WEBVTT 1 00:00:12.080 --> 00:00:15.679 Hello, welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. Thank you so much for tuning 2 00:00:15.720 --> 00:00:18.960 in, whether it be on YouTube, which we have our own YouTube channel, 3 00:00:19.359 --> 00:00:23.359 or on Spotify or I heard, which is free I Radio app all 4 00:00:23.399 --> 00:00:27.359 the Apple whatever. Thank you, we really appreciate thank you. Yes, 5 00:00:27.399 --> 00:00:30.600 that's producer Brian right what are you working on there? Yeah? It's purely 6 00:00:30.679 --> 00:00:38.000 busy right now, Hi, everybody, I hear he's currently redoing his list. 7 00:00:38.119 --> 00:00:41.719 Let me preface, Laura pissed us all off before the show. She's 8 00:00:41.759 --> 00:00:47.079 being really I have my BFF list now wait, bather some by the way, 9 00:00:47.479 --> 00:00:51.799 first of all, why what did I do? You don't even know? 10 00:00:53.240 --> 00:00:57.159 You don't even know what I do? So I redid I I redid 11 00:00:57.240 --> 00:01:02.600 my BFF will number one, spot is Marlae number two, Karen number three, 12 00:01:02.600 --> 00:01:06.439 Brian number four, J five, Ear of Corn, six, toenail 13 00:01:06.439 --> 00:01:10.480 clipping, seven, t J, Max Cashier, and then eight Laura suck 14 00:01:10.719 --> 00:01:15.640 Laura, I'm three. I am three. I can't say that. I 15 00:01:15.920 --> 00:01:19.959 say it. Also, don't don't don't. We're past seven seconds. It's 16 00:01:19.000 --> 00:01:25.560 fine, get fucked. I'm three? All right? Wow, how does 17 00:01:25.599 --> 00:01:30.200 it feel to be below me? This is not this is not the way, 18 00:01:30.239 --> 00:01:32.959 it makes sense. I am Keanu Reeves is chosen one, so it 19 00:01:33.239 --> 00:01:38.920 makes sense. Yours is annoying, fan, I've never talked annoying, annoying, 20 00:01:38.959 --> 00:01:42.200 and I've never talked to the man. It's your name out there. 21 00:01:42.319 --> 00:01:46.959 So number eight is Elvis? Oh god, what nine is Laura? Now 22 00:01:47.040 --> 00:01:49.719 look wait, I've got to I've got a contendent for number nine, so 23 00:01:49.719 --> 00:01:53.879 you shouldn go number ten. And that would be my sidewalk because I really 24 00:01:53.920 --> 00:01:56.879 like my sidewalk. So I told you lately that I love you. You 25 00:01:56.920 --> 00:02:01.680 know when I open up guys during the break and I say, hey, 26 00:02:02.000 --> 00:02:05.959 I'm a little sensitive. All right, that's enough of that, Jesus, 27 00:02:06.079 --> 00:02:08.719 let's get to our sponsors. I'm a little no, I want to tease 28 00:02:08.759 --> 00:02:13.560 something first, I'm a little sensitive today. And then they you guys, 29 00:02:13.639 --> 00:02:16.560 you guys like feed on it. You feed lexapros and not one of our 30 00:02:16.599 --> 00:02:20.560 sponsors. You need to know it's prosac thank you very much, which I 31 00:02:20.599 --> 00:02:24.080 haven't taken in three days. Oh no, oh, no, hold on, 32 00:02:24.479 --> 00:02:28.199 I'm gonna I'm gonna make it. I make you get I'm gonna move 33 00:02:28.240 --> 00:02:34.280 you up to number four, move me back to number get fucked. Your 34 00:02:34.319 --> 00:02:39.319 st I'm gonna call your mom. She's cross country. What she gonna do? 35 00:02:39.479 --> 00:02:43.000 You know what? Videos? I'm gonna send her video? Oh thanks, 36 00:02:43.039 --> 00:02:46.919 I am an adult. I will write her an email email. She 37 00:02:46.960 --> 00:02:51.479 wouldn't care, She'll know, she knows, she knows what's up your mom. 38 00:02:51.560 --> 00:02:55.599 I don't think she knows, white knows quite what's up. What else 39 00:02:55.639 --> 00:02:58.960 does she not know? I don't know. But I'll put together clips of 40 00:02:59.039 --> 00:03:04.400 things you've said. Lies, no, just bad words, nasty things those 41 00:03:04.439 --> 00:03:08.439 I swear. She don't like it. But you know what challenge I'm an 42 00:03:08.439 --> 00:03:15.159 adult. Oh boy, that's not just accept true stress. Okay, So 43 00:03:15.199 --> 00:03:20.120 we have about a random news which is I really want you guys to There's 44 00:03:20.319 --> 00:03:23.840 like a couple of stories you're really gonna want to comment on. And then 45 00:03:23.120 --> 00:03:28.599 I have a personality quiz that I learned when I was twenty two years old, 46 00:03:28.719 --> 00:03:31.520 and it is awesome. Where'd you learn it from? I learned it 47 00:03:31.560 --> 00:03:36.759 from a girlfriend. A friend taught it to me, and I've given it 48 00:03:36.800 --> 00:03:40.000 to people throughout the years. And if you really think about it and you 49 00:03:40.080 --> 00:03:46.199 answer correctly, it really is cool. Okay, Okay, so this is 50 00:03:46.240 --> 00:03:49.240 my I guess I'm going to make stuff up on it. I'm just kidding, 51 00:03:49.240 --> 00:03:53.360 all right, Fine, Brian, Laura, look at me. I 52 00:03:53.400 --> 00:04:00.400 have been I was, I was always looking at you seriously. Yeah, 53 00:04:00.639 --> 00:04:03.199 are you going to take this seriously? Sure? Number three or four? 54 00:04:03.520 --> 00:04:08.199 Number three? I don't want you messing it up just to be funny or 55 00:04:09.280 --> 00:04:13.639 need the mess up to be funny. Thank god, I'm both of you 56 00:04:13.719 --> 00:04:16.199 now. Anyway, we love each other. This is Eric River. This 57 00:04:16.240 --> 00:04:19.959 is if I haven't didn't introduced you, I love Eric. Oh my god, 58 00:04:20.040 --> 00:04:24.519 whatever. You know who we really? You know who we truly love. 59 00:04:25.160 --> 00:04:30.279 Yes? 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There's a lot of guilt 92 00:06:58.040 --> 00:07:00.920 that I have. Now we have a new guilt to war it mean to 93 00:07:00.959 --> 00:07:04.240 me. No, oh sadly, the one guilt she doesn't have, wow, 94 00:07:04.759 --> 00:07:11.319 the one employee, the one guilt. Okay, So this semi show 95 00:07:11.439 --> 00:07:14.000 put my house on announced. I'm calling security. My god, I thought 96 00:07:14.040 --> 00:07:17.040 you were going. That was really fun. You were, it was really 97 00:07:17.040 --> 00:07:20.879 fun showing up unannounced. I've never done that to you before. Never. 98 00:07:21.240 --> 00:07:27.879 Okay. So now there's This new term trending called sunshine guilt. And this 99 00:07:27.959 --> 00:07:30.600 is when like, for example, we've had days and days of rain, 100 00:07:31.079 --> 00:07:34.399 but today was a nice sunny day. Yes, it was like a work 101 00:07:34.480 --> 00:07:39.959 day. But when you purposely stay inside and you're in bed and you feel 102 00:07:39.959 --> 00:07:45.120 guilty that you're not doing anything and you're scrolling through Instagram and you have guilt 103 00:07:45.240 --> 00:07:48.319 that you're not outside and join the sunshine when you should be, that's trending 104 00:07:48.920 --> 00:07:54.519 sunshine guilt experience that I do sometimes when I'm like, you know what, 105 00:07:54.600 --> 00:07:57.800 I should be outside like with the dog, and I'm like laying in bed 106 00:07:57.920 --> 00:08:01.519 or I have had that before, not lee. But yes, I hear 107 00:08:01.519 --> 00:08:03.560 a lot of types of guilp, but I've never heard of sunshine. That's 108 00:08:03.759 --> 00:08:07.839 it's a new thing. It's a new trend. Okay. A new study 109 00:08:07.879 --> 00:08:13.560 found that if you get two back to back nights of bad sleep, it 110 00:08:13.639 --> 00:08:16.920 makes you feel four years older. You actually that's been four I have like 111 00:08:18.000 --> 00:08:22.240 thirty years of bad sleep. Oh my god. That affects me more than 112 00:08:22.319 --> 00:08:26.560 any two in my life. So I'm a twenty seven year old right now. 113 00:08:26.480 --> 00:08:31.240 You are twenty only forty one? Oh my yeah, are a forty 114 00:08:31.279 --> 00:08:35.320 year old man in a twenty three year old body, twenty four, twenty 115 00:08:35.360 --> 00:08:39.919 three. I don't know, the world may never know. I mix you 116 00:08:39.960 --> 00:08:43.279 and Charlie up all the time. So it said, two back to back 117 00:08:43.399 --> 00:08:46.159 nights of bad sleep can make us feel four years older than we really are, 118 00:08:46.200 --> 00:08:50.080 maybe even more than that. And then the average person felt four years 119 00:08:50.080 --> 00:08:56.279 older d D. The people it had hardest said, it feels like they 120 00:08:56.279 --> 00:08:58.799 were ten years older. Like if I don't sleep for two when I pull 121 00:08:58.879 --> 00:09:03.039 the split shifts and I don't sleep, I feel like I am one hundred 122 00:09:03.120 --> 00:09:05.480 years old. I just feel tired. I don't know if I feel older, 123 00:09:05.559 --> 00:09:09.279 I feel older, I look older. It's just every everything, all 124 00:09:09.360 --> 00:09:15.840 right. Now, here's a question. Would you rather have a one hundred 125 00:09:15.840 --> 00:09:22.679 percent chance of winning one million dollars or a one in four chance of winning 126 00:09:24.679 --> 00:09:28.080 one hundred billion dollars? Wait? Wait, wait, I'm sorry say it 127 00:09:28.080 --> 00:09:31.000 again. Would you rather have a one hundred percent chance, guaranteed obviously, 128 00:09:31.240 --> 00:09:35.679 of winning a million dollars? Or would you rather have a one in four 129 00:09:35.759 --> 00:09:41.720 chance of winning one hundred billion dollars? One million dollars? Yeah, million, 130 00:09:43.039 --> 00:09:45.799 See, I'd go for the gamble. You, of all people should 131 00:09:46.200 --> 00:09:48.720 I would go for the camp you should take. Yeah, you should take 132 00:09:48.240 --> 00:09:54.519 take the million. Take the million for your own benefit and invest it with 133 00:09:54.600 --> 00:09:58.440 Jay. He'll make you a billion. You know what. Boom, there's 134 00:09:58.480 --> 00:10:03.039 my answer. Thank you for correcting my wrong. Yeah, you're welcome, 135 00:10:03.039 --> 00:10:05.120 all right, That's what I'm here for. So back in the day, 136 00:10:05.360 --> 00:10:09.480 I was on the Prices Right, and I want a trip to France. 137 00:10:09.360 --> 00:10:13.320 I was called up Laura k Laura Kane, come on down, and I 138 00:10:13.399 --> 00:10:18.120 came down and I got on, and I want a trip to Niece and 139 00:10:18.360 --> 00:10:22.080 France by doing the squeeze play where you have to take out the number and 140 00:10:22.279 --> 00:10:26.440 they squeeze it together and I picked the right one. And then I got 141 00:10:26.480 --> 00:10:30.720 in the showcase and I missed winning a BMW by like that much. But 142 00:10:30.840 --> 00:10:37.440 anyway, did you know that people frequently pee their pants when they win, 143 00:10:37.600 --> 00:10:45.519 So therefore they have emergency sweatpants backstage and a hair dryer and everything else for 144 00:10:45.600 --> 00:10:50.320 when contestants pee their pants on stage during commercials change into sweat Oh my god. 145 00:10:50.639 --> 00:10:54.440 They can be on like the showdown or whatever the thing is. Is 146 00:10:54.519 --> 00:10:56.000 it crazy? Did I tell you when I went on the Prices Right? 147 00:10:56.399 --> 00:11:00.919 No? Did you were you up there, did you No? It was 148 00:11:01.039 --> 00:11:09.159 years ago and I had I went and the people that I went with were 149 00:11:09.200 --> 00:11:13.080 like, oh, if we stay for the second show, we double our 150 00:11:13.320 --> 00:11:16.159 chances of getting on. And you have to get there like five in the 151 00:11:16.159 --> 00:11:22.279 Oh my god. It was excruciating. And so after the first one I 152 00:11:22.399 --> 00:11:26.440 was done because then you have to do your dog and pony show. And 153 00:11:26.799 --> 00:11:28.759 if they do not pick just so you know, they do not pick people 154 00:11:28.840 --> 00:11:35.600 randomly from the audience, go ahead and give your account. I will give 155 00:11:35.720 --> 00:11:41.759 my advice. You have to go through an audition for the producer. And 156 00:11:41.960 --> 00:11:45.720 then he had what I call the Robert Palmer girls behind him, because there 157 00:11:45.720 --> 00:11:48.960 were like three girls all in back with clipboards and you give them your name 158 00:11:50.039 --> 00:11:54.919 and you tell them something interesting about you and then you go sit down. 159 00:11:54.759 --> 00:12:01.759 So if you have somebody that's sick or you have some sort of a crazy 160 00:12:03.039 --> 00:12:07.320 story, guaranteed you'll get on. So by the second show, I had 161 00:12:07.320 --> 00:12:09.279 had it. I had a migraine, I wanted to go home. I 162 00:12:09.399 --> 00:12:13.919 was done. So when I when I had to get up and do my 163 00:12:13.639 --> 00:12:18.279 thing again, I told them that I was in porn. Okay, and 164 00:12:18.360 --> 00:12:22.919 let's just say I was relegated to the last row right by where the curtain 165 00:12:24.000 --> 00:12:26.440 is in the back, and I fell asleep back my god, Okay, 166 00:12:26.559 --> 00:12:31.879 slap through the whole second show. Now listen, LA is really close. 167 00:12:33.399 --> 00:12:35.720 If you want to get on a game show, go try for a price 168 00:12:35.799 --> 00:12:39.960 is right, and here's how you get on. He's right. You do 169 00:12:39.080 --> 00:12:43.039 go up in groups of like six or ten people in front of the producer, 170 00:12:43.360 --> 00:12:46.960 and they asked your name real quick, what's your name? What do 171 00:12:46.000 --> 00:12:48.759 you do? What's your name? What do you do? What's your name? 172 00:12:48.799 --> 00:12:52.399 What do you do? And so that is your chance to make an 173 00:12:52.399 --> 00:12:56.200 impression. So I remember saying, Hi, my name is Laura Kane. 174 00:12:56.200 --> 00:12:58.080 And at that time I was a traffic reporder and I'm a traffic reporder and 175 00:12:58.120 --> 00:13:01.840 I'm on the radio. Hi, my name is Brian. I sell Dick 176 00:13:01.919 --> 00:13:05.960 Pics on the line. You just have to be up and bubbly. Eric 177 00:13:05.600 --> 00:13:11.519 how maybe have a fun little factoid in your pocket. Boom, you're on 178 00:13:11.600 --> 00:13:13.159 that show. It's so easy, and think about what you could win. 179 00:13:13.679 --> 00:13:16.639 Do it. I would say, go for it. It is a long 180 00:13:16.720 --> 00:13:18.759 day experience. It's a long day. Well. I mean I did get 181 00:13:18.799 --> 00:13:24.200 on and it worked well. My personality. Man, they were I didn't 182 00:13:24.240 --> 00:13:26.799 care. I was in such a bad mood when I got face, by 183 00:13:26.840 --> 00:13:33.919 the way, I was starving when I got there. There was no food. 184 00:13:33.080 --> 00:13:37.159 They won't They wouldn't even let me go across the street to the AMPM 185 00:13:37.559 --> 00:13:39.879 and even get anything. They wouldn't let you go to a vending machine. 186 00:13:41.159 --> 00:13:45.159 They take your phones like they It was crazy. I don't remember that. 187 00:13:45.279 --> 00:13:48.000 I you know what. I think that was before phones. It was a 188 00:13:48.039 --> 00:13:50.320 long time ago when I went, I want like a deli sandwich. Now 189 00:13:50.320 --> 00:13:52.600 you guys, okay, oh well this my next story is about sandwiches. 190 00:13:52.679 --> 00:13:58.120 That doesn't help me. Okay, are you eating your sandwich wrong? No, 191 00:13:58.159 --> 00:14:01.440 I'm not okay. How do you eat your sandwich? Like? Do 192 00:14:01.480 --> 00:14:03.679 you have okay? Do you I put it, I move it towards my 193 00:14:03.720 --> 00:14:07.519 mouth and I open my mouth right here, sandwich in my mouth? H 194 00:14:07.559 --> 00:14:13.919 yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Option A is some decent filling 195 00:14:13.000 --> 00:14:16.480 and a little bit of crust each bite. One bite. Do you get 196 00:14:16.480 --> 00:14:20.879 a little crust and the middle for at least the first biteyeah? Okay? 197 00:14:22.000 --> 00:14:24.759 Or do you Option B? Do you go right for the center? How 198 00:14:24.799 --> 00:14:26.960 do you go right for the center around the crust. Did you go right 199 00:14:28.000 --> 00:14:31.080 in the center, Oh, because you have to do the crust right away? 200 00:14:31.159 --> 00:14:33.000 Huh. I guess it depends on what you okay, that is, 201 00:14:33.360 --> 00:14:35.519 if you cut it in half. If I cut in half, either go 202 00:14:35.639 --> 00:14:37.840 for the middle or I go for a corner. Actually, okay, So 203 00:14:37.840 --> 00:14:41.120 you do a little crust in okay, okay? Or do you do c 204 00:14:41.679 --> 00:14:46.000 and just do crust and get it over with and then you have the good 205 00:14:46.000 --> 00:14:48.600 stuff for the last That is psychotic. If you eat all the crust offers, 206 00:14:48.320 --> 00:14:52.519 that's zactic thing, that's insane. Yeah, now, now this shocked 207 00:14:52.559 --> 00:15:01.840 me. Do you think the shinings Jack Nicholson's axe in the Shining or the 208 00:15:01.960 --> 00:15:09.399 door from The Titanic where Leo DiCaprio sinks, the door where Kate winslet is 209 00:15:09.480 --> 00:15:13.200 saved, the floating door in the water whatever she was floating on a piece 210 00:15:13.200 --> 00:15:18.519 of wood and he falls off because he couldn't fit on the door. Do 211 00:15:18.559 --> 00:15:20.559 you remember Titanic? Yeah? I don't understand the point you maker you start 212 00:15:20.600 --> 00:15:26.360 with the shining Okay? The door that that actual door, that prop What 213 00:15:26.440 --> 00:15:30.000 do you think went for more money? What do you think they actually have 214 00:15:30.080 --> 00:15:33.360 a funny story about The Shining is that when they were filming The Shining, 215 00:15:33.360 --> 00:15:35.480 they had a bunch of fake breakaway doors for Jack Nicholson early. They were 216 00:15:35.480 --> 00:15:37.639 like light away doors and they had to replace it with a real door because 217 00:15:37.639 --> 00:15:39.799 he used to be like a fire volunteer or something, and you knew how 218 00:15:39.799 --> 00:15:43.360 to chop down door. So he was hitting the moon like he was chopping 219 00:15:43.480 --> 00:15:45.799 down like a one hit. Oh my god, put a real door on 220 00:15:45.840 --> 00:15:48.039 there so you can actually hit it a couple of times. Do you know 221 00:15:48.080 --> 00:15:52.840 that Shelley Duvault was so traumatized that she never acted after that. I never 222 00:15:52.879 --> 00:15:56.559 really you never really did see her again. She never acted after that because 223 00:15:56.600 --> 00:16:00.200 it was so I'm gonna say the acts went for more mine. Was it 224 00:16:00.399 --> 00:16:04.320 okay for an auction? The axe or the door? The axe or the 225 00:16:04.320 --> 00:16:08.840 door that Kate Winslet was floating on the door from Titanic? You're right, 226 00:16:10.519 --> 00:16:15.000 so that went somebody bought that thing at auction for seven hundred and eighteen. 227 00:16:15.799 --> 00:16:21.879 Yes, it sounds about right. Yeah, what wow, dude, people 228 00:16:21.919 --> 00:16:26.039 pay for that collect movie prop collectors are serious? How much would you pay 229 00:16:26.159 --> 00:16:30.879 for Indiana Jones's whip from Temple of Doom? Depends on how much money it's 230 00:16:30.919 --> 00:16:34.279 worth. How much How much would you pay? Depends on which version is 231 00:16:34.320 --> 00:16:37.559 it? Like addiction? Is it a prop version Indiana Jones and the Temple 232 00:16:37.600 --> 00:16:41.440 it says it just says Harrison's forwards Indiana Jones whip from Temple of Doom. 233 00:16:41.759 --> 00:16:45.720 I'd pay like one hundred grand for it twenty thousand. Oh my god, 234 00:16:45.840 --> 00:16:48.480 are you kidding? I know where I know the maker is still like the 235 00:16:48.480 --> 00:16:52.480 person who made tho whips is still in business. I just get but it 236 00:16:52.480 --> 00:16:56.600 wouldn't be the actual one. That's fine. Care what about Bill Murray's red 237 00:16:56.720 --> 00:17:00.240 rose bowling ball from Kingpin? Who cares that? I remember that movie? 238 00:17:00.360 --> 00:17:03.960 Three hundred thousand? Well that three hundred and fifty thousand? Really? Yeah? 239 00:17:04.119 --> 00:17:11.559 Oh my god. How about Toby Maguire's black symbiote suit from Spider Man 240 00:17:11.640 --> 00:17:18.759 three. I bet like two hundred fifty k one thousand, and then uh, 241 00:17:18.880 --> 00:17:22.039 Kate Winslet's dress from the End of Titanic went for one hundred and twenty 242 00:17:22.079 --> 00:17:26.200 five thousand. Oh my god. That is now this is gonna piss you 243 00:17:26.240 --> 00:17:32.079 off. It pissed me off. Rancor dot Com did the best comedy films 244 00:17:32.079 --> 00:17:34.480 of all time ranked. I'm not gonna give you all twenty. We're gonna 245 00:17:34.480 --> 00:17:40.000 start just at ten. Okay, now, think about the best comedy movies 246 00:17:40.039 --> 00:17:42.279 of all This is gonna make mad, it's gonna pish you off. It 247 00:17:42.400 --> 00:17:45.839 kind of made me annoyed. It made me annoyed. Okay, I'm gonna 248 00:17:45.920 --> 00:17:51.000 say get thrown. You want to throw one out? Good comedy movies, 249 00:17:51.319 --> 00:17:56.799 Young Frankenstein, Stepbrothers, Okay, so step Brothers not on there, Monty 250 00:17:56.839 --> 00:18:00.720 Python, Holy Grill, that is number three, that's number four. That's 251 00:18:00.759 --> 00:18:03.759 fair. That was a funny movie. Yes, it's classic. Yes, 252 00:18:03.680 --> 00:18:06.599 what was the other one, you said, Young frank Zine? It was 253 00:18:06.680 --> 00:18:10.559 number nine. Airplane Okay, Airplane was number three. That's a good one. 254 00:18:10.920 --> 00:18:17.160 Vacation, Christmas Vacation the best one. Number two? Oh well, 255 00:18:17.160 --> 00:18:19.920 oh, Christmas Vacation was number two. That was funny. National Lampoon's Basic 256 00:18:21.039 --> 00:18:25.319 Vacation was number seven. Okay, yeah, that was not funny. Let's 257 00:18:25.319 --> 00:18:30.960 see what's number one. Caddyshack was ten. Okay. Groundhog Day. Groundhog 258 00:18:30.079 --> 00:18:34.440 Day is not on the list of twenty. Actually, is that a comedy? 259 00:18:34.480 --> 00:18:37.599 No? I hated groundhog Day. My cousin Vinnie is number eight. 260 00:18:38.079 --> 00:18:41.119 That's a good. Yeah, that's a funny movie. I don't think I've 261 00:18:41.160 --> 00:18:45.240 ever seen that, my cousin Vinnie. No foul play, foul play. 262 00:18:45.880 --> 00:18:48.680 No. I'll read you the top twenty because you might as well. Okay, 263 00:18:49.279 --> 00:18:55.079 National Lampoons, Animal House is twenty. Seana the Dead is nineteen. 264 00:18:56.400 --> 00:19:00.960 That was funny. Never saw it. The Blues Brothers the movie or was 265 00:19:00.000 --> 00:19:06.079 in He Was a Little Boy one. That was eighteen. Ferris Bueller's Day 266 00:19:06.079 --> 00:19:08.079 Off, Okay, not you know that movie is not actually funny, though 267 00:19:08.400 --> 00:19:11.119 it's it is entertaining, but it's actually like not that funny, Like there's 268 00:19:11.119 --> 00:19:14.920 no little jokes cracked in at hardly. It's a lot of black humor in 269 00:19:14.960 --> 00:19:18.839 it. Kind of it's but it's like some gags, I guess. Anyways, 270 00:19:18.839 --> 00:19:22.240 still a good movie coming to America. Number sixteen. I haven't seen 271 00:19:22.279 --> 00:19:23.599 it, never seen. I haven't seen that either. I don't have interested 272 00:19:25.319 --> 00:19:30.839 Happy Gilmour fifteen, Yeah that makes sense. Fourteen Spaceballs, Oh that was 273 00:19:30.880 --> 00:19:33.279 good. Spaceballs is good? Is it? I like Spaceballs? I love 274 00:19:33.319 --> 00:19:37.880 Melbrooks movies. Yeah, Off of Space number thirteen, love that movie. 275 00:19:37.920 --> 00:19:41.799 I haven't seen. I haven't seen that entire movie. Oh my god, 276 00:19:41.839 --> 00:19:45.279 I love that movie. Is History of the World on there? No? 277 00:19:45.839 --> 00:19:48.519 Oh, the Naked Gun from the files of Police Squad is number twelve. 278 00:19:48.599 --> 00:19:52.640 Ygad Gun's pretty funny. Planes, Trains and Automobiles is number eleven. That's 279 00:19:52.680 --> 00:19:59.680 a good one. Yeah, Lazy and Saddles number one, Islazing I've never 280 00:19:59.720 --> 00:20:03.680 seen You've never seen Blazing Saddles. That's another mel Brooks movie. It's kind 281 00:20:03.720 --> 00:20:06.279 of funny. I'm not gonna lie. I don't know. It's High Anxiety 282 00:20:06.319 --> 00:20:07.640 on there? No, then we went through all the rest of that. 283 00:20:07.880 --> 00:20:11.599 High Anxiety is hilarious. I feel like they've left out a lot of them. 284 00:20:11.839 --> 00:20:15.160 No, Blazing Sounds is funny. I don't know if you put number 285 00:20:15.200 --> 00:20:17.640 one, but it is funny. But like, where's Anchorman? That was 286 00:20:18.200 --> 00:20:22.920 that made me look so fag I find Anchorman is funny, but it should 287 00:20:22.960 --> 00:20:26.599 be on this list. Are a different it should be a little bit more 288 00:20:26.640 --> 00:20:30.759 current this list anyway. I think old comedy is actually better than did you 289 00:20:30.759 --> 00:20:33.319 ever? Did you ever see the Cameron Diaz one with Christina Applegate called the 290 00:20:33.319 --> 00:20:38.480 Sweetest Thing? No oh, what is that a comedy? Oh? Yeah, 291 00:20:38.519 --> 00:20:42.119 it is hilarious and like what you call it was on there? Oh 292 00:20:42.160 --> 00:20:48.079 you know what else is really funny is twenty one Jump Street? Yes it 293 00:20:48.160 --> 00:20:52.240 is. What's the one? What's the one with Bradley Cooper where they're all 294 00:20:52.279 --> 00:20:55.640 in Vegas? And oh the Hangover? Yeah? The Hangover? Or super 295 00:20:55.680 --> 00:20:59.240 Bad? That's a great one too. That's a great one. Hangover should 296 00:20:59.240 --> 00:21:02.640 have been on there. It's super bad. See there's missing things. In 297 00:21:02.640 --> 00:21:04.279 fact, super Bad was that number one. I actually wouldn't be that upset 298 00:21:04.319 --> 00:21:07.720 super Bad as it kind of a timeless, freaking surprise. Blazing Saddles was 299 00:21:07.799 --> 00:21:11.440 number one. I am too. It is funny though, it is really 300 00:21:11.480 --> 00:21:14.720 funny, really old. Yeah, it's nineteen seventy. You know. It's 301 00:21:14.720 --> 00:21:15.720 funnies because they use the game word a lot, and you can't use that 302 00:21:15.720 --> 00:21:18.359 anymore. And that's what's funny about it. They use the anh yeah oh 303 00:21:18.440 --> 00:21:22.400 yeah, really yeah. It's because didn't it shouldn't be allowed to be seen 304 00:21:22.440 --> 00:21:29.240 anymore. I'm surprised that that's number one, considering it's a past because if 305 00:21:29.240 --> 00:21:32.759 it's also it was making fun of racism, so it was it wasn't like 306 00:21:32.799 --> 00:21:37.559 they were racist. Oh okay, all right, now it's time for my 307 00:21:37.920 --> 00:21:44.920 glorious quiz quiz. Okay, here we go. Now, honestly, this 308 00:21:45.039 --> 00:21:48.519 is you're gonna have to think. So we're going to leave the music on 309 00:21:48.680 --> 00:21:52.319 or put keep putting the music on when you're thinking about these things. I 310 00:21:52.319 --> 00:21:59.160 have four questions. Four questions, okay. The first question is what is 311 00:21:59.200 --> 00:22:07.359 your favorite color? Write it down? Second question, what is your favorite 312 00:22:07.359 --> 00:22:18.680 animal? Third question is something I want you to imagine. You're in a 313 00:22:18.720 --> 00:22:26.000 white room. There are no windows, there are no doors, It's completely 314 00:22:26.039 --> 00:22:30.720 white. You're all by yourself. Give me three adjectives. How you feel 315 00:22:32.279 --> 00:22:36.960 in that room, how we feel about the room, or just how we 316 00:22:37.000 --> 00:22:41.359 feel in the room. How you feel how do you feel about that room? 317 00:22:41.400 --> 00:22:44.680 Being in that room? All white, no windows, no doors, 318 00:22:44.799 --> 00:23:00.519 all alone. Three adjectives. You know what an adjective? Yes? Music? 319 00:23:00.759 --> 00:23:11.119 Okay, okay, and I have one more question. Okay, now, 320 00:23:11.359 --> 00:23:17.039 what is your favorite body of water? Example? Is it a lake, 321 00:23:17.480 --> 00:23:22.759 a stream, a river, ocean, that kind of thing. What's 322 00:23:22.799 --> 00:23:29.039 your favorite body of water? All right, now we're going to go back 323 00:23:29.039 --> 00:23:34.759 to the first one. Your favorite color. Give me three adjectives why that 324 00:23:34.880 --> 00:23:41.559 color is your favorite color? Go? Wait, three adjectives like, for 325 00:23:41.640 --> 00:23:48.759 example, what if if it's red, vibrant, exciting, powerful like that, 326 00:23:48.440 --> 00:23:53.759 those kind of adjectives. What personify the color like give it? Give 327 00:23:53.799 --> 00:23:56.359 me three adjectives. Why did you like that color? Why is that your 328 00:23:56.359 --> 00:24:08.359 favorite color? Now I want you to do the same thing for the animal. 329 00:24:10.519 --> 00:24:18.000 Tell me why three adjectives, Why that animal is your favorite? I 330 00:24:18.000 --> 00:24:21.440 still think about the animal. Hold are you still doing? Are you still 331 00:24:21.440 --> 00:24:23.559 in the color? No? I did every I've done everything, but dog, 332 00:24:23.880 --> 00:24:26.079 Oh that's okay, don't worry about it. Well, I don't know, 333 00:24:26.160 --> 00:24:29.400 but I just I put a place sholder because so I could come back 334 00:24:29.440 --> 00:24:30.519 to it. But I'm not sure what my favorite animal is. Okay, 335 00:24:30.559 --> 00:24:34.839 well let me okay, wait, and then the adjectives about why we it's 336 00:24:34.839 --> 00:24:41.799 our favorite? Three adjectives. Three adjectives. Why is this particular animal your 337 00:24:41.839 --> 00:24:47.319 favorite? Three adjectives explaining or personifying this animal? Whatever? You know what 338 00:24:47.359 --> 00:24:56.599 I'm talking about? Three adjectives. And then to speed this along a little 339 00:24:56.599 --> 00:25:00.680 bit more. Okay, we're gonna go to the body of water. You 340 00:25:00.720 --> 00:25:03.519 don't have to tell me what it is yet, but I'm going to do 341 00:25:03.559 --> 00:25:06.720 the same thing for you. And this is the last thing. Give me 342 00:25:06.880 --> 00:25:15.279 three adjectives, Why this particular body of water is your favorite? Why can 343 00:25:15.359 --> 00:25:19.440 you connect with it? Adjectives? Please? Three, and then we're done. 344 00:25:19.480 --> 00:25:26.960 And then I'll explain everything to you and we'll see if this really holds 345 00:25:26.039 --> 00:25:30.519 up like it does like it has for many many years for me. I've 346 00:25:30.519 --> 00:25:36.079 given this test to many people and it's always awesome. Okay, are we 347 00:25:36.119 --> 00:25:40.759 done? Did you guys get all your adjectives in even the room? You're 348 00:25:40.799 --> 00:25:49.200 done with the room? Okay, So your favorite color is how other people 349 00:25:49.599 --> 00:25:55.880 see you because a lot of times you surround yourself with that collar. You 350 00:25:55.920 --> 00:25:59.119 wear that collar, you may have that collar in your home. That's kind 351 00:25:59.119 --> 00:26:02.680 of how other people say you. So please, Eric, you start, 352 00:26:03.000 --> 00:26:06.319 what are your adjectives? What's your color? And what are the adjectives? 353 00:26:06.319 --> 00:26:14.000 Orange? And why fiery? Bold, and electric are the you just explained 354 00:26:14.000 --> 00:26:17.799 yourself adjectives. I love it, So that's how other people see you. 355 00:26:17.920 --> 00:26:21.960 Bold? Electric? And what was the first one? Fiery? Fiery for 356 00:26:22.039 --> 00:26:27.000 sure? Brian? I put dark blue. It is cool, it looks 357 00:26:27.039 --> 00:26:34.240 good on me, just kidding. Creative and dark. Oh see, that's 358 00:26:34.359 --> 00:26:37.920 kind of how I see you as a little You are a little dark, 359 00:26:38.279 --> 00:26:42.400 not in a bad way, but in a not in a good way either. 360 00:26:45.200 --> 00:26:47.319 You are a little dark? What about you? A little dark? 361 00:26:47.640 --> 00:26:51.200 I'm not playing. Oh I've already I've done this a long time, all 362 00:26:51.279 --> 00:26:52.720 right now. That's so, that's how other people see you. Now. 363 00:26:53.119 --> 00:26:57.799 Your favorite animal is how you view yourself because you can kind of you your 364 00:26:57.799 --> 00:27:02.079 favorite animals. You can relate to the animals, so you kind of see 365 00:27:02.119 --> 00:27:07.039 yourself in that animal. What's your favorite animal? Eric an owl? And 366 00:27:07.119 --> 00:27:11.759 why I said that they are wise, sweet and clever. Is that how 367 00:27:11.799 --> 00:27:15.759 you see yourself? I guess wise, sweet and clever. Yeah, definitely, 368 00:27:17.039 --> 00:27:21.920 I mean that's how I see you, too, Brian. I chose 369 00:27:21.920 --> 00:27:25.160 a snake like snake. This isn't how I see myself, though. I 370 00:27:25.240 --> 00:27:27.640 like snakes because they are I think they're pretty, like, they're nice colors, 371 00:27:27.680 --> 00:27:30.680 they are sleek, and they are a little mysterious. But that's not 372 00:27:30.720 --> 00:27:34.799 really how I see myself though. You don't see yourself as mysterious. You 373 00:27:34.920 --> 00:27:38.720 kind of are, I'm sure, possibly, but not like sleek or I'm 374 00:27:38.759 --> 00:27:42.000 not like I don't When I think of someone who like resembles a snake, 375 00:27:42.160 --> 00:27:45.920 I guess the quality wise, I wouldn't think of myself all right, Well, 376 00:27:47.079 --> 00:27:49.759 okay, snake also has the connotation of like being you know, backstabbing, 377 00:27:49.799 --> 00:27:56.000 and you know, not necessarily not I mean right, right, right, 378 00:27:56.079 --> 00:28:03.960 okay. Now the room represents death. Oh how did you view the 379 00:28:03.039 --> 00:28:07.519 room? Give me your adjectives? Interesting, calm, peaceful, and serene. 380 00:28:07.720 --> 00:28:11.480 I love it. I knew you would. I knew you would see 381 00:28:11.480 --> 00:28:15.559 the room that way. I knew it, Brian. It was just a 382 00:28:15.559 --> 00:28:18.279 white room with nothing in it, right, and you were all by yourself? 383 00:28:18.400 --> 00:28:22.920 Okay, So I said I would be bored, okay, slightly concerned 384 00:28:22.920 --> 00:28:25.920 why I was in this room, trapped in this room, and a little 385 00:28:25.960 --> 00:28:29.559 confused. Okay, Okay. I don't think I call onto the being death 386 00:28:29.559 --> 00:28:33.039 and noun. Well, no, nobody, you're not supposed to. I 387 00:28:33.079 --> 00:28:34.960 don't think that's how i'd be. Maybe that's how i'd be after I die, 388 00:28:36.119 --> 00:28:41.079 will be confused, you'd be concerned, probably, I don't know about 389 00:28:41.160 --> 00:28:42.680 bored. I don't think i'd be concerned. Well, you'd be concerned why 390 00:28:42.720 --> 00:28:47.279 you died at twenty three? Probably? Well, yes, if I died 391 00:28:47.359 --> 00:28:53.960 right now? Sure? Okay. Now the body of water represents sex, 392 00:28:55.279 --> 00:29:02.400 oh boy, sexuality? What did you choose? Eric? Ocean, And 393 00:29:02.440 --> 00:29:06.640 what are your adjectives? Here we go now? Unpredictable, wild and rhythmic. 394 00:29:07.720 --> 00:29:12.799 He wants a surprised Sasha Cohen Barrett finger in the butt. Oh wow, 395 00:29:15.160 --> 00:29:21.319 what was the first one? Unpredictable, while and rhythmic. That's so 396 00:29:21.559 --> 00:29:25.400 good, it's perfect. Oh god, Brian, Okay, oh no, 397 00:29:25.480 --> 00:29:30.200 what body of water? Did you choose an unconsensual body of No, I'm 398 00:29:30.279 --> 00:29:34.759 kidding, Okay, So I I chose a lagoon or by you the camera 399 00:29:34.799 --> 00:29:41.119 on he was on lagoon or bio. I like I like this, I 400 00:29:41.200 --> 00:29:44.160 like it. I like bious. Now I have my three adjectives, and 401 00:29:44.200 --> 00:29:47.400 I'm gonna give you my secret fourth adjective as to why I chose. Look 402 00:29:47.400 --> 00:29:51.519 at your bious. It's not it's not as it's not. Actually first one 403 00:29:51.559 --> 00:29:59.119 is calm, quiet, secluded. Now my fourth adjective is I like bious 404 00:29:59.160 --> 00:30:03.920 because of the Pirates Caribbean ride at Disneyland. That's the real reason. And 405 00:30:03.000 --> 00:30:07.480 why is that because it's exciting? No, because it's nice and dark and 406 00:30:07.519 --> 00:30:11.119 quiet, and I like the aesthetic of it. So you chose so you 407 00:30:11.279 --> 00:30:17.880 view sex as no excluded? No, you're you're private. You're very private 408 00:30:17.920 --> 00:30:22.000 about that part of your life. Sure, so I can see that as 409 00:30:22.240 --> 00:30:25.759 how you would view sex. And I like that you picked lagoon or like 410 00:30:25.799 --> 00:30:27.599 a bayou or something that's kind of cool. I'm gonna be honest, maybe 411 00:30:27.599 --> 00:30:30.680 that tracks I really just picked it because I like the parts Caribbean Ride at 412 00:30:30.680 --> 00:30:36.440 Disneyland. Okay. Like the restaurant they got land the Blue Bayou. Yes, 413 00:30:36.480 --> 00:30:37.200 I've been there. I love it. That's a great restaurant. It's 414 00:30:37.240 --> 00:30:41.640 the coolest. That's why I want my backyard to look like someday is water 415 00:30:41.240 --> 00:30:45.279 trees. I'm gonna import some fireflies, throw them in the back. Do 416 00:30:45.319 --> 00:30:49.559 you want it covered or is it going to be open air? I just 417 00:30:49.599 --> 00:30:52.720 will enjoy it more at night time. Yes, So maybe this speaks to 418 00:30:52.799 --> 00:30:59.599 my sexual proclivities. I think it just means I really like But did you 419 00:30:59.720 --> 00:31:02.559 like it? That's like my friend little it's kind of cool. Huh. 420 00:31:03.480 --> 00:31:07.880 Okay, anyway, so that's my big It's neat, super neat, It's 421 00:31:07.920 --> 00:31:12.720 super yeah. Oh my gosh. Okay, So next week I'm going to 422 00:31:14.960 --> 00:31:21.079 give Brian some videos left hands. No, God, are you kidding me? 423 00:31:21.480 --> 00:31:25.839 Do you think he would remember calm, quiet, secluded, Yes, 424 00:31:26.359 --> 00:31:29.559 he would run out that door and never come back. I would never be 425 00:31:29.559 --> 00:31:33.599 able to get it up again. Oh my god, thank you so much. 426 00:31:33.640 --> 00:31:41.799 Oh my god. So my brother brought he took some old old videos, 427 00:31:41.839 --> 00:31:45.720 even some real to reel of, like of when I was like three 428 00:31:45.799 --> 00:31:48.480 years old, four years old, anyways, some of those videos. But 429 00:31:48.559 --> 00:31:53.480 there's a video of me when I was twenty with my ex husband when we 430 00:31:53.480 --> 00:31:59.440 were dating. And you're not going to believe this video. So I'm gonna 431 00:31:59.440 --> 00:32:02.240 say, we're gonna play that. We're going to hopefully have more information about 432 00:32:02.599 --> 00:32:08.079 May our May party, which is going to celebrate Brian's to your anniversary being 433 00:32:08.119 --> 00:32:12.200 with us, which is amazing. Yeah, apparently Laura's bird and my birthday, 434 00:32:12.200 --> 00:32:15.640 which haven't said land on a Friday. So let's make it May twenty 435 00:32:15.640 --> 00:32:16.960 fourth. Why not? God, you guys are going to have such a 436 00:32:17.000 --> 00:32:21.640 good time. Yeah, let me wait, real quick quick question. Wow, 437 00:32:22.640 --> 00:32:27.079 dude, don't even joke about that. If I'm off my right now, 438 00:32:27.200 --> 00:32:32.400 I've got how mad I am anyways, even but just out of curiosity 439 00:32:32.559 --> 00:32:36.839 because one of these what you ideally would like to do is still a little 440 00:32:36.839 --> 00:32:39.000 bit up in the air. Yeah, at what point do we make backup 441 00:32:39.200 --> 00:32:45.759 plans. Let's see. Oh good, good question. Yeah, because I 442 00:32:45.799 --> 00:32:47.640 know she will just chip away at this until like the week before and be 443 00:32:47.680 --> 00:32:50.480 like, oh shit, oh no, no, I will all go. 444 00:32:50.599 --> 00:32:53.079 We'll just have it here. No, I've been told not to have it 445 00:32:53.119 --> 00:32:58.200 at my house. Yeah, I've been told not to four pm on a 446 00:32:58.279 --> 00:33:05.240 Thursday. I'm too trusting. Apparently, No, we will. We are 447 00:33:05.279 --> 00:33:08.720 having a party of some sort and get ready mark down either May twenty third, 448 00:33:08.720 --> 00:33:12.839 May twenty word, May twenty fifth, keep those how much you keep 449 00:33:12.880 --> 00:33:15.680 all those things were going? But hopefully May twenty four because that'll be just 450 00:33:15.720 --> 00:33:19.720 super fun and we can celebrate Brian and me. I don't we will want 451 00:33:19.759 --> 00:33:23.400 to fourth why because you want to don't want to share with you? So 452 00:33:23.440 --> 00:33:25.920 you want to do two things. I don't want to celebrate your birthday. 453 00:33:25.960 --> 00:33:29.480 I think we should just not do your thing and we should just do my 454 00:33:29.559 --> 00:33:32.279 thing on my birthday. I celebrate your birth birthday privately, but I think 455 00:33:32.279 --> 00:33:38.559 we should publicly celebrate. How are you privately going to celebrate my birthday? 456 00:33:38.880 --> 00:33:44.880 You probably want two different cakes private? Yeah, we'll make it. You're 457 00:33:44.880 --> 00:33:49.200 going to get your Keanu stuff that day apparently, or maybe before that I 458 00:33:49.200 --> 00:33:52.880 don't know. Ask the keeper. That's right, it's going to be changed 459 00:33:53.240 --> 00:33:59.920 constantly. I don't get it. I know it's there. You will present 460 00:34:00.079 --> 00:34:02.400 it at the party. Oh, that'll be amazing, and we'll do a 461 00:34:02.559 --> 00:34:07.200 live broadcast. It's gonna be greats. I might not be presenting it. 462 00:34:07.920 --> 00:34:09.840 Yeah, we're gonna do it on Friday. Don't don't do that to me, 463 00:34:10.000 --> 00:34:13.760 Eric. Maybe Cana will even be there. Yea, I might not 464 00:34:13.800 --> 00:34:16.519 even be presenting it. I don't present. So he shipped to you and 465 00:34:16.519 --> 00:34:20.320 then pick it up from you, and then I don't think. So don't 466 00:34:20.320 --> 00:34:22.400 don't tease me like that. That's too much for my heart to bear. 467 00:34:22.800 --> 00:34:27.239 You and I need to talk. No, we us three need to talk, 468 00:34:29.239 --> 00:34:31.559 or you need to talk the talent. The talent is actually we all 469 00:34:31.559 --> 00:34:35.960 three could talk. We could get this. Actually, no, just you 470 00:34:36.039 --> 00:34:38.000 and I because we want to surpres No, we did. He doesn't want 471 00:34:38.000 --> 00:34:40.840 to be spread. Okay, you've already told us there. I want to 472 00:34:40.840 --> 00:34:45.199 know. I know you've already you've made that know ahead of time, you've 473 00:34:45.199 --> 00:34:49.800 made that clear. Okay, So anyway, thank you for listening. Get 474 00:34:49.840 --> 00:34:54.079 ready for some cool news coming up on Oh and do I have some new 475 00:34:54.199 --> 00:35:00.159 auditions for you. Oh no that, I swear to god. I I 476 00:35:00.280 --> 00:35:06.400 worked on I did it again and again and again, and I just this 477 00:35:06.519 --> 00:35:08.880 one. I might you might actually think I'm good. What's the role? 478 00:35:09.760 --> 00:35:15.599 I'm a mother? Again? I don't think you're qualified for that role? 479 00:35:17.480 --> 00:35:22.719 Obviously not. Geez, I haven't gotten any of these dang things anyway. 480 00:35:22.599 --> 00:35:30.360 Have you tried any best friend roles? Oh? Oh, too old? 481 00:35:31.440 --> 00:35:36.000 I'd I'd be okay with that at this point, I'd fine. I don't 482 00:35:36.000 --> 00:35:39.840 think you could pulled off though, because you are like the opposite of sexuality 483 00:35:40.159 --> 00:35:46.360 out okay? What okay? What about me not taking my Prozact for three 484 00:35:46.440 --> 00:35:54.440 days, being tired, being sensitive and you guys like feasting on I'm actually 485 00:35:55.639 --> 00:36:00.440 I'm actually being a delight. You are saying you just you floated the best 486 00:36:00.480 --> 00:36:06.840 friend thing again after making that funked up list, and I don't like to 487 00:36:07.239 --> 00:36:10.599 just upset. I'm number three right now and you're number four. I can't 488 00:36:10.599 --> 00:36:15.480 rething about that you talked be mad at Eric about that you made that list. 489 00:36:15.679 --> 00:36:17.679 I am, but I'm mad at you too for various things. Baby, 490 00:36:17.760 --> 00:36:23.000 that's not new. I'm just no. My only point was is that 491 00:36:23.079 --> 00:36:28.280 you said you'd be a millf. I was like, well you have you 492 00:36:28.360 --> 00:36:32.960 have somewhat of a dry history of the last ever it seems like, okay, 493 00:36:34.000 --> 00:36:37.519 that doesn't necessarily mean that I'm not good about it. It kind of 494 00:36:37.519 --> 00:36:46.239 would suggest, actually I couldn't. You're just a milf with the vagina. 495 00:36:47.000 --> 00:36:52.039 Please, it's it's a Midwif it's a m I w F, I wouldn't 496 00:36:52.079 --> 00:36:58.760 like to enough enough. You're like a milk. I need to go take 497 00:36:58.760 --> 00:37:01.920 my pills please, I need to take my meds right now. All right, 498 00:37:02.880 --> 00:37:07.280 I we can make you a business card that says like milf DV. 499 00:37:08.440 --> 00:37:15.559 What's Stevie? No, don't shut up? Okay anyway, thank you for 500 00:37:15.119 --> 00:37:19.239 thank you so much for listening. We really appreciate you hanging on this long 501 00:37:19.480 --> 00:37:23.679 and playing along with us, and it means a lot. Dude, you 502 00:37:23.719 --> 00:37:30.360 know what. I love you and love your podcast. I love you, 503 00:37:28.679 --> 00:37:34.480 I love you. I just log out and let's get it over with and 504 00:37:35.079 --> 00:37:37.880 we'll move on to next week because it's going to be a better week because 505 00:37:37.880 --> 00:37:42.360 I'll be all meted up. And she hits me. I already hit you 506 00:37:42.400 --> 00:37:46.320 today. I know you called HR, but I'm HR. No you can. 507 00:37:46.440 --> 00:37:51.639 You may not because that today you don't deserve one, and it's annoying 508 00:37:51.679 --> 00:37:53.360 and it's kind of it's kind of annoying. Oh my gosh, you ask 509 00:37:53.440 --> 00:37:57.119 for it every time and it's weird. I agree, it's kind of Thank 510 00:37:57.159 --> 00:38:00.760 you. Thank you for backing me up for one for once. Oh I 511 00:38:00.800 --> 00:38:05.079 always back you up on closing out. Thank you, I always do. 512 00:38:05.880 --> 00:38:09.400 I'm gonna start having him close out and then you can just like be like 513 00:38:09.480 --> 00:38:15.000 top three on both of you guys' list. You can just stop out, 514 00:38:15.800 --> 00:38:20.639 can I of what you're doing for the last five years? You could just 515 00:38:20.679 --> 00:38:22.280 get up and leave. You want to just like take off? We can 516 00:38:22.320 --> 00:38:29.000 continue. Would be funny, man, that would be funny that that name 517 00:38:29.079 --> 00:38:30.719 is on like one of those scales. It's just like that you'd see on 518 00:38:30.760 --> 00:38:37.400 the prices, right, the little yodel ERTs just like it's just going down 519 00:38:37.480 --> 00:38:44.360 down town value looks like this. Oh wait, stock market crash. Like 520 00:38:45.039 --> 00:38:49.800 I ranked her so high a week ago. Yeah, you were number two 521 00:38:49.840 --> 00:38:52.320 and now you're number four. She was number one point five, that's right 522 00:38:53.199 --> 00:38:59.679 now she's now she's behind toenail clippings and the TJ Max cash here guess We're 523 00:38:59.679 --> 00:39:06.159 your boy? Is that trace? Shut up? Log out? Love you. 524 00:39:06.360 --> 00:39:08.199 I love you, my sweet babies. You love me and I love 525 00:39:08.239 --> 00:39:15.519 you too. Someone loves me. I love you. Okay bye,