WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.160 --> 00:00:05.000 The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine Wild four nine at the base number 2 00:00:05.000 --> 00:00:08.480 one hit music station, The JV Show on a Monday, here we are. 3 00:00:08.519 --> 00:00:11.839 It's Monday back. So I never ending cycle. We're just back. 4 00:00:11.880 --> 00:00:15.800 It's Monday again. Gosh, dang it. I'm selina, I'm jee, 5 00:00:15.880 --> 00:00:21.800 I'm cheaty. Today's a big day. We're announcing the Comedy Jam lineup seven 6 00:00:22.120 --> 00:00:26.320 block. I'm so excited, and we're going to be joined by ELVISP from 7 00:00:26.359 --> 00:00:29.280 the Doghouse. You know the whole uh you know. Bringing back Comedy Jam 8 00:00:29.320 --> 00:00:32.399 is to honor JB, to benefit Bay Area Ligne. And we can't we 9 00:00:32.560 --> 00:00:35.240 just can't do it without Elvis here, you can't do it. Elvis is 10 00:00:35.280 --> 00:00:38.159 coming in seven o'clock. And I'm wearing my Doghouse shirts today, and so 11 00:00:38.399 --> 00:00:41.479 was Oh wait the kiss ass today? Where are your doghouse? I was 12 00:00:41.520 --> 00:00:46.119 on the Doghouse Show. I have a lot of doghouse is joking, and 13 00:00:46.200 --> 00:00:50.000 the Doghouse launched the Comedy Jam. I know that, I know, I 14 00:00:50.039 --> 00:00:53.280 know my Doghouse history. I'm just making sure I know. I felt a 15 00:00:53.280 --> 00:00:58.520 little judge. I felt the job felt a little bit of time. We've 16 00:00:58.560 --> 00:01:00.920 a chanced to win a thousand dollars in Raise a cash on standby. I 17 00:01:00.960 --> 00:01:04.480 do want to talk about how all of our weekends went. I just before 18 00:01:04.480 --> 00:01:07.640 we went on the air, I asked around the room, he jess or 19 00:01:07.719 --> 00:01:11.079 cheat, anything, you know, juicy fun from the weekend, anything good? 20 00:01:11.680 --> 00:01:17.079 Just said that she spent the whole weekend with my kitty. Oh god, 21 00:01:17.239 --> 00:01:21.560 is this what this show has become? I mean, look, let 22 00:01:21.640 --> 00:01:23.640 me side bar with Selena here really quick. You know, Selena has got 23 00:01:23.640 --> 00:01:27.519 a gaggle of kids. I've got a couple of kids. Our weekends aren't 24 00:01:27.519 --> 00:01:32.599 as exciting as they once were. So we wanted to add someone to the 25 00:01:32.640 --> 00:01:36.760 show that was going to bring that energy, that the ratchet tree out of 26 00:01:36.879 --> 00:01:41.319 the clubs, the drama, the stories. And we got Cat Lady. 27 00:01:42.319 --> 00:01:48.840 What it's just because it's the first weekend with her, but the the ratchetree 28 00:01:48.920 --> 00:01:55.079 will continue started never started. And it wasn't. It wasn't before you were 29 00:01:55.079 --> 00:01:59.280 a cat Lady, before you got the cat we've got. We've been bamboozled. 30 00:02:00.200 --> 00:02:02.239 It was a bait and switch. Just wait till me and Chety go 31 00:02:02.280 --> 00:02:07.360 out. We've been waiting for that. Yeh, Graham, how is your 32 00:02:07.439 --> 00:02:12.800 weekend. Mine was good because finally a weekend with no kids soccer games. 33 00:02:12.879 --> 00:02:15.879 You feel bad celebrating the end of a kid's sport that they seem to enjoy, 34 00:02:15.919 --> 00:02:22.680 But man, it really frees up a lot of that. What are 35 00:02:22.680 --> 00:02:23.879 you in the middle of sports? I mean, not currently, but just 36 00:02:23.919 --> 00:02:27.960 for them to grow out of it. Oh yeah, I don't have to 37 00:02:28.000 --> 00:02:30.280 do it. Out of it and move out of the house. You don't 38 00:02:30.280 --> 00:02:31.759 have to deal with it anymore. Yeah, it'll be nice. But then 39 00:02:31.759 --> 00:02:35.560 I spent the entire weekend this since my schedule did free up. I spent 40 00:02:35.599 --> 00:02:38.879 the entire weekend. I spent all day Friday after the show, Saturday, 41 00:02:38.879 --> 00:02:42.199 and all day yesterday, you know, working on the house. Did do 42 00:02:42.280 --> 00:02:46.000 some dinners out with some friends on Friday and Saturday night though, so it 43 00:02:46.039 --> 00:02:50.400 was a little hungover doing the work on the new on the on the job 44 00:02:50.479 --> 00:02:53.120 site. But other than that, man, that weekend right on by. 45 00:02:53.400 --> 00:02:57.840 Now we're back to Monday, and now here we are furday. Yeah, 46 00:02:57.960 --> 00:03:00.759 and you said the rain's going to be coming in this week due today or 47 00:03:00.919 --> 00:03:04.680 this week is gonna be a mess because we've got APEX, that big conference 48 00:03:04.719 --> 00:03:07.000 going on the city and there's gonna be all kinds of road closures, and 49 00:03:07.039 --> 00:03:09.599 you know, lane of the Bay Bridge getting starting tomorrow five am gets shut 50 00:03:09.639 --> 00:03:13.520 down, one lane going each way, and then we're gonna have rain on 51 00:03:14.120 --> 00:03:22.039 starting tomorrow, I mean yeah, tomorrow, Friday. Everyone in the Bay 52 00:03:22.080 --> 00:03:27.960 Area needs to everyone learn practice you're driving today. Yeah, yeah, we 53 00:03:28.080 --> 00:03:30.520 got to talk back. I think that came in that. I think it's 54 00:03:30.599 --> 00:03:34.360 kind of for Jess. Oh okay, yeah, I need to play that 55 00:03:34.759 --> 00:03:38.479 Good Morning JV show. Fam. I like to give a shout out to 56 00:03:38.599 --> 00:03:46.639 Jess her Man and her cat. That's nice. Come, let's go. 57 00:03:49.639 --> 00:03:54.759 I'm assuming Jess's team got played the Cowboys and got absolutely I mean pounded. 58 00:03:54.879 --> 00:04:00.599 Is not strong enough for Jazzy response at this point, I'll see you next 59 00:04:00.680 --> 00:04:04.039 year, because we what are we supposed to do? We don't have quarterback? 60 00:04:04.080 --> 00:04:06.759 We are you didn't have a quarterback to begin with. Hate to break 61 00:04:06.759 --> 00:04:10.080 it to you, Daniel Jones was not going to win you guys at Super 62 00:04:10.080 --> 00:04:12.120 Bowl. The guy's a joke, okay, but not having him and not 63 00:04:12.159 --> 00:04:14.639 having his back back up and now being on the third string, like, 64 00:04:14.680 --> 00:04:15.800 what are we really going to do with that? You know, their quarterbacks 65 00:04:15.839 --> 00:04:19.079 out there you guys could sign. That's one of the biggest knocks against the 66 00:04:19.120 --> 00:04:23.920 Giants. That's like they're starting some moments. They're starting some no name kid, 67 00:04:23.920 --> 00:04:26.560 when there's guys out there that like know how to play in the NFL 68 00:04:26.560 --> 00:04:29.519 and they won't sign them. It's very peculiar. I do want to give 69 00:04:29.560 --> 00:04:32.240 Jess some props though, because her just giving that little explanation, it sounds 70 00:04:32.279 --> 00:04:36.040 like she knows football. There we go did she used terms like third string 71 00:04:36.120 --> 00:04:43.680 and quarterback and that was okay, is your man again? Backstory if you 72 00:04:43.879 --> 00:04:47.000 knew the show Jess and her Man, they're they're from Salinas, but their 73 00:04:47.000 --> 00:04:50.000 hometown team is the New York Giants. For some reason you can't forge out 74 00:04:50.000 --> 00:04:58.040 why is your man? Just beside himself that they're now they're now purposely tanking 75 00:04:58.240 --> 00:05:00.560 to try to get the best the highest draft pick next year. He's just 76 00:05:00.720 --> 00:05:04.360 like see you next year or two. Like he's just he's so over it 77 00:05:04.480 --> 00:05:08.079 now for the season. He's just like, what are we supposed to do 78 00:05:08.120 --> 00:05:10.319 with this? Well, they're two and eight, Yeah they're not. So 79 00:05:11.439 --> 00:05:18.399 it's bad, one bad and not very much Okay. The JV Show on 80 00:05:18.600 --> 00:05:25.120 Wild ninety four nine good morning, JV show. It's your official podcaster here, 81 00:05:25.879 --> 00:05:30.000 and I just wanted to take a minute to say thank you. I 82 00:05:30.079 --> 00:05:33.800 am very much looking forward to this evening when I'm listening to the podcast to 83 00:05:33.879 --> 00:05:40.439 learn who these official jokesters will be at the comedy jam. I went to 84 00:05:40.480 --> 00:05:45.759 the original comedy jams with the Doghouse, loved them, so I really can't 85 00:05:45.800 --> 00:05:48.879 wait to celebrate JV and the best way we know how. Thank you of 86 00:05:48.959 --> 00:05:51.639 course. Yeah, so this comedy jam is to honor JV. It's gonna 87 00:05:51.639 --> 00:05:57.399 benefit Bay Area Line and the fact that you can wait until tonight to find 88 00:05:57.399 --> 00:06:00.199 out you're gonna be there. You don't have to wait that long. You 89 00:06:00.240 --> 00:06:04.240 can just like go online seven o'clock listen to the show. And did she 90 00:06:04.279 --> 00:06:08.399 say she's our official podcaster? I didn't know we had an official way? 91 00:06:08.800 --> 00:06:10.759 We gotta do. We have to pay for that. How does she earn 92 00:06:10.800 --> 00:06:14.519 the title? Maybe she podcasts more minutes than anybody else, But well done. 93 00:06:14.600 --> 00:06:23.560 I like it. I love it. We're back. Have a good 94 00:06:23.639 --> 00:06:30.439 day, guys. Bye bye. We are back. We are back. 95 00:06:30.959 --> 00:06:35.240 Let's go. Did we early? I don't remember. I don't keep up. 96 00:06:35.279 --> 00:06:39.360 West lost three games in a row. And then remember on Friday, 97 00:06:39.399 --> 00:06:41.680 I said, I don't want to say this is a must win game, 98 00:06:41.720 --> 00:06:46.720 but it's a must win game, and it was going it was gonna differentiate 99 00:06:46.759 --> 00:06:50.120 whether or not we were contenders or pretenders. And I'll tell you what, 100 00:06:50.160 --> 00:06:57.600 we are contenders, best team in the NFL. They dominated, and we 101 00:06:57.600 --> 00:07:00.120 didn't just beat a crappy team like the New York Giants. We actually be 102 00:07:00.319 --> 00:07:04.639 a really good team and like pounded them, like beyond bounded them. So 103 00:07:04.720 --> 00:07:09.040 good talk about it later, Yeah, in today's Hottest trending. I'm assuming 104 00:07:09.480 --> 00:07:12.279 let's talk about the really embarrassing thing that happened to me over the weekend. 105 00:07:12.360 --> 00:07:15.000 So I go to my sister's house for my niece and nephew's birthday party. 106 00:07:15.600 --> 00:07:18.279 And it's me and the family, and you know, we're having a lot 107 00:07:18.319 --> 00:07:21.160 of Bruski's, you know, Okay, yeah, there's some ticula low and 108 00:07:21.319 --> 00:07:28.160 obviously, so me and my sisters we decided to go get some impromptu tattoos, 109 00:07:28.759 --> 00:07:31.279 as you do when you're drinking with your family. Yes, good tattoos. 110 00:07:31.639 --> 00:07:34.480 Well we even wanted to get like matching sister tattoos. But I swear 111 00:07:34.480 --> 00:07:38.040 to God, my oldest sister well, my only older sister, but the 112 00:07:38.040 --> 00:07:41.240 oldest of the bunch. She is like she keeps putting it off. I 113 00:07:41.279 --> 00:07:44.480 think she's scared, but it was like her idea. I don't know one 114 00:07:44.480 --> 00:07:46.800 of them, but she keeps on like putting it off, and she's not 115 00:07:46.040 --> 00:07:47.800 down to do it. So like, okay, well we're gonna go get 116 00:07:47.800 --> 00:07:51.040 other tattoos without you. So we go. And I've been wanting to get 117 00:07:51.040 --> 00:07:54.079 my daughter's name anyways, that's what I got. You know, wasn't a 118 00:07:54.079 --> 00:07:58.680 big deal. But because this wasn't a planned thing, and because I knew 119 00:07:58.720 --> 00:08:03.680 I wanted her name on like the front of my ankle, I was not 120 00:08:03.800 --> 00:08:07.079 prepared to have to go show anyone my ankles. The poor tattoo guy had 121 00:08:07.120 --> 00:08:18.800 to shave their hair embarrassed. But I can't back out. It's like we're 122 00:08:18.839 --> 00:08:22.000 all bad to get tattoos. So wait, I kind of just pick another 123 00:08:22.040 --> 00:08:26.240 spot, like this is where I always envisioned it. But I have questions. 124 00:08:26.639 --> 00:08:31.879 Are you just it is your normal state a hairy one? Well, 125 00:08:31.919 --> 00:08:35.440 because I whax, so I only whax it once a month, so you 126 00:08:35.519 --> 00:08:39.039 only have two? Three? How long does a how long do your I've 127 00:08:39.080 --> 00:08:43.080 never gotten a wax. How long has the hair gone? You have maybe 128 00:08:43.080 --> 00:08:45.840 like two weeks of like nothing, and then after that it's like growing in. 129 00:08:45.919 --> 00:08:48.519 So it's it wasn't as bad as it could have been because it grows 130 00:08:48.559 --> 00:08:50.279 in like less and less, you know what I mean. It's not like 131 00:08:50.360 --> 00:08:52.919 HELLI fake. But still I had to sit up there and like roll my 132 00:08:52.960 --> 00:08:58.759 pants up and he grabs a razor shave it away. So, oh we 133 00:08:58.799 --> 00:09:01.799 got a hairy one here, I get the clippers, I got quote, 134 00:09:01.799 --> 00:09:05.279 I got waxing questions. Do you go to someone to wax your legs every 135 00:09:05.279 --> 00:09:09.120 two weeks or do you do it yourself? Either sounds terrible, but I 136 00:09:09.159 --> 00:09:15.519 do that myself. Oh why not just shave because the hair grows back faster. 137 00:09:16.840 --> 00:09:18.879 You have to do mean, you have to do more work, like 138 00:09:18.159 --> 00:09:22.159 I don't, because it seems to me every time I hear a story about 139 00:09:22.200 --> 00:09:24.960 your legs, you're talking about all the hair all over them. And I'll 140 00:09:24.960 --> 00:09:26.600 be honest with you that my wife, I think she shaves her legs in 141 00:09:26.639 --> 00:09:30.799 the shower. I don't ever run into a hairy leg. I don't ever 142 00:09:30.879 --> 00:09:33.519 run into a hairy leg in the bed ever. Okay, well, good 143 00:09:33.519 --> 00:09:37.879 for her. I don't know. Mexicans weren't made like that. I think 144 00:09:37.919 --> 00:09:41.879 it's more. I think it's more of she she actually takes the time to 145 00:09:41.919 --> 00:09:45.240 shave your legs. No, I don't have time for that, especially when 146 00:09:45.240 --> 00:09:48.759 I feel like no one's going to see them. The person that's but the 147 00:09:48.759 --> 00:09:52.000 person that's going to feel them is the person sharing a bed with you every 148 00:09:52.080 --> 00:09:54.159 night, the guy that's laying right next to you. He's that guy called 149 00:09:54.200 --> 00:09:58.720 your husband. Right, But I mostly because I'm just a cold person. 150 00:09:58.840 --> 00:10:03.120 I I will have like my leggings on or like anything you can wear to 151 00:10:03.159 --> 00:10:09.320 hide the hair, keep the hair hidden, and then the hair helps keep 152 00:10:09.320 --> 00:10:13.879 her warm too, exactly a little Chilians. Did you throw it on my 153 00:10:13.879 --> 00:10:16.240 feet? I would, but like I can't. Did your sisters get it 154 00:10:16.279 --> 00:10:20.240 at the same spot, like on on their incoor no they got they got 155 00:10:20.279 --> 00:10:26.200 other hairless spots. Okay, can do we get to see your tattoo? 156 00:10:26.879 --> 00:10:30.159 What's the story about that? What does it look like? How big? 157 00:10:30.240 --> 00:10:31.240 Is it? My daughter's name? Right now? You can't see if there's 158 00:10:31.240 --> 00:10:35.080 a plastic film over it? And so all like this is your daughter's name 159 00:10:35.080 --> 00:10:39.039 again? CALLI that's right, that's right? So all like the excess ink 160 00:10:39.120 --> 00:10:41.759 or whatever. It's just like a big blur and blob of ink right now 161 00:10:41.840 --> 00:10:43.480 until the plastic comes off. So right now, it's just when do we 162 00:10:45.039 --> 00:10:46.200 when do we take it off? A few days? Did it hurt? 163 00:10:46.519 --> 00:10:50.600 No? Okay, do you guys want to hear the disgusting thing? I 164 00:10:50.600 --> 00:10:56.600 thought that was the story. It gets worse, okay, so you I 165 00:10:56.639 --> 00:11:01.120 haven't told a lot of people this, you guys here on the JV show. 166 00:11:01.200 --> 00:11:03.639 Note, because I've been complaining about not being able to hear out of 167 00:11:03.679 --> 00:11:07.600 my right ear like three weeks now. I think maybe there was maybe one 168 00:11:07.679 --> 00:11:09.120 day where I came in I was like, oh my god, I could 169 00:11:09.159 --> 00:11:11.039 hear again. After that, my hearing was gone, and I legit thought 170 00:11:11.080 --> 00:11:15.000 I was here. Sorry, I legit thought I was losing my hearing. 171 00:11:15.039 --> 00:11:16.679 A lot of times. You know, JB would talk about, you know, 172 00:11:16.759 --> 00:11:22.039 wearing these headphones every day, and you wear them really loud loud. 173 00:11:22.440 --> 00:11:28.320 I've heard yours before. You you do have them too loud. You're out 174 00:11:28.320 --> 00:11:31.120 of my right ear. So I had to I had to make it higher, 175 00:11:31.480 --> 00:11:33.919 and I noticed it was worse. In the morning. I would get 176 00:11:33.000 --> 00:11:37.639 up and I like everything was just muffled, like, and I thought I 177 00:11:37.639 --> 00:11:41.600 would lose I thought I was losing my hearing because of this job. Other 178 00:11:41.600 --> 00:11:43.440 people were like, well, maybe it's like earwax. I'm like, I'm 179 00:11:43.440 --> 00:11:46.759 not an ear waxy person. Like I clean out my ears every you know, 180 00:11:46.840 --> 00:11:48.679 every time I get out of the shower, I'm cutube. And then 181 00:11:48.679 --> 00:11:50.279 I know you're not supposed to do that, but whatever, people do it 182 00:11:50.320 --> 00:11:54.480 anyways, and I'm not, like, if you're a waxy person, Well, 183 00:11:54.519 --> 00:12:01.240 then my man, he gets this earwax your ear picker cleaner thing and 184 00:12:01.240 --> 00:12:05.799 it has a camera attached. Oh what in the sick or east sick is 185 00:12:05.840 --> 00:12:07.399 that I saw these online? So you can like go in your ear and 186 00:12:07.440 --> 00:12:11.840 like see what's all in there? Gross. I don't need to see that. 187 00:12:11.799 --> 00:12:16.600 So he goes in my ear on Friday night, into my right ear 188 00:12:16.919 --> 00:12:24.440 and there is just this wall of earwax. The entire thing. It is 189 00:12:24.519 --> 00:12:28.440 just an earwax plug in there. And I was like, oh my god, 190 00:12:28.480 --> 00:12:31.360 I cannot believe this is the reason I'm not hearing. It was so 191 00:12:31.639 --> 00:12:39.279 discussing was like this dark, Yeah, I get it, gross ew stinky 192 00:12:39.360 --> 00:12:43.200 too, so we know that it's in there. Oh, he didn't take 193 00:12:43.200 --> 00:12:46.360 it out. Let me hold on. And then I'm like, then, 194 00:12:46.120 --> 00:12:48.679 like it's a weirly, weird feeling to have like this rod in your ears. 195 00:12:48.720 --> 00:12:50.039 I'm like, take it out, take it. I take it out. 196 00:12:50.080 --> 00:12:52.159 He takes it out, But like we have to get rid of it, 197 00:12:52.240 --> 00:12:56.759 right because it is it. It's really not that far, right, 198 00:12:56.879 --> 00:13:00.519 I mean, you're not like you back there by your brain that far. 199 00:13:00.559 --> 00:13:03.159 But even when you get to like because you have to like twist the camera 200 00:13:03.279 --> 00:13:05.639 to really turn that corner and that's where you see, that's where you see 201 00:13:05.679 --> 00:13:09.440 my ear wax plug. And we could just leave it like that. Now 202 00:13:09.480 --> 00:13:11.639 that we know it's there, we know that's why I can't hear out of 203 00:13:11.639 --> 00:13:16.399 my dang ear. He goes back in and all he does is poke the 204 00:13:16.440 --> 00:13:18.679 plug with is there a little tool attached to the end of the game. 205 00:13:20.679 --> 00:13:22.879 It's like a little like a little spoon. Oh, it's like a little 206 00:13:22.879 --> 00:13:26.799 shovel at the end. So he he like pokes it, and immediately then 207 00:13:26.960 --> 00:13:31.559 it was like my entire head just like unplugged, and I could like hear 208 00:13:31.759 --> 00:13:35.000 everything, and it was such a weird feeling, and I swear even now 209 00:13:35.080 --> 00:13:39.360 it feels weird because I feel like I'm overhearing after not being able to hear 210 00:13:39.399 --> 00:13:41.240 it for like three weeks. Yea. Then he pulls it back out because 211 00:13:41.240 --> 00:13:43.320 I'm like freaking out. I'm like, oh my god, he puts it 212 00:13:43.360 --> 00:13:50.639 back in and he sooops it out. It was the biggest ball. Do 213 00:13:50.639 --> 00:13:54.919 you guys want to see the video? So there's things recording video the whole 214 00:13:54.919 --> 00:13:56.480 time. Yes, so we can like see the video of it going in 215 00:13:56.519 --> 00:14:01.840 and discover and then like seeing the Wow, what kind of sick girls want 216 00:14:01.840 --> 00:14:07.080 to read? I'll be honest, I'm kind of curious. I look, 217 00:14:07.080 --> 00:14:11.279 I know it's really discussing and it's really gross. And I used to always 218 00:14:11.279 --> 00:14:13.399 make fun of JV for having earwax just like falling out of his ear, 219 00:14:13.480 --> 00:14:18.039 but now it's me. He posted this napkin one time of stuffed and Natasha 220 00:14:18.200 --> 00:14:20.559 mind out his ear and I can't see that. I still get grossries. 221 00:14:20.559 --> 00:14:22.519 This is worse. I am not going to lie to you. This is 222 00:14:22.519 --> 00:14:28.879 at least one hundred times worse than that. It's it's you're sick, I 223 00:14:28.919 --> 00:14:31.799 know. So here's the thing, because I know people are like sensitive to 224 00:14:31.799 --> 00:14:35.799 this kind of stuff because it's really disgusting If we get enough talkback saying people 225 00:14:35.879 --> 00:14:37.200 want to see it, I'll post the video at the JV show dot com. 226 00:14:37.240 --> 00:14:39.679 If you get enough people saying don't post it, that's disgusting, then 227 00:14:39.720 --> 00:14:43.639 I don't want to be that person and still post it to you. You 228 00:14:43.639 --> 00:14:46.840 can leave. It's to talk back on the iHeartRadio app. You just hit 229 00:14:46.879 --> 00:14:48.799 the little microphone button there and then uh yeah, voe if you want to 230 00:14:48.799 --> 00:14:58.200 see my earwax and Happy Monday the JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. 231 00:14:58.039 --> 00:15:01.879 We're talking about my ear wax off the air. Cheaty just did like the 232 00:15:01.919 --> 00:15:09.919 grossest laugh. Can you try to replicate that? I don't know it was 233 00:15:09.919 --> 00:15:15.679 that, but much deeper. Happy Monday the JV Show. Here, I'm 234 00:15:15.679 --> 00:15:18.519 Selena, I'm Jets, and I'm Cheaty. It is Waldy friend I and 235 00:15:18.559 --> 00:15:20.320 the base number one hit music station trying to figure out whether or not we 236 00:15:20.320 --> 00:15:26.480 should post a video of my man extracting an ear wax wall from my ear. 237 00:15:26.720 --> 00:15:28.600 It's really gross. I don't want. The last thing I want to 238 00:15:28.600 --> 00:15:31.679 do is gross people out, But I also know people like to see that 239 00:15:31.679 --> 00:15:35.519 stuff. They're also like gross stuff. If we're going to the talkbacks, 240 00:15:35.519 --> 00:15:39.799 should I post it morning, Happy Monday. This is bings from Alameda, 241 00:15:39.879 --> 00:15:46.720 and I'm going to take that as a yes. I think maybe that's a 242 00:15:46.799 --> 00:15:48.799 yes. But time you need somebody to leave a you know, talkback waning 243 00:15:48.840 --> 00:15:54.159 on something than the Raiders fans you know up in there. Raiders did get 244 00:15:54.159 --> 00:15:58.360 a big win yesterday against the New York Jets, who are a dumpster fire. 245 00:15:58.519 --> 00:16:03.840 Well, you know when good jobs. Selena posts the video of the 246 00:16:03.879 --> 00:16:11.200 earwax. Please this is my first talk back ever. Please post the video. 247 00:16:11.960 --> 00:16:18.600 Thank you, Love the JV Show Graham. Just cheaty all have a 248 00:16:18.720 --> 00:16:22.000 great day and a fantastic week. Love you guys, Thank you, love 249 00:16:22.080 --> 00:16:25.960 you. I said Selena was left out there. Well, she said my 250 00:16:26.000 --> 00:16:30.440 name in the beginning to me and she left to talk by because of you 251 00:16:30.720 --> 00:16:34.080 got it, which they know are what's the votes in the room post day? 252 00:16:36.960 --> 00:16:40.519 I vote you posted just to give people the option to watch it if 253 00:16:40.559 --> 00:16:42.919 you're a sick Oh, I for one will not be watching it because I'm 254 00:16:44.639 --> 00:16:48.440 I don't know. She'll get it up at the jvshow dot com. We'll 255 00:16:48.480 --> 00:16:51.200 let you know as soon as it is up. You're six. I came 256 00:16:51.279 --> 00:16:52.399 up, not I didn't come across the site. I don't go on there 257 00:16:52.399 --> 00:16:56.559 looking for adult stuff. But I came across an article about a new site 258 00:16:56.559 --> 00:16:59.919 which is now it's like a new thing. It's a rival to Only Fan. 259 00:17:00.279 --> 00:17:04.839 It's called fan View. The difference is all of the creators on here, 260 00:17:06.119 --> 00:17:11.640 they're AI. They're like, oh Avatar, like fake, not real 261 00:17:11.680 --> 00:17:14.079 people. I wanted to ask Graham, do you guys really not care that 262 00:17:14.200 --> 00:17:17.279 much? We don't care, like you will pay subscribe to someone who's not 263 00:17:17.319 --> 00:17:21.119 even real just because she will tell you the things that you want to hear 264 00:17:21.279 --> 00:17:23.400 and show you things that you want to see, because they do that on 265 00:17:23.400 --> 00:17:26.200 OnlyFans too, if you pay. But this is like fake people. I 266 00:17:26.200 --> 00:17:30.839 think it's as the technology progresses, it looks real. I will see, 267 00:17:30.839 --> 00:17:33.319 That's what I mean. It doesn't look bad. It's going to look more 268 00:17:33.359 --> 00:17:37.279 and more and more real. Who cares at that point? Right? That 269 00:17:37.319 --> 00:17:41.920 makes me kind of sad just for mankind. I guess the platform is still 270 00:17:41.960 --> 00:17:45.839 developing, but with all the technology that there is available, or they're going 271 00:17:45.880 --> 00:17:49.960 to be integrating like new age tech chat bots and audio cloning tools, so 272 00:17:51.000 --> 00:17:53.240 they could even mimic the creator's voice, like maybe that person doesn't want to 273 00:17:53.279 --> 00:17:57.680 be on cam whatever, but they can mimic that person's voice to say whatever 274 00:17:57.720 --> 00:18:03.359 they would want to say. Then you can subscribe to them. I guess 275 00:18:03.359 --> 00:18:04.920 one of the AI, I don't know. I don't want to call them 276 00:18:04.960 --> 00:18:07.359 a character. It's a person behind it. Obviously they've already made like ten 277 00:18:07.400 --> 00:18:11.000 thousand dollars. Yeah, there's money to be made here. Well, there's 278 00:18:11.039 --> 00:18:15.119 money to be made here. And similar to like the actors strike right where 279 00:18:15.200 --> 00:18:18.119 they wanted to use extras likeness and then be able to use it in perpetuity 280 00:18:18.160 --> 00:18:22.759 going forward without ever having to pay him again, and use AI to put 281 00:18:22.759 --> 00:18:26.960 them in the backgrounds of different scenes and stuff. You're going to see this 282 00:18:26.039 --> 00:18:30.880 as our quote unquote influencers. You're pretty soon not going to know if it's 283 00:18:30.880 --> 00:18:34.920 a real person or not. And guess what's cheaper than a real person, 284 00:18:36.079 --> 00:18:38.720 a computer generated one? Right? And I mean, I don't want to 285 00:18:38.759 --> 00:18:41.839 sound like a grumpy old man here, but it may make some people that 286 00:18:41.880 --> 00:18:48.319 are aspiring influencers have to get a real job because I don't. But I'm 287 00:18:48.359 --> 00:18:53.440 just I think we're putting too much emphasis on as a society and there will 288 00:18:53.480 --> 00:18:56.240 be a kind of a swing back where you're going to go Okay, companies 289 00:18:56.240 --> 00:19:00.359 are going to go this person looks like this. AI think it looks like 290 00:19:00.359 --> 00:19:03.480 a real person, and I can have them post for me and influence for 291 00:19:03.559 --> 00:19:07.160 me at pennies on the dollar what it would cost, you know what I 292 00:19:07.200 --> 00:19:10.599 was paying these other influencers before. I think there's still is room for real 293 00:19:10.640 --> 00:19:15.799 life influencers, though, because businesses and brands they want a person giving their 294 00:19:15.920 --> 00:19:21.000 real testimony about whatever it is they're influencing. I know, I get it, 295 00:19:21.039 --> 00:19:22.799 you know what I mean? I saw one There was one girl, 296 00:19:22.039 --> 00:19:26.079 she was she's twenty one years old, and she was getting so much hate 297 00:19:26.079 --> 00:19:27.559 on TikTok because she just bought her first house and she posted about it and 298 00:19:27.599 --> 00:19:30.559 people is so salty. Could you be happy for her? A gram? 299 00:19:30.839 --> 00:19:34.119 I could? I mean, I don't know. I wanted to sell. 300 00:19:34.200 --> 00:19:37.440 Although I'm here for like influencing. I'm just I'm salty because never in my 301 00:19:37.480 --> 00:19:41.759 lifetime I've accepted it. Will I be buying a house here in the Bay 302 00:19:41.799 --> 00:19:45.160 Area. Yeah, some Dayslenna, you gotta be diligent. You gotta have 303 00:19:45.279 --> 00:19:52.480 sell one of these accounts, and yeah, AI license yourself out and sell 304 00:19:52.519 --> 00:19:56.599 your earwax video. Uh oh yeah, I can't be giving up the goods 305 00:19:56.599 --> 00:20:00.359 for free. Wow, you already lost it late dang The JV show on 306 00:20:00.559 --> 00:20:07.240 Wild ninety four nine, we're also just talking about me finally unplugging my giant 307 00:20:07.279 --> 00:20:11.920 wall of earwax that I didn't know I even had until Friday. Good Morning, 308 00:20:11.960 --> 00:20:15.160 Baby Show. This is Henry frank Youson. I have one of those 309 00:20:15.240 --> 00:20:18.160 kind of tools myself, and I use it at least once a month to 310 00:20:18.240 --> 00:20:22.960 kick out my earwax. Yes, absolutely post that video. It's so said. 311 00:20:22.960 --> 00:20:26.079 It's sorry to see you, all right, have a good morning. 312 00:20:26.279 --> 00:20:29.920 It's so gross. Cheaty Where we at with the video? It is posted 313 00:20:30.039 --> 00:20:33.200 on the ig our IGJB Morning Show, But I'm working on posting it on 314 00:20:33.200 --> 00:20:36.359 the page right now, all right, So it's getting up at the JAB 315 00:20:36.480 --> 00:20:40.119 show. If I go on Instagram right now, go to JV Morning Shows 316 00:20:40.200 --> 00:20:42.559 page. Yes, I can see this. Yeh. It's but you'll you'll 317 00:20:42.599 --> 00:20:45.880 be able to decide whether you want to swipe or not to watch. I'm 318 00:20:45.920 --> 00:20:48.839 just gonna throw it at your face, right, You're welcome for that. 319 00:20:48.880 --> 00:20:53.920 By the way, I'm gonna go brows hot please. It's all the stuff 320 00:20:55.000 --> 00:20:59.039 you need to know what's hot in music, movies, shows, and the 321 00:20:59.119 --> 00:21:03.880 most talked about story happening today in the bay. You guys, that's your 322 00:21:03.960 --> 00:21:10.839 ear hole. Yes, what what are you sure that's look I was shocked 323 00:21:10.880 --> 00:21:15.960 too, Like that's what it looks like. All right. The Marvels was 324 00:21:15.119 --> 00:21:21.160 a total flop. You guys know, I saw a mixed reaction from the 325 00:21:21.200 --> 00:21:22.640 movie at the end of last week. Guys, this is how bad it 326 00:21:22.720 --> 00:21:30.000 did so over its debut weekend, so much BOLS generated and estimated forty seven 327 00:21:30.359 --> 00:21:36.000 million dollars that it's all it made over its opening weekend. Here the lowest 328 00:21:36.079 --> 00:21:38.680 enfranchise history. Forty seven million dollars. Now, predictions, you know, 329 00:21:38.720 --> 00:21:41.799 they'll always be like, oh, it's expected to make this much and this 330 00:21:41.920 --> 00:21:45.799 much. They were predicting between like seventy five and eighty mil. So forty 331 00:21:45.839 --> 00:21:49.680 seven is a lot lower than those initial predictions. Yeah. Also, the 332 00:21:49.680 --> 00:21:56.559 only other Marvel films that have opened to lower than sixty million dollars were ant 333 00:21:56.599 --> 00:22:00.559 Man. Yes, I mean that it can be an incredible hulk in two 334 00:22:00.559 --> 00:22:03.480 thousand and eight. But if you're down there with with ant Man, I 335 00:22:03.480 --> 00:22:08.400 thought you just threw Marvel on anything, and it's just dominated like you hardly 336 00:22:08.440 --> 00:22:12.160 even had to try. My question is what was what did that production cost 337 00:22:12.480 --> 00:22:15.359 to make? Because these Marvel movies are not They're not we know, they're 338 00:22:15.400 --> 00:22:18.400 not cheap to make. I mean not like the franchise is hurting for money, 339 00:22:18.599 --> 00:22:23.200 but they're very explosive. They're historically been very very expensive films to produce. 340 00:22:23.279 --> 00:22:26.559 I'm assuming this one was no different. So you're going to take a 341 00:22:26.599 --> 00:22:30.799 major loss if you have a forty something million dollar opening weekend. Also embarrassing. 342 00:22:32.039 --> 00:22:34.599 Yeah, there's a man by the way. The other two movies surround 343 00:22:34.599 --> 00:22:37.000 at the top three in the weekend box office. Number two was Five Nights 344 00:22:37.039 --> 00:22:42.119 at Freddy's with nine million dollars, and then Taylor Swift's Eras Tour concert film 345 00:22:42.200 --> 00:22:45.880 is still in the top three. It's that third place with five point nine 346 00:22:45.880 --> 00:22:48.039 million, still making money. I've got a lot of Marvel movies to catch 347 00:22:48.119 --> 00:22:52.160 up on. The last one that I saw was Iron Man two. How 348 00:22:52.160 --> 00:22:56.640 many have their business? Who if that's the only one you've seen yet? 349 00:22:56.680 --> 00:23:02.519 I didn't see what I saw. I was a hard man too. What 350 00:23:02.680 --> 00:23:07.200 would you just skip? I don't know, I don't know. But how 351 00:23:07.200 --> 00:23:10.920 many movies there's been like, I don't know, seven ant Man's like a 352 00:23:10.920 --> 00:23:15.200 bunch of other one. I got the war's going on. Yeah, you 353 00:23:15.319 --> 00:23:18.720 got some catching up to do. Get right on that. I'll report back 354 00:23:18.759 --> 00:23:22.319 to you. Speaking of movies, and Sink is reuniting for like a little 355 00:23:22.559 --> 00:23:26.279 mini premiere of the New Trolls movie. You guys know, they're on the 356 00:23:26.279 --> 00:23:30.960 soundtrack. They recorded their first song together in like twenty years. And because 357 00:23:30.960 --> 00:23:33.519 they weren't able to promote this film, talk about this film, even look 358 00:23:33.559 --> 00:23:37.799 at the film because of the Hollywood strike. Now that it's over, they're 359 00:23:37.799 --> 00:23:41.039 gonna do some catching up and they are going to actually get together. Supposedly 360 00:23:41.119 --> 00:23:45.319 this is just a rumor, a really big one though this Wednesday, at 361 00:23:45.359 --> 00:23:49.480 like a little premiere in Hollywood, they're supposed to. So with Timberlake, 362 00:23:49.480 --> 00:23:52.720 which I was going to ask, how nervous do you think he is? 363 00:23:52.759 --> 00:23:57.039 Given all the talk going on right now about him after Britney's book, Very 364 00:23:57.160 --> 00:24:00.279 he doesn't. I would not want to go. Is not the time you 365 00:24:00.279 --> 00:24:03.839 want to have to do a public appearance of any kind if you're him, 366 00:24:03.000 --> 00:24:07.960 because people are the questions are inevitable. Yep, And I would be sick 367 00:24:08.000 --> 00:24:12.480 that day and every day after that. Do you think there's gonna be people 368 00:24:12.519 --> 00:24:17.240 that, like Britney fans are only like shouting stuff at him? Oh my 369 00:24:17.279 --> 00:24:19.519 god, if they protest this thing, that would be crazy. Like, 370 00:24:19.559 --> 00:24:22.960 I don't think it'll be a full on, but don't you think there will 371 00:24:22.039 --> 00:24:26.319 be somebody I mean doing something. I mean, it's just gonna be He's 372 00:24:26.359 --> 00:24:27.799 gonna be dealing with that for a while. Yeah. I don't see it 373 00:24:27.799 --> 00:24:30.319 going away anytime soon, Graham, what do you have trying to take a 374 00:24:30.359 --> 00:24:36.480 moment and say goodbyes to Megan Rappino. The US women's soccer star ended her 375 00:24:36.559 --> 00:24:41.400 career over the weekend, and probably not in the fashion that she wanted to. 376 00:24:41.799 --> 00:24:45.400 She had said after this last World Cup that that was her last World 377 00:24:45.400 --> 00:24:48.480 Cup appearance. She played in four World Cups, I believe, winning in 378 00:24:48.519 --> 00:24:52.759 twenty fifteen and twenty nineteen. She also won an Olympic Golden twenty twelve, 379 00:24:52.759 --> 00:24:55.480 but she said this past World Cup was gonna be her final one, and 380 00:24:55.519 --> 00:24:59.759 then this was gonna be her final season in Major League Soccer. She took 381 00:24:59.799 --> 00:25:03.799 the f on Saturday to a huge ovation, and three minutes into the game, 382 00:25:03.960 --> 00:25:07.160 she suffered a non contact injury and had to be helped out off the 383 00:25:07.200 --> 00:25:11.880 field. So again, not how she wanted to end her career, but 384 00:25:11.480 --> 00:25:15.039 that is in fact the way that it happens. So take a moment, 385 00:25:15.119 --> 00:25:18.640 Sagerbise to make a repeater one of the beggest US women's soccer stars of all 386 00:25:18.680 --> 00:25:21.440 time. Oh no, Cheei, you're giving me hand signals? Is the 387 00:25:21.519 --> 00:25:22.799 video of Yes, it is at the JV showed doup com you want to 388 00:25:22.839 --> 00:25:26.440 see my earwax? She giveing me a hand signal, like putting her finger 389 00:25:26.440 --> 00:25:29.000 in her mouth and making that face like I'm going to throw up because that's 390 00:25:29.079 --> 00:25:30.799 I watched four seconds of it, and I'm just I don't think I can 391 00:25:30.839 --> 00:25:33.599 ever look at you the same slander. And don't tell me that you've ever 392 00:25:33.640 --> 00:25:38.799 stuck a Q tip in that ear because you have you had not? Maybe 393 00:25:38.839 --> 00:25:41.960 maybe I don't know. My other one wasn't like that. We checked the 394 00:25:41.960 --> 00:25:45.480 other one totally fine. Why is it black? I googled that it's just 395 00:25:45.559 --> 00:25:52.640 old build up the JV show on Wild ninety four nine. Elvis. That's 396 00:25:52.680 --> 00:25:55.559 a no. You don't want to see the ear wax. If I see 397 00:25:55.599 --> 00:25:59.160 somebody's bodily fluid, I'm gonna fluid. It's a solid No. No, 398 00:25:59.160 --> 00:26:03.319 no. At one point, earwax had to be something that was liquid, 399 00:26:03.400 --> 00:26:06.640 right, I mean think about not really, it's waxy. Well, how 400 00:26:06.640 --> 00:26:08.720 does it appear in your well? Nobody knows. First of all, it's 401 00:26:08.720 --> 00:26:11.440 about a Q tip. Why don't you get him and use them? You 402 00:26:11.480 --> 00:26:21.279 know I do. You wouldn't even put this tar. It's like it's it's 403 00:26:21.319 --> 00:26:23.880 like the lag tights in there and still. Yeah, tell there was a 404 00:26:23.880 --> 00:26:27.319 worried mammoth that fell into at one time. He couldn't get out of your 405 00:26:27.359 --> 00:26:37.880 ear wax like a dark brown. It looks like according to Google, it's 406 00:26:37.880 --> 00:26:41.480 because it's so old. It's been in there for so long. You know, 407 00:26:41.519 --> 00:26:45.960 we're getting sidetracked. It looks like a Harry translator. So much hair. 408 00:26:45.200 --> 00:26:49.240 The JV Show, I'm Selina. It's like a booger in your ear. 409 00:26:51.839 --> 00:26:55.440 Hi Elvis, Elvis, you know Elvis from the Doghouse. The j 410 00:26:55.640 --> 00:27:00.960 V for nine the base number one hit music station. So big announcement last 411 00:27:00.960 --> 00:27:04.400 week, Comedy Jam returning through the Bay Area. Cook Cook Comedy Jam. 412 00:27:04.519 --> 00:27:07.839 And this is a really really special one because it's to honor our friend JV 413 00:27:08.359 --> 00:27:14.880 and to benefit Bay Area line. I mentioned last week that comedy jam was 414 00:27:14.920 --> 00:27:18.319 like Jav's baby. You know better than anyone Elvish what it meant to him. 415 00:27:18.640 --> 00:27:22.400 The first one, I think was that two thousand and three, in 416 00:27:22.400 --> 00:27:25.480 two thousand and four when we did those at Shoreline. The Shoreline were the 417 00:27:25.519 --> 00:27:27.759 biggest ones. We had a couple we had like the warfield in the Warfield, 418 00:27:27.799 --> 00:27:30.079 and we did one in your backyard too, right, that was the 419 00:27:30.119 --> 00:27:34.480 first one, smaller and Mom make cookies. But your mom was drunk too. 420 00:27:34.680 --> 00:27:41.279 She was. She was the opener that she was open for everybody that 421 00:27:41.319 --> 00:27:44.640 was after the That wasn't that good, No, it was, but it 422 00:27:44.680 --> 00:27:48.559 was a warm up, that's what. Yes, yes, yes, the 423 00:27:48.039 --> 00:27:53.279 comedy jams that we did were his passion. They were something that he truly 424 00:27:53.720 --> 00:27:57.359 had passion for comedy. But he also wanted to put on a great show. 425 00:27:57.759 --> 00:28:03.039 So he produced some credible videos and he would not tell anybody what the 426 00:28:03.119 --> 00:28:06.279 videos were, which was amazing. I mean, and you just see these 427 00:28:06.319 --> 00:28:10.000 things that were like major productions. And back in the day he was producing 428 00:28:10.079 --> 00:28:12.839 everything on tape. You know, this was tape, this was not digital 429 00:28:14.359 --> 00:28:18.160 video. So it was taking them a long time and they would put me 430 00:28:18.200 --> 00:28:21.519 out like I would have a king and a king's crown and a robe and 431 00:28:21.559 --> 00:28:23.920 a big throne, and they'd line people up to try and cap on me, 432 00:28:25.000 --> 00:28:27.240 and I would just destroy them all. I would destroy them all. 433 00:28:27.400 --> 00:28:32.039 By the way, Nice to meet you, you do. I mean, 434 00:28:32.119 --> 00:28:36.079 it's like this show is so rude. They don't even introduce me to anybody. 435 00:28:36.079 --> 00:28:37.640 It's like, oh, you know her? No, I don't know 436 00:28:37.720 --> 00:28:41.720 her. What the hell is this? It's like, why she I bollowed 437 00:28:41.720 --> 00:28:51.200 me though she on me? Is that what's going on? Yes? The 438 00:28:51.920 --> 00:28:56.000 the comedy Jams were such a big thing for him and it was just huge, 439 00:28:56.119 --> 00:29:00.839 huge events and everybody went. And it's so great that bringing it back 440 00:29:00.359 --> 00:29:03.680 and that we're doing it to honor our friend and my partner at thirty years 441 00:29:03.759 --> 00:29:07.200 and we're doing it to benefit to Bay Area line. So I'm I'm so 442 00:29:07.240 --> 00:29:12.400 excited for this one because I mean I might even get a new outfit be 443 00:29:12.440 --> 00:29:18.960 the first time in well yeah, getting new underwear too. Oh god. 444 00:29:19.359 --> 00:29:25.720 Okay, Wildy four Nine's Comedy Jam again. Come into the Bay Sap Center, 445 00:29:25.839 --> 00:29:27.799 San Jose, Friday, March first. Are you guys ready for the 446 00:29:27.960 --> 00:29:33.559 line up? Go performing at Comedy Jam, Cedric the Entertainer. Oh my 447 00:29:34.279 --> 00:29:37.400 love that guy. You know, one of the original kings of comedy. 448 00:29:37.480 --> 00:29:41.240 Yes, also performing d L. Hughglee. You know see d L, 449 00:29:41.400 --> 00:29:45.319 Hughlee and JV and I have a long relationship. So it's gonna be great 450 00:29:45.359 --> 00:29:48.200 to reconnect with d L and stuff. If I get a ticket, no, 451 00:29:49.279 --> 00:29:53.960 I'll tell you about pre sell on a second man. Okay, you 452 00:29:53.960 --> 00:29:57.680 can be that. That means I would need a freaking credit card to heart. 453 00:30:00.039 --> 00:30:03.440 Times are frigging tough for me. Again. This is your Comedy Jam 454 00:30:03.519 --> 00:30:06.240 line up we got said at the Entertainer Dale. Hugeley is gonna be there, 455 00:30:06.359 --> 00:30:14.200 Ralph Barbosa amazing Netflix special right now. Awesome. Tony Rock is also 456 00:30:14.279 --> 00:30:18.240 going to be there. Chris Rogers little brother. This is amazing. It's 457 00:30:18.240 --> 00:30:22.720 going to be such a good knife. Felipe Sparza a huge dame at Comedy 458 00:30:22.799 --> 00:30:25.839 Jam. And then Ida Rodriguez. Okay, I've seen her. I've seen 459 00:30:25.880 --> 00:30:29.599 her on YouTube, she's been on h G O, she's been Yeah. 460 00:30:29.640 --> 00:30:32.920 Yeah, this is huge. So Friday March first, SAP Center, San 461 00:30:32.960 --> 00:30:36.480 Jose, Uh, Elvis, you mentioned you want a ticket pre sale? 462 00:30:36.599 --> 00:30:38.920 I do, Okay, what happens Friday at ten am. So do I 463 00:30:38.960 --> 00:30:42.480 need a computer for this? Yes, some type of Wi Fi connection? 464 00:30:45.200 --> 00:30:47.640 What is Wi Fi? It's a good plan. You're going to go fast, 465 00:30:47.640 --> 00:30:52.480 so you probably want like a computer a phone just to run. My 466 00:30:52.519 --> 00:30:57.160 life is like a box that stand in. I don't even know all gone 467 00:30:57.240 --> 00:31:02.079 digital. We've all gone digital. So so pre sale is Friday at ten 468 00:31:02.119 --> 00:31:03.880 am, and it's going to go through the twenty first ten pm, and 469 00:31:03.920 --> 00:31:07.559 then the public general on sale happens on the twenty second at ten am. 470 00:31:07.519 --> 00:31:11.319 And if you want more information or just you know, a little refresher while 471 00:31:11.799 --> 00:31:12.480 dot com is going to have all of this, well, it's actually up 472 00:31:12.480 --> 00:31:15.519 there right now. So let's recap that wild ninety four nine comedy jams Cedric 473 00:31:15.559 --> 00:31:21.079 the Entertainer, Ralph Barbosa, Dil Hugley, Felipe s bars At, Tony 474 00:31:21.119 --> 00:31:26.440 Rock and Ada Ada or Ida Ida Rodriguez. That's huge, that's big, 475 00:31:26.039 --> 00:31:29.640 that's big. There's fungus among us. By the way, by the way, 476 00:31:30.680 --> 00:31:33.680 Graham brought me some headphones. I think these things have crabs. I 477 00:31:33.759 --> 00:31:37.200 feel, I feel, I feel our life or something. I feel something 478 00:31:37.200 --> 00:31:40.240 crawling on my frigging ear. So I feel ones that I give to all 479 00:31:40.359 --> 00:31:45.720 the you know, not the A list. Guests like the list either D 480 00:31:45.880 --> 00:31:51.400 plus not so good, Okay, thanks for nothinges what a jore that I 481 00:31:51.440 --> 00:31:53.119 remember. I don't know if you were with us, Elvis, but Dial 482 00:31:53.240 --> 00:31:56.079 Hugley. He's one of my favorite stand up comics. Great story and he's 483 00:31:56.079 --> 00:32:00.400 an awesome guy. We JV and I and I think you were there and 484 00:32:00.440 --> 00:32:02.359 a bunch of us went to go see one of his shows one night and 485 00:32:04.160 --> 00:32:07.359 I'm look, I stuck out like a sore thumb with that group because the 486 00:32:07.759 --> 00:32:10.759 group that we brought, well maybe I don't know what it was. And 487 00:32:10.880 --> 00:32:15.119 DL hugely he can. He has a knack for just going off the top 488 00:32:15.160 --> 00:32:19.000 and just destroying people. Crowd and he's going down, he's starting he We're 489 00:32:19.039 --> 00:32:22.319 sitting at the right hand side of stage, and he starts at the other 490 00:32:22.400 --> 00:32:24.880 side in the crowd and starts working his way and he's just destroying people. 491 00:32:24.920 --> 00:32:29.160 And I'm like, I start sweating profusely. I'm like, when he gets 492 00:32:29.160 --> 00:32:31.400 to this table, he's just gonna annihilate me. If anybody he's gonna pick 493 00:32:31.400 --> 00:32:34.799 on this table, I was like, I gotta get it. I've gotta 494 00:32:34.920 --> 00:32:37.519 Maybe I'll just get up and go to the bathroom. I was like, 495 00:32:37.519 --> 00:32:38.400 if I get up and go to the bathroom, he's gonna know that I'm 496 00:32:38.400 --> 00:32:42.559 trying to escape. Maybe he's gonna rip on me. Done. I've never 497 00:32:42.640 --> 00:32:45.319 been so scared in my entire life. I was sitting there trembling. I 498 00:32:45.359 --> 00:32:47.599 was like, gosh, duck down. Maybe I climb under the table. 499 00:32:47.640 --> 00:32:50.720 I don't know. I didn't know where to go, how to escape, 500 00:32:50.960 --> 00:32:54.519 And thank god, he's ripping on the guy four feet to my four feet 501 00:32:54.559 --> 00:32:58.880 to my left, and finally he gets distracted about something and goes on some 502 00:32:58.960 --> 00:33:00.759 other thing. And I was spared, but it was the most nervous I've 503 00:33:00.799 --> 00:33:06.079 ever been in my entire You were wearing a polo shirt with like just looking 504 00:33:06.160 --> 00:33:08.000 like a total Dorkey White. Yeah. Yeah, it was gonna go straight 505 00:33:08.000 --> 00:33:12.759 for that haircut guy. Yea, he was gonna attack everything. Okay, 506 00:33:12.759 --> 00:33:15.440 he's so fun of those first good off the top. Yeah. So again, 507 00:33:15.519 --> 00:33:20.200 Dale Huglely performing a Wild Comedy Jam along with Cedric the Entertainer, Ralph 508 00:33:20.200 --> 00:33:24.839 Barbosa, Felipe Sparza, Tony rock Ida Rodriguez again. Pre sale is Friday, 509 00:33:24.960 --> 00:33:30.119 ten am and we actually have a pair to give away seven fifty the 510 00:33:30.240 --> 00:33:36.640 JV Show on wild ninety four nine. I didn't know if morning, I 511 00:33:36.680 --> 00:33:39.400 didn't know if I was part of the crew. You know, Yeah, 512 00:33:39.480 --> 00:33:44.279 good Elvis is in here, you know, Elvis from the doghouse JV. 513 00:33:44.680 --> 00:33:49.920 We just announced the lineup for Wildey f nine's comedy Jam show. That's a 514 00:33:50.000 --> 00:33:52.960 pretty great comedy jam lineup. Excited about that. But what do we have 515 00:33:53.039 --> 00:33:58.839 to do to get Graham to do what two to five minute stand up comedy 516 00:33:58.880 --> 00:34:02.920 bit? Like? What we have to go on that line for JV? 517 00:34:05.279 --> 00:34:07.400 Let's do it? I think the real question is who would want that? 518 00:34:07.119 --> 00:34:12.719 Listen right there he just said he Elvis, come on, let's do it 519 00:34:12.760 --> 00:34:14.880 for JV. Why don't you and I? We could do kind of like 520 00:34:14.920 --> 00:34:17.360 a you know, a tag team? Yeah, tag teams? Comed Can 521 00:34:17.400 --> 00:34:21.559 we wear it? Just thongs? Of course? What else would we wear? 522 00:34:21.880 --> 00:34:24.320 What is that? You don't you do that to me? I've seen 523 00:34:24.360 --> 00:34:29.079 the inside of your ear and it's nasty, so bad, it's like toxic 524 00:34:29.159 --> 00:34:34.840 waste in there. Yes, check it not that not what you have. 525 00:34:36.400 --> 00:34:39.559 Selena's got the worst ear wax and she couldn't hear because it was just like 526 00:34:39.719 --> 00:34:45.840 cement and paste, and god knows that's decades of damage in there. What 527 00:34:45.880 --> 00:34:50.800 it was, Well, I was going to just go buy. How you 528 00:34:50.840 --> 00:34:52.119 looking? No, I'm just I'm tired. I had a rough night I 529 00:34:52.159 --> 00:34:57.280 did to No. But listen, Graham, I don't think you and I 530 00:34:57.280 --> 00:34:59.199 should. Well, you know what, if you want to do it, 531 00:34:59.440 --> 00:35:01.000 I'll do it. I'll be the funny one. You'd be my punching bag. 532 00:35:01.039 --> 00:35:05.719 Okay, that's fine with me. I'm telling you our comedy career has 533 00:35:05.719 --> 00:35:08.400 to start somewhere. If you miss the lineup Cedric the Entertainer, Dio, 534 00:35:08.599 --> 00:35:15.280 Hugh Glee, Ralph Barbosa, Philippe Sparza, Tony Rock, Aida Rodriguez. 535 00:35:15.800 --> 00:35:17.840 For all your like ticket info, go to Walthony for nine dot com slash 536 00:35:17.880 --> 00:35:22.039 comedy jam at seven fifty. We do have a parrot to give away this 537 00:35:22.239 --> 00:35:24.760 morning. You're on the JV Show. Now to Jess. Okay, what 538 00:35:24.880 --> 00:35:29.920 is that Mark doing? Cinemark has partnered with door Dash, Grubhub and Uber 539 00:35:30.000 --> 00:35:34.400 eats because they will now be delivering theater concessions to your home. So they 540 00:35:34.440 --> 00:35:37.679 are the first movie theater chain to partner with all three delivery services. So 541 00:35:37.719 --> 00:35:40.760 if you're ever sitting at home, you want to watch a movie at home 542 00:35:40.880 --> 00:35:45.679 and you want some popcorn a movie theater, you know, seven year old 543 00:35:45.719 --> 00:35:50.199 hot dog? Yeah, hot dogs there is. It costs nineteen dollars. 544 00:35:50.599 --> 00:35:52.800 Hopefully they're cutting the price because that is the biggest scam ever, thank you. 545 00:35:52.920 --> 00:35:55.400 I think if anything, it's going to be more expensive. Oh, 546 00:35:57.280 --> 00:36:02.159 regular movie theater prices, and then you have your tax on everything and a 547 00:36:02.400 --> 00:36:06.400 tip. But it's not like watch your mouth. It's not like it's not 548 00:36:06.440 --> 00:36:08.159 like that food's great, no offense. I mean you go there and you 549 00:36:08.320 --> 00:36:12.039 just get it because you have to, or you didn't bring your smuggle your 550 00:36:12.039 --> 00:36:15.000 own in. Yeah, why do I want to order a forty dollars box 551 00:36:15.039 --> 00:36:22.239 of jujubes or whatever? The candies and six they're like whatever, they're like 552 00:36:22.559 --> 00:36:25.280 inside her ear. Those are the juju bees. Now. The one thing 553 00:36:25.480 --> 00:36:30.519 that people might like, though, is that they will also be delivering limited 554 00:36:30.679 --> 00:36:35.559 edition stuff like the tailor swift feed. Okay, popcorn. I feel like 555 00:36:35.559 --> 00:36:37.639 like, let's take the errors to our concert film. You want that because 556 00:36:37.639 --> 00:36:40.360 you went to the theater to experience it, not sitting on your eye? 557 00:36:40.440 --> 00:36:45.920 Was there? The only thing, the only thing that you really crave when 558 00:36:45.960 --> 00:36:47.159 you go in the movie theater. Is the popcorn, right you smell it, 559 00:36:47.199 --> 00:36:51.480 that's the thing. Oh and it's hot and fresh right there. When 560 00:36:51.519 --> 00:36:53.920 it gets to my house forty five minutes later. If I'm lucky, it's 561 00:36:53.920 --> 00:36:58.079 going to be cold. And I don't do popcorn. I don't like it 562 00:36:58.119 --> 00:37:00.199 that much. No, I go, I go red vines, and junior 563 00:37:00.199 --> 00:37:07.599 man's one hundred years old. I go red. You got the candy? 564 00:37:07.199 --> 00:37:14.480 An eighty year old, he's got what the movie would get. You get 565 00:37:14.519 --> 00:37:16.719 red vines and they're little, you know, not the freshest. Put them 566 00:37:16.719 --> 00:37:21.320 in the microwave. Of course they softens him right up, like it does 567 00:37:21.360 --> 00:37:27.400 your ear wax. Of course they're got the freshest nobody's but Red wins rules 568 00:37:28.159 --> 00:37:35.519 the joy joy you cannot judge. Wow. Yeah, it's like, give 569 00:37:35.559 --> 00:37:39.199 me a box of goobers. I don't even know. It's chocolate covered peanuts. 570 00:37:39.440 --> 00:37:45.639 They're the worst. That's candy for old people. Also, we're going 571 00:37:45.679 --> 00:37:49.400 down candy lane here, get raising nuts. Grand Oh, those are my 572 00:37:49.519 --> 00:37:58.480 favorite. Pretty good looks like there's like hair and string in there too. 573 00:37:58.519 --> 00:38:01.920 What is going on your much hair? There's a hole hair whole hair, 574 00:38:01.960 --> 00:38:07.719 whole hair, whole ear hole i've ever seen. Yeah, you need to 575 00:38:08.079 --> 00:38:15.159 need you need to like get something like water, professional help. Actually I 576 00:38:15.159 --> 00:38:19.599 don't know. Take a shower, yeah, the thought water once a while. 577 00:38:19.679 --> 00:38:22.599 I can set my ears after every shower, obviously not every day. 578 00:38:22.880 --> 00:38:25.480 My other ear perfectly clean. I don't know what it is about my right 579 00:38:25.519 --> 00:38:29.840 ear that it was so pugged up. I lost hering for three weeks. 580 00:38:29.880 --> 00:38:35.519 It's a mess. Caryl attachment like for that thing. Because now I'm curious 581 00:38:35.559 --> 00:38:37.480 and now I want to see what the inside of mind looks like. I've 582 00:38:37.519 --> 00:38:39.719 got some scissors right here, so I can't with the pack. I'd have 583 00:38:39.760 --> 00:38:42.599 to find it. But if not, I can order. I can order 584 00:38:42.599 --> 00:38:45.400 any one. I think each of us should take a turn showing it inside. 585 00:38:45.719 --> 00:38:49.159 You guys, little judging pants on air, wait until I bring in 586 00:38:49.239 --> 00:38:55.039 the camera which will check your ear holes, minds. Not the JV show 587 00:38:55.360 --> 00:39:02.119 on Wild ninety four nine, some tops coming because apparently you love somebody Mike 588 00:39:02.280 --> 00:39:07.199 on. You know, it's my first day in radio. What do you 589 00:39:07.360 --> 00:39:09.039 want from me? Okay, I'm trying my best. I'm just out you're 590 00:39:09.079 --> 00:39:14.280 trying to live. I was not talking about the night talking about the nighter 591 00:39:14.360 --> 00:39:20.719 game and teenie runs and she's like, you know your min oh a lot 592 00:39:20.800 --> 00:39:23.599 of we just cut about twenty. You know what twenty talks about that. 593 00:39:23.880 --> 00:39:30.400 It's all good. No silver lining, silver lining. Let's bring on Joe. 594 00:39:30.719 --> 00:39:35.880 Good morning, Joe, Good morning guys. How are you good? 595 00:39:36.000 --> 00:39:40.639 How was the weekend? It was? It was good, good, nice. 596 00:39:40.679 --> 00:39:43.440 I heard a little voice back there. Who do we have in the 597 00:39:43.519 --> 00:39:46.840 car with you, Hayden? Yeah, we have Joe and Hayden on the 598 00:39:46.920 --> 00:39:50.360 line to play the JV show. You have nope game? Just what are 599 00:39:50.360 --> 00:39:52.760 they playing for today? You are playing for two tickets to Fan Expo happening 600 00:39:52.840 --> 00:39:57.320 in San Francisco, where you'll get to see amazing celebrities from your favorite movies 601 00:39:57.400 --> 00:40:00.159 like Star Wars and Lord of the Rings. Yep, So we love the 602 00:40:00.199 --> 00:40:01.519 team effort when we play the JAB show. You have no game. However, 603 00:40:01.679 --> 00:40:06.039 we don't want time wasted when it comes to shouting up the answers if 604 00:40:06.039 --> 00:40:08.599 you know it, just shouted, and don't like waste time discussing who's gonna 605 00:40:08.599 --> 00:40:10.639 say what? Okay, we want you to win these tickets, all right, 606 00:40:13.039 --> 00:40:17.679 you got it, all right? So just getting yes, his name. 607 00:40:20.159 --> 00:40:22.599 I am so sorry, Cayden. Thank you for correcting me. Alp 608 00:40:22.679 --> 00:40:27.199 us shut it. So we're gonna ask you for trivia questions. Get three 609 00:40:27.239 --> 00:40:30.280 correct and you win. Here's question number one. What does the DC stand 610 00:40:30.360 --> 00:40:45.800 for in Washington d C. Caden, I don't know. I'm drawing a 611 00:40:45.840 --> 00:40:52.280 blank. I don't know. DC stands for District of Columbia Clumbia, Yeah, 612 00:40:52.039 --> 00:40:57.239 Columbia, all right? Question number two True or false? Only male 613 00:40:57.360 --> 00:41:06.320 elephants can grow tusks true true, no false. Elephants can grow tuss too, 614 00:41:06.320 --> 00:41:08.079 although some have evolved not to grow them. Poachers, It's the whole 615 00:41:08.079 --> 00:41:14.119 thing. Question number three, Number three, what type of milk is a 616 00:41:14.360 --> 00:41:22.639 common ingredient in Thai food? Beaver? Yeah, milk? Giddy? Is 617 00:41:22.679 --> 00:41:30.679 that your officingoose? Listen to what type of milk is common in Tai food? 618 00:41:35.159 --> 00:41:42.440 Goat milk? This is well, coconut milkaheah, these are really easy. 619 00:41:43.760 --> 00:41:45.559 Elvis said, They're really easy. I mean, come on, bro, 620 00:41:46.039 --> 00:41:50.280 get your life together, all right? Question number four. The Heisman 621 00:41:50.360 --> 00:41:59.199 Trophy is given to the most outstanding athlete in what sport. Heisman Trophy is 622 00:41:59.239 --> 00:42:06.320 giving to what standing athlete and what sport? NFL. That would be college 623 00:42:06.360 --> 00:42:09.400 football. College. Yeah, yeah, you went for twenty seven there. 624 00:42:13.000 --> 00:42:16.920 Oh my gosh, dang it, Joe, not a great start to drink. 625 00:42:17.920 --> 00:42:21.920 Throw it on his kid too. That was a weird kid. Cayden 626 00:42:22.000 --> 00:42:25.159 did amazing. It was a star. He can't help it if his dad's 627 00:42:25.559 --> 00:42:30.119 you know, just yeah. We appreciate you, guys. The kid try 628 00:42:30.320 --> 00:42:32.519 good job. No, no, no, no, no no no. 629 00:42:34.960 --> 00:42:37.239 Kaden's doing great, man, Kayden A love you buddy. You're good man. 630 00:42:39.119 --> 00:42:43.719 Joe. We appreciate you being on and playing the JV show. You 631 00:42:43.760 --> 00:42:46.639 know you have no game. Obviously you didn't win, unfortunately, but don't 632 00:42:46.639 --> 00:42:49.480 hang up. He is going to pick up in the next room. You 633 00:42:49.519 --> 00:42:52.079 guys, have a good day, and uh talk to she did see what 634 00:42:52.119 --> 00:42:54.679 she can do for you. Okay, we love listening you guys. Have 635 00:42:54.800 --> 00:42:58.800 a good rest of your day. You say you hang on, Joe, 636 00:42:58.960 --> 00:43:06.320 Cayden. A lot of talkbacks coming through about the Ninerhasman listening from Sacramento, 637 00:43:06.480 --> 00:43:13.920 and all I want to say is nine, let's go. We're back, 638 00:43:14.159 --> 00:43:19.519 baby, Who bang bang, We're back. It's all Graham can talk about 639 00:43:19.519 --> 00:43:23.639 off the air. Well, yeah, were talking about it all. We're 640 00:43:23.679 --> 00:43:25.960 not. I'm not pasted it, but I'll get over it. Yeah, 641 00:43:27.000 --> 00:43:30.679 the Niners picking up Chase Young and they have their defense showed up. They 642 00:43:30.800 --> 00:43:32.400 are back, and that is like, if you take about it, you 643 00:43:32.480 --> 00:43:37.440 got Chase Young, Nick Bosa, Hargrave and our Eric Armstead on that defensive 644 00:43:37.480 --> 00:43:39.679 line. Who's gonna Who's gonna run the ball on them? Who's it's too 645 00:43:39.760 --> 00:43:43.480 much pressure? Look at the board, look on the ladies faces. Yeah, 646 00:43:43.760 --> 00:43:47.000 okay, Canada, all right, good story. Let's talk about your 647 00:43:47.079 --> 00:43:55.119 rack. The JV show on Wild ninety four nine going on. You already 648 00:43:55.280 --> 00:44:07.920 know, hey real quick, let's go. Also, like comedy Jam, 649 00:44:07.000 --> 00:44:09.599 man, I'm so hyped up for that, that's gonna be so awesome. 650 00:44:09.840 --> 00:44:15.960 I cannot wait. Elvis love to hear your voice again. I love you, 651 00:44:16.039 --> 00:44:19.880 Isaac. Yeah, comedy Jam is gonna be insane? Is she coming 652 00:44:19.920 --> 00:44:22.280 on to me? I think he was a little bit. Don't get special. 653 00:44:22.760 --> 00:44:24.320 I not feel special. I'm just kind of excited and I appreciate that. 654 00:44:24.519 --> 00:44:28.400 Thank you so much. Yeah, so Comedy Jam staring star the entertainer 655 00:44:28.599 --> 00:44:32.639 d'elle, Hughglee, Ralph Barbosa, Tony rot felipe As spars that Ida Rodriguez. 656 00:44:32.679 --> 00:44:36.719 There are so many huge names on this line up. They're all huge, 657 00:44:37.159 --> 00:44:38.559 and we are right in the middle of trying to give away our first 658 00:44:38.599 --> 00:44:42.480 pair of tickets, So keep on calling. We're still on our way up 659 00:44:42.519 --> 00:44:49.320 to call her. Ninety four Gods. It's all the stuff you need to 660 00:44:49.440 --> 00:44:52.400 know, what's hot and music, movies, shows, and the most talked 661 00:44:52.400 --> 00:44:58.239 about stories happening today in the Bay. So Travis Kelcey did go to meet 662 00:44:58.320 --> 00:45:00.280 up with Taylor Swift and Argentina. Did any one of us think it wasn't 663 00:45:00.360 --> 00:45:02.960 going to happen. No, we figured he would at some point. Yeah, 664 00:45:02.960 --> 00:45:06.280 we were all as one that he was going to okay, So he 665 00:45:06.360 --> 00:45:09.559 did fly out on Friday. Apparently Taylor was supposed to perform that night, 666 00:45:09.679 --> 00:45:13.960 but she ended up postponing that show because of weather. She said. She 667 00:45:14.039 --> 00:45:15.360 said she didn't want to put her fans in danger with the rain and all 668 00:45:15.400 --> 00:45:19.760 that stuff. So that show ended up happening on Sunday, which means her 669 00:45:19.760 --> 00:45:22.320 schedule just freed up. So her Entravis had a little date night. They 670 00:45:22.400 --> 00:45:27.119 went to Uh They went went out to this really nice restaurant for dinner, 671 00:45:27.679 --> 00:45:30.880 and they were like holding hands the entire time. I saw reports that her 672 00:45:30.960 --> 00:45:34.719 dad may or may not have been there with them, so it probably wasn't 673 00:45:34.800 --> 00:45:37.599 like awkward. Yeah yeah, he was kind of like third wheeling. But 674 00:45:37.760 --> 00:45:39.679 still it was a really nice time. And they canceled the show because it 675 00:45:39.920 --> 00:45:44.800 rain. Yeah, she performed the Arass tour in Boston in the rain. 676 00:45:44.840 --> 00:45:49.400 Remember the piano started playing by itself as it shorted out, and like everybody 677 00:45:49.440 --> 00:45:51.679 said, it was like the most epic night of all time. But she 678 00:45:51.880 --> 00:45:53.599 was that was one on the entire eras tour. She wasn't in love back 679 00:45:53.679 --> 00:45:57.480 then. She canceled it, yeah, because she wanted had down. It 680 00:45:58.480 --> 00:46:04.079 had done to Applebee's with Chelsea. You know, they went to Elena whatever 681 00:46:04.159 --> 00:46:06.920 that sounds. It's a restaurant in the Four Seasons Hotel that they were saying 682 00:46:06.960 --> 00:46:08.880 it anyways, anyways, so they go out to dinner. It was like 683 00:46:08.960 --> 00:46:14.000 a low key date. They were holding hands and whatever. And then uh, 684 00:46:14.400 --> 00:46:17.199 Saturday night, she had another show then, so Travis got to go 685 00:46:17.239 --> 00:46:21.199 to that show to see her perform. And they're saying the way that Taylor 686 00:46:21.320 --> 00:46:24.119 kept on staring at him while she was performing, especially during the song Lover, 687 00:46:24.719 --> 00:46:28.960 Like all the fans were noticing that she was glowing. She seems really 688 00:46:29.000 --> 00:46:34.159 really happy. Travis was like in the little box or whatever you call it 689 00:46:34.199 --> 00:46:37.079 where Taylor's dad was, and they were like dancing together. So I guess 690 00:46:37.679 --> 00:46:42.920 Travis and her dad are like, Hella tie already, this is getting married, 691 00:46:43.199 --> 00:46:47.639 I think so. People also noticed that Taylor's dad had a Chief's lanyard 692 00:46:47.920 --> 00:46:52.440 around his neck, and he's like a diehard Eagles fan, so they're calling 693 00:46:52.519 --> 00:46:57.199 him a trader as far as football goes. And then after the show, 694 00:46:57.519 --> 00:47:00.760 Oh, let's let's talk about this, she changed a lyric of Karma, 695 00:47:00.360 --> 00:47:04.679 Oh yeah for Travis Kelcey. You know at the end they like, Karma 696 00:47:04.719 --> 00:47:07.920 is a blah blah blah blah. Karma is this Kara is that? There's 697 00:47:07.000 --> 00:47:10.559 one line where it says, Karma is the guy on the screen coming straight 698 00:47:10.599 --> 00:47:14.880 home to me. She changed that lyric to Karma is that guy on the 699 00:47:15.000 --> 00:47:17.119 Chiefs coming straight home to me? And the crowd probably lost him. They 700 00:47:17.199 --> 00:47:21.760 locked him. And after the show there's splittage of her running off the stage. 701 00:47:21.920 --> 00:47:24.679 I saw that jumps into Travis's arms and they're kissing and they're all over 702 00:47:24.719 --> 00:47:29.239 with each other. It makes me sick. To my stomach. I'm just 703 00:47:29.320 --> 00:47:31.000 kidding. It's nice to see them happy. Yeah, I think I I've 704 00:47:31.039 --> 00:47:35.599 always been shipping them. Would anybody like to change their entry in the JV 705 00:47:35.719 --> 00:47:39.280 Show Prediction Journal because I have an entry that I wrote that I think Taylor 706 00:47:39.320 --> 00:47:43.920 Swift is either pregnant or engaged next year. Now I'm still with you on 707 00:47:44.000 --> 00:47:46.719 Travis Kelsey. Are you with that? I am over in six months? 708 00:47:46.840 --> 00:47:50.760 Yeah? I said I give it till May, so I might like bump 709 00:47:50.840 --> 00:47:52.840 it up till like October of next year, and then they break up. 710 00:47:52.880 --> 00:47:57.280 And then they break up. We'll see. I like them together. I 711 00:47:57.440 --> 00:48:00.400 just don't see it lasting long. Something about it. I don't Now, 712 00:48:00.440 --> 00:48:02.000 you're not a real swifty. What don't you want Taylor to be happy? 713 00:48:02.320 --> 00:48:05.880 I do, but I don't know if it's with him? Graham, What 714 00:48:05.880 --> 00:48:07.679 do you have in trendy? All right? The forty nine ers were in 715 00:48:07.719 --> 00:48:12.159 Jacksonville yesterday take on the Jaguars. Both teams were coming into the game streaking. 716 00:48:12.320 --> 00:48:15.239 The Niners, unfortunately, were on a three game losing streak. The 717 00:48:15.360 --> 00:48:17.840 Jags were on a five game winning streak. Hottest team in the AFC. 718 00:48:19.159 --> 00:48:21.920 Both teams were also coming into the game on their bye week, so this 719 00:48:22.079 --> 00:48:27.320 was a true test of two rested, well prepared teams. And for Niner 720 00:48:27.400 --> 00:48:30.599 fans, it was a great day because they absolutely pounded the Jags. The 721 00:48:30.679 --> 00:48:35.400 Jaguars could not get anything going on offense, They could not stop the Niners 722 00:48:35.679 --> 00:48:39.000 on defense. Trent Williams debo back in the lineup. The Niners offense was 723 00:48:40.119 --> 00:48:45.000 basically clicking on all cylinders. They went on to win the game thirty four 724 00:48:45.480 --> 00:48:52.599 to three, thirty four to three on the road total pounding the one bummer 725 00:48:52.719 --> 00:48:55.320 about this game, And I know Niner fans, as Selena Jess, you 726 00:48:55.360 --> 00:49:00.400 probably had no idea and also you're probably like, you know who gives a 727 00:49:00.440 --> 00:49:02.960 part. But Christian McCaffrey entered the game on a streak of his own. 728 00:49:04.039 --> 00:49:08.320 He had a seventeen game streak of scoring a touchdown, which is unprecedented, 729 00:49:08.360 --> 00:49:12.239 tied for the all time record. So he needed to score a touchdown in 730 00:49:12.360 --> 00:49:16.039 this game to break the all time record, and the Niners tried even when 731 00:49:16.239 --> 00:49:20.280 all the starters were out of the game. Because there was no chance that 732 00:49:20.360 --> 00:49:22.079 Jackson come out, they left Christian McCaffrey and gave him the ball. A 733 00:49:22.119 --> 00:49:25.039 bunch of times to try to get him to score, and he just came 734 00:49:25.159 --> 00:49:29.119 up just short. They got down like the five yard line and he could 735 00:49:29.199 --> 00:49:30.920 not get it in the end zone. So the streak is over. He's 736 00:49:30.960 --> 00:49:36.320 tied for the tied for the record. But he was a bummer. It 737 00:49:36.440 --> 00:49:39.360 was like, you were excited, excited that the Niners won that game and 738 00:49:39.400 --> 00:49:43.000 they played so well, but at the end you just left. I left 739 00:49:43.119 --> 00:49:45.760 this feeling like, oh, what could have been? But gosh, dangs, 740 00:49:45.880 --> 00:49:49.480 that's all right. Niners are back. Yeah, Niners are back. 741 00:49:51.280 --> 00:49:54.119 The JV Show on Wild ninety four to nine, we were just talking about 742 00:49:54.119 --> 00:49:59.199 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. Our predictions are already locked in. We think 743 00:49:59.239 --> 00:50:02.559 that they're going to either be married or expecting a baby. Buy was it 744 00:50:02.639 --> 00:50:06.639 next year? A gream sometime next year in twenty twenty four, we have 745 00:50:06.800 --> 00:50:09.039 a talk back that says otherwise, Hey, guys, I think the whole 746 00:50:09.079 --> 00:50:13.039 thing with Taylor Swift, it's, you know, it's going up really high, 747 00:50:13.159 --> 00:50:16.199 kind of like the stock market, and sooner or later, propariance. 748 00:50:16.199 --> 00:50:21.119 He's going to dig up some dirt and what he think is gonna happen, 749 00:50:21.880 --> 00:50:25.079 They're gonna end up breaking up give it on six months or so. I 750 00:50:25.119 --> 00:50:29.239 see, I also think that could be very possible. You know, Travis 751 00:50:29.320 --> 00:50:31.880 Kelsey, he ain't no angel, He's not. But swifties have poured through 752 00:50:32.280 --> 00:50:37.159 all the audio from every podcast, every interview that's ever done, and they've 753 00:50:37.199 --> 00:50:39.039 already published, you know, all the things. And he said some kind 754 00:50:39.079 --> 00:50:44.320 of stuff that didn't look great about relationships or what he expected the person he 755 00:50:44.480 --> 00:50:47.079 was with to do and things like that, and you know what, it 756 00:50:47.119 --> 00:50:52.119 didn't matter, right, they haven't dug anything up yet. Now, yeah, 757 00:50:52.559 --> 00:50:54.760 you could be saying, will the pop Rozzi catch him doing something going 758 00:50:54.960 --> 00:51:00.920 forward? And because Taylor Swift, there's nothing the pop Rotzy could dig up 759 00:51:00.920 --> 00:51:05.239 on her, right, she's undiggable, like she's being as a whistle. 760 00:51:05.360 --> 00:51:07.400 Yes, as they say, so, I think that then that would be 761 00:51:08.360 --> 00:51:13.840 do you think he does something to jeopardize this relationship over the next whatever, 762 00:51:13.880 --> 00:51:17.800 six months or whatever? And my guess is no, only because even if 763 00:51:17.840 --> 00:51:22.840 he was that type of person, Let's say, you wouldn't do that when 764 00:51:22.920 --> 00:51:25.320 you were dating Taylor Swift, you just would not. It would be the 765 00:51:25.480 --> 00:51:30.199 absolute if you were out if pop Rozzi caught you out cheating on her, 766 00:51:30.599 --> 00:51:36.679 can you imagine you'd become the most hated man on the planet. That's true, 767 00:51:36.800 --> 00:51:39.440 like literally overnight. The one person you cannot be caught cheating on is 768 00:51:39.480 --> 00:51:44.360 Taylor Swift, particularly not because everyone's swept up in there. He is smarter 769 00:51:44.480 --> 00:51:45.840 than that. That's why I think if they do break up, it's gonna 770 00:51:45.840 --> 00:51:50.639 be like they're just gonna both post something that says, oh, we've agreed 771 00:51:50.679 --> 00:51:52.639 to go our separate ways, blah bah blah. They're not going to give 772 00:51:52.679 --> 00:51:55.800 any details about it. But I just don't see them like actually going longer 773 00:51:55.840 --> 00:51:59.559 than a year something I do. I think this is the one. Yeah, 774 00:51:59.559 --> 00:52:00.440 I think is one. I think it goes. I think it goes 775 00:52:00.480 --> 00:52:04.039 the distance and that And it's taken me a long time to get to that 776 00:52:04.440 --> 00:52:06.880 to that point because I thought it was a pr stunt. Basically, do 777 00:52:06.880 --> 00:52:08.880 you ever think in your life you'd be so invested in a Tailor Swift relationship. 778 00:52:09.079 --> 00:52:13.400 No, past me is building a time machine right now to come to 779 00:52:13.480 --> 00:52:15.199 the future and punch me in the face about this. Yeah, I never 780 00:52:15.280 --> 00:52:19.880 thought you'd be comparing it to the stock market either. Yes, two things. 781 00:52:19.920 --> 00:52:22.519 I never It is a holiday season. Do you guys like cookies. 782 00:52:22.880 --> 00:52:28.840 Yes, of course, good God, yes, s shet me up iv 783 00:52:29.000 --> 00:52:32.039 hi kids, shut me up on IV with that. During the holiday season, 784 00:52:32.119 --> 00:52:37.079 According to this new information, Americans will eat an average of twenty six 785 00:52:37.239 --> 00:52:42.400 cookies. I just say three scones. I just have idea. That's the 786 00:52:42.440 --> 00:52:45.119 most food I've eaten in like a year, But three scones out there. 787 00:52:45.199 --> 00:52:49.800 Very We will eat an average of twenty five pieces of candy or chocolate, 788 00:52:50.280 --> 00:52:53.360 okay, and then to have thirteen each of the following. This is this 789 00:52:53.480 --> 00:52:59.119 holiday season. We'll have thirteen slices of cake, thirteen cupcakes, thirteen brownies, 790 00:52:59.199 --> 00:53:05.840 and caramel caramels. That's like weird pronounced caramel parramel. I tay caramel, 791 00:53:06.079 --> 00:53:09.199 but I say caramel. That's what's in your ear? Is that ear 792 00:53:09.239 --> 00:53:13.400 wax? To the JV show dot com, Slam posted the world's most disgusting 793 00:53:13.480 --> 00:53:15.880 video of all time. It's like a milk dud. If you guys want 794 00:53:15.880 --> 00:53:17.199 to see it, you said, yes, it's a decrepit milk dud in 795 00:53:17.320 --> 00:53:21.280 your ear ear. Love, It's like half eaten and it's just gross. 796 00:53:21.599 --> 00:53:24.239 See I'm not a big cake person, so I'm gonna skip out on that 797 00:53:24.360 --> 00:53:28.559 this year. Yeah, you know what, what about fruitcake? Hey, 798 00:53:28.639 --> 00:53:37.320 fruitcakes? I use them as a doorstop, That's what I use them for. 799 00:53:37.880 --> 00:53:39.519 I hate that stuff, those candy fruit in there. And it's like 800 00:53:42.679 --> 00:53:46.119 this whole steady or survey that was done was about how addicted we are to 801 00:53:46.320 --> 00:53:51.519 like sweets. People will go to parties just to eat the desserts and the 802 00:53:51.599 --> 00:53:53.960 cookies and the candy and all that. Forty eight percent of people have hidden 803 00:53:54.000 --> 00:53:57.840 their favorite treats to avoid sharing with anyone in their house. Do you guys 804 00:53:57.920 --> 00:54:01.000 do that? I'm like constantly having to the oreos at home. I have 805 00:54:01.079 --> 00:54:06.159 to hidden right now, They're in the cheese and no one goes in there. 806 00:54:06.719 --> 00:54:09.360 Your oreos in the fridge, in the cheese drawer. We keep ours 807 00:54:09.400 --> 00:54:13.280 cold. See, I'm a cheese guy, so I would find those immediately. 808 00:54:13.920 --> 00:54:15.880 I'm I'm all about cheese. That's it. Look at my thighs. 809 00:54:16.400 --> 00:54:25.920 Yeah, I mean much scary for your delicate system. Much much. It's 810 00:54:27.000 --> 00:54:35.960 not delicate anymore. You like your oreos cold? I'm frozen. Give me 811 00:54:36.000 --> 00:54:37.559 a break, those ones going the freezer. Yeah, the girl scout cooking, 812 00:54:37.599 --> 00:54:40.480 without a doubt, is the oreo cookie that much better? I don't 813 00:54:40.480 --> 00:54:45.000 want to. I don't want a hot oreo cold. You never go back. 814 00:54:45.679 --> 00:54:51.360 Okay whatever the you guys know what you what you meant, but it 815 00:54:51.519 --> 00:55:00.480 just didn't work, you cold shouted. Common hiding spots for hiding sweets and 816 00:55:00.599 --> 00:55:04.519 home in your home other than kitchen cabinets, is a kitchen cabinet that doesn't 817 00:55:04.559 --> 00:55:07.360 usually have food, So it might be behind your mugs, right, yeah, 818 00:55:07.400 --> 00:55:09.280 behind the bakewear, the cook wear. Yeah, use that one above 819 00:55:09.320 --> 00:55:13.559 the You gotta use the one above the oven where like the vent goes up, 820 00:55:13.760 --> 00:55:16.480 Yes and yes, with all the grease. Reach a couple of things 821 00:55:16.519 --> 00:55:22.159 of cooking oil up there. That's hide it in the bathroom. Oh, 822 00:55:22.360 --> 00:55:27.000 no food in the bathroom. I've seen those like reenactments of where the particles 823 00:55:27.039 --> 00:55:30.039 go when you flesh. You don't do food in the bathroom. That's the 824 00:55:30.079 --> 00:55:32.039 best hiding spot. I have a a pack of skills tip to the other 825 00:55:32.079 --> 00:55:37.199 side of that's where particles get over all over everything. Yeah, think about 826 00:55:37.280 --> 00:55:40.079 Yeah, thank you. Food in the bathroom. I'd rather put it in 827 00:55:40.159 --> 00:55:45.599 the dog food bag. Oh that's not bad. Yeah, I steal that 828 00:55:45.719 --> 00:55:49.440 bag. Don't get your dog chocolate. You know what I'm saying. Food 829 00:55:49.480 --> 00:55:54.239 in the bathroom people are with issues. Yeah, curious, gotta eat wire. 830 00:55:55.320 --> 00:56:00.719 I do have a Hodie under my bathroom City subs anyway, Yes, 831 00:56:00.960 --> 00:56:05.079 for times that I'm really hungry with Old Mayo. The JV show on Wild 832 00:56:05.239 --> 00:56:08.199 ninety four nine, so cheaty throughout the show is on the phone as people 833 00:56:08.280 --> 00:56:12.400 call. You said he has some shout out. Yeah, so Evelyn called 834 00:56:12.719 --> 00:56:20.920 she wants to wish her daughter Alexa Lopez a happy tenth birthday. That's a 835 00:56:20.920 --> 00:56:22.360 good point. Yes, that was the only one. Yeah, it was 836 00:56:22.400 --> 00:56:27.119 only one. Good job, you know that. Yeah, you give a 837 00:56:27.159 --> 00:56:30.559 shout. Yeah, I thought the shout outs plural, cheating anyone you want 838 00:56:30.599 --> 00:56:34.639 to shout out personally, I want to shout out. What happened to the 839 00:56:34.679 --> 00:56:37.639 guy from Tinder? Yeah, mom, you know what? He unhinged me 840 00:56:38.519 --> 00:56:43.639 or maybe because me. Yeah, that is true, but I was just 841 00:56:43.719 --> 00:56:46.519 expecting him not to. It's like you want the guys to be thirsty over 842 00:56:46.639 --> 00:56:51.079 you, but not too thirsty, just enough where you have the option to 843 00:56:51.199 --> 00:56:55.039 like second text the follow up like he didn't even care, so he didn't 844 00:56:55.039 --> 00:57:00.280 pass the test. Then he heard you saying that he wasn't very tall on 845 00:57:00.440 --> 00:57:02.559 the show. He probably was listening, and I would unind you too if 846 00:57:02.599 --> 00:57:07.840 that was the feedback from me. Rude, I'm six to two, though, 847 00:57:07.880 --> 00:57:09.679 that would never happen to him. Graham, you said there is a 848 00:57:09.800 --> 00:57:14.760 server who found herself in a really awkward situation. Yeah, this is beyond 849 00:57:15.159 --> 00:57:19.840 awkward because she says that this couple got seated in her section, and as 850 00:57:19.920 --> 00:57:23.760 she goes over to see to take their order, excuse me, she realizes, 851 00:57:23.920 --> 00:57:28.960 like, I've been on a date with this guy a couple of times, 852 00:57:29.280 --> 00:57:31.920 and so she's like, Okay, well, I thought we were kind 853 00:57:31.960 --> 00:57:36.519 of dating, but he's I guess he's here with another date, and so 854 00:57:37.239 --> 00:57:40.119 she says, I'm I She admittedly said, I wanted to make this a 855 00:57:40.159 --> 00:57:44.079 little bit awkward for him, and so she went up to the table and 856 00:57:44.119 --> 00:57:47.159 say like, oh, are we celebrating anything tonight and pretending like she doesn't 857 00:57:47.239 --> 00:57:50.800 know who he is, and the woman says, yeah, it's our fourth 858 00:57:50.840 --> 00:57:55.440 wedding anniversary. Well, she discovers that he's married. Now there's a lot 859 00:57:55.519 --> 00:57:59.719 of different courses of action she could take at this point, and I think 860 00:57:59.760 --> 00:58:01.039 a lot of people are thinking, obviously, you're going to spit in his 861 00:58:01.119 --> 00:58:06.800 food, or you are going to or you're going to tell her that he's 862 00:58:07.079 --> 00:58:10.920 cheating on you, or you could just go ahead and serve them normally. 863 00:58:12.079 --> 00:58:15.239 And she chose option three. I want to ask you, guys, which 864 00:58:15.280 --> 00:58:17.679 one you choose, because she says she just went about the night and tried 865 00:58:17.719 --> 00:58:22.320 to make it as uncomfortable as possible for him. She said she many times 866 00:58:22.360 --> 00:58:27.519 would compliment his wife and tell her how beautiful she is and how they make 867 00:58:27.559 --> 00:58:29.960 such a great couple. And I mean she was really pouring it on, 868 00:58:30.119 --> 00:58:31.840 very thick. And she says at the end, he did tip her one 869 00:58:31.960 --> 00:58:37.239 hundred percent, probably as a bit of a thank you for not busting him 870 00:58:37.239 --> 00:58:40.519 out. But money, ladies, that is what course of action would you 871 00:58:40.719 --> 00:58:45.880 take? Would you tell this woman? Would you mess with his food? 872 00:58:45.320 --> 00:58:49.559 Or would you just bottle it up like she did and just try to make 873 00:58:49.559 --> 00:58:52.079 it uncomfortable. I know I wouldn't mess with their food. You wouldn't know 874 00:58:52.599 --> 00:58:55.760 you would. That one would cross my mind. I don't even think that 875 00:58:55.760 --> 00:58:59.280 would cross my mind. What what cross my mind is do I tell her? 876 00:58:59.360 --> 00:59:01.039 Do I not tell her? I don't think I would tell her, 877 00:59:01.119 --> 00:59:04.840 but I might be like you look, you know, you look really familiar, 878 00:59:05.000 --> 00:59:07.679 like I feel like I know you from somewhere type of thing and just 879 00:59:07.679 --> 00:59:09.679 see how he reacts. So you wouldn't want to tell her though, Oh 880 00:59:09.920 --> 00:59:16.840 that'd be so hard her very inclined to tell her because not only is he 881 00:59:16.960 --> 00:59:21.320 messing with her, but he clearly was messing with me too, if messing 882 00:59:21.400 --> 00:59:23.719 with my emotions if I thought we were dating. So it's like, you 883 00:59:23.880 --> 00:59:27.519 deserve this, you did this to yourself. You also run the risk of 884 00:59:28.360 --> 00:59:35.039 him just being like, uh, you're a crazy stranger receipts, like there 885 00:59:35.079 --> 00:59:38.360 are some pictures, And I would also, I'm you know, I like 886 00:59:38.400 --> 00:59:42.880 to mind my business sometimes, you know, you know, I don't know, 887 00:59:43.159 --> 00:59:45.159 and you know what, I'm a little more ballsy. If it were 888 00:59:45.239 --> 00:59:47.800 like online, then I'd be like, I think I might be more inclined 889 00:59:47.800 --> 00:59:52.599 to like tell her then in person, I like to just really I think 890 00:59:52.639 --> 00:59:53.960 i'd tell my boss first. I'd be like, this is a situation, 891 00:59:54.079 --> 00:59:58.559 I'm about to go confront these people, and then can I please get a 892 00:59:58.599 --> 01:00:00.760 different table to serve. I don't want to be their server anymore. A 893 01:00:00.840 --> 01:00:04.840 lot of people in the comments of this video were like, you had you 894 01:00:05.079 --> 01:00:07.960 need to tell her, you that's your like your duty. You need to 895 01:00:08.039 --> 01:00:13.760 tell this this poor woman that I I look. I hear Jess saying that 896 01:00:13.800 --> 01:00:15.920 you would. I don't think any of us have that. You know what's 897 01:00:15.960 --> 01:00:19.000 to go, actually go follow through with it. I think you should. 898 01:00:19.320 --> 01:00:22.239 I think you should. I think somebody should tell. Somebody should tell. 899 01:00:22.079 --> 01:00:25.639 I know, I don't think I could. So if it were switched, 900 01:00:25.639 --> 01:00:31.280 you wouldn't be able to tell the like the guy who you see still his 901 01:00:31.400 --> 01:00:37.960 drink on him or something like that's a good one. I mean, you 902 01:00:37.119 --> 01:00:40.760 know, you have the total upper hand in that interaction. That person can't 903 01:00:40.800 --> 01:00:45.039 say anything to you, and you can, like she did make it incredibly 904 01:00:45.159 --> 01:00:49.639 uncomfortable and awkward for them, which would be satisfying and could be funny marry. 905 01:00:50.280 --> 01:00:52.480 But I still think you should tell them. But would any of us. 906 01:00:52.599 --> 01:00:55.079 I don't think any of us would. I just feel like i'd leave 907 01:00:55.280 --> 01:00:59.880 if I didn't say anything. I'd leave there just with that on my mind. 908 01:01:00.440 --> 01:01:01.679 So I don't know if maybe I wouldn't say something in person, but 909 01:01:01.719 --> 01:01:05.440 then later on be like, hey girl, I know I don't know you, 910 01:01:05.599 --> 01:01:09.719 but I'm coming to you as a woman. But on their anniversary, 911 01:01:13.320 --> 01:01:16.719 she shouldn't be with that man anymore. So it's like you're celebrating anniversary under 912 01:01:16.760 --> 01:01:21.000 false pretenses. Yeah, that's true. That is true, because would you 913 01:01:21.079 --> 01:01:25.559 want someone to tell you if that was your man not on the anniversary? 914 01:01:27.519 --> 01:01:30.960 Yes, I want to enjoy that night and they're probably gonna get some you 915 01:01:30.039 --> 01:01:37.159 know, and like and then would I believe that person? I don't know. 916 01:01:37.199 --> 01:01:39.559 I guess it just depends the dynamic of my relationship with that person, 917 01:01:39.599 --> 01:01:43.920 because I've I've been that person that's been cheated on and someone to come to 918 01:01:44.039 --> 01:01:46.679 me and the guy will say all the right things to where I believe him 919 01:01:46.719 --> 01:01:52.159 over her. Yeah, wow? And what if what if you do confront 920 01:01:52.239 --> 01:01:53.880 them and tell her and she's like, yeah, he told me about that 921 01:01:53.920 --> 01:02:00.360 a month ago. We're working through this. Get away from our tables The 922 01:02:00.559 --> 01:02:06.559 JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. Happy Monday. Your Comedy Jam pre 923 01:02:06.719 --> 01:02:12.199 sale is Friday, ten am on Ticketmaster The Morning JV Show. I just 924 01:02:12.239 --> 01:02:15.920 wanted to say that all this talk about the comedy Jam is really nostalgic. 925 01:02:17.800 --> 01:02:22.440 I'm thirty three years old and twenty years ago I went to my first comedy 926 01:02:22.519 --> 01:02:28.920 Jam when I was thirteen, and it's just really nostalgic to hear about. 927 01:02:30.840 --> 01:02:34.440 I love you guys. I hope you guys have a great Monday, you 928 01:02:34.559 --> 01:02:39.239 too. Thank you for that nostalgia alert. I mean it is for me 929 01:02:39.360 --> 01:02:42.840 too. I mean I think back to some of those comedy jams and they 930 01:02:42.880 --> 01:02:45.480 were the most fun times in JV. And I had just such an awesome 931 01:02:45.519 --> 01:02:49.840 time at those events, and the Bay Area as a whole just came out 932 01:02:49.920 --> 01:02:52.559 to those things. I mean, it's just such a fun night. And 933 01:02:52.639 --> 01:02:57.199 to be having this to look forward to. It's on a Friday night SAP 934 01:02:57.360 --> 01:02:59.760 Center. I know it's going to be the same thing, and I feel 935 01:02:59.840 --> 01:03:04.440 like there's no better way to really honor JV. I think the Bay Area 936 01:03:04.440 --> 01:03:06.800 as a hole has been kind of waiting for this moment where we can all 937 01:03:06.920 --> 01:03:10.679 get together and honor him and have And what better way than for a comedy 938 01:03:10.679 --> 01:03:15.519 event we're all sharing laughs together and that he like created and that it was 939 01:03:15.599 --> 01:03:19.039 his baby, he created this thing. So I'm just I'm like overwhelmed with 940 01:03:19.119 --> 01:03:20.800 excitement for this thing. It's gonna be so fun, right, So if 941 01:03:20.840 --> 01:03:22.639 you want to see the full line up and get all your you know, 942 01:03:22.719 --> 01:03:25.480 ticket information, just go to Wildney for nine dot com forward slash comedy jam. 943 01:03:25.800 --> 01:03:30.000 Before we get to something that could help people with chronic stuff, he 944 01:03:30.039 --> 01:03:32.800 knowses, grahamy said that there's been something developed. Uh huh. I thought 945 01:03:32.840 --> 01:03:37.119 this was really interesting and it honestly reminded me of our very own cheaty. 946 01:03:37.239 --> 01:03:40.320 Here it says that gen z ers are three times more likely to fall prey 947 01:03:40.440 --> 01:03:46.920 to online scams than their boomer grandparents. And it only reminds me of cheating 948 01:03:46.960 --> 01:03:50.880 because how many times the morning do we say the most ridiculous things and she'll 949 01:03:50.920 --> 01:03:52.119 believe us? She'll be like, wait, are you being serious? It 950 01:03:52.159 --> 01:03:57.920 could be about yeah, anything or literally anything. She will just she'll believe 951 01:03:58.000 --> 01:04:00.440 anything that we say. Well, because I trust you to you know, 952 01:04:00.519 --> 01:04:05.360 I think that you guys are going to have very valuable information. So that's 953 01:04:05.360 --> 01:04:09.039 why I trust you guys. Yeah, but when I say I wrote a 954 01:04:09.119 --> 01:04:12.039 kayak to work that day, you got to be like, no, you're 955 01:04:12.079 --> 01:04:14.679 too trusting, Cheetie, you're too She'll be like, oh my god, 956 01:04:14.719 --> 01:04:17.039 how was it? Wait? Serious, you don't even look you don't even 957 01:04:17.079 --> 01:04:21.440 look like you got splashed it all smarter? Okay, come on, all 958 01:04:21.480 --> 01:04:24.039 right, Graham, what do you have? All Right? This is pretty 959 01:04:24.039 --> 01:04:29.679 exciting for people that suffer from just chronically stuffy noses and congestion, because you've 960 01:04:29.679 --> 01:04:32.760 probably tried steroid sprays, all kinds of other stuff. Some of those things 961 01:04:32.800 --> 01:04:36.039 have side effects. Some of them work decent, but you know your life 962 01:04:36.119 --> 01:04:41.639 is just miserable if you're just chronically cannot breathe. Well, researchers have developed 963 01:04:41.719 --> 01:04:46.960 a new device, and it's a vibrator that you wear in your head on 964 01:04:47.039 --> 01:04:54.400 the radio. Well, it's like a vibrating headband and you wear it twice 965 01:04:54.440 --> 01:04:57.239 a day. You need to and walk around with it for fifteen or thirty 966 01:04:57.280 --> 01:05:00.239 minutes as it's vibrating. And I don't know how it works, but it 967 01:05:00.679 --> 01:05:05.599 is shakes out of you, it does, and it unclogs that congestion jam. 968 01:05:05.679 --> 01:05:10.679 Would you, guys wear a vibrator on your head if it meant no 969 01:05:10.880 --> 01:05:15.000 more stuff? He knowses yeah, I guess in the morning and at night, 970 01:05:15.039 --> 01:05:19.519 why no, I wouldn't. I just feel like scattering. Oh here's 971 01:05:19.559 --> 01:05:23.360 fine, nobody can see me besides you guys. But every time you take 972 01:05:23.400 --> 01:05:30.679 the micsmith, what are you doing? Need some more batteries? The mic 973 01:05:31.360 --> 01:05:34.519 it just starts gushing out. I think It is a pretty genius idea though. 974 01:05:34.559 --> 01:05:38.639 If it does work, and they're saying in their like test groups that 975 01:05:38.679 --> 01:05:43.079 they've done it on people have seen way better results than some of the sprays 976 01:05:43.119 --> 01:05:46.000 and stuff, I think it's genius and I would for sure wear one of 977 01:05:46.039 --> 01:05:50.840 these. You know how awful it is when you get into that which is 978 01:05:50.920 --> 01:05:54.679 coming up or analogies, and it's like, no matter what you do, 979 01:05:55.199 --> 01:05:58.559 you take one of those decongestion medicines. We learned those are bs. They 980 01:05:58.559 --> 01:06:01.519 don't do anything, well whatever the over the counter one is doesn't do anything. 981 01:06:02.039 --> 01:06:04.880 You never get relief from that, and then you can't sleep at night. 982 01:06:04.960 --> 01:06:09.280 It's miserable. You're breathing through your mouth all night. God, that's 983 01:06:09.320 --> 01:06:13.360 the worst I really really had to. There's been times that come in here, 984 01:06:13.559 --> 01:06:17.000 like during those awful times where I'm getting over cold or allergies are kicking 985 01:06:17.039 --> 01:06:19.920 in, and you can just I don't know why. It is so like 986 01:06:20.480 --> 01:06:23.960 obvious on me. I feel like other like you guys can come in here 987 01:06:24.000 --> 01:06:27.719 and talk normal with me. I literally will sound like this for like d 988 01:06:28.599 --> 01:06:31.440 you get I think a lot. I know it's only and always me. 989 01:06:31.920 --> 01:06:34.679 Yeah, so you just strap a big one to your head. I can't 990 01:06:34.679 --> 01:06:41.559 say that you're good. I can't. You're on the radio, honest. 991 01:06:43.360 --> 01:06:46.519 It's all the stuff you need to know what's hot and music, movies, 992 01:06:46.800 --> 01:06:51.519 shows and the most talked about stories happening today in the Bay and trending is 993 01:06:51.559 --> 01:06:55.320 brought to you by nor Cal Honda Dealers. Get a Deal Now during nor 994 01:06:55.400 --> 01:06:59.079 Cal Honda Dealers fourteen Days of Black Friday. So Nicki Minaj says that she 995 01:06:59.239 --> 01:07:02.639 regrets her plastic surgery. She was on this podcast for a Vogue She's on 996 01:07:02.719 --> 01:07:06.920 their new cover, and she was talking about motherhood and all the surgery that 997 01:07:08.000 --> 01:07:11.119 she's gotten, and she said, quote, I guarantee you if you change 998 01:07:11.119 --> 01:07:14.599 anything on your body and do anything surgical, all you're going to do more 999 01:07:14.679 --> 01:07:17.320 than likely, not definitely, but more than likely, is you'll look back 1000 01:07:17.760 --> 01:07:20.960 one day and say I was fine, just the way I was. And 1001 01:07:21.039 --> 01:07:24.199 she said, that's exactly what happened to her. She said, I could 1002 01:07:24.239 --> 01:07:27.400 not believe some of the photos that she didn't love because she looks back at 1003 01:07:27.440 --> 01:07:29.719 them now and she's like, I wasn't even that bad. Like she would 1004 01:07:29.760 --> 01:07:31.960 complain about being too skinny or having a flav butt, or she didn't like 1005 01:07:32.079 --> 01:07:35.599 her bezuomers like weren't sitting high enough, and that's why she got surgery. 1006 01:07:36.039 --> 01:07:40.840 But now, after years of like avoiding looking at these older pictures, she 1007 01:07:40.880 --> 01:07:43.480 looks at them and she's like, h I was fine just the way I 1008 01:07:43.679 --> 01:07:45.519 was. What do you think about that, Selena, because you've had that 1009 01:07:45.760 --> 01:07:49.480 scare surgery. I think I think that is probably I'm not saying this about 1010 01:07:49.480 --> 01:07:51.760 YOUU Selena, but I think that's probably true for a lot of people, 1011 01:07:51.840 --> 01:07:56.960 and a lot of people have While maybe they get the results they want, 1012 01:07:57.440 --> 01:08:00.239 long term, maybe they don't get the results that they want, you know, 1013 01:08:00.280 --> 01:08:03.039 because your body's changing over time, so surgery that changed one thing at 1014 01:08:03.079 --> 01:08:08.599 one time isn't going to you know, some of these things require additional surgeries 1015 01:08:08.639 --> 01:08:11.239 down the road. Once you've done one, now you've got to continue to 1016 01:08:11.280 --> 01:08:14.199 do this or continue to add filler or something, and then it, you 1017 01:08:14.280 --> 01:08:16.560 know, the twenty years later one doesn't look as good as They're always going 1018 01:08:16.640 --> 01:08:18.800 to change, right, You're going to age, things are still going to 1019 01:08:18.920 --> 01:08:23.760 droop in sad regardless her implants like fall out of her butt. Basically, 1020 01:08:24.039 --> 01:08:28.000 I mean I would regret that, but like, wouldn't you regret that one 1021 01:08:28.079 --> 01:08:30.760 too, Like this is not at all what I had in mind. Yeah, 1022 01:08:30.880 --> 01:08:32.600 I don't even know if people. People don't even do the implants anymore. 1023 01:08:32.640 --> 01:08:36.920 They just do like the shot bad chansfer the shop what I'm saying about 1024 01:08:36.920 --> 01:08:41.880 her, Like they didn't fall out. But there was that performance where on 1025 01:08:41.920 --> 01:08:45.119 stage down in the back of you can't like flipped or like something weird. 1026 01:08:45.159 --> 01:08:47.399 I remember that it was very weird looking. I was wearing them backwards. 1027 01:08:47.840 --> 01:08:55.359 Yeah, not right, really quick. There are a lot of movies that 1028 01:08:55.439 --> 01:08:59.520 are pushing back their release day. Even though the Hollywood strike is over, 1029 01:09:00.439 --> 01:09:01.960 a lot of studios are still feeling the pressure of like, oh my god, 1030 01:09:02.000 --> 01:09:04.640 I got to get things done, and so things are still being pushed 1031 01:09:04.720 --> 01:09:11.640 back. Marvel's Dead Poll three is now going to be coming out July instead 1032 01:09:11.640 --> 01:09:16.720 of May of twenty twenty four. Captain America is another one that's being pushed 1033 01:09:16.800 --> 01:09:23.279 back until twenty twenty five. There's another superhero film, Thunderbolts, that was 1034 01:09:23.319 --> 01:09:26.520 supposed to come out December twenty to twenty twenty four, that's going to be 1035 01:09:26.600 --> 01:09:30.560 postponed until summer of twenty twenty five. There's a lot of Disney movies as 1036 01:09:30.640 --> 01:09:33.239 well. Mufasa, there's a Lion King movie that's being pushed back. There's 1037 01:09:33.439 --> 01:09:38.399 no White remake that's being postponed until twenty twenty five. Basically, just because 1038 01:09:38.399 --> 01:09:42.840 the strike is over does not mean things are back. Thereay a bunch of 1039 01:09:42.880 --> 01:09:45.359 cort It's still going to be a lot of delays, which sucks because I 1040 01:09:45.520 --> 01:09:48.680 need some new stuff coming out. But I feel like they push that back. 1041 01:09:48.760 --> 01:09:53.359 Other stuff is resumes production now. I feel like a year from now 1042 01:09:53.439 --> 01:09:56.840 we will get kind of an onslaught of a bunch of stuff. That's true. 1043 01:09:57.039 --> 01:09:58.960 I think that's what's gonna happen. It's all gonna come out like at 1044 01:09:59.000 --> 01:10:02.279 once though. Yeah, after two years of like nothing good coming out, 1045 01:10:03.039 --> 01:10:04.840 Graham, what are you having trending? All right? Well, we're about 1046 01:10:04.880 --> 01:10:08.960 to enter a perfect storm, so to speak. For Bay Area commuters. 1047 01:10:08.960 --> 01:10:12.720 That's because well there's gonna be an actual storm that arrives tomorrow. It's gonna 1048 01:10:12.720 --> 01:10:15.960 bring widespread rain to the Bay Area starting tomorrow morning. And we know that 1049 01:10:15.159 --> 01:10:18.399 nobody ever remembers how to drive in the rain here, so the roads will 1050 01:10:18.520 --> 01:10:20.720 likely be a mess from that. But for those of you that commute to 1051 01:10:20.720 --> 01:10:24.800 San Francisco, for work, are doubly in for it this week. That's 1052 01:10:24.840 --> 01:10:29.359 because of the APEC Conference that's going on starting tomorrow morning at five am, 1053 01:10:29.680 --> 01:10:31.680 so you might want to leave early tomorrow. They're gonna be shutting a lot 1054 01:10:31.760 --> 01:10:34.399 of things down. One lane of the Bay Bridge going into the city. 1055 01:10:34.479 --> 01:10:39.000 One lane going out on the Bay Bridge going eastbound is also going to be 1056 01:10:39.039 --> 01:10:42.920 shut down. The fifth Street exit off the bridge also closed. They want 1057 01:10:42.960 --> 01:10:45.399 you to just avoid, if you can't all together, the area around Moscone 1058 01:10:45.520 --> 01:10:50.159 Center that's probably largely shut down already. Knob Hill's gonna be another area, 1059 01:10:50.199 --> 01:10:56.239 but Moscone Center is where this conference is mainly located, so there's going to 1060 01:10:56.239 --> 01:10:59.640 be high security around there because if you don't know, the APEC conference is 1061 01:10:59.680 --> 01:11:04.800 the Asia Pacific Economic Cooperation Summit, and all kinds of world leaders, business 1062 01:11:04.920 --> 01:11:09.720 CEOs, dignitaries, and just generally people that are more important than you and 1063 01:11:09.800 --> 01:11:13.079 I are going to be there, lots of them, including the President of 1064 01:11:13.079 --> 01:11:15.520 the United States themselves, China's present, they're going to be the two of 1065 01:11:15.560 --> 01:11:17.800 them are going to meet on Wednesday. So very high security, lots of 1066 01:11:17.920 --> 01:11:20.680 road closures, so so just stay home. Just why drive tomorrow, just 1067 01:11:20.720 --> 01:11:23.439 like don't even go to work. Call out. That's what a lot of 1068 01:11:23.479 --> 01:11:27.600 companies are saying. Work are having their employees work remote. Smart? Are 1069 01:11:27.680 --> 01:11:29.680 we coming in in that in the weather? Yeah, we still have to. 1070 01:11:29.840 --> 01:11:32.000 I'm going to stay home. But you guys guess because in cheating now, 1071 01:11:32.119 --> 01:11:34.640 because we've got to drive the word. Yeah, yeah, that's true. 1072 01:11:34.680 --> 01:11:40.119 That's true. The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine, The JV 1073 01:11:40.239 --> 01:11:44.800 Show on a Monday. I'm selina, I'm just Cheaty's in here somewhere hiding 1074 01:11:44.840 --> 01:11:48.079 behind a microphone. All this is with us. Hell, Hey, guys, 1075 01:11:48.159 --> 01:11:50.760 So I don't know if you know this, but I what's wrong? 1076 01:11:51.079 --> 01:11:55.640 I got bit by a dog in the studio here? What do you mean? 1077 01:11:55.760 --> 01:11:58.800 Who's I got? I got bit by a frigging dog, not in 1078 01:11:58.800 --> 01:12:00.960 the outdoors. It's not a dog. Let me just say someone to talk 1079 01:12:01.000 --> 01:12:03.720 about earlier, like who is the newscaster voice? This is Elvis and the 1080 01:12:03.800 --> 01:12:06.439 dog? How yeah, yeah, newscaster book. I don't have a newscaster 1081 01:12:06.560 --> 01:12:11.279 voice doing Hi everybody. That's what the said. Okay, so what oh 1082 01:12:11.399 --> 01:12:14.800 my god, bloody oh you really have a bite mark on your lip. 1083 01:12:15.039 --> 01:12:17.640 It's just a cold story, you guys, it's not. And if I 1084 01:12:17.720 --> 01:12:20.439 need medication, I'm coming to you. So I'm out. You know, 1085 01:12:20.520 --> 01:12:24.560 I'm out there eating my twelve scone that Carlos Pedraza bat, Thank you, 1086 01:12:24.640 --> 01:12:28.000 buddy. And I'm out there and people have dogs here, and this golden 1087 01:12:28.079 --> 01:12:30.840 tree for beautiful Carol mccardo's golden retriever comes up. I'm a big dog person. 1088 01:12:31.039 --> 01:12:33.600 Start petting it, and I come down for a kiss. Knit me, 1089 01:12:33.920 --> 01:12:41.600 cut me, just zat me. Dogs are incredible for consent. Yeah, 1090 01:12:42.000 --> 01:12:45.359 if it was non condensual, I feel like the dog was in I 1091 01:12:45.479 --> 01:12:48.359 feel it's not the victim here. I stayed back. I just I let 1092 01:12:48.479 --> 01:12:51.520 I let her come to me like usual. That really works out. Well, 1093 01:12:51.960 --> 01:12:56.399 I've been single, happened before. I've been single thirteen years. That's 1094 01:12:56.399 --> 01:12:59.199 a shocker right now to But yeah, I got bit by a dog today, 1095 01:12:59.359 --> 01:13:00.840 Selena, How you feel as a dog owner? How do you feel? 1096 01:13:00.880 --> 01:13:04.079 Like how you feel when another man, like a stranger, tries to 1097 01:13:04.159 --> 01:13:08.319 come up and like make out with your dog. I'm gross out. Don't 1098 01:13:08.359 --> 01:13:14.039 put you don't put your mouth anywhere? Yes, you did? You are? 1099 01:13:15.720 --> 01:13:17.800 Yeah? Well that's maybe I'm eating doodoo. I don't know. Listen 1100 01:13:17.880 --> 01:13:20.600 that's the thing. I was out there, Hey, puppy, come here, 1101 01:13:20.640 --> 01:13:23.520 and I just bent down and nipped me, and she goes, she 1102 01:13:23.640 --> 01:13:26.760 never bites. I go, well she did. Now, like my dogs 1103 01:13:27.279 --> 01:13:32.560 chunk out of my lip. My dog's tongue is reserved for my Mouth's gross. 1104 01:13:32.640 --> 01:13:35.039 Like, I don't need my chick making out with somebody else and then 1105 01:13:35.079 --> 01:13:42.000 me getting sloppy seconds from him. But you deserve a bite, terrific. 1106 01:13:42.079 --> 01:13:45.720 Yeah, it's a cold, sore white. I do get those, by 1107 01:13:45.760 --> 01:13:48.800 the way. Shocker there there you go. I've got medication. That's fine. 1108 01:13:49.439 --> 01:13:57.359 Shocker. Do you guys know who blue Face is? No? Who 1109 01:13:57.479 --> 01:14:02.720 is it blue face? He is a rapper if that's what she wanted, 1110 01:14:02.960 --> 01:14:05.439 that's you want what you want to call him? Okay? And he's in 1111 01:14:05.520 --> 01:14:12.000 Blue Man Group in Vegas, yes, or honestly he went for the from 1112 01:14:12.119 --> 01:14:15.520 rapper, uh joke of a rapper. He had one song and he's like 1113 01:14:15.560 --> 01:14:19.600 the most offbeat rapper ever. But now he's more just like reality online personality. 1114 01:14:19.680 --> 01:14:25.239 He's just social media probably making millions of so go to the JV show 1115 01:14:25.279 --> 01:14:30.319 dot com. He posted what his girlfriend or fiance or I don't know why 1116 01:14:30.359 --> 01:14:33.560 she is anymore. This meal that she made for him, I'm just gonna 1117 01:14:33.560 --> 01:14:38.840 describe it. Okay, it's got you got the pasta, you got uh 1118 01:14:39.239 --> 01:14:43.920 meat sauce, pasta sauce on top of that. Then you have Kraft singles 1119 01:14:43.960 --> 01:14:45.319 on top of that. Oh no, no, no, you know. 1120 01:14:45.479 --> 01:14:47.600 Here's the thing I used to love. I used to I used to love 1121 01:14:47.680 --> 01:14:51.560 baked macaroni and cheese. Where they put this was when I was a kid. 1122 01:14:51.760 --> 01:14:56.079 Where you have spaghetti and then they put American cheese on top of that, 1123 01:14:56.159 --> 01:14:58.520 and they bake it and they put it on their broiler, and it's 1124 01:14:58.560 --> 01:15:00.760 pretty damn good. It's for damn good. There's just something about this. 1125 01:15:01.039 --> 01:15:08.600 People are like roasting that looks bad. It's very struggling. It's a struggling 1126 01:15:10.880 --> 01:15:13.520 even if it tasted good. Maybe it tastes good. I don't know. 1127 01:15:13.600 --> 01:15:16.000 It's probably delicious. Let's be honest. But what would you be mad if 1128 01:15:16.199 --> 01:15:21.039 your partner posted this knowing knowing the reaction is not going to be good to 1129 01:15:21.119 --> 01:15:25.640 it? Beyond pissed off? If I made you this and you're posting it 1130 01:15:25.680 --> 01:15:28.479 online so everyone can come for me and like found me for my cooking stale, 1131 01:15:29.000 --> 01:15:30.199 That's okay, no, listen, you're getting you're getting views. You 1132 01:15:30.279 --> 01:15:33.479 know, it's just relaxed. Okay, you're getting viewed. You made bad 1133 01:15:33.520 --> 01:15:35.680 food and there's a laugh about it. That's what you gotta do. You 1134 01:15:35.720 --> 01:15:40.000 gotta just like brush it off, going okay. I can't cook. I 1135 01:15:40.119 --> 01:15:44.359 can't cook. I put craft singles by the way. Craft singles are awful, 1136 01:15:44.479 --> 01:15:45.840 like the ones that it's a chunk of thing where you just peel them 1137 01:15:45.880 --> 01:15:48.840 off. If you got the individually wrapped ones, those are awful. Those 1138 01:15:48.880 --> 01:15:51.960 are I don't even eat those. It's not cheese. I don't know what 1139 01:15:53.079 --> 01:15:58.439 that is. The process cheese food whatever, I don't That's what I feed 1140 01:15:58.479 --> 01:16:00.319 to my man and my kids. I keep the cheese for me, smart 1141 01:16:00.600 --> 01:16:04.800 smart smart movies. I don't know, I really do different. I know 1142 01:16:04.880 --> 01:16:10.039 the difference exactly. Good cheese is good cheese, right, Yeah, if 1143 01:16:10.039 --> 01:16:12.239 you want to see that struggle plates at the JV show dot com. Let's 1144 01:16:12.239 --> 01:16:15.840 talk comedy jam because we announced the line up this morning, missed it. 1145 01:16:16.399 --> 01:16:19.680 We have Cedric the Entertainer on stage at the s A P Center, San 1146 01:16:19.720 --> 01:16:26.800 Jose March first, Yes, comedy Jam to Honora JB. It's a deal. 1147 01:16:26.920 --> 01:16:32.359 Hugh Lee Ralph Barbosa, Tony Rock, Felipe Sparza, Rigez. It's 1148 01:16:32.399 --> 01:16:34.600 going to be such a fun event. Elvis is going to be there. 1149 01:16:34.640 --> 01:16:38.640 I'm actually gonna do a pre party too, so I'm gonna throw details down 1150 01:16:38.720 --> 01:16:42.159 on that pretty soon. Okay, I'm interested. Yeah, you're not invited. 1151 01:16:42.359 --> 01:16:45.479 Okay, I was gonna say I was joking about you being a comedy 1152 01:16:45.520 --> 01:16:50.039 jam because we will see I am going to crash that son of a gun. 1153 01:16:50.119 --> 01:16:56.399 Don't share a cup with Elvis. It's not not a cold sort. 1154 01:16:56.399 --> 01:17:00.920 It's a dog bike raby for comedy Jam. Is this Friday, ten am. 1155 01:17:01.039 --> 01:17:04.920 You want to be at ticketmaster dot com to get those first tickets The 1156 01:17:05.119 --> 01:17:08.560 JV Show on Wild ninety four nine.