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There it is. I was excited. Oh really, no no, I

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just wanted to see outside the new
car sub smoke and and very few cars.

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Good Wednesday morning world where the downbeat. We're here to stick it in.

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He's right, are to argue,
Yeah, someone fight me on that.

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It's too early for fisticuffs, Kevin. So let's just all stick it

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in a Oh yeah, you're first. Okay, where am I sticking it?

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Wherever? Right there? Get to
work right in the walking cooler.

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It's a great place to smoke weed
if you work at a restaurant by way

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because of the event. I totally
agree. At Crystal Creek Sandwich Company and

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flag Staff, we had the pipe
sitting right up to the left, up

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on the little ridge of the door
for all, honey and all to use

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anytime they saw a fit. There's
something real nice about being baked. Just

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making sandwiches all day. Oh my
god. There's a lot to the tat

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like these we have these apps,
like these games where you just kind of

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play. You just do this shit
with your hands thing thing, and it's

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clean, it's repetitive. There's a
task it needs to be accomplished an x

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amount of time, and that's what
it is to be a sandwich maker.

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The same for pizza. Yeah,
exactly, it is the same for pizza,

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like work in the line and pizza
or any food or I guess I

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think that's a video game, a
fascination with video games. I think I

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think it's a fascination with those videos
of the I gotta see him on Facebook

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all the time and on YouTube too, where that it's just a common task

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like a guy mowing a yard,
but the way they film it, it's

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just so soothing, just like like
or lay yeah, pressure wash videos are

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the best, or laying concrete,
yes, just that to finish. It's

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a menial task. Man. We
used to do that too at pizza and

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me and my roommate Scott, we
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at nine, two hours to prep
because we had a buffet that started at

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eleven. And you're talking about doing
pre makes of popular pizzas. You know,

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it could be to do ten pepperonis, you know, five hamburger or

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whatever. Get them all stacked and
ready to go. So when it was

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five till eleven, you started running
them through. So when those big crowds

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of construction workers rolled in, you
had that buffet stocked, and we'd wake

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up at like eight eight fifteen and
wake and bake and go to work and

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just pizza after pizza after pizza after
pizza, making them and it was just

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so soothing. And it was back
when weed made sense, where now it

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doesn't. Yeah, like you could
smoke weed and still get things done.

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I do this a lot. Now
you can't. My favorite it's too crazy

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associated Onion article, But you were
just said you had to have the pizza

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buffet ready by ten forty five whatever
for all the other stoners to come in

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and eat it. Yeah. And
another great Onion article, is everyone involved

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in pizza's preparation, delivery, purchase
extremely high? I mean yeah, yeah.

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Is it like a college town?
Yeah? Yeah, of course.

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Why is it about stoners and working
at food places? Because of sort of

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what I led with just there.
I think it's relatives easy, it's repeatable,

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it's not complex. You don't need
to Yeah, you're not going to

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run into you know, difficult to
solve issues. The standard job and you

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and you have to do something because
it's very well known it would be on

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you if something is not done or
as a standard office job or a customer

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service sales job. You can kind
of get away, kind of hiding around

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or sneak in, sneak in to
the back. You can kind of hide

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out and nothing's really accountable, Like
you still have to be accountable for something.

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Yeah, in the food industry a
little bit. Yeah, I think

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it's but the bar is so low
for accountability and dependability in the food industry

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because it's not uncommon. You're running
a restaurant. Oh, Jill didn't show

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up today, All right, call
so and so to cover. It's kind

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of not a big deal if you
screw up or need to take a week

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off to go tour or something.
That job just seems to always be there.

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It is just slide him in.
Yeah. For the employee, Like

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if Jill is off, you call
Big Frank. Big Frank's ready to pick

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up that shift. He wants the
shift, sure, proll. The problem

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is Big Big Frank's gonna be baked
as hell because he's off today. I

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mean, Jill's actually kind of reliable, you know when she's there, because

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she doesn't smoke, and you know, Jill smokes, yeah, but just

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not at work. And Frank does. Yeah, Jill f f Big Frank

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did. Yeah. In the walking
cooler. Maybe that's why Jill's off today

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because she had to go to the
clinic. Big Frank's calling in right now.

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I just want to hear from Big
Frank. Sure they're a big rank

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on no big friend. Hey,
big Frank, Hey, what's up,

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Big Frank? What's going on?
Man? Hey? My uh Mike.

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We met at Old seventy five.
Man. I was and Danny and KT,

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but I didn't talk to KT.
You know, want to pump to

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me, but nobody talks to KT. I was the drug test guy.

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Man. Remember the drug test guys. Oh yeah, he had a drug

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test and you introduced me to uh
the main song. It looks like my

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number one played song. I think
I'm staying. Oh yeah, that's Midlake.

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Yeah, Midland. I wanted to
say Midland, but I know I

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was wrong. Yeah, what's up? Man? I heard you fucking I

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heard you fucking awake and baked in
the morning and New Year's just perked up.

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Huh oh day I work. I
passed my drug test too, by

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the way, had a random I
had a random yesterday and guess what,

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I'm still here, brother, really
get the results that fast, my mama,

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man, And actually you know what's
crazy. Y'all know my little brother

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too. He's he'd be mad if
I didn't mention him. Uh the deesel

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knowing y'all find you to pull my
own. I love Yeah. Did you

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give me a bottle of tequila that
day? Yes? I give you a

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bottle of tequila for your birthday,
dude, Christina, Yes, I so

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appreciated that bottle. And I didn't
say it at the time, but I'm

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a more whiskey man. But but
Christina loves no. No, it's all

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good for you, man, Okay, good Christina loves tequila and and she

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had some other tequilas. And just
this past weekend she was drinking that bottle

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of tequila and I don't know where
she goes. Man, this tequila smells

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so good, which is I don't
know, it was just I've never heard

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that phrase before. But yes,
and we thought about you and how kind

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it was that you gave us that
bottle just like three days years ago.

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Hey, man, I think about
you too, Mike. Okay, big

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Frank, I keep talking no,
no, no, Jesus every day I

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listen every day I'm in my van. I'm not going to say what I

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do in case if someone's listening.
But uh, I'm up listening to your

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every day is the first time I
called in man, But I didn't think

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j J would answer? What is
JJ like? Man? I'm trying to

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get kind to get to know the
twenty first century fox man. Ask her

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yourself. She's right here chilling.
Good morning, JJA Martin. What would

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you like to ask me? What
do you like to drink? Oh,

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that's like a question. I don't
know that. I don't even know that.

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I don't think. I mean,
I know you probably drink something at

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the movie. Yeah, yeah,
Yeah, everybody's eyes got real big.

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Where's he going with this? Fine? All right, go ahead, he's

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please about to say the word in
this city. Yeah, I knew what

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everybody. No, No, I
actually do not like. Yeah, I

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drink. I'm actually a tequila drinker
too. Tequila is like the family go

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to drink familia. Yeah for sure
for the holidays, Yeah for sure.

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I collect a bunch of that stuff. I got some nice stuff. Yeah.

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No, really, I mean,
like I said, I work with

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let's me say I work with alcohol
and alcohol distributing. I drive around a

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certain alcohol related vehicle around and I'm
dude, I'm listening to you. I

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walked in all day and sometimes when
you're driving around, a few premium bottles

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fall off the back of the trunk. Oh yeah, definitely a lot of

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the times. Like I said,
Man, I'm dude, I'm like baked

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at work all the time. It's
like the best I have so many cool

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perks. You're lucky nobody listens to
the station. Yeah, I know,

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right. I like how we helped
him pass the drug test six months ago

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now today. Sure I believe me, man, I hope y'all y'all in

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that. Tell me your name one
more time? Right, Well, no,

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that's it because I remembered your brother's
name, and I was like,

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I gotta remember that's right, Ray
and my little brother know he and uh

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know he's the one that got the
diesel Yeah, with the diesel school,

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that's right. Yeah, the deep
guy. Yeah. We were both there

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at his graduation and I actually talked
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there with a I think it was
his girl. I don't know. Yeah,

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no, he he graduated in the
same day, came to our remote.

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Yeah, right after. Didn't he
have a sign of diploma? Think

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he did? I told him to
tell the person that after he walked the

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stage that he had a he had
diarrhea, and that he had to go

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to the restaurant and then he just
had his department and he walked out with

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it and went straight. That's so
cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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yeah yeah, all right, Ray, Well, good dude, say how

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to your brother? And again thanks
for that sweet tequila. That was a

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drink. I'm listening. I will
call in any comment for sure. Brother.

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That blow that Viking horn and I'll
be there. I ray alright,

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black a se Ray be safe out
there, buddy. And oh there he

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goes big Frank Ray. I like, big Frank Ray. Good lord.

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A little bit of a ride,
wasn't it awesome? I got a little

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scared. Yeah, you never know
that. I didn't think so I saw

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I saw JJ's eyes getting big,
like where's he going? So do you

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like to drink? I like just
forties? Forties? Oh yeah, but

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he didn't. He did. Good. Love it, she said, I'm

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trying to get to know the twentieth
century full. It's amazing. That is

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good. The screen, the original
screen. Queen will be back with us

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tomorrow. She've seen Napoleon, she
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Games, mocking the Marbles something,
Yeah, the Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes,

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mocking Jason or something mocking Jason sat
them. It was mocking. Ji's

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one of them. Now, why
do you say jeez every day? I

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said, Jason, it's not mocking
jews. That's a jay, like the

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one word you can kind of you
get away with. But we all know

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I probably shouldn't say it. Yeah, I would never, and I didn't.

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You called me the jizzler yesterday,
the Rizzler. Oh, maybe I

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shouldn't say that. Yeah, I
wouldn't have another perk of having a station

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that no one listens to. Do
you guys ever think about how cool it

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is that we don't live in a
world where at Cobra could just come up

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on you and show up here us
in the video the well hang on the

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indie box Cobra? Yeah, hang
on. Do we ever think about how

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lucky lucky we are that we don't
live amongst cobras? That's the question.

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I don't, do you I actually
I probably have thought it before. Yes,

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I think about it often. Look, I'll tell how you don't know

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I was I was gift. I
will give us this one that this is

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the plight of the golf man,
is that we probably think of snake interactions

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a little more than the non golf
man all the time, especially the poor

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golfer who's hacking it into trees and
high brush and all this crap. I

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don't doubt that. I don't doubt
that at all. But do you really

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often walk around going, man,
what a great day? You know?

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Why? No cobras, cobra free. We take it for granted. We

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absolutely take it for granted. You
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six. It's cobra free, No
cobras. I don't know a thought.

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A diner tonight, Albo draft House
Cinema and the Cedars and you'll see them

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live too. Before the movie you
saw the video of the Indian cobra is

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it was it on the tea box, the goff te box. It's appears

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out of the woods and starts coming
at you. It's in I've got it

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pulled up because I figured it.
Imagine you're just walking down whatever, okay,

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and this son of a bitch starts
looking at you. He's in strike

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position. Look at hit him wiggling
his ass towards you. Yeah, and

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when he's up like that he as
Mike said, strike position. Is it

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true that on the back of their
coat it'll form an X when they're about

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to come get you some of the
skins, the grains and the skin will

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turn into an X. I love
snake facts, whether or not these,

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Ah, because I don't know that
you mean like loves snake conjecture. Yeah,

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exactly, like because you like the
hair on a dog's back, how

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it stands up, stands up before
it bites Kevin because all dogs hate Kevin.

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Yes, yes, that is real. Simon, does that like behind

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the neck and then on top of
the butt? We had you know,

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clearly, I was fascinated with the
python story in Oklahoma City, and I

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don't remember that one from a month
ago. Uh. And the Grand Prairie

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cobra was a huge story a year
over a year ago, guess maybe two

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years ago. Now in Grand Prairie, we do take for granted that one

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of our freedoms is that we can
go out for an outdoor activity and not

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expect a cobra to just appear out
of the brush. Meanwhile, in India,

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very normal and not in a stereotypical
manner that happens a lot there.

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Our cobra is even worse or deadlier
than many of the snakes we have here.

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I don't know that they are.
I think they get a bad rap,

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and certainly they're a venomous snake.
But I think because of that look

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that yeah, crazy wide neck or
whatever the hell that thing is, they

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shoot up the ranks. Yeah,
are they more deadly than a I don't

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know what, Yeah, Eastern diamond
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I don't know the comparison level on
that, because you're then we're going into

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venom levels. Yep. But there's
not that many venomous snakes in Texas.

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It's the rattlesnake in the copper head, and there's not much more than that.

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Like it's we we think that they
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And that's where I get further out
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is venomous, yes, but red
black and yellow kills a fellow black,

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red yellow, Let it mellow or
something like that. There's a saying for

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the I think it's I don't.
I don't pee in your pools, so

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don't no, welcome to my ool. There's no p in it. The

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same same premise red touches black safe
for Jack. What ye kills a fellow?

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And that's in reference to the coral
snacks who has a cousin that looks

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like the coral snake, although his
coloring patterns are distinctly different. I love

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you guys West Texas witticisms because I
know they have to make them rhymes so

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you guys can get through the whole
sentence. Mm hmm. You appreciate that.

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Yeah, we still sing our ABC's
Mikey Interest. So you're saying that

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what if where we live now squirrels
were replaced by cobras m hm. And

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you're saying that that's the life of
someone who lives in India. Even talking

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about squirrels lately, one mention I've
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Yeah, that was the one mentioned. No, you just did it now,

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the one yesterday was the one mentioned. There was one last week that

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I recalled. You've been on the
squirrel beat a little more like all of

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you East Dallas goons. The struggle
is real when you live amongst a multitude

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of squirrels. Something Julie was campaigning
for have you noticed that there's more squirrels

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and they're bigger than ever? And
I was like, no, No,

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I haven't noticed that at all.
There's just the same amount of damn squirrels.

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But I'm saying that there's so many
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in India, where cobras are like
squirrels. That's frightening. If every squirrel

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disappeared and a cobra replaced it,
how would life change in thee They're hanging

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from trees, yep, scurring around
your roof. Hevery time you open your

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door, you might have one just
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or two of them. I think
they're pretty prevalent, man, I wouldn't

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leave the damn house. Dude.
Well they're in your house, there's no

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Well, yeah, they could be
in your attic, you know, they

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get up there. Friend my attic
right now? Yeah. I have a

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friend from this old country story right
here here we go, no way,

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but well he Katt's country stories.
So he lived out in the you know

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country a little bit, and he
told us stories of like how he at

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night could hear like he's sleeping.
He's a kid junior high kid at the

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time, whatever, and he could
hear the snake or snakes in his walls

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of his house m rattle like the
rattlers. You could hear that. Now,

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what you do is you tell that
out and you just go to sleep,

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and you go to school the next
day, and then you tell your

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friends at school that you could hear
the snakes in the wall last night.

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But imagine that seems as like it
could happen to anyone. And once one

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thing they say, if you see
snakes this time of year, weird to

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see them in November, right,
But they are moving still? And where

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are they try to move to?
A quiz insulated area, into your dry

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wall, into your attic where they
try to go to make sure you have

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pest control come out, you know, one or two times a year at

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least. I don't think they're pets
and traps and things like that. Has

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this been the count coner? No, No, the past? What letters

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that starts with? So I see
you discounting my knowledge, and it's fine,

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but it's you're right, they're not
pests. But if there are pests,

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that is food for them. That's
why you eliminate pests. You eliminate

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pests, not because of the pest
itself, because the pest can draw more

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dangerous creatures to your territory. He's
right, you know, that's where one

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of you say that. Anybody.
I think Kevo waked and baked today.

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Maybe it's it's Kevio's getaway day.
So oh you're getting the worst I have

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off the charts. Yes, I
actually showed up stoned yesterday. Yeah,

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yeah, yeah I did. Kevio
decided I want to be like Ninghu today.

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You didn't take a gummy again last
night? No? Never again?

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No? Good God, that was
terrible. I would think if you worked

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for a pest control company, that
might be a pitch that you use,

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But I think it's more just an
added bonus. When you call a pest

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control company, your primary goals get
rid of the pests that you're calling about,

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not the fact that those pests are
food for snakes, God forbid covids.

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We're trying to sneak into your dry
wall. Kevin. Yes, you're

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right. Last time you called the
pest control what was it for? Rat?

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Cockroach? No? Rat? Yeah? Rat? Yeah? Why I

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never have since I've been in my
house. Am I supposed to call an

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exterminator to coming here with the little
the long metal stick and that and that.

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Oh for roaches, they keep the
dog out of here. I don't

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know. I've never sprayed my house
since I've been there, and I've been

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in my place as long as you've
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I've never sprayed for roaches or anything. They will pop in on occasion.

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They find their way in and it's
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one, I'm like, oh,
here it comes. Here's the great cockroaching

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of twenty twenty one, and I'm
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But it never happens. Yeah,
it's always just one rogue free cockroach.

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And does Simon play with them or
does he just look at him and

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goh uh yeah. No. I
think mostly meh, pretty not activated by

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the cuckoo racha. I think I
usually see him in my bathroom and it's

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not a place that he hangs out
all that much. They did come in

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under the pipe somehow or something like
that, because that's were the first one

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is. Usually in the bathroom.
They can get in in the up the

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drain into the shower. Yeah,
However, they want to do it,

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they'll find a way, the little
sick bastards. But the rat, that's

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the one you gotta worry about,
is the rata, the one rat.

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That's why she had a pet snake
for security. Yeah, but it could

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get out like Julie's did. Julie
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It's the most insane thing. And
she made it seem like it wasn't

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that big of adea And it got
out of the cage itself and it was

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found like two years later, wrapped
around the toilet. It sounds weird,

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lived a whole life just two years
rummaging through that house five year old Julie.

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It's insane to me, it's it
sounds insane. But if you know,

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no, Julie, yeah, kind
of makes sense. You're not surprised

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that Julie grew up with a giant
python in her house. I believe it.

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When or why did some Indian man
one day? You just have a

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flute that's and notice this works?
And haven't we learned that trust buns hot

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truss bunds. Have we learned that
the snakes are not responding to the music,

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They're responding to the motion of the
flute because they're in effect deaf.

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Is that it vibration death? Are
there some type of something? Well,

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yeah, but I thought it was
them kind of like the way they move

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the flute. Hypnotize them. They
are deaf, they are they sits ground

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vibrations. Okay, so it's the
vibration of the flute then too, maybe

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possibly, Yeah, sounds good.
That's why snake charmers picked the cobra,

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because they're the coolest looking, because
they've got the because they rise up like

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that, like that cobra on the
golf course. Yes, is coming at

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you, but a third of his
body is erect, and that hood move

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and looking at you like the head
part is locked in like a steady cam.

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The rest of his body is moving
and this is just frozen and fast

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right into your eyes. Yes,
Like I wonder if they how fast they

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are? Like ground spast twenty miles
an hour? No ten, dude,

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he's looking it up. This here's
eighteen miles per hour. Okay, he

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just looked up fastest snake. The
cobra is the fourth fastest, twelve miles

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an hour behind the rat snake,
which we have a lot of those in

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Texas. Those are good for you, that's as they say. But they're

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also huge. They are huge and
long. Those are Oh, they're non

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poisonous. The cotton mouth is the
third. So we have fast snakes hereast

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venomous snakes yep here did you see
twenty more time sweating this cobra? Did

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you happen to see any venom data
when you I got a couple of The

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King kobra is the longest venomous snake
in the world. His biite delivered a

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tremendous amount of paralysis inducing neurotoxins thirty
minutes to kill a human for a king

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kobra, and it says death results
in at least fifty to sixty percent of

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untreated human cases. King kobra,
you know what happens to your body starts

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cramping up and that's basically how you
Dieugh, have you ever heard God,

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we have so many snake rumors that
uh rumors? Well, yeah, like

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the anti venom costs like twenty thousand
dollars. Yeah, ver hear something like

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that and you got to pay it
the insurance does it cover it? And

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it can't be true? Do you
want to live? Yes? Than twenty

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k more than anything than twenty k
Well, then you die. It's basically

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the American health care system in a
nutshell, The American healthcare system is venom.

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Damn Cancer's venom. Kevin Turner,
he just fell asleep. I did

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not. I'm awake. I've never
seen him pass out on a good point.

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You know, I thought it was
a joke. I just wanted to

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lean back. The Western Taipan,
the snake with the world's deadliest venom,

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and it says they are natives of
Flower Mound, Texas. Only well,

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we gotta go good coming up next
to the most important thing in the world.

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We have some supports for you later
at seven and all that stuff and

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crazy audio at eight, and at
nine o'clock a chance we'll give away a

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bunch of concert tickets today and a
brand new thing called Kevio's Carolina Cup.

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So get your race car ready.
But first, the most important thing in

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the world. Next night, I
won the freak