls in
our troops. Do they not have just

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boy Scouts and just girl scouts And
there's just a middle ground, like there's

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there's literally it's just called scouts.
It is called scouts, but some troops

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allow or you know, not allow. But some some troops have girls and

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some troops don't. Yeah, my
troop that I'm not active in anymore,

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they have boys and girls. And
I resisted it first, but then again

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it's worked out just fine and nobody
complains about it. But it's creating a

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culture that's more accepting and you know, I mean. But then it also

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has lent, you know, the
whole girl Scout cookie thing to just be

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like girl Scout cookies, you know, like see less about because the boy

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Scouts do stuff like we throw hatchets
at each other and they sell popcorn.

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No, they said, they do
sell popcorn, but they don't sell that

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much because the boy Scouts aren't known
for a popcorn selling organization. So all

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right, moving on to the next
email. Here we go, Actually,

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somebody writes in Becky. She says, I wanted to send this again because

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I don't think I heard you mentioned
in the podcast or anything, and I'm

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still curious if you can find it, or maybe I missed it. She

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was talking about the day that we
did the I Love Why Don't We contest

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and the winner called in and said, I love Wyoming, and we actually

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did. Becky read your email a
couple of weeks ago, and I'm sorry

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you never heard it, but we
were not able to find that clip.

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I looked everywhere for it because I
thought I had it pulled somewhere, and

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I just could not find it.
I'm sorry, Well you tried, all

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right, next one and the show
has shed a lot of light on scammers

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and in person frauds lately. It
sucks hearing stories about people felt so bad

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they gave one hundred dollars at a
grocery store. I did that, or

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twenty dollars because they randomly texted asking
for money. This is the reason those

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scams and fake needy people continue to
do what they do. They literally need

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just a few of the tens and
hundreds of the people a day to give

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them free cash, and it's more
profitable than a real job. You don't

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know them anything, whether they are
physically asking you or harassing you over the

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internet or text. This my favorite
murder podcast as a saying fuck politeness.

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You literally owe them nothing and they
have no right making you feel guilty or

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threatened. You tell them no and
that's the end of it. There are

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services available in most states and cities
that assist someone getting groceries or basically like

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life essentials if they actually need them. Stop enabling these people, please.

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This is no different than the Nigerian
princess people used to send money to,

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or the fake violinists in the parking
lot. The only difference is they are

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violating your personal space. Brandon Well
said, I was at in Arizona the

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other day and there's somebody, you
know, at the media and at the

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end of a exit ramp, and
they're begging for money. And I don't

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even make eye contact with him.
And if I do, I don't like

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smile or give him anything. You
know, I just don't, right,

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because I just don't. And here's
a guy rolls down his window in the

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middle lane, whips out a five
dollar bill and the guy kind of runs

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over to pick up his five dollar
bill. The guy looked healthier than me,

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probably like twenty six years old.
He's got a beard, he's got

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a ball cap on. He looked
healthy. And it's like, bitch,

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I don't want to give you.
I'm not going to give you any money.

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Do you give money to those people? I don't know? And I

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am the same way. I avoid
eye contact. I was just at Trader

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Joe's last night, And there was
a guy at the parking lot where you're

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like leaving, and I sat there
and he was kind of it's a tight

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curve at the Saint Louis Park one
to get out of the parking lot.

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Oh, I know what you're talking. Yes, it's awful. And it's

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the Trader Joe's Saint Louis Park and
the parking lot's a mess. And the

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guy was right at this corner that
like I had to like really go out

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of my way to avoid eye contact
with him because I had to really pay

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attention to how I was curving out
of the lot. And yeah, I

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which just kind of like I said, I don't give to those people.

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Yeah, do you give those people? Erin? I really don't. And

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I mean I don't want to make
myself sound like a bad person, but

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I think I'm on team Jenny again. Yeah, I don't. I think

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that there's a lot of other resources. Okay, Yeah, we have more

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emails. We talk about gratitude on
the show once in a while, and

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this is an email about that one. Kristen Sarrs listening to Dave talk about

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the lack of thank yous now reminds
me of this past Halloween. I always

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spend a good amount of time and
money getting some really unique and fun candy.

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Then I sit out on the driveway
with a bonfire. I had about

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forty or fifty kids come by,
maybe one or two said trigger treat,

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and basically no one said thanks.
As you said, I don't need something

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extra, just the appreciation. But
it was just frustrating to see thanks guys.

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Dart lick from Kristin. I'm sorry
that you went through that, because

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I was actually impressed at the number
of people that said thank you when I

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open the door. And maybe it's
just depending on where you live. Maybe

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the kids in my neighborhood they're just
taught to say trick or treat and thank

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you, and maybe the kids in
your neighborhood they're just you know, maybe

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I don't know. I mean,
I don't want to say these little assholes

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is what. You're a bunch of
asses. I'm just kidding. I have

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no idea where this person lives,
but I don't really remember if people said

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thank you for Halloween candy. But
I also we don't get a lot of

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tricker treaters. It's only like a
few and then Andrew EAT's the rest of

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the candy. Yeah, that's how
Halloween. We get a lot and I

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love it and I always that's one
of my favorite things. I do the

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door and I have my fog machine
and they come up and they ring the

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doorbell and I hit the fog machine
and they always look at it and go,

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oh wow, that's cool. Or
some little kids kind of jump away

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like they're scared of it. And
then I open the door and they almost

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always say trick or treat. And
if they don't, I figure they're shy.

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Yeah, you know, because there's
some shy kids and usually if they're

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in a group, they're with their
buddies and they're comfortable. So but thank

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you. Yeah, I got a
lot of thank you. So, Kristin,

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walk around your neighborhood. Tell your
neighbors to raise their kids, right.

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They're a bunch of little lass holes, like jove. That next one,

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no, that's an advertisement, and
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of emails today and I'm trying to
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Here's one very long time listener since
fifth grade, Dave's first year, first

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time writer. I'm writing response to
Sharissa's email about dating younger guys. I

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started dating a guy fifteen years younger
than me three years ago. I am

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soon to be forty three. He's
twenty eight. We now have a one

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year old. Oh and you know
what, she had this baby later in

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life. She's forty three. There's
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the difference, but mostly jokingly.
I definitely think it can work. Also,

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in response to the next person's email
about being thirty one and just broke

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up with her boyfriend, I had
just accepted the fact that I wasn't going

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to have kids about a year before
I met with my husband. Look at

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me. Now, you got plenty
of time for whatever you want out of

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life. Oh right, that's all
for now, Christine, thank you.

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She did not want to write dart
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sticker if possible, and I will
send you one if you ever don't get

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your staff writer sticker, send me
an email because I'm human and it's very

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possible that I forgot to send it. But about every two weeks I just

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sit down and try to write them, I say, and sometimes things get

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lost, if like Dave's on vacation
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picture or an email that we read. And you deserve a staff writer.

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But also please don't abuse it.
Don't just send Dave an email and be

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like I. You didn't give me
a staff writer stick and you never submitted

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anything. Nobody's yeh, nobody's really
done that that I know of, But

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I'm happy to send. I'm just
happy you listened to the podcast Morning Guys.

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You may have talked about something similar. Isn't it crazy how many millions

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of events had to have happened to
get you exactly where you are this exact

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moment. Let's keep going. My
friend and I were talking about this.

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My mom cheated on my sister's dad. We have different dads with my dad

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and got pregnant with me. My
friend met her now husband through me and

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probably would have never met him if
she didn't know me. They also have

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kids. I was telling her,
good thing, my mom cheated on her

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ex boyfriend, or you wouldn't have
the kids you have now because I would

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have never been born to introduce them. If that makes sense, It one

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hundred percent makes sense. Ye.
Not going to say I'm a name because

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I don't want to call my mom
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it. I have a great weekend. She actually wrote this a week ago.

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I think about that all the time
me too. How So specifically with

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this job, I was, I
think about, how had I not gone

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to the University of Minnesota, I
don't think I would be in radio because

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I got an radio because I was
in the journalism school. We were forced

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to start a Twitter account for one
of my classes because that's when Twitter started.

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And I saw a tweet by the
station saying, you guys were hiring

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interns. And that's how like my
entire radio career started was because I just

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happened to see a tweet, had
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on my feet at that moment.
And had I not seen that, I

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don't know that I would have ever
gotten into radio, like not seeing that

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tweet. So I think O that
and I think that's really interesting. But

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you know what I think about also, like, Okay, I'll give Patt

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Eberts for example, Patt Eberts was
my partner on the show with Lee Folswick

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back in the nineties, and I
brought him out here from Phoenix and I

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hired him for my show. If
I hadn't hired him, he would not

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have met his wife Teresa, they
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those four kids would not have been
born. Extreme Jamie would not have met

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his wife Melissa and had three kids
if it hadn't been for me. Now,

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I'm not anything special, and everybody
has done. You introduce somebody,

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it's like, oh, my cousin
Greg would love to meet this girl Maggie.

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and then pretty soon it's like,
wow, that would have never happened

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had it not been for me.
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But you can look back at your
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wow, if it hadn't been for
like many many years ago, there would

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be no Alison and Carson. If
the radio station had not sent me to

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a restaurant and bar to broadcast on
the fourth of July where you met Susan.

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That's where I met Susan. But
somebody who worked at the restaurant and

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bar agreed to have us broadcast there. And so you never know all the

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little things you do in life,
And that's exactly what this person said.

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I'll repeat it isn't it crazy?
How many millions of events have had to

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happen, had to have had happened
to get you exactly where you are this

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exact moment. Really interesting? Is
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here in a sec. And I'm
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in and the reason I read this
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not my story to tell, but
we try to be very transparent. So

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Liz writes in what is going on
with iHeartRadio? The one episode where you

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guys talked about the day after Steve
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to it. And now they have
pulled all the Fallon and Zach podcasts,

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have they? Oh, I didn't
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prior, I did not know that, So I didn't either. So anyway,

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There's been some changes in the afternoon
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tell. If there was something going
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be my story to tell. But
I'm not going to sit here and tell

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the story of what's going on in
the afternoon show. I support whatever they

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do with whoever they're doing it with, and I love everybody involved. So

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it's not my story to tell.
But if anything does happen, like one

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day of Jenny is suddenly gone,
I will say, well, we couldn't

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take her shit anymore, and we
push drop bridge, probably the stone Arch

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bridge, and I'm thinking what I
do is I'd lead you out there and

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say, oh, Jenny, we're
getting staff photos done. Let's get Saint

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Anthony Falls in the background. Jenny
moved closer to the rail, Jenny moved

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closer to the rail at closer to
the rail, and then I push you

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over, yeah, exactly. And
then I would come in the next day

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and said I couldn't take her shit
anymore. So she's gone. So,

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like I mean, is that fair, it's not my story to tell.

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I think that's fair. Okay,
But we'll give you the details if you

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ever see us in public. I
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to the question at all. Well, you know what's funny, We don't

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know. We don't know what the
details are. And sometimes I don't want

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to know what the details are as
long as people are happy and doing okay,

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I don't want to know what the
details are, but I mean there's

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certain things I want to know,
like, you know, like gossipy things

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like what does Drake do all day? Like is he hooking up with random

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guys on Grinder? Dave always thinks
this. Dave thinks that Drake like hides

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all these stories from us. And
I can guarantee you the man is on

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Twitch all the time. He's streaming
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Because my boyfriend every once in a
while will like pop onto his Twitch stream

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and be like, oh, Drake's
doing this or whatever. I just think

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he is always streaming. Okay,
well I wish he was out getting some

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I think that is it for the
Minnesota goodbye. Thank you for the emails.

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Really love that when you send emails
in and we get to explore a

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topic that we didn't bring up.
We just love that. So whether it's

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spicy or whether you think it's something
we will never talk about, we really

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appreciate that. And Liz, thanks
for caring enough to write about something like

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that. And that's all I can
say because I know nothing. Have a

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great day, Minnesota. Goodbye is
Ryan Show at KDWB dot com.

