Hello, Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. I'm Laura Kane. I'm losing
my voice a little bit, but that's okay. It's okay. We had
a big week from all the screaming that you did. Yes, yes,
not in a good way. Eric Rimmer over here, my co host,
and then we have producer Brian. Hello, Maggie. Okay, so here's
what we have coming up on tonight's show. Oh wow, it is very
raspy. I know it's I lost it smoking again. Wow, I'm thinking
about it. I'm thinking about it. We're going to talk about my fourth
of July fiasco. We're going to talk about the Spring Valley swap meet,
the highs and the lows. Because I went and sold on Saturday, I
noticed that there were some things that must have come back from swap meat.
Oh, I'll talk about them. No, those are things we didn't even
sell the swamp meat. They were so bad. They're just out of my
curve right now for someone to take. Yeah, we're gonna talk about what
just happened, our sign one off whatever, I you know what, I'm
like, I'm in the mood right now where like nothing is gonna fa Oh
went back on anyway, Charlie's wedding is less than two weeks away. I
have wedding preps, stories and two things to show you so far. Yeah,
the wedding, Yeah, we're going. We'll be there. I'm thinking
fireworks. I just have some things to show you, and I don't want
you to be too critical. Are we going to get hammered on the plane?
On no airport? The airport? Yeah? Okay, cool? We
have double D news, right we do. We have your fourth of July,
which was give me one word describing your fourth of July before we talk
about it. Fun. Oh well that's good. Thank you guys so much
for tuning in, and really appreciate you watching on YouTube live of course on
Instagram live. My hair is super big tonight because my stylist friend gave me
one of these like clip on hair things that make your hair fat in the
back. I was going to say, I know, well, now I
didn't do a good job putting it in because I did it super fast.
But see, we're trying to get a wedding hair situation under control because I
don't really know what I'm going to do, so I don't know what do
you guys think? Is it too much? Isn't too much? It's a
lot of hair. Well, what if I did like this, if I
put like some in front some is it just fat in the back? Too
fat in the back? Actually the lower half, that's the fat part.
It's to Vegas show girly for a wedding. You know what this is my
this is the issue I'm having. We'll talk about the wedding. We'll talk
about the wedding pipe in a minute. It looks so hairy. It's fun
having this much hair, but like, who in reality has as much hair
except for very few. For once, I think you're hairrier than I am.
Iruly, from your elbows to like the top of your head is just
all hair. I know. Okay, okay, here some of the back
all right, before we could get into all of this stuff, including the
fourth of July from hell and I'm trying to stay positive, I got all
my negativity out on other people today, So I'm sorry'd be a little bit
more. Thank god we were not want to know the people. Did I
call you an alternate for negative reasons? No? So now I can simply
tell the story without being super angry about it. I'm glad you didn't.
If you had called me, I wouldn't have answered. So you don't answer
on the weekends, holidays, anything, because you consider me not a friend,
you consider me work. When do you text me about friends stuff and
not work stuff? Probably never? Now, actually take it back, if
you called me, i'd pick up, even if it was on the weekends,
would you really probably because you'd think it was maybe kind of urgent or
something because I never call you. Yeah, no, you wouldn't. No,
yeah, I would really probably don't try it because well now I will
call it. Hey, Brian, can you get this ready for Monday?
Please? Da da da da. No. See, you'd be mad if
I called you any answered if not happened. Yeah, if I picked up
on the weekend, it wasn't really important, then I would not stop picking
up. I know, And then did I call? I don't even you
know what I don't even know what day it is. This has several times.
Don't remember it. Wow, And it's not because don't take it personally.
You'll see why in a minute. It's all good. But it's a
crazy story. But first we need it's a good thing that I didn't burst
into tears. It's a good thing. That you weren't late tonight because I
would have started crying. It's just a matter of time before something breaks the
that snaps me and then the tears will stall. Those are my favorite nights.
No, what was your text to me today? And I was like,
I'll be there around seven forty five. If that, I say,
Eric, listen, if I have to start the show by myself tonight,
I will start crying. I'm just warning you. It's not a threat,
it's just is what it is. And I wanted to tell you, and
he's like, what did you say. You said around, Oh it's seven
forty five. Oh my god. I'm like, oh my god. Okay.
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SCAT is the number one cause of heart attacks and women under fifty,
pregnant women and new moms, and there needs to be more research. And
that's why there's a walk where they're raising money. So if you would like
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Laura Kane after Dark until the walk. Okay, let me take a deep
breath drinking now please cue the fireworks. No, I have actually sound effects.
Oh you too, fantastic. Now what I've said, we sound like
gunshots. I know they do. But at the end people are cheering,
and that's the reason why. Well, this is the best I can do.
Okay, Now, I worked every day last week because a lot of
people took time off and I'm filling. So you know, they called me
and I work, and I'm grateful for that. So I worked. On
the fourth of July. I had a split shift. I worked from five
to nine, and it was like deadly because there was nothing except for the
Coronadal parade to talk about. Prep From five to nine there was like no
traffic. But then from three to seven I was also on in the afternoon,
so I knew that I was going to see the fireworks with a friend
who was staying at the Sheridan across from the airport. Great place to watch
the fireworks, cool hotel, newly remodeled. And I invited my roommates,
both of them, and one of my roommates, Antonio, invited his son
and his son's wife who's pregnant. Great, we'll all go down together when
I get off work. So I get home about seven thirty. Now I'm
kind of a I'm kind of an idiot because all afternoon all I was doing
was reporting how bad traffic was getting down to the park in Daro, in
the airport and Mission Beach, Pebee, you know, Mission Bay, all
that cornatdo. But instead I just decide, no, we're all going to
pile in the car all drive because when I got home, two people who
will remain nameless were so drunk. And that's okay, fine, do you
you do you, but they were being obnoxious and I had just worked eight
hours that day and I was not having it, so Mommy wasn't. So
I was like, you know what, I'm just gonna let the slide,
even though they wanted to take drinks and drink them in the car on the
way, and I'm like stupid, I know. And no matter what I
was saying, this is like, you know, drunk people are like sometimes
you can't reason with people, right, okay, And they were like come
on, and they were making they were being obnoxious in the car and I'm
trying to just like hold it together, I know, that's what I was
saying. I'm like, no, no, no, this is not happening.
I'm putting my foot down. So I drove and my roommate, my
other roommate was just super. She looked really pretty cause she was going to
meet a guy down there, oh, which ended up not happening. Oh,
I'm sure we'll hear that later. Yeah, I know. So there
was a bunch of us, and then the pregnant wife was also in the
car and she was getting mad because her husband was one of the wasted ones.
So we're supposed to meet our friend who's staying at the Sheridan at the
lobby so she could give us a parking pass. Well, boy, oh
boy, was the traffic terrible. We left at seven point thirty. It
was five minutes to nine, and we were still like not quite at the
Sheraton, like kind of a little bit far. There go the fireworks they're
going off. I'm like, okay, well, guys, guess what we're
going to be watching him from the car. So I said, you know
what, why don't you all get out, go across the street, enjoy
the fireworks. I'll meet you at the Sheridan and the lobby when it's all
said and done. I'm trying to call my friend at the Sheridan. No
answer, no answer, no answer. I don't know what room she's in.
I knew something was wrong. I'm like, what's going on. I
get there, I pay i'd valet twenty bucks. Of course, there's no
parking because it's packed down there, so I'm like, please just let me
park the car. So I need to go in and check on my friend
who's staying here, and he's like, okay, so I give him twenty
bucks whatever. I go in there, I go to the front desk.
I go I need to talk to one of the people, one of your
people who were staying here. What's her name? I give them her name
and they go, oh, there's been an incident. I'm like, oh
my god. I knew it. I knew it. I knew something had
happened. I'm like, oh jeez. Meanwhile, fireworks are over and there
the lobby is absolutely packed with people, and there was like some priest convention
going on, so there's like all these priests like milling around. It was
craziness. So I was like, okay, well, I'm like her friend
and I'm supposed to be staying with her tonight and I'm worried about her.
Can you please just tell me? Like, can I call her room?
Can we can I get a hold of her, and you know, so
the late the girl that does was really really nice, and she goes,
well, here's what happened. She came down to the lobby and laid on
the couch and fell asleep for an hour. She security came to wake her
up. She didn't have her ID, she didn't have her purse, she
didn't have her keys, she didn't have her hotel key, she had nothing.
So security she managed to sit like convince them, hey, I'm actually
staying here. So they I escorted her back to her room. So I'm
like, I've got to see her, see if she's okay. Turns out,
so I go into her room. She's awake. I said, what
happened? She goes, I don't know, shecause I completely blacked out.
She wasn't drinking, she had no drugs. She I mean, and I
trust her when she tells me that. But I also scoured the room just
in case there was nothing. Something happened where she completely lost her memory.
She came down, fell asleep, woke up, didn't know where she was,
didn't know where her purse was, nothing. So I'm like, okay,
first things first, Then the drunk people come back into the now are
the meeting us in the lobby. The one wants to get more alcohol.
The wife who's pregnant is crying, she wants to go home. The other
one is being a jerk. I'm getting I'm like, okay, this is
a nightmare. Like what the heck? I go all right? My other
roommate who has her wits about her, the guy who ditched her. She's
a little sad, but she was really sweet. She does all drive everybody
home, You stay here with your friend. Okay, So my friend is
now staying with me for a couple of days so I can take care of
her because we don't know what happened. We don't know what happened. It
was scary because she she was really scared. Like the next day she's like,
I don't know. So luckily, luckily, there was that priest convention
going on. Because somebody so nicely picked up her purse or found her purse
laying somewhere wherever she had put it. It was in the lost and found
her keys were there. She had like five hundred dollars in a walley,
all still there. Oh my god, so lucky. So we got all
that back good. So that was so I spent the night there and then
I had to go to work the next day from there, no big deal,
but like so that started off that kind of like was like the pinnacle
of my fourth So that was my fourth of July. Super fun. Then
I worked the next day for eight hours. Then I got home that night
and had to sort through stuff because guess what I did on Saturdaday. I
went to the Spring Valley Swapped Meet to sell all the crap that had been
piling up in my garage. I didn't want to do it because I was
so incredibly tired. I was still mad at two people, really mad,
but I one of those people was with me, and I'm like, all
right, we gotta get this done. We got to bang it out,
we gotta clean out. Let's do it. Boom, everything's said and done.
It was super hot. We're in Spring Valley, We're in one like
little space. I had to buy an easy up at Walmart, like at
ten o'clock at night the night before. You know what an easy up is.
It's like that canopy thing that you can put up over like when you
go to the beach and stuff. Anyway, everything said and done. I
mean I was selling things for fifty cents that had tags on them that said
thirty four dollars that were brand new. I did not care. I'm like,
okay, dollar, fifty cents, what do you have? I don't
even care you want that? Take it? Like I was not caring.
But I still made almost eight hundred bucks. Oh my god, I know.
Well I had two really good pair of Nike, two pair of Nikes
and a new pair of Adidas that I sold. But here's the trick for
the swat meat, if you ever want to know this. In the beginning,
right in the beginning, there are swarms of people. I don't know
if they are like a group of people, but they will ascend upon you
and they'll start going through your stuff, and before you know it, things
had been stolen. Things are gone. Like my last time I was there,
my Nikes were stolen. So I put only one shoe out and the
other shoe I kept in the car. So I was like, oh,
so everybody kept picking up the Nike. Where's the other Nike? Oh do
you are you interested? Because those are forty five dollars and they're almost brand
new, and those are like it's good. Yeah, so that's a good
tip just in case you went up. So anyway, so that was that.
So then and then I worked the next day. So hence the voice.
This is why my voice is gone because I've been talking, talking,
talking so much. So anyway, that's been part of my week. I'll
tell you the rest. But how was your fourth of July? It was
good? Okay, like, let's bring it up a notch bes since mine
was not so fun. I saw a couple of fireworks, but from the
driver's seat of a car, mine was I did not see. Well,
no, I take that back. I went up to La Okay, and
I on the ride up on Wednesday night, they were people were letting fireworks
off, and one went off on the freeway right next to my car,
and I almost had a heart attack. There is an area, my sister
told me where fireworks are legal. It's Rialto. Yes, it's in Riverside,
and it's not really legal. There's just a place that sells them.
She said. She drove through from law Persenna through Rialto and it was like
a war zone. Well yeah, and then I got real quiet, like
it was weird. La has a huge firework problem every year and they all
everyone goes down the riverside buys out all the fireworks in law. It was.
It was crazy and they I mean I had the windows down and it
went off right on the passenger side window. I thought it was a gunshot.
I thought somebody had shot. What time did you leave on Wednesday?
By the way, I left at seven pm? Okay, so that was
probably a better time to drive, was that. That was one of the
worst days to drive. Yeah. No, I got up there in an
hour and a half. Okay, so it was super you got there.
It was after the traffic jam because it was horrible on Wednesday and horrible on
Sunday night. I'm sure it was terrible. It was like a four hour
wait at the border, like because people went on to Mexico. It was
a nasty but okay, so you get up there, got up there.
Marla was down here. So I stayed up there and went to Warner Brothers.
I did the Warner Brothers tour. Oh that was really, really fun.
There's a whole thing on. I thought about you because there's a whole
thing on Indiana Jones and Raiders of the Lost Arc and at Warner Bros.
No, sorry, that was at the Academy Awards Museum. Okay, I
was gonna say, I would say Warner Bros. Has no stake in that.
No, it was at the Academy Awards. It was a visium.
I got to hold an oscar. Oh wow? Oh did I send you
the video? No? You didn't. But aren't they heavier than you'd imagine?
Heavy? So heavy? Aren't they played with real gold? Aren't they?
Yes, they're like the real Yeah, they're about eight pounds eight or
more. Yeah, it's like a weight. But yeah, it was really
fun. And then I came back, turned around and came back. What
day did you come back on? Saturday? Okay, good day to drive?
All right. I had to go back to work, so okay.
So I'm a couple of things I want to show you guys before you get
to your double D because Charlie's wedding, like I said, cue the wedding
music, two weeks away. God, Brian, We're gonna have so much
fun. No, next week, next week, I'm giving you guys a
fashion show because I've thought, no, I need Hey, Eric's stylist of
this family, and I need his opinion. I know, but I have
already purchased from Amazon one two, three, four dresses. Okay, because
like we talked about last week, we can't it's very delicate what I'm going
to wear. But it's casual, like Brian said, it's an it's a
summer wedding, so it can be more casual. So I've like, I've
picked out a few things and I'm going to try him on, take pictures
and then show you, guys, and I want you to tell me what
you like the best. Ask then your son, the groom and his bride
what they think. Well, no, I want to surprise them, but
what you're wearing, Yes, I think I don't you know what. Charlie
won't care because he just won't care. I don't think Maya will care.
Is I don't know if that's so surprise they're waiting for on their wedding they're
like, oh my god, what's your mom going to wear? They don't
they're not going to be thinking about that at all, like they have plenty
to think about them. Well anyway, I mean, I don't know.
So we're losing the hair though, okay, so no no fat hair,
no okay, so no fat hair? All right? Good to know?
Good know, that's one thing, all right. So I have four dresses.
One I felt was an hour er two from Temu. I know,
I know there were some No they're gonna rip like while you're up there.
They were so affordable and they looked so perfect. You can't pay for quality,
though, well, you can't pay for quality, and you did not
I know. I went Amazon and Tamu, like I didn't even go like
fancy. I I think I need to like switch it up and maybe just
spend some money on something really nice. I think so because there's something.
But I want to show you the shoes. So maybe we should go down
to where outlets? What outlet would have like a dress? Appropriate? Do
they have like a Carl? I don't think I want to spend that kind
of money. I don't want to spend a whole lot. It's like find
a whole lot MiG over one hundred bucks. Okay, you can find something
under one hundred, of course you can, all right. Well, like
I said, we could go to H and M Money our money Aritzia.
Maybe I've never been in there, but my daughter got a job there for
one day. My girlfriend goes in there. Every time we're at you TC
and I yet to see her buy anything there. Oh is it expensive?
I mean yeah, but not crazy. But I don't know if she just
never buys anything but she loves it. Okay, So I'm going to show
you the shoes that I've bought so far from Amazon. Now, let's let
me preface this before you rag on them. It is a garden party,
evening, outdoor covered wedding, casual, super chill, Portland wedding, so
many so I'm just trying to give you the voice. Let's just see the
show. I don't like those. I feel like tears already, well off
my eyes. Just to show the shoe, to show the shoe, I'm
gonna start playing the right. So here we go. Next week, I'm
going to show you more things. Now, aren't these super cute? They
have a little flower. They're clear because I have a couple of pink dresses
that I'm thinking about. It has a little flower, garden party flower?
Or are these like stripper shoes? I don't think i'd call them stripper shoes.
They're interesting, aren't they. They look like the plastic dress up shoes
that used to come with the Disney play sets. Ye. Okay, so
that's an option that I may or may not. I'm gonna say, are
you going to Vito? Those? They're not that bad. They're not bad,
they're fine. I'm so indifferent to them. Yeah, okay, these
you probably will be to you. Then these are just very general. They'll
go with anything. They're neutral, but they also have a little bit of
flower detail on them. What do you think of these? I actually think
those are better. Yeah. I just wanted something fun and floral, and
they're like, look, this is a danceable this is a danceable heel.
Is this more momly? This heel height? The other ones they're not stripper
shoes, but they're definitely not mom shoes. M Yeah, I have to
see them with an outfit. Yeah, okay, well so these are my
this is I don't like that the heel looks like the bottom of Martini glass.
Those are retired stripper shoes. I need more support. I do like
this would be perfect. I will that's a lot of support. And then
these are nice and low so I won't be like killing myself, and they
have little flowers on them. All right, So next week we'll talk more
about that and I'll tell you. Okay, so those are the shoes that
I wanted to show you. All right, maybe you should just wear one
of each like that. Hm hmm, okay, is this on the left
party on the right. There you go. I went shopping. I was
you wind up in? Where did you shop? Diesel? What mall?
Oh or outlet center? No? It was somewhere now I I can't It
was Diesel diesel store. Okay, you get shoes, I did. Eric.
You've got to stop buying shoes. Oh, they're so cool. How
many did you buy? One pair? Are those them? No? What
color are they? They're like a cool like an iridescent blue, the whole
shoes. They're really cool. Okay, every time you buy a pair of
shoe, you have to get rid of another pair of shoes. You know,
that's the game. What shoe size do you wear? I'm an an
eleven? Okay, you can give to me. Okay, Oh okay,
here we probably don't wear the same type of shoes. I don't think you
do. Know you wear spikes? You wear spikes the back of your shoes.
I do. If I had some, I would, If I'm just
kidding, I wouldn't I have like maybe five pairs of shoes and two of
them. Of them get worn? Give him them, Brian, you know
what I think some of those are. He'll be like, He'll be like
whoa like the red ones and the crazy colored ones as used to be before.
Okay, so I did that. I've already started writing his speech or
his toast. Oh, speaking of what, I have a little testimony for
you from about what about you? It's from you? Yes? Why?
Because I felt like you needed it? Really, I'm worried. Now,
Okay, this could either be bad. He could either be being sarcastic right
now, facetious or real. I'm not sure. Right, let's see.
Oh, I know what this is? Do you? I know what he's
done GBT one. Oh, he probably wrote me a poem? Do you
write me a poem? It's called a tribute to Laura Kane. Oh,
okay, here we go. Okay, thank you. I need this today.
I'm gonna be disappointed. Now, don't read it. I'm not going
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a podcast. You didn't say Laura Kane after Dark. You didn't say any
of those things. I just said, I just typed in Lauracane. That's
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know. See now the secrets are you could do you write a poem to
anyone, tell usually by Well, that one I started thinking, there's no
way he's going to learn how to use chat GBT. That one was definitely
wrote. Okay, anyway, que the Double D News Music because it's your
time to shine. My friend than for that, and I want to give
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and she's fabulous. Where'd you see her? While she is the mom of
a friend of mine. Oh so she listens to what Renee hi? Renee
Hi? Lily Allen has joined only fans with just feet pictures. Who's is
that English singer? Oh? Or she? I thought she was an actress
though there was a whole website just for feet pictures. Yeah, well she's
joined only fans with just feet pictures. That seems more degrading than just selling
your nudes in a weird way. I think we should just well, we'll
talk about that on Thursday, because we have a whole business plan we do
well, no, we don't we need to discuss the business plan I need.
We'll do this on Thursday. The only fans thing you're going to be
excited about this what Margot Robbie is pregnant? Oh yay? Who's her?
Man? Some just some regular guy? Oh I love that million of single
men are crying right now. No. No. Elton John was at a
shoe store in France. Did you hear about this? No? And he
walked in and said, do you have a public restroom? And the guy
said, no, we don't. So he asked one of his security.
He was with his two sons, his security, and he asked his security
for a water bottle and he went over to the corner of the store and
peed in the water bottle. Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta
go. Wait Elton John. And the clerk did not know who he was.
He had to google him rocket Man, and I guess his aim wasn't
great and he got some on the floor and he had security clean it up.
Oh my god. Okay, let me ask you something. If you
saw him peeing in a corner and you saw that he splashed a little bit,
would you go call it that pee? Because John, it's Elton John's
peak. Hell no, no, I'm just I don't know if you're I'm
just hey, I throwing a question out there. Hell no, I took
you know, the edge from you two his cigarette butt and I kept it
in a little plastic bag you for the longest time with the piece of the
Berlin wall. My dad's ashes gone. Oh my god, I lost all
those things, they're gone. And Madonna's water bottle that she threw out I
grabbed. Oh my god, I kept it with me all night. You
left it on a bar or something. Yep, bingo. You not a
tragic person. I am, I really I am. And that's okay tragic,
but something else, something tragic. Speaking of Madonna, her tour was
the biggest money maker of twenty twenty four, more than Tailor's. Does she
That can't be right. I know that doesn't seem correct. Taylor Swift tore
made over like like a several billion dollars. While they in defense of that,
they said they have not totaled all of Taylor's because she's still on tour.
So I don't know. That's just that she were Madonna's tickets that much
higher? Is that why expensive? I don't know. Anybody who went to
that concert. I mean, do you No, I know one or two
people that went. I don't know anyone that still listens to Madonna. I
do. I only know one person that still listens to Madonna. I still
love her. No, I know you love your Madonna. And then apparently
puff Daddy is selling his mansion for seventy million dollars. So what is did
he didn't they rate it again or something? No, what's going to happen
to him? Well, we'll find out when he gets charged. Okay,
if he gets charged. Yeah, so he hasn't been charged. He's not
in jail. They just they need to Prosecutors need to come up with evidence,
and they need to go through all what they found and stuff they're probably
cataloging they found. I'm sure they took, I mean just a metric ton
of stuff for sure, and all the information they took. I'm sure they're
just compiling a thing. And then then he'll go on trial, be charged,
go on trial. Then we'll see this come up with enough stuff to
level charge. Just it could be they don't find thing, then years later
they come up, they get something else, and then they'll finally do charge.
This could be a long process. Now, somebody was talking to me
about this. I don't think it was you, but they said, isn't
it interesting how Beyonce drops a new album h ghost Country? Did aything happens?
And her a jay z or? Yep? There, Well I talked
about that. Oh yeah, yeah, I see, I'm not remembering.
Yeah, what the heck? It went total? Am I I know?
So that's well, they probably just don't want to even be associated with anything
that has to do with that. So yeah, they're stepping back. And
then yeah I heard they well you had it first, but then it came
out that Ben moved out, Yes, and she is not wearing her wedding
ring. Now okay, just make the announcement already, Okay, just make
the announcement. I also watched, well, I was in la I watched
a very really cool new show. Is it funny? Is it? If
it's wrong? Calm? I can't No, it's it's fun. You're probably
not gonna like it. It's the new Eva Longoria produced show called Land of
Women on an Apple. Who's in it? Anybody? Longoria? I'm in.
I'll pass. That's good now. See even you don't really like it.
No, I liked it. It's it's I've only watched like the first
I think it's only three episodes in or something. Now. I like Eva
Longoria. Yeah, she was really good. She's really good in it.
Did we talk about the Gene Wilder documentary? No, it that Willie Walka
the original obviously, young Frankenstein just the most beautiful, wonderful man. It
is a great documentary if you want to see something great about a really great
talent who was just like a really awesome human being. He just died a
couple of years ago. Didn't he a while ago? Yeah? I think
it was like a while ago or something. Yeah, long yeah, Oh,
I thought all yeah, oh, and I loved Gilda Radner, I
know, and then he had a wife after Guilder Roundner. But yeah,
it's it's really really touching. Okay, I'll watch it. And the Willie
walker stuff, because that's my favorite movie of all time. Was so fascinating
because he did it completely different than the directors wanted him to, and that's
why it became That's why it was so scary when you were young and you
watch it. There were some scary moments because he made it scary and he
did it surprisingly so to the actors, like they didn't know he was gonna
like lash out at that last scene when Charley doesn't is about to leave and
he goes you wrote the rules. You da da da da. I remember
he screams at him before he gives back the gobstopper. They didn't expect that,
and so their reactions are like authentic, like whoa, whoa, this
is what what is he doing? He's just so it was so good.
So I really highly recommend it, and I don't usually recommend warm and fuzzy
things. Sixteen by the way, Oh okay, oh twenty sixteen. Okay,
Oh my god, I'm trying to think of there's anything else. I
was just going to tell you something else. Where's my gift? You keep
threatening me. I think I keep forgetting it. It's okay, don't worry
about it. But you're gonna love it, Okay, I'm sure. I
am. Oh. I know. When I was at the on the Warner
Brothers tour, our tour guide was great. Do you walk it or does
there busses? No, it's a it's a tramp. It like a little
bus, you know, and then you get on and off and our tour
guide was really good, and she said that if you were to list all
of the shows that Warner Brothers put out, all the shows and all the
movies, it would take you about a week to list them all. Dude.
So I went into Wikipedia and you can see from the time Warner Brothers
opened their studio and started putting out and then TV shows and it goes on
for miles. Wow, like it it's you know, I don't know if
Warner Brothers did this show, but I saw an Instagram post today that they
finally have explained what the ending of Lost was all about. And I didn't
click on to like read the story. But it's finally out. No,
that's it's been out. It's just not impressive. What it is. That's
a clickbait headline. No, the ending is like, it's been explained.
It's just not really just disappointing that they were all dead in the first place.
Is that it's like a weird time travel thing in multiverse. It was
just incredibly disappointing. Well, okay, clickbait. Fine, I clicked on
it was where did you see this article? Instagram? Yeah, I'd like
the Daily Mail. Oh yeah, one of those kind of Instagram posts.
Yeah, no, everyone knows what Lost's about. That's why it's unpopular,
the ending at least. Oh okay, do you know do you know who
Jesse Jane is? Do you know who Jesse is? She? Yeah?
Do you know who she is? Brain? I think I've heard the name.
So she was one of those. I mean, she was beautiful and
it was all over the news. A couple of months ago. They somebody
did a wellness check on her and she lived in like Kansas or something somewhere
in the Midwest, and they found her and her boyfriend dead in their home
and they they just released the toxicology results and they both died from fentanyl and
cocaine use. Oh god, dang it, that damn fentanyl. But she
was one of those that crossed over and was in a ton of stuff.
She was in like Starsky and Hutch Entourage all that stuff. Yeah. Yeah,
So there was a porn star that died not that long ago. I
don't know her name. She was in the news though, but she would
like I think it was a Fennel over those. But she's been in a
coma for like months now. Oh yeah, yeah, I read about that
too. Yeah, so that all that stuff's making the news now. Uh
okay, So coming up on our next episode, Yes, I have another
bad acting audition to show you, but I want to explain to you what
why I auditioned for this thing? All right? And uh, it could
be I don't know, I don't know. We'll see you the worst yet,
I don't know. I'm not sure, or it could be the best
one I've seen it. Oh you have wait wait, wait, wait,
Brian, just one word in the eye cock your right eyebrow if it's bad,
your left eyebrow if it's good. Oh hey, that's a good sign
to what eyebrows up. I'm not going to give you my thoughts. It's
got brief, very brief, incredibly brief nudity, no millisecond long moments of
inspiration. Oh see, I'm getting better. Okay. If Brian is giving
you a little bit of praise, Oh no, I'm just leaving out the
bad stuff. Okay. And Eric has a car update for us. I
did drama and this is so the story about this car got I'm excited to
hear about the update. We something huge is happening on August eighth, and
I need to tell you a little bit about it. I'm not going to
give you a bunch of details, but it has to do with the Jeff
and Gers showground. Oh yeah, and I'm getting really excited and it's gonna
be amazing, So I'll give you more information about that. Prius Brian has
a couple of things that he wants to talk about. Let me let me
share one of them real quick. Something else for next time, Okay,
But I went to a concert yesterday, first real concert I've been to besides
Country Fest, which I did not go my own will. And there are
a couple of things I hate about concerts. First of all, I loved
it. I saw KZ Fan. Oh yeah. There are a couple of
things I hated out concerts. One is twentyish girls that come with their older
moms because they're crazy. What's wrong with that? All right? There was
a mom and her daughter in front of us, and I could tell that
the mom wanted to be just as young as your daughter because she was wearing
something very revealing, and she was vaping and drunk, oh, which was
hilarious. And she's probably like in her fifties. Oh boy, I'm just
hilarious. And they were filming each other dancing and then filming each other,
filming each other with how excited they are. It was just your close mom
and daughter. Okay, cringey, right, all right? Anyways, what
I hate the most is I hate that we still do that stupid thing.
Anytime there's a group setting where they go, is everyone excited? I can't
hear you, and then you have to cheer louder because the first time was
that is like lily. That makes me so mad every time I hear and
I don't have an explanation for it, and we should do that at Charlie's
wedding. I think it's the stupidest thing ever and I cannot stand it.
It's like patronizing. Okay, on that note, what are your thoughts about
like when it and they when a concert ends and they everybody, san diego,
you've been great, thank you so much, blah blah blah. Of
course they haven't played the most popular song, so you know they're gonna come
back out, so then you have to scream and clap forever and it's still
dark. How do you feel about like the multiple the what do they call
it? The encorese Yes, I don't mind. Here's here's how here's how
kazy off and it's kind of funny is that they put their guitar like they
just stopped playing their song. One dude puts a guitar down and left a
note playing on it, so like a single guitar note played for four minutes
straight and it was loud, and they just walked off. I even say
goodbye, So I'm like, okay, well they're coming back like obviously,
like they even say goodbye, and it's for like three minutes of just this
single guitar note playing, which was kind of interesting and also terrible. But
then they came back out and they played their best song, so like,
so something different, I guess, but yeah, I was. They didn't
at least try to confuse everybody with that fake you know, see you guys
next time, not gonna play our best song, right right right, Okay,
I'm gonna end this episode with one final question. Every other Monday,
I do segment on the show on Rock one of five to three called the
Newly Show Game. I'm the host, and it's it sounds like really stupid,
but it's like harder than you think to host this particular It's taken me
a couple times to do it well. But there was a question on there
that I want to ask you guys, because I'm curious to know your answer.
If you could choose to be super rich for five years and then lose
it all a list celebrity status for three years and then go to rehab or
live your life as it is now, what would you choose? And my
choice is to go to rehab after being three years of uber famous, think
of all the fun things you could do. I'm gonna go back to rehabit
I'm become more famous than I ever was. I mean, that's the possibility
now. If I'm uber wealthy for five years, you're super wealthy, and
then you lose it all if invest it that was my question. You guys
don't ask me these like little what if I lock it up bank? No,
the thing is you lose it somehow, you lose itspears. Would life
as it is now? Yeah? Yeah? Probably? Although would be fun
to be able to try drugs and go to rehab, you know that.
I think the same thing is as crazy as life is, as a struggle
it is sometimes I would not change a thing I love. I don't think
I want to be uber famous. No, I don't think you want.
I don't think one wants to be uber famous. Sure, you get to
go to all the anywhere you want to go in the world. You have
all the money. You could have heated floors, heated you know, towel
racks, you could wear anything to the oscars. But and she's like,
and that's what I want to Actually, that is what I want. I've
been been there, done that. It was hard, it wasn't fun.
But you know, oh, I know that I wasn't. I'm not saying
I was suber famous. You were just locally well known. Wow. Anyway,
I'm really happy I asked that question. Now you're here, and now
I'm here, Now you're now you're now you're on your way to uber famedom.
Thank you. She's never been farther from I like you to know.
I'm going to give you a little lecture right now before we end the show.
People don't like it when you make fun of me for not for falling
from grace. I ended the show ten seconds ago kidding. I didn't be
nice about that because I see it. I see a tear right here.
No that's not I don't see it puddling right here. Like it's gonna like
it's gonna tip right over the edge like a sink getting full. Let mean,
you know, I'll address that. Actually, let me say something real
quickly to all the people that and the money stuff, like stop talking about
like you bring it up. You do too, and last my brother up
I stopped bringing up. Okay, thank you, and now you brought it
back up. Good job, Laura, Okla, I don't like it when
mommy and dad, mommy and son are fighting running away from home. Let
me just say something. He's got his backpack. Laura is to all you
people who love Laura listen to a long time. Laura is not a celebrity.
She's not famous, and she has fallen for grace. But that's okay
because she's something better. She's relatable and she is personable and real. She's
a real person, like I can make fun of her like this, So
I think it's ten times better than celebrity when I say something really mean.
Now, that was so nice. I just bought myself three more episodes of
Laura. Now he's going to be like really mean on Thursday. Well,
if Laura was a real celebrity, wouldn't be saying any of the stuff.
That may have been the nicest thing he's ever said to me. And I
really appreciate that thing' that was actually that was really sweet in a not so
sweet way, but that's perfect coming from you. That is the nicest thing
I've ever said to anyone else. Okay, So Thursday again we have an
acting audition. Oh and I want to I have a question for you guys
about something that I answers okay, and then Brian has something, and then
your car update. We've got tons of things. Keep listening. We have
a new episode of Jobs on Thursday. Thank you so much for listening,
live, watching, live, listening after the fact, watching on our YouTube
channel. We sure appreciate it, we do. We don't take it for
granted. For and with that, love your podcast, and I love you.
I love you too. I want to say something to you. Okay,
go for it. I love you so much. Thank you, I
love you too. You do? Yes, why that you sound so annoyed,
but because you just said that, I know, but I like to
say it more. Well, why why don't you be a little bit more
creative with your words? I'm all out of creative right now. You know
what to do? Right then you know what to do, and now everybody
before your podcast. Love me, my sweet babies. Bye. I'll see
you guys in two weeks. Bye.