The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine Wild four nine at the base number
one hit music station, The JV Show on a Monday, here we are.
It's Monday back. So I never ending cycle. We're just back.
It's Monday again. Gosh, dang it. I'm selina, I'm jee,
I'm cheaty. Today's a big day. We're announcing the Comedy Jam lineup seven
block. I'm so excited, and we're going to be joined by ELVISP from
the Doghouse. You know the whole uh you know. Bringing back Comedy Jam
is to honor JB, to benefit Bay Area Ligne. And we can't we
just can't do it without Elvis here, you can't do it. Elvis is
coming in seven o'clock. And I'm wearing my Doghouse shirts today, and so
was Oh wait the kiss ass today? Where are your doghouse? I was
on the Doghouse Show. I have a lot of doghouse is joking, and
the Doghouse launched the Comedy Jam. I know that, I know, I
know my Doghouse history. I'm just making sure I know. I felt a
little judge. I felt the job felt a little bit of time. We've
a chanced to win a thousand dollars in Raise a cash on standby. I
do want to talk about how all of our weekends went. I just before
we went on the air, I asked around the room, he jess or
cheat, anything, you know, juicy fun from the weekend, anything good?
Just said that she spent the whole weekend with my kitty. Oh god,
is this what this show has become? I mean, look, let
me side bar with Selena here really quick. You know, Selena has got
a gaggle of kids. I've got a couple of kids. Our weekends aren't
as exciting as they once were. So we wanted to add someone to the
show that was going to bring that energy, that the ratchet tree out of
the clubs, the drama, the stories. And we got Cat Lady.
What it's just because it's the first weekend with her, but the the ratchetree
will continue started never started. And it wasn't. It wasn't before you were
a cat Lady, before you got the cat we've got. We've been bamboozled.
It was a bait and switch. Just wait till me and Chety go
out. We've been waiting for that. Yeh, Graham, how is your
weekend. Mine was good because finally a weekend with no kids soccer games.
You feel bad celebrating the end of a kid's sport that they seem to enjoy,
But man, it really frees up a lot of that. What are
you in the middle of sports? I mean, not currently, but just
for them to grow out of it. Oh yeah, I don't have to
do it. Out of it and move out of the house. You don't
have to deal with it anymore. Yeah, it'll be nice. But then
I spent the entire weekend this since my schedule did free up. I spent
the entire weekend. I spent all day Friday after the show, Saturday,
and all day yesterday, you know, working on the house. Did do
some dinners out with some friends on Friday and Saturday night though, so it
was a little hungover doing the work on the new on the on the job
site. But other than that, man, that weekend right on by.
Now we're back to Monday, and now here we are furday. Yeah,
and you said the rain's going to be coming in this week due today or
this week is gonna be a mess because we've got APEX, that big conference
going on the city and there's gonna be all kinds of road closures, and
you know, lane of the Bay Bridge getting starting tomorrow five am gets shut
down, one lane going each way, and then we're gonna have rain on
starting tomorrow, I mean yeah, tomorrow, Friday. Everyone in the Bay
Area needs to everyone learn practice you're driving today. Yeah, yeah, we
got to talk back. I think that came in that. I think it's
kind of for Jess. Oh okay, yeah, I need to play that
Good Morning JV show. Fam. I like to give a shout out to
Jess her Man and her cat. That's nice. Come, let's go.
I'm assuming Jess's team got played the Cowboys and got absolutely I mean pounded.
Is not strong enough for Jazzy response at this point, I'll see you next
year, because we what are we supposed to do? We don't have quarterback?
We are you didn't have a quarterback to begin with. Hate to break
it to you, Daniel Jones was not going to win you guys at Super
Bowl. The guy's a joke, okay, but not having him and not
having his back back up and now being on the third string, like,
what are we really going to do with that? You know, their quarterbacks
out there you guys could sign. That's one of the biggest knocks against the
Giants. That's like they're starting some moments. They're starting some no name kid,
when there's guys out there that like know how to play in the NFL
and they won't sign them. It's very peculiar. I do want to give
Jess some props though, because her just giving that little explanation, it sounds
like she knows football. There we go did she used terms like third string
and quarterback and that was okay, is your man again? Backstory if you
knew the show Jess and her Man, they're they're from Salinas, but their
hometown team is the New York Giants. For some reason you can't forge out
why is your man? Just beside himself that they're now they're now purposely tanking
to try to get the best the highest draft pick next year. He's just
like see you next year or two. Like he's just he's so over it
now for the season. He's just like, what are we supposed to do
with this? Well, they're two and eight, Yeah they're not. So
it's bad, one bad and not very much Okay. The JV Show on
Wild ninety four nine good morning, JV show. It's your official podcaster here,
and I just wanted to take a minute to say thank you. I
am very much looking forward to this evening when I'm listening to the podcast to
learn who these official jokesters will be at the comedy jam. I went to
the original comedy jams with the Doghouse, loved them, so I really can't
wait to celebrate JV and the best way we know how. Thank you of
course. Yeah, so this comedy jam is to honor JV. It's gonna
benefit Bay Area Line and the fact that you can wait until tonight to find
out you're gonna be there. You don't have to wait that long. You
can just like go online seven o'clock listen to the show. And did she
say she's our official podcaster? I didn't know we had an official way?
We gotta do. We have to pay for that. How does she earn
the title? Maybe she podcasts more minutes than anybody else, But well done.
I like it. I love it. We're back. Have a good
day, guys. Bye bye. We are back. We are back.
Let's go. Did we early? I don't remember. I don't keep up.
West lost three games in a row. And then remember on Friday,
I said, I don't want to say this is a must win game,
but it's a must win game, and it was going it was gonna differentiate
whether or not we were contenders or pretenders. And I'll tell you what,
we are contenders, best team in the NFL. They dominated, and we
didn't just beat a crappy team like the New York Giants. We actually be
a really good team and like pounded them, like beyond bounded them. So
good talk about it later, Yeah, in today's Hottest trending. I'm assuming
let's talk about the really embarrassing thing that happened to me over the weekend.
So I go to my sister's house for my niece and nephew's birthday party.
And it's me and the family, and you know, we're having a lot
of Bruski's, you know, Okay, yeah, there's some ticula low and
obviously, so me and my sisters we decided to go get some impromptu tattoos,
as you do when you're drinking with your family. Yes, good tattoos.
Well we even wanted to get like matching sister tattoos. But I swear
to God, my oldest sister well, my only older sister, but the
oldest of the bunch. She is like she keeps putting it off. I
think she's scared, but it was like her idea. I don't know one
of them, but she keeps on like putting it off, and she's not
down to do it. So like, okay, well we're gonna go get
other tattoos without you. So we go. And I've been wanting to get
my daughter's name anyways, that's what I got. You know, wasn't a
big deal. But because this wasn't a planned thing, and because I knew
I wanted her name on like the front of my ankle, I was not
prepared to have to go show anyone my ankles. The poor tattoo guy had
to shave their hair embarrassed. But I can't back out. It's like we're
all bad to get tattoos. So wait, I kind of just pick another
spot, like this is where I always envisioned it. But I have questions.
Are you just it is your normal state a hairy one? Well,
because I whax, so I only whax it once a month, so you
only have two? Three? How long does a how long do your I've
never gotten a wax. How long has the hair gone? You have maybe
like two weeks of like nothing, and then after that it's like growing in.
So it's it wasn't as bad as it could have been because it grows
in like less and less, you know what I mean. It's not like
HELLI fake. But still I had to sit up there and like roll my
pants up and he grabs a razor shave it away. So, oh we
got a hairy one here, I get the clippers, I got quote,
I got waxing questions. Do you go to someone to wax your legs every
two weeks or do you do it yourself? Either sounds terrible, but I
do that myself. Oh why not just shave because the hair grows back faster.
You have to do mean, you have to do more work, like
I don't, because it seems to me every time I hear a story about
your legs, you're talking about all the hair all over them. And I'll
be honest with you that my wife, I think she shaves her legs in
the shower. I don't ever run into a hairy leg. I don't ever
run into a hairy leg in the bed ever. Okay, well, good
for her. I don't know. Mexicans weren't made like that. I think
it's more. I think it's more of she she actually takes the time to
shave your legs. No, I don't have time for that, especially when
I feel like no one's going to see them. The person that's but the
person that's going to feel them is the person sharing a bed with you every
night, the guy that's laying right next to you. He's that guy called
your husband. Right, But I mostly because I'm just a cold person.
I I will have like my leggings on or like anything you can wear to
hide the hair, keep the hair hidden, and then the hair helps keep
her warm too, exactly a little Chilians. Did you throw it on my
feet? I would, but like I can't. Did your sisters get it
at the same spot, like on on their incoor no they got they got
other hairless spots. Okay, can do we get to see your tattoo?
What's the story about that? What does it look like? How big?
Is it? My daughter's name? Right now? You can't see if there's
a plastic film over it? And so all like this is your daughter's name
again? CALLI that's right, that's right? So all like the excess ink
or whatever. It's just like a big blur and blob of ink right now
until the plastic comes off. So right now, it's just when do we
when do we take it off? A few days? Did it hurt?
No? Okay, do you guys want to hear the disgusting thing? I
thought that was the story. It gets worse, okay, so you I
haven't told a lot of people this, you guys here on the JV show.
Note, because I've been complaining about not being able to hear out of
my right ear like three weeks now. I think maybe there was maybe one
day where I came in I was like, oh my god, I could
hear again. After that, my hearing was gone, and I legit thought
I was here. Sorry, I legit thought I was losing my hearing.
A lot of times. You know, JB would talk about, you know,
wearing these headphones every day, and you wear them really loud loud.
I've heard yours before. You you do have them too loud. You're out
of my right ear. So I had to I had to make it higher,
and I noticed it was worse. In the morning. I would get
up and I like everything was just muffled, like, and I thought I
would lose I thought I was losing my hearing because of this job. Other
people were like, well, maybe it's like earwax. I'm like, I'm
not an ear waxy person. Like I clean out my ears every you know,
every time I get out of the shower, I'm cutube. And then
I know you're not supposed to do that, but whatever, people do it
anyways, and I'm not, like, if you're a waxy person, Well,
then my man, he gets this earwax your ear picker cleaner thing and
it has a camera attached. Oh what in the sick or east sick is
that I saw these online? So you can like go in your ear and
like see what's all in there? Gross. I don't need to see that.
So he goes in my ear on Friday night, into my right ear
and there is just this wall of earwax. The entire thing. It is
just an earwax plug in there. And I was like, oh my god,
I cannot believe this is the reason I'm not hearing. It was so
discussing was like this dark, Yeah, I get it, gross ew stinky
too, so we know that it's in there. Oh, he didn't take
it out. Let me hold on. And then I'm like, then,
like it's a weirly, weird feeling to have like this rod in your ears.
I'm like, take it out, take it. I take it out.
He takes it out, But like we have to get rid of it,
right because it is it. It's really not that far, right,
I mean, you're not like you back there by your brain that far.
But even when you get to like because you have to like twist the camera
to really turn that corner and that's where you see, that's where you see
my ear wax plug. And we could just leave it like that. Now
that we know it's there, we know that's why I can't hear out of
my dang ear. He goes back in and all he does is poke the
plug with is there a little tool attached to the end of the game.
It's like a little like a little spoon. Oh, it's like a little
shovel at the end. So he he like pokes it, and immediately then
it was like my entire head just like unplugged, and I could like hear
everything, and it was such a weird feeling, and I swear even now
it feels weird because I feel like I'm overhearing after not being able to hear
it for like three weeks. Yea. Then he pulls it back out because
I'm like freaking out. I'm like, oh my god, he puts it
back in and he sooops it out. It was the biggest ball. Do
you guys want to see the video? So there's things recording video the whole
time. Yes, so we can like see the video of it going in
and discover and then like seeing the Wow, what kind of sick girls want
to read? I'll be honest, I'm kind of curious. I look,
I know it's really discussing and it's really gross. And I used to always
make fun of JV for having earwax just like falling out of his ear,
but now it's me. He posted this napkin one time of stuffed and Natasha
mind out his ear and I can't see that. I still get grossries.
This is worse. I am not going to lie to you. This is
at least one hundred times worse than that. It's it's you're sick, I
know. So here's the thing, because I know people are like sensitive to
this kind of stuff because it's really disgusting If we get enough talkback saying people
want to see it, I'll post the video at the JV show dot com.
If you get enough people saying don't post it, that's disgusting, then
I don't want to be that person and still post it to you. You
can leave. It's to talk back on the iHeartRadio app. You just hit
the little microphone button there and then uh yeah, voe if you want to
see my earwax and Happy Monday the JV Show on Wild ninety four nine.
We're talking about my ear wax off the air. Cheaty just did like the
grossest laugh. Can you try to replicate that? I don't know it was
that, but much deeper. Happy Monday the JV Show. Here, I'm
Selena, I'm Jets, and I'm Cheaty. It is Waldy friend I and
the base number one hit music station trying to figure out whether or not we
should post a video of my man extracting an ear wax wall from my ear.
It's really gross. I don't want. The last thing I want to
do is gross people out, But I also know people like to see that
stuff. They're also like gross stuff. If we're going to the talkbacks,
should I post it morning, Happy Monday. This is bings from Alameda,
and I'm going to take that as a yes. I think maybe that's a
yes. But time you need somebody to leave a you know, talkback waning
on something than the Raiders fans you know up in there. Raiders did get
a big win yesterday against the New York Jets, who are a dumpster fire.
Well, you know when good jobs. Selena posts the video of the
earwax. Please this is my first talk back ever. Please post the video.
Thank you, Love the JV Show Graham. Just cheaty all have a
great day and a fantastic week. Love you guys, Thank you, love
you. I said Selena was left out there. Well, she said my
name in the beginning to me and she left to talk by because of you
got it, which they know are what's the votes in the room post day?
I vote you posted just to give people the option to watch it if
you're a sick Oh, I for one will not be watching it because I'm
I don't know. She'll get it up at the jvshow dot com. We'll
let you know as soon as it is up. You're six. I came
up, not I didn't come across the site. I don't go on there
looking for adult stuff. But I came across an article about a new site
which is now it's like a new thing. It's a rival to Only Fan.
It's called fan View. The difference is all of the creators on here,
they're AI. They're like, oh Avatar, like fake, not real
people. I wanted to ask Graham, do you guys really not care that
much? We don't care, like you will pay subscribe to someone who's not
even real just because she will tell you the things that you want to hear
and show you things that you want to see, because they do that on
OnlyFans too, if you pay. But this is like fake people. I
think it's as the technology progresses, it looks real. I will see,
That's what I mean. It doesn't look bad. It's going to look more
and more and more real. Who cares at that point? Right? That
makes me kind of sad just for mankind. I guess the platform is still
developing, but with all the technology that there is available, or they're going
to be integrating like new age tech chat bots and audio cloning tools, so
they could even mimic the creator's voice, like maybe that person doesn't want to
be on cam whatever, but they can mimic that person's voice to say whatever
they would want to say. Then you can subscribe to them. I guess
one of the AI, I don't know. I don't want to call them
a character. It's a person behind it. Obviously they've already made like ten
thousand dollars. Yeah, there's money to be made here. Well, there's
money to be made here. And similar to like the actors strike right where
they wanted to use extras likeness and then be able to use it in perpetuity
going forward without ever having to pay him again, and use AI to put
them in the backgrounds of different scenes and stuff. You're going to see this
as our quote unquote influencers. You're pretty soon not going to know if it's
a real person or not. And guess what's cheaper than a real person,
a computer generated one? Right? And I mean, I don't want to
sound like a grumpy old man here, but it may make some people that
are aspiring influencers have to get a real job because I don't. But I'm
just I think we're putting too much emphasis on as a society and there will
be a kind of a swing back where you're going to go Okay, companies
are going to go this person looks like this. AI think it looks like
a real person, and I can have them post for me and influence for
me at pennies on the dollar what it would cost, you know what I
was paying these other influencers before. I think there's still is room for real
life influencers, though, because businesses and brands they want a person giving their
real testimony about whatever it is they're influencing. I know, I get it,
you know what I mean? I saw one There was one girl,
she was she's twenty one years old, and she was getting so much hate
on TikTok because she just bought her first house and she posted about it and
people is so salty. Could you be happy for her? A gram?
I could? I mean, I don't know. I wanted to sell.
Although I'm here for like influencing. I'm just I'm salty because never in my
lifetime I've accepted it. Will I be buying a house here in the Bay
Area. Yeah, some Dayslenna, you gotta be diligent. You gotta have
sell one of these accounts, and yeah, AI license yourself out and sell
your earwax video. Uh oh yeah, I can't be giving up the goods
for free. Wow, you already lost it late dang The JV show on
Wild ninety four nine, we're also just talking about me finally unplugging my giant
wall of earwax that I didn't know I even had until Friday. Good Morning,
Baby Show. This is Henry frank Youson. I have one of those
kind of tools myself, and I use it at least once a month to
kick out my earwax. Yes, absolutely post that video. It's so said.
It's sorry to see you, all right, have a good morning.
It's so gross. Cheaty Where we at with the video? It is posted
on the ig our IGJB Morning Show, But I'm working on posting it on
the page right now, all right, So it's getting up at the JAB
show. If I go on Instagram right now, go to JV Morning Shows
page. Yes, I can see this. Yeh. It's but you'll you'll
be able to decide whether you want to swipe or not to watch. I'm
just gonna throw it at your face, right, You're welcome for that.
By the way, I'm gonna go brows hot please. It's all the stuff
you need to know what's hot in music, movies, shows, and the
most talked about story happening today in the bay. You guys, that's your
ear hole. Yes, what what are you sure that's look I was shocked
too, Like that's what it looks like. All right. The Marvels was
a total flop. You guys know, I saw a mixed reaction from the
movie at the end of last week. Guys, this is how bad it
did so over its debut weekend, so much BOLS generated and estimated forty seven
million dollars that it's all it made over its opening weekend. Here the lowest
enfranchise history. Forty seven million dollars. Now, predictions, you know,
they'll always be like, oh, it's expected to make this much and this
much. They were predicting between like seventy five and eighty mil. So forty
seven is a lot lower than those initial predictions. Yeah. Also, the
only other Marvel films that have opened to lower than sixty million dollars were ant
Man. Yes, I mean that it can be an incredible hulk in two
thousand and eight. But if you're down there with with ant Man, I
thought you just threw Marvel on anything, and it's just dominated like you hardly
even had to try. My question is what was what did that production cost
to make? Because these Marvel movies are not They're not we know, they're
not cheap to make. I mean not like the franchise is hurting for money,
but they're very explosive. They're historically been very very expensive films to produce.
I'm assuming this one was no different. So you're going to take a
major loss if you have a forty something million dollar opening weekend. Also embarrassing.
Yeah, there's a man by the way. The other two movies surround
at the top three in the weekend box office. Number two was Five Nights
at Freddy's with nine million dollars, and then Taylor Swift's Eras Tour concert film
is still in the top three. It's that third place with five point nine
million, still making money. I've got a lot of Marvel movies to catch
up on. The last one that I saw was Iron Man two. How
many have their business? Who if that's the only one you've seen yet?
I didn't see what I saw. I was a hard man too. What
would you just skip? I don't know, I don't know. But how
many movies there's been like, I don't know, seven ant Man's like a
bunch of other one. I got the war's going on. Yeah, you
got some catching up to do. Get right on that. I'll report back
to you. Speaking of movies, and Sink is reuniting for like a little
mini premiere of the New Trolls movie. You guys know, they're on the
soundtrack. They recorded their first song together in like twenty years. And because
they weren't able to promote this film, talk about this film, even look
at the film because of the Hollywood strike. Now that it's over, they're
gonna do some catching up and they are going to actually get together. Supposedly
this is just a rumor, a really big one though this Wednesday, at
like a little premiere in Hollywood, they're supposed to. So with Timberlake,
which I was going to ask, how nervous do you think he is?
Given all the talk going on right now about him after Britney's book, Very
he doesn't. I would not want to go. Is not the time you
want to have to do a public appearance of any kind if you're him,
because people are the questions are inevitable. Yep, And I would be sick
that day and every day after that. Do you think there's gonna be people
that, like Britney fans are only like shouting stuff at him? Oh my
god, if they protest this thing, that would be crazy. Like,
I don't think it'll be a full on, but don't you think there will
be somebody I mean doing something. I mean, it's just gonna be He's
gonna be dealing with that for a while. Yeah. I don't see it
going away anytime soon, Graham, what do you have trying to take a
moment and say goodbyes to Megan Rappino. The US women's soccer star ended her
career over the weekend, and probably not in the fashion that she wanted to.
She had said after this last World Cup that that was her last World
Cup appearance. She played in four World Cups, I believe, winning in
twenty fifteen and twenty nineteen. She also won an Olympic Golden twenty twelve,
but she said this past World Cup was gonna be her final one, and
then this was gonna be her final season in Major League Soccer. She took
the f on Saturday to a huge ovation, and three minutes into the game,
she suffered a non contact injury and had to be helped out off the
field. So again, not how she wanted to end her career, but
that is in fact the way that it happens. So take a moment,
Sagerbise to make a repeater one of the beggest US women's soccer stars of all
time. Oh no, Cheei, you're giving me hand signals? Is the
video of Yes, it is at the JV showed doup com you want to
see my earwax? She giveing me a hand signal, like putting her finger
in her mouth and making that face like I'm going to throw up because that's
I watched four seconds of it, and I'm just I don't think I can
ever look at you the same slander. And don't tell me that you've ever
stuck a Q tip in that ear because you have you had not? Maybe
maybe I don't know. My other one wasn't like that. We checked the
other one totally fine. Why is it black? I googled that it's just
old build up the JV show on Wild ninety four nine. Elvis. That's
a no. You don't want to see the ear wax. If I see
somebody's bodily fluid, I'm gonna fluid. It's a solid No. No,
no. At one point, earwax had to be something that was liquid,
right, I mean think about not really, it's waxy. Well, how
does it appear in your well? Nobody knows. First of all, it's
about a Q tip. Why don't you get him and use them? You
know I do. You wouldn't even put this tar. It's like it's it's
like the lag tights in there and still. Yeah, tell there was a
worried mammoth that fell into at one time. He couldn't get out of your
ear wax like a dark brown. It looks like according to Google, it's
because it's so old. It's been in there for so long. You know,
we're getting sidetracked. It looks like a Harry translator. So much hair.
The JV Show, I'm Selina. It's like a booger in your ear.
Hi Elvis, Elvis, you know Elvis from the Doghouse. The j
V for nine the base number one hit music station. So big announcement last
week, Comedy Jam returning through the Bay Area. Cook Cook Comedy Jam.
And this is a really really special one because it's to honor our friend JV
and to benefit Bay Area line. I mentioned last week that comedy jam was
like Jav's baby. You know better than anyone Elvish what it meant to him.
The first one, I think was that two thousand and three, in
two thousand and four when we did those at Shoreline. The Shoreline were the
biggest ones. We had a couple we had like the warfield in the Warfield,
and we did one in your backyard too, right, that was the
first one, smaller and Mom make cookies. But your mom was drunk too.
She was. She was the opener that she was open for everybody that
was after the That wasn't that good, No, it was, but it
was a warm up, that's what. Yes, yes, yes, the
comedy jams that we did were his passion. They were something that he truly
had passion for comedy. But he also wanted to put on a great show.
So he produced some credible videos and he would not tell anybody what the
videos were, which was amazing. I mean, and you just see these
things that were like major productions. And back in the day he was producing
everything on tape. You know, this was tape, this was not digital
video. So it was taking them a long time and they would put me
out like I would have a king and a king's crown and a robe and
a big throne, and they'd line people up to try and cap on me,
and I would just destroy them all. I would destroy them all.
By the way, Nice to meet you, you do. I mean,
it's like this show is so rude. They don't even introduce me to anybody.
It's like, oh, you know her? No, I don't know
her. What the hell is this? It's like, why she I bollowed
me though she on me? Is that what's going on? Yes? The
the comedy Jams were such a big thing for him and it was just huge,
huge events and everybody went. And it's so great that bringing it back
and that we're doing it to honor our friend and my partner at thirty years
and we're doing it to benefit to Bay Area line. So I'm I'm so
excited for this one because I mean I might even get a new outfit be
the first time in well yeah, getting new underwear too. Oh god.
Okay, Wildy four Nine's Comedy Jam again. Come into the Bay Sap Center,
San Jose, Friday, March first. Are you guys ready for the
line up? Go performing at Comedy Jam, Cedric the Entertainer. Oh my
love that guy. You know, one of the original kings of comedy.
Yes, also performing d L. Hughglee. You know see d L,
Hughlee and JV and I have a long relationship. So it's gonna be great
to reconnect with d L and stuff. If I get a ticket, no,
I'll tell you about pre sell on a second man. Okay, you
can be that. That means I would need a freaking credit card to heart.
Times are frigging tough for me. Again. This is your Comedy Jam
line up we got said at the Entertainer Dale. Hugeley is gonna be there,
Ralph Barbosa amazing Netflix special right now. Awesome. Tony Rock is also
going to be there. Chris Rogers little brother. This is amazing. It's
going to be such a good knife. Felipe Sparza a huge dame at Comedy
Jam. And then Ida Rodriguez. Okay, I've seen her. I've seen
her on YouTube, she's been on h G O, she's been Yeah.
Yeah, this is huge. So Friday March first, SAP Center, San
Jose, Uh, Elvis, you mentioned you want a ticket pre sale?
I do, Okay, what happens Friday at ten am. So do I
need a computer for this? Yes, some type of Wi Fi connection?
What is Wi Fi? It's a good plan. You're going to go fast,
so you probably want like a computer a phone just to run. My
life is like a box that stand in. I don't even know all gone
digital. We've all gone digital. So so pre sale is Friday at ten
am, and it's going to go through the twenty first ten pm, and
then the public general on sale happens on the twenty second at ten am.
And if you want more information or just you know, a little refresher while
dot com is going to have all of this, well, it's actually up
there right now. So let's recap that wild ninety four nine comedy jams Cedric
the Entertainer, Ralph Barbosa, Dil Hugley, Felipe s bars At, Tony
Rock and Ada Ada or Ida Ida Rodriguez. That's huge, that's big,
that's big. There's fungus among us. By the way, by the way,
Graham brought me some headphones. I think these things have crabs. I
feel, I feel, I feel our life or something. I feel something
crawling on my frigging ear. So I feel ones that I give to all
the you know, not the A list. Guests like the list either D
plus not so good, Okay, thanks for nothinges what a jore that I
remember. I don't know if you were with us, Elvis, but Dial
Hugley. He's one of my favorite stand up comics. Great story and he's
an awesome guy. We JV and I and I think you were there and
a bunch of us went to go see one of his shows one night and
I'm look, I stuck out like a sore thumb with that group because the
group that we brought, well maybe I don't know what it was. And
DL hugely he can. He has a knack for just going off the top
and just destroying people. Crowd and he's going down, he's starting he We're
sitting at the right hand side of stage, and he starts at the other
side in the crowd and starts working his way and he's just destroying people.
And I'm like, I start sweating profusely. I'm like, when he gets
to this table, he's just gonna annihilate me. If anybody he's gonna pick
on this table, I was like, I gotta get it. I've gotta
Maybe I'll just get up and go to the bathroom. I was like,
if I get up and go to the bathroom, he's gonna know that I'm
trying to escape. Maybe he's gonna rip on me. Done. I've never
been so scared in my entire life. I was sitting there trembling. I
was like, gosh, duck down. Maybe I climb under the table.
I don't know. I didn't know where to go, how to escape,
And thank god, he's ripping on the guy four feet to my four feet
to my left, and finally he gets distracted about something and goes on some
other thing. And I was spared, but it was the most nervous I've
ever been in my entire You were wearing a polo shirt with like just looking
like a total Dorkey White. Yeah. Yeah, it was gonna go straight
for that haircut guy. Yea, he was gonna attack everything. Okay,
he's so fun of those first good off the top. Yeah. So again,
Dale Huglely performing a Wild Comedy Jam along with Cedric the Entertainer, Ralph
Barbosa, Felipe Sparza, Tony rock Ida Rodriguez again. Pre sale is Friday,
ten am and we actually have a pair to give away seven fifty the
JV Show on wild ninety four nine. I didn't know if morning, I
didn't know if I was part of the crew. You know, Yeah,
good Elvis is in here, you know, Elvis from the doghouse JV.
We just announced the lineup for Wildey f nine's comedy Jam show. That's a
pretty great comedy jam lineup. Excited about that. But what do we have
to do to get Graham to do what two to five minute stand up comedy
bit? Like? What we have to go on that line for JV?
Let's do it? I think the real question is who would want that?
Listen right there he just said he Elvis, come on, let's do it
for JV. Why don't you and I? We could do kind of like
a you know, a tag team? Yeah, tag teams? Comed Can
we wear it? Just thongs? Of course? What else would we wear?
What is that? You don't you do that to me? I've seen
the inside of your ear and it's nasty, so bad, it's like toxic
waste in there. Yes, check it not that not what you have.
Selena's got the worst ear wax and she couldn't hear because it was just like
cement and paste, and god knows that's decades of damage in there. What
it was, Well, I was going to just go buy. How you
looking? No, I'm just I'm tired. I had a rough night I
did to No. But listen, Graham, I don't think you and I
should. Well, you know what, if you want to do it,
I'll do it. I'll be the funny one. You'd be my punching bag.
Okay, that's fine with me. I'm telling you our comedy career has
to start somewhere. If you miss the lineup Cedric the Entertainer, Dio,
Hugh Glee, Ralph Barbosa, Philippe Sparza, Tony Rock, Aida Rodriguez.
For all your like ticket info, go to Walthony for nine dot com slash
comedy jam at seven fifty. We do have a parrot to give away this
morning. You're on the JV Show. Now to Jess. Okay, what
is that Mark doing? Cinemark has partnered with door Dash, Grubhub and Uber
eats because they will now be delivering theater concessions to your home. So they
are the first movie theater chain to partner with all three delivery services. So
if you're ever sitting at home, you want to watch a movie at home
and you want some popcorn a movie theater, you know, seven year old
hot dog? Yeah, hot dogs there is. It costs nineteen dollars.
Hopefully they're cutting the price because that is the biggest scam ever, thank you.
I think if anything, it's going to be more expensive. Oh,
regular movie theater prices, and then you have your tax on everything and a
tip. But it's not like watch your mouth. It's not like it's not
like that food's great, no offense. I mean you go there and you
just get it because you have to, or you didn't bring your smuggle your
own in. Yeah, why do I want to order a forty dollars box
of jujubes or whatever? The candies and six they're like whatever, they're like
inside her ear. Those are the juju bees. Now. The one thing
that people might like, though, is that they will also be delivering limited
edition stuff like the tailor swift feed. Okay, popcorn. I feel like
like, let's take the errors to our concert film. You want that because
you went to the theater to experience it, not sitting on your eye?
Was there? The only thing, the only thing that you really crave when
you go in the movie theater. Is the popcorn, right you smell it,
that's the thing. Oh and it's hot and fresh right there. When
it gets to my house forty five minutes later. If I'm lucky, it's
going to be cold. And I don't do popcorn. I don't like it
that much. No, I go, I go red vines, and junior
man's one hundred years old. I go red. You got the candy?
An eighty year old, he's got what the movie would get. You get
red vines and they're little, you know, not the freshest. Put them
in the microwave. Of course they softens him right up, like it does
your ear wax. Of course they're got the freshest nobody's but Red wins rules
the joy joy you cannot judge. Wow. Yeah, it's like, give
me a box of goobers. I don't even know. It's chocolate covered peanuts.
They're the worst. That's candy for old people. Also, we're going
down candy lane here, get raising nuts. Grand Oh, those are my
favorite. Pretty good looks like there's like hair and string in there too.
What is going on your much hair? There's a hole hair whole hair,
whole hair, whole ear hole i've ever seen. Yeah, you need to
need you need to like get something like water, professional help. Actually I
don't know. Take a shower, yeah, the thought water once a while.
I can set my ears after every shower, obviously not every day.
My other ear perfectly clean. I don't know what it is about my right
ear that it was so pugged up. I lost hering for three weeks.
It's a mess. Caryl attachment like for that thing. Because now I'm curious
and now I want to see what the inside of mind looks like. I've
got some scissors right here, so I can't with the pack. I'd have
to find it. But if not, I can order. I can order
any one. I think each of us should take a turn showing it inside.
You guys, little judging pants on air, wait until I bring in
the camera which will check your ear holes, minds. Not the JV show
on Wild ninety four nine, some tops coming because apparently you love somebody Mike
on. You know, it's my first day in radio. What do you
want from me? Okay, I'm trying my best. I'm just out you're
trying to live. I was not talking about the night talking about the nighter
game and teenie runs and she's like, you know your min oh a lot
of we just cut about twenty. You know what twenty talks about that.
It's all good. No silver lining, silver lining. Let's bring on Joe.
Good morning, Joe, Good morning guys. How are you good?
How was the weekend? It was? It was good, good, nice.
I heard a little voice back there. Who do we have in the
car with you, Hayden? Yeah, we have Joe and Hayden on the
line to play the JV show. You have nope game? Just what are
they playing for today? You are playing for two tickets to Fan Expo happening
in San Francisco, where you'll get to see amazing celebrities from your favorite movies
like Star Wars and Lord of the Rings. Yep, So we love the
team effort when we play the JAB show. You have no game. However,
we don't want time wasted when it comes to shouting up the answers if
you know it, just shouted, and don't like waste time discussing who's gonna
say what? Okay, we want you to win these tickets, all right,
you got it, all right? So just getting yes, his name.
I am so sorry, Cayden. Thank you for correcting me. Alp
us shut it. So we're gonna ask you for trivia questions. Get three
correct and you win. Here's question number one. What does the DC stand
for in Washington d C. Caden, I don't know. I'm drawing a
blank. I don't know. DC stands for District of Columbia Clumbia, Yeah,
Columbia, all right? Question number two True or false? Only male
elephants can grow tusks true true, no false. Elephants can grow tuss too,
although some have evolved not to grow them. Poachers, It's the whole
thing. Question number three, Number three, what type of milk is a
common ingredient in Thai food? Beaver? Yeah, milk? Giddy? Is
that your officingoose? Listen to what type of milk is common in Tai food?
Goat milk? This is well, coconut milkaheah, these are really easy.
Elvis said, They're really easy. I mean, come on, bro,
get your life together, all right? Question number four. The Heisman
Trophy is given to the most outstanding athlete in what sport. Heisman Trophy is
giving to what standing athlete and what sport? NFL. That would be college
football. College. Yeah, yeah, you went for twenty seven there.
Oh my gosh, dang it, Joe, not a great start to drink.
Throw it on his kid too. That was a weird kid. Cayden
did amazing. It was a star. He can't help it if his dad's
you know, just yeah. We appreciate you, guys. The kid try
good job. No, no, no, no, no no no.
Kaden's doing great, man, Kayden A love you buddy. You're good man.
Joe. We appreciate you being on and playing the JV show. You
know you have no game. Obviously you didn't win, unfortunately, but don't
hang up. He is going to pick up in the next room. You
guys, have a good day, and uh talk to she did see what
she can do for you. Okay, we love listening you guys. Have
a good rest of your day. You say you hang on, Joe,
Cayden. A lot of talkbacks coming through about the Ninerhasman listening from Sacramento,
and all I want to say is nine, let's go. We're back,
baby, Who bang bang, We're back. It's all Graham can talk about
off the air. Well, yeah, were talking about it all. We're
not. I'm not pasted it, but I'll get over it. Yeah,
the Niners picking up Chase Young and they have their defense showed up. They
are back, and that is like, if you take about it, you
got Chase Young, Nick Bosa, Hargrave and our Eric Armstead on that defensive
line. Who's gonna Who's gonna run the ball on them? Who's it's too
much pressure? Look at the board, look on the ladies faces. Yeah,
okay, Canada, all right, good story. Let's talk about your
rack. The JV show on Wild ninety four nine going on. You already
know, hey real quick, let's go. Also, like comedy Jam,
man, I'm so hyped up for that, that's gonna be so awesome.
I cannot wait. Elvis love to hear your voice again. I love you,
Isaac. Yeah, comedy Jam is gonna be insane? Is she coming
on to me? I think he was a little bit. Don't get special.
I not feel special. I'm just kind of excited and I appreciate that.
Thank you so much. Yeah, so Comedy Jam staring star the entertainer
d'elle, Hughglee, Ralph Barbosa, Tony rot felipe As spars that Ida Rodriguez.
There are so many huge names on this line up. They're all huge,
and we are right in the middle of trying to give away our first
pair of tickets, So keep on calling. We're still on our way up
to call her. Ninety four Gods. It's all the stuff you need to
know, what's hot and music, movies, shows, and the most talked
about stories happening today in the Bay. So Travis Kelcey did go to meet
up with Taylor Swift and Argentina. Did any one of us think it wasn't
going to happen. No, we figured he would at some point. Yeah,
we were all as one that he was going to okay, So he
did fly out on Friday. Apparently Taylor was supposed to perform that night,
but she ended up postponing that show because of weather. She said. She
said she didn't want to put her fans in danger with the rain and all
that stuff. So that show ended up happening on Sunday, which means her
schedule just freed up. So her Entravis had a little date night. They
went to Uh They went went out to this really nice restaurant for dinner,
and they were like holding hands the entire time. I saw reports that her
dad may or may not have been there with them, so it probably wasn't
like awkward. Yeah yeah, he was kind of like third wheeling. But
still it was a really nice time. And they canceled the show because it
rain. Yeah, she performed the Arass tour in Boston in the rain.
Remember the piano started playing by itself as it shorted out, and like everybody
said, it was like the most epic night of all time. But she
was that was one on the entire eras tour. She wasn't in love back
then. She canceled it, yeah, because she wanted had down. It
had done to Applebee's with Chelsea. You know, they went to Elena whatever
that sounds. It's a restaurant in the Four Seasons Hotel that they were saying
it anyways, anyways, so they go out to dinner. It was like
a low key date. They were holding hands and whatever. And then uh,
Saturday night, she had another show then, so Travis got to go
to that show to see her perform. And they're saying the way that Taylor
kept on staring at him while she was performing, especially during the song Lover,
Like all the fans were noticing that she was glowing. She seems really
really happy. Travis was like in the little box or whatever you call it
where Taylor's dad was, and they were like dancing together. So I guess
Travis and her dad are like, Hella tie already, this is getting married,
I think so. People also noticed that Taylor's dad had a Chief's lanyard
around his neck, and he's like a diehard Eagles fan, so they're calling
him a trader as far as football goes. And then after the show,
Oh, let's let's talk about this, she changed a lyric of Karma,
Oh yeah for Travis Kelcey. You know at the end they like, Karma
is a blah blah blah blah. Karma is this Kara is that? There's
one line where it says, Karma is the guy on the screen coming straight
home to me. She changed that lyric to Karma is that guy on the
Chiefs coming straight home to me? And the crowd probably lost him. They
locked him. And after the show there's splittage of her running off the stage.
I saw that jumps into Travis's arms and they're kissing and they're all over
with each other. It makes me sick. To my stomach. I'm just
kidding. It's nice to see them happy. Yeah, I think I I've
always been shipping them. Would anybody like to change their entry in the JV
Show Prediction Journal because I have an entry that I wrote that I think Taylor
Swift is either pregnant or engaged next year. Now I'm still with you on
Travis Kelsey. Are you with that? I am over in six months?
Yeah? I said I give it till May, so I might like bump
it up till like October of next year, and then they break up.
And then they break up. We'll see. I like them together. I
just don't see it lasting long. Something about it. I don't Now,
you're not a real swifty. What don't you want Taylor to be happy?
I do, but I don't know if it's with him? Graham, What
do you have in trendy? All right? The forty nine ers were in
Jacksonville yesterday take on the Jaguars. Both teams were coming into the game streaking.
The Niners, unfortunately, were on a three game losing streak. The
Jags were on a five game winning streak. Hottest team in the AFC.
Both teams were also coming into the game on their bye week, so this
was a true test of two rested, well prepared teams. And for Niner
fans, it was a great day because they absolutely pounded the Jags. The
Jaguars could not get anything going on offense, They could not stop the Niners
on defense. Trent Williams debo back in the lineup. The Niners offense was
basically clicking on all cylinders. They went on to win the game thirty four
to three, thirty four to three on the road total pounding the one bummer
about this game, And I know Niner fans, as Selena Jess, you
probably had no idea and also you're probably like, you know who gives a
part. But Christian McCaffrey entered the game on a streak of his own.
He had a seventeen game streak of scoring a touchdown, which is unprecedented,
tied for the all time record. So he needed to score a touchdown in
this game to break the all time record, and the Niners tried even when
all the starters were out of the game. Because there was no chance that
Jackson come out, they left Christian McCaffrey and gave him the ball. A
bunch of times to try to get him to score, and he just came
up just short. They got down like the five yard line and he could
not get it in the end zone. So the streak is over. He's
tied for the tied for the record. But he was a bummer. It
was like, you were excited, excited that the Niners won that game and
they played so well, but at the end you just left. I left
this feeling like, oh, what could have been? But gosh, dangs,
that's all right. Niners are back. Yeah, Niners are back.
The JV Show on Wild ninety four to nine, we were just talking about
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. Our predictions are already locked in. We think
that they're going to either be married or expecting a baby. Buy was it
next year? A gream sometime next year in twenty twenty four, we have
a talk back that says otherwise, Hey, guys, I think the whole
thing with Taylor Swift, it's, you know, it's going up really high,
kind of like the stock market, and sooner or later, propariance.
He's going to dig up some dirt and what he think is gonna happen,
They're gonna end up breaking up give it on six months or so. I
see, I also think that could be very possible. You know, Travis
Kelsey, he ain't no angel, He's not. But swifties have poured through
all the audio from every podcast, every interview that's ever done, and they've
already published, you know, all the things. And he said some kind
of stuff that didn't look great about relationships or what he expected the person he
was with to do and things like that, and you know what, it
didn't matter, right, they haven't dug anything up yet. Now, yeah,
you could be saying, will the pop Rozzi catch him doing something going
forward? And because Taylor Swift, there's nothing the pop Rotzy could dig up
on her, right, she's undiggable, like she's being as a whistle.
Yes, as they say, so, I think that then that would be
do you think he does something to jeopardize this relationship over the next whatever,
six months or whatever? And my guess is no, only because even if
he was that type of person, Let's say, you wouldn't do that when
you were dating Taylor Swift, you just would not. It would be the
absolute if you were out if pop Rozzi caught you out cheating on her,
can you imagine you'd become the most hated man on the planet. That's true,
like literally overnight. The one person you cannot be caught cheating on is
Taylor Swift, particularly not because everyone's swept up in there. He is smarter
than that. That's why I think if they do break up, it's gonna
be like they're just gonna both post something that says, oh, we've agreed
to go our separate ways, blah bah blah. They're not going to give
any details about it. But I just don't see them like actually going longer
than a year something I do. I think this is the one. Yeah,
I think is one. I think it goes. I think it goes
the distance and that And it's taken me a long time to get to that
to that point because I thought it was a pr stunt. Basically, do
you ever think in your life you'd be so invested in a Tailor Swift relationship.
No, past me is building a time machine right now to come to
the future and punch me in the face about this. Yeah, I never
thought you'd be comparing it to the stock market either. Yes, two things.
I never It is a holiday season. Do you guys like cookies.
Yes, of course, good God, yes, s shet me up iv
hi kids, shut me up on IV with that. During the holiday season,
According to this new information, Americans will eat an average of twenty six
cookies. I just say three scones. I just have idea. That's the
most food I've eaten in like a year, But three scones out there.
Very We will eat an average of twenty five pieces of candy or chocolate,
okay, and then to have thirteen each of the following. This is this
holiday season. We'll have thirteen slices of cake, thirteen cupcakes, thirteen brownies,
and caramel caramels. That's like weird pronounced caramel parramel. I tay caramel,
but I say caramel. That's what's in your ear? Is that ear
wax? To the JV show dot com, Slam posted the world's most disgusting
video of all time. It's like a milk dud. If you guys want
to see it, you said, yes, it's a decrepit milk dud in
your ear ear. Love, It's like half eaten and it's just gross.
See I'm not a big cake person, so I'm gonna skip out on that
this year. Yeah, you know what, what about fruitcake? Hey,
fruitcakes? I use them as a doorstop, That's what I use them for.
I hate that stuff, those candy fruit in there. And it's like
this whole steady or survey that was done was about how addicted we are to
like sweets. People will go to parties just to eat the desserts and the
cookies and the candy and all that. Forty eight percent of people have hidden
their favorite treats to avoid sharing with anyone in their house. Do you guys
do that? I'm like constantly having to the oreos at home. I have
to hidden right now, They're in the cheese and no one goes in there.
Your oreos in the fridge, in the cheese drawer. We keep ours
cold. See, I'm a cheese guy, so I would find those immediately.
I'm I'm all about cheese. That's it. Look at my thighs.
Yeah, I mean much scary for your delicate system. Much much. It's
not delicate anymore. You like your oreos cold? I'm frozen. Give me
a break, those ones going the freezer. Yeah, the girl scout cooking,
without a doubt, is the oreo cookie that much better? I don't
want to. I don't want a hot oreo cold. You never go back.
Okay whatever the you guys know what you what you meant, but it
just didn't work, you cold shouted. Common hiding spots for hiding sweets and
home in your home other than kitchen cabinets, is a kitchen cabinet that doesn't
usually have food, So it might be behind your mugs, right, yeah,
behind the bakewear, the cook wear. Yeah, use that one above
the You gotta use the one above the oven where like the vent goes up,
Yes and yes, with all the grease. Reach a couple of things
of cooking oil up there. That's hide it in the bathroom. Oh,
no food in the bathroom. I've seen those like reenactments of where the particles
go when you flesh. You don't do food in the bathroom. That's the
best hiding spot. I have a a pack of skills tip to the other
side of that's where particles get over all over everything. Yeah, think about
Yeah, thank you. Food in the bathroom. I'd rather put it in
the dog food bag. Oh that's not bad. Yeah, I steal that
bag. Don't get your dog chocolate. You know what I'm saying. Food
in the bathroom people are with issues. Yeah, curious, gotta eat wire.
I do have a Hodie under my bathroom City subs anyway, Yes,
for times that I'm really hungry with Old Mayo. The JV show on Wild
ninety four nine, so cheaty throughout the show is on the phone as people
call. You said he has some shout out. Yeah, so Evelyn called
she wants to wish her daughter Alexa Lopez a happy tenth birthday. That's a
good point. Yes, that was the only one. Yeah, it was
only one. Good job, you know that. Yeah, you give a
shout. Yeah, I thought the shout outs plural, cheating anyone you want
to shout out personally, I want to shout out. What happened to the
guy from Tinder? Yeah, mom, you know what? He unhinged me
or maybe because me. Yeah, that is true, but I was just
expecting him not to. It's like you want the guys to be thirsty over
you, but not too thirsty, just enough where you have the option to
like second text the follow up like he didn't even care, so he didn't
pass the test. Then he heard you saying that he wasn't very tall on
the show. He probably was listening, and I would unind you too if
that was the feedback from me. Rude, I'm six to two, though,
that would never happen to him. Graham, you said there is a
server who found herself in a really awkward situation. Yeah, this is beyond
awkward because she says that this couple got seated in her section, and as
she goes over to see to take their order, excuse me, she realizes,
like, I've been on a date with this guy a couple of times,
and so she's like, Okay, well, I thought we were kind
of dating, but he's I guess he's here with another date, and so
she says, I'm I She admittedly said, I wanted to make this a
little bit awkward for him, and so she went up to the table and
say like, oh, are we celebrating anything tonight and pretending like she doesn't
know who he is, and the woman says, yeah, it's our fourth
wedding anniversary. Well, she discovers that he's married. Now there's a lot
of different courses of action she could take at this point, and I think
a lot of people are thinking, obviously, you're going to spit in his
food, or you are going to or you're going to tell her that he's
cheating on you, or you could just go ahead and serve them normally.
And she chose option three. I want to ask you, guys, which
one you choose, because she says she just went about the night and tried
to make it as uncomfortable as possible for him. She said she many times
would compliment his wife and tell her how beautiful she is and how they make
such a great couple. And I mean she was really pouring it on,
very thick. And she says at the end, he did tip her one
hundred percent, probably as a bit of a thank you for not busting him
out. But money, ladies, that is what course of action would you
take? Would you tell this woman? Would you mess with his food?
Or would you just bottle it up like she did and just try to make
it uncomfortable. I know I wouldn't mess with their food. You wouldn't know
you would. That one would cross my mind. I don't even think that
would cross my mind. What what cross my mind is do I tell her?
Do I not tell her? I don't think I would tell her,
but I might be like you look, you know, you look really familiar,
like I feel like I know you from somewhere type of thing and just
see how he reacts. So you wouldn't want to tell her though, Oh
that'd be so hard her very inclined to tell her because not only is he
messing with her, but he clearly was messing with me too, if messing
with my emotions if I thought we were dating. So it's like, you
deserve this, you did this to yourself. You also run the risk of
him just being like, uh, you're a crazy stranger receipts, like there
are some pictures, And I would also, I'm you know, I like
to mind my business sometimes, you know, you know, I don't know,
and you know what, I'm a little more ballsy. If it were
like online, then I'd be like, I think I might be more inclined
to like tell her then in person, I like to just really I think
i'd tell my boss first. I'd be like, this is a situation,
I'm about to go confront these people, and then can I please get a
different table to serve. I don't want to be their server anymore. A
lot of people in the comments of this video were like, you had you
need to tell her, you that's your like your duty. You need to
tell this this poor woman that I I look. I hear Jess saying that
you would. I don't think any of us have that. You know what's
to go, actually go follow through with it. I think you should.
I think you should. I think somebody should tell. Somebody should tell.
I know, I don't think I could. So if it were switched,
you wouldn't be able to tell the like the guy who you see still his
drink on him or something like that's a good one. I mean, you
know, you have the total upper hand in that interaction. That person can't
say anything to you, and you can, like she did make it incredibly
uncomfortable and awkward for them, which would be satisfying and could be funny marry.
But I still think you should tell them. But would any of us.
I don't think any of us would. I just feel like i'd leave
if I didn't say anything. I'd leave there just with that on my mind.
So I don't know if maybe I wouldn't say something in person, but
then later on be like, hey girl, I know I don't know you,
but I'm coming to you as a woman. But on their anniversary,
she shouldn't be with that man anymore. So it's like you're celebrating anniversary under
false pretenses. Yeah, that's true. That is true, because would you
want someone to tell you if that was your man not on the anniversary?
Yes, I want to enjoy that night and they're probably gonna get some you
know, and like and then would I believe that person? I don't know.
I guess it just depends the dynamic of my relationship with that person,
because I've I've been that person that's been cheated on and someone to come to
me and the guy will say all the right things to where I believe him
over her. Yeah, wow? And what if what if you do confront
them and tell her and she's like, yeah, he told me about that
a month ago. We're working through this. Get away from our tables The
JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. Happy Monday. Your Comedy Jam pre
sale is Friday, ten am on Ticketmaster The Morning JV Show. I just
wanted to say that all this talk about the comedy Jam is really nostalgic.
I'm thirty three years old and twenty years ago I went to my first comedy
Jam when I was thirteen, and it's just really nostalgic to hear about.
I love you guys. I hope you guys have a great Monday, you
too. Thank you for that nostalgia alert. I mean it is for me
too. I mean I think back to some of those comedy jams and they
were the most fun times in JV. And I had just such an awesome
time at those events, and the Bay Area as a whole just came out
to those things. I mean, it's just such a fun night. And
to be having this to look forward to. It's on a Friday night SAP
Center. I know it's going to be the same thing, and I feel
like there's no better way to really honor JV. I think the Bay Area
as a hole has been kind of waiting for this moment where we can all
get together and honor him and have And what better way than for a comedy
event we're all sharing laughs together and that he like created and that it was
his baby, he created this thing. So I'm just I'm like overwhelmed with
excitement for this thing. It's gonna be so fun, right, So if
you want to see the full line up and get all your you know,
ticket information, just go to Wildney for nine dot com forward slash comedy jam.
Before we get to something that could help people with chronic stuff, he
knowses, grahamy said that there's been something developed. Uh huh. I thought
this was really interesting and it honestly reminded me of our very own cheaty.
Here it says that gen z ers are three times more likely to fall prey
to online scams than their boomer grandparents. And it only reminds me of cheating
because how many times the morning do we say the most ridiculous things and she'll
believe us? She'll be like, wait, are you being serious? It
could be about yeah, anything or literally anything. She will just she'll believe
anything that we say. Well, because I trust you to you know,
I think that you guys are going to have very valuable information. So that's
why I trust you guys. Yeah, but when I say I wrote a
kayak to work that day, you got to be like, no, you're
too trusting, Cheetie, you're too She'll be like, oh my god,
how was it? Wait? Serious, you don't even look you don't even
look like you got splashed it all smarter? Okay, come on, all
right, Graham, what do you have? All Right? This is pretty
exciting for people that suffer from just chronically stuffy noses and congestion, because you've
probably tried steroid sprays, all kinds of other stuff. Some of those things
have side effects. Some of them work decent, but you know your life
is just miserable if you're just chronically cannot breathe. Well, researchers have developed
a new device, and it's a vibrator that you wear in your head on
the radio. Well, it's like a vibrating headband and you wear it twice
a day. You need to and walk around with it for fifteen or thirty
minutes as it's vibrating. And I don't know how it works, but it
is shakes out of you, it does, and it unclogs that congestion jam.
Would you, guys wear a vibrator on your head if it meant no
more stuff? He knowses yeah, I guess in the morning and at night,
why no, I wouldn't. I just feel like scattering. Oh here's
fine, nobody can see me besides you guys. But every time you take
the micsmith, what are you doing? Need some more batteries? The mic
it just starts gushing out. I think It is a pretty genius idea though.
If it does work, and they're saying in their like test groups that
they've done it on people have seen way better results than some of the sprays
and stuff, I think it's genius and I would for sure wear one of
these. You know how awful it is when you get into that which is
coming up or analogies, and it's like, no matter what you do,
you take one of those decongestion medicines. We learned those are bs. They
don't do anything, well whatever the over the counter one is doesn't do anything.
You never get relief from that, and then you can't sleep at night.
It's miserable. You're breathing through your mouth all night. God, that's
the worst I really really had to. There's been times that come in here,
like during those awful times where I'm getting over cold or allergies are kicking
in, and you can just I don't know why. It is so like
obvious on me. I feel like other like you guys can come in here
and talk normal with me. I literally will sound like this for like d
you get I think a lot. I know it's only and always me.
Yeah, so you just strap a big one to your head. I can't
say that you're good. I can't. You're on the radio, honest.
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Cal Honda Dealers fourteen Days of Black Friday. So Nicki Minaj says that she
regrets her plastic surgery. She was on this podcast for a Vogue She's on
their new cover, and she was talking about motherhood and all the surgery that
she's gotten, and she said, quote, I guarantee you if you change
anything on your body and do anything surgical, all you're going to do more
than likely, not definitely, but more than likely, is you'll look back
one day and say I was fine, just the way I was. And
she said, that's exactly what happened to her. She said, I could
not believe some of the photos that she didn't love because she looks back at
them now and she's like, I wasn't even that bad. Like she would
complain about being too skinny or having a flav butt, or she didn't like
her bezuomers like weren't sitting high enough, and that's why she got surgery.
But now, after years of like avoiding looking at these older pictures, she
looks at them and she's like, h I was fine just the way I
was. What do you think about that, Selena, because you've had that
scare surgery. I think I think that is probably I'm not saying this about
YOUU Selena, but I think that's probably true for a lot of people,
and a lot of people have While maybe they get the results they want,
long term, maybe they don't get the results that they want, you know,
because your body's changing over time, so surgery that changed one thing at
one time isn't going to you know, some of these things require additional surgeries
down the road. Once you've done one, now you've got to continue to
do this or continue to add filler or something, and then it, you
know, the twenty years later one doesn't look as good as They're always going
to change, right, You're going to age, things are still going to
droop in sad regardless her implants like fall out of her butt. Basically,
I mean I would regret that, but like, wouldn't you regret that one
too, Like this is not at all what I had in mind. Yeah,
I don't even know if people. People don't even do the implants anymore.
They just do like the shot bad chansfer the shop what I'm saying about
her, Like they didn't fall out. But there was that performance where on
stage down in the back of you can't like flipped or like something weird.
I remember that it was very weird looking. I was wearing them backwards.
Yeah, not right, really quick. There are a lot of movies that
are pushing back their release day. Even though the Hollywood strike is over,
a lot of studios are still feeling the pressure of like, oh my god,
I got to get things done, and so things are still being pushed
back. Marvel's Dead Poll three is now going to be coming out July instead
of May of twenty twenty four. Captain America is another one that's being pushed
back until twenty twenty five. There's another superhero film, Thunderbolts, that was
supposed to come out December twenty to twenty twenty four, that's going to be
postponed until summer of twenty twenty five. There's a lot of Disney movies as
well. Mufasa, there's a Lion King movie that's being pushed back. There's
no White remake that's being postponed until twenty twenty five. Basically, just because
the strike is over does not mean things are back. Thereay a bunch of
cort It's still going to be a lot of delays, which sucks because I
need some new stuff coming out. But I feel like they push that back.
Other stuff is resumes production now. I feel like a year from now
we will get kind of an onslaught of a bunch of stuff. That's true.
I think that's what's gonna happen. It's all gonna come out like at
once though. Yeah, after two years of like nothing good coming out,
Graham, what are you having trending? All right? Well, we're about
to enter a perfect storm, so to speak. For Bay Area commuters.
That's because well there's gonna be an actual storm that arrives tomorrow. It's gonna
bring widespread rain to the Bay Area starting tomorrow morning. And we know that
nobody ever remembers how to drive in the rain here, so the roads will
likely be a mess from that. But for those of you that commute to
San Francisco, for work, are doubly in for it this week. That's
because of the APEC Conference that's going on starting tomorrow morning at five am,
so you might want to leave early tomorrow. They're gonna be shutting a lot
of things down. One lane of the Bay Bridge going into the city.
One lane going out on the Bay Bridge going eastbound is also going to be
shut down. The fifth Street exit off the bridge also closed. They want
you to just avoid, if you can't all together, the area around Moscone
Center that's probably largely shut down already. Knob Hill's gonna be another area,
but Moscone Center is where this conference is mainly located, so there's going to
be high security around there because if you don't know, the APEC conference is
the Asia Pacific Economic Cooperation Summit, and all kinds of world leaders, business
CEOs, dignitaries, and just generally people that are more important than you and
I are going to be there, lots of them, including the President of
the United States themselves, China's present, they're going to be the two of
them are going to meet on Wednesday. So very high security, lots of
road closures, so so just stay home. Just why drive tomorrow, just
like don't even go to work. Call out. That's what a lot of
companies are saying. Work are having their employees work remote. Smart? Are
we coming in in that in the weather? Yeah, we still have to.
I'm going to stay home. But you guys guess because in cheating now,
because we've got to drive the word. Yeah, yeah, that's true.
That's true. The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine, The JV
Show on a Monday. I'm selina, I'm just Cheaty's in here somewhere hiding
behind a microphone. All this is with us. Hell, Hey, guys,
So I don't know if you know this, but I what's wrong?
I got bit by a dog in the studio here? What do you mean?
Who's I got? I got bit by a frigging dog, not in
the outdoors. It's not a dog. Let me just say someone to talk
about earlier, like who is the newscaster voice? This is Elvis and the
dog? How yeah, yeah, newscaster book. I don't have a newscaster
voice doing Hi everybody. That's what the said. Okay, so what oh
my god, bloody oh you really have a bite mark on your lip.
It's just a cold story, you guys, it's not. And if I
need medication, I'm coming to you. So I'm out. You know,
I'm out there eating my twelve scone that Carlos Pedraza bat, Thank you,
buddy. And I'm out there and people have dogs here, and this golden
tree for beautiful Carol mccardo's golden retriever comes up. I'm a big dog person.
Start petting it, and I come down for a kiss. Knit me,
cut me, just zat me. Dogs are incredible for consent. Yeah,
if it was non condensual, I feel like the dog was in I
feel it's not the victim here. I stayed back. I just I let
I let her come to me like usual. That really works out. Well,
I've been single, happened before. I've been single thirteen years. That's
a shocker right now to But yeah, I got bit by a dog today,
Selena, How you feel as a dog owner? How do you feel?
Like how you feel when another man, like a stranger, tries to
come up and like make out with your dog. I'm gross out. Don't
put you don't put your mouth anywhere? Yes, you did? You are?
Yeah? Well that's maybe I'm eating doodoo. I don't know. Listen
that's the thing. I was out there, Hey, puppy, come here,
and I just bent down and nipped me, and she goes, she
never bites. I go, well she did. Now, like my dogs
chunk out of my lip. My dog's tongue is reserved for my Mouth's gross.
Like, I don't need my chick making out with somebody else and then
me getting sloppy seconds from him. But you deserve a bite, terrific.
Yeah, it's a cold, sore white. I do get those, by
the way. Shocker there there you go. I've got medication. That's fine.
Shocker. Do you guys know who blue Face is? No? Who
is it blue face? He is a rapper if that's what she wanted,
that's you want what you want to call him? Okay? And he's in
Blue Man Group in Vegas, yes, or honestly he went for the from
rapper, uh joke of a rapper. He had one song and he's like
the most offbeat rapper ever. But now he's more just like reality online personality.
He's just social media probably making millions of so go to the JV show
dot com. He posted what his girlfriend or fiance or I don't know why
she is anymore. This meal that she made for him, I'm just gonna
describe it. Okay, it's got you got the pasta, you got uh
meat sauce, pasta sauce on top of that. Then you have Kraft singles
on top of that. Oh no, no, no, you know.
Here's the thing I used to love. I used to I used to love
baked macaroni and cheese. Where they put this was when I was a kid.
Where you have spaghetti and then they put American cheese on top of that,
and they bake it and they put it on their broiler, and it's
pretty damn good. It's for damn good. There's just something about this.
People are like roasting that looks bad. It's very struggling. It's a struggling
even if it tasted good. Maybe it tastes good. I don't know.
It's probably delicious. Let's be honest. But what would you be mad if
your partner posted this knowing knowing the reaction is not going to be good to
it? Beyond pissed off? If I made you this and you're posting it
online so everyone can come for me and like found me for my cooking stale,
That's okay, no, listen, you're getting you're getting views. You
know, it's just relaxed. Okay, you're getting viewed. You made bad
food and there's a laugh about it. That's what you gotta do. You
gotta just like brush it off, going okay. I can't cook. I
can't cook. I put craft singles by the way. Craft singles are awful,
like the ones that it's a chunk of thing where you just peel them
off. If you got the individually wrapped ones, those are awful. Those
are I don't even eat those. It's not cheese. I don't know what
that is. The process cheese food whatever, I don't That's what I feed
to my man and my kids. I keep the cheese for me, smart
smart smart movies. I don't know, I really do different. I know
the difference exactly. Good cheese is good cheese, right, Yeah, if
you want to see that struggle plates at the JV show dot com. Let's
talk comedy jam because we announced the line up this morning, missed it.
We have Cedric the Entertainer on stage at the s A P Center, San
Jose March first, Yes, comedy Jam to Honora JB. It's a deal.
Hugh Lee Ralph Barbosa, Tony Rock, Felipe Sparza, Rigez. It's
going to be such a fun event. Elvis is going to be there.
I'm actually gonna do a pre party too, so I'm gonna throw details down
on that pretty soon. Okay, I'm interested. Yeah, you're not invited.
Okay, I was gonna say I was joking about you being a comedy
jam because we will see I am going to crash that son of a gun.
Don't share a cup with Elvis. It's not not a cold sort.
It's a dog bike raby for comedy Jam. Is this Friday, ten am.
You want to be at ticketmaster dot com to get those first tickets The
JV Show on Wild ninety four nine.