So you haven't heard a smash, is what you're telling me? Oh boy,
do we have some education to tell you? And don't be already,
because it's time. It's about to get weird. You're preparing for it to
get weird. Thinks are gonna get weird. It's getting weird. I'm gonna
get real weird with it. Let's get weird. Let's get it. Word
where get? Where? Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie and Eric?
I'm ready cause you're listening to the one hundred and sixty six episode of
Let's Get Weird. My name's Hidi, my name is Eric. Every week
we come together, they give you the weird stories from our lives. The
gloves, the streets, the sheets, the sheets, actually the sheets,
the sheets, the universe, diskies, the anus in the internet. Internet,
yep, I went out of order and see if you were paying attack
you did? Now what are you looking at? Huh? Copy in an
article? No? What is that? Don't worry about it? Tell me
what are you typing? I'm doing? Hinge? Oh? Was that a
good match or a bad matt? What was your pickup line you used?
I'll make you watch rules with me? Why would you say, make you
watch vander Pumps. She's gonna make me watch something else. I don't know
what she want to make you watch? What was it? I don't remember.
Okay, well that's Eric's Daton life so far. Update on the podcast.
There is no dating life. What are you talking about? I mean,
hinge nothing, nothing. She looks nice, cute, Yeah, right
right. You gotta like a photo. Bruh. I don't know. You
and saw us talk about these and like, I have no idea. What
the hell you guys just smile and wave. Oh my god, I never
used one of these. Thank god I don't have to. You're such a
lucky duck. Mara found you. You mean Maura is a lucky duck that
I found her? The opposite? Or am I just said what you just
said? I got confused. She're a lucky lucky we found each other.
Okay, you're very lucky that you both found each other, that you're both
about to get married and many straight and then I'm going to be part of
that beautiful day, even though I hate weddings more than anything, but because
it's you, do you want to know? So because we're doing like pre
marital counting stuff, which is good as healthy. Do it if you can't.
They we added each fiel a survey out of like, oh why do
you love them? When did you? When did you know you fell in
love? You don't know my answers and this appeal. Whenever I say this
to you, you'll say, that's such a hoody answer. Oh God,
So we lived in the same dorm and this makes you go, that's okay.
Skip thirty seconds and I said good night, walked her to her room,
said good night. I got the kiss. And that night I skipped
away from a room because I was so happy, I said, I'm in
love. I'm so happy. I fell down an eight assid. I had
a big ass scar in my chin for the next like three weeks. She
did she know that? Yeah? Because she was like, what was that
noise? I was like, not that as I'm like bleeding for my chin.
Why did you have her come take care of your chinny chin chin?
And embarrassed, I fell down on skin. And by the way, do
you remember how to skip? I don't think these knees can skip anymore.
I think they could. I don't think these knees can skip to your lou
my darling, skip to my lou Is also a U and one basketball player
from back in the day. That's their name, Yeah it was, that
was their basketball Skip to my lou Yeah, okay, Rae for Alston,
he also tried. He also made it to the NBA. No, these
I tried. I tried jogging to the damn this knee just not feeling in
the cracking and clicking. We actually have to go to the doctor for you
tomorrow, actually look at it finally, so we'll see what happens. No,
he doesn't want an MRI yet. I'm like, it's expensive. You
don't want to do an MR. No, Archers, I gotta do a
cat scan this year. That's super expensive. It's covered. It's covered by
insurance. No no, no, no no no no no no no no
read that ish. Those joints are covered if it's over five hundred bucks,
which a lot of them are. And I also find out that when I
had to get an MRI last year for my liver, I went to Baltimore.
It was cheaper to go to Baltimore that was to go into d C.
But I had to pay out of pocket because I didn't get cover my
deductible. It's probably I didn't cover my doctor one, I didn't meet the
five hour and also I bet the doctor in DC was probably like a chain
doctor. Not to say a chain doctor is bad. Give d to a
Baltimore doctor. No, it was inside of the John Hopkins med That's why
you were It's location, that the field its location because it's cheaper in Baltimore.
Everything in John Hopkins. That's why Johns Hopkins one of the greatest.
It's cheaper in John Hopkins. Okay, no, your goofball, it's cheaper
in Baltimore's trying to say, saying John Hopkins, take Hopkins out of it.
John cheaper hospital. It's just cheaper in Baltimore and Jimmy Johns. It's
cheaper than going to the actual hospital. Yes, did I punch you?
No, we're getting panpan later. Can't punched me before pan pan. But
there's no frenchenating super panpan. We're definitely gonna get a broccoli cheddar soup in
a bread bowl. You can get that. And uh, I just want
to see don't don't seductively twist the table. All you're saying about that soup
super soup can't wait? It's excited? Are you? You was ship on
pan pan it's okay, hospital food hospital, and it is to be packed.
It's probably gonna be packed. Well should we order a head now?
Who is the app? Maur? Of course you get deals on it.
More is the best because there's one right next to you, guys, right
yeah. So and also because we took advantage of that Zip club or whatever
where you can get a free drink anytime you came in and towards the end
of it like hey, we're just going to start taking two. You don't
even check the IDs anymore. Really don't know this one probably will knowing the
clientele they have in there because it's old people that go to that Panera,
which prime spot for that prime spot for Bana and Silver Diner. They just
have to walk over the dry Silver Diner is popping though, man front chair
out. So speaking of because it is a snow day technically not for you,
r I, because we work here. But what was your favorite snow
day memory, either as a kid or an adult? Oh my god,
oh it's an adult ye where they had it was really bad snow and we
everyone did the snowball fight at DuPont Circle. Because I had to work on
public that day, as a manager, and he said, hey, everybody,
let's cuts cut loose and go snowball together. I hope racks of people
showed up and everybody was like covered in snow and just feeling so positive and
nice. Like you didn't go in the snowball fight. Oh, I thought
you were in the snowball fight. I was like participating. Why do you
want to a snow fight? I don't like people. It sounds fun,
what do you know? Me? Yeah, you like fun on occasion,
on occasion, on occasions, not today. I kind of feel today's nappy
nappy weather. And I realized that John Wick one is on Netflix, but
it's probably on Paramount Plus or other streams. Think they're all on Paramount Plus.
But the first one, I don't know why the first one, I
kind of first one's all right, I feel like it really got good.
Four was really good. Four was very deep. Yeah, Three was blat
Two was okay. The first one is the best? Which one? The
one that they had it was like the ninjas with the swords on the motorcycles.
That's the third one. Okay, that's a third one. When the
bald halle Berry is in that one, Yes, that's the third one yet
or is it the second one? That's the third one parabellum parabellum, Yeah,
exactly. That's when they had the table. The table sends that woman
to go kill John Yeah, and the and the hotel manager of the Continental,
and she uses the guy and his Asian and so John Wick plots and
that is knops through by Eric. Yeah, you're asking me what my favorite
snow day memory was? No reciprocal question. No, not really. There's
probably some dumb Virginia beach to No, it's a it's a Fairfax thing in
college. Yeah, really, yeah, okay, what happened? My favorite
snow day memory is this thing is was which was for snowpocalypse or snowmageddonmageddon?
Okay, so snowpocalypse because I think I just started here, or it was
the winter before starting here, so I couldn't come because it was like three
feet of snow or whatever, and you were mad, It's fine, whatever,
it's okay, still here, you know. Came back and I lived
at the Young Lifehouse and uh five six six dudes, Internet I think went
down because the wires were like got like or whatever. We said, let's
make an igloo and for the next five hours that day we made an iglue
and we put lights. We put little like Christmas tree lights in it,
and we made it like this is this is the chateau. You know.
Question how cold was it inside of the igloo? Though not that bad because
it was kind of a block in the wind really, which is super cold.
So like we had to build it big enough. It was a little
crammed, that's okay. But we built two wings. There was the main
entryway of the lobby, then there was a side wing and the sidewing was
fun fact the young Life house, we couldn't drink, so that's why I,
you know, I hung out with you so much when it was tony
one, but I could get bed. Was well, the igloo is not
on the house back the house line, so we can drink in the iglue.
So we had to make the separate wing the alcohol wing. And so
literally all the people who were twenty one responsibly decided we're just going to hang
on the igloo all day. And all these like eighteen nineteen year olds were
in the house all day. How many guys are in that house? Six?
Well six it was meant for six people that were supposed to stay there.
Then we had we called them stragglers. Essentially, they didn't want to
hang at home, which is fine, they wanted to be hanging in college
whatever, So they slept all the time in US. And those tragglers were
still there after I left. So that house has probably had ten people usually
living in it. Really still there, still there. I don't think young
life people living in anymore though, so but because whoever lived in it after
we lived and it trashed it so just sad, but we took good care
of that. We're trying to make it a thing well, because you guys
are nice Christian book young. Now I'm the devil. My grandma's listening,
like what happened to my grandson? Sorry, sorry, that's airic for you.
I show you the path, you either walk down it or you don't,
so I gotta tell you. But good times. And then when like
a snow ended, we had to collapse the I glue by taking all the
snow off the roof and just shuddering down onto the glue. There's still bottle
caps to this day on that patch of grass from all the butt heavies we
drank, all the bud lights. Yeah, a coronas I remember I think
it was Coronas because super in a fast Perio and me I think around then
was probably what seven past seven seven? Which one's that one? The Paul
Walker one dies? Uh? You know? Apparently the new one Past eleven
Part two should just be called Fast twelve. They're saying, I'm gonna go
back to our roots, me a simplified fast and furious spot. I'm like,
yeah, probably makes sense because Jason Momo is just the joker, and
apparently Vindez is gonna survive a damn explosion. Yeah. Do you think they're
gonna like it was all a dream it never happened, or do you think
he's gonna actually like survive a damn crashing on gonna survive a damn crash on
her? Okay, wait, they didn't film both movies back to back as
far as I know, No, or they're doing reshoots now oh something.
Yeah, my god, that's bad planning with everyone's schedule. Well, it
was COVID, that's why Too filmed during pandemic it did. It just came
out when we saw it, and I don't think they either wanted to fix
it to make it good. Watch It eleven, No, because it's not
good. Jason Moa is fun in it. Jason. You can say that
bout any Jason Moho movie. Jason was fun. And why what's his deal
of just being like this goofy fla can't. I think everyone's like, oh,
it's so funny because like cal drogoes, but put him on the map.
You can say whatever else beforehand, like he's never been like a super
serious role over said show on Apple TV Apple Plus where he's blind. I
think it's what it's kit or something. Yeah, I've never watched it.
I got rid of my Apple Plus. That was like early days of Apple
TV plus. We're like okay, and then Tela's okay, and now we
actually have good shows on Apple TV. Apparently for all mankind is good for
the show. Kevin told me that's the World War where they go into space.
Oh wait, wait, what's the one about World War two? The
one is coming out. It's the movie. It's a movie. It's a
movie. It's I think it's about Pearl Harbor or whatever. It's on Apple
TV because the guy who played Elvis is in it. Sulpurn dudes in it.
Oh no, that's that's coming out. That is no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, you didn't TV
Elvis Man, Elvis, no Sweetheart, no apples. What's the name of
Elvis actor? No, just type in Apple TV Butler but here, Masters
of the Coming an out or is out now or something like that. But
yeah, so that's World War two. This is like they go into space.
I haven't watched it yet, but it's like, so the Russians win
the space race and that changes everything. So it's kind of like that other
show where it's like the Nazi the Man on the High Castle Soviets. Oh
yeah, I wanted to watch it and then it just ended and I was
like, oh, okay, because it was like that and Fabulous Missus Maisel,
like the prime shows to watch. Yeah, I negot to watch that
either. Take a break. I got five hours of sleep last night.
That's okay. You know, he could have gone to sleep early. But
I was watching the game. I was my brother in law. You knew
what was going to happen. I thought the Eagles gonna pull it out.
They didn't fly. Eagles fly. Thank god they didn't win. That would
have been cool though, if they did, because then they would have been
at the WrestleMania and then I'm like, oh, there's Jason Kelcey. Why
would they be because it's at Lincoln Financice in the march. Yeah, so
they usually have like if it's the home team whatever, they have the Matt
WrestleMania, So let's have Jillen hurts them and Jason Kelsey probably he retired today.
Yeah, but he's a legend in Philly. You know, he's like
Rocky. I hope they have Rocky statue. That's Jason Kelcey right next to
it. They probably will do that outside of the football stadium, but not
near the Rocky steps. I mean only won one super Also, how many
cheese sticks do you think it's too much cheese sticks to eat at the bachelor
party? Don't even ask them. Limit does not exist. It's not exist,
okay, because there's like a bajillion places that I because I saw,
I saw. I don't know if these people were actual food critics or they're
on TikTok. They did Gino's and you know, and then they raised them
and they're like they're kind of they're the like touristy ones exactly, they're the
mid tourist ones because they're super famous and Angelo's I think is the one.
There's Angela's a whole bunch of I want to go to the one where they
yell at you. We'll just let you go in and get six sticks.
Why because you like you yelled at. I think it's funny trying to get
yelled at at my bachelor party. Anyway, you know, we need to
take you to that restaurant where they yell at you, like you see,
like Dirty Harry's or whatever, going to that because I'll get mad, get
mad. I'm trying to find them back. I'll tell them his favorite line.
You know what I mean. Get fucked, seriously, don't talk to
me, don't talk to paying for this, pay for you your salary,
because dout this, I got nothing. You know what I'm saying. That's
what he said. Get my get off my get up. I'll get up
on in your get up because I bet there is you guys that get annoyed
and probably get all mad, or women because they're like, well, hey,
guess what I have to still pay for the meal. Sorry, you
already sat down like no, I'm not no, I'm not freedom of speech.
You know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying. You also
know what I'm saying. It took me two hours to find an Amazon package
yesterday in the house. Why so it was snowy, so granted that.
But Amazon decided to just drop my package off not at the apartment, and
they took a picture and I had to match the picture and look at the
walls of my apartment like the apartment complex to figure out where it was.
It took me two hours to find it because there's a different side of the
complext page was it wasn't good then, No, it was something. It
was something we needed. I forget what it was. Filters filter, probably
actual thing thing for Teddy, something like that. But I was like,
what the target, go to Target. Target has been getting it cheaper now
like this. The thing is I keep seeing this, I keep referencing it.
Catan is cheaper on Amazon than is it Target. We're not buying boy,
you're having your board game now. I don't know. I don't know.
I don't feel like everybody wants to do it. I'll do it.
Mora wants to do it, I know, but I'll do it. John
may do it. Just depends on hockey. Yeah, I know, I
don't know. I think I've been off too much, too much. You
see, if by one more person to have an even number, well,
yoda, there go six, there you go. But or no, we're
gonna rob no matter what we have to eight. Let's says not coming to
that? She could seems like she love mel to death. He's not there.
I love melt to death. Incredible one watch You're on in Baltimore.
No, I's not coming at all. Okay, so then who else we
have to invite? I don't know, but maybe maybe it was pushed to
April. Maybe I pushed to April. April's busy for me. Bro,
Why do we skip March by the way we would thing opening with the with
the new joint. I don't know. I just got my weekends are gonna
get taken up. I feel like I got to figure out what's going on
with my side hustles. You know, you know investmentsio, you know properties,
stocks, bonds, you know crypto? Crypto, Yeah, crypto.
My NFT is that I'm about to release. Did you actually buy an NFT?
Well, well, I thought about it a lot, but then I
realized, like I didn't really I didn't think that it was a Ponzi scheme,
but I'm like, this is kind of stupid that you're buying a picture
that doesn't do anything, that just sits online that anybody can copy and just
say, here's that picture. It is funny because I think we remember when
everyone was super into investing, or like two years ago or before the pandemic
happened, and we all did robin hood because you got the free stock.
My free stock actually doing pretty well now. It was like ten bucks down
to worth sixty bucks. Look, yeah, I don't know if I want
Cashi yet or not. But I'm like, I'm sitting on it. It's
some random thing, so just keep sitting on it. What's the point.
It's the long game. But you got the show I know I got Apparently
I have Coca Cola stock. Didn't know that. So when my grandparents,
like we were kids, they put stock stuff for us with my grandparents or
my grandpa used to own McDonald's, so we get coke stock. So you
saved it for us, and then we've rea the benefits of it, I
guess. But all I have to do is file it for taxes. I
don't know how to access it. You should figure my grandparents, see how
much is in that well, I know how much is in it? Okay,
I'm not div you how much is it? But I mean is it
just for you? Or is it for you just for me? And John
has one too, brother John, definitely figure that out because then you can
probably diversify that and take some of that money by other stocks that you are
doing well and create your suffled nice little egg there, buddy. Maybe you
know, maybe like take five percent of that whatever that number is, and
go out and put in other things. Maybe maybe we'll have to see.
But what's that I hear upon the hills in the distance and sort of get
rid of this oh inside, do you know what that means? That's talk
about? It's funny so more, I don't know if you knew. CNN
does a documentary on the decades. So they did eighties, nineties, two
that they just released, the one that's the twenty teens and and uh so
that's the most recent one because that was the last one. Yeah, but
the early ones, the Rock seven Bucks production had a thing with one of
those decades. I think Tom Hanks also, yeah too, This one not
so much. I think it just was right to place for time. Let's
go. But they did Goddam style. I was like, they bet there's
the music episodes, they better have Gogham style. Right off the bat it
was from Gtdendam style. I was like, hell, yeah, the word
for sy We wouldn't have bts say that here on this podcast. That's a
quotable. Sure, all right, So these are real misconnections from the actual
d m V. You can go to Washington or Washington DC dot Craigslist,
dot org slash. No. So I make sure I have them. So
if I find them earlier because of the whole d m V, which was
creepier in Maryland or Virginia. No, it's so I save them. So
I find them, we have a breakdurn show and that way I know.
Hey, yeah, don't take up story. Well the first the first one
is for mcclan read it all right. This one's anything good to eat here,
McLain. This is not by Tith's corner. This is McLain. This
is like the last exit on the highway before you cross the American Bridge.
You know what I'm saying. Uh see, if there's anything Goyd good to
eat in this town. I'm in my thirty is tall, good looking,
educated and only here for work. Any ladies know something taste I can eat
that smells good, taste good, and it's always warm and fresh. Let
me know. Let to have a taste, can host of my hotel woman
only? Interesting thing? This was supposted a month ago, and I remember
I think we did this one or I looked. I saw it and we're
gonna do it. They updated it with just the woman only. I was
like, oh, the guys calling it now here you go. Eric at
Ford Chocolate, silver Spring Marlin currently been craving my first experience. Maybe chunky
hubby. Nope, that's not chucky chuck. That's a cook cubby hobby.
What does that mean? That a coukold? Cuckold hubby? Are you dominant?
Eric? What's a cuckold or a cook? A Cookoling is when you
are married and you watch another man have sex with your war wife. So
and you're watching this currently braving my chocolate man a chocolate maybe a cuckhubby?
Uh huh? And are you dominant? Hmmm? Interesting? That's scary.
Next one catcher looking for pictures Bristow fairly active catchers seeking gifted pictures for regular
practice close to the Manassas area. Hey, here's the thing Spring Baseball's coup.
Spring training is coming up soon, so they're just getting ahead of the
game. They're getting ahead of the game. They're getting that indoor pa that
they're stretching those arms out, stretching the catching and the release and the catching
and the release. And that's a bristow our. Last one for today,
huge snow cone and hood very appropriate for today's podcast. I'm a handsome chocolate
man with a huge snow cone looking for a beautiful, thick woman who likes
eats snow cones. Oh, suck on that snow cone, girl, Are
you snow cones? This is literal snow cones, not this snow cone.
Actually no, because growing up in this air in Maryland, and everyone loves
those stupid snow cones that they make at Rita's ice cream or whatever for Italian
ice No. No, no, yeah, that's different. That's not snow
cone. That's a snow shaved ice It's the same thing. Different. That's
like you're telling me custard and ice cream are the same thing. They are
they're not. They're the same. I just had custard this morning. It's
come out custardy ice cream, snow cones and and are the same damn things.
Snow cones and fucking are the same thing. That's what you said.
Right now, I'm tired. I want just thank you so much for listening
to Let's get Yes, thank you on social media, yes at mister Eric
V at Andrew Hoodie and uh what else. I hope you have a great
week. And just know, hey, January seems long. It's the dark
knights, but hey, we'll soon see the sun longer than we thought the
sun would come out to come out tomorrow. To quote one mister Eric V
quoting one Annie from the play Annie Comemora, I've never seen that play actually,
or a movie. I only know the song in the sun. Have
a great week. I always remember it's okay to be weird and sexy.
It got weird, didn't it. Yeah,