Mac, can you think back to the last time that, as you were
doing something you said to yourself, I've made a huge mistake. Oh that's
a great question, because I it. I think through a lot of stuff
before I go and actually do something. I'm pretty well thought out, not
very spontaneous these days. So off the top of my head, no,
nothing, nothing comes up. I'm so calculated though, Mac. It's more
laziness than anything. So yesterday I was going to take my son to a
movie. I got a pass for Garfield, a little screening, gonna impress
him, be like, hey, I want to check out Garfield Brag.
And ahead of time had to have some lunch. I said, do you
want to have some Dave's Hot Chicken? He keeps seeing billboards for Dave's Hot
Chicken. He was like, oh my god, Dave's Hot Chicken. So
we went and as we were ordering, him like just give him the dullest
flavor, and just give me whatever the hottest flavor is. And they're like
reaper, like yeah, whatever it is. And they gave me a sh
sheet of paper to sign and I'm like, oh, that's kind of cute.
So I signed the paper. We sit down, I take a couple
of bites of this chicken and immediately know that it is going to come out
of me. I have never been the adventurous type when it comes to hot
food. Goo. I hit my limit around Buffalo mild, that type of
stuff, because then I start sweating. Anyways, I turn red. Anyways,
I can't do that's my upper limit. I can't handle the spice level.
So I don't know why if you're trying to have a nice Sunday with
your son, why you would torture it just before a movie? Mind you
right? And I'm pretty sure that I've had this specific sandwich in the past.
I think I just ate it slower, like I took my time when
I was eating it, but the way I kind of scarf this down.
As we were then walking to the theater, I'm sweating. My mouth is
all red from the heat, and I'm like, oh, no, I've
made a huge mistake. And then I brought my son into the bathroom stall
with me and he had to sit there horror as I was throwing up Jesus
CHRISTO. That's why he didn't like the movie. Oh he's taking about the
movie because he was thinking about his dad losing his soul in the toilet for
the whole thirty minutes you were there. No, no, So I will
say this, and I think we're allowed to share spoilers, not spoilers,
but like a review of this movie. Garfield is a mashed potato sandwich.
It stinks good. I texted you this a little bit earlier. I think
I've seen nineteen movies on the year now, maybe eighteen, and almost half
of them have been dog shit. Yeah, different levels of dog shit,
some diarrhea, some solid, but still dog shit. And as much as
I have liked Dune, this has been a pretty bad year for movies so
far. Yeah. And I was actually going through the schedule of movies coming
up earlier because I'm I don't want to brag, but I you know,
tease movies at work. You know what's coming out this weekend. And I
was writing them mount and I'm like, uh, oh, we're hitting a
real bad patch and this last good patch wasn't that right? Yeah, it's
it's gonna be by the end of the year. We might have trouble rounding
out a good four for for the Goody Vault. And then speaking uh once
again of being at that movie on Sunday. The most excited my son,
my three year old son, was with the Garfield movie was when I said,
do you want to leave about an hour in? It's yes, yes,
I do one good, three yeah, Jos three. King of Queen
MARYL. Street entered time go and I am Mecai Pheiffer. Want you take
your white ass back? Cross eight miles paying the pie piper? All the
pain inside amplified by the fact that I can't get bye with my nine to
today we are discussing eight mile eight mile was I believe and I'm not even
joking, even though I'm giggling while I'm saying it like a seminal movie in
the childhoods of Goo and I. It came out in two thousand and two,
the beginning of our eighth grade year. So Goo and I are thirteen
years old. A piece soon to be fourteen also point out that we are
white males, white males. Yeah, so eminem, and there's no shame
in this eminem. Certainly, whatever level of fans we were of rap prior
to eminem, eminem double triple quadrupled that it just made it more accessible.
That's just simply a fact. And also at thirteen, fourteen years old.
You were so suggestible, like you could so easily fall into trend, just
so easily do this, so easily do that. It was just this movie
hits at the absolute perfect time for good. And I think this might be
the first movie and maybe the only movie that I stepped out of it being
like I think I should do that. It's one of those things where you
know, there's just there's that all time online clip of I just want to
do a hood rat ship with my friends. Yeah, And that's that's the
feeling you get leaving this movie. Like I thought to myself, imagine a
life where around every turn there's a rap battle. Once a week, you're
going to defend your honor. No, And like all I knew in my
head was that as long as it rhymes, that's good. That's a start.
That's a start, as long as it rhymes. Now, Mac,
let me ask you, how did you see this movie at first? So
I, if I recall correctly, it was a group of like five or
six of us, and we had to have someone's older sisters for us at
Fresh Pond Movie Theater in Cage and that's how we got in. And the
sister didn't even come in with us. She had a cup with us to
buy the tickets so that we could get in. I went with my father
and my younger sister corn Yep. We both loved Eminem. My dad liked
Eminem. I think my dad liked the story of the movie. It's a
pretty good story. Obviously, there is a sex scene that was extremely awkward,
two of them. Yeah, so uh yeah, it was quite something.
Yeah, but it was a movie that we had to see. If
I didn't see it, I don't know what would have happened. Yeah,
And speaking to that and our age, our demographic, should I say I
think at least two thirds, if not three fourths, of our eighth grade
yearbook, our middle school yearbook, our class listed their favorite movie males and
females as Lose Yourself or as an eight mile, and favorite song as lose
Yourself. I actually had my song as eight mile I Wanted to be Different.
That's a good song too, though. Yeah. It just absolutely dominated
that school year for us, and we liked eminem anyways, but if you
if you saw that movie already loving Eminem, it just took it to the
nth degree. And really it's just like the Eddie Murphy joke from Raw where
he said as soon as Italian saw Rocky, they suddenly thought that they could
fight as soon as I saw him, Like I can fucking freestyle, I
can rap battle people. I was trying to remember. I don't think my
Space was quite out yet. This might have been right before my Space,
but it's in that era of Internet and uh in what we would be influenced
by. I was very much what some folks might call a poser. Then
there's there's a worse word for it, but I there There is certainly records
of me wearing like a bandana under a sideways cap, like I was like
living that life. I did that for at least one summer. Yeah.
Yeah, I thought I was the coolest cat out there. So I call
it my White Chocolate era. That's that's really defined that. That was my
rename. I had dog tags made on the eighth grade DC field trip that
said white Chocolate, although I misspelled chocolate. I did two a's instead of
two o's. They're so dumb. That's really great for me. So that's
really where where we're at really. And also Mac, I took a cue
from this movie and I said to myself if and when I get into a
rap battle, I'm gonna attack myself first, because if I attack myself first,
what's the other person gonna do? Right? Right? I honestly think
there's a generation of people molded by that final rap battle or like, I
gotta get out ahead of this. I gotta be stef I gotta be self
detrimental here. And we need to point out right now before we say anything
else, the final twenty five minutes to thirty minutes of this movie is that
when the rap battle at the shelter starts up again. Yeah, A plus
cinema, dude. I would argue ninety percent of this movie is a plus
cinema. It's I don't know going back and watch some of this. I
knew every scene that was coming up. Like I even said to myself ahead
of time, like do I have to rewatch this movie? I know this
thing point for point. I had such a good time. Really, I
guess my only issue with it is that while I knew all the point to
points, I think every scene went just a smidge too long. I don't
know. I don't know about that. It's just about a bunch of young
lings fucking wreaking havoc in the City of Details. Also, could you imagine
this? Could you imagine if when did we start the podcast nine years ago?
Sixteen? Okay, so what if I said to you, Mac,
I want to start this podcast. It's me this great sports podcast. We're
going to reach all these people, And as soon as my cousin turned on
the microphone, I just started throwing up everywhere. What kind of a start
to this career would we have? That's totally different though it is more is
it? It would be more akin to the first time we did something in
front of a live audience and you just started throwing up everything. No,
it's like, of Mac, Mac, we're gonna talk about the Mets pitching
versus the Cubs offense. That's harms And then they're like, dude, your
response, Oh, but you want to be a rapper? Okay, all
right? November eight, two thousand and two, that's the setting for eight
Mile. It hits theaters right before the Christmas season, A rated R drama
and music. I guess they just could call things music now. So I
don't know if it is music because it's like it's perfect. There's music weave
throughout and there's music overall. No, but the music is like it isn't
naturally flowing throughout, Like they take a battles no, but they take a
step off to the side to do it. And there's also a great like
ninety four ninety five soundtrack in here with some really good hip hop songs.
I've always thought of you as being a shook one great and they use it
again at the end for the rap battle beats. Yeah. Runtime of one
hundred and ten minutes, so it's a pretty crisp hour and fifty minutes.
There's not much waste of time in here. I don't know how crisp it
is. I'm not gonna live fuck you, fuck you, dickhead. Like
I think everything at the Shelter is amazing. I think the sex scenes are
great, but some of it is is a little repeat y. No.
I like the it's it's it's a it's essentially a day in the life but
a week, a week in the life of Jimmy Smith Junior, right,
but within like hours of things happening of like, oh I heard you choked,
that just happened. How do you hear about that? Well, it's
yeah, I mean word of mouth, you know everyone's playing telephone. Gude,
riddle me this. This is the most dumbfounding thing, and I didn't
know this. This might be the first time I ever went on Roddy T's
for eight Mile seventy five percent from the critics, which honestly is higher than
I thought it was gonna be. Yeah, fifty four percent from the audience.
How does eight mile have fifty four percent from the audience? Okay,
so I don't even care about that. I want to give the critics credit
here because I think what they realize is that while yes, he's kind of
playing himself, Eminem does a damn good job, a great job and also
seventy seven on metacritics. So yeah, the critics got this, and it's
a compelling story. It's a pretty well made movie for a guy basically telling
his life story on a So with that, I would like to now take
a kickflip off of my own point right there and ask why not just make
a bio pic? Oh, because I think you want some creative freedom to
make the story more compelling. That's an easy one, but yeah. But
all they really change, though, is that his daughter is now his sister.
They asked him to just have his normal colored hair to you know,
differentiate from his you know, blonde. So like, is it's really similar?
Why not just stick with what it is? I don't know if it's
really similar. It's it's the only main similarities is that he's a poor white
rapper coming up in a predominantly black industry. He lives in a trailer park.
His girlfriend is either pregnant or faking Pregnantory lied about it. I don't
know. There's a lot going on there with Pansacola. And then also,
uh, his mom, Greg won't go down on her. U. Kim
Basinger, is that how you pronounce it? Basing Yeah, more like Bassinger?
Right? I thought she's great as white trash. I love I love
Kim bas That's a butt double, right, we're assuming definitely Kim Basinger,
that's a butt, that's a fun a titty, or that's a butt double.
I'm saying butt double money on button double. Disagree again fifty four percent
from the audience. I don't know where that came from. And like,
not for nothing if you're looking like in the in the grand scope of like
musical artists that made a movie or acted in a pretty big budget movie that
weren't previously actors actresses M and M's on the shortlist for best job, like
Whitney Houston's up there too, Like ice Cube, Well, Boys in the
Hood, he's really good. Yeah, ice Cubes up there, there's three,
but there's there's not many where Like the fifty set movie is not very
good and he's not very good in it, but okay, I think think
the best comparison to this would be Private Parts with Howard Stern, where he
is first. Howard Stern's actually pretty good in that movie. He's playing himself,
but it's a you know, a heightened version of himself. And just
like Eminem at the end of this movie, Howard Stern at the end of
his movie said that was good, but I'm never doing this again. They
both said the exact same thing. Yeah, Curtis Jackson fifty sent went the
opposite way, but he also did a faithful adaptation of his life that was
more a biopic than anything else. Whereas this is loosely based on this is
like I don't know how to describe it. Like this is like when people
thought that Departed was about Whitey Bulger, but it was actually an adaptation of
a completely different story, just set in Boston. That's sort of what this
is to Eminem's life. This would be like if we did a movie about
this podcast, then we called it Mark and Drew Goo. Yes. Eight
Mile is written by Scott Silver, who has a pretty interesting resume. He's
only written like seven or eight movies over thirty years, but it's this,
The Fighter, The Finest Hours and Joker are four of them. That's a
pretty impressive resume for a man that's only written six, seven or eight things
upcoming. He's doing Joker Fond at the end of this year, and he's
doing the untitled hal Coogan biopics, so he's got a couple of decent things
on the horizon there. Writing pretty good in this now, I do think
I'm sure Eminem had a He doesn't get a writing credit, but I'm sure
he helped out with like the dialogue amongst the frets. Well, I also
think that they had to lean into how Eminem spoke as well. Yeah,
no doubt, and also like the second half of the movie, like just
right yelling next to all of his lines. A good This is directed by
Curtis Hansen. He did the hand that Rocks the Cradle also won Best Adapted
Screenplay, and he directed La confidentially with Kim Beasinger. Yep, damn right.
This was his biggest hit at the box office, though eight Mile made
one hundred and sixteen million domestically two hundred and forty two million worldwide, like
by far his most successful movie. So for a guy that's directed, I
think he's got twenty plus directing credits, eight Mile is his single most successful
one. Also, by the way, we did way too much research on
this movie, maybe the most research that we've ever done on any movie.
And one of the directors who was in the mix to direct this film was
Quentin Tarantino. Could you imagine that sex scene, both those sex scenes,
but the focus on the feet. I as much as I like Quentin Tarantino,
this movie would be worse. If Quentin Taranty, it would be a
lot weirder, weirder and worse. It would not have because this is like
crisp in pretty quick. Tarantino's eight Mile would have been two and a half
hours and there would have been some pretty weird shit in there. He was
working on kill Bill at the time. Yes, yes, there you go.
Synopsis follows a young rapper in the Detroit area, struggling with every aspect
of his life. He wants to make it big, but his friends and
foes make this odyssey of rap harder than it may seem. Pretty good,
yes, And you know what I love about it is that the entire movie
eminem is like, if I just win this rap battle at the shelter,
my life is all set. And then at the end of the movie he
does win it and nothing changes about his life. No, it's the vote
of confidence he needed. It's the boost for you. But also, but
also is there cash that you win? Do you win cash? You probably
get a little bit of a cash prize, I'm guessing because his friend Glasses
there was like, you can you can live off of this now He's like,
you, what are you doing? Go back to work? You just
won this rap battle. No, I think I think you probably get a
little bit of cake. Sure, But it's more so the confidence booster that
he needed to go and record his demo. You know he's got he's got
like a proof of concept now. And that's really what this movie is about,
because it just imagine living in Detroit where you have your winnings from the
Uh from the Rap Battles, and then your mother just on bingo, like
you can go to the Burlington Code Factory and living. I think that's why
I like this movie so much, though, is it just takes place over
a week. They don't give us the first twenty years of Eminem's life,
you know, it's just like you sort of can read into how he grew
up. They place you right in, drop you into a week in the
life. They give you a couple of compelling storylines, and you dip out
with a really satisfying ending. Clarence also just won three straight of these I
think, like three to five straight up Clarence. Yet that's his name.
His name is Clarence. He just and I don't think it's changed Clarence's life
at all. No, for Clarence, it's more of a power thing.
I think that a little bit of a power struggle there in Detroit Rock City.
You know. Clarence goes, He's like, why didn't you guys just
get a fucking divorce? Go? Yeah. This movie stars Eminem as Jimmy
Smith Junior aka Bunny Rabbit b Rabbit thumbs up. I For whatever reason,
I just look the rabbit. Nick name just works. I liked the little
story they give of when he was a little kid, he had big,
big teeth, like a bunny rabbit and that's how he got the name.
And apparently that was based off of the real life fact that his relatives called
him Mickey when he was younger, because apparently he looked a little bit like
Mickey Mouse. Can I point out how stupid that is? Well, what
are you gonna do? Mickey Mouse has a beautiful smile, he doesn't have
buck teeth. I was thinking more maybe big ears for Mickey Mouse. I
wasn't thinking smile wise. Oh, I that it was a sant thing with
like the buck teeth, or maybe it could have been a teeth thing.
I was thinking ears wise. If he had big ears, I would have
called him Dewey, like from Melcolm in the Middle. A real cool fun
fact about this movie, and for a guy that had never acted before,
the fact that he's in every single scene in this movie is really impressive.
Once again, that's what reminds me about him and Howard Stern. Howard Stern
is in every scene of his movie. Fair enough, That is fair enough.
I feel like Howard Stern would have had more creative control than eminem though,
but that's I feel like they both had the same amount of control in
their movie. And then that's so like h on the Howard Stern not to
go into like a different direction, but like actors have asked him, why
didn't you do more movies after this one? He is like, that was
too hard. I didn't want to do that anymore. Well, because most
actors aren't in every scene in a movie. That's that's why it's so hard.
So instead of two but also these two guys also aren't trained actors too,
So it's like like I want to go and be like a broadcaster again.
I want to go rap again. Because even while so when he wasn't
acting in this movie, he was writing music, he was writing the soundtrack.
Yeah, and beyond that, if you're not a classically trained actor,
Let's say you have a scene coming up the next day where you get to
memorize twenty lines. If you don't have a good process for that, that
might take you five hours instead of like an hour like a regular actor.
Yeah, because if you look at some of these scenes, Makai Pfeiffer had
the lines written on his forehead for him. Also in this movie, Goo
Kim Bezinger is his mom, Stephanie Mackay Pfiffer's future aka David Porter as he
gets called at one point. This character was based on Eminem's friend Proof Rip
Proof I think died in two thousand and six. Brittany Murphy is Alex,
who brings like the perfect skanky sex appeal to this role. She's great at
just being that's it's a perfect take on it, and go here's a little
fun fact that I didn't know until today. Yeah, she admitted on an
interview in Leedhiman, I don't know twenty years ago that they actually got romantically
involved during the filming of this movie. And I would say you can one
hundred ccent feel that in their sex scene. Yeah, she kind of has
like that uh lew Anne Platter voice going on in this too. Of course,
she voices Lewayne and King of the Hill like the deeper voice. Evan
Jones is cheddar Bob. A couple other people that read for this role Goo
Seth Rogan and Jason Siegel. Imagine if they casted both of those guys instead
and they just flipped them every scene. Siegle's too tall Seth Rogan would have
been interesting there. What if they casted both of them and they just had
they switched them every scene. Omar Benson Miller has Soul George, she's the
big dude. D'Angel Wilson as dj is, he's the preachy one gooster actually
brothers, although they don't I don't think say that during the movie. Uh,
Eugene Bird is wink son of a bitch, real good son of a
bitch, swindling everyone. Whether you grew up in the inner city or you
know, you grew up rich, there's always a wink type that you grew
up with that you don't really like. But every once in a while you're
like, all right, I'll try it, you know you old man.
I parked Ray Allen's car the other day. Yeah, did you? Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, exactly yeah. Taron Manning as Janine. She's only
in like three scenes, she's pretty good in them. Interesting to note here.
She's also in Britney Spears' movie from two thousand and two called Crossroads.
You also might know her as Pensacola from Orange is the New Black. Yes,
indeed, Chloe Greenfield as Lily, who did a couple of TV things
after this, but I don't think she acts anymore. That is, of
course Eminem's sister in this movie, who's she's probably like eight in this.
Michael Shannon is Greg Buell, who again is only in like two scenes,
but he's fucking great rate in the two scenes he's in. And I found
this earlier that the original choice to play Greg Gary Sonise, who would have
been great in that role too, because he's always great. He just would
have he would have looked older than Michael Shannon. Also, every of the
line would have been won't someone think of the troops? Goode? Anthony Mackie
is popa Doc aka Clearance. Uh. This is his first real role.
He had an uncredited TV appearance before this. This is his first fucking role
ever, and it's eight Mile, playing essentially the villain of eight Mile.
That's fucking epic. Gary Sinise also loves the moon. It's like a split.
Those are his two young favorite things. Uh. Some cameos here or
like the final the Rappers. Here we have Strike Sanders as lickety Split.
This is the fella who's who has corn rows and the headband not jacked.
Also, uh, he got jobbed during his rap at the end. We'll
talk about that at the end, though I don't know if I agree.
But Future kind of swayed the audience. But let's it's close to no Eminem
swayed the audience with his pale Future. Also Future gave him a little bit
of a home field advantage. I get that. But let me also ask
you, out of everyone here, out of all the rappers, lickety split
might be the worst name, right. I don't mind lickty Split. I
don't like lickety split. U we have nasehan Ox Breed, Love is Lotto.
This is the fellow with the cornraill Rose but jacked in the wife beater.
He's the second battle with Snoop Dogg got a boob job. Now you're
you've already kind of said this is that your rapping name would have been white
Chocolate. Yeah, for sure. Like I've had several nicknames. I think
I could do Jmac too. And now there's a famous porn star with that
who who stole my thunder? What do you think? Do you think big
rag Goo or Rooster is better? Rooster is way better better? Yeah,
Shamboo could have worked too. Oh I was Shamou at the time. Yeah,
Shamou would have worked. I think Rooster is the best of the b
I think Roos is the best. To get on Twitter and vote about goose
rap name, guys, tell us right now, what do you think my
best rap name was? Come on M's boy Proof who futures based off of
plays little Tick. That's the guy at the very beginning of the movie who
Eminem chokes against. Obi Trice cameos as one of the gimmicks. But yes,
yeh exhibit is the lunk struck rapper that gets put down by Eminem.
Great scene. I would send it out of all of the like random around
the corner rap battles, that's my favorite one, just for the line of
look at those boots, they're growing roots. By the way, if you
are maybe like twelve or fifteen years older than us, so maybe you were
like twenty five when this movie came out, and maybe Eminem missed you,
I don't know. I still recommend this movie. I still think it's like
a pretty good drama with good pacing. I think it's a good movie outside
of the Eminem's Let me ask you a question though, because the movie seems
to be lost on My wife is this a WPS white people shit. Yeah.
I don't know if it is because M and m's not white people shit,
because I mean it also might even be more pigeonholed into being WBS white
boy shit. Yeah, but we went so I guess it'll be more white
people because half the girls who went to school with also loved this. Maybe
you had to see it in two thousand and two to like it as much
as we do. I think it's a legit good movie. No, I
like it. I like it a lot. Yeah, that's a good that's
an interesting thing. I'm honestly surprised that Batty doesn't like it. Yeah.
I was watching it last night. She's like, what are you watching?
It's terrible? And I'm like, first off, how haven't you seen this?
You closed ticket easier? Take don't tell? I said that, can
you cut this from the podcast? Goo? The music in this movie,
like I alluded to before, is spot on. I love how at the
beginning, the Jimmy related stuff they show him right in a little bit.
How it's like incomplete Rhyde. You know that that scrap piece of paper was
sold for ten thousand dollars? Yeah, I got it later. You fuck
well I didn't first time. Your notes are fucking TLDR the way, too
many notes. Just fucking know that I covered everything? How about that?
All right? Fine? But yes on the bus when you see him scribbling
there at the beginning was the actual paper that he wrote Lose Yourself to that
ended up selling for ten thousand dollars on eBay in like two thousand and six
or something like that. Yeah. The soundtrack, outside of the M and
M stuff is awesome. It takes you back to like ninety four ninety five.
Some of the best songs from that era, great hip hop music,
especially when they go into the clubs. All of the original songs on the
soundtrack too, are great. So you have I think three or four eminem
songs. You have Wangster, but Wangsta is a or eer Wangster. Well,
no, no, it's something something something, it's fifty cents. Yeah,
it's the other one. It's the first one. Okay. Do you
not know the song? No, I'm hearing it in my head. I
thought they were the same song. No, it's the first song that made
him famous. Like this is where fifty cent broke with this song. Sing
it again. You say you were pump. That's not the same song no,
and I haven't heard that song in a long time. I'm making up
the words right now. Yeah, okay. And also a good exhibit song
on there. There's a good jay Z song on there. Score one for
Gou. Yeah. Ifamous League go on set, they needed a couple of
people for the rap battles during the movie. They held open auditions to pick
three or four extras to end up being in the rap battles, which I
just thought was really cool. You can see some of that on the DVD
some of the extra features they show some of those rap battles. Dude,
Lose Yourself won the Oscar for Best Original Song, first rap song to ever
win, and that actually opened up There's been a couple a few rap songs
since. I think that really legitimateized legitimized rap, at least in the eyes
of the academy, which is fucking weird. And also notoriously, Eminem didn't
show up because he didn't think he had a chance of winning and ended up
performing that song in twenty twenty at the Oscar. So that's a nice little
to admit there. And oddly enough, Gou, I think because his especially
his first album is a lot more rap and less hooks. Lose Yourself became
his first legit number one hit overall, not on the rap charts, but
overall, so that's a fun fact there. The movie soundtrack went to number
one and was the fifth best selling album of two thousand and two despite only
having two months November and December, so that's pretty good. We talked about
the paper getting sold. This movie made fifty one million dollars on its opening
weekend, becoming number one at the box office, beating Goo's third favorite movie
of all time, The Santa Claus two. You think about that, well,
my first favorite is Santa Claus three, of course, yeah, right,
and then second would be the Santa Claus the first one. I love
the Santa Clauses. And my favorite TV show is the Santa Claus Show that's
on right now. Sure that's a thing, definitely I knew about. Also,
fifty one million the second highest opening for an R rated movie ever behind
Hannibal at that point anyways, and then it got beat out next the second
its second week gup by Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets, also a
movie I very much enjoyed when I was thirteen years old, Speaking of the
DVD, I found out this week that I no longer own this movie and
or I can't find it. This was one of the first DVDs I ever
owned, and I was a little sad to learn that I couldn't find it.
So I still do own this DVD. It's in my attic, but
I did not want to plug my PS five in, so I went ahead
and I just rented it for four bucks. Yeah, I did the same
thing from Prime. And it's also only streaming for free on Stars, which
is ridiculous. I don't know how that happened. That's it was on Netflix
at some point. I definitely remember that. By the way, DVD salesmax
seventy five million dollars, and I think one of the reasons why is because
it had Superman the music video on there. Yeah, if you never got
a chance to watch the Superman music video, I don't do you think you
can watch that online now? As someone uploaded that Mariah drive through twice.
It's like an X rated music video. It's it's pretty nudy, features porn
star Gina Lynn, and it's the cold keyhole stuff. I was a big
fan of it. It's a big old orgy scene too. Own the DVD
there, Yeah, so for the extra rapt battles, but for the naked
yet mainly I mean I mainly bought it for the two sex scenes and the
music video. Also, I think what this movie deserves the most credit for
is spawning Malibu's Most Wanted and a new canned spaghetti sauce. There you go,
Mom's spaghetti. Yeah, and then he had that pop up a couple
of years ago where he actually served mops spaghetti, which is pretty good when
I get to the octagon or the decagne. But whatever number we got in
here, now, all right, mac fun factor and the real fun here
is the battles, specifically, I would say the shelter battles. I had
a blast rewatching this whole thing, and I think part of it is because
I remember back to like being a thirteen year old kid like this movie.
And there's movies that do this for certain time periods in your life, like
The Lion King brings me back to being like five years old and being traumatized.
This brings me back to being like thirteen years old talking to people on
aim like that sort of shit, So that that part is fun. Satisfactor
really, there might be nothing more satisfying in movie history than the final bat
I'm not even exaggerating. This is one of the most satisfying endings to a
movie ever. It's so fucking satisfying, the like the breadcrumbs were there.
When he's in the club and he's like and he hears a girl say,
oh, his real name is Claricce is like Clarence. No, that was
that was like when they were in like someone's basement or something in someone's basement.
Sorry, yeah, before that, and then right before the final rap
battle, cheddar Bob's like, are you worried what he's gonna say about you?
How like wank fucked your bitch and all that, And then he starts
thinking, so credit to cheddar Bob, the cheddar Bob, the alley is
always there, borometer. And I guess I had a little more bore than
obviously when I was younger, just going from point A to the end point
B, and I might have been a little I wasn't annoyed, but like
them playing up them winning this one rat battle as being life or death,
and then it ended up really meaning nothing. Really, you're missing the whole
thing. You you're missing the message behind eight mile, like how it's just
how obsessed he is with it. Small victories, okay, small fine whatever,
not an ounce of born here for me. I unabashedly love this movie.
I recognize it's incredibly predictable and it's not overly complicated, but I think
it's actually paced extremely well. And this might plant like a different one of
our things here, but like when they tried to get a little more complicated
with like you know, talking about like the Detroit landscape and like you know,
the guy who are the lady and all that stuff, and then they
burned down the house. Yeah in in Okay, all right, you know
Aquate down the house when you were thirteen, Aquator. It's better than Aqua
Man Halloween. Compared to the first time I saw this, I think I
had it when out like a forty when I first saw it at thirteen.
So yeah, it's waned a little bit, I guess, a little bit,
but it is. It's a legit movie. I get shotshak by every
time, so it really has it. Plemonade Mac. When life gives you
plemons, you make plemonade. And I think I guess I'll go with Britney
Murphy here. But I also really liked how whenever anybody insulted future Mackay Pfeiffer's
face, like h Brittany Murphy provides like the perfect love interest slash foil in
this. But the plemonade for me is cheddar Bob, cheddar Bob all time,
great character. Everyone's got a cheddar Bob and they're crew too. And
if you don't know who the cheddar Bob and your crew is, then you're
the cheddar Bob. All right, Mac, we added X factor last week,
but that's kind of stupid. I'm gonna throw that one away. Uh,
let's do something I like to call instead, uh, wrapped up real
nice? Whose story was wrapped up? The best? Not gonna answer this,
gud, I'm gonna say his mom she won Benghost. He's got thirty
two hundred bucks, which is like fifty five hundred in today's cash. There's
a lot of cash for it, and in Detroit that's like one point three
million. Buy a house even today, you could buy two trailers and stack
them on top of each other. Oh quick, double wide. Oh you're
talking double decker couch style, Yeah, but trailer max credit Uni. You
know who you're give him credit to It's gotta be eminem again. He's in
every scene of the movie. He doesn't get a nomination for this. I
think if he was more well liked at the time, if there wasn't as
much controversy surrounding him lyrics in his personal life, I think he could he
would have goneered a nomination like the last nomination in a year. I don't
know if I would go that far, but I would also say that I
think he's very good in this Yeah, phenomenal, absolutely phenomenal Pants ten City
Excite, bike Mania? What in this movie got you going? And for
me, it's just besides the sex scenes, the rapping at the shelter is
just like the beginning. Even the first guy that he battles, he's pretty
good, but those last three rap battles is just it's Martin Scorsese's cinema.
I'll say, baseline, every rapping scene, every at the little like underlying
score that's in half the movie. But my biggest pants tent scene other than
the sex scenes, because that's pretty clear, is the chintikis when they're rapping
in the parking lot. Ten Freaking Girls, ten ten ten Freaky girls.
My favorite favorite scene in the whole movie. I'm surprised you don't do that
more. I can't tell you how many times I've that in real life,
and maybe Morty will pick up on it. Almost no one picks up on
what I'm referencing, and I'm like, how how do you not know what
I'm referencing? For those of you tarty to the Mac and Goo party,
we rate everything on a forty hot dog rating system, and I would say
truly one of ten movies growing up that like had a real influence on me.
Something that walking out, I'm like, I'm gonna be a rapper.
I'm gonna wrap battle everyone I see now. I'm gonna buy a dictionary.
I'm gonna buy a Theosaurus. No one's gonna stop me. I looked at
myself in the mirror, and I said, how can I take aim at
myself? What are my enemies gonna look at me and say, I'm gonna
get that. I'm gonna get myself first. I'm gonna make sure of this.
This movie is great. I'm not sure the last time that I saw
this full movie prior to watching it yesterday, but I have at least seen
these rap battles at least once a year since, Like, I have gone
out of my way to watch the final half hour and it is just some
like that's my favorite stuff, like that final the final rap battles, and
like I said, future kind of sways the audience a little bit. But
I fucking love it. I love it so much. The in between scenes
might not have had the same effect as me on me as they as they
might have in the past. So I'm looking at like thirty thirty four.
Oh my god, I came into this. I came into this with thirty
three. But you have really You've really opened my eyes again. I think
thirty four is like baseline pretty good. It's a B. I think I
think it's a B. Yes, I'm trying to be realistic about that.
No, you're not, No, you are not. I'm looking at your
shit there. You're not being realistic. There's a clear bias in here from
White Chocolate. But even if you look back at lists from two thousand and
two, like ten Best Movies, this was on a lot of people's lists.
I'm trying to look back versus you know, in its era in two
thousand and two, The Two Towers forty dog movie, no doubt, best
movie of the year. I think you have Minority Report, which was pretty
close, roughly a forty dog movie for me. I fucking love that movie.
Catch Me if you can probably better than this Other than those three,
which were our three other nominees when we did the vault for this year,
I would probably take this movie over every other movie from that year. Oh,
we forgot to give a credit for spawning Yomama with Wilmer Valderrama and Wilding
Out. You had Roads Perdition, which some people love as an all timer,
no doubt, but I would prefer this. You're the first spider Man,
Sam Reimi. Spider Man came out that year, Signs great movie,
Insomnia, So it's I think it's in the conversation for best probably six,
top six or seven on the year. Did Catch Me if you can come
out that year? Yeah? Two thousand and two, Yeah, I have
this at thirty eight. Hot Dogs Gooo. It's not an all timer,
but in any given year it could finish in the top No, but for
you, is it an all timer? Yeah, like no doubt. But
if I were gonna if I were to make a list of one hundred greatest
movies, this wouldn't be anywhere near the top forty year five. But also,
can you name me another movie that you walked out being like, that's
what I want to do? I would be hard pressed to come up with
one higher on that list than this one. Again, separate from the M
and M stuff and the white chocolate stuff, the pacings phenomenal. The drama
is great, the music is awesome. It perfectly defines and captures like two
thousand and two. I think it's a great movie. Who thinks it's a
very good movie or a pretty good movie? No, but I also think
the bookends of it are fucking amazing. And you know me, this is
what it is more than anything. Goo. I am a sucker for a
satisfying conclusion, and this is the most satisfying. But even the beginning with
him, you know, not being able to go on stage, choke,
choke, choke. All right, well let's get to the timeline then,
yeah, how about that. Also, just realizing spoilers if you haven't seen
this movie, yeah, hours ago we opened Detroit nineteen ninety five. Uh
you hear shook ones in the background, see b rabbit in the bathroom mirror
kind of like trying to get it together, fucking throws up vomits on his
sweater. Bouncer won't let him back in until Future vouches for him, So
you're like, even the people at the shelter don't want Jimmy there. We
find out his ex girlfriend has claimed she's pregnant. He gave her the car.
He's going to move back in with his mom an eight mile. Uh.
We kind of figure out Papa Dox like the king of the shelter.
He's the host. You see the choke choke choke line that Papa Do's not
the host. Future's the host. Oh sorry, yeah, Papa Docks the
king futures the host. That sets the characters like down a very good path
for the rest of the movie. Uh. When he finally gets back to
his mom's trailer, he walks in on his mom riding cowgirl on Greg Buell.
Great scene, and you sent a perfect thing. Let me see it
was from Cinema Sins. Let me grab the exact quote here. What did
they say? Cinema Sins is a pretty good take up of this movie.
I got rid of it to not have a naked but on my one second,
Okay, I have it from your text, give me a second,
all right, all right, Cinema said said Also, it's not like Jimmy's
quiet as he walks in there, but his mom doesn't even turn around to
see who's coming in the front door as she's letting someone else come in her
front door. Yeah, Greg's the one that notices she keeps riding. It's
fucking incredible. Yeah. Also, him and Greg Buell went to the same
school. Yeah, but Greg was three years older. Again, Kim Besiger
is great as white trash in this. We meet his sister Lily. Then
we meet Wink, who's promising Jimmy the world. He's an over promiser,
under delivered, just classic. Also, we figure out that Wink doesn't really
like the shelter, probably because know what, the shelter really likes Wink.
Then we meet Brittany Murphy's all outside the factory. And also one of my
sneaky favorite scenes is the double Bird because he's trying to flip off his boss
flips her off. She flips it back right then and there you're like,
oh, Alex gets it. I'm in on Alex. And then go my
second favorite scene of the movie outside of the Chintiki scene the Sweet Home Alabama
remix. My name is Jimmy, his name is Greg Buell me him and
you. We went to the same school and Future it's the school the same
time that Jimmy does because he gets it. He understands Rat. You know,
he knows what's coming. Yeah, it's that kid rock song right A
live man a trailer. Uh. We find out when caing Future fucking hate
each other, we get a couple Biggie Tupac references, which is always fun.
Again, the freestyle circle outside of the Chintiki is my favorite scene in
the In the whole movie, I quote it way too many times. No
one ever understands what the fuck up quoting. They get in a quick fight
with the free world there, uh cheddar Bobb yells yeah, fuck the free
world. And this is where we get the first instance of you need to
take your white ass back across eight mile. Another thing that I quote all
the fucking time. I say it almost every day. Also in this movie,
Future keeps on telling Jimmy that as soon as Jimmy wins a rap battle,
three one three or the three one third, is that what their group's
called? Yeah? Three one three it's easy living for them, Like that's
it. As soon as this happens, their reputations through the roof. I
don't know if it did anything. I don't. I think you're putting you're
putting words in future's mouth. Three I'm not that's exactly what he's saying.
And then we get a couple of minutes later the scene where Eminem pulls the
Yui, gets out and starts to fight with Free World. That's where Chetta
Bob shoots himself in the leg, and we cut the scene of the car
where he asks Jimmy if mc bob is a good rap name. Uh back
at work you Jimmy smokes exhibit at that lunch truck, and that makes Alex
so moist. They got to immediately run into the factory. Fuck. I
will say that Cinema Sin's also did a great takeup of like so for a
break, you get thirty men minutes. He waited in line to get his
uh deviled eggs for so long, then he went outside and did a rap
battle. Then he had sex for what feels like forever. How long are
these breaks? I probably was probably about thirty minutes. Crammed that all in
in thirty minutes he did like, I don't even know if he got to
eat. Actually, he was probably pretty hungry that day, especially after sex.
Not on those boiled eggs that are for the defending machine disgusting. Uh
and then uh not too many minutes later, he fucking finally makes it to
the studio to meet Wink. Was he fine? Go his boy Wink fucking
his girl Alex? They hadn't know what was going on because they knew Jimmy
was coming. Excuse me, I know you must just threw up. That's
how upset this makes me. Yeah, I think this was a little bit
of Alex testing be rabbit here, like I know you might catch us,
but this is fun for me as a thirteen year old, I was I
rashly upset in the theater. I was like, how dare you? Motherfucker?
And then minutes later we get like the scare scene quote unquote of the
movie with a Free World, with a Wink holding the fucking ice back on
his face, comes and beats the shit out of him in front of his
little sister, which is like hard to watch. She's screaming Jimmy from the
trailer. It's like hard to watch it's not great. I don't like that
scene though. It's like, wink, grow up. Yeah, seriously,
you gonna have your friends beat him a fucker? Yeah, if you deserve
it. Wake deserved his beating. Wake. If you want to fight him,
fight him, yeah, fight, fight like a man. His mom
wins Bengo thirty two hundred. Huzzah. They get they're gonna get a double
decorationd How much money is she putting into the pot that she's gonna get thirty
two It must be a massive banquet hall that they're doing bingo in, because
that is a lot of money. Yeah. The combination of him getting his
ass beat and then running into Alex again and her kind of taunting him about
not going back to the shelter finally motivates him enough to go back and redeem
himself. Uh so we get we set the scene for like the final act
at the shelter. And this is where you took a note here from a
from a Papa Doc line. At this point we should have all said,
maybe Papa Doc isn't a great insult rapper. He said to Cheddar Bob and
to Jimmy, it looks like a handicap convention. In here. Yeah,
he really smoked them. You're gonna they have anything more clever. You're the
three time champ of this rap battle. I don't know why he keeps saying
three either. I don't know where you're getting that number for. It's at
least three, I bet, I bet it's like a month. Yeah,
I'd say probably. If it's a month, he doesn't have to do it
anymore. What's he doing? I think he's gonna retire. Yeah, his
friend with the glasses suggested that he retired after winning it once. First battle
rap. On the evening he gets Lickety Split, and the whole audience is
like, ooh, this almost seems like lickety Split was maybe underseated. I
don't know how they do the seedings. Might have been some controversy back in
in ninety five. Uh, lickety Split, pretty good job. But Eminem
uses his own line against him at the end of his and walks his eight
is his white ass back cross eight mile. I think that's what puts Eminem
over the top. But the crowd didn't understand that reference. Yeah they did.
They didn't know that callback. It was a callback to something earlier in
the movie. No Lickety Split says it in his in his in his rap
it yeah he does, all right, my bad on that. But I
would also say that as soon as eminem I'm sorry, it's not eminem.
As soon as Jimmy finished his rap, future just a means like, that's
that, that's it, that's it. It's over because he just showed his
white ass because he just finished his rap. You gotta let people know.
You gotta get people. You gotta give you the thirty seconds. Take a
step back, consider the first rap, think about it, and way,
all right, guys, let's see what come. Let's see a show of
hands for licking down. Let's see a show of hands for be a rabbit.
I think I could host this. I think I could host this.
Don't get me wrong. It was close. Lickedy got it, and then
he's faced up against Lotto, who is also got corner, but it's more
jacked. He gets hit with the leave of the beaver line, and then
at the end of that he's like, oh, the leave the beaver line
almost killed me. But he spins it back on him good, which is
obviously a common theme leading up to his final battle with Papa Doc. He
said I think you were a little hard on the beaver. So is Eddie
Haskell, Wally and Miss Cleaver pointing to the Free World, which a great,
great fucking line, and then he basically tells him he's he's a he's
a roted out freak. And he's also like, you're saying the same same
shit he did, AKA, you don't have anything else on me, and
then he beats him. Then we set up for what is like such a
satisfying moment that Papa Doc is like, let this bitch go first. Like
I can't even think of any Rocky movie, any like Karate Kid, any
Final Showdown, uh Usa, Verus, Russian Miracle, Mighty Ducks. I
can't think of anything more important than this one final rap battle. And it
starts so perfectly. Now, well he stands tough. I notice that this
man did not have his hands up. It's like perfect. Fuck. The
Free World three started with a chant for if you want to win a rap
battle, just fucking chance. I am white, I am a fucking buck.
I do live in a trailer with my mom My boy future is an
uncle Tom. I do got a dumb friend named cheddar Bob who shoots himself
in his leg with his own gun. I did get jumped by all six
of you chumps, and wake did fuck my girl. I'm still standing hands
screaming Fuck the Free World. Seminal moment in my lifetime. Then he brings
it back though, yeah, but I know something about you. So good.
The lady says it, it's so good. Went to brook it's a
private school, and Clarence's parents have a real nice marriage, and everyone's like,
boo, fuck you, you suck. It's so good. It's so
fucking good. Like what an insult? Oh, your parents love each other,
you only have one Christmas? You loser? Uh, it's so good.
Fuck the Free World three one three, and then he exchanges the bird
with Alex again. Then we get to your favorite line of the movie,
where it Is tells him you're the man now dog, you ain't got to
work, and he's like, no, I didn't make any money off that.
I need to buil money. I love. Right after he says that,
the beginning of Lose Yourself starts playing and he's like, nah, I
gotta go back to work, and he starts walking down the alley and Lose
Yourself plays us out in the theater. Fucking amazing. Then he jumps in
the air with his hand and it goes into a freeze frame. The final
Yeah, you're right, the final, like twenty minutes of this movie is
just fucking eight thousand hot dogs. It's so fucking good. It's so good.
I think I'm good with the be I think that cool. I'll put
it this way. I tried really hard to not give this forty hot dogs.
I was very objective. Thirty eight hot dogs. That's pretty good.
Max and Maxac could be anything, that could be a boat and Mac.
As the weather gets hotter, we are coming upon Freeze Pops season. So
I need to ask you. There are six colors in a box, the
old traditional box, whatever you want to call them, freeze pops, otter
pops, ice pops, ice pops. Tell me which colors are you going
to first? I don't even care what the flavors are because there's an argument
always, Well, that's blue res or, that's caught in candy, that's
tropical pups, that's watermelon. The flavor is the color, Yeah, the
flavor is the color. Yeah, no doubt about that. To me,
there's a clear top three, and I don't know. I actually haven't had
a free pop in so long, so I'm not confident with my number.
I just bought them. So yes, Uh, but blue, green,
and pink clearly head and shoulders above the other three. No, no,
no, I think the clear two that are above the other three is blue
and pink. Oh see, I would lean if James gun to my head,
shot gun to my balls, I'd go green and blue with pink.
Third. Want to hear me out real quick, Okay, I think that
green is the licorice of freeze pops. You either love it or you hate
it. That's probably purple. Purple, I believe is delicious because it tastes
like medicine. It's the worst flavor though, so I think that it's better
than red. Though I think that red. Hear me out, shut the
fuck up. Red is the most consistent flavor, like, you know what
you're getting with red, but it's never one that I'm seeking out. Red
is clearly fourth, ahead of orange. That is clearly fifth. Purple is
clearly sixth. And then in my homes as a child, purple and orange
were always the last two. I still like them, but clearly the bottom
two. And my parents' home right now from when I was a child.
There are still green ones. Oh I'm going over there tomorrow. You can
have those twenty year old freeze pops. It's still good, right. And
also, I think that orange and red are closer than what you're making them
out to be. I think they're pretty similar. Yeah, four than fifth,
but you can flip them. I wouldn't flip them. I think red's
better than orange, but I think they're clearly fourth and fifth. You can
make that the middle tier if you want. Now, I'll even say this
is that I prefer pink over blue, but I'll give you the edge of
blue over pink, because I those are the two best those you're gonna make
our list. Blue would be number one, then, yes, our combined
list, and then pink would be number two. Where would you rank green?
So green would be my last one, but because you have it number
two, it would end up being three. Probably it might be number one
on my list. So yeah, it would be three, and then red,
red, and orange would be fourth and fifth in some order. And
then purple, red and orange would be tied for fourth act because I have
purple, I think at three, Oh what I like purple a lot at
three, though, yes, Oh my god, it tastes like medicine.
I love medicine. I'll tell you what. We would be a good split
though, if we had to eat free spots together, because you can take
blue, we would get half the pinks. Okay. So say if we
say, if we opened a box of twenty four, let's say how many,
So this six flavors. So let's say if we had a box of
eighteen. This works out perfect. Three flavors. Need to know, make
it even number? Make it no, no, let's make it an odd
number. Wait for it. Okay, So if it was an odd number,
would open the box. You would get two blues. I would get
two pinks, would each get one of each. Then you would get all
three greens. I would get all three purples, and then we would work
out the rest. That might work. Yeah, the math works out pretty
well. It might. I'm also saying that most likely they're gonna sell them
in a twenty four pick, so that was kind of pointless. I would
like one of every flavor, though. Let me make that clear. Oh
but you don't like purple. No, I like purple. It's just clearly
six. You just talked to them, would you fucking hate it purple.
No, I said, it's clearly six. I like it though, I
just like it about you. I like them all. It's like skittles,
I like them all. Purple is just clearly the worst one. You eat
them, did you like mash them up first and then like eat them as
a fine slush. You know what I really liked was taking an extra long
cut of the top and eating that little little bite at first, you know,
like a like a little costcoat taste teaser right there. You know what
I used to do as a kid. And this makes no sense. So
you usually buy them when they are just juice. Yeah, you put them
in the freezer. They freeze over, and then what I would do is
I would sell science works. But then I would take them out of the
freezer, wait until I turn back into juice, and then drink it.
No. I did like though, if you grabbed like six or eight,
because you're not just getting like two, you're getting a handful in a paper
towel, and by like the third one, the fifth, sixth, seven,
the eighth, worns are getting pretty juicy, so you're getting like a
different texture with each freeze pop as you go along. Would you ever mix
the colors. Oh yeah, yeah, did that quite a few. Sometimes
I would intentionally not drink the bottom bits of juice and then by the end
make one long thing of juice. You are a mad scientist. Yeah all
right, guys, so head over to Twitter right now. Tell us your
favorite freeze pops, tell us what you think our rap name should be,
and then just you know, tell good that you're sorry that he threw up
yesterday. And I bet in two thousand and two I ate a shit ton
of freeze pops while watching eight Mile. Yeah guaranteed, MC freeze Pop.
That's a terrible dame. I think Rooster's your best name. All right,
thank you? Uh, head over, I just did that. Mac.
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back. I have had I had multiple meatball subs since I saw you tweet
out meatball subs. Look, I have a feeling that when I eat my
meatball subs this summer, it's gonna be all homemade ones, because I think
I make them better than most stores. I would agree that you can make
a better one at home than like ninety five percent of restaurants. Yeah,
like, I love my sauce. I love my balls. Just the ad
effect. Some places do it, the ad effect that if you just put
a little garlic butter and turn it into like a pseudo garlic bread with the
meatball sub just puts it over top. But also, and not every place
does this. Most places will provolone. Then you go with the nice I
like and mozzarella. I like a blanket of provolone. Yeah, sometimes the
mutts, but definitely for sure the sprinkle of the pecorino romano. Oh ah,
palmersan sorry not mozzarella. It's palmersan I like the Pecorino romano. No,
I do both. I'm unstoppable. So guys tweet us out your photos
of meatball subs all summer long. And also, I forget who asked me.
They're like, wait a second, isn't this the spring? No summers
started when June two hit the theaters. Summer kind of starts this week.
We're getting eighty degrees this week. Damn straight acs will be going up.
I'm gonna try and not drop it out my window. Good luck, So
Tuesdays or goosdays? I abuse kangaroos. The team Barton, please flip the
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