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Oh, after ten o'clock on a
Tuesday means it's time for Tuesday's tool.

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Where we have one tool, two
tools, zero tools? I don't know,

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Dave Jennings, let's answer that question, gentlemen. What do I love

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when it comes to scouring this planet
for tools? Ridezilla's indeed, but this

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isn't one of those. Oh,
let's call this guy Bill, Hey,

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Bill, thanks for listening, he
said. My brother married Cat. Cat

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is difficult to get along with.
In general, everyone in the family has

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said some type of drama with her. My drama with her involved her being

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extremely rude about food that I made
for a party. In general, she's

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just unpleasant to be around. Well, the family has taken a step back

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from my brother and Kat. We
really only see them now for family holidays.

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My mom dislikes her and avoids her. This is where the issue starts.

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My brother and Kat asked Mom to
pet sit. She told them no.

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A large fight ensued. I asked
Mom about it. She said,

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I don't want to pets it because
she's gonna find something wrong with something that

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I do. It's not worth the
hassle. So my brother now is calling

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other people and they're also turning him
down. I got a call and he

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went on a rant about how no
one wants to help and how Mom has

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turned the entire family against him.
I was honest. I told my brother,

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Mom's not the problem. It's your
wife. She's the common denominator with

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all the family drama and people don't
want to put up with her bs.

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He called me a jerk, and
I'm wondering if I'm the tool he married

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a bitch. Oh my word,
you can't say the be world, what

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are you doing? I'm sorry,
it's twenty twenty one where you married a

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bitch? Dude, Oh my gosh, Tony. And and look, it's

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if everyone is in you know,
the conclusion is I'm not and they're not

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even attacking her like look, I
don't want to put up with it,

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right, You're you're just too much. We're done here. He expects the

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rest of the family to be wrong. It's not my wife, it's everyone

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else. I don't understand how,
guys, I guess I can. It's

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the power of you know what I
don't know. It also starts with a

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p yes, and it's not Parsley
No. What is whisper it? You

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know you want cheer to walk up
and slap him and go snap out of

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him and hey, uh it's but
am I wrong here? No, not

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at all. But if you're this
guy, he probably knows right deep down

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he's just defending her. How does
he handle it? Say, honey,

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moving forward, you need to change. See I wouldn't. I'm not getting

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good on advice in this situation.
It's not my arena because I have the

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most beautiful, compassionate, most understanding, louder wife. No beautiful tour if

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you ask me, now, is
that a band name? Beautiful Cure?

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Yeah? Oh man, she's all
good stuff. She's driving to Frankfort right

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now. All right, I got
you? Hang on, we get this

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band ever ever brings up your chewing. I can't. I can't. Oh

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no, no, she it's soothing. I got I wish I could record

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her chewing. You could be like
a white noise alarm clock. What is

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well? Some people like the beach
and some people like kidding. He's gonna

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end up choosing this girl over his
entire family and friends. Yep. They're

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gonna kind of hide out together and
pretend the rest of the world's against him.

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How's your brother doing? I don't
know. I'm seeing him in two

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years. Yep. Beautiful him.
No really, So is she just a

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b word to everyone else but him? No? No, no, no,

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no, I'm sure she is to
him. And he's just he's just

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again, he's blinded by the booty. He's probably with these beta males.

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He's blinded by the booty. You
know. It's the power of the you

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know what, and it just and
again. So he is wrapped up like

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a douche. The craziest ones have
that power, trust me. Uh so,

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yeah, he's he's Uh. That
family's done. I mean the other

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the rest of the family will be
fine, but that brother and the new

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wife bye bye. And the pet
sitting thing, I mean putting it could

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be a young, large dog and
it's like, I can't do that for

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a week. No, it's not
even matter the dog or the cat.

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It doesn't even matter. The other
people are like, I have no problem

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doing that, but I'm not going
to because she'll find something at fault and

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I'm not dealing with you. Please
stop the music, Please stop the music.

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Separate issue. I mean, if
you can't afford the six hundred bucks

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for the kennel to make me stop
the music. Stop the music. The

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podcasters are like, it's already stopped. It's twenty twenty one. You don't

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call them dogs, you call them
Canine Americans. Jerks, it's twenty twenty

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four. Who is it? Yes, well even more, even worse than

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Americans. So they're offended. He's
offended. You were offended. Everybody's offended.

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Or the Canine Americans are offended.
You're canine phobic. Tony's initial advice

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in that story was actually the title
of Lassie's album, She's a Bitch.

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I'm married, She's a bitch.
Well, hey, first and foremost,

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Hey, it's gonna be beautiful,
Sonny. What that means? It means

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get your shady rais on what I
wore mind or I did too. I

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always just hadn't it on. Yesterday
I was doing yard work after in the

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afternoon because he got warm in the
sunlits shirtless. I almost thought about going

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shirtless. You gotta quit all the
moms or picking up the kids at the

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school. You gotta quit. I
didn't want the girl the moms in the

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to start reckon. You gotta quit
cutting your grass in the speedo. Dude,

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Oh no, I think that's I'm
doing everybody a favor, just to

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your backyard. All the other husbands
are getting jealous and me and then the

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work boots. Yeah with black docks
a village person. But what you know

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what else? The only third thing
I'm wearing your Shady Raised, baby,

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you should be wearing your shady rays
to their idiot proof. If you lose

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them, they replace them. If
you break them, scratch them, if

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they're stolen, they replace Some folks
get down to Shady Raise at the Oxmore

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Center and use code WHS because when
you do, you're gonna save fifty percent

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off two or more pairer. That's
almost half off. Plus they have color

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Rush as to try on the color
Rush. You're gonna be amazed at what

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they do with the colors. Shady
Raise at the Oxmoor Center online at Shadyrays

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dot com. Well, I always
feel like somebody's washing me. I always

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wonder how many employees actually do wash
their hands. Name that band that was

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Rockwell It was Michael Jackson's cousin.
That's not true, it is. That's

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why he's singing on the background Rockwell
League. Yeah, I always wonder what

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feel like somebody's watching me doing really
good, Michael. If that song,

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that song came out today, they'd
be like, ah, this song is

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promoter stalky. Can you believe the
toxic masculinity is My teacher's cousin's friend was

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stalked ones. So that's triggering me
with this saw. I like when I

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didn't actually know her. I like
when people get married and they use the

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police every breath you take. Yeah, you're not getting away from me,

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honey, stalker. Well, I
always feel like somebody's washing me. That's

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gonna be the new theme for restaurants. I always wonder if employees actually do

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wash their hands when you see employees. Of course they don't. I suspect

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some of them might even just run
the water. Make it sound like they

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are. It's not like you do
that. I do do that. You

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said do do after I do do? I just run the water. I

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stand there and run the water,
and then I'll just take the towels and

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I'll rustle them about in my hands. But if you're doing that in your

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restaurant, employee, things are gonna
get tougher to do that, because now

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they're going to start using a device. It's a hand scanner. Here's the

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story a New York tech startup called
path Spot as in Pathology, has developed

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a hand hygiene device to better protect
employees and customer on food based businesses gloves.

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No. I like this idea.
It is described as like a hand

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washing wide detector. And here's how
it works. It's already being a black

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light. Yeah, there's ten thousand
food service locations worldwide, including Taco bell,

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RB's, and shopped restaurants that are
trying this out. Within two seconds,

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the device can I identify any residual
contaminations on the hands using a I

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don't I can't pronounce it. It's
just some kind of technical light. But

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anyway, it's hospital grade technology.
It can instantly detect if you're hands are

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not clean, even beneath your fingernails, which is gross, if you're wearing

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jewelry or around the knuckles. It
picks up on the viruses like E.

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Coli, Simonella, hepatitis, a
Listerian more. People could very diligently wash

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their hands and still fail the fingernail
thing right. Also in this is going

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to be a code the employee will
have to enter. It's you know,

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individual code. The system will track
who's actually washing their hands. And who

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is not. I'm all for this
one based I think it's enforced. Okay,

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you see, it's more important for
the cooks to have this technology.

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The waiter. You just put the
plates on the thing and you run it

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out there. You're not really dealing
with the food. Yeah, they're putting

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it. I don't know. I
think it's everybody involved. So the device

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uses just UV rays right now,
it's a special kind of light. But

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the u V is you know,
it's a special kind of light that's ultra

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violet. Even you mentioned black lighte
you guys ever see that that comedy sketch

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of British comedy sketch where a bunch
of police are in this c hotel room

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and they got the black lights out
there. They're looking for fluids and a

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female detective shows up a little late
and they'll turning what. She goes what,

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and then she's got splotches all over
her face out of the black light.

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That's awesome. I never ever ever
watch any of those investigative reports investigates

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hotel cleanliness. I'm not doing it. I want to enjoy staying at the

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hotel. You son of a What
do I care if somebody's DNA is on

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the comforter or I'm gonna roll around
it in some people, you know,

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I mean, yeah, but have
you ever pulled back the comforter and saw

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a curly one there? Yeah?
Or am I just imagine it from a

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super hot girl? That's when I
would normally miss Dave. It's say,

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take fifty cents out. Okay,
you're up a dollar today, sham.

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Yes, thank you for keeping up. So yeah, so the cooks really

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need to use this more than the
way eight staff. But you know it's

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important, and yes, you're correct. Some people said, like I worked

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in a bunch of restaurants, and
they said, if you work for a

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restaurant, you will enjoy restaurants anymore. No, I still love restaurants.

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You won't enjoy people, but more. Work at a restaurant or any kind

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of customer service for two years and
you'll see the real I did. I

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only one time chased a table outside
in the sidewalk to give them their three

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dollars tip back. I'll go say, you ever do the thing when you

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throw the I said, well,
you need this. Apparently you need this

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more than I do, because it
was my It was one of those nights

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to It was like a Wednesday,
and my first table was like a hunt.

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They were ordering ribs and all this, and I was like ringing it

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up and they were like what is
that. I was like, I got

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a seven top. They're ordering ribs
and steaks. My first tip is going

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to be out of the gate.
I thought, this is going to be

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a great tip. It was like
one hundred and fifty dollars now nineteen eighty

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nine. That was like that was
a lot of money, and I thought,

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oh my god, this tip's going
to be huge. They three dollars

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and the change it was like three
dollars and like twenty cents. This is

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not a reflection on other wittings,
but I have a cousin that took a

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cab in New York and the price
was like twenty one twenty five. Gave

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the cab driver twenty dollars to keep
the change. When he's walking, he

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felt the change hit him in the
back. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I almost got fired after that because
the people came back into to complain.

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Okay, Eric Carmen, Yeah,
Susan told me that this singer of Hungry

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Eyes and other hits is dead at
seventy four? Were there other hits all

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by myself? Oh that's right?
Oh b mas, do you want to

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be Oh by massive anymore. We
sound a really good three of us start

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a band? You think so?
I think we got plenty of names to

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choose. You want? You want
to read a couple? Yeah? Why

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not? Okay, let me get
take us through the list, not to

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the title list, touching Evans chest
no bald Connery, No bald Connery,

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Swinger's gone wrong, puddle of goo, I don't mind. Puddle of young

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girl. Can you isolate that for
me as a band? Young girl?

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Eyeballs? And we'll do one more, the last one. Just remember some

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of these John Boll in the ice
holes, Yeah, that would be us.

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John Boll would be the demanding lead
singer. How about this? Yeahody

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else? And here's the thing.
You would show up for band practice and

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you just start talking about John Bow
behind his back. But it wasn't behind

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his back because he's disguised as an
amplifier. I knew it. One more,

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No, two more, Tyrosie honey
fingers and biscuits and bandits. That's

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biscuits, biscuits and bandits. That's
a fact I don't know better than being

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a biscuit bandit. What about the
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the poultry colons. There when we
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years here in a minute, but
stick around. In the next half hour.

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We'll have a story a gun related
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a man name Aaron Jones. Nope, De's Nuts coll that's right. Oh

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man, Hey guys, let me
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to D's Nuts speaking of these nuts. Yes, hey, guys, let

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me ask you a question real quick. When you get off work, are

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you going home? Are you active
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you're going straight to the couch.
It used to be I used to go

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straight to the couch, and some
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it wasn't fair to my wife,
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There's no way we can lose now. Please don't be the sixties. Dave

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News Radio eight forty w h A
s britt recking ball. I remember when

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we were kid, we didn't have
a food eat mom. Daddy should send

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us to the construction site where there
was a wrecking ball and you see cheap

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off someone that metal from the wrecking
ball will make ricking ball soup. Here's

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a song called wrecking Ball and Daddy, why is there a naked girl on

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that wrecking ball? Because that's what
Molly Shyers I like, Molly Cyrus.

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All right, sell your pictures Monday. This is a pretty good song.

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He know what the song it's about, though, wrecking Ball. No,

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it's about when they demolished Uh,
the metal Lands, Ah, really on

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the wrecking ball? Yeah, this
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Metal Lands was built on top of
a Jimmy Hoskin halfway yeah, which was

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a garbage dump. Well, the
thin jerseys at garbage dump. We will

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be giving away Bourbon and Beyond tickets
this Monday at the Monday Marathon presented by

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carriage Ford. Carriage Ford, It's
best by a country mile. Can we

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give away Marty book too? Just
for we can give her tickets and Marty

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Brook, like Marty Brook will be
your chauffeur. And that's what we need

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to do. Get one of those
best by a country mile town. It's

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going to be at Martin's Barbecue.
That is West West Tennessee style barbecue.

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You don't want that Central Tennessee.
It's located where the Indigenous People's Springs Golf

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and country Club. Golf and country
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there, that's where it is.
You get on like, how do we

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give these tickets away? Monday?
We'll figure it out. We also have

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give ways every single hour. I
don't know how many pair of bourbon and

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beyond tickets we give away, but
we've we've got plenty. I think you

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got to know a phrase that pays
That could be oh, I know that

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music. It's this this day in
history, so let me go ahead,

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pull up. But no, it's
all to think myself is a history buff.

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All right. Uh, let's see
what happened this day history history history.

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It was it was today March twelfth, nineteen twelve, that the Girl's

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Guides aka the Girl's Scouts were formed
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And they've been terrorizing you at Tiger
stores since. I'm just kidding.

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I love my Girl Scout cookies and
support the boxes getting smaller and smaller.

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Excuse I beg your pardon. So, so, my daughter was a Girl

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Scout, my mother was a Girl
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Scout leader. By three sisters were
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this is my personal opinion, but
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I are because why would girls want
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Girl Scouts did cool stuff. Well, here's the thing. I tried,

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little fat Dwight tried to join the
Girl Scouts. They denied me. That's

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why I wound up being a campfire
girl. But out of all the campfire

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girls, I could eat the most
s'mores out of any body. Take that.

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He didn't finish second in that one. No, it was today,

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March twelfth, nineteen thirty three,
President Franklin. Let's just call him AFTERR.

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That's better, right, Franklin de
Leonora Rosa. Well, yes,

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we are better. FDR's fine,
Yeah, yeah, sure. FDR conducted

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his first fireside chat. Oh the
radio broadcasts? Yeah what year? Nineteen

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thirty three, thirty three? During
the depression. Here was not a lot

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going on. No sit around the
fire. You hear crackling and popping.

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Sit around the fire. What do
you got for dinner? I got an

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Apple corps. They we're having water
soup. I'm eating my shoes. Oh

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you got an Apple Core, i'llsok. I got his apple seats those yes,

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SINAI. It was today, March
twelfth, nineteen eighty a jury found

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John Wayne Gasey guilty of murdering thirty
three in Chicago. We actually had the

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detective on one of the more fascinating
interviews we've ever done it. I'm still

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friends with him. I got to
get him on for his execution. Would

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you watched a documentary? It's pretty
crapy. I didn't realize how normal he

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was, but it was before because
he was doing this and none of the

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police departments and I'm not talking about
in the next town. It's like Linda,

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let's say Saint Matthew's police wasn't talking
to LMPD right like they were that

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close together, and none of the
police departments communicated. There was no Internet

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or computers or anything like that.
They weren't connected. But the creepiest was

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he was burying him in his own
in his own house, the cross space,

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in a cross space, and the
detective says, I know what rotting

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flesh smells like. So they thought
it might be him because they had some

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tips. So he goes, he
goes, can I use your bathroom?

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So Gasey says, go go ahead
and use my bathroom. Well, the

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furnace kicked on when he was in
there using the bathroom, and the guy

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said the smell of rotting flesh came
through the vent and he goes, I

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knew exactly what that was. And
they found twenty thirty whatever it was.

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The detective on that was a Rafael
Tovar. We had him on the show.

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God, this is when we were
six to eight. It was years

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ago. I got to book him
again because the guy's absolutely incredible. Remember

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how fascinating that the interview was.
You know what, teenager got away?

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The wrestler, the wrestler, the
high school wrestler got away, but didn't

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tell anybody. He said, they
didn't tell anybody, No, he didn't

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because he was ashamed. Yeah,
so he yeah, he said, he

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goes, I hit him with a
blast double. He goes, and yeah,

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I love wrestlers. He goes,
hitting with a great blast double and

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he goes, double leg. A
double leg took him down, he goes.

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Our coach always said, where the
head goes, the body will follow.

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He goes and moved his head down, and he goes, and I

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got the cuffs on him, right, And that's the thing. He was

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cuffed. Yah, and he got
out of the cuffs because yeah, you

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let him out. Clowns are so
pissed at Gains right. By the way,

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I've got to do an update here. We all know Michael Bennett.

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I wonder if Gate when Gasey pulled
up to like a family reunion, if

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him and all of his family got
out of the same car. We all

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know Michael Gennett Bennett right, Yes, radio show on our sister station.

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Yeah, just the tip somebody has
hacked his Twitter or x account and posted

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his obituary what that he had died. Apparently this was false and it was

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only confirmed up to a couple of
minutes ago. Some of the people that

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are very close with him in this
building were freaking out. Oh my gosh.

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I saw Michael Bennett and I talked
to him just like three weeks ago.

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He's fine, Well, let's go
call Bennett is fine, Let's go

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ahead and honoring you want to do
the show. Yeah, let's do the

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let's do the ugly for him,
Let's do the So what is the goal

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of someone doing that? Uh?
And it's just random? Like why would

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you? You might as well just
missus mcgilly cutty, the third grade math

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teacher. You hacked her account and
claim she was dead. I mean,

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Tony Bennett, I get. I
wonder if they did it to me,

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if people would just say about time. Uh yeah, I think people would

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say, you get a lot of
likes problems you did you get this one?

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I'm sad, but I'm Susan would
be detained, like when I die,

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She's getting detained immediately, and then
turn loose quickly. I want let's

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say you walk out of here and
lock up. Uh, I wanta I

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gotta have a an autopsy, like
to find out everything that's wrong with you

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with me? Yeah, I want
to cross section of your brain. Can

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you imagine if they do my brain? Imagine the tok screen That's all I'm

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talking. Oh, the tok screen
chart? How How was how was he

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walking around? That's what I want
to hear the autopsy. Guy, I

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don't know how this person was walking
around? Remember remember when we we'll just

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leave this somebody gave us a bottle
of something to try, and you said,

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oh my gosh, it was the
worst they ever felt. I couldn't

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do anything, I couldn't function.
I'm like, I didn't do anything to

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me. Remember that? Yes,
us another one? Okay, it was

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today in March twelve, nineteen eighty
nine, my favorite year. By the

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way, the World Wide Web was
first proposed by Tim Bernards Lee. Well,

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the term internet and web are interchangeably. They're actually different. They're two

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different things. The Internet is a
global network of computers invented by Al Gore.

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I'm just gonna say this story sounds
false, just like the Michael Bennett

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is dead story. The Internet is
a global network of computers that are able

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to communicate with what we know what
the Worldwide Web is, and they can

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and they can tell you where the
path of totality is in the middle of

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the day. In the middle of
the day, however, the web can

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go all the way back to the
sixties, it says, do you just

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remember the audio from the Today Show
when they're talking about when is the at

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changed everything? It ruined the world
By the way it ruined the planet,

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isn't the Bible say it doesn't say
the Bible says something about mass communication like

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one. They don't know. You
just argue about what the ad sign is.

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I got confused. Here's the Internet
talk porn machine. I thought it.

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What this holds? It's a porn
machine. No, no, no,

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you're you're making a joke. Yeah, but in reality, eighty percent

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of the Internet is still porn.
I would say it's harder than that.

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No, I heard eighty I think
that. By the way, it was

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nineteen ninety four. I'd go back. I push the button right now.

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Oh, I push the button right
now, and go back to that technology

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out of time because and the last
two stories are depressing anyway. So let's

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just go ahead, and who do
we have. What's happy? Is Tony's

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