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It's just like the old radio show
with the additibility to swear a lot from

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the mac of All Trade studio in
Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler, Dods,

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Jube Bram. It's bilified the Bill
Moran Podcast. Wow, Hello and

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welcome. Thanks for getting your pot
on. Thanks for telling a friend.

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That's time we spread the word about
the pirates ship. Look who's back.

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I'm back, baby, I'm making
it heaven. He freshes back. Got

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stuck by the bridge, didn't you. I got stuck by the bridge.

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I wanted to do an Evil Knevil. Oh. I just watched a documentary

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on him two months two days ago. Yeah, what is that? That

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was the one on Netflix? Or
where's that one? It was on?

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I think Prime. I think I
saw that one because he's kind of a

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fucked up, grumpy guy. He
was at the end, but he was

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well. I loved Evil can even
now. I had the Evil Knevel toys.

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I had the flexible Evil Knevil doll
with the motorcycle that I could rev

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this thing up in a red thing. It would shoot out, and I

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had him build ramps out of my
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Hours of fun. Yeah, I
used to take my sister's doll she

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used to have. I think it
was the Ballerina dance Ballerina dance, and

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I used to try to get it
so I could see if I could get

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the hair to be grazed and possibly
get caught in the wheel and draped.

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I browed my sister's dolls too,
And I can't tell you what I did,

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but there's a reason I stop it. You gotta say, now,

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what the fuck did you do?
Make it a rain with monopoly money?

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And oh, oh, that's where
the stripper stuff started? Where it started

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way back? And how did you
how did you introduce the girls? I'm

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I'm my cookie Master microphone. I'm
like, okay, here comes Diamond and

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Cinnamon and Chestony Bello Up, Barbie
chest to be. I only answer so

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much, and Darth Vader and Han
Solo in the front row Barbie and I

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asked her, not Barbie, And
oh it was a wild time in my

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place. Yeah, I think,
Kevin, you're too young for the Evil

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toys. I don't think they were
making it. I don't I don't remember,

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but I think they were more a
seventies toys. Oh, without a

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doubt because I got X games.
But I mean when he what was the

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one he failed, the Snake River
one? Yeah, yeah, that was

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in Utah. Yeah, he was
going to do the Grand Canyon right,

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right right. I actually saw him
jump at six or seven years old,

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no um, in Toronto if you
look it up that yeah. But yeah,

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I was a huge fan of l
back in the day. It's so

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funny because you bring up the jumping
in the fact that it's gone more now

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into you know, the Red Bull
whatever extreme stuff that they do. Oh

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yeah, a few of the guys
like Knevel started all yeah, Tony Hawk

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and a few guys that made world
record jumps, right, and it became

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like the X game stuff. Yeah. And so I've gotten so into and

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I've been staying here at night and
doing work because I figure there's something about

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separating your work from your home.
Yeah. I didn't during the pandemic stay

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home and work. That's true.
That's a good fucking point. That's a

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good point. I've been trying to
fight and I haven't drank as much.

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You know, that is funny.
You're right, because it's psychologically your home,

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you know what you have. But
I've been staying here, so sometimes

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it gets, you know, pretty
quiet. So I'll put on the TV

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while I'm editing stuff, and I
if there's not a ball game on,

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I've been watching Fast and Loud.
So on the episode, I think I'm

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still in like twenty fifteen, because
they mentioned twenty fifteen, and I go,

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fuck, this is eight years ago, right, But this show is

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about this this garage gas Monkey in
Dallas, Texas, where they redo they

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build cars, they just refurbished and
remake cars. So they got to deal

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with hot wheels and they were going
to take a sixty nine Corvette and try

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to make it like a hot car. And then the hot wheel guys were

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gonna come out and see if they
could replicate it what these guys built,

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and it was fucking fantastic, and
then the whole show Wheel Show there is

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Yeah, all right, well these
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I watched it last night. Probably
where they got the idea from I don't

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know, Jay Leno's on it and
they take hot Wheels and like, okay,

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they build it from scratch. I
think, wow, yeah, okay,

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so these guys it looked like I
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They put the pipes out the side, they built the engine way up,

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and they gave it one of those
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it was so cool because like the
paint was still tacky and the guys are

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leaning on They're like, we gotta
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against this you know time because the
guys from Hot Wheels were coming out and

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they were always a time thing,
and they were gonna let you know whether

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or not they were going to remake
this says a matchbox. Now, let

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me just say this. It's it's
always a time thing on TV. Oh,

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we've got a deadline. We've got
two days. You take your car

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to the mechanic. Yeah, Thursday, I think maybe Friday, Monday the

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latest. Now they just have to
make mistakes a little higher. How about

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It's funny you say that because tomorrow
my buddy who runs a little speech shop's

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gonna come in, Kevin van Waukenberg, and Kevin's gonna talk about something cool

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that he's doing down to Watkins,
Glenny. He sets up there every year.

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He actually bought a house down there
and everything. But he does service

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to the Glenn. But he does
mostly imports. Right. And I have

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a friend who I kept saying,
you gotta bring your car there. He

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needed a whole new radiator for an
eighties somewhere in the decade of the eighties

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BMW sedan, and he got a
quote from somewhere and it was about three

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thousand dollars cheaper, little speech shop. And then he said, but everything

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had to come from Germany, right, and we had the supply chain issues

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and all this shit. So it
was like, because we make nothing in

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the US, nor apparently. No, it's months later and they have BMW

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plants in South Carolina, right,
I mean they do. They have places

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at the manufactural I don't know why
that is, but they it needed to

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come from from there. Speaking of
cars, Yes, I've got a big

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uh what do you call it?
A big I got a big engine.

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Baby, I've got a big announcement. I guess I'm put on Facebook but

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with ubering. Yeah, my car
has got a quarter of a million miles.

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I'm like twenty miles away, two
hundred and fifty thousand miles. I

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scare you at all. No,
it's a lot, it is. I

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have a great mechanic. His name's
uh, Can I give a shout out.

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You can give a shout all right. His name's Tony Karrakatti, owns

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a brake clinic on Scottsville. Hey, Tony, Hey, Tony MICHELRONI a

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fucking bald headed guy who watches Scarface. He's got Scarface going on. Twenty

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four to seven is garage. It
was like, get your fucking car running

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again. I'm toning you No.
I got it from Great Lakes Classic Cars.

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They had seventy four thousand four years
ago and now we got two hundred

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fifty thousand miles at But this thing's
running fine and running. If you drop

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it off on Thursday, can you
still get it? Thursday? To me

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when to bring it in? And
he's very honest, good, he's kept

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it running. I mean I've got
to put some money into it and a

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new underframe, tires, yeah,
you know, but I need a new

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underframe myself. Yeah. Absolutely.
The writer at two hundred and fifty a

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special prize. I want to write
forward and be like, look, if

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you want a story about an uber, yes you know, yes, here

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I got don't don't want to write
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the k It's an escape or as
Dory says escop A, I would say

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anybody finding the funny, it spelled
just like escape um. But back to

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the show, because we started with
Evil Kneval, just to finish that thought,

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because we went off a little bit
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They brought a guy out. They
got a stunt man on a motorcycle and

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he was doing. Now Evil just
rode over and landed. Yeah, these

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guys are doing like Ray's kicking their
back ass bike flips in the by the

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way, a much lighter bike than
anything Evil Knevil ever jumped. The lighter

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bike. Those bikes were heavy that
he was on right, and even those

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were probably like for the time,
but they were way heavier than than he

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was just going eight. Yeah,
he was nuts. He was in fucking

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insane. He was insane and I
think I think alcoholic. Yeah, I

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think had all kinds of marital issues. And then is his son still alive?

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Yes, okay, because he was
he was doing some shit too,

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and then he had a bad,
bad temper. Yeah, took a baseball

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bat to somebody jail. That's when
they dropped all the toys. I mean

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he was making bank and then yeah, and in two days. Okay,

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I forgot he was canceled ship with
Petee Herman dying yesterday. I said he

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was the godfather of being canceled because
when he got busted in the theater and

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Sarah Soda Florida CBS pulled a show, uh Disney, they pulled them off

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the announcements in Disneyland. So there
was like, I go, that's the

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first guy that was canceled and nobody
got hurt. I mean, even if

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you want to say anything about Louis
c kay, he was jerking off in

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front of people, the unsuspecting people, like they would come to his room

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and then that was Louise thing.
He didn't know he was doing that.

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No, Louie would come in and
then all of a sudden he would ask,

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do you mind if I jerk off
in front of you? I mean

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I spend time with Louie. I'm
a little surprised by that, but that's

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okay. And then would find somebody
that was into you know, they're into

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yes, like do you like to
get wild? But I think it was

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some right right, But I think
it was some funny like funny women and

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stuff, other female comics, some
who maybe didn't know him or whatever and

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felt like, oh my, you
know it's Louis c K. He had

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a lot of writing credits at the
time. I think he had Louis on

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FX and you know, all this
stuff was going on and they just sat

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there and then it became what it
became, that's bad, but nobody movement

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but no, yeah, but nobody
got touched. Okay, Well, in

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in Paul Ruben's case, he was
in an X rated theater. You're not

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hurting anybody, no, right,
that's it. So but he got canceled

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for that. Then slowly comes back. Then it's his art collection and it

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was a bunch of magazines. It
was almost as like somebody had it out

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for this guy, because well they
always said, what were the cops doing

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there? Anyways? Does somebody call? Does somebody blow them in? I

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mean the pictures were those the fear
Go team. What he looks like,

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he looked like, he looked like
a drug smuggler. And by the way,

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what he did, he looked like
he was just leave alone. If

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they're in the in the audience was
no shit, It's like, do you

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want I wouldn't even want to sit
in that theater exactly. I know what's

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going on here? Fellas? Right? I mean one reason to go to

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that. No, you walk in
there and it smells like a handful of

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pennies. You know it's fucking happening. You know what I'm saying, Rubbing

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one off? Come on, Sometimes
it doesn't get that nuts smell. I've

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never smelled my hands in what are
you talking about? Wear a sock?

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No, you never made a tube, so I grabbed out a chick afterwards.

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You didn't make it out. Whoa. I don't remember the smell.

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I remember the good feeling I had. What's going on? Fantastic? Whatever?

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Oh yeah, I guess when I
was a teenager. You mask you

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were wearing during the pandemic. You
go, oh, I know exactly what

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I smell like. I'm just saying
that anyway. That was a joke of

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mine during the pandemic. My girlfriend
wanted me to wear a mask during sex.

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I said, okay, so she
had me Hugh Jackman whatever whatever.

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I like that, I might,
it's so funny. You should. You

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should. Now, I don't know
what to use. I'm gonna be uh

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out of Bloomfield August twelfth with Danny
Liberto doing a show out there, and

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I did wearing Bloomfield. I got
the tinerarias stop like, yeah, I'm

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wondering. No, it's got to
be probably one of the breweries out.

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There's a brewery out in Bloomfield.
Oh, maybe I'll come down August twelve.

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Yeah, it's a Seray night,
seven o'clock on the Saturday. Well,

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I don't like to commit to anything, right, you're a busy man.

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Oh, it's not about you know
where I am mostly and I'm not

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even lying right here, right here, yeah, right here, Saturday night.

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You gotta put your time in Friday
night. I'm here to see I'm

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doing it. And if he's not
here, it's one hundred and fifty feet

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west at their smoke. Yeah.
No, well sometimes there either one,

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yeah, yeah, either one.
Depends on where I want to start in

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the alphabet that day. But I
haven't been doing that a whole lot.

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Did you guys get your mega million
tickets tonight? Yeah, buddy, oh

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tonight, as soon as you leave. Yeah, you got till ten o'clock,

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ten fifteen. All right, Yeah, I'm pretty happy. So I

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do mine on a jack pocket.
It's the app. So I bought my

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tickets right through there and they've already
done. Now, I've never I think

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the most I've ever won on there
it was twenty bucks, but this is

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one point one billion dollars. Yeah, they've had no winner since April.

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I think they've had twenty nine consecutive
drawings without a winner, Tuesdays and Saturdays,

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Tuesdays and Fridays, Tuesdays and Fridays
for this, Yes, jack Pockets

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book ut pee wee Hermann in trouble. According to ABC News, the fourth

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largest Mega millions jackpot ever and the
sixth largest in US LATTO history, which

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is also factoring in powerball jackpots.
So that's a huge jackpot. The estimated

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cash payout is five hundred and fifty
point two million dollars. Do you know

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why I went up? Because they
added I think five numbers on the powerball.

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I think it was okay, twenty
and then they went to twenty five

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or thirty and then increased the odds. That's why we're having sometimes longer.

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Powerball just hit a couple weeks ago. Yeah, they did with somebody,

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Yeah won one winner in California.
Right. Yeah, So given the long

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odds of winning, it only makes
sense to buy a ticket when the jackpot

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is extremely long arch like because you
always see like more and more people buy

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it, and that actually raises Sometimes
the jackpot. It could be like,

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yes, one point one two,
everybody's getting one or two dollars. So

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with so many tickets purchased, the
likelihood of sharing the pride is greater.

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According to this. Now, I
did go look into something called uh invent

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I think it's in ventopedia. Inventopedia, say that fast Inventopedia. Thank you.

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No matter which game you play,
you have some pretty long odds.

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For example, the odds of claiming
the jackpot and a powerball darring are one

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in two hundred ninety two point two
million. One in one one million,

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two hundred twenty two thousand is the
chance of death or injury by lightning in

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a given year, So you have
a better chance of getting struck by lightning

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than hitting the piping shot up.
Got hit by lightning not once, but

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twice. Smoking hot. She was
don't get her near a microwave. I'll

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tell you. We're laying in bed. Once and I said, what's that

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on your arm? And she goes, oh, that was a second time

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I got hit by lightning. And
I'm like I'm like, you haven't even

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you haven't even told me the first
time? How do you start? And

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uh? Once in the golf course
and one in the antartics. Struck by

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lightning twice? What was she?
This is bizarre? It was yea,

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where was the other one? The
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I think in the foot? So
I was it sparked off and hit her

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in the arm or direct hit I
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I'm not sure. Did it knock
her out? What's the story?

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Yeah, knocked on her back.
She was out for a while, called

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the ambulance. Everything was signed and
just one of those freak things. So

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she's got a better chance of wearing
the lottery than getting him. Does she

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play the lottery? Oh? How
long ago is this? This is a

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while ago? Yeah? Yeah,
this was a while ago. I don't

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know if she plays the lottery.
I think she does. She took a

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better shot at love, she decided
that was it. I got her nineiner

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for her birthday, waited for out
there. Hey, hey go play,

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Ben Franklin. I don't think the
heavy steps coming for a while. Right

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one In fifty seven thousand, eight
hundred and twenty five chance of dying from

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a hornet wasper beasting during your lifetime, and your lifetime chance of dying of

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uh something kind of just crazy storm
is one in thirty five thousand. There

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is an annual I don't remember what
it is, but it's a list of

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the top ten or top twenty ways
that people have died in the previous year.

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I can't remember who the name is, WED have to google it.

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I think that's it might be.
And one year, this was years ago,

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I remember reading and I stopped looking
it up. Year after year,

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there was a a zookeeper and had
to give an elephant a depository shut up,

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and while he was putting suffocation.
You might have drowned a friend of

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mine. Why would you? Maybe
you run? Don't you run? I

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think the alpha had the runs.
He probably don't started saying. The guy

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probably started slipping. He got two
hundred pounds. Okay, So how do

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you have a straight face at that
funeral? You can't? I mean,

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you know you try to. I
mean, this is I'm sorry, I'm

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sneezing. Could you imagine could you
imagine going up to like the widow and

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be like, I'm so sorry for
you, Hey, missus dumbo. How's

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that? Hey, you need any
peanuts? Oh? My god? Good

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thing. Bob was all packed like
his trunk. You know what, It's

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all good? Oh God, I
gotta tell one more effect. Um My,

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buddy, he finds its hilarious.
Four people die every year from vending

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machines. Yeah, trying to knock
them all over or get them out of

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her right something that they fucking fall
for a year. Could you imagine,

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like, what would you do?
Oh god, damn, how do you

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explain this to somebody? I don't
know. I didn't get my seventy five

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cent bagged doritos my fucking ape.
Shit crazy because well, fire department.

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But I think of where this would
happen. It could happen in a hospital

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where people are stressed out right,
you're worried about your loved one. They're

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in there. The last breath could
be in a moment you're starving, you've

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been sitting bedside. You go over
there and you're fucking onion dipped potato chips

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are not coming down, and mean
you just lose your goddamn mind. Dug,

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you're over there, you're shaking it. God, it just takes the

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little thing right over the straw that
broke the horses, right, and then

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at the funeral parlor I would wait
for the loved one to die and get

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a discount. It's good for one. Hey, I got a Pogo's terrible,

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terrible, All right, we'll tell
a moment when we come back.

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People who have won, and what
then what happened in their lives after they

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won? And then some people who
the first thing they bought after winning meg

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it's uh mega millions tonight point one
bill right, the ones that we have

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here, But there's a few that
I just I only pulled a couple of

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stories, but there's a few that
are very near and dear to my heart,

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I really relate to. There's got
to be people that were smart about

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their money. Yes, it hopes
so. Yes. I think there was

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a couple in the Albany, New
York area that bought, uh invested into

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a water park in the name of
their in laws or something, and they

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built this water park for families that
had sick kids and stuff. And they

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put two hundred thousand in of their
thirty five million, And yeah, like

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that kind of stuff is good.
It's the other shit. It's the kid

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who tried to start a female wrestling
league in Vegas. He needed he needed

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to hire you. My friend,
the guy who has a Bruno Mars concert

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for their birthday. Yeah, that
guy. I would hire. Sammy Hagu

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open up for Bob Seeker at the
War Memorial. That would be my first

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right off. Wow, now you'd
have to get Bob to come out of

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retirement Seekers, all right. But
first, Iron Smoke Distillery right here in

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Fairport, New York making some of
the best bourbon to ever pass your lips.

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They use locally sourced products from the
Greater Fingerlakes area. And the cool

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thing is you can go take a
tour. You can get a flight.

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If you want a tour, email
Scully at Ironsmoke Distillery dot com. But

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then you go in there you have
a great craft cocktail while listening to some

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fantastic music, all made with the
Ironsmoke brand of whiskeys. Now tonight they're

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doing a really special show. They're
doing karaoke for Katie. It's live band

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karaoke fundraiser. And if you are
a fan of the local music scene,

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then you know about the band Seven
Wonders. They're a Fleetwoodmac tribute band.

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They were going to play in Syracuse
and they had a terrible accident and Katie

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Eberts was badly badly in that and
was airlifted to Syracuse. I have seen

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her talking, so we know that
she is recovering or on the road to

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recovery. And just thanking everybody for
the outpouring of love on social media.

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But I think it would be really, really wonderful tonight to head over to

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Ironsmoke Distillery, have a fantastic cocktail
as you join in and help raise money

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for Katie with live band karaoke.
That's tonight at Ironsmoke Distillery in Fairport,

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New York. Baby Cobblestone on Maine
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Brown this Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Benjie is hysterically funny. I haven't

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talked to the guy in a long
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radio show with my friend Ricky Smiley. That's how I met Benjie and I'm

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telling you he's hysterical. He's done
TV. He's part of Ricky Smiley's sitcom

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for about a year. He's also
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ring season at Jimmys Place in Shakes
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No, it's true. I don't
want to be gross, but they have

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like lotion. So after I used
the lawnmower four point zero in the shower

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with the LB lights so I can
see exactly what's going on and then get

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it right underneath, then they've got
this lotion I put on there. It

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just keeps everything nice and cool.
Man. Oh, it's fantastic. You

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gotta get that whole package because even
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wind is blown when warm tonight the
sky started and the time is right,

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I'm still you're telling me you have
to go. Oh, you leave this

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something you should know. You should
know that. Bill Moran, the head

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roll the airwaves a point at your
podcasting back for a round number two.

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Bear, I've seen you smiling in
the Sumer song go to Let's go to

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a bar tonight and you'll accompany me. This is one of my favorite I

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love Bob Secret. I'm a big
Bob Secret fan too. You see him

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when he was in the Blue Cross. I did not, I didn't.

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I um Bob was always one of
those like I was now, I didn't

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like It's only rock and roll.
That was always the song that. It

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was like a dog whistle at a
fucking wedding, right every every plump,

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oversized woman that you know every day
to get him out of dance, every

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aunt that's squeeze, she fucking olive
oilder girdle to get it over those HAPs

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man, she's out there and they
do the same dance over and over and

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over again. They do the same
dance and DJing a wedding this Friday.

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Oh you are, yeah, out
of deerfields? Nice? Yeah, I'm

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look at forward to it starts.
We were talking about the Mega millions and

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tonight it's one point one billion dollar
with a bee. Yes, billion dollars

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still brand with a bee, crazy
crazy amount of money. So before they

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won the two point seven six million
dollars lottery Jackpott No. Five. Laura

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and Roger Griffin's of England reportedly never
argued. They never argued they had a

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lovely, happy marriage. Just say
two point seven six. Yeah, that

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seems like nothing, it does It
looks like it sounds like nothing of England

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in England. So but but this
is convert to I converted it to American

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money. It was pound pay more
than that. Then they won? Uh,

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then they won and bought a million
dollar barn converted house and a Porsche.

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Not to mention trips to Dubuy Monaco. I would love to go to

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Monaco. Yeah, I would really
love to go. I wish for the

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Formula one races. I wouldn't buy
a million dollar house. No, I

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wouldn't either depreciating value I would buy. I'd buy a nice place. Yeah,

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I'd want a condo. I don't
want to do any work and I

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don't want to have to pay other
anyone to do it. I'll get five

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or six bedrooms, but what if
fuck are you doing with five or six

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bedrooms? I want my computer room. I want okay, painting room,

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I want to wait, I want
my what room? Painting room a paint

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too. Okay, this isn't a
joke. Computer room, that room,

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I'm gonna I'm gonna say something.
And what kind of paint are you doing?

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Abstract with a sponge? It's fucking
called kindergarten, Nora with the fucking

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sponge. I gotta look all right, I'll get your pictures. No,

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I want you to bring some in. I want to hang on piece on

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the wall. I'll buy it.
How much do you sell it for us?

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How much is peeweez are going for? Half? Fucking jerk off?

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You paint with a sponge sponges,
yes, and just dabb a little and

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just wherever it go. And so
it's abstract, I mean yeah, like

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like what it's okay, like we
gotta it's not a portrait of anything,

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just whatever colors start going. And
it's very relaxing. I took it back

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up a few years ago during the
breast cancer stuff. It was getting so

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stressful, losing my mind. Okay, so uh it's sort of a zen

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thing. I get. Yeah,
I meditation, just grab some canvases and

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some critics and just started dabbing.
It just took my mind off of things.

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It's very relaxed. So I think
it's the only thing they give back

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at his charity events. So listen
to this. I go to my mom's

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house, she will be very upset, but she probably won't hear this.

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I don't know if she listens all
the time, but my dad does.

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But she has an upstairs area.
She has a nice two story condo and

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it overlooks a pond, and so
there's a back sliding glass door upstairs off

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this kind of area. She has
a TV and a built in desk,

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built in bookshelves, and she had
an easel with a canvas and some paints.

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But it's a paint by number.
Wow, Doug, That actually okay,

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all right? That looks sort of
cosmic in a way. It's like

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the sun, and well it was
I think it was doing an October,

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so I just grab some ambers.
So yeah, um uh huh. So

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really, you have to have no
talent to paint for the fun. I

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was just waiting for I can see
in his eyes he was gonna kill you.

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He didn't want waiting for some It
was right like I'm looking, I

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go artist in the eye of the
be holders, yes, yes, yes,

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or the beer hold or the beer
and that's what you want when I

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think you could sell that, you
know, if you do have any hanging

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anywhere? Seriously, like in your
house? Did your mom put it on

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her frize? Like? What Doc
did I actually gave He just turned fifty

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three, he knows the numbers.
Two. I actually gave some to a

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place called Trillion Jewelers over and around
Quinn patton Wood, and they headed for

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about nine months, and I think
they got compliments and nobody asked how can

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I buy it? Well, you
did? They need to put a little

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tag on there. Yeah, they
were first editions or what however you want

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to call my first Why don't we
Why don't we do this? I think

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I'm serious. If you will give
us one, we'll hang it in here.

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If people see it on the camera, well on it, yeah,

405
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,640
okay, And maybe we auction it
off for your breast cancer. Absolutely,

406
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:59,039
and then if one sells, then
we maybe we sell some off for the

407
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:03,200
UH for the Dug Phelps two hundred
and fifty thousand mile fund, Sure new

408
00:29:03,279 --> 00:29:07,359
Car, New Uber Fund. I
have the I have the campus. Now

409
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:11,720
I buy the nice two inch yeah, thick one. I'm working on one

410
00:29:11,799 --> 00:29:14,839
now. Every time I get a
little stressed out, stressed out. You

411
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:17,880
go in there, just work on
it. And I've got one over the

412
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:21,880
TV. One of the bathroom.
What's the one in the bathroom. It's

413
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:33,519
just to it's my poocasso. That's
Bill Moran add GMAILAP. I'm trying to

414
00:29:33,599 --> 00:29:37,759
find my favorite because you'll be you'd
probably be impressed. Yeah, I think

415
00:29:37,799 --> 00:29:42,440
I'm just yes. No, I
like this. I like knowing this about

416
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:48,119
you. So you would have a
painting room, commuter room, bedroom,

417
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:51,559
a masturbation room, a master bedroom. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, master

418
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:55,160
bedroom, a guest room that's four
guest room, and a couple of the

419
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:59,640
rooms far friends. No, but
that would be down in your living space.

420
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:04,079
Don't need a bar up in your
bed. Do you got alcoholic yet?

421
00:30:04,279 --> 00:30:11,039
Got the tap right there? Bring
home ugly women. You gotta keep

422
00:30:11,079 --> 00:30:14,160
the buzz going at it turn.
One of these guys never released the second

423
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,440
floor of his house where he stuck. I don't know. I want to

424
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:21,039
fire pole see forever at bottom.
One of my favorites that won the one

425
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:26,039
lottery was William budd Post. He
got sixteen point two million in the Pennsylvania

426
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:30,519
Lottery and eighty eight but he was
a million dollars to debt within a year.

427
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:33,279
Wow, he said, I wish
it never happened. It was a

428
00:30:33,359 --> 00:30:37,480
total nightmare. Former girlfriend successfully sued
him for a third of his winnings,

429
00:30:37,559 --> 00:30:41,799
and his brother was arrested for allegedly
hiring a hit man to kill him in

430
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:48,400
hopes. What the fuck? What
did the girlfriend get the money for to

431
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:52,799
say? I think probably because they
bought the tickets together into maybe some common

432
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:56,720
law. I don't know if they
have a common law third Pennsylvania, who

433
00:30:56,799 --> 00:30:59,839
knows. I don't know. That
movie with Nicholas Cage, it could happen,

434
00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:03,279
you bridget that was based off of
a real story that happened in New

435
00:31:03,319 --> 00:31:06,559
York. Yeah. And then he
said after sinking the money in the family

436
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:10,960
business, he lost that he died
in oh six living on four hundred and

437
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:14,279
fifty dollars a month and food stamps. And he said his life was happier.

438
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:18,240
But this is my favorite guy.
This guy's name is Americo Lopez.

439
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:23,480
He was a construction worker in New
Jersey. He quit his job, lied

440
00:31:23,519 --> 00:31:27,880
about it, claiming that he needed
foot surgery. This is according to reports

441
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:32,920
from the New York Times. After
coming clean to a former co worker,

442
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:38,720
saying he actually won the lottery.
The I and a few others ganged up

443
00:31:38,759 --> 00:31:42,759
on Lopez for not splitting the winnings
as he promised. Like they all went

444
00:31:42,839 --> 00:31:51,319
in on a kind of Oh man, what a jack for a few months.

445
00:31:51,359 --> 00:31:56,920
How does one quit a construction?
The co workers claimed they all had

446
00:31:56,960 --> 00:32:00,880
pitched into the winning and the court
ordered him to split the prize. How

447
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:04,920
about that? And then there was
this kid Vargas who was nineteen. He

448
00:32:05,079 --> 00:32:07,680
won thirty five point three million dollars
in Powerball in two thousand and eight.

449
00:32:08,559 --> 00:32:12,359
He was nineteen when he wins that
kind of money. Wow, that's dangerous.

450
00:32:12,519 --> 00:32:15,799
Yeah that day. I mean,
my oldest sons are twenty two and

451
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:19,039
twenty one. I'd be very nervous, I think now. I mean,

452
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,599
of course, you want to take
care of your parents. First, they

453
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:23,519
got a house. Oh shit,
I didn't even think of that. Oh

454
00:32:23,759 --> 00:32:30,240
fuck boys, buy a ticket.
Yeah. With his newfound round, this

455
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:39,799
guy, this guy created Ressolitious,
a woman's wrestling promotion. Restolicious Takedown lasted

456
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:46,079
one season on TV, showing audience
members scantily clad women performing sketch comedy.

457
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:51,640
I don't even care what it.
CBS News reported that this kid was looking

458
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,799
to create a reality TV show based
on the original program, though he had

459
00:32:54,039 --> 00:32:57,759
some regret about how he spent his
winning So, I don't know. I

460
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,160
think I would pay off debt and
try to clean things up first, And

461
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:04,039
I wouldn't. I would not.
I would want very few people to know.

462
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,319
Yeah, I don't think it's right
that they give your name out.

463
00:33:06,559 --> 00:33:08,240
I don't need, especially with that
kind of money. Your family could be

464
00:33:08,319 --> 00:33:13,519
kidnapped. Yeah, family nowadays,
right, crazy, we're gonna get that

465
00:33:13,599 --> 00:33:15,720
money. We don't now what if
it's a family we really could give a

466
00:33:15,759 --> 00:33:21,440
shit about, Like what if it's
a really old family member with dementia who

467
00:33:21,519 --> 00:33:22,559
shits their pass some money? I'm
like, yeah, I gave me some

468
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:24,359
last week, don't you remember?
No, no, no, if they

469
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:30,039
got kidnapped and be like, oh, well I got kidnapped once they set

470
00:33:30,119 --> 00:33:31,559
my father a piece of my finger. He said. He wanted more proof.

471
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:40,200
I know it. But it's it's
terrible that, like you'd even make

472
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:44,720
fun of that, because, uh, isn't there like right now some people

473
00:33:44,799 --> 00:33:47,759
missing? Oh the sex trafficking,
Yeah, h no, But I thought

474
00:33:47,799 --> 00:33:52,799
a mother and daughter went missing,
like snatched up off a street somewhere.

475
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:59,640
And I don't know it is like
it, but it's still a rare thing

476
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:04,839
to happen when lottery getting snitched both, Yeah, what do you have?

477
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:09,320
You have a bigger chance getting kidnapped. How hot you are? Yeah,

478
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:15,360
nobody running away with my fan are
safe? Right now, you're out of

479
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:20,239
the three of us, right,
Yeah, they're gonna go. They'll throw

480
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:27,199
you back, right. We're looking
for something less moldy. I'll take the

481
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:30,880
unicycle first. So the unicycle I
need to like, I need to fix

482
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:34,800
that tire a little bit, and
I want to lower the seat because Danny

483
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:38,039
who's away, I didn't believe I
had one. And then I said I

484
00:34:38,079 --> 00:34:42,079
could ride it. And I tried
to write I haven't ridden in two years.

485
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:45,679
And I slipped on the rugg in
here and I started the pedal and

486
00:34:45,679 --> 00:34:47,880
all of a sudden, like it
slipped and I slipped off and the pedal

487
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:54,119
went right into my my shit on
short? Now can you balance? Yeah?

488
00:34:54,639 --> 00:34:59,159
And not go anywhere I could never
I know, I gotta go.

489
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,119
I got to go forward. Yeah, it was a great thing. I

490
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:07,280
think it's such a great thing for
balance for you know, I mean,

491
00:35:07,599 --> 00:35:10,480
and I think balance is so important, especially as you you age all kidding

492
00:35:10,519 --> 00:35:15,360
aside, Like you know, one
of the things is falling, and really

493
00:35:15,519 --> 00:35:19,159
what will really help you out is
like your core muscles, and this really

494
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:25,719
does your core muscles. Yeah it
really probably seven years, but you know

495
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:29,679
what I'm saying, but it is
your core that kind of catches you and

496
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,599
stuff. And there were a couple
of things at the time I was doing

497
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:37,800
that I always thought it helped with. One was occasionally driving cards, race

498
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:42,159
cards like around tracks and stuff,
because when you're driving, you you need

499
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:45,239
to stay. You can't be like
ever go around I'm chain you see somebody

500
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:49,480
that you're driving like you're not on
a fucking roller coaster. Stay right here.

501
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:52,199
But that's all your core. That's
why you see a lot of these

502
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:53,920
drivers who work out a lot now
and NASCAR and stuff, they're because they

503
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:59,000
got pretty tight, you know.
And then the boxing stuff and it was

504
00:35:59,079 --> 00:36:02,599
great for that was ance you race
cars. I had a few times yeah,

505
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:07,599
not not really against just hot laps, okay, hot laps, but

506
00:36:07,679 --> 00:36:08,639
there were It was fun to do. And you're still doing the boxing.

507
00:36:09,199 --> 00:36:13,480
Yeah I instructed, I have I
haven't. I'm not. I'm not getting

508
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:16,559
punched it even with a headgear out. No, I did do it back,

509
00:36:17,039 --> 00:36:22,559
probably about eight nine years ago.
I did, you're fifty two two.

510
00:36:22,599 --> 00:36:23,800
I'll be fifty two in a couple
of weeks. And I got,

511
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:28,440
what are we doing for that?
Fucking nothing? Why? What? What?

512
00:36:28,599 --> 00:36:30,960
What? What? What? What? What do you do? I'll

513
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:32,280
call you you don't do but you
don't do any What did you do?

514
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:37,800
Uh? What did? I got
blasted? My friends took me out on

515
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,519
a boat. We went to four
different bars. Nice. I slept until

516
00:36:39,559 --> 00:36:43,719
noon. The next day, I
recovered and I went out for one beer.

517
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,400
And then it's two o'clock in the
morning. We're working on a roast.

518
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,920
So roast, I don't know what
he's talking about. No, you

519
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:52,320
gotta do that for like sixty you
can't do fifty three. Fifty three gone,

520
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:54,920
I'm not fifty three yet. Two
two? You're fifty one now?

521
00:36:55,079 --> 00:36:58,199
Yes, okay, yeah, you
don't do a roast to fifty two?

522
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:01,280
The why not? You looked up
because Doug said there's a list of the

523
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:06,719
strange ways people died. Doug apparently
dated a woman who got struck by lightning

524
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:10,079
not once, but twice, but
twice. Yeah, and then you know,

525
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:14,119
and she didn't die. No,
go get her on them give her

526
00:37:14,159 --> 00:37:16,440
that feeling again, though huh.
I struck like like, yeah, what

527
00:37:16,559 --> 00:37:22,280
a what? A lightning sticks her
fingering out, she said. I she

528
00:37:22,519 --> 00:37:29,159
said she didn't last as long as
the lightning kid, which that's where it

529
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:31,239
ended. Oh yeah, what made
her toes curl Moore? You were the

530
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:39,079
lightning, she shook. Come on, Dougie, Well, if you can

531
00:37:39,119 --> 00:37:42,960
get her in the lightning store riding
you at the same time and the lightnings

532
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:46,519
outside, she gets so scared.
Really put a little zing in the fling

533
00:37:46,599 --> 00:37:49,960
if you know what I right,
Yeah, you didn't know who was you

534
00:37:50,079 --> 00:37:53,079
were the storm or the storm coming
on? You know, I I say

535
00:37:53,159 --> 00:37:57,159
she was any good to the Doppler
radar if you know. I had to

536
00:37:57,199 --> 00:38:00,079
be a comedian somewhere where. I
heard the story about it banging somebody and

537
00:38:00,159 --> 00:38:04,519
they went into an epileptic seizure.
But you thought they were really enjoying it.

538
00:38:04,679 --> 00:38:07,360
And you go, wow, I'm
really delivering a girl in California.

539
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,159
It was an earthquake. She goes, Oh, this is a big one.

540
00:38:09,199 --> 00:38:15,760
But she usually said that in bed. They I used to uh did

541
00:38:15,559 --> 00:38:19,760
a dancer and she needed all the
lights off of the classy camp because she

542
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:22,440
wasn't epileptic and she goes the light
time. I'm gonna have a seizure on

543
00:38:22,599 --> 00:38:24,960
stage, whether it's true or not. Because they had one comedian that night.

544
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:30,719
I the second round. Yes,
she was talking about five minutes of

545
00:38:30,079 --> 00:38:34,280
death. Yes, but no,
there was there was pretty brave. I

546
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:37,880
introduced. Uh, yeah, there
was a stripper and she was an epileptic.

547
00:38:38,039 --> 00:38:42,679
Yes, so she danced in the
dark. Any of the flashing lights

548
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:45,440
had to be turned off. She
could just have the rope. Lights had

549
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:49,960
to be solid, they couldn't be
running. And yeah, you have to

550
00:38:50,039 --> 00:38:52,280
do it to right? Was she? Was she worth it? She was

551
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:57,440
four foot two, seventy eight pounds, soak and went right stone. Yeah,

552
00:38:57,519 --> 00:39:00,159
you know, seven years of college
or something like that. How did

553
00:39:00,199 --> 00:39:05,280
you introduce her? I don't remember
her name. You please, no flash

554
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:10,920
for talk. It's terrible. I
remember there was a death. How could

555
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:15,440
she like with the other lights and
stuff if she couldn't be given lap dances

556
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:17,159
and things? There's no, there's
no flashing lights and lap dances. No,

557
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:21,800
no, no, But wouldn't she
be around the stage anyway, like

558
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,360
in the same way the lights are
going this way? Okay, she's out

559
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:28,159
in the crowd. Yeah, so
that really you have to look up.

560
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,559
Okay, that's all I thought.
If you have the flashing lights, you

561
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:34,480
know, it didn't have a lot
of lights. They're just enough going to

562
00:39:34,559 --> 00:39:37,599
the stage. I forgot they were
the clashy class at one time. They

563
00:39:37,679 --> 00:39:42,800
were the they were the premier strip
club and Ratchets right. And then I

564
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:45,039
went to California and came back,
and he's very disappointed when he got back.

565
00:39:45,159 --> 00:39:53,400
Yea, like Jesus happen all the
pretty girls left? So how do

566
00:39:53,519 --> 00:39:58,880
people die? In twenty twenty two
lap dances? I saw kangaroos. Did

567
00:39:59,119 --> 00:40:05,679
kangaroo death kangaroos? Yeah? Um, carbon monoxid poisoning on vacation. Yeah,

568
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:08,840
that's that's said. The kangaroos look
nasty. Man. There was some

569
00:40:09,079 --> 00:40:14,360
video I just saw recently where some
guy was like started like, oh,

570
00:40:14,599 --> 00:40:19,800
the kangaroo was going after his dogs. He went out to save the dogs

571
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:23,239
and then started boxing with the kangaroo
and punched it in the fucking nose.

572
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:27,719
Doug, there's video. He punches
the kangaroo in the nose. The kangaroo

573
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,480
snaps back and then stands there sort
of stunned, and then turns and hops

574
00:40:30,559 --> 00:40:35,599
off, but it didn't go down. It just kind of right, you

575
00:40:35,639 --> 00:40:37,039
know, it probably doesn't have enough
force. I mean, if you see

576
00:40:37,079 --> 00:40:43,119
a kangaroo fight, they with theirs
on their tail, yeah, and their

577
00:40:43,199 --> 00:40:46,800
big legs fucking slam into you.
No way, yeah right, I don't

578
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:50,800
know. They've started to go after
the dogs and then this guy came out

579
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:54,559
and punched it right in the face. It's like a cartoon. Yes,

580
00:40:54,639 --> 00:40:59,199
it is right. They used to
put the boxing gloves on the kangaroo in

581
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:02,079
the yeah, and the bears in
the There's a video out there of a

582
00:41:02,159 --> 00:41:05,719
lady in a trailer park in Florida
that comes out with a frying pan.

583
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:09,400
It starts wailing on this crocodiles that
leaves Oh and sure enough, Yeah,

584
00:41:09,519 --> 00:41:16,280
you got hit a couple of times. Stuff. Uh killed by competitive hammer

585
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:21,079
throw. That's when my kid does
competitive hammer throws. That where you spin

586
00:41:21,159 --> 00:41:23,559
it around, let it go,
and you're in the stands. You really

587
00:41:23,599 --> 00:41:25,800
don't want to be on your phone
on that event. I'll tell you what.

588
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:30,440
Like I've watched my son do.
That's in high school and even in

589
00:41:30,519 --> 00:41:34,559
college. And in college you get
some really bigger guys. Jordan's worked out

590
00:41:34,599 --> 00:41:37,039
a ton too, But some of
the time sometimes they let it a little

591
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:42,960
uh late in the rotation and you'll
just hear this clanking sound as it goes

592
00:41:43,079 --> 00:41:45,760
off and it hits the net and
the poles and the old thing shakes,

593
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:47,559
and I go, man, someone, I might have to enclose it a

594
00:41:47,599 --> 00:41:51,800
little bit. They do well,
they they do, but then you're coming

595
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:54,039
out onto the onto the field.
You got to stand behind them. But

596
00:41:54,599 --> 00:42:00,559
but I'm going you don't punt block
those. Yeah, they could be a

597
00:42:00,639 --> 00:42:04,039
terrible war swallowed by a pool.
Yeah, see this is one. What's

598
00:42:04,039 --> 00:42:07,360
the swelling by pool um in the
middle of the bottom, like the bottom

599
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:12,800
middle filter? Uh illegal? Now
I think you're oh maybe I had a

600
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:16,199
house built in uh sixty nine or
sixty two in the pool was put in

601
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:20,880
in sixty nine, so it had
that bottom filter. But I used to

602
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:22,840
turn that off because you could do
it when the kids were in there,

603
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:27,039
because I was always afraid, right
if the kids sucks and got too good,

604
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:31,079
they'd be down there and I think
the filter asking it knocked off,

605
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:36,800
knocked off, and then yeah,
and it sucked it. So probably smaller

606
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:38,760
kids, Yes, they're fucking around
with it or something. I think some

607
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:43,920
kid once had their bathing suits sucked
up against the filter and they couldn't get

608
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:50,000
it off and too tired and screamed
and inhale scream all they tried gurgled.

609
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:53,199
Yeah, blown over by a helicopter
down draft. Yeah, see that's one

610
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:58,400
that would be terrible. Yeah,
you just saw something blown away? Hit

611
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:07,519
Yeah, talk here it goes.
Well, I'll watch where you are.

612
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:14,880
We're doing sound effects now. It's
like an old timey radio show. To

613
00:43:15,079 --> 00:43:20,239
the horses next Doug and I'm on
my elephant. You like my elephant?

614
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:24,280
I didn't like the elephant. There
is a woman that comes enough for a

615
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:27,400
Sylvan I don't even want to know. I don't even want to know.

616
00:43:27,679 --> 00:43:30,519
There's a woman who likes that town. She does. She's from Buffalo.

617
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:32,480
She comes in and see her two
friends. And this was a couple of

618
00:43:32,519 --> 00:43:37,440
months ago. Something came up.
I was joking. It was in the

619
00:43:37,559 --> 00:43:40,239
night, and talked about joking,
like taking her out. I said,

620
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:44,199
I'll even wear my elephant underwear.
She's like one said, I'm like,

621
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:45,920
well, it's got ears in a
trunk and when you pull the ears,

622
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:52,280
the trunk goes. And she started
laughing so hard it was great. I

623
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:54,360
mean to make somebody laugh as wonderful. And I haven't seen her since,

624
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:57,719
but her friends were there in the
night. I was off and they called

625
00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:00,639
me so I could talk to her
and do the elephant South. She was

626
00:44:00,639 --> 00:44:05,519
already laughing at from Buffalo. Did
you how old is this woman? Uh?

627
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:08,400
Fifties and sixties. Okay, so
she's in here, she's in my

628
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,800
wheel, but she's the young end
of the wheel. Right. She's got

629
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:14,440
a guy though, Oh she does. Yeah, everybody doesn't wear that kind

630
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:16,599
of underwear. He doesn't. And
they're not married. They're just checked up

631
00:44:16,639 --> 00:44:22,440
for fifteen years. So fifteen years. I think they're both remarried or they've

632
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:25,000
already been married. They be down
there. Yeh been down that road,

633
00:44:25,519 --> 00:44:32,000
that road before. I'm been married
once or twice. Wasn't nice, all

634
00:44:32,079 --> 00:44:36,760
right anymore? Death by hockey skate? Yeah, that's terrible. Is that?

635
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:38,440
Young kids? Old kids? I
mean this one look like a younger

636
00:44:38,559 --> 00:44:43,280
kid. Yeah, that's terrible.
Yeah, that's very happy. Glad we

637
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:46,119
did that. We'll take a moment
when we come back. Dan Campbell,

638
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:52,519
who he's the head coach of the
Lions, Okay, he had an idea

639
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640
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641
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646
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647
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love it. Our man Kevin came
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648
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at bTB. They even have a
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649
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650
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whiskey, barbecue and onion straws.
Some of the specials you find at bTB.

651
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652
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654
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655
00:46:00,039 --> 00:46:02,159
Hey, it's Rima. Why should
you listen to Game Night? Think

656
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:07,599
of um stand by me when everybody
pukes from eating the pies. Yeah,

657
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:15,360
Lara, Yes, that was it. That was our Boma bomb. Yeah,

658
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:16,280
I used to do that. I
tell my sister walked into the room

659
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:19,800
and she was skinny as shit,
and I was just a dick. I

660
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:22,880
don't know that term my Judy.
Did you say judy, my best Judy

661
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:29,960
you were going with? No,
I'm just saying that's something I'm not familiar.

662
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,480
I actually think it's slightly an older
termament. Okay, well it coincides

663
00:46:32,519 --> 00:46:37,880
with your sexual awakening also, you
know, so I remember having feelings and

664
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,400
I remember very specifically too, in
my six my sixth grade yearbook, I

665
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:43,880
had this like girl crush and I
had a boy crush, and I remember

666
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:45,360
their pictures were right next to each
other, and I was like, I

667
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:49,559
was like, which one do I
love more? You know, at that

668
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699
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700
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701
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wherever you get your podcast. I
have said hey, Siria a few times

702
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and all of a sudden, people
listening to the podcasts their phone goes off

703
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less either one yeah, and they
thank too. They go off like that.

704
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:35,119
I do that all the time.
I think I use artificial intelligence like

705
00:49:35,199 --> 00:49:39,199
I. I kind of laugh at
our resistance to artificial intelligence. It's already

706
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:43,800
here. You've been using it for
a while. You're saying things like hey

707
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:47,719
Alexa, Hey sire whatever, and
it's it's already, you know, I

708
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:52,280
don't think it's it's yes. If
you don't think big brother, big brothers

709
00:49:52,639 --> 00:49:55,000
listening, he's listening. Yeah,
And I think, uh. I mean,

710
00:49:55,079 --> 00:50:00,599
I understand the fear with some of
the more advanced A but that Genie

711
00:50:00,639 --> 00:50:04,840
ain't going back in the bottle man. So I don't know how they're gonna

712
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:09,000
write comedy though. Ai'm gonna know
what's funny and what's not funny. We

713
00:50:09,119 --> 00:50:12,360
could do, you know what,
We'll do. In our last segment,

714
00:50:12,599 --> 00:50:15,000
there was a couple of things that
we're running through my head. I was

715
00:50:15,039 --> 00:50:20,719
I was thinking if I would describe
a stripper, okay, like maybe she's

716
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:27,079
got a hair lip or maybe something
you lamp camp you have suffocated, like

717
00:50:28,679 --> 00:50:30,960
you have to introduce her. I've
never introduced a girl with a limp.

718
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:35,239
No, But I'm just saying,
like I'm gonna describe. I'm gonna describe

719
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:38,039
a girl, Okay, Okay,
and then you gotta you're gonna I'm gonna

720
00:50:38,039 --> 00:50:40,559
be a No, You're gonna be
the AI. You're gonna do that.

721
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:44,639
But then what we can do is
I'll pull up chat GPT and we can

722
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:47,280
throw in a topic and see what
joke comes up, okay, and just

723
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:53,000
see how it does, because I
think AI writes too flowery, like it's

724
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:59,840
it's almost it's too overly done.
It's like too syrupy and sticky, and

725
00:51:00,039 --> 00:51:01,639
some of the ship that it comes
up with, it's just so nice and

726
00:51:02,119 --> 00:51:06,400
even for everybody. Yeah, like
you know, if you had to talk

727
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,840
about I don't know, a certain
product or something and it'll go on and

728
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:15,000
it doesn't it's a it does a
fantastic job. I don't know any TV

729
00:51:15,159 --> 00:51:20,360
shows or advertisements, commercials that were
strictly done by AI. I'd like to

730
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:22,800
see them. I think they're out
there if you look on if you looked

731
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:25,760
on YouTube or something, you're just
searched Google it. You do you remember

732
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:30,320
that movie AI with I do.
Yeah, Steven Spielberg did that. Yes,

733
00:51:30,519 --> 00:51:36,039
who's a kid Joel? Yeah?
Yeah yeah. And it wasn't Guy

734
00:51:36,159 --> 00:51:37,559
Ritchie, who was a Uh,
I don't remember who. It was,

735
00:51:38,199 --> 00:51:42,159
Guy Pier to Night, Guy Peers. He was in Sherlock Holmes's Watson.

736
00:51:44,079 --> 00:51:49,159
But I say, we, uh
have AI write a strip production see better

737
00:51:49,199 --> 00:51:52,760
than Dougs. Oh we could do
that. We could do that. Yeah,

738
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:58,559
sure we'll try that. Uh So, shortly after Dan Campbell became the

739
00:51:58,679 --> 00:52:05,239
Lions head coach that January twenty twenty
one, he and he mentioned this on

740
00:52:05,679 --> 00:52:08,400
a podcast called Pardon My Take.
I think it's a bar stool podcast,

741
00:52:09,119 --> 00:52:15,760
and uh he wanted to get a
live lion on the sidelines for the games.

742
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:21,880
Okay, like I kind of I
kind of like this idea. The

743
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,920
only reason I would do that,
and I've thought about this. Start having

744
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:29,559
the stickers that you get in college. They have a buffalo they've got.

745
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:32,440
Yes, you want to make your
team feel younger in their youth, that

746
00:52:32,679 --> 00:52:35,800
all put the stickers on the back
of the help. Yeah. Yeah,

747
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:37,239
that's your way to do it.
We used to get skulls. Yeah yeah,

748
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:45,320
I would say she had no problem
with it's the owners. Yeah.

749
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:47,559
So he's saying that the owner,
Sheila, who I think is a really

750
00:52:47,639 --> 00:52:52,960
old lady, probably goes, Okay, wherever you want, Dan, Hey,

751
00:52:52,119 --> 00:52:58,440
Sheili, you want to see something
on the sideline to the cage.

752
00:52:58,679 --> 00:53:00,119
Yeah, but we'll see. This
is a Kevin. I'm thinking about this,

753
00:53:00,159 --> 00:53:04,199
and they go. I kind of
like this idea because if you had,

754
00:53:04,639 --> 00:53:07,039
for example, animal rights people be
off. Yeah, but if you

755
00:53:07,159 --> 00:53:12,000
had like a buffalo, right,
and then and the lion for home gage

756
00:53:12,119 --> 00:53:15,119
the ravens, Like the ravens drop
off the ball or they fly over the

757
00:53:15,199 --> 00:53:19,000
stadium and if you get into fights
or whatever, they sick the ravens on

758
00:53:19,079 --> 00:53:22,039
you. I kind of like that. A Bengal tiger, the eagles.

759
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:27,559
How about the dolphins, I got
that whole of breathing. I love it.

760
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:31,480
Din we have dolphins sex. I
don't know, I haven't. Yeah,

761
00:53:31,519 --> 00:53:34,599
that's when you're having sex and trying
to go in the back door.

762
00:53:34,679 --> 00:53:40,840
She turns around, goes, you
have a better chance of being struck by

763
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:51,159
lighting. I can do that.
What would the Browns hapen mascot? God?

764
00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:53,320
But like you could have pirates and
trade, Like we could get a

765
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:58,559
real live Paul Bunyan to be the
Giants mascot. And here's what I like.

766
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:02,400
Let's say Saturday there are no NFL
games. It's all college. But

767
00:54:04,199 --> 00:54:07,000
the NFL owns everything now right.
They got Thursday Night, they got Monday

768
00:54:07,079 --> 00:54:10,920
Night. We've been in the pandemic
at Tuesday and Wednesday night games, so

769
00:54:12,119 --> 00:54:15,079
you know eventually that may happen.
So I'm thinking, what if you had

770
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:22,840
the Marquee game like the Sunday night
game on Saturday night? You have a

771
00:54:22,039 --> 00:54:28,519
cage match between the two two mascots. Poor little Cardinals gonna get his ass

772
00:54:28,599 --> 00:54:30,400
kick? Wow? Yeah, I'm
just saying that he could do. But

773
00:54:30,599 --> 00:54:34,280
what do you think You're gonna get
sucked? A night like this? Be

774
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:42,199
great for the NFL, great interest
you tolamation celebrity deathmatch style. You're gonna

775
00:54:42,239 --> 00:54:45,400
have a line against the Eagle.
Yeah, you have a forty nine cardinal

776
00:54:45,519 --> 00:54:50,159
versus the jet engine. Think about
that, right? Yeah? What was

777
00:54:50,239 --> 00:54:55,320
that celebrity deathmatch an MTV. Yeah, that would be good for a halftime

778
00:54:55,400 --> 00:55:00,000
show. Yeah, not for a
weekly bid. Not just like ten minutes

779
00:55:00,079 --> 00:55:02,920
the night before, hype up the
NFL before you know the whatever college.

780
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:06,440
I don't think you need to hype
up the NFL. And just a little

781
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:10,840
bit not getting enough attention? Yeah, not enough? How do you harness

782
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:15,000
the lightning? Is it just an
outlet? Here we go? I saw

783
00:55:15,079 --> 00:55:16,719
this. I wanted to I wanted
to show you. I was at Wigman's

784
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:21,280
trying to get a donation for my
breast cancer fundraiser, and you sold a

785
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:23,159
sponge painting. No, I did
not. But what about this? It

786
00:55:23,639 --> 00:55:30,559
says pills Mafia, p I L
l S for Pilsner, and it's got

787
00:55:30,639 --> 00:55:38,119
pictures of a guy breaking a table
um the Mexican yeah face, the guy

788
00:55:38,159 --> 00:55:43,679
that passed somebody running and a buffalo
what I mean, it's obviously gear,

789
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:47,599
but it's not doesn't anything to say
Buffalo bills a couple of years. It's

790
00:55:47,599 --> 00:55:52,000
not bad. Oh it's the beer. Yeah yeah, it's been around a

791
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,159
couple of years. I've never seen
it. There's also the bills make you

792
00:55:54,199 --> 00:55:59,920
want to stout there you go,
I mean jumping on there band wagon white

793
00:56:00,199 --> 00:56:04,119
h you should buy some of that
and having a surprise for the golf tournament

794
00:56:04,519 --> 00:56:07,360
I get, I get a good
amount of beer, okay yeah, and

795
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:09,599
then anything left over I use.
Last year, I gave it away as

796
00:56:09,599 --> 00:56:13,880
a grand prize of the bowling somebody
really wanted it. Actually, what happened

797
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:20,719
was there was a somebody. No, this is kind of a sad story.

798
00:56:21,079 --> 00:56:28,239
Somebody had given me a adjustable bathtub
seat and the mother did not want

799
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:31,400
it. And he goes, this
is six hundred dollars adjustable. Now was

800
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:35,559
her ass ever on it? No, it was never used, never used,

801
00:56:36,159 --> 00:56:38,679
So it was a grand prize one
of twelve things you could pick out.

802
00:56:38,920 --> 00:56:43,800
This is a couple of years ago. It was adjustable, how like

803
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:49,480
just locked in. It was actually
electronic electronic, I like you could get

804
00:56:49,519 --> 00:56:52,840
in and out of the bathroom.
His mother which very soon of the tub,

805
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:55,800
out of the tub, waterproof,
electric waters nervous K I bought.

806
00:56:55,920 --> 00:57:00,679
I mean, look manscaped. I
I used my manscaped tools in there right

807
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:09,119
on my tool dog on my tool. I used the tool and this guy

808
00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:14,760
friend of mine, he bought it
was twenty dollars a card and I think

809
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:17,360
he bought six or seven cards,
just wanted to win something. And it

810
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:20,519
was at nine o' clubs, and
I had called the nine clubs, but

811
00:57:20,559 --> 00:57:24,079
it was at the Blagio. It
was at another uh, because you know,

812
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:29,119
we go through five or six decks
and the last card of the night

813
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:36,480
was he wont He doesn't. But
there was somebody else there and their their

814
00:57:36,639 --> 00:57:39,519
family member was going through a LS
and they needed this. I oh,

815
00:57:39,599 --> 00:57:44,079
look, if you'd like to donate
to her. Yeah, I'll figure out

816
00:57:44,159 --> 00:57:45,360
something for He goes absolutely. And
then I go, you know what,

817
00:57:45,559 --> 00:57:50,719
I've got about five thirty packs left
over from the golf tournament you could have

818
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:54,239
done. He goes done. This
is the greatest daument, right, I

819
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:58,880
like to believe everything. I can
drink my way into that chair though.

820
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:05,559
Oh that wouldn't stand in the shower
right while you're manscaping. Yeah, I

821
00:58:05,599 --> 00:58:08,000
don't want you to fall over exactly. Could you imagine you fell over and

822
00:58:08,039 --> 00:58:13,400
you hit your head on the faucet
down there in the tub. That's when

823
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:15,159
you get to know you lose weight. When when you got to put your

824
00:58:15,239 --> 00:58:17,960
leg up for the death pick and
you're you're trying to get the manscape.

825
00:58:19,159 --> 00:58:21,840
You know, when you lay the
mirror on the ground, you're trying to

826
00:58:22,039 --> 00:58:25,320
zoom in from below, and it's
not very attractive. Do you really want

827
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:30,400
the paramedic and seeing only shaved half? To me? I know I missed

828
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:36,719
the tape. Folks. We call
it your duct taping your shapeer to your

829
00:58:36,719 --> 00:58:45,239
backscratched your you call that the rough
who's pudding in the Rock'll clean that up

830
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:50,639
for you before we take in.
Oh gosh, you know, we are

831
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:55,159
living in a time for sports that
I think is amazing when it comes to

832
00:58:55,239 --> 00:58:59,760
baseball, and baseball so steeped in
tradition, and we talk about all the

833
00:59:00,039 --> 00:59:02,599
asked and these players from the past. But I will tell you, I

834
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:07,280
think we have the best player to
ever put on a uniform playing the game

835
00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:13,119
at the professional level right now,
and that is show Hey Otani. Oh

836
00:59:13,199 --> 00:59:15,559
my buddy just texts me something about
him. I think show Hey Otani is

837
00:59:15,639 --> 00:59:22,519
I mean, he's on pace to
break the record for the most home runs

838
00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:24,280
in the season right now. I
think last night he was robbed of his

839
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:31,039
fortieth home run by this center fielder
in um in Atlanta. Now this is

840
00:59:31,079 --> 00:59:34,920
also the he's a picture, right, He's a picture the Angels. Yeah,

841
00:59:35,199 --> 00:59:38,039
and I think he's only making five
point two million a season. No,

842
00:59:38,559 --> 00:59:42,760
and I think there's a lot of
rumors that by the trade deadline he

843
00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:45,800
could be out of I know they
like to call themselves to Los Angeles Angels,

844
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:50,119
but we call them the Anaheim Angels. We used to refer to anal

845
00:59:50,199 --> 00:59:57,320
Sex as Anaheim. Who's we on
the old on an old radio show,

846
00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:00,800
On an old radio show. We
used to talk about it because we couldn't

847
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:06,039
say like anal on there. Okay, So one guy on the show,

848
01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:10,480
he preferred that he liked that,
So we used to call it Anaheim because

849
01:00:10,639 --> 01:00:19,199
the A pierced the halo in the
logo, so we called it. This

850
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:30,119
isn't a pictionary, sim and Damien, sure you so. But this guy,

851
01:00:30,199 --> 01:00:34,719
I mean, last year it was
sixty two home runs with a guy

852
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:37,400
who should be playing every fucking game
for the Yankees because they're paying him ninety

853
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:43,519
million a season in Judge Aaron Judge
and this he may break that record.

854
01:00:43,599 --> 01:00:46,239
And I think he's also got like
four hundred basses. We're on pace for

855
01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:49,960
four hundred basses. I don't think
most guys who hit the home runs get

856
01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:58,000
stolen, like, yeah, total
basses, total basses. So in addition

857
01:00:58,039 --> 01:01:00,400
to the home runs, a lot
of guys are just jack home run.

858
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:02,320
So they're just getting the bases.
They go around. He's hitting, he's

859
01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:07,239
hitting triples, doubles, singles,
and the guy's amazing. Yeah, there's

860
01:01:07,280 --> 01:01:09,920
a lot on two hundred ten pounds. I think baseball lost some steam with

861
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:14,039
how long it was going for four
and a half hours. I'm glad they

862
01:01:14,079 --> 01:01:17,480
got the pitch count in that started
in Rochester or the minor leagues. Yeah,

863
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:22,039
I did. And if you watch
old games in the eighties, they're

864
01:01:22,079 --> 01:01:23,840
just throwing back and the pitcher's going. There was no dicking around. There's

865
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:28,360
no out of the box fixing.
Were you a big Were you a baseball

866
01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:31,280
fan as a kid? Not?
As a kid. I played baseball and

867
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:35,039
then I got a wrestling in high
school, and then later I became a

868
01:01:35,159 --> 01:01:38,760
Yankee fan, and then uh,
I like Paul O'Neil for the Yankees,

869
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:42,519
and he retired and then I kind
of got out of it, so I

870
01:01:42,559 --> 01:01:44,599
don't I don't watch it too much. I love go to the Red Wings.

871
01:01:44,639 --> 01:01:46,119
Don't get me beah, I do
too, but uh, I don't

872
01:01:46,159 --> 01:01:50,159
know all the stats and everything,
but what do you do with wrestling?

873
01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:53,840
As like, you know, guys
who play baseball, they get together they

874
01:01:53,920 --> 01:02:00,559
play softball. Guys there are wrestling
and you can train. There's a couple

875
01:02:00,559 --> 01:02:02,400
of places. But I'm just saying, like, is there a rec league

876
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:07,159
wrestling? There are? You know, not not anywhere in Rochester. Do

877
01:02:07,199 --> 01:02:12,920
you know Jamie Lisso, Yes,
I've heard of him. I know he

878
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:15,280
went to Olympia. I've never met
him. I have never talked to him.

879
01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:19,159
Jamie Jamie was wrestling, Yeah,
Jai Jamie used to have a bit

880
01:02:19,599 --> 01:02:22,320
like that. Yeah, what do
you do? It's like, hey,

881
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:24,679
yeah, when we move the coffee
table, get out on the floor.

882
01:02:27,039 --> 01:02:30,639
That's happened when I was younger.
Shut yeah, wrestling. Uh. I

883
01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:36,360
had a couple of roommates out in
uh California and uh, I know we're

884
01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:39,760
drinking, gambling, playing cards and
uh, you know you're badass, you

885
01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:42,559
know whatever. I'm like, you
know, I could take you down to

886
01:02:42,599 --> 01:02:46,800
thirty seconds. Oh really, fifty
bucks and thirty seconds? Thirty seconds when

887
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:50,960
you wrestled, did you ever not
brush your teeth or anything? No?

888
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:54,079
No, like before wrestling match,
you would have bad breath when you got

889
01:02:54,119 --> 01:02:58,840
any of the other guys, because
fucking guys should that in football. And

890
01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:00,880
then if you were on the bottom, they would even just drool and just

891
01:03:01,039 --> 01:03:05,559
drip on you. Guys would eat
onions before games. I never heard of

892
01:03:05,639 --> 01:03:07,760
that. I mean I only played
football a couple of years, but I

893
01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:10,280
never heard that. We did Yeah, I heard it. We did it.

894
01:03:10,559 --> 01:03:14,599
They check your nails, they check
your hair. Um. No,

895
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:17,320
I never heard any of that thing
like that. No, it just seemed

896
01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:22,599
like it would be a great advantage
not shower that day. Come on in.

897
01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:28,079
No again, the smell with you, it's all smell. Well,

898
01:03:28,119 --> 01:03:31,599
there is smell. It's a bad
thing. No, just getting I don't

899
01:03:31,639 --> 01:03:37,800
remember anybody's smelling bad. No,
No, I just I remember one bad

900
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:40,360
memory. I remember I threw a
guy in the county championships. Yeah,

901
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:44,320
and I had him on his back
and he's using his thumbs to poke into

902
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:46,440
my cheeks really bad, like because
I would get off him or let go

903
01:03:46,599 --> 01:03:51,719
or surprise, Yeah, were allowed
to do that, let him get around?

904
01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:54,559
Yeah, an illegal move sounds like
a cheap shitty Yeah. It was

905
01:03:54,920 --> 01:04:00,960
like hitting below the fucking waste from
Hilton. Yeah, explains you could almost

906
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:03,880
I mean you talked to a couple
of wrestlers. They will remember matches from

907
01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:08,119
twenty forty fifty years ago. Well, of course, yeah, it's just

908
01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:11,719
you with you, just a different
little it's a gladiator move. Yes,

909
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:15,079
yeah. So this guy's digging his
thumbs into your face. Yeah, and

910
01:04:15,119 --> 01:04:17,159
I pinned him. Okay, Yeah, would come out of there and he

911
01:04:17,199 --> 01:04:20,400
had like two big marks. The
next day, you're walking around like you're

912
01:04:20,599 --> 01:04:26,719
the Pippi Long song. No,
no, I went away. What was

913
01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:30,239
the worst injury? I never got
injured. Never, No. Wow.

914
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:33,360
I had a sore elbow one time. Yeah, but I was probably from

915
01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:36,599
mass and you were and you were
a champion. Yeah yeah, did you

916
01:04:36,599 --> 01:04:41,440
ever talk shit shit talk to you? I talked ship one time and I

917
01:04:41,599 --> 01:04:45,000
got my ass kicked. And I
was a first year wrestler. I started

918
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:46,679
pointing the guy who was going to
wrestle and he ended up being a state

919
01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:50,960
champ. There you go. But
I was cocky. My coach kicked me

920
01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:54,599
in the ask a couple of times. How tall were you then? Probably

921
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:58,920
five four or five three now five
six? Now different? So you were

922
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:02,480
low to the ground. Stocky guy
had twenty six Yeah. Yeah, I

923
01:05:02,559 --> 01:05:06,039
didn't know any better than just just
went just went at it. Yeah,

924
01:05:06,519 --> 01:05:10,599
a little bulldog man. Yeah,
that's awesome. I got some. There's

925
01:05:10,639 --> 01:05:14,800
some videos on YouTube. Yeah yeah
really yeah, in the old Timer tournaments.

926
01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:17,159
I'd show you, but you left
in my paintings. I can't even

927
01:05:17,239 --> 01:05:21,239
imagine this the paintings. I'm impressed
by the painting. I actually like that

928
01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:25,599
painting. And I'm telling you,
I think that you should do some of

929
01:05:25,639 --> 01:05:29,000
that for the breast cancer and sell
it. I will, I will bring

930
01:05:29,079 --> 01:05:30,360
one. I think we should do
one. Just sit, let us sit

931
01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:34,679
here and it will be in the
background on the cameras and then if people

932
01:05:34,760 --> 01:05:39,079
see it, they can five eighty
five two or six eighty eight sixty six

933
01:05:39,119 --> 01:05:42,199
and they can make a donation to
the breast cancer. And I think that's

934
01:05:42,239 --> 01:05:45,119
awesome. I saw something. Something
came through today. I was trying to

935
01:05:45,199 --> 01:05:51,400
find it. This is you in
the Old Timing wrestaurant. This looks like

936
01:05:53,039 --> 01:05:56,000
I'm sorry, which one? Which
one are you? No? He's black,

937
01:05:56,199 --> 01:06:00,480
the guy in the white's too tall. Yeah I couldn't. That's but

938
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:03,440
did you lose? Yeah? Yeah? And this one? Yeah, I

939
01:06:03,519 --> 01:06:08,119
think I was one hundred and seventy
eight and the closest was like two to

940
01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:10,800
ten, so I got grooped with
that. But I mean, it's two

941
01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:13,760
guys, only like four or five
guys. You're not in singlets or anything.

942
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:17,360
This's like two fucking guys. After
softball, beer League decided I didn't

943
01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:20,880
like the way you talk to me
out there and you just turn the bar.

944
01:06:21,559 --> 01:06:25,159
It's like, come on, I
got a siglet for one of my

945
01:06:25,320 --> 01:06:28,760
tournaments, but I wore the It's
over it. Why because you're too I

946
01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:34,960
didn't want to stand out right.
I'm gonna remember, here's the elephant sucking

947
01:06:36,159 --> 01:06:45,760
Kimmy, the elephant sucking. How
he finishes them off, drop finishing move,

948
01:06:45,960 --> 01:06:48,960
drops the trunk. I'm gonna throw
the Dumbo on him all right.

949
01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:53,440
By the way, that guy who
robbed Otani of his fourtieth home run,

950
01:06:54,039 --> 01:06:57,639
I think he deserves credit. Was
a great catch. Michael Harris the second

951
01:06:58,440 --> 01:07:01,840
Michael Harris the second of the Atlanta
Braves. I just watched um yeah,

952
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:06,280
um, I don't yeah, I
don't know how. Yes, I thought

953
01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:12,480
it would be the senior Junior third
Trey. I don't know a trip.

954
01:07:12,559 --> 01:07:15,480
I don't know. I just watched
Reggie Jackson Biography, and yeah I did

955
01:07:15,559 --> 01:07:20,559
too. I did too. I
thought there was something missing though I did

956
01:07:20,639 --> 01:07:26,400
as well. Um, it was
something very interesting that stood out to me

957
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:29,039
that it will not say into the
microphone, but I will say to you

958
01:07:29,239 --> 01:07:33,360
off the microphone. It really stuck
out and I went wow. And I

959
01:07:33,440 --> 01:07:38,000
don't know, um how it would
play if I even said it, but

960
01:07:38,079 --> 01:07:42,159
it was. It was just so
apparent to me. And I liked all

961
01:07:42,199 --> 01:07:45,760
the other guys that they interviewed in
this because it was also was there was

962
01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:49,280
it? Doctor Jay? Yeah?
And um. And I was a big

963
01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:55,800
Yankee fan as a child grown up
because I played Little League. Um,

964
01:07:56,239 --> 01:07:59,719
and then I wanted to you know, I really I loved playing baseball.

965
01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:03,199
And my grandfather was a New York
City fireman, so he used to write

966
01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:06,880
to the Yankees and he would get
schedules and stickers and send me to school

967
01:08:06,880 --> 01:08:10,840
with schedules and stickers. Now,
I grew up in like fucking Farmville,

968
01:08:11,159 --> 01:08:14,639
so you know, no one was
really going ninety miles down to Manhattan.

969
01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:17,239
I don't think a lot I would. I wouldn't be surprised if half my

970
01:08:17,319 --> 01:08:20,039
class had never gone to the city, even though it was ninety miles away.

971
01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:24,439
And uh, he used to take
me all the time to the games.

972
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:28,439
Yeah, and I loved going.
So you say, no, I

973
01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:32,000
was too little. But what I
was gonna say earlier was we just passed

974
01:08:32,239 --> 01:08:39,359
the anniversary of the tarbat incident.
I don't know if you remember this Kansas.

975
01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:43,000
Yeah, it was Kansasy Royals and
the Yankees, and it was Goose

976
01:08:43,119 --> 01:08:45,800
Gossage. And I used to love
Goose Gossage and they used to They used

977
01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:49,079
to drive him out in the car. The pinstriped Toyota would come out on

978
01:08:49,119 --> 01:08:53,399
the field and out would come Goose
and he began us like like he looked

979
01:08:53,439 --> 01:08:56,319
like Animal from the Muppets. He
had that big, you know, ugly

980
01:08:56,560 --> 01:09:00,079
mustache and all this shit. And
uh, I have a Red Wings baseball

981
01:09:00,119 --> 01:09:03,039
signed by him, not that that
matters, but he because he was in

982
01:09:03,119 --> 01:09:08,319
town for something a few years ago. But he uh So, all of

983
01:09:08,399 --> 01:09:12,319
a sudden, I'm at my grandmother's
house watching the game in the basement.

984
01:09:12,439 --> 01:09:16,960
They had a finished basement pool out
back, and George Brett smacks a home

985
01:09:17,039 --> 01:09:20,640
run and I go, nah,
I'm gonna lose. I turn off the

986
01:09:20,680 --> 01:09:25,079
TV and I went outside, and
I missed everything that happened after that,

987
01:09:25,479 --> 01:09:28,239
and I saw it on the news, and I was like so mad that

988
01:09:28,279 --> 01:09:30,960
they didn't keep the game on because
all the concert, Billy Martin coming out

989
01:09:31,119 --> 01:09:34,720
pointing at the bat, the whole
thing, George Brett running back out just

990
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:39,600
screaming that, you know, because
he hit a home run off a goose

991
01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:42,600
and that was a big rivalry back
in the day in the American League.

992
01:09:42,920 --> 01:09:45,119
You know, I don't think the
Royals have done much and that I can

993
01:09:45,199 --> 01:09:47,359
think of in the past years.
I mean, it just made it's the

994
01:09:47,399 --> 01:09:51,039
world serious. Yeah, I was
just saying words left my mouth. I

995
01:09:51,199 --> 01:09:54,359
was thinking that. But I don't. I never hear of them, you

996
01:09:54,399 --> 01:09:57,039
know what I mean, like we
hear. I don't even I couldn't tell

997
01:09:57,039 --> 01:10:00,079
you who's in a uniform or who
was on that field where I can with

998
01:10:00,159 --> 01:10:03,279
the Dodgers, the Yankees, Otani, you know what I mean, Trout

999
01:10:03,399 --> 01:10:08,000
those guys. Uh, but I
don't. I still they're almost like this

1000
01:10:09,239 --> 01:10:13,399
team with that's faceless to me.
The Royals, there's just so much other

1001
01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:15,840
sports the right, but they had
Remember they had Dan Quisenberry, the guy

1002
01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:19,439
who pitched the side arm, and
then years later they got both Jackson and

1003
01:10:19,600 --> 01:10:23,760
Yeah, so those were the ones
I remember. I know that they just

1004
01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:25,840
got there because I was just thinking, as they said, like wait a

1005
01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:29,439
second. But I don't They're faceless
to me. I don't know any of

1006
01:10:29,479 --> 01:10:32,560
the players. So when did you
start going to the Yankee games? Seventy

1007
01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:36,439
eight, seventy nine, Yeah,
seventy nine because I was eight years old.

1008
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:41,520
Yeah, that was right after Jason
left. Uh. Yeah, I

1009
01:10:41,640 --> 01:10:45,319
didn't see. I don't believe I
saw. Reggie ron Gidrey was on the

1010
01:10:45,359 --> 01:10:50,840
team. I loved Bucky Dent,
Willie Randolph. Um, yeah, the

1011
01:10:50,960 --> 01:10:56,479
socks. Yeah. No. Uh, I thought he came from the White

1012
01:10:56,520 --> 01:11:00,920
Sox to the Yankees. I thought
he was a short. Yeah, because

1013
01:11:00,920 --> 01:11:04,199
he hit the home run? Uh
in the World Series? Who's the first

1014
01:11:04,239 --> 01:11:08,920
baseman went through his hands? Um? That was Bill Buckner on that.

1015
01:11:09,279 --> 01:11:11,720
That's the red sides. No,
no, no, Bucky Dent was the

1016
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:15,000
way before that. Uh. And
then Greg Neddles any TTLs Nedoles is the

1017
01:11:15,159 --> 01:11:19,600
very best. And then he had
uh Roy White in the outfield. Lou

1018
01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:24,560
Pinella Pinella, yeah, the red
ass. Yeah. The first game I

1019
01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:27,239
went to was uh in Detroit.
My buddies were all Yankee fans, so

1020
01:11:27,279 --> 01:11:30,760
we drove to Detroit. Got Man's
autograph man him. Oh, just off

1021
01:11:30,279 --> 01:11:32,680
Manly was like in a time when
they never even got I don't think they

1022
01:11:32,720 --> 01:11:39,000
ever went to the world. Yeah
they didn't. Uh Betty donn or Donny

1023
01:11:39,039 --> 01:11:42,159
baseball baseball. Yeah, it was
the year after he left was six.

1024
01:11:42,359 --> 01:11:45,960
Yep, I think he left.
It was the curse was over all.

1025
01:11:46,039 --> 01:11:48,800
Right, we'll take a moment,
uh when we come back. Um,

1026
01:11:48,920 --> 01:11:53,680
a couple of things that were in
the news today. Uh, people doing

1027
01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:59,800
things, some locally and some nationally. Homemade parachutes. Be careful what you

1028
01:11:59,840 --> 01:12:02,640
do with your homemade parachute. We'll
get to that next. But first,

1029
01:12:02,800 --> 01:12:06,560
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1069
01:14:41,159 --> 01:14:44,720
Bill, I finally got caught up. Yeah, it was a buddy among

1070
01:14:44,760 --> 01:14:46,960
you guys were talking about circumcision.
I had a buddy in his late twenties

1071
01:14:47,039 --> 01:14:51,880
that went in for circumcision and a
vasectomy. And while they were in there,

1072
01:14:51,960 --> 01:14:55,960
I don't know why they had to
get him hard for the procedure,

1073
01:14:56,039 --> 01:15:00,800
but anyways, he was he was
a fishpole type boner guy. Well,

1074
01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:03,279
the doctor went in there and fixed
it. And when he was all said

1075
01:15:03,319 --> 01:15:08,399
and done, like his wife used
to said, say she got an upbreak

1076
01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:14,079
upbreak brand new gun that shot blanks. And he said he would not suggest

1077
01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:19,039
a circumcision on a man because he
said it was the worst. Anyways,

1078
01:15:19,479 --> 01:15:24,000
back on track, buddy, and
be sure to like and subscribe to Blified

1079
01:15:24,119 --> 01:15:28,119
wherever you get your podcast. Fishing
pole, Doug, that's an AI joke

1080
01:15:28,159 --> 01:15:35,159
because it sucks. I like the
girls ask is it for? Is it

1081
01:15:35,279 --> 01:15:39,960
for growers show? Yeah, it's
a fishing pole. You know why why

1082
01:15:40,079 --> 01:15:48,520
because it smells like trout here.
Hello, I I only have seven inches

1083
01:15:49,039 --> 01:15:54,640
when they bended in half. Oh, now we're on to dick jokes.

1084
01:15:56,319 --> 01:15:59,239
AI doesn't know anything about dick jokes, and I get no, no,

1085
01:15:59,680 --> 01:16:02,039
well wait, we don't know.
I think I think AI would shoot at

1086
01:16:02,279 --> 01:16:06,319
something like that's inappropriate, or I
won't say something like I don't know.

1087
01:16:06,560 --> 01:16:10,119
So all the good jokes are going
to be yes, yes, yes,

1088
01:16:10,199 --> 01:16:12,760
all the good jokes are shot down. That's what you're trying to say.

1089
01:16:13,399 --> 01:16:17,760
Uh. Cannondegua police say that um, a man was trying to avoid them

1090
01:16:17,960 --> 01:16:21,840
in Lagoon Park in Cannon Day.
Would you know where Lagoon Park is?

1091
01:16:23,319 --> 01:16:29,079
It's just off to the side it
actually goes No, it's actually um it's

1092
01:16:29,319 --> 01:16:33,439
something that you can take kayaks back
there. It's sort of behind Wegmans in

1093
01:16:33,600 --> 01:16:38,640
Cannondegua. And they say don't get
too close to where it dumps off into

1094
01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:42,680
the lake because you'll get swept up
in that. Like the water really picks

1095
01:16:42,760 --> 01:16:47,399
up some speed there. Yeah,
rapids. So according to police, UH,

1096
01:16:47,720 --> 01:16:54,159
they responded to Lake Shore Drive around
noon for a person screaming in distress.

1097
01:16:54,479 --> 01:16:59,560
Someone's just screaming in the park and
they found this guy. He's fifty

1098
01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:04,479
two years old. His name is
Tyler Furrier, and Tyler has a restraining

1099
01:17:04,600 --> 01:17:12,680
order. Someone had it against him, and they're screaming. So Tyler sees

1100
01:17:12,720 --> 01:17:20,279
the police and dives into the water
in Lagoon Park to hide. Good thinning

1101
01:17:20,319 --> 01:17:25,359
of the herd. Fucking I'm just
picturing, like hiding under a lily pet,

1102
01:17:25,520 --> 01:17:28,800
just looking around like I go,
this is the closest thing to a

1103
01:17:28,880 --> 01:17:32,560
cartoon I've ever spying on somebody the
head a restraining Oh he whatever happened,

1104
01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:36,479
he either got too close or whatever
it was, and the person starts screaming.

1105
01:17:36,960 --> 01:17:42,039
So someone calls nine one one,
I'm sure. So the Cannonega police

1106
01:17:42,079 --> 01:17:44,680
show up and this guy sees the
police, does not want to go to

1107
01:17:44,800 --> 01:17:48,399
Joe or be arrested or pay forever
takeshef so he jumps into the lagoon,

1108
01:17:48,800 --> 01:17:53,800
into the water in Lagoon Park,
which is pretty mucky and not I think,

1109
01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:58,920
and I think at some points is
fairly deep, and tried to hide

1110
01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:01,520
from police. So it took two
hours. They set up a sting around.

1111
01:18:01,680 --> 01:18:04,399
He finally came out and tried to
cut through some brash. He's all

1112
01:18:04,479 --> 01:18:08,800
cut up. He's all scratched,
and they picked them up. I thought

1113
01:18:08,840 --> 01:18:11,760
you said he died. No,
he didn't die. He said hi,

1114
01:18:12,159 --> 01:18:15,319
Hi, Hi died. No,
he's trying to hide. He was trying

1115
01:18:15,359 --> 01:18:17,800
to hide from them. That's what
I'm going. Why don't you hide in

1116
01:18:17,840 --> 01:18:20,520
a trail. Why don't you run
up into the He's an idiot. You

1117
01:18:20,680 --> 01:18:24,119
dove into the water. They knew
exactly where you're gonna be. Where are

1118
01:18:24,119 --> 01:18:26,039
you gonna go? Why did it
take two hours? Were they waiting for

1119
01:18:26,119 --> 01:18:29,359
him to Yeah? I think they
were like, they're not going in after

1120
01:18:29,439 --> 01:18:30,640
him, right, you know what? Are they going to spend more money

1121
01:18:30,680 --> 01:18:34,960
and get the marine squad in to
fish this ass all out? The seal

1122
01:18:35,039 --> 01:18:41,159
team. I do remember in radio
once we were giving away tickets and this

1123
01:18:41,359 --> 01:18:44,159
guy comes and he gets a pair
of tickets, and then might have been

1124
01:18:44,279 --> 01:18:47,720
some stupid tribute question and answer whatever, and he leaves. He comes back,

1125
01:18:48,199 --> 01:18:50,960
puts on a different shirt. He
had really long hair, puts it

1126
01:18:51,039 --> 01:18:55,239
up into a baseball cap, and
this is like his disguise. He comes

1127
01:18:55,279 --> 01:18:59,279
back, Hey man, got a
tribute question? And I start laughing so

1128
01:18:59,399 --> 01:19:00,880
hard. I go, I have
to just give you the tickets because I'm

1129
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:06,119
so. I don't know whether to
be sad or impressed that you went through

1130
01:19:06,159 --> 01:19:10,239
all this fucking It wasn't a lot
of effort, but he brought an extra

1131
01:19:10,319 --> 01:19:15,439
set of closed and that that kind
of thing. I don't know, mistaken

1132
01:19:15,520 --> 01:19:19,319
identity, so that there's one now
here is one of my favorite stories from

1133
01:19:19,359 --> 01:19:25,000
today, though I only saw it
today. A man, I won't listen

1134
01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:29,000
to this. This happened in Oklahoma
City. Oklahoma City police arrested him man

1135
01:19:29,119 --> 01:19:32,600
for jumping into the Oklahoma River.
Police say they got several calls about Zachary

1136
01:19:32,680 --> 01:19:38,359
Maggie is sitting on top of the
Exchange bridge with a homemade parachute. Reports

1137
01:19:38,399 --> 01:19:42,199
say he jumped into the river,
then argued with police when they told him

1138
01:19:42,239 --> 01:19:45,199
to get out. Maggie told police
he has done this fifteen to twenty times

1139
01:19:45,560 --> 01:19:53,920
because he gets too hot thrill seekers. I don't fucking know what he's doing

1140
01:19:54,319 --> 01:19:58,720
and whepping off a bridge yet his
parachute go, Yes, you've seen it's

1141
01:19:58,720 --> 01:20:02,479
a it's a probably a from his
mom's house. Well, well, homemade

1142
01:20:02,479 --> 01:20:06,439
parachute could be that, or it
could literally be he could go and buy

1143
01:20:06,920 --> 01:20:11,960
I'm sure online or somewhere the material
of the nyeline, but I don't know

1144
01:20:12,039 --> 01:20:15,880
what they're actually made out of and
sew it together. So when he jumps

1145
01:20:15,960 --> 01:20:19,479
off, it kind of softens the
landing he gets the bridge because this is

1146
01:20:19,520 --> 01:20:23,199
it's like the one on four bridge. If you jumped off the one on

1147
01:20:23,319 --> 01:20:26,680
four bridge, you most likely would
die if you hit once you hit the

1148
01:20:26,760 --> 01:20:30,479
water, But if you had a
parachute, might make it. Are you

1149
01:20:30,520 --> 01:20:35,840
gonna tell, you know, walk
into hey? That was yes, yes,

1150
01:20:36,439 --> 01:20:40,199
yes, with a wet parachute.
Could you go? All right?

1151
01:20:40,399 --> 01:20:44,359
Let's say, well, where's the
place you're that you bar? Okay,

1152
01:20:44,399 --> 01:20:47,159
so let's say it far So somebody's
out there and they get a little drunk

1153
01:20:47,159 --> 01:20:50,359
and they start talking shitty. You
know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna

1154
01:20:50,439 --> 01:20:53,680
jump off the one on four bridge. You're full of shit, you know,

1155
01:20:53,720 --> 01:20:56,039
I know I'm gonna do it.
I mean a homemade bearer. You

1156
01:20:56,119 --> 01:20:59,640
are a full shot. So would
you let that person drink free for a

1157
01:20:59,800 --> 01:21:01,920
night if they brought in improof and
you know in this town, it would

1158
01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:06,760
hit the fucking news. Absolutely No, you wouldn't. Why not? Well

1159
01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:12,560
one is not mine to giveaway,
but you gotta pay. Uh No,

1160
01:21:12,760 --> 01:21:15,479
I wouldn't do that because if he
died, I wouldn't want to be any

1161
01:21:15,560 --> 01:21:18,479
part of it. Oh shit,
I don't even think of that. Yeah,

1162
01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:23,680
I'm thinking it's gonna work. Buzz
ki, Yeah, I just think

1163
01:21:23,720 --> 01:21:27,199
of that. Yeah, but so
what if the guy died he was it's

1164
01:21:27,239 --> 01:21:30,199
a bet, Hey, Douggie,
wheren't you gonna give him drinks? Yet?

1165
01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:35,960
I got? Yeah? Yeah,
he lost lost him back. That's

1166
01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:42,319
what he would say. Fucker stupid. Oh I guess it went another one.

1167
01:21:42,720 --> 01:21:47,880
Don't bet against Doug. Doug,
you have such a conscience. Oh

1168
01:21:47,960 --> 01:21:54,399
no, you had this soft side
where you do sponge painting and not too

1169
01:21:54,439 --> 01:21:59,520
many women with women. Wait,
what is painting? You've done the painting

1170
01:21:59,560 --> 01:22:01,960
with women a little bit? Really? Yeah, how does that come up?

1171
01:22:02,039 --> 01:22:05,159
And I would think that, honestly, and we all all bullshit aside.

1172
01:22:05,159 --> 01:22:09,560
I think we would find that almost
endearing. I don't talking about it

1173
01:22:09,680 --> 01:22:11,720
too much. No, no,
no, It's one of those things you

1174
01:22:11,960 --> 01:22:14,640
got to be like an onion.
Yeah, you peel a bat if it's

1175
01:22:14,680 --> 01:22:17,800
not going well all of a sudden, Hey, I paint right, we'll

1176
01:22:17,840 --> 01:22:20,640
do what we'll do some night.
We'll make it like a paint twist.

1177
01:22:20,840 --> 01:22:25,800
That I have talked about, like, come to like my house, we'll

1178
01:22:25,800 --> 01:22:29,319
get naked and we'll go up against
the canvas. Oh, but that hasn't

1179
01:22:29,319 --> 01:22:31,920
happened. Yeah, why not?
One thing I kept drinking? How about

1180
01:22:31,960 --> 01:22:34,960
body paint? Yes, that was
my that was my idea. What if

1181
01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:39,920
you painted like just your breast and
then push up against the canvas. Yeah,

1182
01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:42,760
you've got to be very gentle though. Let you go through the canvas

1183
01:22:43,239 --> 01:22:45,760
um. Do you cut sponges up? Doug, You buy sponges and cut

1184
01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:48,399
them up? You buy them,
and you buy Michaels. You can get

1185
01:22:48,439 --> 01:22:51,000
him on Amazon. Jesus Christ,
As I saw you and Michaels, I

1186
01:22:51,039 --> 01:22:55,159
would fucking Michael has got a great
a lot of stuff. It does I

1187
01:22:55,239 --> 01:22:58,520
Can you ever go to hobby Lobby? No? I love hobby I have

1188
01:22:58,680 --> 01:23:00,680
been there. Yes, we're gonna
Christmas shopping. Is one opening up in

1189
01:23:00,720 --> 01:23:05,159
Greece last week? Is it really? Yeah? Christmas Shop? Its doors,

1190
01:23:05,199 --> 01:23:10,239
closing boards, stuff. I've never
been star Treks. It's got a

1191
01:23:10,439 --> 01:23:14,199
million It's a great place. Yeah. You just next thing you're gonna do

1192
01:23:14,600 --> 01:23:16,960
is look you're watching this an hour
later, so much cool shit. You

1193
01:23:17,079 --> 01:23:19,720
gotta go something that we're gonna get
a bunch listeners and here we're gonna do

1194
01:23:19,720 --> 01:23:23,319
a painting with Douggie. It's gonna
be just wine in a podcast. And

1195
01:23:23,560 --> 01:23:26,239
I know somebody does painting with a
twist. Actually she just had a baby.

1196
01:23:26,680 --> 01:23:30,079
Congratulations to my friend Heathery. Yeah, in her friend time. Painting

1197
01:23:30,119 --> 01:23:31,920
with the twist is yeah. I've
heard of that a few different times.

1198
01:23:31,960 --> 01:23:33,920
But that would be fun. It's
fun to do it a bar. They

1199
01:23:33,960 --> 01:23:38,399
do it it with Lochlands. What
painting with a twist? Okay? And

1200
01:23:38,520 --> 01:23:44,720
they usually donated to What if we
did one where Doug has to paint during

1201
01:23:44,760 --> 01:23:47,119
the podcast? You know, it's
a lot of tope right there. I'll

1202
01:23:47,159 --> 01:23:51,920
tell you that I'm gonna paint during
the podcast. Yeah, uh no.

1203
01:23:53,199 --> 01:23:57,880
I don't want to be pressured with
that because it's it's it's art. It's

1204
01:23:57,920 --> 01:24:00,760
when you can't do it on demand. The mood has to strike me.

1205
01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:04,800
It's sponges and paint folks. It's
when you're in the mood you want to

1206
01:24:04,840 --> 01:24:11,199
relax a little looking campus and you're
like, you know what, I'll you

1207
01:24:11,279 --> 01:24:15,439
know what I'm working on. I've
hit it three or four times. I

1208
01:24:15,560 --> 01:24:19,279
did some yellow and then I did
a little darker shade right before I went

1209
01:24:19,319 --> 01:24:23,560
to bed. Where did the sponge
painting come? Idea come? I think

1210
01:24:23,560 --> 01:24:25,720
I saw something online. I'm like, you know, that would be cool,

1211
01:24:25,760 --> 01:24:28,039
that would be cool to try.
I mean I did with brushes.

1212
01:24:28,039 --> 01:24:32,239
I went to school for art for
a few years while I wrestled design creativity.

1213
01:24:32,479 --> 01:24:36,359
Yeah and uh, I wrote,
yeah, but none of that really

1214
01:24:36,399 --> 01:24:41,239
stuck. But this one a little
hair and a little there. You have

1215
01:24:41,319 --> 01:24:44,600
you watched my movie yet? No? Because I don't have a fucking DVD.

1216
01:24:44,880 --> 01:24:47,760
Can't order one on Amazon from ten
dollars? How you got? You

1217
01:24:47,840 --> 01:24:51,319
got two thousand listeners? Is there
anybody out there that can let Bill brand

1218
01:24:51,880 --> 01:25:00,319
bro DVD player to watch my movie? I wonder a porn. It's so

1219
01:25:00,479 --> 01:25:02,159
funny because I was cleaning up in
here and I have him tucked in the

1220
01:25:02,239 --> 01:25:04,800
back there, and I was wiping
everything down. I took him out.

1221
01:25:04,800 --> 01:25:09,640
I wiped each one down. No, no, what, I wipe down

1222
01:25:09,680 --> 01:25:14,199
each one one last story, this
one from Gates. And then I'll transition

1223
01:25:14,279 --> 01:25:18,600
this to a question for you.
Sure there's a guy in Gates and it's

1224
01:25:18,640 --> 01:25:24,720
got to be mental illness or something
happened two hundred cats, two hundred cats,

1225
01:25:24,960 --> 01:25:28,439
and they're saying that the Humane Society
came out. A lot of them

1226
01:25:28,520 --> 01:25:30,560
were sick, a lot of them
couldn't do things. They went to Lollipop

1227
01:25:30,640 --> 01:25:35,119
Farm. The healthy ones are up
for adoption, obviously, but the town

1228
01:25:35,359 --> 01:25:41,760
judge is considering whether their code violations
have happened there, and I'm thinking there

1229
01:25:41,840 --> 01:25:45,960
are. And then I think this
guy is his name Cosmo Junta. I

1230
01:25:45,039 --> 01:25:49,159
think Cosmo Junta is the name of
the guy who's the town supervisor for Gates

1231
01:25:49,520 --> 01:25:55,279
And he said outside the exterior looks
good, like the quality. A couple

1232
01:25:55,319 --> 01:25:58,600
of issues we can correct later on, but for the most part, it

1233
01:25:58,840 --> 01:26:01,920
does look promising For the resident.
Now we don't know if if he'll remain

1234
01:26:02,239 --> 01:26:05,600
or he'll sell the property, and
we're not sure, but this is where

1235
01:26:05,640 --> 01:26:10,159
it's at right now. Somebody's saying
they're gonna have to say that that same

1236
01:26:10,199 --> 01:26:13,800
guy said they're gonna have to strip
the home down to the studs because the

1237
01:26:13,880 --> 01:26:17,800
cats. I think we're pissing everywhere
and that that smell is terrible. Yeah,

1238
01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:20,119
and you can never get it out. And once it's in, even

1239
01:26:20,199 --> 01:26:27,239
like your hardwoods and stuff, it's
almost impossible to get out, So I

1240
01:26:28,000 --> 01:26:30,439
who's who's gonna pay for all that? I would assume the homeowner. Why

1241
01:26:30,600 --> 01:26:34,159
once the town gets involved, are
they knocking down to have somebody by the

1242
01:26:34,199 --> 01:26:39,720
property start from scratch burn it.
That's sad though, Like you almost wonder

1243
01:26:39,760 --> 01:26:43,600
if that person has any loved ones
to come check on them or do they

1244
01:26:43,680 --> 01:26:45,319
do? You know? You know, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm

1245
01:26:45,359 --> 01:26:46,960
fine. But at some point,
can you do a mental health arrest on

1246
01:26:47,039 --> 01:26:51,960
somebody over cats? Yes, that's
what I'm saying Ferrell. Is he just

1247
01:26:53,199 --> 01:26:55,880
going out in the woods and feeding
him? And I don't know they're saying

1248
01:26:57,119 --> 01:27:01,279
in the house farm has Bob coming
back every other day for a new cat?

1249
01:27:01,640 --> 01:27:04,760
Even the fortieth or fiftieth, they'd
be like, hey, Bob,

1250
01:27:05,520 --> 01:27:09,319
how many kids do you have?
Are you fucking them? You're killing them?

1251
01:27:09,359 --> 01:27:13,640
Do you need another? You need
another cat? Like I need another

1252
01:27:13,760 --> 01:27:18,319
big Max. If somebody's got to
bring an eyebrow, you could probably smell

1253
01:27:18,439 --> 01:27:23,239
that house as you're walking down the
street, potentially, I mean as awful

1254
01:27:23,520 --> 01:27:27,800
putting them out. Yes, it's
sad. So have you ever had passengers

1255
01:27:27,960 --> 01:27:31,640
as an uber driver smell? Yeah? That's really Remember it's bad, right,

1256
01:27:31,840 --> 01:27:34,560
yeah, and you don't know what
to say, and then I roll

1257
01:27:34,600 --> 01:27:39,319
the window. Right now you do? Yeah, because I have a real

1258
01:27:39,399 --> 01:27:44,680
concern for myself these days of smelling. Yeah, because I switched the odoran

1259
01:27:45,479 --> 01:27:48,520
sounds ridiculous. I switched the odorant, and I don't know why, but

1260
01:27:48,640 --> 01:27:53,760
I decided, Hey, let me
try this Tom's. There's no uh,

1261
01:27:54,319 --> 01:27:58,520
there's no aluminum in it. Right, and there's both aluminums in deodorant.

1262
01:27:58,560 --> 01:28:00,079
They're saying it shouldn't it's not good
to be rather than that under your arms.

1263
01:28:00,159 --> 01:28:03,359
I already have for probably a better
part of thirty five years. Right,

1264
01:28:03,760 --> 01:28:08,840
So I was using like Dove men
whatever. So I go to this

1265
01:28:09,039 --> 01:28:11,680
Tom's right, and I go every
once in a while, I go,

1266
01:28:12,119 --> 01:28:16,319
holy fuck, that's me. Go
back to what works. And I'm worry

1267
01:28:16,319 --> 01:28:25,600
about time cancer, drinking. It's
like, I'm serious, but I go,

1268
01:28:25,840 --> 01:28:28,439
you don't want to be that person
you ever. Like sometimes there are

1269
01:28:28,479 --> 01:28:31,439
people who, no matter what they
do, it's bad bo or bad foot

1270
01:28:31,479 --> 01:28:36,239
oder. That just permit bad foot
oder, but bad don't have a problem

1271
01:28:36,640 --> 01:28:40,880
with somebody I know at a bar
wherever and they have bad breath, maybe

1272
01:28:40,880 --> 01:28:45,119
coffee breath. Yeah, I will, I will say you gotta get a

1273
01:28:45,199 --> 01:28:47,079
mint or some gum. You're bad. Your breath is very bad. I

1274
01:28:47,119 --> 01:28:51,279
mean, I won't make it do
do that? Oh yeah, I would

1275
01:28:51,319 --> 01:28:56,800
be embarrassed. I would want my
friend to tell me that if I got

1276
01:28:56,880 --> 01:29:01,239
catch up on there or something.
You know, lives Saver. There's no

1277
01:29:01,399 --> 01:29:05,399
Life Savers. That's trip clubs,
trust me, no Life Savers dancing.

1278
01:29:06,279 --> 01:29:11,159
But if they're so like, wow, that's interesting because I we had a

1279
01:29:11,279 --> 01:29:16,079
boss that had the worst breath ever, and we used to love to sit

1280
01:29:16,279 --> 01:29:19,760
like there was glass between the studios
and we would see him come in.

1281
01:29:20,199 --> 01:29:25,600
He was a handsome guy and it
was very friendly and everybody loved him.

1282
01:29:26,000 --> 01:29:29,479
And we would watch as somebody and
it was almost like when he would be

1283
01:29:29,560 --> 01:29:34,159
talking to them, like they got
hit in the head with a fucking you

1284
01:29:34,239 --> 01:29:38,319
know, we're at a blacksmith,
and then they took a hot iron out

1285
01:29:38,319 --> 01:29:40,840
and poked him in the eye.
You see their heads snap back, and

1286
01:29:41,079 --> 01:29:45,479
we fucking die. We would die
die laughing. And then I'm on the

1287
01:29:45,600 --> 01:29:49,079
Old wee Show. So it's me, It's Tommy, It's Weeze, and

1288
01:29:49,399 --> 01:29:51,800
I had I was producing the show, so I had a mic like this

1289
01:29:51,960 --> 01:29:55,760
and ad asking my computer and stuff, and it was kind of diagon across

1290
01:29:55,760 --> 01:29:59,119
from Wheeze. This guy comes in
and he leans in and starts talking into

1291
01:29:59,199 --> 01:30:01,680
my mic as I'm sitting there,
and so I just turned and I know

1292
01:30:01,840 --> 01:30:06,119
that the other two assholes on the
show with me are well, they know

1293
01:30:06,239 --> 01:30:11,439
that this guy's breathbit. So I
slowly slide out of the chair, dug,

1294
01:30:11,880 --> 01:30:14,760
slide right out and lay on the
ground like I died, And they're

1295
01:30:14,880 --> 01:30:17,399
fucking crying. And the guy has
no idea and we were afraid to tell

1296
01:30:17,479 --> 01:30:21,640
him. We were embarrassed to say
you're but it was it was like literally

1297
01:30:21,760 --> 01:30:25,920
like something died. It's it smelled
like the man ate a can of shit

1298
01:30:26,279 --> 01:30:29,640
every morning before he came in.
You know that that like it's that bad,

1299
01:30:29,720 --> 01:30:31,960
Like he just can't remember the few
people he ate a stack of stripper

1300
01:30:32,000 --> 01:30:34,920
asshole at the classes cast Wow,
and that came in. It was the

1301
01:30:35,079 --> 01:30:41,159
asshole buffet that morning and he came
in. That's not like you have to

1302
01:30:41,359 --> 01:30:45,600
hey, it's the leather tray.
I know, I know, but I'm

1303
01:30:45,640 --> 01:30:48,560
just saying like that. It was
terrible, and we hadn't we didn't have

1304
01:30:48,600 --> 01:30:53,359
the guts to say anything. And
so then another guy came in who used

1305
01:30:53,399 --> 01:30:55,880
to work there. He was visiting. He's a big voice guy. He's

1306
01:30:56,039 --> 01:31:00,319
he's actually the voice of the podcast. Is this guy. It's us like

1307
01:31:00,399 --> 01:31:02,960
the old radio show. So that
guy and he does movie trailers and radio

1308
01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:05,680
stations around the country. Yeah,
Harry, Harry LaGG is his name,

1309
01:31:05,840 --> 01:31:11,199
that's his real name. And Harry
told this guy how bad his breath was,

1310
01:31:11,479 --> 01:31:15,359
because the rest of it he was
appreciative, right, Yeah, And

1311
01:31:15,439 --> 01:31:16,840
the guy came in and yelled at
us, you bunch of push easy.

1312
01:31:16,880 --> 01:31:20,079
He wouldn't tell me how half my
breath was, but it was terrible.

1313
01:31:20,239 --> 01:31:24,720
Yeah, I have no problem telling
him that. Really, not out loud,

1314
01:31:24,760 --> 01:31:26,920
but I mean, I don't want
somebody to be embarrassed. So if

1315
01:31:26,960 --> 01:31:29,680
you and I were hanging out,
yeah, and we went out to a

1316
01:31:29,760 --> 01:31:30,680
bar, Hey Bill, how are
you doing? No, Like if all

1317
01:31:30,720 --> 01:31:33,760
of a sudden we're leaving before we
leave, like, hey, hey Doug,

1318
01:31:33,960 --> 01:31:38,039
you know I let's say I I'm
either meeting you or place or I'm

1319
01:31:38,039 --> 01:31:40,479
gonna pick you up on the way
and we're gonna go together. And you

1320
01:31:40,600 --> 01:31:42,920
get in my truck and I turned
to go hang on you gonta do me

1321
01:31:42,960 --> 01:31:46,279
a favorite? Came here? What
does that smell like to you? What

1322
01:31:46,600 --> 01:31:49,640
you're doing me a favor? Right? But I don't need to breathe If

1323
01:31:49,680 --> 01:31:53,479
it's that bad that I know,
I want to say, Bill, let's

1324
01:31:53,479 --> 01:31:56,520
stop at a seven eleven, grab
some tic TACs that your breath is a

1325
01:31:56,560 --> 01:31:59,399
little you know. I don't don't
want to hurt your feelings, but I

1326
01:31:59,439 --> 01:32:01,800
think it would be. I used
to do jokes on stage that I would

1327
01:32:01,800 --> 01:32:04,319
always go, why is it people
with bad breath always have to tell you

1328
01:32:04,359 --> 01:32:09,119
a secret? Why? Because and
you're moving around trying to get out?

1329
01:32:09,319 --> 01:32:11,359
Why do they have to tell you
a secret? They're right there, right

1330
01:32:11,439 --> 01:32:14,119
there, You're trying to move away. Ever give him a piece of gum.

1331
01:32:14,199 --> 01:32:15,600
All of a sudden, you see
the gum in the ground. You

1332
01:32:15,640 --> 01:32:19,840
go even the gum said fuck it
jumped. See you can do ten minutes.

1333
01:32:19,880 --> 01:32:23,680
And I could do something. It's
been a while, but I could.

1334
01:32:23,720 --> 01:32:26,319
I could do something. All right, we will take a moment and

1335
01:32:26,399 --> 01:32:30,239
when we come back, we're gonna
I'm gonna give Doug. Well, do

1336
01:32:30,359 --> 01:32:32,359
we want to do AI verse Doug
in intros? Or do we want to

1337
01:32:32,399 --> 01:32:39,640
do we give Doug? The description
of the stripper. We can do both.

1338
01:32:39,720 --> 01:32:42,880
I mean, we got time.
So how do you do this?

1339
01:32:43,039 --> 01:32:45,439
You type it into the computer.
Yeah, I could go to chat GPT

1340
01:32:46,079 --> 01:32:49,560
and I could and i'll we can
see if it'll do this. I've never

1341
01:32:49,680 --> 01:32:55,800
heard of a chatt chat GPT.
It's it's from AI. It's AI.

1342
01:32:55,920 --> 01:33:00,600
It's like the leading AI. Okay, I just turned fifty three last Thursday.

1343
01:33:00,680 --> 01:33:03,720
Yeah, I know, Yeah,
you don't look the day over fifty

1344
01:33:03,760 --> 01:33:19,520
one, thank you plus two fifty
one and seven hundred days. Yes,

1345
01:33:19,960 --> 01:33:25,359
typing what you want with Chippy Chap
there and telling me I think this dealer

1346
01:33:25,479 --> 01:33:30,840
doesn't work and we can see the
arm pits your mouthy fan turns your way

1347
01:33:30,880 --> 01:33:34,279
and we gett Do you get hit? Fuck? I was kind of hoping

1348
01:33:34,319 --> 01:33:39,800
it was true. Usually when you
fart, But first, if you get

1349
01:33:39,880 --> 01:33:43,439
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1350
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Right. Right, If you had a

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was ready because he's a five line
fire, the one, the only,

1390
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mister Bill Moolray. It's a great
strip song, so I pulled it up.

1391
01:36:26,680 --> 01:36:29,600
It's not one of the pops of
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club song, but that's a strip
club song. It is. Yeah.

1393
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And this is when Billy Idol had
um the bad motorcycle accident. So the

1394
01:36:39,600 --> 01:36:44,960
video is just him in the frames
and he's singing like he's in the TV

1395
01:36:45,159 --> 01:36:48,039
and on the frame and stuff because
they couldn't do a full body shooter.

1396
01:36:50,039 --> 01:36:55,520
Never seen him at concert. I
did at the Pepsi Arena when I was

1397
01:36:55,560 --> 01:37:00,319
called the Pepsi Arena and Albany,
and my buddy claimed that he in an

1398
01:37:00,319 --> 01:37:04,039
elevator with him and one of the
other guys was with him and they said

1399
01:37:04,039 --> 01:37:09,239
Billy Idol got in and my buddy, Jeff at the time returns and goes

1400
01:37:09,800 --> 01:37:13,560
fucking Billy Idol and he grabs me
by the phase he goes and then he

1401
01:37:13,640 --> 01:37:17,359
walked off the elevator like the next
stopped. So I yeah, Hotel,

1402
01:37:17,439 --> 01:37:21,880
we were saying that, Yeah,
that was I missed that exchange. Billy

1403
01:37:21,920 --> 01:37:24,960
Idol. I was like, Billy
Idol, it was like one of my

1404
01:37:25,600 --> 01:37:30,119
He was eighty six, eighty seven, yeah, yeah, right into the

1405
01:37:30,680 --> 01:37:33,359
nineties. Now he's a grandpa.
Yeah. Yeah, So how would you

1406
01:37:33,520 --> 01:37:41,760
introduce a gosh what no, I'm
just wondering. It's been a while.

1407
01:37:42,359 --> 01:37:48,760
Yeah. Now this stripper happens to
be plus size. She's three hundred pounds.

1408
01:37:48,800 --> 01:37:51,960
It's me, believe it or not. I worked with a girl there

1409
01:37:53,000 --> 01:37:57,800
was three hundred pounds of the Hollywood
Trapicicana and it was after their heyday.

1410
01:37:58,159 --> 01:38:02,600
Yeah, and around the downsidere on
the way to Okay, all right,

1411
01:38:03,000 --> 01:38:09,800
and uh she got a few lap
dances and all you can see was the

1412
01:38:09,920 --> 01:38:15,479
guy's feet and she covered him like
like getting clips. And she tip me

1413
01:38:15,520 --> 01:38:19,159
out more than the other seven right
yere wow man, yeah, pancake,

1414
01:38:19,640 --> 01:38:23,279
Oh, without a doubt. So
two tons of fun. All right,

1415
01:38:23,359 --> 01:38:27,800
So she's three hundred pounds three hundred
pounds, and her right leg is one

1416
01:38:27,840 --> 01:38:35,199
inch shorter than her left. Hold. How would you introduce your talk?

1417
01:38:36,640 --> 01:38:40,079
I would have I would have to
work on that. Oh, just just

1418
01:38:40,199 --> 01:38:42,159
for a few minutes, just right
off the top of your right hang on,

1419
01:38:42,239 --> 01:38:45,119
here we go, all right,
Jimmy, Here she comes, two

1420
01:38:45,159 --> 01:38:48,319
tons of fun and two inches short
around one leg. Hip hop it into

1421
01:38:48,399 --> 01:38:56,800
the stage. Hide your twinkies for
Molinda. Yes, I love that.

1422
01:38:57,600 --> 01:39:00,560
That's awesome. Now are you gonna
type that into AI and see when they

1423
01:39:00,600 --> 01:39:03,920
come? Okay, all right,
I've got chat GPT open Okay open AI

1424
01:39:04,159 --> 01:39:08,720
is the name of the company.
I believe that Elon Musk invested a lot

1425
01:39:08,760 --> 01:39:13,479
of money in this and it's in
research. But back, I'm gonna get

1426
01:39:13,840 --> 01:39:19,079
back in there. Twenty tens.
My Twitter Friendly changed over to XM today.

1427
01:39:19,159 --> 01:39:23,960
Yeah I did it. Yeah x
everything's x now. Um. Yeah,

1428
01:39:24,039 --> 01:39:29,199
So so I'm gonna type in,
uh three hundred pounds stripper dripper introductions

1429
01:39:29,279 --> 01:39:39,359
dripper three hundred pounds introduction peg legsidduction
for I gated a girl with a peg

1430
01:39:39,439 --> 01:39:43,840
leg once. Her name was Eileen
Hey good gag. She held her panty

1431
01:39:43,880 --> 01:40:00,000
hose up with thumb text. I
get stripper introduction for a three hundred pounds

1432
01:40:00,520 --> 01:40:10,880
I want to hear this woman with
her left leg one inch shorter than her

1433
01:40:10,960 --> 01:40:19,479
right, one inch shorter than her
right. Okay, let's see stripper introduction

1434
01:40:19,479 --> 01:40:23,199
for a three hundred pound woman with
her left leg one inch shorter than her

1435
01:40:23,279 --> 01:40:32,840
right. Okay, here we go. That's actually wrote it, actually wrote

1436
01:40:32,880 --> 01:40:35,520
it. All right. Ready,
now I'm gonna try this. Can I

1437
01:40:35,640 --> 01:40:39,039
try this? All right, I'm
gonna show. I'm gonna try it.

1438
01:40:39,159 --> 01:40:42,399
Here we go. Let's see what
happens here. Oh wait, here we

1439
01:40:42,479 --> 01:40:46,720
go. All right, Ladies and
gentlemen, get ready to be mesmerized by

1440
01:40:46,760 --> 01:40:50,640
the one and only, curvacious beauty
who knows how to own the stage like

1441
01:40:50,920 --> 01:40:56,760
no other. Allow me to introduce
you to the fabulous and fierce performer who

1442
01:40:56,840 --> 01:41:00,800
defies all expectations, the stunning deva
with heart of gold and moves that will

1443
01:41:00,880 --> 01:41:05,479
leave you breathless. Put your hands
together for the sensational and enchanting star of

1444
01:41:05,560 --> 01:41:10,560
the night, our very own goddess
of confidence, the one with the flair

1445
01:41:10,640 --> 01:41:20,119
for the extraordinary and the incomparable busting
I don't know with every swam her hips,

1446
01:41:20,199 --> 01:41:27,119
every graceful step. She defies gravity. It showcases, it showcases her,

1447
01:41:28,520 --> 01:41:31,880
proving that beauty truly comes in all
shapes and sizes. Let's celebrate the

1448
01:41:31,960 --> 01:41:38,039
captivating allure an extraordinary talent of this
remarkable woman whose life leg maybe woman,

1449
01:41:38,319 --> 01:41:47,680
sure, but her passionate dedication to
her craft knows no bounds. Get shorter,

1450
01:41:48,039 --> 01:41:51,920
so get ready to witness a performance
that will leave you at all and

1451
01:41:53,119 --> 01:41:58,159
inspired by her seers strength, self, love, and charisma. Tonight,

1452
01:41:59,239 --> 01:42:01,960
what's your state? Same? What
could be? Same? Same? Busty

1453
01:42:02,039 --> 01:42:08,079
Montana, Buste Montana is here to
remind us all that being yourself and embracing

1454
01:42:08,199 --> 01:42:12,800
every aspect of who you are is
the ultimate key to radiance and empowerment.

1455
01:42:13,199 --> 01:42:17,479
Let's make some noise for this phenomenal
queen of the stage. How about fucking

1456
01:42:17,600 --> 01:42:23,520
that that A is AI my friend? You don't need more? AI curls

1457
01:42:23,560 --> 01:42:25,760
over there, waiting ten minutes for
the introduction to be done, right,

1458
01:42:25,880 --> 01:42:29,199
fucking AI. Well, they write
too much, but you just take what

1459
01:42:29,319 --> 01:42:33,479
you need out of that. Absolutely
it's right spectacular. Here comes Almond Mounds

1460
01:42:34,399 --> 01:42:38,319
from Detroit, Michigan. The reasons
they put back seats and cars, gentlemen,

1461
01:42:38,359 --> 01:42:40,680
you're ready for Courtney? All right? Can we try one more?

1462
01:42:40,840 --> 01:42:43,640
Of course you can, all right? Can we now? Do you mind

1463
01:42:43,720 --> 01:42:45,600
going against Ai? Not at all? All right, So we'll do the

1464
01:42:45,680 --> 01:42:51,279
same song if Jeopardy can do it, all right. So what I'll do

1465
01:42:51,560 --> 01:42:55,239
is, as we come up with
it, I'll write it in here so

1466
01:42:55,359 --> 01:42:58,239
then it'll be ready right after,
Doug. So who am I introducing?

1467
01:42:58,319 --> 01:43:01,760
Now? So now we got to
introduce? Let's say, okay, here

1468
01:43:01,840 --> 01:43:05,760
comes okay, a unibrow with a
hair lip brow cross side? No no,

1469
01:43:05,880 --> 01:43:13,600
no, no no, a unibrow
with a visible C section scarner all

1470
01:43:13,640 --> 01:43:19,680
right, cross side? Okay,
uh, stripper introduction. I'm typing this

1471
01:43:19,800 --> 01:43:30,920
in forgive me. This is Ai
stripper introduction for a woman with a unibrow.

1472
01:43:34,520 --> 01:43:42,680
What else did we say? Scar? Cross side? Uni brow cross

1473
01:43:42,760 --> 01:43:54,960
side and a visible C section scar
and a visible see section scar. This

1474
01:43:55,079 --> 01:43:59,079
will be the last one, glorious
Adams have. Okay, Doug, do

1475
01:43:59,119 --> 01:44:01,159
you want to go first? You
have to go first, because otherwise it's

1476
01:44:01,199 --> 01:44:04,520
like cheating. He's got a billion
things going through, right, I get

1477
01:44:04,560 --> 01:44:10,600
I'm the one that can think.
Sure, hit me up, all right,

1478
01:44:10,640 --> 01:44:12,399
I'm gonna hit you up with the
same song. Here we go.

1479
01:44:12,880 --> 01:44:19,920
Here it comes Doug. All right, gentlemen, all eves frond of center.

1480
01:44:20,000 --> 01:44:26,199
Here she comes from Las Vegas,
Nevada, your special C section Saturday

1481
01:44:26,319 --> 01:44:30,119
headliner with blue eyes one blue that
way, one blue the other. Can't

1482
01:44:30,159 --> 01:44:33,399
hear more is ready. She's got
a n a brown and knees some taming

1483
01:44:33,720 --> 01:44:38,720
brothers. He can't duplicator, You
can't replicat her. All you can do

1484
01:44:39,000 --> 01:44:47,279
is appreciator. Get ready for the
one and only Sonya. Now you hit

1485
01:44:47,359 --> 01:44:50,920
the post. They wrote so much
I have to read it, only want

1486
01:44:50,960 --> 01:44:56,880
to hear. It's gonna post at
home, sweet home. It's true,

1487
01:44:57,000 --> 01:44:59,960
probably not Doug. That was phenomenal. Thank you. That was very good.

1488
01:45:00,880 --> 01:45:03,159
I'm a big fan of Doug,
huge fan. They gonna think it.

1489
01:45:06,800 --> 01:45:09,520
All right, we'll go back.
We'll do girls, So we do.

1490
01:45:09,880 --> 01:45:12,239
Now we'll do the same song because
the same way. All right.

1491
01:45:12,560 --> 01:45:16,640
So now I type that into AI
and we will hear what AI came up.

1492
01:45:17,399 --> 01:45:23,239
Unibrow C section cross You got it. Ladies and gentlemen gather around and

1493
01:45:23,359 --> 01:45:29,520
prepared to be captivated by the one
then only, the mesmerizing, mesmerizing enchantress

1494
01:45:29,840 --> 01:45:33,079
who's about to take the stage by
storm, allow me to introduce to you

1495
01:45:33,399 --> 01:45:39,000
a true testament of beauty and confidence, breaking all stereotypes and embracing her uniqueness

1496
01:45:39,079 --> 01:45:44,520
like no other. Put your hands
together for the breathtaking and fearless performer Oscar

1497
01:45:44,680 --> 01:45:48,920
the Grouch. With a very alerting
glance and every graceful move she defies societal

1498
01:45:49,000 --> 01:45:51,560
norms and embraces her interview. Is
this the same thing? It's the same

1499
01:45:51,640 --> 01:45:58,319
thing. Her unibrow accentuates her distinctive
charm, while her mesmerizing cross eyed gaze

1500
01:45:58,479 --> 01:46:02,119
draws you into a world of intrigue
and fascination. And let's not forget the

1501
01:46:02,279 --> 01:46:08,640
visible see sexon scar that tells the
story of strange resilience and the miracle of

1502
01:46:08,800 --> 01:46:14,279
life. Tonight we celebrate the powerful
presence of Oscar La Grouche, a woman

1503
01:46:14,319 --> 01:46:19,199
who stands tall and unapologetically owns her
identity, proving that beauty is not confined

1504
01:46:19,319 --> 01:46:26,399
to conventional standards. Her magnetic charisman
incredible talent will leave you spellbound for reminding

1505
01:46:26,520 --> 01:46:30,640
us all that self love and self
acceptance are the true keys to being extraordinary.

1506
01:46:31,000 --> 01:46:34,479
So, without further ado, let's
give a warm welcome to this remarkable

1507
01:46:34,800 --> 01:46:41,239
and trailblazing performer. Get ready for
an unforgettable performance filled with passion, empowerment,

1508
01:46:41,439 --> 01:46:45,720
and celebration of authenticity. Ladies and
gentlemen, Oscar is here to show

1509
01:46:45,800 --> 01:46:50,199
us the true beauty shines brightest when
we embrace every aspect of ourselves. Let's

1510
01:46:50,239 --> 01:46:55,319
make some noise and show her all
the love and admiration she truly deserves.

1511
01:46:56,279 --> 01:47:00,640
Pass and gentlemen, your winner tonight, dog felt fresh day, You crushed

1512
01:47:00,800 --> 01:47:04,399
eye. Absolutely, you are the
smartest man alive. It was awesome.

1513
01:47:05,119 --> 01:47:08,600
There you go. I don't think
you got the concept of the quick and

1514
01:47:08,680 --> 01:47:11,439
easy introduction of a strip my wide
man. Maybe I should say quick and

1515
01:47:11,479 --> 01:47:14,279
easy, but I did not.
Yeah, he's never been in the front

1516
01:47:14,359 --> 01:47:17,000
row of a strip club. Be
weird though, if you had a cross

1517
01:47:17,000 --> 01:47:20,840
eyed stripper and you could really fool
her. I never had across the stripper.

1518
01:47:21,039 --> 01:47:26,800
No, of course not. What
do you mean, I've never never

1519
01:47:26,880 --> 01:47:28,600
worked with one, you know,
That's what I'm saying. I don't think

1520
01:47:28,640 --> 01:47:31,840
there's a girl, Okay, Yes, yes, I think I know somebody

1521
01:47:31,880 --> 01:47:34,840
who dated her. Yeah. Yes, she was a blond about twenty years

1522
01:47:34,840 --> 01:47:39,359
ago. Yes, smoking, and
I'm pretty sure it was toothless Eddie's son.

1523
01:47:40,159 --> 01:47:43,239
I thought dated her. I thought
she was because she was deaf,

1524
01:47:44,039 --> 01:47:46,920
and I think she Yeah, I
think so, I'll fight foot four.

1525
01:47:47,199 --> 01:47:53,960
Yeah, we'll find out later when
he listens on the Facebook. I was

1526
01:47:54,079 --> 01:48:00,479
jell. I had a threesome with
her. Is it counts a three someome

1527
01:48:00,520 --> 01:48:01,680
if you masterbate with both hands at
the same time. I don't know.

1528
01:48:01,720 --> 01:48:04,520
I've been asking myself the same thing
for years. Actually, you know it's

1529
01:48:04,560 --> 01:48:08,720
even better, Doug, is when
one of your hands falls asleep. I

1530
01:48:09,880 --> 01:48:13,880
want to I want to be awake
for this strange Did your hand falls asleep

1531
01:48:14,199 --> 01:48:15,439
trying to make her hand go?
Now? Okay, your hand go now?

1532
01:48:16,039 --> 01:48:18,079
If a girl falls asleep, any
of that is not good. No,

1533
01:48:18,479 --> 01:48:20,680
no, no, no no no. I had I did that in

1534
01:48:20,800 --> 01:48:26,039
college. I fell asleep. I
waved a chick off. You're just tired,

1535
01:48:27,279 --> 01:48:33,359
hammered right. There was a girl
that her breath stunk, and I

1536
01:48:33,439 --> 01:48:36,399
didn't tell her, and I just
I just didn't go pick her up at

1537
01:48:36,399 --> 01:48:42,479
the airport when she was that the
only in the stunk as far as I

1538
01:48:42,560 --> 01:48:45,920
got, Sir, I was a
gentleman, Rice, I was a gentleman.

1539
01:48:45,960 --> 01:48:49,520
I was I don't know. I
don't. I did not get I

1540
01:48:49,640 --> 01:48:55,159
did not find out, did not
find out. I was trying to think

1541
01:48:55,199 --> 01:48:59,000
if there was any other unique dancers
that I worked with that uh you know

1542
01:48:59,079 --> 01:49:03,439
the deaf one, No cross side. No, but anybody like with an

1543
01:49:03,479 --> 01:49:09,000
injury, like an arm and nub
of any kind. No, No,

1544
01:49:10,079 --> 01:49:15,760
Gamon Fellas rubbed the nub tonight.
It's rubbed the nub night. That's that's

1545
01:49:15,800 --> 01:49:18,279
more. That's more barrel, isn't
it. Yeah, there's yes, they

1546
01:49:18,680 --> 01:49:25,479
sparrel has where the C section is
classic catch still demolished, right, okay?

1547
01:49:25,520 --> 01:49:27,960
Yeah? And then what was the
other one out there? There was

1548
01:49:27,960 --> 01:49:32,560
two in the tally Ho tally Hall
people there you do you have? I

1549
01:49:32,720 --> 01:49:36,359
have okay, strippers we've been going
to work there, yes, yes,

1550
01:49:36,760 --> 01:49:40,439
within the year, within the year, and I give my whole spiel and

1551
01:49:40,560 --> 01:49:42,920
introduce them everything. I did that
with a girl, a couple of girls

1552
01:49:43,279 --> 01:49:45,079
at the barrel. One from the
Mirrage. Yeah, the marrage is still

1553
01:49:45,119 --> 01:49:48,199
open, but I think it's a
backdoor open. It don't excuse me.

1554
01:49:49,800 --> 01:49:54,359
It's like it's open, but but
it's not known. Is that known?

1555
01:49:54,760 --> 01:49:57,920
It doesn't look very much, so
it's like an underground strip club. Sort

1556
01:49:57,960 --> 01:50:00,760
of. Really. I think the
guys that go in there get the champagne

1557
01:50:00,800 --> 01:50:02,920
room and they do whatever they want, do whatever they want. Yeah,

1558
01:50:03,119 --> 01:50:09,359
okay, don't quote me, no
everybody else I was I dropped somebody off

1559
01:50:09,399 --> 01:50:12,520
of the barrel. This was a
couple months ago, and I had to

1560
01:50:12,600 --> 01:50:15,720
use the bathroom, so take a
leak there. And they had the coolest

1561
01:50:15,840 --> 01:50:17,159
thing. They still don't have a
DJ booth, but they had a led

1562
01:50:17,319 --> 01:50:23,119
Zeppelin pinball machine. They did.
They did. Wow, who do you

1563
01:50:23,199 --> 01:50:29,760
get a pinball machine at the Classic
or the just sometimes? Yeah, you

1564
01:50:30,199 --> 01:50:31,800
get a dark board pool table.
Said. They put a bunch of money

1565
01:50:31,840 --> 01:50:35,279
to that place. Yeah, into
what barrel? Barrel? Years ago?

1566
01:50:35,680 --> 01:50:41,840
Oh up a little bit. Oh
okay, I have I I'm not this

1567
01:50:41,960 --> 01:50:45,079
is gonna sound weird. My Nandiver
was a really big strict club guy.

1568
01:50:45,359 --> 01:50:47,079
I don't think you were either.
I think you just worked there. Well,

1569
01:50:47,079 --> 01:50:49,680
I think you worked there and you
enjoyed. I mean that was fun,

1570
01:50:50,159 --> 01:50:53,560
like we're going to be Donalds.
You just don't want nuggets anymore.

1571
01:50:53,640 --> 01:50:57,119
It wasn't I think I think for
you though, it was probably like comical

1572
01:50:57,159 --> 01:51:00,279
at times. Oh gosh, it
was more sadness than anything. Oh god,

1573
01:51:01,079 --> 01:51:05,000
the ones with kids or yeah,
a lot of drama. Yeah,

1574
01:51:05,239 --> 01:51:09,279
a lot of made up drama by
the way, they're looking for drama.

1575
01:51:09,399 --> 01:51:12,239
Yeah, you know, you think
it's all fun and craziness, right,

1576
01:51:12,520 --> 01:51:16,039
Yeah, after party, I never
went out to drink and uh smoke weed

1577
01:51:16,119 --> 01:51:19,520
and drugs or whatever like that.
I was friends with the owners, yeah,

1578
01:51:19,560 --> 01:51:23,279
you know, and then we go
out and a bunch of times we're

1579
01:51:23,359 --> 01:51:26,880
on boats on Sunday when we were
closed with a few of the dancers and

1580
01:51:27,039 --> 01:51:30,439
just you know, the cool ones
we got along with. I would drink

1581
01:51:31,239 --> 01:51:35,079
ramosas and beer on Sunday and just
chill. Don't keep up with any of

1582
01:51:35,119 --> 01:51:42,319
them, though. The owner I
do. Yeah, he's out pass Williamson.

1583
01:51:43,319 --> 01:51:45,319
He and his wife came and saw
me at the Carlston last year.

1584
01:51:45,439 --> 01:51:49,000
We supposed to play golf. Okay, I heard that we're gonna come this

1585
01:51:49,119 --> 01:51:54,800
year, but she just didn't cut
they were there at the Semis. That

1586
01:51:54,840 --> 01:52:00,079
would have made it. I just
buddy learning experiences. I just met or

1587
01:52:00,920 --> 01:52:03,840
one of the old bouncers there.
His name's Buster and he is a riot.

1588
01:52:04,560 --> 01:52:08,119
He was a bouncer at the bouncer
of the Classic Cat. Yeah,

1589
01:52:08,520 --> 01:52:13,640
they actually vacation together the owner and
few of the girls. We got a

1590
01:52:13,680 --> 01:52:15,520
house in Duck Beach, North Carolina. I would drive down there for a

1591
01:52:15,520 --> 01:52:20,279
week. All the boots, all
the food is great, play golf pool.

1592
01:52:20,359 --> 01:52:25,760
It was great. Huh is you
in the movie? No, the

1593
01:52:25,840 --> 01:52:28,600
Cat right right? The Cat Night
the Cat. Yeah, I'm gonna get

1594
01:52:28,600 --> 01:52:30,720
a DVD. We need to get
that on somewhere where you can just stream

1595
01:52:30,760 --> 01:52:33,439
it. Yes, that's the thing
we gotta do. You put it up

1596
01:52:33,439 --> 01:52:39,720
on YouTube. I don't sid that
to do list. I just I'll leave

1597
01:52:39,720 --> 01:52:41,800
here, I'll get my mega millions, I'll go home, I'll start working

1598
01:52:41,800 --> 01:52:43,880
out of the breast cancer stuff,
and I'll forget about it. Yeah,

1599
01:52:43,880 --> 01:52:45,760
I know you all right? Do
you want to see if you could be

1600
01:52:45,800 --> 01:52:48,520
funny or than ai? What was
it? Didn't you say something the joke?

1601
01:52:48,640 --> 01:52:50,439
Yeah? How are they going to
do a joke? Ask him for

1602
01:52:50,479 --> 01:52:54,800
a joke, because I know and
Alexa tell me a joke. My nephew

1603
01:52:54,800 --> 01:52:59,239
would do that. Oh yeah,
for fart sounds or whatever, because there's

1604
01:52:59,279 --> 01:53:00,880
always going to be don't give us
the punch time, but give us the

1605
01:53:00,920 --> 01:53:03,159
premise of your joke and we'll have
all. Let's see if they can come

1606
01:53:03,239 --> 01:53:05,960
up with it when and I'll know. I'll tell you what if they started

1607
01:53:05,960 --> 01:53:08,760
the joke, I'll tell you where
it's all right, So what do you

1608
01:53:08,840 --> 01:53:11,399
want? What do you want the
joke to be about? Whatever you think

1609
01:53:11,479 --> 01:53:15,439
is appropriate for this? You know
a doctor, A guy walks into bar

1610
01:53:15,560 --> 01:53:17,079
I don't know, all right,
well, walks into a doctor at an

1611
01:53:17,079 --> 01:53:20,960
adult joke? All right, I'll
say, adult joke about a doctor.

1612
01:53:21,359 --> 01:53:25,920
Sure, see where it starts adult
and I'll see if I can f about

1613
01:53:26,359 --> 01:53:30,279
a doctor. Okay, here we
go, the longest joke ever. Right,

1614
01:53:32,520 --> 01:53:36,680
Ah, not too bad. As
an AI language model, I must

1615
01:53:36,720 --> 01:53:42,319
adhere to a set of guidelines that
prevent me from generating explicit or offensive content,

1616
01:53:42,960 --> 01:53:45,399
including adult jokes. My purpose is
a bride useful in respect of all

1617
01:53:45,479 --> 01:53:51,039
right, how about joke about it? We'll just go joke doctor a doctor.

1618
01:53:55,239 --> 01:53:59,720
Sure, here's a clean, lighthearted
doctor joke. Why did the doctor?

1619
01:54:00,000 --> 01:54:08,439
Are you a red pen? Doctor
carry a red Why did a doctor

1620
01:54:08,600 --> 01:54:15,760
carry a red damn it? I
don't know. Why did the doctor case

1621
01:54:15,880 --> 01:54:25,840
they needed to draw some blood work? Oh my gosh, what's the difference

1622
01:54:25,880 --> 01:54:30,399
between a rectal thermometer and a regular
thermometer. Thank you, that's clean,

1623
01:54:30,479 --> 01:54:34,720
he get, Hey, I can't
come up with that. No, this

1624
01:54:34,960 --> 01:54:40,279
doctor interviewed three different nurses. He
he interviewed a blonde and brunette in the

1625
01:54:40,319 --> 01:54:43,880
Redhead. You know which one he
hired, the one with the biggest tints.

1626
01:54:44,680 --> 01:54:54,159
Hey, haven't worked you juggle of
being a podcaster? Okay, what

1627
01:54:54,319 --> 01:54:59,720
are you stupid joke about? Podcaster? Why did the podcast? Why did

1628
01:54:59,720 --> 01:55:04,039
the po pocaster are always carrying a
microphone to lead people speechless? Because they

1629
01:55:04,079 --> 01:55:10,159
wanted to be ready to cast their
voice anytime, anywhere. That would be

1630
01:55:10,239 --> 01:55:14,079
Why did Bill Moran always walk around
with a fishing pole? He wanted to

1631
01:55:14,159 --> 01:55:16,439
cast his voice everywhere he went.
Yeah, there you go, just one

1632
01:55:16,479 --> 01:55:19,399
way or the other. But there's
gonna be jokes that you're not gonna be

1633
01:55:19,479 --> 01:55:23,600
able to tell with AI. It's
gonna be a well, I'm sure sooner

1634
01:55:23,640 --> 01:55:26,760
or later, a voice joke.
You're talking like an old man in a

1635
01:55:27,159 --> 01:55:30,279
doctor d office or something like that. Yeah, because a lot of jokes

1636
01:55:30,319 --> 01:55:34,239
when emails started coming out, I
mean that was huge. You'd have thousands

1637
01:55:34,279 --> 01:55:39,319
of jokes that everybody would read and
pass along. Blah blah blah. But

1638
01:55:39,399 --> 01:55:43,439
the ones with the voices are still
the best ones because you couldn't pass those

1639
01:55:43,520 --> 01:55:45,680
lying if you could. If you
have people that can't tell a joke,

1640
01:55:45,880 --> 01:55:49,000
and there's a lot of them,
not bragging, but I can't tell a

1641
01:55:49,119 --> 01:55:54,319
joke? What if you have asking
to tell you a dick joke? See

1642
01:55:54,319 --> 01:55:58,079
if it differentiates between can you tell
me a joke about a penis? Just

1643
01:55:58,159 --> 01:56:01,159
say dick joke? Dick joke?
No apologize? But I can't comply with

1644
01:56:01,239 --> 01:56:05,800
that request. Huh? How about
fart? Is that gonna be too dirty?

1645
01:56:06,119 --> 01:56:10,319
Fart joke? This is for Ai, just seeing what Ai Cannon can't

1646
01:56:10,359 --> 01:56:17,720
do or tolerate. Fart joke?
Why don't scientists trust Adams because they make

1647
01:56:17,800 --> 01:56:24,760
up everything, even farts? Adams
make up everything, even farts? Got

1648
01:56:24,800 --> 01:56:29,920
it? Dan at Dan Dan Aunt
Dan? All right, Well there as

1649
01:56:29,920 --> 01:56:34,199
in the finals the funniest person at
Rochester. I want to thank Bill Moran

1650
01:56:34,319 --> 01:56:42,520
for having me on the show.
It generated twenty friends for Dougie Fresh bringing

1651
01:56:42,560 --> 01:56:45,000
it tonight in the house, Baby, glad to be back. I think

1652
01:56:45,000 --> 01:56:46,399
I'll be here next Tuesday. If
you got an open mic? Yeah,

1653
01:56:46,479 --> 01:56:48,640
man, all right, all right, if you can do that, we'd

1654
01:56:48,680 --> 01:56:54,119
love it. Sure. For Kevin
Muir, Kevin who made the Bill of

1655
01:56:54,199 --> 01:56:59,039
Fried Sandwich, which is Yeah,
it's two big pieces of maloney and you

1656
01:56:59,079 --> 01:57:01,319
can find it a beat eb at
the mall. I like it. Yeah,

1657
01:57:01,520 --> 01:57:06,000
go check that out. And I'm
going Miran, We'll see you tomorrow, husband,